I work at a music store. I enjoy working. I was in a band for 20 years. I am an an animal rights activist. I create written content about animal testing. I am charitable. I recently played a gig to raise money and awareness. I am close to my family. My parents are both in a church choir.
I am the manager at the restaurant my brothers own. We are considering  opening a  second location. I enjoy working. My parents do not go to church. I am  against animal testing.
We just calculated how much we raised after the charity gig, you will never guess how much! That is awesome!  I really appreciate all your hard work for animal rights. Did you reach your goal of $2,500? Actually, we raised $2.5mil....they said an anonymous donor made the contribution, and I know it's Lady Gaga as she lives close-by and is vegan! WOW!!! That is AMAZING!!!  That sounds like something she would do. Do you have any idea how you will distribute the money?  That's a lot more zeros than I expected, man! Well I think God would have wanted me to take a million for myself for all the hard work I'd done and what's left will be used to open an animal sanctuary! You can be our first volunteer! That sounds about right.  Maybe you can set up a few scholarships and grants for people to open similar sanctuaries all over the country/world! That's true! Is there anything you and your brother can do to help? Absolutely. We were thinking about doing a "split the profits" event at the restaurant.  We could let everyone know that the profits for a certain week will be split with the sanctuary. Everything that the restaurant makes above cost gets split with you. We could also cater the grand opening if you'd like as our donation That is very generous of you! I'll ask my church to pray for you and your family tonight! I appreciate that very much. How are your parents doing?  I bet they are SO proud of you! Not really, they run a poultry farm so we've not been able to see eye to eye on the issue! Oh dear. I thought maybe they might have seen the benefit of going free-range like you suggested.  I'm sorry, buddy