I am turning 29 soon. I am going to the beach this spring break. My mom bought me a new car. I call my car Christine. There's still a good amount of time left of my Spring Break. I'm not too disappointed about it. I've never been hunting. I want to wear my new dress on Easter.
I am 97. I am a vegan. I am going to hunt animals and eat them this spring break. I change between being vegan and not second to second. I don't like talking. I have a car. My mom bought me it long time ago. This is the red Beetle.  I call it ''tomato''. I've been to the beach in 48 years. I get most of my vitamin D from pills now. Most of what I do is take pills. I don't know what any of them do, but I figure if I stop taking them I'll melt or something, so I take them all. I have a nurse. It takes her about 40 minutes to organize the pills each morning. I mostly like being alone. My nurse isn't very warm. I like dressing up and looking pretty. I have had 4 husbands. I had happy marriages with all my husbands but they all passed away. I have a new boyfriend. I prefer younger men. I found my current boyfriend in the woods while I was hunting because he was lost. I am a year younger than my sister.
My older sister came over to see my new dress and says it makes me look fat. Ugh, I hate older siblings!  What? That is so rude! I am sure you look great in it! Why would she say that? Have you always had a relationship like this? Pretty much. She's always been mean spirited no matter what my parents did to try and stop it.  Some people just have stronger demons I guess. I totally understand. Well you should just ignore her, she is probably just jealous. How old is your sister? Does she have a husband or kids? She's 32 and yes she has two boys. They're the biggest reason I put up with her nonsense. I love them to death. I hope she is nicer to her kids. Luckily she doesn't have a daughter to call fat. How old are your nephews? They must be so cute! The youngest just turned 12 and the oldest is about to be 14. I don't know where all the time went. I swear they were just babies a minute ago. Oh wow, your sister had them young! Have you thought about getting married or starting a family yourself? Not at the moment but I think if I ever do have kids I would want to adopt. Did you ever have kids? You better believe with 4 husbands I popped a few babies out haha! I have 6 kids, and I have lost track of the grandkids and great grandkids! It's hard to remember all their names. I bet. My dad is 1 of 13. I have 31 first cousins and 29 are from his side alone. That doesn't include their kids either.lol Wow, are you close with your extended family? Those must have been fun family gatherings growing up!