I'm not a fan of snakes. How about you?
I love snakes! I recently learned that they are distantly related to lizards!
Really? I guess that's interesting. What else can you tell me?
Most snakes have extra joints in their jaws that allow them to swallow prey much larger than their heads. 
Really so an snake could swallow me whole if it wanted to?
Perhaps if the snake was big enough! Snakes are very adaptable. They live on every continent except Antartica! 
That would make sense. Too cold!
I think it's amazing how their bodies are specific to their shape. Because snakes are so narrow, most of the snake's paired organs, like their kidneys, are one in front of the other instead of side by side.
That's cool can you tell me anything else?
retain a pelvic girdle with a pair of vestigial claws on either side of the cloaca. Lizards have evolved elongate bodies without limbs or with greatly reduced limbs about twenty-five times independently via convergent evolution, leading to many lineages of legless lizards. Legless lizards resemble snakes, but several common groups of legless lizards have eyelids and external ears, which snakes lack, although this rule is not universal (see Amphisbaenia, Dibamidae, and Pygopodidae).
Living snakes are found on every continent except Antarctica, and on most smaller
Snake
Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes. Like all other squamates, snakes are ectothermic, amniote vertebrates covered in overlapping scales. Many species of snakes have skulls with several more joints than their lizard ancestors, enabling them to swallow prey much larger than their heads with their highly mobile jaws. To accommodate their narrow bodies, snakes' paired organs (such as kidneys) appear one in front of the other instead of side by side, and most have only one functional lung. Some species