text: =)\n\nCasting aside that chickens are, as I recall, as ancient of a bird species when you consider the origin of them-- Gallus gallus-- as the ostrich is (and there's my moment of taking things too seriously for you)...\n\nThat's a great theory!  And it makes sense!  I mean, who can't remember a time when a woman had to make a man get up from in front of the television and actually start that project he's been putting off for forever and a day?\n\nThanks for making me genuinely smile at least once today, man.