text: I usually write long reviews, but my feelings on TAO are simple\n\n- love the sprawling space\n- hate the overcrowding (one can only be rudely bumped so many times)\n- love the one hour open bar\n- hate the rude people (i swear to you, they're ruder here!)\n- love the music variety\n- can't understand the never ending, winding line to get in \n\nOverall, still had fun, but the open bar probably has a lot to do with it. Despite the shortcomings, it's still more fun than Hollywood so I can't complain too much.