Golden Hammer
Golden Hammer
[Black Hat is going through a door, an almost-empty bottle in his hand. A voice speaks to him from off panel.] Cueball: Seriously? This thing runs Java? It's single-purpose hardware!
[Cueball is sitting at a computer, holding some device which is wired to a box, and pointing at the screen.] Cueball: I bet they actually hired someone to spend six months porting this JVM so they could write their 20 lines of code in a familiar setting.
[Black Hat has a pair of bolt cutters in his hand that had been obscured in the first panel.] Black Hat: Well, you know what they say— When all you have is a pair of bolt cutters and a bottle of vodka, everything looks like the lock on the door of Wolf Blitzer's boathouse. Cueball: I'm glad you had a nice night.

Java is a programming language touted for its Portability™ (the ability for software to run on many different systems "write once, run everywhere"), which sometimes leads to it being used in systems where it really just shouldn't be used. Cueball laments that the hardware he's tinkering with, despite being used for a single purpose, has its firmware written in Java; since the microprocessor is unknown, it's quite possible the Java Virtual Machine (JVM) had to be ported over to the processor before the hardware designers could write firmware for it. Presumably, they considered this worthwhile to be able to write the control code in a language they're comfortable with, even though it probably would have been much simpler to just write the control code in whatever language they used to port the JVM in the first place.
Black Hat explains that this is really an example of an age-old adage: "When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail", also referred to as the " law of the instrument " or, as in the title, the "golden hammer". The hardware developers probably only knew Java, and when they thought about how to write firmware for their new device, "Java" was the only solution that occurred to them.
Of course, instead of a hammer and a nail, Black Hat's analogy is about using bolt-cutters and vodka to get through the lock on Wolf Blitzer 's boathouse. Not-so-coincidentally, Black Hat is holding a pair of bolt-cutters and a bottle of vodka. The implication is that Black Hat did , in fact, break into Blitzer's boathouse the previous night, which is why he has just now entered the door at the start of the strip. The changes he makes to the adage implies that he believes vodka and boltcutters are designed specifically to be used on Blitzer's boathouse, an interpretation that fits Black Hat's warped and anarchic disposition. As he is carrying both of these items, it also implies that he has just used those instruments for exactly that purpose. Cueball however, being extremely jaded by the (mis)use of Java (or possibly unfazed as he knows Black Hat well), can only bring himself to tell that he's glad that Black Hat had a nice night.
The title text implies that Black Hat had to break into a number of boathouses before he found Blitzer's, and that his boat did not survive the evening.  The use of the phrase 'our night' allows us to infer that Black Hat may have been with Danish , his partner in crime.
[Black Hat is going through a door, an almost-empty bottle in his hand. A voice speaks to him from off panel.] Cueball: Seriously? This thing runs Java? It's single-purpose hardware!
[Cueball is sitting at a computer, holding some device which is wired to a box, and pointing at the screen.] Cueball: I bet they actually hired someone to spend six months porting this JVM so they could write their 20 lines of code in a familiar setting.
[Black Hat has a pair of bolt cutters in his hand that had been obscured in the first panel.] Black Hat: Well, you know what they say— When all you have is a pair of bolt cutters and a bottle of vodka, everything looks like the lock on the door of Wolf Blitzer's boathouse. Cueball: I'm glad you had a nice night.
