Fred Talbotâs latest forecast includes âlots of desperately unpleasant showersâ
Fred Talbot has been found guilty of sexually abusing teenage boys, and faces the prospect of unpleasant showers for at least the next few years. The television weatherman was found guilty after strong evidence came in from the North West, leaving his defenceÂ cold and unsubstantiated. Though parts of his story were said to have cleared, the areas still affected by the verdict can expect several years of unwanted heavy petting. High pressure coming in from A wingÂ could take itsÂ toll, leaving Talbotâs areas feeling extremely warm if exposed to the elements involved without adequate protection. Things may clear up overnight, only for the pressure to return each morning in time for breakfast. The long term forecast remains bleak, with no prospect of sunshine. Reporter Simon Williams has been following the case closely, and told us, âI canât say if the showers heâll be experiencingÂ willÂ be heavy, but I can say that the naked guy standing next to him definitelyÂ will be.â âApparently heâs used to leaping around when close to water, and heâs going to have to be fleet of foot in the bathrooms from now on, I assure you.â