A guy with a bottle-shaped brown paper bag, damp and wrinkled at its upper end, has almost certainly been slugging down a sweet wine of high proof, and the odds are pretty good you would find it is a muscadoodle .  After the guy finishes his Napa Valley smoke and has slept it off, he is looking for the means to get another muscat fix.
( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( A guy ) ( with ( a ( bottle-shaped ( brown ( paper bag ) ) ) ) ) ) , ) ( ( ( damp and ) wrinkled ) ( at ( its ( upper end ) ) ) ) ) , ) ( ( has ( almost certainly ) ) ( been ( ( slugging down ) ( ( a ( sweet wine ) ) ( of ( high proof ) ) ) ) ) ) ) , ) and ) ( ( the odds ) ( are ( ( pretty ( good ( ( you ( would ( find it ) ) ) ( ( is ( a muscadoodle ) ) . ) ) ) ) ( After ( ( the guy ) ( ( ( finishes ( his ( Napa ( Valley smoke ) ) ) ) and ) ( has ( ( slept it ) off ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ( , ( he ( ( is ( ( looking ( for ( the means ) ) ) ( to ( get ( another ( muscat fix ) ) ) ) ) ) . ) ) ) )
(ROOT (S (S (S (NP (NP (DT A) (NN guy)) (PP (IN with) (NP (DT a) (JJ bottle-shaped) (JJ brown) (NN paper) (NN bag))) (, ,) (VP (VBN damp) (CC and) (VBN wrinkled) (PP (IN at) (NP (PRP$ its) (JJ upper) (NN end)))) (, ,)) (VP (VBZ has) (ADVP (RB almost) (RB certainly)) (VP (VBN been) (VP (VBG slugging) (PRT (RP down)) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ sweet) (NN wine)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ high) (NN proof)))))))) (, ,) (CC and) (S (NP (DT the) (NNS odds)) (VP (VBP are) (ADJP (ADJP (RB pretty) (JJ good) (SBAR (SINV (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD would) (VP (VB find) (NP (PRP it))))) (VP (VBZ is)) (NP (DT a) (NN muscadoodle)) (. .)))) (SBAR (IN After) (S (NP (DT the) (NN guy)) (VP (VP (VBZ finishes) (NP (PRP$ his) (NNP Napa) (NNP Valley) (NN smoke))) (CC and) (VP (VBZ has) (VP (VBD slept) (NP (PRP it)) (PRT (RP off))))))))))) (, ,) (NP (PRP he)) (VP (VBZ is) (VP (VBG looking) (PP (IN for) (NP (DT the) (NNS means))) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB get) (NP (DT another) (JJ muscat) (NN fix))))))) (. .)))
A guy has a brown paper bag hiding his whiskey.
( ( A guy ) ( ( has ( ( a ( brown ( paper bag ) ) ) ( hiding ( his whiskey ) ) ) ) . ) )
(ROOT (S (NP (DT A) (NN guy)) (VP (VBZ has) (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ brown) (NN paper) (NN bag)) (VP (VBG hiding) (NP (PRP$ his) (NN whiskey))))) (. .)))