text: At 5:30am on Las Vegas Boulevard, Denny's is your friend\n\nI usually do not have much love for Denny's these days, but after a long night of partying, this location on the Las Vegas Strip can be just the right place for the right price. \n\nDo not go here sober: you will be the only one besides the staff and will not like it. \n\nHordes of sweaty tourists and drunken revelers slide through this place 24 hours per day all year long and it shows. It is the dirtiest Denny's you will ever sit in, and that's saying a lot. \n\nBut do not mind those minor details; remember, you are drunk and hungry, and Uncle Denny is here to help with that headache. Inside this diner you will experience the greatest craving for substandard food in your life. In a swirling and spinning haze with sounds that cut in and fade out, you will throw out your sensibilities and last vestiges of decency and want everything on the menu like an uncultured swine. Gazing at the menu with a childlike sense of awe and amazement--somewhere in your brain's basement a little voice will pose this question: does this place employ a hypnotist?--you start to feel that each perfectly posed piece of colorful food on the menu is beckoning you. \n\nGive into those feelings my hard-partying friend; you've earned the right to sit at the booth of frat kings that has comforted hundreds of thousands of bacchanalian souls coming off 15-hour sprees of drinking, gambling, and dancing with Dionysus just like you. You are now in the sticky, vinyl throne of Vegas. You have arrived. \n\n(For the best 24-hour eats in Vegas, head to Mr. Lucky's 24/7 in the Hard Rock Hotel; that diner cannot be beat during the in-between times).