I live in Canada. I love to eat shawarma. I am a world war veteran. My grandfather is a world war veteran. I used to play the wood blocks. I can sing. I flunked high school. I was really good at throwing grenades. I live near a school with a very tolerant attitude to weapons.
I don't eat shawarma. I play the piano. I play the guitar. I like to sing folk songs. My goal is to be rich and famous. I like explosions. I work as a school cleaner.
Say, can you play Semper Fidelis on the piano? I learned to play it on the wood blocks when I served! I can!  We should play it together some time!  I bet it would sound amazing!  What other things did you learn how to do when you served? I learned how to shoot guns and kill people from a long distance! I was a sniper! I think it would be great to play music together! What kind of folk songs could we play together? I've always liked playing Hallelujah...do you know that song?   Yes, I love the version by that one guy... I could do a nice rendition of Hallelujah on the wood blocks I bet. What is that guy's name? Jeff something? Yes, Jeff Buckley.  Do you know the words?  I'd love to hear you sing along! I love to sing. You can play the piano and I'll sing. Or should we duet? I'm looking forward to this! A duet would be fun!  Although I'm sure your voice is better than mine haha!  But I'll certainly try my hardest!  Are you free this weekend? Yes, we should grab lunch and then meet at your house to work on our songs. We could take this show on the road! Perfect plan!  What type of food do you like to eat?   Well you know I love shawarma, but I love all middle eastern food. What about you? You pick! You're hosting this jam session at your house so you can choose the food! I've never had shawarma, but I'd be open to trying it!  I'm always up to try new things!  I'm so excited for our get-together!