I have two jobs. I am a stunt double. I read a lot. I've been hired to be Brad Pitt's stunt double. My audition was nerve-wracking. My audition for the movie consisted of jumping through a stack of three window panes. I had no injuries during my audition. I went through the window panes in hoops while riding a motorcycle. I realized I wanted to be a stunt double in college after party mishaps. I enjoyed the parties in college.
I don't have a job. I am thinking of going to college. I haven't been to college.  I am always on a diet. I love food. I want to look my best. I exercise. I considered school boring. I have a sister. I don't like to read.  I like parties.
I know you're not a big fan of reading, but if you want to read more, you might want to start with topics you love the most.  Thanks for the advice! I will probably start light with some tabloid magazines. Have you had any more auditions? That would be a great start so that you're not overwhelmed at first! No, sadly I haven't. But maybe soon! Oh man I hope you get some soon! Speaking of books and reading I was at the library today scoping out the local male talent and guess what? I saw my sister making out with a librarian in the back stacks! Wow! Sounds like they weren't doing much reading then, haha what a thing to use the library for! Well I want to meet a smart man! Where else am I going to find one if not the library? Plus I figure just being near books will make me want to read more. It's better company than I usually keep. Lol, that's a good idea! The library is a wonderful resource. You could probably even find some magazines there like you mentioned earlier. Oh yeah totally! I was browsing through one called "cat fancy" and on the cover it said "free poster inside". So I flip through it, and guess what? Some twerp already stole it!  I love that mag! and I'm not surprised. That sounds pretty common unfortunately.  I was more annoyed that someone was as clever as me and had the idea to steal it. Oh I should track down who stole it! Maybe they are my soul mate! That would be a great love story! haha You know what! That would make a great movie! I know I don't read much but maybe I can write a screen play and you can audition for it! I foresee many stunts in this romantic action movie! 