text: YES star alliance has arguably the best/easiest mileage plus program. \nYES their fleet flies allll ovvvaaa.\nYES they just purchased a crap ton of the new Dreamliners.\n\nNO I don't like your crappy, outdated planes.\nNO, I REALLY don't like paying extreme prices for bags.\n\nYES....your customer service STINKS (no literally, it's like they don't bathe...their planes smell atrocious)!\n\nBut I keep flying, because I have miles, and because I want to fly on Singapore airlines one day for free (aka miles). \n\n::sighs::\n\nBOO you whores!