I have people who help me clean. My wife is miss usa. I love my wife. I have kids. I prefer chocolate cake over cheese cake. I am wealthy. I celebrate Christmas.
I wear contacts. I make jokes. I like cake. I bake cakes. I do not like carrot cake. I cannot afford to dye my hair. I have a wife. I have a PS4. I want a PS5. I don't exercise. I'm old. I have insurance.
Did you ever get laser correction surgery like we talked? No, I did not. My insurance doesn't cover it, and I can't afford it on my own. Oh man, that is a bummer! I suppose if hair dye is out of the question, eye surgery would be too.  Have you done any baking recently? I have! I baked these delicious cupcakes for my wife's birthday. I know you prefer chocolate cake over cheesecake, but what is your favorite kind of dessert? Well if we are just talking dessert in general, I cannot pass up a key lime pie.  Strawberry is probably next on the list.   Key Lime Pie is delicious! Do you or your wife ever make it yourselves? I've tried on several occasions with no success. But my wife can pretty much make anything.  All this talk of dessert is getting me in the mood for some pie.  If you had to choose pie or cake, what would you go with? I would definitely go with cakes! Except for carrot cake, of course. I wish cake were healthier so I could eat it all the time. See that's where we are different.  I like a good cake, but I would have to go pie every time.   What is it that you like about pie? It just make a great dessert. They are sweet, never dry, and great with coffee.  What about cake do you like so much? I like all the different flavors and additions you can add to cake, like frosting, chocolate shavings, and fruit. And when done right, it's so moist and delicious!