I'm 60 years old. I plan to retire in a few years. I work as a librarian. I love kids. I like to travel. I travel frequently. I have been all over Europe and the East. I have been to Spain a couple of times. I am thinking of going to Colombia for my next trip. I am very much ready for retirement.
I am taking algebra. I am 13 years old. I have a 17-year old brother. I like our school librarian, who is also the soccer coach. My family mostly stays at home. We go to visit my grandma Frankie in Ojai on Thanksgiving. My grandma is not a good cook. My grandma has facial hair that hurts me when she hugs me. I like someone named Theda Thorpe. I have never visited Spain. I have never traveled with my family. I might travel with Theda Thorpe one day. I really want to backpack across Europe. The number one country I would like to visit is Spain. Theda also wants to travel to Spain. My parents are more worried about saving for college tuition than paying for travelling. I would like to work in photography as a career. I would love to travel the world and take pictures for magazines like National Geographic. I like reading thrillers and sci-fi.
I've been thinking about writing my own children's book, after spending so long working with books it might be time to try and make my own. Ooooh! That sounds so cool. Do you know what you want the book to have on the cover? I could take the cover photo maybe? For your book? What a great idea! Do you take photos of all the places you go with your friends? No, a bully named Rico threw my camera in the gutter last week so now I can only take “mind” pictures that I develop in my dreams. That must have been very upsetting for you. Do you have a phone? Some of the newer ones take really good photos I have an Obama phone. The camera has tape over it so that I can’t get hacked and trafficked.  Did you tell anyone about what Rico did? Maybe you could tell a teacher and they could help. Rico is the teacher! I mean, his mom is so she might as well be her name is Patricia How about your brother? Do you get on well with him? Yeah. I like him. He doesn’t pinch my stomach or ask me to do algebra. You want to marry him? No, thanks, I am way too old for him. Would he be able to help you deal with Rico? Oooh! That’s a good idea. Get my brother to take the abuse instead of me. But I don’t think my brother would take the abuse he would probably abuse Rico instead