Crossbows
Crossbows
[Cueball is pulling a crossbow out of a desk.] Cueball: Why do you have a crossbow in your desk? Megan (off-screen): You don't ?
[Pan to Megan who looks towards Cueball who is off-screen to the left.] Cueball (off-screen): No—why would— Megan: You are studying the consequences of Higgs excitation, aren't you? Megan: Like the rest of the lab?
[Cueball, now carying Megan's crossbow joins her as the panel extends to include another Cueball-like guy to her right, he also carries a crossbow.] Cueball: Yes, but why— Guy: Maybe he's slow with the math. Megan: Well, he has until Tuesday. Guy: Poor guy.

There are conflicting theories as to the meaning of this comic.
In the first and second interpretations, the title text could refer to literally being the slowest in the lab, and therefore the least able to outrun whatever is making everyone carry crossbows.
The proper interpretation of this comic, or whether there even is one, remains an open question.
[Cueball is pulling a crossbow out of a desk.] Cueball: Why do you have a crossbow in your desk? Megan (off-screen): You don't ?
[Pan to Megan who looks towards Cueball who is off-screen to the left.] Cueball (off-screen): No—why would— Megan: You are studying the consequences of Higgs excitation, aren't you? Megan: Like the rest of the lab?
[Cueball, now carying Megan's crossbow joins her as the panel extends to include another Cueball-like guy to her right, he also carries a crossbow.] Cueball: Yes, but why— Guy: Maybe he's slow with the math. Megan: Well, he has until Tuesday. Guy: Poor guy.
