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"Ladies, we&amp;#x27;ve been outsourced once again by a new site, GirlfriendHire.com. Then again, what if we are all the girlfriends for hire and we don&amp;#x27;t even know it? (Cue Twilight Zone theme.) Last I checked, most guys don&amp;#x27;t want their girlfriends blowing up their Facebook wall,but according to a recent post we spotted on TheFrisky, apparently a new site&amp;#x27;s planning to make a killing on just that. Because this is the future! The website links up dudes with girls who are willing to establish any kind of remote, semi-sexual but not explicit relationship with them in exchange for $5. Apparently this includes sexting, letters, video messages, help with homework, Facebook bombing, sending you pictures, sharing what the site&amp;#x27;s calling &amp;quot;female secrets&amp;quot; (tell me?!) and even staging an electronic breakup when the time comes. Here are some of the requests from actual guys: &amp;quot;Have a fake Facebook fling / relationship to make GF jealous.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Flirt with this guy so his gf breaks up with him.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Be my fake girlfriend for 6 months on Facebook. Would like pics together.&amp;quot; And some of the offers from the &amp;quot;girlfriends for hire:&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I will offer fashion advice for $5! I have an artistic background and have a great eye for patterns and color combinations! I can offer fashion advice...&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I will _____ for $5. Use your imagination, but not your dirty one ;0)&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I will fake being your girlfriend on Facebook for $5. I can change my relationship status and be your girlfriend on Facebook during 1 week.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I will tell you how get any girl for $5 I will help you to make a girl fall in love, or just want to be touched deeeeeep inside by you, if you know what I mean.&amp;quot; Yo, I have no idea what she means, do you? The funny thing is, aside from sounding like subplots from Cruel Intentions, a lot of these offers and requests sort of correspond with what I&amp;#x27;ve always assumed guys consider the &amp;quot;nagging&amp;quot; elements of a relationship. I always assumed that the constant texting, messaging and gChatting were the things that dudes put up with for the BJ&amp;#x27;s. But in this BJ-free context, what&amp;#x27;s the up side besides convincing all your friends you have a girlfriend? Honestly, if I knew a guy who used this service, I&amp;#x27;d judge him so hard. Would you be a girlfriend for hire? On the flip side, do you know any guys who&amp;#x27;d be potential customers? More on dating fake girlfriends: *Dating Online: Get Ready to Meet the Fake Girlfriends! Yet Another Way for People to Be Dishonest About Dating &amp;quot;Wait, the Connection&amp;#x27;s Shaky. Can You Hear Me Now? I Said, &amp;#x27;If You Have Sex With Me, I Will Buy You a Purse.&amp;#x27;&amp;quot; Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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