text: Ehh... maybe it is because I have low standards, and that I have lived a lifestyle in which the toilet was literally a hole in the ground for me to pee on, but I did not have much of a problem with staying here.  There are honestly superior hotels in the strip, but if you've lived in a straw hut like I did you'd at least be thankful that your stuff will be safe whilst you enjoy Vegas.\n\nYou're not visiting Vegas to sulk in a pretty hotel, are you?  What is this, Lost in Translation?