I am a stand up comic. My parents don't like my profession. Cheesecake is also my favorite.
I am rich. I married Miss USA. My children are a disappointment. Cheesecake is my favorite.
Went to the cheesecake factory and had the best cheesecake That is pretty dope. I love getting high and going to each cheesecake. Mostly cause my kids are a disappointment. this is also why i drink scotch. Wow, that's a lot of stuff lol! We should definitely get together and eat cheesecake sometime!  Do you have a favorite place to go eat it and talk about your disappointing kids? Cheesecake factory. They serve alcoholic beverages there and the cheesecake is pretty good. I like your idea we should definitely go do that. Are you busy next week? It is the best! I usually have a pretty flexible schedule and I can always make room when cheesecake and gossip is involved.  Maybe I could get some good material for some of my stand up bits if you tell me some stuff about your kids we ca laugh about. That sounds like a plan I feel like someone should profit off my Missouri I mean I am rich and all that happiness and my wife is pretty hot but when your kids are just a disappointment what can you do? Get drunk and go home and plough your wife again I guess. Well if she's super hot that definitely sounds like some silver lining I guess.  I wouldn't complain about that aspect at least!  I am always looking for fresh material so it sounds like it might work out in my favor too! I agree. What do most of your bits centre on? Usually on things that have happened in my life.  A lot of comics use situations other people have had and I do that occasionally, but it's always a but more real and funny if they are your own experiences.  I talk about my parents a lot since they don't really approve of what I do anyway lol I was going to ask about that; why do they not approve? They just don't think it's a respectable enough way to make a living I think.  They always wanted me to be a doctor or something but they feel like I've failed at life.  I enjoy making people laugh and be happy, it's fun! I mean; How do you make enough money and don't ask them for handouts right? If that's the case they have no reason to be ashamed of you