oh god, today i ate the world! i am so so bloated
Sorry to hear that, are you feeling a full and tight abdomen?
i am feeling so full! i had a triple cheeseburger, chips and on top of that cheesecake and diet coke (diet coke might have helped reduced some fat) \
I am sure you must have increased stomach growling after eating all of that. Why did you eat so much?
i was so hungry, i hadn't had anything to eat prior to that and when i get hungry... oh god i just over eat, everything just seems so little 
You might experience some lactose intolerance, reflux, and constipation over the next few days. So be sure to drink a lot of water.
oh don't worry i've drank so much water since then, i am practically water (another reason for why i am so bloated), how about when was the last you were bloated
use of certain drugs and dietary modifications.
Symptoms.
The most common symptoms associated with bloating is a sensation that the abdomen is full or distended. Rarely, bloating may be painful or cause shortness of breath.
Pains that are due to bloating will feel sharp and cause the stomach to cramp. These pains may occur anywhere in the body and can change locations quickly. They are so painful that they are sometimes mistaken for heart pains when they develop on the upper left side of the chest. Pains on the
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