text: Man this place needs a face lift!  The ladies restroom looks like it's right out of the mid 80's complete with little yellow tiles.  It looks like your high school woman's locker room. BAD news bears. Oh and getting to this place, even when you are a local is next to impossible.  We parked in the garage in the back and walked across the pool area {once we got permission from the walky talky guy b/c we didn't have hotel room keys}. Mission.\n\nWe had to make our reservation with the Hotel's VIP services because apparently the spa was so busy, extremely understaffed, that they dont' answer their phones.  My friend wanted a female massage therapist, she of course was with a male, so we had to swap. No Biggie Handled.\n\nChecking in was slow, checkout was even slower, lady before me was complaining about her 80 minute massage saying it wasn't very good...and she was getting it comped.  Also, bring warm clothes, no kidding, this place hikes the air down to like 60 degrees. It was even too cold in the gym after a 3 mile jog.\n\nWaiting areas before and after massages need to be revamped. There was absolutely no music on, no water sounds, no water features, and it was way too bright in there.  Where you keep your stuff is fine enough and the one amazing feature is they had all the water, juice, tea, and fruit one could possibly want.\n\nMy massage therapist was pretty good.  It was very relaxing. I would never go out of my way to go back. And if I was staying at the Luxor I might go out of my way to go somewhere else close by.