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"   Outside of the immediate Kardashiclan, I mean. No, it&amp;#039;s not Jon Hamm, as much as we would love that. Or Selena Gomez. Or even grizzled character actor Danny Trejo. You&amp;#039;ll never be able to guess which celebrity was the first to lay eyes on The Anointed One, the Baby Formerly Known As Kaidence Donda West but who was revealed yesterday to actually be named \u2014 incredibly \u2014 North West. Nori for short. (Because there&amp;#039;s no better endearing moniker for your baby than that shit your hipster friend brings to dinner parties.) Give up? OK. According to Business Insider, It&amp;#039;s Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak. See, I told you you weren&amp;#039;t gonna get that. Apparently Kim got in touch with the Woz and managed to lure him into visiting Kanye, who&amp;#039;s championed himself as &amp;quot;the Steve Jobs of rap&amp;quot; and voiced his interest in starting a technology company. While Wozniak had said very little about the specifics of his visit, he did say some stuff: &amp;quot;I have seen a lot of babies, and a baby represents the love between the people. And that meant more to me and the love that Kim was showing to Kanye. Just because he was interested in technology and companies, she, as a birthday present, she had me come up there to meet him.&amp;quot; Do you think she arranged for him to pop out of a gigantic man-sized cake? Was he naked? Would I kind of be into that? (Yes.) I can see it now. Kanye sitting at Kim&amp;#039;s bedside on a throne made of elephant bones, jade and Egyptian linens, saying things like &amp;quot;Look, Wozzy, I am the Internet. I am the nucleus.&amp;quot; Kim pretending to Tweet on the back of a &amp;quot;Congratulations!&amp;quot; card to placate her Twitter addiction. And Woz, holding baby North with his huge bear arms next to a roaring fire, vowing to send her the newest iPod every year on her birthday. &amp;amp;lt;3 Follow Anna on Twitter. Image via Getty "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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