text: This is John Phelan, dipshit's pick for SECRETARY OF THE NAVY!!!
  
  He is the co-founder and ceo of an investment company.
  
  He held a fundraiser for dipshit at his home in Aspen.
  
  John has zero military experience.
  
  Zero.
  
  He purchased a cabinet nomination.
  But, you know, what could go wrong???🤷‍♂️🙄