text: You really need to be drunk to like this show. Yes, the men are muscly and attractive, but the acts are formulaic and the men can't dance at all! I could see them counting the steps in their heads as they clopped across the stage. Even more disappointing, they didn't go full monty for even a second - not even for the finale. I expected at least a moment with dim lights. Nope. And what's with all the white bread? They had exactly one token black guy (the only guy on stage with rhythm.) I started looking at my watch halfway through the show.