I'm convinced I met a vampire one time. I knew because like vampires, he feeds on the blood of animals.
Thats crazy! How did you meet?
I met him a park while I was going for a walk. He was sitting on the bench sucking a squirrels blood.
You are joking right?
Yes. Haha... vampires aren't real... Too bad this joke doesn't have a punch line
I wish they were, don't they live forever?
vampiric creatures such as the "chupacabra" still persists in some cultures. Early folk belief in vampires has sometimes been ascribed to the ignorance of the body's process of decomposition after death and how people in pre-industrial societies tried to rationalise this, creating the figure of the vampire to explain the mysteries of death. Porphyria was linked with legends of vampirism in 1985 and received much media exposure, but has since been largely discredited.
The charismatic and sophisticated vampire of modern fiction was born in 1819 with the publication of
met Dan Pfaff at the Texas Relays," Lee said. "The LSU girls were having a horrible meet that day and he sat there and just chewed them out. I was with two other Barton girls watching all of it and just fell in love with LSU right then just because of how hard he was on them and how they responded to him.
"I was like, 'That's where I'm going.' My teammates were like, 'Are you crazy? Don't you see how crazy