I'm hunter. I have a record. I'm single and I have an airboat. I love trucks.
I'm a lifeguard. I'm married for 15 years. I played football. I love horror movies. I'm scared of alligators.
Did you save any lives at the beach? Not this week, no! But there were definitely a few close calls with some people who got a little too far out. My cousin was drunk and fell off my airboat once. That was about as close as I have ever been to having to jump into the water to save someone. I sure wasnt going in with those alligators though! Uh yeah no. There's no way I'd want to be in the water with those things. The idea makes me shudder. I'll take whales and fish any day. They arent so bad if you stay out of their water and dont bother them. They sure arent as bad as those movies you love so much! That guy with the blue jumpsuit and white mask gives me the creeps! Hey, horror flicks are awesome. How can you have a boat and not love Jaws? Come on now! I would think Jaws would be in the back of your mind all the time! That movie had to give life guards a bad reputation. Like, now many people were eaten on their watch. I cant say I remember any of them ever jumping in the water during those movies either.  Haha! When someone's in trouble out there, I go into this hyper focused mode where I don't really hear or see much of anything other than the person I'm trying to get to. Don't really think about sharks! You need to get an airboat like I have. If someone is in trouble just fire it up, drive it down the beach and out to the water to get them! Sounds pretty sweet, but I'm not sure I could get the wife to agree to it. That is the joy of being single. I dont have to ask permission. If I want and airboat, I get one. If I want a new truck, I get it.  I remember those days! But there are lots of good things about marriage so I can't complain too much.