I just bought a black car. I have two cars. I go to the gym almost every day. I like to talk to people at the gym. I no longer live with my parents. My parents would like it if I was married. I've never had a long term relationship.
I hate the color orange. I think fashion is dumb. I don't go to the gym. I work in a bookstore. My mother is disappointed. My parents kicked me out of my house. My parents disapprove of my job. I have a chemistry degree. I have a dog. My dog is very agile. I spend a lot of time with my dog. I don't have time for dating. I travel to canine competitions with my dog.
I almost got into an accident with my new car! Oh no!! I am sorry! What happened? I was on my way to the gym and a dog darted out in front of me.   Oh no! I hope you are okay? Did you hit the dog? I'm fine, and so is the dog.  I thought of you actually.  The dog jumped so quick and was so fast, I think he could compete in agility competitions if he was better trained!  Have you been doing well in your competitions? Awww, I am glad both you and the dog are fine. Yes, we won first place last week!  That's so cool!  Was the competition local or did you have to travel?   It was local this time. We have a competition coming up next month that is in Florida. I can't wait. I am making it a vacation and we are staying for a whole week.  I'm so jealous!  Ever since I moved out of my parent's place I haven't had enough money scraped up to travel.  But even though I don't live there, I still get to hear about how I should be married already almost daily. Oh geesh. I am so sorry about that. Hey, wanna go with me next month to the competition? I'll pay for everything!  That's so nice of you to offer!  I can't get much time off work right now though, the restaurant has been slammed.  Are they hiring at your bookstore by any chance?