Nation hoping there are flesh-eating kangaroos in Australian jungle
As the new series of Iâm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here began on ITV, the nation has become transfixed on the idea of a flesh-eating marsupial storming the camp in the middle of the night and devouring the contestants alive. The series began by introducing a wide range of people you donât know, among faces of people youâve never seen, interspersed with a couple who might have been recognisable in the eighties. Viewer Sarah Williams told us, âOnce again they have taken mediocrity to a whole new level.â âIâm pretty sure itâs a trade descriptions infringement, right? Clearly that show should be called Iâm A Fucking Nobody Now Let Me Eat Some Testicles For Your Entertainment.â âHow am I supposed to know which of them should sleep in a vat of animal faeces if Iâve no idea who they are?â Television owners Grant Matthews told us, âIâve been researching, and though Kangaroos are strict herbivores, and evolution can take millions of years, Iâm still hoping that a savage meat-eating genus will emerge before the season finishes.â âIt might somehow make its way into camp and get stuck into that moron from that Essex abomination.â âIt might need to be post-watershed, but I guarantee ITV it will be the biggest audience theyâve ever had.â âThey could even sell it on pay per view and make a fortune.â