text: There are so many things wrong with this place. Should I start with the service? I'll start with the service. The staff is usually preoccupied with chatting or card games when you walk in, so being seated, getting menus and ordering water takes 15 minutes. \n\nThe food is mediocre at its best, cold and bland at its worst. We  ordered pad thai, spicy fried rice, chicken satay, tom yum gai (arrived cold), red curry and beef larb. Most of it tasted like nothing, the rest tasted like watered down garlic juice. \n\nThe prices are high, especially with the long wait between dishes and the staff walking away before we were finished ordering. Please go to Archi's Kitchen or Lotus of Siam.