Blackhawkâs Patrick Kane Rushed to Hair Salon
Immediately following the Chicago Blackhawkâs victory over the Boston Bruins in the NHL Stanley Cup series, Patrick Kane was rushed to a hair salon for emergency treatment of what the team is calling an âupper bodyâ concern. âPatrick took some pretty good shots to the mullet,â said a grim Hawksâ coach Joel Quenneville. âHe was mussed up pretty badly but heâs day-to-day and weâll know more over the next 48 hours.â The games between the two teams have been rough with neither team shaving or giving an inch, resulting in the latest injuries to the Bruinsâ Patrice Bergeron (suspected ruptured spleen or kidney) and Hawksâ captain Jonathan Toews (suspected concussion or sinus oozing). âWe expect Patrick to be lookinâ good in the lineup for the game in Boston,â said Quenneville. âHis feathered bangs may not be 100% but these guys all play through these things at playoff time.â The diminutive Kane has over 200,000 twitter fans and his facebook pageâ¦âI Want to Have Patrick Kaneâs Babyââ¦was briefly shut down due to high volumes when reports of his do injury were first reported.