text: Hipster hole in the wall....so THIS is where the unemployed miscreants of Phoenix hide out and pretend they're somebody. \n\nFound this place via Yelp, looking for that hard to find Starbucks alternative in Phoenix. We came in through the back door, which was what....a dirty college dorm where some guys were working on their home brew? Co-Op shared space? Soapbox derby car manufacturing??? What?\n\nOh...Coffee is served in the OTHER side. Beer dudes made a snarky motion to the counter on the other side of the sea of dirty R.E.M tshirts. Ok. My coworker and I were in work uniform, which by the looks from some of the patrons, both confused them and bothered them. Doth my white collar employment offend you? \n\nOrdered a dried out, tasteless scone and a cappuccino and was told it could not be served in a \"to go\" paper cup. No reason or explanation. This was NOT a place I wanted to stay and drink my coffee. I needed daylight & fresh air, not some wannabe hippie's feet propped up next to my table while he played Mahjong. \n\nSat in misery and quickly drank my cappuccino so I could get the F on outta there. I will add this to the long list of places not to come back to. Also to the list of places that try too hard. Yuck.