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"The sad thing is, we don't like watching the Academy Awards because of the overpriced designer outfits, the supposed kitsch factor, and the many disappointing Oscar parties where gay men hurl well-crafted bons mots at the TV screen. No, we like to watch the Oscars all by our lonesome self so we can pretend that we, too, are sitting at the Kodak Theatre, bored with just the right amount of insouciance, as we wait for our name to be called out."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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