I have had 300 fatal heart attacks. I have a bmw. I got arrested for drunk driving. I crashed into a tree. Russians hacked my car and took control of my car. My cat is a calico. I adopted my cat. I prefer to adopt animals. I hope to have a house big enough for 50 cats to be able to run around. I am thinking of getting a large service dog to help with any future heart attacks.
I have a chronic fear of heights. I am a party animal. I like to stay home. I watched a movie called mean girls. I have cats and dogs. I spend a lot of time with each and put them in time out when they don't behave. I have 3 dogs: a lab, pitbull and a chihuahua. I like cats and dogs equally. All my pets are rescues. I love calico cats. I wish I had a bigger house to adopt more animals.
My doctor approved me for a service dog but there is a pretty long waiting list.  Did they give you an estimate of how long/ No time estimate, but there are 16 people ahead of me and the puppy academy is low on dogs this time of year. My guess is at least 7 months. Oh ok, that isnt too bad.  Are you prepared for your service dog?  Have you bought everything needed? I am not prepared yet. Once I get matched we will have some training sessions together. How cool is that?! I may bring my belongings and move into the academy discreetly as someone has bulldozed my house. Oh wow, why was your house bulldozed? My neighbor's kid stole his mom's voodoo doll of me. He was playing in the backyard with it and his toy trucks and you know how that goes... Oh he sounds like a trouble maker!  Do you have kids? No, I am too worried that might cat might get hungry and, well, you know how that goes. I forgot to mention that the reason there is such a waitlist is that I am following your advice. I will have a pit bull friend soon(ish)!