text: my 3-year-old saw a picture of a turkey wearing a pilgrim hat in the grocery store, and got very excited: "OOH! OOOH! IT'S A WITCH TURKEY!!" i said "uh, sure" and he started nodding intensely and saying, "WITCH TURKEY. WITCH TURKEY. I'M GONNA BE A WITCH TURKEY FOR HALLOWEEN. A SCARY WITCH TURKEY"