text: Cowboys and gangsters and mechanical bull riding and cheap booze and wet  shirt contests and random concerts and beer tub girls in ass-less chaps. How can you fuck this up? Graham Central Station is so ridiculous that it should be awesome.\n\nBut it isn't. Somehow. HOW?\n\nThis place is a huge mess. Every person in here frightens me. \n\nI guess  you could get totally hammered and try to ignore the scariness and really party here. But I can't do it.\n\nBut I dare YOU to do it. If you do go here, please tell us alllllllll about it.