I am married to a woman for 6 years. I spend weekends at the casino. I like BBQ, beer. I have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime. I have a wife. I don't think I have a gambling or alcohol problem. I've never driven a Tesla. I went to the casino last weekend. I like feeling that I am doing the same as others. I am not addicted to gambling. I am a responsible gambler.
I am married to a woman almost 10 years. I don't have any hobbies. I don't have any friends. I want to buy a Corvette. I like reading about Corvettes. I don't go to the casino. I hate losing money. I tested drive a Tesla a few weeks ago. I am interested in getting a Tesla. I am excited about buying a Tesla.
What colour Tesla are you thinking of getting? I think you should get a white one! They're so nice! I like white, because they always look clean even when they are dirty, but, I've always loved black cars. They just look sporty, yet serious. I think a Hellcat deserves something sporty looking. Maybe even like a carbon fiber? That could look cool! What color does your wife like? Wives probably like black too. I wish I could test drive one too. I think the wife would probably want something weird, like pink. NOT HAPPENING. Haha! And hey man, not to be rude, but you could probably be test driving a Tesla right now if you didn't waste all your money at the casino, just saying. Uhh... I only lost a few grand last month trying to win that Tesla! That's not an addiction right? Right?! I know you think you're being funny, but I'm honestly worried about you man. That's a lot of money to lose... and this isn't the first time. What does your wife think? She can't possibly be okay with it. She's thinking she wants that Tesla when she's sitting right next to me trying to win it too! haha Fair enough man, just be careful. Gambling is serious stuff when you are putting more than you can afford on the line. One question though - what were you thinking betting against Tom Brady? Never bet against Tom Brady. Everyone knows that. Hey it's my hobbie don't do much else. The GOAT has to lose sometimes you know that! I thought he wouldn't be as good without Belechick. I know you hate losing money, but money's not everything. Whatever you say, pal! Just give me a call if you ever need a ride to the homeless shelter someday when ya lose it all! I'll pick you up in my shiny new Tesla. Haha, only joking, don't be mad. Tell me when you trade your house for a corvette and a tesla, the insurance costs must be insane! Hahah funny guy! Nah, I don't think they are too bad, probably comparable. Either way, I'm sure your wife would love to sit in the passenger seat! LOL