I have over 400 facebook friends. I play a lot of facebook games. I have not spoken to my family in years. I live in a house alone. I am uncomfortable in a formal situation. I like hitchhiking.
I am poor without my family. I give people nicknames. I have a few pet iguanas. My neighbors are mean to my dogs.
As I was scrolling through Facebook yesterday I saw where another friend of mine posted some pictures of him with an Iguana. When did they become the popular pet to have? They are awesome! I have 2 of them, I named them Abbott and Costello after the comedy team Nice, do they ever do anything funny to live up to the moniker? Well, one seems to be a complete clown, likes to run around on the floor and play all goofy. The other one is pretty laid back and just likes to relax Interesting, do they get along with your dogs? My dogs are beagles so they mostly leave them alone. They howl at them a few times but that's about it :) Haha, sounds like a real menagerie.  Do you have any other animals? Thankfully no, I can't afford to have any more pets. The beagles are pretty friendly and all so it's like having family right here at home, only furrier and worse smelling Understandable, I have a pet ferret so I hear you there.  I used to have a pet crocodile, but he got too big so we had to turn him loose to the swamp. Least you didn't stick him in the sewer like they do on movies. Have some giant croc roaming under the city eating wayward bums Yeah, we tried to keep it above board so we went the swamp route.  Anyway, I live in the country so we don't have major sewer systems here anyway. Oh wow! That's gotta be nice living out of the city. It's so peaceful out there.