I recently moved from the UK to Texas. I'm a metal worker. I have a son. My son loves to read. I've never taken my son to Barnes and Noble. I am divorced. I am fighting my former partner for custody of my son. I am suspicious of my former partner's motives. I don't have any pets. I used to own a dog, but my ex-wife took it during the divorce. I once had a pet iguana. I fed it lettuce and other veggies. I have a brother.  As a child, my brother and I had pet hamsters that were brothers.  The hamsters fought each other and I we had to return my brother's hamster back to the pet store. I lie in Texas and know someone with a pet armadillo.
I live in Arizona. I used to live in Texas. I'm a government employee. My job forced me to move away from Texas. I skydive. Barnes and Noble is my favorite book store. I love dogs. I have a pet iguana named Drunky.  I feed him cactus leaves, mangos, and butternut squash. My Iguana Drunky has been with me over 20 years. I have a niece. I have one Iguana.  I'm not sure if getting another one is good or bad. I think having one Iguana is good.
So I just got the news that the judge has awarded me custody of my son! Wow that's great, do you think you'll finally take him to Barnes and Noble now?  Definitely. I have all kinds of plans for us. I can't wait to buy him tons of books! I'm happy for you both! Maybe he can come meet my pet iguana one day.  I bet he'd love that! How ole Drunky doing these days? He's still just chilling, enjoying heat lamps and warm rocks. What was your iguana like?  He was the same. Very mellow. I hear iguanas can be kind of feisty, but not mine.  Yeah, they're more like scaly dogs than anything, in my opinion! Do you have any pets now? Nope. My ex took the dog and I just haven't been able to bring myself to get another one. I'll see if my son wants a pet wants he gets settled in with me. That could be a nice welcoming gift to help him feel at home, I loved puppies when I was a kid. Still do, but I loved them when I was a kid too haha That's a good idea. I'm going to start looking around for a rescue puppy. Maybe I can surprise him! I'm glad I could give you the idea! I'll love to see how he reacts if you do get one. How old is your son by the way?