I am getting older so get tired more easily. I once got a traffic ticket. I like following the law. I feel tired to do crimes. I've been working the same job for a while now, but I'm content. I am a man. I'm married and no longer young.
I live in Florida. I have an airboat. My wife left me and has not contacted me ever since.I got arrested for over hunting. My kids got killed by a gator. I went hunting for gators. I once gotten bit by a gator. I like hanging out with women for fun. I don't want to have a routine of working and going home. I want excitement.
Work is so tiring that I'm searching for vacation spots to go with my wife. LOL, I'm still searching for my wife! Because she left me. Ha. Get it? Yeah! That's funny and a little sad at the same time. I hope it wasn't a difficult one. Yeah. If I don't laugh, I'll cry. I got a hot date later, so I don't want to lose my confidence. Is it someone you are going out with for the first time, or is this a follow-up date? Sounds like fun. I just met her. I love using Tinder. There's so many possibilities out there. This will be our first meeting. You ever wish you could go out dating again or is married life treating you well? I love my wife very much, but I have to say that the thrill of the chase was always the best feeling when I was younger, that's what I miss about being single. Yeah, it's a toss up. Dating can be hard. But it's also hard when your wife runs off with her accountant and leaves an upper decker in your toilet just as one last big "screw you." I mean, seriously? That is so not cool, what did you ever do to deserve that? Killing too many animals? I mean, is that really a crime? Depends on how you do it, where you do it, and when you do it I suppose haha. Well, it was either that or when I let the kids get into that gator enclosure. In my defense, they did a lousy job of luring that thing out.