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" Every morning, we give you the best the Internet can offer up. Nothing too heavy \u2014 a tip or two, a story or video to glance at, and some wisdom to get you ready to kick ass with a grin. We&amp;#039;ll all get to the deeper stuff as the day goes on. But for now, before we begin... Never get a mustache transplant because mustache transplants are neither explainable nor excusable. Know that Cliff is fked now that Rap Genius RapGenius-ed The Great Gatsby. Root for the Japanese stock market and its inverse relationship with the length of these women&amp;#039;s skirts. Also, root for Latin America for a similar reason: that Esquire Latin America photo of Maria Sharapova above, along with the rest of the photos here. Be thankful for Questlove and D&amp;#039;Angelo reuniting and putting it on YouTube for those of us who didn&amp;#039;t slog it to Bonnaroo \u2014 though, we, the general population, can only have our impatience stalled for so long. Respect the family man, like Simpsons creator Matt Groening and the real characters behind the ones in the show. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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