text: This is short.\n\n8:30 PM, Saturday night, calling Giuseppe....\"ring\"....\"ring\" \"RESTORANTE GIUSEPPE!\", \"Hi what's your current wait??\", \"KITCHEN IN CLOSED\", 'CLICK'.\n\nYour shitting me right?\n\n8:30 on a Saturday, give me a break. I won't even consider trying it now no matter how good it is, another great example of modern day lazy american business operations.