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" &amp;quot;No, sir, it won&amp;#039;t do. &amp;#039;Twill niver be popylar. People won&amp;#039;t have their souls weighed. I wudden&amp;#039;t f&amp;#039;r all th&amp;#039; wurruld have th&amp;#039; wurrud go through th&amp;#039; ward: &amp;#039;Did ye hear about Dooley&amp;#039;s soul?&amp;#039; &amp;#039;No, what?&amp;#039; &amp;#039;They had to get an expert accountant to figure its weight, it was that puny.&amp;#039;&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1897.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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