I eat only beef jerky. I have a dog. My dog is a vampire. I work online. I do lots of small design jobs. I create logos and company jingles.  I play the guitar. I play guitar video games.  I own an Ibadan guitar, but that is not its real name.  
I am sometimes vain. I like vegan food. I often check out my refection. I do all my shopping online.
I taught my dog to sing along when I play the guitar - it's really cool! Wanna hear him? sure i'd love to. I'd be nice really. I just sent the file to you via email. Check it out! Ok, i just checked. Wow! you really did a great job with your dog. Thanks! Yeah, he is a cutie and I love him. We should go for a walk with him one day Yea that seems cool, I'd love to do that. Great. This weekend looking nice and I don't work. I can bring my guitar too and have a hang out at the park. Oh, that's cool, I'm sure it'd be fun. Ok - I'll give you a message later on the week to confirm. Having a good day? Yes my day is going good. yours? It's good thanks. Just doing some design work and listening to music. Wow! what kind of music are you into?