text: "JC Penny's Death & Dismemberment" Insurance.\n\n "If you act today , Sir, we can offer you this one time deal. $10,000 per(lost) hand & $15,000 for an (lost) eye! I am only authorized to give you this deal if you sign up TODAY! "\n\n\n(Who would have known that an eye was worth only $15,000?\n\nI am STILL amazed at that tele-marketing call!)