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" For the next two weeks, Esquire correspondent and model Melissa Stetten is testing the definition of sexy\u2014and sharing the results with us. Dear Esquire, Yesterday, I posted a photo on Instagram and Twitter of what I perceive to be the least sexiest characteristics of women according to men \u2014 cats, self-help books, sweatpants, zit cream, watching Eat, Pray, Love on my laptop, and I&amp;#039;m actually wearing my retainer but you can&amp;#039;t see it (I seriously still have to wear that thing or my teeth will go back to looking like Amy Winehouse&amp;#039;s). It got 191 likes, which is definitely above average for me. Not one person said it wasn&amp;#039;t sexy. Some dudes even commented &amp;quot;ABSOLUTELY SEXY&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;DEFINITELY SEXY.&amp;quot; Never mind that those guys are playing World of Warcraft in their moms&amp;#039; basements and would fuck Steve Buscemi in a wig. My conclusion \u2014 guys don&amp;#039;t care how many mental illnesses you have, if you&amp;#039;re doing a sexy pose on a bed they&amp;#039;ll still be attracted to you.         Is this sexy y/n? I&amp;#039;m doing a thing for @Esquiremag&amp;#039;s Sexiest Woman Alive all week. P.S. I&amp;#039;m wearing my retainer. A photo posted by Melissa Stetten (@melissastetten) on Oct 7, 2013 at 12:22pm PDT     Follow all of Esquire&amp;#039;s Great Sexiness Experiment here. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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