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" \n 1. All guys want this gift The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related. Also, one girlfriend got me an amazing vintage chair. She said, &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;ll work on your career from here.&amp;quot; It was so thoughtful and personal, not a mall gift certificate. 2. They believe in love (or at least, lust) at first sight I once had a bit of a whirlwind romance while I was on the road. There was a girl at the show and I had an affinity for her the moment I hit the stage. It [wasn&amp;#039;t] just that she was attractive. There was an essence. I was really smitten. It was we like a speed dating round. We knew it would end, but it still ended with a kiss. 3. A woman who has her own thing going on is so sexy I was in a couple relationships that got a little needy, where I was the one keeping it exciting. That would always bum me out. I&amp;#039;m completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence. 4. They crave romance too Truth be told, some of our favorite moments [are when] you say, &amp;quot;I booked a dinner for us. At a restaurant near the beach. With candles.&amp;quot; We&amp;#039;re just not going to brag about it and we might call it cheesy to our friends, but we really like it.  5. Do this when they cry Here&amp;#039;s the big reveal: when your guy is crying (and yes, all men cry), give him chocolate. 6. There&amp;#039;s nothing worse than not speaking up when something bothers you You&amp;#039;ve gotta share what&amp;#039;s going on in your mind. You may think, &amp;#039;He already has so much on your mind, I don&amp;#039;t want to burden him&amp;#039;, but that&amp;#039;s not good for a relationship. 7. A bad joke is the best way to pick up a guy Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. And even if it bombs heinously, we&amp;#039;ll still love it. In fact, you almost don&amp;#039;t want the joke to work. That way we want to come to your aid and make you feel better by buying you a drink. Pick up Dane Cook&amp;#039;s new album, &amp;quot;I Did My Best&amp;quot;. And check out Dane next spring in the Broadway production of &amp;quot;Fat Pig&amp;quot;. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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