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"  If we&amp;#039;ve learned nothing else this year, Fifty Shades of Grey is the gift that keeps on giving (it rough).  Not only did it bring paddles and anal beads to the soccer mom SUV set, but it gave us some of the most amazing out-of-context quotes of current literature (Christian Grey on his predilections: &amp;quot;Why is anyone the way they are? That&amp;#039;s kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?&amp;quot;) If you&amp;#039;re late to the spanking party, Europe&amp;#039;s bestselling line of 50 Shades-themed sex products\u2014developed in conjunction with author E.L. James\u2014are hitting the States on April 8th. These aren&amp;#039;t just your average sex toys! Well, they are, but they&amp;#039;re named after certain plot points and moments in the novel. You&amp;#039;ve got your Inner Goddess Silver Pleasure Balls, the Submit To Me First Time Bondage Kit, and the Twitchy Palm Spanking Paddle. As well as, apparently, some weird ticklish feather thing that appears in the video whose name is unfortunately not listed. But I do hope it&amp;#039;s a pun. E.L. James&amp;#039; statement about the product line: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m delighted to see the authentic Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection finally available in the USA, the home of Ana and Christian. Americans were the first to succumb to the intensity of their passionate romance, and every item in this luxurious official collection has been specially chosen by me to help fans of the trilogy enjoy the Fifty Shades experience on a whole new level.&amp;quot; See, personally, I&amp;#039;d be okay with the bondage and spanking elements, but as for the infamous metal balls\u2026 well, it would take some work for a dude to convince me to put anything back there. (Derp. TMI.) What about you?  Photo Credit: Comstock Want more from Anna? Follow her on Twitter "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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