Have you ever heard of a genius before?
Yes I have.  It is a person who shows remarkable intellectual ability and exceptional creative productivity.  Think of Albert Einstein.  
Yeah he was the original 
We was one of a kind and he won the 1921 Nobel Prize for his services to therertical physics
Do you know when he passed
Yes, the German-born scientist died on April 18 1955
Well he will be missed
Alexander Graham Bell
Alexander Graham Bell ('Graham' pronounced ) (March 3, 1847 – August 2, 1922) was a Scottish-born American inventor, scientist, and engineer who is credited with inventing and patenting the first practical telephone. He also founded the American Telephone and Telegraph Company (AT&T) in 1885.
Bell's father, grandfather, and brother had all been associated with work on elocution and speech and both his mother and wife were deaf, profoundly influencing Bell's life's work.
, she says reassuringly: "Now go to sleep and let Moishe stay awake!"
- An Odessa Jew meets another one. "Have you heard, Einstein has won the Nobel Prize?" / "Oy, what for?" / "He developed this Relativity Theory." / "Yeah, what's that?" / "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many." / "And for that he gets the Nobel