I work on a boat.  The boat I work on is a fishing boat. I report to work early in the morning.  Pride and Prejudice is my favorite novel.  I love running. I don't like sneakers. I only wear tennis shoes. 
I work at a factory. I report to work early in the morning.  I like writing.  I write jokes. 
Have you thought of any new jokes?  Only 100 of them every day! The trouble is finding the good ones in my head! I was never any good at even remembering jokes, now the only ones I can remember are "dad jokes".  I hit my kids with this one the other day, "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?  It was two tired".  It fell pretty flat.  What do you think, could I be an opening act for you?   Dad jokes are in now, They open the door to so many comedic chances. "My ceiling isn't the best, but it's up there!" Haha.  Wow, I didn't know they were in.  I guess I can still be hip.  My daughter told me that carpenter pants were in also.  I have a pair from 10 years ago that are suddenly "in" again.  I also undestand that Carhardt apparel is very popular.  You probably have some work gear that you didn't know was fashionable now.   With nostalgia being the "in thing" now, there is no surprise. We're never really past our prime! I heard mullets are popular again too! What a world! YESSS...my same daughter snapped a picture of a kid in school with a Joe Dirt style mullet the other day.  I couldn't believe it.  Hopefully fishing gear becomes trendy, I would be totally set with wardrobe.   I don't change mine much due to work. But I might consider rocking the Jagr mullet for a charitable cause. I'd have the mullet over though! The Jagr mullet is a strong one.  He was a great player.  Did you know that he is still playing hockey?  I am pretty sure he is playing somewhere in Europe.  I wonder if he is still rocking the mullet.  And agreed, for the right charitable cause, would be a no brainer. Oh yeah, huge Devils fan so I track the old guys! I think he grew it back recently. I used to make lots of jokes about hockey speaking of, though some are in bad taste!  We all made those same jokes.  I can't believe you are a Devils fan.  So am I.  Daneyko was my favorite.  Him, Stevens and Brodeur were from my vintage.   When the jokes hit home, they hit home! I was listening to Daneyko when they played today! He has trouble pronouncing names and it always makes me laugh. Sharangovich must have been tough since he had to say it so much. Elias was my favorite, and funny enough I purchased Marty's son's equipment from a yard sale at his ex-wife's house a few years ago. Crazy world!