xkcd Phone 2
xkcd Phone 2
[An image of a smartphone lying down with many labels pointing to different parts of it. Above the screen are several small features, below only a central oval button and on the bottom a central socket and a square feature to the right. Clockwise from the top left the labels read:] MaxHD: Over 350 pixels per screen Always-on speaker Blood pressure reliever Auto-rotating case Ribbed Waterproof (interior only) Googleable Cheek toucher Cries if lost Bug drawer Coin slot Scroll lock OS by Stackoverflow® 3D materials Dog noticer FitBit® fitness evaluator Volume and density control
[Below the phone:] Introducing The xkcd phone 2 A phone for your other hand®

This is a followup to 1363: xkcd Phone , which debuted the original xkcd phone almost nine months prior to this one. This thus became the second entry in what turned out to become an ongoing xkcd Phone series which parodies common smartphone specs by attributing absurd or useless features to a fictional phone that sounds impressive but would actually be very impractical. The next in the series 1549: xkcd Phone 3 was released just over half a year later.
Like the previous xkcd phone, the advertisement features a useless tagline (very few people can use two phones at the same time) and touts a variety of features which are either pointless, misleading, or physically impossible. Clockwise, from the top left, they are:
Note: A high pixel density display is more than 200 pixels per inch , not per screen . An example would be the Retina Display in Apple hardware which varies from 218 pixels per inch to 401 pixels per inch depending on the device.
Like the previous xkcd phone comic, the title text continues the list of features:
[An image of a smartphone lying down with many labels pointing to different parts of it. Above the screen are several small features, below only a central oval button and on the bottom a central socket and a square feature to the right. Clockwise from the top left the labels read:] MaxHD: Over 350 pixels per screen Always-on speaker Blood pressure reliever Auto-rotating case Ribbed Waterproof (interior only) Googleable Cheek toucher Cries if lost Bug drawer Coin slot Scroll lock OS by Stackoverflow® 3D materials Dog noticer FitBit® fitness evaluator Volume and density control
[Below the phone:] Introducing The xkcd phone 2 A phone for your other hand®
