text: Ok, I will start with this caveat..I'm a Miami guy...strip clubs are like dance/night clubs and sports bars everywhere else...having that said...this place was a DISASTER. I think I'm spoiled, because I do live in South Florida, where women are gorgeous and I don't have to sit on my hands, when I'm getting a lapdance. \n\nThis place was so dark, I could hardly see my drink, and there wasn't much vodka in my vodka and cranberry to start with.  I sit down amid all of this..and attempt to view the merchandise. \n\nAs I saw the scantily clad women walk by, I was not impressed. I wanted to run back to Tootsies/Scarlett's and see the homegrown hotties I'm used to. One stripper walks up to me in this bunk ass catsuit outfit, and I guess she was drunk...started talking shit to me! Like \"give me money you asshole..blah blah\". I pushed her off of me, and she wanna call security on me and my lady..well..security saw my ID, and I revealed I was from the thin blue line..so they stepped off. \n\nJust a shit experience. Spearmint Rhino wasn't much better either. I'm not even gonna attempt to review that one...this place would be fun if you're from Ohio or Kansas (no disrespect) and don't have big strip clubs...