I own a Jaguar sports car. I drive fast to relax. I am often angry. I am really old. I have mobility problems. My family is small.  I do not like my family. I am not a people person. I don't swim. I drove to Florida.
I am young and fit. I am shy. I get along well with others. I surf. I have a BMW 3 series. I like to drive fast. I have never gotten a speeding ticket. I've traveled from New York to Pennsylvania. I have never been to Florida.
Does your BMW have a manual transmission? It does! It's such a great car. It goes so fast when I want it to. Isn't it so relaxing to be able to drive fast down an empty road? I love it. Speeding down an empty highway makes me feel like I don't have a care in the world. You should drive down to Florida, lots of great roads and views there. I'd love to! The farthest I've ever been is to Pennsylvania from New York. I really wanna see more. I've never been to Florida so it'd be nice to take a visit.  I highly recommend the Keys. It's quite different from New York or Pennsylvania, though they're great too.  I almost got my first speeding ticket in New York, but luckily got off when the officer took pity on my severe arthritis.  Guess his mom had it so he understands how distracting it can be. He actually recommended some good tips for dulling the pain! Best almost ticket I've ever not gotten. Sounds like you got off pretty lucky! How is your family, by the way?  It was definitely a nice streak of luck. My family is another story entirely.  They are a very grumpy bunch and I try to stay away as much as I can. You're not grumpy! Do you think working out helps you keep your positive outlook?  I'm sure your family will lighten up soon. Working out is probably the only reason I'm sane! It's so amazing how exercise can impact your mindset so significantly. Have you thought about doing some exercises that are possible with your mobility issues?  That's a great outlet.  I've thought about it but I don't really know what to do. I get discouraged easily. I should probably talk to an expert.  Do you have any tips to help me get started? Sure. I would probably go to a physical rehabilitation center and ask questions. They are constantly rebuilding injured athletes, so I'm sure they'd have some useful tips that could help you find some exercises that work for you! That is encouraging, thank you! All this talk of my aging body makes me wanna jump in my car and speed away. Just for fun, who do you think would win? Me in my Jag or you in the Beamer? Tough call! Of course, I'll always say my beamer, but we won't know until we really do it!