I like hiking and soda. I do not eat meat. I have a parrot.  My parrot talks. I am a redhead. I do not proofread texts. I like to make jokes.
I love pizza. I like football. I live with my mon who is a nurse. I am blond and a therapist. I make jokes. I really like pirate humor.
Yarrrrr, matey. Would you be up for some pizza and football soon? I'll bring the parrot and sprite if you bring the vegetarian pizza. Sounds like fun!  Does your parrot tell pirate jokes? No, he doesn't have a good sense of humor. When I try to tell him jokes, he covers his head with a wing and groans. That's too bad. For a minute I thought you might have a comedy career together!  I guess i won't tell him any of my pirate jokes then.  You might as well try. Who knows! You might find one he laughs at. True. He might think blonds are funnier than redheads! HA! What football game do you want to watch? Hmm. I'm not too picky. Who's playing? Do you have a favorite team? I like to watch my alma mater play, but they aren't very good.  Maybe we should watch the Alabama game. That sounds good! If you want to come over, I'll order some pizza and wings. You sure your parrot won't be concerned about the wings?  Of course, maybe he can tell they are vegetarian wings. Yeah, they just look like saucy food nuggets to him. He has seeds to chomp on, so he's fine. That's good.  I wouldn't want him to get  paranoid!  Do you think he'll talk to me? Does he have a large vocabulary?