My name is Mark. I am an alcoholic. I am going to be a father soon. I am a mechanic. My father was an alcoholic.
My name is Jake. I am nearsighted. I do not like wearing glasses. I like fashion. I like to dress casually. I am thin. I like to work out. My father was not an alcoholic. My mother was an alcoholic. I have red hair. I hate my mother.
Since your relationship with your mother is so strained, do you have a close relationship with your father? I do not. He enabled her actions and attitude.  Who was a role model when you were a kid if you can't stand your parents People like the engineers at NASA and other nerds that I randomly met. Oh, that's nice, have made a workout breakthrough yet, like 100 pushups a day How do you do that many when your drunk all the time? Hmm. that's a good question, the first time I did push ups drunk I  puked after 3 That must not have looked that good for your son. No, I told him not to do alcohol or that would happen to him  Thats good, I hope things are ok with the mother. Well, his mother is not ok with me being an acholic, so she does not trust me around him  Throwing up when you did pushups must have been really bad for her to see then