I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot that I tell jokes to. My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes. I have tried to tell my parrot jokes who can repeat the things I say. I am not too picky about which football game I watch. I like to show off my parrot's speech to friends. I want to teach my parrot a new joke. I don't like to do my own cooking, so I prefer takeout and fast food.
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor. My alma mater's football team is not very good. I am a vegetarian. My mom doesn't like my jokes, especially pirate jokes. I like to listen to jokes and comedy. I want to listen to my friend's parrot talk.
My parrot was nibbling on my hair and I told her to cut it out. Now she won't stop repeating "cut it out" in her mocking impression of me. LOL. I love to watch parrots and tropical bird videos on YouTube, especially when they're having toddler meltdowns. Yeah, I love watching those too. I really like watching cat and dog videos, too. They make me wish I had every pet! Same! I love the cat videos. Sometimes they're total sociopaths. Do you have any pets besides the parrot?  I only have my parrot. I'm not sure how he'd react to having other pets around because he loves attention. Do you have any pets? I'm thinking of getting a cat from the shelter. You'd probably have a complicated time keeping a parrot and cat both because cats carry diseases that are harmful to birds. That's a good point. It looks like I won't be getting any new pets soon. Do you have any names in mind for your cat? I'd like to get a tortoiseshell or calico and name her Dolly.  How cute! I hope she'll get to enjoy your pirate jokes. What does your mom think about cats? I haven't broached the subject. She might be a tough sell on having one in her house. She's kind of humorless. Oh no... My mom wasn't too happy about my parrot, either. I'm sure she'll come around eventually though!! I hope so! Maybe meeting the cat will soften her up.