text: Dude, LAX sucks.  It's like a hallway packed with sweaty old men, plus a balcony with more sweaty old men staring down.\n\nThey have absolutely no line system.  That just packs everyone into the \"waiting area\" until someone pushes and shoves their way through the entrance and slips the bouncer a twenty.\n\nI know it's Vegas and I have to lower my standards, but LAX just sucks donkey balls.  Sweaty ones.  Gross.