text: This place is interesting to say the least. The room that we were in did not have any emergency fire sprinklers. We contemplated having a bonfire since we wouldn't have to worry about the drowning ourselves by accident. \n\nThe 3rd floor ledges are angled strange. If you were to trip with the sliding glass door open, you would very easily slide down 3 stories to meet the grim reaper. The room setup looked similar to something out of a 1970's adult film. Yes, that kind. With all of the hair. \n\nI couldn't help but feel the bathroom and it's door had a similar setup to a gas chamber. While gas may be released in the bathroom, it definitely made it a little uncomfortable. I did however get a lovely view of someone's backside from the rectangular window that is attached to the door. I think we can agree that we both got a free show while I was in the shower. \n\nThe biggest issue with the whole entire room however was the lamps. The lamps looked very similar to a Pope hat. I spent countless hours attempting to unscrew the lamp in order to get a funny picture of me wearing said \"Pope\" hat. I'm never going to be the Pope. It would have been a nice family friendly Kodak moment. And I would've gladly put it back the way it originally was supposed to be. I was left extremely disappointed when I left with the lack of any Pope hat pictures. It was upsetting enough to make me consider never staying at the hotel itself again. \n\nHowever, the food is amazing. The staff is very nice, even when requesting plungers (long story), and the memories made there are unforgettable. Despite the fact there were several cases where life could be compromised. \n\nAlso they need metal signs that are not as sharp. Someone we know may need a Tetanus shot due to sharp metal signs in the area. \n\nPS: Please make the lamps more Pope hat friendly.