text: Yuck, blah, cough, phfooy, gag.\n\nHearing everyone talk this place up, we headed over for some post drinking Philly's one night which as we all know, is like god's gift to you at 2 am. \n\nFunny part is though, even hammered the Philly I had was bland, the meat rubbery and the cheese non tasteful?\n\nHuh????????\n\nHow do you screw this up??? It's a Philly, it's supposed to be like 3000000 calories of awesome-ness and fatty ingredients should be used liberally.\n\nNot here, expect a bland philly which will just leave you pissed off and craving NY pizza from the awesome place down the street.