Telepathy âwould be total nightmareâ
TELEPATHY would be a huge step forward in human evolution and also an absolute nightmare, scientists have confirmed. Following experiments which proved communicating by thought was possible, scientists warned of a coming dystopia of grotesque embarrassment. Neuroscientist Dr Donna Sheridan said: âYou go into work claiming youâve had a quiet weekend while your mind tells everyone Saturday night involved knocking back a full bottle of Listerine. âAnd while you lie to your boss, heâs inadvertently sending mental images of his Sunday dogging with obese tattooed couples in a Swindon car park. âEvery encounter with other humans would immerse us in a soup of vile, alien and simply tedious thoughts about everything from retraining as a graphic designer to the music of David Soul.â Scientists have also cancelled research into contacting the dead, claiming it would be like talking to their great-grandparents times a million. Â