Harrison Fordâs attempt to redo the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs ends in disaster
Harrison Ford is expected to make a full recovery afterÂ crashing on a Los AngelesÂ golf course whilstÂ attempting the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. Ford has long been keen to prove that it is possible to complete the famous smugglerâs run in less than 12 parsecs after making the claim in a hive of scum and villainy a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. âGoddamn right itâs possible to do the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs,â he said as he kicked the 1942 Ryan Aeronautical ST3KR he used for the attempt. âI told the old man and the kid that, and Iâm telling you that.â This was a reference to controversial meeting which saw Ford long suspected of an unprovoked murder, until recently revealed CCTV images show that the victim; Greedo, actually shot at Ford first and that heÂ was simply defending himself. Ford appeared bitter about his plane, butÂ he angrily defended the craftÂ after one young witness described it as a âpiece of junkâ. He told them, âShe may not look like much, but sheâs got it where it counts, kid. Iâve made a lot of special modifications myself.â âI would have made it if Iâd had the Millennium Falcon, but oh no, they needed that for the battle between Lukeâs twin sons around the moon of Kashyyyk, before Darth Vader comes back as a ghost and C3P0 finally comes out of the closet.â âDamn, I probably shouldnât have told you that.â