Gas Prices To Top $7 Per Gallon By Spring According To U.S. Energy Information Administration
Â On Black Friday, gas prices began to drop quite drastically compared toÂ the upward trends the country has been seeing since the mid-2000â²s. While various experts insist that prices will continue to drop, what they and most United States government officials arenât telling you is, indeed, quite frightening.Adam Sieminski, Chief Administrator of the U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA), announced today that it is his educated opinion after years of experience as an expert energy resource consultant, that gas prices will begin to rise very rapidly after the New Year, and continue throughout all of 2015. Sieminski says that prices of regular unleaded gasoline could very well reach $7.00 per-gallon by springtime.âDonât be fooled by the current production level of crude oil, which is seemingly leading the average American to believe that gas prices will continue to fall. What we have here, in my expert opinion, is the makings of a real shit-storm,â a shockingly candid Sieminski told reporter Wade Robertson from the KRAP news station in Los Angeles. âThe constant disputing and clashing of political parties is to blame. They simply cannot agree as to the cost of anything. If they canât even decide on a standard price for bubble gum, how can we entrust them to price our fuel supply?ââThe wool is being pulled over the peering eyes of the American public by the government, with all these low gas prices during the holiday season,â said Mark Rupert, an economic advisor at the EIA. âIt is simply a decoy to fool the great hard-working citizens of this incredible country into spending more money than they normally would on other products because theyâre finally saving on gasoline. All the while, theyâre portraying the temporary illusion of a steadily improving national economy. Donât be fooled!âIn a recent interview with CBS News, John Kingston, director of news at Platts, a provider of global energy,Â petrochemicals, metals, and agriculture information, said he sees no possible bad outcome of the current low gas prices. When asked if American businesses and consumers should just sit back and enjoy the ride as oil and gas prices continue to march downward, Kingston answered, âI just donât see why they shouldnât.âThe EIA clearly disagrees. âGas, oil and other energies are the biggest business in the world. Of course they want you to believe everything is all fine and dandy, it should be a criminal offense to mislead the nation in this way, it is being done so that just when the average consumer gets comfortable, the shit will hit the fan, and they will be pawning the rims right off their cars just so that they can afford to put gas in them,â Sieminski concluded.âIn the end, who cares about gas prices?â said Jeb Smith, a grizzly, old gas station owner in Des Moines, Iowa. âUp, down, left, right. Gas been fluctuatinâ in price as long as I been alive. People buy the things they need, and they try and buy the things they want. Itâs the nature of life, and no economy guy or science doofus is gonna tell me what I should and shouldnât spend money on.âÂ Â