I have people who help me clean. My wife is miss usa. I love my wife. I prefer chocolate cake over cheese cake. I am wealthy.
I wear contacts. I make jokes. I like cake. I do not like carrot cake. I cannot afford to dye my hair.
I went Christmas shopping and spent a lot of money. Oh fun! Did you get anything for yourself?  I did buy myself a few little things, but was able to find the exact Gucci purse my wife's been asking for.  She's going to flip! That's fantastic. My wife and I have been waiting to get a PS5, if they ever come back in stock somewhere. We were able to by one off ebay for the kids, but it was marked up.   Had to pay almost 3 times the list price.  It's crazy. Yeah, I waited a while to get the PS4 back in the day too. I'm sure we'll get the new one by next year I'm sure you will.  Hey, how's you new hobby going? I heard you were learning to bake cakes? It's tougher than I thought it would be. But it's still a lot of fun. There's a lot of sciency stuff to learn, but it'll be worth it when I master it. Well if  you need someone to practice  chocolate cake on, I'm your guy. Just don't bring it to  my house. The wife would kill me. She still tries to keep Miss USA figure. Oh man, it's tough to stay in good shape. The older I get, the harder it becomes. It seems like I have less and less time to exercise. I totally get that. It's an uphill battle.   Did you ever look into getting the laser eye surgery so you can get out of contacts? Yeah, trying to see if insurance will cover it. It's pretty pricey so hopefully they'll deem it medically necessary