I can't keep eye contact with people. I like pizza. I drive a moped. My favorite video game is halo 3. I like to spend time alone. I like shooter games.
I am a lumberjack. I love pancakes and syrup. I know how to use a chainsaw, large axe, and bucksaw. I usually work alone.
I bought some wood for a project and thought of you.  I wondered if it was wood you cut down. Hey, you never know if it was wood I cut down. Once I sell my wood I don't know where it goes. Speaking of that, it is time to get the chainsaw out and go to work. How have you been? Have you tried any new video games lately? I managed to play some at the weekend, it was fun to do that, away from people. I'm hoping to but some new games soon too. Maybe I could interest you in an online game? I might try it if I get the time. Let me know when you are up for it and I'll try to work it in. Do you still get around on your moped? Yea, although I try to avoid it if the roads get too bad. Actually my project was a wooden box shelf for my moped helmet! Cool. Did you finish that box shelf? I cut so much wood I hardly have time to really enjoy making any wood projects. If we get a snow storm and I can't get out I sometimes will try to work on something. Since I work by myself I have to get in as much work time as I possibly can to make a living. I just had my favorite breakfast of pancakes and syrup and I will be headed out to work shortly. They give me a lot of energy to get the job done.  Ah, I bet. Pancakes sound delicious right now. I'm not great at making them, I should try again sometime, I bet you're a pro at them! I've cut down all the pieces now, next will be the assembly and attaching to the wall. Nice. Send me a picture of the finished project. What else have you been up to? I know you like video games a lot, but what do you do for a living? Will do! I repair computers for a living, the hours vary though, I've not been very busy but have spent a lot of time replying to enquiries. Otherwise I've been doing ok, hope you're ok and not too tired with your long hours. I hope you get reimbursed for answering people's questions. I'm fine. I love to keep busy and my work helps me stay physically fit. No need to fit in extra workouts when you've done a full day of lumberjacking! I love this lifestyle.   I guess you can eat all the pancakes in the world and not worry about putting any weight on! I don't think I would be any good at your job. No, unfortunately I only get paid for repairs I do, which can be frustrating when people want free advice. You should start to charge for your time. That is only fair. If you want to come along on a job I would be glad to let you see what my day consists of. I promise you don't have to do any of the heavy work, it would give you a nice outing. There is nobody out here to bother you, just me and my chainsaw. 