text: It is widely known that apples and oranges share a common hatred of each other. This dates back to the 13th century and the "citrus inquistion", one of the most hienous examples of fuiticide in history. Oranges mounted an organize campaign to "drive apples into the sea". Later the tables were turned, when in the early 19th century oranges exacted a delicious revenge by squeezing the oranges out of their homes in a vicious rampage known as the "Granny Smith Massacre".