Dozens killed as clashes between rival Android and Apple fans escalate
Dozens of technology users have been killed with hundreds more injured as fighting escalated amongst rival technology factions last night. What began as a minor skirmish in the YouTube comments of an iPhone 6 review, soon became a running street battle in which scores of pedestrians were unwittingly involved. As one eye-witness explained, âOne group was chanting something about everything the iphone has, Android has had for ages â and the other side kept shouting âour stuff just worksâ. It was a bit confusing to be honest.â âBut they were extremely passionate about their side of the argument, however it does seem that thisÂ passion might have got carried away a little bit.â âThere was this one kid, who Iâd guess was 18 or 19 â he screamed âAndroid till I die!â as he ran towards a group of iPhone users wielding what looked like a sword.â âI didnât see him again after that, but I think we can assume it didnât end well.â Meanwhile others have said that someÂ streets of San Francisco resemble a bloodbath, where bitter fighting has seen both sides lose dozens of frontline soldiers. As technologyÂ expert Simon Williams explained, âThe battle for mobile platform superiority is a bit like the movie Highlander â there can be only one.â âBut the fact that they areÂ both essentially the same things seems to mean absolutely nothing to these people.â The interview was halted at this point as both sides turned their anger towards our expert and began hurling molotov cocktails.