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"  This piece of news is far too depressing: Kentucky Fried Chicken, a subsidiary of Yum Brands! Inc. (Always include the exclamation point!) has announced that, in its never-ending, utterly hopeless quest to make young people like fried chicken as much as tacos, it will stop serving buckets of chicken, replacing them with boneless chicken parts. As if the Colonel wasn&amp;#039;t already rolling over in his grave at 5,000 rpm, the chain has even gone so far as to call this &amp;quot;the greatest day in the history of chicken.&amp;quot; A kind of trans-chicken singularity if you will, a triumph over God and nature. It is, in short, pure dystopia, a nightmare of monstrosity and mutilation.  Why can&amp;#039;t KFC just settle for being a billion-dollar business that sells breaded carcass parts from China to Peru? Does it really need to have stock that soars every quarter, and requires mindshare penetration to every young punk with the munchies? I am officially turning against KFC. I somehow forgave them the torments of their source animals, but to run so far from the its founder and everything he stood for is the final straw. It would be better if they made homophobic sandwiches. That at least you can reverse position on. But there is no getting the bone back into the bird. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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