Studio Admits âAmerican Sniperâ Is Propaganda Film; Movie Was Commissioned By U.S. Government
Â Warner Bros. Entertainment, in an announcement that surprised no one, admitted Wednesday that their box office hit, American Sniper, was actually a poorly disguised propaganda film commissioned by the US government.âWe donât see it as shameful to be promoting patriotism in our beloved country,â said CEO Kevin Tsujihara. âChris Kyle is someone we can be proud of. He was a true American hero, one who was willing to give up all qualms over what is moral and good to mindlessly kill individuals his country told him were the baddies.âDirector Clint Eastwood, however, denied that he knew anything about government intervention.âPropaganda?â he yelled. âWhatâs this propaganda?! To have pride in your country is propaganda?! To do what it takes to save the lives of American citizens is propaganda?! Those liberals will be the death of us all!âAccording to military sources, conscription to the armed forces has rocketed since the release of the obvious glorification of American interests.âSince the filmâs release, weâve seen a massive increase in young men and women signing up for the Navy. Millions of people, so that film is working. And itâs not just the poor and aimless who are choosing to fight any longer,â an anonymous source told news outlets. âPrivileged rich boys are giving up their lives to do whatever the current authorities have deemed is necessary. Itâs a pleasant break from what weâre used to.âWhile President Obama, along with other Democrat leaders, has distanced himself from reports on government involvement, certain Republicans have come out in defense and praise of the film that received six Oscar nominations.âIn all my years,â said former Vice President Dick Cheney, breathing heavily. âIn all my years, Iâve never heard such anti-patriotism as is coming from the liberal left. American Sniper is itself an all-American victory. What others may call propaganda, I call spreading truth. Whatâs next? Theyâll start calling Uncle Sam propaganda, thatâs whatâs next!â