I like taylor swift. Listening to music helps me uplift my mood. I work as a manager at a convenience store. I am a pagan and I believe nature is my church. I believe counseling and therapy might help. I have 2 dogs and no kids. I like dogs that are not aggressive or require a lot of training. I think small dogs are less "manly".  I like Daschunds and Beagles, but Beagles tend to howl. I have never owned a Beagle.  My grandmother had a Beagle.  My grandmothers Beagle howled a lot but was not trained well. My dogs stay in crates while I work. I work close to home and come home for lunch. I use lint rollers to get pet hair off of clothing.
I am depressed. My wife and kids have left me. I am ready to do anything to not be depressed. I spend my time working or playing games on facebook. I do not believe in religion and do not visit the church. I am fat. I believe that losing weight might bring my wife back. I used to spend alot of time with my kids and used to ride bikes with them. I have not had a dog before. I want a small dog that doesn't shed much. I live in a rural area. I don't like my job. My boss has a bird. I work a boring middle management desk job. I often daydream of having a completely different life. I am having trouble accepting the divorce. I am thinking about starting a Smiths cover band. I can't wait to dress like an emo.
I was thinking about you and I hope you feel better. If you want to spend some time with my dogs before getting one for yourself, that might be a good idea. Thank you, that's really kind of you. I think a dog would really help me. What breed are your dogs? I'm thinking of getting a small one. Maybe a dog won’t help your depression after all. I mean if you are really depressed having a dog might make you feel worse. I'm honestly ready to try anything. A dog would give me a responsibility and get me out of the house for walks. I won't know until I try - but I like the idea of spending time with your dogs first to see how I get on. I am a little concerned for their safety living with a depressed person what If you forget to feed them or let them outside to use the bathroom? You have a point, but I don't think I would forget to feed them or let them out. I think they would give me a reason to get moving. What kind of dog would you recommend for me?  Hmmmm… it really all depends. I guess I would say a mutt. A rescue animal that no one else would think twice about adopting. That way you know that only you are capable of being the mutt’s owner.  That's a good way of looking at it. I'm worried about adopting a rescue animal though - is there a chance they could be aggressive? Yes, but there’s also a chance they could kick field goals in the NFL like that one Disney movie. Life is about chances if the dog bites you when you pet it the first time, It’s too aggressive. Haha, I like the attitude. I guess if my dog did turn out to be aggressive, I could get you to help me train it?  Now I understand why your wife is estranged! You are doing too much. I have my own life and responsibilities. Look, I care about you but do you really think that I can solve all Life’s problems for you with a dog? Hey, you were the one who offered to let me spend some time with your dogs. I thought you were willing to help. I really think a dog might be the answer to my problems.