text: Tits and Gays, Tits and Gays, and just when you think you've seen it all, YES!!!, more tits and Gays. For the record, I'm a straight man, but I guess it's the metro in me that appreciates quality gay singers and dancers, and this show had quite the stable! The show is about 30 minutes too long and if you're stuck in a middle seat, there's no escape. Halfway through the show, I discovered their special formula. In between the big numbers that are filled with tight abs and perky tits (and I AM referring to the women), they throw in these other dance numbers that are painful. Right when it gets to the point where my body can no longer support the weight of my head and eyes are about to close, BOOM!!, they bring back the tits.  If the tits don't wake you up out of your coma, the 14 mil volts of retina burning lights will make you reach for your Ray Bans. If you got nothing better to do, I'd say go for it!