text: Tao is definitely not the place to go if you want good Asian cuisine. \n\nI ordered the curry noodles and they were salty and the noodles are way too thin, not to mention it was extremely over priced (along with pretty much everything on the menu) I mean c'mon 26$ for a little bowl of curry noodles? \n\nSuper dark and SUPER LOUD. It's pretty much like eating in a night club. You have to yell at the person across from you for conversation. \n\nI went with a large party maybe 15 or so people. When the check came out we simply asked for it to be split up. The waiter literally looked at us as if we were asking him to juggle chainsaws on fire while unicycling on a tight rope. \n\nHe said it would take some time to split it up, pretty much trying to convince us not to. He took roughly 35-40 minutes to split the check. Seriously? C'mon. If the local Denny's can split a 15 person check with no issue why can't your hip modern upscale Asian restaurant do so too? \n\nIn conclusion, avoid Tao unless you enjoy mediocre over priced food and shitty customer service.