text: This is f'ing vegas! where's the glitz? where's there magic? where's the service? Definately not and the rio- damn, i've been trapped here for work for 3 days and i can't wait to get the f out. Lets count the ways. First, there's NOWHERE to get food in this place? Yah, the restaurants seem to be there, but either their not open, or you can't just grab something to eat and get back to the gambling at hand. Allright, demerits for the food, lets try the amenities. ohh where to beging...shabby faded 80s carpet? Check! Dodgy facility upkeep? Check! Pool that's never open? Check! Workout room that costs 22 freakin bucks for NO FREEWEIGHTS and is smaller than an airplane bathroom? Definately check. and the service? don't even get me started.\n\nWith the hopes of trying to swim, i went to the pool today at 6pm to find it closed. Why I asked the attendant? Oh, we were losing money today because no one was drinking at the bar, so we had to send the lifeguards home, so the pool is closed. Can i swim without the lifeguards i ask- the answer: only if i want to be escorted out by security. Now THAT is service. Avoid the rio at all costs.