I have a job. I read aloud to my 2 cats. I also love to read the bible. I do not have phobias.  I'm allergic to cats. I like tuna. I live in my own house.
I do not have a job.  I don't have pets. I enjoy reading, especially the Bible. I pray every day for my family. I have a phobia about spiders. I live with my mom.  She is a single mom.
How are you and your mom doing?  Have you been able to read the bible or pray since we talked? We've been doing good, thanks for asking. I still read the Bible every day, though I'm starting to wonder if it isn't a case of people trolling us. It's got some seriously weird stuff going on in there! Do you read the Bible to your cats? Yes, it definitely does have some interesting stuff. I do read the bible to my cats. They seem to enjoy the New Testament a little more than Old Testament, I think they like the lighter content, haha! Do you read with your mom? I do. She reminds me that if I displease him, God will kill me with bears, like the Bible says in 2nd Kings,2:24 . He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys. It' Oh wow, that is intense. I choose to believe that God is a forgiving God and that we just need to try to be our best and ask for forgiveness when we make mistakes.  I think my mother just has an unfortunate obsession with divine bear maulings, to be honest. I hope to move out of here, but I need to get a job first. Yeah, I understand that living with family can be hard at times. What kind of job are you looking for? Anything in particular? My mom thinks I should get a job at the zoo, working with bears. (Again, with the bear thing..) Personally, I'd rather get a more normal job, like door to door knife salesman. Haha, the bear thing is a bit out there! I'd imagine you'd also dislike a job at the zoo because I'm sure they have spider exhibits. I'm sure just knowing there are spiders nearby, even if they are encased in glass, would be stressful for you.  As long as I don't have to see them, I'm fine if they're enclosed. But it's definitely not something attractive to me, to say the least.  An office job would also be suitable, but I probably need a college degree for that. Well, there are some office jobs that you wouldn't need a degree for, probably some sales jobs. Maybe you could get a book sales job. You could focus your interview on your love of reading and show them that you are passionate and knowledgeable.  Oh that's a great idea! I don't know why I hadn't thought of that! So what do you do for a living?