US Drones Report That Kim Jong Un Has Turned Himself Into A Monkey
If US drone reporting technology is correct, which it always has been, North Korea is playing with some larger toys in their nuclear sandbox than anyone could have imagined. Â Their technological abilities appear to be far beyond what has ever been seen before. Â TMZ has reported that they were able to intercept a classified Morse code message from a US drone sent from North Korea directly back to the White House. Â The decoded transcript is below: Mr. President âÂ  As requested, we continue to track Kim Jong Unâs whereabouts. Â Weâve held continuous contact with him for several weeks. Â This evening he disappeared from our radar. Â We checked the batteries in our radar systems and everything checked out. Â Using our newly developed reverse cloaking osmosis process, we were able to locate our subject. Â Weâre not really sure how to say this but Jim Jong Un has somehow turned himself into a monkey. Â We triple checked the coordinates and then verified it when we captured this photo of a monkey reading a newspaper. Â This is not a drill and this is not a joke. Â We repeat, this is not a drill and this is not a joke. Kim Jong Un was a human one minute and a monkey the next. Â For its own safety, weâre getting the drone the hell out of that area immediately. Â Drone out. The White House has yet to make any comment on this fluid situation. Â They have also not confirmed whetherÂ TMZâs translation is accurate. Â If this information is correct, which we will assume that it is, the relatively small nation of North Korea is a powerhouse to be reckoned with. Â If they are able to turn people into monkeys, what else might they be capable of? Â Itâs frightening to even think about it. This recently uncovered information would explain why Kim Jong Un ordered for the release of all zoo monkeys. Â It may also be a clue as to why there are so many bananas scattered all over the city streets. Â It is clear that the crafty North Korean leader is setting up an environment where he can be fully camouflaged when he turns into a monkey. No one still, however, has been able to put any logic behind Dennis Rodmanâs visit and hangout party with Kim Jong Un. Â That remains a mystery.