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"Researching on one of our  primary technical sources, Ebay, we discovered evidence of a long abandoned effort at genetic engineering.  Apparently some frankenfarmer long ago came up with way to grow fur in rows...like plants.  Kidding.  But, no joke,"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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