text: E.R.D.I.R\n           (Earth Resident Discovery of Infiltration Report)\n\nReporting Alien: Aknar the Scaly, aka "halfshaft"\n\nNotice to Galaxy Quadrant 1.246 Supervisor Fleibus the Torturer\n\nURGENT!!\n\nThrough Earth's primitive computer systems, an earth resident, code-named charger42, has alerted a number of individuals that he believes that alien life forms have infiltrated their civilization, dressing and behaving like earth natives.\nI have tracked down charger42's location, and request permission to "silence" charger42 so that our nefarious plans for domination of the Earth and enslavement of it's natives can continue.\nPlease advise.