Play-By-Play
Play-By-Play
[Beret Guy is sitting with headphones with a microphone on, looking out of the frame, hands resting on a table.] Beret Guy: For those just joining us, hi! We're on part 5 of a hitting game.
[Zoom out with Beret Guy shown from the side sitting at a desk.] Beret Guy: The next guy has a big bat, so he'll probably hit the ball real far. Beret Guy: Wait - he missed! Beret Guy: Oh good, they're letting him try again.
[Zoom in again on Beret Guy still seen from the side.] Beret Guy: The people sitting on the chair shelves are yelling at this guy but he's ignoring them. Wow. Beret Guy: Rude.
[Beret Guy looks straight out.] Beret Guy: This thrower is good! He keeps making people leave by throwing balls at them. Beret Guy: It's just him, though. None of his teammates are joining in.
[Beret Guy turns his head to the side.] Beret Guy: That guy just ran to the second pillow when no one was looking!! Beret Guy: Everyone's real mad but I guess they checked the rules and there's nothing that says he can't do that. Beret Guy: Yikes. Hopefully they can fix that once this game is over.

Beret Guy comments on a baseball game using improper terminology in a way that demonstrates that he does not understand how the game is played. Moreover, his naïve way of speaking reveals that he is not aware of his lack of knowledge and does not consider it possible that, as is probably the case, his audience is much more familiar with this sport and its rules. His unworldly way of talking makes one even wonder if he has any notion of the way people experience sports at all. His choice of terminology is reminiscent of 1133: Up Goer Five , and 1322: Winter in that he names things using simplified terms that he feels best describes their function like " thrower ", " second pillow " or " thrower jail ". His commentary is a combination of mistaken terms and misunderstandings of the rules and principles of the game.
[Beret Guy is sitting with headphones with a microphone on, looking out of the frame, hands resting on a table.] Beret Guy: For those just joining us, hi! We're on part 5 of a hitting game.
[Zoom out with Beret Guy shown from the side sitting at a desk.] Beret Guy: The next guy has a big bat, so he'll probably hit the ball real far. Beret Guy: Wait - he missed! Beret Guy: Oh good, they're letting him try again.
[Zoom in again on Beret Guy still seen from the side.] Beret Guy: The people sitting on the chair shelves are yelling at this guy but he's ignoring them. Wow. Beret Guy: Rude.
[Beret Guy looks straight out.] Beret Guy: This thrower is good! He keeps making people leave by throwing balls at them. Beret Guy: It's just him, though. None of his teammates are joining in.
[Beret Guy turns his head to the side.] Beret Guy: That guy just ran to the second pillow when no one was looking!! Beret Guy: Everyone's real mad but I guess they checked the rules and there's nothing that says he can't do that. Beret Guy: Yikes. Hopefully they can fix that once this game is over.
