I don't believe in love. I own a tv. I like beer. I am an alcoholic. My parents are alive. I am an only child. I am not from the South. I am single.
 I like to refurbish classic cars. I own multiple classic cars.  I appeared on jeopardy once. I lived in a storage locker for 2 months. I am divorced. I am a recovering alcoholic. I am in AA. Drinking ruined my marriage. I am divorced. I like soda now. I won money. I restore classic cars. I own a '65 Mustang. I am trying to be healthier. I am from the South.
I decided to go ahead and make a dating profile. Get used to at least talking to someone new. I think you will be glad. Even if you're not ready for dating or love, it's good to talk to people. Think of it like practice.  I sure do need practice. Maybe I could make some new friends, at least.  Having you used a dating site or app? I've tried a few of them. I have gone on a few dates but I'm not really looking for anything serious right now. Still trying to get my own life in order. I know you said you don't believe in love but I think there is someone out there for everyone. I hope so, but I don't know. We'll see. Maybe I should get a pet instead. I'm not sure what to get, though. Do you have any pets? I have a dog named Morgan. She's a mix of pit bull, German shepherd, labrador and probably some others. She looks mean but she's a complete pushover. Are you a dog person or a cat person? I'm a cat person. I like dogs, but I like how cats are more independent. I don't know if I have the free time for a dog.  Yes, dogs do take up a lot of time and it's hard to go away unless you have someone you trust to watch them. I had a cat when I was a kid.  Yep! Those are my worries. My parents had a lot of cats. Hmm. Maybe I will get a cat then. It's certainly easier than dating. haha Maybe I will take up cooking and cook it little meals, too. Awww that sounds fun actually. I don't cook very much. What's your favorite thing to cook? Soup. I love soup! I can't get enough. And there are so many different kinds! It's fascinating. What's your favorite food? I love pasta. I swear I could eat pasta every single night and be happy. It doesn't have to be fancy. Olive oil and parmesan cheese is fine. How about dessert? I like anything chocolate.