I am a chef. I have a parrot. My parrot is from somewhere near Chicago. I have male-pattern baldness. I am a woman. I don't feel loved by my parents.  I don't like wearing high heeled shoes. I am tall. I think high heeled shoes are uncomfortable. 
I like the Rolling Stones. I work for IBM. I work in Chicago. I am almost seven feet tall. I don't know how to play basketball.  I love high heeled shoes. I have a hard time dating. 
My parrot has started to compliment my cooking at home! Yeah your cooking must be good then if a parrot is even complimenting it.  What have you been cooking lately?  Mostly currys,  vindaloo's, phaal's, all the really spicy ones, my parrot seems to love the smell! Do you like spicy food?  Oh I love a good spicy curry. Yes I love spicy food of any type. Whats your favourite food?  My favourite food would be pizza with a nice spicy topping, what is yours? Probably hot wings with homemade mac n cheese. I usually do a tray with 4 packs of kraft and get the hottest wings i can find, a full bucket of 24, eat those in front of the television, over the course of an evening. Its my favourite way to relax.  Wow that's a lot of spicy wings I could probably do that as well just pig out on wings. If im feeling really decadent, i have really creamy potato salad and a good, rich slaw as well. Wash that down with a 40 of country club. Divine! You should try it.  Sounds really nice I will have to give it a go sometime I could do with a good pig out and relax. You need a few good movies or a boxset to go with it. I love action films, stuff like Steven Seagal. What kind of thing do you like to watch? 