text: Came here for a typhoid vaccination for travel today. It was easy to find and get to. \n\nIt's set up exactly like the DMV, except a lot less crowded - blue cubicles, take a number, wait, etc. It's clean, but very gloomy / fluorescent / typical government building. I was in an out of there in 30 minutes. \n\nGirl at the counter: friendly,  nice. Nurse Vickie: super nice and friendly! Chit chatty, informative, and yet still efficient. Cashier Erin: also friendly and helpful. \n\nSo, why the mediocre review, you say? The GOD AWFUL security guard. He is on such a little power trip and is so uninformed that he should not be the first person people interact with when they arrive. He is also so overweight that I cannot imagine him stopping ANYONE from causing mischief if they wanted to. \n\nThe story....(fresh and still annoyed)\nI come in - \n\"Hi, do you need some help?\" (so far, so good)\n\"Yes, I'm here for a typhoid vaccine\" \n\"OK, you need to fill out the white form\" (points to the wall) \n\"OK\" (I start heading over to the wall) \n\"We don't allow food and drink in here\" (couldn't have told me that before I started walking over to the wall?)\n\"OK\" (I start heading out)\n\"You need to use the exit door\" (points to other side of the building)\n\nAt this point, I'm still game. Rules are rules, whatever. Maybe they have a security camera that points a certain way and need to have the same number of people entering as exiting or something. Going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Guy's just doing his job. \n\nI come back in, take a look at the \"Check in starts here\" table which has the same forms I saw I needed online with clipboards and pens. \"Are these the right forms?\"\n\"No, you need the one on the wall.\"\nI walk over to the wall. The forms on the wall (no clipboards, no pens) are exactly the same as the ones on the table. The white forms clearly are labeled 'Childhood vaccines (under 18 years old).'\n\"Are you sure you don't mean the blue one?\" (The blue forms are labeled \"travel vaccines\")\n\"No, the white one.\"\nOK, whatever, maybe they only use the white form now or something. \n\nI take my number, fill out the form, sit down and fill it out. I get called very promptly and am helped by the friendly girl at the counter, who informs me I needed to fill out the BLUE form. I KNEW IT! So maybe the guy didn't know what a typhoid vaccine was for. He could have asked, \"what is your vaccine for again?\" I swear, he gets off on making people's lives just a little more difficult. It's like he's a supervillain - Inconvenience Man.