New Texas Law Makes Homosexuality Illegal
Â Shocking news coming out of Texas today after a law has been passed making it illegal to be a homosexual throughoutÂ the state. The law was passed on Friday and took effect Monday morning.The law first began to form after a local Houston police officer saw his 7-year-old son kiss a fellow male friend on the mouth while playing in their backyard. When asked why he kissed the other boy he replied, that he had âseen it on TV.ââI certainly punished him after I saw that,â said the officer, who wishes to remain anonymous. âNo more TV, and you can bet your ass he got the belt. Iâll smack the gay right outta that boy.âOutraged by the event in his backyard, the officer took to the court rooms knocking down door-after-door until eventually getting into the right ears andÂ helping to get the law passed.âHomosexualityÂ is an outrage,â said the officer. âTelevision gets into our the heads of our children,Â and it isnât fair. I had to make sure that I stopped it in itsÂ tracks. I donât blame TV, I blame this country and its flagrant homosexuality. Everywhere you look there are gays touching and kissing and holding hands. Rather than educating my son or letting him be who he wants to be, I had to make the hard decision and make sure he turns out straight. Either he does, or heâll end up behind bars.âManyÂ establishments, such asÂ The Rusty HammerÂ and The Texas Wiener, two of Dallasâ biggest gay bars, are also being forced to have a change of theme, or the state will be looking atÂ shutting them down.Representatives from the state government have yet to comment publicly on the new law, but they do claim that it was something many Texans hadÂ been hoping would happen for ages.âItâs about time these homos were stopped from being able to touch each other,â said Milton Charles, a resident of Austin. âWe donât need the gays out there, threatening our way of life, and teaching our children itâs okay to be gay. Sodomy is disgusting. I canât imagine how anyone would want that.âAfter being informed that the definition ofÂ sodomy actually includedÂ any form of âunnatural,â sex, and that technically that would also include any oral sex he received from his wife, he commented further on what he says is âtruly disturbingâ sexual acts.âWell clearly I meant the gay-sodomoy when I said that,â said Charles. âWhat I do inÂ the privacy ofÂ myÂ house ainât nobodyâs business. But the gays, they shouldnât be doing that sâ.âSeveral men have been arrested since the law was enacted this morning, but so far no women have been brought in on charges.Â