text: I don't eat pancakes or waffles, so if you're on the hunt for those items, disregard this review. \n\nHowever, if you eat eggs, there are better breakfast places in the Valley to go for breakfast. Trust me. \n\nThe last few times we visited Butters, I've made the mistake of ordering scrambled eggs. They literally looked like a scoop of wet, yellow poo. And I'm being nice here. \nThese so-called \"scrambled eggs\" didn't look like real eggs at all, and because of the \"texture\"  and \"wetness\" of them, I can't imagine what in the world I was eating (or trying to eat). I had them with one of their skillet breakfasts which had onions, bacon, mushrooms and potatoes, topped with this glop of yellow, wet \"stuff\". \n\nAfter vomiting violently for over two hours, I've vowed never to return to try anything else at Butters, because seriously, there's way better places for breakfast that actually use eggs that have a yolk and egg white that is visible. \n\nThe only reason I\"m giving this place 2 stars is because, like I said, people say the pancakes are good, and I'll have to take their word for it. \n\nSorry, Butters, but Matt's Big Breakfast, The Original Pancake House, Snooze, Scramble and a host of other breakfast hot spots have you beat. By far...