text: Growing up, we lived maybe 5-10min from this place, and every Friday my parents would order Mineos, take it home and we'd have our little pizza day.\n\nPizza Day, opposite as the Aquabats would lead you to believe, became the worst day of the week.\n\nAs a child, I guess I couldn't stand this thick thick cheese and greesey floppy crust. I thought my parents were dinosaurs for using forks and knives to eat this thing. I'd wind up eating one slice and being \"full\" just because I didn't want to eat any more of this stuff.\n\nNow, I've heard everything under the sun defending Mineos honor whenever I speak these critiques. Most notably \"Oh, well you need to eat it THERE\". Well, unless Mineos pizza changes quality in the first FIVE MINUTES it's served, then it's official:\n\nMineos Pizza tastes like a foot.\n\n\nNever bought it in my adult life. Very happy I didnt after hearing people say how expensive it is, here.