I like jalapeno jelly honey. I would like to live at the beach. I would like a pet monkey.
I listen to folk metal. I eat tacos. I own a cat. I bring my cat to the beach every Saturday. My cat's name is noodle. My cat does not need a leash. I talk to my cat in my sleep. I want a pet lemur.
I tried to buy a monkey at the pet store but the worker there just laughed at me... Sorry to hear that. Are monkeys allowed as pets where you live? Yes monkeys are definitely allowed as pets here. But, I guess its weird that someone would keep a monkey as a pet?  Yeah, maybe. They're definitely not the most traditional pet. What's your favorite type of monkey? Right, they're definitely not traditional. I like all monkeys. I believe they're all very cute. Anyway, so tell me, how has your cat noodle been? Does it still not require a leash?  Nope, no leash, it's pretty great! Do you plan to move closer to the beach or are you close enough already? I hopefully plan to move closer to the beach soon. I really want to live near the beach.  That sounds great. What beach do you want to move close to? I want to move closer to any beach to be very honest. I would love to live by the Santa Monica pier. Do you like beaches?  That sounds like a great idea, hope you can end up doing that! I do like beaches, they're very peaceful. 