Northern Lights 'caused by gay marriage'
THE Northern Lights are a sign that God approves of gay marriage, according to pro-European Christians. A Europhile Christian councillor from Oxfordshire has claimed that Britain is basking in Godâs love and the aurora borealis is a âmassive heavenly thumbs upâ to same sex unions. Councillor Stephen Malley said: âI predicted this would happen if parliament passed the gay marriage bill and I am delighted to have been proved right. âGod is love and every once in a while he hammers home the point by filling the sky with a multitude of beautiful colours. âI wish he would do it more often but, letâs be honest, people are shits.â Â