text: Stealing this from @immatelfring.substack.com 
  
  1.I feel obligated to cling to some form of releva...uh, I mean, to keep in touch with friends!
  2.Just Instagram (I really only post stories)
  3.Nah
  4.Same dumb bits I was posting on Twitter
  5.White mutt
  6.he/him
  7.At the moment? Groggy.