38-Year-Old Man Sues Parents, Blames Them For His Small Penis
David Jones, age 38, is in a heated court settlement this month and the case is raising eyebrows all over the nation. Jones is currently suing his parents, Mary and Jon Jones, but for something that most would agree they had no control over.Jones has been in court trying to get a settlement for over a month, and it appears his lawyer is making a good case for him.Late in September, Jones filed the lawsuit in a Durham court that blamed his parents for his very small penis. His defense is that it has caused him depression,Â anxiety,Â and problems finding a girlfriend orÂ wife because of it. At age 10, David had a penis that was only 3 inches when erect, and he has confirmed that it has not grown since.âIâm tired of this little boyâs penis,â said Jones in his court appearance. âI am ashamed of it. I just want to hide my face in sorrow. Thatâs why Iâm suing my parents and making a giant, public spectacle over it, because I donât want anyone to know how tiny my penis really is.âJonesâ parents are inÂ shock over the case, and are pleading to the judge that they had no control over the situation. Their claim is that although they wish that they could have provided David with his desired penis size, like a lot of things David wanted growing up, this is just one more thing they had no control over.Jones parents have admitted that this is an issue he has been upset about since he was a child, but they continued to tell him that it would grow as he got older.âHe always wanted a bigger penis,â said Jon Jones, 61. âHe saw me in the shower once by accident when he was about 7, and I think itâs given him emotional distress ever since. I mean, not to brag, but Iâve got more hose than a nervous fireman. If heâs got a baby penis, then those genes came from his motherâs side, not mine.ââDavidâs parents have admitted he complained about his penis size, or lack thereof, non-stop growing up, but they did nothing about it. If he was begging for food and didnât receive anything to eat, his parents would have behind bars years ago. That is the angle my client is taking, and I can tell that people are starting to see things in a different light,â said Jonesâ lawyer Joseph Goldsmith.If a settlement in the case can be reached, Jones has said he will undergo surgery to increase the size of his penis, both length and girth.Â