I have high speed internet. I also eat meat. I was a police officer.  I retired from the police. I like to work.  I live in a safe area. I work as a bank security guard.  I am a good chess player.  I play chess for fun now, but used to compete.  When I was young, I wanted to be a writer. I am really interested in solar eclipses. I have seen more than one solar eclipse, the first one at age 8. I stopped competitive chess because eclipses were more interesting to me.
I am highly educated. I don't play chess. I work for a local newspaper. I write about nonprofessional sports. I studied journalism in college.  I worked at my high school newspaper. I eat meat. I like solar eclipses. My only friend is a dog. I don't know much about eclipses, but find them interesting. I saw a solar eclipse at age 10. 
A weird guy came into the bank today, I was afraid there might be trouble. That training never leaves you, does it? Anything I might be able to put into a story? He just came in with a hat and glasses on with a very baggy hoodie and his hands in the pockets and it just seemed like he may be up to no good.  Ah, that describes half the town. Not a great story! Say, are there any eclipses coming up? that is unusual for the area I live in. so he definitely looked very out of place. I think there is one coming up in a few months. but I'd have to double check that.  I saw this article that told you how to build a camera type thing so you can see the eclipse without looking directly at it - I'd like to give it a go but don't know too much. Is there a good viewing point for the next one? well aside from being in a big clearing free of buildings and trees. You'll want to make sure you are somewhere that it isn't cloudy the day of.  That makes sense. I hope the weather is OK for the next one. How many have you seen now? I've seen 4 so far. have you only ever seen the one? Yeah, but I don't remember very much about it as I was still quite young. Perhaps I could quiz you for an article for the paper about eclipses? we can set that up. I'm not free to do that today but could probably do it later this week. That would be great. I have a meat platter in the fridge with noone to share it with aside the dog if you fancy grilling?