My name is Jake. I am 26 years old. I am an alcoholic. I have debt. I work a lot. I love my job. I have no siblings. I work for Black Sabbath. I'm on tour with Black Sabbath. I perform concerts. I enjoy performing on a stage. I don't mind hot weather. I like to eat steak and chicken. I know Ozzy Osbourne. I have a problem with alcohol. I am in debt. When not on tour, I work on Black Sabbath's marketing team. I have a marketing degree. I am friends with Ozzy. I like to hang out with Ozzy. I am religious.
I have no siblings. I am unemployed. I went to school in Spain and France. I like to eat hamburgers and french fries. I don't eat steak. My dad was in the Navy. My dad was a gambler. My dad had a gambling problem. I am desperate to find a job. I have a job interview at a bank next week. I really want the bank interview to go well. I live in a tiny apartment. I have two rescue dogs, named Bounty and Snickers. __ I live where the weather is hot. I have an Air Conditioner. I don't like to pay high utility bills. I am interested in finding out about energy efficient air conditioners. I like concerts. I am a fan of Ozzy Osbourne. I would love to meet Ozzy. I want Ozzy's autograph. I am religious.
I am heading out to an AA meeting now. Do you want to practice some questions for your bank interview when I get back? Yes that would be super super helpful. Thank you for offering! I really need this job. You excited for your meeting? I always look forward to meetings. They keep me on the straight and narrow. That's good. Does anything else help keep you off the booze? Just keeping busy. I get into trouble when I am bored! Ha, I understand that. I've just been so bored lately too without a job. I need something to keep me sane. Do you want me to see if there are any open spots on the tour? I know they are always looking for extra help. If I don't get this banking job... then YES! That would be really awesome. I still hope I get the banking job because the pay and benefits are supposedly good. But if not, I'd be willing to give touring a shot for sure.  It is a wild ride, but certainly has to be more interesting than wearing a suit in an office all day! Yeah I bet. Seems like a super exciting and unique job for sure. Hanging out with Ozzy doesn't sound too bad lol He is such a cool guy. What a life he has lived! Right?! I would love to pick his brain but I'm sure he has way too many stories to tell. I'd be happy with just an autograph!