text: Every time we go here, the bouncers try to mess with me. I've had them go so far as to tell me there was a warrant out for my arrest after they scanned my ID (which is not funny, because some scanners really can pick that up). If they're not pulling something like that, they're checking my picture against my face for a good minute before deciding it's not a fake. \n\nThis last time though really irritated me. I hand this Duck Dynasty wannabe my ID and watch him read it. I guess that was suspicious, because he looked up from it and stared at me intently. I stared right back, and apparently he didn't like that, because he then asked \"Where are you coming from?\"  \"Oh, the Tim McGraw concert.\"  He gets this super serious look. \"How much have you had to drink?\"\n\nWhich really ticked me off, because I had not had one single sip of alcohol all night.\n\n\"Nothing. At all.\"   \nPhil Jr. stares at me some more, and finally lets me in, but I remained annoyed for the rest of the evening. \n\nBeing treated like you're underage with a fake, or already drunk when you're not, gets really old when it's every single time you get to a bar.