text: Yes. Tempe Marketplace is akin to the seventh circle of hell. I completely agree. That said, it's worth it to brave the confused old farts and aggro shopper moms, if afterwards you can dull the pain with my latest most favorite thing ever, Jamaican Weed Sweet Tea vodka. \n\nThe selection is fabulous, the prices good, and the huge display of airplane bottles by the checkout is the ideal way for the impulse shopper to have a taste-testing extravaganza. There is an impressive variety of Torani syrups, which we like in our coffee around my house. Even the snacks and cheeses look delish (although I am reticent to purchase cheese or chocolate in August, lest they melt instantaneously). Finally, Bevmo offers me the prized ONE STOP SHOPPING for holiday and birthday gifts. \"One for them, one for me. One for them, two for me.\" Fab!