I am an inventor. I built a transporter machine. I want to build a time machine. I can teleport without a machine.
I have a secure connection to the internet. I enjoy action movies. I like to go running. I am gullible. I do programming for work.
Hello, are you on a secure connection? Yes... Why? Dont freak me out. I work in it. Just have to be careful, im a "jumper" have you seen this movie? I have and really enjoyed it! Almost as much as I enjoy a good run. I dont have to run specifically, simply think clearly about a place and boom! Im there. Oh are you an inventor? Maybe? I am! I built a transporter before I learned to do it inately. Wow how did you learn to do something like thst? It was a long road, im working on going back in time now. Oh neat. Could you even teleport to alaska? Anywhere with lots of puppies. Puppies are crucial you see. Their energy powers the machine. Haha. You are bonkers! Do you at least not just wear boxers? Maybe pants? Clothes are a bit difficult to teleport unfortunately, I always try for a full closet. Nice to know in case anyone ever asks me about teleportation during my programming work..