I'm going to college away from home. My major is art. I visit Europe twice a year. I descended from Christopher Columbus. I love fish and chips. I love to cook paella. I would never eat a snail. I cannot eat out at home more than twice a year. I miss my parents. I have never ridden a motorbike. My mom was a photographer and my dad a painter. They have a gallery in Europe which I visit. I try to travel as much as I can. I am a painter. I paint portraits. I learnt to paint from my father.
I work as a waitress in a restaurant. I love celebrating Columbus Day. I don't like cooking. I like meat and rice. I don't like snails or oysters. I like to ride motorbikes. I wear a helmet when I ride a motorbike. I've never been outside of the US. I'm not very adventurous with cuisines. I want to visit Europe. I went to college.
I've been thinking of getting a motorbike.  I want your advice about a model that I could start with. Ok let me figure out which way your metaphorical motorbike in your head is leaning. I want it to be a real one. I am wanting to get something that can have a balanced and comfortable seat. I would like it to be able to keep up with traffic, but not change speeds so fast I flip randomly. I want to be able to have an easy time with balance, so it needs to have even weight distribution. Woah woah woah you just jumped out of the starting line with this metaphorical motorbike faster than I could ever keep up with you! How about I just ask you what color? I don't care about color. I want to learn to ride. I just thought that you would be a great place to start with finding the right brand or whatever since you know how to ride. I want to be safe and feel comfortable. Not look hot. The moment you feel safe and comfortable on a motorbike is the moment you are headed to the ER with multiple hurts in multiple places on your body. Always know you are a moment away from possible death and dismemberment  I guess I don't like the idea of a motorbike. I thought it would be a fun learning experience, but if someone like you cannot even help me out with where to start and are going all the way to that, maybe it is not such a good idea. It is not a good or bad idea. It is just a stone in the pond with lots of ripples to affect all other areas of your life. Not an easy choice like pancakes vs. waffles.  I think I will just stick to my pickup. It seems safer and less scary. Yeah it is much safer. Unless of course you have a Toyota pickup truck. How do you know what kind of pick up truck I have??? And, how would that be more scary than death and dismemberment? You never heard the conspiracy theory about Toyota, advanced nanobot drones and illegally cloned DNA from Gojira?