Canadian Prime Minister Threatens Attack On U.S.
Â With the United States facing random threats from countriesÂ all over the world, it appears we may have overlooked our close neighbor. Officials in Canadaâs war room have announced they will attack the United States if they continue to be ignored.Reports indicate that Canada has attempted to speak with the United States, specifically with President Obama, about many different issues that they are facing. Healthcare, the war overseas, and illegal immigration are just a few. With so much on Americaâs lap, it appears that they have ignored they request and Canada isÂ not happy.âFor the entire life of this country, we have been there for the United States. Whether it be as a safe haven for their draft-dodging citizens, or as folly for their comedy on South Park.Â AÂ man can only be pushed to far before he begins to get angry,â said Prime Minister Stephen Harper. âWe as a nation are getting a lot of backlash from the choicesÂ of the American government, and all we asked for was a sit down to discuss how we could end this. Now, we arenât some noisy neighbors, but enough is enough! Weâve got dozens of people signing up with our military for a potential attack. We would be ready. Never count out Canada, eh!âPresident Obama has yet to make an announcement about the issue, but U.S. government officials find it âadorableâ that Canada thinks they could possibly stand a chance in attacking.âCanada is our friend, and they will cool down in no time,â said former President Bill Clinton. âIn no way, shape, or form do I think they are being serious about this â they just want to be heard. Canada has always been like the child who canât get his way, and makes idle threats about âtaking the ball and going home,â as it were. I understand some backlash they may be getting fromÂ our troubles, but come on now. The only country more laid-back than Canada is Sweden.âPrime Minister Harper has announced that he will give it 10 weeks before he attacks if he isnât provided a sit-down with President Obama. âIf I get all the way to theÂ ninth week with no response, I will be forced to countdown with warnings. Nineâ¦Nine and a halfâ¦.Nine and three-quarters. The United States does not want to make us angry,â said Harper.Â Â