text: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. \nIf Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? \nIf ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic\nBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. \nHe who laughs last thinks slowest