Glass exists, admit flies
FLIES have admitted the universe contains a substance which light can pass through but they cannot. The hypothesis is based on countless hours of repeatedlyÂ smacking intoÂ every point where such aÂ barrier is thought to exist. Fly scientist Tom Booker said: âHow could something be hard and see-through? Itâs too mental. âFly wisdom had it that any barrier is only an illusion caused by not flying at it often enough. âButÂ after seeing hundreds, if not thousands, of close friends suddenly explodeÂ in what seemed to be mid-air, itâs time to accept that the âglassersâ among us are not just crackpots.â The âglass theoryâ, which most flies admit they find impossible to even understand, follows last yearâs claim that the wonderful sound of buzzing may act as an irritant to higher-dimensional beings. Fly Nathan Muir said: âItâs utter nonsense.Â Iâm just having a bit of trouble flying through this bit, thatâs all. âIâll try this bit. No? Then this bit. Have I tried over here already?â Tom Booker said: âThere may be a way to instantly teleport from one side of the barrier to the other. I saw a film about that, I canât remember the title but it was good.â