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"  When I got home from work tonight, I surveyed my wardrobe to try and figure out what to wear for my date with Brandon on Wednesday. I couldn&amp;#039;t find anything, so I ducked into Sarah&amp;#039;s room to see what her closet had to offer. Can you tell I&amp;#039;m pretty excited about my date?  I was holding up a teal dress with the tags still on it, trying to figure out if it would fit me, when I heard her come in. Before I could call out to her, though, I heard a second voice. A guy.  &amp;quot;Is your roommate home?&amp;quot; he asked.  &amp;quot;Doesn&amp;#039;t look like it,&amp;quot; she said in a seductive voice.  Then I heard loud kissing noises, and pondered what to do. I realized I had to do something, fast, because based on what I was hearing, Sarah and this dude (Who was this dude, anyway? I didn&amp;#039;t know there was a dude.) sounded like they were about to get hot and heavy. If they were planning on staying in the living room, I certainly didn&amp;#039;t want to be stuck in the bedroom, listening. If they were going to come into the bedroom, it was going to be really awkward.  I spent too much time pondering, because before I knew it, they burst into Sarah&amp;#039;s bedroom. She was down to her bra and a skirt, and his pants were unbuttoned. I froze, still holding the dress in front of me.  &amp;quot;Um, hi,&amp;quot; I said awkwardly. &amp;quot;I was just rifling through your closet.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Wow,&amp;quot; Sarah said, blushing and trying not to laugh. &amp;quot;This is uncomfortable.&amp;quot; She crossed her arms over her chest, and Mystery Man looked down at his fly.  &amp;quot;Okay, so, uh, I&amp;#039;m just gonna go,&amp;quot; I said, slowly making my way to the door while I talked. &amp;quot;It was, um, nice meeting you, and uh, have fun... I mean, uh, bye!&amp;quot;  I hurried out, and shut the door behind me. Realizing I still had the dress, I threw it on my bed, then realized that Marjorie, my cat, would probably use it as a pillow. I quickly hung it up, grabbed my keys, and headed out.  As I was on my way out the door, my cell phone rang. It was a number I didn&amp;#039;t recognize.  &amp;quot;Hello?&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Hey K., it&amp;#039;s Natalie. I was just calling to invite you to my party this Saturday. Can you come?&amp;quot;  I told her I could, and she said she&amp;#039;d email me the info. I thought it was weird that Jenna hadn&amp;#039;t mentioned it, so I tried to call her, but didn&amp;#039;t get an answer.  I didn&amp;#039;t know what to do with myself, so I went for a walk, got some coffee, and did some window shopping. After about an hour and a half, I headed home, hoping that Sarah and the Mystery Man would be gone. They were.  Who was that guy? And what&amp;#039;s up with Jenna and Natalie? I guess time will tell. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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