text: Let's face it, Scottsdale can be a real pain in the ass.\nDress codes, pomp, and general douchebaggery are not uncommon in this town.\nSometimes you just want to sit down and have a beer, sans all the nonsense.\nCoach house is your place.\n\nThere's a reason this rickety wood building is so popular.  Especially it's done up in tacky christmas lights! I It's easy, and fun, and super low maintenance.\nTwo bars ensure you are not waiting forever to fill your glass, and the addition of a food truck out front makes satisfying the beer munchies super easy.