text: For some reason, as some point in my life I thought Stereo was a decent club. I think that had something to do with being in first year at uni, the first year away from home so everything in Edinburgh is big and shiney and new. \n\nBecause Stereo is most definitely not a decent club. Its one of those clubs where if your not a Chav, then you have no business being here. Unless you like to make out with random strangers while heavily petting said stranger, you're probably not going to like this place. I have seen people thrown out of here for almost completing the deed on the dance floor. Yeh, its that kind of place. \n\nA really annoying part of Stereo is their bouncers. They are on some uber power trip and seem to think they are the secret service and your trying to enter the White House or something. They grill you on where you have been all night and who with and why. Its a little extreme. \n\nHowever the saving grace of Stereo (which is why it gets two stars, not one), is the little known white room on the top floor. Generally the Chavs are too drunk to make it all the way up here so its usually empty. And on a Friday night its 80's night! So if you gather a huge group of super fun friends you can head up to the white room and have your own little private party. Complete with 80's music!\n\nBut the rest of the time this place is awful.