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"My good friend, Helen, is 47 years old. By day she&amp;#039;s a teacher, a mother and a friend to all stray people and pets who darken her door. By night she&amp;#039;s a screaming sex queen to her husband of 10 years. After going through what she calls her &amp;quot;nine year slump&amp;quot; she credits her new found libido to none other than the celebrated acai berry. &amp;quot;I feel like a hormonal teen again,&amp;quot; she giggled last Friday at our weekly whine and wine. &amp;quot;I just can&amp;#039;t get enough of Dan. The other night he told me to &amp;#039;back off&amp;#039;... he couldn&amp;#039;t take me anymore. His friends all look at me with shock and disbelief. You know... I&amp;#039;m that wife.&amp;quot; We all wondered if she was just feeling the placebo affect of the berries, but she adamantly swore that she started the new fad for energy. &amp;quot;The fact that I want to shtupp my husband like the pony I never got for Xmas is an added surprise,&amp;quot; she proclaims. As our kids played dressup in the other room, we teased Helen about her own costume changes as of late. &amp;quot;I know... I&amp;#039;m such a slut!&amp;quot; she laughed. &amp;quot;I have a nurse uniform... a cheerleader skirt... I&amp;#039;m waiting for my vampire vixen get-up to arrive any day now. Guess what I&amp;#039;ll be sinking my teeth into!&amp;quot; (Ouch.. not the fangs, please.) I suppose if you&amp;#039;re going to travel down the dress-up route, Halloween is the time to do it. Or, if you&amp;#039;re like me, you could wait for the post pumpkin sales to hit and be that hot police officer for 90% off retail price. If only acai berries were as inexpensive. Until I&amp;#039;m ready to, like Helen&amp;#039;s neckline as of late, &amp;quot;take the plunge&amp;quot; - I&amp;#039;ll stick to my vitamin regime and my jogging. Perhaps I&amp;#039;ll surprise Rex later tonight with my version of a track suit porn star in the bedroom. Naked power walking... it&amp;#039;s very underrated. Anyone out there swear by the berries or any other natural libido enhancer? "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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