text: Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce   \n \n  --That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was. \n--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women. \n\n--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse. \n\n--Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants... \n\n--Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON. \n\n--Overheard 5-year-old daughter shouting, "Faggot!" while watching "Mr. Rogers". \n\n--Recently overtaken by a strange and unfamiliar compulsion to live past the age of 35. \n\n--I mean come on, people. . . the dude LOST TO STEELY DAN!!! \n\n--Thanks to a recent surgery, her head's no longer implanted deep within her own rectum. \n\n...And The Top Reason Eminem's Wife Filed For Divorce. . . \n\n--Sick of dating a rich, famous, abusive bastard. Would like to try a poor, unknown abusive bastard for a change.