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"  I about died laughing when I saw the New York Times style article about Elaine Benes being the new NYC downtown fashion muse. I mean, first of all, Elaine&amp;#039;s outfits were the most ridiculous concoctions that came out of the &amp;#039;90s \u2014 I watched an episode ofSeinfeld last week with my sister and we were marveling at the sheer amount of fabric covering Elaine&amp;#039;s body. She was rocking a long-sleeved blue button-up blouse (buttoned to the very top, of course), with a crochet vest and a full-length floral skirt. And the hair! My god, the hair! A pre-Snooki pouf, permy curls, and a giant scrunchie. So Big Love. So AMAY-ZING. But the main reason I was laughing at the article was because rather than saying to each other, &amp;quot;Hey, we should put on a paisley pants suit and hit that gallery opening in the unmarked alleyway behind the restaurant supply place&amp;quot; (as a hipster might have), we decided my sister should be Elaine for Halloween. I suggested she wear this atrocious cotton dress with a giant collar that my mom had in the &amp;#039;80s, but Britt decided a pants/blouse/vest combo would be better since she didn&amp;#039;t want to be mistaken for a sister-wife, which is funny in its own way since the NYT article references Chlo\u00EB Sevigny as someone who wears a &amp;quot;shorter and cuter&amp;quot; version of Elaine&amp;#039;s wardrobe. As for me, I&amp;#039;ve decided to go straight to the source and take inspiration from Juniper Creek and bust out a compound costume this year. I&amp;#039;ve got my cotton dress and Bumpit ready and waiting! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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