Entire Celebrity Big Brother cast potential UKIP candidates, claims Farage
Nigel Farage has revealed that he is considering all contestants in this yearâs Celebrity Big Brother as potential Parliamentary candidates for UKIP. Despite criticism of the behaviour of some in the house, UKIP are keen to explore the possibility of working with the contestants when the show is over. âWell, weâre always on the lookout for folk who truly espouse the UKIP philosophy,â said the UKIP leader. âKen Morely has a tremendous personality, heâs funny, honest and plain spokenâ¦ and being a drunken racist never held anyone back at UKIP.â The ex-Coronation Street actor was recently removed from Big Brother for using racially offensive language, whilst fellow contestant Jeremy Jackson was removed a few days earlier for sexual assault. âItâs a shame that heâs American. Another chap who enjoys a drink. And that wheeze with the fillyâs dressing gown? Hilarious!â âWe may not be able to have him stand for Parliament, but heâs certainly welcome to next yearâs UKIP Christmas party.â Other contestants include Patsy Kensit, Katie Hopkins and Keith Chegwin. âYes, I mean obviously, everyone hates Katie Hopkins already, so thereâs little character manipulation to be done there.â âAnd weâve had our eye on Cheggers for a long time now. Has-been seventies TV star? It just screams UKIP, doesnât it?â Mr Farage was keen on other contestants as well. âWell all of the others seem to have big tits. So, weâd definitely welcome them to UKIP.â In fact, the only Celebrity Big Brother contestant Mr Farage wouldnât consider was Alexander OâNeil âNo. I mean, weâre a pretty diverse bunch at UKIP, but youâve got to draw the line somewhere.â