text: Oh King George,\nKing of the Phoenix dive bars\nI live so close\nI require no cars\nYou have pub food of plenty \nAnd patrons a many\nBut consuming such grease\nMakes me feel like a piece\nYour beer doesn't please me\nAnd leaves me feeling slightly queasy\nA dungeon of darkness\nWith lights so dim\nA place void of nobles and youth\nMost patrons barely have more than a tooth\nMy visits here leave me full of sorrow\nI guess see you again tomorrow....