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" Let me tell you a quick story about a train wreck. Now, most of the time, train wrecks are tragic and awful, but every once in a while, maybe, a freight train will come off the rails dramatically \u2014 but not dangerously. Nobody is injured, so don&amp;#039;t worry, but the train cars are all over the place, and look, the train was carrying candy bars and catnip! There&amp;#039;s catnip and candy bars strewn all over the scene and coincidentally there&amp;#039;s a group of adorable small children with their kittens having a picnic nearby, so they get to run amok amongst it all and play and eat candy and catnip and it&amp;#039;s adorable. They&amp;#039;re all having such good fun and nobody so much as grazes themselves on a rusty bit of the wreckage, I promise. What I&amp;#039;m saying is that we, collectively, are the children \u2014 or the kittens, if you prefer \u2014 and the messy train wreck spewing delights that are in slightly bad taste (because of the axle grease or something) is Robin Thicke. Because this whole &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m going to publicize my new record and save my marriage simultaneously&amp;quot; press tour is too much; it really is. Thicke&amp;#039;s latest sad antics: He appeared on a radio show yesterday to promote his new album, Paula, and talked, as usual, a bunch about Paula Patton. This time he offered up some more specific wrongs as possible reasons for their split. &amp;quot;I was a little too selfish and a little too greedy and a little too full of myself,&amp;quot; Thicke said, acknowledging again that it&amp;#039;s all his fault. &amp;quot;I messed up and had to lie for a while and then I stopped lying and that was actually good for me because I was tired of lying. So this whole album is me revealing everything.&amp;quot; Thicke did not explain why he felt the need to reveal everything so publicly or how he thinks Paula might feel about all these veiled-but-still-salacious details of their relationship becoming common, gossipy knowledge. But then Thicke might not even know how Paula feels these days, because he also said he hasn&amp;#039;t seen her in over four months. (Coincidentally, this is when the wheels started to come off his train, to jump back to our earlier metaphor.) She hasn&amp;#039;t heard the new album either, apparently, &amp;quot;and I don&amp;#039;t think she wants to hear it right now,&amp;quot; Thicke noted. &amp;quot;I can&amp;#039;t speak for her,&amp;quot; he continued, somehow ignoring the fact that he kinda has been for months now, &amp;quot;but I think space is an important part of any healing process.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;We cool,&amp;quot; he added, though that seems unlikely.  Thicke has also released another new music video for a song from the record. There are no stalker-style text messages this time; instead, a group of child performers sings along to &amp;quot;Still Madly Crazy&amp;quot; and play-act out a wedding scene. So just when you thought that whole train wreck story was a metaphor, there are a bunch of kids frolicking around in the last vestiges of Thicke&amp;#039;s sanity for real. Watch the video below, and cringe:      RELATED: 20 Tragic Text Messages From Robin Thicke&amp;#039;s New Music Video 24 Tough Questions Twitter Users Have for Robin Thicke Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Are Separating, Says Paula Patton Follow Alex on  Twitter. Photo credit: Ethan Miller / Getty Images "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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