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"Although laptop batteries aren't catching fire nearly as frequently lately, every now and again one still seems to spark off -- but LG wants you to know that its batteries are safe. The Korean mega-conglomerate said that it's wrapped up an investigation into reports that surfaced last month about an LG-sourced battery exploding in a reporter's laptop, and that it was apparently a freak accident. According to LG, \"Under normal conditions, it is not possible for a notebook PC battery to combust.\" Uh, sure it's not, guys -- you keep telling yourselves that, and we'll keep blogging in these goggles and red Nomex capes. Deal?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
<http://www.engadget.com/2008/02/14/lg-confirms-that-its-laptop-batteries-are-safe/>