text: Piss-poor food and service at gourmet burger restaurant prices. \n\nThis establishment is so atrocious, one wonders whether it would better to simply toss remaining Groupon\u00aes in the white-coloured Waste Management recycle bin. One wonders how it even stays in business.\n\nThis place is subpar even by fast food standards; the audacity that they possess to charge what the burgers would go for at Hubert Keller's Burger Bar is offensive. \n\n14.49$ for an original and a drink. No, not an alcoholic drink -- although it would have taken quite a few of those to make this shitshow remotely tolerable -- but a regular five cent concoction of syrup with water.\n\nSo what exactly am I complaining about? Mainly, the fucking burgers suck. They suck. Lower quality than Burger King\u00ae. Lowest quality and most charred burger I have ever paid for; worse than eating at the DFAC/Chow Hall in the military. Worse than eating at the fucking public school cafeteria. Just marginally better than literally starving of hunger (I would have to give it some further thought). \n\nSo how the hell do they manage staying in business? Beats the fuck out of me. \n\nCome here if you wish for your meal to be more expensive, shittier, and be prepared slower -- and, possibly receive the wrong order (50% of the time, they have screwed up my order here) -- than if you just go to another burger restaurant, which is just several hundred meters away on the North East side of Fashion Show. \n\nDo yourself a favour: go to Stripburger\u00ae. They know what they are doing there and are much faster than here anyway. - E