text: After you've been to Las Vegas for an hour, the glamour wears off.  The arcade below the Excalibur? It makes Chuck E. Cheese look rather classy and educational. There's a metal claw over stuffed animals where you put your quarter in and the claw doesn't even move. It's broken, if not enough to have not taken your money. And you're staring at this metal claw thinking, \"Ew, I'm underneath a casino. What smells like swamp water?\"\n\nI like Treasure Island.