Majority of Mac users âhave second PC for pornâ
Most Apple Mac users keep a cheap and nasty Windows PC âon the sideâ for the use of internet pornography, according to a piece of research from Onan-online magazine. The magazine polled 450 men and found that 85% of Mac owners refused to sully their beloved luxury product with âsleazyâ material. âIt doesnât feel right using my Mac for you-know-what,â said Rob Jones, a graphic designer from Stoke Newington. âThatâs the keyboard Iâm writing my novel on.â Ricardo DeSousa, editor of Onan-Online explains: âHaving a Mac is like having a really hot model for a girlfriend. Sheâs expensive and picky but she looks great sat on your table in a coffee bar. A PC maybe a bit embarrassing, but sheâs cheap, good to go and she let you plug in two mice at the same time if thatâs your thing.â The survey also found that a lot of men had problems gaining an erection in-front of their Macs. âTherefore a lot of guys get a PC on the side, but keep them hidden away in draws or under the bed. They donât take them out, donât show them off to friends, they just drag them out when theyâre horny. Itâs sad but these PCs are normally happy for whatever they can get,â explained DeSousa. Doug Selwyn of Shoreditch says his PC is a risk, but lets him go home and enjoy his Mac even more. âI love the buzz of doing it secretly on a risky Windows computer. It might crash, it might get a virus, it might share your browser history with your missus. The thrill really turns me on, but also lets me appreciate my Mac for what it is, a lovely object and more of a long-term commitment thing. I want to build a family with my Mac.â Microsoft are planning on capitalising on this research with an overtly sexual campaign built around the seedy allure of a ramshackle PC. A special version of their operating system is being launched called âConfessions of a Windows cleanerâ, with the slogan âRelax, we can just type if you want toâ.