text: Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on.\n\nOne night sue turned on the lights while they were having sex. And was shocked when she saw her husband with a dildo in his hands.\n\nSue yelled “you impatient fcuker! You lying son of a…”\n\nBob stopped her and said, “I’m a lying son of a bitch? Than maybe you would like to explain our 3 kids?”