text: I need a day off!\n\nI urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would \nnot allow me to take a leave.  I thought that maybe if I acted \n"CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung \nupside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.  My co-worker \n(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?\n\nI told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the \nBoss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.\n\nA few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked  "What\nare you doing?"\n\nI told him I was a light bulb.\n\nHe said, "You are clearly stressed out.  Go home and recuperate \nfor a  couple of days."\n\nI jumped down and walked out of the office.\n\nWhen my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her \n"...And where do you think you're going?"\n\n( You're gonna love this..... )\n\nShe said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"