text: Not joking.\n\nI once passed a car with the driver eating a sandwich in one hand, holding his phone in the other, and a newspaper was laid out across the steering wheel!!\nWe weren't in gridlock traffic either, it the was the freeway, and we were going fast!\n\nHe was weaving all over the road.  I had to swerve twice to avoid him!  This is just as bad as drunk-driving.  What possesses people to think that they can drive well while doing things like this?!