I am a footballer. I am in the NFL for a second year. I own cars. I don't have any dogs. I eat when I'm bored. I like potato chips. My favorite type of chips are salt and vinegar or paprika. I like lamb and mint crisps.
I am an accountant. I do not enjoy my work.  I have two dogs. I love potatoes. I am interested in buying a potato farm. I am leasing a car. I want to stand out.
I saw chocolate flavored potato chips the other day, maybe you can make something like that! Hahaha did you get to try them at all? That is a big step up from farming! Yes, they were not bad at all!  I always say you've got to be daring! You know, if you did buy a potato farm, you could seriously think of staring a potato crisp manufacturing business as well - I would be willing to invest in it! Alright, see, that would make the difference. If I had your name on it, that would legitimize a manufacturing plant! Potato-man applying for a loan for a factory does not look as good as NFL star investing in one! I will try them. Are there any other varieties you would suggest? Great! Yes I think we could be creative and come up with new flavours, I've always wondered for example why they don't have Yorkshire sauce, angus stake, or ham an pickle.. I think they'd be great! They very might regionally, you haven't seen them on your travels? It feels like Lay's makes everything... but we will make everything BETTER! I have come across many, but yes, ours will be better! I'm already excited about this! Have you seen any potential potato farms yet for sale?  I haven't seen anything specifically geared to potato farming, might just be better to purchase land and prepare it. We would need manufacturing space as well anyway. So if we buy a big enough plot it will all fit there! Yes I completely agree, we can design the farm and production area to suit our needs! Which part of the country do you think would be best? Idaho is the potato capital! Though maybe near where you play might be good. It would engage your team and community! I don't mind, I travel a lot anyway and you're the one who'll be managing it on the ground, so wherever you think is best. I'm sure I'll get the team to come and visit wherever it is and we could use that to promote the farm and brand. That would be crazy... I don't mean to be pushy, but maybe plant those seeds in the owner's head? It's excellent publicity for all of us. We can work up a donation program as well!