text: Vegas, \nYou're good for a long weekend. But I would hate to live with you. You're an expensive bitch, and we don't look anything alike.\n\nBut then you get me slightly smashed, then I don't care what you look like.. cause you'll love me anyway.  And maybe you'll show me your celeb friends. And we'll all hang out until 7am. Sure enough you'll beat me up with your liquor and dancing, but I'll come back next year. Fully equipped with bandaids and Advil.\n\nRegards,\nWhitey In Oregon