text: On their breakfast menu, the grumpy uncaring folk of Cafe Jacques say they're open to suggestions. Well here's one: how about trying to serve up actual food rather than the laminated, 'made from powder', tasteless schmap that you're currently slapping down in front of people.\n\nFood does not get worse than this and the coffee is not recognizable as coffee. Enough said.\n\nIn an area of tourist traps serving completely un-thought out offensive over-priced rubbish, Cafe Jacques takes it to a new level. DO NOT EVEN WALK PAST! Actually, on second thoughts, avoid Grassmarket altogether. There's great food in Edinburgh, but it's nowhere near this place.