President Obama Names Rapper Snoop Dogg As Ambassador To Cuba
Â The White House announced today the Presidentâs pick for Ambassador to Cuba. The President has chosen rapper Snoop Dogg, a decision that curiously did not seem to ruffle too many feathers.âMy choices for Ambassadors have been the target of right-wing attacks in the past,â said President Obama. âItâs true some of my picks on the surface seem bizarre. Soap opera stars and campaign contributors who know nothing of the country or even the language of the countries they are appointed to. What people donât realize is that itâs more important to represent America well than to actually care about the country youâre in.âObama went on to explain that he spends many hours laying awake at night, deciding who should be appointed to which country.âMy choice in appointingÂ Mr. Dogg as Ambassador to Cuba is a good one, as even far right racists will have a hard time complaining. Mr. Dogg knows the language, he has family from Cuba on his Motherâs side, and since âhis mind is on his money and his money is on his mindâ, he has never contributed to any of my campaigns.ââIâm going to be a great Ambassador,â said Snoop Dogg through a haze of smoke. âI love Cubans, especially the ladies and the cigars. Those things can be rolled into the best blunts on the planet. I can see it now, me and Castro, smoking blunts at the beach, talking about freedom and democracy. Itâs going to be chill. Iâm all about chillaxing, love, and the American way. Cuba will be the most laid back place in the world once the Dogg gets there.â