I have a long-term job that I have been working for 15 years. I do not have pets. I am married. I have two boys. I make music. I can whistle.
I live in an apartment. I don't have a job. I want a job. I have two dogs, one bird, and one turtle. I enjoy magic the gathering, it is a card game. I can't whistle.
How is the job search coming? It's not going too good I've been to 10 places this week filled out applications and had interviewed seven of them and still no call back That's too bad, I know a guy who's looking for someone, but I'm not sure you'd be a great fit for the job. Where y'all getting my name anyway there's only one way to find out if I will be a good fit for the job and that would be to give a honest day's work Yeah but this job has some very specific requirements and based upon our last talk, you wouldn't work out too well. Oh well I guess I'll keep searching someday or another something good happen I'm sure I just can't give up Have you ever thought about moving to Petrolia, Ontario? That'd be a great place for you to go. Why would that be a great place for me to go what's so special about Petrolia Ontario It's illegal to whistle there and no one would know about your embarrassing inability to whistle. I'm just looking out for you. Oh yeah the last time we talked I had learned how to whistle amongst other things so I don't think petrolia Ontario you'll be a place I'll be going anytime soon That's very exciting news! Have you updated that on your resume yet. Maybe that's what's stopped you from getting hired. No the only thing that he said would keep me from getting hired was he fired you had to make music they should drop the whistle because people who know how to whistle don't never make it nowhere in lifeact 