text: If you're looking for any semblance of \"authentic Asian food\" then turn around and run the other way. Never have I been so disappointed by an Asian restaurant-- seriously, even Oriental Express is more authentic than the shit they serve here. Every single time I ordered a noodle dish, I've been shown a new way in which that food could be horribly disgraced. Overpriced, overrated, and I absolutely abhor the decor. \n\nThe decor is cheesy as hell-- why do I want to look at stock photo images of people touching my noodles in ways that violate all kinds of health codes? It just makes me wonder what passes as \"sanitary\" in their kitchen. [And other colorful imagery of people rubbing noodles on various body parts]\n\nPad Thai: a sad pile of overcooked rice noodles with a wretched, bland peanut sauce that sits on the noodles to create that sad dog shit dish you've always wanted. The exact opposite of an authentic pad thai dish. Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it. I could smear peanut butter on dried ramen noodles and get a better experience.\n\nPho: well how could you really expect this place to create a beef consomme-esque broth with authentic viet flavors? Awful. I can't even.\n\nMy review may be slightly inaccurate because I haven't been there since people lied to my stupid freshman dorm about how great this place is, but if it hasn't changed since then RUN AWAY. GO TO ROSE TEA. OR ANYWHERE ELSE. SUBWAY. QUIZNOS. SAVE YOURSELF MONEY AND BOWEL TROUBLES.