My ex was a guy. My ex cheated on me.
I am not a guy. I do not have many friends. I have lizards.
My ex is trying to get back together with me.  Oh girl, you should not stand for that! He cheated on you! What is he trying to do? He realizes that he messed up a good thing.  I am not going for it and am going to tell him to move on, I have, so should he.  I am thinking that I am ready to start dating again, do you know anyone? That is a good attitude! but unfortunately I do not know anyone. I don't have a lot of friends, mostly lizards! It seems i am not the one to ask for advice on men either. Maybe we should head out to the bar? I have always wanted to pet a lizard, but I am scared.  I am not sure that a bar is the best place to meet guys.  Besides, I enjoy drinking too much and will likely get sloppy drunk and you will end up holding my hair out of the way as I puke into a toilet bowl! Haha! Fair enough. I can understand being scared about the lizards just as i would be scared to get sloppy drunk with you and end up outside a trap out in Patterson, NJ coked out our minds. Maybe yes the bar is not the best place. Farmer's market? Nah, a farmers market is not my style either.  How about a vineyard, probably better than the place in Patterson.  There is one in Hunterdon County, not too far from Patterson, NJ, it is called Beneduce's and is in Pittstown.  Are you familiar with it?  It's off Rt 78. Actually, yes I am familiar with it and it is much nicer than Patterson. I used to live in East Rutherford so I know that area pretty well, especially the 78. We should go! I definitely like this idea. Do you think we can meet guys there?  Good stuff.  I grew up in North Arlington, so not that far from East Rutherford.  Beneduce's usually draws a good crowd on Saturdays and there is a band playing there next weekend so should be lot's of guys.  Do you want to meet at my place to pregame before we go there?  You can only buy their wine to drink there, so I find that pregaming at home usually helps. YES! That sounds like a plan! Should I swing by a Stop and Shop and get some liquor to help us pre game? I feel so useless since you put this plan together so fast! haha! Yeah, that'll work.  I like Bourbon, so if you want to pick something up, I would vote for that.  We can also fill up a couple of flasks to bring to the vineyard. Sounds like a plan. I will do that, pick up some bourbon for us, head to your place and then we can pregame. Around what time should I arrive are your place?