âStop Peelin Justin Bieberâs Bananaâ Rob Ford Yells at Reporters
Mixing Jimmy Buffet and Bob Marley lyrics with fake Jamaican patois, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford bellowed out at media late today over coverage of pop star Justin Bieberâs recent Miami arrest. âWhy all you reporters kickin Bieberâs coconuts eh mon?â Ford asked loudly of reporters waiting for the Mayor outside downtown Torontoâs Pork Chop King restaurant and bar.  âDoin ya big man ting on a good kid who got a lil highho on his own personal time?â âDatâs a good yong mon dereâ¦a real cheeseburger in paradise if you see wot I mean.â Footage of Ford swearing and rambling in a mixture of English street-gang slang and Jamaican patois at Etobicokeâs Steak Queen restaurant got wide media coverage last week but was bumped off the front pages by 19-year-old Bieberâs Miami arrest for DUI, resisting arrest, drag racing, not having a valid driverâs license and being a little zit. âDis ainât right yous guys,â Ford continued as he made his way to his black Escalade with reporters shouting questions the Mayor chose to ignore. âTryya be nice. Letâs get together an feel alright, alright?â As stunned reporters watched and listened, the Mayor did a little dance shuffle and quietly sang âDonât worry bout a ting, cause every little ting gonna be all right.â Ford admitted last week that he had been âdrinking a little bitâ despite repeated promises that he had totally quit crack, meth, pot, prescription drugs, model airplane glue and alcohol. âLook, let da Bieber mon alone right,â said Ford as he took a parking ticket from under his windshield wiper and tossed it onto the passenger seat. âWeâre all just searchinâ for our lost shaker of salt, naah I mean?â