Bieber Derps Harper Over IDLE NO MORE
Wearing his now famous bib-front coveralls and some say sporting a few days of facial hair, pop star Justin Bieber went on a rant in front of 64,000 fans in Scranton, Ohio, and called Canadaâs Prime Minister a âderpâ for not even acknowledging the national aboriginal protest, Idle No More. âI thought he was cool, but I was the fool,â the baby-faced singer ad-libbed in an impromptu rap ditty. âDoesnât listen to his people, just goes up to his steeple.â The steeple comment is widely interpreted as a reference to Harperâs recent disclosure that he is deeply religious and attends a fundamentalist church. Idle No More began as a regional protest by aboriginal women to oppose a federal bill (C-45) that allows natives to sell their land to non-natives and puts at risk whole native communities. One leader, Chief Theresa Spence, is on a hunger strike in protest and the movement has quickly become a national uprising by natives and non-natives alike. Speaking to reporters following the concert and his angry outburst, Bieber said he had become friends with the Prime Minister after giving a private mini-concert for Harperâs children and their friends at the PMâs official residence, 24 Sussex Drive. Harper recently awarded Bieber with a Queenâs Jubilee Medal that lead to controversy over a wardrobe malfunction when one of Bieberâs bib flaps came unbottoned exposing his right pec. The controversy resurfaced recently when Bieberâs Medal was listed for sale on Craigâs List. âHarps has become so rachet,â Bieber told reporters before leaving the Jim Beam BourbonPlex in Scranton. âHe needs to moss and listen. I love the Idle No More movementâ¦great title for a song.â The Prime Ministerâs Office declined to comment but an anonymous aide said that âThe Prime Ministerâs response was NSFW.â Robin Steele\nReporting for The Lapine *Derp is a slang term often used to mean âdumb assâ or the more recent âass hat.â\n**Rachet is a slang term often used to mean ârudeâ or the more recent âhead gobbled up by your ass.â\n***Moss is a slang term often used to mean ârelax and chill out manâ or the more recent âjust blow a spliff.â\n****Spliff is a slang term often used to mean âmarijuana cigarette.â\n*****NSFW is an acronym meaning âNot Suitable For Work.â