text: LUKE: Got a hand full of Barbie.\nLORELAI: Uh, Dirty!\nParis: ...Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated. Please remember that I am your editor. I am not your mother, or your hugger. If you need some love, get a hooker. If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or way to deal. My door is not open to you, ever. You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies. Welcome to the Yale Daily News.\n(A GREAT conversation)\nLUKE: You go make her stop. \nLORELAI: I’m not going over there. \nLUKE: Why not? You’re a woman. \nLORELAI: So what? \nLUKE: So you have the same parts. \nLORELAI: What? \nLUKE: You shouldn’t be scared of it. \nLORELAI: Scared of it? You know, you’re gonna be a bachelor for a really long time. \nRORY and LANE [solemnly, in unison]: Jinx back, double pinkie, round the side, double pinkie, jinx back. [They clap their hands together twice.]