I have red curly hair. I am a hippie. I can't cook.  I like to eat out. I drive a blue van. I don't have enough money to pay for my van repairs. I have an interest in tattoos. I have 2 tattoos. I want to get another tattoo. I am undecided between two tattoo ideas: mandala or a tree of life.
I can cook. I have plenty of food. I have a gluten allergy. I am disabled. I cannot walk or drive. I have no tattoos. I live in an apartment. I have some knowledge about cars.
Hey thanks for letting me stay at your apartment. What kind of chores do you need help with? No Problem! I just need help carrying the groceries inside when they get delivered, is that ok with you? That shouldn't be a problem, it's the least I can do. Is there anything else you need help with? Actually, now that I think of it, since you have a car would you mind driving me to the laundromat? Or is your car still having those issues? It's drivable I just don't have the money if anything goes wrong. I don't have one of those wheelchair lifts though so are you going to be able to get in? True, I didn't think of that. I usually have a service come and pick up my laundry so I can just do that instead! Want to help me cook dinner tomorrow night?  I can try but you probably don't want me to. I'm a disaster in the kitchen, all I'm really good for is picking up the food and setting up the table. I can help with cleanup at least. Hahah! Of course I want you to help! I can help you learn, plus it will be nice to have the company! What should we make, any suggestions? I'm not exactly vegan but I tend to prefer to vegetarian type meals. I don't like to eat meat or animal products unless I know it's cruelty free. That works for me! We can make a nice salad. What's your favorite kind? I really don't want to impose too much further. I'm fine with whatever you decide on. After all I once ate a "salad" that was little more than just tree leaves back at the commune but I can't really recommend that one. LOL! How funny. I can't believe you were out living in the wilderness with strangers for as long as you were! You're much more adventurous than me. Any crazy stories?