text: Well...take this for a grain of salt as seen through the eyes of a grown up and not a kid's...\nThis place saw it's prime about 20 years ago -- literally.  Every ride looks like it has been revived from the farthest reaches of the 1980's.  In fact, this park is better suited not as a fun place for kids, but as a setting for a movie where the penultimate chase happens in a long-forgotten and run-down amusement park.  I think there was a Liam Neeson movie that ended like this, actually...\n\nDon't bother with the all-day passes, as there are zero rides that the kids might want to ride more than once.  \n\nWe got there right at 10am on a Sat, and so there were no lines at all.  The whole ambiance kinda felt like what Michael Jackson's personal theme park might have looked like if he were galavanting about on his own.  I really can't imagine waiting in any sort of line for any of these rides.  They are all very disappointing, and, well, lame.  \n\nSo says my 5 yr old and 7 yr old.\n\nThe highlight was the soft pretzel from the snackstand.\n\nSave your money and don't bother coming here.