I am an inventor. I built a transporter machine. I want to build a time machine. I can teleport without a machine.
I have a secure connection to the internet. I enjoy action movies. I like to go running. I am gullible. I do programming for work.
I had a good session with my therapist! I have to come clean with you about some things. I am happy you are getting some help.  Please tell me whatever you want to get off your chest. I'm not actually a "jumper" or someone with a teleport machine. Due to things I've gone through in the past, sometimes I disassociate or imagine myself somewhere else and it can feel real. My parents always said it was a superpower, but my therapist pointed out that that was maybe to make me feel better and a temporary fix. Anyway, you mentioned teleporting to Alaska? Is that were you live, or what is so special to you about Alaska? So you aren't able to teleport?  I was sort of hoping you could send me off to Alaska.  I meant to mention it last time, but that is where I am going in two weeks for a week long vacation! Maybe someday! I'll keep working on a teleport machine. For now, you'll have to get there with more traditional means. So, airplane it is? Have you ever been on a flight before. I have been on it a couple times.  My mother said it was powered by pixie dust and I believed her for the longest time!  I am not too scared to go this time.  Have you invented any flying things? Squirrels! When I was a kid bouncing on a trampoline, a squirrel jumped down from the tree it was on and landed on the trampoline. Due to my super energetic jumping, he flew for a moment! I guess that's not really an "invention" though. Do you ever invent things with your programming experience? LOL!  You had me going there for a minute.  I could just see that sucker flying in my mind.  "Hey Bullwinkle, where's Rocky...."  LOL  Good one!  I am really good at coding and automating systems, but I haven't really made my own thing. I see. I forgot about Rocky and Bullwinkle. That used to be my favorite cartoon. I even watched the live action movies. Thanks for the throwback! I think you just teleported me to my childhood bedroom. I appreciate the free ride down memory lane! I wish I could pay you back with a free plane ticket. It's ok!  You gave me the biggest laugh today so I think we are even!  Not to say a free plane ticket wouldn't be nice, but you might just set me on a trampoline and send me flying too! That I can do! I'm not sure the squirrel would recommend that method of transportation though, but as long as you sign some liability paperwork before hand, I am good to go! Wheeee!  I'm just being so silly now.  Who needs a therapist when we can keep each other so happy?