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"  1. Your boss will know what your O face looks like...  2. ...And so will your grandparents \u2014 and your grandchildren \u2014 thanks to Google.  3. You and Screech will be like sex-tape twins...or something.  4. Women everywhere will steal your signature sex move, including maybe your cubiclemate...or your mom.  5. When you&amp;#039;re in bed with a new guy, you&amp;#039;ll always wonder if he&amp;#039;s grabbing your boobs and thinking, &amp;quot;Hey! These looked a lot bigger on my laptop!&amp;quot;  Related Video         6. Everyone will be aware that it only takes your boyfriend 2.6 minutes to get his rocks off.  7. Anytime you say &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m coming&amp;quot; \u2014 to a bar, to a party, to a meetings \u2014 there&amp;#039;ll always be a dude with a punch line.  8. Your costar&amp;#039;s ex now has free rein to say any of the following: &amp;quot;I taught him that,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I was way better in bed,&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;I knew that my stomach was flatter!&amp;quot;  9. One word: queefing. (Mics pick up the darndest things.)  10. Your hoo-ha hairstyle will be so recognizable, people will request &amp;quot;The [insert your name here]&amp;quot; at the salon. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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