I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot.  My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes. I have tried to tell my parrot jokes. I am not too picky about which football game I watch.
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor. My alma mater's football team is not very good. I am a vegetarian.
I got my parrot to finally laugh at some of my jokes, I have to tell you which joke worked. Tell me! I have to try telling that joke to my mom.  What do you give a sick bird? tweetment LOL! Your parrot might react to that joke since it's about the same species. Doubt this will work on my mom then.   She must be sick of your pirate jokes by now. She is not a fan of my jokes for sure, especially the pirates ones. She told me once I should therapy myself out of my jokes. This one is more of a pun, but... What happens if you take the "P" out of a pirate? Yup, I tried that one on her too... she did become irate. LOL. I need to expand my joke repertoire.  Well, if you know that one then you are already an expert pirate jokester. LOL. Maybe I should start studying on Parrot jokes. Any suggestions? Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game! LOL! Have you tried that one with your parrot?