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"\n\nTransformers Goes Texas\n\nOptimus Prime is joined by Kelsey Grammer and Mark Wahlberg, who plays an accent-less Texan, for the latest installment of the Michael Bay series. (YouTube)\n\nThe Pope Magazine\n\nEveryone loves Il Papa, so Silvio Berlusconi's media empire decided to make Francis a fan magazine. (NPR)\n\nDate Ends with Cocktails, Molotov Cocktails\n\n A pizza date turned ugly when the waitstaff asked the drunk couple to leave: The couple tore a bit of curtain, made it a wick for the moonshine bottle they were drinking, and tossed the lit bottle. (Grub Street)\n\nThe World's Oldest Person\n\n She's 116. She says all you need to do is get sleep and eat well to live so long. She also says she's \"kind of\" happy to be so old. (Reuters)\n\nCrimea\n\n Here's a list of the times Putin has said he'd respect the Ukraine's sovereignty. (Five in the past seven years.) However, Putin maintains the troops that crossed the border from Russia into the Ukrainian Crimean region aren't Russian. (Mother Jones)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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