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" You must love him. For one thing, he&amp;#039;s lovable, professionally so. For another, he leaves nothing to chance. If he can&amp;#039;t win you over with his fame, his charm, and his good looks, he will win you over with preparation. It&amp;#039;s not that he&amp;#039;s needy, like an actor; it&amp;#039;s that he&amp;#039;s competitive, like an athlete. He&amp;#039;s always been good at making people love him; he&amp;#039;s not about to give up his edge now. Of course, he is not often challenged, and risks the fate of a fighter whose dominance is tainted by a lack of worthy opponents. A few years ago, however, he lost one of his dogs to a rattlesnake. He is a dog guy\u2014a little sign about men and dogs adorns a living-room wall otherwise dominated by signed photographs of dignitaries\u2014and he set about to get another, preferably hypoallergenic. He saw a black cocker-spaniel mix on the Web site of a rescue organization and called the number. The woman who answered said she&amp;#039;d be happy to bring the dog to his house, but then she explained that the dog had been abandoned and picked up malnourished off the street. &amp;quot;He has to love you,&amp;quot; she told George Clooney, &amp;quot;or else I have to take him back.&amp;quot; At first, he found himself getting nervous\u2014&amp;quot;freaking out.&amp;quot; What if the dog didn&amp;#039;t love him? Then he responded. &amp;quot;I had some turkey bacon in the refrigerator,&amp;quot; he says. &amp;quot;I rubbed it on me. I&amp;#039;m not kidding. When she came over, the dog went crazy. He was all over me. The woman said, &amp;#039;Oh, my God, he&amp;#039;s never like this. He loves you.&amp;#039; &amp;quot; He has told this story before. He has even told it to Esquire before. That he tells it again\u2014that it&amp;#039;s the first story he tells\u2014serves to announce what is essential about himself: that he&amp;#039;s a man who will do what it takes to win you over, even applying bacon as an unguent. I have done a few of these things\u2014celebrity profiles\u2014before. I have interviewed famous people in hotel rooms and offices, in bars and in restaurants, even, once, on top of a bridge in Sydney, Australia. Where I have not often interviewed them is at their homes. The home is the turkey bacon of the celebrity profile. It generates, if not love, then at least a sense of gratitude akin to what a dog must feel when allowed on the couch. Leonardo DiCaprio met me in a vast hotel conference room, empty but for an end table and two chairs.  George Clooney invited me to his house. Of course he did. What distinguishes Clooney from other famous people is that he reliably acts as you wish other famous people would act and does what you wish other famous people would do: often the right thing. His house is of a piece with its owner. It might be described as a man-cave writ large. It is slightly undomesticated. You have to climb to get there, up a switchbacked driveway sentried by security cameras and crowded with greenery that he refuses to cut. You can see why he says he does not have many intruders; you can also see why, when he does have intruders, he says, no shit, they usually do their intruding &amp;quot;dressed as trees.&amp;quot;  You do not see all that much of the house, even when you finally summit the driveway, so absorbed is it into its surrounding three acres and the park that begins where the three acres end. What you see is just enough Tudory brick to establish it as a home of Hollywood heritage, and what you see most of all is what welcomes you: the mouth of the three-car garage, open to reveal the only three cars George Clooney could possibly own. There is the gleaming gray Lexus. There is the black Porsche Carrera, sheathed like a sidearm in a black cover. And then there is the 1959 red Corvette convertible, glinting as comically as a hero&amp;#039;s tooth in an old Saturday-afternoon serial. For an idea of Clooney&amp;#039;s pedigree, you need an idea of the Corvette&amp;#039;s: It is original to his family. Clooney&amp;#039;s father, Nick, bought it new, back when he was a radio broadcaster in Lexington, Kentucky. George grew up with it as one of the family cars, and it now has pride of place as a sort of Playboy Philosophy on wheels. Beyond the garage stands the wooden front door, massive, slablike, arched, trellised with vines, and battering-ram resistant. To say that they don&amp;#039;t make doors like that anymore is to