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"1. Houston Astros Fan Bo \"The Bailer\" Wyble Lets Foul Ball Slam Into Girlfriend Sara Saco-Vertiz\n\n Boy takes girl to baseball game. Girl, amazingly, worries aloud about being hit by baseball. Boy reassures girl. Ball flies at Boy, who ducks, and lets ball slam into Girl's body. Boy and Girl go on CBS Morning show (why not?) and Girl announces they have broken up (oh-that's why). Boy threatens to do something super tawdry and post lingerie pics of Girl on Internet. Girl, not to be outdone, tawdry-wise, just goes ahead and posts those pics herself. It's the classic American love story. Like Casablanca, except everyone is gross and it makes you depressed for humanity.\n\n 2. LeBron James And \"The Decision\"\n\n LeBron: \"Hey, guys. I've made my decision: I'm going to give an interview to a legendarily unlikeable interviewer, screw over my hometown team at the last possible second, and move to the douchiest city on Earth\u2014and I'm going to announce it live on TV while pretending to care about a charity that I won't mention until so late in the special that everyone in the country (a) already hates me and (b) has already turned the TV off. Is this a good idea?\"\n\n Everyone Who Makes Money Off LeBron (simultaneously, and without a second's thought): \"Yes!\"\n\n 3./4./5. Baseball's Year of Yay + Ouch (three-way tie) \n\n Kendry Morales of the Angels hit a grand slam, then did the ol' leap-up-in-the-air-and-land-on-the-plate thing, and broke his leg. Later, the Marlins' Chris Coghlan tore the meniscus in his left knee while mashing a pie into a teammate's face after a walk-off hit. Then, most embarrassingly of all, the Yankees lost the World Series because they all got herpes. (I'm writing this on Oct. 14. A guy can dream.)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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