I ride  bikes with friends. I am young. I play football roughly 3 times a week. I have a long beard. I have a yorkie.
I am a stylist. I can style beards. I have a salon. My salon is pet friendly. I like to think highly of myself.
I played football with my friends, my yorkie even got involved!  That sounds like fun!  What is your yorkie's name? Its name is futbol i gave it this name because i love football Nice.  I own a salon that is pet friendly, so you could bring him to the salon if you ever want to come get a haircut or a shave. Of course i will!! i would love to go to your salon and have you style my pets hair   Great! And I can style yours too.  Does your beard need a trim? Not gonna lie it does, i'm sure it'll be a great experience there  Yes, it's a great salon and I truly believe I'm one of the best stylists working there.  Come see me and you'll be attracting all of the ladies! Wow i'm already excited! when do you work? I work Thursday through Saturday 1am to 8pm.  If you let me know ahead of time, I'll make sure that you get the best seat in the salon! Ofc i will, very great timing because i work night shifts Perfect!  How do you like working night shifts? I know that can be difficult.