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"A gentleman named Robert was spotted wearing this contraption at a Starbucks in the East Village. Apparently he calls it a Portable Gadget Center. We call it hilarious. Close up after the break...Ryan: \"The Dylan of his generation, Bobby could type AND dial a call with his tongue at the very same time.\"Evan: \"Why yes, this IS the first date I've ever been on; how did you know?\"Chris: \"Years of latte-infused spittle had rendered Robert's array of devices useless, but a longstanding disinterest in using his arms -- indeed, the inspiration for the contraption itself -- had prevented him from wiping them with a damp cloth.\"Dante: \"I thought it made you look cool until I spotted the baby blue G-Shock.\"Ross: \"I don't CARE if it doubles as your retainer!\""^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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