text: Yikes!  After reading all of these great reviews I really thought I was in for a treat, but boy was I hugely disappointed.\n\nFirst off, there was way too much time spent on my face, ears, forehead, and neck.  Like I counted over 100 strokes on one side of my neck alone and it was the same maneuver over and over that it felt like he was burning my skin.  Like sheesh!  Add some lotion man!\n\n2nd, my back was the most tense but apparently my therapist disregarded that because he only spent 5 minutes in the area I needed it the most.  \n\n3rd, as my therapist hovered over me, he burped and it smelled awful!  That pretty much ruined my entire experience.\n\nI did 1/2 enjoy the foot massage portion except again, way too much time rubbnig my big toe alone.  Weird!\n\nI found the entire experience quite awkward, and being someone who gets massages quite frequently, I wouldn't come to this place ever again.