text: Oh dear, what can the matter be?  EVERYTHING!!!  What a train wreck of an experience.  First, very difficult to find.  Unfortunately, we found it.  The place was empty at 7:30 while all other nearby Borgata restaurants were full.  That should have been a clue.  Had a Deal Chicken certificate so we had one appetizer, two entrees and two non-alcoholic beverages.  Appetizer was an overly toasted cardboard-like english muffin with some cream cheese, avocado and sundried tomato.  They said Bella! Bella! Bella.  I say, insipid.  Raspberry Lassi drink was good but strawberry spritzer was not.  Two glasses of warm water were delivered.  I asked about ice and waitress said she'd see if they had any.  Had any?  Really?  Salmon entree sounded good on menu but they were out.  Tilapia sounded good but they had no tilapia and were substituting sole which was very fishy smelling and tasting.  Supposed to be served with millet but they were out and substituted brown rice which looked like a very pale, pasty, tasteless grool.  Single fork wrapped in paper napkin.  No spoon, no knife, no salt/pepper on table. Sign on door written in crayon said that there might be some delays since four staff left suddenly.  Smart people.  They abandoned ship before the sinking.  Glad I used the Deal Chicken certificate now because if I waited much longer they will surely be deservedly dark.  Can't remember laughing so much and so hard over such a terrible dining experience.