text: ... Apologies, I was just daydreaming about the Green Burger.\n\nIf I could suggest to a meat-eater a place for them to experiment with eating like a veg, no doubt this would be the place.\n\nIf I could suggest to a veg a place to have a mouth-gasm, no doubt this would be the place.\n\nOk, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's talk food. They have delicious salads, and was look like good personal-pan style pizzas. I'm a fan of the huge, size-of-your-face pizza slice persuasion, so I've never gone that route at Green.\n\nRegardless, I would be willing to slap a $5 down on the table in front of someone at Green, and if they didn't like the food, they could take it and walk.\n\nTheir tofu/mock-chicken/mock-beef/mock-pork bowls are yum, yum, yum. I stick with the Singapore tofu, and it never fails to make my stomach smile.\n\nAnd their tsoynamis are oh-so good. No, that's not a mistake, people. It's a soy Dairy-Queen-blizzard style cup full of sunshine. EVERY one I've tried has blown me away. Some I like better, but I can't judge. It's sweet. It's soy. It's goooood.\n\nSometimes when it's lunch time, or a busy Friday or Saturday night, this place can get packed. It's usually full of the hipster and indie kinds of people, but, that shouldn't in any way make you not want to eat there, especially if you don't look this way. Eff all of that, go for the food if nothing else.\n\nService is always spot on, and they're always keen to help you decide or answer questions.\n\nIf you want a good, entertaining view of all the fixie-riders (there's a bike shop next door, no lies!), albeit simply amazing food, I'm going to say go here.\n\nP.s. The ladies bathroom has a cool piece of artwork hanging on the wall and an even cooler faucet fixture for the sink.\nP.p.s. The artwork in this place is beyond bitchin'.