Yoghurt industry blamed for encouraging bacteria
THE yoghurt industry mustÂ start making antibiotic yoghurts or everyone will die, experts have claimed. Scientist Mary Fisher said: âFor decades scientists have waged a war with the yoghurt-makers, which for some reason thinks bacteria are great. âWith their shameless fostering of pestilence, these probiot-ists will send us back to the dark ages. They are the biggest bastards going. âI especially blame Martine McCutcheon, whom I consider to be a traitor to mankind.â She added: âIn the 80s they tried to make yoghurts with syphilis in but we burned down the factory.â A yoghurt industry spokesman said: âScience is wrong. Bacteria are our friends. âOne day massive cow-sized bacteria will rule the world and they will kill everyone who doesnât like specialÂ yoghurts.â