I study Philosophy at UMass. I don't know what job I can get with a philosophy degree. I have a tattoo of an angel on my hip with brown eyes. I have brown eyes. I don't like walking in the woods. I don't like bartending or being around drunk people.
I like vegan food. I like walking in the woods.
There are some concerts and TED Talks coming up wanna join me? Yeah, for sure! What are the talks gonna be about? and who's concert are we attending?  I seen a philosophy TED Talk that I really want to see I think it will be interesting. There is a rock concert with a couple of different bands I like playing soon too.  Oh, well I am not really a rock fan, but I'm down for both of them! Why don't you like walking through the woods?  I just don't like it , it's creepy. Well I'm glad you will join me for the concert. What concerts do you like ? You can pick the next one we go to.  I love rap concerts! Eminem, Travis Scott, Logic, Drake so many other artists. I was thinking this weekend, we could go for a hike through the woods? There's nothing really to worry about. We'll pick a public trail, so we have other people around us and we'll go in the broad daylight. While we're walking you could also tell me about your Philosophy course. There are some rappers I like, so I don;t mind going to a rap concert with you. I especially like 'Lil Wayne! No honestly, I can't I am so anxious at even the thought of it. It is more than just a dislike, more of a phobia.  I love Lil Wayne too! Oh, thats ok, if you don't wanna go to the woods, its ok. We'll do something else. Maybe we could go out to this vegan restaurant and I could tell you why you should switch to a vegan diet xD Definitely. The restaurant has such good reviews I'm dying to try it. I do love vegan food but honestly I don't think I could give up cheese! Do you miss any foods? You said it. Cheese. I miss cheese. Every. Single. Day. Of. My. Life.  I also want to get a tattoo, do you know any good tattoo parlours? Because I don't want to risk going to one that isn't good and then get an infection or worse. Yeah, i imagine I would not be able to give up cheese for that long especially Brie! Yeah, I can introduce you to the guy that did my tattoo - he is awesome. I can take you to his shop whenever you are free. Great! And since you don't like bartending or being around drunk people, we could go for drinks later at my house, and I promise I wont get drunk xD