I want to speak to a normal person.  I am an international business man. I am a classified genius. I know 300 languages.  I own a few mansions. I do not live in a mansion.  I never went to school. I was in an orphanage. I was homeschooled. I did not like homeschool.
I am a financial analyst. I love traveling. I have been to 7 countries in Europe.  I am a gambler. I have an MBA.  I went to school for 5 years. I know 35 different flavors of beer. 
I moved into one of my mansions.  That's good! About time, in my opinion. Which one did you choose? I chose the one that was in the middle of a private reserve. I like to hang out with other people but there are also times where I just want to be alone. I can understand that. What made you finally move into one?  I've handed the reigns of my business empire to a board of people I trust so I don't have to travel so much. I've been in some great hotels around the world but it's nice to settle in a place you can call your own. While I love traveling, nothing beats coming home to your own bed after a long trip. If you have a housewarming party, let me know. I'll bring the beer! I might do that, just hope I'll be able to convince everyone to leave once the parties over. I was thinking of taking a trip to Vegas to celebrate my newfound free time, maybe you could join me at the gambling tables as well? Name the time, I'll be there! Maybe you could learn a thing or two from me for a change, lol. Perhaps. Although I don't intend to "gamble" so to speak. I intend to find a game that isn't pure chance and try to beat the odds through sheer mental might. Sounds like something you would do. Now that you aren't working and traveling all the time, I'm sure you'll be a card counting expert before long.  I've got to find something to occupy my time, but perhaps there are some gambling strategies that you can still show me. As long as we have fun, that's all that really matters. Good times with a good friend, priceless!