text: WARNING: This is a cheesy review from the greatest ABBA fan in the world. The greatest straight male ABBA fan in the world.\n\nThis show inspires me when I'm \"Under Attack\". 2 shows a night for the cast, so they're \"Super Troupers\". The show is pricey, it'll cost a lot of \"Money, Money, Money\". But it's a fun show, great story, great acting, and you'll say, \"Thank You for the Music\". If you see me at Mandalay Bay, \"Take a Chance on Me\" and come along on a date with me to watch \"Mamma Mia\".\n\nSo to all my little \"Honey Honey\"'s, \"I Have a Dream\" that this show will stay at Mandalay Bay for a long time because if not, \"One of Us\" will be very sad. But if you want to see a cute story about a mother and a daughter, \"The Name of the Game\" is to watch \"Mamma Mia\". It's fun, alive, hysterical. You won't lose with this show, like Napoleon at \"Waterloo\". You'll sing along, you'll be a \"Dancing Queen\". \n\nThere are many shows in Las Vegas and on Broadway, but this one is \"The Winner Takes it All\". \"Does You Mother Know\" any ABBA songs, do you know any ABBA songs? After watching this show, you'll say \"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!\" at your local store to buy ABBA CD's. \"Knowing Me, Knowing You\", I own them all.\n\nEPILOGUE: I expect to get slammed for this review. Prepare your statements and insults, because I have already signaled an \"S.O.S.\"