Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites
 A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent's large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds. "We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship," explainsÂ Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. "In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors. "Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland. Rush Limbaugh will be going to Germany. Justin Bieber will depart for Canada. And the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be returning to Italy." Sustained European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that hadÂ hitherto been occupied by native peoples. Over the past 400 years immigrants from these countries and others throughout Europe have transformed the demography of the continent. Despite their numerical superiority, many scholars question the legality of the European settlement, as it was founded on a mixture of unauthorized immigration, war and genocide. Progressive native groupsÂ welcomed the council's decision today as a step forward toward normalizing relations with the White community. However, many conservative Native Americans are upset about the plan, claiming that amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers. "Why can't we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?" asks ItÃ© OmÃ¡Ç§aÅ¾u of the Lakota people. "They're just a drain on our economy anyway. They cameÂ over here to steal our resources because they're too lazy to develop their own back home. "I can't believe we're just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else -- behind the Mexicans."