I have a long-term job that I have been working for 15 years. I do not have pets. I am married. I have two boys. I make music. I can whistle.
I live in an apartment. I don't have a job. I want a job. I have two dogs, one bird, and one turtle. I enjoy magic the gathering, it is a card game. I just learnt how to whistle from last time we spoke.
I think I may have found a new job for you. No way! What is it? So I know how you have all of those pets and how you do so well with dogs.  I saw and ad looking for someone to work with the dogs at the local animal shelter.  Does that sound interesting to you? That would be awesome!!!! I love dogs so working with them would be amazing. Is it close to your work? Yea, it's about a mile down the road actually.  I'll forward you the info for the ad.  When I saw it, I thought of you immediately.  I hope it works out for you! Thanks so much! If I get it we can get lunch together on our lunch break! Maybe you could introduce me to your coworkers you're so close with? That would be awesome - we haven't been able to see each other much lately, so I really hope this works out.  Yea we can all go get lunch at this great sandwich shop that's nearby.   Sounds good to me! Hopefully they like me! Maybe I can show them how to play that card game I love. What do you think? Ehh.  Let's take it one step at a time.  First, get your resume in order to apply for that job.  Second, let's all just have a casual lunch.  That card game isn't my favorite thing in the world, but maybe one of my coworkers will be more interested than I am, haha.  Do you need any help with your resume? I can proofread it if you want. Ok fine you're right, don't wan't to overwhelm them! That's a good point.. I should update that. The last job I applied for was for a secretary job, so I don't have much references to my experience with dogs! Should I include pics? No, don't include pictures.  You want the resume to be professional, and then you can tell them about all of your experience with animals at the interview.  I can help you with the resume tomorrow night after work if you're free. Wow you're the best! I really hope this works out! I'm free tomorrow! I'll buy you dinner for helping me, what are you in the mood for?