text: id tie him to a chair wiv ducktape, then id go and nick his sleigh.\nTake all the stuff back to toys r us for store credit and give my kids a merry christmas.\n\ni would let santa go ..... after id invited journalists over for interviews (at a price obviously).\n\nand then after explaining a few things.... where was that sindy doll i asked for in 1985? all i got was a spainish knock off from Romford market!!\n\nSanta has a lot to answer for!