I tell jokes on stage. I don't know many people. I was on the silver screen. I am an aspiring actor. I like fluid from out of country.
I am a retired colonel. I'm outside a lot. I have a fair complexion. I enjoy navigating a certain model of car. I love going through love books.
Who else likes rum and cokes? Am I right? Oh yeah I served in the army and we always drank those You go into the restroom russian, come out american. What are you while you in? Oh I am american but I never came out. I work building things. European! You might have heard that one at the bar last night. You build? I build closets mostly what about you? You might recognize me from the show days of our lives never built anything but a joke I read so I don't know about that. And I have prius in my driveway. You? Ha! A prius because you are old or lonely? You should read my knock knock jokes book. Oh enough with the jokes. I'm into romance books. Lol, that is neat. What you do in the army? I'm too funny for army. Mostly I admired my freckles. Do you have a fav food? Maybe a drunk chicken. I had a freckle once. What happened to it? Lost? Did not find me funny and joined the audience. You like big cities? I do but big cities don't find you funny so we will not meet