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"Hyrule would be doomed if there were cops in Legend of Zelda.\nTurns out, a minor wandering around a wild countryside, collecting weaponry and completing magical quests isn't exactly above board. Of course, any video game is likely to game some sort of illegal activity, whether it be Mario's willful destruction of property or Sonic's need for what is sure to be reckless driving speeds. Adding cops just throws the brakes on all the illicit fun you're supposed to be having.\nSee also: 8-Bit 'True Detective' Solves Yellow King Case in 90 Seconds\nGaming humor site Dorkly understands gamers needs for illegal activity in their gameplay. Fans can also see plenty of other hilarious videos on their YouTube channel.\nBONUS: 30 Funny YouTube Videos Shorter Than Your Attention Span \n\n\n30 Captivating YouTube Videos for People With Short Attention Spans\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Pump up the jam.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Ben C\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Watch your profanity.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, OnlyMembersJacket\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. \"Hey, Ron.\"\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, ChelDush\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Backyard Quidditch \n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Ethan Nudd\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. Goat Beatboxing\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Salazaren\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Hold your phone sideways.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, jamesmontalbano\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Dana is  off tonight.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, RatatatatatatataBOOM\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Some dogs are slow learners.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, 2goldogs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. Dolphin Party\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, John Lackmeyer\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. Why do you have to be mad?\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, meRyanP\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Penguin Drum Solo\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, \u0410\u043D\u0434\u0440\u0435\u0439 \u0413\u0440\u0438\u0446\u0438\u043D\u0441\u043A\u0438\u0439\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Dog Rockblock\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Chris Nicholson\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. Are these free?\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, mafreil\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. Gizmo don't care.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, matt s\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Get pitted, so pitted.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, squashedbanana00\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. The Internet is filled with liars.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, baines0\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. Siren Imitator \n\n\nVideo: YouTube, yamato suzuki\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. Video Game Music\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, hiroprotagonist22\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. Good morning, breakfast.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, matthew Black\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. Cat vs. Helicopter\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Darren Fishell\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n21. The Curious Shiba \n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Dyno0mike\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n22. We're cycling at the moment.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, EilisAndNiamh\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n23. What is drugs?\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, UberVines\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n24. Cat Boarding\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, perkyballs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n25. Baby's First Steps\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Imran R\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n26. The most embarrassing dad of all time.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Dave Fuller\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n27. The Jeopardy Impressionist \n\n\nVideo: YouTube, QualiaAquarium\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n28. Second time's a charm.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, tamaonyada\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n29. The best scream.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, FunnyDailyVids\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n30. The cat who couldn't jump.\n\n\nVideo: YouTube, Comdey Channel\n\n\n\n\n"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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