text: Yikes.  My first impression stepping into this place was roughly 1991.  I'd say it needs an update. But, it looked like some good cheesy fun, and it was. \n\nFortunately, I got to the room and saw that the hotel owners must have figured that out and entered into the new millennium with renovations.  The room were huge and really neat and modern - the perfect place for a group of girls who will have their belongings spread out everywhere.... so we thought.\n\nWe went to the pool, where the time machine sent us right back to 1991.... Wait... Rewind further... 1989... Quick! Get me my pink Walkman!... Oh, nevermind, I don't need it, there's plenty of 80s music blaring from the less than clear sound system. \n\nStrangely, they painted parts of the bottom of the pool yellow and orange. I later learned that it is made to look like a clown fish from up above.  Interesting choice.  I get it.  I guess.  It just made the pool look dirty, if you'd ask me.    \n\nSo, being a couple of mighty fine females, we got comped back into this century at the special adult only pool - Sapphire.  The pool was legitimately nice, and it had better, newer seating, waterfalls, hot tubs.  If you can get over interesting tattoos and toplessness, it certainly was a better environment than the other pool.  \n\nAfter a good night of sleep, I got up to treat myself with a massage, which was the best part of my trip so far for sure.  When I was done, I felt so relaxed and went out into the sun. \n\nFor some reason my calves were itchy.  Hmmmmm.... must be sunburn... hmmm... they continued to itch all day and through my redeye flight... hmmmmm..  \n\nWhen I arrived back home I got a text from my friend, whose mother slept in the same bed I did that night after I did. They had changed the sheets, but she woke up with itchy welts all over her. The hotel switched their room, but didn't do much else.\n\nCheck your mattresses folks.  Bedbugs apparently reside anywhere, even places that appear to be clean.  What a nightmare!!!!