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"Call me a cranky poop, but I have to get something off my chest. People who wear self-promoting T-shirts annoy the heck out of me! I&amp;#039;m all about spreading the self-love and confidence, but not by means of sexy lettered words scrawled across your chest. You know the kind...right? Here, I&amp;#039;ll give you a few examples: Your Boyfriend Knows My Number; I Am the After Party; You Can&amp;#039;t Have Me; Goddess; Daddy&amp;#039;s Little Girl. I saw this guy the other day at a Yankees game wearing &amp;quot;I Am The After Party&amp;quot; and he was so NOT the after party. He was a cocky guy who didn&amp;#039;t have a cool personality. And right then and there I figured out the reason why I think people wear them: they&amp;#039;re simply insecure. I mean, if &amp;quot;your boyfriend&amp;quot; had my number, I&amp;#039;m not sure I&amp;#039;d be broadcasting it everywhere (who wants to get beat up?). &amp;quot;You can&amp;#039;t have me&amp;quot;\u2014who says anyone wanted me to begin with? It&amp;#039;s just plain annoying. Can you guys think of any people wearing this type of shirt that just make you go, &amp;quot;Yeah....right.&amp;quot;? Spill the beans about the slogans on T-shirts that bug you. Or, tell me you think I&amp;#039;m getting cynical in my old age. OK? Peace Emily, Associate Beauty and Fitness Editor "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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