text: Wait, so let me get this straight...  You seat me at 5:40am, but you won't let me order anything off the after 6am menu because \"certain chefs specialize in certain foods\" so I can't order anything with bacon or sausage.  Wow, I never realized frying breakfast meats was so damn hard.  And even after I order off the limited before 6am menu... you don't even bring me my food til after 6:30?!?!  \n\nLet me straighten another thing out... my friend CAN'T order scrambled eggs, bacon, and home fry potatoes.  He can have scrambled eggs, NO bacon, and french fries.  BUT, my other friend CAN have chicken fried steak, a biscuit, gravy, and HOME FRY POTATOES!?!?!\n\nAnd explain to me how I CAN'T order the salad that IS on the menu... BUT I CAN order the ahi tuna or chicken & waffles that AREN'T on the menu!?!?\n\nThen after I jump through all your hoops to order, you leave me with a menu with crosswords and puzzles on it, but you have the ONLY writing instrument in the whole restaurant??  And I think you better have a word with your \"specialized\" chefs in the back.... cause none of the food tasted good.\n\nLAME!!