I am married. My favorite singer is Taylor Swift. I have a toddler who likes Taylor Swift. I like to encourage my friends. I work in beer distribution. I like drinking beer. I am funny.
I play Halo 3. I am a loser. I sing Taylor Swift songs while showering. I own a moped. I used to be a kitten. I am male. I was in an accident. My moped is damaged. I live in a place with snow. I fixed my own moped. I work as a trash collector. I like drinking beer. I am a responsible driver.
I had such a funny day at work! What happened at work today? So we were laying out beer samples that we are going to be distributing this month. My co-worker slaps me on the back while I am pouring the samples and it goes all over the place.  Everyone is staring at me and I just belt out "Look what you made me do..." in my best Taylor Swift impression!  They thought it was hilarious. I wish I could of been there to get a good laugh, nothing interesting happened at work today. Well, it's not always so exciting!  I just knew you would love it because of our Taylor connection.  Is your moped working now? Yea I finally finished, it took me almost a week to fix it. Do you ride your moped everywhere?  Is there a place at work where you can secure it? That's my baby I ride her everywhere unless it's raining bad or snowing. And yea they have a security at work so she won't be leaving without me or get damaged. That's good and I'm glad you got your moped going!  I know you were a little down when it broke, but you were able to fix it!  You have a whole lot more to offer than you realize and should recognize that more. Thank you, and you really think that? I'm not sure what I have to offer to the world. I do!  You definitely don't give yourself enough credit.  Don't get me wrong, you are an amazing gamer, but you are a lot more deep than that.  Not many could have gotten back on their feet so soon after your accident. I guess your right. Maybe I should start working on myself and see where that gets me.