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"FacebookPinterest\n\nBut here's the thing: Golf umbrellas work. They're big enough to keep all of you dry, and because they're reinforced, they don't flip inside out with the first gust of wind.\n\nI got this one about five years ago at some golf junket in Jersey. Oddly, though, I've never actually used it on the course. But I have started taking it to the office with me. My wife usually makes fun of me on my way out the door; and the guys in the office never hesitate to mock it.\n\nI get it: I look like a jackass carrying it. But as long as I'm a dry jackass, I'm cool with that."^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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