text: Grotty, dirty, cheap, and the unofficial Ground Zero of Edinburgh's seedy underbelly, a visit to Diane's will always be a memorable one. Expect to be offered knock-off DVDs and suspicious looking drugs, expect a pool cue across the head and a broken bottle in the face at some point during your visit, and expect to drink heavily alongside dealers, con artists, and every type of petty criminal under the sun.\n\nNeedless to say, I absolutely love it.