text: Small, crowded, dark, dirty utensils, glasses, mugs, fly-ridden during the summer, stuffy and stale during the winter (8 months people.  8 MONTHS!)  Espresso Royale sucks.  You can't study in here.  Music is too loud, and too many kids keep bumping into your table.   And if you can't study in a cafe, what are you doing there?  Oh, you live on campus and you don't have a car and you meet up with friends close to where you live?  Right.  Not my situation.  So, go figure.  \n\nAnyhow, I hope my next review will be less bitter.