RFID Chip Now Being Issued In Hanna, Wyoming As Part Of New âObamacareâ Plan
The âObamacareâ RFID chips are currently being given a test run on the proud and patriotic citizens of Hanna, Wyoming. Over the last two weeks a special piece of legislation has been passed making it mandatory for anyone who receives welfare or any other form of government assistance to be implanted with these new identification chips. Even select government employees and officials have been ordered to receive the sub-dermal device, which is typically implanted in the fatty tissue of the individualâs buttock. Police officers, military, even garbage men will all be required to have the RFID chip by the end of next month or face termination from their jobs. During the beta testing stage of this amazing technological development, many news outlets have remained silent, apparently waiting to see how the trial pans out before reporting on the subject. National Report, always on the cutting edge, sent me on location to Hanna, Wyoming to speak with some of the townsfolk and gather their opinions and experiences regarding their newly acquired RFID chips. Tammy Josephine Laurence, a single mother of three who is currently accepting housing assistance got her chip implanted just hours before we had a chance to sit down and speak with her. She had the following to say: âWell, they said I better do this, or they was gonna cut the welfare. Iâm a full-time single mother. I got three young kids that need me at all hours and ainât no man to help. I didnât have no choiceâ¦â When asked if the procedure was invasive she informed us that it was âa little like giving bloodâ and that she felt âtired after getting the implantâ which is reportedly is a common but benign side effect. I also spoke with Hanna, Wyomingâs Mayor Ted Howell, whose full support of the RFID chip made it mandatory for the citizens of his small community. Leading by example he was the first recipient of the RFID chip, having it implanted publicly at a recent town hall meeting. âThis is change for a better, safer Americaâ he said while undergoing the ten minute procedure. âWith this scientific advancement, the terrorists do not stand a chanceâ¦ USA will prevailâ¦â The ordinance has had some opposition, however, as several of the local churches have spoken out against the chips with protests. These fringe apocalyptic churches believe Obama to be the anti-Christ and claim the RFID chip is the Mark Of The Beast written about in their Book Of Revelations. They cite the RFID chipâs supposed serial number of 131618 as corresponding with Revelations 13:16-18. Of course, rural superstitions ultimately have no sway when it comes to the progressive new America and their scripture laden outcries have largely been ignored. This journalist embraces the change and even got her very own RFID chip before heading back to the National Reportâs home offices. The surgery was quick, simple and more or less painless. I can barely tell Iâve been implanted at all. A sacrifice Iâve gladly made for my countryâs national security and hope you will too.