text: (Torn over my feelings for Chill Out, I have decided to debate with myself, like I did in front of my child psychologist.)\n\n+ What I love about Central Phoenix is like, no matter what I'm in the mood for, there's always something close by that can satiate my craving. It's a good thing I don't crave fried chicken and mongolian hot pot too often, I guess. \n\n- Oh shut the fuck up. You weren't \"craving\" anything until you heard someone at Tammie Coe say the word \"gelato\". It just happened to be there.\n\n+ Still, you can't deny the awesomeness of a gelato place on the row. \n\n- Right, because no neighborhood is complete without a generic \"alternative to ice cream\" shop. \n\n+ It is not generic. \n\n- Let's do a rundown, shall we? Painfully cliche \"pun on something cold-related\" name...check. Tacky decor...check. Same assortment of predictable flavors...check.\n\n+ Okay, you seriously need to stfu. This isn't Baskin Robbins. You can't blame them for having a limited selection. It's gelato, a dessert that while delicious is simply not as popular or as easy to mass produce as ice cream. You can't fault them for not splurging on crazy flavors and toppings. You have to serve what you know will sell. Besides, they had a couple unique flavors. Like the bananas foster, you know, the flavor I, uh, we had that day.\n\n- Oh my god, after the third spoonful or so I thought there were cuts on my tongue. It was so sharp and tart, it stung. I couldn't even taste any cinnamon or brown sugar. \n\n+ I detected just a hint of rum flavor.\n\n- You're the last person I'd talk to about flavor. You, who swear up and down that the sweat behind your ears smells like pizza hut breadsticks.\n\n+ Okay now that was out of bounds. \n\n- And sorbet's nice and all, but would it kill anyone to have soy gelato on hand? I know it exists, I've seen it at Whole Foods. I mean, I'm not bashing Chill Out for not having soy, I just, you know, I'm just tired of sorbet.\n\n+ You have never eaten sorbet, ever.\n\n- I could eat sorbet.\n\n+ Your negative bullshit aside, I still think it was pretty good, especially at that price. I mean, as long as you're buying the gelato and not any of the coke products. Ugh. I'm so over drinks in plastic bottles. So not green.\n\n- And what would be better for the environment, Miss Earth Day?\n\n+ Just carry a reusable bottle or thermos and have them fill that up for you. Well, if they had a fountain and not a cabinet of overpriced high fructose corn---I'm starting to sound like you, aren't I?\n\n- Cthulu forbid.\n\n+ I think in time, if they try to expand their menu it could be a real \"cold spot\". Get it? You know, instead of a hot spot.\n\n- Die in a fire, you vapid twat. \n\n+ Bite me, Lilith Fair.