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" The groom&amp;#039;s a no-show Wrong move: Loudly run down a list of why you never liked him in the first place and offer to set up the bride with your very available older brother.Right move: Help usher out the guests as quickly as possible; be on standby with tissues, vodka.  No one is mentioning that the bride is eight months pregnantWrong move: Crack a fat joke, pat her belly, and wink at the groom before marveling at her chutzpah for donning a white wedding dress.Right move: Thanks to Knocked Up, Juno, and those ceaselessly spawning celebs, big-bellied is the new black anyhow. Congratulate! (After you confirm with another guest that the groom is, in fact, the proud baby daddy.) The bride&amp;#039;s intoxicated ex attempts to make a toast Wrong move: Start a screaming match with him in front of everyone about how he&amp;#039;s ruining things for her. Just. Like. Always.Right move: Loop an arm over his shoulder and join in, &amp;quot;Well, Joe, we all have some hi-larious stories. Remember that time . . .&amp;quot; while wrestling the mike from his drunken death grip. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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