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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have you heard?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whoa. RT @mortreport Chip Kelly is the new coach of Philadelphia Eagles, according to league sources. No announcement yet&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bruce Feldman (@BFeldmanCBS) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is there another Chip Kelly?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welp.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Huh.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[spit take]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;DUCKCON ONE REPEAT WE ARE AT DUCKCON ONE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 edsbs (@edsbs) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I guess the only person who didn't fall for those \"Chip Kelly returning to Oregon\" reports was Chip Kelly.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I TOLD Y'ALL CHIP KELLY COULDN'T RESIST MONTE KIFFIN IN DALLAS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Chris Driver (@Jerkwheatery) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think you should DUCK because Chip Kelly is Ore-GONE for Philadelphia in a BLUR /lights building on fire&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CHIP KELLY IS WHAT'S WRONG THIS SOCIETY. #column&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Andrew Sharp (@andrewsharp) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now it seems noteworthy that Kelly himself NEVER said he was staying. It was all \"reports.\"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let's not bury the lede that someone is CHOOSING to be affiliated with the Eagles. Crazy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Dan Rubenstein (@DanRubenstein) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mack Brown recruited Chip Kelly as a safeties coach though&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What's a king without a Knight? RT @macmcglasson: #SabanToOregon&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forgive me, but the timing of this email I just got that begins \"ASU FOOTBALL COACH TODD GRAHAM\" made me jump for a second.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Holly Anderson (@SIHolly) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;#USC OL commit. RT @nicofalah: Chip Kelly left?!?! He was at my house 2 days ago&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ryan Abraham (@insidetroy) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nico Falah is a USC commit and if you're not laughing at Chip still trying to flip a kid before leaving, you're doing it wrong.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can't believe Chip Kelly is leaving the Cleveland Browns already.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ryan Abraham (@insidetroy) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kelly was telling the truth. He just didn't specify how long he would be remaining at the University of Oregon.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;For college football's sake, and for all who enjoy fun football, I really hope Mark Helfrich is the next Chip Kelly.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chip Kelly is going to FAIL because he's a NO CLASS FRAUD with a GIMMICK offense&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Peter (@runthedive) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What a rollercoaster for Oregon beat writers. Guess that projection of next year's O-line for Thursday's paper will have to wait&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Andrew Gribble (@Andrew_Gribble) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nice read option play by Chip Kelly. made everyone take the eye off the ball.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Kent Somers (@kentsomers) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A little more than five years ago, Chip Kelly was the OC of New Hampshire.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\u2014 Dieter Kurtenbach (@dkurtenbach) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oregon will pursue Urban Meyer according to a new rumor I'm making up right now.\n\u2014 Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) January 16, 2013&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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