Weather breakthrough prompts idiot to bang on about chaos theory
LONG-RANGE weather forecasting is impossible because of the chaos theory, according to office worker Tom Logan.Â  Reports of a breakthrough in predicting weather have been met with cynicism by 39-year-old Logan, who knows all about science because he watched a Channel 4 programme in the 90s about butterflies flapping their wings. He said: âHavenât these people even heard of the chaos theory? Itâs all about fractal patterns like you used to get at raves. âThere was a book about in too, probably called âThe Chaos Theoryâ or maybe âTheory of Chaosâ. âAnyway it explains whyÂ you canât predict the weather. It is folly to try.â Loganâs line manager Emma Bradford said: âI predict with 100% accuracy that he will get sacked unless he shuts up and does some work.â