Obama Mandates Muslim Sensitivity Training Starting In Elementary School
Schools that want to keep their federal funding will now have to teach Muslim sensitivity, according to reports from the White House. The mandate, signed by President Obama on Thursday afternoon, calls for all students starting at the elementary level to take classes on the importance of being sensitive towards Muslims. Critics claim that this is another wasteful program, and anotherÂ extremeÂ example of Obamaâs overreach.âThe time has come for Americans to be more sensitive to the Muslim religion,â President Obama said to reporters in a speech from the White House. âWith sensitivity training starting in elementary schools, we are guaranteeing a more sensitive generation. The Muslim religion is not like other religions, and the Muslim people are extremely sensitive whenever someone jokes, mocks, or even misunderstands their religion. We want all children to know that itâs okay to make fun of Jews and Catholics, because they know how to take a joke. Muslims canât take a joke, as they donât know joy or humor. So itâs important for us to change as Americans in order to make the Muslims happy.ââWhy should we change? Why donât them damn Muslims take an improv class or something, and learn how to take a joke?â said Senator Ted Cruz after the announcement by Obama. âWeâre Americans, and this country is at its greatest when weâre being politically incorrect and taking jabs at people who are different. I remember even Bugs Bunny got to call Japanese people slants and gooks in the cartoons of my era. Damn, those were the good old days. When Iâm President I promise to offend everybody, every day, the way it should be â the way it used to be!â