text: Why am I surprised that The Rustic hasn't been reviewed yet? A solid three stars, smack dab in the middle. It's a dive bar on Park St., in a part of town that most of my friends tend to avoid. I casually mentioned one day that I had gone to The Rustic the night before, and was met with wide eyes and admonishment. What? It's harmless. They've got PBR tall boys (or silos, if you will.) They have a long, wooden bar, wobbly pub tables and stools, and bags of Cheetos if you get hungry. We were there for an \"after-party\" of sorts, where my friend's drunken roommate was somehow doing a \"working interview\" bartending. Hilarity!