text: We came here after partying at Laboom, lateish Saturday night.\n\nChez Paree is a nice club. It's probably the cleanest, best kept strip club I've ever been in. Lots of seating; nice, warm atmosphere; good music at a nice volume; well dressed bouncers and wait-staff and a good dj.  \n\nThere are lots of girls, they're all attractive (and natural - I don't think I saw a single pair of fake breasts in the place), and there's no breaks between stage shows. However, I'm sorry to say that most of the stage shows were pretty boring, and the girls on stage looked somewhat apathetic while up there. \n\nThere was a bachelor party in the club, and a couple of girls put on a pretty entertaining show, abusing the groom-to-be on stage - standard bachelor party fare you'll see in any club (east of Manitoba anyway), but entertaining none the less. \n\nNone of the stage shows inspired me to drop cash on a private dance though. \n\nCover is cheap ($5), there's a mandatory coat check ($2.25). you need to tip the bouncer to get seated ($5) and drinks are pricey ($9.75?). Table dances are $10 per song or $150 per hour, contact dances are $15 per song or $220 per hour. There's an ATM but just arrive with a good amount of cash in hand. \n\nThe ladies room wasn't all that impressive - not filthy but not as clean as the rest of the club. The men's room is open, the ladies' room is locked (probably to keep drunk guys from wandering in) - if you need to use it, get the key at the entrance of the club first. \n\nIf the dancers had been a little more enthusiastic on stage this would have been a thoroughly excellent club. As it was, I was bored and didn't stay very long.