text: Ughhh. I gave alchemy a second.. third.. Chance.  They finally had enough sense to drop their absurd prices ($15 for a pretty average burger? Come on...) so I thought they were worthy of another shot.  Welp, they replaced their absurd prices with absurd service and a lack of pretty much every item on the menu.  I mean, at 10 PM on a Friday night, how can you possibly be out of almost all of your draft beers, Captain Morgan, and half of your appetizers, INCLUDING the one that the waiter recommended?   Maybe you should make sure you actually have something before recommending that your customers order it?  And OH WAIT... they didn't ACTUALLY drop the prices.. they just stopped included fries with your meal and charge 4 freaking dollars to add them on.  So let's do the math... 5 lbs of potatoes costs about $3 - you get about 4 oz. of fries -  so the true cost is somewhere around 15 cents?  Sounds like a rip-off to me.   \n\nSad.. this place could be cool.  But alas, it sucks.  Spend your money elsewhere.  And hope that the schmuck running this place takes a look at some of these reviews and gets a clue.