I am from San Francisco.
I live in a house on a pig farm. I would like to live in a city. I do not like animals. I am allergic to farm animals. I am a vegetarian.
The beer has gotten cold and it is time to come over and have a drink together Sounds good. I am on my way. What should I wear? Tshirt and jeans is how I'm rolling, so feel free to wear the same.  Do you think you can pick up some more ice on the way over?  I am planning a long evening and want to make sure the beer and drinks stay cold. I was hoping for something a little more... provocative? But yes no problem I can grab ice on the way. I am just getting ready now. I can't wait! Well in that case, wear that little red number you were wearing the first time we met!  I was planning on ordering some food too.  There is a new place by me that has just opened and they have a good selection of vegetarian dishes. Ohh that I can do. Yes please! I am starving! Thank you that is very considerate of you. Let me pick up the food on the way as well. Maybe I will drop by the store and get some whipped cream and strawberries as well.  Bingo, you read my mind on the "extras" that we will need for later.  If you can pick up the food, that would be great.  The menu has a mexican influence and i wanted to try the vegan tacos and the vegetable fajitas.  Will that work for you? That sounds great. Do you want to place the order or should I? I am just leaving the house now. Do you have protection? I will place the order.  It will be under my pseudonym, Art Vandolay.  We are all set with everything else.  Careful on the way over, I hear that there are lots of cops out and a few speed traps on the freeway. Art Vandolay, ofcourse! I hope they don't treat it as a prank call! Okay, I will. You are so sweet. I have missed you.  Wow, I didn't think of that, I hope they take it serious too!  I'm sure they will, most places ask for a number so that they can verify if they think it is a prank.  I can't wait to see you.  I'll leave the door open, so just come right in. Perfect. I am just leaving my house now. I showered so hopefully I got all the farm smell off me. Sorry, that's not sexy haha. 