My name is Jill. I am in high school. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I have never heard of electric bag pipes.
I work  at Burger King. I am 19. I grill in Burger King. I want to move out. I am drug and booze free. I play music. I want to be a rock star. I play the electric bag pipes I invented. I like Scottish black metal. My name is Cletus Hucklberry.
I recently went to a great cafe that just opened that features local bands.  It is nice to go there instead of a bar in the evenings. Its good that we agree on the live music scene! I just wished the crowds didn't drink so much beer there!  What kind of music did they play? Typical coffee-shop music, some acoustic stuff. It was pretty good. I always prefer live music. Yeah, it was nice to be at a cafe where it was mostly coffee and smoothies! How have your bagpipes held up? Have you still been playing those? I hurt my lips on them last week so its been collecting dust for a few days. I plan on getting back soon though and play some new songs. Do you think the cafe would like my bagpipe playing? Oh no, I hope you feel better soon! I think they would honestly. They're looking for local artists to build community and get their own name out there so you should definitely look into it! It's definitely unique. Do you write all the music you play yourself? Thanks for the feedback! Its hard to find gigs that like Scottish metal played with a bagpipe. Sure, I write all of my own music. Have you ever heard of "Shake your Bum Bum"? That is one of mine.   It's definitely unique, but interesting enough to get people's attention. I haven't heard it, but I'll have to look it up! I'm always impressed by people who can write their own music. Hey, maybe the cafe will pay you enough so you can start saving up to move out! How is that process going? Well, the folks have been getting a little tired of doing my laundry.  They said they love having me live in the basement but last week I cam home and the locks had been changed. I had to climb in through a window. Whats up with that? Whaaat that's crazy! Have you asked them about it? They said they didn't know anything about it. What is really strange is they still haven't given me a new key. Maybe I could crash on your couch? Hm I don't think my parents would like that. Plus I wouldn't want to make you miss work. How is work going? Yeah, I am really important at Burger King and you must have lots of home work. How is school going?