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"You can tell a lot about a person by the types of movies they watch. Here&amp;#x27;s a list of 53 films from the 80s that reveal your true dating expectations. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - No sex on the first date. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - No handjobs on the first date. Blade Runner - No lubricated handjobs on the first date. Dangerous Liaisons - No self-esteem on the first date. Tootsie - No pants on the first date. Dark Crystal - You&amp;amp;#8217;ve canceled a date to stay in and build leggo. The Last Unicorn - You&amp;amp;#8217;ve canceled a date to write leggo fan-fic. The Neverending Story - You&amp;amp;#8217;re going to marry a beloved childhood friend. In a skimpy suede vest and chaps. BMX Bandits - You&amp;amp;#8217;re not afraid to get down and dirty, or rock a perm. Field of Dreams - You&amp;amp;#8217;re not afraid to wear mom jeans. Dirty Dancing - You&amp;amp;#8217;re not afraid of a man in a leotard. Driving Miss Daisy - You&amp;amp;#8217;re not afraid of old man butt. Labyrinth - Find your way to the codpiece by midnight, or lose your baby brother forever. The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland - Rainbows are fun to slide down. The Land Before Time - The last time you had sex, people were still cracking floppy disc jokes. Ghostbusters - Men in uniforms get your ectoplasm hot. Annie - You&amp;amp;#8217;ll find &amp;amp;#8220;the one&amp;amp;#8221; tomorrow. Rocky III - THERE IS NO TOMORROW! THERE IS NO TOMORROW! The Goonies - The treasure lies just beyond your awkward teenage years. Better Off Dead - You like to French. Twins - You&amp;amp;#8217;re a hopeless romantic who believes there&amp;amp;#8217;s a Danny Devito doppleganger out there for everyone. Uncle Buck - The morning after, you like to get PANCAKES. Honey I Shrunk the Kids - Size doesn&amp;amp;#8217;t matter, it&amp;amp;#8217;s what you do with your Moranis that counts. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial - You&amp;amp;#8217;re not worried about interplanetary/venereal contagion. Raiders of the Lost Ark - To the ends of the Earth, you&amp;amp;#8217;ll find the G-spot. Amadeus - You&amp;amp;#8217;ve been a dating pro since you were five. Platoon - DON&amp;amp;#8217;T MIND THE 100 HELICOPTERS. Blade Runner - You&amp;amp;#8217;re not on a date, your neurons are just being commandeered by someone tall, dark and handsome. Blue Velvet - You&amp;amp;#8217;re pretty weird, even without the mask. The Elephant Man - You&amp;amp;#8217;re not a human being! You are are an animal. In bed. The Shining - You speak dirty in the third person. The Terminator - You like apocalypse sex because everyone gets a second coming. Die Hard - If he has a nicer apartment than you, you&amp;amp;#8217;re not leaving the building. The Princess Bride - If he&amp;amp;#8217;s &amp;amp;#8220;handy with a sword,&amp;amp;#8221; you&amp;amp;#8217;re not leaving the building. The Big Chill - If he&amp;amp;#8217;s into charity sex, you&amp;amp;#8217;re not leaving the building. Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Your dream date takes place in the back of an orange sedan. Scarface - You always tell the truth. Even when you lie in bed. This Is Spinal Tap - Don&amp;amp;#8217;t be afraid to crank things up past 10. Back to the Future - Beware of accidentally dating your mom. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - You can get out of a bad date, but only if it&amp;amp;#8217;s funny. When Harry Met Sally - You will never want &amp;amp;#133; that wagon wheel coffee table. Chariots of Fire - You&amp;amp;#8217;re all about the chase. A Nightmare on Elm Street - You&amp;amp;#8217;ve been running through my mind all day. Screaming. Broadcast News - You&amp;amp;#8217;re all shoulder pad and no pleat. Hoosiers - Your practices aren&amp;amp;#8217;t designed for people&amp;amp;#8217;s enjoyment. The Breakfast Club - You like being &amp;amp;#8220;detained.&amp;amp;#8221; Big - You&amp;amp;#8217;re looking for someone with a good job, bunk beds and a trampoline. The Little Mermaid - You&amp;amp;#8217;re a princess who is never satisfied, no matter how good the blowout. Strange Brew - You&amp;amp;#8217;re looking for-jelly donut!-you&amp;amp;#8217;re easily distracted. Ferris Bueller&amp;amp;#8217;s Day Off - You can do it forwards and backwards. Stand By Me - You&amp;amp;#8217;d cross state lines for the right body. Superman II - When you fake it, they can tell, because your hair is hardly moving. Caddyshack - You&amp;amp;#8217;re looking for someone who likes to swing. --Written by Janet Manley for HowAboutWe Which of these is your favorite? Does it describe your dating persona? More From HowAboutWe *6 Surprisingly Astute Love Tips from American Pie *25 Valentine&amp;amp;#8217;s Day Movies for 25 Relationship Stages *Paging Mrs. Robinson: 5 Inappropriate Crushes We&amp;amp;#8217;re Totally Cool With Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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