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"Michael Jordan, 50 years old now, says he's \"not a Twitterer, not a twerker.\" But even in retirement, he apparently does stay current by partaking in at least one sacred rite of the American higher education complex: beer pong. \nThat's right \u2014 photos surfaced on Wednesday morning of His Airness at a Miami hotel dusting off the ol' jumpshot in the honorable name of inebriation. The photos \u2014 remarkable for any basketball fan on multiple levels, which we'll get into soon \u2014 caused quite a stir on the sports web. \nSee also: Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant? YouTube Mashup Shows Uncanny Symmetry [VIDEO]\nThankfully, Twitter and Instagram users were on hand to document the scene, otherwise we'd never have known this even happened. We don't know much about how this situation came about, other than that it all went down at the Ritz-Carleton in Miami, Fla. Nevertheless, we now know Mike on a deeper level than ever before. \nWe know he is seriously doing retirement right:\n\nof course my mom is playing beer pong with Michael Jordan in Miami why wouldn't she be? pic.twitter.com/fAd5FAHinf\n\u2014 Blair Boghos (@blairboghos) November 9, 2013\n\nWe know he's one of the very few humans who can play beer pong in a shirt featuring his or her own logo:\n\nBut most importantly, we know he cheats. Look at that elbow! Way over the line:\n\nNot that true hoop-heads (or 1998 NBA Finals goat Bryon Russell) need any reminder that Jordan enjoys taking advantage of any competitive edge he can find:\n\nCollege students the nation over: you now have new hope. There's a chance \u2014 the smallest of chances, but more of a chance than we ever knew existed \u2014 that Michael Jordan could one day complete your ultimate beer pong dream team. \n\nHomepage image: Instagram, yaypril\n      window._msla=window.loadScriptAsync||function(src,id){if(document.getElementById(id))return;var js=document.createElement('script');js.id=id;js.src=src;document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0].parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);};\n_msla(\"//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js\",\"twitter_jssdk\");"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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