text: This is the only topless pool i've ever been to. I got free passes to go but I seriously don't see why people would pay anything over $20 to get in this place.\nThe pool is SOOOOO DIRTY!!!!!!!!! I think your snatch would contract an STI if you sat in the damn thing. People are holding drinks, cigarettes, and food in the pool. GROSS!!!!!!!!! The water was SOOO CLOUDY!!!\nAlso, there's nowhere for you to put your belongings if you don't reserve a cabana. I didn't even know that chairs aren't provided if you don't reserve shit. I mean, it was my last day, I'm just chillin by the regular pool at the Mirage and someone gives me a free pass. Okay, i'll check it out. BAM! Nowhere to go.\nIt was so packed, I felt like I was on MTV Spring Break. Only a few women were topless but it didn't come off too classy given all the men that were ogling their (  .  Y  .  ) and the promiscuous photos being taken with mouths on boobs and what not. I know some people are probably thinking \"wtf are you complaining for bitch, you got in for free!\" but this is a damn honest review. \nIf you're going to pay bank for this shit, at least be classy and keep it clean. When I say clean, I don't mean keep it PG-13. I don't care about topless females booty grinding on horny guys in the pool to rap songs. I care that something that looked like a condom was floating around in the water near my foot. It got super rowdy and trashy like a ghetto low production rap video so I left. It was definitely an interesting first experience and a nice way to end my trip but I don't think I need to check this place out ever again.\nThe dj was good though!