text: HORRIFIC. Do you people have taste buds? Four stars, you lunatics?! 1: crack head paradise outside of the \"restaurant\". 2. filthy inside with the yummalicous smell of old grease and grime. (why I proceeded to order I have no frickin clue). 3. pretty stupid expensive. $10 for a small plate for one 4. the food. YUCK. Got home, tried one bite of everything and threw it all away immediately to avoid eminent poisoning. Sesame chicken: unable to be chewed, tougher than deep fried leather with about the same taste. Beef with broccoli. The beef was creamy white. End of story on that one. Crab puffs: the middle was decent but the outside was so overcooked it was hard to get to. Egg roll: my sister bit down and spit it directly on the table. She's dramatic but not that dramatic. Lo mein: tasted exactly like old stinky cabbage. \n\nThe sign near the register read \"no refunds\" so I didn't bother calling. The sweaty guy working the register and the grill probably wouldn't have cared anyway.