text: F- This Place\n\nSo we bought VIP passes to check out this club. The passes allowed us to have front of the line and complimentary admission. We got there right when the place opens and the host directed us to the general admission line. Even after showing him our passes, he had the nerve to ask for 20 bucks per person so we can cut to the front. No thanks, we were literally 7 people away from the front of the line and the last thing I wanted to do is give the D-bag any money.\n\nWe waited in line for about 10 minutes and got in. I was a bit surprised to see how crowded the place was. The DJ was just okay. He played a mix of old school hip-hop and classic clubbing songs. There are two bars and a decent size dance floor. They had a couple go-go dancers there too. Drinks were pricey, but they are strong. I paid 30 bucks for a Whiskey (Jim Beam)/Coke and Gin (Mystery clear bottle)/Tonic.\n\nThere are a lot of aggressive chubby girls here. My buddy was dancing near platform; a little too close to a group of drunk jolly girls at a bachelorette party. They devoured him like a free T-bone steak. They tried to jump on his back and ride him like a pony. After watching my buddy fend for his life, we decided it was time to go and grab a pizza. \n\nAs we left, this a-hole from behind the VIP area shoves my friend to the ground. No reason. Just being a jackass. The bouncer right next to him did nothing. My lawyer wifey held me back and said it was a bad idea to go \"Situation\" on his ass. I'm lucky she's so much smarter than me. I probably would have just gotten beat up and left the club crying with a bloody nose. \n\nOverall, I wouldn't come back to Haze. Hosts are D-bags, music was just okay, drinks are ridiculously expensive, venue was plain, and the bouncers are useless.  The go-go dancers were hot, but not worth the hassle to come here.  \n\nAbout my credentials:\nGrowing up in Maryland, there's not much to do. I was an awkward geek that had trouble talking/meeting chicks. I learned that I'm a lot like Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali, from Big Bang Theory. I only had the confidence to talk to chicks when I'm plastered (that's how I met my wife). Anyways, being single for most my life I've gone to a good amount of clubs and lounges. I don't go as much because I'm old, fat, and get sleepy by 10 pm.