I am reading a book with dragons in it. I love dogs.  I have a dog.  I do not have a boat. I work at an animal shelter. I named one of the  dogs at the shelter "toothless".
I hunt dragons. I am a viking. I like boats. I hang out with other vikings. I do not have a dog. I like dogs.
There are some new dogs that came into the shelter that your viking friends would really like! Really?! I can let them know, I would love to come see them! Heck, yeah! We always need to come by and interact with the animals. Who knows maybe a dog named dragon is hiding around here somewhere. LOL Haha thats great! How has toothless been doing recently? He is doing good just still eating mushy food that is basically like soup. We worry that he can choke on chunk food.  Poor guy, I hope he at least enjoys the food. Did you name Dragon from the book you have been reading? I know it, I am pretty sure I never want to be called toothless! Well, yeah I mean he likes his mush mess that I make up for him! The Vikings need dragons and boats so I was gonna have a Viking themed naming session this week! All the pets brought in will have name to entice you and your Vikings to come adopt now! Thats an amazing idea, I love it! Ill have to get all of them together and we'll come adopt a bunch. They all like dogs just as much as me! Awesome! You inspired me to think out of the box! While you are hunting dragons I am hunting people to adopt pets! We are both hunters, BOOM!  Haha thats a great way to put it! We ran into a couple dragons that were tough to fight just last weekend. BAHAHA! That's great! I was thinking of doing a small bbq at the shelter on the weekend to attract more people too, I don't know I am just thinking of ideas? Lets do it! I can bring some dragon meat to cook up. It sounds like a fantastic time!