text: You can do a gas-powered razor.   \n\n you will need one disposable bic razor, a few feet of surgical tubing (water weinie tube), a plastic funnel and a bag of uncooked beans.\n\nHook one end of the surgical tubing to the handle of the disposable razor and the other end to the small outlet of the funnel.  Then attach the instructions to the bag of beans.   \n Instructions:  Cook beans.   Eat beans. Wait about 30 minutes then attach funnel to hind end and begin shaving.  :D