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" \nWhen Cosmo ran across a &amp;quot;Top 10: Things Only Men Can Do&amp;quot; list from Askmen.com, we knew we had to post our own rebuttal. Behold, our list of 21 things only chicks can do. 1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they&amp;#039;ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies. 2. Fake it:  Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.  3. Ask for directions:  We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn&amp;#039;t count either, boys.  4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails:  What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.  5. Live longer:  It&amp;#039;s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.  Next: Multiple orgasms and more...   6. Have multiple orgasms:  No need for us to wait and, um, reload.  7. Multitask:  We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America&amp;#039;s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat. 8. Get a new last name:  Or just drop it all together, la Fergie and Madonna.  9. Wear skirts:  They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men&amp;#039;s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.  10. Get out of a speeding ticket:  A little smile and a &amp;quot;Sorry, officer&amp;quot; is all it takes to get off scot-free.  Next: Dance-floor moves and more   11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man:  Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.  12. Wing it on the dance floor...convincingly:  Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won&amp;#039;t even notice you&amp;#039;re not a great dancer.  13. Wear high-heels:  They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab. Hey guys, what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique?  14. Flirt with the bouncer:  We bat our eyes at the doorman and get in the door with no cover charge. If a guy were to try it, we&amp;#039;re thinking he might get kicked out of line.  15. Blame it on PMS:  Just say the words &amp;quot;cramp,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;tampon&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;period&amp;quot; and men instantly let you have your way.  Next: Growing out our hair and more   16. Grow out our hair:  We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier. Guys miss theirs and they start looking like they&amp;#039;re homeless.  17. Cover up a zit:  Both men and women are prone to blemishes, but one of the sexes has a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up.  18. Get aroused without the entire room knowing it:  We don&amp;#039;t have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turned on in public.  19. Wear a thong:  They make our ass look great and are a surefire way to turn on a guy. If a dude tried donning one, well, it would just look gross!  20. Get a manicure:  Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman. But a guy getting a mani/pedi is bound to get weird looks.  21. Make a longer list of our talents.  The Askmen list was pretty short with only ten measly items on it. Oh, well. Looks like we win again!  Have a comment? Leave it below! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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