Madonna inundated with workplace accident compensation cold calls
Workplace compensation claims specialists have been frantically trying to reach Madonna after she fell down the stairs at work. The accident took place during her Brit Awards performance and saw her tumble-down two steps before hitting the ground in front of millions of witnesses. Workplace compensation lawyer Simon Williams told us, âAll I heard was â56 year old woman fell down the stairs at workâ, and thought thereâs some mileage in that.â âThen I was told thatÂ one of her colleagues actually pulled her down the stairs by the clothes around her neck âÂ and it was all caught on camera.â âThatâs when I got excited. Itâs an open and shut case, a proper big payout.â âI got Â£15k for a woman who slipped after ignoring a âwet floorâ sign, so imagine what I can do here!â âThen I heard it was actually Madonna, the Madonna, and thatâs when I realised this is the sort of claim that not only makes careers, but I could retire on the commission.â âIâve been pressing redial ever since.â Viewers have said that although it looked like a pretty big tumble, Madonna got up and carried on suggesting she had sufferedÂ no serious injuries. Williams went on, âDonât let that fool you. These types of injuries can take a few hours to present themselves â adrenaline can get you through a lot of pain.â âThe only people who truly seem able to identify the seriousness of a workplace injury the very moment itÂ happens are premiership footballers.â âPut it this way, if the next photo you see of MadonnaÂ is of herÂ in a wheelchair and a total body cast from the neck down, youâll know Iâve made contact.â