I am healthy. I live in a farm. I have a truck. I make my own sausage. I like rap music. I keep a healthy lifestyle by running my farm full time. I enjoy my work. I work long hours. I have employees.
I am not very healthy. I am overweight because I weigh 300 pounds. I have a bad diet. I am a stubborn man. I like candy, sausage, soda. I have considered eating healthier, but it's difficult. I like sausage. I could lose some weight.
I have 3 of acres of land. Just running around and helping us would help you lose some weight! I have a vacation coming, so maybe I'll try it. What would I do on the farm? You would be hauling hay in carts to feed cows and pigs. Shoveling waste and moving it to the waste pile. As well as bringing water to all of my animals. I love animals, and cows are so cute. What time do you start work in the morning? We start work at 5 AM sharp. Most of my workers that live close by typically wake up at 4 AM. I hope you like morning shifts!  I am an early bird, so no problem. Sounds like one works up a healthy appetite from all the work. What's served for breakfast? Well the majority of the time my workers bring their own food and feed themselves like any other job. But if you work overtime on Saturday we usually have my wife cooking sausage and gravy for everyone during lunchtime. That sounds really good. What kind of sausages? Are they your homemade ones and are the spicy? It is sausage from are farms pigs. Fresh, delicious, and nutritious. We usually just keep the seasoning mild incase others don't like spicy things. I like spicy - I'd just put some spicy sauce on mine. How large a herd of cows do you have and how many pigs? You will have to bring your own hot sauce then I am not to fond of spicy flavors. We have thousands of animals on my massive farm. This farm has been in my family's name since this country was formed Wow! You have a lot to be proud of. Your family must have witnessed a lot of this country's history. Did the farm provide food during all the wars?