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"   The scene: third row at the Project Runway fashion show.... I go through some days thinking, why is there not a film crew following me? Not in an ego sense, but to capture the absurdity that goes along with working at a magazine. Today was no exception. Not only did I walk out of my apartment feeling a little bit like a caricature of what a person in fashion looks like\u2013the perfect balance of trendy and matching (aka artificial and overdone)\u2013but spent the greater part of the morning managing a case of tourrettes, instigated by messengers, and bargaining the lives of my unborn children to publicists to have a glimpse of a liberty floral print dress for a mere 45 minutes. Floral? For spring? Groundbreaking. The reality of my day was interrupted by a midday trip to Lincoln Center for the Project Runway Fashion Show.  A cast of impressive talent displayed modern, well executed clothes detached from the unreality of TV representing the reality of what is going on in fashion. Back on planet ELLE, edgy editors and pushy publicists continued to collide. If my day was recorded for all of America to watch, the closing scene would be the last words of a fear stricken assistant who said, &amp;quot;I wish I was Anne Frank, I just want to hide from everyone.&amp;quot; Regardless, I love my job. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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