I ride  bikes with friends. I am young. I play football roughly 3 times a week. I have a long beard. I have a yorkie named Futbol. I work nightshifts.
I am a stylist. I can style beards. I own a pet friendly salon. I believe I am one of the best stylists at the salon. I work Thursday through Saturday 1am to 8pm.
How has the salon been? Busy? Yeah it has been great really busy at the moment with plenty of clients booked in. That's great to hear. Any interesting clients? We have all sorts of people in from all walks of life some really interesting characters come in. Any of them got any prison stories? If so, I would be interested to hear. We have a couple of people that have been to prison but they don't talk much about it more about how they turned their lifes around after. Interesting. What did they go to prison for? Also, off topic, but I don't suppose you have availability to trim my beard some time soon? Mainly small crimes but the experience helped them change their lives. Yeah we have a couple of spots open on friday this week  That would be great, it's getting a bit long for when I'm playing football Yeah how is the football going, how is your team doing? Not doing too bad, we're top of the league currently and the season is almost over. Yeah hopefully you are on your way to winning the championship then.