text: When I say I love crap!, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Keep your French restaurants that leave you hungrier than when you came in. At the The Dragon House Super USA # 1 Chinese Buffet, I am allowed to be the truly disgusting pig that I am. Did I mention I'm cheap? So this place is heaven.\n\nMany stick their noses up at Chinese Buffets, but as long as it tastes good to me, I will stuff my face with stir-fried anything for $11. Give me more of that sweet sweet MSG and cheap meat. I want the diabetis (sic) and the food coma, that is why I'm here. Chinese buffets are temples to my third favorite of the seven deadly sins. The steaming trays of sweet & sour chicken, Mongolian beef, rangoons and lo mein are as the stations of the Cross.\n\nRisking the consequences of delicious, affordable and potentially life-threatening round at The Dragon House is something I'm prepared to take going in. As Anthony Bourdain once said, \"\"If there's not at least a 50% chance of diarrhea when you eat something, it's almost not worth eating.\" I can regret it in the morning, but binge-eating here is one my favorite guilty pleasures.