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"   These newfangled computers these days. You&amp;#039;d think by now I&amp;#039;d have figured out how this blog-posting works (newsflash: I&amp;#039;m in my 20s) but you&amp;#039;d also think for all the TV I watch, I&amp;#039;d have figured out a way to turn my obsession into a lucrative TV executive career.  Neither of these things is true. And so, I&amp;#039;ve just realized, yesterday&amp;#039;s post did not, you know, so much, post. So here it is, in its entirety. For all those who were forced to draw their own conclusions from the events that took place on Age of Love, I apologize. Today&amp;#039;s gonna be a two-fer!! Here&amp;#039;s what I watched Monday night: Oh for crying out loud it was like Maria was going off to face a death sentence. The 40-something Age of Love contestant had decided she was going to bite the bullet and ask to be sent home. He just hadn&amp;#039;t paid enough attention to her on their beach date, and she wanted to free him up for women he might be more interested in. The lead-in was excruciating. As alligator-tears Mary remained, with Maria, the last one on the podium, Mary sobbed. &amp;quot;I will love you,&amp;quot; Maria assured her. After what? The apocalypse? &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t want you to go,&amp;quot; Mary whispered. &amp;quot;It&amp;#039;s okay. I won&amp;#039;t go anywhere. You can call me,&amp;quot; the older woman assured Mary before hugging her and telling her &amp;quot;you&amp;#039;re a beautiful woman.&amp;quot; Oh gag. Then in a stunning twist (and by &amp;quot;stunning&amp;quot; I mean &amp;quot;boooring&amp;quot;) Mark convinced Maria to stay. Maria agreed, but forgot all about her new best friend, who was left realizing she had just been rejected. And then oh no. She did the crazy just-rejected girl thing, a patented crazy girl move that is two-fold. First, she told him he had just made a huge mistake. &amp;quot;You&amp;#039;re really missing out, cause there&amp;#039;s a lot to know about me,&amp;quot; she told him. Then, she wished him luck in his future endeavors. &amp;quot;Hopefully you can do a little better this next round, okay?&amp;quot; she said, with perkiness that only comes from Crazy Girl adrenaline. &amp;quot;Good luck \u2013 because you&amp;#039;re going to need it.&amp;quot; Mark seemed anxious just to get the whole thing over and tell his friends the story. Sometimes it seems like Gordon Ramsay is tough on the contestants on Hell&amp;#039;s Kitchen. He screams at them, berates them, calls one of them &amp;quot;donkey&amp;quot; and makes fun of them as they crack under the pressure. It&amp;#039;s mean. And then other times, it seems like they really, really deserve to get yelled at. At one point last night, Bonnie was blissfully cooking away in the middle of the frenzied dinner service \u2013 on a cold stove. She hadn&amp;#039;t turned the gas on. If she was wondering what was going wrong, that was probably where she could have pinpointed the problem. It laid with the turned-off stove. Ramsay went berserk \u2013 but still did not throw her off. He sent Brad home instead, for being a bad team player. And, you know, not a hot blond. \u2014 Amy DiLuna Chef Ramsay \u2014 too tough on the poor sensitive souls in the kitchen? Or do they deserve what they get? Let it all out in comments! "^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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