I have a masters degree. I have just graduated. I have a masters degree in Womens studies. I work as a bartender. My mom works at fedex. My friend got sacked from fedex. I live on a houseboat.
I am looking to apply to college. I have dogs.
How do you do? Hello, I am doing good, looking at colleges to apply to. I just graduated! Got my masters in something that will never make me any money. Oh no, what is that? Womens studies. Now ill be a bartender for life because I chose a worthless study. At least bartending pays well, right? Better than fedex, my mom works there. Yes, that can be a dangerous job too. Her friend craig got fired on his day off for stealing boxes. His day off! That is awful, my dogs bark at the fedex guy. Was he stealing boxes or delivering them? Might be a good thing. Delivering, I always know when he is near. See, I have issues with amazon delivering to my houseboat. A houseboat sounds fun, does it have an address?