I swim. I don't have children. I like horror novels. I'm an accountant. I love blue colored balls. I have a lot of money.
I work for an insurance company. I'm a professional bowler. I have two children: a boy and a girl. My children love blue colored balls. I'm divorced. I care for my grandmother.
I just got a new novel I'd love to share with you. I got it on Audible so we could listen together, if you'd be interested. Sure. What is the novel about? The new novel is about investing and growing your money over time to be financially free. I don't know if that's something you would be interested in, but thought I would ask anyways! I am good actually. That sounds really boring and basic. Also sounds like a pyramid scheme. I think my children are smarter than you, and they play with blue balls!!  Ahhh I gotcha, well thought I would ask anyways! That's fine to have that opinion, but I would find that highly unlikely Sure am accountant would say that. You remind me of my ex-wife minus the blowing of all my closes friends and family. You accountant and your counting of money. You have know idea what life is about.  What is life about then, please tell me? Caring for your grandmother, selling over priced life insurance bowling. Honestly nothing is better than a nice relaxing day watching your children struggle with their blue colored balls.   I totally get that. I think family is very important, however what I was trying to get across was to be financially independent, to live your life as freely as you want it to be. Money definitely isn't everything, but it provides you time that you can spend with your family or other things you find important Eh those people are just trying to make money off you. Hard work and luck is all you need. The game is rigged and trying to play their game may make you feel better but it gets you no where. Honestly that book sounds like you got it for free from a financial seminar.  You are the doldrums of society.  I would like you to be the godfather of my kids though. Since you also love to play with blue colored balls.  Ok looks like I can't change your mind. If you don't want any advice to better your life, it's not my problem. Have a nice day. It isn't bettering your life when you are peddling your nonsense to strangers. You may have a lot of money but I bet you grew up rich. 