I smoke cigarettes. My father is a farmer. His farm was used for a CIA operation. I own 3 arabian horses. One of horses just had a female foal. I ride horses. I work with horses. I live on a farm. I have a neighbor. I am a farmer. I own a farm. I haven't had an Arabian horse born on my until until this foal was born. I give my horses baths and cut their tails. I find horses soothing to be around. I have never trained a horse before. I will train the new foal.
I smoke. I have a mustache. I worked for the CIA. I believe in aliens. I think I live on the moon. I'm traveling for work. I don't know anything about pregnant horses. I don't have any horses. I don't know much about horses. I read and research to build new skills. I cannot share details about what I do for work.
So, as it turns out -- training horses isn't very easy! The new foal wants nothing to do with me. All she wants to do is stand in the field and eat dandelions.  Oh no, are those bad for them? Would you train foals? I figured they would need to be older before people started getting on them. You don't ride them as a baby, but you still get them started with training with the lead and all that. Oh. Oops. I didn't realize. I guess I should look up information about horses and learn some. Do you have any other animals on your farm? we have some cows, chickens, sheep, and goats. plus the cats and dogs.  How do you take care of all of those animals? You must have a huge family. Is anyone going to help you with the training? my family does help. and it's a lot of waking up very early in the morning and working to keep the animals homes cleaned up and everyone fed. I wanted to do the training myself but I might need some help.  I hope it works out for you. It seems like a big job. How do you ever get vacation or relaxation time with all that responsibility? I work undercover a lot, but at least when it is over, I get to take time off for a while. that's just farm life. you don't get to vacation or relax because the animals will always need you. I don't know if I trust anyone enough to be able to leave and relax. I'd be too worried the whole time.  I could not do that. I need my vacay time. It gives me time to study alien sitings and stuff I am interested in. It's definitely not for everyone. but I do enjoy it.  Maybe one day I can come and see the farm and you can show me how to brush a horse. I would be scared to ride one though. 