Morgue Delivers Living Baby From Pregnant Corpse
A woman who died in a car accident last week in New Hampshire gaveÂ funeral directorsÂ at a local morgue quite a scare this morning, after the staff discovered that the womanâs baby, who wasÂ thought to have also died in the crash, was still alive. The mortician, Brian Warner, and his assistant, Carlie Neil, were able to successfully remove the baby from its mother, and the newborn is said to be in fair condition at Freedom Memorial Hospital.âCraziest thing Iâve ever seen,â said Warner of the incident. âThe woman, I wonât say her name out of respect for the deceased, but the woman was brought in a few days ago, and she was a wreck. Just awful. Accident nearly tore her face clean off. You ever seen someone whose face was ripped from their body? Of course you havenât. Iâve seen worse in my day thanks to that Vietnam Conflict, but not by much.ââI was just prepping her for embalming, when I noticed that there was something moving under the skin of her stomach,â said Neil. âI honestly thought it could be some sort of parasite. Turns out I was close â it was her baby. Since she was dead already, we didnât bother with any formalities â we just cut into her and pulled the baby right out. He was pretty lethargic when we pulled him out, but Iâd seen enough movies and TV to know one quick smack on the ass would fix him up, and it worked. He took a breath, and he never stopped crying after that.âDoctors say that for the womanâs baby to have survived 6 days inside of her after she had died is nothing short of miraculous.âBabies feed off what their motherâs eat and drink â they really are like a little parasite growing inside. A person canât normally go that long without food or water, and a growing baby needs the nutrition even more. The fact that he made it out alive, I canât believe it. Itâs highly possible that heâs the reincarnated Baby Jesus or something. I donât know, Iâm just a doctor, what do I know? I have to say, though, that this whole situation is a medical marvel.âÂ