I like pistachio icecream. I like videos of surgeries. I enjoy playing with edged weapons. I have swords and axes. I will sharpen my swords. I will watch Dragon Ball Z. I like anime. I am unemployed. I do not have a lot of job experience. I am applying for a lot of jobs. I do not have work experience. I do not like hot weather. I would like to get a cat.
I have a pony called Rainbow Dash and a cat named Kevin Bacon. I like anime. My dad bought me a samurai sword. I only display my samurai sword in order to not damage it. I like anime.  I work full time at a small landscaping company I started a couple years ago. I will email job information. I like my job. My job is tough. I hire people at my job. I like being outside. I do not like hot weather. My cat is expensive to take care of.
Have you taken on any interesting landscaping jobs lately? It must be fun to design yards for people. Oh boy have I! I think I am going to have to step in and take the lead instead of sending my employees out. It is a doozy. Is it a big job?  Why is it causing problems? It is only an acre or so, but this client is VERY particular, and all she wants EVERYWHERE is gnomes. And I mean statues, bushes shaped like gnomes, you name it. My goodness! She must think she's Snow White or something!  That sounds like a tough job. I'm sure some of the people that hire your company can be pretty eccentric. They can, and she really isn't  the worst we've had, but I have my work cut out for me. Well, at least it's work and it's challenging.  I wish I could find something a little more challenging than flipping burgers.   That isn't the most glamorous, but wouldn't you say it is better than no job at all? Besides, EVERYONE loves burgers. I bet gnome lady is daydreaming about a gnome eating one right now. Yeah, but I want a job where I can actually learn something useful.  Although, if I don't find something to do, I guess I will have to go back to saying "want fries with that?".   Could you do something with all those fancy weapons of yours? I might be able to teach stage combat or something. It's amazing how often they get it wrong.  I'll have to search for theater groups that might have something for me to do.   Wow! That is really a fantastic idea! I bet some university theatre programs would eat it up!