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"  People &amp;amp;#151; public people who actually have other people pay attention to them &amp;amp;#151; say a lot of dumb shit, a lot of the time. Below is a small sampling of ridiculous things said about gay people, and rather than just retorting, &amp;amp;#147;what you just said&amp;amp;#133; that was some dumb shit,&amp;amp;#148; we&amp;amp;#146;ve strengthened our response in the form of GIFs from our favorite show about politics: Parks and Rec. You are all welcome. ..|.. ^__^ ..|.. 1. &amp;amp;#147;If the California Supreme Court had allowed the gays to marry, then anybody could have gotten married. You could have married a duck.&amp;amp;#148; -Bill O&amp;amp;#146;Reilly, The O&amp;amp;#146;Reilly Factor  I have had, like, the biggest crush on this duck in fifth grade and this is SUCH good news. It&amp;amp;#146;s so rare to get laws passed for duck marriage equality in this day and age. For real, though: Drawing a comparison between humans loving other humans and humans wanting to put their penis in a duck is a LITTLE BIT OF A STRETCH NO PUN INTENDED SORRY. Also that guy from Duck Dynasty is going to be so mad. 2. Homosexuality is &amp;amp;#147;&amp;amp;#133;one man violently cramming his penis into another man&amp;amp;#146;s lower intestine and calling it &amp;amp;#145;love.&amp;amp;#146;&amp;amp;#148; &amp;amp;#150; Matt Barber, Liberty Counsel You&amp;amp;#146;re right, Matt. Cramming your penis into a woman&amp;amp;#146;s cervix is a much better definition for love.   3. &amp;amp;#147;[Gay marriage] will put more kids at risk for HIV, hepatitis A, B and C, &amp;amp;#145;gay bowel syndrome,&amp;amp;#146; human papillomavirus (HPV), syphilis, gonorrhea and other sexually transmitted diseases.&amp;amp;#148;  &amp;amp;#150; Robert Knight, draftsman of federal Defense of Marriage Act Bodily fluids are bodily fluids. Risk in all of them, gay or otherwise, and it&amp;amp;#146;s a well-known fact that kids just love bodily fluids. PS: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GAY BOWEL SYNDROME, YOU WEIRDO.   4. &amp;amp;#147;In history, there has never been a civilization that has embraced homosexuality and has turned away from traditional fidelity, traditional marriage, and traditional child-rearing and has survived.&amp;amp;#148;  - Pat Robertson, (WTF does Pat Robertson do, tho) *Entire country of Greece waves hello*   5. &amp;quot;If gays are granted rights, next we&amp;#039;ll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nail biters.&amp;quot;  - Anita Bryant, Singer  Well, we actually think that human beings, as a general rule, deserve rights, but like, you&amp;amp;#146;re right on one count: We will lose our shit if people who bite their nails start to get rights.  6. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t believe that you can BE gay.&amp;quot;  - Kevin McCullough, The Kevin McCullough Show  So the issue here, Kevin, isn&amp;amp;#146;t the homosexuality itself, but rather the verb usage that goes with existence? &amp;amp;#147;Hi, I&amp;amp;#146;m gay.&amp;amp;#148; &amp;amp;#147;Impossible.&amp;amp;#148; &amp;amp;#147;Okay, I exist and I am also gay.&amp;amp;#148; &amp;amp;#147;Ohhhhhh.&amp;amp;#148; 7. Allow gays to openly serve &amp;amp;#147;if you want a military that just does parades.&amp;amp;#148;  - Tony Perkins, Family Research Council You know, he&amp;amp;#146;s right. Don&amp;amp;#146;t Ask Don&amp;amp;#146;t Tell was repealed years ago, and where the F*CK have our extra parades been?!  8. &amp;amp;#147;Is anyone saying same-sex couples can&amp;amp;#146;t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?&amp;amp;#148;  - Rick Santorum, Former US Senator RICK SANTORUM WANTS TO MARRY HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW, THAT&amp;amp;#146;S WHAT HE SAID.  Kristin Russo lives in New York City and holds a master&amp;#039;s degree in gender studies. Dannielle Owens-Reid lives in Los Angeles where she rehearses stand-up comedy in front of her cat. Together they run the website everyoneisgay.com. Do you have questions or topic requests for Kristin and Dannielle? Ask them HERE.   Photo Credit: NBC "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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