text: NO.\n\nThat would be my answer if you asked me, \"Should I eat at Trader Vic's?\"\n\n1. Food is overpriced.\n2. Food is stupidly bad tasting.\n3. Wait staff is slug brained.\n4. Ambiance is lazy.\n5. Menu is pitiable.\n6. \"Fusion\" is completely overrated.\n7. Drink menu is enticing and drinks are okay, but still.\n\nTHE FOOD SUCKS.\n\nWhat we ordered:\nPOPCORN SHRIMP (8.50) - extremely shrimpy taste, weak batter, even weaker dipping sauce.\nMANGO CHILI BEEF (25.95) - beef was cut into little kibble-sized pieces and wasn't tender - tough and tendony, sauce was okay, but overall, not a good eating experience because the rice was not cooked.\nPINK PEPPERCORN CRUSTED AHI (26.95) - ahi was alright, but the accompanying sauce and crispy rice roll (aka super nasty rice eggroll) were disappointing at best. The crispy rice roll made me want to throw things. How can you tell me that this is something that people WANT to eat?!\n\nThis place does not deserve even 1 star.