I have 3 cats and they are all named Mike. I like to swim with my cats. My favorite food is tacos. I work as a secretary. My favorite color is orange.
I wrote a song and I sing. I love popcorn. I have an MTV award. I am writing a children's  story  about people with cats. I paint pictures.
How's the story about the cats going? I had to scrap the whole idea... Turns out that cats do not like water. So writing a book about swimming cats is kind of foolish. Some cats can swim, my cats love water. It could be a fantasy book. There are books about ninja turtles. How about swimming cats ? HAHAH what your cat can swim? What kind of breed of cat is that. I guess when you put it like that I could just write a book that doesn't take itself too serious. Maybe you could make a song about swimming cat ? I could be catchy and would take less efforts than a book.  Funny you mention that. I have been working on a progressive metal album that is theme around the hit cartoon ThunderCats. Heavy metal can adapted to different subjects, it know there is fantasy style of metal about elf and hobbits. DO you need the rights of ThunderCats to do music about them ? Well I should say that I am writing a parody album based off the series ThunderCats. I change just enough not to get sued. But enough about me how are your cats? They are doing great, the winter is over, so they can stay outside most of the day. The weather is great for outside activities, for cats and humans.  Yeah I wonder if you can take your cats to the local lake and go for a swim? It would be great a great cardiovascular exercise for all of you. Isn't one of your cats orange? No, none of my Mikes are orange. It is to cold for swimming in a lake. The water is still around 4°C. But the lake is beautiful, you should come and paint it.  Maybe I will paint a portrait of you and your cats by the side of the lake. That would be beautiful!