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" Rule No. 30: Beer is food. Wine accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.  Rule No. 43: The best song to drink to is still David Allen Coe&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;You Never Even Called Me by My Name.&amp;quot;  Rule No. 90: No bar game requires warm-up stretching, crouching to examine the slope of a green, or calling for silence.  Rule No. 92: Avoid bars that employ cute labels for the men&amp;#039;s and women&amp;#039;s rooms. If you can&amp;#039;t, just remember: You&amp;#039;re a pointer, not a setter; a buoy, not a gull; an XY, not an XX; a not a . Rule No. 390: You&amp;#039;re officially too old to order any drink that requires licking salt off another human being.  Rule No. 678: Keep things simple when the bartender&amp;#039;s busy. Never order a Singapore Sling when people are three deep at the bar.  Rule No. 679: Never order a Singapore Sling when there are people two deep at the bar.  Rule No. 680: Unless you happen to be in Singapore, never order a Singapore Sling.  Rule No. 685: Walking up to a bar is like closing your menu: Only do it when you&amp;#039;re ready to order.  Rule No. 687: Put the camera down.  Rule No. 692: If the bar&amp;#039;s name ends in z, any relationship initiated there will not last. Including the relationship with the bar.  Rule No. 699: Go ahead and order the pitcher.  Rule No. 715: You should never have to make a reservation to drink at a bar. Unless that bar is one of the two places in this story that require reservations.  Rule No. 819: More blue-cheese-stuffed olives.  Return to the Best Bars in America "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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