text: Somebody's been watching too many Woody Allen movies. I never heard anyone talk like that. It sounds forced, contrived, totally fake. Cryptic speeches don't usually come into normal loving relationships. At worst, it sounds like he's setting you up for a fall. At best, he's trying to sound overly impressive, but he's either going way over you head, or he just sounds precocious. Many people would use choice words like "prick" to describe this stuffed shirt. And no, it's not because he's older, it's because he's in love with the sound of his own voice.\n\nMy advice would be to distance yourself from this guy and look forward to the day you meet your prince.