My name is Stephanie. I am a little girl. I love playing with my dolls. I love ripping the heads off my dolls. I would love to play soccer but not good at it. I have a soccer ball. I have two turtles, one called shi nae nae, another called Water Melon Drea. I have a turtles who race. I feed my turtles chopped lettuce. I love to run. I am a fast runner. I want to win. I want to learn to play soccer. I am not a good soccer player. I like kicking balls. I like to mash and rip up dolls.
My name is Eduardo. I am 13 years old. I have an older brother. I like playing soccer. I own a small giraffe called Earl. I have a backyard full of leaves. I try to feed my pet giraffe lettuce. I can teach soccer. I cannot win a race. I play soccer and help the goalie. I am part of a soccer team.
My Mommy bought me a new Ken doll! I ripped his head off and tried to feed it to Water Melon Drea. But Water Melon Drea wouldn't eat it. Mommy says turtles don't eat dolls.  Probably for the best, I can't imagine a plastic toy is going to do his gut much good.  You're probably right. He has to be in good shape for the race next week, even though I run faster than he does. How is your giraffe? I wish I could have a giraffe like you.   Exactly, he needs top quality lettuces. Giraffe is doing well, but he isn't a racer.  I bet he can run fast with those long legs though. Did you win your last soccer game? Not really, his legs are so slow. The soccer game was awesome, first I've ever won.  That's great! Did you get a trophy? I know how hard you've been practicing. My mommy says I can join the soccer team when I start school next year, if I get better at my kicks. Got any tips?  We need to win more games before we get a trophy unfortunately. Best tip is just out in the garden and start kicking, you'll get better in time.  Thanks, I'll do that. It's too bad mommy won't practice kicking with me, she says she's too tired. And daddy works all the time. I bet your giraffe kicks good with those long legs.  Can't your turtles play kicks with you? My giraffe has kick some so hard they are now orbiting the Earth.  Water Melon Drea is smaller than the soccer ball! Maybe my neighbor can kick with me. He's mean though.He tried to paint sha nae nae with acrylic paints.  That's horrible. Maybe throw lots of grass seed in his flower beds. 