understate the case; they don&amp;#039;t make trees like that anymore. Some mogul must have ditched what was left of his soul for that door, and now it gives the house the stately air of a ruin behind which might very well lurk Gloria Swanson. And yet when it opens, there stands Clooney&amp;#039;s assistant, Angel, and when she walks through the dark-wood-and-leather shadows of the house to the kitchen, there stands her boss, trying to make a cup of coffee on a machine he&amp;#039;s forgotten how to use. He has been traveling a lot lately. He has been working a lot lately, more, in fact, than he has in a long time: as one of the stars of Gravity, as the director and leading man of The Monuments Men, as the producer of August: Osage County, and as the eminence of a new movie he&amp;#039;s been filming in Vancouver called Tomorrowland. His parents were also just in town. No matter: He&amp;#039;s instantly, helplessly affable, his handshake offered as forthrightly as the handle in an old voting booth. He ekes out a coffee, makes himself a tea, and takes a seat on the couch in his living room, with a large-screen TV broadcasting NFL highlights from the mantel of a stone fireplace, and the high peaked ceiling crossed by rough-hewn timbers apparently salvaged from the Fortress of Solitude after Superman decided to modernize. His dog, Einstein, squeezes in next to him; when his iPhone rings, Clooney, without answering, immediately turns it off. He is fifty-two years old. He is wearing a black hoodie zipped to the neck, blue jeans, and boots laced so assertively they squeak when he flexes his ankles. He has a long neck, upon which his long head, adorned by long ears, wobbles like a tulip. Everything is to scale with him. Many people have long eyelashes; he has lashes as long on the bottom as they are on the top. His eyes look like they&amp;#039;ve been caught by Venus flytraps. He is going gray, yes, but if you took a population sample of his hair, there is no doubt that any analysis would reveal that the numbers of black and gray hairs are evenly distributed and have achieved equipoise. He has recently showered, and a careful modicum of product lifts his hair off his forehead. He has surprisingly fine hands. He smells like soap. The day before, he gave a eulogy at the memorial service for his uncle, Dante DiPaolo. Uncle Dante was married to his Aunt Rosemary\u2014the late great American singer.  &amp;quot;I loved the guy,&amp;quot; Clooney says. &amp;quot;I got along with him a lot better than I got along with Aunt Rosie, that&amp;#039;s for sure. He was one of those guys who&amp;#039;d pull you over at a party and give you a few bucks\u2014&amp;#039;Here&amp;#039;s a little scratch; go and have a good time.&amp;#039; I held his hand when he died. He was a professional dancer\u2014you know, a real hip dude. But the memorial service was so reverential. So when I got up there, I said, &amp;#039;You know, I&amp;#039;m looking around at you people, and I&amp;#039;m reminded of Dante getting on the plane with Aunt Rosemary in the seventies, coming back from Rosemary playing the London Palladium. Some band member had given him a ball of hash. And Rosemary said, &amp;quot;What did you do with the hash?&amp;quot; And he goes, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;ve got it right here in my bag!&amp;quot; And she&amp;#039;s like, &amp;quot;Are you out of your mind? We&amp;#039;re on a plane! Get over there and flush that down the toilet!&amp;quot; And he&amp;#039;s like, &amp;quot;Aw, c&amp;#039;mon, Rosie. Flush it down the toilet?&amp;quot; And he goes to the back of the airplane, and when he comes back she says, &amp;quot;Did you flush it down the toilet?&amp;quot; And he says, &amp;quot;No.&amp;quot; And she says, &amp;quot;What did you do with it?&amp;quot; And he goes, &amp;quot;I ate it!&amp;quot; He spent the next twelve hours stoned. They carried him off the plane.&amp;#039;  &amp;quot;A lot of people laughed. But there were a lot of older people there, and there was this moment where they looked like they could have been offended, because here it&amp;#039;s a memorial and we&amp;#039;re talking about hash. And I just went, &amp;#039;Every single one of you was in a band. All of you were dancers and actors. And all of this stuff was stuff that you talked about and did!