Baby Names
Baby Names
[Cueball sits at a desk, thinking with his hand on his chin, his other hand holding a pen over a piece of paper. Megan stands behind him, looking over his shoulder, also with her hand on her chin.]
[Above the drawing is the list they are writing by hand.]
Names for daughter
Ponzi Eeemily Fire Fire Chipotla Astamouthe Eggsperm [sound of record scratch] Parsley Hot'n'Juicy Ann Ovari Friendly Sean (pronounced "seen") Joyst

This comic is a list of comically terrible baby names invented by Randall. It may relate to his other comics about why he shouldn't be allowed to have access to babies.
This is a list of the names with a short description:
A further analysis of baby names is presented by Randall in the Blag post " The Baby Name Wizard ".
Renesmee (from the title text) is the name of Renesmee Cullen , who is the baby born in the book and movie Breaking Dawn to parents Edward and Bella. Edward and Bella get "Renesmee" from an amalgamation of the names of Bella's mother, Renée, and Edward's adoptive mother, Esme. Randall 's point is that all those names are terrible, but (arguably) not nearly as terrible as the name Renesmee.
[Cueball sits at a desk, thinking with his hand on his chin, his other hand holding a pen over a piece of paper. Megan stands behind him, looking over his shoulder, also with her hand on her chin.]
[Above the drawing is the list they are writing by hand.]
Names for daughter
Ponzi Eeemily Fire Fire Chipotla Astamouthe Eggsperm [sound of record scratch] Parsley Hot'n'Juicy Ann Ovari Friendly Sean (pronounced "seen") Joyst
