text: "Sita & Rama came home, that's why we celebrate Diwali"
  
  "Came home from what?"
  
  *Hours later*
  
  "...and they set the flying monkey's tail on fire, which was a *bad* call cause then he burned all the buildings -"
  
  "Is this before or after squirrels built the sea bridge?"
  
  "Before"