Attention-seeking weather told to grow-up
BRITAINâS insecure, attention-seeking climate has been told to get a grip. The weather followed-up yesterdayâs hysterical heatwave melodrama with a noisy display of thunder and lightning which experts described as âpatheticâ. Martin Bishop, from the Met Office, said: âWeâre sick of it. I stand on the roof every day, trying to reason with it, but all I get back is infantile sulking or lots of âlook at me! look at me!â. âItâs classic, self-absorbed bullshit. Anyway, weâre going to stop doing forecasts, otherwise weâre just giving it what it wants. âThe only way the climate is ever going to change is if we ignore it completely.â Â