Obama Ask Congress To Approve Sale Of Alaska To Chinese Government, Hopes To Pay Off National Debt
President Obama shocked congress today when he announced that he has been secretly talking to the Chinese government about selling Alaska. Obama promised the sale of Alaska to the Chinese in hopes that he would be able to pay off the national debt. He also stated that he sees no logical reason why congress should not approve of it.âFor the past several months Iâve been secretly negotiating with President Xi Jinping of China,â announced President Obama. âAlaska actually is a pretty expensive piece of land with all itâs gold and oil, and President Jinping is will to pay the value of our national debt, a little over 18 trillion, which we have come to figure is just only slight above 1Â trillion over market value. With those numbers, even the most racist republicans canât say thatâs a bad deal.âObama says that although he feels that China being so close to the United States and Canada could later have disatrous effects, the ability to pay off completely the debt owed by the country would be an immense relief.âWhen congress approves of the sale, our nation will be debt free, and thatâs a good thing. Ever since I took office, all I have Â heard is ânational debtâ this, and ânational debtâ that, and what am I going to do about it? Well, I did something, now itâs in the Republicans hands to finish the deal.âÂ âI think itâs a great idea, as all of Obamaâs ideas have been so far,â said Democrat Nancy Pelosi. âI know that I never personally considered Alaska part of America anyway. The only people who live there are freedom loving gun nuts like Sarah Palin, and thatâs not what America is about anymore.âNot everyone shares the same optimism about the sale as President Obama and other democrats, though.âAlaskans wonât stand for it, thatâs for sure! We may be different, but we are not crazy,â said former Alaskan governer Sarah Palin. âWho does Obama think he is? How about reducing the debt by spending less, thatâs how we do it in the Palin household. I donât think Obama could even balance his own checkbook, never mind clearing out our national debt!âÂ âTheres not a chance in hell this will pass,â said Rep. John Boehner. âThe President is out of touch with reality. I wake up every day and say to myself:â just two more yearsâ¦just two more yearsâ¦ââÂ