text: http://cronus.com/bushresume/\n\n\n\n\nGeorge W. Bush: My Resumé\n Arrest Record, Crimes & Misdemeanors:\no  Two negligent collisions, July & Aug 1962 at Houston TX. Fined. (Page 20 of linked PDF document)\no  Two speeding tickets, July & Aug 1964 at Houston TX. Fined. (Page 20 of linked PDF document)\no  Arrested for Disorderly Conduct, December 1966 at New Haven CT. Charges were dropped. (Page 20 & 37 of linked PDF document)\no  Arrested for Disorderly Conduct in New Jersey, in 1967. I was cautioned and set free. \no  At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine when I was 30 years old, where I pled guilty, was fined and suspended from driving. \n\nPast work experience:\no  Ran for congress and lost.\no  Served for a decade on the board of a company that financed several R-rated, slasher and sundry B movies.\no  Bought an oil company and generated an astounding $3.1 Million debt, sold the company to another Texas oil baron, and then sold it again to my dad's Saudi friends and made over $1.5 Million from the sweetheart deal. I sold all my stock just in the nick of time, using insider information, to a wealthy Saudi friend of my father.\no  Bought a small portion of the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that forcibly took land using eminent domain and tax-payer money. Most notable decision: Traded Sammy Sosa to the White Sox for Harold Baines. Most notable profiteering: Parlayed a $605K loan into a $14.9 Million profit using taxpayer money and eminent domain laws to evict homeowners, obtain land and increase the value of the shares in the Texas Rangers.\no  Elected to governorship of Texas, with the help of George Bush Sr. and generous donations and support from wealthy oilmen and Christian evangelicals.\n\n Accomplishments While Governor of Texas: \no  Relaxed pollution laws for power and oil companies (I "grandfathered" the dirtiest coal burning power plants, making them exempt from clean air laws, for example) and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union, in 1999. I invited polluters to write Texas's environmental policies, a theme that I carried on into the WhiteHouse after I was selected President. The same year, Houston had the "highest ozone level reading in the nation", and was second most ozone polluted city in the country from 1997 through 1999.\no  Slashed taxes, reduced state revenue to the point of bankruptcy and put the Texas government in debt for billions in borrowed money, the interest for which is now paid for by the Texas taxpayer.\no  Set a record for the most executions by any Governor in American history and became famous for publicly mocking Faye Tucker, a Christian female death row inmate, for her passionate clemency plea before she was executed. \n\n\no  Appointed US President, on a questionable decision by a highly partisan Supreme Court, after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes.\n\n Accomplishments While US President:\no  I attacked and invaded two countries so far, losing more US soldiers after I claimed "Mission Accomplished" than the total number who were killed during full combat operations in both wars combined.\no  I spent the largest surplus in the history of the country and nearly bankrupted the treasury. \no  I shattered records for the biggest annual deficit in history. \no  Set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in a 12 month cycle of any presidency, beating the previous record which was set during the depression years. \no  Set all-time record for biggest loss of value in the history of the stock market during any presidency ($5 Trillion drop equalling a 27% drop in investor stock portfolios from the date of my inauguration). \no  First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. \no  First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. \no  First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history and continued that practic