I don't care for sports. I practice archery. I work in an office.
I like basketball. I am a car salesman. I sell Ferraris. I own a bunch of cars.
What kind of cars do you own? Mostly vintage high end sport cars. I buy and sell them. I just bought a couple of deLoreans yesterday. If I could go back in time, I would  convince the company to continue making  those cars. What would youu do  if you could  A deLorean, amazing! Maybe you really can go back in time in that one, haha. If I could, I'd join Robin Hood's band of Merry Men and really get to use my archery skills. Would you steal from the rich to give to the poor? That sounds like it would be a very exciting job, if you could call it a job! Absolutely, distribute the wealth! It's definitely better than sitting in this boring office all day.  I think I would rather work in an office than selling cars. It can be so stressful dealing with car traders, everyone wants a good deal. What kind of office work do you do? That can be stressful, I don't think I could handle that constant haggling. Oh, I just do HR, which can get exciting sometimes, but I mostly just play solitaire. Have you played any ball lately? Somedays I would kill to play a bit of Solitaire. I  unfortunately haven't had time to play much recently, perhaps that would be a good idea though, to help me destress. What kinds of things do you do to destress? Yes, we have to decompress or it becomes way too overwhelming, especially with a job like yours. Mostly I play games on my phone, but the best thing is when I get to practice my archery on the weekends with some buddies. I suppose driving those cars of your could be pretty relaxing! Driving the cars is honestly what keeps me in this job. What other opportunities could I have to drive a different luxury car every day! Archery sounds fun. Maybe I could try it. Do you have any recommendations?  That's good motivation, plus you'll get to retire one day. There a great local place that I go to. I'm heading there on Saturday if you want to come along. They also have an ax throwing area. Hitting things with sharp objects seems to be a great stress release for lots of people. Thanks for the invitation. That sounds great. How could I possibly turn down throwing axes at things. Then I can treat us to lunch.