text: It kinda sucks but I do!\n\nI don't like waiting for that drawbridge to go up and down (damn thing takes forever!).  Then there's that huge, spikey metal gate (Thing freaks the hell out of me).\n\nI've always got to hire people to fix breaches in the walls.  It's kind of dark inside and cold and drafty in the winter.  All those suits of armor give me the willys. \n\nThe servants take forever to get me my damn food up to my keep.  They let me keep the keep kind of messy and I've got my clothes thrown all over the place. The scullery maids are kinda hot though (and always blinking alot  and giggling ).\n\nCastle life's alright I guess. I wouldn't recommend it for everyone.