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"  Whilst last week&amp;#039;s episode was slightly lacking in explosive drama and hilarious witticisms, this week provided us with the necessary plot developments we&amp;#039;ve come to expect from Made In Chelsea. Why producers didn&amp;#039;t put Sam Thompson in from the beginning we don&amp;#039;t know, because he&amp;#039;s an absolute sausage when it comes to inadvertent one liners, inappropriate dinner party clothing and at pulling faces when fit girls sit next to him. Bless him. So much happened that I&amp;#039;m not quite sure where to start. Perhaps with the McCarthy-esque witch hunt which has started thanks to Fran and Cheska, who have seemingly morphed into the same dreary, meddling personality (conveniently Fran-Cheska). As they often do, they have found it upon themselves to head up a committee deciding whether Alex Mytton is guilty of cheating on Binky. There have been texts to anonymous sources and even confrontational scenes with Mr Mediator himself, Stevie &amp;quot;Keats&amp;quot; Johnson. FYI, he is now single and enjoys a spot of poetry. Let&amp;#039;s move onto the most uncomfortable double date on planet Chelsea that Mytton and Binky organised. Let&amp;#039;s be honest, throwing Lucy into the mix with Robbo - whose chat was so poor he apparently had to add an extra two letters to the end of his name to make up for it - was never going to be a good idea, especially when you refer to the lad as fresh willy. The poor boy didn&amp;#039;t stand a chance. That and he inadvertently stumbled into court proceedings with defendant Alex Mytton and prosecutor Lucy Watson. In the heat of the moment, Mytton called Stevie a little bitch, but we&amp;#039;re sure he didn&amp;#039;t mean it and that he meant to say little lamb, because as Stevie&amp;#039;s poem proved, he is too adorable to cause any trouble. Although the return of Sam (aka the Cougar Hunter - still on the shark, ladies, so for those of you above 20, you&amp;#039;re in with a chance) provided the majority of the laughable entertainment, watching Mark Francis exercise with VBH and Sophie (but seriously, where did she come from?) was a highlight. Blessed with perfect calves (&amp;quot;it&amp;#039;s more God&amp;#039;s work than my own&amp;quot;) he confessed that there is nothing worse than seeing people run on the Kings Road, because after all, it is a SHOPPING district and you shouldn&amp;#039;t be subjected to seeing boobs jiggle when you&amp;#039;re eating your parmagiana or any other Italian fare that we can&amp;#039;t pronounce.  The many faces of Sam Thompson We were introduced to yet another of Spenny&amp;#039;s potential love interests. We&amp;#039;re talking about Emma not the anonymous blonde with whom he shared a peck and a suitably spawkward moment with at Piccadilly&amp;#039;s finest, DSTRKT - so cool that it didn&amp;#039;t deserve vowels - who is fine if a little underwhelming. She&amp;#039;s a model (natch) and she enjoys showing off her almost too perfect teeth, wearing tight clothing and not smiling. Stranding poor, boring and unhappy Emma at the singles dinner party - delightfully lifted by Sam&amp;#039;s BBQ chef attire - she made quite a bold statement in front of exes Lucy and Louise, effectively telling them that he&amp;#039;s only ever truly loved two women and they were named Emma and Caggie. Savage.  In other news Jamie got in a fight with Andy yet again about Lucy (yawn). Andy got up and left, showing off his delightfuly red elbow patches.  Cut to more &amp;quot;by the fence&amp;quot; scene, as Cheska receives a text potentially telling her that Mytton may or may not have been faithful. Next week promises even more confrontation, monotonous models and man buns (yes Proudlock, we&amp;#039;re looking at you.) In the mean time, we&amp;#039;re off to broga to find Fit Andy. More Made In Chelsea MIC WEEKLY LEARNINGS - SEASON 7 EPISODE 1 BINKY: &amp;quot;PROUDLOCK&amp;#039;S LOOKING REALLY GOOD&amp;quot; LUCY WATSON &amp;quot;I FIND IT HARD TO MEET MEN&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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