text: Set yourself up as a non-profit organization for medical research...and then find people who are about to shuffle off the mortal coil to donate their bodies to you.  Simple.  Whatever you can't handle you could sell on eBay China.\n\nAnd, for free, I'll throw in a name for your new organization:\n\nS.A.R.C.A.S.M\n\nStiffies\nAre\nResting\nComfortably\nAs\nScientists\nMeddle