President Obama Announces He Will Resign Amid Allegations He Is Leader Of New Black Panther Movement
Â In a developing story that has landed a bombshell upon newsrooms across the world, President of the United States Barack Obama announced he will resign from office after a disgruntled member of the New Black Panther movement has come forward with proof that the President has been giving direct orders to the group.White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest made the shocking announcement just moments ago among a stunned room of journalists and reporters.âPresident Barack Obama has decided to resign from office as news has surfaced regarding his alleged involvement with the new Black Panther movement, and being harassed by the American people whenever he wants to go out and have some fun,â Earnest announced. âSometime tomorrow, Vice President Joseph Biden will assume office as President of the United States of America.âLate last night, several media outlets released a video tape of Obama speaking at a Black Panther rally in which he made a statement to a large group of members.âIt is time to finish the job and take over what is owed to us. If they want a fight, we will give them a fight,â Obama said. âIt is time that freedom has spoken.â The Obama Administration claims the statements were taken out of context, as he was referring to the ongoing feuding with North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, but also stated the President is just tired of being picked on every time he wants to go on vacation.The President then took to the stand to give his side of the story. âIt is with a heavy heart that I have decided to give the American people what they want; Joe Biden in the Oval office. I get blamed for everything. The American people have spoken and have stated that everything bad in their lives is specifically my fault, and Iâm sick of it,â the President said. âIâm going to take my ball and go home, I quit. You wonât have me to kick around anymore.âMembers of the Associated Press pressured the president for further comment, but the commander-in-chief refused questions.âSee what you people have done? Youâve run the first black president straight out of office with your jokes and your ridicule,â said vice-president Joe Biden. âNot that Iâm complaining. Guess itâs my turn to give it a whirl!âÂ