text: This place is as rough as a badgers arse. \n\nInside, Balfours Bar is deffinatly a place where you come to drink away your sorrows through the day so that you can pass out at night. You dont talk to anybody and you dont make eye contact with anybody. When you do have to make your intentions clear you do so in a muttered grumble where the only distinguishable words are rude or about urinating. When you need to smoke go outside and blinkingly step into the early morning sunlight, stare menicingly at passers by and shout at each other. You then return inside and be mean to the barstaff who are trying thier hardest not to cry and quit.\n\nGo home instead of drink here.