Gay computer is old people's worst fear
A COMPUTER that talks in an effeminate male voice is the biggest fear of the over-70s. The Institute for Studies found that old people who previously spent their ample spare time worrying about homosexuals and technology were now anxious about an amalgam of the two. 83-year-old Tom Booker said: âIâve heard about these Apple Gaypads that talk in a Frankie Howerd sort of voice and say rubbish like âOoh you just turned me onâ and âPlug it into myÂ rearÂ socket, go onâ. âTheyâll have them in schools and turn all the little kiddies queer.â Pensioner Susan Traherne said: âIf gays moved in next door theyâd probably have raucous parties with men rubbing oil on each other, but at least I could nail the bedroom windows shut. âHowever the laptop my son got me could use gay internet sites to invite them all into my home, unlocking the doors with its computer powers so they can come in and bugger it.â