I can work from home. I design video games and I monitor social media. I have a bassett hound and a rottweiler: Bentley and Brody. My dogs are rescue dogs.
I am a trauma surgeon at a hospital. I want a maltese. My wife's name is Jill.
I saw that the rescue shelter recently got a maltese, maybe you want to check it out? Nice of you to think of me!  Thanks for letting me know, but the kind of Maltese I'm interested in is the falcon.  How are Bentley and Brody doing?  Maybe they want a new little pal? That sounds great! They're still a little nervous around others but would be good for them for sure! How's work? Work is pretty good.  A little slow lately, which is a good thing, of course.  And it gives me time to catch up on my reading and research.  How about you?  Any new games in the works? It's a good balance! Work is busy as always, coming up with some new concepts just now. Ironically, working on a zombie game set in a hospital at the moment. I humorously thought of you! Oh, the zombies aren't interested in me.  They're looking for brains... ha ha.  What's the plot, if you can tell me?  Are the zombies running the place, or in there as patients, or what? Haha! Don't do yourself down, you're well above me for brains! Loosely, a trauma surgeon accidentally unleashes a zombie plague by using the wrong anaesthetic - there's a chemical reaction and suddenly, half the hospital is infected. Oh wow!  So the hospital is actually responsible for  the plague!  Interesting.  And was I your inspiration for the idiot trauma surgeon, or do I flatter myself? Haha! No, it's based on your old boss - that idiot who treated everyone badly. He meets a sticky end! There is another heroic trauma surgeon leading the survivors though, who is trying to get back to their wife, also called Jill. Ahh!  So does that mean that I only get back to my sweetie if the person playing the game does well?  Thank you for getting vengeance for me against old Dr. Lambert.  He really was a jerk.  Glad he's gone, that's for sure.  You're smart to work for yourself. There's gotta be a bit of a dopamine loop to the game, hah! No problem - I'm just sad he made you sad, hope you can enjoy the revenge! Yeah, being my own boss is one of the best decisions I've ever made. Even when things are quiet, moderating social media keeps the bills paid, so it helps. I've always wonderedif moderating social media would be fun and interesting, or just really, really depressing.  Not sure I could handle it, but I'm sure appreciative of people who do.