New Hampshire Candidate For Governor Says âWomen Shouldnât Be Allowed To Voteâ
Â With the elections over this week throughout the U.S., many people are seeing their favorite candidate, or a hated rival, elected into office. In New Hampshire, though, one man isnât blaming his loss to Maggie Hassan in the race for Governor on a poor race, or a bad campaign. Independent hopeful Lou Sanus, 73, says that his loss was because of âwomen voters.ââSusan B. Anthony can suck my old balls,â said Sanus in his concession speech. âIf that damn meddling bitch hadnât stepped out of line back then, then I could have been elected governor today. Of course a woman won â she got all the women voters in her corner! And everyone knows that when a woman wants something, she gets it, or she holds out on the sex, so Iâm sure plenty of horny men voted the way their wives told them to, leaving me in the dust!âSanus seems to think that women shouldnât be allowed to vote, on the sheer fact that a woman could ânever understandâ the complexities of politics.âBeing governor, hell, being in any office â itâs not easy,â said Sanus during his campaign run. âItâs not just sitting around all day in big, leather office chairs getting pleasured by sweet, young, secretaries like some people think â although I wonât say thatâs not a great part of the job, wink wink.ââLou Sanus thinks women shouldnât vote, and that their place is either in the kitchen, or on his micropenis,â said voter Mary Jordan. âHe made that so clear throughout his campaign, of courseÂ no woman would vote for him. No smart man, either. A vote for Sanus is a vote for sending us back to the dark ages. The man should be put to sleep.ââThatâs the kind of feminazi bullshit Iâve been hearing my entire campaign,â said Sanus in response. âIâm a manâs man, and a hell of a lover. Dark ages? Good Lord, some peopleâ¦or should I say, some women?Â I donât have a micropenis, by the way. That ugly dog wouldnât know a good lay or a good candidate if I gave her both at the same time. Next year, Iâm going to run in Maine. Hell, the only important issue on their ballot was whether or not to let people keep trapping bears â and who even gives a shitÂ about bears?âGovernor Maggie Hassan (D), who received 52% of the vote, had no comment about her competitor,Â except to say âWho the hell is Lou Sanus?â