text: The incessant WOMP WOMP WOMP in Insert Coins isn't from Pacman, but instead the sound of jokes failing when brawny, bar-hopping dudes start hitting on girls. This place is an ant farm for guys who pop their collars, swing their forked tongues back and fourth like pendulums on grandfather clocks, and wave their arms around like they're drowning in an invisible ocean. \n\nThe music is so loud that I feel like treble clefs and staves are strangling and beating me to the floor. And the prices are ridiculous. I ordered a jack and coke and it was $10.00. Um, I didn't order Gentleman or Single Barrel Jack; I ordered regular. Did you guys put a spoiler on my drink? What am I paying for? It also doesn't help that the bartender cant hear anything because everything is so noisy. It's so loud that I have to repeat myself over and over. I felt like a hip hop hype man. \n\nInsert Coins has a few cool games - The Simpsons? Today, my friends, the word yes is spelled in \"hells\" and \"yeahs\" - but the terrible prices that play whac-a-mole with my heart doesn't really make the experience worthwhile.