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" 1. How do I handle the approach? Does she want to kiss me? I&amp;#039;ll start going in really slowly to see if she moves away. She hasn&amp;#039;t moved away yet, so that&amp;#039;s a good sign, but maybe I&amp;#039;m not close enough yet. I&amp;#039;m going to keep moving in until our lips are touching.  2. OK, game time. I never stopped to think about how weird the act of making out is. I&amp;#039;m glad my brain chose now to make me feel hyper-aware of everything I&amp;#039;m currently doing. 3. This angle is kind of awkward. I feel like if I try to move, though, she&amp;#039;ll suddenly change her mind about making out with me. This is worth the deep cramping in my neck. 4. Should I have used ChapStick? Do I even own ChapStick? 5. How does my breath smell? I probably should&amp;#039;ve popped a mint in before I made the conscious decision to breathe down her throat. 6. Actually, I should be breathing, but that&amp;#039;s gross right? OK, stop breathing. No, now I&amp;#039;m getting dizzy. I need to breathe. OK, NOW I&amp;#039;M BREATHING TOO HARD AND IT&amp;#039;S CREEPY. 7. Are my teeth crooked? I should&amp;#039;ve listened to my orthodontist and kept that retainer in more often. 8. Should I go for tongue, or should I let her take the lead? I&amp;#039;m just going to go for it. OK, we are not on the same page here. Maybe she liked that I maneuvered my tongue in there? 9. I can&amp;#039;t stop thinking about that scene in Little Giants where Devon Sawa and Icebox talk about tonsil hockey and then Devon Sawa falls off the log they&amp;#039;re sitting on. Wait, was it a log or a boat? I need to remember this accurately.  10. Where should I put my hands? I feel like hands dictate what kind of kiss this is. If I put them on her ass, it&amp;#039;s really sexual. If I grab her hips, it&amp;#039;s more casual. If I grab her head or hair, maybe it&amp;#039;s off-puttingly passionate? Where is a neutral spot to put my hands? Her knees? Maybe I&amp;#039;ll just never stop moving my hands like a gesticulating professor. 11. Do all girls like what I&amp;#039;m doing now? Maybe only that girl I first kissed in middle school liked it but I&amp;#039;ve been doing it ever since, and maybe it&amp;#039;s really terrible and I look like an idiot, but I&amp;#039;m so bad at kissing that no one has the heart to tell me. 12. WAIT, DO I KISS LIKE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER? 13. Is it OK that I have a partial boner? Where should I put it. 14. We&amp;#039;ve been making out for like 30 seconds already, does she want me to put my hand on her boob? Hand-on-boob is man&amp;#039;s biggest gamble.  15. Whew, boob is a go. God, my jaw is tired. Want more from Frank? Follow him on Twitter. Photo Credit: Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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