text: Russ and I ventured in here on a Saturday Night (Labor Day weekend) after taking down some fine beers at a Montreal establishment. I was admittedly nervous as that I had chickened out last time I went to a strip club with Russ (I had told him I'd buy him a lap dance and did not) -- since Russ is about teh boobs -- I had to find the most curvacious, buxom woman in Super Sexe and I found her.\n\nAll I can say is VaddaVoom. She was all real and yay, not a total stick figure. After drinking about 2 over priced Heineken's, I finally had the courage to ask her \"So, if I wanted to buy my boyfriend a lapdance from you, could I watch?\"\n\nWell, not only could I watch, I could join in on the fun. Apparently we had options, we could sit with all the college kids about to rocket off through their jeans getting lap dances in the bull pen.... orrrrrrrrrrr........we could go upstairs.\n\n::looks over at pathetic guys with their eyes rolled back in the heads:::\n\nUpstairs we go!\n\nAfter hearing what Chris Rock said about the Champagne room, I was wary, but decided to take the hit and Russ and I followed her up into the depths of the back stair case. The second floor was full of large black men who demanded we pay them \"Entrance Fees\" -- And we did, then we paid another guy -- and then, we got a private room alone, more expensive, but I didn't want to sit in the same room as Mr. Upskirt laying on the ground of the strip club while as dancer danced over him. Maybe next time?\n\nSo, there we were. The two of us with our buxom, blonde, double D'd new friend. After explaining the rules, she danced, and by danced I mean straddled us drunkenly (and nakedly) for a long, long time. \n\nI mostly laughed a lot. It was totally surreal. \n\nWay more expensive that she said, but hey, I'm not arguing with the girl --     you can't really put a price on that crazy experience -- and now I know, there is really no sex in the champagne room -- hell there is no champagne in the champagne room -- just big black guys and understandably drunk (albeit seriously hot) strippers. \n\nFor those of you who are afraid of places like this, it honestly wasn't so bad. Lots of young college faces (maybe kids from McGill) and a handful of couples.  Oh, and if you're interested in only the dancers on stage, they were pretty good, def. a conversation piece and hey, it's Montreal, eh?