text: yo mama is so stupid that she triped over the cordless phone\nyo mama is so old she farts out dust\nyo mama is so old that she knew burgerking when he was a prince\nyo mama is so old she sees in black on white.\nyo mama jokes are so a=old they are older than the crust in yo mamas underpants\nyo mama is so fat that we she goes bungee jumping she brings down the whole bridge!\nyo mama is so fat that when she goes in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family even though you are fater than me\nyo mama is so fat that when she goes sun bathing at the beach people yell Samu!!!