I speak 4 languages  I don't speak German. I'm a plumber. I can do celebrity impressions. I volunteer in my son's boy scout super troop. I'm having an affair with the troop leader. I live in Texas.
I speak German. I am 70 years old. I speak one language. I was a boy scout. I live in a cabin. I like to boat.
Me and my son went camping with the boy scouts.  Nice one .. the troop leader wasn't there again was he ..? How long were you camping for?  No the leader was not there. It was nice without the distraction. We were camping for 5 days! Do you enjoy camping? I do love camping, it's one of the reasons I moved out of the house and into the cabin. It's basically camping but I have a nice cosy bed and a fireplace! Was 5 days too much for you, or was it about right?  It was great, I wish it was a longer trip. I would love living in a cabin! Are you in  a remote area? How close is your closest neighbor?  I live about 15 miles from the closest town, so I have to gather my own food most of the time as well! Living off the land! I rent my cabin out sometimes in teh holidays, you're always welcome to come up and stay at some point   That sounds wonderful! I am assuming you hunt? What kind of food do you gather? I might take you up on your offer to stay sometime, thanks! I do hunt, but only sustainably, what I need to survive! My favourite is wild mushrooms - you can basically cook anything with them and it all tastes good! No problem - I can teach you how to look for edible mushrooms as well! You can entertain us in the evening with your great impressions!! who's your favourite celeb to impersonate?  I learned a bit about mycology through the boy scouts, but am very new to it, I would love to learn much more. I am always up for entertaining, it's so fun to make others laugh. Christopher Walkin is a very fun impression to do, and so is Robert Dinero. But if I had to pick a favorite, it would be Adam Sandler because it's so silly. Haha amazing, I'd love to see them soon! How do you learn to do impressions, I've always found it so hard to do accents!  It's just something I picked up as a kid and the more I did one, the better I got at the impression. You should pick one and practice and then try it out on someone. Do you get many visitors to your cabin, or are you pretty solitary most of the time? I do get quite a lot of visitors because of the courses i run with hunting! When peiople stay though i tend to keep out of their hair. I'll learn Marlon Brando, and can impress you with it when you come up and see me!