Modelling world celebrates as Kate Mossâ nose turns 20
Supermodel Kate Moss is celebrating today as her nose reaches the grand old age of 20. The nose, which has been resident in the middle of her face for a large portion of her career, is said to be delighted at reaching the milestone, especially when considering some of the things itâs gone through over the years. A spokesperson for the nose said, âObviously weâre happy to have reached 20, but the nose is just happy to help Kate in any way it can, and hopes to be part of her face for years to come.â âSure, there have been some tough times â and the nose has been left battered and bruised a few times, but there have also been some amazing highs.â âSome incredible, class A, extremely chatty highs.â Modelling industry veterans have been left astounded by the longevity of Mossâ nose, saying itâs a testament to its versatility that it has managed to stay around for so long. As one expert in pouting explained, âThe life of a supermodelâs nose is normally one of looking pretty for the cameras for a few years â but this one has seen a life fraught with danger at every turn.â âTo see this nose still going strong at 20 years of age is simply unheard of in the modelling industry.â âIt must be incredibly resilient to still be going as it enters its twenties. Kateâs original nose didnât last very long at all. Maybe this nose has had some work done, who knows?â âTo think, we could be here in twenty years time talking about a supermodelâs forty year-old nose. Imagine that?!â âI would imagine that People will be suggesting to Kate that she trade the nose in to keep her image âfreshâ, but I think she might have to keep this one just because of what it knows. Imagine the book it could write!â