text: Chainsaw S. have a motto....  Aim low.\n\nYou can't expect anything good from a joint named Terrible's.  Low expectations are the key to good customer service.\n\nGenius.  That's what Terrible's is.\n\nHere are a few suggestions that would have given them 4 stars from me:\n~Throw in a fabric softener sheet with the towels every once and a while.  Good thing I forgot my exfoliator at home.\n~Try not to make your guests feel like they have the world's fattest ass.  I'm telling you, every time I sat on that tiny toilet seat I sang \"Fat Bottom Girls\".\n~WD40 those elevators, please.  \n\nI had a damn good time staying at Terrible's.  The bloody mary's were good AND free.  The pool was refreshing and relatively clean.  And the best part... it's walking distance to the Double Down, even in heels.