I live in a city. I have a parrot named Tasha. My parrot's feathers are red. I dyed my hair red to match my parrot. I am a vegetarian. I became vegetarian because of my parrot. I eat eggs and dairy. I like BBQ egg plant. I like Sprite. I like eggplant jerky. I enjoy coming up with new sauces. I know how to make a great veggie sauce for my friends. My favorite thing to do is hike.
I live near a beach. I have a horse. My horse is brown. I dyed my hair brown to match my horse. I would like to be vegetarian. I have six brothers. All six of my brothers grow eggplants. I have never tried an eggplant. I have six sisters. Only one of my sisters likes eggplant. I live with my parents. I want my own house. I really enjoyed trying eggplant on homemade pizza. I love to put eggplant, garlic, tomatoes, and onions on pizza. I can make a cauliflower crust pizza. I prefer to make my own sauce to know exactly what's in the sauce. I love eating portabello mushroom steaks.
So I found a good recipe for portabello mushroom steak, but I have a question?  Sure, what's the question? You know how much I love that dish! I was wondering what sort of toppings work best with it? Oh, lots of choices there. I'd try avocado chimichurri if I were you. So delicious. But really, you can't go wrong with fresh herbs. I've never heard of that sauce.  Do I fry it up just like a normal steak? Pretty much. There are some great tutorials online, if you want to take a peek. And then you could whip up one of your famous veggie sauces as a topper. Remember to invite me over! Yeah definitely!  How about I test it out first then maybe I can bring you out here some time, when I perfect it? Sounds great to me! You could also make some of that eggplant jerky and bring it by. You know I've still never tried eggplant? What????  Eggplant is like a meal for the Gods!  I'll send some your way. Feel free! I'm wide open when it comes to most veggies. Say, did you find the berries you were going to look for during your hike a few days ago? No berries, unfortunately.  I did find an eggplant though.  Did you know those grow in the wild?  I sure didn't! I just know my brothers grow them in their gardens, haha.