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"&amp;quot;I hadn&amp;#039;t been bowling in years, so I was really excited to go with my boyfriend and his family. I was the third up to bowl. I picked up a bowling ball, but it was way too heavy for me. So his younger cousin suggested that I use the one that he had been using. Well, I guess that the lighter balls have smaller finger holes, because as I approached the lane and attempted to let go of the ball, it stuck on my fingers! The momentum of the ball threw me across the line into the slippery lane, and I wiped out like something out of a cartoon. I just kind of sat there, right in the middle of the bowling lane, waiting to wake up from my nightmare or for the laughter from his entire family to stop. Luckily my boyfriend stuck up for me and helped me get up off the floor. His family still brings it up every time I&amp;#039;m over their house!&amp;quot; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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