&amp;#039; &amp;quot; On the walls of Clooney&amp;#039;s home, there are a lot of photographs from powerful people, such as President Obama, who have written him in friendship and in gratitude. There is also a framed selection of neckties that once belonged to one powerful person in particular, John F. Kennedy. There are also many striking black-and-white photographs of Dino and Sammy horsing around in tuxedos. They go with the bar, which is arrayed with a swank skyline of liquors and cordials and on which is perched the figure of the fox that Wes Anderson used for the stop-motion animation of Fantastic Mr. Fox\u2014Clooney was Mr. Fox; Mr. Fox was Clooney. And then, near the front door, there is the most important artifact in a house that is both full of them and, in its own right, artifactual. It&amp;#039;s an old piece of tile, white, with some words baked on it in black. The rest of the stuff on Clooney&amp;#039;s walls, well, as he says, &amp;quot;You gotta remember that part of my life is people give me things and I put them on the wall, right?&amp;quot; He knew Sammy and Dean, a little; he knew them as a kid, growing up Rosie&amp;#039;s nephew, but even those photos came to him as gifts\u2014&amp;quot;I think I was given all of them during the Ocean&amp;#039;s period. And I like the photos, so I put them on the wall because I thought they were cool and they were fun, but I don&amp;#039;t think and live and breathe the Rat Pack life.&amp;quot; The tile is different. The tile he found after he bought the house in 1995, with ER money. A former owner left it behind. On it is written the house&amp;#039;s street number. And over the address, in paint-brushed print of aching domesticity, it says THE GABLES. Now, a lot of people, friends included, call George Clooney a throwback. He is a throwback to what they suppose was a different time that created a different kind of celebrity. A lot of people even call him the closest thing we have to Clark Gable, a mantle he has accepted to the extent that he replicated Gable&amp;#039;s rhythms and timing for O Brother, Where Art Thou? and sports a Gablean &amp;#039;stache in The Monuments Men. But there are a lot of throwbacks in this world. George Clooney is the only throwback who lives in Clark Gable&amp;#039;s freaking house. He has other houses.He has one, famously, on Lake Como, in Italy, and he has built another in Cabo. In this, he is not so much of a throwback\u2014after all, Leonardo DiCaprio has a house in Cabo. Indeed, Clooney and DiCaprio once ran into each other in Cabo and struck up a conversation based on their common interest in basketball. They each have ongoing games, and their ongoing games have attained a celebrity of their own. Clooney suggested they might play someday. DiCaprio said sure, but felt compelled to add, &amp;quot;You know, we&amp;#039;re pretty serious.&amp;quot;  They played at a neighborhood court. &amp;quot;You know, I can play,&amp;quot; Clooney says in his living room. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not great, by any means, but I played high school basketball, and I know I can play. I also know that you don&amp;#039;t talk shit unless you can play. And the thing about playing Leo is you have all these guys talking shit. We get there, and there&amp;#039;s this guy, Danny A I think his name is. Danny A is this club kid from New York. And he comes up to me and says, &amp;#039;We played once at Chelsea Piers. I kicked your ass.&amp;#039; I said, &amp;#039;I&amp;#039;ve only played at Chelsea Piers once in my life and ran the table. So if we played, you didn&amp;#039;t kick anybody&amp;#039;s ass.&amp;#039; And so then we&amp;#039;re watching them warm up, and they&amp;#039;re doing this weave around the court, and one of the guys I play with says, &amp;#039;You know we&amp;#039;re going to kill these guys, right?&amp;#039; Because they can&amp;#039;t play at all. We&amp;#039;re all like fifty years old, and we beat them three straight: 11\u20130, 11\u20130, 11\u20130. And the discrepancy between their game and how they talked about their game made me think of how important it is to have someone in your life to tell you what&amp;#039;s what. I&amp;#039;m not sure if Leo has someone like that.&amp;quot; He was not a child star\u2014but he was a star, as a child. Acutely aware of his powers now, he was not unaware of them then. &amp;quot;The first thing that I learned\u2014and I understood it at a really young age\u2014was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny. My father&amp;#039;s a really funny man, and at the time we were growing up, in the mid-sixties, and I was like seven years old, they always had dinner parties. This was back in the old days, when you would have cocktail parties and drink grasshoppers. And my dad would tell, you know, a story, something a little risqu\u00E9\u2014nothing dirty at all, just a little risqu\u00E9. And I knew that I could take the next step, right? The little-bit-dirtier version. You know\u2014&amp;#039;and deep, too!