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"  1 Hot-glue antlers to your cat&amp;#039;s head  2 Consume fruitcake, eggnog, or gelt 3 Kiss anyone under the mistletoe whom you wouldn&amp;#039;t kiss under any unadorned archway 4 Try to spell Chanukah (Hannukah? Hanukkah?) correctly  5 Make your own wrapping paper from potatoes and beet juice 6 Display a pine branch vertically in your apartment and call it a Christmas tree. Because you&amp;#039;ll be at your folks&amp;#039; place soon anyway, and, honestly, that Charlie Brown tree is the most depressing thing we have ever seen  7 Play strip dreidel   8 Use phony plastic Christmas stuff. Examples: fake trees, spray snow, Jessica Simpson&amp;#039;s holiday album  9 Wear the Santa hat, and nothing else "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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