I am turning 29 soon. I am going to the beach this spring break. My mom bought me a new car. I call my car Christine. There's still a good amount of time left of my Spring Break. I'm not too disappointed about it. I've never been hunting.
I am 97. I am a vegan. I am going to hunt animals and eat them this spring break. I change between being vegan and not second to second. I don't like talking. I have a car. My mom bought me it long time ago. This is the red Beetle.  I call it ''tomato''. I've been to the beach in 48 years. I get most of my vitamin D from pills now. Most of what I do is take pills. I don't know what any of them do, but I figure if I stop taking them I'll melt or something, so I take them all. I have a nurse. It takes her about 40 minutes to organize the pills each morning. I mostly like being alone. My nurse isn't very warm.
Oh, it is so childlish, but I can't wait for Easter in order to wear my new dress That's not childish!  Even at 97 I still like to dress up and look pretty!   That's so awesome! It makes me less scared about getting older! Just always try to enjoy every minute of your life!  That's what I try to tell my nurse too. She's such a cranky girl. Haha is her attitude still bad? Is there any way you can get a new one? Nah, I'll just whip her into her shape like I did my 4 husbands! Wow! What happened, did you scare them away haha? No, they all passed away after long happy marriages.  I play for keeps! haha.  Makes my current boyfriend a little hervous though! Good lord, you just won't quit! I'm impressed! What's this beau like? Well, he's kinda shy.  And he's only 86. My sister keeps telling me I'm a cradle robber, but I like em young! Haha a regular spring chicken! How old is your sister, and how did you meet this guy? She's 98. She thinks because she's a year older she always knows best.   I met him the last time I went hunting.  He was lost in the woods.