I go out with girls I meet at beauty pageants. I like to make music playlists.
I am married to miss usa. My children are a disappointment. I don't like new (current) music. I have some surplus money. 
I've got some free time right now, would you like me to make that playlist for you? Yes, please make sure to have some Duran Duran on there.  Most definitely. What have you been up to in the last hour? I made dinner for me and my family. I BBQ'd some ribs. How about you? Oh awesome that sounds delicious. I was talking to a girl I met at the last pageant I went to. She seems smart and she's really funny. I think I should ask her out, what do you think? You should definitely ask her out. If it works out we'd both be married to beauty queens. They can be a little high maintenance though. My wife can never leave the house without make up on I don't think all of them are like that. For some of them it's just something they do but it doesn't define their whole life. Also it's hard for women to leave the house without make up on, when society judges us so harshly when we don't do it. What we need to do is destigmatize natural faces so women won't feel pressured to meet beauty standards. Know what I mean?  Yes I agree. So why do you hang out at beauty pageants? It's my job. I work as a stage technician. What do you do for work? I am a talent agent. That is how met my wife, my agency represented her because she wanted to go into acting after winning the Miss USA pageant. Oh ok nice. Do you think you will take her on a vacation with your surplus money? No I was planning on potentially investing it into some cryptocurrency instead. 