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"&amp;quot;My friends and I were having a sleepover at my house and decided to play Truth or Dare. I figured my parents were asleep so I dared my friend Devon to eat something supergross. As we tiptoed toward the kitchen we passed my parents&amp;#039; room, and my friends started cracking up. It turns out my parents were &amp;#039;doing it&amp;#039; and all my friends could hear! Next time I know to double-check if my parents are asleep during sleepovers!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I was at the mall with my two best friends, Barbara and Hannah, and we noticed that this cute guy Dave was there with a few of his friends. Barbara and Hannah had the biggest crushes on Dave, and so when he began walking toward the side of the mall we were in, they both grabbed me and hid behind a rack of lip gloss in a nearby store. When I thought the coast was clear I started to leave the store, when I felt something tug on my shoulder. All of a sudden I heard a huge crash and was sitting in a pool of lip gloss on the floor, my purse strap tangled on the rack \u2014 and Dave and his friends laughing outside the store!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I was at a baseball game with my parents a few weeks ago, and my boyfriend said he was going to meet us there. All of a sudden I thought I saw him walking through the crowd, and decided to go surprise him. I caught up to him, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, &amp;#039;Hey, Hottie!&amp;#039; Before I knew it, he turned around and it was some guy I didn&amp;#039;t know! To make it worse, he was with a group of his friends who were all laughing at me! I was mortified!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;A couple of months ago, I went school shopping with some friends, and I went to pay for some cute jeans. As I reached for my wallet, a tampon flew out of my purse and hit the saleslady right on the head! I didn&amp;#039;t think anybody was around, so I just apologized and finished paying, but when I turned around, a group of cute guys were laughing hysterically at me! Needless to say, I&amp;#039;m going to keep my wallet a little more handy from now on!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I went to this cool summer camp last year, and even though I had a boyfriend, I still had fun scoping out the hotties! At the end of the camp there is a candle-lighting ceremony, and I was standing smack dab between two of the hottest guys. One of them had candle wax fall onto his hand but didn&amp;#039;t seem to care. To show him how cool I was, I let some wax melt on my hand, but it hurt so bad that I let out a huge scream. As I peeled the wax off, I looked up to see the entire camp staring at me! I guess next time I&amp;#039;ll make sure my safety comes before my flirting!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;My best friend, Emma, was having a party for her birthday, and a small group of us decided to play Truth or Dare. Emma knew that I had been crushing on this one guy all year long and dared us to make out. We decided to go into the guest bedroom down the hall, and as we starting to kiss, the lights turned on and Emma&amp;#039;s grandma was yelling at us! It turns out Emma&amp;#039;s grandmother was visiting for the week, and staying in the guest room! Next time I will remember to pick somewhere with a lock on the door!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I was once crushing on this one boy, and a bunch of our mutual friends were hanging out over the weekend. I felt like he liked me back but I was too shy to ask him out, so I had one of my best friends go do it for me. It turned out that he actually liked my best friend, and when she asked him if he wanted to go out with me, he asked her out instead! To top it all off, she said yes! From now on, I&amp;#039;m keeping my friends close but my enemies closer!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I really like this guy named Dan, but never had the courage to tell him. One day I decided to be a little mysterious and send him a note telling him to meet me at the gym after school. I was so nervous, but it turned out that Dan liked me too and we ended up making out. Dan was running for school president and didn&amp;#039;t want people to know about our little after-school hookup, but I couldn&amp;#039;t help but tell my friend Taylor. Sure enough, next day everybody had heard and Dan was totally upset! It was a mistake to kiss and tell, and now it&amp;#039;s so awkward between Dan and me! Oops!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;This guy in my class was having a huge party at his house, and I figured it was a chance for me to make a move on my crush. I wore this adorable tank top with this cute miniskirt. The skirt was a little small but it looked cute on me, so I wore it anyway. During the party I began to walk over to my crush, when I heard a huge rip! Everybody around me started laughing as I sprinted to the bathroom! Next time, I&amp;#039;m sticking with jeans! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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