I love to put oil in my beautiful Moustache and twist the ends. Women love it.
I like some of them, it depends hair the hair on the upper lip is grown I guess. Is yours long?
I used to have a soup strainer but now I have a fu manchu. It pairs well with my mullet. 
That is quite the different well developed types of hair styles you have going there. Like Joe Dirt I assume? If you have it, rock it 
More like Joe Dirt classy cousin Chet. I had an Afro to accompany my Moustache but being a red head it looked silly so I grew it out.
Oh, I wasn't calling you white trash or a loser btw! I meant the style.
Moustache
Moustache
A moustache (; , ) is facial hair grown on the upper lip.
Etymology.
The word "moustache" is French, and is derived from the Italian "moustacio" (fourteenth century), dialectal "mostaccio" (16th century), from Medieval Latin "moustaccium" (eighth century), Medieval Greek μουστάκιον ("moustakion"), attested in the ninth century, which ultimately originates as a diminutive of Hellenistic Greek μύσταξ ("mustax", "mustak-"), meaning "upper
months.
Her introduction posed the question, "what would it be like if we lived in a world where beautiful women were allowed to be hairy? To find out, I've decided to take the plunge and grow out my body hair. Can I learn to love it, and can I convince the rest of the world to love it too?"
After six months, she advertised for other hairy women to put on a catwalk show, wearing lingerie made of body hair designed and made by artist Tracey