text: No no no no no. NO!\nSaw this with my friends on Saturday (5/31/14). We decided it would be fun to see a traditional Vegas showgirl performance, and, well, Jubilee! is apparently the only one left.\n\nLack of competition should be no excuse for the mess that we saw. Oh Lord!\nFirst of all, we bought discount tickets and my friends each said that the show wasn't even worth the 50% markdown. I didn't mind as much, because I was intoxicated and at least got a good laugh.\n\nThis review is not a criticism of the talent. Most of the performers were fit and good at what they did, although there were a few outliers... \n\nThere were a few scenes that had all the pomp and circumstance that I expected, like the Samson and Delilah scene... and the finale.\n\nBut overall there were waaaay too many males onstage (is that normal? Idk but it was unexpected), and it was SO SO disjointed. The show was just a thrown together mess of scenes- all over the place chronologically, not enough showgirl stuff, and some of the most God-awful music.\n\nThe classic recognizable songs were okay, but often matched to boring and redundant choreography.  The Beyonce references were random and irrelevant, which is sad because I am a Beyonce fan.\n\nAll in all, it was very much a middle-school caliber show in terms of plot/theme/cohesiveness, which is not Vegas-appropriate, to say the least.\n\nI sincerely hope someone steps in and fixes this mess because it would be SO sad if the showgirl went extinct! Help!