text: Yo mama so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.\n\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.\n\nYo mama so stupid she got a doughnut and returned it cause it got a hole in it.\n\nYo mama so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"