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" Not like the Teen Choice Awards are any place to take real style lessons from, but here&amp;#039;s something for all of us to keep in mind. Say you&amp;#039;re Rob Pattinson \u2014 and you&amp;#039;ve already decimated your once-great hair \u2014 you should probably compensate a little by dressing up. Especially if you&amp;#039;re going to win an award (a surf board! How trendy) in front of a bunch of screaming young women. And by &amp;quot;dress up,&amp;quot; we don&amp;#039;t mean wearing a great, slim, Dolce &amp;amp;amp; Gabbana blazer over the most casual outfit a red carpet can handle. Short-sleeve button-up? A black t-shirt creeping through? A conspicuous lack of ironing, especially near the collar? Untucked shirt tails? None of these things go particularly well with tailored clothing. In fact, it would have been better if he never even put on the blazer. Hell, he should have stayed at home. It&amp;#039;s not like he looks happy to be there, anyway. PLUS: The Worst Dressed Celebrities of Last Year &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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