NRA Petitions Congress For A âDo-Overâ On The 2nd Amendment
NRA Executive Vice President, Wayne LaPierre, is leading a growing movement to send America back to 1791. Â Under intense scrutiny after recent mass shootings, LaPierre has heard enough. Â The exasperated leader has started a petition to send America back to 1791 so we can re-sign the 2nd amendment and âdo it the right way this time.â âMy proposal involves changing 2015 back to 1791,â asserts LaPierre. Â âWeâll have a full year to prepare and a lot will need to be done. Â Weâll need to get rid of all of this technology. Â And Iâm afraid people like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg will need to be killed. Â They just know too much. Â The NRA will ensure that the streets are rid of all assault weapons and reintroduce muskets and bayonets. Â Weâll have to get rid of banks so we can start that over as well. Â One way streets were introduced around that time too and weâd like to revisit whether or not this was really a good idea. Â Weâll have to destroy some cities and such but this can be done. Â It will take everyoneâs full commitment. Â We can do slavery, a civil war, and hippie love all over again. Â It will be great. Â It is also our contention that we really look at the states adopted after the 13 colonies. Â Come on, there is no way Vermont should have ever been accepted as a state.â LaPierre and radical gun enthusiasts believe that this proposal is a very fair compromise to tougher gun control laws in present day. Â âWe need a do-over,â continues LaPierre. Â âWeâre not going to point blame at anyone specifically but it has become very clear that some people cannot live by the laws we have set forth in this country. Â Things were better when women were oppressed and colored people had no say in their own lives. Â I mean, you canât even shoot anyone today in a dark corner of the woods without it being on the Internet. Â Ridiculous.â Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, is said to be âvery intriguedâ by LaPierreâs proposal. Â He was heard, off the record, saying âDoes this mean that all of photographs will be black and white again? Â And women will have to wear those huge hula hoop things underneath their skirts? Â Hmm, very interesting. Â What about Indians? Â Do we get to kill a whole bunch of them again?â We will keep you updated as new details surface about the potential of this movement gaining more significant traction.