50 Shades of Grey: The Video Game
Getting your hands cuffed to your own ankles while being virtually spanked and having various orifices penetrated became an entertainment option for millions of under-fulfilled housewives today with the release of âFifty Shades of Grey: The Video Gameâ on PlayStation and Xbox. And the new interactive game doesnât leave men out of the bondage (BDSM) fun as gamers can choose to be either dominant, penis-packing Christian Grey or submissive, okay-stick-it-anywhere Ana Steele.âGet to the root of any video game and itâs all about the pursuit of kind, romantic hero-sex,â said Sam Houser, President of Rockstar Games, publisher of the Grand Theft Auto series, as he announced the launch of the new game.âFifty Shades of Grey: The Video Game is one penetrating game Iâve got to tell you.ââHandcuffs? For sure. Whips? You bet. Cucumbers? Your call.ââThis game puts you in controlâ¦with an agreed-upon safe word of course.âThe Fifty Shades of Grey movie has screamed to the top of box office sales since its launch and two theater (âtheatreâ in Canada and the U.K.) chains are reportedly now providing âDo Not Disturbâ signs for bathroom stalls. The N.Y. Times is reporting that there were 17 in-theater arrests during the movie this past weekend mostly involving middle-aged people disrupting other viewers by moaning or shouting âIâm looking up there Ida but I canât find my car keys.ââPlay Fifty Shades of Grey: The Video Gameâ¦get your honest freak on I guess,â said Houser.âI played it last nightâ¦good timesâ