Hey man, I love heavy metal music! Do you listen to it?
Hi! I have, and even though a lot of critics don't seem to like it, I appreciate it as a genre.
Yeah, it's a bit of an acquired taste. I have really long hair and shake it around when I go to concerts. It's a blast! 
I agree. But man, respect, I wish I could grow my hair to a considerable length, but it looks terrible on me!
Yeah, I might have to shave it soon though. I'm starting to loose it in the center! Either getting old or too much head banging! 
Either way, your long hair will live on in your soul, brother. Hairstyles can be lifestyles.
Yeah, what's your favorite metal band?
Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains (often abbreviated as AIC) is an American rock band from Seattle, Washington, formed in 1987 by guitarist and vocalist Jerry Cantrell and drummer Sean Kinney, who later recruited bassist Mike Starr and lead vocalist Layne Staley. Starr was replaced by Mike Inez in 1993. William DuVall joined the band in 2006 as co-lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist, replacing Staley, who died in 2002. The band took its name from Staley's previous group, the glam metal band Alice N'
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