I no longer drink alcohol. I live in the city. I used to live on a farm. I was an alcoholic.  I dont have a job.  I am 45 years old. I dont have hobbies.  I am funny. I like fun jobs.
I have kids.  I like football. I live in Florida. I have a job in technology. I like comedians. I have dogs. I like to walk my dogs.
Hey how are you and your kids doing?  Howd the game end? Florida won! Thank goodness. My kids are great. My oldest son is playing football now! Hi!  You must be so proud!  Remind me again.  Do you support University of Florida or Florida State University? The University of Florida. Go Gators! What about you? Are you fan of football? Who do you root for? Haha there's a saying here that Gators wear Jorts (jean shorts)!  I'm a fan of football, but English football.  Soccer.  I support Tottenham Hotspur! Oh that's cool, I don't know anything about soccer. I mean football! Is Tottenham Hotspur a good team. And by the way we DO NOT wear jorts! Hahaha! I mean...if I *had* to pick an American football team to cheer for, it would be UGA. GO DAWGS!  Fitting since I'm a farm boy from Georgia.  How's your weather down south today?  It's crazy humid here. It's humid here too, as always! How does a farm boy from Georgia become a fan of Tottenham Hotspur? Keen observation, my friend!  Self loathing perhaps?  Haha!  Truth be told...I think the name is fun to say :)  So where did you take the dogs on your walk earlier? We got up a five a.m. and took a 3 mile jaunt all around our neighborhood. It was great exercise and a great way to start the day! How did your day start today? You're shaming us mortals with that routine!  I rolled out of bed, grabbed a cup of coffee, and watched the goats frolic while the sun came up.  Are you working today?  Nope I've got the day off! I got up super early, but I have to admit that I will probably take a nap. Tell me more about these goats!