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"I hope all the women who told all are doing cucumber treatments today, because their eyes were rolling overtime last night. Then again, they sort of had to&amp;amp;#8212;&amp;#x27;cause most people weren&amp;#x27;t permitted to talk at all. This gal on the left, whose name I can&amp;#x27;t recall, was so aware of her own exclusion from screen time, she didn&amp;#x27;t even wave in the beginning. And did you even know those two furthest to the right were there? Me neither. My demeanor MVP of the night was Robyn. The night was filled with moments like this, where everyone else was laughing in a sort of whaddaya-gonna-do way and Robyn&amp;#x27;s face was like I&amp;#x27;ll tell you what I&amp;#x27;m gonna do, I&amp;#x27;m gonna wear a blazer &amp;#x27;cause this is serious business and I am NOT ready to laugh about this s--- yet. You know what was serious business? The expert seminar in passive-aggressive speech some of these girls put on. Here, a celebration of getting your rude point across without getting smacked in the face but still completely failing at not seeming catty (it&amp;#x27;s an art, people). Best medical put-down (re: Tierra&amp;#x27;s hypothermia): Lesley &amp;quot;I don&amp;#x27;t think she needed the air tube up her nose.&amp;quot; Best faux-sympathetic question (to Tierra): Chris Harrison &amp;quot;I don&amp;#x27;t know you outside of the show. Is this normal, are you normally...misunderstood...in life?&amp;quot; Best &amp;quot;I was gonna be more subtle, but then I just got mad&amp;quot; comment (to Tierra): Robyn &amp;quot;You&amp;#x27;re being so sweet, and you&amp;#x27;re being so innocent, and...you&amp;#x27;re delusional.&amp;quot; Best hard life: Tierra &amp;quot;It&amp;#x27;s difficult for me because I light up in a room. When I walk into a room, I bring this joy and this smile and I&amp;#x27;m happy, but with people that immediately judge me and don&amp;#x27;t give me a chance to have that light and be open and have that personality, they immediately judge me off of what I look like.&amp;quot; Best &amp;quot;I&amp;#x27;m not mean, this is just about word choice!&amp;quot; comment (to Tierra): Selma &amp;quot;Maybe you weren&amp;#x27;t unfriendly, but you weren&amp;#x27;t friendly, so you can&amp;#x27;t say &amp;#x27;I was friendly.&amp;#x27; You need to pick your words wisely.&amp;quot; Best &amp;quot;Joke&amp;#x27;s on you, Selma, &amp;#x27;cause I don&amp;#x27;t have a grasp on word choice as a concept&amp;quot; comment: Tierra &amp;quot;I am not calling you a liar, Ashlee. I said you lied to me.&amp;quot; The St. Croix Tropical-Topical Snipe Award: Lesley &amp;quot;I think Tierra made her own cot.&amp;quot; Best take on Tierra&amp;#x27;s Eyebrow: Chris Harrison &amp;quot;You can control it a little bit.&amp;quot; Best 100 percent acceptance of responsibility: Tierra &amp;quot;Can I better myself? Absolutely. I think everyone can better themselves in life.&amp;quot; &amp;amp;#8212;Tierra Best apropos-of-nothing pageant brag: Tierra &amp;quot;When I was a little kid, I was Little Miss Nevada.&amp;quot; Best way, when Chris Harrison asks you when you got engaged, to make your engagement seem shady while complaining that everyone thinks your engagement is shady: Tierra &amp;quot;No comment.&amp;quot; Best close-but-no-cigar jab: This Fan Tweeting at Home I like the spirit and the current events tie-in, but I&amp;#x27;m not quite getting the connection. Best &amp;quot;it&amp;#x27;s not you (the super-uptight one), it&amp;#x27;s me&amp;quot; explanation: Sean &amp;quot;There were times when I felt that I couldn&amp;#x27;t find that laughter with you.&amp;quot; &amp;amp;#8212;Sean HOW DARE YOU, SIR. Best vague insult to everyone: AshLee &amp;quot;With me, [Sean] was a Southern gentleman. With the other girls, hate me for this, but he was a frat boy.&amp;quot; HOW DARE YOU, MADAM. And finally, the award we&amp;#x27;ve all been waiting for: Best passive-aggressive lightning round: Ashlee &amp;quot;Then why would you say that you didn&amp;#x27;t have any feelings for them?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Twice, you didn&amp;#x27;t say that, Sean?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Sean, come on.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I mean I&amp;#x27;m not making that up, so.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Well, I wish you nothing but the best, really, honestly, you did say that, but I don&amp;#x27;t hold any resentment to you.&amp;quot; I have one question: How did NO ONE mention the age comment? When Tierra said,&amp;quot;I hope when I&amp;#x27;m 32, I hope I have a rich husband and 10 kids with Pottery Barn bedroom sets and my life figured out and I&amp;#x27;ll be retired &amp;#x27;cause I&amp;#x27;ll be old,&amp;quot; or whatever she said? Maybe they were afraid the women in the audience, after two complimentary raspberry-tinis, would take a break from their unfettered WOOing to actually maim her. What did you think of The Women Tell All? Who else teared up during the end-credits montage of the dog you never knew that died? Photo: ABC"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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