I don't like pudding.
I have a friend named James. Pudding makes me gassy. I have never done drugs because I do not know where to buy them.
You won't believe this, my friend John forced me to eat chocolate pudding last weekend. He thought it was funny. oh gosh how hard was that on you?  It was terrible! I need to get him back for that, it is time for vengeance! I completely understand. john wouldn't be a friend anymore if he did that to me! did you eat or drink something to wash it off? I almost drank bleach but managed to think rationally and stop myself the last second! I think I have brushed my teeth 300 times since then. omg bleach is not the way to go! maybe you can eat something you love to feel better. what is your most favorite dessert? I like a good cheeseboard, maybe some grapes. And a nice dessert wine of course. How about you?