text: Two stars because I'm on vacation and am EXTRA laid back, otherwise the $70 dollar bill, not worth my hard earned dinero!\n\nFood is less than good, and the service ridiculous! The food came like 10 minutes after we ordered, which felt more like Sbarro's than a restaurant...they charge $8 for 12oz. blue ribbon draft beer...really!?\n\nThe waitress came to take our order and assumed (Spanish People) only knew Fettucine Alfredo and said she could work with any pasta dish ordered al fettucine...The pasta dishes, NOT fettucine, we had were not cooked al dente but half way unboiled...\n\nAt the end I had my Zumanity tickets upside down on the table, when she just grabbed them and said \"where you guys going?\" and then \"oh you already saw the show\"...terrible!\n\nI could go on and on, but you get the point...Il Fornaio -No Thanks!