I live alone in a mansion.I am lonely. I was a basketball player for the washington wizards. I make more than 34 million dollars per year. I am possessive & do not like to share. I don't leave the house much. I am grumpy. I prefer waffles.
I cut trees for a living. I cut down at least 100 trees. I don't watch TV.  I like to fish. I make and eat pancakes with syrup every day.
I got a cat. I named him Waffles That is the cutest name! Send me a picture of Waffles when you have a chance! You got it!  He's really cute.  It's been nice having him around.  I don't love human interaction a ton but I really like his company.  Do you have any pets? That is one lucky cat to get to hang in your mansion! I don't have any pets, but you are making me want a cat. Ha ha!  Yeah, he's pretty spoiled.  I'm gonna see how one pet goes and then maybe I'll get some more.  I've definitely got room for them!  I think you should get a cat and name it pancakes! ;) Done! I am going to hop on petfinder and find one.  Yes!!  We can get our cats together and they'll be bffs!  Have you been fishing lately? I went last weekend and caught 17 bass! They were really biting on Sunday! What?!  That's got to be some sort of a record!  Now your new cat can help you eat them!   I threw them all back in the water. I just enjoy catching them. Oh, I see!  I've never been fishing so I don't know anything about that kind of stuff.  Ha ha!  That's exciting though!  Were they big ones? HUGE! Most people keep them and eat them. I think I am weird to throw them back in.