Apple to Release Screenless Macbook That Projects Visuals Directly Into Userâs Brain
Since CEO Tim Cook took on leadership roles at the company, fans of Apple have been underwhelmed by their new releases and updates. Critics constantly point out that little has changed in the smartphone market since the iPhone 4, and the Macbook has remained at the level of âjust good.ââSteve Jobs used to take flawless devices and make them better,â tech blogger, Robert Hobbes wrote. âBut since 2011, weâve been bored with gadgets that offer everything we could have wished for and more â will the next unimaginable novelty ever be released?âCurrent Apple CEO, Tim Cook, answered that question today with a resounding yes. Cook was always going to have a hard time following the Jobs era, but his stock hit an embarrassing low after his cringeworthy excitement at the launch of the rather milquetoast Apple Watch. Now, however, he has come up with the next piece of technology to change the world.âI have created the first screenless laptop!â he announced, the maniacal gleam in his eyes rivalling his predecessors greatest moments. The crowd roared in unison. âThe public will never have to stare at a screen again. With the release of the Macbook ThinAir, the way we look at technology â or rather the way we donât look at technology â will change forever.âAppleâs website explained exactly how the product will work.âThe most advanced screenless technology to date is here,â it read. âThe new Macbook ThinAir â named for the feature that the screen is made entirely of air which has been chemically depleted to be as lightweight as possible â will project the image straight from the processor into the userâs brain. The advantages of this new technology are far reaching. The average citizen will never have to use his or her eyes again. Instead, the Macbook will project visuals of the 360 surroundings of the individual, on which the content of the processor will be overlayed. Sounds and scents will be transmitted in the same way, making three of the five human senses superfluous.âThe Macbook ThinAir looks very much like the current Macbooks, except the screen area is just solid metal. In place of the standard webcam is the sensor that will input images directly into the brain of the user. ThinAir is expected to launch by the end of the year, with a price of $5000. A mouseÂ will be available for purchase for $3000. A constant supply of $500 batteries will also reportedly be needed to retain clear eyesight, hearing and smell. Batteries, like all Apple products, will be aesthetically pleasing, available only from Apple, and will only ever be sold in single packs, with no discounts for bulk quantities.