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"Once, as a practical joke, my friend and I told this guy friend of ours that we knew a girl who had a crush on him. He was totally psyched about it and pumped us for more details so we made up a screen name for her and spent the better part of a month IM-ing him pretending to be her! Then he asked &amp;quot;her &amp;quot; for a picture of her so we cut one of a cute model out of an issue of TEEN, scanned it in and sent it to him. Needless to say he was lovestruck and has been trying to set up a date with his &amp;quot;dreamgirl&amp;quot; ever since.   We don&amp;#039;t have the heart to tell him she doesn&amp;#039;t exist! There&amp;#039;s this really popular girl who my friends and I all hate because she&amp;#039;s so mean! Anyway she&amp;#039;s always been known for having long blonde hair down to her waist. Well, this one day, my friends and I were in the cafeteria when she walked by. We were all chewing gum and as she pranced by tossing her perfect blonde locks, we got an evil idea...we spit our gum out into her hair! All of us! There were three pieces of gum in her hair (a few hit the ground) and she had no idea -- just kept walking on by. Guess she found out when she got home though cause the next day she came to school with a new &amp;#039;do -- a really ugly one -- it&amp;#039;s up past her ears and really uneven (I guess she didn&amp;#039;t have time to make an appointment) It was so great to see everyone laughing at her. Once when I spent the night at my best friend house I woke up in the middle of the night because I had the munchies. When I went to the fridge her older brother who I had a major crush on was there eating. I sat down and we stared talking. After a few snacks he leaned over to me and started KISSING ME, which lead us to the couch and a major make-out session. I never told my best friend. I have always been BIG into tattoos and piercings so last summer me and a bunch of friends took a cab to a tattoo place and I got a tattoo of a tiger right on my butt! My mom has never found out! (Thank god!) and the best part is, I got the cab driver to pretend to be my dad so I could get it! It was my Freshman year of high school and I was on the cheerleading squad. I&amp;#039;m not a dork or anything but I do have the reputation of being kind of reserved so when this guy I was talking to before a pep rally said, &amp;quot; I dare you to not wear your body suit under your cheerleading outfit&amp;quot; I didn&amp;#039;t think I had a choice but to prove that I CAN be a rebel. Let&amp;#039;s just say that when I went to do a back flip I flashed the whole school! Needless to say, I got a lot of attention afterwards. I was really mad at my ex for breaking up with me to go out with this other chick. So I got about ten of my friend&amp;#039;s o.b. tampons, colored them red with marker and since I knew my ex&amp;#039;s locker combo, tied all the &amp;quot;bloody&amp;quot; tampons into his locker, and left a note from his current girl that said, &amp;quot;This is how much I love you. Love, Your Girlfriend.&amp;quot; Then my friends and I watched him open the locker with a horrified look on his face and begin to go totally ballistic! He got an office referral and a DMC (Deliquent Management Class) for a whole day from the teacher whose classroom is right next to his locker for having pornographic material in school. The next day, he was single again. It was my senior year of high school, and I had never been kissed. All of my friends were into the whole dating thing and I felt left out. About two months after my friend Anna stopped seeing this one guy, we started talking on IM. Finally we got together and we ended up making out. I felt so bad afterwards because I knew it was a &amp;quot;bad friend&amp;quot; thing to do so I told. I figured she would find out sooner or later, and I would rather her hear it from me then someone else.   I don&amp;#039;t regret the whole make-out thing, just the guy I did it with. One time my ex-friend was spreading big nasty rumors about me going really far with this totally dorky, nerdy guy. So the next day she was standing in the gym for an assembly and the whole school was there so when we were both called down to the middle of the gym and everyone was looking I pantsed her and she was wearing a see through thong. Everyone was laughing and calling her bottoms up! night when my parents weren&amp;#039;t home, me and my friends called the pizza place and ordered a pizza to their house. Along with the pizza we also ordered subs, soda, and garlic bread... a lot of it! After a few hours the pizza place called back and yelled at us for doing it!! A few months ago while my older sister was away visiting colleges with my parents, I stole the keys to her car and took it on a major weekend-long road-trip to my friend&amp;#039;s house in another city. The kicker? I&amp;#039;m only 15 and don&amp;#039;t even have my permit. No harm, no foul though -- I drove really carefully and made sure to obey all the traffic laws and to stay under the speed limit. She never even knew it had left the garage - much less crossed county lines! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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