I have a cat named Leroy Jenkins. I have not been to California. I like to play video games. I have a 386.
I do not have any pets. I have never been to the west coast of the United States. I have an XBox. I like to fish. I have been to Florida.
My cat Leroy Jenkins broke my 386. Boy, Leroy must have been riled up.  A 386 computer right? yes, my poor computer. Leroy was definitely being a wild child So, you could say that Leroy wants you to have a faster new computer.  Possible a new/used mouse to. well thats a great way to look at it. maybe it was a blessing in disguise! too bad you dont have a pet to break your xbox as a sign for needing a new one haha Well, I get a new one when my buddies and me want to play some new game. So that is regular.  A 386 is like a boat anchor. How did a cat manage to break that.? He managed to get up on the shelf above my desk a knocked the fish tank down on top of the computer. I managed to save the 2 fish but my poor computer was done for I can picture quiet a mess. I bet Leroy was nowhere to be found for a while. you would think! but no, he was meowing by his empty food bowl less than 5 minutes later like he did nothing wrong! having pets can be a pain in the butt sometimes I do not know.  They provide many benefits.  Even when the sink a boat anchor with a fish tank they are still fun. ha thats one way to look at it. at least your electronics are safe!