text: There aren’t many Thanksgiving songs so I tried my hand at one, sung to the tune of “The First Noel”
  
  🎶 The first thanksgiving
  The white folk did say:
  “We’re here now you fuckers, so give us some maize” 
  
  And we will bring
  Some things for you too
  Like smallpox and measles and cholera too 🎶