I am getting older so get tired more easily. I once got a traffic ticket. I like following the law. I feel tired to do crimes. I've been working the same job for a while now, but I'm content. I am a man. I'm married and no longer young.  I'm going on a vacation. I love my wife.
I live in Florida. I have an airboat. My wife left me and has not contacted me ever since.I got arrested for over hunting. My kids got killed by a gator. I went hunting for gators. I once gotten bit by a gator. I like hanging out with women for fun. I don't want to have a routine of working and going home. I want excitement. I am divorced. I like to make jokes. I use humor to mask the sadness. I go on dates. I am single. I date online through Tinder. My ex wife hates me. I was irresponsible with my children.
So how did your tinder date go? She was great! We had fun! I don't understand why she won't return my calls now. I thought she may be the one to replace my wife. I'm happy to hear that it went well! What did you do on the date? I'd love to hear more about it. And don't worry, I'm sure she will return your calls eventually! I'm sure she's just busy.  I took her out to a really nice dinner. She did not offer to pay. Still, I decided she was pretty enough to take on my four wheeler. I did some cow tipping. She laughed but refused to join, but I think she was not feeling well. Asked that I take her home soon after.  Some cow tipping? Oh my gosh! That sounds like a very fun and unique date. Do you think she was maybe too nervous to do that with you? I think I would be. If so, she should have said something. She had plenty of time when we got stuck in a swamp on the way there. It was pitch black and the four-wheeler basically fell right in. She was pretty good at pushing me out of there. She must be a strong woman! haha. How cool, though. I hope she calls you back soon so you can have another fun date! You deserve it after the challenges you've had with your wife.  Ugh. Man, she just texted and ask that I stop calling her before she has to take out a restraining order. The nerve of some people!! I think I will head over to her place to sort this out in person.  Oh no! Do you really think you should go to her place, though? That doesn't sound like a good idea. You don't want to be too abrasive and make her uncomfortable.  Well, she is asking for it if she does not want to talk on the phone. I will bring her a couple dozen roses or something. That will win her over and then I can tell her why she should be my new wife. Well, you could try that, but I don't think it's a good idea. She might end up calling the police on you! Be careful, okay?  Do you want to call her and let her know I am a good guy?