text: If you look for luxury top of the line hotel - Paris is defiantly not the one!\n\nIt is a good hotel if you don't want to spend much money or got a good deal.\nIt is one of those hotel which were built in the late 90's with a theme to it in effort to provide an alternative to older hotels like Flamingo, Treasure island, Stardust etc... \nYet is not on same line with Bellagio, Venetian, Wynn or the new monstrosities being build. \nEven Caesars palace (which is older) is better on many levels.\n\nParis exterior looks great & impressive, lobby is unique as well, but other than that rooms & hallways are nothing special at all.\nI wonder if they chose the French theme as an excuse for cheep, minimalistic & run down look of its interiors!!\n\nThe standard rooms are mediocre, standard hotel beds with a rear projection TV's. Nothing special here.\n\nService - Did not experience any rudeness (besides the buffet), yet nothing special. \n\nCasino - Is small!!!!  Tries to promote a bigger illusion with tacky sky & clouds looking ceiling but it is the smallest casino I ever been in. \n\nFood - Not many restaurants at all, there is one place that operates as a buffet which serves Italian (?!) looking food, which is always very busy (since there is a lack of restaurants in this hotel). \nThere were no chairs to sit at the only available table around, I had to hunt for chairs for 20 minuets, finally I stole it from an old red neck. Food got cold. Red neck was not happy!\n\nOther official place to dine at is the famous Paris Hotel Buffet which I have a lot to say about:\n\n- It has usually a veeeery looong line, about 30 min wait, which is forever if you're hungry!\n- Price is about $25\n- There was plenty of food, also desert buffet was awesome! Although I must say, food was not always tasty, it was hit & miss!\n- Got me sick & I had to use the restroom.\n\nNow let me go  alil back.. \nAfter paying we had to get into a separate line for the hostess to sit us down. \n\nThe hostess did not show up for a while! (we were starviiing! ), so we went ahead & set ourselves at a small table, only then suddenly the hostess showed up looking extremely mad about us sitting ourselves at a table (OY VAY!)!!!\n\nHostess: Were you assigned for this table? (derogatory tone) \nWe: Assigned?? We waited for somebody to sit us for like forever! \nNobody showed up so we set ourselves in one of the many open tables.\nHostess: That's not an answer, you should NOT sit yourselves! \nThis is my job & those are the regulations!! \nSo I need ya'll to get up & go to the back of the line & wait till I get a table for you!\nWe: LOL, good comedian! Hmmm.. We don't think so (knowing she wont forcefully get us up), it is your problem ma'am! Now leave us alone, stop harassing us & let us eat already before talking to your manager! \nHostess: All shocked (like she did not see that coming), Sidewinding to her hole mumbling & releasing more of her venom as she goes.\n\nYou tell me? Who does that? Getting your customers up after seated & wait for table while there are so many available? \nThat's a pure abuse! \n\n\nSPA & Massage:\n- Like in every hotel, Paris offers their SPA (for $60) & massage services - The facilities are outdated & run down yet still enjoyable. \nSpa area is way small!\n- Massage was not the best but it varies on the masseuse.\nI had a young guy which gave a very standard & robotic massage. \nDid not enjoy it much! My other Friend had a better one.\n\n- The Spa has a jacuzzi & 2 saunas (wet & dry) - No complaints.\n\nBiggest problem we had was being stoked by a strange man who was following us everywhere in the spa.\n2 hours he was behind us sniffing & trying to get into our speedos. \nI do not care what your sexual preferences are but you can NOT stalk people at the spa! \nWe paid lots of money so we could relax privately.\n\nSo I complaint at the spa's front desk while being even more shocked by the employees responses: \n\"Oh yeah I understand sir, well.. If the stalker didn't really touch you than there is not much I could do, we aren't bothering our costumers based on \"rumors\" & he is a regular here (interesting that he knew who I was talking about) & also the spa is gay friendly\".\n\nWhich I clearly has no problem with! Listen you moron, the fact that it's gay friendly doesn't mean you can allow stalkers in it! \nOn the contrary, gays are not stalkers, it's the stalkers who give gays bad reputation!!!\n\nAnyways, I was livid! So I ate all their bananas & drank all of their tea.\n\nThe SPA at Caesars palace is way, way better!\n\nYalla Bye!!