text: My favorite was a male priest who inquired of one of my friends, "Gee, I notice that you have two earrings in one ear.  What does that mean?  I've heard that if you have an earring in one ear, it means you're gay.  Is it the right side?  The left side?"\nMy friend, thirteen at the time, said, "I don't know.  Why?  Are you thinking of getting your ears pierced?"  It was a moment of brilliance!