I don't like pudding. I have a friend named John. I like cheese, grapes, and dessert wine.
I have a friend named James. Pudding makes me gassy. I have never done drugs because I do not know where to buy them.
I might have told my friend John that I did not appreciate his practical jokes. Oh, what did he do? All his jokes are just mean spirited, but he says they are just pranks and I shouldn't take them too serious. For example, yesterday I showed up at his house to hang out and when I rang the doorbell, he poured a bucket of cold water on my head. I got so upset and told him I was sick of his pranks. Oh my goodness! That sounds horrible. I think you should really talk to him about these "pranks" and say he either stop or you'll stop hanging out as much or something.  Or we could also give him a taste of his own medicine and see how he likes it. We could all text him asking him to hang out and tell us a time and a place to meet up. Then we just don't show up! I don't know, that seems really mean. I wouldn't be comfortable doing that. Ok. You're probably right. No reason to stoop down to his level. How are things going with James? I'm sure he doesn't pull these awful jokes on you. He doesn't, I'm glad about that. James and I were just hanging out and I noticed he had some weed. I kind of want to try weed but don't know where to buy it but I could ask him where he got it. But I don't know if I really want to... If you do want to try some, I can definitely get you some. John smokes it all the time, so once I mend things with him, I can ask him where he gets it. That would be nice, I'm still kind of on the fence about trying it. But I guess if I know where to get it I don't have to buy it and can just buy it if I want to. I think it's worth it to at least try it once. There aren't any real dangers of doing that and who knows, you may really enjoy it. I'm not the biggest fan, but I'm glad I at least tried it out. Did you just try it once? 