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" Kim Kardashian went to go see The Fault In Our Stars at a movie theater in the Hamptons over the weekend (via JustJared), and the most controversial part of her outing isn&amp;#039;t even that she re-wore an outfit she&amp;#039;d been seen in previously only TWO WEEKS AGO. No no, this is serious: Kim emerged from the cinema after the movie and not only is there no popcorn grease around her mouth but there are no tear tracks/puffiness/signs of crying whatsoever. Here&amp;#039;s a closeup shot confirming her completely unmoved complexion:  She is probably on the phone with other people with no souls, telling them how not-emotional the TFOIS cinematic experience was. It&amp;#039;s a conference call also, because people who have no souls are awful like that. Now it is possible that Kim simply touched up her streaked mascara and general heartbroken messiness afterwards, knowing the paparazzi would be waiting outside \u2014 she knows this because mama Kris will have tipped them off, like always \u2014 but I don&amp;#039;t necessarily buy this argument. I will also note that Cosmopolitan.com&amp;#039;s Eliza Thompson spoke in Kim&amp;#039;s defense, saying that &amp;quot;maybe she just had the problem I did: too many teens were hilariously sobbing and so the mood was killed,&amp;quot; but to be honest I don&amp;#039;t buy that either. What I&amp;#039;m saying is that there&amp;#039;s no good reason not to cry during the film unless there&amp;#039;s something really wrong with you. (Sorry Eliza.) Thus in conclusion, Kim Kardashian needs to have her tear ducts examined ASAP, and file a lawsuit against whatever Dementor* had its way with her too. I am upset that Kim is not upset; how do you feel, though? *Technically, a Dementor&amp;#039;s Kiss makes this moment only the second most scandalous Kardashian makeout in recent days. So there you go. RELATED: A Guide to Crying: How to Ration Your Tissues During The Fault in Our Stars Meet 3 Women Who Make Fault In Our Stars Fandom Their Job Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: AKM-GSI  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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