Meeting
Meeting
[Beret Guy is shown in silhouette. Above Beret Guy there is a black sign with white (and grey) text. Above this is his address to those in the meeting:] Beret Guy: Welcome to a meeting! I'm almost out of words, so I'll keep this short. Just wanna touch bases. [White text in the black sign ( .website in grey):] CompanyName.website If you're reading this, the web server was installed correctly.™
[Beret Guy stands in front of an office chair and a table talking.] Beret Guy: First, a few updates. We've learned from the state police that the self-driving car project we launched by accident during this morning's carpool has come to an end about 90 miles outside of town. Very exciting!
[Pony tail sits at the table.] Beret Guy [off-panel]: Profits are up. Sales, any luck figuring out who our customers are? Ponytail: Nope. Money keeps appearing, but we have no idea how or why. Beret Guy [off-panel]: Great!
[Back to the situation from frame two.] Beret Guy: Oh, and one last thing—I saw a cool red beetle in the hall. Can someone add it to the bug tracker? [person off-panel]: Just did! Beret Guy: Thanks!

Beret Guy 's business, as previously seen in 1032: Networking and 1293: Job Interview , is going well, although it is unclear why. The common theme in these three comics is that Beret Guy misuses common business cliches. The following are examples and phrases that Randall is likely making a joke about:
[Beret Guy is shown in silhouette. Above Beret Guy there is a black sign with white (and grey) text. Above this is his address to those in the meeting:] Beret Guy: Welcome to a meeting! I'm almost out of words, so I'll keep this short. Just wanna touch bases. [White text in the black sign ( .website in grey):] CompanyName.website If you're reading this, the web server was installed correctly.™
[Beret Guy stands in front of an office chair and a table talking.] Beret Guy: First, a few updates. We've learned from the state police that the self-driving car project we launched by accident during this morning's carpool has come to an end about 90 miles outside of town. Very exciting!
[Pony tail sits at the table.] Beret Guy [off-panel]: Profits are up. Sales, any luck figuring out who our customers are? Ponytail: Nope. Money keeps appearing, but we have no idea how or why. Beret Guy [off-panel]: Great!
[Back to the situation from frame two.] Beret Guy: Oh, and one last thing—I saw a cool red beetle in the hall. Can someone add it to the bug tracker? [person off-panel]: Just did! Beret Guy: Thanks!
