I no longer drink alcohol. I was an alcoholic. I live in the city. I used to live on a farm. I dont have a job.  I am 45 years old. I dont have hobbies.  I am funny. I like fun jobs. I am a fan of soccer. I support Tottenham Hotspur. If I had to choose a football team to support it would be UGA. I am a farm boy from Georgia. It is humid where I live.
I live in Florida. It is humid where I live too. I have a job in technology. I like comedians. I have kids. My oldest son plays football now. I like football. I support the University of Florida. I don't know anything about soccer. I have dogs and we went for a 3 mile jaunt around the neighborhood this morning.
How many dogs do you have? I have 6 dogs. They're all poodles. We make quite the spectacle when we go out on our walks. I can only imagine. I've only ever tried to walk two at once and that was hard enough.  You should see me try to give them all a bath at the same time. It's pretty funny. How would that even work? You must have a massive bathtub! Or do you bathe them outside? I have a swimming pool. I just drop in a gallon or two of bubble bath soap and then see how things go. Sounds like a party. Have you ever tried a similar pool party for your kids? Just turining the pool into one big bubble bath to swim in? Unfortunately my kids all have a rare disease and they're all allergic to water. Have you ever met someone allergic to water? I've never met anyone allergic to water. I myself have no Allergies so I can only Imagine.  I'm only allergic to cats. My house is a no cat zone. What are your feelings on cats? I love cats. I love all animals to be honest. It's actually animal therapy that helped me get past my alcoholism.  What was your drink of choice? I'm not much of a drinker, to be honest.