text: If I could, I'd give this place a 0.\nThat's how bad it is....And if you look at my reviews in general, you'll see that I'm generally very satisfied with things, so this place was a definite no-no.\n\nWe went here for brunch last weekend and it was an utmost disaster. The food is UBER greasy (and not in a good way), and the service was quite bad. Not to mention, although I had a very clear conversation with our hostess about substituting potatoes with tomatoes, and omitting certain things from my dish, I ended up with something exactly the opposite and definitely not even the item I ordered. When I asked her if maybe she made a mistake/brought out the wrong plate, she got defensive and said that this was *exactly* what I ordered in what was basically a \"too bad so sad\" attitude.\n\nNeedless to say, I didn't leave much of a tip. Good thing I even paid for that not eaten meal.\n\nNothing irks me more than horrific service, and that's pretty much what you'll get here. That, and a stomach ache. :|