oh god, today i ate the world! i am so so bloated
Sorry to hear that, are you feeling a full and tight abdomen?
i am feeling so full! i had a triple cheeseburger, chips and on top of that cheesecake and diet coke (diet coke might have helped reduced some fat) \
I am sure you must have increased stomach growling after eating all of that. Why did you eat so much?
i was so hungry, i hadn't had anything to eat prior to that and when i get hungry... oh god i just over eat, everything just seems so little
constipation. 
Specific medical conditions like Crohn's disease or bowel obstruction can also contribute to the amount of stomach bloating experienced.
Common causes of abdominal bloating are:
- Overeating
- Gastric distension
- Lactose intolerance, fructose intolerance and other food intolerances
- Premenstrual Syndrome 
- Food allergy
- Aerophagia (air swallowing, a nervous habit)
- Irritable bowel syndrome
- Celiac disease
- Non-celiac gluten sensitivity
- Partial bowel obstruction
- Gastric dumping syndrome or rapid gastric emptying
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