text: This is for the club portion:\n- Dark\n- Expensive\n- Weak drinks\n- Small\n-Stairs and drunk people don't mix\n- You'll have to scoot on off your seat if somebody wants to buy a bottle. \n\n+ You can smoke, which is a plus for me\n+ Coat check man and bathroom lady were very nice\n+ Everybody else is about as drunk as you are, so who the fuck cares how lame it truly is.