I love dancing. I love driving my prius. I work as a barista. I work  at a coffee shop.  My mother is a hairdresser.
I work at Google. I will be researching self-driving cars. I have ridden in a self driving car and prefers it to being driven by another person. Previously worked as Geek Squad in Best Buy and in a chicken restaurant. I'm good at math and science. I like logic. I have no family. I am attracted to Tyler Farr.  I went to college.
I had an accident at work, spilled a large pumpkin latter over myself, and then had to change my trousers! Oh no! The poor latte. The poor pants! Did you smell like pumpkin all day?  It was so embarrassing. Yes, I reeked of pumpkin for the rest of my shift!  Loool well there are definitely worse things to smell like. Once at the chicken restaurant I worked at I got raw chicken all over me, it was absolutely disgusting! Haha definitely could have smelt worse, but I did get some strange looks from some of the customers. Yuck, raw chicken is so gross! I'm glad I only have to deal with coffee! Yeah I got out of that place as soon as I could haha. I love working at Google since the food is free and I don't have to cook anything. You can even stay there for dinner, which is arguably not a great life/work balance, but I will do a lot for free food.  Free food is a pretty sweet deal! Do you get to go for rides in the self driving cars, or are you more of a behind the scenes sort of worker? Alas, I'll mostly be doing code for them behind the scenes. I bet if I can come up with a work-related reason to ride in the cars they'll let me do it. All in the name of field research!  Haha, yes - "research"! That would so cool to be a part of. So much more rewarding than making coffee. It does sound kind of fun though to have all those ingredients at your disposal! Do you ever make weird drinks just for fun, squirting all the different flavorings together to see what happens? We do if the manager isn't on site. We've made some really tasty but also some really awful concoctions. It's lots of fun to experiment with different flavors!  You should come up with names for your greatest hits and greatest failures! Was there anything you thought would be awful but ended up being really tasty? 