I like rum and coke. I was on days of our lives.  I have knock knock joke book. I am funny. I had freckles. 
I served in the army. I like rum and coke. I am american. I work building things. I build closet. I read. I have a prius.  I like romance book. I like freckles.  I like big cities. 
How was your time in the army? My time in the army was really fun. I was able to travel to different countries and see lots of new things Cool. I am glad that you enjoyed your time in the army. So how have you been doing? Any new building projects going on recently? I am currently working on building a big soccer stadium and a sky scraper Sounds like a very busy year huh? Will the stadium be in a big city or in the suburb? It is nice that you are invovled in big projects It is going to be in Nevada in the suburbs. Have you ever been to Nevada. Oh sure I have been there a few times. I consider myself funny and always wanted to be a comedian someday doing standups in Vegas haha I too have been to Vegas. Do you do many standup gig where you are live now? Nah just small gigs at a few bars. I gotta develop some skills. Not many people find my knock knock jokes hillarious. Small gigs are a really good place to start though. How long have you been doing standup? Well only a couple of years. I was sipping my usual rum and coke at the bar and the comedian was telling a terrible joke. So I went up on the stage told him to move over and told my knock knock jokes. That was the first gig ha I enjoy going to comedy clubs and seeing new acts.