text: HUGE.  FRIGGIN'.  PORTIONS.  Holy cow, does Paul Bunyan eat here?  I've been to this place a couple times now, and man...do they know how to deal in excess.  Just about everything here is huge, drinks, food, even half the people that visit here are huge.  That's not to make fun of them, but you know where there's big people, there must be big food.  I'm a big boy myself.\n\nThe appetizers here themselves can almost be full fledged meals.  Try the Nacho Platter ($8.25) and add some chicken ($2.00).  This plate comes out gigantic.  It's like almost a pile of nachos like 6 inches high.  It's got your standards, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, diced tomatoes and black beans with salsa on the side.  They use Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, and a lot of it.  It's pretty good.  That's not much coming from me though, I even like plain nacho chips with cheese from Taco Bell!  Just make sure you share it (with like 3-4 people) because you definitely got more than enough to spread the wealth.\n\nIf you really wanna kill yourself though before your entree arrives, get the Appetizer Combo($19.95).  This this will topple over your table!  It's got Artichoke, Buffalo Wings, Zucchini, Mozzarella Sticks, Parmesan Garlic Rings, Loaded Skins, Cheese Potatocakes, and Southwest Eggrolls.  You also get some sauces like Ranch, and Marinara for dipping.  It does look like most of the stuff on this platter is frozen then fried....but oh well.  At least you get to enjoy looking at ALL of it, it's not for faint of heart.  This platter alone will feed 5 easily.\n\nI usually end up ordering an appetizer for the table, so I almost always try to pick a smaller entree for dinner.  I usually end up with pizza or a sandwich.  I like the Clubhouse Sandwich ($12.95), well, because I like club sandwiches.  This one's got Fresh Turkey, Sweet Ham, Bacon, Gouda, Muenster, Garlic Mayo, Tomato and Greens all on white or wheat bread.  This sandwich comes out stacked!  I usually only manage to finish half of it before I ask for a doggie bag.  It also comes with seasoned fries which are light and crispy when they are fresh.\n\nThey also have a lot of home cooked favorites and specialties.  Anything from rotisserie chicken, aged steaks,  meatloaf, Country Fried Steak, pot roast, chicken pot pie, even liver & onions.  They make a killer turkey supper as well.  And all your entree's are HUGE, you could probably feed 2 people off one plate.  \n\nYou can't leave here without trying the desserts!  Your heart will pitter-patter before it drops dead of a heart attack from your appetizer and entree.  But you just might be able to fit in a monster dessert before you keel over!  They have a dessert called the Chocolate Motherlode Cake ($9.95).  It IS the motherlode!  It's 6 (yes 6) layers of chocolate cake with chocolate chips, walnuts, and chocolate fudge frosting!  This cake is so tall from the layers, you have to lie the slice down to avoid it from falling!  Leaning Tower of Cake!  The night we had it, it was moist and decadent.  But the leftovers the next day were kinda dry (I should've covered it with a lightly damp paper towel).  But still good with some vanilla ice cream.  I heard their Mud Pie is exceptional and HUGE as well.\n\nThis is a family-type restaurant so it's pretty kid friendly.  Their service is ok most times, but if it gets busy (like on weekends) your server might take a little long to get back to your table.  But the servers I've had were always nice.  But if you're looking for a romantic evening you probably don't want to go here.  Go to Roy's down the street or something if you want some alone time with your sweetie.  But try Claim Jumper, you will like it!  Just don't overdo it, because you're gonna have one hell of a tummy ache and extra miles on your treadmill if you eat too much.  Oh well, you gotta work out anyway because you may be lugging a BIG bag of leftovers home.