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"Talking dirty can be super hot for some and just awkward for others. And certain phrases are just a mess no matter which way you shake it. Wait, you want me use this hat to do what to your where?! A prime example of dirty talk gone wrong is the hilariously inappropriate &amp;amp;#8220;the panties your mother laid out for you&amp;amp;#8221; scene from Seinfeld. It&amp;amp;#8217;s safe to say that mentioning parents while getting busy is a recipe for disaster. I polled a few friends for the unsexiest phrases they&amp;amp;#8217;ve ever heard (or said) in bed and was chuckling over their responses: 1. &amp;amp;#8220;Ay mami,&amp;amp;#8221; cooed a young buck to a friend of mine. She felt weirded out and annoyed that he seemed to be pointing out their age difference. 2. &amp;amp;#8220;Who&amp;amp;#8217;s your daddy?&amp;amp;#8221; asked a pal&amp;amp;#8217;s former bed buddy. She was instantly turned off and cut the session off right then and there. Though I&amp;amp;#8217;ve been told some people kind of dig this one. 3. &amp;amp;#8220;Whack-a-mole me!&amp;amp;#8221; exclaimed a woman to one of my guy friends. He was encouraged and yes slightly turned on, but couldn&amp;amp;#8217;t help but laugh. 4. &amp;amp;#8220;You&amp;amp;#8217;re better than my ex,&amp;amp;#8221; said one breathless lover to another friend of mine. Their tryst did not last much longer. 5. &amp;amp;#8220;This is hotter than toast!&amp;amp;#8221; shouted one super turned on pal to lover. He laughed and they continued the action. What&amp;amp;#8217;s the unsexiest, funniest or silliest thing you&amp;amp;#8217;ve ever heard (or said) in bed? Was the phrase so out there that it ended your romp? Or did you just laugh and continue hooking up? Even more on hooking up&amp;amp;#133; * Oral Sex: Officially Legal in Louisiana! Plus 8 of Our Favorite Oral Sex Euphemisms * Sex Tips: Heat Up Your Next Hooking Up Session With This Easy Move! * My Wildest Sexual Experience: He Got Seconds! More Ways to Get Glamour: NEW! Now You Can Read Glamour on Flipboard! Visit ShopGlamour.com for cute stuff starting at just $10! Download Glamour Magazine for your iPad--print subscribers, it&amp;amp;#8217;s now part of your subscription plan! Enter the latest Glamour sweepstakes! Follow us on Twitter. Photo: Comstock"^^<http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema#string>
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