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"  Sometimes, in war, there are too many to fight, too many to overcome; you survive the infantry at the vanguard only to confront the cavalry. Ask Rob Delaney. He&amp;#039;s the Twitter golden boy \u2014 perhaps the only social-media-made comedian \u2014 but even he could not fend off Conan O&amp;#039;Brien&amp;#039;s army of over 8 million followers in the second round of our Twitter war. He, like Bieber before him, has fallen. There are only four battles. But for the eight warriors remaining, more legions yet approach. There is no time to sit and enjoy coffee, which, if one reads between the lines of this tweet, could be what Patton Oswalt is doing, perhaps coyly reveling in his recent victory over the twenty-something Tyler, the Creator:    &amp;quot;Can there be meaning in annihilation?&amp;quot; -- me at 20 &amp;quot;Can&amp;#039;t I just sit and have my coffee?&amp;quot; -- me today &amp;amp;amp; from now on \u2014 Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 28, 2013    But there are still handles to annihilate. As the third round begins, Oswalt must overcome a galaxy-taunting machine in the sky. Plus, Not Bill Walton must tactfully take down the kind soul of Mia Farrow. Ebert needs to dispel Modern Seinfeld. And Kaling&amp;#039;s got Conan. Fight on. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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