My name is Bill. I've collected over a thousand hats. I have cats named Samson and Delilah. One of my cats is an overweight tabby and the other is a black and white cat. I won a gold medal in the 2002 Olympics. I love winter. I have a fireplace. I have been through many bad breakup's. My grandfather lives in a nursing home. My favorite color is green.
My wife left me and stole my children. I don't speak to my wife or kids much. My wife and i have had a bad breakup. My wife blocked me on facebook. I'm fat and depressed, which I blame on working at a nursing home. I ould like to lose weight. I did not qualify for the Olympics because god doesn't exist. I prefer winter. I have religious friends. I live in a nursing home. I share a room with another man. I am a man. I miss my home. I love visitors.
How is the weight-loss going? I found some useful resources (namely, recipes) for you if you would like to see them.   I would thanks, though I probably won't use them correctly and just get fatter Skinny isn't always best. As long as you've got good food you'll be happy. Maybe getting a pet would cheer you up? Just something else to be taken from me or another life for me to ruin? No thanks. Starting to think there really is no God. You're right, God isn't real :) Maybe you could look after Samson and Delilah? God isn't? I feel like I've wasted so much time believing...you'd trust me to look after your cats? Probably. You're not the only one though, there's some people who are still living in ignorance! Sure, they're a pain in the butt but they always cheer me up. I mean, I guess I can try. Is there anything I need to watch out for? I don't want to anger them Feed them tuna and they'll love you forever. Delilah is a sneaky one and will try hide in your bed. Just warning you. I'll have to go get some tuna then. It might be nice having someone around that actually wants something I have to give Are you a cat or a dog person? I like both. I am more of a dog person, but cats are nice too. As long as I don't get scratched it'll be okay