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"There are many wonderful things about being in space. The views. The floating. The many delightful things you can do with water drops. Etc.\nYou know what's less awesome, though? The food. Sure, you can do a lot of things to space food to make it less space-food-y: You can spice it and sweeten it and try to make it simulate, as much as possible, its Earth-bound counterparts. Ultimately, though, the foodstuffs you're consuming are still desiccated/rehydrated/irradiated/thermostabilized. Which is all compounded by the fact that your taste buds are sort of shot by the whole microgravity thing, anyway.\nBut it's Thanksgiving! And we celebrate Thanksgiving with our feasting! So how will the six people currently living on the International Space Station, among them two Americans, give their thanks \u2014 not so much for the food as with it? Here, per NASA, are the dishes that will grace the only Thanksgiving table whose crazy tablescape is space. \nTurkey\nTechnically, it's \"irradiated smoked turkey.\" It comes in a sealed foil pouch. According to the Associated Press, the foodstuff that results \"resembles sliced deli meat,\" except it's \"stiffer.\" \nThat's in part because the turkey \"functions just like a canned product,\" NASA food scientist Vicki Kloeris said in an interview Wednesday morning. It has \"about a three-year shelf life.\" The turkey the astronauts will be feasting on this time around was produced \"probably about two years ago.\"\nStuffing\nThe good: It's cornbread stuffing! Former ISS astronaut Tom Marshburn said it was his favorite dish of all the Thanksgiving offerings. The bad: It \"has a broth-heavy, institutional flavor.\" Also, it comes in a foil pouch. \nPotatoes\nThe good: \"homestyle\"! The bad: They're rehydrated. (And also, they come in a foil pouch.) \nYams\nThe good: they're candied! The bad: They're thermostabilized. And also, apparently, \"bland inside.\" \nGreen Beans\nThey're freeze-dried. And foil-packed. And also \"taste like they've been microwaved to death.\" (Or, as Marshburn puts it, understatedly: \"It's not quite like fresh steamed green beans.\")\nCranberries\nThese are, as they often would be on Earth, canned. And, as jelly, they come in hotel-style little jam packs.\nPie\nWell, modified pie: cobbler. In this case, cherry-blueberry cobbler. Which comes, Kloeris says, with \"a little bit of crust in there.\" (That said: \"It's not quite the same as having a slice of pice.\") It comes in a, yep, foil pouch.\nYou may notice one thing not on the menu above: gravy. Which is, along with apple pie (the crust doesn't work in space), something of a white whale for space-food science. So far, Kloeris notes, NASA scientists haven't been able to get the ultimate Thanksgiving sauce into space-ready form. The result, for the menu above? \"We have no gravy, unfortunately.\"\nHave something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.\nImage: NASA"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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