Noam Chomsky to finally get a job
Author Noam Chomsky has announced on his Facebook pageÂ that he is finally getting a job. The linguist and outspoken critic of neoliberalism and U.S. foreign policy wrote that after spending nearly 70 years thinking about things, he is now ready to join the workforce to see what everyone means when they talk about concepts like wages, promotion and overtime. âWhatâs ironic is that Iâve spent a lot of time developing elaborate criticisms of the ruling economic order, but Iâve never once had a job,â Chomsky said from his bedroom decorated with hand-drawn grammar trees and posters ofÂ punk music legends. âI wonder if my arms even work,â he added. Relatives have suggested Chomsky start filling out applications now because college students will be looking for summer employment as well. Chomskyâs grandnephew Nathan contends the manager of Rancatoreâs Ice Cream is a cool dude who might let Chomsky scoop ice cream part-time â as long as the 85-year-old gets a haircut, irons his shirts and promises not to ramble about American hegemony. Family friend Andrea Gluckman thinks Chomsky should apply to local golf clubs. âTheyâre always looking for busboys and dishwashers at Lexington [golf course] clubhouse,â Gluckman said. âAnd Iâll bet a lot of pretty coeds will be working this summer, too.â Several family members have evinced frustration that it has taken Chomsky this long to show any interest in the world of work. âWeâre all proud of him for building these idealized, harmonious worlds in his critical little imagination,â said Chomskyâs daughter Aviva. âBut you canât do that forever. And who knows? A summer job could turn into a real career.â