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"You may have gathered from my lack of dating updates (or this post) that my love life is a little lackluster right now. But rest assured, there are still some entertaining moments&amp;amp;#133; Aside from one wishy-washy date recently where we just didn&amp;amp;#8217;t hit it off, I&amp;amp;#8217;ve been pretty much keeping to myself. But as usual, my trusty online dating profiles are still up, and a few weeks ago, I got a message that I&amp;amp;#8217;m still cracking up about. Want to read it? Of course you do. Here goes: &amp;amp;#8220;I like what you have going on with your bad self. Also a noteworthy style complimented by an active and colorful mind. Fantastic. I wanna rock ya body girl and in parentheses, till the break a dawn.&amp;amp;#8221; I mean, what?!?! I just can&amp;amp;#8217;t. Now I&amp;#x27;m always harping on the horror of generic messages, and I stand by that. So I do appreciate it when I get a message that tries to be a little different. But that message? Why? Or more importantly&amp;amp;#133;whyyyy?? Because my profile is sort of lighthearted and humorous, I tend to get a lot of funny messages, generally that reference macaroni and cheese, dry shampoo, or how Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are definitely long lost twins (yes, all things I discuss in my profile). This, I appreciate. So much better than a zzzz-worthy &amp;quot;You look nice.&amp;quot; But while it&amp;#x27;s not as awful as &amp;quot;Hey butter tits&amp;quot;, I think a Justin Timberlake quote about rocking my body falls on the creepy side of the line. (Note: the sender&amp;amp;#8217;s occupation was described as a professional balloon animal artist. Do we think anything he said was serious?! So strange!) Do we all agree this is kind of pushing the limits of fun, quirky message? Or am I being too judge-y? What&amp;#x27;s the weirdest online dating message you&amp;#x27;ve ever received? Do you think this one is actually kind of funny and I should have responded? Or would you have been majorly weirded out too? More on the wonderfully weird world of online dating: *The Dos and Don&amp;amp;#8217;ts of Online Dating *The Weirdest Thing You&amp;#x27;ve Ever Put On Your Online Dating Profile--Go *Online Dating: Is Omitting Certain Information OK?"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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