My name is Mark. I am a car mechanic. Alcohol is my therapy. I am about to be a father. I am going to the hospital. My baby is about to be born. I have a hangover. I am still drunk. I will call an Uber. I have trouble staying sober. I want my baby to have a godparent. I need to go into the past to fix a few things. I've been drinking a lot. I like drinking. I have joined Alcoholics Anonymous.
I am working on a time machine. I invented a time machine. I want to try out my time machine. I have no tried the time machine yet. I'm nervous. I don't drink. Dogs are my therapy. I have a dog. I used to drink alcohol. My hobby is my job. I would love to be a godparent. I am going into the past first. I have friends who have gone to AA.
I came back from the bar early, and spent time with my baby So I guess you're off the wagon, then? Did you tell your sponsor yet? Well yes... I'm starting slow instead of cold turkey. Rushing into things might lead to some harsh consequences. I'm just trying to be there for my family. I'm glad to hear it. Keep going to AA meetings and do the steps. Of course, if you want another solution, we could try the temporal displacement device (TDD) I invented...go back in time to before you started drinking and talk yourself out of it. Haha, sounds like a great plan b. Are you planning to take your dog with you to the past? No, the device is only calibrated for humans. I'm thinking about making a trip to 1980 and putting $1000 in Microsoft stock in a trust account. If I had a godchild I could put some there for him or her, too (HINT HINT HINT) LOL. Of course you can be her godparent. I hope you'll take her on some amazing adventures in your time machine. When she's older. Only adults will be able to sign the waiver. When's the christening? Right, that would be much safer. The christening will be in a couple weeks. I think I'll make a little more progress in AA by then, and I'm pretty excited. Good. I stopped drinking years ago as you know and never looked back. I wish I could give you more support but I didn't have the same challenges. Did you ever come up with a middle name for baby? Seeing others achieve sobriety inspires me to persevere as well. My wife and I haven't decided on a middle name yet. Do you have any suggestions?  How about Lauren? Or Genevieve?