I am a chef. My parrot is from somewhere near Chicago. I am tall woman.  I have male-pattern baldness. I don't feel loved by my parents.  I don't like wearing high heeled shoes. I think high heeled shoes are uncomfortable.  I like to cook. My favorite food is hot wings with homemade mac n cheese.  I eat a lot.  I like to watch tv. I also like potato salad and slaw. I like action movies.
I like the Rolling Stones. I work for IBM in Chicago. I am almost seven feet tall. I don't know how to play basketball.  I love high heeled shoes. I have a hard time dating.  I love spicy food. My favorite food is pizza. I can eat a lot of food at once.
You have to go see the new Steven Segal movie!  It was awesome! No I haven't seen it yet, what is is about? It's a horrible plot line but the action sequences are fantastic!  It will make for an intense but enjoyable evening.  How was the new pizza place you tried out the other night?  Better than your favorite go to? It was great, not as good as the usual place, but it's hard to beat perfection aha. Who did you see the film with? Just myself.  I poured a huge glass of wine, made some mac n cheese and enjoyed a quiet evening off, by myself, for once.  So did my shoes that i sent you fit?  I know my closet is loving all the free space now. That sounds like pure bliss aha. Yes the shoes were a perfect fit, thank you again for them, they are absolutely beautiful, I can't wait to wear them the next time I go out with my friends Better you than me!  I don't even know why I listened to everyone that I needed to buy heels.  I feel like a giant in them!  Give me a pair of mules or slip ons any day.  Did you give any more thought about letting me set you up on the blind date with my sous chef?  The hours are horrible but he's a great guy and you have a lot in coomon!   Yeah, go ahead and set us up, I have some nice new shoes that need showing off, maybe they will bring me some luck aha Well i can promise you he has NEVER seen them before! LOL!  Ok, he's off Saturday night.  How about if I have the 2 of you meet at your favorite pizza place around 7pm?  That way it will be in a more relaxing environment for you.  You can't miss him.  He's taller than you!  Just promise me I don't have to wear a hideous bride's maid dress to your wedding! Yes Saturday is perfect for me, I can't wait. I promise not to make you wear an ugly dress, but if he doesn't like the pizza place I will make you wear at least a small heel aha You drive a hard bargain but deal!  Now, we need to figure out what you're going to wear.  Nothing fancy but you certainly dont want to show up in gym gear.  Whatever you pick, you have to match it with those black heels!   Yes, black goes with pretty much everything, and I've got a great bag to match. Do you know what his favourite color is? I'll see if I can find a dress I know he'll like