I studied finance. I work in finance. I don't work in the international field. I work from home. I eat out 3 times a week.
I graduated last week. I just bought a house. I studied physical therapy. I am a coach at the local high school. My girlfriend works from home and is a writer. I like to surf. I take salsa lessons. My girlfriend likes to bake. We cook together. I like to cook at home. I do not go out for meals often. I do not discuss politics. I am recently engaged to be married.
If you have a registry list for your wedding then send me the link! Not after what you did at the restaurant last night! How could you talk to Jennifer like that? Explain yourself. I'm glad you're bringing this up. First let me apologize for making her upset. I was only trying to get information from her, I wasn't trying to offend her by what I asked. I am so sorry. Can you two forgive me? I guess... But you know I don't go out to restaurants very often, so for you to ruin my dinner by stepping up on the table ( and stepping in my bowl crab bisque) and telling Jennifer that "No one cares about her baby" was crazy disrespectful. Excuse me?! You must have been drunk if you remember me doing that. I didn't do that; your brother Henry is the one who did that. Now I think you're the one who needs to apologize! Are you kidding me? Are you a straight up narcissist? You're going to have to buy everything on my wedding registry to make me even consider forgiving you!  The position you are taking on last night is making me see who you really are: an insensitive, psychotic person who has no grip on reality. Cancel my invitation to the wedding. There's no way I would attend. Jennifer deserves a mate who is so much more than you could ever be for her, I now see. Listen, instead of studying finance maybe you should study what is socially acceptable. Just because everyone hates Jessica and her dumb baby doesn't mean you can say that straight up in her face. Don't worry you and that baby are not invited! Good. Because as I've already made clear, there's no way I would attend.  Have a good life, if that's possible you silly person. I am adding to my registry "no jerks from the jerk store!" so no one accidentally buys me one of you! Haha. Good one. Well at least you have one redeeming value: you certainly know have a good sense of humor because you make a joke out of everything.  Look, I want to end this conversation and go surfing. If you want to continue talking about this, we'll have to do it at some later time, okay? Yeah I should probably go cook to cool off. We probably won't be in this fight next time we talk. 