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"The author is reporting from D.C., in a mall full of hipsters and hippies all looking to restore sanity, and someone named Molly.\nA bizarro world was revealed on Sunday when Republican National Committee chairman Michael \"Not of\" Steele and Republican smear-mongerer Karl \"Turd Blossom\" Rove appeared on opposite talk shows. As Steele insisted on having no knowledge of shadow groups pumping billions (yes, billions  -  this election will cost $3.2 billion) into Congressional races on \"Meet the Press,\" Rove brought papers proving the dirty money and donor nondisclosures to \"Face the Nation.\" Steele is under fire in his party for not raising enough or supporting GOP candidates in need, yet still predicted, \"An unprecedented wave on election day that's going to surprise a lot of people.\" Meanwhile, from his alternative universe, Rove is flush with cash and blaming \"liberals\" for inventing this mess, calling it and the Tea Party, \"wholesome, patriotic and incredibly positive for the country.\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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