text: For all the hype and love this place gets, it really isn't good. In fact, it was gross. I'd rather go to mcdonalds, at least bad food is cheap there. \n\nThe hot dog, the actual meat part of it tasted acceptable, but not good. And they were too skinny. Skinny hot dogs are for suckers. Go big or go home. If I get a dog, I want it to be mostly meat inside the bun and all the other toppings pouring out of the top of it. Thats a hot dog. A skinny hot dog covered in onions is as dissatisfying as, well a skinny hot dog covered in onions. The \"grilled\" onions had clearly only been acquainted with the grill top for a few seconds before hoping on to the long twig that was my hot dog, and didn't have any of that yummy caramelized taste that real grilled onions have. The pastrami was plain and dry. Call me picky but isn't pastrami supposed to taste like something other than newspaper? I've never had pastrami this disgusting. And I've had a lot of pastrami in my time. You can make yourself a better dog for a 5th of the price by going to the deli section at your local grocery store. This was like an imitation that reminds you of a real hot dog, if a real hot dog were a gross, tasteless and pathetic lump of turd.\n\nThe only thing keeping this from being a 1 star review was that they sell booze. And I was able to finish half of my friend's giant margarita and get enough of a brain freeze to forget how gross and skinny that hot dog was.