I like music. I am unemployed. My Dad's in jail. I am on welfare.
I am 71 years old. I have grown lots of carrots in my garden. I like gardening. I like to eat fresh vegetables. 
Maybe I could visit your garden sometime? Yes, sure anytime. I can give you some fresh vegetables. That would be great! I love carrots! That's great then. I look forward to hearing some good music from you. What's your favorite genre? My music taste is all over the place, I love anything from old school jazz to modern rock or folk. Do you like Johnny Cash? I could bring a portable speaker and we could jam out while we harvest. That would be great. I am looking forward to meeting you. I like Queens also, I was to their concerts when I was younger. Freddie Mercury was a legend! Mad respect for him! That had to be one heck of a show! We can pluck carrots to "We will rock you"!  Freddie was one of a kind. He was born to be a showman. Hahahaha, that sounds like an amazing show. Indeed he was, just like David Bowie. I can't imagine seeing them both live. Can't wait to see you and help around the yard. It makes me feel good when I'm helping people. Takes my mind off of the way my life is currently going. My dad was a huge fan of Bowie's. How long will your dad be serving in jail? Sure, that would be good, I can use some assistance. He's still got like a year to go, maybe a little less with good behavior. I'm going to go see him Saturday. Hope he gets out as soon as possible. Say hi from me.