text: Three stars. Sometimes I feel like it should be more like four, given its extreme convenience and marked superiority to La Belle Province, but this is not the place to subject to rating inflation. It's fast food at its finest, and it'll survive even if it doesn't have shaved truffles and gold leaf on it. The all-dressed hot dog was pretty mediocre, but the poutine was awesome. The guy behind the counter was gregarious, to say the least. The d\u00e9cor is so out-there, it's almost a parody of trashy Montr\u00e9al casse-cro\u00fbte. Good enough to dine at while sober, convenient enough to stumble into while hammered.