I have had 300 fatal heart attacks. I have a bmw. I got arrested for drunk driving. I crashed into a tree. Russians hacked my car and took control of my car. My cat is a calico. I adopted my cat. I prefer to adopt animals. I hope to have a house big enough for 50 cats to be able to run around. I hope to get a dog soon.
I have a chronic fear of heights. I am a party animal. I like to stay home. I watched a movie called mean girls. I have cats and dogs. I spend a lot of time with each and put them in time out when they don't behave. I have 3 dogs: a lab, pitbull and a chihuahua. I like cats and dogs equally. All my pets are rescues. I love calico cats. I wish I had a bigger house to adopt more animals.
I did some research and I think I will get a larger service dog to help in case I have another heart attack. Well after having so many, I can understand wanting to take all the precautions you can. Are you worried the dog won't get along with your cat? I am more worried about all of my fatal heart attacks! What is going on there. You'd think I would be pretty dead by now but I guess I am heart attack proof. Yes, I guess 'fatal' has a new meaning, but I am glad you are here to be able to adopt all of the stray cats in your city. Just make sure your service dog doesn't enjoy chasing cats...or worse. Ha!  I hope my dog gets along with the cats. Otherwise my cats may organize and take out the dog. If you end up getting the 50+ you'd like to have, a gang of cats shouldn't be a problem! You could probably even use them to take out the Russians that are after you. Yeah. Those guys are the worst. They made me crash! If I get cats like garfield though, my lasagna budget will be sky high! Well, if you cats like the one you had that swallowed the other cat whole, you may not need to buy food for them at all. You have had a lot of wild things happen in your life. You should write a book. I should. Hopefully before my next fatal heart attack. Time is running out!  If you can survive fatal heart attacks and the Russian mob, you may just be immortal. Do you let your animals in your BMW? Sure. I usually will only take like 5 cats with me on the road though. I mean I am not some crazy cat lady... 5 is the max you can safely take in a car without a brawl breaking out. Are these just the cats you pick up from around town so they can have a little cat field trip? Does your cat not get jealous when it smells all the other cats on you? Maybe one day you'll get that huge house and can bring them all home.