Enlightenment
Enlightenment
[The two Internet Bodhisattvas Ponytail and Cueball lecture Megan encircled by a wheel placed upon the ground.] Ponytail: To achieve internet enlightenment , you must free yourself from insecurity. Megan: But insecurity keeps me humble!
[Ponytail continues talking.] Ponytail: No. Insecurity leads to conceit. Conceit leads to judgment. Ponytail: Judgment leads to being an asshole.
[A laptop is placed on a stand in front of Megan.] Megan: I'm ready. How do I begin? Ponytail: Type this sentence. [White text on black background.] I heard you're idea's and their definately good.
[The laptop has been smashed to the floor. Megan is no longer in the circle.] Ponytail: She wasnt ready. Cueball: Its a difficult road.

This comic is a reference to a scene one might imagine in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace in which Yoda expresses doubt in a young Anakin 's potential to join the Jedi order. Yoda delivers a speech similar to the one that Ponytail gives here, except that the end of the sequence he presents is " the dark side " instead of "being an asshole". Yoda is ultimately correct; Anakin's fears lead him to join the dark side so that he may keep his loved ones from dying; this is at the expense of the stability of the galaxy, however, and his actions are in vain, as his wife dies nonetheless. The circle on the ground is also taken from the Star Wars scene, and Cueball is presumably in the Mace Windu role.
Here, Randall compares Anakin's decision to join the dark side to the propensity of many Internet commenters to correct others on their spelling and grammar, and to the extreme prevalence of criticism over commendation or confirmation. Randall's point is that correcting people, like joining the dark side, ultimately stems from insecurity.
Ponytail and Cueball challenge Megan to type the sentence "I heard you're idea's and their definately good", which contains four common misspellings ( you 're instead of you r , idea ' s instead of ideas [see greengrocers' apostrophe ], the ir instead of the y're , and defin a tely instead of defin i tely ), a misapplied verb ("heard" instead of "read"), and a grammatical error ( a missing comma [1] before the word "and").
Regarding the content, this sentence is one that is highly unlikely to be ever read in an internet argument, as almost every time people still have things they claim to know better about.
Megan thus can't bring herself to typing this sentence, having spent so much time judging others for their trivial errors, even when they're saying helpful things like the sentence in question. Instead, it is strongly implied that she smashes the computer and runs away — demonstrating the sort of anger that "Grammar Nazis" and internet wiseacres like her can feel about punctuation and spelling errors, and about content-related errors respectively. Cueball and Ponytail remark on this, both failing to use apostrophes .
The title text refers to Terry Pratchett 's novel Equal Rites , in which the characters discover that the most powerful magic is not using magic — with the distinction that not using magic because you don't know how is not the same as choosing to refrain from using magic when you do know how. Randall is comparing this with use or misuse of the rules of Standard English: not even knowing the rules is not admirable, whereas knowing the rules but choosing to disregard them is. There is also a double meaning - not writing anything at all is in fact "saying nothing".
[The two Internet Bodhisattvas Ponytail and Cueball lecture Megan encircled by a wheel placed upon the ground.] Ponytail: To achieve internet enlightenment , you must free yourself from insecurity. Megan: But insecurity keeps me humble!
[Ponytail continues talking.] Ponytail: No. Insecurity leads to conceit. Conceit leads to judgment. Ponytail: Judgment leads to being an asshole.
[A laptop is placed on a stand in front of Megan.] Megan: I'm ready. How do I begin? Ponytail: Type this sentence. [White text on black background.] I heard you're idea's and their definately good.
[The laptop has been smashed to the floor. Megan is no longer in the circle.] Ponytail: She wasnt ready. Cueball: Its a difficult road.
