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"One Direction have been out and about in LA loads recently, and don&amp;amp;rsquo;t get us wrong, it&amp;amp;rsquo;s always good to see the boys faces, it is. However there is now a new man in our lives, someone who makes us feel safe when we look at him, and who we want to climb on in a non-sexual way. BIG BEARDY MAN. Here he is walking along with Zayn Malik, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson. He&amp;#039;s telling them just how he gets his beard so pointy.  &amp;amp;quot;Sorry Zayn, kid. My tattoos are way manlier than yours. I did them myself. With a knife.&amp;amp;quot;  CLICK NEXT FOR MORE &amp;amp;nbsp;  Sometimes Big Beardy Man is so manly, that Niall just has to put his sunglasses on and look away. It&amp;#039;s easier that way.  The Sasquatch and The Big Beardy Man sometimes don&amp;#039;t understand one another, but there&amp;#039;s a lot of love there.  Oh BBM, come hang out with us and give us piggy backs. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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