text: I think if you enjoy staying or frequently visiting the Palms, you are probably someone that looks like the people featured here at this site: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/\n\nI only stayed here because I had plans to see a show at The Pearl that night. My room was the basic, low budget one, and I can't believe they sell this thing at around $200 a night. The TV isn't even a flatscreen one- I could get a cheap room with a better TV at Excalibur. The only thing good about that room was the bed that had lots of soft pillows on it.\n\nThe casino floor isn't very big. I think most of the Palms' main building is for their clubs, some of which happen to be inconveniently near the hotel room elevators, making it difficult to get to your room since you have to squeeze by nasty, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags and drunk girls wearing dresses that would've fit them 20lbs ago. It seems like this hotel was made for just the \"bros\" because every time I walked into the elevator, what would come out was some ugly sparkly-shirt wearing, uber tanned, spikey haired guy. Yuck. Oh and they have AXE deodorant spray in the rooms too. \n\nFood selection was lame, and the waiters at the 24/7 Cafe need to be more attentive. I left after waiting for over 20 minutes to be served. \n\nThe only good thing I have to say about this place is that most of the staff is really nice. The reception and concierge desk were helpful, especially with letting me check in to my room at 9:30 AM instead of waiting till 4 PM. Other than that, there's no good reason for me to return to this hotel. I'm sticking to the strip.