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" \n Lucky affianced couple Adrienne Dunvan and Eddie Quinones won a contest to be married during San Diego&amp;#039;s Big Bite Bacon Festival, reports HuffPo. This sounds about as fun as a vegan wedding sounds lame. For those of you who are curious, no, a plate of quinoa and kale does not soak up the customary 5 gallons of alcohol consumed by your average bridesmaid. As you can see, the matrimonial bacon at last weekend&amp;#039;s affair ranged from high-end (above)...  ...to arguably lower-class. I don&amp;#039;t even know what I&amp;#039;m looking at, but I like it.  This guy dares you to rip off his bacon vest and go to town.  Fist-pump for pork.  Done and done.  A bacon-sprinkled cake, in case you forgot to take your Paxil this morning.  I hope whichever lucky single woman caught this delicious, fatty bouquet immediately started gnawing on it like a starving Serengeti cat. To talk more with Anna about ~*~*bacon*~*~, follow her on Twitter. Images via HuffPo "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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