Worst Band Name Ever
Worst Band Name Ever
It's probably a good thing that I never get to pick band names. [A stage with banner overhead reading: OPENING TONIGHT! HEDGECLIPPER] [On the stage are three guys with a bass, guitar, drum kit, and strange haircuts. On the kick drum is a picture of a hedge clipper.] Lead Guitarist: Maaan...

A hedge clipper or hedge trimmer is a gardening tool for trimming hedges or bushes. The implication is that motor driven hedge trimmers produce a bad, loud sound; maybe the sound of the band is even worse.
The title text suggests that they (or at least the lead guitarist) previously did not know their band's name. As he bemoans his apparent inability to choose a good band name, he probably sees the name 'Hedgeclipper' as the reason why the band has no audience.
It's probably a good thing that I never get to pick band names. [A stage with banner overhead reading: OPENING TONIGHT! HEDGECLIPPER] [On the stage are three guys with a bass, guitar, drum kit, and strange haircuts. On the kick drum is a picture of a hedge clipper.] Lead Guitarist: Maaan...
