I like watching Jimmy Fallon on tv. I believe that I can achieve anything. I am single. I've never kissed a woman. I love gossip. I am told that I am organized. I do not personally think that I am organized.
I became a carpenter after escaping slavery. I used to chop wood. I am the eldest and had an older brother who died. I've gained an appreciation for love after being captured. I do not like gossip. I have a girlfriend named Layla.
What new projects have you been working on? Do you have time to make me a wooden deer yet? Just doing a couple things for some neighbors, some little gnomes they want for their garden. I think I should have some time to fashion a deer for you soon -- probably next week. How could I refuse a friend like you? I have too much love for you to do that to you, my friend. I'd love to have one of those. But I'd need to gift something in return. Maybe some dinner? What's your favorite spot in town? Aw, that's not necessary. But if you insist, I guess I could force myself to have a nice meal out with you! Layla told me about a wonderful seafood spot that she found, O'Neals is the name, I think. That's a good one. I've been there a few times. Just don't order the lobster. I think it's actually fake. Seriously? Is that true? Come on, that's hard to believe. You shouldn't spread a rumor like that if you're not sure it's completely accurate. That could really harm someone's business. I'll ask Layla about it -- if there's one thing my girlfriend knows about, it's food! They should've charge me $30 for something that tasted as bad as what they served me! Wow ... As I said, I'll see if Layla knows anything about it. In the meantime, though, I guess we'll just plan on avoiding the (artificial) lobster. Hey, you seeing any eligible ladies, by the way? Anything going on in that department? Not yet. Still kinda embarassing to get a date and not even know how to kiss someone. Yeah, that's kind of a catch-22, I think it's called. Can't get good at kissing a woman without kissing a woman. Can't kiss a woman without being good at kissing a woman. How can you win, right? Maybe I'll meet a woman who has never kissed a man? Then we both feel the same way. That's a smart way to go about it. The learn-as-you-go method. Hard part would be knowing who's done it and who hasn't, I guess.