text: Let it be known: THIS is how you do an express carwash. Friendly, English-speaking employees. A sane pricing scheme. Vacuums and compressed air out the wazoo, at least half of which are in the shade at any given time. \n\nNowhere at Clean Freak will you find a windshield \"repairman\" circling like a vulture for the next kill. One cashier, one tunnel attendant, one mechanized tunnel o' love. Perfect. Anal retentive? You can even buy an unlimited monthly pass and wash your car as many times as your black heart demands. \n\nBring a towel to clean up the drips while you vacuum (and blow out the crevices) and it's all the satisfaction of washing your car with none of the effort!