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"At the beginning of the year, we did a play-by-play discussion of one of the infamously uncomfortable reenactments of sex disasters on TLC&amp;#x27;s Sex Sent Me to the ER so we could all cringe along together to one woman&amp;#x27;s unfortunate experience with a three-hour orgasm. But this show is the gift that keeps on giving (you nightmares of what could go wrong during sex.) And a recent episode featured one of the most confusing sexual situations I&amp;#x27;ve ever heard of. Get ready&amp;amp;#8212;I&amp;#x27;m about to give you very weird feelings about a nostalgic treat from your youth. Remember Pop Rocks? Remember how they made you crack up because they felt sooooo weird on your tongue? Remember how people used to kiss with them in their mouths? Yes, you do. Remember how as an adult, you&amp;#x27;re always like, &amp;quot;Man, I wonder what those would feel like in my hooha during sex?&amp;quot; NO OF COURSE YOU DON&amp;#x27;T. Because that sounds terrifying. Those things are soft and your lady flower is a sensitive area, people! Yet one couple tried it, and here&amp;#x27;s a clip of the dramatic reenactment of the inevitable disaster that followed. Remember kids: Rocks + Vaginas = NOPE. Has anyone ever heard this crazy-bad sex advice before? Please, don&amp;#x27;t try it. Speaking of things not to do: Shockingly Bad Dating Advice Men Give One Another"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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