Miley Cyrus to drown kittens during next performance
Pop singer Miley Cyrus has announced plans to completely submerge a sack of kittens in a large pool of water during her next live performance. The performer, who smoked a joint onstage during her performance at the MTV EMAs in Amsterdam, is said to be struggling to maintain her escalating image as âedgyâ and âshockingâ. Think Mileyâs twerking is lacklustre? Well you can make Miley twerk below in this fun game from RoundGames â you can also play online at: Miley Cyrus The Game\n Cyrusâ publicist and adviser Simon Williams told us, âThereâs only so far you can go by twerking in a nude coloured bikini, or lighting up a joint up on stage.â âIf we want Miley at the top of every news cycle,Â then now is the time to step it up a notch.â âIf she wants global 24 hours coverage then she probably needs to commit a major terrorist atrocity, which with her access is definitely possible â but weâre probably 6 months away from that point.â âRight now weâre confident a sack of wet, dead kittens thrown into the baying crowd will probably see her next album get to number one across the world.â Though some experts suggest the drowning kittens might be a step too far, they have admitted it is better than her other suggestions which includedÂ defecating directly onto the lens of whichever camera is filming her, eating her used tampon, and having sex with a dog. However Cyrus has drawn plaudits for her EMA performance, with many experts claiming she is bringing new meaning to the phrase âthat bitch is crazyâ. Entertainment writer Jermaine Desario explained, âThe clear fusion of outright mental illness and public facing celebrity has never been more vivid than it is with young Miley.â âIn the age of social media her impending implosion will give us unparalleled insight into the mind of young person as she experiences a total mental breakdown in front of us.â âAnd all before sheâs 25. Mark my words.â