I like to ride horses. I have an old racehorse called Jimbo and a goat called Tommy. I do not believe in love. I do not have any siblings.  I was adopted. I don't like kids. My hobby is taxidermy. I am an accountant. I would like to be a teacher if it paid better. I am a charismatic person. I am not squeamish. I have a dark sense of humor.
I visit animal shelters. I am married. I have 2 children. I used to own cats. I am a taxidermist. I am interested in the history of taxidermy. I was not adopted. I have many siblings. I teach 3rd grade and I enjoy it. Teaching isn't about the money for me. I have multiple jobs to make ends meet. I have a strong stomach. I appreciate dark humor.
I got together a couple of books I had on the history of taxidermy that I could lend to you. Maybe I could swing by later today and check out the new project! That would be wonderful. I might work a lot of jobs, but I love to save money! I can understand that!  Teachers are so underappreciated.  They really are and are paid as such too. I am not saying we need to be the richest people on the planet, but only having to work one job would be fantastic Certainly!  Have you ever thought about spending more time on taxidermy and trying to make a living from it? at least enough so you wouldn't have to work all those other jobs outside of school? I have thought about it, but I don't think I am good enough, plus taxidermy is not as popular as it was back in the day. It seems very niche now Yes. There is a market in some areas for taxidermists who can pose people's pets in ways they are best remembered. But like you said, it's a niche market.   Have you been able to make a good amount of money from it? No, I have done a few projects here and there that people hired me to do, but mostly it's just a hobby for me.  I think I'm pretty good at it. When I retire from the accounting firm, I think maybe I'd like to teach a taxidermy class at the junior college.  I bet being an accountant is lucrative huh? I love my kids, but sometimes I wish I took a different path in life Well, it has done me well.  And since I have no kids and am single, I've been able to save a lot of money and invest it.  So fortunately I've not had to worry about money.  I just worry about what I'll do with myself when I retire. I know you don't like kids. It's just so hard for me to think that you'll never have any!