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"FacebookPinterest\n\nCome on, guys. It's the Met Ball. It's the Oscars of the East. It's at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Would it kill you to bring a blade to your face for five minutes? Now we're not calling out gents like Adrian Brody, who opted for facial hair but kept it trim and in check, we're looking at the guys who, let's face it, just didn't try. If you're taking the time and effort to put on the penguin suit and look good in it, why not do the same for what's happening above your bow tie? We get it if you don't want the squeaky clean look and if that's the case, at least use a trimmer to keep stubble close to the skin. Otherwise take it all off and start looking like the slick movie stars and musicians you are - not their stoner cousins."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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