text: Yelp, you have wronged me.  We wanted to try something healthy and light and decided to dine here last Saturday for lunch.  It was about 1pm, and the place was packed.  We patiently stood around for a few minutes waiting to be seated.  We figured they were busy so we'll just seat ourselves.  The busser cleaned a table, and we sat down.  He gave us our menus, but we were ignored for the next 10-15 minutes.  (We should've just gotten up and ran.)  Finally, I walked up to a waiter and asked if we could order.  He came to our table, apologized & said it was busier than normal.  As someone from the industry, I was sympathetic.  We ordered a California panini, eggplant pizzeti, & chicken/mushroom/spinach panini with side salads & chips.  They were out of the french fries.  How could you be out of fries for the next 2 hours? The food was such a disappointment!  I don't care if it was organic & the lettuce came from the garden of Eden & watered with holy water; it was simply not good.  The side salads were completely uninteresting.  I could buy organic mixed greens from Safeway and throw some vinaigrette on it, and it would taste exactly the same.  My CA panini was barely warm.  The bread was tiny and the meat looked turkey bologna from the sale section of the grocery store.  I could've made this garbage at home but no, I spent $7 on it.  The pizzeti was equally disgusting.  No flavor whatsoever.  My bf's panini was ok.  Not terrible but edible at best.  And it was served with a small handful of broken Lays potato chips.  I cannot believe we wasted $30 & 1.5 hours on this place.  I initially wanted to try the red velvet cake, but from the experience with the food & service, we decided not to waste any more $ here.\n\nThe place is full of frou frou vegetarians/health conscious people who are willing to pay $$ for awful food because they probably don't know better.  The lady at the table next to ours was a calorie counter and wanted to know the calories of everything.  Listen lady, you don't look that great.  Save your time and money & eat somewhere else that actually tastes good & hit the gym if you feel that guilty.  I consider myself a health conscious person but I definitely think that taste should not be compromised. \n\nFood 0/5\nService 0.5/5\nAmbiance 0.5/5 (they played loud techno music)\nGrand total for 1/5 stars. If 0 stars was an option, I would've given 0.