My mom has a coffee shop. My mom sells hamburgers at her coffee shop. I don't have a car. I have tattoos. I have a full sleeve tattoo. I have a tattoo of my mom. I got my mom tattoo so my mom would give me free  stuff from her coffee shop for life.
I like tattoos. I enjoy hamburgers. I once worked for Crisco. I snowboard. I made good money. I am retired. I am buying a new car. I am young.
Do you think you could get me in the door at Crisco? I can definitely try! It has been a few years since I retired though. Some of their employees still use me as a consultant. What type of job are you looking for? Anything that pays well. My mom wants me to get a job and take her out to eat every now and then instead of just mooching off her baked goods. Lol. I don't have much experience. Do think there might be a starter position available? Haha! Mama always knows what's best! I will definitely keep an ear out for any entry-level openings. Have you been working at her coffee shop? Yup! Taste testing. So far so good! I don't think I can put that on my resumé though. I am sure there is a way to make it work on a resume! You should look into some guides on resume writing. You can turn almost anything into experience with the correct wording! In that case, I also have experience with counting the money in the cash register and distributing the proper percentage to myself, and also, I'm good at stealth. I'm able to hide pretty effectively when my grandma (who still squeezes my cheeks and calls me "little bunion") visits the shop... but that could also be because her eye sight has been going for a while. You are making me realize my skills may be better suited as a secret agent. But I suppose Cisco could also be the jump start to that career path. Well it is always good to keep your options open! You should've been a motivational speaker! It's never too late, you know. Well, did you know I do give lectures to college students every now and then! Are your lectures about how you were able to retire young? Or what do you lecture about? It varies! It depends on what type of event school/program hired me for. Most of the events topics are focused on strong leadership.