text: Until my visit to U-Swirl, I believed there was no such thing as bad froyo. Now I have achieved enlightenment through the path of suffering.\n\nThe New York Cheesecake froyo was a translucent mess of ice crystals. The Dulce de Leche had a more convincing texture, but neither had any real flavor. The staff did not make eye contact, possibly from shame.\n\nOn the positive side, there is outdoor seating, and it is possible to cadge wifi from the adjoining bagel place.\n\nUnless you're stranded here because your ride won't finish up at My Sister's Closet, go down the block to Yogurtology.