text: This place isn't really a strip club.  There aren't a bunch of girls trying to tackle you for your $20 per song and the girls that are there would rate somewhere between a 5 and an 8.  \n\nThis place isn't really a dance club either.  It's got huge video screens that play the music videos from the songs they're playing (though the video is a bit out of sync with the actual music) and no one is dancing, well except the wigglers.  \n\nIt's not a strip club because they play really long songs sometimes without cutting them short.\n\nIt's not a dance club because most of the patrons there are just guys who think it's a strip club.\n\nIt mostly just comes across as a sad dysfunction between the two with a location that's far removed from The Strip (near Orleans) and a $30 cover that just makes you feel like you were ripped off when you leave.  \n\nI actually started the review giving these guys three stars, but now that I've re-read it, I'm moving it down to two.  if you want to dance, go to Late Night Empire or Drai's.  If you want a strip club, then ask your limo driver (you're not still driving around in taxi's are you?).