North Korea mulls addition of second page to internet
Officials behind North Koreaâs glorious internet are considering adding a second page.\n North Koreans seeking to better themselves through carefully managed online knowledge are currently enlightening by a portrait of Kim Jong-un, gazing imperiously to his left. The breathtaking image is captioned âthe font of all knowledgeâ, reassuring citizens that they are in good hands. The proposed second page will build on this already-thorough database, with another portrait of Kim Jong-un staring wisely to his right. North Korea has attempted to launch a new page before, which was a huge success despite it crashing. The latest update was coded by Kim Jong-un himself, while riding a unicorn and smoking a cigarette. Running dogs in the west have praised the openness of North Koreaâs internet, particularly their policy on cookies, which are easy to opt out of. âWe have no need of such intrusive technologyâ, explained the First Marshall of the Internet. âWe already know precisely where you are, and what you are doing.â