text: I don''t understand (and never have) what the fuss is all about.  This place has always been talked up as the zenith of cheap, delicious breakfast.\n\nCheap?  Yes.\nDelicious?  No.\n\nThere are so many diners in Madison where you can get a cheap breakfast that actually TASTES GOOD.  Everything there is too greasy and under-seasoned.  How do you manage to screw up eggs scrambled with cheese??  Their pancakes are bigger than dinner plates, but they're thick and dry and almost inedible.  I've given this place more than 3 tries and I come out disappointed every time.