I wear glasses. I take Prozac. I love Ebay. I am adopted. I have a bisexual dad. I have a new bike. I like to run and stay fit. My hair is orange. I like veggie brunch. My kids are in little league.
My car is black. I don't work out. I like Brunch. I am tone deaf and do not sing. I recruit for a basketball team.
I never asked, but which basketball league or team do you recruit for. I'm a recruiter for Ohio State basketball. So far, they seem to be happy with me. How are your kids doing? That is fantastic! The kids are great, thank you. They are all developing into brilliant members of society! Do you have kids at all?  Not yet. My wife and I are talking about kids, but I'm on the road a lot because of my job. I want to wait a little while longer, for when I'm not away as much. That makes perfect sense. The more time that you can spend with them, the better! How many would you like to have?  Probably two, maybe three. My wife has basically insisted that we keep trying until she has a daughter. So hopefully I don't keep shooting her full of boys, or else it's gonna be a crowded house! That is so funny haha! Well I guess she wants someone to dress in pretty bows and ribbons and you want more recruits for basketball?   You hit the nail on the head! She really wants a daughter to "dress all pretty". She already said that she's terrified of how rowdy little boys can be. If they take after me, they'll end up breaking bones and raising hell before they're ten. (I was a handful.) They can be a handful at a young age but it is all about good discipline! Do you know which of you will play "good cop" and which of you will play " bad cop" with them yet?  My wife is probably going to make me play "bad cop" with the kids; she's pretty traditional. Mom gives hugs and Dad gives discipline. It's a bit stereotypical, but it works. Well if it works then that is great. The kids need to know who is boss for sure or they will run rings around you! You have to create a fun atmosphere but also one where the kids know where the line is. Does that make sense?  It does. Thank you for the advice! I will probably pick your brain for more advice in the future, when we finally have kids, if that's okay.