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" Every morning, we give you the best the Internet can offer up. Nothing too heavy \u2014 a tip or two, a story or video to glance at, and some wisdom to get you ready to kick ass with a grin. We&amp;#039;ll all get to the deeper stuff as the day goes on. But for now, before we begin... Happy belated birthday, Bob Dylan \u2014 quite the world you made. Also, speaking of making: Danny Bowein showed the world how to concoct an Orange Julius with gin.  At the time of this Esquire Russia photo shoot, we believe Julianne Moore still had her toes (alright, sorry \u2014 explanation here). This is what it would look like if Batman&amp;#039;s utility belt, an apron, and Josh Ozersky had a threesome. Simpsons fans (as in, everyone): Universal is building a full-on Springfield replica in its amusement park for you to abandon your kids for this summer. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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