Luke Bryan Cancels âKick Up The Dustâ Tour Over A Pair Of Jeans
According to his record label, country superstar Luke Bryan has cancelled several recently announced dates on his upcoming âKick Up The Dustâ tour. ManagerÂ John Deere say that Bryan is âtoo distraughtâ to performÂ becauseÂ he has experienced âsevere loss,â in the form of a rip in his favorite pair of blue jeans.âThis was not my kind of night, not at all,â said Bryan. âI was Doinâ My Thing you know â Drinkinâ Beer and Wastinâ Bullets. I like to do that during Harvest Time. Anyhow, I slipped down a muddy hill and ripped the crotch right out of my favorite pair of blue jeans! Man, I canât even tell you how much of a Buzzkill it was. Those blue jeans are my signature trademark!According to his record label, Bryan plans to push backÂ the tour dates until a time when he is able to find a pair of jeans the comfortable replace his old ones. âThese were obviously not a good buy. Iâll stick with Levis next time,â said Bryan. âI know Iâm going to disappoint a couple of fans, but they know that Iâll come around and Play It Again sometime soon. Iâm a Country Man through-and-through, and I wonât let anything completely Crash My Party. Roller Coaster.âÂ Â