I don't have a girlfriend. I love meat. I recently started working online. I sell homemade candles.
I own a horse. I have seven girlfriends. I am from Argentina. I enjoy eating beef. My horse is called 'Rosebud'. I like to wear cowboy boots. I would like to buy 12 candles.
The festival i went to was really enjoyable. Oh hi, fantastic news, did you meet any nice ladies?  Actually, yes. Apparently the secret to meeting women is to wait for them to get drunk. Is that how you got your seven girlfriends? My friend, my girlfriends, or as i call them 'my lovers', they all came to me in many separate, beautiful incidences. Usually i will be riding Rosebud, they will approach me on the mountain side. Women they love a man with a horse. Sadly, I live in a large city. There's not much of an opportunity to ride horses here. People frown on riding horses down the highway. Doesn't it get exhausting when you have so many lovers? Well, a motorbike is like the horse of the city my friend. I sustain my energy for my many lovers by eating nothing but the finest Argentinian fillet steaks.  That's a good idea. I might just have to get myself a Harley Davidson. Plus, I won't have to worry about basic hygiene, since most bikers like to be greasy and dirty! Aren't you worried about heart problems from eating so much steak? I am not so worried, my grandfather ate the same and he lived to be 107, for a short while he was the oldest man in Argentina. I am more worried about heart problems from my many lovers.  Wow, that's amazing! I can imagine that all of your romantic encounters must be a great cardio workout. Do they all know about each other? Yes they are all very good friends and 2 are sisters.  The best workout i have is galloping across the mountain range on my stallion Rosebud. You are an amazing man, my friend. It's very difficult to get sisters to share. I tried that once, and only ended up single. So why did you name your horse Rosebud? When he brought him he was only small, the lady i brought him from had a younger daughter, and she had named him Rosebud so i kept the name. Do you still sell candles? I would like to buy 12, 1 for every women i love. 