&amp;#039; And the place would explode! And Dad would kick me under the table\u2014but I always knew that I had that in my arsenal.&amp;quot; He was formed equally by the sense of having an audience and by the sensation of his father&amp;#039;s foot. Nick Clooney was not just Rosemary Clooney&amp;#039;s brother; he was the Walter Cronkite of the local affiliates in central Kentucky and southern Ohio, where Clooney grew up. Clooney remembers him as being &amp;quot;absolutely immovable in doing what was right&amp;quot;\u2014the kind of father who obliged his son to fight anyone who used the word nigger, even if that meant that his son regularly &amp;quot;got my ass kicked&amp;quot;; the kind of father who&amp;#039;d get up and leave a restaurant if he ever heard anyone make a coded remark about &amp;quot;those people,&amp;quot; even if it meant that his son couldn&amp;#039;t finish his shrimp cocktail; the kind of father who made his son work and save his money during the year so that he and the rest of the Clooneys could bring presents to the poorest family in town on Christmas morning. &amp;quot;Everybody loved my dad, because he stood for everything that was right. And he still does. But growing up that way was not nearly as fun. People love my parents, and I know that. I did not love them, for periods of time. I thought it was, you know, a crappy deal.&amp;quot; He is grateful to them now\u2014grateful, in particular, to his father, for being the guy who tells him what&amp;#039;s what; who tells him to think of the consequences of his actions before he acts; and who, when his son called to ask whether he was &amp;quot;in trouble&amp;quot; for his political stand on the Iraq war, answered thusly: &amp;quot;He was like, &amp;#039;Do you have a job?&amp;#039; I said yeah. He goes, &amp;#039;Do you have money in the bank?&amp;#039; I said yeah. So he goes, &amp;#039;Shut up. Grow up\u2014you&amp;#039;re a grown man, you know. Freedom of speech means that when you speak up, you have to be ready for people to say bad things about you. That&amp;#039;s how it works.&amp;#039; And I said, &amp;#039;Got it.&amp;#039; And you know, I knew it, but it does help to hear it from your old man.&amp;quot; Indeed, George Clooney credits Nick Clooney for what is the most striking feature of his ongoing practice of fame: his understanding that appearances matter, and that if you look like an asshole, you probably are. For example, he has declined to enlist in environmental causes not because he doesn&amp;#039;t believe in them but because he&amp;#039;s aware how it would look\u2014&amp;quot;I probably wouldn&amp;#039;t be a good spokesman for an electric car, because I&amp;#039;ll still get on a private jet, and one flight on a private jet undoes all my electric-car good deeds.&amp;quot;  It is often noted that it took him a long time to become a star. He didn&amp;#039;t get parts. Or he got bad parts on TV shows that were good or good parts on TV shows that were bad. He didn&amp;#039;t get the career-making role on ER until he was almost thirty-three. Like his friends Matt Damon and Brad Pitt, he likes to say he &amp;quot;came from somewhere&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;can still fix a fan belt&amp;quot; on a car. But he was, in many ways, born to be a star, groomed to be a star. And now, better than anyone else alive, he knows how to be one. &amp;quot;I had my Aunt Rosie, who was famous and then not, so I got a lesson in fame early on. And I understood how little it has to do with you. And also how you could use it.&amp;quot; As a result, he is not just a man with a healthy ego, as the saying goes; he&amp;#039;s a man with a healthy superego, a famous person for whom fame functions as a kind of conscience. He knows what audiences want from him, in movie theaters; what gawkers want from him, on the red carpet; what reporters want from him, in interviews\u2014and, by and large, he tries to give it to them. Even his lightheartedness derives from a sense of obligation; his casual approach to fame turns out to be one of the things he&amp;#039;s serious about. Being famous is not just what he knows how to do better than anyone else; it&amp;#039;s arguably what he knows how to do better than anything else. He is the president of a club of famous people he doesn&amp;#039;t consider assholes, and he convenes it every time he makes a movie. He has made movies with Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, John Goodman, Don Cheadle, Julia Roberts, and Cate Blanchett. He has never been in a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio or Russell Crowe.  