text: I was sentenced to 6 months in prison a year ago for stealing a car.  I had no idea how to fight.  I had 3 weeks from my sentencing to get my affairs in order.\n\nI used that time to get in shape.\n\nI knew that I would not master the art of Karate, kick boxing, self defense, boxing or street fighting.  I basically just needed to know enough to prevent myself from being raped.  And if I was raped, I needed to know enough to prevent myself from being raped a second time.\n\nI ordered Kick Boxing for Wimps.  I practiced everything that CD had to offer over the next 3 weeks.  Needless to say, no one bothered me.  Due to my celebrity status, it may have helped that I was sentenced to a juvenile prison instead of the Big Boys prison.\n\nNow I use my new Kick Boxing skills to fend off cops and other thieves while I'm stealing cars.