text: We booked reservations on Le Bateau Mouche with the expectation that we would \"tour\" Montreal have a lovely dinner, etc.  Well, I learned nothing of Montreal as it wasn't really a tour.\n\nThe dinner was horrible from beginning to end.  Fried cheese was served cold and soggy, the salad had soggy croutons and a piece of bread with melted gouda that was cold, and the main course...well...awful!  The temperature on the boat was extremely hot and uncomfortable.\n\nI had been looking forward to the cruise for over a month and was completely disappointed with how lacking the entire event was.  I couldn't wait to get off the boat...and when I did, we ran to the nearest restaurant because we were starving!\n\nDon't waste your money on this!