I have allergies. I do not like country music. I like alternative and jazz music. I live on a farm. I breed and sell pigs. I want a dog. I have no pets. I love fresh bacon. 
I am a writer and am single. I workout. I like country music. I am a jazz singer. I've been on American Idol. I love to write horror stories. I published three horror books. I have no privacy in public. I have a dog and two cats. I like dogs more than cats.
A friend of mine has some puppies to re-home if you're really interested in getting a pet. Oh no not me I have plenty of pets as is. But don't you want a pet seeing as you sell all of your pigs for money? I considered it but they're smaller dogs and I feel like I need a big ol dog to run the farm. Are you working on any new books right now? Yeah why don't you buy a shepard dog. They would help you manage the pig farm. My next tale I am working on is a horror story of a farmer that feeds his enemies to his cattle. The title will be MAD COWS. Cattle are more vegetarians. Their stomachs won't handle meat products so maybe consider pigs. A pig would go through everything except the hair and the teeth.   You know what I guess I should have ran that idea past you first since you are a pig expert. I never thought of that honestly... cows eat grass not meat. I'm full of random useless farm information like that so feel free to reach out anytime haha. Will you be able to change your story or are you going to have to scrap the whole thing? Well I wouldn't call your information useless. All information is useful in my opinion. Uhhh yeah the more I think about it the more I might just have to scrap the story. That's ok though you live and learn hah. Do you have any fresh bacon for me by chance?  We are getting ready for slaughter next week so I can certainly ask the butcher to slice some up for you. Would you be interested in half a pig? It would fill your freezer so you wouldn't have to worry about dinner.  Yeah what kind of price would you charge me for that. I am planning to buy a deep freezer anyway. It should fit half a pig. Oh you'll have plenty of room left over with half a pig. Once it's butchered it packs down nicely. Friend rate is 2.50 a pound. Hey are you still singing? Wow what a great price thank you! Yeah I won't ever quit singing honestly. Have you ever heard of the singer Jerry Jones?