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"Oh, boy, this is the week in US showbiz that we have been waiting for. There&amp;#039;s a new baby in Los Angeles, and it&amp;#039;s causing all sorts of palaver. But that&amp;#039;s not the only thing that&amp;#039;s been going on in Hollywood, so read on to find out which telly stars have had a rather dramatic falling out and why Miley Cyrus is causing a stir... We have a new saviour, and it comes in the form of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West&amp;#039;s little daughter  Across The Pond was idly watching television at the weekend when the news that we had been dying for finally came - that Kim Kardashian had gone into labour and produced a baby Kimye. Frantically we began flicking through the channels hoping to find Kanye stepping out of Cedars Sinai, holding his daughter aloft in the manner of Mufasa and Simba and pronouncing this newborn our saviour, but it didn&amp;#039;t happen. Weird.  In all seriousness - I mean, apart from the snigger-worthy jokes about Yeezus not being the only thing of Kanye&amp;#039;s to leak early - we were a little worried about Kim and the baby, given that she was five weeks early and the bub was apparently smaller than five pounds. Which is, like, really small. We all know that Kim&amp;#039;s not had the easiest pregnancy. Luckily, the news from the hospital was good so we could go back to enjoying the celebrity congratulations (whether it was Beyonc\u00C3\u00A9 or, um, Jonathan Cheban) and the idle speculation. The baby looks just like Kim! You don&amp;#039;t say. The baby is already smiling! No, it&amp;#039;s really not - even the spawn of Kimye gets wind. And then, of course, came the rumours of names, finally and wonderfully now put to bed with the fantastic discovery that our future queen is called North West. Now we still think our suggestion of South is more feminine and the revelation that the baby will be known as Nori &amp;quot;for short&amp;quot; is just utterly nonsensical and illogical, but Across The Pond is a blog of record and so we must confess that we&amp;#039;re completely on board with the name North. We properly love it (mainly because the previously rumoured moniker Kaidence left us with a slightly disappointed feeling, like we&amp;#039;d unwrapped a beautifully wrapped present to discover orange and brown socks). So all hail North West! The Voice has a new voice!  The Voice UK might not trundle to an anti-climactic denouement until tomorrow, but the States crowned their winner this week (they just had to be first). Anyway, the talented songstress who will hopefully avoid being consigned to the dustbin of reality show memory is Blake Shelton&amp;#039;s contestant - 16-year-old Danielle Bradbery - who blew away the country with her, well, country crooning. Much like the UK version, The Voice US hasn&amp;#039;t really found a proper star yet (let us know if you recognise any of the following three names: Javier Colon, Jermaine Paul, Cassadee Pope. Nope?). But it&amp;#039;s the most beloved singing show in the States right now (although maybe that will change with the John Barrowman-hosted celebrity Stars In Your Eyes-esque Sing Your Face Off) and so perhaps Danielle can break the mould - she&amp;#039;s signed to Taylor Swift&amp;#039;s record label. One thing&amp;#039;s for sure: Shakira was a pretty great coach, and we&amp;#039;ll miss her in the fifth season. Miley Cyrus is a GROWN UP now, OK?  So Miley Cyrus really wants you to know that she&amp;#039;s not Hannah Montana any more (I mean, we&amp;#039;d kind of realised when she cut her hair short and started singing about ashtrays with Snoop Lion, but you know). In an attempt to show that she&amp;#039;s, like, an adult and not a stupid kid anymore, she revealed her video for &amp;#039;We Can&amp;#039;t Stop&amp;#039;. Which makes a pretty blegh song into three minutes and 34 seconds of beauty and barminess. There is spanking. There are goats. There are huge teddybear backpacks (which, yes, Across the Pond kind of covets). There&amp;#039;s a bit of a snog with a doll. There is an awful lot of bread. Not only that, but Miley&amp;#039;s been mouthing off about marijuana, kind of brilliantly calling a paparazza a &amp;quot;bitch&amp;quot; for intrusively asking if she&amp;#039;s preggers and disowning her previous discography (unforgivable when you compare &amp;#039;We Can&amp;#039;t Stop&amp;#039; to &amp;#039;Party In The USA&amp;#039;. God, Miley).      Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair have fallen out, big time   Now this one seems very hard to understand to us because Charlie Sheen has always seemed so measured, professional, easy to get along with and peaceful, but apparently he&amp;#039;s had a bit of a barney with Selma Blair and had her kicked off his show. Apparently Selma complained about Charles turning up late and not really, well, committing himself to the whole thing, so Mr Sheen had her fired. We probably shouldn&amp;#039;t have been too surprised about all this given Charlie&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;questionable past&amp;quot; but public television feuds are always grimly fascinating. Anyway, it all blew up and Selma&amp;#039;s left - though whether she quit or was fired we don&amp;#039;t know. Since she was basically the best thing about the pretty dire Anger Management, we&amp;#039;re not convinced it&amp;#039;s much of a loss to her. James Gandolfini tragically passes away  We couldn&amp;#039;t let this blog go by without mentioning the tragic passing of James Gandolfini, the massively talented star of The Sopranos. We were truly shocked to hear the news, and echo many of the tributes that have already been made. There was an outpouring of love for the actor, whether it was the quietly touching &amp;#039;Reserved&amp;#039; sign in famed Sopranos diner Holsten&amp;#039;s, Bruce Springsteen playing Born To Run in full, or Sesame Street reminding us of his visit to the Street to talk about being scared. He will be missed. Love Lives     Channing Tatum introduces his baby Everly, or: &amp;#039;World&amp;#039;s Sexiest Man holds beautiful daughter; swooning epidemic commences.