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"Young Single Guy and Old Married Guy are copywriters at the same advertising agency, where they like to discuss girls, sex, and relationships over iChat\u2026or as they call it: Guy Chat. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: Does it make me narrow-minded that I don&amp;#039;t think I can date a vegetarian? OLD MARRIED GUY: Well, vegetarians are pretty narrow-minded, so worst case you&amp;#039;d cancel each other out. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: No, no, you know I get the vegetarian thing. I even tried it for a little bit. Didn&amp;#039;t last long. OLD MARRIED GUY: You did? YOUNG SINGLE GUY: I got bored one summer and gave it a try. Anyway, I just don&amp;#039;t think I can date a vegetarian. I like a girl that I can enjoy a bacon, egg and cheese with in the morning. Does that make any sense? OLD MARRIED GUY: Yeah, it&amp;#039;s a major sensibility difference. I think you could casually date a vegetarian (who hasn&amp;#039;t?), but a serious relationship would be tough. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: I dated one for a bit. Every time we were at dinner, and I was having a burger or something, it felt like she was secretly judging me. Even though she swore she wasn&amp;#039;t. OLD MARRIED GUY: Even if she wasn&amp;#039;t, at some point you&amp;#039;d get tired of not sharing experiences with her. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: Right, I get strangely turned on if a girl&amp;#039;s Tinder profile mentions she loves cheeseburgers. OLD MARRIED GUY: My wife&amp;#039;s family is all vegetarians. They&amp;#039;re great, but I honestly don&amp;#039;t think we&amp;#039;d be married if she was a vegetarian, too. It&amp;#039;s exhausting. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: I mean fuck, thanks to Google I just found a vegetarian dating site,  www.veggiedate.org. OLD MARRIED GUY: That can&amp;#039;t be real. But wait: how&amp;#039;d this come up? Did you wake up next to a vegetarian this morning? YOUNG SINGLE GUY: No, no, one of my friends just started to seriously date a vegetarian. I mean, I could casually date a vegetarian. And if things got serious, I imagine me and my hypothetical vegetarian girlfriend could make it work. You know, because we love each other, and all that stuff. OLD MARRIED GUY: Your hypothetical vegetarian girlfriend must be smoking hot. Otherwise, it&amp;#039;s gonna get really annoying after a while. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: She&amp;#039;s super hot, hilarious, and constantly beats me in Scrabble. OLD MARRIED GUY: Seriously, though: at your age, you could date a vegetarian no problem. It&amp;#039;d be like getting a tattoo or reading Bukowski. Something you do when you&amp;#039;re young, then regret later. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: You&amp;#039;re saying I&amp;#039;m going to regret my YOLO tattoo? Wait, so have you dated a vegetarian? OLD MARRIED GUY: I dated a girl for 8 years who didn&amp;#039;t eat red meat. She ate chicken and fish, and even that was a hassle. She wouldn&amp;#039;t eat my dad&amp;#039;s pasta sauce, for example. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: How&amp;#039;d that go over? OLD MARRIED GUY: My parents were actually pretty cool about it. My dad would cook a separate sauce for her. But I found it really off-putting. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: Yeah I think my parents would be able to adjust their go-to dishes. But if I was dating a vegan? That&amp;#039;d be a different story. OLD MARRIED GUY: I&amp;#039;ve always wondered if vegan girls can swallow. Can they? YOUNG SINGLE GUY: That&amp;#039;s a phenomenal question. It&amp;#039;s like you&amp;#039;re giving me a great reason to date a vegan girl. OLD MARRIED GUY: Please do. I&amp;#039;d love to know the answer. YOUNG SINGLE GUY: For you Josh, I&amp;#039;ll do it for you. Josh Aiello is 38-years-old. He lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with his wife and daughter. Afshin Hatami is 25-years-old. He lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with his roommate, and his best friend&amp;#039;s Netflix account. Photo Credit: Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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