200 year-old mummified monk to present Strictly Come Dancing
The BBC has announced that a mummified 200-year-old body discovered in Mongolia has been signed to host Strictly Come Dancing. The body of a monk, which is alleged to display âfaint signs of lifeâ, is an âideal fitâ for a peak Saturday night show, insiders claim. âFor many years Strictly has been presented by a desiccated husk with a faint spark of lifeâ, said a BBC spokesman. âSo why change that now?â âApparently the mummy shows changes in body temperature when interacted with, which is more than you can say for Craig Revel Horwood these days.â Bruce Forsyth was asked to comment on the change of lineup, but we were told it might take several years to get a reply.