text: I'M THUPER THANKS FOR ASKING!!!!\nand giggling uncontrollably, but you knew that\n~sashays out of the closet and into the !BODY! of my tall tale~\n\nAs you well know, I can totally relate to this...from a fabulously different angle, however. I, Dr Rich Amblaeu, am both a blessing and a curse to all monogamous, heterosexual relationships....regardless of their stability. I've earned the title 'LadyKiller' and you may rest-assured that I live up to it. The anticipation of ripping a woman's hunk-of-a-man out of her arms, out of her life, and into complete and TOTAL submission causes the sun to shine where the sun shouldn't shine...if you know what I'm saying (and I know you do).\n\nI shall render her powers useless against him, thereby thrusting her into a state of helplessness. Upon doing so, my third leg instantly stands at attention, front and center. I then violate the man from the outside in, then from the inside out...over and again until he curses the day that he was born.\n\nThe various positions, restraints, toys, and locations (physically and geographically) that we use can be seen as the many courses of a single meal. All are vital in satisfying the appetite, however a lingering thirst doth remain. The only remedy that will effectively quench that thirst, is to literally drink the sweet milk of her tears.\n\nOnce I have demeaned and deviled her 'significant other'....demoralized her 'relationship' in every way possible (emotionally, physically, spiritually, mentally, intellectually)\n...only then do the tears begin to flow. Then and only then am I able to consummate MY marriage, one between appetite and thirst.\n\nTo lick the tears from her face, to literally suck them from her eyes....that is what it takes to satisfy my palate. Oh the sweet milk of a relationship gone sour, driven to the brink and forced over the edge by yours truly....\n\nOregon's Biggest Gayest LumberJack\nPresident of the Orgeon Chapter of NAMBLA\nProctologist Extraordinaire\nMary Kay - Customer Disservice MVP\n\n-BIG GAY RICH, MD