I am named Bert. I wear flip flops all year.  I do not get cold feet in the winter. I have a best friend from Tanzania visiting me next week. I have freckles on my nose. I have a boyfriend. I love to laugh.
I am named Sam. I am going bald. I have met JImmy Fallon. I like to play piano. I do not like flowers. I make my own clothes.
I am interested in the clothes you made. oh, really??? Where did you see them? I saw them on Instagram, do you ever sell them? oh, I've made some for my friends like per request but it's not something I do for a living. but I can make one for you if you like! :) when 's your birthday? My Birthday is in 2 months on April 3rd. If you could make me shorts that would be awesome!  sure!! what kind of shorts do you like? like plz specify so I can have a better idea of what you're looking for I like denim shorts, I think they look good in flip flops. Do you think they would look good on me? awesome. I haven't met you in person but based on photos of you I would say yes, cause you have long legs and denim shorts would look great on them. any type of particular design you have in mind that want me to do on it or do you want to leave it to myself? :) I think you have good taste in fashion. I'll leave the fashion decisions up to you haha. What designs do you think would look good? hahah, I'm flattered. like  I think I'm gonna go with an abstract one cause I'm obsessed with them. and I'm gonna do something exotic like both on the front and the back! what do you think? or you can send me  a photo of one of your favourite flip flops so I can match them. Ooh, something abstract on the front and back sounds coooool! I'll send you some of my favorite flip flops when I get back home. I'm so excited for my birthday now!! lol ROFL, you could wear them in your birthday party :)) and advertise for me. maybe I can get rid of my stupid job and doing this for a living. That would be awesome man!