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"Even before the festivities and speeches kicked off at the 2013 Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday, Jan. 27, Hollywood&amp;#x2019;s best and brightest brought their A-game to the red carpet -- and carried on their wit throughout the evening.\r\nBelow, a few of Tinseltown&amp;apos;s nominees, presenters and winners share their thoughts about getting ready, being nominated and all the hullabaloo that comes standard with Hollywood&amp;#x2019;s busiest season of the year: Awards season.\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;I share this with my sweet friend Amy Poehler...I&amp;apos;ve known you since you were pregnant with Lena Dunham!&amp;quot;--&amp;#xA0;Tina Fey, who took home the award for best supporting comedy, upon her win\r\n&amp;quot;My father told me if I did anything artistic, I would look like a hooker. I told him, &amp;apos;With these huge boobs that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker.&amp;apos;&amp;quot;-- Sophia Vergara, on career advice from her father&amp;#xA0;\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;I&amp;apos;m so sorry to hear about J.J.&amp;apos;s suffering.&amp;quot;-- Victor Garber, joking to the Associated Press about his former Alias director&amp;#x2019;s new gig helming Star Wars Episode 7\r\n&amp;quot;Nothing, I&amp;apos;m already three sheets to the wind with my toast, half a glass down already.&amp;quot;-- Peter Facinelli to E! host Giuliana Rancic on getting tipsy after his red carpet toast\r\n&amp;quot;It&amp;apos;s kind of the same thing, the same routine. I find it ironic that girls have to spend four hours getting ready, but I&amp;apos;m playing James Bond video games until right before.&amp;quot;-- Rico Rodriguez, 14, to the AP about having the awards show prep routine down pat\r\n&amp;quot;I hate my hands, by the way, they&amp;apos;re like a little fluffy because I&amp;apos;m pregnant.&amp;quot;-- Busy Philipps, while showing off her manicure to Rancic\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;I&amp;apos;m so tickled. I&amp;apos;m excited and I&amp;apos;m the only one who knows I&amp;apos;m going to win tonight! But they tell me that you&amp;apos;ll never work again if you get this award. I&amp;apos;ll have to remind them again that I&amp;apos;m still here!&amp;quot;-- Dick Van Dyke to the AP, on receiving the Lifetime Achievement Award&amp;#xA0;\r\n&amp;quot;He&amp;apos;s getting fat. It&amp;apos;s very exciting. All that time on the boob is starting to result in growth. He&amp;apos;s getting rolls.&amp;quot;-- Claire Danes, on baby Cyrus growing up in the last month\r\n\r\n&amp;quot;Thanks, mom, for being an actor, thanks, dad, for being married to an actor and raising an actor. It was a very dramatic household.&amp;quot;-- Anne Hathaway, upon her win for Female Actor in a Supporting Role&amp;#xA0;"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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