text: Follow these steps, it's guaranteed to work.\n\nIf you get drafted for a war, skip town while having daddy cover for you.\n\nStart up a bunch of oil companies using your daddy's money. Fail horribly and drive the companies out of business.\n\nAcquire a cocaine addiction.\n\nMake friends with middle eastern leaders.\n\nWhen election time comes pay off your Governor brother and other people to keep minorities from voting.\n\nInsure the votes are not properly counted.\n\nPay off news stations to announce you the winner, prematurely.\n\nGet the Supreme Court to appoint you.\n\nRepeat in four years, but make sure everyone in the country is focused on a war you started so they don't noticed your underhanded trickery and general stupidity.