text: I stayed at the cosmopolitan for our 5 year anniversary.  We booked their suite with wrap-around balcony and the view of the fountains.. paid around 900 bucks for 2 nights.\n\nThe good:\n- Best views in vegas - we had a view of the bellagio fountains and the strip\n- Big room - 1200 sqft of room.. thats massive\n- Convenient location, central to everything\n- Most of the staff was courteous and polite\n\nThe bad:\n- no drinking water ( most hotels at least have a bottle - specially needed after a long flight and super-hot vegas weather )\n- no coffee machine\n- no toiletries beyond the basics - we asked for a shaving kit which took 1 hour to arrive. There was no bath scrub, etc. which most hotels in this price range offer. \n- gym access was 20 bucks per day - I actually had made sure that the hotel had gym, I guess they forget to mention that you have to pay to use it\n- renting a chair at the pool was a few hundred bucks\n- chocolate cake took 1 hour to arrive and wasn't that good\n- we ate at the Chinese+mexican restaurant which was basically overpriced and lousy food.\n- the bathroom light wasn't working, so i called the concierge. nothing happened for 2 hours, and I had to call again. they said the previous person didn't put the request in.\n\nI have stayed in a lot of vegas hotels, both for work and pleasure from 60 per night to the mgm sky lofts - but this hotel has underwhelmed me the most.  I have come to expect a certain level of service from high end hotel, and the cosmopolitan completely disappoints.