text: Remember in 2010 when that one dude brought a gun here and caused a massive shootout? YES, SERVICE IS SO BAD HERE THAT PEOPLE WILL DO THAT!\n\nSummerlin is supposed to be an upscale planned community which segregates itself from the high crime of Las Vegas. Then why is everyone broke?  Every house on my old street was foreclosed, and my neighbors would constantly ask me for money. Most the people at this Costco are Summerlin residents. And I really think that most the people here are not members of Costco, they just sneak in to get the free samples. Every time I come here, a desperate looking guy will take every single one of the free samples and then go into the corner where the gatorade is and eat it.  I've seen these guys push over small children to get to the front of the line. The worker will put out like 20 free samples, and usually one guy will take every single one. And the look of desperation on his face is reminds me of homeless person.\n\nNow, I consider myself a pretty tough kid. Like one time my friend dared me that I couldn't watch BET(Black Entertainment Television) for 2 hours, and I lasted almost 40 minutes before my heart stopped and I lost consciousness... but I can't stand being at this Costco for more than 5 minutes. It's just that bad. Usually, I just run in there for the Gelato at the food court and instantly leave.\n\nRecently, Baka University conducted a 5 year research study where in the end their findings were so consistent that the medical community declared it a Scientific Fact that: \"Working at Costco fits all the criteria of being diagnosed with a severe neural developmental disorder. Workers at Costco(especially the ones who work at the Membership and Returns Desk) exhibit symptoms such as: impairment of social skills, ineffective communication, and a lack of moral reasoning and common sense.\" Later that month, the DSM-IVTR was amended by the American Psychological Association to include \"Summerlin Costco Workers\" as a severe mental disorder. Many months later in June of 2012, The Christian Church and Jewish Temple both came to an agreement to amend the 10 Commandments. They included an 11th commandment that stated: \"It is wrong to work at Costco\". In July of 2012, NBC Universal announced a remake of \"Dawn of the Dead\" but with Summerlin Costco workers in the place of the zombies.  Critics hated the idea, stating that Zombies actually have larger vocabularies and better problem solving skills than Summerlin Costco workers.\n\nThe moral of my story is that instead of condemning the workers here at this Costco, we should show them sympathy.  The primary reason these people are working here is because they are the rejects of the universe. McDonald's workers couldn't pass high school, but these guys couldn't even get past Elementary School. Also, the reason these guys are so angry and rude when they come to work everyday is because their boss doesn't pay them in money, he pays them in Star Wars Trading Cards.    \n\nWhy not just go to WinCo for bulk items instead? The prices are pretty much the same and you don't need a membership.