text: I just wanted a smoothie so I went to Red Mango.  Great smoothies but the choices and options were limitless.  Quite honestly I felt very confused and overwhelmed by all the options. There is a self serve place and a full serve place and all kinds of crazyness.  I needed a Smoothie Concierge to steer me through all the options. Sadly all they had was some half stoned ASU student who could have cared less about being at work.