I live in Indiana. My dad lives and works in China. My father is a banker. I do not understand banking. I love music. My favorite song is Kingdom Come by Coldly. I ran track in school. I have a dog.
I live in Alabama. My mom is a checker at the grocery store. I love music. I do not like the song Sweet home Alabama. I do not run for exercise. I have a phobia of the Easter Bunny. I hallucinated the Easter Bunny.
I found a new favorite song! OK. As long as it's not Sweet Home Alabama, I'll amuse you. Well, I guess I'll have to find a new favorite song then. What have you and the Easter Bunny been up to? That was seriously your favorite song? How disappointing. It's just a stupid song about my home state and people who listen to it are stupid and probably vote for the Democrats. .... why would you ask about the Easter Bunny? You know he hunts me. Hippity-hoppity horror every damn day. Are you in cahoots? Oh wow. I just kind of like the tune, I didn't know what it was about. And no, not in cahoots... unless he wants to give me some Easter candy? (joking, joking) Find better taste in music. And while you're at it *squints eyes menacingly* maybe you should find better friends than the Easter Bunny. He's from one of the bluer states. That's why he's giving out all the candy to freeloaders. He's trying to stop me from expressing myself and taking away my first amendments. Oh.... oh. Okay. Good point. How is your mom? I bet work has been busy before the Super Bowl. My mother is fine. She maintains her career as a checker at the grocery. How are your people, all good? And where did you say you were from? Mary-land? New York? Cal-ee-forn-ee-a? How can I be sure I trust you? Are you a Democrat? Glad your mom is fine. And I am in Indiana, the great Midwest. We've been pretty blood red for a while now. That's where our VP-for-life came from (or should have been VP for life! haha! know what I mean? I man Ca-ma-la? please!). Indiana's good people.  We're pretty hardworking and keep to ourselves. Remember that fly on his head? Man, did people go crazy about it! That fly on whose head? What are you talking about? On my head? On your dog's? Your daddy's? What? Who?