oh thank God i've never been to Midland
( oh ( thank ( ( God i ) ( ( 've never ) ( been ( to Midland ) ) ) ) ) )
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP oh)) (VP (VBP thank) (SBAR (S (NP (NNP God) (NNP i)) (VP (VBP 've) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN been) (PP (TO to) (NP (NNP Midland))))))))))
Midland is a crap hole so I am glad that I have never been there. 
( Midland ( ( ( is ( a ( crap hole ) ) ) ( so ( I ( am ( glad ( that ( I ( ( have never ) ( been there ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) . ) )
(ROOT (S (NP (NNP Midland)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT a) (NN crap) (NN hole)) (SBAR (IN so) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP am) (ADJP (JJ glad) (SBAR (IN that) (S (NP (PRP I)) (VP (VBP have) (ADVP (RB never)) (VP (VBN been) (ADVP (RB there))))))))))) (. .)))