text: hahaha life would be boring without blondes\n\nThree women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come \nhome from work at the same time and get on the elevator. \n\nThe brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: " \nOOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and \ntouches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like \nsemen."\n\nThe redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, \nsmells it, and says "It smells like semen." \n\nThe blonde,  reaches out and touches it with her fingers \nand then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, \n"It doesn't taste like anyone in this building . . ."