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"  The royals are apparently trying to keep Kate Middleton&amp;#039;s behind on lock down. According to the Daily Mirror, palace officials have employed a &amp;quot;female minder&amp;quot; to stick with the Duchess on shopping excursions, trips, and, we&amp;#039;d assume, when she&amp;#039;s in the vicinity of a pesky, up-skirt-friendly helicopter. Perhaps this KMidd news should be treated more as a rumor than fact, but it&amp;#039;s news we can totally get behind.  The report comes after Middleton&amp;#039;s butt made an unexpected appearance in a German tabloid. Though the person responsible for taking the photo says she&amp;#039;ll be donating the money she earned from the sale, the royals probably don&amp;#039;t want to give anyone else the opportunity to benefit from the duchess&amp;#039;s wardrobe malfunctions.  We also hope the rumors are true because butt minder has such a great ring to it. Like a Mary Poppins for royal tushes, we can only imagine the minder will hover behind the duchess, intermittently tugging at her hemline and singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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