âEbony and Ivoryâ to be re-released in wake of âThe Dressâ controversy
Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder are to re-record their 80s classic âEbony and Ivoryâ as arguments over the colour of a dress continue to tear the Internet apart. A picture of the dress has caused huge controversy since it was posted on Instagram, with millions of people drawn into a huge argument over what colour it actually is. âItâs clearly Black and Blueâ, said the fashion editor of Vogue magazine whilst beating her colleague over the head with a stapler. âSome morons say otherwise but what do they know about clothing?â âStay down!â, she added to her colleague. âSTAY DOWN.â Meanwhile critical peace talks in the Ukraine have broken down with the two sides yelling âBlack!â and âGold!â at each other whilst brandishing automatic weaponry. At a press conference in New York, McCartney and Wonder said they hoped that their song of harmony in the face of different colours might help bring peace back to a divided world. âItâs all so sillyâ, said Paul McCartney to the assembled reporters. âSo much anger and argument over one White and Gold dress.â âHang on,â said Wonder. âThey told me the dress was Black and Blue.â âThis reunion is off, you colour-blind fucker.â