A few months ago, I spent time with Matt Damon while he was on the set of The Monuments Men, and he told a story about Russell Crowe and George Clooney. It involved Clooney reading a poem by Crowe on the night of the British Academy of Film and Television Arts awards, with uproarious results. It was a great story but not, well, a true one. I told this to Clooney, and he said, &amp;quot;Matt&amp;#039;s a storyteller.&amp;quot; Then he said, &amp;quot;The truth is that [Crowe] did send me a book of poems to apologize for insulting the shit out of me, which he did. He picked a fight with me. He started it for no reason at all. He put out this thing saying, &amp;#039;George Clooney, Harrison Ford, and Robert De Niro are sellouts.&amp;#039; And I put out a statement saying, &amp;#039;He&amp;#039;s probably right. And I&amp;#039;m glad he told us, &amp;#039;cause Bob and Harrison and I were also thinking about starting a band, which would also fall under the heading of bad use of celebrity.&amp;#039; And that&amp;#039;s when he really went off on me. &amp;#039;Who the fuck does this guy think he is? He&amp;#039;s a Frank Sinatra wannabe.&amp;#039; He really went after me. And so I sent him a note going, &amp;#039;Dude, the only people who succeed when two famous people are fighting is People magazine. What the fuck is wrong with you?&amp;#039; &amp;quot;But then I had a year. Then I had Syriana and Good Night, and Good Luck, and he was gonna see me at the Golden Globes &amp;#039;cause he was nominated for Cinderella Man. So he sends me a disc of his music and a thing of his poetry. I think he said, &amp;#039;I was all misquoted,&amp;#039; and I was like, &amp;#039;Yeah, yeah. Whatever.&amp;#039; I did take it with me to the BAFTAs, but I didn&amp;#039;t win. I might have used it if I had won. I was nominated for four!&amp;quot; He sends a lot of e-mails. But when he is really serious or wants to keep his correspondence confidential, he writes letters. He is picky about the forms of communication he chooses. He handwrites his scripts, because &amp;quot;I like paper.&amp;quot; He is also prescriptive, as he is in most things. At his villa on Lake Como, he has had, as his houseguests, everyone from Al Gore to Walter Cronkite to Kofi Annan, and still he insists that &amp;quot;at dinner, everyone put the phones away. And so there are not a lot of photos of our times there. Because I want us to live them.&amp;quot; At his house in Los Angeles, he supported the reelection of President Obama by doing what he says was the biggest fundraiser in Democratic history. &amp;quot;Fifteen million dollars,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;right here. The president came here and there were some people who wanted to meet him. And the president and I are talking to them and they&amp;#039;re holding their smartphone cameras up like this. And I&amp;#039;m holding my hand out trying to shake their hand, and they&amp;#039;re like, &amp;#039;Smile.&amp;#039; And I said to the president, I said, &amp;#039;You know, the oddest thing about what&amp;#039;s happening right now is that we&amp;#039;ve stopped living our lives and we&amp;#039;re just recording them.&amp;#039; &amp;quot; As might be expected, he does not like Twitter. More to the point, he does not approve of Twitter, especially for a certain segment of the population. &amp;quot;If you&amp;#039;re famous, I don&amp;#039;t\u2014for the life of me\u2014I don&amp;#039;t understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. Why on God&amp;#039;s green earth would you be on Twitter? Because first of all, the worst thing you can do is make yourself more available, right? Because you&amp;#039;re going to be available to everybody. But also Twitter. So one drunken night, you come home and you&amp;#039;ve had two too many drinks and you&amp;#039;re watching TV and somebody pisses you off, and you go &amp;#039;Ehhhhh&amp;#039; and fight back. &amp;quot;And you go to sleep, and you wake up in the morning and your career is over. Or you&amp;#039;re an asshole. Or all the things you might think in the quiet of your drunken evening are suddenly blasted around the entire world before you wake up. I mean, when you see, like, Ashton Kutcher coming out going, you know, &amp;#039;Everybody leave Joe Paterno alone,&amp;#039; or whatever he said, you just go, &amp;#039;Fifteen minutes longer and a thought process and probably you wouldn&amp;#039;t have done that.