text: Johnnie's deflowered me with their Chicago dog. \n\nI was a virgin to Chicago style hot dogs until Johnnie's. Z Pizza was getting boring and I was interested in trying something new. I was kind of skeptical  from the moment I walked into the store. It was dark and not crowded considering how it was lunch time. \n\nThen I was greeted by a Korean dude and thought, \"Oh boy, Korean hot dogs... this should be interesting.\" But he was actually really nice. I wasn't exactly how to order so I just asked him to give me one with everything.\n\nAfter he was done, I unwrapped my dog to find a shit-ton of toppings. Onions, tomatoes, pickles, peppers, mustard... all on a poppy seed bun. I heard it was sacrilegious to put ketchup on a Chicago dog so I didn't but it certainly didn't need it. The hot dog was awesome and I finished it fast, so fast that I don't think I gave my stomach enough time to figure out that I'm full. Hence, the reason why I have an eating disorder.\n\nI ordered another one and this one took a bit longer to finish but I don't like leaving things unfinished, especially food, so down it goes, into my belly. \n\nIt wasn't until years later that I finally made it to Chicago and had lots of Chicago dogs there. Now THAT was the real deal.