For the last 20 years I have travel the world surfing. Do you surf? I"m actually heading to the shore in the morning.
I sure do I am a pro, What would you like to know about surfing? 
Do you ride long board on the big waves or short on the small waves?
Well I use the long boards to surf on waves from boat wakes and waves created in wave pools. Its fun. 
Well none of that makes sense so I feel like you may not be telling the truth
Lol Im telling the truth, Its just that I love riding in wave pools and also the artificial wave generator, Im sure you have seen those at water parks and stuff right? 
I've never been to a water park. To much pee on the pools.
Water park
A water park or waterpark is an amusement park that features water play areas such as swimming pools, water slides, splash pads, water playgrounds, and lazy rivers, as well as areas for bathing, swimming, and other barefoot environments. Modern water parks may also be equipped with some type of artificial surfing or bodyboarding environment, such as a wave pool or flowrider.
Water parks have grown in popularity since their introduction in the late 1940s and early 1950s. The United States has the largest and most
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