Make-A-Wish Foundation Grants 9-Year-Oldâs Wish To Direct Porno Film
The parents of a 9-year-oldÂ boy have filed a lawsuit against the âMake A Wishâ Foundation, claiming that the charity let their son direct a pornographic film.âMy son Joeyâs wish was not to direct a porno film,â said Lisa Stevens. âHeâs only 9, for Godâs sake. He doesnât even know what a porno is. Michael Bay is his idol, and he wanted to help direct a Michael Bay film. He wanted to direct Transformers 5, not Transgenders 5. Theyâre telling me it was a mix up, but thereâs no way theyâre that stupid.Â This is an outrage!ââThe Make-A-Wish Foundation grants wishes, itâs what we do. We do our best to get the wish as close as possible, but some are harder than others. The truth is, Michael Bay is a busy man, and Transformers 5 isnât even being made yet. The kid wanted to be a director, so we got him on a set to direct for a day,â says Make-A-WishÂ spokesperson Will Watson. âI want to make it clear that Joey did not see anything inappropriate. We had him direct the pizza delivery scene. You know, the one where the customer âdidnât have enough money to pay?â Itâs in every adult movie. Joey didnât see anything bad, andÂ heÂ seemed happy to be directing. We really donât know what the big deal is.ââI wish my Mom wasnât so mad,â said Joey. âI had so much fun directing! I mean, it kinda stunk there were no robots, but everyone was really nice on the set. I learned a lot about directing, plus I learned how to get a pizza for free! The best part is, they said the one scene I filmed will be in thousandsÂ of movies. Forget Michael Bay, I want to be the next Max Hardcore!â