23rd Annual Study of Menâs Penis Sizes Shows No Change
The findings of this yearâs study that yet again measured the length and heft of thousands of menâs penises were released today and dick all new was found. âIf you can imagine most men you pass on the street having a small dill pickle between their legs, you donât need to read this yearâs results,â said Dr. Lee Scott of Kingâs College Anatomical Research Department. âThe average manâs sexual and urination organ is the same weight and length as it has been for decades.â âWhich begs the questionâ¦why in the bloody hell are we asked to put on latex gloves to measure and weigh menâs dinkies year after year after year?â âWhat are they, whomever they are, hoping to find?â âFor some unfathomable reason, we keep getting annual funding from somewhere so we do our unpleasant duty and get 6,000 men to drop their trousers and show us their williesâ¦relaxed and saluting.â  The studies of menâs penis sizes at Kingâs College and the Durex Research Center in Dallas, Texas, have been conducted annually since 1992 and have consistently found that men who use a ruler to measure their own male members were either including their scrotums in their measurements or were rounding up to the nearest three inches. âMen worry about the size of their penis but 97% of the things are within a centimetre (.393 of an inch) of each other in length,â said Scott. âThatâs it in a nutshellâ¦but thatâs another study.â Study results are considered accurate 20 times out of 19.