I carefully budget my money so that I have a monthly surplus. I make art. I am self employed. My income comes from my art. I work a lot in a studio and write notes. I love art and my job. I have become a connoisseur of meats. I have never hunted, but I always wanted to try it.
I work in a factory and really enjoy it. I consider myself a workaholic. I collect meat to eat.  I see myself as a carnivore. I love meat. Black Sabbath is my favorite band.  I have gone into debt from buying Black Sabbath t-shirts. I like to buy a lot of Black Sabbath CDs. I enjoy venison. My father is a great hunter. I have hunted before. I work a lot.
I've come up with a new idea for art inspired by your obsession with meat! Really!  I would love to hear about it.  Though I might want to eat your art! You know how local restaurants do those charcuterie boards... where they roll meat and add other things to make it look like a really fancy platter. I have an idea to do an art gallery that is all of that sort of thing. That sounds so fascinating!  You have such a good eye and I could never think like that. Are you already thinking of different styles of meats that add different colors and tones? That's exactly it, and using certain cheeses and fruits to make certain colors/designs pop! Plus they would be changing constantly, because at the end of the night, they would be getting eaten. Oh, sounds so amazing.  You may end up creating art that becomes a meal combination nobody ever thought of!  Elk meat plus gouda and strawberries, or something, may never have been considered before. Exactly. Buy any interesting band merch lately? Well, I should confess that I bought another Black Sabbath shirt.  It was actually one for an earlier tour and it's a little faded, but I really love it of course! That's cool. I really enjoy vintage t-shirts like that. I have a special closet for all of these shirts to help keep them protected.  I just can't help myself. That's too funny. You should put them in a gallery and charge admission! I am sure that people would love to see them. LOL.  I could put it next to your meat exhibit. My two favorite things: Sabbath and meat!  LOL.   Speaking of meat, I would love to take you hunting this fall.