I am unemployed and living off a trust fund. I have a degree in business. I enjoy listening to music and drinking wine. I like pedicures.
I'm about to start college. I haven't picked a major. I'm a Walmart stocker. I like listening to Muse. I like pedicures, fruits and regis.
Were you working at Walmart today? Yes, I worked my usual shift this morning.  We typically try to stock the shelfs before the customers arrive.  Do you ever shop at Walmart? Sometimes, for common household items. There's some really good deals there. I'm sure Walmart is just temporary for you - is there anything in particular that you are considering for college?  Yes, agreed, there are some good deals to have there. Once I leave for school, I will give up the job at Walmart.  I am looking forward to majoring in Marine Biology or perhaps becoming an Architect.  George Costanza has been a big influence on me.  I know you have a business degree, but do you think the majors I am considering are worthwhile? Definitely they're worthwhile. Even if I or anyone else thought otherwise, that shouldn't stop you from pursuing your dreams. As long as you're dedicated, there's a career to be had in any industry.  That is great advice, thank you.  I really just want to be happy.  Do you think you will enter the workforce at some point?  If so, would you look to do something with the business degree? Yes, I'm actively looking for a position in the financial sector. It's not very dignifying living off of money my parents set aside for me. I want to become something beyond a trust fund baby.  I don't see any issues with enjoying the spoils of your family's hard work, I would probably do the same if I was in the same situation.  My uncle works for Goldman Sachs, but I have never been interested in a career in financial services.  I am happy to pass along your resume if you would like. It's definitely a nice to luxury to have, and I'm grateful for it. I want to repay their hard work by becoming someone that they're proud of, I guess. That's a very prestigious firm, if you could do that for me it's definitely a step towards getting to where I want to be. Yes, they are a prestigious firm, but from what I have heard, they have a history of working their junior staff very hard.  Not sure if that is still the case, but I have heard him tell stories.  I will be seeing my uncle next weekend for a very small family gathering.  If you send my your resume, I will happily pass it along.  He has been there for about 25 years and is an MD in their asset management group.  I think he refers to it as GSAM.   I'm willing to put in the effort they require of me, it's not a big deal to me. I'll send it over now. By the way, my dad is a professor at Yale, so depending on your grades, I can get him to pull a few strings if needed to get you in, in exchange for the huge favor you're doing for me.  Wow, talk about prestige, Yale is at the very top.  That is very kind of you.  I am not sure that I am Yale material at this point, but am looking forward to working hard and getting good grades and applying to grad schools of that caliber.  I will be sure to keep in touch and will look out for your resume.