text: I've dealt with that whack job and let me tell you, she's on a frequency all her own. And I don't mean that in a good way, ok? She may be called ILOVEJESUS but Jesus, that's me, hates that loon. Ya know, there's a little known bylaw in Heaven that states a managing partner (that would be me, God, or the Holy Spirit) can veto an entrant into heaven if he can get 2 of 3 votes. And since I didn't tell Mom (that would be the Virgin Mary) about Dad's "indiscretions" when he and Jimmy Swaggert were heavy partiers back in the late 80's, the old man owes me a favor.