Buenos dias senor. I am from mexico. We call our country the United Mexican States.
UMS, you say? Well, I'm a born-'n raised Texan and I have some serious preconceived notions about you united mexicanny states, ya'hear? What's so good 'bout y'all?
We are good neighbors. Our neighbors are the Estados unitos on the north, and Belize and Guatemala on the south.  Our main industry this year is ladders.
Oh, I say, I say, I do believe that ladders are, in-fact, a great commodity, thank you for your service! Now, what in-tarnation do y'all do for fun over there?
we have wall climbing competitions and running races.  Our ancestors have lived here since 8000 BC, so who is the immigrant, gringo?
Hey, now no need for such harsh language, ya'hear? 8,000B.C. is quite a long time, to be there, yes, indeed. Why, me and my familia, see what I did there, have been living on our soup plantation for years now. Do you fellas have good agriculturally rich soil?
of civilization and was home to many advanced Mesoamerican civilizations such as the Olmec, Toltec, Teotihuacan, Zapotec, Maya, and Aztec before first contact with Europeans. In 1521, the Spanish Empire conquered and colonized the territory from its politically powerful base in Mexico-Tenochtitlan (part of Mexico City), which was administered as the viceroyalty of New Spain. The Roman Catholic Church played a powerful role in governing the country as millions were converted to the faith, although King Charles III expelled the Jesuits in the 1770s. The
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