I have 12 children. I went to the dragoon convention.
I draw comics. I love kids. I work at a grocery store. I am a part time bouncer. I have a son. I like Dr. Pepper. I like gum. I live in LA.
I just had an interesting conversation with my 5 eldest son about his plans for what college major he wants to pick. That's awesome! What major did he discuss with you?  He wants to major in Psychology. How old is you're son? When is he going off to college?  Well that's cool, at least he has an idea of what he wants to do. My little dude is only 10, so there's a long time before we have to start thinking college.  It goes by so fast! Have you drawn any new comic recently? Yeah, time really does fly. Nah, I haven't been drawing lately beucase I've been working too much. Having two jobs must be rough. How is your work-life balance? It is totally nuts, day time bagging rich people groceries, and night time making sure they behave out at the bars. Anyway, I try to do a yoga class on the weekend to stay centered. My kid goes back and forth between my ex's house and mine.  What grocery store do you work at? Is it a big chain store or a local one?  Actually it's a little one here in Los Angeles, locally owned, which is why I get to take off time if I have an emergency with my kiddo.  That is great that they let you do that!  Yeah, it makes all the difference between being a present parent and one that's always absent. I try to show up for my kid. How the heck do you do it with 12 kids? I forget where you work?