text: Went for lunch. My experience:\n\n-Ordered maduros. Waiter came back a little while later to say they didn't have any.\n-Waiter gave my boyfriend the wrong food, then got it and gave it to somebody at another table when he realized it.\n-My steak sandwich had one strip of meat, covering about half the bread. Tasted pretty much like I was just eating toasted bread. For $10.\n-Lukewarm fries on the side. \n-Asked the waiter if they had cortaditos (a sweetened espresso). He didn't know, checked with somebody else, said we actually meant something completely different, which couldn't be made till the bartender came in at 2.