Teenage Girl Dies After Holding In Farts During School Dance
Parents and students at St. Petersburg high school are in shock and tears today after the news of the death of 16-year-old Katy Campbell. Campbell, a junior at St. Petersburg, died while attending a school dance, and the county coronerÂ is claiming her death could have easily been avoided.According to Dr. Joe Goldsmith of the St. Petersburg Medical Examinerâs Office,Â Campbellâs stomach imploded, and she died during the high school Winter WonderlandÂ Dance.âKaty died due to a large amount of Â built-up methane gas in her stomach,â said Goldsmith. âUnfortunately, we believe sheÂ was holding in a bad case of stinkyÂ flatulence, this causing her stomach and bowels to rupture. If she had just broken that wind, sheÂ would still be here today.âPolice investigators are ruling the death accidental, and say no foul-play is suspected. âBasically, Katy Campbell had the biggest date of her life, and apparently her parents, who are vegans, forced her to eat a giant plate of beans, kale, and spinach before she was picked up,â said Captain Aaron Silver of the St. Petersburg Police Department. âShe tried desperately to hold in her gas so she would not be laughed at by her hunky jock date. Sadly, it ended her life. The parents have been through enough, so we will not be charging them as accessories, despite forcing the horrible meal onto poor Katy.ââI wish she had just run off into the bathroom, or a dark corner somewhere, and just let that fart go,â said Katyâs date, Bob Eakafe. âI mean hell â I farted a couple times while we were dancing. Donât think anyone noticed. Poor Katy, she probably thought she did it. Itâs depressing really, because now I have no one to take to the spring dance next month.âIn lieu of flowers, Katyâs parents request donations be made to your local natural gas company.