I have been working for the Cheetos factory for about 21 years and I know a great deal about them, Do you like Cheetos and are you curious about them? 
Cheetos are great! I especially like the hot ones. What can you tell me about them?
Well The company first opened in 1961 to form the now well known Frito-Lay. You might know them by their chip brands like Lays. 
Yeah, they make some good potato chips.
Yep, to this date they have generated an annual worldwide sales over $1 billion dollars in 2009 alone! 
Wow that's a lot of money! I bet they make even more now than they did back in 2009.
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Frito-Lay began in the early 1930s as two separate companies, The Frito Company and H.W. Lay & Company, which merged in 1961 to form Frito-Lay, Inc. Four years later in 1965, Frito-Lay, Inc. merged with the Pepsi-Cola Company, resulting in the formation of PepsiCo. Since that time, Frito-Lay has operated as a wholly owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. Through Frito-Lay, PepsiCo is the largest globally distributed snack food company, with sales of its products in 2009
bars pursuing sins of the flesh?" "This guy's good..." "Are you sitting in a beanbag chair naked eating Cheetos?" Ron gapes in horror before squeaking, "...Yes sir!" "Do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" (pause for effect) "Close! I thought he was talking about "me" there for a second. Apparently, I ain't the only cat on the block (who) digs Cheetos!"
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