text: okay...so i had birthday thing for a friend of mine today and a big gloppy chocolate cake was out of the question for this gymophile. so, i remembered the bakery selection at the safeway just across the street. i hopped on my trusty longboard (the grocery basket equipped one). scanning the cooler i found the most BEAUTIFUL fruit tart. mmmm. i feared i might let partygoers down with all that fruit...alas, i was wrong. that tart was gobbled down in less than 5 minutes.