I live in northern Alabama. I am not thin. I work at a quick service restaurant. My nickname at work is purple man. I like Mortal Kombat. Kitana is my favorite Mortal Kombat character.
I live in Alabama. I am 53 years old. I live on a farm. I am obese. I don't have friends. My favorite foods are burgers, milkshakes, fries, chicken sandwiches, and fish sandwiches. I have 12 children.  The kids help my wife and I on the farm. I game while the kids are doing farm chores.  I let the youngsters do the harder work and I drive the machinery on the farm. I love Scorpion in Mortal Kombat. We have tractors and combines. The combine needs to be fixed often. I fixed it while watching Youtube and I wish I had more time to watch YouTube.
Have you spent much time working on the farm the last few days? Almost every waking hour. There's always something to do on the farm. I imagine that you must lead a very busy farm.  Could you tell me about some of the chores you need to do?  Working on a farm sounds like back-breaking labor, but it also seems so rewarding. We start the morning by milking cows and picking the eggs from the chickens. Then we spend the day watering crops and feeding the other animals. Nothing I would rather do. Hopefully I get some time to play Mortal Kombat later today. Do you like to play? Maybe I could come by your farm sometime and you could show me the ropes?  I love playing Mortal Kombat!  It's one of my favorite games!  I always smile when I hear "Finish Him!" lol You are welcome to come by anytime! Just be sure to wear clothes you don't mind getting dirty! Haha! That's my favorite part also! So excited when I hear that! Scorpion has my favorite finishing move. What is your favorite finishing move? I like Kitana's finishing move the best.  I've been playing the game for years!  I also really like Sub Zero.   Love both of theirs also! Sometime I just like to watch YouTube to see some of their moves! YES!  Oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one who did that!  I like to watch Let's Plays on Youtube as well so that I can learn some tips and tricks from other players! Same here! YouTube is awesome for watching and learning new things. I even learn how to fix equipment that breaks down on the farm by watching YouTube videos on it. I could not live without YouTube! I am always amazed by the types of videos you can find on YouTube...that's so amazing that you can learn how to fix farm equipment!  Do you think our parents would have ever thought all this would be possible/ Haha! No chance they could believe the way we do things would be possible! I can't imagine using phones they way they used to be used and tethered to a wall! Now we use our phones as computers! They would be shocked if they were able to time travel from then to now!