I like writing romance. I do not like working. I sometimes write smutty stories. I love pens. I would not dye my hair weird colors.
I am a lone wolf. I love skateboarding. I do not have a job. I like to express myself through style. I have dyed blue and orange hair. I do not care about my reputation.
I've written some more stories, would you like to know about them? Yes let me hear about your romance stories. I made a recent career change to writing stories. I got tired of working a regular 9-5 corporate job. It's been a refreshing change for me.  Yes well tell me about the romance story you are writing? I'm currently working on a romance novel with a time travel twist. It's very exciting. Maybe you could give me styling pointers to enrich my character discriptions. That's very interesting. Unfortunately i am not smart enough to write. All I can take pride in is my blue and orange hair. Dying your hair those colors is very bold. I could never do that. I've never dyed my hair before.  Well you have to dye your hair if you skateboard. Its part of the code. Father Hawk said we must dye our hair and quit our job so we did. I like the quit your job part. I hate working. How long have you been skateboarding? For 2 months. I did not choose to skate. I was simply chosen by wild sea monkeys who taught me how. I truly not care about my reputation. Tell me more about these wild sea monkeys... They lurk in the deepest parts of Baltimore below the sewers... quietly waiting. I hear you like pens. Do you have a collection?