text: The one about the guy who goes motorhoming with his wife. She goes to bed early one night and he sits beside the beautiful lake they are ptiched at, getting slowly drunk and comtemplating the beauty of his surroundings. \nHe staggers off to bed deciding he will get up at dawn and swin naked in the lake to cure his hangover. He strips off and passes out, he wakes with a jolt the next morning and dives out of the van naked and ready to swim, slowly it dawns on him he is in a busy high street with people all around. The motorhome has stopped at a red light and that is what the jolt was. His wife packed up early knowing he was p*ssed and began the drive home leaving him to sleep off the booze. As his predicament dawns on him he runs for the Motorhome door just as the lights turn to green!\nI have no idea if it's based on truth!