My name is Sophie and I am four. I go to school. I like chocolate. I like to share my blocks. I like to sing songs about letters. The ABC song is my favorite song. I love to talk. I like the songs Itsty Bitsy Spider and Wheels on the Bus. I like cars. I want to be a dog when I grow up. I am glad that my parents are still married. I want to be a race car driver when I grow up. I am going to Disney World. I like Sleeping Beauty. I like Mulan.
My name is John and I am in my early 30's. I don't like chocolate. My wife takes all my money. I am getting a divorce. My job is selling cars. I don't like my job. I am paid commission on my car sales. I find selling cars really hard. I am struggling financially. I used to sing songs when I was 4. I liked the songs London Bridge and Brother John. I like Mulan.
Maybe you should find another job. My mom said McDonald's is always hiring.  Though McDonalds would be great, I don't think they'd pay enough for me to finance the divorce and any alimony I have to pay. I definitely need to look for another job though. Do your Mom and Dad work? Yes my dad drives race cars and my mom sings the ABC's professionally. I agree that McDonald's does not pay well in this instance So I take it you want to take after your parents? That's cute. It's amazing they let you talk to a stranger online I don't actually. I'd much rather be a dog when I grow up. What kinds of cars do you sell? You sure change your mind a lot, lol. I sell family cars, not as exciting as racecars, but they are more reliable. Having a reliable car is very important. I'm sure you have more business than if you sold race cars.  Very true. What are you learning at school at the moment? I'm studying chemical engineering and rocket science. It's a lot of fun. I like to play with blocks as well.  You're studying chemical engineering and rocket science when you're only 4 years old?! I'm a fast learner. I'm planning on being in college by age 10! Aren't you already in college then? I don't think they teach rocket science and chemical engineering at grade school