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"Back in the carefree but confusing days of the 1980's, chicks and dudes were looking for all kinds of new ways to lessen their need for oil-based energy. If you believe anything you see in this ad mockup (and that's a big \"if\"), a company in Japan was working on a tiny, in-home nuclear reactor -- pleasantly named Chernobyl. We'll have to assume for the moment that this was pre-catastrophic meltdown, when the Russian power-plant was considered a feat of modern engineering instead of just a big, mutant-making hellride. The device supposedly would have been \"simple to operate, even for children and the elderly\", but carried an ominous warning to \"discontinue use\" if you experience \"dizziness or a tingling sensation\". Was this for real? Read the translation and judge for yourself."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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