text: Someone PLEASE explain the trend of guys wearing oversized round sunglasses indoors at night.  You look like bugs.  And let me tell you something, just a little secret...\n\nI\ndo\nnot\nwant \nto \ndance\nwith\na \nBUG.\n\nOPM was absolutely full of human bugs.  And simulated anal sex on the dance floor.  And really, really bad champagne.  The saving graces were the pleasant staff (all the bouncers smile at you and the bartendresses were pleasant) and the I-wanna-dance-crowd.  I don't know if those two things would ever bring me back - maybe with some Raid...\n\n(And I was not writhing on the floor as Ms Annie D. suggests.  I was doing deep knee bends.)