text: For a minute I thought the commuter terminal at PHX didn't even have a bar, then I stumbled into \"All Star Sports Bar.\"  After spending about an hour here I wish there was no bar at all. \n\nThis place fails on almost every level imaginable. \n\nFirst of all, it's not anywhere close to being a sports bar.  2 TV's and bartenders in referee uniforms doesn't make you a sports bar.  Furthermore, the food here could not be worse.  \n\nLook - I'm not opposed to the plastic cheese from a can on nachos, but if you can't even make that taste good, I can't even begin to imagine what the rest of the food here is like. \n\nUnlike the other reviewers I actually found the service (at the bar) to be fine, if not indifferent, and the one good thing I will say about this place is that they do make a pretty good Bloody Mary. You can credit that to the Ocean Spray mix they used so it's not exactly rocket science ... \n\nWhat can you do though? They have a captive audience though being the only game in the terminal after the security check point, I'd imagine this place is a zoo on Friday afternoons ...