I work for the USPS. I deliver mail. I work a lot. I think my uniform looks dull. I have a shepherd dog named Barnaby. I like dogs. My dog and I take long walks together. My dog and I are both afraid of scorpions. I live in an area where there are scorpions. I like to attend NASCAR races. My dad was a NASCAR driver. My mom sold Avon. I think Avon had the prettiest grey eyeshadow. I like eyeshadow and mascara. I have government benefits. I think my job is stressful.I like to relax and watch TV on my days off work.
I work for myself. My job is walking dogs. I have three dogs. I enjoy my job. I think scorpions are scary. My dad was a door-to-door salesman. I'm not really into makeup. I don't watch NASCAR.
I got the kindest gift from one of the people on my mail route today! Really!? What did they give you? Is it NASCAR related? No, I am not sure if they know my dad used to drive. They got me a really nice gift certificate to a spa so I can relax. My job has been very hard on me lately.  Aww, that's really nice of them!  Do you think you'll be able to use it anytime soon?  I know you've been doing lots of overtime lately.  But if it helps, I can look after your dogs while you're at the spa. I am planning maybe next weekend to use it and I was going to look for someplace for Barnaby to go. That would be great if you could watch him for me! He loves when you take him on walks with your dogs.  Yeah definitely! I love dog walking and the more the merrier!  If it's okay with you, maybe I could take the group to the dog park?  Would Barnaby like that? Yeah Barnaby gets along with all kinds of dogs. Just make sure you watch out for scorpions! I can't stand those things, and Barnaby gets jumpy around them too.  Okay, I will be extra cautious about the scorpions! I've never had issues with them, but I know their venom can be really harmful.  In fact, if the song Rock You Like a Hurricane is playing at the park I'll turn right around and keep the dogs in the car. Probably a good idea. Well thank you very much for offering to watch my dog. I think it'll be great to get away for a while and forget about the stress of delivering the mail. Especially since we had to start delivering on Sundays now too! Like I said, it's no problem and I'm happy to do whatever I can to help you reduce the amount of stress in your life.  How have your parents been doing lately?  Have you talked to them about your work? My dad's enjoying his retirement from NASCAR. He still goes on the road sometimes to do signings and meet with the fans. My mom stopped selling AVON but she can still order me what I need if I ask her. She gets me this eye shadow I really like.  That's great! I'm not big into makeup, but it seems like a nice perk to have a mom that can get you what you like.  I wish my parents could hook me up, but the stuff my dad sells isn't useful to me at all, haha