I am a big viking. It is cold where I am from. I am friendly. I eat fish. I have a boat. I like pillaging and fine dining.
I am from California. It is warm where I am from. I am not a viking. I am scared of vikings. I am a liberal.
Do you want to go pillaging tonight? Sure! I don't have any idea what the means exactly but I am always up for leaning more! What should I wear? Haha, I'm not so sure you would like it. You'd have to wear something loose that allows freedom of movement. We usually do it as a group with my Viking friends. Are you sure you want to come with? Oh. I am going to backtrack now! I don't want to be trapped with a bunch of Vikings! HA! I would rather have a fine dining experience instead!  That's understandable, and I would probably prefer that too for tonight. What's your favorite restaurant in California? Okay, deal! I really love Bubba Gumps in Monterey. The whole place is themed from the movie Forrest Gump! Have you heard of it? I haven't! It sounds like fun though. Would you call it "fine dining", or no? Well, it isn't fine dining, you're right! Its more like "fun dining"! My favorite thing on the menu is Bucket of Boat Trash, its a bunch of seafood in a bucket.  Haha well you can't go wrong there! I love fish! I fish from my boat all the time. Have you ever caught fresh fish? I love fishing too! I have been on a fishing excursion in Hawaii and off of the coast of Alaska.   Those trips sound fun! I bet you're glad they weren't in Viking territory, huh? HA, yes I was acutely aware of my surroundings! I caught some fresh tuna in Hawaii and ate if raw. Do you like sushi?