I am a zoo keeper. I love animals. I have a raccoon and a bearded dragon for pets. I live on the west coast. I fly kites. I have two cars - both of them are Mustangs. I have a brother. He owns a grocery store here. I always go to my brother's store for food. I try to be super nice to people at restaurants. I watch movies. I have never eaten bear meat. I am an animal lover. I eat meat. I buy responsibly sourced meat products. I buy locally sourced bear meat. My brother has a store. I work at the zoo.  I like to work on cars, particularly Mustangs.
I love eating animals. I live in Alaska. I don't own a car. I run to get from place to place. I don't go to the grocery store. I hunt and forage for my food. I am not that good at hunting or foraging. I am a programmer. I am not athletic. I like to go hunting. I have experience hunting moose and deer. I want to hunt bear. I am not an experienced hunter. I have eaten bear meat. I make deer and bison jerky. I have trust issues with delivery personals. I am short tempered. I want to be self-sufficient. I am ashamed about my anger management problems. I'm in anger management.
One of the bears got loose at the zoo today! That's CRAZY! Are you okay? I'm fine, and I don't think anyone got hurt...but there's probably a zookeeper or two who's out of a job! Oh for sure. How does a bear even get loose? Apparently it only takes one guy to be lazy and leave the door unlocked...he was going to grab his walkie talkie bc he left it behind, but he said he got distracted with something else. If I had been there, I might have taken the bear home, lol! Oh man, he's so getting fired. Did people start screaming? Ahaha, and keep him as a pet, wow he'd be hard to hide. Of course they were screaming, they're used to seeing him in the enclosure from far away...he's bigger than people expect! And maybe I'm terrible but I could easily hide a bear...in my freezer! Bet some of the kids were either super excited or super terrified. AHA that's the first thought that crossed my mind but didn't want to sound rougeish. Oh i'm sure some kids thought he was a big toy! But it's really good that no one got hurt, can you imagine the lawsuits? And I knew we had similar brain waves about the bear! I try to stick to locally sourced meat...you can't get more local than your workplace! Imagine a big teddy bear come at you and everyone's screaming their heads off. It is super lucky that no one got hurt. Great minds think alike ;) HAH that's jokes, homegrown and fed You know all about staying local and homegrown! How is the summer foraging, find any good mushrooms? Summer's been great, I've been hunting with some friends. Gained quite a bit of weight over winter, huntings great at shedding it. How have you been?