text: Fried chicken for breakfast.\nSweet sassy molassy!\n\nOK so, it was a bit of a rough wake-up at 1:22 pm, but we made it to the Buffet in time to fill up two plates each and gorge on equal parts fat, sugar, and JellO.\n\nThe coffee was horrendous, the juice so so, but the fried chicken soothed the soul!\nThat greasy mess made me forget all about that painful sore footed march along the strip at 3 am in desperate search of either a taxi, the deuce, or another free drink. \n\n(*Shutter*)