I live in California. I am a mom. I have a 5 year old child. My son is scared to skateboard. I am 30 years old. I like watching healthy cooking videos. I like cooking healthy. I like watching movies with my kids. I like skateboarding. I like snakes. I care about skateboard safety for myself and my son. I am the oldest at the skate park. I am a proud parent. My son does tricks on his skateboard. My son is coordinated. My son is fearless. I admire Tony Hawk. I wish I was young again when skateboarding.
I am a former US Marine. I divorced my wife because she cheated on me. I am 27 years old. I live in Colorado. I like to scuba dive. I have pet snakes. I travel. I like to boat and raft. I have two pythons named Kate and Joann. One of my snakes is totally albino, the other snake is albino with yellow spots. I was scared of snakes when I was a kid. I enjoy diving. I am not coordinated enough to skateboard. I am amazed at how much skateboarding beats people up. I admire the fitness required by skateboarders. I believe kids should wear protective gear during sports.
If I teach you a few tricks on the skateboard, would you be willing to take me scuba diving sometime with you?  I don't think I'd be able to stay on the skateboard without falling off but I'd be happy to take you scuba diving some time.  Perfect! What type of gear would I need? I know I need a scuba suit and mask. What else? You can rent all the equipment. It would be nice to have some company diving, it's been pretty lonely since the divorce.  I bet it has been. You know if ever want to hang out or anything just let me know. We don't have to go skateboarding. We could just go hang out at a bar or something like that. But I'd be happy to try scuba diving. It'll be completely new to me. We can rent the gear and then go out on my boat, we'll make a day of it. Since you do all that skateboarding I'm sure you're strong enough for scuba diving. You think so? Is scuba diving hard though? It  looks like you need to be fairly skilled. I mean, everyone has to start somewhere but I hope I do well. With all the injuries you can get skateboarding I don't think you'll find scuba diving that strenuous.  That's a really good point actually. Alright then. What would be a good day for you? Saturday would be the best for me. I've had a lot of free time since I was discharged from the army so whenever you can find somebody to watch your kid is fine with me. I'll hire the usual babysitter to watch him. Oh by the way, I know of a great restaurant we can go to afterwards if you want? It's got great Thai food. That sounds great. I can show you some pictures of my snakes while we're there. 