text: I moved to Gilbert about a year ago from Los Angeles, and I usually go back to LA every few weeks. And I patiently wait for those trips back to get my haircut in Koreatown.   \n\nThis summer, however, I didn't have a chance to go back and after trying to hold out for as long as possible, I simply needed to get a haircut. LA or not.  So after trying to find someone on Yelp that would be competent in cutting Asian hair (my hair is really thick and really stiff), I decided on Jim Jeon based on the decent reviews.\n\nYelp, you have been my trusty guide to so many places for years now. Yet of all the times you could have fooled me, you decide to do it when I get my haircut? Yelp, you so sneaky.\n\nI've heard of dramatic or critical reviews mysteriously disappearing on Yelp, so I will try to be as objective, calm and understated as possible: The haircut was horrible.\n\nLike I said, I am cursed with very thick Asian hair.  If you cut it wrong, my hair will stick out in all directions like I was holding onto a static balloon.  No matter how much gel or wax you use.  So now I look like I have a black, spiky mushroomcap on top of my head. It's like I'm back in the 80's.  Lesson learned: doesn't matter how long before an LA trip. One always waits. \n\nFriends, I'm sorry, but this place is not good.  A simple lack of options is not reason enough to score this place so high. \n\n(Lords of Yelp, I used every last ounce of my willpower to hold back the fury within and instead kept this review civil and polite, so please don't make it mysteriously disappear.)