text: Here are some Blonde Jokes for you ! Have Fun !\n\nI knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... \n\n- she called me to get my phone number. \n- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." \n- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. \n- she got stabbed in a shootout. \n- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. \n- she sat on the TV and watched the couch. \n- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. \n- she tried to drown a fish. \n- she thought a quarterback was a refund. \n- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. \n- if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. \n- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. \n- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." \n- she tripped over a cordless phone. \n- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. \n- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put VIRGO." \n- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. \n- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. \n- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. \n- she studied for a blood test. \n- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. \n- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. \n- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. \n- she sold the car for gas money. \n- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. \n- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. \n- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. \n- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. \n- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.\n\nWith Due Apologies to Reese Whitherspoon especially !\nTake Care and God Bless !