I play the violin. I like to visit national parks. I am a nurse and am proud about my job. I am married to a firefighter. I met my husband at a work function.
I direct independent films. I'm currently directing a comedy named 'lets leave it to the team'.  I do stand up comedy. I live next to a national park but don't visit. I am single. I am a compulsive liar. I met my last ex at a corn maze. I admire nurses. I have an ex girlfriend that i met in a corn maze.
I discussed with my husband to come and visit the national park near you and were interested. do you have any tips for when to come? I really don't visit the park, so I can't offer any tips. But from living near it, I know that there is usually less traffic going to the park at the beginning of the week. I'd suggest trying to take your trip then. Ah okay, I know you are a compulsive liar, are you lying to me right now? because I remember the album you showed me! Thank you I will try too, I may visit the corn maze, I want to see the place where you met your ex. Have you talked to her? I am not lying to you! I visited the park once, and that was enough for me. But that was a long time ago. I haven't spoken to my ex since the breakup last week. I would be happy to go to the corn maze with you if you need help finding your way out! Promise? You told me to always ask you! okay, okay, I believe you! How are you hanging? has she tried to contact you? That would be awesome! I read that the maze is 20 acres, no wonder you were able to find a girlfriend in the maze. How is your stand up comedy show coming along? i want to go see you, but Im scared, last time you ripped me apart, lol.  It's a very large maze! Maybe if I go back with you, I can find another girlfriend...haha. Hopefully my next girlfriend will think I am funnier than my last one thought I was! My show is coming along well. You should come to the show I am directing once it is finished. I can get you free tickets! Or if you want to come to one of my stand-up shows, I will go easy on you. Maybe. You will!! you know you are a charmer, ill just slightly kick you if I hear you lying! LMBO, you had no chill, that poor girl was tared up in all your shows! You  have us scared, dude! have mercy. What comedian is your inspiration again? That would be RAD! I would love to come and get VIP access, you are so lucky you get to work with Angelina Joeli. I really like Dane Cook. He is funny and crass. Every time I go on stage, I challenge myself to put on a better set than Dane! I can get you VIP access and free drinks, but Angelina has strict security rules, so I can't introduce you. But if I get you VIP access, don't be surprised if I roast you a little in return! But don't worry, I have a lot of respect for you as a male nurse in a female-dominated profession.  Cook is a savage! no wonder, now I see the connection between your style and his. congratulations, you have accomplished so much, we are all proud of you! YES!! I need free drinks and foods, man its expensive, specially the drinks, I appreciate you so much. really? IS Angelina really a drama queen? does she required odd stuff in her dressing room, I read she wants nothing but green M&M.s? Noooo, dont roast me, you already know I cant handle it! Thank you, I remember when you made the nurse jokes, you almost killed me with laughter That was a good set. I remember it well, but I wish I had recorded it! Ok, how about I roast your husband a little bit this time? He's a firefighter, he's tough, I'm sure he could take it! Sorry, I can't disclose that info about Angelina. She'd never come to one of my shows again if anything got out. I know I wanted to buy the recording, as I was the one who had their drink come out their nose, from laughing so hard! so so so embarrassing, im surprised I did not go viral. Yeah, you can tare him up! that would be nice and I can sit back and enjoy the show, lol. Angelina is so beautiful is she really that pretty in person? what other actors do you have in your comedy?  Oh, I get a variety of Hollywood stars through my shows. They usually like to show up incognito though and then introduce themselves afterwards so I don't have the chance to joke about them during the show!