text: Drift can be hit or miss as far as the crowd goes, but I always have a good time.  I have been to Drift more times than I can count.  It's always the fallback place if my friends and I are not not sure what to do or if we are not feeling it somewhere else. \n\nThings I've been asked at Drift:\n\n-Man grabs my arm as I am walking by (not the best pick-up technique to begin with- randomly grabbing girls).  \nGrabber- \"Hey, you like Grey Goose?\"\nMe- \"Um, yeah.\"\nGrabber- \"Good, cause I wanna get you loose.\"\nMe- \"That is the worst line ever.\"\nGrabber- \"Really, it didn't work.\"\nMe- \"Nope, you might as well have asked if I'd like a pizza and a f*ck.\"\n\n-Guy grabs my arm and forces me to punch his friend. (Again, what is with all the grabbing?)\nMe to guy I just punched- \"Your friend made me do it.\"\nGuy who forced me to punch his friend- \"Don't worry, he deserved it.\" \nI won't go into the rest, but he proceeds to teach me a secret handshake before I can get away.  Then, later in the night when I run into him again, he forgets that he already met me and does the exact same thing to me all over again (hand shake and everything).  He thought I was a genius when I beat him to the punch and already knew the moves.\n\nRandom guy corners me.\nR.G.- \"Hey what's your name?\"\nMe- \"Morgan.\"\nR.G.- \"My name's Ryan and this is my friend, Ryan.\"\nMe- \"Really, you're both named Ryan?\"\nR.G.- \"Hey, two Ryans don't make a right.\"\nMe- silence.  A smirk slowly forming on my face because even though it was lame, it was a little creative.  \nR.G.- \"I have a million dollar condo down the street, wanna go back and have a drink with us.\"\nMe- \"I don't think so, you could be a serial killer.\"  Then, I paused because I realized his arm was in a cast.  \"Oh, never mind.  You're injured, you can't kill anybody.\"\nMy friend walks up, probably sensing he needs to save me- \"What's going on?\"\nMe- \"He wants to have drinks in his million dollar condo, but I said no because he might be a serial killer.  Then, I realized I could kick his ass because he only has one good arm.\"\nMy friend- \"What happened to your arm?\"\nR.G.- \"It doesn't work.\"\nMe/my friend stare blankly\nMe- \"What do you mean it just doesn't work?\"\nR.G.- \"Remember the whole Firestone tire recall?  Well, I was in a rollover and that is why my arm doesn't work.  I got a really big settlement, so wanna go to my condo?\"\nMe- I have no words.\n(And no, I didn't go to his damn condo)  \n\nYep, I have found true love and his name is Drift.