text: Vast amounts of poorly prepared food presented in a raucous atmosphere of dragooned waiter/waitress choruses of the \"special\" restaurant birthday song.\n\nIf you don't have a screaming infant you need to bring to a restaurant, don't go.  \n\nThe Veal Parmesan was a howling mess.  It's an \"Italian\" restaurant, and they don't even serve capellini.