My son is deaf. I feel bad for being on welfare for him. I like to eat meat. My Dad is in jail. I like to run. I listen to Creed while I run. I like Maroon 5.
I am deaf. I eat seven strips of bacon every morning. My dad died before he could tech me to drive. I read my Dad's books. I run with my dog, Oreo, on the weekends. I listen to Maroon 5 while me and my dog run. I am 34 years old.
How are you Oreo doing? Oreo's alright.  Just got home from a run with them!  How's your son? He's great, working on reading these days That's great! What is he reading? I've been reading my Dad's old copy of Moby Dick. He's reading kids books like the very hungry caterpillar.  How is the book? It's good.  I read a chapter every morning with my bacon breakfast. Does he like Very Hungry Caterpillar? It's his favorite book.  Do you like bacon alot.   Yea, I do.  Do you like bacon? Of course!  Whats your favorite bacon dish? I like bacon with eggs, usually.  What's yours? I like to put bacon on a burger with cheese. Oh, I love that!  Normally, I have too much bacon in the morning for me to have more at dinner.  It just feels wrong, you know?