text: LOL... My mother and I thought this was funny.  Should we be worried?  Here is a joke that I had stashed away for just such an occasion:\n\nA man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.\n\nHe is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior.\n\n"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."\n\n"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."\n\n"Well, what about anal sex?"\n\n"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."\n\n"There is always oral sex."\n\n"Nope, she has pyorrhea."\n\n"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did you marry her?"\n\n"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"