text: Uuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhhhggggggggllllaahhhh (that's my puking sound). While I didn't actually puke, I'm very surprised. \n\nIt was a typical Thursday night where neither of us (*cough* James *cough*) could make a decision on where we should eat. So while driving aimlessly down the road in every which direction, we pulled up Yelp and went to the closest Thai restaurant with solid reviews. \n\nWe sat down and both of our noses turned up wondering what that smell was. James proclaimed \"it smells like a bathroom in here\" I, however, couldn't smell what he was smelling....YET. All I could smell was cleaning products, like too many combinations of chemicals that make you wonder if someone is laying in the back passed out. I could smell bleach and something that smelled like a lavender scented ammonia. \n\nI don't know why we stayed, maybe it was the hunger pains. Maybe it was laziness, but I regret that decision. \n\nI ordered Hot and Sour soup and Egg Rolls. \n\nThe soup wasn't good, it was chicken broth with cayenne pepper dumped in. Some bland chicken and some uncooked mushrooms (straight from the package). James kept telling me to move my soup back because he thought it smelled like dirty feet, although I'm not sure how he could smell that over the bathroom stench. \n\nThe egg rolls were better but very greasy, I did like the inside however. \n\nAt some point in our meal, I finally got the whiff from the bathroom. OMG. I'm done eating, can we just go??\n\nWe thought it was a one time thing, maybe the line cook had some nasty Taco Bell for lunch, maybe their plunger broke, but after reading the reviews, this has been happening for months. Get a damn plumber out there or shut your doors. \n\nNASTY!!