text: Excruciatingly slow service, even for a Sunday morning. Good thing they didn't give me flack for bringing in my own coffee because it would have been 20 minutes before I got a cup from them. \nThe food was OK (I could be meaner about the slightly undercooked eggs) but I was more than a little miffed by conspicuous absence of steak and eggs. Isn't steak and eggs on the Mt. Rushmore of American breakfast? \nThen there was the Tomato Juice Debacle. My uncle asked for a glass of tomato juice. Waitress says, \"Is V8 OK?\" Uncle says sure. Waitress disappears for what seems like a day and a half before returning to say, \"Um, sorry, we're out.\" She disappears again, only to return with, \"I found some! But it's warm.\" Uncle says no sweat, just put it in some ice. Waitress disappears again and returns with a glass of warm V8 sans ice. True story.