Google Reveals New X-Ray Glasses At San Francisco Gadget Expo
The 2014Â Gadget Expo is a regular âNerd Nirvana,â with all the latest gadgets and gizmos on display for people to check out, try out, and plan their 2015 tech purchases. Many new products created plenty of excitement such as Appleâs iWatch and Alienwareâs 3D laptop. But the one product that stole the show was Googleâs new X-Ray glasses, which the company is already planning for aÂ 2015 release.âWe all remember the ads in the back of comics. You could get sea monkeys or paper dolls. But the most popular ad was for X-Ray glasses. Of course, those glasses were a disappointment when they came in the mail, but it created a dream in the minds of aÂ generation,â saidÂ Larry Page, Google CEO. âNow, some of those disappointed boys are the smartest engineers in the world, and they work here at Google. Ladies and gentlemen, those same young honor society nerds that dreamed of seeing through girls clothes have done it, and we now have real X-Ray glasses! Pending some safety issues, Google X-GooglesÂ will be available next year!ââItâs true, the X-Ray glasses work perfectly, and with different settings, you can see through garments, skin and bones, and even walls,â said Product manager Harold Harris. âWe see this as a great development that will no doubt have untoldÂ advantages in the fields of medicine and law enforcement. The safety tweaks are happening now, as the one Mr. Page spoke of is actually quite serious. Currently, the X-Ray glasses have a 100% brain tumor rate on wearers. Unfortunately, the threat of brain tumors is not stopping the engineers on the project from wearing the glasses to spy on female employees. I guess for them seeing a girl naked is worth a brain tumor. At the rate engineers are dropping out for sickness or straight-up dropping dead, the tweaksÂ may take a little longer to fix than expected.âDespite possible setbacks in health-related risks and fatalities by wearers, Google still plans to release the new X-ray glasses as soon as possible. âWe know that Google Glass was just the beginning for what weâre calling or Google Spectacles Division,â said Page. âAll those peopleÂ out there wearing our current product will certainly be interested in our new Google X-Googles. We canât wait for them to all go from becoming Glassholes to Raytards.âÂ