text: You bunch of sissies, Friday the 13th is far more scarier than Nightmare on Elm Street!  Look at the facts, dreams are over-rated; I have nightmares every night and wake up in the morning and my pants are still dry.  But if you watch Friday the 13th at 12:00am and go for a walk in my neck of the woods, I promise you, by the time you come out of the woods, you will have peed all over yourself.  There is some freaky stuff out there in the woods, let me tell ya, especially halfway out in the woods when your flashlight goes dead and all you can hear are weird sounds like footsteps coming to you or someone chopping something with a machete.  Then what would happen if you came face to face with a hockey-masked maniac holding that machete??!!!