text: Regardless of age, culture, or sexuality, I find something very wrong about males who are heavily into fashion. Apart from ever showing the slightest hint of emotion, keeping track of what's hot on the catwalk is possibly the least appropriate behaviour possible for anyone in posession of a pair of testicles.\n\nTopman is designed to cater to this breed, and if you dress anything like the dummies in the window, you're trying too hard. They do however do nice and very inexpensive suits, will usually have a few less \"out there\" t-shirts that catch the eye, and my favourite jacket ever was a purchase from here a couple of years back, which sadly now smells a bit like wet dog.\n\nThat would have been enough for four or on a good day, five stars from myself, but on a recent visit I found out, to my utter disbelief, that the only jeans they now sell are those skinny ones that make it look like you're wearing tights. Seriously.