text: .... i so better get 10 points for this....... OK here goes,,,, \n\ni was 17 and my mom went to Reno. My Ex  came over "he is older than me" and bought beer. well i decided to actually try beer for the first time. I felt nutten and kept  drinking. after the 3rd one i got tipsy. i was like "this is fun" and drank 2 more. I got so drunk i went out front and sat on a milk crate singing strange country songs out loud "like different lyrics to different songs" then  i noticed a cereal box on the curb and my cat walked by me so i picked him up.. walked to the cereal box "with the milk crate as well" and put my cat under the milk crate "like a cage" and picked up the cereal box and told everyone "look what i got!!! a magic cereal box!! i traded my cat to the leprechaun for a magic cereal box!" \n\n\n........... to this day i am teased for it ... hope it at least got a chuckle outta you because dang i be embarrassed lol