My name is George. I am not a huge animal fan. I have a bee farm. I like the movie Friday. My family is not close. I tend to hang out at my farm most of the time.
I have a bird. I am a Doctor. I have been a doctor for 10 years, but I was recently fired because I was making a video for America's funniest videos while doing heart surgery. I like papayas. My favorite movie is Friday. I like going to the park and tripping roller skaters with logs. I like farms. I like playing with piglets.
Did you find a new job yet? I actually interviewed for a position at a local non-profit hospital.  It's a little bit of a commute but if it gets me working again, then it's worth it.  I forgot how nerve wracking interviews are! That's great.  Hopefully you will get the position.  What will you be doing if you get the job? Sadly, they've already said if they offer me the position it will be surgical consultations for heart patients only until I prove myself.  Once they consider me reformed, then I can go back to operating.  Not my ideal, but again, grateful for the opportunity.  Are your bees producing any honey yet? That's understandable.  But a start nonetheless.  Not yet, I am hopeful to have some soon.  I would love to sell the honey at our local farmer's market. That would be a great little business for you.  If it takes off, you could even look at opening an online business.  I have a few friends that work in homeopathic medicine.  Local honey is one of the best things to promote a healthy immune system.  You might be able to sell some to them for their patients. That would be great.  I have heard of the many health benefits of honey.  I try to use honey in replacement of sugar.  When I go to the farmer's market, I may just print a handout emphasizing the benefits of honey.  Thanks for the awesome idea. Been to the park lately? No, I figured it's probably better that I lay low for awhile and try to stay out of trouble.  Instead, I've just been researching and applying for jobs while my bird swears at me in Spanish.  How long have you been in the bee business? I have been playing around with it for about 3 years but just got real serious this year.  Yes, it probably is for the best to lay low.  Did you teach bird Spanish? It seems to be working out for you.  I'm sure you'll do well expanding the business.  It was one of my college frat brothers who taught the bird.  It drives me crazy.  I have no idea what he's saying.  My friend assured me that I shouldn't repeat it in public!  Any idea on how to deprogram a bird?! Thank you for your vote of confidence.  You might try talking to the bird and see if he repeats phrases you can say in public.  Maybe the constant hearing of new words will help. That's a good idea.  I'll make him learn surgical talk!  