I love tofu.  I am not married. I do not own a house.  I invests in growth funds.
I hate tofu.  We own our own house. My wife stays home. I own a Prius.  I work at a personal injury law firm. I invests in stocks. I also gambles on sports.I like to bet on baseball. I am good at noticing patterns and risk analysis which is something I learnt from working at the law firm.
I have made some new investments. That is cool, what kind of investments? Growth funds mainly. Low risk. I am not interested in taking a lot of chances and I don't want to lose money. Thinking about trying to buy a house this year or next, so just working towards that. That is great you have been able to save money this year. What are you the most excited for about owning a home? Just the sense of ownership. The feeling that I have a spot on the earth that belongs to me, you know? After a lifetime of renting, I want to put money towards something and have something to show for it. Paying rent is like throwing it down a drain. Yeah, it is really nice to have a place to settle down, especially if you decide to start a family. Agreed. Not sure when that's gonna happen for me, but I know it will eventually. Speaking of which, how's your wife? She doing well? Yeah, she is doing well! She really likes staying home. We don't have kids yet, but I am really liking being married. She's awesome! That's great, you guys are so perfect for one another. I love seeing you together because it reminds me it's possible to find someone you love and stay with them for the long-term. Sometimes it's hard to believe that's possible. But you give me hope! Wow, that is a really kind thing to say! I will have to tell her that, it will make her day. It's definitely not fun dating but worth it when you find a good partner. Exactly! Yeah, dating to me feels like one job interview after another. Both people being on their best behavior, but not really being themselves at all. Feeling awkward, trying not to get good on their clothes, not to pass gas ... so much pressure! Yes, it is a lot of pressure hah!