My name is Mark. I am a mechanic. Alcohol is my therapy. I am about to be a father.
I am working on a time machine. I invented a time machine. I don't drink. Dogs are my therapy. I used to drink alcohol. My hobby is my job.
I woke up with a massive hangover this morning and now I have to go to the hospital because my baby is about to be born. Uhhh what? that does not sound good. You better chug some gatorade and get over there as soon as possible I think I may still be a little drunk, so I have to call and Uber! This is not the way I wanted to bring a child into the world. Haha at least your child will be too young to know! So you can still win father of the year this year! How on earth do you stay sober? I really tried during her pregnancy, but clearly that did not work. Hey it is all about portion control, it is okay to indulge, just got to take it easy sometimes I wish I could at least go back to last night and make this day more special for both of them. I don't want to seem too needy but...how is the time machine going?? I know this might seem trivial in the grand scheme of things, but I could really use it right now. I mean, in my mind it is ready to roll, but ya know, it is probably pretty risky to be the first one to use it haha.  You could try it with a dog first. Man, I'd feel so bad to lose my dog to it though, Maybe I'll try it first just in case things go array. Don't do it!!! We need you here! We were hoping you would be the god parent to our sweet baby! I did not want to ask like this, but my Uber is late, so better now than when you are in the future! Oh man, I had no idea. I would love to be. That is such an honor thank you so much for asking!