I love to put oil in my beautiful Moustache and twist the ends. Women love it.
I like some of them, it depends hair the hair on the upper lip is grown I guess. Is yours long?
I used to have a soup strainer but now I have a fu manchu. It pairs well with my mullet. 
That is quite the different well developed types of hair styles you have going there. Like Joe Dirt I assume? If you have it, rock it 
More like Joe Dirt classy cousin Chet. I had an Afro to accompany my Moustache but being a red head it looked silly so I grew it out.
Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt is a 2001 American adventure comedy film starring David Spade, Dennis Miller, Christopher Walken, Adam Beach, Brian Thompson, Brittany Daniel, Jaime Pressly, Erik Per Sullivan, and Kid Rock. The film was written by Spade and Fred Wolf, and produced by Robert Simonds.
The plot concerns a "white trash" young man, Joe Dirt, who at first seems to be a "loser", a failure, an antihero. As he travels in search of his parents, his
months.
Her introduction posed the question, "what would it be like if we lived in a world where beautiful women were allowed to be hairy? To find out, I've decided to take the plunge and grow out my body hair. Can I learn to love it, and can I convince the rest of the world to love it too?"
After six months, she advertised for other hairy women to put on a catwalk show, wearing lingerie made of body hair designed and made by artist Tracey