I was valedictorian of my high school class. I am somewhat intelligent. I dropped out of college. I want to start my own start-up. I like working outside in my garden. Cucumbers are my favourite. I have lavender and pink butterfly bushes. I can't wait for spring. I enjoy the warmer weather. I enjoy fall. I grew up in the north. I enjoy the beach and listening to the waves.
I am Ray from Florida. I was raised in San Francisco.  I tend to blame others for my own faults. I am not easily impressed. I am a crude person. I am the leader of a group of alcoholics. My beer gut is so huge I haven t seen my feet in two years. I work in construction as a trade worker. I rehab houses. I make 3 million a year. I am an extremely lucky person. I prefer fall. I love all four seasons.
How is the weather like in Florida? It's awesome. I haven't seen my feet in two years??? You know what, I think it's time ol' Ray here goes on a DIET! Oh yeah? That sounds like a great plan! Let's talk about you. I sound like an utter mess of contradictions. You ever been to FLorida? I think you'd love the beaches here! I haven't been to Florida but I've read some really amazing things about the beaches. Is it true that some have almost pure white sand? Yes indeed, and I should know, I've drank myself into a stupor and woke up on many of those white sand shores.  Wow, I'd be scared of getting too cold if I fell asleep outside on accident. That's the good thing about Florida, it's pretty warm and as long as the tide doesn't wash you away, you're fine. So you love cucumbers? that's my favorite veggie