Bieber Named Ambassador To Japan
With a new free-trade deal on the table between Canada and Japan, Prime Minister Stephen Harper today appointedÂ Justin Bieber as Ambassador to Japan. âThis is a great cultural exchange,â said Harper at newly renamed Sony Airport (formerly Pearson Airport in Toronto).Â  âNegotiations have been tough but fair.Â  We refused to give up Celine Dion.â According to documents released by Weakerleaks, Japan had been pressing for fishery control off Vancouver Island, theÂ back list of Guess Who songs, and Nova Scotia.Â  Weakerleaks reports that Canada offered asbestos, Anne Murray, and Julie Andrews (an American reported to actually be Anne Murray.) Reached only by twitter, Ambassador Bieber replied, âBaby, baby, baby.â The Toronto Mayorâs office was unavailable for comment on the name change for the airport. Â