I play basketball. I am athletic. I don't eat junk food. I play for the Minnesota wolves. I can afford to lend you money. I make 5 million dollars a year. I can invest in a comic book store. I read comic books. I went to North Carolina university. I sign a moral clause. 
I don't eat junk food. I'm a couch potato. I'm trying to change. I don't have a job. I love comic books. I would like to owner a comic book store. I would like to workout with you. I'm tired of being a couch potato.
What's up, Have you read any good comics today? If you tired on hanging on the couch, we can go work out together. I know I should work out but I just can't get motivated.  How do you get the motivation to workout and not sit around all day? Well making millions is pretty good motivation to get going! But I do have my lazy days as well. Do you have a gym membership? I don't.  Because I'm not working, I don't have money for a gym membership.  Maybe we could work something out with me running a comic book store you back financially! That makes sense. I might consider investing if we sold all kinds of Batman comics. He's my all time favorite comic book character. Who is yours? Batman is okay but I prefer The Hulk.  I bet if I worked out and got off the couch, I could get as big as The Hulk!\ Batman is pretty fit too. Plus there's the whole split personality and being green thing you'd have to deal with being the Hulk. I'll stick with Batman! That's a good point.  I don't think I could deal with the constant mood changes!  Hows the sports world treating you? Pretty good. It's off season now so I'm taking time to relax, but I do still practice 3 times a week and try to get in a workout everyday. I'd love to come see you play once the season starts back up again!  Maybe we can get together and talk more about our joint comic book venture!  It would really help me get some motivation!