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;  As a result, the famous people he admires most\u2014the ones he claims not just as friends but as club members and counterparts\u2014are those who make themselves unavailable. He loves Bill Murray, for instance, and made sure that he was in The Monuments Men. Why? &amp;quot;Because you can&amp;#039;t get to him. You can&amp;#039;t get him on the phone, he won&amp;#039;t answer your e-mails.&amp;quot; Not that Murray and Clooney strictly abjure the use of electronic communications; indeed, even as Clooney is extolling Murray&amp;#039;s talent for remaining out of reach, he produces an iPhone and scrolls to an antic photo of Clooney hamming it up with some sushi chefs. &amp;quot;We went out to dinner and Bill went to the bathroom. When he was gone, I found his phone and took pictures, so that when he got home this is what he saw.&amp;quot;  Then he finds the photo that Murray sent him a few days earlier, on the occasion of Murray&amp;#039;s birthday. It&amp;#039;s a photo of Murray standing with a few friends, showing off his birthday cake. Stamped on the cake, in icing, is an image of the smiling face of George Clooney. Clooney also admires Brad Pitt, for some of the same reasons. &amp;quot;For a long time now, Brad has been the biggest movie star in the world,&amp;quot; he says. &amp;quot;He&amp;#039;s bigger than me, bigger than DiCaprio. And I really admire how he deals with that. It&amp;#039;s not easy for him. But he tries to be the most honest version of Brad Pitt that he can be. And he also remains unavailable. He&amp;#039;s still a giant movie star because you can&amp;#039;t get to him. That doesn&amp;#039;t mean that I don&amp;#039;t think of him as incredibly talented and smart and all those things. But you also can&amp;#039;t get to him.&amp;quot;  This is not to say that Clooney can&amp;#039;t get to him. He is well aware of what kind of year Pitt had\u2014a year that &amp;quot;almost killed him.&amp;quot; And so Brad Pitt became one of the people to whom Clooney wrote. &amp;quot;I saw him in London when he was doing the World War Z reshoot. I called him up and said, &amp;#039;What are you doing? I&amp;#039;m doing reshoots.&amp;#039; He said, &amp;#039;I&amp;#039;m doing reshoots.&amp;#039; We met up. And I was like, &amp;#039;How you holding up?&amp;#039; And he took out a knife and stabbed it in the table and we drank a lot of vodka and he just said, &amp;#039;This one&amp;#039;s going to kill me, man.&amp;#039; It was a huge reshoot and Brad was putting it on his shoulders. He picked it up and put it on his shoulders and took it away from all the people who were screwing it up. Carried it over the finish line. Got it made into a film that was well reviewed and made a lot of money. And I just wrote him an e-mail and it said, &amp;#039;This one is all on you, brother. Congratulations, because I know this was a killer.&amp;#039; You know? You don&amp;#039;t want your zombie movie to be the killer, but it was.&amp;quot; Being Clooney, he does not only write to Brad Pitt, however. He also writes as Brad Pitt. A few years ago, he even had some stationery made up with Brad Pitt&amp;#039;s letterhead. Then he found a book about acting and accents and sent it to Meryl Streep, with an accompanying note. It said, &amp;quot;Dear Meryl, this book really helped me with my accent for Troy. I hope it helps you too.&amp;quot; He signed it &amp;quot;Brad Pitt.&amp;quot; Then he sent another letter to Don Cheadle on &amp;quot;Pitt&amp;#039;s&amp;quot; stationery. As long as Cheadle has been acting, he has dreamt of playing Miles Davis. So the letter informed Cheadle that Pitt&amp;#039;s production company had acquired the rights to Davis&amp;#039;s life story. The letter said that Pitt wanted him to star in it. As Charlie Parker. A few years ago, John Bolton, George Bush&amp;#039;s ambassador to the United Nations, asked Clooney to come to New York and address a special session of the Security Council on the subject of Darfur. Clooney was surprised; he was already well-known for his opposition to President Bush in general and his foreign policy in particular. &amp;quot;I asked my father, &amp;#039;Why would he invite me to do this?