text: 1. Fundamentalists and other religious wackos who want to tell me how to live my life because they couldn't figure out how to live theirs without an almighty crutch.\n\n2. Homophobes, because even though I'm bi, mostly straight, it's just too annoying that people can't live and let live without wanting to oppress and degrade others. Let's all just leave each other be, 'kay?\n\n3. People who play their car stereos too loud in residential areas. Come on! Save your hearing; save my nerves. Play it at a reasonable volume.\n\n4. People who flirt and/or go out on dates with no intention of being any thing more significant than friends. Is it really so hard to be emotionally honest? No! I just don't get why there are so many *ockteases and *untteases in the world.\n\n5. Anti-choice activism. Don't like abortion? Then don't have one! No one has a right to interfere with women's private medical decisions. That goes double for men since they don't even have a uterus or any chance of getting pregnant.