text: Have you ever been talking with your friends and they begin to tell you how great of a swimmer they are? Then they run and belly flop and begin to just sink to the bottom? No?? I haven't either, but if i had, this would be that friend.\n\nConsidering that this place boasts its presence with being right in old town Scottsdale you think they would have experience, food, and service. \n\nI contemplated 1 star but that would be unfair to the first server who did a great job. \n\nShall we continue?\nUpon arriving they seemed busy inside and didn't have a table ready. My party had already been sitting and waiting for awhile when the rest of us arrived. They had 2 small children and 1 pregnant woman. Let's have them sit outside without water for awhile. Thats what we did. Finally a server came over and brought us water promptly.  Kind of a big deal to not be aware of your waiting patrons (especially if all you have is outdoor waiting in ARIZONA.) \n\nOnce seated, server came over, said hi and left. (i don't know why the rest of my party left their waters outside, i brought mine in). She never brought over or asked us if we would like waters. I guess seeing one cup for 8 people is sufficient.  Well 10 minutes later a group walks in same size and sits in the booth across from us. As we wait for our server to come back and take our order 20-25 minutes later, she instead goes to take the order of our neighbors. Um hi..we are waiting still. \n\nAfter long awkward anticipation of trying to \"flag her down\" (granted she could have been busy, but she was chatting with the hostesses a lot, so who knows) she comes over and takes our long awaited dinner orders..we are striding along 45-50 minutes to take our order. When the other group was promptly attended to (10-15min). Oh heck yes i really was timing.. \n\nOrder goes, 10 minutes  later appetizers come out and 1hr later (yes i realize it takes awhile to get food out especially 8 dishes) our dinner comes, or i think it is our dinner. We had 3 messed up orders. 3 overly cooked burgers..i tasted them it was so dry not even drink our 1 cup of water between 8 people could re hydrate that.  I mean i am a guy, most things can be fixed for me with just a GOOD (not even great) meal. But they couldn't even capitalize on that.. I am pretty sure a \"good\" meal could have come through better.\n\nHeh, my meal was some chicken sandwich, thank God it was cooked all the way through. It was definitely slopped together. There was a GLOB of sundried tomatoes placed only in the middle, showing me that they cared so much to just ladle out the st's. I mean it was okay, but nothing i'd pay that much.\n\nHey i am a nice guy, lets talk about our neighbors.. by the time we got our food they were done eating and paying for their bill (they had 7 people). hmmm\n\ni could go on, but really...whats the point? you get the idea...i wont be back