text: Somebody please drop kick the girl who answered this question before me.\n\nWhah  Whah Whahhhhhhh...Geeze, it's a joke. Get over it\n\nAnyway, to answer your question.  No. I don't dig in my butt in public, even if my booty crack is itching...Matter of fact, my booty crack never itches.  So the next question for you is why does yours? LOL\n\nBTW, Don't let uptight heifers like that chick, discourage you from posting a joke or two here and there. It makes the community more interesting for those who actually do come here for fun