Roommates To Write Letters To Every Billionaire Asking For âA Pretty Easy $100,000 Jobâ
Simon and Miles have been roommates for nearly 2 years now. Â They both have a nearly non-existent work ethic and only keep jobs because they have to. Â The majority of their time is spent smoking weed, talking about stuff, and masturbating over things they will never have. Â The two friends believe that they come up with ideas that they need to share with the world. Miles brought up to Simon, the other day, that there should be a pod system that the government should put in place. Â âWe could get rid of cars entirely,â started Miles. Â âThey would be suction tubes like when you go to the bank. Â We could travel in those tubes. Â We could have them installed in the back of our microwaves. Â Then we could order food from any restaurant and they would send a hot meal right through the tube into our house. Â We have flooding in some places and droughts in other places. Â We could position the tubes to suction water from one place to the other so everyone could get what they need. Â I mean, I know it would cost a lot of money but wouldnât it be worth it?â Simon eyes lit up before he responded. Â âYouâre a genius, Miles. Â The government would never do this but what about all the billionaires who have more money than they know what to do with. Â We should share our ideas with them. Â They could pay us. Â Yeah, we come up with the ideas and then they have people who would actually do the stuff. Â They could make money off of our ideas. Â We would just sit there and think of crazy stuff like we do now but it would help the billionaires and it would help the world. Â We donât need much. Â They could pay us like $100,000 a year to do what we already do now. Â Thereâs got to be one of those bastards that is just crazy enough to buy into this idea.â Miles and Simon agreed that this may be their best idea yet. Â It would get them out of their shitty jobs, crappy apartment, and a lifestyle they both detest. Â They agreed that they would write every billionaire around the world a personalized letter proposing this unprecedented think tank idea. Â One would surely bite. Â Miles went so far as to pull up a list in a Â google search of all the billionaires in the world, but thatâs as far as they got. Â The two friends started talking about the spork and questioned why no other utensils were combined like this. Â Simon came up with the idea of a fife, which would combine the talents of a fork and a knife. Â Somehow he was able to justify how this utensil would be able to work in such a way where you could cut your steak with it and then put it in your mouth to eat it too. Â Looks like that $100,000 job may not be coming quite as soon as the pair thought.