text: The thought of this place sends a shudder down my spine, as if every part of my body is trying to make me punch the person who suggested a night out at Esionage with the words 'Come on, its cheap and fun'.\n\nYes, its cheap - but in a degrading, soul destroying way - as if you can feel each \u00a31 vodka actually destroying your liver as you drink it. More over, you can also tell that the other patrons of this crappy club are also taking advantage of the cheap drinks - the smell of vomit, sweat and the massivly sticky floors are a dead give away that this place is cheap.\n\nBut fun it aint. I would rather chew off my own arms than spend a night here, listening to horrible cheesy music while avoiding getting repeatedly beaten up by the neds who frequent this place, \n\nUrgh.