25 years of technology improvement still failing to make morons âproductiveâ
Technology enhancements over the last 25 years have made massive strides in improving human productivity, except amongst the moron population. New research carried out by Markel has quantified the exact improvements in speed, processing power and storage inÂ technology over the last 25 years, highlighting the inability of idiots everywhere to capitalise. Lead researcher Dr Michael Matthews told us, âThe iPhone 6 is 65Â times more powerful than the average computer in 1990, yet the average moron is still only twiceÂ as productive as they were back then.â âIf you look at that purely as a mathematical equation, it means that your average moron is 32 times more stupid than one you might have encountered back in 1990.â âThatâs a shocking statistic, unless like me, youâre surrounded by morons whose ability to simply survive the day appears to beÂ nothing short of miraculous.â 25 years ago the average hard drive was just 16MB â barely enough for the average moron to video themselves doing something life-threatening, compared to an incredible one terabyte on most home computers today. Matthews went on, âThat is literally days worth of video the average borderline simpleton can keep on his computer of him doing stupid things that heÂ believes make him look clever.â âThe world is now choc-full of data and filesÂ created by morons, YouTube alone gets 3 days worth uploaded every minute, but thankfully technology has advanced quicker than theseÂ idiots can create content.â âThereâll always be enough for the rest of us to use.â 25 years of tech improvements 25 years of tech improvements Morons have welcomed the technology enhancements brought during the last 25 years, claiming it makes everything âbrilliantâ. Confirmed moron Simon Williams told us, âTechnology, yeah, itÂ isÂ brilliant, isnât it?â âI mean can you imagine how slow Candy Crush saga would be on a 1990 computer â it would be unplayable.â âHow many Candy Crush lives do you think weâll get in another 25 years, in the year 2050.â âI bet it will be like a hundred.â