My name is Mark. I am a mechanic. Alcohol is my therapy. I am about to be a father. I am going to the hospital. My baby is about to be born. I have a hangover. I am still drunk. I will call an Uber. I have trouble staying sober. I want my baby to have a godparent.
I am working on a time machine. I invented a time machine. I want to try out my time machine. I don't drink. Dogs are my therapy. I have a dog. I used to drink alcohol. My hobby is my job. I would love to be a godparent.
Did you try out the time machine? Did it work? I can't wait to hear all the details. No, I have not tried it out yet. Now that the time is here, I am getting a little nervous that something may go wrong. Are you going to use it to go into the future or the past?  If you can prove it works I need to go into the past to fix a few things. I am going into the past first, I will let you know how it goes once I have actually used it! So was your baby born yet? Yes, she's here and has come home.  It's been nothing but crying and me drinking. I am sorry to hear that! How is the mother doing? She's recovering well, it seems.  She's enamored of our little girl, which is good because it means she's not nagging me about how much I'm drinking. I am glad she is doing well, do you have a plan to stop drinking so much? Yes.  No.  Well, sort of.  I was going to go to a bar tonight and do a lot of drinking and see if I could come up with any ideas.  Do you know anyone who's gone to AA? Yes, I have friends who have gone to AA and have seen a lot of success. Is that something you are open to doing? I would definitely consider it.  I don't think I'm in a good place to be raising a child and trying to provide for a family, but I haven't had any real success on my own trying to get things under control. Maybe you could use your family as your motivation, they will definitley need you!