My wife is funny. I have multiple children. I used to be an actor. I am now a baker. I look forward to retiring. I don't like orange cars. I like baseball. 
I have been married for ten years. I am a stay-at-home Dad.  I have three kids. My children are still young. My old car isn't in great shape. I want a new orange car. I enjoy watching baseball. I have multiple pets.
So what kind of car did you end up buying? I decided on a Toyota RAV4, and of course, it is an orange one haha. What kind of car do you have? Ugh the worst! Toyota and orange? Bleh. Range rover baby - haha kidding! Dodge Caravan for my hilarious wife and untamed children I read Range rover and about had a heart attack caused by envy lol But of course, you need a caravan for your big family! I'll race you though haha. My toyota engine will smoke that Dodge!   Haha family race! Bring it on speaking of which, my kids and your kids need a playdate soon. I can't handle them anymore hahaha! Even my delicious baked goods can't keep me afloat. I like the way your mind thinks. Let's share the load. What about next weekend? And I have another great idea, sometime soon we need to go to a baseball game, no kids and no wife. That will definately lighten the load hahaha LOL! Yes, I heard Red Sox and Yankees were playing downtown next weekend! We'll take your old car, for old times sake tehe. I'll use my acting skills and pretend to be an usher to get us in for free! I knew becoming friends with you would have its rewards. I promise I'm not only your friend for the perks though hehe. Let me see if I can convince my wife. I'm not sure how happy she will be that I want to leave her with all the kids and pets by herself lol Hahaha I'll send my wife to yours! I know for a fact that my funny lady will ease things on your end. I'll let her know. She was venting the other day how she needs a girlfriend to take her mind off things. I think your wife will provide enough comic relief to relieve any stressor no matter how difficult.  Haha for sure. Oh man, I can't wait to kick back full-time though, retirement needs to walk its way faster.  You could just be like me, quit your job, and become a stay-at-home dad. I bet not even your wife could make that funny though lol But I find if you tell your wife your working on a novel, it softens the blow but not much because she still might think you are crazy.  