I recently broke my arm. I'm typing with one hand. I like skateboarding videos. I watch Rob Dryden. I'm a model for skateboard magazines. I wear hats. I like metal and jazz music more than country. My father is an electrician on an island in California. I want to live on an island. I like cows.
I like country music. I work with my mom on a farm. I used to be an electrician. I wish I was a model. I'm too old to be a model. I am pretty. I am poor.
I spoke with my agent about getting you in on my next photo shoot. Oh my gosh, did you really? Wow! I really appreciate that. What did they say?  They said they're having trouble finding reliable models with a more mature look, and would be happy to give you a shot at the shoot.  So they don't think I'm too old? That is amazing news. This is a dream come true for me! I'm so excited! I cannot thank you enough.  Not at all - the industry is a little saturated with shallow 20-somethings that all look the same, so there is a certain niche that they're trying to fill in order to appeal to the older crowd. And it's no problem - I'm just the middleman! Ultimately the credit is yours. I'm sure you'll do great.  Okay, I see. Well, I guess I'm in luck then. Here I always thought that I was too old to model and now I learn that they actually want people that look older. Amazing. Has your agent found any new jobs for you lately?  A common misconception - many clothing companies, for example, that have older demographics use models within that age group in order to better promote their clothes. A lot of people can do it, just a matter of finding those opportunities that exist. But anyway - my agent has arranged for a photoshoot to help promote the new Tony Hawk game! I'm super pumped.  You should be pumped! That sounds like a really cool opportunity! Do you get to do that soon?  It's in Los Angeles in about two weeks from now. Cast should be off before then. It'll be nice to visit my dad while I'm there, too; I haven't seen him in a while.  How's your dad doing? Gosh, I haven't seen him in forever! I'm sure it'll be really nice to visit him. Will you do any sightseeing?  He's doing well, still being strange and living on an island which means everything is as it should be with him, haha. I plan to visit the Yosemite National Park. I'm hoping my dad will want to tag along for that.  I visited Yosemite with my family many, many years ago. It was absolutely gorgeous and we saw a lot of cool animals. You better go! Can't wait to hear all about it. 