text: Ok, so I met this girl at church. Beautiful indian girl, so my natural macho instinct drew her to me. Some months later she invited me over for lunch, everyone else went inside the house so I was getting ready to make my move, then.................bbbrrrraaaaaaappp!! That girl farted up something  wicked, I swear I was going to die or that she was already dead! She was very embarrased, she ran into the house came back out and apologized like a million times. The damage was already done, I never spoke to her again.