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"Several years ago, while cheerfully performing my filial duty, I attended a morning service with my mother at the First Baptist Church in Euless, Texas.&amp;nbsp;It is a monolithic megachurch in the sprawl of Dallas/Ft. Worth and features a replica of Jesus' tomb &amp;mdash; complete with a roll-away stone. At one point during the service, stewards in ornate robes and tall white hats brought out a replica of the Ark of the Covenant.&amp;nbsp;I whispered to my wife, \"If the lid falls off that thing, avert your eyes.&amp;nbsp;Bad face-melty things will happen.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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