Sarah Palin Announces 2016 Run for Presidency
Â Tea party darling and liberal punching bag Sarah Palin announced her plans to run for President in 2016. While Palin may be the first big name to throw her hat into the ring, itâs possible that she will have some stiff competition in the primaries, with possible candidates including, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, and Rand Paul.âWe already know who the Dems are planning to run, her royal highness of the liberal left, the âitâs my turn,â Miss Hillary Clinton,â said Palin outside the Wasilla post office which also servesÂ as the areaÂ meeting place, town hall, police station, fire station, and gas station. â2016 is not going to be a dogfight, itâs going to be a cat fight! Itâs going to take a woman to beat a woman, and Iâm your gal!âPalin says that she isnât sure, yet, which platform to run on, because sheâs not even sure which issues really matter to anyone. The only thing she could say for certain is that she really wanted to start drilling into that local pipeline.âAll I can say is that weÂ Palins know how to fight! What was true in 2008 is still true today, because Obama has done nothing. The key to financial independence, to fixing this economy, to creating jobs, to keeping us out of wars in the Middle East, to energy independence is âDrill Baby Drill!â And Who do you trust to get the drilling done? Who do want to drill? Me or Hillary? Iâm here to say trust me, and drill me! A new pipeline will bring oil to the refineries and create jobs. Who wants a job? Who wants to lay the pipe? Who would you rather lay the pipe for? Some dried up old bag, or would rather lay the pipe for me?! I want so much oil for this country, that when I look down at that long pipe, I get blasted in the face. I dream every night that Iâm covered in oil while hard-working American men are drilling and laying pipe. Thatâs my dream for America, Thatâs why I want to be your next President!âÂ âShe definitely created some excitement out there,â said Peter Push, Palinâs campaign manager. âI never saw anything like it. When Sarah finished, out of respect the men just sat there with their hats in their laps and waited a good five minutes before standing up. If it comes down to Palin vs. Clinton, I know who the men will be lining up behind.âÂ