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"FacebookPinterest\n\nOnassis is a very decent Japanese store which sells tailored shirts, sweats, and suits in New York's SoHo district. It is also a place that just sent half of our staff a piece of leather promoting an upcoming party. We have no idea what to do with it! Here are ten guesses.\n\n 1. It's a...tourniquet? For a guy with really huge wrists, which seems like, idk, not something people who use tourniquets actually have so maybe not.\n\n2. A belt! For someone really manorexic. Ok, probably not that either.\n\n 3. An anklet! Yes, that makes sense. In 1997.\n\n4. A collar for your hog\n\n5. A collar for your hog (not the animal) \n\n6. That thing Sister Mary Teresa used to slap our wrist after we carved a pair of boobs in the cubby hole of our desk in the 6th grade.\n\n7. That thing we saw a girl whip a bound man with on Real Sex for two seconds, before we changed the channel, in the 6th grade.\n\n8. A hipster eye patch\n\n9. A luggage tag\n\n10. One of those contraptions that secures an iPod to your bicep\n\n(Yes, we know it's possibly, probably a bracelet.)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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