text: 1. santa, unable to satisfy hi swife, took banta's advice. While having sex, he asked her: Du u feel any change ?, She said, Ya, Now you are doing like banta !!!!\n\n2. Santa Rings his boss. "Me no work, I sick". Boss: When I am sick, I fuk my wife, try it. 2 hours later Santa rings back, Me better now, Your house & wife very nice.\n\n3. In a party, s girl wanted to go to toilet. She asked santa: "susu karne ki jaga dikhao. Santa: U naughty girl,  pehle tum dikhao.