Unlimited Tinder to Cost More for Older, Butt-Ugly Users
The worldâs #1 dating app has announced that people over 30 and anyone who looks like the south end of a donkey going north will have to pay more to use their new Tinder Plus premium services. If youâre under 30, you can now swipe left or right to your lonely, horny heartâs content for only $9.99 a month. But if youâre over 30, youâve likely either already lost any looks you once had or were never much to look at to begin with, and unlimited swiping will cost you $19.99 a month. âLook. Realityâs a bugger but once you turn 30, youâre likely not that enjoyable to look at,â said Tinder VP of Marketing, Chad Daly (22 next month). âAnd having old uglies trying to hook up with young good-lookers is taking away from the whole sense of romance for our users.â  âWeâre hoping the extra $10 a month will give these people the hint that itâs time to maybe take up a hobbyâ¦something that will take their minds off being old, unattractive, and alone.â The move to begin charging high-frequency Tinder users was widely anticipated as many of the appâs estimated 60 million users complain that the system is getting bogged down by homely, past-their-best-before-date men who swipe right to show interest in anyone who meets their standards of being female. âIf this works like we think it will, Tinder will now be solely for young, good-looking men and womenâ¦no ugly elders pretending theyâre younger and movie-star material. Hahaha,â said Daly. âSo if everyone over 30â¦and by everyone I mean mostly homely menâ¦could maybe just start up their own dating app, that would be great.â âAnd to our fabulous, younger users, keep swiping for only $9.95.â âTTYL.â