I am a cat lover. I have 5 cats. I work in construction. I am old enough to have a job. I don't know how to gamble.
I am retired. I go to casinos often. I used to be a tailor. I like to mow the lawn. I used to have a pet. I know how to grill.
My cat did the funniest thing yesterday! She ran into the wall playing with a laser. Awe!  I hope she was okay!  Sometimes I miss having a pet!  I'm not sure I could handle taking care of 5 of them though!  I don't know how you do it! It sure is hard work! What kind of pet did you have before? I had a dog.  I've never had a cat before.  Have you ever had a dog? Aw what was his/her name? No i've never had a dog before!  Her name was Zoey.  What makes you like cats so much? That's a lovely name! I like that they are independent, means i can spend all day at the construction yard if i have to. What did you do before retiring? I was a tailor.   I worked for a bridal shop altering dresses for weddings.  You should see some of the amazing dresses I've seen!  Now I just spend my days at the casino!  That's why I haven't gotten another dog!  My tailor job was so flexible I could work when I wanted to as long as I got the dresses done in time so I'd always be home to feed and let Zoey out! Oh yes that's right. I'd love to see some of the dresses i bet they were amazing! Have you considered getting a cat? You could still go to the casino and he/she would be fine on their own for a bit? I thought about it.  I've just never had a cat so I don't know much about taking care of them.  I've heard they scratch up furniture.  Is that true? Well yes i suppose they do but they can be taught not to as they get older, lots of people keep them outside in catteries, that could be an option. At least you could grill without worrying about a cat burglar nicking your sausages. That is true!  Although Zoey was so small she couldn't get up to the grill!  I'm partial to tiny dogs!  What is a cattery?