text: My digestive tract is still mad at me for the complete assault I gave it whilst gorging myself on the prime rib. We stayed there for hours, literally, just so we could digest a little then keep eating. \n\nOur server was super nice, and kept our drinks full. She may have judged us, thought we were all hedonistic pigs, but she didn't let on. She was merciful.\n\nI want to sleep in a bed made of that prime rib.