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"Just in case you were one of the millions of people who tuned into the SyFy Channel film Sharknado and immediately stocked up on a supply of shark-killing chainsaws, you may want to go ahead and return them to Home Depot. The good folks at AccuWeather have eased our national fear\u2014according to \u201Cmeteorology\u201D and \u201Cscience,\u201D a horrific tornado comprised of man-eating sharks is unlikely to strike the city of Los Angeles as the film would have you believe. In this article, in which they \u201Ctake the opportunity to debunk some of the more ridiculous aspects\u201D of the made-for-TV movie, AccuWeather meteorologists, who obviously have nothing better to do, point out that a \u201Ctornado would not have the ability to sweep up marine life,\u201D \u201CCalifornia is relatively safe from these storms\u201D and \u201Cclimate change would have to continue exponentially for hundreds of years to create the conditions described in the film.\u201D Thanks AccuWeather! You\u2019ve put our fears to rest. We haven\u2019t been able to sleep since Sharknado premiered \u2026"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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