&amp;#039; And my dad said, &amp;#039;Because you&amp;#039;re the liberal who&amp;#039;s gonna chastise the UN, that&amp;#039;s why.&amp;#039; &amp;quot; He went, and had no problems with Bolton. It was the other members of the Security Council who were offended by the fact that an actor had been dispatched to address them. &amp;quot;Very heavy stuff. I&amp;#039;m sitting with Elie Wiesel, and the Chinese ambassadors walked out, and the Russian ambassadors walked out, because they don&amp;#039;t want to let an actor speak. And the Qatar ambassador starts off by going, &amp;#039;I have to post my protest that we would allow a very fine actor in here to speak.&amp;#039; He&amp;#039;s speaking in Arabic, and he just keeps on going: &amp;#039;How dare he come in, and who does he think he is?&amp;#039; He just goes on and on. And then the British ambassador goes, &amp;#039;Well, I have to let Mr. Clooney respond.&amp;#039; And believe me, I was very nervous doing this, but I just went, &amp;#039;You know, my translation cut out after I heard &amp;quot;very fine actor,&amp;quot; if you&amp;#039;d like to repeat it.&amp;#039; And my dad was sitting behind me and kicks me under the table. And I was nervous doing it, but you know, there&amp;#039;s that moment where you go, &amp;#039;Well, are you gonna do it?&amp;#039; And then you go, &amp;#039;Well, fuck it.&amp;#039; &amp;quot; Did he get a laugh? &amp;quot;Huge laugh.&amp;quot; He was also able to give his speech and have his say and do what he&amp;#039;d been called upon to do. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s funny, but in really stressful moments I&amp;#039;m the Zen master. I can do almost anything. In emergencies, when someone&amp;#039;s hurt . . . I&amp;#039;ve been in some really wild situations and been able to go, &amp;#039;Okay.&amp;#039; And the same thing in doing something live or anything like that. You know, they pull you up onstage and they say, &amp;#039;Do this.&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ve always found a way to say, &amp;#039;I can take a breath and I can do it.&amp;#039; &amp;quot;    He has recently written another of his letters to the current UN ambassador, Samantha Power, urging her to make the United States a party to the International Criminal Court. But overall, his political engagement has diminished since President Obama&amp;#039;s reelection. At his house, he spoke little of politics, more of his political experiences, more still of a letter he&amp;#039;d received posthumously from Ted Kennedy and the political curio that had come along with it. Kennedy had written the letter on behalf of an old friend. The friend had recently found the letter and sent it to Clooney, along with JFK&amp;#039;s wallet, circa 1946. It was not an empty wallet, either; rather it was a time capsule whose contents Clooney laid out on the coffee table as he read out loud the description of the items. There were ticket stubs to a Harvard\u2013Yale game Bobby played in, the Saint Christopher&amp;#039;s medal Kennedy had probably carried in World War II, a postcard from the Statler Hilton, &amp;quot;a very scary greeting card signed Mary,&amp;quot; and, among very many other things, &amp;quot;an empty matchbook from the Chowder Bowl, Palm Beach, which has lipstick blotted on it and I&amp;#039;m sure an interesting story behind it.&amp;quot;  It is the one gift appropriate for the man who has everything: an artifact pulled from the back pocket of a man who had, for a time, even more. Nick Clooney ran unsuccessfully for Congress; his son has always denied having any political ambitions. But Jack Kennedy&amp;#039;s wallet might as well be a piece of the True Cross for a guy who has abstained from the fame of politics to master, more than anyone, the politics of fame. He and Noah Wyle shared a lot of things, at the start. They shared a break\u2014being cast on a show that became as popular as ER. They shared the advantage of being the charismatic characters on a show anchored dutifully by Anthony Edwards. They shared an interest in liberal causes. They even wound up sharing an assistant, Angel. She worked for Wyle for two years; now she works for Clooney, and she knows better than anyone what made them, in the end, so different. It wasn&amp;#039;t just the course\u2014the outcome\u2014of their careers. It wasn&amp;#039;t just the fact that Wyle never really made it to