I am President Trump. I am working on hurricane damage funding. I live in Florida. I live in Mar-a-Lago. I am very busy. I have not traveled to the Boardwalk area. I value time. I have children.
I live in Florida. I have kids. I have a black suburban. I enjoy driving long distances. I belong to four book clubs. I have not read The Art of the Deal. I do not like golfing. I like to read books. I travel to California often and ride roller coasters. I want to travel to Disney World.
I went to the bookstore and got you a copy of my book. Oh is it The Art of the Deal! I am super excited to read your book Mr. Trump. Maybe I will be rich like you one day! I find that a good way to get rich is to have your father hand you money! And make sure not to respect women at all, that isn't profitable! Haha! Oh wow Mr. President that is some hard hitting advice! Do you have any tips on reducing the amount of taxes a rich person has to pay? The best tip? Just re-elect me! I'm the best president of all time! Everyone says so, they're all saying it! Oh I will for sure Mr. President.  Aren't you worried about Joe Biden winning the next election though? Of course not! Like I said, I'm the best. You can't beat the best, you know! That would never happen! I refuse to let them count all the votes! Do you think you won Florida and Texas? I hear they are intense battle ground states right now. I definitely did! Any of the votes that are against me must be fraud! I don't believe in the post office! Do you think the media is misrepresenting you and your platform? Do you think voter fraud is a huge issue this election? The media doesn't know what they're talking about! Only I know what I'm talking about! Voter fraud is a huge issue, and Mexico is definitely paying for the wall! It's the best wall they've ever seen, they all say! Everyone says that it's the greatest wall! How do you feel about Mexico saying they won't pay a single cent to the wall?