My name is Sophie and I am four. I go to school. I like chocolate. I like to share my blocks. I like to sing songs about letters. The ABC song is my favorite song. I love to talk. I like cars. I want to be a dog when I grow up.
My name is John and I am in my early 30's. I don't like chocolate. My wife takes all my money. I am getting a divorce. My job is selling cars. I don't like my job.
Did you sell any cars yet? We were close, but the customer ended up not buying it. It was really disappointing. I am sorry to hear that.  Are you and your wife getting a divorce?  Yes, I have a meeting with the lawyer after work. You won't believe how expensive these lawyers are! Hopefully we make a sale today so I can get my commission. I have a friend at school and his parents are getting a divorce too.  He is going to live sometimes with his mom and sometimes with his dad.  If my parents got a divorce, I would be very sad. They only thing that would help is chocolate! I hope your parents don't get a divorce! Do they get along well? They argue sometimes but then they are happy together.  When they are mad at each other I tell them that we all should sing an ABC song. It always helps! That's a really nice idea! Do you have any other favorite songs? I also like Itsy Bitsy spider and Wheels on the Bus. Did you used to sing songs when you were 4 like me? Yes, definitely! I always liked London Bridge and Brother John. Did you learn these songs at school? My teacher thought it to us.  I really like cars. When I grow up I want to be a race car driver. Or maybe I can sell cars like you. I think racing cars would be a lot more fun! Don't ever sell cars. It's impossible!