President Obamaâs Birth Certificate Sells For $3.4 Million At Auction
Â At a political fundraising auction MondayÂ night, the only known copy of President Obamaâs birth certificate sold for a whopping $3.4 million dollars to a private bidder. The bids from Rush Limbaugh and Donald Trump both fell short in a bidding war that raised money for the DNC. Speculation as toÂ who actually was the highest bidder ranges from ultra-liberal George Soros, to the Republic of China.Â âI donât know who bought my birth certificate, nor do I care, although Iâm sure conservative conspiracies theories will keep FOX NEWS busy for months to come,â said President Obama. âThe reason Iâm here today is to announce a new alliance with Iran. I am lifting all restrictions on their nuclear enrichment programs. After talking to Iranâs Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, I have decided that he has many valid points, and he has convinced me on his views of the holocaust being a lie, and that the Jews are the root of all evil in the world. On KhameneiÂ advice, the United States will no longer recognize the State of Israel and I will stand with him in declaring Israelis as unlawful occupiers of the holy land. I would like to stress my changed stand on Iran has nothing to do with my birth certificate. Khamenei is just a very well-spoken person who has changed my mind on some things. He certainly didnât buy my birth certificate and is blackmailing me with its information, and anyone who says otherwise is a racist.ââIt is clear our country has just been sold to the highest bidder,â said Republican talk radio show host Rush Limbaugh. âPresident Hussein Obama has signed a death certificate for our closest friends, the Israelis, just to protect his dirty little secret that he is not a natural-born citizen. Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States is being blackmailed by a foreign government. It shouldâve been me who won the bidding, and then this wouldnât be happening. I told Trump we should pool our money and team up in the bidding, but that guys ego is bigger than his buildings.âÂ