text: Put icing on a shoe box and tell him that you baked him a cake\n\nCall him and tell him that his car was just repossessed or totaled.\n\nTell him that the radio station called and that he won something and he has to pick it up at the station.\n\nIf possible reset his alarm clock either an hour early or an hour later.  \n\nTell him that a computer virus wiped out everything on the computer hard drive.