My mom is visiting me next week. I was arrested for shoplifting a toy for my cat. I get out in a month. I never new my dad. I have a court hearing in two weeks. My cats are like family members. I love playing with my cats. I want to work in an animal shelter. I might apply at a new cat cafe in my town.
I own 5 cats. I have never been arrested. I enjoy playing with my cats. My cats sleep during the day and are up all night. My cats are not social. I do not have any kids. I don't have a girlfriend. I work construction. I wont whistle at girls to get them. I will be trying some dating apps to help me to get a girl. I like a girl that is down to earth who doesn't mind camping and likes cats. I don't want a girl who wants to get married or have kids now; maybe later. I tried match.com but it didn't work out. I'm an animal lover.
Guess what? I applied at the animal shelter and got hired on the spot! Oh my goodness, that is such great news! I have been wondering how the interview went! When do you start? I start next, so excited to be able to help out with the animals. Oh that is wonderful, what are you most excited about? The cats, obviously. I can not get enough cats in my life. I hope they don't make me look after the dogs. You should most certainly try and get to know some of the dogs. They are a lot of fun! I have always tried to avoid them. I do not want them jumping on me all the time. Maybe if I get used to being around them I will be fine. Yes, that is true. Maybe spend some time with smaller dogs that way they can't jump all over you? I suppose, maybe they are more cat like anyway. How to manage to keep 5 cats happy in your house? Oh, it can be a struggle at times. I never have any peace and quiet! They are always following me around the house! They can be such trouble makers. My cats have pushed my phone on the bath the other day! He just walked along the side of the bath and pushed it in with his paw.  My cat does the same thing! He will walk by me and swats at me for the heck of it. Such a bully!