text: It's not often I get on the interwebs to rave about a corporate beast, but when I do, it's worth it. Take note Madison, take note. \n\nIn addition to being able to shop for absolutely everything under the sun, the place has bomb views (yeah I said it) and a geeked out escalator that your cart can ride up and down. Friendly staff want to find stuff for you. Seriously. Make something up when they ask, \"is there something I can help you find.\" They're so eager, so excited, I could be standing in the toilet paper aisle and someone could approach, and I will ask them where toilet paper is. \n\nThe refrigerator section is brisk, like hat and scarf brisk. But if you crave cold you'll enjoy that you can shop for tube socks, a tube of chapstick and tubers all under the same roof. I'm not going to do my weekly grocery shopping at the place that also sells incontinence relief, but if I'm in the area and need deodorant, I won't mind picking up a bunch of bananas.\n\nHere's a pro tip for ya. Don't go when students are getting back to campus. Not only do they line the aisles shopping for cork boards, $9.99 full length mirrors that they'll try to stick up with 3M Command adhesive and microwaves in odd colors like green apple, but usually these co-eds smell like the night before, and it's hard to watch parents pretend like they don't know what really happened.