&amp;quot;  IMPORTANT MILEY/LIAM UPDATE: They were photographed together this week for the first time in five months. So on the plus side, they were holding hands and spending time together. On the other hand, they haven&amp;#039;t been seen in public together for five months.  90210 star Matt Lanter has married Angela Stacy. They had stormtroopers at the wedding, and I&amp;#039;m not even joking.  Ed Sheeran and Selena Gomez are reportedly &amp;quot;hooking up&amp;quot; after being introduced by Cupid herself, Taylor Swift. We&amp;#039;re dubbing them Shelena, just so you know.  Splash USA&amp;#039;s Tom Daley equivalent Greg Louganis is diving in - he&amp;#039;s got engaged to his boyfriend Johnny Chaillot.  Johnny Depp broke our hearts a little bit by opening up about his &amp;quot;bumpy&amp;quot; split from Vanessa Paradis.  Mila Kunis refused to talk about Ashton Kutcher and then said: &amp;quot;Love is wonderful.&amp;quot; She&amp;#039;s, like, totally stealth.  Just after Kristin Cavallari tied the knot, Hills star Frankie Delgado got hitched. Is there something in the water?  Drake&amp;#039;s snake has been temporarily tamed - the rapper&amp;#039;s sworn off one night stands so he can &amp;quot;focus&amp;quot; on his album.  Ozzy and Sharon are reportedly living together again.  Russell Brand has admitted that Mila Kunis rejected his advances. Maybe she&amp;#039;d heard that he dumped Katy Perry BY TEXT MESSAGE. I know, how old-fashioned - it&amp;#039;s all about a DM these days.  Jake Gyllenhaal is rumoured to be dating Sports Illustrated model Alyssa Miller after they met at a spinning class. We&amp;#039;ve finally discovered a good reason to go to a spinning class.  Privileged star JoAnna Garcia reveals that her new baby actually was left under a bush by the stork in an introductory picture.  The fabulously named Armie Hammer was stabbed during sex by his ex. AND HE DIDN&amp;#039;T BREAK UP WITH HER FOR SEVEN MONTHS. Remind us again why he turned down Fifty Shades of Grey?  Also in the news...     Following in Beyonc\u00C3\u00A9&amp;#039;s Pepsi-schlepping footsteps, Jay-Z has announced via that most respected of mediums - a Samsung advert - that he is releasing his new album Magna Carta Holy Grail very, very, very soon. All Across The Pond could think was what a missed &amp;quot;Magna Carter&amp;quot; opportunity this is.  If anyone needed any proof that Kanye really does love Kim, it must be that he agreed to a Yeezus commercial starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman and Kim&amp;#039;s BFF Jonathan Cheban as his unfortunate victim. I mean, what even is that?  Amanda Bynes reckons she&amp;#039;s a &amp;quot;hero&amp;quot; for going 27 years with a &amp;quot;birth defect&amp;quot; - &amp;quot;webbing in between her eyes&amp;quot;. Us neither.  We didn&amp;#039;t think we cared about the Wolf of Wall Street trailer, like, at all. Then we saw this gif of Leonardo DiCaprio dancing.  One Direction tipped into &amp;quot;yes we are just trolling you all now&amp;quot; territory when Zayn Malik had a bite of Harry Styles&amp;#039;s candy thong at a gig in Ohio.  Miss Utah gave one of the most excruciating answers to a question we have ever seen (apparently we need to &amp;quot;create education better&amp;quot;) at the Miss USA pageant. But she got a chance to redeem herself on Today. Winner Miss Connecticut, meanwhile, has basically been totally ignored. Nice work, Miss Utah.  The Big Brother USA &amp;quot;houseguests&amp;quot; are unveiled and appear totally balanced and sane. Oh, wait.  The Fifty Shades of Grey movie has a director in Sam Taylor-Johnson. Everyone vaguely remembers a time when Fifty Shades of Grey was a thing.  We are feeling sorry for the beautiful and talented Shailene Woodley, who&amp;#039;s reportedly been dropped from The Amazing Spider-Man. If Divergent isn&amp;#039;t a hit, we may cry.  Johnny Depp has revealed that he has almost no vision in one eye.  Celebrity chef Paula Deen is being sued for racial and sexual harassment and revealed in a deposition that &amp;quot;of course&amp;quot; she has used the N-word. &amp;quot;They&amp;#039;re jokes... Most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folk.&amp;quot; She also allegedly called black waiters at a wedding &amp;quot;slaves&amp;quot;. What an absolute charmer.  Serena Williams has apologised after questioning why a 16-year-old rape victim was &amp;quot;that drunk&amp;quot; and adding: &amp;quot;Maybe she wasn&amp;#039;t a virgin.&amp;quot; Lovely.  But hey, if you&amp;#039;re feeling pretty blue about humanity then rejoice - Justin Bieber has confirmed that he&amp;#039;ll have new music out this year.  Abercrombie &amp;amp; Fitch has stopped selling T-shirts which joked about Taylor Swift&amp;#039;s dating record. We are never, ever shopping there again. Like, ever.  STOP EVERYTHING: Kelsey Grammer and Martin Lawrence will play mismatched lawyers in a new sitcom. There is no way that this will be anything but a game-changing moment in our shared cultural history.  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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