Top Google searches reveal average UK resident to be teenage boy with IQ of 40
As Google released the most popular searches in the UK during the last 12 months, the average UK resident has been revealed to be a Â 13 year-old boy with the attention span of a goldfish. With search terms in the top ten including âiPadâ âGary Barlowâ and âGangnam Styleâ, Google explained that you are surrounded by the sort of people who would normally be institutionalised. Google spokesperson Simon Williams told us, âImagine being trapped in a conversation with someone who wanted to show you a mash-up video on their iPad of Gary Barlow doing Gangnam style on piano.â âThatâs the sort of prick weâre talking about here.â âAdd in a complete fascination with Kate Middleton and football and youâve got yourself the UK personified.â âItâs all terribly sad, isnât it?â Google user Matt Jenkins claimed the results were not an accurate reflection of the searches he normally makes. He told us, âWell, for a start every female name should have the word âbikiniâ after it. And where is the phrase âcat pianoâ?â âBut Iâm not surprised there are no adult terms on there, because weâve got them all well bookmarked, havenât we boys?â