text: If I were in charge of an M&M store on the strip, I would have:\n\n- free samples!\n- life-size huggable M&Ms\n- a demonstration of M&Ms melting in your mouth, not your hand, even in the Vegas desert \n- hot chicks and dudes clad only in M&Ms\n- a glamourous bar/lounge featuring candy-colored cocktails and novelty beer with M&Ms floating in it\n- a Cirque du Soleil show where the acrobats only wear M&Ms\n- high stakes poker with the life-size huggable M&Ms as dealers\n- strippers\n\nBut someone else is in charge of the M&M store on the Strip, and so it doesn't have any of those things. Instead it has:\n\n- four floors of stuff that says M&Ms on it for sale\n- a cheesy 3-D movie\n- a (probably cheesy) tour I didn't go on\n- NO FREE SAMPLES\n\nI guess that's probably more in line with the M&M brand than strippers, booze, and gambling, but then I don't really understand what they're doing on the strip. Whatever.