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"FacebookPinterest\n\nI know I'm not supposed to send dick pics. At least that's what everyone's advising post-Weinergate. But what if a girl I'm seeing wants a dick pic?_\n\n\u2014Man with a nice penis_\n\nDear Man With a Nice Penis,\n\nAre you sure she wants one?\n\nAll best,\n\n GQ Advice Lady\n\nYes... We've hung out a few times. She keeps joking that she wants to see \"it.\"\n\n \u2014MWANP\n\nDear Man With a Nice Penis,\n\nOkay. Anything short of (pun intended) \"I would really love to see a photo of your erect penis\" does not cut it here (pun also intended\u2014for circumcised readers). She is, in your own words, joking. Joking about \"it\", which might not be the it you think it is. And even if the it in question here is in fact the very it on your person\u2014i.e. the one with wrinkly sacks at the bottom and the top that looks like that one mushroom that fell behind the fridge months ago\u2014a lady joking that she'd like to see it sounds more to me like she's interested in getting in your pants. In person. On a bed, presumably. And not that she's particularly jonesing to look down at her buzzing phone and behold your free-floating member bathed in the creepy green glow of laptop light.\n\nIn other words: This is not grounds to be sure. You should not send her a dick pic.\n\nI sympathize with your logic. With what really seems to be the entire male species' logic on this specific act. I do. You guys seem to be in a constant state of I would really love to receive a picture of breasts right now! Doesn't matter when or where\u2014whether it's 8 a.m. or you're at your Grandpa's funeral. It probably doesn't matter who the breasts belong to, as long as they're reasonably nice looking and on a human female. So you think: Women must feel the same way about my good-looking penis! This is an error in logic. Have you ever taken the LSATs? There is an entire portion of the test dedicated to determining whether you can spot and correct faulty assumptions. \"If A then B\" does not mean \"If C then B.\" Because, obviously, A and C are totally different. Men are not women! Breasts are not chest penises! Thank god for that!\n\nAs a woman who knows many other women, I can safely say that ladies generally do not like receiving a dick pic from men they don't know very well, except maybe as damage control collateral (tit for equally incriminating tat, as they say) or as a disgusting, but mildly humorous artifact that they can pass along to all their friends. That doesn't mean we're not looking forward to seeing your big, hard, [insert third complimentary adjective], [insert fourth complimentary adjective] manhood. We are! Seriously! Women like penises. They just don't like creeptastic, almost disembodied photos of them sent like it's part of some normal flirtation ritual. It is most definitely not normal. A penis pic is not a first date flower bouquet, ok?\n\nIn fact, this really should worry you more. Back and forth privates-piccing is a trust ercise. It's not something to take lightly or do casually with whatever potential psychopath (male or female) happens to request it. It seems from the name you chose, Man with a Nice Penis, that you have some sense of how precious your cargo is, yes? Like you would wear a jock strap to protect it if you were playing football or something, right? Well, you need to also protect it when you're playing phone-based sex games. They may not be a contact sport, but they can do a lot of freakin' damage. Just ask Mr. Weiner."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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