text: For starters, the original Stromboli is awesome. But, do yourself a favor and order it to go. \nI love a good dive bar, but this is pushing it. The 3 decade old carpet saves all of the years past odors. We were served but an absolutely charming older Asian woman. We loved her. But as the place got busier, the charm level fell. Took a good 10 min to pick up my card to pay the bill. That's really one of my biggest pet peeves while dining. \nAnd the beer selection....I get it, it's a hole in the wall. But can you at least carry Sierra Nevada? Heineken is never an acceptable \"good\" beer option. \nThe food is great though. Too bad they share any association with Guy Fieri. That dude is beyond irritating.