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"1. Having to decide which bachelorette party/bridal shower you&amp;#039;re going to go to this weekend. It&amp;#039;s basically like deciding whether you want chocolate cupcakes or red velvet cupcakes. Actually, that&amp;#039;s literally what it is. 2. Getting called out on the mass texts you send to make Friday night plans. Hey, when you&amp;#039;re going to da club with 17 people it&amp;#039;s just easier.  3. Spending all your money on &amp;quot;catch up&amp;quot; drinks every night. And birthday dinners where four people leave early and you&amp;#039;re stuck shelling out $205 for a bunch of casual friends whose birthdays it isn&amp;#039;t. 4. Having a birthday party every weekend. Permanent plans! 5. Not being able to find a restaurant that will take a reservation for your party of 25 best friends. You know who has really long tables and party rooms? The Cheesecake Factory, and that&amp;#039;s it. 6. Not remembering even major things like your friend&amp;#039;s parents getting divorced. *15 minutes into your friend complaining about her job* &amp;quot;Wait, where do you work again?&amp;quot; 7. Planning an intense workout for Sunday morning because you&amp;#039;ve eaten out seven nights in a row. So many people to see! So much guac to eat! So many gross feelings to feel.  8. Too many people IMing you to catch up while you&amp;#039;re trying to work. Nicole! Stop sending me GIFs of baby pandas! I have a deadline! Nicooooleeeee. Nicole. *blocked* 9. Spending all your money on trips to your friends&amp;#039; weddings. But hey, when else are you going to go to a pig roast in rural Mississippi? 10. Having to explain who everyone is to your new boyfriend. &amp;quot;No, she&amp;#039;s my best friend from college. You&amp;#039;re thinking of my best friend from elementary school. No, that&amp;#039;s Sarah with an H. Sara-no-H is Jake&amp;#039;s wife. No, Jake is ...&amp;quot; 11. Never spending time at home because you overbook your schedule. When you finally flop down on your couch three weeks from now, a plume of dust will puff into the air. 12. Having to be a bad friend and cancel plans because you overestimated how many people you could see in a day. And, thus, ranking your friends in terms of priority. Sorry Jackie, you and your art opening lose. 13. Feeling like you can&amp;#039;t not go out because you&amp;#039;ll be letting down your friends. But Netflix beckons. 14. Having to make plans weeks in advance and then getting made fun of because that&amp;#039;s nerdy but that&amp;#039;s really the only time you&amp;#039;re free next. How&amp;#039;s Marchtember oneteenth for you? 15. Having to deal with people feeling left out when he/she isn&amp;#039;t invited to X thing. If you couldn&amp;#039;t invite someone to your birthday party because of space restrictions, you have to go to their next improv group/band/art show to make up for it. It&amp;#039;s Newton&amp;#039;s Rule of Many Friends. 16. Restricting your wedding party to family only because it&amp;#039;s not feasible to have 30 bridesmaids. Or is it?! No, it isn&amp;#039;t. Follow Emma on Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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