I had a run in with the law. I ache all over. My prison sentence ends in 30 days. In 24 hours my mother will be at my home to see me. I am not an honest person.
I think animals are sacred. I am a plumber. I learned a lot from my father. I own 5 cats.
Hello, I finally got a chance to use the internet! Tell me about yourself. Hey, good for you! Me? Well, I love my cats. All five of them, lol. I want to see my cat! At least my moms is visiting soon. Have you been arrested? Arrested?!? You think so... Lol. No, they have not caught me yet. I am in here for shoplifting, with a month to go. What have you got away with? My dad taught me a lot. Even how to stay out of jail, fortunately! Lol.. I wish I knew my dad. Do you have any tips for staying out of trouble? Sure. Don't do drugs. Don't be stupid. Get married and obey your wife. Simple. Sounds kind of boring! What do you do for fun? Lol. I play with my cats. What could be funner?!? I was caught stealing a new toy for my cat, so that doesn't help. P Haha. You do not need to steal a toy. Cats can play with string, right? Mine is spoiled, only wants the best! Do you have kids? No kids. I work construction and can't afford them. Plus no girls love me. No I feel like I am older then you! Want any tips on getting girls? Yes please! Working construction, I whistle at lots of girls, but no luck.