text: "I'm only wearing black until they make something darker"\n"My dog's favorite snack is my homework."\n"Keep staring. I might do a trick."\n"I'm not selfish. I just like things my way."\nIt's Hard to Soar with Eagles, When Your surrounded by turkey's"\n"Consciousness- That Annoying time between naps"\n\nFor the father - "Bank of Dad"