text: This place is such an easy target, its like piling on the fat, pimply kid in high school.  Here's what you need to know\n\n1.  Girls in uniform with things out that you can sadly and quite accidentally observe\n2.  They have hamburgers, hot dogs, and beer\n3.  Beer is PBR or the Champagne of Beers.  No other choices.\n4.  Diner style seating, long high tops, patios with umbrellas\n5.  Three high quality HD LCD screens in a decent, elevated spot.\n6.  There will be some shiesty characters present. \n7.  Don't go here with your girlfriend.\n\nTheir screens and ironic selection of beers earns 'em two stars.