I am a singer. I sing at wedding parties. My friends are college boys. I am also not married. I have recently gained weight.  I am in a fraternity. I like beer and pizza. I sing Cha Cha Slide often. I'd like to sing something uncommon.I don't think Bad Guy would be appropriate to sing at a wedding. I don't think I will play Build Me Up Buttercup on repeat at the wedding.
I am a ballet dancer. My friends are dancers. I am 21. I'm in my third year of college. I am not married.  I like music from the movie "The Wedding Singer.". I like Bad Guy by Billie Eilish. I listen to Bad Guy all day. I would play Build Me Up Buttercup if I were a wedding DJ. I have tried the keto diet.  I watch my weight carefully. I don't drink beer. I drink rum and tequila. I drink at the bar at weddings. I am a wedding crasher and attend strangers weddings.
Ok, I have taken your advice and I've been practicing my Billie Eilish. I think I will attempt to sing one of her songs at the wedding...but probably not Bad Guy. Also, I think we should crash a wedding together when I'm not working one. It will be crazy! Billie Eilish has a lot of great songs you could choose from. And we could definitely crash a wedding together. Would any of your friends want to go too? Yes! I talked to my friends from college and we decided on a plan. I will sing at this next wedding party during the day and then crash the wedding that will happen after that one! Are you interested?  Sure, I'd love to go! I could pretend to be your date. I've done that before. Hopefully it has an open bar so I can cash in on the rum and tequila We need to wear matching outfits then! I'm feeling the colors black and purple. I will definitely be taking advantage of the open bar too! Black and purple would work for me. I have a bunch of different outfits that I rotate through for different weddings. Where is this wedding? You must be such a skilled wedding crasher! What tips do you have? It will be downtown, about 30 minutes from us. I can come pick you up! Wedding crasher is easier than you might think. It's important to dress well and look like you fit in. Early on, it's smart to get to know a few people at the wedding so that the hosts see you talking to other guests. It's best not to get too drunk or draw too much attention to yourself. Be sure your friends know not to be too rambunctious! Those are excellent tips and I will be sure to let them know. Should we all spread out and talk to as many of the guests as we can in the beginning?