I do not have any family.  I travel a lot.  I like to sing. I do not sleep much. I live in Ohio. I love steak and vegetables. I don't like the movie Magic Mike.
I am a teacher. My favorite movie is Magic Mike. I enjoy singing a great deal.  I live in a big city. I love steak and vegetables.
How was your day teaching today? It was rough, I swear these kids are trying to break my will to teach. Have you ever felt like someone so innocent was out to get you for something you didn't even know you did? It wasn't going too well I would say not. I have been tripped, spit on, had my test papers shredded while the class ran around and laughed. Worst of all the administration won't do anything about it. What do you think I did to deserve this? You do need to cheer yourself up a bit, how about cook a lovely meal or treat yourself to a nice restaurant? I am not sure we are speaking the same language, will you not even guess my actions to merit my misfortune? I will not have my love for steak and veggies be ruined by my horrible mood, so if you are just here for more pictures of my sous vide steaks then I think its time we parted ways. Well, just trying to help here, anyways hope you enjoy rest of the evening, bye Yeah help yourself to my delightful food pictures so you can do who knows what with. I can't believe you would pressure me to grill at a time like this. I can't even be sure you aren't one of those heathens. Goodbye, I am off to a new movie, really gotta go. Aha so you are one of those kids. Which one are you? Michael, Jason, little Tonto? You can hide in the darkness of the movie theater but I know the truth. Why must you stalk and haunt me so? You are funny but I ain't. Movie is starting so...and wishing you best of luck with your teaching. Little Tonto, now I know its you. Using that deplorable contraction, ain't. Didn't your mother ever tell you, "Ain't, ain't a word, because ain't ain't in the dictionary."