My dad owned guns. My father was not a police officer. My dad does not have a lot of money. I was a good basketball player. I am a musician. My favorite holidays are Halloween and Christmas.
I own guns. I am a police officer. I believe real men drive Ford trucks. I hate the holidays.
I started writing a new song! Oh that's great, what instrument do you play?  I always wanted to play guitar. I play piano. Who is your favorite guitarist? I really like Van Halen. He can shred.  Have you ever fired a gun? My dad had a lot of guns but I never really liked them. In fact I wished he had sold them because he could've really used the money. I own a lot of guns, I use them for work, I'm a police officer.  What kind of guns did he have?  Some are worth a lot of money. Yeah I know, I don't remember the exact models but he wasn't a police officer. Do you like being a police officer. I do sometimes.  But right now it's not a good job.  I want to make a difference but not everyone thinks that way. It seems that way. I'm glad you are one of the good ones. Are you in the market for a new truck? I just bought one a brand new Ford F-150. What kind of car do you have? I drive a Mazda 3. Its a really good commuter car. Gets me to work, got me to basketball practice back in the day. Did you play any sports? I don't, I'm not any good.  You know what else isn't any good? The holidays. Hate em.