Georgia Legislature Passes Reparations Bill; Govât To Give $2,500 To Every Black Male
Â In a move to finally make some amends for slavery, the Georgia State Legislature has passed a reparations bill that will go into effect immediately. The bill, which met very little opposition, will give every black maleÂ resident of the state of Georgia a tax-free check for $2,500. The deadline to register for the checks will be AprilÂ 1st, 2015, with checks set for a November mailing.âI pushed for this bill to pass and I pushed hard,â said Governor Nathan Deal. âMy fellow Republican governors and IÂ felt it was the time was right to say âIâm sorryâ. Slavery was a dark time in our history, and no amount of money could ever truly make amends, but all we could afford was $2,500, and even that was pretty damn hard to get.ââIt wasnât easy getting Obama to release the money from the federal reserve, so I donât think other states will be able to pass their own bills, at least not soon,â said state representative Bill Jones. âSince it looks like it will only be Georgia, I encourage all black males to move to Georgia and set up residency by Jan. 15th, 2016 if you want your money. Georgia has a lot to offer; good schools, warm weather, and an international airport in case you would like to spend that $2,500 on tickets to Africa or Jamaica or whatever. However you spend the money is your business, but remember itâs only for Georgia residents, so move to Georgia and remember, âWeâre sorry.âââIs Obama an idiot? The republicans hoodwinked him good here,â said Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren. âIf all the African-AmericansÂ move to Georgia, whoâs going to vote democrat in the other states? Obama just handed the electoral college to the republicans for 2016. Damn him. The least he could do wasÂ do it right and have the greedy corporations pay for it.âÂ