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"&lt;a href=\"http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/121111_lohan_audio_v2.mp3\"&gt;&lt;img alt=\"1211_lilo_audio_launch_ex2\" src=\"http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/12/11/1211-lilo-audio-launch-ex2.jpg\" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lindsay Lohan&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#160;completely wigged&amp;#160;after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend -- telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail ... and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take a listen ... moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing ... she says,&amp;#160;\"I \nwill f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] \njail for a year.\"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lindsay was petrified she'd be stranded in Hawaii without her ID -- forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning ... a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lindsay can relax -- TMZ broke the story -- her passport and court documents permitting travel &lt;a href=\"http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/11/lindsay-lohan-purse-returned/\"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;were eventually returned&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she's still short $10,000 cash.&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On tape Lindsay adds, \"My dad will kill me\" -- interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with &lt;strong&gt;Michael Lohan&lt;/strong&gt; ... and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- relatedlinks --&gt;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/12/lindsay-lohan-stolen-purse-jail/>