I work in roofing. I like beer. I have a Chevy. I don't like reading. I like sports. I used to play football. I play drop in hockey. I know how to ice skate. I live in Michigan. I like to swim. I visit Lake Michigan and other lakes in the summer. I like that Michigan does not have a lot of dangerous wildlife. I have been in two auto accidents involving a deer.
I like reading, swimming. I like to swim in pools and lakes. Rivers make me nervous. I have watched River Monsters. I live alone  in the South.  I like cartoons. I have never played hockey. I am not good at ice skating. I read books.
You won't believe this: Last night I hit yet another deer!! Oh, no! Are you and your car okay? I'm fine but my truck isn't and the deer ... well she doesn't have to worry about hunters anymore. Aw, the poor thing. Did you take it home? Venison is very tasty. My truck had to be towed and my friend didn't really want to strap a deer carcass to his car. I feel bad about making the thing go to waste but I'm sure some possums and buzzards will be happy. That's true. Back to nature. I'm glad you were able to call someone to come and help! Do you have a way to work until your truck is fixed? My friend owns two vehicles so he's letting me drive his car until I get my truck fixed. I'm afraid to think what he'll do to me if I end up wrecking this too. haha Omg, yeah. Maybe check into a local metaphysical shop and see if they have some sort of deer-warding charm. Haha, I don't know about that but I hear they have these weird horns you can put on your car that emit a sound at some frequency only deer can hear so they're more inclined to get out of the way. That's pretty cool! Definitely look into that. I don't know that I've heard of that before. They're these plastic things that you mount on the hood of your vehicle. I guess as you're speeding down the road the air goes into the horn/whistle and emits the sound that's supposed to scare off animals. Very cool! Maybe I should get some for mine, just incase. Maybe that's what I'll get people for Christmas this year. lol