I am a singer. I sing at wedding parties. I would like you to dance soon. My friends are college boys.
I am a ballet dancer. My friends are dancers. I'm in my third year of college.
I just got a call from a couple who is to be married next month and they want me to sing at their wedding. I'm so excited! Oh wow, that's great! I'm so happy for you! What songs are you going to sing? I haven't decided yet.  I am meeting with the couple tomorrow to go over the song selection. If I ever get married, I'm going to hire you and make you do all the songs from that Adam Sandler "Wedding Singer" movie. It will be great! Lol!  It would be fun.  You can do a dance number at my wedding!  I wish the couple would have called me sooner, so last minute. Isn't that unusual? When my best friend got married, she planned that thing out for like nine months! It was crazy how much planning she did! Yeah it is unusual.  But they are paying me double.  Their original singer cancelled.  I can adapt but the I gained some weight that I need to lose quick.  Too much beer and pizza with my frat brothers. Maybe try going on a keto diet? No carbs, but apparently it'll help you drop weight fast. Sounds interesting.  Have you tried it before? For a little while. I had bad carb cravings the whole time, but I could eat all the meat and cheese that I wanted, so it wasn't too bad. I have to watch my weight pretty closely because of the ballet career though. Being slim is important for the ballerina.  I will have to look into this diet.  I'll just pick the cheese and pepperoni off the pizza and leave the crust, lol! That will definitely help. Unfortunately you have to cut out the beer too, which is why I'm a rum and tequila drinker. 