text: This had to be the most awful breakfast experience ever! The list of screw-ups is nearly endless.\n\nI came here one Sunday morning while visiting Montreal with 3 friends. The place looked decent from the outside, so we strolled in for a basic, quick brekkie. To start, service was dreadful. After being seated we waited for 15 minutes to even be acknowledged by the waitress. It must have taken about 45 minutes before any food arrived. By that time all of our coffees were empty and our waitress ignored us until we basically begged for coffee. I gotta say, she was quite skilled at ignoring the restaurant patrons. Other tables were holding up their cups asking for refills just as well.\n\nThings only got worse from there. Among the many screw-ups include:\n\n-Wrong toast\n-No water (which we desperately needed - it was a late night on town!) \n-Wrong eggs (I asked for over-easy but got scrambled)\n-Disgustingly greasy breakfast sausage\n-Lukewarm food\n-Spilled coffee when the waitress over-poured the cup (and of course didn't bother to apologize or even acknowledge it)\n-Rude and painfully slow service (the place wasn't even busy)\n-Washroom had no soap (I can only imagine the cleanliness of the rest of the place)\n\nIn a nutshell, AVOID AVOID AVOID! Tres mal!