I am a grandparent. I like classical music. I am a pharmacist. I am a licensed professional. I like medium rare steak.
I am unemployed. I have been married for a while.  My wife does not like me. I do not have medical insurance. My wife has a job. I do not have children.  I visit Mexico, but I do not like the food.  I like cheetos, martinis, rare steak. I like to go to Cabo San Lucas on vacation. I have injured myself skiing. My wife does not like that I ski. 
I've had a real rough time at work the last few days. Some medication has gone missing and we can't figure out what happened.  That's terrible! I'm sorry to hear that. Oh well, it's all uphill from here on out. Do you have any plans to go to Mexico soon? Well hopefully you'll find them, or at least find who took them! I would love to go to Mexico but I doubt my wife would want to come with me. Plus she's always busy. Have you ever thought of counselling to try to repair the relationship? I think a vacation would eventually do wonders and help you bond. Counselling could be good, but like I say, she's always busy with her job. It is what it is. Do you have plans to go skiing alone sometime this winter then? Yes I do actually, but no black slopes for me this time! By the way, I forgot to ask how the grandkids are. They must be getting quite big now. They are! Old enough to start giving sass, which isn't the greatest, but I still love them anyway. I'm glad to hear you're getting back out on the slopes either way - it must be an adrenaline rush! Haha they're starting to outwit you now! And yes it'll be a much needed change of pace. Being unemployed has its perks but it can get pretty boring. That's why I keep working, I'm scared I'll grow to hate all the time on my hands. On the other side though, I figure retirement will allow me to travel more. Hopefully we can go to Cabo San Lucas together sometime! Trust me: you're right about that. And yes that would be great! I'm sure my wife would love to get me out of the house!