I am not very fond of the holidays.  I don't have any children or close family. I have been divorced three times.  I have a Ford truck.  I do not golf.  I am a cop.  I have a collection of guns. I like going to the gun range. I like red and green.
I am not very fond of the holidays. I don't have any children or close family.  I have a gun club. I go to the gun range. I am the manager of a gun club. I have pink guns.  I am also a literature professor at the local college. 
 How are classes going? Classes are going well, thanks.  Have you been to the gun range lately? No, sadly not. I really need to clean my guns off and head down there. Have you been lately? Yes, I went just this morning.  My gun club had a meeting there.   How was it? I haven't been to gun club in way too long, aswell. Honestly, I didn't enjoy it very much today.  A few of the members brought their children, as it was the weekend, and we spent most of the time worrying about what they were going to do.   Oh that sucks, I'm sorry. Not the best place for free babysitting! No, definitely not!  It made me very nervous!   I can only imagine. I'll have to make sure there isn't a kindergarten group the next time I head to the range, lol Hahaha... yes for sure!  I suppose it would be sort of a good idea to have a younger group to teach kids gun safety.  It would be great for someone else to do!  hah Someone else would be perfect for that... totally agree with you there! I have no patience for children anyway, never mind around guns. My anxiety is sky high just thinking about it Mine also.  I used to teach high school students before I became a college professor and even that was nerve wrecking for me.  