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Februarie | 2009 | Parkes se Blog
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The Flat White Snot Blog
Posted: Februarie 27, 2009 in Uncategorized
n Jong man kom een aand tuis en sy vrou omhels hom en se “Liefie, ek het goeie nuus. Ek is n maand laat. Ek dink ons gaan n baba kry! Die dokter het my vandag getoets, maar totdat ons sekerheid kry, mag ons vir niemand se nie”
Die volgende dag lui n man van die elektrisiteitmaatskappy die deurklokkie omdat die paartjie nog nie hul rekening vereffen het nie.
Is u Mev Smit? U is n maand laat, weet u?
Hoe weet u dit? stotter die vroutjie.
Wel, Mevrou, dis in ons leer, se die man van die elektrisiteitsmaatskappy.
Wel, ek sal eers vanaand met my man praat. Die aand vertel sy vir haar man van die besoek.
Mal van woede storm hy vroeg die volgende oggend na die kantoor van die elektrisiteitmaatskappy.
Wat gaan hier aan? Dis in jul leer dat my vrou n maand laat is!
Hoe weet julle dit? skreeu hy!
Bly net kalm, se die klerk, dis niks ernstig nie. Al wat jy moet doen is om te betaal.
Betaal? En as ek weier?
Wel, Meneer dan is sny die enigste opsie.
En wat van my vrou?
Ek weet nie. Sy sal seker maar n kers moet gebruik.
Have an awesome Thursday!!!
Posted: Februarie 26, 2009 in Uncategorized
Die moed …. om sonder voorbehoud te glo.
Posted: Februarie 25, 2009 in Uncategorized
Mense dink dalk dat die kruis en dit wat daar gebeur het nie sin maak nie. Dit is egter die manier waarop God besluit het om mense uit hul sonde na Hom toe terug te bring. Ek praat van mense wat God vertrou ( 1 Korintiers 1:21)
Jy glo dat wanneer jy die kraan oopdraai, daar water sal uitkom, wanneer jy jou motor se petrolpedaal trap, dit sal beweeg, dat daar lig sal wees wanneer jy die skakelaar aansit en dat die mikrogolfoond die melk kan opwarm.
Solly Ozrovech skryf; Ons ry sonder ondersoek oor brue, in ons harte daarvan oortuig dat die brug nie onder ons sal inmekaarsak nie. Maar net sodra dit  by God kom, het ons n probleem met geloof!
Om te kan glo moet jy God met jou hele hart vetrou. Jy moet Hom op sy Woord neem, Hom aanvaar as die Here wat jou kan red en elke dag met die oortuiging leef dat Hy vir alles in jou lewe sal voorsien.
Wanneer jy so glo, gebeur daar iets in jou lewe.Dan leef jy makliker, want dan leef jy met onvoorwaardelike vertroue in die almagtige Here.
Priest VS Little Boy
Posted: Februarie 24, 2009 in Uncategorized
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man who was a priest, said, I am a Father.
The little boy replied, My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.
The priest looked up from his book answered “Iam the father of many”
The boy said “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!”
The priest getting impatient, said “I am the Father of hundreds, and went back reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinkink for a while, then leaned over and said, “Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.”
This is beautiful advice
Posted: Februarie 20, 2009 in Uncategorized
An angel says, Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn’t happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won’t fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your menthal health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time: don’t limp the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Seperate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety. If you can’t do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don’t use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps etc.
14. K.M.S.(Keep Mouth Shut) This single piece of advice can prevent an enourmous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
19. Get organized so everything has it’s place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don’t wait until it’s time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good ‘Thank you Jesus’
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can)
31. Be king to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32.  Sit on your ego.
33.Talk less: listen more.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you’re grateful for that you’ve never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
‘If God is for us, who can be against us?’ (Romans 8:31)
Posted: Februarie 19, 2009 in Uncategorized
Every Sunrise is a present.
A gift from God above,
Gift-wrapped with scarlet ribbons,
Tied with bows of love.
Each day’s a new beginning,
A time to start anew,
While all the stars are sleeping,
The rose is fresh with dew.
Each day’s a new creation,
Too lovely to ignore,
We may find a blessing,
Just outside our door.
We cannot keep the past,
Like fireflies in a jar,
Nor journey to the future,
By wishing on a star.
Every sunrise is a blessing,
A gift for just today,
Embrace it before it fades away!
Posted: Februarie 17, 2009 in Uncategorized
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