text: I only gave this one star because yelp would not let me write with no stars lit. We ordered a drink, an appetizer, and a combo platter for my birthday dinner tonite. The drink and the deviled eggs came out right away and both were great.\n\nAn unusually long time later our platter came out. Brisket, chicken and pulled pork with Mac and cheese and green beans. The presentation was great, with the server explaining each of the three sauces. Everything looked great, until we started eating. Everything was cold. \n\nWe sent the platter back and got platter #2. SAME PROBLEM!!!!!  All of the meat was cold, one of the slabs of brisket was a half slice of fat and burnt beef, and all of the sides were smaller portions. \n\nMy wife asked for the manager, who begged us not to leave  and allow him to \"make it right\" and told the waiter to \"take care of this\" waving his hands around our table. After waiting AGAIN for our meal, we finally got one that was at least hot. At this point we just wanted to leave. But wait, it's not over!  After waiting for anther 15 minutes (during which the hostess who had obviously overdone the Xanax that night weirdly offered us more water) THEY BROUGHT THE CHECK !!!  And they had the balls to charge full price!!\n\nMy wife paid the check in order to get us the hell out of Satans kitchen, convinced that the producer of whatever hidden camera show we were on would surely arrive and tell us it was all a joke and we had been punked. On the way out, zombie hostess told us to \"get home safe and warm....\"\nPLEASE GO ANYWHERE BUT HERE TO EAT!!!!  I can't imagine that this place will be open much longer.