text: this is gonna be a long one...so sit back and relax....I come from a VERY big Sicilian family (12 people) so when we  order we normally order big. were are originally from philly and we have owned pizzerias my entire life...so needless to say we are pretty picky about our pizza. we have been searching a long time for some good pizza so we were pretty relieved once we came here....\n\nwere the type of people to give a three strikes and your out deal...well this place has hit their third strike with me/us\n\nfirst time I ordered was about a month ago...I got a large ham/bacon pizza. after the wait of an hour and a half (I live 1.7 miles down the st) for delivery....we got our pizza and the bacon was ALL fat...it was disgusting looking but we just took the bacon off and moved on....I figured I give it another shot....\n\nso yesterday I get there at 6:37 pm ordered 16 inch specialty pizza and a 14in half pepperoni and asked for a 2 liter....my total came to 40$. 40 for two pizzas is RIDICULOUS!!! like I said were from philly..were from a big city n we charged 10.99 for an 18 inch cheese!! so then I pull a 50$ bill out n im told I have to walk to the smiths next door and get change cause they don't take anything bigger then 20 cause they been screwed with fake money...(if your pricing food the way u r....going to walmart and spending 7$ on a bill marker been should NOT  an issue for u) either way that is not my problem.... so for me to walk all the way over there to break money is not only ridiculous, its very rude!!!! your pretty much telling me u don't trust my money and that u and your entire staff are to lazy to walk over for the customer to do this for them..since its YOUR rule....I mean u had 6/7 people there last night...not one person could b the runner for your customers??? that actually might have gotten you bonus points with some people (me) anyways....since  I walked all the way over the store to break my change...I figured why spend 3 dollars on 1 two liter when I can get 2 for 3$ here!!! so u actually screwed yourself on that one...\n\nat 7:47 pm I FINALLY walked out with my pizzas....AN HOUR LATER FOR A PICK UP!!!!!!!! I stood there and watched a little...cause like I said I no what im doing in a pizzeria...I watched your pizza guy mess up atleast 4 orders...u guys were busy and people were moving SO SLOW!!!! chatting around....ridiculous! and the lady in the front with the cigarette voice REALLY needs some more training.\n\nI watched another couple come in order food and beers...the women who took there order (cigarette voice lady) asked. \"oh y didn't u get a bucket? its cheaper.\" ummmmm probably cause they don't work there and u didn't tell them MORON!!! \n\nthe shenanigans I watched for over an hour was just unreal and we will not be back...which is a shame cause the food aint to bad at all....just goes to show u its more then just what the food taste like.\n\nim sure once this is read they will no exactly who this is just because of the two liter statement. which is fine...I hope you enjoy your last 40 from me :)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nin response to the owner****\nnumber one yes bacon is fatty. but if u or ur staff knew anything...ud no to avoid disgusting looking bacon u either A. order Bacon bits from ur distributor or ur chop up ur own throw in a the deep fryer that was it looks presentable  unlike the slop ur business allowed to go out the door. into my home. number 2 yes u do have ONE SIGN at the front door about the 20$$ bill thing but go buy a pen so u don't look like a rude lazy owner. like I said I grew up in a pizzeria...I no what food cost is...we also used quality product...alot like ur products...i never once said u didnt have quality product...ur just straight up over charging. and ur right I have no other yelp post or friends cuz I specifically made this one just to tell people about ur business. I said what I needed to say...n im sure ur business will eventually downward spiral in the future. have a great day.\n\nfyi- arguing with me REALLY doesn't make u or ur business look any better.