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"&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I yearn for the days when TMZ stalkers/interviewers asked questions like reasonable human beings instead of in a grating, cringeworthy tone, but alas. In any event, today's clip involves that kind of questioning being used to ascertain the value of the charity donation necessary for Rockets guard James Harden to shave his beard.\nAs Dodgers relief pitcher Brian Wilson was recently offered $1 million by a razor company to do the same, TMZ's $80,000 clearly constitutes a trifling, low-ball offer.&lt;/p&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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