I work at a factory. I enjoy telling jokes. I want to change the world by volunteering. I visited Myrle Beach. I am interested in how farms work. I want to buy fresh produce.
I enjoy tailgate parties with friends.   I want to volunteer. I have never been on an airplane. I work on the family farm. I enjoy duck hunting on my farm land. Farming is my main source of income. I mostly farm animals. I also grow tomatos and corn. I like showing people my farm. I don't have much visitors to the farm.
I am free tomorrow. Can I come visit your farm? You bet!  Do you want to come see the animals or my crops?  I can cook you a nice lunch if you're interested! I would love to!  I'm so interested in how farms work!  Was it hard to learn all that?  And of course I wouldn't say no to a delicious meal with fresh food! It wasn't hard to learn because I grew up farming.  Ever since I was two years old I was out in the fields.  It's hard work but I enjoy it.  We even have a food stand that you can buy some of our freshly picked produce.  You'll love it!  It's very reasonably priced. Oh wow, that's a really early start!  You must be quite the professional at it now!  What time do you have to wake up every day?  I'll definitely buy some fresh produce from you after getting a tour.  I'm all about finding better options for fresh, organic food.  What kinds of crops do you grow? Yes, I do consider myself a legit farmer.  And an excellent one at that!  I have to wake up at 4:00 a.m. to start milking the cows.  We work until 5:00 p.m.  It's a long day for sure!  We've got corn, tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, radishes.  Also a lot of berries.  What kind of factory do you work at? ugh 4 a.m.??  That sounds awful!  I am not a morning person at ALL!  Good for you!  That sounds like a long day for sure.  But you grow so much amazing produce, I definitely have to try some of your labors!  The factory produces paper, I always joke that I work at Dunder Mifflin, like in the show The Office.  Have you seen it? Yes, 4:00 a.m.  I'm definitely use to it after all these years!  But I never stay up past 9:00 p.m.  The Office?  I've never seen it. We don't have any TV on the farm.  Don't have time for it.  But a paper factory sounds very intriguing! No TV??  Wow, I don't think I could live that life.  I love tv.  It's where my sense of humor comes from, watching a bunch of comedies lol.  But yes, you sounds very busy all the time.  I have too much time, I need to find some volunteer work to do.  The paper factory is interesting most days, I'm a foreman now so I like it most of the time.  :) Really?  Am I missing out?  Maybe I should buy one!  So you're very funny I take it?!  What are your hours?  9-5? You are missing out!  If you do get one, start with the Office, it's HILARIOUS!!  And I work 8-4 most days.  I try to be funny, I think I am anyway, it doesn't seem like everyone ALWAYS agrees with me but I often laugh by myself at least lol.   What you think is all that matters at the end of day!  I'm sure you've got lots of great jokes!  Let's hear one! 