The integers greater than one are arranged in five columns as follows:
\[ \begin{tabular}{c c c c c}
\  & 2 & 3 & 4 & 5 \\
9 & 8 & 7 & 6 & \   \\
 \  & 10 & 11 & 12 & 13 \\
17 & 16 & 15 & 14 & \  \\
 \  & . & . & . & . \\  
\end{tabular} \]
(Four consecutive integers appear in each row; in the first, third and other odd numbered rows, the integers appear in the last four columns and increase from left to right; in the second, fourth and other even numbered rows, the integers appear in the first four columns and increase from right to left.)

In which column will the number $1,000$ fall?

$ \textbf{(A)}\ \text{first} \qquad\textbf{(B)}\ \text{second} \qquad\textbf{(C)}\ \text{third} \qquad\textbf{(D)}\ \text{fourth} \qquad\textbf{(E)}\ \text{fifth} $
1. First, we need to understand the pattern in which the numbers are arranged in the columns. The integers are arranged in rows of four, with the pattern alternating between odd and even rows:
   - In odd-numbered rows, the numbers are in the last four columns and increase from left to right.
   - In even-numbered rows, the numbers are in the first four columns and increase from right to left.

2. Let's identify the positions of the numbers in the columns:
   - In the first row (odd), the numbers are 2, 3, 4, 5.
   - In the second row (even), the numbers are 9, 8, 7, 6.
   - In the third row (odd), the numbers are 10, 11, 12, 13.
   - In the fourth row (even), the numbers are 17, 16, 15, 14.
   - This pattern continues indefinitely.

3. We need to determine the row in which the number 1000 falls. Each row contains 4 numbers, so we can calculate the row number by dividing 1000 by 4:
   \[
   \text{Row number} = \left\lceil \frac{1000}{4} \right\rceil = 250
   \]
   Since 1000 is exactly divisible by 4, it falls in the 250th row.

4. Next, we determine whether the 250th row is odd or even. Since 250 is an even number, the 250th row is an even row.

5. In even rows, the numbers are arranged in the first four columns and increase from right to left. Therefore, the numbers in the 250th row are:
   \[
   1000, 999, 998, 997
   \]
   These numbers are placed in the columns as follows:
   - 1000 in the first column
   - 999 in the second column
   - 998 in the third column
   - 997 in the fourth column

6. Therefore, the number 1000 falls in the first column.

The final answer is $\boxed{\text{first}}$