text: // '' IM GONNA WIN IM GONNA WIN IM GONNA WIN!! ''
  '' Oooh I feel like I am going to vurp. You know, when you burp and vomit at the same time ? and you can TASTE it! ''
  '' I have a date with destiny! ''
  '' I know it's a dump but it's all I've got! ''
  '' Kneel down, my loyal chump! ''