Men's and women's brains equally empty
HUMAN brains are inefficient sacks of jelly regardless of gender, according to new research.Â  Studies into the differences between men and womenâs brains showed that they were equally incapable of concentrating for five minutes without thinking about crisps or telly. Neurologist Nikki Hollis said: âIrrespective of whether you like Greyâs Anatomy or sheds, your brain is still just a spongy thing that canât remember where your keys are. âIf you were to look at a scan of a brain you wouldnât know if it was male or female â in fact you probably wouldnât know it was a brain either, because youâre an idiot.â Brubaker said: âThe only role gender plays in intelligence is whether you frequently get called a stupid bastard or a stupid cow.â