I have a favorite sweat suit. I am an eyewear designer. I have red hair. I am a man. I like to shop. I enjoy staying up on current events. It's tough for me to get away from work for a vacation.
I work as a gator hunter. I have been in trouble with the law, which makes it difficult for me to find work. I love cars. I love road trips. I'm saving to buy a 1981 Camaro. I don't like cities. I own an air boat, which I ride on swamps. I love the outdoors.
Have you ever had a gator bite you? One tried to chew on me, but I wouldn't classify it as a bite. Almost like when a dog is growling/playing with you... It's a very interesting profession - never a dull day. It must be interesting to design eyewear, fashion is always changing - must be hard to keep up. Ah, eyewear isn't nearly as exciting as what you do but it's still hard work. I'd love to take a ride on your airboat sometime. I'm sure it's fun to watch you play with a gator. Anytime! I'd love the company. People are less interested in gators than you'd think. They get a bad rap. Have you bought any amazing items recently? I've seen lots of sales lately. They're surely not all child eating monsters, right? Yeah I recently bought the most comfortable neckpillow I have ever owned. I am so ready for a vacation. Not all of them, anyways. Is it a memory foam one? I have one and it's awesome - making traveling and relaxing much easier. Have you decided where you want to go? It is! Comfort is essential no matter where you are. There's an eyewear design conference in Seattle that I've had my eye on for a while now. I hope I have time to explore the city after the conference. Hmm... Maybe we could go on a road trip there? I know you don't like the city but I think it would be fun.  That sounds fun. Anytime I can get in my car, crank the tunes and get some miles on the roads in - I am usually done for it. I love driving and the road - makes me feel free! Awesome! I'm excited for the day that you can finally get your Camaro. It might not be the best for road trips but I can see you cruising around and having a blast. Not great on the gas, true! But it'll be fun for smaller roadtrips. Big Sur would be fun with it, zipping around the corners with those gorgeous views. That sounds heavenly. I need to make some time to get away from work so I can be there for the maiden voyage. That's a memory to treasure forever. Life is too short to work all the time - remember that! Take some time for you, you won't regret it.