text: Is it a gorgeous, sexy hotel? YES!\n\nIs this place teeming with gorgeous, sexy people? YES!\n\nIs it the best place in Vegas to stay? HELL NO!!!\n\nWhile I would definitely pick this place for the Chandelier Bar, the various restaurants (reviews to follow ) and the eye candy for days, the service needs help and the rooms left a bit to be desired.  \n\nService was lacking.  Housekeeping was spread far too thin when you needed them, and came knocking despite the sign at 0900 on Friday morning.  It took hours, 4 exactly, to get linen for the pull out sofa, which usually is already in the room.  At the Cosmo? No. All they keep is a pillow in the closet. When we tried to ask for extra towels as the housekeeper passed us in the hallways, she said we had to call.  What? We're trying to save you some time.  Argh.\n\nRooms: gorgeous, sexy, chic? Yes, all of the above.  I do appreciate that most all the rooms have a balcony and the 3 suites we had all did.  We had a fantastic view of the Bellagio fountains, so that was a definite plus.  The space was adequate, but next time I would stay in the wraparound terrace.  The mini bar and fridge was such an epic fail.  Every time anyone actually picked up an item for more than a few seconds, it charged the room.  For those that didn't know this, that resulted in $100 worth of extra charges.  Luckily, this was quickly corrected on check out with a quick phone call.  Why boast rooms with a kitchen when you don't have a stove, dishes, or anything that's of real use.  I didn't want to cook, but use of a fridge would have been nice.  Otherwise, just get rid of the damn thing.  In one of the rooms, the TV in the living room had zero feed and was useless, and the cordless phone wasn't working as well.  \n\nI see this review going on and on, so I should sum it up.  Stay here if most of your party plans are actually at this hotel, or if you just have to judge for yourself, like we did.  Should you make this hotel your go to place? Nah. This hotel is bankrupt, and they're trying to get back some of their losses by nickel and diming you.