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" \n 1. Have you seen Brad&amp;#039;s beard lately? When a guy grows facial hair that fugly, he&amp;#039;s definitely not that into you anymore. 2. When the nannies are feeding the children, don&amp;#039;t forget to grab a sandwich for yourself. They&amp;#039;re called love handles for a reason. 3. No matter how adorable and oddly named your kids are, raising a huge brood can get ugly. Just ask Jon and Kate Gosselin. 4. A better world begins in the bedroom, so while we applaud her peacekeeping efforts, it probably wouldn&amp;#039;t kill Angelina to spend a little less time in Cambodia and more time in bed with Brad.  5. Exes never really go away, whether they subliminally influence how you behave in your current relationship...or whether you see them staring at you from the magazine rack every time you buy a pack of gum. 6. Opposites may attract \u2014 but the Midwestern guy who married &amp;quot;America&amp;#039;s Sweetheart&amp;quot; and the bisexual who wore a vial of her ex-husband&amp;#039;s blood around her neck probably won&amp;#039;t see eye-to-eye on everything. 7. Even if you don&amp;#039;t want to get married until gay couples are allowed to \u2014 as Brad has said \u2014 it&amp;#039;s generally a bad sign when the mother of your children tells reporters she doesn&amp;#039;t believe &amp;quot;fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship.&amp;quot; 8. You should really have the whole &amp;quot;So how many kids do you want?&amp;quot; conversation before  you start having kids. 9. If one of you has been married to Billy Bob Thornton, that person is probably crazy. 10. Hooking up with a married man rarely ends well \u2014 even if you&amp;#039;re Angelina Jolie. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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