title: i18n with gettext but without the locale hassle?
body: <p>I am looking for a standards-compliant way to store multi-language content for a Web Application. Until now, I have employed my own "translate()" functions that read data from a file or a dictionary table in a database. However, keeping the dictionaries up to date in a database table is very cumbersome if you work with different copies of the web app.</p>
  
  <p>I like gettext because there is a multitude of tools available for it. However, I develop applications for different platforms. I am absolutely unwilling to deal with the crappy ways of setlocale() and consorts - namely the dozens of different locale string variations differing from system to system that you need to provide for to get it working. Never ever. I have a set of languages - say de, en, and es - and I want to load the appropriate dictionary and work with _() without touching setlocale() or bindtexdomain() once.</p>
  
  <p>Is this somehow possible using gettext? Or does somebody know another simple, small, fast (!) i18n solution for PHP that can work with .po/.mo files, preferably without requiring a PHP extension?</p>