text: Things you see people buying on the TV commercial for Goodwill:\nA vintage guitar.\nA Humell figurine.\nA flawless 1950s Danish pine nightstand.\n\nThings I saw:\nLots of macrame\nA Ouji board game. Missing the board. Seriously.\nMy bored mother in law.\nMe yawning.\nAnd gasping for air. \n\nSeriously.\n\nThis was one STINKY place. I'm sorry. It was hard to stick around and peruse the material past of strangers. But. It's Goodwill, so I can't give it one star. And I bonded with my MIL that day. So add a star.\n\nGood? Probably. Will? I go back? \n\nPlease no. Don't make me. Unless the MIL is back intown.