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"I own about thirty sweaters, and each year I acquire more as gifts. After a few trips to the dry cleaner, they lose their shape and elasticity and develop fuzz balls. What do you suggest for the long-term care of sweaters?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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