text: I came here after enjoying a nice dinner at Firefly's. It was just across the street and my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to try some deep fried oreos/twinkies. Of course I jumped at the chance!\n\nWe came into this dinky, run down, old, casino that seemed to be saturated in smoke. Don't get me wrong...sometimes places like this have KILLER munchies. However, this was not the case here. \n\nThere was no line, so we went straight to the front. We still ended up waiting about 10 minutes though because the cashier was on a smoke break while on her cellphone a few feet away.  We just kept looking at her and she didn't seem to care at all. When she finally came over, we ordered deep fried oreos and deep fried twinkies. I swear the two plates came out within one second. I probably should've questioned that, but I was just too excited to try the treats.\n\nWe walked outside and proceeded to take a bite our of our deep fried deliciousness. I guess I was expecting something a little hot, extra sweet, and pretty tasty. I was totally wrong. These deep fried concoctions were COLD, pretty damn dry, and ridiculously oily. There really should be a sign that reads: Deep Fried Dried Nastyness, cuz that's exactly what they were. There was absolutely nothing satisfying about these at all. Dry and cold on the outside with an extra oily, soggy inside. Does that sound appetizing...at all? \n\nMaybe I just came here at the wrong time. Maybe everyone just wanted to take cigarette breaks and not do any work, so they pre-fried everything and waited for people to order them. Who knows? What I do know is that I will never come back here, EVER.