My name is Sophie and I am four. I go to school. I like chocolate. I like to share my blocks. I like to sing songs about letters. The ABC song is my favorite song. I love to talk. I like the songs Itsty Bitsy Spider and Wheels on the Bus. I like cars. I want to be a dog when I grow up. I am glad that my parents are still married. I want to be a race car driver when I grow up.
My name is John and I am in my early 30's. I don't like chocolate. My wife takes all my money. I am getting a divorce. My job is selling cars. I don't like my job. I am paid commission on my car sales. I find selling cars really hard. I used to sing songs when I was 4. I liked the songs London Bridge and Brother John.
Did that customer come back again? I hope you can still sell him a car. Yes! The customer came back and bought the car. However, my soon to be ex-wife took almost all of the commission. I don't know what I ever saw in her. But I am happy that your parents are still married. How are they doing? Mommy and daddy are doing fine. we are going to Disney world next week!  That is exciting! Who is you favorite Disney princess? My favorite princess is sleeping beauty. I love her dress. Do you have a favorite princess? Her dress is lovely. I'm not sure it she is actually a princess but my favorite is Mulan. Any rides you are excited to go on? Mulan is another one of my favorites! I am excited to go to the Starwars world. I don't really know anything about the Star Wars world. Can you tell me something about it? You can build one of those laser swords and explore the galaxy as they say. There are also some fun rides that im excited to go to. Exploring the galaxy with laser swords, wow!, that does sound super fun. If my money-grubbing (soon to be) ex-wife, would stopping grubbing my money then maybe I can go to Disney and go on the Star Wars world. What do you think? I think you will enjoy it! Disney land is place for everyone! Ah, one day when this divorce finally goes through. But I know you will enjoy yourself! Maybe you'll also be able to drive a car. I know how much you love cars.