The number of ounces of water needed to reduce $9$ ounces of shaving lotion containing $50$ % alcohol to a lotion containing $30$ % alcohol is: 
$\textbf{(A)}\ 3 \qquad \textbf{(B)}\ 4 \qquad \textbf{(C)}\ 5 \qquad \textbf{(D)}\ 6 \qquad \textbf{(E)}\ 7$
Say we add $N$ ounces of water to the shaving lotion. Since half of a $9$ ounce bottle of shaving lotion is alcohol, we know that we have $\frac{9}{2}$ ounces of alcohol. We want $\frac{9}{2}=0.3(9+N)$ (because we want the amount of alcohol, $\frac{9}{2}$, to be $30\%$, or $0.3$, of the total amount of shaving lotion, $9+N$). Solving, we find that \[9=0.6(9+N)\implies9=5.4+0.6N\implies3.6=0.6N\implies6=N.\] So, the total amount of water we need to add is $\boxed{\textbf{(D) } 6}$.