Homophobic iPad owners furious at Tim Cook for making things they love
Homophobic iPad and iPhone owners have reacted to the news that Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay by angrily punching messages of hateÂ into a device they absolutely love. The Apple CEO came out in an essay for Bloomberg Businessweek in the hope it might inspire others in a minority to aspire to greater things, and to ruin the day of tech-savvy homophobes everywhere. As a result of the announcement, homophobic technology users across the world have been left confused and angry Cookâs sexual preference. Homophobe Simon Williams said, âI love my iPad, but I hate the gays. So Iâm writing angrily on social mediaÂ into this thing I love about these people I hate.â âBut I can only hate them online, which I love doing, because the people I hate made this thing I love. Which I hate.â âLook, now my brain hurts.â âProbably because my iPhone is trying to push gay brain raysÂ into my 100% straight head. I bet thatâs what heâs been up to all this time!â Other homophobes have said they will readily take their business to another mobile platform, just as soon another platform is willing toÂ confirm that they do not employ any âfilthy homosexualsâ. Dave Matthews, who would like it known is â100% into chicksâ, told us, âGays should stick to making things like dresses and wallpaper, not brilliant consumer technology â itâs not right, not according to the Bibleâ âI tell you now, Iâll go to Android tomorrow â if Google can just quickly announce there are no gays whatsoever amongst their employees. Not one.â âHell, Iâm so angry right now Iâd even consider moving to Windows mobile, but they had all better be super straight over in Seattle.â