Despatches from the House of Commons
1030 GMT, THURSDAY 7 FEBRUARY
Ever wondered what happens to MPs who have managed to hang on to their seats for years without ever making it onto the frontbech?
The Lib Dems Paul Keetch, who is to stand down at the next election after suffering a heart scare last year, offers the following depressing insight.
Mr Keetch suffered a heart attack on an a transatlantic flight
"You look around the House of Commons and see some members who have been there for 15, 20, 25 years and who are frankly doing nothing, particularly the ones with large majorities.
"It is not part of my plan to be hanging around the chamber waiting for death. Seeing the awful number of MPs in all parties who really should have moved on and done something else in their lives has spurred me on," he told the House magazine.
That's cheered me up.
1030 GMT, WEDNESDAY 6 FEBRUARY
Good to see at least one MP has got her priorities right - even if it does land her in trouble with her boss.
Tory Nadine Dorries reveals in her blog that, just as she was about to give a talk at a local school she received a phone call from the party's chief whip telling her David Cameron was calling a meeting of MPs for 10.15 and to be there.
Ms Dorries risked upsetting David Cameron
"I couldn't let the teachers or the students down, so I sent my apologies and went into the school. That's me in trouble again then," she said.
Ah yes, but good choice. After all, you only have the luxury of being able to bunk off such meetings if you are an MP in the first place.
And suggesting you put local voters and their children ahead of the party leader is a good start.
1230 GMT, TUESDAY 5 FEBRUARY
Politicians are not normally known for their ability to keep their opinions to themselves.
But, as the row over MPs expenses continues to rumble around Westminster, there is one issue on which they simply will not speak publicly.
MPs are reluctant to criticise the Speaker
It is on the relative merits of Commons Speaker Michael Martin, who will lead the review of the current system.
Many MPs on all sides will privately point out Mr Martin has come to the end of the traditional period in office for a Speaker, and will express their bemusement at his refusal to show any sign of being ready to retire.
Others have even gone so far as to question whether he really is the right man to lead the inquiry into MPs expenses, claiming he tends to support the status quo.
They may be well wide of the mark, and Mr Speaker may yet preside over the most radical shake-up in transparency rules yet seen in Westminster.
But, either way, just try getting anyone to say so on the record.
Why are they so afraid to speak out? Just listen to Tory leader David Cameron when asked just such a question as he unveiled his proposals to publish his frontbenchers' expenses details.
"I want to make sure I am called tomorrow at Prime Minister's Questions," he joked. At least, I think it was a joke.