text: Possibly the worse food in Tempe. Don't let the unwashed Cadillac and fancy tv screens trick you into assuming the food will be good.\n\nI made the mistake once on my own, but the second time was due to a stubborn tourist relative who by looking at the outside just knew the place had to be amazing.\n\nThe first time I ordered a burger and chili cheese fries. The burger was something I would expect from a hospital and the chili served on top of the fries had cinnamon in it,... who the hell wants that in their chili? I didnt realize chili cheese fries was a dessert item.\n\nThe second time I was practically dragged into the place. I decided I would order a cheese-steak sandwich which was a huge mistake. The bread was disgusting and the meat was third class. I couldn't finish half of it.\n\nThe service was absolutely ridiculous. Funny thing is that I was sitting there for about 40 minutes waiting on the waitress. I finally grew impatient as my wife turned to me in pain and said she thought she was having contractions (she was 9 mos pregnant at the time).\n\nI got up and had to bark at the waitress to ring me up and give me my card so we could leave. We actually ended up going to the hospital that night and had our baby that morning. I always joked about the long stairway up being what started her labor.