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" Remember on The Office when Michael Scott drove into a lake because his GPS system told him to turn right? Well, that&amp;#039;s the sort of thing the creators of the products below are trying to prevent with their (unintentionally) hilarious warning labels. Printed on everything from hairdryers to cheese, these common-sense precautions may help some folks avoid trouble, but for the rest of us, they&amp;#039;re just good entertainment. Terrestrial Digital Outdoor Antenna  If she&amp;#039;s drunk and pregnant, is falling off a roof really her biggest worry? Vidal Sassoon hairdryer  But then how are we supposed to get the hair of our dreams? iPod shuffle  Even if we did want to take a bite out of our iPod, it&amp;#039;s probably not worth it. Apple will just come out with one that tastes better in three months. Rowenta Iron  The real question is, can we iron clothes while animals are wearing them? Black Cat Fireworks  What&amp;#039;s wrong with putting fireworks in your mouth?! We&amp;#039;ve seen Wile E. Coyote do it a million times! Razor Go Kart  So it&amp;#039;s not just a really cool-looking lounge chair? Child-Size Superman Costume  While thousands of children were disappointed when they read the warning label, they were relieved to know the costume still got them free candy.  Nabisco Easy Cheese  Hey! We thought it was supposed to be easy! Dremel Electric Rotary Tool  Who knew there were so many at-home dentists out there?  Auto-Shade Windshield Visor  But can we keep our blindfolds on? Duraflame Fire Logs  Their service hotline must be flooded with satisfied customers. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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