Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method
Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology, in an interview about some of the scientific principles of Scamatology, The ecclesiastical head of the church, Little Davy Makemerich, outlined the new scientific methods that Scamatology has created and effectively used for the last forty years. "The way it woiks," spoke Little Davy, "is that da Founder, who was smarter than Einstein, see, would investigate something very thoroughly by thinking about it and maybe running a few undocumented tests on some unnamed people. Whatever he came up with would be the scientific truth, see. That's because he was so smart! He would simply state that it was a proven scientific fact and it would become so."