text: I'm not driving around town in the car I reserved because when I got off the plane (at 3 am), you didn't have it. \n\nAnd I'm like, \"Fuck you.\"\n\nI guess the money I paid wasn't enough...I'm like, \"Fuck you.\"\n\nYeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a Ferrari...\nAll I wanted was a Nissan Versa in white. \nToo much to ask, for you to honor your commitment...\nThe way you play your game ain't right.\n\nClearly, Advantage knows how to TAKE the reservation, they just don't know how to HOLD the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.\n__________\n\nMy apologies to Cee-Lo and Jerry Seinfeld, without whom this review could not have been written.