I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot.  My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes.
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor.
Hello. I just got back from a hike. Now I'm going to drink a sprite. Sounds good. All you need a pizza! I eat pizza at least weekly. Mmm I could use a pizza too. I'm a vegetarian though.. Veggie pizza as good! While watching football. Yeah I think so too. Can I bring my pet parrot tasha to watch? Of course! My mom loves parrots. She's a nurse. That's cool. My parrot has red feathers like my hair colour. Wish I had red hair. I'm a blond therapist. My clients think I'm ditsy, at first.. I'm sure you stent. They shouldn't be so quick to judge.. Right! Does your parrot talk? Oops. Auto correct. I meant aren't. Yes my parrot says yaarrrhhhh matey. Does he rob people of their bullion and wear an eye patch? I've taught him how to rob people so I can get money and never get caught. I bet he's a formidable swordsman, to boot.