text: It's Vegas, and you think o yourself, let's have fun and try something new, let's forget Yelp for a day and just take a chance. It's Vegas baby, there is no bad food on the strip, look at this beautiful new hotel Aria with the fancy waterfall - how can you go wrong?\n\nThen you find yourself sitting with hopelessness, as the staff ignores you, in a cafe that looks like its made from melted beer bottles, cheap modernism design, and tasteless food. After waiting for 40 minutes to get our dishes, I find myself wondering where my money went? I ordered a roast  rib sandwich and I wished I was at Subways eating a $5 foot long. The meat was dry, the bread was hard, the sauce came straight out of a plastic BBQ bottle. Fries were old, the tea was watered down Lipton, only thing decent was the bread..... Seems like the cooks ran out of any type of seasoning in the kitchen. We also ordered their white fish special, which is equally overpriced and void of any sort of taste. (hi, can I have extra lemon for my water please?)  For a moment there I wonder if my tongue was numb. \n\nThe awesome sound insulation in the restaurant means you can hear every Thump of bass from night Club below. So imagine yourself sitting in this room decorated with left over construction pieces, listening yo hip hop bass vibrating below your feet, staring at a couple of plates of $35 dishes you really don't want to eat, and waiting for your ice tea refill that will never come. \n\nThe second waitress was much nicer, but by now I'm ready to drown myself in deafening music over the self hatred for taking a chance on Cafe Vettro.