I am old fashioned. I have a twin sister. I have a niece. My niece has great teeth. My sister make necklaces and earrings. I think airboats are awesome. I've never seen an alligator. I've never been to Louisiana. I'd like to visit New Orleans. I haven't hunted alligators before. I have a camera.  I am celebrating Mardi Gras.
I like old fashioned cars. I am not old fashioned. I think gator teeth are cool. I hunt gators. I have a gator teeth collection. I am in trouble with the law. I starved myself to by truck tires. I bought truck tires for my dad. I have a dad that is alive. I have an airboat. My dream is to own a 91 Camaro. I'm not very creative. I'm and outdoorsy person. I live near Louisiana I've been to New Orleans several times. I've been to Mardi Gras. I like the people of New Orleans. I have a home. I have a raft. I live in a neighborhood. I have an old pair of boots. I drink alcohol. I live in a tourist town.
Did you get some good pictures from our alligator hinting trip? I did!  I can send them to you if you'd like.  I was going to make a Facebook post as well. Nice. It was quite the experience watching you out there rasslin' those gators. I'll never forget it. Did you replace your boots yet? I did.  A gator took a bite out of one of them so it was finally their time to go.  I can't believe that the gator somehow didn't bite my foot. I have no idea. I'm not brave enough to do what you do, that's for sure. Do you ever watch old Steve Irwin videos to get inspiration? Yes, the mutual respect between him and animals is always amazing to see.  As long as you have a good idea of how to control and respect the animals, you should usually be fine. That's probably true, but then again, wild animals are wild animals, right? You never can be quite sure what they'll do. that's true also.  There are some animals that I'll never mess with.  You'll never see me around hippos, lions, or tigers. Hippos? Are hippos dangerous? I hadn't thought about that before. What about bears? Would you take on a bear? Hippos are some of the most dangerous animals in the world.  They're super territorial and will attack on sight, and they're a lot faster than you would expect.  I wouldn't take on a bear either.  They're way too big. I had no idea. Go figure! They just look so chunky and whenever I see them I think of that Madagascar movie. I will now remember to never approach a hippo. Good.  Honestly just stay out of the water wherever there are hippos and you'll be fine.