I have a girlfriend. My relationship is rocky. I play guitar. My parents were in politics. My girlfriend likes cars. I like John Gresham movies.
I have a dog. I like to fish. I am a happy person.
So what kind of dog do you have? I have a German Shephard, do you have any dogs? No! I wish I did though, my girlfriend wont let met get one. What is his/her name? He is called Warwick, named after a character on a game I play. I thought she kicked you out, are you back at home now then? Ah that is cute! how is the training going? Oh she did but it seems our love of cars brought us back together for now. She lets me get a new car but wont let me get a dog... What is this madness mate haha. Managed much fishing lately? He is still trouble but starting to listen to me more now. You must have money to burn through then haha! Yes I've just been fishing for a few hours this morning, didn't catch though. What is your favourite John Gresham movie? What! You didnt catch.. what bait was your using? Do you need me to come show you how its done haha. Well I am a bit of a comedy fan as you know so I quiet enjoy a Christmas with the Kranks haha! Especially around december time. I don't use bait, I like to fish the medieval way with my arms haha! I love that film too, I seen your guitar cover on YouTube today too, it was fantastic! Oh you've been doing noodling!! I have always wanted to do that, we must arrange a day for you to show me the ropes on it. Thank you ! I am hoping it hits 10k views.  Yeah one day to hope to catch a great white shark like this ha! What about next week? I have the week off work, that's if your girlfriend allows it. I'm sure it will reach 100k! Wow haha not satisfied enough with the cat fish he wants a shark! Always knew you were a little crazy haha! Its done then, we will pick a day this week. Oh she wont mind, shes got a new car to drive around in, I have at least a month of freedom before she starts moaning again haha! Well at least you know how to please her, just buy her some new wheels every month haha!