text: Honestly, I've never written one of these... but after last night I felt that I needed to tell the world how awful this place is.\n\nI went with my boyfriend and thought \"hey, cool design, specialized menu, should be good!\" I was wrong. \n\nProbably because I'm Italian and grew up eating really good Italian food, but this is crap. I had the speck pizza. It was dry, overly salty and sort of all-around gross. He had the Alfredo with spaghetti. Where do I even start? The pasta was hard- no. not al dente. Way undercooked. The sauce was lumpy with bits of cooked eggs in it and tasted like jarred sauce with eggs and butter added... Not good.\n\nThe ambience was cool and the wait staff while very friendly, had no idea what anything on the menu was. We had two simple questions (What kind of cheese is on the pizza and what was the soup of the day) both of which he blatantly said he didn't know and would get back to us.. never did.\n\nIf you're going for drinks, hell yes! The drinks were fun and the ambience is great, so it really is ideal for 5 a 7 with friends, but this place SUCKS as a resto. Will not be returning, at least not for dinner.