I like vodka. I am an introvert. I like kids. I like writing books for kids. I write books that have a variety of different characters, I never use the same character twice. I am creative. I sometimes model the characters I write after real life people I've met.
I don't like girls. I like rum. My parents hate it that I drink. I am an introvert. I like kids when they're not near me.
I wrote up a quick character profile based on you, would you like to read it and give me some feedback? Oh sure. I hope you write a lot of good things about me. But I am shy and I am not very social. But please be nice! I understand. I know you are introverted like me. So, I'll just say this, I did write about how you like rum and how that has changed your relationship with your parents. Is it ok that I mention these things and is there anything else you think I should include? Well I think so. I don't know why I am so into drinking rum. I get a very bad hangover the next morning if I drink it. Probably I need some help If you need help you should certainly seek it. Maybe your parents feelings about it are justified. Keep in mind that the profile I created is based on you so don't feel like it specifically is you. I really like writing so I just like to use real life examples when creating the models for the characters I write about.  Yeah thanks. I find your help very useful. It feels like whenever my parents tell me off about my drinking, it gets on my nerve like they are nagging. But when you say it, it sounds more like constructive criticism I'm glad to hear that. As you know, I enjoy Vodka and would invite you to come drink with me but if you think its better for you to start abstaining from drinking then perhaps is better that I find a different activity that we can both participate in safely.  You are very considerate. Thanks. Are you still working on your book? Or have you finsiehd and moved onto another project? Its a new book which is why I did the character profile based on you. I'm trying to come up with some dynamic people to model new characters around. Maybe we could get together with some other people that I am doing profiles on and discuss it. What do you think? Or, is that kind of meeting to much since you are shy? Oh no.. A drunk alcoholic who gets into a fight with his parents? The kids will laugh at the character and at me. Make sure give the character a different name from my name! I will you don't have to worry about that. I would never invade your privacy in any way. I just want to make sure that you are comfortable with it and remember that you can always count on me if you need someone to talk to. I appreciate it. I don't feel so alone now that you are helping me out. Thanks