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"Diagnosis: Hysteria n. 1. A nervous affection, occurring almost exclusively in women, in which the emotional and reflex excitability is exaggerated, and the will power correspondingly diminished, so that the patient loses control over the emotions, becomes the victim of imaginary sensations, and often falls into paroxism or fits. (Webster&amp;#x27;s) 2. A movie starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy about the invention of the vibrator. Cure: Jimmyjane&amp;#x27;s Prescription 1 and 2... Jimmyjane is at it again, this time partnering with Sony Pictures Classic and the movie Hysteria, to offer us a much-needed dose of TLC. Whether you &amp;quot;suffering&amp;quot; from a self-induced bout of man-drought or just need a pick-me-up, one of my favorite sex toy companies has the cure to your &amp;quot;ailments.&amp;quot; Their special edition gift sets are adorably named Prescription 1 (Mild Symptoms) and Prescription 2 (Severe Diagnosis) and are both deemed to do the trick. Prescription 1: Here we have not one, but three, smaller-sized pleasure toys for the road or your bedside table. Rx # 1 includes the Iconic Pocket, Iconic Ring and the Iconic Bullet&amp;amp;#8212;three beautifully designed miniatures to stash for emergencies. Price: $75 Prescription 2: We&amp;#x27;re big fans of the Form 2 here at Smitten, and this little upgrade is just what the doctor ordered. This set comes with a delicious smelling massage lotion and the Form 2! Instructions, according to the website, are as follows: &amp;quot;Treatment may be administered solo or by another. Nurse uniform optional.&amp;quot; Price: $155 Such a great gift idea! What do you think? Would you buy one for yourself or a friend? Stay happy, stay healthy: * Oh Hello Shiny New Vibrator That Can Be Used DURING Sex * A Foolproof Way to Have Better Orgasms. (Try It This Weekend!) * A Sex Toy to Make Room for in Your Toy Box. Stat."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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