I love animals. I have several pets. I make a comfortable amount of money. I work for peta. I make clothes. I am vegetarian. I don't condone cruelty to animals.
I don't trust vegetarians. I'm looking for a new job. I'm unemployed. I sell trinkets at local fairs. I graduated from college with an English degree. I don't like vegetarians. I like bacon.
One of my pets just did something hilarious! What did your pet do? The cat tried to run into the house, but it didn't realize the screen door was closed and it knocked it right off its hinges. Oh wow! I wish I could of saw that. Is your cat okay? The cat was fine. The door won't go back onto its track, though. Oh that sucks, at least it was the door that got damaged and not the cat. I can get the door replaced at least. I can afford it. Well that's good. Which one of your cat had ran into the screen door? I don't know, I didn't actually see it happen. I just heard it. Oh okay. How has work been? Work has been good. We've thrown so much fake animal blood on people. I see what you and your co-workers do, but why fake animal blood on people. I find that gross.