text: After the United States killed Osama bin Laden, he was met at heaven's gates by George Washington who punched him in the stomache.  Thomas Jefferson kicked him in the groin, Benjamin Franklin electrocuted him with with his kite key, and 46 other guys beat him up really bad.  When they all left, Osama walked up to God and asked, "Hey, what's going on here, I thought..."  God knew what he was going to ask, so he answered him quickly, "I told Muhammad that you would be met by 49 Virginians, what did you think I said?"