I like to read travel brochures. I like cookies.  I take the bus to work. I live in the city.  I listen to music on my phone.  I like Luke Bryan.  I have a collie named Shiva. 
I like to read.  I love podcasts about food.  I live far from my job.  I like listening to music on my cd player. 
What do you like to read?  I like to read stories about hedge funds losing all of their money.  Yes! That is exciting isn't it? I love to read about other place that I will never have the chance to visit. Have you ever been to New York? That's where a lot of hedge fund crooks live. I have traveled there on business several times but had no time to visit Wall Street. Did you see a lot of homeless people when you were there?  No I didn't. I spent the time in Manhattan. The only thing I remember was how it took three hours to leave it during rush hour. I was staying in a hotel in Garden City across the Hudson. I can relate to that. I drive 90 minutes to work each way. I hate it. At the time I lived in LA which has problems of it's own when it comes to traffic. My commute time matched yours but I only traveled 20 miles. After I bankrupt the hedge funds and take their money, I'm going to buy a helicopter so I don't have to sit in traffic ever again. That's the attitude! I get the feeling that you don't like Hedge Funds. Any particular reason? No, I just like getting caught up in online movements that I know nothing about and pretending that I'm an expert.