I have a new bike.  I like the color blue.  I am a salesman for a high end insurance company.  I like to read reduit blogs.  I post on reduit often.
I am looking for a second job. I work as a grill cook  by night. I want to own my own burger restaurant.  I like concerts. I like pink floyd.  I love running.
Have you found any luck finding a second job? Hey, not yet. I'm just so tired all the time. Working nights is hard, and during the day I'm working on the details of trying to open my own restaurant, but that's hard to do when you're as broke as me, but it's my dream, so I'm going to work at it as much as it takes. I'll keep looking for a second job to save up the money. Your business doesn't happen to be hiring right now are they? My company is always looking for new salesmen. It's hard work though. We only get paid by commission, which can be really good for some people, and really bad for others. Oh man, I really need a second job, but I don't think I could work on commission. That sounds stressful. It seems to work out ok for you though, 'eh? I see you riding around on that brand new road bike. That must have cost a pretty penny. Haha well I've been saving for a while, but the job does pay my bills and then some, so I can't complain. I also work really long hours, so in that vein, it's not always the best, but I don't have anything else to do besides be on reduit/ Maybe I should get some financial advice from you. It seems like you have made out quite well for yourself. I need to save money, but I sometimes splurge too much. Like last year when I took two weeks vacation and did nothing but follow Pink Floyd around on their tour. I spend a fortune on concert tickets. Crazy fun times though. Anyway, enough about me, what is this reddit thing? Hey different stroke for different folks. I think it's awesome that you were able to follow Pink Floyd around. It may have set you back, but it's an experience you can remember fondly. Reduit is just a site with different groups of people who talk about all kinds of things from crafts to aliens, haha. I personally like the sub about bikes. Yeah, no substitute for life experiences. I always wanted to follow a band around on tour, and now I can scratch that one off my bucket list. I guess I just can't afford to do that again. Reduit sounds interesting, I wouldn't mind reading up on the latest about aliens! But bikes though, that's cool. Lots of people go there to discuss bike stuff? Yeah, more people than you'd expect haha. Actually, there's also a job board on there. You might find something interesting, there. Oh, that's a great idea. I guess I'm still really old school, when it comes to looking for a job. I have only ever looked in the newspaper. I guess there is a whole internet out there full of job listings, right? Is it full of scams? That's what scares me about the internet. I'm not sure, I've never used it, but it can't hurt to check it out. For sure. I guess it can't be any worse than when I would trust strangers to let me have a place to crash when I was on the road following Pink Floyd. Think I could start a chat on that website to ask for suggestions of what to name my burger restaurant? I want something clever, but the only thing I can think of is Burgers 'r us