Can I offer you some knowledge of boiled eggs in these trying times?
That would be most eggcellent if you will. I can always learn more about boiled eggs.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat, especially because they're cooked within their shells!
A food with its own bowl, I rather like that. Anything else I can do with boiled eggs?
Eggsactly, finely someone able to appreciate food that has its own container as a superior food-form! There's so many things you can do with them, from eating to throwing, just make sure to avoid salmonella and only buy pasteurized eggs!
Pasteurized? That sounds like little eggs are out their just grazing along, what exactly is pasteurized eggs?
Pasteurized eggs
Pasteurized eggs are eggs that have been pasteurized in order to reduce the risk of food-borne illness in dishes that are not cooked or are only lightly cooked. They may be sold as liquid egg products or pasteurized in the shell.
Rationale.
The 2013 United States Food and Drug Administration Food Code defines regular shell eggs as a potentially hazardous food, i.e., “a food that requires time/temperature control for safety (TCS) to limit pathogenic microorganism growth or toxin formation.” 
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Boiled egg
Boiled eggs are eggs, typically from a chicken, cooked with their shells unbroken, usually by immersion in boiling water. Hard-boiled eggs are cooked so that the egg white and egg yolk both solidify, while soft-boiled eggs may leave the yolk, and sometimes the white, at least partially liquid and raw. Boiled eggs are a popular breakfast food around the world.
Besides a boiling water immersion, there are a few different methods to make boiled eggs. Eggs can also be cooked below