text: I've been here about 4 times. \nI think 3 out of 4 of those visits were negative. \n\nThe rapidity of the service is totally non-consistent. Sometimes the food takes too long and other times the waiter/tress never stops by. At one visit, for myself and my neighbor our sausages were extremely cold. It was embarrassing for everyone, and all they did was take our plates as they were and changed the sausages to fresh ones. \n\nThe smoothies are totally w-e-a-k. It's not real fruit they use in there. It's thick frozen mud. Not authentic at all.\n\nTHE MENU IS MESSED UP ALSO. For breakfast, on the eggs page it says at the top: Includes toast, potatoes - showing it at the top that all of them come with those extras, then you get your plate with nothing?! So you ask and they say \"Oh the menu is like that, but with this plate those are not included.\"\n\nLike, what the HECK is that?!