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"  WARNING: What I share with you right now, MIGHT blow your mind. If you do not want to hear about the greatest party ever thrown, doctors suggest you stop reading now to prevent cranial overload. Thank you. Now that you have been warned, I feel that I have the obligation to tell you about the most AMAZING party I have ever had the privilege to attend. Yes, I am being dead serious, it was that awesome. All week, I have driven by a particular frat house, and seen pledges breaking their backs trying to transform their house into a party ground. They constructed an entire cave walkway adorned with palmetto leaves (like palm tree leaves, for you northerners) and glowing lights, which begins with a giant wooden drawing of a volcano. Every time I would see the house, the more excited I got for the rumored &amp;quot;Volcano Party&amp;quot; that was going to take place there on Friday.    Rumors were quickly spreading about what exactly would happen at the party, but the reality was far better than what I could have ever expected! Once my friends and I got through the entrance cave of awesome, we made our way to the back patio, where, I kid you not, there was a real parrot lurking around. A parrot! Needless to say I took plenty of epic pictures with the bird. Once my ADD was satisfied with the parrot, I looked up and almost passed out from amazement. Towering above us was a 30 foot volcano! It had day-glow orange paint all over it, and an entrance so you could go inside! Next to the volcano, was a waterfall, and a little beach full of sand. It was absolutely INCREDIBLE! Pledges could be seen wearing a full suit and tie, handing out hors d&amp;#039;oeuvres, and taking over driving duty. They were required to give you their hand as you walk down the stairs, incase any of the ladies thought it would be a good idea to be clumsy and face plant (I mean, its not like I did that at Rush or anything...) Yes, it was a party that will surely live on in history. I must say that it was way cooler than any other party I have ever been to. Not only was it decorated so well, but everyone was so nice, and it was just a great time. I hope all of you can experience a party this epic at least once during your college careers.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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