New Phone Thread
New Phone Thread
[A thread of posts by the same user is shown with a default user profile, and square and heart-shaped buttons.]
Whoa, weird
I'm looking at my timeline on my friends phone, and some of my posts look normal
What the hell?
I mean the words are correct
That's exactly what I typed!
?????????
I think this new phone is working really well
No, it's doing it again
Those are my words!
Help!
How do I explain?
It's taking the words I type and leaving them exactly the same
Forget it, I give up
I'll never get a new phone. This one is perfect.
What?!?
Listen, if you're thinking about buying the new Mobile Pro 3, you should. It's the best phone on the market at an incredible price. [ORDER NOW button]
AAAAA HELPPP
I love my new phone!!!!

This comic shows the posts on an online forum by a person whose new phone is programmed to autocorrect every complaint about the phone to applaud it, à la Orwell. The phone goes so far as to change a certain complaint to a scripted customer testimonial, complete with a hyperlink to an ordering site. This is of course a highly undesirable feature [ citation needed ] . This is continued in the title text, which presumably contains several flattering compliments about the great developers and the company.
"It's taking the words I type and leaving them exactly the same", "I mean the words are correct" and "some of my posts look normal" are definitely something one would not normally say.  However, the 
auto-correct features of cell phones are so notorious for mangling people's posts, that one might express astonishment at a phone which did not change one's meaning.  However the rest of the thread does not support this interpretation.
The original posts may have read something like this:
Whoa, weird
I'm looking at my timeline on my friends phone, and some of my posts look strange
What the hell?
I mean the words are different
That isn't what I typed!'
?????????
I think this new phone isn't working properly
No, it's doing it again
Those aren't my words!
Help!
How do I explain?
It's taking the words I type and changing them [from criticism to praise]
Forget it, I give up
I'll just get a new phone. This one is crap . {or this message may have been inserted entirely by the phone}
What?!?
Listen, if you're thinking about buying the new Mobile Pro 3, you shouldn't . It's the worst phone on the market , a total rip-off. DON'T BUY IT! {or this entire paragraph may be an ad inserted by the phone with no prompting}
AAAAA HELPPP
I hate my new phone!!!!
I'm going to tell the manufacturer that their business practices are DEPLORABLE and HEINOUS and their developers are DISGUSTING and I'm going to report them to the FCC for their DESPICABLE CRIME .
The posts also make sense when posts are read in the reverse order.
The comic may have been inspired by a bug in Samsung Galaxy S9 and Note 8 , discovered a few days earlier – the phone sometimes sent random photos to contacts without leaving any sort of evidence. This doesn't happen with the Mobile Pro 3.
[A thread of posts by the same user is shown with a default user profile, and square and heart-shaped buttons.]
Whoa, weird
I'm looking at my timeline on my friends phone, and some of my posts look normal
What the hell?
I mean the words are correct
That's exactly what I typed!
?????????
I think this new phone is working really well
No, it's doing it again
Those are my words!
Help!
How do I explain?
It's taking the words I type and leaving them exactly the same
Forget it, I give up
I'll never get a new phone. This one is perfect.
What?!?
Listen, if you're thinking about buying the new Mobile Pro 3, you should. It's the best phone on the market at an incredible price. [ORDER NOW button]
AAAAA HELPPP
I love my new phone!!!!
