I am married to a woman for six years. I spend weekends at the casino. I like BBQ, beer. I have tried 35 different types of beer in my lifetime.
I am married to a woman almost 10 years. I don't have any hobbies. I don't have any friends. I want to buy a Corvette.
I went to the casino again. Oh? Is that a problem? I thought we were mostly concerned about your drinking. You never mentioned gambling before. But let's dive in. Talk to me. It's no problem (I think). I mostly play card games like blackjack at casinos since they have the best chance on winning if you know the strategy. You been to the casino recently? I don't do much, actually, and going to a casino is really low on my list fo things to do. I just have anyone desire, or people to go with, you know? Just here, hanging out. I guess I'm happy, overall. Are you? As long as you're happy, then everything's great. Everything doing good on my side, just relaxing with my wife and going to the casino for a little fun. What do you do on your spare time? Again? Didn't you say you just went? Are you going twice in a day? Man, gambling addiction is real. You already have the predilection since you're a (unconfessed) alcoholic. I'm here for you, if you need. And I don't have any hobbies. I mean, I guess I enjoy reading about Corvettes? That's something? Nah don't worry, I don't go twice a day. What I meant was I go to the casino every weekend, but I guess you're right, I should limit myself. And I don't think I'm an alcoholic, I just like trying different kinds of beer but I don't drink a lot. So are you going to buy a Corvette soon? Um. Probably not? I'm not sure because, you know, the economy and such things. And depreciation and financial terminology. I just don't think the money's there. And my wife hates it. I did go test drive a few weeks ago. Have you ever ridden in one? (We'll come back to the drinking and gambling.) Ah I see. I never ridden one but I test drove a Tesla a while back. I think maybe your wife would prefer that since it's less of a sports car but still has the feel. Although I think it's still pretty expensive. Have you read about Tesla cars? (And don't worry, my drinking and gambling is under control) Yea, I had a very brief (8 hour) contract with Tesla. I was the in store valet. They also made me a car washer. It was pretty intense. Those things are sick, but I don't have a spare $200,000 for any car. Do you? (You might, if you drank and gambled less. Let's not talk about the womanizing.) Wait hold on, Teslas are $200,000?! I didn't know they were that expensive. And no, I don't have that much money but I wouldn't mind buying a Tesla for my next car The one I want is $200,000. If you go, go big. Or go home. (I see we're avoiding now.)