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" What to say if you haven&amp;#039;t quite &amp;quot;lived up to your full potential&amp;quot; THE SPIN: &amp;quot;I love cuddling up to my big guy every night \u2014 he&amp;#039;s my best friend.&amp;quot; THE TRUTH: Your bullmastiff, Colby, is tired of spooning. THE SPIN: &amp;quot;My place is cool \u2014 it has a sunken living room!&amp;quot; THE TRUTH: You&amp;#039;re still living in your parents&amp;#039; basement. THE SPIN: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ll have my girl Joan call you to set up a lunch.&amp;quot; THE TRUTH: Joan is your cubemate who owes you for covering for her after a four-hour shopping spree. THE SPIN: &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m active in children&amp;#039;s charities.&amp;quot; THE TRUTH: You drop the change from your Big Mac into the Ronald McDonald House box. THE SPIN: &amp;quot;The family&amp;#039;s great!&amp;quot; THE TRUTH: Your bro is in jail, your sis is in porn, you haven&amp;#039;t seen the folks since graduation. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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