South East finally being wiped clean by the wrath of God
LIKE the ancient Egyptian city of Tanis, the south east of England is, at last, being wiped clean by the wrath of God. Saharan sand is sweeping across Britainâs greediest and most materialistic region, erasing its temples of avarice and sending a stark warning to all those who would worship at the altar of Mammon. Dr Marcus Brody, an expert in Biblical weather, said: âLike the sandstorm that consumed Tanis, it will probably last a whole year and will destroy much of London as well as Colchester, Basildon and, of course, Peterborough, the final resting place of the Ark of the Covenant. âBy caring for nothing but money and objects, the south east â and its pharaoh, Boris Johnson â have tested the patience of the Great Jaweh, or âJehovahâ. âNow He is cleansing them with an abrasive substance that will reach into every corner of their souls leaving them as hollow, crumbling shells, staring forever at their greed and folly. âSo you should probably stay indoors today.â Â