text: Sometimes schticky places are fun and yummy. Unfortunately for us, this chocolate kingdom proved to be more paradise lost than paradise found.\n\nWe thought this would be the perfect place for DD (turning 9) on her bday, since she's a chocoholic. Everything started out promising, with oodles of chocolate drink selections from which to choose. Both her and her younger bro ordered kids' oreo shake. Not sure they used real oreos, as the flavor was off. Strike one.\n\nWhile waiting for food the four of us really wanted water. (We all ordered specialty drinks, but sometimes you need some water to counter the sweet.) Should be simple enough, right? Hmm. Where's our server? Any server? Bueller? Bueller?? Ten minutes later, we finally get someone's attention. (Mind you, the place wasn't tremendously busy.) Strike 2.\n\nKids were SUPER excited about the \"decorate your own pizza.\" Menu said it comes as a cheese pizza with lots of toppings with which to decorate. The pizza arrived on a cute wooden board, with a small dish of about 5 cherry tomato halves. Nothing else. Not olives. Or pepper.  Or anything else. Seriously? Just a few tomato halves to \"decorate\" a kid's pizza. Strike 3.\n\nOn top of that, the food was barely mediocre (think fast food, drive thru quality despite steep sit down prices). The Greek salad was more parsley stalks (yes, stalks) than lettuce, the \"feta\" was unflavorful, the dressing was off, the olives were small smashed pieces.\n\nThe onion ring batter was pretty good, but the rings were greasy.  And a big no-no in my book: they were ordered as appetizer, but took forever and showed up seconds before main entrees.\n\nThe kids' pizza was a bit greasy, unflavorful and had a soggy crust. (Think Pizza Hut thin crust sitting out too long.)\n\nThe club sandwich wasn't bad at all. If you are suckered going into this place, it's a fairly safe bet. \n\nWant a better bet? When you see the bald chocolatier, keep walking.