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"A friendly reminder that there was a time before Tinder: an instructional video from 1997 on how to cybersex is now available to buy on eBay [via MTV]. In this glorious one-and-a-half-minute excerpt, you will learn how to type with one hand for maximum sexting abilities, where to find these mythical Internet sex rooms, and, most importantly, how to answer a HoRnY MaN~*.  Remember this. These are the things we&amp;#039;ll tell our children one day when they are having virtual babies or something.  Follow Tess on  Twitter. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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