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"Dr. Mindy Lahiri may be many things (a romantic, an advanced-degree holder, resident and curator of the TV world&amp;#39;s most delicious apartment), but one thing she&amp;#39;s not is: quiet. She&amp;#39;s pretty much undefeated at talking, which is lucky for us&amp;#8212;because one season in (finale tonight!), we can&amp;#39;t imagine our lives without The Mindy Project&amp;#39;s wisdom. The mantras we had before these quotes are embarrassments to us now. Here are some of our favorite gems, to hold us over till season two:\nTo demonstrate that there&amp;#39;s a simpler way to channel your spirit-animal celeb than spending $500 to replicate her bangs exactly:\nPinterestFacebookSource\nTo confirm you&amp;#39;re not alone in your low-key expectations:\n&amp;quot;People seem to be having these awesome sex lives, and I&amp;#39;m just trying to find a life partner to go apple-picking with. What&amp;#39;s wrong with me?&amp;quot;\nOn empowerment coming from within:\nPinterestFacebookSource\nAbout the other night:\n&amp;quot;I fell asleep watching Amelie, and when I woke up, I had spilt so much red wine on me that I thought I&amp;#39;d been shot.&amp;quot;\nOn what giant hats, white gloves, and clingy pastels are for:\n&amp;quot;Church clothes! Have you never seen a Tyler Perry movie?&amp;quot;\nTo remind you this too shall pass and that your rapper-reality star love will come along:\nPinterestFacebookSource\nAnd to remind you how to deal if it doesn&amp;#39;t:\n&amp;quot;Danny, if we&amp;#39;re still single in five years, and we haven&amp;#39;t found anybody, can we make a pact...that we&amp;#39;ll kill each other?&amp;quot;\nOn being thankful:\n&amp;quot;To show my gratitude for this kindness, we can choose any city of the Real Housewives to watch.&amp;quot;\nOn body type:\nPinterestFacebookSource\nOn pursuing a sensible career:\n&amp;quot;Rapping is a hobby. Do you think I would just throw my life away simply because I&amp;#39;m good at naming celebrity couples?&amp;quot;\nAnd being thoughtful with the riches said career yields:\n&amp;quot;Did you know that when I die, in my will I leave all of my money to Tina Fey? I don&amp;#39;t even know her! I just think she would spend it in interesting and responsible ways.&amp;quot;\nOn Anderson Cooper:\n&amp;quot;If we are indulging in imaginary situations, I would love to introduce you to my husband, straight Anderson Cooper.&amp;quot;\nOn stripping:\n&amp;quot;I have dismantled this pole, this pole of oppression.&amp;quot;\nPinterestFacebookOn corporate ethics:\n&amp;quot;Tattling is when a little girl does it. When a hot woman does it, it&amp;#39;s called whistle-blowing.&amp;quot;\nAnd, perhaps most important, on BFF classification:\nPinterestFacebookPinterestFacebookSource\nWhat&amp;#39;s your favorite Mindyism?\nPhoto: FOX"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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