I have a crush on my coworker. I skateboard.
I am 85 years old. I use to be a nurse. I like to make bagels. I get up early to paint the outdoors. I am a cartographer. I make maps.
I'll like to learn to make maps, any tips? Well for a start you need to be good at drawing or sketching. Secondly you need to have a lot of patience as even a small map can take weeks or months to produce.  Maybe you can draw a map on my skateboard and paint it as well. Sure I'd love to do that for you. Any particular place you think you'd like? The world is a big place.  Maybe the map of Floida. Of the whole state or a map of a smaller area like a town? The whole state of florida. Can you still do it? Doesn't you hands shake now  due to old age? No, my hands are as steady as a rock! I most definitely could not have been a nurse with shaky hands. Have you been skating a lot recently - learned any new tricks? Yes, I've been learning some tricks. I want to impress my crush on work. OOOH ! So tell me about them , what are they like? I love a good romance. My crush? well, we're still getting to know each other. Maybe I'll invite her when I pay you a visit so she can taste some of your bagels. Good plan. She will be impressed you that you know where to get the best homemade bagels in town! What's her name and I can personalise them?