text: Looking back at my reviews, I noticed that for the most part, they were all positive reviews.  Realizing that Yelp is not only a place to write positive reviews that will help build business, but a place to vent and voice criticisms of establishments that don't deserve business, I decided to write a bad review.......and by bad, I mean horrible.\n\nUMC Quick Care............Two things wrong with the name. One- \"quick\" and two \"care\" There was nothing quick about my visit.  I came in congested with a cough expecting to leave with the standard perscription of promethazine/codeine cough syrup, and be on my happy ass way.  WRONG! After sitting in the death, excuse me, waiting room for a total of an hour and a half with no one being helped, I took off.  If possible, I believe that my trip to UMC Quick Care got me even more sick.  As for the care part, didn't seem like anyone gave a hoot that I was hocking up masses of sludge that resembled banana slugs.\n\nMy solution was to load up on nyquil and stay in bed.  Got over the sickness in three days, but would have been over it if I got the much needed purple stuff.\n\nFurthermore, from what I hear, all of the other locations are just as bad!\n\nSo there you go.  Unless you have a real death wish, or tons of time to kill while you wait to figure out what's wrong with you, STAY AWAY FROM UMC \"QUICK CARE\" at all costs.