text: Tourist trap!  This place is for children and retired people.\n\nThis is nothing special in regards to good food.  It's just a touristy... I don't even know.  I think people just want to say that they've dined at the Horny Toad like it's a funny joke or something.  In reality, the only thing funny is the fact that you're going to overpay for your experience there... wait... that's not funny.