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"FacebookPinterestsexcity2.png\n\n(5) Ella Taylor, Village Voice\n\n \"What's a writer-girl, who happens to be finishing a book that heaps scorn on traditional marriage, to do about all this loss of conjugal bling? Why, talk it to death in ever-decreasing circles of inconsequential angst, then head for Abu Dhabi (Morocco, actually, but all those countries look the same, don't they?).\"\n\n(4) Ann Hornaday, Washington Post\n\n \"The more strenuously \"Sex and the City 2\" tries to become a parable of transnational sisterhood (during a karaoke scene set to \"I Am Woman,\" for example), the more patronizing and self-important the movie becomes, and the more its protagonists come to resemble shrill female impersonators. When Carrie expresses disbelief that a woman in full abaya can still enjoy a french fry, the veiled woman in question may be forgiven for taking in Carrie's own insane get-up of a \"J'adore Dior\" T-shirt, silver moire jacket, full flouncy skirt and five-inch heels and wonder who's the more sartorially oppressed.\"\n\n(3) Stephanie Zacharek, Movieline.com\n\n \"Sex and the City 2 -- perhaps even more so than its 2008 movie predecessor -- is a sad and ugly example of how terrific television can mutate into something that feels a lot like torture porn. No, scratch that -- torture porn may be unpleasant to watch, but at least it's honest about its motives. And the clothes are less of a horror show.\"\n\n(2) Dana Stevens, Slate.com\n\n \"[T]his movie's absolute tone-deafness, its complete disconnection from our current economic and geopolitical reality, by moments achieves a perverse Warholian profundity.\"\n\nAnd the winner is... well, hot damn, there are so many glorious lines in this mega-pan that it's impossible to pick just one. Lindy West, you are our new heroine. Bravissimo!\n\n(1) Lindy West, The Stranger\n\n Option A: \"SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human--working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job--and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car.\"\n\nOption B: \"It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache. This is an entirely inappropriate length for what is essentially a home video of gay men playing with giant Barbie dolls.\"\n\nOption C: \"If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes. Good night.\"\n\nOption D: All of the above."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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