Narcissists finally get to have sex with themselves
A SEX app for Google Glass is being hailed as a revolution in narcissism. Pathologically self-absorbed people will be able to see themselves looking awesome during sex as their image is relayed from their partnerâs Google Glass to their own headset. 34-year-old Nathan Hayes said: âPreviously I only knew whether I looked awesome during intercourse by asking my girlfriend immediately afterwards. âThis is what I always wanted, my partner reduced to the status of a camera. âAfter sex I lie on my back while looking at myself through my girlfriendâs eyes and say âYou are an incredible creatureâ. âThen I reply âI knowâ.Â This new app will take my relationship with myself to another level.â However mirrored ceiling maker Roy Hobbs says Google Glass is an inferior way to gaze at yourself during intercourse. âFor hundreds of years, weâve been mirroring peopleâs ceilings so they can watch themselves doing it. âYou canât beat the actual reflection of your naked writhing body. Digital just doesnât compare.â He added: âKindles are shit too.â