text: Here's my \"Slots A Fun\" story.\n\nFlew to Vegas on Monday and burned through over half of my funds in the first 24 hours of my 48 hour visit.  Not acceptable.  Need a break.  I couldn't find any bank ATMs, so I took the Deuce from downtown to the nearest Wells Fargo branch (between Fremont and the Strat - kind of a crappy area).\n\nAfter walking through the drive-through ATM, I was standing by the Deuce stop and sweating profusely.  Crap.  It's hot.  The passersby are staring at me.  I resolved to get on the next Deuce, no matter which way it was going.\n\nA bus arrived heading towards the Strip.  I hopped in for the ride.  I remembered that a friend had recommended Slots A Fun and their (in)famous 99 cent hot dog.  He said they were nasty.  What the hell, my day couldn't get much worse.\n\nI sauntered in about 1:00 P.M.  and grabbed a $2 Heineken.  Stood in line for the snouts.  Made the tactical error of adding chili to my hot dog (see picture).  Just nasty.  Tasted like Hormel chili and bologna mixed together.  Ugh.\n\nWhy three stars?\n\nThe place is dumpy and grimy, but everyone seemed to be having a good time.\n\nThe hot dog with chili was rude, but my gambling luck improved dramatically after eating said hot dog.  \n\nThanks A Lot, Slots A Fun!  Perhaps I shall return some day when I am down on my luck.