text: Me give this place 4 years of me life and $50,000 and all me get is piece of paper that say \"Numen Lumen\" at top. It supposed to be proof of wealth of knowledge that me absorb but guess what? Everybody else on planet take one look and know me no learn jack. They all like, \"Liberal arts degree? Thank you, but that position has already been filled,\" or \"Isn't a poli sci major just a philosophy major who doesn't live in his parents basement?\" Not me fault! Advisor tell me that it really not matter which major me choose! Engineering students they all get six figures and Ferrari 599's and seven girlfriends even though they nerds. But no one else want to go to Engineering Building because they hear rumor it house of sin. So I spend all me time in upside-down Humanities building wondering why it upside-down, and trying to find hidden eleven in Big Ten logo, and now me poor.\n\nBy the way, when I went there the biggest celebrity in town was Scanner Bob. Is he still around?