Congress Approves Bill That Will Offer Free Automobiles To Welfare Recipients
Â Yesterday the White House announced its plan to offer free motor vehicles to welfare recipients, after congress passed the bill in a narrow vote. The program, initiated by President Barrack Obama, is very similar to what is now widely known to the public as âThe Obama Phone,â where welfare recipients can get free cell phone service through a subsidized program. Some are even already referring to the free vehicle program as âThe Obama Car.âWhite House press secretary Josh Earnest announced the launching of the program in a late press briefing yesterday evening. âThe free automobile program gives low-income Americans the opportunity to take ownership of a vehicle at no cost, and will also include a monthly gas card for $100. Any United States Citizen receiving welfare benefits qualifies for the program, which will be starting on January 5, 2015.â said Earnest.Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell told reporters that this will be the downfall of President Obama. âThis absurd plan that the democrats have conjured up is beyond belief. I have no idea how or why congress passed this. But I will tell you this, itÂ is the beginning of the end for the Obama administration, Americans are fed up, and they are being called to the post,â McConnell said. âIt is only a matter of time before the impeachment hearings begin, mark my words.âEarnest said in the briefing that the campaign is intended to help unemployed Americans find secure employment, and ultimately will cause the unemployment rate to drop significantly. âEvery American deserves the right to possessÂ the ability to get themselves to a good job. Public transportation is very limited for most of the unemployed, especially in rural areas. This free vehicle assistance program is designed to change the way Americans are currently living. The President will sign the bill later this week, and the planning will be put into motion.â Earnest said.There is sure to be public outrage along with intense approval from American citizens. John Humphries, a Washington D.C. tourist from Huntsville, Alabama thought that news of the âObama Carâ program was a joke.âYou have got to be kidding me, I thought you were joking,â Humphries told Empire News correspondent DeVante Williamson. âWhat next? All we are doing is giving criminals and scum of the Earth the wheels to make their drug deals while using their Obama-phones to set the deals up. People who really want to work, find a way to get to work, they always have. The unemployed are just lazy and make zero effort to find steady work. They want the easy way out, and our so-called government gives it to them. This is ridiculous.âJuanita Jenkins of Albany, New York disagrees. âI think it is an excellent thing our government is doing. There are plenty of unemployed Americans who just cannot get to a job. This is sure to improve the steadily improving economy. I am not on welfare myself, but I have beenÂ considering quitting my job and applying for assistance while I look for aÂ Â better job. I guess that means IâllÂ be in line for aÂ car, too,â Jenkins said eagerly.Earnest also told the press that the types of vehicles used for the program will be various American-made models, Â older than five years, but no more than ten years old. Once welfare recipients receive their automobile they will be given a gas card similar to that of the food stamp (SNAP) card, which will be loaded monthly with $100 credit to be used at popular chain gas stations.Â