Scientists Discover Shocking Truth About Weight-Loss Pills
Researchers from the Oregon University revealed a shocking truth on a yesterdayâs press conference. Doctor Maria Vega and her team of researchers spend four years conducting an extensive study on more than one hundred different weight loss pills, which included laboratory tests, tests on animals such as rats and monkeys,Â and tests on human volunteers.âWe know this is going to be a shocking news for many people,â said Vega at a conference. âbut our research showed without any doubt that weight loss pills have no results on a human volunteers.â According to Dr.Â Vega, initial results were promising. Laboratory results and tests on the rats were showing good results, and the animals were actually losing weight just by being fed low-calorie diets and given multiple fat-burning pills available in drug stores across the country. When they started to conduct tests on humans, though, everything went the other direction.âWe instructed our volunteers to go on a low calorie diet and start to exercise when they take the pills, just as they recommend on the packages,â Vega stated. âIt worked great on rats, but in humans, theÂ results were not good. In fact, they were the opposite.âWhen a journalist asked aboutÂ people losing weight if they ate less and exercised even without the weight loss pills, Vega answered that was not a goal of this study. âOur study was focused on a weight loss pills, and no other ways to lose weight. I donât know why were rats losing weight,â she said. âPeople, though, were actuallyÂ gainingÂ weight in some cases while on the pills. Clearly, these pills are a marketing ploy. We have skinny rats, and fat people on these drugs right now.âFollowing the press conference, the stock market experienced significant fluctuations â several major weight loss pill producers, as well as pharmaceutical companies saw their stocks value fall, and the CEOÂ of one of the major manufacturers of diet pills is naturally furious. âWe are going to do two things,â said the CEO, who spoke anonymously. âWe will sue those so-called scientists, and we will order an independent study to prove our pills do have results. The good kind, I mean. Not the fattening kind.ââI donât know what to do,â said Marlene Jacobs, 290lbs, of Concord, Massachusetts. âI use at least two dozen different pills and I am still looking for the right one, but how am I supposed to lose weight if they donât work? They want me to stop eating or something? This is ridiculous! Theyâre liars, and should be forced to prove their pills are miracles before calling them that!â