text: on the first day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\nmy chest is no bigger than cherries\n\non the second day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the third day of christmas \nmy girlfriend said to me\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the fourth day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\ni'm taking these pills\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the fifth day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\ni must increase my bust!\ni'm taking these pills\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the sixth day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\ni've done the exercises\ni must increase my bust!\ni'm taking these pills\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the seventh day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\nso what do you think?\ni've done the exercises\ni must increase my bust!\ni'm taking these pills\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the eighth day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\ni really need some implants!\nso what do you think?\ni've done the exercises\ni must increase my bust!\ni'm taking these pills\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the ninth day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\nplease buy me bosoms!\ni really need some implants!\nso what do you think?\ni've done the exercises\ni must increase my bust!\ni'm taking these pills\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the tenth day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\ni'm going to the hospital\nthey're giving me my implants!\ni really need these implants!\nso what will you think?\ni've done the exercises\ni must increase my bust!\ni'm taking these pills\ni've added some loo roll\ni'm wearing this padded bra\nbut my chest is still no bigger than cherries\n\non the eleventh day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\nnot very much\nshe was drugged from the anaesthetic\nshe went to the hospital\nthey gave her her implants\nso what do i think?\nno more exercises\nshe has increased her bust!\nno more taking pills!\nno more adding loo roll!\nno more padded bras!\nand her chest is as big as pamela lee's\n\non the twelfth day of christmas\nmy girlfriend said to me\ni'm out of the anaesthetic\ni'm back from the hospital\nlook at my bosoms!\nbetter buy me some lingerie!\ni've got me my implants\nso what do you think?\nno more exercises\ni have increased my bust\nno more taking pills\nno more adding loo roll\nno more padded bras\nand my chest is as big as pamela lee's