there's this cabana boy where i'm staying that i'd really like to get with
Interesting, well a cabana boy is basically a pool boy. Where are you staying?
 it sounds so cliche right? yeah i'm hot for the pool boy. embarrassed emoji 
Maybe you talk to him about emojis? They started in Japan in 1999. 
figures. japan is awesome. tell me more?
Well the face with tear of joy emoji is an emoji face that is both laughing and crying. 
yeah that one gets over used. like "lol" no you're not
Yeah it was one of the original emojis from 1999 and was created by Shigetaka Kurita
seems so quintessentially japanese like anime
The creation and early development of emojis dates back to 1999 in Japan, and is attributed to Japanese telecommunications planner and NTT DoCoMo employee Shigetaka Kurita, who sketched illustrations after coming up with the idea of adding simple images to NTT DoCoMo's texting feature. When Apple released the first iPhone in 2007, there was an emoji keyboard intended for Japanese users only. However, after iPhone users in the United States discovered that downloading Japanese apps allowed access to the keyboard, pressure grew to expand availability of the emoji keyboard beyond Japan,
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