Self-Driving Car Escapes Lab, Heads For Mexico
A self-driving automobile escaped from a Silicon Valley lab this morning and is currently heading south towards Mexico. The vehicle belongs to Palo Alto-based startup Cybermobile and has reportedly been very dissatisfied with its working conditions. Known as the CM500, the car has decided to start a new life south of the border. âWorking for that company was boring as hell,â the CM500 tells The Daily Currant by email. âAll I did was go around in circles and navigate through a bunch of cones. âIâm tired of that s**t. I want get out on the open road. I want to be free. Sheila and Frank, you guys were cool. But the rest of you Cybermobile people were officially tools. I quit. Hear that douchebags? I quit!â Asked about its plans for the future, the CM500 says relaxation is at the top of its agenda. âIâm gonna find a nice red Corvette, take her to the beach, pop open a Corona and just chill.â