text: My boyfriend and I joke that 'If it's too dark to see the menu...you probably don't want too\". \n\nEnso is a 'classy' uptown restaurant where you pay Uptown prices. Even their website plays Jersey Shore Techno.\n\nWe were saved by Groupon because I know I would never pay that much for Sushi, especially sushi that isn't amazing.\n\nThe service was a bit slow, and our waiter would appear and disappear, which is bad when my boyfriend is hungry, you don't wanna see him when he's hungry. We ordered Edamame ($5). You can't really mess this up.\n\nThen we each got two rolls:\nSpider Roll ($17) - Deep-fried soft shell crab, lettuce, avocado, cucumber, and masago, finished with sweet glaze and sesame seed\n\nThis was interesting because I've never had soft shell crab in a roll, while the textures were intriguing it was overall, not that special.\n\nNinja Roll ($16) California roll with tuna, yellow tail, salmon, white tuna, shrimp, eel, avocado\n\nI love eel and yellow-tail, so this was my favorite of the night. But I feel like I could've gotten this roll somewhere else for 12$\n\nMy boyfriend had the:\nCheckers Roll ($19) Yes...$19 ----Shrimp temp, spicy tuna, cucumber and cream cheese, topped with sweet tofu, spicy crab, spicy mayo, scallions, eel sauce, and masago\n\nI'm sorry I can't get over that...$19? Can you say Apple Bees 2 for $20~!\n\nHe DID NOT  like this ----- The sweet tofu had almost a coconut flavor and was hard to get around, we left 2 on the plate cause I was too full to eat the ones he pushed away. I want to be like \"That's like $4 worth of sushi!!!!  Eat it and like it\"!!!!!!!\n\nAlas I cannot remember the last roll, something probably hot, because he loved hot food.\nI will probably never go back to Enso, it's not my style. It's not great sushi.\n\nJust go to Emzy down the street  (I took my BF here for a Birthday)- It's Cheaper, same Yelp Rating, great for date night.\nSee Sushi menu below....not one sushi roll is $19  :)\n\nhttp://www.emzyuptown.com/files/4113/2735/6530/EMZY_Sushi_Menu.pdf