text: Take out lots of cryptic classified ads in major metropolitan newspapers and national magazines. Offer information about the wonderful job if the reader sends you $7 and a self-addressed envelope. \n\nPut up a very low budget Web site that promises a $1000 return for every $1 invested.  Use the word "gold" or "diamond" in the name of your business. \n\nMake an informercial.  Set it in an exotic location with expensive cars in the background.  Insert testemonials from your friends and family (whom you've paid off, of course). \n\nSend spam -- lots of it.