text: Cool: Funky retro furniture that looks like it could be  from the 60s.\nNot cool: Furniture that is so dirty it actually LOOKS like it's from the 60s and has been sitting in my parent's basement for two decades.\nCafe Zuzu -- clean your freaking booths.\n\nThe first thing I noticed after sitting down here this morning was that the brown polyester upholstery on my chair was stained with -- milk? And then, looking around,  I noticed the walls of many of the booths (same fabric) were also stained. The carpets were full of crumbs and food, too. That's what I expect from I-Hop, not the Valley Ho.\n\nMy husband and I ate here for Easter brunch, but were overall disappointed. The menu? boring. The prices? OK, but a bit high for what you're getting. The service? Slow.\nThe decor? Very cool. I'll admit, I enjoyed sitting in the cafe with glass walls that were open to the pool and the cool decorations. But that was about it.\nThe menu was all things like \"Denver omelet\" \"bacon and mushroom omelet\" \"scrambled eggs with grits\" \"pancakes\" -- what is this, a breakfast join in Fargo or something? Really, that's the best you can do? \nI really wanted french toast, but the only option Zuzu offered was \"cranberry and walnut\" - which seemed a little seasonal. As in, NOT the springtime season.\nSo I settled for the eggs and grits. The grits were really good. The eggs were... well... scrambled eggs. They were fine, and all, pretty tasty -- but that's it. \nI guess I just expected something more.  I was under the impression that this place was supposed to put a  \"twist\" on the typical \"comfort foods\" -- but they seemed to forget to add the twist.\nI could have had a far more creative brunch at home.