Listen I have often been called a slacker, I know how to slack off and when to slack off, avoiding work and having 0 work ethic is my specialty. 
Really? Well that can't pay very much what do you do for income?
learn about being a slacker, people have been doing it all the way back to 1790 or 1898, slackers are so lazy they don't even bother to know the exact date when the term was created.
Oh that is hilarious, please enlighten me more to this
Well being a slack is about more than just having a bad work ethic, you have to learn how to complain about everything. In the 1940s the US Army was quoted "War is not going to wait while every slacker resort to endless appeals." Basically if you wine load enough even the army learns about you
Ok so a component of slacking is complaining. Anything else I should know about slacker?
describe someone who was not participating in the war effort, specifically someone who avoided military service, equivalent to the later term "draft dodger". Attempts to track down such evaders were called "slacker raids". During World War I, U.S. Senator Miles Poindexter discussed whether inquiries "to separate the cowards and the slackers from those who had not violated the draft" had been managed properly. A "San Francisco Chronicle" headline on 7 September 1918, read, "Slacker is Doused in Barrel of Paint". The
my previous letters when I was talking about taking a 'break'. What I meant was I am taking a break from being told what to do. ... It's cool when you look at someone and don't know whether they are at work or play since it's all the same to them. The things I've been doing for work lately have been so much fun, because it's not like work to me anymore. I've been even more 'hands on' in my management and the business side