Reports of cosmic creaking as Apple juggernaut tilts back toward obsolescence
Those who reside near Appleâs headquarters in Cupertino say the âcosmic creakingâ signals the beginning of the end of the technology giant CUPERTINO, Calif. â Witnesses who reside near Appleâs headquarters in this quiet California city have reported hearing tremendously loud creaking noises for the past few days, with one witness saying it seemed as if âthe universe itself had gotten too big and was about to break in two.â The sounds, which first occurred just after Fridayâs release of the iPhone 5, have been accompanied by reports of small black tornadoes forming in otherwise blue skies. Fred Nesbaum, a resident of nearby San Jose who worked for Apple for a decade before starting his own tech company, said he and others in the area foresee âa period of immense darknessâ that will last for 1000 years. âBabies dying, mothers crying, monkeys flying,â he added in a low voice. âThe end is nigh.â