I have a old Yorkshire terrier dog named Felix and old cat named Emmy. I am a stay at home mom. I love to cook and garden. I reside in a small town. I love cooking burgers.
I work at a factory. I volunteer at a domestic violence shelter in my spare time. I like to be funny. I am a comedian. I do open mic events. I like burgers. I volunteer at a shelter. I used to have a Yorkshire Terrier.
Felix and Emmy got into a fight! Oh, no!  Did anyone get injured?  I hope not. Poor Felix got scratched, Emmy can be vicious sometimes! I was already having such a busy week, of course they had to start fighting on top of that. Did you get up to anything fun last night? I did an open mic night.  The audience really liked my routine.   Oh nice. Do you play an instrument or sing? I do stand up comedy.  I don't play any instruments in my routine.  But, I should add them.  What are you planning to have for dinner tonight? Oh totally. Everyone loves Flight of the Concords or Holland and Oates. It makes comedy into a song that just gets stuck into your head. I am thinking of starting to transition into being vegan, so I have been looking up recipes. Have you ever considered that?  I have not considered it.  I just love to eat burgers so much.  I don't think I could transition to meatless meals. My friend recommended you can just switch out a lot of meals for vegan, and for example, keep a burger or two a week in there. It made me more open to it, not having to just stop eating meat all at once. But of course, I also have to consider my children. Still, I think it could be a good choice for them too.  It is supposed to be very good for the planet.  I should maybe start "Meatless Mondays". Sure, that is an easy way to start. And also, doing drastic changes in your life can be a pretty good inspiration for comedy sets. Do you ever get heckled by the audience? On occasion I do get heckled.  I try to go with the flow and not let it upset me.  I can try to work it into my routine and sometimes it is very funny.