I work at the zoo. My favorite food is eggs. I eat six raw eggs every morning. I love being outside. I love pandas. I love reading crime novels.
I work as a Baker. I have been to many zoos. I am an amateur photographer.  I prefer omelettes, to raw eggs. I love plants. I spend a lot of time gardening. I've been to China.
Want to go to a gardening store today? No, thank you. I don't like to garden much. The dirt is coarse and full of bugs. That's too bad, I just figured since you spent so much time in the garden that you must do it as a hobby. I spend a lot of time gardening in order to save money on produce, and I love plants because they save me money. Gardening itself can be a hassle. Could you give me a tour of the zoo instead? I'd love to, but it'd have to be on my time since I don't work as a guide. I spend most of my time making sure the animals are healthy and well looked after. Oh, I see. I was hoping you could give me up close access so that I could take pictures of the animals! Well, I might still be able to do that. Just don't ask me to actually let you in the enclosures! But what if it was to see the pandas? I can't let you in the enclosure, but we routinely have to put them in pens in the back for checkups. Maybe I could let you sit in on one so you could see them up close. That would be great! I'd love to take pictures of them to post on my website.  Just make sure you keep the flash off. Don't want to scare them! I wouldn't want to do that! I'd just appreciate being so close to them. When could I come visit?