Man with IOS7 walking around office like he owns the place
32 year-old office worker Simon Williams is walking around the office showing off IOS 7 on his iPhone 5 like he Goddamn owns the place, according to reports this morning. After a frantic evening involving a three-hour download and multiple failed installs, Williams is telling anyone whoâll listen how wonderful his life now is. âYeah, I just installed it and now Iâve got it,â he told Sharon, the new receptionist. âAnd if I make a mistake doing anything, all I have to do is shake the device. Which is cool, as I do a lot of that.â Others in the office have pretended to be busy when approached by Williams, for fear of hearing how he can now add filters to his photos like everyone else has been doing for the last two years. Account Manager Dave Smith said heâd been approached by Williams twice already this morning over some pretence that he needed to show him how Siri was organising his dairy. He told us, âI mean, heâs a junior accountant for Godâs sake, his diary is filled with âput more stuff into spreadsheetsâ. Â You donât need a virtual assistant for that.â âAnd like I told him, IOS7 wonât get him a girlfriend.â Williams concluded, âYes, but look at this, I can turn off wifi with a swipe of my finger.â