text: Never been here in person, but definitely cannot recommend ordering delivery. We called in our order - phone service was nice enough, she even recommended a smaller pizza to save us money (the menu we were looking at only had one size). After waiting over an hour and a half for it to arrive, we called and were given the excuse that the driver was on his way but having trouble finding us (does he not have a cell phone with which to call us?) and then another one about the roads being bad (there had been a light snowfall and the roads were totally clear, plus we live on a major route not far from the restaurant). My partner who made the call said it sounded like the guy on the phone was talking to the driver in person. Nevertheless, when the pizza finally arrived, it was cold as can be. It was not delivered in a hot-bag, just a fancy new Volvo. By the time we reheated it in our oven, it didn't matter what it tasted like. \n\nIf bullshit is your favorite topping, or you prefer the cold leftover pizza experience, this place is for you!