I work as a lumberjack. I know how to use an axe. I like to go to bars. I eat lots of pancakes and syrup. I have not trained to fight.
My grandparents are alive. I practice karate. My grandfather started teaching me karate when I was 6. Sometimes I teach karate classes.
What was the last thing you did involving martial arts? I've been teaching a few classes on the weekends.  My grandpa likes it when I keep up with his karate school and I like to help.  How's the world of lumberjacks going? That sounds nice. It's been okay, the weather was a little rough so I couldn't work for a couple of days. That stinks.  What do you do when you can't work?  That must get pretty boring! Yeah, it was pretty boring. I did get to try some new pancake recipes though, one was super good. Oh yeah?  What's the most unusual pancake recipe you've ever tried? I've tried a weird mix between pancakes and french toast. It sounded pretty good but I just found it really odd and the texture was kind of weird.  That sounds interesting.  I prefer french toast over pancakes.  Do you ever put unusual kinds of syrup on your pancakes or just normal maple? French toast is pretty good but pancakes are just the best. I usually just use normal maple, but it has to be REAL maple syrup and not that fake, cheap stuff. I can't stand that stuff. Do you ever get your own maple syrup from the trees?  I bet that's easy for you with all your tree knowledge!  It would be cool to get it right from the source! I've tried but I'm not great at it. My aunt was amazing at it though. Is it hard to do?  I've seen buckets on trees before and I think that's what they're collecting but I wasn't sure.  You probably have to know where exactly to drill and on what trees.