text: Alright, let's make things nice and sparkling clear.\n\nThis is The Deuce.  Deuce is a term for two.  Number two also means pooping.  Riding this thing takes forever and you wish you just sat in your hotel going number two.\n\nYou get what you pay for.  Going from Planet Hollywood to Downtown took forever and a day.  We ended up taking a taxi back.  $7 for air conditioned rest isn't bad, but if it's nice out just walk the strip.  So much people watching.\n\nTip: If you need to get to downtown and don't want to get gouged by taxis.  Either get a rental, or take the MGM monorail from MGM Grand to Sahara.  Get off @ Sahara and take the Deuce downtown (MUCH LESS STOPS!)