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" 1. Ball Gown From the outside, you might seem traditional \u2014 conservative even \u2014 but really, you&amp;#039;re a romantic. You believe in love and happy endings, and the saddest day of your young life was when you found out unicorns weren&amp;#039;t real (although, secretly, you still kind of believe they are). You&amp;#039;re also kind of obsessed with Kate Middleton, but in a love-hate sort of way. Like, you know you never really had a shot with Prince William \u2014 you&amp;#039;ve never even met the guy \u2014 but if it weren&amp;#039;t for her, there would at least be a chance. You know? Damn her and her flawless Pinterest hair!   2. Jumpsuit Your warm, laid-back nature draws people in and makes them feel instantly and deeply connected to you, which is great on a day-to-day basis because people are usually really nice to you and bend over backward to help you out, but it&amp;#039;s also made the whole bridesmaid/maid of honor thing a complete fucking nightmare. &amp;quot;What do you mean, I&amp;#039;m not your maid of honor?&amp;quot; they ask you. &amp;quot;But we had all those long talks. I mean, I told you things I&amp;#039;ve never told anyone. Not even my shrink. Wait. What? I&amp;#039;m not even a bridesmaid? What did I do? Why is this happening? Am I dying?&amp;quot; Screw it. You&amp;#039;re eloping.  3. Naked Dress You&amp;#039;re a performer. Your fleshtastic dress isn&amp;#039;t about showing off. It&amp;#039;s about wearing something as dramatic as you are. As far as you&amp;#039;re concerned, your wedding is the Super Bowl Halftime Show and you are Rihanna, and there&amp;#039;s no way Rihanna is going to play it safe for the biggest performance of her career. Not happening. You&amp;#039;ll wear pasties, but only begrudgingly.  4. Hippie Gown You&amp;#039;re a little crunchy, but it&amp;#039;s cool; you&amp;#039;re not obnoxious about it. You know what&amp;#039;s important, and you don&amp;#039;t sweat the small stuff. That said, if the florist doesn&amp;#039;t come through on those wildflowers for your hair, you are seriously going to burn this rustic country barn to the ground!  5. Skirt Suit Girl, you&amp;#039;ve got shit to do! You don&amp;#039;t have time for some long, drawn-out wedding whatever. You&amp;#039;re getting married at City Hall because you figure you have to go down there to get your marriage license anyway, and you might as well get it all done in one fell swoop. What&amp;#039;s that? You can&amp;#039;t do it all at once? You have to leave and then come back? Is there a way to do this online?  6. Non-White You&amp;#039;re a total pop-culture media junkie. When people ask you what book you&amp;#039;re reading right now, you look up from your Twitter feed just long enough to say, &amp;quot;Us Weekly,&amp;quot; before spotting the perfect Instagram and running off to capture it for your loyal followers. This picture better get a ton of likes; you were nearly hit by a car trying to get it!   7. All About the Back You love being the center of attention. Even when your back is turned, you want to make sure all eyes are on you. You briefly considered not having any bridesmaids at your wedding but decided that forcing all your friends to wear the same dress would make you and your dress stand out even more by comparison.  8. Cocktail You&amp;#039;re just fun as hell! As far as you&amp;#039;re concerned, a wedding is a big party being thrown in your honor and you&amp;#039;ll be damned if you&amp;#039;re going to let some overly long skirt and a bunch of stuffy wedding conventions get in the way of having a good time and dancing your face off. You&amp;#039;re totally going to make your grandmother do a shot with you.   9. Super-Long Train  You&amp;#039;re a princess. OK, maybe you&amp;#039;re not really a princess, but on this day, yeah, you&amp;#039;re a freaking princess and anyone who says otherwise is in for a royal butt-kicking.  10. Plunging Neckline You&amp;#039;re kind of a sadist. Not in a kinky way, necessarily. First and foremost, you wear what makes you feel good, but you also know that all that cleavage is going to shock and befuddle at least a few of your guests, and, honestly, the idea of watching your future mother-in-law&amp;#039;s brain short-circuit the first time she sees you in your dress gives you kind of a rush. Admit it, you&amp;#039;ve got goose bumps even now.  11. Heirloom You&amp;#039;re sentimental. Your wedding is less about the perfect picture, cake, or dress than it is about the traditions, stories, and histories of the two families you are bringing together. It&amp;#039;s sweet! That said, there&amp;#039;s no way you&amp;#039;re walking down the aisle with those long poufy satin sleeves. You&amp;#039;re sweet; you&amp;#039;re not blind.  12. Sheath You&amp;#039;re one of those strong, silent types \u2014 cool under pressure, precise, and detail-oriented, but never anxious. Although, if anyone comes near you and your pristine, bias-cut silk dress with so much as a cup of water, you will cut them. Is that kid eating chocolate? You knew you should have sprung for daycare.     13. Trumpet You&amp;#039;re a realist. You know this is the most popular wedding dress shape on the planet right now, but that&amp;#039;s because it looks amazing on just about everyone. Who cares if other brides wear the same silhouette? You&amp;#039;re the only one in a white dress today and you look bangin&amp;#039;. If you see anyone in so much as a white printed skirt, however, you will have one of the groomsmen escort them out of the church. Sorry aunt Rose; you should have known better.    RELATED: 15 Outrageous Pieces of Bridal Lingerie 16 Dresses You Can Absolutely NEVER Wear to a Wedding 25 Sexy Wedding Dresses That WON&amp;#039;T Get You Kicked Out of Church Follow Charles on Twitter. Do you have fashion or style questions? Submit them here or tweet your questions to our Style Editor @charlesemanning.  Photo Credit: Getty Images; Instagram; Disney; Fox 2000 Pictures, New Line Cinema; E!; Zuhair Murad; Amsale; Galia Lahav; BHLDN, Pronovias  "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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