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SMS of the YEAR – I AM ANDY
Not Because Of Who I Am
This morning i received 5 missed call from an unknown number. I was on my scooter to work that time, so i could not answer the call.
30 minutes after i reached office. Beeeepp! (sms tone) and I got this from the same number..
I ignored for a while before i replied..
Not long after that another sms coming in, with extra “Spicy” flavour.
Bangang.. Stupid and whatsoever.. (i’m not going to translate, no mood..)
I was sooo madddd.. so i decided to dial the number..
a little kid answered the call.. “Hello”
Me   : Hello.. panggil mak
Kid  : Hello siapa ni? Ayah?
Me   : Panggil mak cepat..
Kid  : Siapa ni?
Me   : Adik, panggil mak.
Kid  : Ni siapa?
Me  : Panggil Mak! (with extra high voltage)
Kid  : (called her mum.. “ibu! ada orang nak cakap”)
Then a lady pick up the phone..
Me    : Hello akak, kenapa sms macam tu.. saya dah cakap salah nombor, kan?
Lady : Ini bukan 014 ke?
Me    : Bukan… nombor saya 016
Me    : Iye… 016.. Nombor saya 016
Lady  : Nanti kejap saya check..
Few minutes later i called that lady again..
She rejected my call for few times. Huh. Then I SMS..
But about half an hour later…
My goodness.. This is too MUCH! You must be kidding me. I said WRONG NUMBERRRRRR!
[tags]wrong number, sms, roti canai, tose, husband,wife, sick[/tags]
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ROFL. Much to your annoyance, i can imagine, during that time, looking back, this must’ve been a funny episode. How clueless are the people on the other end. You should’ve texted ‘nombor suami sendiri pun tak tau ke?’.
[Me : Yala… I should have replied that.. “nombor suami sendiri pun tak tau ker?”. But I afraid, the episode of the story never ending..]
LOL….damn luckily…. Can’t you just ignore them? She should call her husband instead of sms-ing.
[Me : Ya, I should have ignored her. Haha!]
I would have ignored the first SMS but your story is just too funny… hahaha 😀
[Me : So weird lar for me. Calling the husband bangang.. and stupid summore. Heh!]
[Me : Haha.. Super]
[Me : Boleh tahan juak laa..]
tu tandanya.. Tuhan suruh ko kawin cepat.. muahahahaha
[Me : Nak buat camna.. ataupun aku kena bukak bisness jual tosei, roti canai dan roti telur.]
lagu for that day; Pagi Yang Gelap, now have a different meaning =D
[Me: Made my day. Really. :P]
Is this for real ka dude? Silly naa juak org yaa… I think u salah bawa hantu kuning kot… Abang nanti blk beli roti canai telur dan tosai ini jim perut suruh…..memang sms of the year…worth ignored jak cip… I faced this kind of situation before, but yours is the ultimate hilarious!
[Me : Yo jim! Yeah.. based on the true story. Serious stuff, dude!]
alamak dear! baru baca…no wonder mood hangat je! ahahahhaa…thou the wife is rude, anak dea mendengar kata jugak…eh, u sure u r not the hubby?
[Me: Hey, of course i’m not the husband! 😛 ]
Nak gelak pun ada nak kesian pun ada. Tapi sememangnya makcik tuh memang lah takdak budi bahasa.
ha ha ha sakitnya buah pinggang aku gelak ha ha
lahaiii ada jugak ek manusia jenis ni kat dunia nie?
rasanya stkat hidup myusahkan org mati lg baik kot huhuhu
xbau syurga tau kalo derhaka kat suami..
haha ni betul2 kelakar siot! 😀
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