I love rock music. I grew up on a farm. I loved the farm, I lived there with my family till I clocked 18. We moved across the country after my 18th birthday. My mother fell and broke her arm. I will help her untill she gets the cast off. I have tickets to sell to tomorrow's concert. I am going to a Van Halen concert. I like Van Halen. I don't like Keanu Reeves.
I work as an insurance salesman. I made my sales quota last month. I have a busy job. I love rock music, I like reddit. I follow the 'glitch in the matrix' thread on Reddit. I love Keanu Reeves. I live alone. I bought tickets to the Van Halen concert. I live alone and like my freedom. I am going to Sacramento next month and have front row seats to Van Halen. I like to dance and sing.
Have you heard who will be opening up for Van Halen? No I haven't.  I honestly don't even really care who it is.  Front row seats are worth it, even if it is just somebody crumby. As long as it isn't Keanu Reeves doing some kind of monologue I'll be happy. Kidding, kidding! Aw man, why are you always making digs at my man Keanu?  Not only is he a great actor, but he's such a good dude. Seriously, he's always Keanu Reeves being Keanu Reeves, hahaha. But it's all good. At least The Matrix was a good movie. Of course it was a good movie, but I can't go through this with you again.  We'll just agree to disagree when it comes to him.  Did I tell you that I got a raise for my commissions? Agreed! No, but that's awesome. How much?? An extra 2%!  I made top salesman for the past couple months and it was my incentive.  I feel like I need to find myself a girlfriend, just so I can take her out to celebrate. Awesome, congrats! If you want, you can come over and take out my mom, lol. She's bored since she can't drive with the broken arm. Not quite the same man.  I want someone that I can spoil.  But maybe I can swing by and we can hang out for a while.  Your mom is a sweet lady. Aw, thanks. She really is a gem. I'm trying to think if I know anyone you go ask out. Hmm. Meh, don't worry about it.  Maybe I'll try to find someone at the concert.  There's bound to be tons of ladies there.