text: I. HATE. THIS. CLUB.\n\nThe only cool thing about it, is the walk up to the club. It's really freakin' awesome.\n\nOther than that, the club is layered in three floors. The door men are the douchiest on the Strip! (And that is saying something, especially because Criss Angel is on the Strip daily.)\n\nThe music here is lame. The people that show up here are lame. This place is also an Asian Fest. I love Asians, but if you aren't Asian, you will be waiting in line forever and ever and ever. Even if you are on the guest list.\n\nOne reason I hate this place so damn much was that after waiting in the guest line, Kevin Federline shows up and cuts me. Are you kidding me? It I told you I fucked Britney Spears, would you let me cut too? He's not even relevant anymore. \n\nThis place sucks more than all the Hoovers in the world combined!