text: Someone's gonna have to roll me over with a minivan, ;probably Matthew C. \n\nI think a rock is sitting at the bottom of my stomach.\n\nI got the The DJ with corned beef, emmentaler, and extra side helping of heart attack onna plate. \n\nI was starving. And after eating more calories than I normally consume in an entire day, I was still hungry, but feeling grossed out. Skimpy sandwich, entirely lacking in meat, with extra helpings of butter or other grease.\n\nPerhaps I should have stuck to a more basic grilled cheese sandwich.\n\nThe French Onion Soup was okay. The croutons were nicely crunchy, though I think this is a soup that needs bread. No melted cheese on top, but the cheese pooled at the bottom was okay.\n\nBF got the grampa sized sandwich and it just seemed like more bread.\n\nI'd rather spend an extra dollar and get more meat.\n\nIf you're looking for health food, you're in the wrong place. But I think even a grilled cheese doesn't have to have so much grease/fat/heart attack.\n\nI could swear off food for a week after this sandwich, if I weren't still hungry.\n\nI wanted to love it. Really, I did.