the movies and Clooney never looked back once he left television. It wasn&amp;#039;t even that Wyle didn&amp;#039;t get lucky and Clooney did. It was that Clooney became a guy gracious enough to ascribe all that came to him as a matter of luck\u2014while holding an ingrained conviction that nothing is ever really accidental. &amp;quot;It was a hard, hard job, ER. We were working sixteen-hour days, five days a week. We were learning Latin, you know, to do the show. But you knew that you were never going to get a second chance to introduce yourself to a wide audience. And I was thirty-three. I wasn&amp;#039;t the young one there; I was the oldest one there. So I knew this was my opportunity. I think all the actors were given a bit of an opportunity that summer on a film. I think every one of them was given an opportunity. And I think most of them were so exhausted from the work that they wanted their summer off. &amp;quot;In fairness, they were also doing a lot. I had the smallest part in the show. And when [Robert Rodriguez&amp;#039;s] Dusk till Dawn came around . . . well, it was a great part for me, because it was a complete departure. And that movie changed everything for me, temperaturewise. It made it so I was going to be allowed to do some films, you know?&amp;quot; It was one of the choices that Clooney made and Wyle didn&amp;#039;t. But it wasn&amp;#039;t the most important choice. The most important choice was the choice not to do something\u2014the choice not to make a choice that Wyle eventually did. &amp;quot;George made a conscious decision not to have a family, because he was hungry,&amp;quot; Angel says. &amp;quot;Also, Noah was young and could take things for granted. George never did. George paid cash for all his houses, because he thinks that will protect him if it all goes away. Look, Grant Heslov is his writing and producing partner now. But he also is the guy who, when they were first starting out together, lent George a hundred dollars so that George could have his publicity stills made. That kind of thing still really matters to George.&amp;quot; Then she tells a story about working for George Clooney. When she first started working for him, he bought her a truck. Last year, he asked how it was running. Angel said fine. She liked the truck\u2014and the thing she especially liked about it was that it had so many dings in it she didn&amp;#039;t have to worry about it. A couple of days later, she walked out of her boss&amp;#039;s house and her truck was gone. A new one gleamed in the driveway. &amp;quot;Hey, where&amp;#039;s the Tesla?&amp;quot; I said when I was leaving his house. I was just giving him shit; I didn&amp;#039;t know if he had a Tesla or not, and was trying to see if even George Clooney was susceptible to Hollywood clich\u00E9. &amp;quot;I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. I think I was, like, number five on the list. But I&amp;#039;m telling you, I&amp;#039;ve been on the side of the road a while in that thing. And I said to them, &amp;#039;Look, guys, why am I always stuck on the side of the fucking road? Make it work, one way or another.&amp;#039; &amp;quot; We take the Lexus to the new office he and Heslov have rented for Smokehouse Pictures, another old Hollywood house with another full bar and another wall where there hangs another precious artifact, in this case the robe that once belonged to the wrestler Gorgeous George. He&amp;#039;s never been to the new office before, though, and he doesn&amp;#039;t know where he&amp;#039;s going. He won&amp;#039;t use his smartphone for directions; instead he keeps referencing the directions he printed out from a computer, because, you know, he likes paper. He drives along. He talks about Dean and Sammy and does a passable impersonation of Dean. Then he sees a billboard for the movie Gravity, which is opening that week. It&amp;#039;s his movie; and it&amp;#039;s his billboard, with his own helmeted and visored face stamped enormously upon it. As it happens, the billboard stands on the corner where he has to make his turn. &amp;quot;Oh,&amp;quot; he says, &amp;quot;they should have just said, &amp;#039;Go to the poster of you and make a right.&amp;#039; &amp;quot; It&amp;#039;s not even a smile that crosses his face. It&amp;#039;s a kind of awareness that doubles as a smile, or a wink. He signals. Then he makes a left. Published in the December 2013 issue "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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