Samsung S5 wants a fight
THE new Samsung smartphone kicks off if you stare at it. Designed to deter excessive phone-gazing, the S5 asks anyone looking at it whether they have âsome sort of a problemâ. Tech blogger Tom Booker said: âThis phone is a powder keg of hate. If you admire it for more than a few seconds it accuses you of being âa perv or somethingâ in a gravelly, hostile male voice. âI am terrified of it, which is great because itâs given me my life back. I am looking at other humans again, albeit not for too long in case they also want to hit me.â A Samsung spokesman said: âThe accompanying Gear 2 watched functions as the S5âs smaller, antagonistic friend â the kind that starts trouble then hides behind its larger mate.â The S5 said: âIâll fucking have anyone.â