First Reported Death By Personal Drone As Woman Killed In Arizona
Arizona woman Danielle Persephone has been pronounced dead after being struck by a personal drone, in the first incident of its kind. The drone had been procured to gratuitously film scenes of thirty-something year old mothers drinking tea and eating cocktail sandwiches at a birthday party for one of four year old children.Paramedics arrived promptly, but were not able to resuscitate the mother of two, and pronounced her dead on the scene.âWeâve been expecting something of itâs kind for years now,â said ambulance driver Ray Harrington. âDrones on private properties, controlled by inept dads trying to impress their jaded families, have always promised disaster. Remember that hilarious video of that groom being hit in the face at his wedding? That had me laughing for days.âA close friend of the deceased released a statement lamenting the loss. âDanielle will be missed by her two sons â or are they daughters? â as well as her husband, or wife, or ex, or whoever it was she used to bring to these things. I am sure I speak for every one of her friends in saying that this is a tragedy we will gossip about for many years to come.âThe incident will reignite debate on the safety of utilizing technology created for the purpose of bringing death to the enemies of the free world.âDrones are indicative of Obamaâs presidency,â said Republican senator, Dick Howard. âNow theyâre a threat to innocent American citizens. Iâm a big advocate of the 2nd amendment, but this is going too far.â