Eighth Grade Teacher Suspended For Teaching Students Oral Sex Techniques Using Cucumbers
An eighth grade teacher in Seattle, Washington is under massive scrutiny, and in some cases, praise, after teaching female students how to perform oral sex using cucumbers. Many male students observed, as well as several other teachers from the school.Michelle Johanson, 28, a health teacher at Jameson Middle School in the North Central Seattle neighborhood of Wallingford, reportedly taught students who volunteered to stay after school how to properly perform oral sex on a male as she demonstrated while using a cucumber. Johanson also provided female students with cucumbers of their own as she demonstrated the act as several male students and teachers, observed the innovative teaching technique.As can be imagined, several parents were outraged when their daughters came home excitedly to show their parents what they learned at school that day. Rebecca McDougal, whose 13-year-old daughter is a student in Johansonâs class, told The Seattle Observer that her daughter came directly home and showed her what she had learned by grabbing a some vegetablesÂ from the refrigerator and practicing.âI could not believe it, she knew how to do things I never learned to do. Not to mention the size of the cucumber Ms. Johanson gave her â it was certainly bigger than any penis Iâve ever had. Definitely bigger than Beccaâs dad. Itâs pretty sad when your 13-year-old daughter teaches you how to do what you never could,â McDougal said. âI mean Ms. JohansonÂ should at least show her male students how to perform oral sex on females while she is at it.âNot all parents were outraged however, such as William Ragsdale, whoâs 12-year-old daughter was one of the students Johanson taught the act to. âI think itâs a great thing. Women usually donât really learn how to do it right until their mid-thirties, at least. Thatâs what Iâve found from experience, anyway. At least now my little girl will have a head startâ Ragsdale said. âI commend Ms. Johanson for her ballsy approach.âAfter being reviewed by the Washington State Board of Education, it has been declared that Michelle Johanson will not face any possibility of termination. In fact, by showing initiative, the board is contemplating reviewing its stance on sexual education and considering teaching both female and male students how to properly perform oral sex. Johanson was suspended one week with pay to avoid any unwanted confrontations. She is expected to return to her classroomÂ by next Monday.Johanson has not come forward to speak with media as of yet, as she was reportedly advised by her teacherâs union representative to keep her mouth plugged for the time being.