Amstrad unveils innovative âCathode Ray Tubeâ TV at CES
British technology giant Amstrad has today unveiled its innovative new âCathode Ray Tubeâ televisionÂ at the Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas. The new device has been hailed as a âcomplete media entertainment centreâ for people who only need six channels and donât mind getting out of their chair to switch between them. Former Amstrad chairman Sir Alan Sugar spoke of his excitement at the announcement, telling reporters, âFinally the Amstrad name is once again synonymous with technological innovation.â âThere has been a move towards thin concave curved screens in recent times, but Amstrad have yet again pioneered the use of convex screens that bring a better viewing experience for people sat in the 1980s.â Amstrad spokesperson Simon Williams explained, âWith our incredible 3D touchscreen-like control mechanism â or channel knob as our techies call it â you can select from any one of six channels by simply rotating the dial until something appears on-screen.â âThe new television will offer 6 entirely accessible channels, all viewable in sequence once it warms up a bit.â âNo, it doesnât have Netflix.â Early demos of the system have left reporters excited about the potential market amongst hipsters. As one technology analyst explained, âThe aesthetic of the supporting wooden case will compliment even the most discerning hipster, offering a true retro feel whilst embracing genuine 1970s technology.â Williams concluded, âWeâve also introduced what weâre calling the âpercussive diagnostic systemâ â a feature which aims to improve the picture when you bang on the side of the wooden box.â âWe think hardcore gamers and the iPad generation will really appreciate this feature, and we wouldnât be surprised to see Apple have a âbang to rebootâ option on their next model.â