Identity of Malia Obamaâs Baby-Daddy Is Leaked â Youâll Never Believe Who The Father Is!
Â Now just over four months in to her pregnancy, spanks will soon stop concealing Maliaâs budding baby bump when she appears in public with her family.âThey got on my case about rolling my eyes at the Turkey pardoning. Truth is, I was super nauseous,â said Malia. âEver tried to stand in front of thousands of people, with cameras and lights everywhere, and all you want to do is puke? I begged Daddy not to have to go, but appearances are all that matters to anybody around here.âWhen asked about the possible paternity of Maliaâs baby, White House representatives have no official comment at this time, instead deflecting by saying the Obamaâs are having a nice family vacation away from âall this nonsense.âSources at MaliaâsÂ school, though, claim that they are fully aware of who the father is, and they say that itâsÂ not who everyone first suspected.âAt first we all, like, thought she was just lying about the whole thingÂ to get her old boyfriend Conner back. Conner and Malia hardly ever got alone time, âcause of like, theÂ secret service and paparazzi everywhere and stupid stuff like that, so ConnerÂ broke it off,â says Amanda, a 17-year-old âfrenemyâ of Maliaâs. âBut that made Malia, like, super pissed and totally jello. So, she made a big deal in the media about how her baby-daddyÂ wasnât goingÂ to pay his child support because he was white.Â It was so racist. It totally broke Connerâs heart, too. But like, donât worry about Conner. Iâm keeping him, like, totally happy now.âAccording to Amy, though, the real father was neverÂ Conner at all. âWhat I heard from another friend at school that is like, super close with Malia isÂ that [Malia] has always had a thing for someone in the royal family,â said Amy. âShe totallyÂ likes men in power, of course. When youâre, like, rich, or like, the presidentâs daughter, that probably just happens naturally. Anyway, apparentlyÂ Malia snuck off with Prince Harry a couple of times when he was visiting the U.S. I think heâs like, totally gotta beÂ the father. Which is like, so gross, because heâs reallyÂ old. At least when she has the baby, theyâre going to have, like, the best nannies that money can buy.âThe Obamas are currently on vacation in Hawaii, andÂ had ânothing to sayâ on the matter. No members of the Royal Family could be reached for comment.