Man Uses Bent iPhone 6 To Free Baby From Locked Car
Good news today for Apple and their latest flagship product, as a loyal âiFanâ was able to turn an engineering scandal into a stroke of genius and save a babyâs life in the process. Mark Mahone, a part-time modelÂ and actorÂ from Tahlequah, Oklahoma was walking through a local mallÂ parking lot on the way to his car,when he spotted a woman waving frantically.âShe just ran up to me, all frantic like,â Mahone recounts. âShe was screaming âmy baby is locked in the car!â over and over. Real uptight sounding. So I walk over to the car with her and sure enough, the baby was locked in the dang car. Well, as an actor I once played a criminalÂ on a second-rate TV show, and my scene involved unlocking a car with a slim jim,Â which is basically just a flat piece of metal that is bent just right at the end. Tensions are running kinda high though, and I canât think of a thing I can use to unlock the car.âAccording to Mahone, he was seconds away from merely smashing the womanâs window with his hands or face, but another idea came to him instead.âThen it hit me. I got the iPhone 6 plus! I figured I could bend it jussstt right, like I saw on all the bad reviews that I didnât getÂ to read because I bought it on day-1 at the midnight release. Anyway, so I bent her good,Â right then and there. It was real easy since itâs not a real sturdy phone. It took a couple of seconds, but I popped the lock and she was able to get her baby. Before I knew it, there was a reporter there, asking me questions. Said I was a hero and stuff.âOther bystanders remember it a little differently. Thad Henry, a local mechanic, was also on the scene.âThis lady locks her kid in the car. Total dumbass move. Too busy textingÂ like an idiot. Then this other dudeÂ comes along and bends his $900 dollar piece of Apple shitÂ into a slim jim. Typical iPhone dumbass â itâs a phone, dude! He never even thought to just call the police. Neither did the mom, apparently. I mean, itâs a pretty mildÂ 68 degrees out here, the baby is asleep, and a cop could be here to pop the lock for free in five minutes. Iâm just watching this whole thing go down, in total awe. Anyway, so this jackoffÂ bends his phone in half to unlock the door. He has to be a hero or whatever, and winds up looking like a total tool, âcauseÂ he bought a shittyÂ phone and then bent it in half to make it even shittier. Typical iPhone idiot, I tell ya!âPerhaps the mother said it best. âI donât know if it was the smart thing to do, but it got my door open, and my baby is safe. Sounds like a happy ending to me.âMeanwhile, Apple warranty doesnât cover bent iPhones, so with a bit of luck, MahoneÂ will be able to bend his back to a useable shape.