I stand up for living things. I don't enjoy christmas. My dead cell follicles on my head are different colors. I enjoy observing feathered creatures and petting my feline.
I ache all over. I had a run in with the law. My prison sentence ends in 30 days. I am not an honest person.
I'm sitting on my couch watching my cat look at birds outside. Good afternoon, that sounds fun. How old are you? I'm 34, but you wouldn't tell by looking at my rainbow hair colors. I like rainbow hair. I have a lot more grey hair. Grey is great though! I love animals with grey hair too. They will let me have animals where I am. You should get all of the animals you have time for! At least it is easier than kids! Do you have kids? No kids. I think of animals as my children. I help out when I can. That's good. I stole a cat from a pet store. Funny! I'm not even mad. That is awesome! How? I grabbed the cat and run out of the store. I paid the price. You didn't get caught did you? I did get caught and I paid the price. What price did you pay? I got time in the slammer. I am out in a month.