text: If RumJungle were a person, I would take intense delight in running in place on his genitals.  Then again, if RumJungle were a person, he'd probably be one of those 250 lb. dudes that have a myriad of neck tattoos and work out just enough to have big arms but flabby man boobs.  \n\nAnd although I'm plenty sneaky, my record in my surprising number of street fights over the years is reminiscent of the current state of affairs with California's state budget.  So where does that leave my analogy?  Touche...