Mesolithic hunter was first hot man
FEMALE scientists have unearthed a swarthy, blue-eyed Mesolithic hunter they believe was the first hot man. Professor Mary Fisher, who found the skeleton, said: âIn the early stone age there were no good-looking men, they all had protruding foreheads and chimpy walks. âThen this hunting, gathering stud muffin comes along and totally changes the game. âWith his square jaw and piercing eyes, he combined strength and sensitivity. âHe would venture out in the cold with his spear, bring back a cave bear carcass and cook it himself using delicious foraged herbs and spices. âThen he would wash up all the stone plates in preparation for attentive lovemaking. And he remembered birthdays by scratching off the days on the cave wall with a piece of flint.â