text: Crabs for Christmas" \n\n'In a department store North of Houston, \nSat a Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. \n\nIn a minute he knows, the front door will close, \nAnd this tired old Santa can pack up an leave, \n\nwhen a big fellow came out of nowhere, \nand he sat right down on Santa's knee, \n\nAnd the .......... As the Big fellow said, \nDear Santa I appreciate you listening to me, \n\nAnd He Said \nOh, I want Crabs for Christmas \nOh, Only Crabs will do, \nOh, for with Crabs for Christmas \nMy Christmas wish'll come true. \n\n(etc).