text: Wonderful.\n\nWith this experience, I left both Vegas and Trump hating them more than before entering them. Entering the city and the the Trump hotel, not the city and the old pig with a comb over, that is.\n\nGot a $159 deal on Hotwire (i.e. not knowing it would be Trump). I was at least expecting Trump in Las Vegas to be as tacky, tasteless and obnoxious as the old fucker is in the rest of the world. Unfortunately, Mr. T. always gets it wrong. \n\nThis place is unassuming, uninteresting and doesn't live up to the expectation of a 5-star hotel.\n\n- Ultra minimum staff: 20 minute wait for valet parking, 1 or 2 at the check-in and check-out counters (with a huge line), passive room cleaning service\n- Clunky bathroom (noisy doors, no waste basket, weird lighting) with minimum amenities\n- Stained iron board\n- Extra Wi-Fi charge\n- Weird bed frame about 20% bigger than the bed (very comfy bed)