Buenos dias senor. I am from mexico. We call our country the United Mexican States.
UMS, you say? Well, I'm a born-'n raised Texan and I have some serious preconceived notions about you united mexicanny states, ya'hear? What's so good 'bout y'all?
We are good neighbors. Our neighbors are the Estados unitos on the north, and Belize and Guatemala on the south.  Our main industry this year is ladders.
Oh, I say, I say, I do believe that ladders are, in-fact, a great commodity, thank you for your service! Now, what in-tarnation do y'all do for fun over there?
we have wall climbing competitions and running races.  Our ancestors have lived here since 8000 BC, so who is the immigrant, gringo?
Hey, now no need for such harsh language, ya'hear? 8,000B.C. is quite a long time, to be there, yes, indeed. Why, me and my familia, see what I did there, have been living on our soup plantation for years now. Do you fellas have good agriculturally rich soil?
No, since the Spanish invasion in 1521, our soils have been tainted with sangria.  The only thing we can grow for export is Marijuana and Agave, which we use to make tequila.  You like tequila?
Oh, no sir, I don't touch the devils spit, myself. I do take part in enjoying God's great gift of marry-jane, however, i do NOT enjoy your brick shipments of said export, ya'see? What about you my sun-fairing man, what's your poison?
Tequila Herradura
Tequila Herradura (officially Grupo Industrial Herradura) is a tequila distiller located in Amatitán, Jalisco, Mexico. It was formally founded in 1870 by Félix López and the business remained in the family for over 125 years. Today it is owned by US beverage maker Brown-Forman, but the tequila is still made in the same place and facilities under a Mexican subsidiary. Tequila products sold under the Herradura name are 100% agave. The company makes other tequila products such as El Jimador, which is the best
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