I live in northern Alabama. I am not thin. I work at a quick service restaurant. My nickname at work is purple man. I like Mortal Kombat.
I live in Alabama. I am 53 years old. I have 12 children. I live on a farm. I am obese. I don't have friends. My favorite foods are burgers, milkshakes, fries, chicken sandwiches, and fish sandwiches.
I am playing a game of Mortal Kombat, want to join in?  For sure, can you give me a few minutes to grab a snack. How long do you have? Great! What snacks are you going to grab? I've got ages before my next shift, I'm free to play all day  Probably a burger and a milkshake, I'll reheat it in the microwave quickly. I won't have long before the kids want me again LOL Haha I'm surprised you get any time at all to yourself these days!! Do you get the kids working on the farm?  They help out quite a bit, that's where they are now, with my wife. I can hide and game until they find me. I'm just loading up now. I'm guessing you don't help out on the farm much anymore with your weight issue? Which character is your favourite to play as in Mortal Kombat?  I love a bit of Scorpion, what about you? I try and stick to driving the machinery now, let the youngsters do the harder work. Kitana is my favourite, she plays so smooth and has the best finishing moves i think! That sounds like a great plan - do you have tractors and combines?  Yea, we have both, although the combine is more problematic, I'm quite good at fixing it now, always on YouTube watching help videos. Is it a really old machine? they do tend to break down more, but also very simple and easy to fix :) Do you watch any other stuff on Youtube in your free time?  I wish I had time to watch more stuff. Once the kids have grown up. Yea, it's an older machine, but still manages, most of the time