NASA Scientists Admit Moon Landing Was A Hoax
Â NASA officials today admitted what many conspiracy theorists have been claiming for years, that man never walked on the moon. Chief scientist Alan Anderson said the lunar landing hoax had âgone on long enough,â and that it was becoming ridiculous to keep claiming that men have been to the moon.âYou have to understand, NASA was under a lot of pressure when President Kennedy promised the Nation that heâd put a man on the moon before the Ruskies,â said Space Technology Scientist Alan Anderson. âWe told him it was impossible, so he knew it had to be faked.ââAs the story goes he threatened to cut off funding if we didnât go along with the hoax,â said NASA engineer Rod Sterling. âPeople are smarter these days, and itâs getting more ridiculous and more difficult to keep the lie going. Weâre coming forward today to put an end to the lies and the manipulation of the public, and to put a stop to aÂ planned 2018 hoax Mars mission. NASA does a lot of good things, and our technology advances have helped mankind in many ways. I just donât want to see us waste our time and your tax dollars. We have real work to do.âNASA spokesmen said that President Obama had, like all presidents before him, knowledge of the hoax, and was required to keep it a secret by the CIA and the White House.âIn the government, itâs normally extremely hard to keep a secret. Something like this, I canât believe weâve been able to keep it going this long,â said Anderson. âI mean, Nixon couldnât keep a break-in at a hotel under wraps, and Clinton couldnât keep his affairs out of the media for more than 5 minutes. I honestly canât believe no one has spilled the beans before now.âÂ