I am a cat lady. My cat's name is Speckles. I have two tattoos. I can knit. I like to shop. I enjoy receiving homemade gifts. I like when people can express themselves.  I'm single by choice. I like being independent. I like a good success story.
I am allergic to cats. I am not an animal lover. I hate spiders. I do not have any tattoos. I can't knit very well.  I was home alone a lot. I cannot ski. I do not like my job.  I have a medical condition. I am allergic to yarn. My illness has made me a stronger person and more understanding of others.
Have you been thinking about starting a new job any time soon? I know you don't like yours now. I'd like get something where I could work at home. What sort of work so you want to do?  Have you looked into whether that area has work-from-home opportunities? I'd like to start a tour guide business. Have people take visitors on tours of the city.  I am guessing these would be virtual tours?  Maybe you could start a business or get connected with one where there are experts in certain city to lead these tours? Yeah, but I'm going to start small. How's Speckles? Last time I saw him, I was sneezing for a week! Speckles is good and misses you!  It's crazy that Speckles was more attached to you than most, and you can't be around cats! People tell me I'm their cat's favorite! I think they're a bunch of little furry sadists that like to torture humans! That's what is so great about you, you always say what is on your mind.  I know where you stand on everything...including my beloved cat! Well, I suppose the sneezing also could have been caused by all the yarn in your house. That's why I want to work at home, away from people As much as we like to be alone, it's crazy how well we actually connect!  Not a lot of people have even been in my home to see all my knitting projects or Speckles! You should knit Speckles a sweater -- that way you'd have a two-way allergy terrorist!