Coldplayâs Chris Martin has massive steak for breakfast
Chris Martin has eaten almost two pounds of extremely rare steak for breakfast this morning, according to reports close to the Coldplay frontman. Just hours after the news of his split from staunch vegan Gwyneth Paltrow, Martin told close friends that heâd forgotten the pleasures of a plate of delicious meat cooked âjust the way I used to have itâ. Friends of the singer said that although the split had hit him hard, a full stomach for the first time in eleven years had made the process much easier. âDear God this is delicious,â Martin told reporters who found him at an Argentinian steak house which had opened early at his specific request. âIf we arenât supposed to eat animals, then in hell why did God make them so bloody delicious?â he continued. âLook, Iâm sad about a Gwyneth and that, but at the same time Iâm excited about the bright future I have full of steaks, burgers and kebabs.â âOh God, barbecues â I can have barbecues again!â Martin is said to have rented a small apartment directly across from a kebab shop and KFC, ensuring cooking smells will reach his bedroom on a daily basis. He has also invested in a Playstation 4 and has been ringing round former male friends to see if they fancy a âboys night outâ. âI havenât seen him since that picnic he hosted where we couldnât eat chicken drumsticks in sight of his kids.â âBut heâs had this t-shirt made up, itâs says âIâm fun again, honestâ.â âFingers crossed itâs not a lie.â