New smart wristband âdetects bullshit claims made by smart wristbandsâ
A new smart wristband has gone on to the market that claims to detect bullshit claims made byÂ other smart wristbands. âI noticed an awful lot of claims made by new smart wristbands were bullshit,â said inventor John Greene. âThere are smart wristbands that claim to track your calorie intake, monitor the quality of your sleep, make you a more considerate lover, defeat evil, let you fly.â âConsumers need a device to alert them to these bullshit claims, and what better device than a smart wristband.â The smart wristband is a simple plain black wristband that will discreetly vibrate when it detects bullshit smart wristband claims. Tech fans were excited by the announcement âA new smart wristband?â exclaimed geek Simon Williams. âBrilliant, thatâll go with my google glasses, fitbit charge, pebble watch, smart wig, smart shoes and smart bra.â âObviously, I only bought the smart bra as a collectorâs piece. I hardly ever wear it.â The model we received to test seemed to be malfunctioning as the only smart wristband in the vicinity was the test unit itself, yet when we switched it on it vibrated anyway. The device is due on the market soon and is expected to cost an awful lot more than youâd imagine.