Syrian rebels thank media for Miley Cyrus VMA coverage
Syrian rebels have thanked news organisations around the world for their incredible blanket coverage of Miley Cyrusâ VMA appearance. Cyrus performed at the Video Music Awards alongside Robin Thicke, with many Syrian rebels claiming they would have had no idea such a planet defining event was even happening if major news outlets had not pushed it to the top of their websites. One rebel spoke from behind his gas mask to tell us that, âSome things are too important to let the battle for our childrensâ lives take precedent.â âSure, my next breath could be my last, but you lot probably already know that â how many of you even knew the VMAs existed before yesterday?â âIllegal use of chemical weapons is one thing, but twerking onstage in a pair of skin coloured underwear? This changes everything.â âDo you think she could twerk her way to downtown Damascus?â Syrian President Bashar al-Assad said the VMA coverage of Miley Cyrus performing in very little indeed had helped him win further hearts and minds around the world. He told news agencies, âSo many of you made this your lead story, and yet you continue to wonder why we donât want the West and its influence to take over.â âMorons.â