Apple Rolls Out New âAdultâ Emojis In Attempt to Prevent Teens from Sexting With Real Photos
In an apparent bid to stop teenage sexting, Apple plans on rolling out a new range of raunchy emojis, displaying various sex acts. The move comes after a scandal at an elementary school in Wisconsin, where nude photos of school goers landed up on Facebook, sparking shame and outcry.âItâs for the safety of the kids. As adults we know how dangerous it is for us to make compromising pictures available, but children donât realize it could come back to haunt them,â said one Apple executive. âSince promoting abstinence has not made a significant difference, weâre now implementing new ways of practicing safe sexting.âIn order to make the range as relevant as possible, the new emojis will feature, in addition to a huge variety of homo- and heterosexual acts, genitalia of three different sizes â small, medium and large.âWe want them to be personal,â said project manager, Brian McAlly. âA boy with a small penis, sending to a girl with a large vagina, cannot be sending a picture of a large member penetrating a tight hole. That wonât do for him â he wants the girl to see as accurate a representation of his junk as possible, and visualize her orifice as realistically as possible.âParents have been unanimous in their support of the move. At a recent PTA meeting at a school in New York, parental rep Molly Gingrich announced the groupâs satisfaction at the development.âWhen I saw Jimmyâs penis on my Annaâs phone, I got the shock of my life,â she said to shouts of agreement. âHe has a hideous dick, which subsequently ended up on Tumblr. And I worried that my daughterâs ugly vagina might share the same fate. It might ruin her chances of having the busy sex life I know she doesnât deserve.âThe teaching body, however, disagreed.âIâve said it once and Iâll say it again,â principal John Skinner pronounced. âSexting is part of regular teenage behavior. It should not be reduced into tiny representations of dirty coitus. My colleagues and I often keep tabs on the images that are making the rounds, and have seen nothing wrong in them. If anything, our students do a good job at photographing their junk from the most flattering angle possible.âAt press time, parents were browsing some of the teachersâ favorites, and had agreed that actually, they can be proud of the publicity of their childrenâsâ genitals.