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Sunday, 31 December, 2000, 03:38 GMT
The BBC's Andrew Dinwoodie takes a look back at some of the year's more bizarre events
Much of the world may be a less religious and less superstitious place than it was at the turn of the millennium, but the year began with a collective sigh of relief that one particular cataclysm had failed to materialise.
Governments and businesses around the world had spent billions of dollars trying to counter the Y2K bug, a defect whereby many older and unrectified computers would assume that the year following 1999 was 1900.
Those governments who had spent vast sums on the millennium bug problem chose to believe that their investment had paid off.
But there were other countries, like Italy, where the government spent little more than the cost of a pizza fighting the bug. They seemed to think that if they ignored it, it would go away... and it duly did.
Late tape scrape
But the doomsayers were able to point to one example of the catastrophe they had all dreaded. In New York State, video store owner Terry Field opened his shop for business.
"And then the first customer came in with an overdue video tape. On the screen a late charge was registered. It took a long time to total up, and it came to $91,250.
"Instead of one day late, it had registered as one hundred years overdue."
Despite the bug's non-appearance, computers seemed to be as much a cause of frustration in the new millennium as they had in the last.
"Sadly, we discovered a young gentleman who was so incensed with his computer, that he actually took a breadknife to the keyboard, stabbing it incessantly," said survey co-ordinator Aled Miles.
Although the world survived 31 December 1999 in a more or less reasonable state, the Earth itself did undergo some changes, most notably to some of its dimensions.
"Our measurements show that the gravitational constant is just a little bit bigger than what it was assumed to be before," said Professor Jens Gundlach from the Washington University.
"That means that the Earth is just a little bit lighter than what we thought."
Ever-resourceful human beings, however, were attempting to make up for the Earth's drastic weight loss.
For the first time, the number of overweight people in the world was equal to the number of the undernourished.
Their spokesman, Brian Hellawell, estimated that both underfed and overfed totalled about 1.2 billion.
The sporting event of the year - the Olympics Games in Sydney - was generally reckoned to be the best ever.
Moussambani won the hearts of millions of viewers around the world as he struggled to complete his 100m freestyle qualifying swim - the slowest-ever Olympic time.
But Eric the Eel, as he became known, found himself less popular in his own country.
Although he only learnt to swim at all at the beginning of the year, he was told he had shamed his nation, and was banned from using the country's only swimming pool.
Other sportsmen without honour in their own country were the national football team of the Ivory Coast.
They were expected to perform well in the African Nations Cup, but after being knocked out in the first round, found themselves out of favour with the country's former military leader, General Robert Guei.
The general gave them time to contemplate their failings - in jail.
"You must endeavour to meet the people's expectations with success. You saw them play, you knew their hearts weren't in it. So we made a point of teaching them this lesson," he said.
In Russia, scientists developed petrol-powered boots that propel the wearer into the air at a speed of more than 30km an hour.
According to the developers, they could be used by rescue workers in difficult terrain, or by postal workers delivering the mail.
Another age-old problem tackled in Denmark this year was that of sweaty pigs.
"Pigs don't sweat very easily, and get uncomfortable in the summer heat. So the answer," says Eleing Christiansen of the ruling Social Democrats, "is a nice cool shower."
"Here in Denmark we put animal welfare on top of our agenda, together with food safety, because we want to deliver good quality bacon to consumers."
Quality control was also top of the agenda when one well-known multinational hamburger chain said it would investigate claims that a child found a portion of lizard in its French fries - if the reptile were produced as evidence.
"As I was driving along, Toby was eating his chips, and he shouted out, "I've found a lizard!"
"I thought it was one of those toys that you get in children's meals, then I glanced back and Toby was there with a lizard in between his fingers," she said.
Act of cod?
All sorts of horror stories came out of factory farms, where animals are intensively and artificially reared to provide cheap food.
In Australia, workers at the Fine Kettle of Fish factory in Queensland opened up a giant codfish - and found a man's head inside.
"It certainly was horrendous," said Graham Hopkirk, director of the seafood wholesalers.
The police were working on the theory that the remains might be those of a fisherman who had gone missing several days before the gruesome find.
"It was certainly a big fish... all we can assume is that somehow the head has been severed at some point, and the cod came up and just sucked the head into its stomach," said Mr Hopkirk.
Sealed with a kiss
Marine life struck back again in New Zealand - in the form of an enormous elephant seal as big as 20 overweight men.
Used to lording it over a harem of dozens of females, Homer found himself at a bit of a loose end, and had to fall back on the town's compliant population of motor vehicles.
"Homer has caused a bit of a problem when he has got this itch," said local conservationist Andy Bassett. "He's actually attracted to cars, and his two tonnes rubbing on a car makes a bit of a dent."
"We are hoping that he will take off and go back to the sub-Antarctic and try to look for lady friends down there, but at the moment he's quite happy in Gisborne."
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