text: So, the service was AWESOME except....They didn't offer me a brunch menu, so I had no idea I could have gotten delicious breakfast food this evening. \nThe food, not so awesome. At all. \nI ordered a cobb salad with cucumber ranch dressing. It was huge, but not so flavorful. I kept looking for salty bacon and distinct red onion, and somehow, it was just bland. The tomatoes were good. *shrug*\nThe homemade biscuit was dense and insanely dry. Like, reminding us that we're in the middle of the desert and I'm desperately grasping the glass of water before my dried out throat shuts down on me.\nI wrapped most of the salad up to go (not that death biscuit) because it's HUGE as the menu suggests, and took a slice of cheesecake to go, too. That was also enormous, and freaking flavorless. Well, not completely lacking flavor... It... It tastes like cream cheese brulee. Yeah. Almost burnt cream cheese. Not a hint of vanilla or sugar. Like maybe the cook got distracted and forgot that they didn't put anything but cream cheese and butter in it? I seriously would be better off getting a bagel and spreading this on it. Worst cheesecake I've ever tasted. \nI'm absolutely heart-broken.