Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has âTiny, Weird Penisâ
 Actress Selena Gomez said today that ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber has a "ridiculously small" penis. In an interview with E!Â EntertainmentÂ News outside a charity event in New York, Gomez explained how the tween sex idol isÂ under-equippedÂ for the job. "We're here with Selena Gomez," started the reporter. "Wow Selena, you look amazing tonight! I bet that's the kind of outfit that would just drive Justin Bieber wild when you were together huh?" "I dunno ... It's hard to tell when Justin's excited because his dick is so small," Gomez answered. "Sometimes I would try to initiate sex by doing a strip-tease for him. And I couldn't tell if he was horny or not. It changes like 2Â millimetersÂ from flaccid to fully erect." The E! reporter, realizing she had anÂ opportunityÂ to make headlines, decided to goad Gomez into further disparaging Bieber. "How small are we talking?" she asked. "Smaller than an average-sized cucumber?" "Honestly, I've seen pieces of penne pasta bigger than Justin Bieber's cock," GomezÂ replied, "and the pasta's usually stiffer too. "I find itÂ hilariousÂ that there are all these millions of girls who dream about dating Justin Bieber and think that he's like some sort of sex god. "Ladies, unless you're an Asian midget with aÂ correspondinglyÂ miniatureÂ vagina - he won't be able to satisfy you. Sorry. "And don't even get me started on theÂ weirdÂ shape. His dick bends so much, it looks like someoneÂ attachedÂ the letter L to his crotch. "You know those breakfastÂ cerealsÂ with pieces shaped like letters of the alphabet? That's exactly what Justin Bieber's penis looks like. A minature L from an Alpha-Bits cereal box." Selena Gomez is an actress best known for her work on the Disney seriesÂ Wizards of Waverly PlaceÂ and the recentÂ HarmonyÂ Korine film Spring Breakers.Â This week she released a single from her forthcoming debut record album.