I am married. My favorite singer is Taylor Swift. I have a toddler who likes Taylor Swift. I work in beer distribution.
I play Halo 3. I am a loser. I sing Taylor Swift songs while showering. I own a moped. I used to be a kitten. I am male.
I convinced my boss to listen to Taylor Swift.  I think he's a fan now. You did? Well that's one more conversion. I think she's awesome. Beautiful and talented! Yeah she sure is. So have you made any progress in that tough Halo 3 level since we last spoke? No, I was too busy this week working on my moped. I hit a patch of ice and plowed into a snowbank.  Ouch. I hope you didn't hurt yourself. Does one need a special license to ride a moped? Not too my knowledge, at least I hope you don't because I don't have one. I wasn't hurt but I busted the light on the moped. All fixed now though!  Good to hear. So, why do you say you're a loser? You shouldn't talk about yourself like that. You never know, you might actually be listening... I don't think I am one, but people have called me that more than once just because I work as a garbageman Idiots. It's an honest living. As you know I work in the beer distribution business. Some people don't approve so much seeing as how I basically help people get drunk, but everybody needs a way to wind down after a hard day I figure. Agreed, nothing wrong with a nice ice cold beer after a hard day, I tend to do that myself. To me, you're a Godsend ! Hah...glad to be of assistance. As long as you don't mix it with moped riding. You weren't hammered when you plowed into that snowbank, were ya? Oh no, I never drink and moped! Don't ever want to mix the two!