I read a lot. I sing. I draw. I wrote a book. My husband is a writer.
I would like to visit Rome. I am in high school. I collect old records.
I made some progress on my writing today! Cool cool. I beat level 17 of SPACE DESTROYERS 3: RETURN OF ZARNAX. So I'm stoked too. Wow, I loved that game as a kid, the second one though. My husband plays it all the time I can't get him off it. No way man. You're full of it. Aren't you like ancient? 35 or something? Hey I'm 42, easy on the insults, young one. How old are you? 17. Duh. Why are you talking to a 17 year old? Hey, did you use vinyls when you were younger like a bajillion years ago? That's like the only thing that's cool from the ... oh god, the 1980s. Vomit emoji. Yeah I've got a lot of vinyls, you need to learn some respect. Where is your mother? In Milan, darling, Milan. I was supposed to go with her - we were going to Rome - but she ran off with her new Italian boyfriend. Luigi. Luigi? Like the green plumber? Gross. You know my mom is 42, and she's off with a 22 year old in Italy. I've watched movies. That's supposed to inspire some  hope for YOUR future. Ah yeah, I have a friend who has a young buck boyfriend. I swear they are just after a green card visa to live in the US. Milan is a beautiful place though, I wish I could visit there. Who doesn't know Luigi, Mario and Waluigi Why would you say Waluigi? Wario is by far the more relevant character. He certainly carries more cultural attache than Waluigi. You are out of touch, lady. Maybe your "husband" can "clue you in" since he's such a "gamer." I've had enough of your cheekiness young man. I hope your mother comes back and teaches your manners. I've learned manners from all of her boyfriends. So I drink, smoke weed and cigarettes, speak down to pretty much anyone especially women, lash out irrationally at my peers, and have a narcissistic streak in my personality. That's what my shrink said. Yea, I broke in and tore apart all his books. 