text: The most overrated club out there. Everything about Tao was horrible. really.\n\nThe one star is for getting in free, and the potential Tao Beach may have if the weather was warmer. Oh, and because I dont' think they offer the option of negative stars. Other than that, the place was AWFUL.\n\nFirst off, you have to climb three flights of stairs to get to Tao Beach...come on, even older clubs like PURE knew to install elevators! And you had better hope that you don't need the restroom all night, because Tao Beach itself does not have one. They make you walk over to the hotel pool areas that are closed off , almost a 15 minute walk in heels, 10 if you just take those damn shoes off. The music was kind of soft, but that was because it's outdoors, so I think they should get a better sound system.\n\nSo the weather was a little chilly so my friends and I went down to Tao itself. Again with the stairs. And they have people trying to climb up to Tao Beach, so it was crowded. They had to have a kind of cattle shuttling system to coordinate the traffic flow in the stairwells. It was annoying at best. The music indoors was better, but god is it crowded. The decor wasn't all that great either, but there's a bunch of girl on girl action in the corners with their models and naked ladies in rose-petaled bathtubs, so I guess that somewhat made up for the other decor...lol. But it was wayyy overcrowded in there, u could not even get on ANY of the dance floors without running into people left and right, and it felt like being squeezed like sardines in a can. There was no way u could move without jabbing at people, or being jabbed at. That being said, one chick actually had the nerve to turn around and HIT ME in the back , call me a b****, and demand to know why I pushed her...............umm, I can't tell who's pushing who in this environment? I had been knocked into so many times, if I had ran over someone as a result, I probably wouldn't have known either. My friends and I couldn't get out of that place fast enough.