Dreaming is my only hobby. I have never been to the West Coast. I am single. I was once on the local news, and not for anything illegal. I have been to Canada twice.
I am obsessed with horse racing. I have not dated since high school. I have never been to Canada. I have a sister in law.
I just met this really nice girl and I think we're a perfect match for each other. Well good for you. I have not met anyone worth my time since I was in high school - 20 years ago. The only reasonable woman I've met is my sister-in-law! I don't think that's a safe direction to be barking in. In 20 years you haven't met a single woman you enjoyed being around?  I'm over the moon I'm feeling so happy, she might really be the one! You're one of those wishy-washy kids, aren't you? Always got their head in the air, or in their phone. Boring. You should get a job and start building a future. This is nonsense. I've told you that I am a big dreamer.  Are you a jaded and cynical individual?  You sure sound like it.  Don't you ever go out and have fun or are you always so grumpy? Where would I go? I go to the horse track three times a week. That's all the excitement a man really needs in his life. I mean, where else is there? Canada? HA! No cannucks for this guy. Does she have money? Will she give you good children? Those are the important factors. So what you are saying is you have a gambling addiction at the track.  Is that why a woman having money is important to you so you can spend it?  Do you even work or did you just decide to lecture me on it instead?  Canada is a lovely country, I'll gladly go again, its your loss!  I'll be happy with someone that I enjoy being with and you'll just be there with your grumpy old men betting on horses. I'm sorry. What? I did not allow you to speak to me like that.  You give off bad vibes.  I get the impression you spend your nights alone drinking. Only the best, my boy. Only the best touch these lips. High quality brandy, or whiskey. The kind of drink that fuels a man souls, creates literature and poetry, drives men insane and into the arms of the future. When you drink, you should drink for reason - I drink mine in honor of mankind's greatest achievements. You assume that I'm a boy.  You drink because you've got nothing better to do with yourself.  I feel bad for you. Don't feel bad, young man! Feel great! I'm two cups in, and it's time to write the great American novel. Like Tolstoy did or, uh... Hemingway I mean. Kerouac? He went out West. Didn't you go out West, or did you not? I'm sorry. I got a little lost. What did you ask?