Drug Addict Continues to Make Bad Decisions
Lindsay Lohan, the former Hollywood actress turned celebutante sans Ã©gal, has shocked the gossip columns and the celebrity blogsophere by making yet another bad decision. The 25 year old professional substance abuser has reportedly been apprehended by Santa Monica police after driving her black Mercedes GelandewagenÂ down aÂ pedestrian-onlyÂ boulevardÂ on the city's famed 3rd Street Promenade in pursuit of a man dressed in a black rabbitÂ costume.Â  Witnesses say that Lohan spotted the man - who was promoting a new 'fast as a rabbit' high speed internet serviceÂ providerÂ - while driving alongside the mall on her way to a private beach party in Malibu. Disturbed by the man's appearance, she rolled down her window and began shouting with ascendingÂ vigorÂ "Animals make me frown. The dark rabbit must be put down. Animals make me frown! The dark rabbit must be put down!" "Animals make me frown. The dark rabbit must be put down." She then turned her vehicle into the pedestrian mall and charged towards the man, forcing onlookers toÂ scrambleÂ for safety. Lohan quickly crashed into a newsstand, whereupon her airbag deployed and she passed out. No injuries were reported. Police say Lohan was on PCP at the time of the incident, a powerful hallucinogen known to produce dissociative states. She is expected to be charged withÂ aggravatedÂ attempted manslaughter, but prosecutors will have to do without the testimony of her intendedÂ victimÂ who is refusing to cooperate with the police investigation. 23 year old Ricardo Alverez of Torrance, CA was starshocked when he learned that his attacker was none other than the famed Lohan. "That was Lindsay Lohan? Oh my god. I should have asked for her autograph! We love you Linsday!" Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton reportedly experienced several spontanious orgasms when he first heard the news and is currently being treated atÂ CedarsÂ SianiÂ HospitalÂ in Los Angeles for severe fluid loss.