I own a cat. My mom is visiting me soon. I was arrested for shoplifting a toy for my cat. I get out in a month. I never new my dad.
I own 5 cats. I have never been arrested. I enjoy playing with my cats. I do not have any kids. I don't have a girlfriend. I work construction.
So, a tip that might help you to get girls is to try to talk to them instead of whistling at them. For most girls, a guy whistling at them is very off putting. I see.. I definitely won't whistle at them. How is your cat doing? My cat is doing well! Thank you for asking. Hopefully approaching girls in calmer manner will help with your luck I think it will. I'm going to try some of those dating apps to see if that will help. When is your mom coming to visit? Dating apps may work out great. A great way to get to know someone. My mom is coming next week.  That sounds like fun. Does she have to go through any special protocols to get into the prison? I will not be in prison when she visits. What type of girl are you looking for? Someone down to earth, who doesn't mind camping and roughing it. I am sure you can find her! And of course someone who likes your cats, right? Of course! If she was allergic to cats, that would be a non-starter. Do you want someone who wants to get married? Or have kids? Maybe, but not yet. I'd rather enjoy the world and travel a bit before I settle down. What about you?