text: Can you imagine the sight of a longboat pulling up on the beach and then Wülferhampton piles out?
  
  Panic would give way to stifled giggles. 
  
  @wulfhelm.bsky.social steps out and strides through the surf.
  
  And has to be rescued by lifeguards because he strode in the wrong direction.
  
  Hilarity ensues.