Sassy Shuttle Stoway Is The Hottest âIllegal Alienâ To Hit L.A. Since Fernando Valenzuela
Space shuttle Endeavour rocketed beyond Earth orbit 25 times. On its 26th and final mission to its resting place in a museum, it had its most unlikely traveler.Â  Upon landing at Los Angeles International Airport, NASA officials located NASAâs first ever stowaway: an eight-year-old boy named âLester.â Standing at only 4â6" tall, Lester may not be our first African American astronaut, but he most certainly is our cutest.Â  Lesterâs toy space helmet he used for encouragement during his cross-country journey seems like it can barely contain his adorable chubby cheeks.  I can confirm that this city has been blessed with the arrival of a very cute and very wonderful little boy,â said Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa at a press conference.Â  âLester journeyed to Los Angeles because he is a true Dreamer just like his Latino brothers and sisteres.â Â Â  Lester is, in fact, an orphan from the Orlando, Florida area who ran away from his foster home.Â  NASA officials are mum about how he might have gained access to Endeavor, but everyone seems tickled that he has entered our lives. â[Lester] has enough spunk to light up the solar system,â said NASA spokeswoman Janette Barnes.Â  âHe did not buy a ticket for the shuttle ride, but instead he won a ticket to our hearts.â Mayor Villaraigosa's office has suggested that Lester could continue to live in the shuttle, and museum visitors could observe him in his own environment. Â Critics argue this makes Lester into a zoo exhibit and would be distasteful. Â It is clear that for now he does not want to leave the cozy confines of the shuttle.Â  âI know what got me here, anâ I ainât leavinâ!â he said to reporters through the plexiglass windshield of the shuttle.Â  L.A. County child welfare officers have been delivering him a steady diet of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and Tang. Wherever Lester ends up permanently, all hope that it includes a loving mom and dad or two of the same. Â