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"Russell Brand has mocked his short-lived marriage to Katy Perry. The comedian joked about the relationship during a special Xfm radio show for the Teenage Cancer Trust, with Noel Gallagher, Matt Morgan and Trevor Lock.  &amp;quot;Let me tell you a thing about marriage,&amp;quot; he said. &amp;quot;Marriage is a bond that can last up to 14 months. This is a sacred 14-month arrangement. Begins on an elephant. Ends in a newspaper.&amp;quot; When his co-hosts laughed, he continued: &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t cackle, I tried my hardest. How come you know exactly how long my marriage was? Was you timing it?&amp;quot; Referring to the former couple arriving at their wedding on elephants, he added: &amp;quot;That marriage was shaky from the get-go, before I&amp;#039;d even got off the elephant.&amp;quot; Brand, who divorced Perry at the end of 2011, previously described her as perfect. Photo gallery - Russell Brand and Katy Perry:  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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