I eat only beef jerky. I have a dog. My dog is a vampire. I work online. I do lots of small design jobs. I create logos and company jingles.  I play the guitar. I play guitar video games.  I own an Ibadan guitar, but that is not its real name. 
I am sometimes vain. I like vegan food. I often check out my refection. I do all my shopping online.
I just went for a walk with my dog and taught him a new trick What trick did you teach your dog? I was also wondering how do you know your dog is a vampire? Isn't that very unusual?  I taught him how to fetch, though it didn't work quite the way I thought it would. I know he's a vampire because he has long fangs, hates the sun, and runs away any time i add garlic to my food. And unusual is a great descriptor for my dog haha. Why did you decide to follow a vegan diet? Be careful that he doesn't I think you were going to say bite me. That's why I add so much garlic to my food (besides it also tasting fantastic). He only lets me pet him for a very short time. But he's a great listener and very protective. 11/10 good boy Yes I was, sorry my text got away from me! I would keep giving him that garlic! I like vegan food because I feel so much better when I give up the meat and the processed foods. All natural is the way to go, your body will thank you.  I can understand that but isn't meat natural as well? I mean you live the way you want to live. It probably is much healthier but like they say "All things in moderation." ...except garlic. Have you found any good online deals lately? Yes, lots of garlic! Actually garlic is a very healthy food and good for many things, as you know. I do find deals, since I do all of my shopping online. I find it to be much more convenient and I get to search different sites for the best prices and sales. I never did like physically shopping and waiting in a store.  Lines are the worst, plus you don't even need to wear pants! Though comfy lounge pants are the best am I right. I think with online shopping becoming more and more popular it will become the primary form in the very near future. Yes, it is very comfortable to shop from home. You work at home so you must enjoy that also. How is the job coming along? Do you get paid or all your logos or only certain ones that are picked? I really don't know how that business works.  Yeah the 1 minute commute from kitchen coffee machine to office is pretty nice. Usually I get paid a minimal amount for every quality logo and receive normal pay for logos that are picked. It can be a little confusing sometimes but pretty straightforward once you get into it. What do you do for work? As long as you can make a living and are satisfied that is all that matters. I do have to go out of the house to work, I'm sorry to say. I do get to be outdoors though, and I love that, I work and get my physical exercise in. I work for a farmer just a mile from me, he is the one that got me into vegan eating. He has great expansive vegetable gardens and grows wonderful things. A perk of the job is that I get to bring a sample of all those beautiful vegetables home with me.  