text: yo mammas so fat when i was wit her last night i had to slap her thigh and ride the wave\n\nyo mammas so ugly she had to turn in an application to pimp my face\n\nyo mammas so fat i had to roll her in dough to find the wet spot\n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE\n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale\n\nYo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"