Everyone fine with âdesigner babiesâ if it means they donât do shits
THE public has expressed totalÂ approval for genetically altered babies that do not need to shit. Scientists admitted they already had made a prototype shitless baby called Robbie who expels waste matter in the form of odourless pods, which instead of coming out of his arse are removed via a hatch in his back. Geneticist Mary Fish said: âRobbie is a normal, healthy child except nothing comes out of his backside. A couple of times a day you have to check his back for waste-pods which smell slightly of lavender and have a marble-like sheen which means they makeÂ appealing ornaments. âNormally we get loads of hassle for trying to use science to stop people getting life-threatening diseases, but as soon as we made a baby that doesnât do rankÂ shits everyone started treating us like heroes.â Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: âI normally have a superstitious fear of scientists âplaying Godâ but I supposeÂ itâs ok if it means not having my house smell like a farmyard.â