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"FacebookPinterest\n\nThe end is near. Specifically, it's five four three two tomorrow, scheduled for 6 pm. It's all predetermined, plain as day in the Bible: Don't fight it. Instead, embrace the end-times. Hunker down with your whiskey. Eat a lot of red meat. And get pumped for rapture, for death and destruction, for Heavenly judgment. Here at GQ, we know exactly how to prepare for all that noise: Movies. So over the past five days, we've put together a little crash course in the Apocalypse. Your guest professors: Michael Bay, Zach Snyder, Tim Burton, et al. So pay attention. Because come Sunday, if you're not buried in a pile of rubble, (and let's be honest, you probably will be, Sinner) you're going to need to know how to improvise an explosive device. In our fifth and final installment: Legion.\n\n This is not a good movie. But it's actually amazingly relevant, so we're going to go with it. Paul Bettany stars as an archangel descended from heaven to save humanity. There's some second-coming-of-Christ plotlines in there, too. Mostly, there's swarms of flies and boils and an upside-down crucifixion\u2014we don't expect anything quite so dramatic to happen. But we want to cover our bases. This week we've heard how to deal with aliens, asteroids, climate change and zombies. Today we'll work on what to do if God's army makes an appearance.\n\n Who Goes First: Los Angeles. Again. Everyone starts freaking out and turning into murderous demons. Then a cloud of horseflies forms and seeks out our unassuming main characters at a gas stating in the middle of the desert. (This apocalypse could very well be limited to the area around L.A., which would be\u2026 no big loss.)\n\n Fatal Mistakes: Being in the middle of the f'ing desert, where swarms of horseflies can attack, unobstructed from all directions.\n\n Best Survival Tool: Obviously, it helps to have an angel on your side. Know any? No, not him.\n\n Where to Hide: Well, you can't, because they'll follow you. But if you find yourself in the California desert, your best bet is probably to drive a few hours south to Mexico. Border patrol isn't going to let those demon people through without passports. And as we learned yesterday, Mexico is the place to be.\n\n What We Learned Today: Forget everything we told you this week. Just sit back and let a rogue archangel save your sinner ass."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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