text: Watered-down Long Island Ice Tea: $16\nCoat Check: $5\nCover for entry: $0\nGetting bumped into, drinks spilled on you, toes stepped on, losing oxygen and sweating like crazy: Priceless \n\nI can't put a price on a club that seemed like it'd be awesome but turned out to be rubbish in my opinion. Maybe I missed something at Priv\u00e9, but I wasn't feeling it.\n\nI wanted to love Priv\u00e9. Really, I did. We were lucky enough to not have to wait in the insane line on Saturday night. It's a mass and a mess that I was happy to avoid, but once inside, I was not impressed. I think it was over rated and I know that clubs are supposed to be crowded and expensive and such, but for some reason, this spot isn't my cup of tea. \n\nSome love it, some hate it, some just won't go back, like me! You may like it, I just didn't.