text: Ryan J brought me out here and, yes, I brought my A game--went ahead and ordered the Bear: peanut butter, cracker jacks, bacon, gouda and BBQ sauce. It was state-fair-what-did-I-Just-Do? awesome. So good. \n\nThe carneys selling overpriced knitting nearby were odd--but we liked the lamps the guys recreating Mad Men were pimping out there.\n\nI don't know anything about these Short Leash Dogs people--but they clearly have something dialed in. The Bear dog was part of some contest put on by the Arizona Diamondbacks. They won, so now it's become a big deal for them.\n\nRyan J got a different dog. And as he reviewed nearly two years ago: you gotta \"unleash your hot dog inhibitions\" to get into this place.\n\nWho has hot dog inhibitions? Dumb people, that's who.