I want to be an author under an alias.  I play pool. I like to hike. I want to hike the Appalachians. 
I teach middle school. I want to write a book before I die.  I am good at playing pool. I am adult who likes unicorns. 
Have you started writing your book yet? Not really. I have a notebook where I jot down ideas for different plots, characters, etc. That's cool, do you have an idea for what you want to write about? I'm leaning toward a young adult book. I would ideally like to make it a popular series like Dork Diaries or Diary of a Wimpy kid. How about you?  Oh I used to love those series! I read them all the time as a kid. I would love to write a book of short stories I like short stories a lot. I love to read them when life is hectic because they can be read in whatever short amount of time I have. I would be happy to look over a rough draft when you get one done! Yeah that would be great! I haven't had a lot of time to write lately but hopefully I have more time soon I hear that! Have you been hiking lately? Yeah, I just went for a 5 hour hike yesterday. My legs are still sore