text: We came here with a spontaneous groupon with a medium hunger and an open mind. I got the angus sliders and the tortilla soup. The sliders were pretty okay, I'd maybe order those again, it was 3/$10 or $11. I drank water and the water tasted fine, not bleachy or dirty. Our drinks were well attended to and the service was pretty quick, but then again, we were there at noon on a Monday and there were maybe 10 other tables to attend to. \n\nI liked the atmosphere. Dark wood, dark walls, white marblesque tables. The adjacent candy store was neat but skippable. \n\nBF got a Cuban that came on a french roll, I think and was loaded with peppers. I wasn't a fan but he liked it. \n\nPeople seemed to complain a lot about the service; that wasn't the issue here. This was a very basic, TGIF/Applebee's kind of dining experience. Everything tasted processed and prepackaged. For reference, the tortilla soup was a smooth bisque with cubes of colorless \"chicken\" and lacked seasoning. It was salty, yes but nothing interesting or complex about the flavor. \n\nThe burgers came without ketchup or mustard. \n\nIt was forgettable. Esp for how much it would have cost without the Groupon. After tax and tip, we didn't really save any money on our $20 for $40. We ended up at about $35. But it wasn't as bad most of the reviews were leading me to believe!