M.C. Hammer Slide
M.C. Hammer Slide
[Two guys stand next to each other talking.] Hairy: I just feel like somewhere out there is the girl for me. Cueball: Yeah. Hairy: Someone loving and caring. Cueball: I know what you mean. Hairy: A girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer Slide. Cueball: Yeah. Cueball: ...Wait, what? [Megan hammer slides past.] [Hairy sees Megan hammer slide and it's love at first sight.] [Megan hammer slides over into Hairy's waiting arms.]

The base part of the comic is self-explanatory: Girl attracts Boy, Boy notices Girl, Boy approaches Girl, Girl reacts positively, Boy falls in love, Girl decides to answer lovecall, happily ever after, etc. The quirk in this comic is that the way Girl catches attention of Boy is through the signature move of 1980s rapper MC Hammer (the slide). To watch MC Hammer doin' the slide, click here .
The title text indicates that Randall once saw a girl go by and regrets that he did not speak with her as Boy does in this comic. It is possible that the girl Randall is referring to was actually doing the slide.
[Two guys stand next to each other talking.] Hairy: I just feel like somewhere out there is the girl for me. Cueball: Yeah. Hairy: Someone loving and caring. Cueball: I know what you mean. Hairy: A girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer Slide. Cueball: Yeah. Cueball: ...Wait, what? [Megan hammer slides past.] [Hairy sees Megan hammer slide and it's love at first sight.] [Megan hammer slides over into Hairy's waiting arms.]
