Osama bin Laden Found Alive In Pennsylvania Amish Community
Â Spokesperson Mikal Anaba of the National Security Agency has confirmed that Osama bin Laden was not killed by Seal Team Six as originally thought, as has been found living in an Amish community located in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.âWe have been following leads for the past several months based on the belief Â that Osama bin Laden was alive and well, and living in the United States. After several tips aboutÂ a man toting around a âmachineâ in an Amish community in Pennsylvania, a thorough investigation revealed that this was indeed bin Laden, and the machine in questionÂ was a dialysis machine,â Anaba told the Associated Press early this morning.From 2001 to 2011, bin Laden was the prime target of the United Statesâ war on terror. The Federal BureauÂ of Investigation put a $25 million bounty on bin Laden as âAmericaâs Most Wantedâ killer. On May 2, 2011, it had been believed that bin Laden was shot and killed inside his private residence in Abbottabad, Pakistan by members of the United States Naval Special Warfare Development Group in a covert operation ordered by United States President Barack Obama.Spokesperson Anaba did not reveal where bin Laden was being held currently, but insisted that âswift actionâ would be taken, and the mastermind terrorist would be dealt with immediately.âHe will be handledÂ in a timely manner, as soon as it is declared that he can not or will not provide any useful information on the current state of terrorism,â AnabaÂ stated.Many Americans had been feeling that bin Laden may be alive after the so-called raid and shooting had taken place in 2011, and no photographic or video proof has surfaced to prove that he was, indeed, deceased. When asked whether there would be evidence to prove to the American people that this was indeed Osama bin Laden, Anaba told the press, âI promise to you that we have Osama bin Laden in custody, this is strictly an operation of the United States government and it will be handled within our own walls.ââCan we provide proof? Of course we can,â continued Anaba. âWe can always provide proof when we need to. Will we provide proof? It is not our job to decide. That will be up to President Obama and his administration. Until then, I can only confirm that Osama bin Laden is in the custody of the United States government and that heÂ will be handled and dealt withÂ a very swift manner of action.âSpeculation of bin Ladenâs acquaintance to the terror group known as ISIS has been considered since it was discovered he was living in the United States, however AnabaÂ denied to comment on the matter.âI cannot confirm nor deny that we may or may not believe ISIS is connected with Osama bin Laden. This issue will not be addressed in a public manner at this time,â Anaba added. âTo be quite honest, youâre all lucky weâre even telling you that we found him in the first place. This whole thing could have been really hush-hush, and youâd all just assume heâd been dead since 2011. Next time you think your government is hiding secrets from you, remember this situation and know that â okay, yeah, we keep things from you all the time. Never mind.â