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"Spring is finally really, truly here, the weekend is here, and your weekly dose of funny celebrity tweets are here. Now go grab a sandwich and enjoy! Totally with Late Night With Jimmy Fallon writer Jen Statsky on this one. I work in fashion and I still need people like Nikki to help me out on a daily basis. Does anyone have a quick 3-5 years to explain fashion to me?&amp;amp;mdash; Jen Statsky (@jenstatsky) May 5, 2013 Thanks to Max Greenfield for bringing awareness to a slightly lesser-known (though arguably no less important) holiday. Sisqo de Mayo! twitter.com/iamgreenfield/&amp;amp;#133;&amp;amp;mdash; max greenfield (@iamgreenfield) May 5, 2013 My perennial girl-crush Keira Knightley got married last weekend! Ellen was super happy for her too. Congratulations, Keira Knightley, on your wedding! May you celebrate your love daily, and Knightley.&amp;amp;mdash; Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) May 6, 2013 For those outside of NYC, the Big Gay Ice Cream guys make delicious treats at their shops and truck (with amazing names like the Salty Pimp and the Bea Arthur). They also have one of the funniest Twitter accounts I follow. Proof: Me: &amp;quot;why don&amp;#x27;t we head home and you make us a lasagna?&amp;quot; Bryan, glaring: &amp;quot;if by &amp;#x27;make a lasagna&amp;#x27; you mean I order us Indian food, fine.&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Big Gay Ice Cream (@biggayicecream) May 7, 2013 Girls producer Jenni Konner must be a Scandal-head, just like many a Glamour staffer. I&amp;#x27;m totally in agreement with her on the below, especially if said dialogue takes place in an elevator (a Shonda fave). I refuse to talk to any man again until @shondarhimes writes my dialogue.&amp;amp;mdash; Jenni Konner (@campsucks) May 9, 2013 Which tweets were you loving this week?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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