My name is Jill. I am in high school. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I have never heard of electric bag pipes. I went to a new cafe recently. I prefer that cafe over a bar. I prefer live music. I'm impressed by people who can write their own music. I live with my parents. I love the artist, Jim Croce. Time in a Bottle is on of my favorite songs. I like to sing, but others don't find it enjoyable. I wish I had musical talent.
My name is Cletus Hucklberry. I work at Burger King. I am 19. I grill in Burger King. I am drug and booze free. I play music. I want to be a rock star. I play the electric bag pipes I invented.  I haven't played them in a week because I hurt my lips on them. I'm interested in playing my bagpipes at a cafe. I like live music. I don't like how live music crowds drink so much beer. I like Scottish black metal. I play Scottish metal on my bagpipes. I write my own music. I wrote a song called "Shake your Bum Bum". I still live at home and I'm currently looking for ways to move out. I don't have a new key for my current living situation yet. I am interested in going to a folk concert with acoustic instruments and a small band. I like Jim Croce. I am especially fond of their song, "Time in a Bottle". I love to sing and harmonize with others. I enjoy simple melodies and harmonies.
I was able to make a reservation to the cafe two hours ago to see the acoustic guitarist. I was wondering if you wanted to come along, I'm sure you will enjoy the atmosphere of the event, and the food at the cafe is pretty good too. Oh, that is great! Is it an all-ages event? Only because I am only 19, so I want to make sure I will be allowed in. Yup!It is at a cafe and not a bar so all ages are welcome I think it would be just up your alley.  OK, perfect! What kind of music does this guitarist play? They are very foksy which is why I thought of you. I've heard them do a cover of our favorite Jim Croce song. I hope they play it at the cafe! That would be such an experience to hear it together and sing along. I think it would be a very special moment. Me too! I was wondering have you ever played your bagpipes in front of a crowd? I haven't played in front of a crowd. It is actually a big dream of mine but I have such bad stage fright and I worry I won't be good enough and that everyone will laugh at me. Well if you ever want to start with an audience of one I can be your guniea pig.  I appreciate that! How about we get together before we go to see the live show? Sounds like a plan! I really am interested in what Scottish black metal is.  It's very unique and not everyone's cup of tea if you know what I mean. I don't like to conform to the norm, I like to be different.