text: jose mourinho is disgraceful.\nthese are the famous quotes from him:\n\n"We have top players and, sorry if I'm arrogant, we have a top manager." \n\n"If I wanted to have an easy job...I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me." \n\n"5-4 is not a football score, it is more a hockey score, in training when we play five-a-sides if the score is 5-4 I send the players in because nobody is defending properly." - after Arsenal's 5-4 win over Tottenham Hotspur \n\n"If he helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt." - on Roman Abramovich \n\n"I saw their players and manager go for a lap of honour after losing to us in their last home game. In Portugal if you do this, they throw bottles at you." - on Manchester United \n\n"Pressure? What pressure? Pressure is poor people in the world trying to feed their families. There is no pressure in football" - Speaking in a post-match interview \n\n"Everybody wants Chelsea to lose a game. When they do they should declare a public holiday." - Speaking in a press conference about Chelsea's leading Premiership start in the 2005/06 season \n\n"We are on top at the moment but not because of the club's financial power. We are in contention for a lot of trophies because of my hard work."\n \n"I think he is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea." - on Arsène Wenger\n\n"I am serious, I am more scared of bird flu than football. What is football compared with life? I have to buy some masks and stuff - maybe for my team as well. I am serious." - Speaking soon after H5N1 spread to Britain, and when Chelsea's league lead over Manchester United had slipped to 7 points