V.P. Joe Biden Still Missing One Week After Initiating Game Of Hide-N-Seek At White House
Â After encouraging White House staff to take part in a fun game of hide-n-seek a week ago, Vice President Joe Biden remains somewhere in hiding. During todayâs morning press briefing, Press Secretary Josh Earnest was asked where Biden had been all week.âWe have no idea. Last time we saw Joe he got everybody involved in this elaborate game of hide-n-seek, and insisted he would come out the winner. That was a week ago today. The man has a competitive spirit that is out of this world. He will pop up eventually,â Earnest said.It is not uncommon for Biden to lead White House staff into late night adventures of extreme games during after hours. Last month Biden came up with the idea to have Halloween in August for all staffers, and made it mandatory for them to dress up and take part in a White House wide game of âZombie Paintball War.â The object of the game, to make it until sunrise with two or less paintball hits. Chief of Staff, Denis McDonough teamed with Dr. Jill Biden and Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett for the victory. An argument ensued after Vice President Biden claimed that the winning team had cheated and did not speak to his wife for three days and slept on the sofa in the Deputy Chief of Staffs office.After the argument over what was supposed to be a fun game,Â President Obama said that he called Biden into the Oval office for a long talk. âI said, âNow Joe, it is just a game. You all need to learn to play nice and act like big kids. I know you like to win, but you arenât always going to win. You canât just go accusing everyone of cheating.â I then looked him in the eye and said, âNow who is my #1 Joe? You are!â I evenÂ pulled out my rolled up Slip-N-Slide, which I always keep hidden from him in the Resolute desk, and I let him take it into the hallways to play.Â I tell you, he lit up like a Christmas tree. He is a sensitive, yet strong man,â Obama said.âI know one thing, he sure schooled us on this game of Hide-N-Seek,â said Earnest. âThatâs just the kinda guy he is, a real gamer. Soon he will emerge from the bowels of the White House with some crazy idea, thatâs why we love him.âNo word on whether anyone had thought to walk around the White House yelling âOlly olly oxen freeâ to try to coax Biden out of his hiding spot.Â Â