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" Cosmo Challenge: Squirt some lotion on his chest and stomach, then rub it in using nothing by your bare breasts. Don&amp;#039;t stop till all the lotion is absorbed. If my boobs had a resume, the &amp;quot;Special Skills&amp;quot; section at the bottom would now read: -Proficient in getting free drinks -Accomplished in titty-effing -Ability to one day produce milk -Adept at making dresses and tops look sexier -Trained in massage therapy OK, &amp;quot;trained in massage therapy&amp;quot; might be a bit of a stretch (hey, who doesn&amp;#039;t exaggerate on their resume?), but my tatas have talent! I was going to go with another challenge today, but after D. and I showered post-gym, he complained that his skin was really dry and reached for the lotion. &amp;quot;No! Don&amp;#039;t!&amp;quot; I yelped, startling him. &amp;quot;I mean, I&amp;#039;ll do it! For you! With my boobs!&amp;quot; (Sometimes I think D. and I should keep a notebook filled with all of our weird out-of-context quotes. Or who knows, maybe D.&amp;#039;s roommate already does. It could be a blog: WTFDidMyRoommateAndHisGFJustSay.com.) I reminded D. that using my breasts to apply lotion to him was on our Cosmo to-do list and obviously, he was thrilled. He lay down on the bed naked and I brought the bottle of lotion over. Instead of squirting it on his body, I put it directly on my breasts (bonus: it was chilly and made my nips perky) then straddled him and leaned down. Aaaand he squealed. And not out of delight. Because it was cold. &amp;quot;Oh come on,&amp;quot; I said, not at all sympathetically. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re getting a fun-bags massage so you&amp;#039;re not allowed to complain.&amp;quot; After a few more seconds, the lotion felt significantly warmer and D. went from tensing all of his muscles to relaxing. I felt slightly strange moving my breasts in circles over his torso and chest, but maintaining eye contact kept it feeling sexy, not silly. I also found it helpful to get on my hands and knees and arch my back to make my torso touch his. Much hotter then laying flat on him and just rubbing around, which I may or may not have done at first until D. laughed at me and said, &amp;quot;That&amp;#039;s not how it&amp;#039;s done.&amp;quot; Which begs the question: How many times has he had this done to him? D. ended up flipping me over so he was on top. And the massage/lotion application quickly turned into a happy ending. For moi. And that&amp;#039;s when I realized the best part about using my breasts to apply lotion to D. It meant that there wasn&amp;#039;t any lotion on my hands or his. And if you&amp;#039;ve ever been manually stimulated by a guy who has anything on his hands (lotion, cologne, hot sauce, whatever), then you know this is a major bonus. (I&amp;#039;ve definitely gotten irritated vadge from a guy who had hand lotion on. And I have a friend who got what she called &amp;quot;Bear Claw Vagina&amp;quot; after some guy went to town on her nether regions without properly washing the aftershave off of his hands.) So now, I&amp;#039;m satisfied, well-moisturized, and not suffering from Bear Claw. All in all, I&amp;#039;d say it was a successful challenge. Is your guy a boobs man? How do you &amp;quot;involve&amp;quot; your breasts in hookups? Have you ever had a hookup-turned-disaster, like my friend&amp;#039;s aftershave incident? P.S. Love that so many of you tried the last challenge! You were smart to go with full-sized doughnuts and not donettes! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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