I know how to cook. I like listening to Katy Perry. I don't have many friends. I am looking for new friends
I want to open the juicy bar at the beach. I need help. I love reading books at the beach. I am a vegetarian. I have many friends who also are vegetarians. I want to be your friend. I love surfing the internet. 
I have created a Katy Perry playlist for you, wanna hear it? Sure, I don't know much of her music OK, I'll send you the link.  Have you read any good books lately? Yeah, I was reading a great cookbook earlier, and it had some great recipes. I can send you some if you like - what sort of cooking do you do? I've gotten pretty good at making vegetarian dishes for my friends and I.  I'd love any meat free recipes!  Great! I'll send you one on my favorites! Maybe we could meet up for a meal some time? That sounds great!  I don't get out very often.  Any thoughts on where you'd want to eat? I know a great beach, the one where I do most of my reading! The perfect spot for a picnic - I'll send you a recipe for vegearian picnic pie!