text: Well......there are so many......and I look like a lady, so the best thing is the shock value!!! \n\nThis is a good question, it's got me thinking. I have strong feelings about this!!! I really do not like it when people use c**t as a form of abuse - because its abusive to women. I  know there are male equivalent, but as a woman I don't mind so much....and though I'm not a Christian, I don't like religious words used for swearing.....apart from that, anything goes.\n\nI didn't want my infant son to swear, so I started saying "Oh BASINGSTOKE!!!" all the time, and it worked...if he said it, I said "Shhh! Don't say that!" just like a normal parent would if their child said fuck. He grew up OK but I've probably offended a lot of people who live in Basingstoke.\n\nI like it when people are creative and don't just say one thing all the time, because it loses its impact.\n\nI guess my favourite swear word changes every so often, but probably the main one is Oh Sh*t... I'm going to think about this some more and invent some new ones.