text: Castration is the most effective way to "cut off" your testosterone levels, but be warned, your pants are going to fit funny afterwards.  There once was a man who had three weiners, and his pants fit him like a glove, but that's another story...\n\nOK, seriously, what's wrong with morning wood?  Nothing says "I'M ALIVE!" like sporting a full-on chubby.  You should embrace your manhood rather than run from it.\n\nAs for the Hairloss problem, talk to your Doctor about going on Propecia.  Must be prescribed, but for most people It really works.  The sooner you start taking it, the less hair you will lose.  But understand that it is not cheap, and if you ever stop taking it, your hair will start falling out again.