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"FacebookPinterestcabrera.png\n\n And so, even though the Say-Cuervo Kid actually did his part that day, swatting a double and a homerun\u2014the game went to extra innings before the Tigers fell in the bottom of the twelfth\u2014one can only imagine the sinking sensation he must have felt as he left the stadium with the taste of Alexi Casilla's jockstrap in his mouth, and was forced to begin preparing for the long hangover that is the off-season.\n\n But his redemption has begun. Yesterday afternoon, Miggy took the field against the Florida Southern Moccasins (Damn Mocs!) with a renewed sense of purpose and a sober outlook on life and baseball. According to Cabrera, he is done drinking. Forever. Even though, you know, he also says that he never actually had a problem with alcohol in the first place. Which is all well and good. We hear O'Doul's is pretty, err, liquid. (And it has two apostrophes!) There's no shame in that.\n\n Still, we can't help but wonder what happened to the good old days, when ballplayers could spend a whole night boozing and womanizing and still find the time to be role models to the youth of America. (The kids are the future, after all.) Hell, Dock Ellis threw a perfect game on acid!\n\n So, anyway, maybe the Tigers will make another run at their division this year. In spring training, everyone's got a shot! But if they do, they would have won it sober\u2014 and where's the fun in that?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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