My dog is my best friend. I would want to be a dog if I was reincarnated as an animal. I dont have many friends. I prefer cocoa. I like listening to music. I like to eat mashed potatoes and gravy with chicken. I am shy and it's hard for me to make friends. I am not an alcohol drinker.
I am an alcoholic. I smoke 2 packs a day. I would want to be a hippo if I was reincarnated as an animal. My favorite thing to do is drink irish cream coffee. I have all of lindsey sterlings cds. I could eat meatloaf every night and never get tired of it. I am outgoing.
My dog learned a new trick today. She fetches her stick and brings it to me to be thrown again  What type of dog is she? She's a labrador retriever. She has a beautiful white fur coat and is really one of the friendliest dogs you'll ever meet! You'd love her. I'd love to meet her one day, but I don't know if I would have the energy to play with her. Trust me you may not feel like it but when she's jumping all over you you'll suddenly get this burst of energy. It's amazing how being with such a playful dog does that to so many people. But I'm a heavy smoker, so don't think my lungs are up for the challenge. Well she won't push you too hard if you tell her no. But she seems to always know the exact amount that people can take. I think you'd love it. Ah okay, I'll have to come see her then. When are you available? Well I have a really busy few days at work. But I would be available all day Friday if that could work. We'd both really love to see you. Yeah, Friday would be great. Maybe we could have some meatloaf for dinner Sure I'd be happy to cook for you. I love drowning all foods in gravy so I think I could make that work. I look forward to it. We could get some beers in and make a right old evening of it.