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"  1. Your shameful level of cooking skills. Sauteeing things is about as good as it gets. Here&amp;amp;#146;s how bad it gets.    dinner #howaminotmarried pic.twitter.com/FJldRQeMkH \u2014 Anna Breslaw (@annabreslaw) May 9, 2013    2. Guys who don&amp;amp;#146;t know what they want. For the record, this will continue happening until certain men are forty. There is no cutoff for casual sex and accompanying douchery, alas. 3. Laundry never gets done. Go ahead, flip that underwear inside-out and wear it again. I will avert my eyes, for I am a lady who cannot witness such indelicacies as this. 4. Waffles still make amazing dinners. Unfortunately, you will not be able to make them in a dining hall waffle-maker, and they will not have the initials of your college or university on them. 5. Pregaming remains essential. I require one or two glasses of solitary getting-ready wine to go literally anywhere. Even someone&amp;amp;#146;s bris. 6. That girl who raised her hand during 8:15 a.m. recitation all the time and annoyed everyone is still annoying everyone. What was her name again? She&amp;amp;#146;s in like, marketing now or something? She posts a lot of selfies with homemade pies on Instagram? Ughh, fuck that girl. 7. White Castle is still a horrible decision. Just avoid that Crave Case. Get Taco Bell if you have to. Ever-so-slightly better feeling the next morning. I am an expert at this, trust me. 8. Walks of shame are still awkward and inconvenient. That miniskirt seemed like such a good idea last night, because you had noodle pudding sex brain. It is now 21 degrees out and you are walking to work to give a presentation. 9. Procrastination is a real force to be reckoned with. From term papers to expense reports, nothing ever gets done on time for your entire life. It&amp;amp;#146;s like that song &amp;amp;#147;Fifteen&amp;amp;#148; by Five For Fighting but every verse is like &amp;amp;#147;I&amp;amp;#146;m twenty-two for a moment, didn&amp;amp;#146;t clean my bathroom today.&amp;amp;#148; &amp;amp;#147;I&amp;amp;#146;m twenty-five for a moment, did not write up that flowchart my boss wants at the end of the week.&amp;amp;#148; 10. You&amp;amp;#146;ll still (most likely) live with a roommate. And she will probably STILL be an aspiring Broadway actress who belts &amp;amp;#147;Defying Gravity&amp;amp;#148; whenever she comes home drunk and you are sleeping. 11. You and your BFF will still hang out while you get ready to go out, even if it&amp;amp;#146;s on FaceTime. And pick clothes together. (Half the outfit you&amp;amp;#146;re about to wear is probably hers.) 12. Everyone is just as confused about what they&amp;amp;#146;re doing with their lives as senior year. They just have less time to think about it, since they all have entry level jobs with long-ass hours that make them worry about dumb stuff like getting the right catered sandwich plates for their boss&amp;amp;#146;s conferences all day. 13. Saturday/Sunday morning brunch recaps of last night&amp;amp;#146;s party is still the best part of the weekend. Truly forever. 14. Your favorite meal is still one that your mom makes you (and then she doesn&amp;#039;t make you clean up after).  Even though you&amp;#039;ve had nights at incredibly fancy restaurants by now. 15. You still don&amp;#039;t understand your 401K, really.  In an interview I once called it a &amp;quot;501k.&amp;quot; 16. You still dust with Swiffers. Wet Jet, baby. The other day I took my batteries out of my vibrator to put them in my Swiffer, and, wellp, THAT&amp;#039;S HOW MY LIFE HAS BEEN GOING LATELY. 17. No real furniture for you. Maybe you splurged on the bed, but the rest of it is all Ikea shelves/mismatched mothball-ridden thrift store sofas, all the time. Follow Anna on Twitter  Photo Credit: Gallery Stock "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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