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"Thanks for the introduction, Joanna. Like she said, my name is Mr. Married Jake. I&amp;amp;#8217;m going to be blogging with all my wisdom on marriage and children from a man&amp;#x27;s perspective. Which should be interesting, because I don&amp;amp;#8217;t know all that much about marriage, and I don&amp;amp;#8217;t know anything about kids. Good thing I&amp;amp;#8217;ve got about six months to get ready.Some of you may know me. I&amp;amp;#8217;ve been around here for a long time. Exactly how long I don&amp;amp;#8217;t know. And I don&amp;amp;#8217;t want to find out. And because I&amp;amp;#8217;m anonymous, and you can&amp;amp;#8217;t see a picture of me, I never age. Seriously. I&amp;#x27;m like Benjamin Button. Some of you may know me as the guy who wrote the Jake column in the magazine (before your current Jake, Michael Somerville), and dated a woman I called Orange Blossoms. Others may remember me as the guy who married a woman I called Orange Blossoms, and then graduated to a column on Glamour.com called &amp;amp;#8216;Married Jake.&amp;amp;#8217; And some of you have no idea who I am and just wandered onto this blog by accident while shopping for underpants at lunch. To you I say: get the thong or the boy-shorts, they make your butt look cute, and then come back and read more when you&amp;amp;#8217;re done. Anyway, I found out about three months ago that I&amp;amp;#8217;m going to become a dad. And I&amp;amp;#8217;m going to be blogging about that, my marriage&amp;amp;#8212;plus sex, maleness, and the New York Mets (I wish; if you guys want my opinions about the Mets, start a comments-section campaign and I&amp;amp;#8217;ll let you know my thoughts on the new closer). And because I&amp;amp;#8217;m a Jake veteran, I&amp;amp;#8217;ll also be answering your questions. Want to know if you should break up with your boyfriend because he sends flirty emails to his ex? I&amp;amp;#8217;ll give you my opinion. Want to know if it matters that you got so drunk you threw up in the middle of sex on the first date? I&amp;amp;#8217;ll tell you that, too. Just holler at me in the comments section, and I&amp;amp;#8217;ll do my best to respond&amp;amp;#8212;using all my knowledge (or at least my mistakes!)&amp;amp;#8212;in future posts. Photo: iStock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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