Modern History
Modern History
[Warzone. A soldier in modern American combat gear holding a rifle turns to face Cueball, who is wearing an ersatz copy of the same uniform and clutching a wooden rifle.] Sound effect: BLAM BLAM Sound effect: KABOOM Soldier: Will you please stop imitating everything I do? Cueball: Will you please stop... My Hobby: real time war reenactment.

War reenactment is a hobby in which people act out a battle from some previous time period. Theoretical "real-time" war reenactment takes this one step further by having someone act out a war that is actually happening at the time. This would be annoying for the actual soldiers, as it would be hard to do your job if someone was right behind you imitating (and distracting) you. It would also be hard for the reenactor to get to the war zone without getting killed or detained.
The title text refers to how someone would research the character that someone would play in a normal war reenactment for a more enjoyable and accurate reenactment. Once again, the title text makes a real-time version of this, having someone actually live the life of the real-time fighter. This is not a good idea for several reasons. [ citation needed ]
[Warzone. A soldier in modern American combat gear holding a rifle turns to face Cueball, who is wearing an ersatz copy of the same uniform and clutching a wooden rifle.] Sound effect: BLAM BLAM Sound effect: KABOOM Soldier: Will you please stop imitating everything I do? Cueball: Will you please stop... My Hobby: real time war reenactment.
