Madonna Exposes Deviant Sex Acts No One Wants to Know Any More
Madonna has once again exposed details of her deviant sexual acts, this time with no prompting or interest from the general public. The powerful superstar has released lude details of her private life over the course of her incredibly long career, usually to great excitement from Christian men in particular. This time, critics are saying sheâs too old to be anything but repulsive to most sexually active persons.âMadonna still retains her high level of significance,â said Bishop John Kemp. âBut these sex books and tapes and interviews she keeps doing â well, theyâre getting a bit much. The first time she did it was exciting. The first ever woman to be impregnated by God. Now itâs gotten old, along with her wrinkled skin and decomposing nose.âThe latest revelations were released in a detailed interview with Jehovahâs Witnessesâ Watchtower publication. They described her and God doing it in a number of never before seen ways â positions and actions that are impossible for most mortal beings.âHer loyalty to the deity is remarkable,â said theologian Mark Walters. âOver the past two millennia, sheâs remained the Virgin Mary, keeping all her sexual activity on a higher plane. Itâs an inspiration to us all in this time of free love and rampant divorce. However, in my experience Christian leaders do not take well to hearing about the sexual deviance of their God.âAnd the response from priests and ministers around the world has proved his sentiments to not be unfounded.âIâm quickly losing respect for Mother Mary,â said one cardinal of the Catholic Church. âSheâs our martyr and, although her initial encounters with the Lord Above gave us inspiration and hope, now sheâs just undermining his name. I donât want to know that he likes to create a vagina for himself out of nothing and let her stick her hand inside. No one needs to know that information.âThe deity however stood up for his long term lover, stating that His virility should be something that mortals can aspire to, and that the Virgin Mary should be acknowledged for her sexual prowess.