I am a salesperson. I work from a cubicle. I work 60 hours a week. I like watching the sunrise and sunset. I have a dog named Buffalo. I've never been to an island.
I love fishing. I have a dog named Bob. I live on an island. I'm a closet cannibal. I am in great shape. I used to work a corporate job.
I have a day off work and would like to come visit you on your island. Sounds good to me! What would you like to do while you're here? I can start making plans. Yay! I am very excited. Maybe I could bring Buffalo along and me and you and Bob and Buffalo could go on a hike? What else is there to do on your island? Hiking is a great idea! There are several nature trails on the island where you'll get to see local wildlife. One of my favorite things to do is surf. I bet I could show you the basics. That would be awesome. Do you have a surfboard that I could use? Are there native fruits and plants we could pick? I only have one surfboard, but there's are a couple of rental places on the beach where we can get you a board for the day. One of the nature trails I like has lots of bushes growing poka berries. They're native to the island and very sweet. I would love to do that. But can you promise me one thing? Please don't eat me. I know you are a closet cannibal. I don't want to be lured to your island and eaten. LOL! That's just something I say as a joke so people remember me. Sorry if I scared you! I hardly even eat meat, let alone humans. Haha haha Oh, man. I was really scared!! I was excited to visit your island but thought you had ulterior motives. That's great, we can just eat poka berries. Should I bring supplies and cook you dinner to thank you? I know you're a fitness freak and stay in great shape do you have dietery restrictions? I'd love for you to cook for me! I'm not a vegetarian, but I do eat mainly veggies. Other than that, I really don't restrict my diet. I can make dessert for us. I know how to bake poka berry pie. Perfect. I will make a fancy fish dish that is a recipe near and dear to my heart. Can I spend the night so I can see the sunrise? Absolutely! The sunrise over the water is amazing. Fish sounds great! Living on an island I do eat plenty of seafood. It's one of my favorite things to eat.