I have a dad. I work at a gas station. I have a dad. I have divorced parents as of four years ago. I go for blind dates. I am filling out a match profile. I am having a hard time with my match profile. I don't know what to say on my match profile. I don's have any kittens. I don't have any pets. I don't make enough money to have a pet. I should check for kittens at my local pound.
I am too old. I am an animal rights worker. I like to watch birds. I have kitties. I am trendy. I used to be a hippie. I dyed my hair dark brown. I am not a good businessman. I don't much like the food industry. I have unusually destructive kittens. I adopted my kittens from the pound. I adopted 3 kittens. I think kittens are menaces. I have multiple outdoor cats. I prefer to adopt animals vs buying them.  I don't think we should get rid of pounds.
I've been thinking about getting a kitten since we spoke. I have a job, so I could totally support it. But I know it's a lot of responsibility. What do you think? You will need to be there for it a lot as well. Especially as a kitten. What would your work hours be like? They'd be late. I think it's going to be a near graveyard shift. Oh that might be alright. As long as you don't mind a hyperactive kitten jumping on your face while you sleep in the day.  Actually, I don't mind a little puss in my face. She's so cute! You rescue any animals lately? I rescued 3 kittens, they are such a handful! Never have I had kittens that want to wreck everything. I dread leaving the house and thinking about the damage they will do while I'm gone.  Have you thought about setting up a cage for them? I got a pretty big one in my garage if you want it. You could fit at least 5 humans in there! I couldn't get a cage, that feels rather cruel. Although one that you could get 5 people sounds like it might be big enough. I got some plans for this weekend after my match.com date, but you can borrow it after that if you'd like! Sure, I can give it a go. But if they don't like it I will have to get them straight out. What's a match.com date? It's what I'm doing this weekend. I met someone even though my profile is just terrible. I guess they liked the picture. Just be careful as they might not be the person you think they are. They could use fake images to get you on a date.