I work on a fishing boat. I like fishing. I report to work early in the morning.  Pride and Prejudice is my favorite novel.  I love running. I don't like sneakers. I only wear tennis shoes.  I have kids. I have a daughter. I am a Devils fan. Daneyko was my favorite player.
I work at a factory. I report to work early in the morning.  I like writing. I write jokes. I am a comedian. I am a Devils fan. Elias was my favorite player.
How was your last show? It was fantastic!  The place was a special wedding venue and it was so expensive looking.  I loved the wedding couple, they were so much fun and easy to make jokes with. That is great! Have you written any new jokes lately? No, I kind of come up with them on the spot, depending on the audience.  The grooms father was a real charactor.  Are your kids home from school yet? Wow, thinking on the fly. That's impressive. They are not back yet. They are at hockey practice. Catch any news about the Devils lately? No I haven't had time.  I was wonderf They are making some good progress! I am excited to see what happens next season. Hows life at the factory? Sorry I hit the wrong button.  I don't like my factory jo at all.  I am trying to get more side gigs.  I was wondering if you'd be interested to do some work with me.  I need a person to help me sometimes with my act. We all make typos it's okay! I would love to do that! I am great with lighting and music but not so great at joke telling. What do you need help with? I need someone to stand by me and answer simple questions I would ask.  And, adding some music would be great too!  Want to meet for lunch and discuss it? Yes, let's! It sounds like a great opportunity. Maybe we could go out on the lake and fish and eat the fish we caught for lunch! That would be fun!  Can we do it this weekend?