I am under training to be a cop.
My father is an insurance salesman. I was my high school valedictorian. I dropped out of college. I have siblings. My mom didn't go to college. I bet on mma fights.
While I was working today, as a cop, I saw something crazy. Do you want to hear about it? I'm sure you see some wild things as a cop.  What's your story? OK I saw this guy doing what looked like a drug deal, with little brown paper bags in a back alley looking so sketchy. I questioned him and guess what? That does seem sketchy.  I'd be afraid to approach him.  What did he say? So he freaked out when he saw me, and when I inspected his bags inside them were Pokemon cards! Haha isn't that nuts? Weird!  Why did he freak out?  Was he trading Pokemon cards? He was re-selling them from McDonald's which you are not supposed to do. But it's of course a very minor thing. I just told him to not do it on the street. So he got them from McDonald's?  Like, with his happy meal?  That seems super weird.  I didn't even know people were still interested in Pokemon cards. Yes, it's a new promotion and it's very popular apparently. They are selling out. That reminds me of my childhood.  Could you have given him a ticket? I guess I could have but I decided to be lenient. A lot of things are technically illegal but it's not worth the trouble. How have you been? Yeah, I don't think that is worth a ticket at all!  I'm sure you have other, more important things to be doing as a cop then handing out tickets for Pokemon cards!  I've been alright.  I'm just trying to figure out what I'm going to do with my life right now.