text: i don't even know where to start. a hotel of this caliber in miami would cost triple what we paid for our two unforgettable nights at the M. the decor is sleek, sexy and innovative. a sensual, floral fragrance permeates throughout every inch of the hotel. there's free soda fountains on the casino floor and a very reasonably priced buffet that seems so go on forever. when you book your room, you either have a choice of strip view or mountain view. while the mountain view sounded lovely, i'm really glad we chose the strip view. we watched the sun go down as las vegas came alive and then fall asleep in the comfortable loungers by the floor-to-ceiling window as the city lights shimmered behind a transparent veil of rising desert heat. our room was very modern but extremely cozy and inviting. the bathroom was ENORMOUS. i probably left claw marks on the porcelain from having to be dragged out of the bathtub. THERE IS A GODDAMN TV IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR. I REPEAT. TV IN THE MIRROR. YOU CAN WATCH FIRST 48 WHILE YOU'RE DROPPING A DEUCE. also, HOLY FREE SHIT EVERYDAY. we got a bottle of wine, a polo shirt, a windbreaker, a t shirt, and an apron! you better believe i was drunk off my ass, prancing around my room in that thing.\n\nhere are my only gripes:\n- there was only one area to get ice on our floor and it happened to be at the opposite end of the hallway. kind of a mission since i was using one of the two sinks as coolers for the bottles of champagne and vodka i brought with me. \n\n- spa mio offers a $50 bikini wax and they mean \"bikini\" for real. none of their staff is apparently trained to do a proper brazilian so i basically paid $50 for about a third of the hair removal that i get at home for half the price. that being said, the girl that waxed me was really lovely. the wax she used was top-notch. i barely felt a thing. the spa itself is so relaxing and serene. i probably would've paid $50 just to sit in the waiting area and continue getting drunk. \n\n- i'm really not psyched about the TOTALLY UNNECESSARY $200 hold they placed on my credit card. turns out the guy that checked us in DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT but did anyway, assuming we would use the internet and the mini bar. who the fuck does that and if you already have my credit card info on file, wouldn't it make more sense to deduct whatever expenses we incur AFTER WE CHECK OUT? fuck. i could've used those $200 which i won't see again for another 7-10 business days. THANKS GUY. \n\nother than the points mentioned above, i am totally staying here again next time i'm in vegas.