All new houses to be made of televisions
BUILDERS have completed the first UK home made entirely from television sets.  The three-bedroom Swindon dwelling is constructed from flat screens of varying size slotted together, creating a light-but-strong structure that allows unrivalled telly visibility.n Building contractor Stephen Malley said:âIncreasingly people want televisions instead of windows, televisions instead of internal walls and donât bother with lights because the tellyâs never off. However this is the first build weâve done where we just weldedÂ a load of telly sets together into a rough houseÂ shape.n âI think the result works very well except it does get quite warm and the familyâs dog chewed off its pawÂ after being unable to escape The One Show.ân Telly house owner Nikki Hollis said: âIn the original plans the house was made of bricks and the furniture was obscuring our view of the telly.n âThe only thing in life thatâs really worthwhile is telly, so why not live in it?n âHaving Eastenders on the floor is really great for when youâve got a tired neck and donât want to look straight ahead.n âThe only thing in the house thatâs not a television screen is the roof, because we donât really go on the roof. But we might get it done away, in case people in planes want to see a few seconds of Salvage Hunters.ân