BMW Gets Blue Windscreen of Death
Microsoft announced this week that a version of its Windows operating system will be installed in BMWâs new 7 Series cars, a move analysts say will dramatically increase the vehicleâs ability to suddenly crash for no reason. According to BMW spokesman Gehard Voorst, the cars, which will now take at least five minutes to warm up, will enable owners to confidently cruise and compute at high speeds for several hours before the machine abruptly seizes and catapults the driver through the 7 Seriesâ new âblue windscreen of death.â