I was born in the milky way. I migrated to earth.  am from a different planet that is part of the Milky Way, but it is hard to find. My family lives on planet x. I have two moms. I have Grey hair. I eat jello three or four times a day. I came to earth because the Jello overlords asked me for help with the Bill Cosby case. I do PR work for aliens. I love living on Earth. I have never been to Saturn because I think it is a tourist trap. I buy instant pistachio pudding. I like pistachio flavored desserts. I like the consistency of pudding more than Jello. I think pudding has more flavor. I make whipped cream from scratch. I recently learned to make jello pudding pie and it is now my favorite dessert. I don't see the point of making crust from scratch when premade crust is available.
Jello is one of my favorite foods. I have two moms. I love rock music. I have blonde hair. My mom is a nurse. My mom has blonde hair. I have multiple moms that enjoy eating jello. I love jello. I would like to visit a planet where jello is ate a lot. I think Earth is my favorite planet, though I like the way Saturn looks from a distance. I did not know anything existed on Saturn. I like pudding more than Jello, because it's creamy and succulent. I don't like whipped cream very much. I would like to try a jello pudding pie made out of chocolate pudding and strawberry jello. I recommend chocolate graham cracker crust.
I got a stomach ache from eating too much pudding and jello! How did your mom used to take care of your stomach aches when you were little? Peptobismal is amazing! You should try it; it takes the stomach ache away entirely. Activated Charcoal is another amazing medicine that really helps with stomach aches. My mom's a nurse so she knows a lot about this stuff. Did you try anything to help it? It eventually went away on it's own, but I will make a note of the items you provided.  I don't know why the Jello overlords didn't give me a solution or warn me.  Then again, our work did get Cosby freed so maybe they were celebrating? They may be celebrating but Cosby was guilty of three counts of aggravated indecent assault. He's not a good person who should be free. That's my opinion though. I would not be celebrating.  A job is a job I guess. I try not to put my personal thoughts into the matter or who knows what they will have done to me.  I guess I'm a little like a lawyer who really has to push those things to the side. I guess that makes sense. Is that hard for you? What will you do now that Cosby is freed and back in society? It can be hard for me.  It is even harder because my job may require me to make very bad people look very good. Right now I am being tasked with slowly getting his name associated with something not so negative. We have already started doing some clean-up of his image through YouTube channels (but I can't tell you which ones). Hopefully it works for you. I cannot support you as the courts found that Cosby assaulted women but a job is a job I guess. Do you think it is working? Everyone I know hates Cosby because of the harm he has caused for so many women. I hate being the messenger sometimes!  What I am most worried about is they will ask me to attack his victims.  They didn't try that before because they only reached out to me after the trial had begun. I think the best case scenario for Cosby and the overlords is something like Louis CK, but Cosby is so old I don't see that tour happening. Who is Louis CK? I've never heard of them. Hopefully they won't make you attack the victims. That would be awful and super unprofessional.  Sadly, the aliens don't have a concept of professionalism.  They simply want their needs fulfilled.  As for Louis CK, he is a comedian who had been accused of exposing himself.  He sort of disappeared for awhile and then has come back with new comedy specials. Did he actually expose himself though? I would probably quit your job. I could never work against my morals and ethics. I guess it's nice that you get a lot of jello. 