text: You've really gotten yourself in a pickle, huh?\n\nGrass wasn't greener on the other side?  Hell...doesn't even sound like it got MOWED by that lazy bastard.\n\nListen, you've messed up people's LIVES by making the choices you made.  My personal opinion is that you more or less deserve whatever garbage comes your way.\n\nYou should leave that lazy son of a bitch and move on with your life...and think about the decisions you make from now on.  Believe me, there's a whole other world out there beyond the tip of your own nose.