text: Yuck, really?\n\nI never go to Best Buy, but I went over the weekend to try some laptop comparison shopping with my wife. I just wanted to her try different models and see which ones she liked.\n\nFirst, what are you doing at the door, Guy Standing At The Door? Are you a receipt checker? I can't stand that kind of gestapo B.S. If you are a greeter, and you did greet us, why are you standing at a podium, Richard Dawson?\n\nOnward. They have the laptops arranged by brand... kind of? There are a couple laptops of each brand, but then they have endcaps of laptops or no known reason, and a whole row of \"student\" laptops for which the criteria is anyone's guess. The \"Apple\" section is also segregated 20 feet away with curtains, as if to prevent an infiltration of filth from the Windows PCs. \n\nMy wife managed to inspect a couple of the laptops for at least 30 seconds before being jostled aside by an associate trying to get into a storage cage. I marveled at the signs advertising the Geek Squad service of essentially turning on your laptop and uninstalling a couple unwanted apps for like $100. How many people have been suckered into this, I wonder.\n\nThen... there is a Cox Cable guy roaming around? Why am I being accosted by a third-party vendor inside of Best Buy?