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"  So Tiger is coming back at the Masters. Huzzah. This definitely ain&amp;#039;t breaking news, not with Tiger&amp;#039;s professional orchestrators leaking it for days. But one reason to consider it good news is that it may finally signal the beginning of the end of the scandalodrama. Oh, there&amp;#039;ll be a massive rearguard action to be sure: For the next three weeks every soldier in the hack army, from local-beat PFCs to Worldwide Leader generalissimos, will scrap for every last inch of their beloved controversy. But in truth, it&amp;#039;s all over but the crying. Come Thursday, April 8, Nantz and Company will become the official voices of the King&amp;#039;s return, and you can bet your last dollar that the mistresses, the painkillers, the car crash, the sex addiction \u2014 the whole sordid mess \u2014 will be officially renamed &amp;quot;recent troubles,&amp;quot; and referred to delicately and with a sense of shame, if referred to at all. Well\u2026 maybe Feherty will drop a couple farts in church, as he&amp;#039;s wont to do. But if he does, he shall be drawn and quartered. For there is no room in Tigerland, formerly known as the PGA, for anything that smacks of crudeness. Standards slipped while the King was away. They&amp;#039;re coming back with him \u2014 doubled. That may not be fair. But I, for one, welcome the looming hypocrisy. Silence, after the last four months of chatter, will be golden. Read One Cheater&amp;#039;s Explanation for Why Men Cheat &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; Read Esquire&amp;#039;s Complete Coverage of All Things Tiger Right Here &amp;amp;gt;&amp;amp;gt; "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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