<http://schema.org/articleBody>
"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;\"It Stung Me Right Through The Kleenex&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Scorpion :: AHMAD AL-RUBAYE/Getty Images&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Earlier this week, Yankees general manager &lt;strong&gt;Brian Cashman&lt;/strong&gt; broke his ankle jumping out of a plane. Yesterday, Brewers general manager &lt;strong&gt;Doug Melvin&lt;/strong&gt; had to go to the hospital after getting stung by a scorpion that had gotten in his house. Sadly, this is not the first time a sports figure has been attacked by a creature.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Is What Happens When There Is No Dominant Team&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here's an infographic that shows every NCAA team beating each other in the shape of a giant question mark.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Life Of An Athlete&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cavaliers guard &lt;strong&gt;Kyrie Irving&lt;/strong&gt; doesn't have time to wash underwear before embarking on a road trip. Here's how he handles the problem.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lovely Lady Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Laura Vandervoort :: Donato Sardella/Getty Images&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Staff Sergeant Mike Vitzer, of Orlando&lt;/strong&gt;, says, \"Jimmy, I'm serving a two-year tour in Seoul, South Korea, for our U.S. Army. Your Hot Clicks keep me thinking of home and I thank you for that. How about &lt;strong&gt;Laura Vandervoort&lt;/strong&gt; for LLOD?\" Here you go, Sergeant.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Is Using Your Head&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Based on this experiment done at a recent rugby match, cameras on refs will be the wave of the future.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dancing Video Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You may not realize this, but sometimes in life, you just need to see a large man in a small speedo dance like a nut. Things don't pick up until the two-minute mark, and then he takes things to a whole other level at the three-minute mark.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Movie Trailer Of The Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The trailer for &lt;em&gt;Hangover Part III&lt;/em&gt; was released today.\n&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2013/03/07/bob-melvin-stung-by-scorpion>