I have trained over 20 different animals. I own a bicycle. I am married.
I have a beard. I am not old. I own a bicycle. I own a dog. I love to play football. I am a hipster.
I decided to grow a beard too. Really? I love my beard. How are you liking it so far? so far it's very short but I think it makes me look more mature What does your spouse think about it? I think my wife likes it I notice you liked football what position did you play? I usually love to play quarterback! I mostly play pickup games because I can take my dog with me to practice! nice what breed of dog do you have I have a border collie. He's crazy smart. But I bet you already know this because you train animals. Do you ever train dogs? I would love the help sometime. sure I can give some tips when we talk another time Awesome. Since you train animals, do you own any of your own? yeah I own a dog and a rabbit  I'd love to come see them one day!