My name is Brad.  I go to university. I am a computer science and engineering student. I am working on a masters degree. I have 1 year left. I used to be in a fraternity, from which I got kicked out. I might go back for my masters degree. I work at a pizza shop. I like football. I like the Dallas Cowboys. I do not enjoy soccer. I love playing tennis. I don't like to read.  I live with my grandparents in an apartment. I am left handed. I have worked at an internship. I am planning to go back to the same company as an intern this summer. I have connections to a law firm in Sacramento. I used to work for a small software company. I'm hoping to work for them again.
I am a pre-law student. I am a student at UCLA. I have 3 more semesters left. I plan to go to law school. I work at Burger King. I'm not interested in football. I like movies. I don't like horror movies. I like to read. My favorite author is John Grisham. I live with my sister. My sister is married. My sister's husband is from England. I am a Bruins fan. I like tailgating. I don't like to watch soccer. I like to watch tennis. I do not play tennis. I am a fan of Roger Federer. I have been to the US Open and Wimbledon. I am looking for a pre-law internship for the summer. I am in school. I want to get a good job so I can live on my own.
I just found out about another law firm here that's offering internships. This one is actually paid, believe it or not! Do you want me to put you in touch with them? Absolutely that would be awesome.  It's not only what you know that's important but who you know. Networking is harder than school I'd say. How is school going for you? It's going pretty well, but I'm ready for it to be done so I can start making some real money. I'm sick of smelling like pepperoni. Yeah, I bet. I worked at a deli for 2 weeks and quit cause I was tired of coming home smelling like ham and having meat shavings on my clothes. No shame in honest work but I'm excited to put my degree to work. Me too, I'm ready to sit at a desk for 50 hours a week but only do about 8 hours of real work and the spend the rest of time trolling people online. Haha you must a Redditor. Maybe some day businesses will actually realize the standard work day isn't at all the most productive use of company time. I don't know anyone who puts in a full uninterrupted day. I really do think I could be a quality full-time internet troll. I haven't figured out the pay scheme yet, but that's really my dream job. If you've never heard of him then google Ken M.  He's a quality online troll but isn't mean or negative. He trolls for good not evil.lol I kind of want to be a mean troll, or rather, I think that's where my talents lie. I don't want to put artificial limits on my self. I feel it wouldn't be right to stifle my natural instincts to be mean. Well I don't enjoy being mean myself but I think the internet would feel like a foreign place if there wasn't someone out there sowing anarchy.lol Precisely. If you ever run into someone on the internet who says they have a one-legged dog and they live in a bus that looks like a mushroom who wants to give you dating advice, it's probably just me. I've seen 3 legged dogs but no one-legged.  That's got to be super hard to get around.lol