Man Has Baby Doll Surgically Implanted In His Body
Houston transsexual Mark Miller not only claimed to be a woman trapped in a manâs body, but a pregnant woman trapped in a manâs body. In what many have called a ridiculous and unnecessary surgery, Mr. Miller has had a baby doll surgically implanted in his body.Â âWell, believe it or not, this surgery was covered by Obamacare. I donât get paid to make moral decisions, but as long as I get paid, Iâll do whatever the patient wants,â said Millerâs surgeon, Stephen Smith. âAfter sterilizing the doll Mr. Miller brought in, the surgery was pretty straight forward. Curiously, he didnât want the doll implanted inside him, he wanted it more, likeâ¦infused into his body. Heâs a strange fellow. Regardless, Miller is doing very well, and if he is ever ready for a sex change, Iâll be there for him, because Obamacare covers that, too.ââFor the first time in my life, I feel complete,â said Miller. âI look great, I feel pregnant, and without all that yucky morning sickness. When I put on makeup and a dress and look in the mirror, I finally see my true self. Itâs also going to help my sex life; Â you would be amazed at how many men love a pregnant woman, especially one as hairy as I am. The best part is when you press my belly button, you can hear my baby doll say âMa-Ma.âÂ Iâve never been happier.ââYou see, this why we have to repeal Obamacare,â said Senator Ted Cruz. âThis is sick, and a slap in the face of God. If you want to be proud to be a Texan and an American again, vote for me to be the next President and Iâll repeal Obamacare and ship these homo-Americans to MassachusettsÂ where they belong.âÂ