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" Okay, quiet on the set! Annnnnnnnd, action! Cue the exploding heads. I guarantee you we are about to see a spectacle of cranial fireworks the likes of which have not been seen since the last time Glenn Beck had an idea. Willard Romney is going to lose it in the frontal lobes trying to explain how the gay-marriage thing happened on his watch in Massachusetts. Rick Santorum will be a dick; he was already warming up, discussing how he&amp;#039;d like to go back to the glorious Christ-centered days of back-alley abortions, and this decision will light up his hippocampus to the point where he can read by the glow. And N. Leroy Gingrich, Definer of civilization&amp;#039;s rules and Leader (perhaps) of the civilizing forces, well, the Hubble should be picking up photos of his cerebellum by tomorrow evening. He doesn&amp;#039;t like the Ninth Circuit much anyway, and he&amp;#039;s been campaigning on the president&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;power&amp;quot; to de-fund courts that make decisions of which the president doesn&amp;#039;t approve. No gay people are going to be getting married in California yet. (The stay on such things remains in place.) And it seems likely that the whole thing may end up in the laps of the Supremes. I am intrigued as to why the supporters of Prop 8 insisted that videos of the original trial on the matter remain sealed. (Some of their arguments, I suspect, were not fit for public consumption.) What I do know is that there is absolutely no way the Republicans can restrain themselves from making this an issue in their nominating process, which will shove the lot of them even further to the extreme Right. Boom, as the kidz say, goes the dynamite. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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