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"The sex-toy industry has already come up with a lot of ideas for attempting to replace another human being in the bedroom, but that hasn&amp;#x27;t stopped people from trying to make their own substitute out of whatever they&amp;#x27;ve got close at hand. And this week, one such attempt led to what will surely be a brilliant franchise reboot: Italian-American Pie. The story? One irate Twitter user took to the Internet to air his grievances against Domino&amp;#x27;s after the piping-hot pizza caused some damage to his manhood. .@Dominos_UK HELLO I&amp;amp;#39;VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.&amp;amp;mdash; LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014 Domino&amp;#x27;s gamely responded with some standard &amp;quot;Contact our head office&amp;quot;-type tweets (which as you can imagine, led to some oral sex references), but Mr. Pepperoni could not be appeased. .@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?&amp;amp;mdash; LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014 Um, probably because of common sense? Anyway, if you need some afternoon entertainment, read the caps-heavy rants of this evil genius, who shot down theories about his possible motives...YEAH THAT WAS IT, I WORK AS MARKETING EXECUTIVE FOR DOMINOES AND I THOUGHT YEAH MAKING LOVE TO A PIZZA THAT&amp;amp;#39;LL DO FOR BRAND AWARENESS.&amp;amp;mdash; LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 25, 2014 &amp;amp;#133;but did later state that Domino&amp;#x27;s owed him some freebies for all the attention. His latest tweet? .@pizzahut HELLO&amp;amp;mdash; LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 25, 2014 Prepare yourselves, Pizza Hut. And also probably Papa John&amp;#x27;s. Crazy-funny joke or just plain crazy? You be the judge. And why are guys so obsessed with putting their junk in food? Ugh!"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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