text: Stayed here while we celebrated my brother's bachelor party for several days not too long ago. Got 2 pyramid suites on the same floor with two queen beds in each so it accomodated the 6 of us pretty well. \n\nThe quality of the room was like a motel 6, beds were unremarkable, but watching my brother's hungover fat friend soak himself in the large tub in the corner of the suite proved amusing. \n\nCan't complain about the price, $80 a night for each suite. They told me no wifi in the room even if I paid for it, but hey there is complimentary WIRED internet in the room! Is this place stuck in the year 2000? Do people other than business men still travel with their laptops/notebooks? I thought most people have smart phones and tablets these days. No wifi.... pfffft.  \n\nMy reservation included a \"20 dollar food and beverage credit\" per room. Funny thing was, this credit was only useable at the nicer restaurants where all the entrees are at least $30 or $40 or so...... \n\nThe staff was friendly for the most part, no complaints there. \n\nAgain the big part for me was the hidden resort fee. (on top of my prepaid room) I was never informed of the resort fee, at check in or at check out. $40 per room. The lady in the accounting department days later told me that $40 \"includes FREE wired internet, a FREE newspaper, FREE pool access and FREE access to the gym!!!\" \n\nWell its not really FREE then is it???!?!?!? \n\nLastly, while calling the hotel days later to inquire about the surprise resort fees that showed up on my credit card I had to wait fifty minutes.....  Each time I called them I was able to get through to a reservations agent within seconds, but accounting? I had to wait FIFTY minutes! I counted them! Im serious. Their accounting was in some central off site call center too, its not like it was some small team there at the hotel! Just this process of TRYING to inquire about my extra fees was honestly what pushed me over the edge from a \"not that great stay\" to \"im never staying there again\" as well as inspired this review. \n\nNEVER AGAIN LUXOR! NEVER AGAIN!\n\n\nOne last detail: I threw up on the elevator. And im not sorry. (Yes ON it.)