Cheesecake is also my favorite. I am an aspiring standup comedian. I like to use situational comedy in my routines. My parenmts don't approve of my comedy. I make jokes about my parents. I like to tell jokes and make people laugh.
I am rich. I married Miss USA. My children are a disappointment. I am alcoholic. I do not like my kids. I like to go to the Cheesecake Factory. Cheesecake is my favorite. I cannot spell. I have a good job.
I found a new bakery online that has cheesecake and a whiskey bar, we should go there and hang out sometime. Well that sounds like a match made in heaven for me.  I'm in!  It'll be nice to hang out with you. I've been working on some new material for my standup comedy act. I'd love to try out some of my new jokes on you! Great!  I can probably give you some more material... my kids have been the dumbest things... I swear I don't know how I fathered them. Ha, great, I'm sure you'll give me something to work with. My parents are sick of me making jokes about them. Haha.... they are good sports.  Yes, I will give you plenty to work with.  Between the kids and wife you'll be all set.  Brains don't always come with the beauty. If we can go next weekend, my wife will be at some Miss USA reunion thing. That will work! I'm really looking forward to gorging on cheesecake and laughing for a few hours! It'll be so much fun!  When is your next stand-up concert?  I'd like to attend one soon. I've got one in a few weeks, I'll send you the location! Better not bring your wife because if I make any jokes based on her, you might be in hot water! Oh my god that would be so funny.  She wouldn't like that at all.  I'm ceratinly going to buy tickets to the next one.  Front row. Sounds awesome! I'm surprised you didn't want to go to her Miss USA reunion thing, by the way. I think that would be pretty interesting...! Nope. It's not for me.  Too superficial. And besides I have so much work to catch up on.  I'm up for a promotion next month, so need to really give it my all.