text: OK, so check this out.  I know I have been long dormant with the Yelp reviews (bad girl, BAD GIRL!), so to make it up to ya'll, I am now embarking on a casino-by-casino tour of my new hometown of LV, NV, and will include reviews of each as I tour them.  Now, these will not include room stays, but just schlepping around the premises - eating, drinking, and checking out anything that moves or doesn't move.  Got it? OK, let's proceed...\n\nReview #10:\nway out east in Henderson; definitely catering to the locals & elderly, with miles & miles of slot machines, plus a huge bingo room, a 13-screen movie theater, and a massive 72-lane bowling alley; the kiddos are also accomodated with multiple arcades & an amusement rides area; the hotel portion is really set off to the side, so much so that I didn't even realize there were hotel rooms here initially; nice motif throughout the casino, especially the faux-balconies near the restaurants; they also have a very nice & quite large sports book that invites lingering; restaurant & bar choices are pretty basic, but the Oyster Bar is a cut above; overall, would have given them 3.5 stars if I could; best craft beer bet = the Oyster Bar for sure, which recently added about 10 good beers in bottles