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"https://twitter.com/jimluttrell/statuses/431377823321051136\n\nFighting the Dog Killings\n\nWe brought you the news of The Dog Purges of Sochi , but a shelter with financial backing from a Russian billionaire is trying to save strays from extermination. (New York Times)\n\nToothpaste Terror Threat in Sochi\n\nHomeland Security has warned airlines to watch out for toothpaste tubes carrying explosives. But if toothpaste is confiscated, that's okay, because it's not like Sochi has clean tap water to brush your teeth with anyway. (CNN)\n\nThe Jamaican Bobsled Team Returns at Sochi\n\n The lingering question: When will Cool Runnings 2 come out? (New York Times)\n\nCurt Schilling Diagnosed with Cancer\n\n The former star pitcher announced today that he has cancer. (CNN)\n\nWhite Chocolate, Dark Chocolate Pope\n\n Pope Francis has received a chocolate statue of himself, which is made from 1.5 tons of cocoa. Standing next to the statue in his white robes, Francis looks like the white chocolate variety of a Chocolate Pope candy. (Talking Points Memo)"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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