text: Well, I'll certainly try.  I like the cat ears, by the way.\n\nFirst, you'll need to find a program to publish the e-flyer in.  This can be MS Word, Publisher, or Quark.  I actually would recommend doing something like this in Fireworks or Photoshop, but if you don't have the budget for those higher end products, I wouldn't worry too much..  For now, I'll go with Word since everyone has that.\n\nI'm not sure what your making your e-flyer for, so that's pretty much your part.  Set up it up however you'd like with pictures, your bio, your service list, contact info, etc.  Whatever you'd like.  The trick will be getting people to see the e-flyer.  I would go about it two ways.  Create a .pdf file, and publish it to a web site and distribute the web address to potential clients (if you're a service based business).  To create a pdf, I'd download a program called CutePDF.\nhttp://www.cutepdf.com/Products/CutePDF/writer.asp\nIt'll allow you to save it as a small file format, and most users wont be able to edit it.  You can also save your file in Word as an HTML document that is automatically ready to be uploaded to a server on the web.  If you don't have a domain name, I beleive you can get free ones at places like Yahoo! or GeoCities (like me.yahoohomepage.com, etc.).\n\nOne other thing, when you're done, I'd screen capture the .pdf (by pressing the PRTSC button on the top right hand part of the keyboard), import the picture into Paint and edit out your desktop, and save the file as a .jpg file that you can insert into emails and send out.  Hope at least some of this helps, feel free to contact me if you need help or have more questions.  Good luck!