David Dimbleby gets massive nose ring
David Dimbleby has shocked producers of Question Time by taking his interest in body art to newÂ levels with a large silver nose ring. After getting his first tattoo during filming for his BBC programme Britain and the Sea, Dimbleby is said to have fallen in love with the idea of adorning his body with other pieces of âartâ. A BBC insider explained, âWe thought the scorpion tattoo was amusing enough, and itâs not like anyone can see it.â âBut then he turned up for a Question Time meeting this morning with a ring through his nose that wouldnât have looked out-of-place on a bull.â âIt was red, sore, and more than a little puss-ridden â plus he canât talk properly as it keeps hitting his top lip. Â But he does insist he likes the way it looks.â âFrankly no-one can take their eyes of it. Â Partly because of the way it catches the light, and partly because every time it moves he winces in pain.â âMuch like his tattoo, I canât help but wonder if heâll regret it when he gets older.â Guests of the panel show have expressed their admiration for Dimbleby, explaining that it takes courage to make significant changes to your appearance as if you were some sort ofÂ easily influenced teenager. However teenagers with nose rings have expressed their disappointment that such a piece of jewellery could soon become seen as a mark of the âestablishmentâ. As one explained, âWhat next, Jeremy Paxman with gauged ear lobe rings?â The final word went to our BBC insider, who concluded, âThe nose ring is bad, but I really donât want to tell you what heâs done to his penis.â