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"Although we enjoy ogling mangled electronics as much as the next person, if you should ever find yourself at a conference with us and someone's laptop happens to burst into flames, we kindly request that you seek out a fire extinguisher before reaching for your cameraphone.[Thanks to everyone who sent this in]"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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