I work as a lumberjack. I like to go to bars. I eat lots of pancakes and syrup.
My grandparents are alive. I practice karate.
When did you start practicing Karate? I started when I was 6 years old, my grandfather taught me. Started pretty early then. Is your grandpa a master himself? I wouldn't quite call him a master but he also has been practicing since he was very young. Have you ever done karate? No, I haven't really trained how to fight. I'm pretty handy with an axe though. Well that is a good skill to have sometimes in karate we do moves similar to that of swinging an ax. Real life excersizes are often very  much like what I learn. You may be doing some moves without even knowing it by swinging the ax aall the time, lol.  Maybe I'm a blackbelt and just don't know it then, rofl. You ever go to any karate tournaments or anything? Once when I was little but the nerves really got me and I didnt feel I was enjoying it anymore. I do teach some classes sometimes though and that is my way of showing and sharing my skills.  Still sounds enjoyable. I imagine it's not like the movies where people mostly learn it just to win big tournaments or get in street fights. Thats right it is not like the movies make it out to be, not all of it at least. There is always the one in the class acting like the karate kid though,lol. I'm sure everyone comes into class wanting to learn the crane kick. Lot of new hires think we still do most of our wood cutting with hand axes and band saws too. That is a great comparison, I would name those two saws on my first days with you as well I am sure. I guess that is one of the perks of becoming an expert in something, we can show off a little bit. 