text: Superman is great because he's not blonde and he doesn't use blonde terminology:\n\nBLONDE TERMINOLOGY BLONDE JOKES\n \n \nAnally -- occurring yearly \nArtery -- study of paintings \nBacteria -- back door of cafeteria \nBarium -- what doctors do when treatment fails \nBowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U \nCaesarian section -- district in Rome \nCat scan -- searching for kitty \nCauterize -- Made eye contact with her \nColic -- sheep dog \nComa -- a punctuation mark \nCongenital -- friendly \nD&C -- where Washington is \nDiarrhea -- journal of daily events \nDilate -- to live long \nEnema -- not a friend \nFester -- quicker \nFibula -- a small lie \nGenital -- non-Jewish \nG.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game \nGrippe -- suitcase \nHangnail -- coat hook \nImpotent -- distinguished, well known \nIntense pain -- torture in a teepee \nLabour pain -- got hurt at work \nMedical staff -- doctor's cane \nMorbid -- higher offer \nNitrate -- cheaper than day rate \nNode -- was aware of \nOutpatient -- person who had fainted \nPap smear -- fatherhood test \nPelvis -- cousin of Elvis \nPost operative -- letter carrier \nProtein -- favouring young people \nRectum -- damn near killed 'em \nRecovery room -- place to do upholstery \nRheumatic -- amorous \nScar -- rolled tobacco leaf \nSecretion -- hiding anything \nSeizure -- Roman emperor \nSerology -- study of knighthood \nTablet -- small tablet \nTerminal Illness -- sickness at airport \nTibia -- country in North Africa \nTumor -- an extra pair \nUrine -- opposite of you're out \nVaricose -- located nearby \nVein -- conceited