I am a chef. I am balding. I am female. I have low ambitions. I feel like my mother does not love me. I am not married. I have a parrot named parrot. I am sometimes annoyed by the parrot.
I drive truck for a living. I am married. I do not own any parrots.
My parrot learned the words to my favorite song. Now it sings Another One Bites the Dust all day long! That must really annoy you. Did you make anything delicious at work today? I made some delicious parmesan encrusted tilapia.  The patrons loves it.  Do you and your spouse go out to eat often? I'm not home very often, out on the road a lot. But I frequent a lot of different restaurants on my routes, cross country. What's your favorite dish to make? My favorite dish to make is chicken fried chicken.  Do you stop and sit down and eat or do you get it to go so you can make better times? I try an go out for at least one meal a day, so my legs can stretch. Do you cook for your mom or just when you're at work? I bring home food from the restaurant for her.  She loves to try it. What does Parrot eat? And is he singing a different song now? He eats birdseed and bread.  He is learning to sing songs from Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas. That's amazing, you should take a video of that. Do you teach him to do that? We were watching the movie at Christmas and he started doing it.  I'm planning to put him on social media next holiday season. You should sell some tee-shirt too, for when he goes viral. How many songs does he know so far?