Arseholes confused about Godâs plan for homosexuals
RELIGIOUS homophobes are unclear about why God is letting HIV become less infectious. Hate-fuelled zealotÂ Roy Hobbs said: âWhen Aids came along it was clear to me that this was Godâs wrath against deviants, just as cancer is Godâs way of punishing people for nothing in particular. âNow theyâre saying that the HIV virus, which as I understand it is made of tiny angry angels, is evolving to become less deadly. âIâm just confused as to why God would do that. I mean thereâs still loads of homosexuals around, you only have to turn on Channel 4 or any programme about cakes. âIâve never imagined God as the sort of being who is wrathful for a bit and then sort of chills out. âI feel so tense and confused. If only I was allowed to have a wank, that might help.â