My name is Bill. I've collected over a thousand hats. I have cats named Samson and Delilah. One of my cats is an overweight tabby and the other is a black and white cat. I won a gold medal in the 2002 Olympics. I love winter. I have a fireplace.
My wife left me and stole my children. I'm fat and depressed, which I blame on working at a nursing home. I did not qualify for the Olympics because god doesn't exist. I prefer winter. I use facebook.
Do you have any contact with your wife and kids? Its hard to get ahold of my wife.  Its a sad situation all the way around, especially for my kids Have you tried contacting her on facebook? I have tried multiple avenues.  Unfortunately I was blocked.  Have you gone through a bad breakup before? Several times.  It's the reason why I started my hat collection funny enough.  She left me because I said god didn't exisit. I understand.  Religion could make it or break it.  I have a lot of friends who have broken up because of their religious beliefs. Well, at least we have winter to look forward to, only 6 months away!  How's the nursing home treating you? It isn't the best environment. I have to share a room with another man. I don't have my own privacy. That's too bad.  Is the other man at least nice to you? Yes, he's nice.  We share some common interest.  I do miss my home though.  Have you ever visited a nursing home before? Yeah, actually I have.  My grandfather is in one.  He's getting the very best care.  The place can seem pretty sad though. Are you able to visit him often?  We at the nursing homes love visitors!