My name is Linda. I was a circus clown for a year and a half. I am a paperwork monkey. I starred in a reality TV show. I like surfing. I live about 10 miles from the Pacific Ocean. I love the beach. I listen to country music.
I have a sister named Linda. I like the ocean. I have a small three person business. I can't work with my family.
How is the success of your business going lately? As long as I am not working with my family, I am happy. Makes sense, Linda's can be a handful, LOL. So you're getting along with your coworkers then? Tell me all the drama, I live for it!  Lol that was so funny about the Linda's being that you are named Linda. I love people who can poke fun at themselves. As far as my coworkers, they couldn't be more boring if they were a peanut butter sandwich. Not even with jelly?! Wow that is boring indeed. Sounds like you need to bring in someone new to mix things up. Efficiency is overrated, entertainment is what the soul truly yearns for!  Yes I need an office mascot. A rooster or a an otter would be cute.\ Yes I cast my vote for the otter! I saw some at the aquarium last month and they are the cutest! They were sliding down things and doing somersaults and my heart was so happy Can you imagine? The clients would be over the moon if they got to the office and saw such a sight? I cannot even breathe laughing right now. You would bring in all the business, omg. Otters are the marketing strategy of the future. You could make tiny otter t-shirts with your company name and logo on them, it would be the most adorable thing. Genius! I really love the idea. I think I need you on my marketing team. You and me together would be the dream team of marketing. The dream team! What I lack in budgeting skill I make up for in crazy ideas, what could possibly go wrong!  Lol I love it! You're awesome! I think we need to keep this thing going I wish my coworkers had your ideas.