I work at the theater. I tell jokes for a living. I live in a small town. It has a pet cemetery. I have been on Seinfeld. I had a cat on TV.
I live in a rural area. My dog passed away.  My parents are still married. I am a stay at home mother of several kids. I'm not married.
How have the kids been? They are all doing good, although they are a handful. Do you have any kids? No I don't! I have a cat if it counts? Do you have any pets? My dog recently passed away and I haven't gotten another one yet. He was a German Shepherd. Oh dear, I am sorry to hear. How old was he? We have a cat cemetery here, it's quite interesting! He was 10 years old. He had cancer and the doctor suggested we put him to sleep to end his suffering. Oh dear, I am very sorry. Will you get another dog? Yes, I am giving the kids time to process and grieve first before we buy another puppy. We are not sure if we're going to adopt or buy. I totally respect that. Do you work at all? I am staying at home with the kids until they get a little older. My boyfriend is the main breadwinner. Oh I see. How many children do you have? I have two and a half year old twin girls and a three month old newborn.