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" &amp;quot;In Nebrasky th&amp;#039; shackles ar-re busted because father forgot to wipe his boots; in New York because mother knows a Judge in South Dakota. Ye can be divoorced f&amp;#039;r annything if ye know where to lodge th&amp;#039; complaint. Among th&amp;#039; grounds ar-re snorin&amp;#039;, deefness, because wan iv th&amp;#039; parties dhrinks an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; other doesn&amp;#039;t, because wan don&amp;#039;t dhrink an&amp;#039; th&amp;#039; other does, because they both dhrink, because th&amp;#039; wife is addicted to sick headaches, because he asked her what she did with that last $10 he give her, because he knows some wan else, because she injyes th&amp;#039; society iv th&amp;#039; young, because he f&amp;#039;rgot to wind th&amp;#039; clock. A husband can get a divoorce because he has more money thin he had; a wife because he has less. Ye can always get a divoorce f&amp;#039;r what Hogan calls incompatibility iv temper. That&amp;#039;s whin husband an&amp;#039; wife ar-re both cross at th&amp;#039; same time. Ye&amp;#039;d call it a tiff in ye&amp;#039;er fam&amp;#039;ly, Hinnissy.&amp;quot; -- Finley Peter Dunne, 1899. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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