text: Fail.\n\nThey serve food till midnight, so we rolled through here at 11 PM on a First Friday. \n\nThe waiter kept forgetting things we asked for... water, menus, etc. \n\nFrench fries - oops chips - tasted like they had been sitting out for a while. Cool and mushy... not my idea of a good chip.\n\nMy clam chowder was kind of thin though it tasted OK. It was lacking potatoes. Kinda weird. \n\nOrdered a Strongbow cider on tap... and it's flat. Since the server was nowhere to be found, I went up to the bar. Bartender: \"Oh the cider is usually a little flat! Don't worry about it!\" (WHAAA???) Me: \"No - it's really flat. I think my water is fizzier.\" Turns out it was the bottom of the tap and there's none left, and they aren't opening another till the next day. So no drinkey drinkey for Adam. Fail! \n\nFriend ordered some sandwich, she seemed to like it but it didn't look too thrilling to me. So whatevs.\n\nThe wine list was pretty shallow. Other friend ordered some \"fruity tart\" type flavored white wine. She said it was \"tinny\" tasting and not good. Fail.\n\nThe pool table takes up way too much room such that it's impossible to sit around the wall and not be poked by sticks. After being poked 3x by this daft fool I tapped the back of his cue ball and messed up his shot on purpose, because I was about to get it in the ribs. \n\nThe paintings of the Queen and Churchill kind of suck, in a 7th grade kind of way. It looks like Queen E's hair is floating slightly above her head. \n\nI will not be back!