text: Waaaay too crowded and smelled like a broken septic tank in the back corner.  I was there over Memorial Day weekend so I should have expected the crowd but they got greedy and tried to pack too many people into the TAO Beach part of the club.  \n\nI didn't even attempt to order a drink at one of the bars because it was easily going to take 20 minutes and that is only because I'm pretty tall and have a knack for working my way to the front of the bar (in the most gentlemanly way possible ladies).  \n\nOne highlight was that I didn't have to wait in line to get into TAO Beach.  I managed to talk my way in by telling the bouncer that I had a box and the VIP host told me we wouldn't have to wait in line.  Maybe that is true or maybe I'm just that good.  I'd like to think I'm just that good.  \n\nI would like to check TAO Beach out on a night that isn't so crazy in Vegas because the club looked great and had an awesome atmosphere.