I work out.   I am popular.
I am an engineer.  I live in Portland, Main and work as an  environmental engineer. I have no friends.  I live in a van. 
Have you been able to move your van lately? I actually bought a condo yesterday! I'll probably sell my van soon. How are your workouts going? Wow that is amazing, bet you'll miss that van though! Pretty great, I'll miss eating so much fast food though.  Yeah, but it's a great habit to break out of. I have to eat fast food because I can't really afford anything else. How are you popular? Clean eating doesn't have to be expensive, you just have to plan your meals in advance! I actually run a podcast that I do every week.  Really? That's great, what's it called. Now that I have a kitchen I might be able to cook more and eat better! Also, I'm getting along with co-workers more often now! It's called Dude Soup, me and my friends get together and talk about our favourite soups. That's great news, have you made any friends at your job yet?  Not quite, however we started sharing more interests, turns out we all love video games. Tomorrow it's planned that we are all going to play together! Dude Soup sounds like a pretty cool podcast, now don't hate me for this but, I dislike soup. Video games are a great shared interent, I love talking about them with my friends. That's a shame, do you really not like any flavour of soup?  I don't hate Broccoli Cheddar soup, I actually think it's quite good. However other soups seem generic and they don't make me any less hungry. I got a job offer to work in Salem, Oregon. I just got the email. I hate broccoli soups! I just like plain old tomato soup. Fantastic, are you going to accept the offer?  I'm not sure. I might have to because the paycheck is larger however I'll need to sell my condo and restart all the progress I've made with my co-workers.