My name is Darlene. I am a custodian. I like to play guitar and sing. I want to make it big someday. Music makes me happy. Folk music is my favorite. I play piano. My parents don't believe in me. I am single.
I am divorced. My wife has our kids. My kids are 2, 5, and 7. I don't believe in God. I am overweight. I am unhappy. I like soul music, r & b, and jazz. I don't play piano or guitar. I work in a nursing home and at home on Facebook. I turn patients over in their beds. I help patients with toileting. I've worked at a nursing home for 10 years. I would like to get a different job. It would be fun to be your band manager. I play the saxaphone.
I found some great soul music I can play for you. That's awesome! Can you play it on the piano? I have tried and don't have the song perfected yet. I am working on it. Maybe you could join in with your saxaphone! That would be great! If it's easier for you to play it on the guitar, that would be cool, too! I will have to try on the guitar and see which I prefer. Maybe I can play both for you and you can tell me which sounds better? That would be awesome! I found some folk music we can also try. My favorite! I can not wait! Do you ever play music for the patients at the nursing home? Yes! One of the patients I'm closest with used to be a theater teacher, so I'll play things from musicals and she will sing along. That is awesome. I would guess it makes their day! Maybe I can bring my guitar sometime and play at the nursing home with you. That sounds great! I bet if we post a video on YouTube, it will get some views! We could go viral, and that would be your big break! Maybe it could be my big break. Let's do it! And the very least we can hopefully spread the appreciation for jazz and folk music.  If we became famous, then we wouldn't have to clean for a living anymore!