My mom has a coffee shop. My mom sells hamburgers at her coffee shop. I don't have a car. I have tattoos. I have a full sleeve tattoo. I have a tattoo of my mom. I got my mom tattoo so my mom would give me free  stuff from her coffee shop for life. I mooch off of my mother. I taste taste coffee at my mom's coffee shop. I'm stealthy.
I like tattoos. I enjoy hamburgers. I once worked for Crisco. I snowboard. I made good money. I am retired. I am buying a new car. I am young. I give lectures to college students.
I think I got a temp job at the local ad agency! Hey good for you! Maybe you can start making your own money and give your mom a break lol! Thanks! And yeah, you're probably right. Maybe soon I can buy a nice new car like you. What model are you getting? A Toyota Camry. I know it's not exciting, but I need something solid that will last a long time! That's smart. Can it fit all of your snowboarding gear? Yeah because the trunk is big and then I can fold the back seats down to fit the longboard. It's pretty sweet! Ah yes, cargo space. Good for road trips. I'm thinking I might get a rental car and go on one to celebrate my new job! Cool where do you want to go? I love a good road trip. I was thinking out west somewhere, maybe Arizona or Montana. I love the scenery out there. The people seem friendly too. Oh yeah the desert is so beautiful and there are so many cool national parks out there too. For sure. Now that my tax dollars are going to keep them open I figured I might as well go and enjoy them. Haha, that's a good way to look at it! Might need to do the same myself!