text: First let me say this was NOT my first choice. Barbeque is what I had on the brain, but we were miles away from a good BBQ joint and Lucille's (right next door) was over an hour wait. So we decided to eat at Presidio's. Bottom line: Don't eat here if you expect good food. \n\nThe first clue that should have turned me around was that we got seated right away. On a Friday night where the parking lot was full, that was a NO, NO! Clue #2 came when I saw a huge bar and a wall of alcohol. It was quite stunning! Nevertheless, drunks can't cook. We choose to ignore all the signs and follow our hostess to a dark lonely corner. \n\nI ordered the eggplant parmesan and my wife ordered the chicken BLT. She says the BLT was \"pretty OK\" but nothing special. I asked if she would order it again and she said, \"If there wasn't anything else available, then I'd eat it again\". Enough said. \n\nOn to the eggplant. Arriving at the table, it looked great but that's where the value ended. The \"parm\" tasted fishy (letting me know the eggplant and fish are kept next to one another in the refrigerator). The pasta was enough to make any respectable Italian gag! No flavor or seasoning at all. I've never had tasteless sauce, but they pulled it off. \n\nI barely avoided food poisoning as I felt light-headed and nauseous as I left the place and about an hour after. If you just need food to stuff into your face because zombies have occupied every other restaurant, then eat here to stay alive. However, if you life if normal and you'd like a good meal, this is NOT the place to eat. \n\nLater Yelpers!\n\nAJ