I like hiking. I like to paint. Bob ross is my favorite artist. I'm an accountant.  My mother has her own fashion brand.
I've never been hiking. I'm scared of ticks. I like to paint rooms. I have a daughter. I'm not crafty. I like being outside. I'm a gemologist. I'm looking for a new job.
Do you want to take an outdoor painting class with me? Ticks are outside, Has Bob Ross ever painted indoor rooms? Not sure that Bob Ross has painted indoor rooms, he was mostly a painter of nature.  Yes, there are ticks outside, but you can easily avoid them with long pants and sleeves.  What sorts of outdoor activities do you like? Looking for rocks - gems actually. Sometimes you get lucky. Would your mom's fashions be appropriate for my daughter? Does she design outdoors type clothing? Looking for gems must be exciting, I don't know much about them, except that some are very rare and valuable.  My mom's fashions might be suitable for your daughter depending on her age.  She designs for young professional working women, so not necessarily for outdoors.  How old is your daughter and does she work in an office setting? She's a college senior, but will be entering the working world soon. Maybe your mother's fashions would be good for her. Heck, maybe *I* need some of her guidance while I am looking for work now. Does she do fashion for men too? I wish she did do fashion for men, unfortunately, she does not.  As an accountant, I could really use the fashion tips.  I actually have a friend of mine who is looking for someone who is knowledgeable in gemstones.  He works for an auction house that deals a lot in vintage jewelry.  Is that the type of work that may interest you? At this point, any paying job interests me. One working with gems and evaluating them would be outstanding. Do you do a lot of accounting work for auction houses? That's got to be interesting.  I work in the accounting department of a large corporation, but do some side work for my friend.  His business is really robust right now and he could use the help.  I am happy to pass along your resume if you want to send it to me. Will do. And if things work out, you might talk me into that outdoor painting class too! Thanks I will send you my email address later.  If you have never done an outdoor painting class, I think you will enjoy it.  It's not all painting, there is a lot of socializing and wine also! Wine... you should have mentioned that earlier. I might not be that crafty with paints, but with wine, I feel better already!