Nick Clegg Opens Up About His Oral Technique
The Deputy PrimeÂ MinisterÂ of the United Kingdom claimed today that he is "supremely talented" at performing orally upon women. In an exclusive, wide-ranging interview with The Daily Currant, Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg boasts that he has performedÂ the act "over 500 times" and now considers himself an expert in the practice. He also believes that Britain should stay at the heart of the European Union, and that proportional representation is inevitable in the House of Commons. The stunningly frank interview bears echos of Clegg's infamous 2008 exchange with men's magazine GQ in which boasted of havingÂ slept with "no more than 30" women and rated himself an above average lover. Â  Extracts from today's interview appear below. -- DC: Prime Minister David Cameron recently announced his intention to hold aÂ referendumÂ onÂ Britain'sÂ futureÂ in the European Union. What is your position on the right for Britons to decide their own role in Europe?Â  NC: Well, I certainly feel that theÂ referendumÂ is a mistake.Â BritainÂ has benefited enormously from its membership in the EU, and we should be moving closer to our friends on theÂ continent, not further away. DC:Â But what is your objection to aÂ referendum? Shouldn't citizens decide this issue for themselves?Â  NC:Â Well no actually. We live in a republic, not a democracy. Our elected leaders should decide these matters because unlike voters they aren't entirely hostage to the whims of the moment. Imagine if we had held a majority vote on going to war with Germany or the decolonisation of India. Sometimes referendums simply aren't the right choice. DC: Nick, you've been very open about your sexual history in the past. You've admitted that you've slept with around 30 women, for example. Â So our readers would love to know, what's your favorite sex act and why? NC:Â  First let me start by saying that I appreciate all sexual practices. Vaginal penetration, analÂ experimentation, and oralÂ satisfactionÂ all have a place in my sexual repertoire. If IÂ absolutelyÂ had to choose aÂ favorite, however, I would have to say that performing oral sex on a woman is the sex act I enjoy most. DC: Â That's an interestingÂ choice. Why do you prefer giving? NC:Â  I suppose you could say that like mostÂ politiciansÂ I am a natural people-pleaser. DC:Â Do you have any tips for our readers on how to perform cunnilingus properly to maximize satisfaction?n NC:Â Yes, the key to a good cunnilingus session is diversity in licking motions. You have to vary soft, loving licks with hard, animalistic tongueÂ thrusts. Don't forget to put your primary focus on the clitoris, while still being careful not to overstimulate. Personally, I think it's important to listen to a woman's body as you're pleasuring her. Try to imagine what she wants next. DCÂ  Your plan to introduce proportionalÂ representationÂ into ParliamentÂ failedÂ spectacularly. Will you try again to moveÂ BritainÂ away from the first-past-the-post model? Or are you satisfied with the status quo? NCÂ Well the Liberal Democrats are certainly not happy with the status quo. Our current system of electingÂ parliamentÂ is vastly undemocratic. A party can get 20 percent of the vote, and yet only 5 percent of the seats. I am convinced that BritainÂ will one day realize thatÂ proportionalÂ representation is a necessaryÂ feature of aÂ modern democracy. -- Nick Clegg is the longtime leader of the pro-European LiberalÂ DemocraticÂ party, and currently serves as Deputy Prime Minister as the minority partner in a coalition government with the Conservative Party.