I don't have a washing machine. I do not have a dishwasher. I am from a single parent household. I love baseball. I played in sports tournaments when I was younger. I own an aquarium. I really want a ferret one day. I like to read. I love steak too.
I like to cook. I have children that play soccer and are in a tournament. I don't know how to play soccer. I like animals, but they are hard work to train. I had a ferret as a child and put a hammock in it's cage. I work from home. I am busy a lot at home. My kids love tacos, but I prefer steak. I have to clean my kids clothes and dishes. I moved into a new house where I got my first dishwasher.
I came across a news article a few minutes ago about an adult soccer tournament. Maybe we could try it out? You're funny.  Not only do I not know how to play but I'm as clumsy as a drunk baby giraffe.  My kids got their mom's athleticism. haha, but I'm serious! It's just for the social aspect, and with practice you can impress your kids with your skills. What do you say? I think it would be so fun! My kids laugh at me enough already. :)  And, honestly, I hate soccer.  I wish the kids had chosen a different sport.  You prefer baseball yourself, don't you? ok fair enough, it was a long shot! Yes, baseball is definitely my favorite sport, do you like baseball? Afraid not.  I'm sounding like a nerd here, aren't I?  LOL  Like I said, I'm super clumsy.  You know the skinny 6'4" kid who can't dribble a ball to save his life?  That was me. Oh not at all, everyone has their different interests and skills! Plus, I know you are too busy at home to be keeping up with all these different sports on top of your kids' activities. Which reminds me, have you had any luck finding a ferret for your kids? I gave doing the research to the boy as a homeschool assignment.  He found out you're not allowed to keep ferrets as pets here in Iowa. oh, news to me! That's super disappointing. Do you know why that is? Apparently they can spread disease to livestock.  Zeke was bummed.  I think Penny was kind of relieved, though. Oh man, I feel for Zeke. I'm bummed myself as I was hoping to get one as a pet as well. Penny didn't want a pet ferret? She said she did.  But I think actually seeing them in the youtube videos we watched kind of freaked her out.  The ferrets may not have been a good match with your fish anyway.  They're super mischievous.