Looks like my marriage is on the rocks - my wife wants a divorce - I have no idea where to start or what to do first!
Oh no! So you want to have a dissolution of marriage and cancel your legal responsibilities? Do you have a lawyer? 
No, I don't have a lawyer - I guess I should get one?  I wonder how long it takes to get the divorce?  I don't want this to drag on!
The laws surrounding divorce vary considerably around the world. I'm not going to ask where you're living but most divorces require going to court! 
Oh great, exactly what I didn't want to do!  Well, at least we don't have any children, so that's one less worry!
spouses informally stop cohabiting). Reasons for divorce vary, from sexual incompatibility or lack of independence for one or both spouses to a personality clash.
The only countries that do not allow divorce are the Philippines, the Vatican City and the British Crown Dependency of Sark. In the Philippines, divorce for non-Muslim Filipinos is not legal unless the husband or wife is an alien and satisfies certain conditions. The Vatican City is an ecclesiastical state, which has no procedure for divorce. Countries that have relatively recently legalized divorce
Only once in my life (previously) have a made an edit on Wikipedia. I no longer remember what it was - only that it was a factual error that was pretty small. So, I don't know what kind of documentation you would like. For example, my source for attendees is a spreadsheet that I have in my possession and does not exist anywhere on the internet. Do you want me to upload it someplace. As for the Songbook/AddressList -- would you like a copy? (Just kidding