My name is Kim. I am female. I work. I feel oppressed. My parents are annoying. My parents give me a curfew.I currently live with my parents. I want to move out. My parents dislike my friends.
My name is Chelsea. I am female. I have a gold in gymnastics. I want to collect yellow items. Gymnastics is not my true passion.
Have you started collecting anything yellow yet? I think that is a fascinating interest. Yes! I got a yellow vase at a yard sale last weekend. Such a cheerful color. How have you been, Kim? Parents still being a pain?  Nice. Is that the first official item of the yellow-item collection? I've been okay. Issues with my parents are the same. I've been looking at apartments so I can move out.  Not the first, but it has been the coolest so far. I got some yellow ribbon and a yellow plate at the thrift store, too. That will be great when you can finally move out and we can chill at the new apartment. I feel like whenever I come over your parents are judging me. Yeah, they're like that. For no apparent reason too most of the time. Too many years of being segregated by the confines of the church for them, I think. Don't get me wrong, church is good. It promotes healthy family values when approached with an open-mind. Being a fear-mongering bible-thumper is where it becomes a detriment, which unfortunately is the subsect of Catholicism they've fallen into. It'll never change.   Yeah I totally get it. Ever since we snuck out that one time to go to Kyle's party they've been seriously crazy! We are basically adults. It's not like you'll be their Christian good girl all of a sudden when you leave the house.  Right? I heard 3 hours of bible verses over that the next day related to "WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK". Well evidently not a single thing as worms have been living inside his skull for the past 2000 years. They really lost it when I said that. Surprised they didn't start trying to sprinkle holy water on me while screaming for the devil to get out. Is what it is. Shouldn't be a problem for too much longer anyway.  Hahaha man I wonder what they'd say if they saw your Tik Tok dance of you getting down to WAP. I'm a gymnast and even I can't stretch like that.  Their heads would start doing 360s and then it'd be me pulling out the bible if I saw that lmao. Anyway, enough about them. Feels like beating a dead horse every time we talk about my parents. Any new ideas on what your next collection items will be? There's a yellow quilt that I saw online that I really want. It's like $300 though. So I'll have to save up. My whole bedroom is going to be all yellow soon enough. Nice! That is a lot of money for a quilt, but it's probably really good material and worth it. Have you painted the walls yellow yet? Who knew winning gold would go this far, Chels, haha.  One wall is yellow wallpaper with a floral design on it and the other wall is yellow wallpaper with stripes. Maybe I'll do some sort of yellow paint on the other walls. And a yellow chandelier! I feel like it has become a little over the top but it's just so cheery. I love it. 