text: I am 32 years old...\n\n    or  386 months old\n    or  1,679 weeks old\n    or  11,759 days old\n    or  282,215 hours old\n    or  16,932,843 minutes old\n    or  1,015,970,525 seconds old\n\nand my next birthday celebration is in:\n294 days 1 hr 57 mins 56 secs.