EPA, President Obama Seek To Outlaw Gasoline, Diesel Engines In Automobiles
Â For over a century, Americans have been getting from place to place by relying on crude oil and fossil fuels. You might say that it is a part of our culture; gas guzzling hot rods and slicked back hair have given way to gas guzzling Hummers and slicked back hair. Â But now, a new emergency legislation, penned by a group of up-and-comers at the EPA, willÂ make gasoline engines a thing of the past.EPA Special Studies Chairman, Akiko Kim, explained the need for the new law in a largely ignored Congressional Hearing back in October of this year.âYou have all these midlife crisis Corvettes, and these Over-Testosteroned off-road trucks out there, just belching carbon into the air. These people are Mongoloids. They are killing their own children and they donât even care,â said Kim. âThere is no accountability. I wish we could put them all in FEMA camps. Sadly, we canât, so the next best thing should be done, and that is to take away their toys in an attempt to destroy the life they lead.âThe law would see all cars that do not pass emissions tests (including classics, which have been exempt up to this point) impounded if they are operated on public property. This new ruling would start in July 2015, the start of the governmentâs fiscal calendar. The auto industry would also be banned from releasing any further gasoline models.Kim thinks it is a good start. âThese rich guys just cruising around in their classic gas guzzlers are gonna get a wake up call. And these automakers who have been killing us for years will find themselves out of business if they do not adapt. Electric and alternative-fuel vehicles are the way of the future, and they should rapidly become the way of the present, too.ââI donât care âbout them fuckinâ tree huggers,â said long-time diesel enthusiast Joe Lee Roberts. âIâll roll coal on the EPA lawn, and if they donât like it, we can schedule a second amendment meeting.âPresident Obama, who is known to be an avid supporter of all things environmentally friendly, is expected to sign the bill into law after the Christmas holiday break.