Five-Minute Comics Part 1
Five-Minute Comics: Part 1
Because of a family illness, instead of regular comics, this week I'll be sharing some strips that I drew as part of a game I played with friends. Each comic had to be written and drawn in five minutes. -- Randall
[Cueball and Megan stand facing each other.] Cueball: Jupiter will make its closest approach to Earth in decades.
[Cueball points behind Megan, and she turns around.] Cueball: In fact, here it comes now!
[Jupiter, about the size of the characters' heads, hovers into the frame at about head-height.] Jupiter: Hey, guys.
[Jupiter continues to hover through the frame as the characters watch it go.] Jupiter: Anyone need a gravitational slingshot? Megan: No, I'm good. Jupiter: Aight.
[Cueball sits on a box, playing a guitar.] Cueball: ...Now I don't blame him 'cause he ran and hid, Cueball: but the meanest thing that he ever did Cueball: was before he left, he went and named me "Trig."
[Cueball looks down a well.] Cueball: Oh God, a little girl is trapped down this well!
[Cueball runs off screen.]
[Cueball returns, leading a pony.] Cueball: It's okay, we got you that pony you always wanted!
[Cueball tries to cram the pony down the well with the aid of a large stick.] Cueball: Get... in... there... Cueball: Ugh!
[Cueball and Megan stand in a server room. ] Cueball: I like to get back to nature by coming out here to the server room. Cueball: The warmth, the whirr of the drives, the drone of the fans, the howl of the wolves... Megan: Wolves? Cueball: Yeah, we started a reintroduction program. Wolf: Awoooooo
[Cueball stands by himself in the frame.] Cueball: Yo momma's so masculine that she... oh, wait, that's your dad. Cueball: Is your mom the lady over by the door? Aww, she looks nice!
[Cueball runs toward another man who is wearing a powdered wig, holding a gun in one hand, and a flute in the other. Behind him, someone is chasing him on a motorcycle.] Cueball: Bach, activate the magic flute and teleport us home! Wagner's right behind me on his Ring Cycle!
Why did I draw this?
Hotness Ratings: [A close up of a girl with wavy hair.] Incredibly made-up girl on magazine cover. Girl: Airbrush! [Inset of Cueball: "Meh."]
[An average girl.] Girl in your bio class. [Inset of Cueball: "Two stars."]
[Girl with mussed hair in over-sized men's shirt.] Girl in your bio class wearing one of your shirts. Girl: Want some breakfast? [Cueball: "Four stars."]
[Girl with another sort of shirt speaking to an older lady.] Girl in your bio class wearing one of your mom's shirts. Girl: Thanks for the great night. [Cueball: "Wat!"]
[Creepy-looking girl.] Girl in your bio class wearing your mom's skin like a suit. Girl: Give Mommy a hug! [Cueball, screaming: "AAAAAAAA"]
