California Woman Shocked After Waking Up With A Drunk Channing Tatum In Her Bed
Itâs happened to all of us. After a night of alcohol and debauchery, we face the next day with terrible regrets. At some point, every one of us has woken up next to a drunk Channing Tatum, and that is exactly what happened to Mary Shelly Wood of California.âI knew I had a bit too much to drink, but I didnât realize it was that bad,â she mumbled to a close friend through the haze of a harsh hangover. âThis has never happened to me. I mean, Iâve woken up next to hunky men before, but usually I remember how they got there.âAlthough Wood acknowledges having had sexual fantasies of the Magic Mike star, this situation was something sheâd never had in mind.âIâve been warned by so many friends that I donât want to end up like they did â in bed with the totally wasted man of my dreams. But I was naive. I thought that sort of thing couldnât happen to me.âMaryâs sister Lucy says her sibling has a lot to learn.âOf course, sheâs going through what all of us have been through,â said Lucy. âSheâll carry her regrets throughout the day, mingled with the hope that Channing will decide that sheâs âthe oneâ and make her the happiest girl in the world. Then, at some point over the next week, heâll wake up, put on his underwear, make himself breakfast and walk through the door, never to return. Iâve been there. We all have, and I realize now that itâs time to warn our little brother, Jeff.âTrainee journalist, Michael Mahone, adorably thought he could get a statement out of the 21 Jump Street actor. He too experienced the same terrible regrets we all have â of finding ourselves interviewing a grunting, unconscious Channing Tatum in someone elseâs bed.