âTo Kill a Mockingbirdâ sequel to feature surprising amount of vampires and bondage
Harper Leeâs recently announced sequel to âTo Kill a Mockingbirdâ will feature space battles, vampires, and some light spanking. âIâm delighted to announce Harper Leeâs second great American Novel, âShades of a grey in the Twilight of spaceâ,â said Ms Leeâs Editor. âIt will feature Scout Finch as she travels into the future to battle the evil Lord of the Space-Devils, but ends up having a sexual awakening after doing bondage with a posh vampire,â he continued. âItâs probably a metaphor or something.â To Kill a Mockingbird is a modern American classic, and is said to have inspired some the worldâs greatest leaders. âMs Lee is a great American hero of mine,â said President Obama. âLike many American children, âTo Kill a Mockingbirdâ shaped my views of tolerance and justice.â âBut what I have always wondered if Scout Finch would have an erotic awakening with a space-vampire.â There is early talk of a film adaptation, with Michael Bay particularly interested. âGoddamn, now thatâs my kind of film,â he said. âThat first one was pussy-ass, but Scout Finchâs ass getting spanked? Hubba Hubba! Put Jen Lawrence in it and weâre talking dynamite.â Harper Lee herself is said to be concerned that already people are putting too much emphasis on the erotic aspects of the novel. âItâs got lots of really cool space battles as well,â she said.