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"Listen up, fools. There's nothing cool about doing drugs and wasting your dreams. Even cats know that, and they have eight more lives to kill.\nTo set teens straight, one feline is using the only tools fit for the job: Tumblr and SnapChat.  \nSEE ALSO: Tumblr Is Obsessed With Cats That Look Like ...\nThug kitty Cool Cat has some important words of wisdom for today's youth. (Though it is really applicable to all ages.)\n1. On Character\n\n2. On Education...\n\n3. On Hygiene...\n\n4. On Drugs...\n\n5. On Health...\n\n6. On Money...\n\n7. On Wardrobe...\n\n8. On Fire Safety...\n\n9. On Creative Expression...\n\n10. On Success...\n\nBONUS: 25 Outstanding Kitty-Themed Tumblrs\n\n\n25 Outstanding Kitty-Themed Tumblrs [LOTS OF CATS]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1. Cats. Where They Do Not Belong\n\n\nFrom the creator: \"I decided there is not enough internet space devoted to pictures of cats trying to fit into anything they can, so I have graciously decided to take on this challenge.\"\nWe thank you.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n2. Contortion Cats!\n\nAs far as \"collections of contorted cats\" go, this is particularly fine one.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3. The Kitten Covers\n\nYou'll get nothing but whiskers and win by following The Kitten Covers.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n4. Dream Cats\n\nWith images of \"girls and cats, cats in soft focus, cats on film and dream cats\" you're sure to find something Pin-worthy here.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n5. GIF Cat\n\nA GIF-based blog slaving to \"make the internet a better place.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n6. Writers and Kitties\n\n\"Where literature has whiskers and pointy ears.\" You'll find plenty of vintage pics of literary types and their feline friends.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7. Cats in Clothes\n\nThere are no surprises here. Just cats. In clothes.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8. Garfield Minus Garfield\n\n\"Dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle,\" Garfield Minus Garfield is surreal and funny.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n9. F*** Yeah Kitties\n\nSimply celebrating cats.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n10. C$shcats\n\nCats plus piles and piles of cash make for strangely compelling viewing.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n11. Review of My Cat\n\nThis blog contains reader \"reviews\" of their cats, rating them on appearance, sociability, usefulness, huggability and a final, overall grade.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n12. Cat Watching You Have Sex\n\n\"You've always pretended they weren't watching you get it on. You've always been wrong.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n13. Worldy Cats\n\nCats from all corners of the globe feature on this feline-themed travelogue.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n14. Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson\n\nEven if you don't know who Ron Swanson is, you should get some laughs here.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n15. Barely Feral\n\n\nBarely Feral says it answers the question \"what if there was a porn site designed by cats for cats?\"\nIt's an X-rated answer, so adult-only click-throughs, please.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n16. I \u2665 Cat Gifs\n\n\"All cat GIFs, all the time.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n17. Stoned Cats\n\nDrugs are bad. If you're not convinced, check out what they have reduced these poor animals to.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n18. Cats in Front of Macs\n\nThis blog shares the \"pain\" of cats getting in the way of your laptop/iPad/iMac, etc.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n19. Aw Yeah Pudgy Kitties\n\nIf you like a cat with a bit of meat on its bones, this blog is for you.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n20. Celebrity Pussy\n\nAs \"your premier source for celebrities with cats,\" Celebrity Pussy is both a fabulous online image library and we to like imagine, a constant source of disappointment from, ahem, certain Google users\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n21. CAT SCIENTISTS OF THE 1960S\n\nLest we forget the important work done by cat scientists during the Sixties.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n22. F*** Yeah Cats\n\nMore cats.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n23. We Are the 99 Purrcent\n\nThe Tumblr home of the occu-paw movement.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n24. Cats in Ties\n\nThere's a joke somewhere about \"The Long Tail,\" but we'll just say this is splendidly niche.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n25. The Cat Scan\n\n\nFinally, our favorite cat-themed Tumblr is the glorious The Cat Scan.\nIt is probably responsible for a large percentage of cat scratches in recent years as kitty-owners try and persuade their recalcitrant pets to sit still on a humming, flashing box of evil long enough to be scanned. \nThose that succeed -- we salute you!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImages courtesy of CoolCat, homepage image courtesy of iStockphoto, jtyler"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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