My name is Abigail(Gail). I used to weigh 500lbs. I lost weight. I eat a vegetarian diet. I work for peta. I have 300 cats. I make their clothes from willow bark. I make $50,000 a year. I make t-shirts and socks for the cats. My cats are training for the olympics. My cats are bobsledders.
My name is Steve. I have no pets. I'm fat.  I drink a lot of beer.
What's your favourite kind of beer? Hey Abigail, how are your 300 cats? As of right now my favorite beer has to be Dos Xs. Do you drink beer? Beer, I love it! I actually don't have any of my cats any more. Really? you dont have cats, I thought you worked for Peta, and make their clothes from willow bark, you make socks and t-shirts for them? I did. Unfortunately they all had a bobsledding accident No way! thats crazy Abigail, Are you okay? I cannot envision losing all of my beloved animals at once. Do you think you can still make 50k a year without your cats? Unfortunately I am unsure about my future income. I will get more pets at some point. Do you ever consider getting any? Are you going to get more cats? losing your cats makes me want to drink more beers, for their honor. Pets are a lot of work, I dont know if I have the energy or time, thats why I buy a lot of beers I will probably get more cats. If you drink so much beer, do you try to buy cheap beer so it doesn't cost as much? I have bought cheaper beer before but did not like the taste, my life motto is 'treat YOself' I want to live my life with quality items, you know? I dont want to die and be in heaven thinking to myself why did I drink 1 dollar beer? lol Haha! I guess i understand that. do you treat yourself? Im guessing you do since you did teat yourself to 300 cats, what breeds do you like to buy?