I like softball. I work in an insurance office. I am middle aged. My father is in the army. My mom hated pumpkins, trees and holidays. I have a lot of these insurance stories. I don't let angry customers get to me. I play softball on a team for the insurance company. We play on the weekends. I played softball as a child. I have been playing with my office for 8 months.
I have cats. I am an animal activist. I hate pumpkins. I hate trees. I do not like holidays. I want a moon pie. I watched the movie Napoleon Dynamite. I try to watch baseball but it is too slow for me. I'd rather watch football. I am getting older and it is hard to stay active.
My office just entered a softball tournament this summer. Oh awesome, what position do you play? I am a pitcher! What sort of sports do you like to play?  Football is my favorite really, though i spend a lot of time hiking with my dogs I do not have any pets but I would like to. I like hiking though!  Yeah i have tones of cats, the dogs i take are rescues, i love animals! That's so cool! I really want a dog. How old is your oldest pet?  Got an old girl whos pushing 20 right now. They love til the end. Aw, she sounds really sweet. Pets seem like such good companions. I think my dad should get a cat to keep him company when he's missing my mom.  Yeah that would be a great idea. Ive seen some tough military men melt with their pets heh. I really think he would! If it's anything like how he acts around babies, I think he'd have a real soft spot for a cat.  Maybe you should come down to the shelter some time. I can show you around!