text: LAME.  I can't give them a review of their food, because we weren't actually able to procure any.  We went at 11pm on Saturday, after a show, looking to stuff ourselves full of fish and get in on that happy hour deal, too.  Not so.\n\nWe get there, sit down, and wait for about 5 minutes until the waitress, who obviously saw us when we first walked in, got around to coming over and taking our order.  She wasn't bringing any menus with her, which I already found irksome.  The first thing she said was that the kitchen was closed and they're not serving any food.  \"But we have half-price beers,\" she added happily, as if some goddamn brew was going to absolve my stomach of mind-bending hunger.  So I said to her, \"your menu online - and here in the lobby - says you have 1/2 price rolls and other items from 11pm-1am daily\".  She just kind of shrugged and again said something about the kitchen being closed for the night.  Trying to keep from overturning the sushi bar itself, I asked her if there were any places in the area still open to eat.  \"Hmm...did you want sushi?\"  I stared blankly.  Well, sweetheart, we DID come HERE.  What the f^&* do you think we want, Mexican?  She directed us to Ra Sushi a couple streets over which we went to, but had also just stopped serving food for the evening.  Go figure.  \n\nIn summation, 2 stars for the direct conflict this place has with their own goddamn advertised kitchen hours, and the uninformed, non-communicative staff.