I had a lame childhood. I was abandoned by my father. I was ignored by my stepfather. My mother works as a housekeeper. My last name is not Italian. I am 16 years old. I do not have friends.
I am a truck driver. I have a wife and 12-year-old twins. I like to go camping on the weekends. I can shoot hoops.
How are your wife and twins doing? They're good! We went camping this weekend.  It was so fun.  What did you do this weekend? I didn't do much this weekend, just played some games. Did you guys have a good time on your trip? It wasn't too cold? Surprisingly, the snowstorm didn't hit us here, so we were able to actually stay the night outdoors.  What kind of games did you play? Video games, I like to play all kinds. I've never been camping. My stepfather or dad sure hasn't ever taken me. I'm just an unwanted mouth to feed to my stepfather. What do you and your family do when camping? Oh, that's horrible! When we were camping we made a campfire, and made smores.  By any chance, do you like basketball? I watch it on tv sometimes. I am not much into the sports scene. The players at my school can be real jerks. I bet you're pretty good, huh? Yea, me and my family love basketball.  So much fun.  Do you wanna play a game with my kids sometime? That would be fun. I really don't have many friends so I would like to hang out with people close to my age sometimes. It gets awfully lonely at home. I'm sure it does.  Hopefully we can arrange a day to get you three on the basketball court. I don't know too much about it so they will have to teach me the rules. But, I can learn! I have played some in gym and I think I was pretty good.  Oh yea, we can totally teach you the rules!  If you like it, we can have you three on the court more often!