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"&amp;quot;I was out to eat with my uncle and aunt. There was a big hockey tournament going on, so there were a lot of guys at the restaurant. Well, my uncle told the waiter that it was my birthday. I didn&amp;#039;t know what he had done until the waiters came out ringing a cowbell. They had these huge antlers that they made me wear while they sang &amp;#039;Happy Birthday&amp;#039; to me. All the guys in the restaurant just stared at me with the antlers on my head like I was a freak. It was terrible!&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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