text: I could just copy & paste Tim J's review of this place (from a year & a half ago!), & it would be real close, but let me do my own, \"Good/Not So Good\" account:\n\nThe good:\n\n*  It's nice inside, & I was able to plant myself in a comfortable booth for lunch.  Norm R. joined me, to run this place up against one of the Valley's best of these kinds of places, \"Pizza Buffet & Much, Much More\" in North Phoenix.  I also kept Pizza Hut Buffet (48th St.), Amazing Jake's, CiCi's, Pep\u00e9's & Peter Piper in mind, in reviewing it.\n\n*  The salad bar is ok, having enough of the usual veggies to satisfy, & there were potato & macaroni salads that were ok.\n\n*  Disregarding grease, the flavor of the pizza was pretty good.\n\n*  Our server, an older lady who looked like she'd be more at home at (the great) Scott's Generations, was friendly & attentive.\n\nOk, let's get to the dirt:\n\n*  They have \"Rules.\"  Have you ever been to New Town Super Buffet in Burbank, CA?  \"$20.99 extra charge if you eat the fish off the sushi & don't eat all the rice.\"  \"$20.99 extra charge if you don't eat all the food on your plate.\"  \"$20.99 extra charge if you take a plate of any one thing.\"  Ok, it wasn't quite as bad as THAT, but it was, in so many words, NO YOU CAN'T COME OVER TO THIS SIDE OF THE SERVING TABLE WHERE IT'S MORE CONVENIENT TO GET YOUR PIZZA THAT'S IN THE BACK!  NO, YOU CAN'T GET YOUR OWN ICE CREAM CONE FOR DESSERT!  You get the idea.\n\nThen there was the pizza.  There was some cheese bread, some garlic bread, & several pizzas out.  The pizza choices consisted of cheese, cheese with a dab of something else, pepperoni, sausage, & pepperoni & sausage.  Nothing else, really, except that you could special order \"taco pizza\" or, can you imagine?, SAUERKRAUT pizza!  HOLY S#*@T, & you thought Spam Lo Mein was weird!\n\nThere was so much grease floating around on the top of the pizza slices that you could roll one up from side to side, aim it at your friend (in this case Norm R.), & squirt it out the bottom at them like milking a cow!\n\n*  The coup de gr\u00e2ce to this place was the outrageous price!  I called ahead, & they told me $8.50 including soft drink & a soft-serve cone, which is ridiculous for a pizza buffet.  Then, when I arrived here, hungry & 21 miles from home, I was advised that they have just jacked the price up to $9.25 for all adults!  HOLY S#*@T AGAIN!  Even if the pizza WASN'T all greasy, the maximum price, including drink & no-you-can't-get-it-yourself soft serve ice cream cone, should be $6.25.  Even then, it wouldn't be as good overall as Pizza Buffet, where the same amount of choice costs $4.99/$3.99 Senior!\n\nTwo Stars, period.