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"\n\tAdvertisement - Continue Reading Below\n\t\n\n \n\nOh mah gah. I was considering keeping this to myself, but I just can't.I'm sleeping with a XL man. As in, someone who can use XL condoms. As in, well hung.Why do I know this? I forgot to take my pill and I had a moment of paranoia and decided we should use back-up. (Do you use back-up after missing just one pill or do you only do it if you've missed two or three? Be honest, have you ever missed a few pills and skipped the condom?) But I totally forgot to pick up condoms at the drugstore on my way to D.'s place. So when we started to hook up, he ran to his roommate's room and grabbed a condom. What he came back with was, yep, a condom with XL written on the package.Let me walk you through my train of thought:D.'s roommate has a big penis?! D.'s penis is big enough to use a big condom? What if it's not? Will this be awkward if I have to tell him it's too big? How does one know a condom is too big? If D.'s penis is big enough for a big condom, does that mean I have a big vagina?Those thoughts were interrupted by D. saying, \"Eh whatever, we'll try it and see how it goes.\"D.'s erection was fading so I went down on him for a little bit. Actually, I went \"up\" on him while I was lying down and he was on his knees over my head. (He freaking dies for this position. Have you ever tried it?)Once he was good 'n' hard, he opened up the large condom. I don't know what I was expecting (a garbage bag?), but it looked similar to other normal-sized condoms. D. rolled it on while I waited with baited breath. And it fit! No sliding off! No hot-dog-in-garbage-bag look!Train of thought:D.'s big! Is this going to hurt? No silly, he's the same size he's always been. So my vagina's big?!But I didn't have much time to fret over the girth of my hoo-ha. D got on top of me and slid right in. (Ugh, I forgot how guys tend to forget about foreplay when they can rely on the lubrication of a condom. Ugh. Ugh.)We went at it in missionary for a bit then D. put his hands behind my back and pulled me towards him. We did some awkward shifting, which made me glad we weren't on camera. Then we were both sort of sitting up. And suddenly, voila! We were in the Rock-a-Bye Booty position. (For those of you who have done this one before, how the hell did you get into the pose?)There's was something a little weird about both sitting up looking at each other, but not easily being able to kiss. But I quickly forgot about that when D. reached down with both hands and started manually stimulating me. Whoa. I'm feeling a little weak-kneed even writing this. He sort of \"spread\" me with one hand and rubbed my clitoris with the other. I climaxed pretty damn quickly.After that D. pulled me on top of him (yee-haw) and finished.He pulled out and the condom was intact, in place, and not loose!And I've reassured myself that my vagina isn't big. As I've learned from Cosmo, it's very capable of stretching out and returning to it's original size. Large vadge worry assuaged!Have you ever been with a guy who you think was using the wrong-sized condom? Have you ever had any uh-oh moments with condoms \u2014 getting lost in you, slipping off, ripping, etc? What's the biggest guy you've been with? Has your guy ever used both hands to manually stimulate you?Editor's Note: Choosing the right size condom is really important. According to one study, nearly half of men surveyed had worn the wrong size condom at least once in the last three months. And that doubles the chance of it breaking or slipping off during sex. Be sure to check out this Guide to Condoms."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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