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" RULE NO. 565: The adjective yummy should never be used to describe anything beyond food, and then only perhaps once in your lifetime. RULE NO. 566: The adjective scrumptious should be used only by the cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.  RULE NO. 765: A tattoo of a teardrop is not a sign of sensitivity.  RULE NO. 766: Especially if it&amp;#039;s on your penis. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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