I have two different colored eyes. I am curious about others.  I have a brother.  I have a pet cat.
I drive everyday. I am a cook at a restaurant. My commute is one hour each way.  I don't like traffic.  I hate my job. I feel like i can not perform at my job.  I have a restrictive diet. 
How long have you been working at your resturant and what's your favorite thing to cook?  Oh man I don't like to cook anything. I thought I was gonna be washing dishes but they handed me a kitchen knife my first day, three years ago, and told me to start chopping. I need to get a new job ASAP. Wow, didn't know it's THAT bad... Any ideas about your new ideal job? Anything that isn't too far away. So I can get some more sleep and spend some more time with the family. Hmmm, I can ask my brother, I think he mentioned having a job opening in his company. Are you ok with driving? Oh that sounds great! and I'm good at driving because I do it soooo much, as long as their isn't traffic, I'm OK with it. Cool, will ask him tomorrow then, he's coming over for a movie night. By the way, do you have any suggestions for a scary movie? I'm out of ideas as of now... Yeah you should watch this movie called Meowder. It's about a guy who's cat is possessed and... well I won't spoil the ending, but you won't look at your little cat the same ever again. What's your cats name again, anyways? Hahahah you can't be serious, who would even make such a movie :D It's Morticia, like Morticia Addams. She's really black, so the name appeared in my mind the moment I saw her. Aww that's cute. Kind of terrifying if you just watched Meowder haha, but still very cute nonetheless Nah, I would trust my life to her. We really have a lot in common. Well, excluding the fact that I'm not a cat :P So I guess she likes to stick her nose in everybody's business too then huh?