text: oh where to start -   The staff were abhorrent especially at the restaurant.  One was so busy flirting with 20 year old girls he couldn't be bothered to refill my coffee, and the other was seemingly tweaking on meth which is the only way to explain his bizarre behavior and obsessive face touching.  I had to ask for utensils, coffee, butter, jam, and then when the food actually arrived, my eggs were raw and the food was disgusting.  The jacuzzi in the room is not a jacuzzi but a soaking tub, they plugged the holes.  The Ipod dock is a clock radio that appears to have been made in the 1980's.  There is no channel guide for the TV, the cover was missing from our remote so the batteries kept falling out, and there was no real room service to speak of.  The best I can say is that it was clean and the shower was pretty nice.