McDonald's May Soon Start Serving...Kale?!
Shamrock Shakes wonât be the only green thing at McDonaldâs (besides, like, salads) for much longer...but they will still be the most delicious green thing! That wonât change because Shamrock Shakes are THE BEST. Anyway, McDonaldâs may soon put kale on its menu. Yes. Kale. Janney Capital Markets Firm was the one who blabbed the news, writing in an analyst note to clients that Mickey Dâs would debut kale âin the not-too-distant futureâ and, via CNBC, âPossibilities include kale for use in salads, or perhaps a kale smoothie.  NEWS: Mystery solved: This is whatâs actually in McDonaldâs French fries The news comes after McDonaldâs vowed to stop using chicken raised without human antibiotics (âin the next two yearsâ) and only use that comes milk from cows who haven't beenÂ treated with growth hormones. It also comes two months after they released this commercial talking sh*t about kale: âNo kale, soy or quinoa here,â the ad boasts. âJust 100% Big Mac. " McKale? McNo Thanks. Whatâs next? McQuinoa Bowls? Are you kidding us?! McCold-Pressed Juices? Ronald have mercy. A McFlurry with bits of McKale mixed in? Oreo or GTFO.  NEWS: This is why weâre SO OVER talking about the calories in Chipotle  "We're always looking at new and different ingredients that customers may enjoy, " one of Mickey Dâs spokespeople told L.A. Times. Meanwhile, Capital Markets claims, âMcDonaldâs clearly aims to raise consumersâ perception of the quality of its food. Adding kale to the menu in some way could help be a step in this direction.â Unless itâs fried, WEâRE NOT INTERESTED. Viva La Big Mac! Now, check out Jennifer Lawrenceâs best comments about food and dieting: