Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines
[Cueball at a bar.] Cueball: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together. Cueball: Is your father a thief? Because that's totally my Jetta you parked outside. Cueball: You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. Cueball: Screaming.

This comic adds strange twists to some classic abysmally cheesy pickup lines . Warning, terrible puns ahead:
Cueball is making a "your sister" joke. A different variation of this line is featured in 1069: Alphabet .
A Jetta is a car, and Cueball is implying that the father is an actual thief.
He adds the word "Screaming," to make the word "running" be literal instead of figurative.
This is yet another example of Beret Guy 's bartender job.
The title text refers to a pickup line like this: "That shirt looks good on you, but would look even better on my bedroom floor." But here the shirt is used as fuse for a Molotov cocktail thrown into their office.
[Cueball at a bar.] Cueball: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together. Cueball: Is your father a thief? Because that's totally my Jetta you parked outside. Cueball: You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. Cueball: Screaming.
