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"Tomorrow, millions of Americans will pack their bags and head out to Thanksgiving with the fam. Most likely they&amp;amp;#8217;ll be thinking about what to cook and how to survive the weekend with relatives. Of course, those with sex on the brain (we&amp;amp;#8217;re talking about you, kittens) will be asking themselves a more titillating question: how are we going to have sex at our parents&amp;#x27; house without getting caught? There probably isn&amp;#x27;t a more awkward place to get it on than at Mom and Dad&amp;#x27;s, but going five days without sex is not always an option. Here are five tips (one for each day) for doing the deed without having to face your (or worse, his!) beet-faced mother in the morning. 1. Take a Drive Oh, darn, Mom is out of half and half. How in the world will she make her delectable sweet potatoes? Take advantage of this out and volunteer yourselves for the errand. The car doubles as the perfect place for a little nookie. Pull over somewhere secluded and hop in the backseat for some one-on-one. Make it even hotter by wearing a skirt that he can just hike up around your hips. But, whatever you do, DO NOT forget the half and half! 2. Wake Up Early We&amp;amp;#8217;re all so busy nowadays, we barely get to enjoy what has to be the best way to start the day: morning sex! Put that stiffy he wakes up with to good use and get busy while everyone else is still sleeping. 3. Don&amp;amp;#8217;t Make a Sound There&amp;amp;#8217;s something so risqu&amp;amp;eacute; about being in your childhood bedroom (hopefully your big girl bed was a queen-size!) and being bad. If you can&amp;amp;#8217;t wait until morning then turn it into a game. First one to make a sound has to make breakfast the next day. 4. Go for a Run You could also say you&amp;amp;#8217;re going for a walk or a hike, but then someone might want to tag along, ruining your chances for a romp. Sure, you probably won&amp;amp;#8217;t want to strip naked and do it against a Weeping Willow, but why not use the fallen leaves as cushion for your knees and give him the best blow job of his life? 5. Stay Home You don&amp;amp;#8217;t really want to see Breaking Dawn with your parents, do you? Insist that you&amp;amp;#8217;d both rather relax and use the down time to get caught up on work (this is where a laptop comes in handy). As soon as that door closes, the house is yours. If you&amp;amp;#8217;re feeling particularly brave, take the opportunity to hit up a new location&amp;amp;#8212;like that pool table Dad told you never to touch! Are you planning on having sex this holiday weekend? Or is it just too awkward to bear? If so, what tips will you use? Have you ever been caught? If you&amp;amp;#8217;re headed to a family member&amp;amp;#8217;s house this weekend with your beau, let us know which of our suggestions work, or if you invent any others for us to share! Read about other ways to spice up your sex life with these sex tips: *Hooking Up: A Super Sexy Move to Use Tonight! (OK to Look, Shy Readers!) * Sexy Time Gone Awry: Why I&amp;#x27;m Staying Out of the Shower with My Guy * 5 Easy Ways to Set Up Yourself For Better Sex Photo: Thinkstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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