text: ' So how many pounds do you think I'll gain from one of their burgers? oohh... and with their lard fries?? ..I guess I'll take the chance!'\n\nThese are the words that I said to pump myself up for what I thought would be a burger worth the weight gain..\nThat didn't quite happen, not because I have a good metabolism but because they had NO BEEF!\nThis was on a Saturday afternoon.. \nThis was strike one.\n\nStrike two:\nWent back, pumped myself up again, had the burger and was completely disappointed.\nThe atmosphere was lacking, the fries were not memorable and the beef was just off in flavor.\n\nAll this unhappiness and I am still trying to work out the extra pounds.\n\n2 stars for effort.