text: I can get over the hokey, faux-French theme of this place, with signs careful to use \"le\" as the article for everything so that no tourist sees \"la\" and thinks they're in Mexico...but the amenities of this place were pretty weak for what I paid. First of all, I got stuck in a smoking room because they ran out of non-smoking. Then wi-fi, which is standard in as crappy as places as Days Inns, costs $15 dollars per day PER COMPUTER. I've never heard of a charge so high for what was slow Internet access anyway.\n\nAlso, no fridge and poor lighting. Weak.\n\nThe restaurants were likewise awful. I almost always tip 20 percent out of habit but didn't feel bad tipping much less for the poor quality of food and service. Bizarrely, there are lines to most of the highly overpriced restaurants...tourists can't get enough of that fake French feeling, I suppose.