I have a wife. I have been married six times. I own a bar, a car I play poker. I am a millionaire. I live in Chicago.
I like coffee. I like to win. I love money. I love sunny days.
How do you take your coffee? I always take my coffee black. The stronger the better. On Christmas I will put a candy cane in my coffee, but other than that, I always take it black. How about yourself?  Sounds good. I am more of a scotch person. Tea and coffee are not my thing. So, how has the week been so far? I'm always up for scotch as well. I could take some scotch in my coffee right about now. The week hasn't been so great. I lost a bunch of money at the casino. I love the thrill of hitting the jackpot, but I haven't won in a while. Love it when I do though. Hey, you couldn't spare a few bucks perhaps so I could try my luck again? Haha. Sure, mate! But you gotta earn that! No one has ever built an empire by hitting Casino! The best bet would be to invest your money in a promising project and see it grow from there. So, what are your goals in life? Goals? I'm not really sure. I guess I never really thought that far ahead. I've always been so impulsive. I guess maybe settle down and get married, but I don't know. Commitment is scary. Any marriage advice. Or any getting a date in the first place advice? Haha. You have to take your chances in life. Not everything that happens in life is planned. I never planned to get married six times, but here I am on my sixth marriage. Just go with the flow, I would say. Being impulsive can surely get you a date, I guess. If you know what I mean. I think taking my chances in life is where I got my love for the thrill of winning at the casino, but it's taking my chances that have landed me where I am. I guess I need to take chances in better places. Hey, how about I take my chances at your bar on Saturday night? Classy place you have there. I bet I could land a classy date there. Let's make it a double date. We can play some friendly poker, what do you say? Sounds like a plan. I am up for it! It's a deal then! Let's get you a date on Saturday! Can we take your car? Mine was, um, I sold it for quick cash. I guess that was a bit impulsive too. Oh well, at least now with no car, I get to walk out in the lovely sunshine, stretch my legs, and see the streets of this town in a more leisurely fashion. So, what do you say, could I get a ride? I would be much obliged. Sure, I can send my car to your place to pick you up. So, does 6:00PM this Saturday work for you? Oh, fancy, I get a chauffeur. Never had the pleasure of being whisked away like a movie star. 6:00 pm sounds swell, I love it. Any chance I could get a wee bit o' scotch in the passenger seat too loosen up before the date?