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"Happy Oscars weekend! Let&amp;#x27;s get pumped up for Hollywood&amp;#x27;s big night by laughing about things that have nothing to do with them, shall we? All together now: SO TRUE! Nerf models always look like bullies. twitter.com/JohnFDaley/sta&amp;amp;#133;&amp;amp;mdash; John Francis Daley (@JohnFDaley) February 17, 2013 Y&amp;#x27;all too? Nope? Just Seth and me? Oh, whatever. &amp;quot;House of Cards&amp;quot; just made its way onto the long list of shows that I love and do not understand at all.&amp;amp;mdash; Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) February 18, 2013 A legitimate question, I think. (Also: Downton, I can&amp;#x27;t deal with you right now.) The show or the actual civil war? RT @ap: &amp;quot;Downton Abbey&amp;quot; is PBS&amp;#x27; most popular series since &amp;quot;The Civil War.&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) February 20, 2013 And finally, a couple of fake facts, thanks to comedians Chelsea Peretti and Neal Brennan (because who doesn&amp;#x27;t love a good fake fact?) Did you know: the average American spends 8,000 years of their life refilling Brita water pitchers.&amp;amp;mdash; Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) February 21, 2013 CNN: 90% of rappers have &amp;quot;never seen a ass like that.&amp;quot;&amp;amp;mdash; Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) February 22, 2013 Which tweets did you love this week? And in the comments give me some new funny people to follow, k?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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