NBC Nightly News Anchor Brian Williams Claims He Shot Osama Bin Laden
News reporter Brian Williams, who wasÂ recently caught in allegedly lying or embellishing news reports of things he saw on assignment -Â including those about being shot down in a helicopter during the invasion of Iraq â has made another shocking claim. After what critics have called a âlame apology,â Williams is now sayingÂ that while on assignment in 2011 in Pakistan, that he is the one that fired the bullet that killed Osama Bin Laden.âI was on assignment with the SEALS when we got the green light to take down Bin Laden,â said Williams. âFlying over Pakistan towards the compound, the SEALS were nervous, luckily they all looked up to me, so I just smiled at them and said âthis is what we train for, boys!â After landing in the compound, I was the first man through the door, I shot one of Bin Ladenâs guards and one of his wives, then I let SEAL Team Six finish the sweep of the first floor.âWilliams claims that he was left alone to check the rest of the building, but that he was happy to do it, because it meant that the SEAL team didnât have to face would could have been certain death.âHeading up the stairs, I could see the fear in the eyes of the SEAL team, so I said âdonât worry boys, I got this this,â and headed up alone. When I got to Bin Ladenâs room, I kicked in the door and found himÂ hiding in the corner. I just leveled my gun and said, âthis is for the NBC Nightly News BITCH!â and put a round between his eyes. I couldnât have done it without SEAL Team Six, but I feel relieved to finally get it off my chest. Itâs just like when I won the medal of honor in Vietnam. Or maybe it was in Korea. Actually, I think it was both. Yeah, it was both. This was just as exciting as that.âMost viewers say that they feel sorry for Williams, and that he may have some sort of disorder that forces him to lie uncontrollably.âPersonally, I think Brian has a problem, in that he needs to feel important,â said psychologist Mark Cartman, who does not treat Williams. âI think with years of therapy and some heavy doses of medication, he can get that whole, you know, embellishing problem fixed.ââWhatâs next, is he going to tell us heâs Santa Claus?â asked NBC Nightly News buff Carmine Classi. âGet this meathead off the air, he obviously has no credibility. Iâd rather watch the reanimated corpse of Walter Cronkite report the news. That man had class!âÂ Â