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"  Last year we ran a story on how real guys knew their girlfriend was The One. (If you haven&amp;#039;t read it, do it right now. The story about the girl who essentially snagged a proposal by singing Kid Rock&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Cowboy&amp;quot; at karaoke.) And this week on Twitter real men are tweeting how they knew a woman wasn&amp;#039;t The One, using the trending topic #IKnewSheWasntIt. Never ones to pass up a chance to sneak a peek into the male mind, we scrolled through the tweets. And if you don&amp;#039;t have a job that considers reading guys&amp;#039; tweets to be work (sigh, we&amp;#039;re so lucky), no worries. We rounded up the 15 you don&amp;#039;t want to miss here. I knew she wasn&amp;#039;t it when... ... I said &amp;quot;I love you&amp;quot; and she said, &amp;quot;I know&amp;quot;. \u2014@ArfiveDefour ...she gave me more headaches then she gave me head. \u2014@currentlydreamn ...her feet look like she&amp;#039;s been valet parking for the Flintstones. \u2014@BigTiggerShow ...she changed the radio station in my car. \u2014@ikingmoe ...I saw the tat above her [hoo-ha] that read, &amp;quot;rated E for everyone&amp;quot;. \u2014@lovexmaymay ...she tried to tell me what to wear. \u2014@CallMe_ ...she asked for my number and pulled out a flip phone. \u2014@nachokinfolk ...she showed off her new Justin Bieber tattoo. \u2014@johnmcgarity ...she called me fives times because I didn&amp;#039;t answer a text. \u2014@PicasZo24 ...my mom didn&amp;#039;t approve. \u2014@AussDawg ...her panties said Friday....hell, it&amp;#039;s Wednesday. \u2014@StoneFlem ...she couldn&amp;#039;t make me laugh. \u2014@Ramskeez ...she said she thought W.E.B DuBois was a hip hop group. \u2014@H_D_ENT_PRES ...she farted in front of me. Dayum, we hadn&amp;#039;t even had sex yet. Let&amp;#039;s take it slow. \u2014@N_Veezy_Baby ...she didn&amp;#039;t know the difference between here/hear red/read there/their. \u2014@LabeledLex Now we want to hear from you. Finish the sentence: I knew he wasn&amp;#039;t it when... "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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