text: Never, ever, ever again. Ever. \n\nBecause even if I think your coffee blows, and even if I only gave you three stars (*gasp*), there's no excuse for talking shit about me -- loudly -- while I am forking over $10 for a sandwich. That's just a poor customer service decision, folks. As business owners, you should know that. \n\nAnd just for clarification, I never wrote that your coffee tastes like shit. But I will now: Your coffee tastes like shit. \n\nSo, no more $12 chef salads. No more $3 croissants. And definitely no more of your fake-nice bitchiness or dirty looks when I walk by in the morning with my Cartel coffee. I will save my money for an establishment that treats me like a person.\n\nPS -- look forward to a severe business decline as soon as the place across the way opens. I'll make sure to smile and wave as I walk by.