I am turning 29 soon. I am going to the beach this spring break. My mom bought me a new car. I call my car Christine. There's still a good amount of time left of my Spring Break. I'm not too disappointed about it. I've never been hunting. I want to wear my new dress on Easter. I have an older sister. My sister has always been mean to me. y sister is 32. My sister has two children. I love my nephews. My nephews are 12 years old and 13 years old. I do not want to have kids. I have thirteen aunts and uncles. I have at least thirty one cousins.
I am 97. I am a vegan. I am going to hunt animals and eat them this spring break. I change between being vegan and not second to second. I don't like talking. I have a car. My mom bought me it long time ago. This is the red Beetle.  I call it ''tomato''. I've been to the beach in 48 years. I get most of my vitamin D from pills now. Most of what I do is take pills. I don't know what any of them do, but I figure if I stop taking them I'll melt or something, so I take them all. I have a nurse. It takes her about 40 minutes to organize the pills each morning. I mostly like being alone. My nurse isn't very warm. I like dressing up and looking pretty. I have had 4 husbands. I had happy marriages with all my husbands but they all passed away. I have a new boyfriend. I prefer younger men. I found my current boyfriend in the woods while I was hunting because he was lost. I am a year younger than my sister. I have been married 4 times. I have six children. I have a lot of grandchildren.
My nephews came over to visit, and when I took them to the park to play my 12 year old nephew said the funniest thing and I can not wait to share my laughs with you! I'm sure it was wonderful to see them! Did he mean to be funny? Or was it just accidentally funny? Probably accidentally funny...actually you probably had to be there haha. It was nice spending time with them without my mean sister haha. They agree she's mean, though I would never speak ill of their mother in front of them. That's a good rule to have for yourself. I know my kids were always bickering back and forth but they seem to get along now as adults with children of their own. Or maybe they just don't tell me about their arguments anymore. Maybe you and your sister will get along better the older you get. I would have thought that time would have already come. I think our personalities are just too different, and always fighting for our parents' affection. Do you feel like you love all your children equally or do you have a favorite? Haha, what a question! But at my age I can be honest about it. I love all of my children but some are easier for me than others. And my favorites change frequently, generally based on who's coming to visit me the most and who's not bothering with small problems.  That's a good point. I imagine being a grandparent is more fun than a parent, you get to be there just for the fun stuff. That's how I feel about my nephews. Exactly! It's all of the fun but none of the hard work. Unfortunately I'm to age where it's hard to keep up with my grandkids, they're almost all grown now and have busy lives of their own. But who knows, I might be around for them to start having children too. Then I'll be a great-grandma! That will be so wonderful if you become a great-grandma. You should arrange to have a photo taken of you surrounded by all of your children and grandchildren.  I would definitely have to do that! We'd have to find a space big enough to fit everyone. It's moments like that that I miss my husbands. Everyone is always talking about finding someone to grow old with and yet here I am growing old alone. And I tried four times! I think that's why I like younger men. I keep hoping they won't pass away on me.  You should just date men for fun now, who needs the hassle of a husband! I don't intend to ever marry. You're right. I've had plenty of husbands. Now I just want a fun companion. I won't try to change your mind about husbands. I loved all of mine and they were all wonderful in their own way, but there is something wonderful about not being tied down to anyone. Think of all the wonderful adventures you can have when you're not tied down!