I am a teacher. I am a single parent. I have two sons. I have two dogs and two cats. I am an Avon cosmetics seller. I enjoy metal music.
I am a petsitter. I have purple hair.
Have you pet sit any cool dogs lately? Dogs? No. I have pet sit an extremely well spoken parrot, though. Her name was Darcy, she was very eloquent. How are your pets?  Wow, that's pretty cool, I've never cared for a parrot before.  What's the strangest thing you've heard Darcy saw?  My cats and dogs are doing pretty well by the way, they don't really like the snow we've gotten though. I heard her accuse the fern of plotting against the household, that was pretty strange. Haha, I am very much like your pets, I don't really like the snow either! That is very strange!  I'd be careful what you say around that bird, you never know what it will accuse you of next...  And I don't like the snow either, but my sons sure have been loving it. Me and the bird have an understanding. How are you boys, getting sick of all that metal music you play? Haha, well it's funny that you ask because they actually asked me to take them to a country music concert last weekend.  But of course I told them no, it's metal or nothing in this household.  Too right and all, can't have that type of music rotting their brains, I keep my hair purple specifically for metal concerts. Nice! Have you been to any concerts recently? We should totally go to one together! Maybe that'll get the boys back into the right state of mind. I haven't at the minute, everyone's on holiday in my town it seems so I'm constantly working looking after their pets and the odd plant, but I'd love to go with you to one, what band were you thinking? Hmmm, that's a great question.  I'll have to look up who is touring this year and we can go from there.  I will get back to you on that after doing some research tonight! Try to get a gig that has a decent band for the opener, I hate when you have to listen to a band you don't like waiting for the headliner.