text: I, persnickety, take you, Al, to be my lawful wedded husband. I promise to care for you, be loyal to you, be your friend, and always be honest except for little white lies. I promise to leave you alone on Super Bowl Sunday, never throw away your smelly high school football jersey, take your side when my friends complain about you, and to let you go fishing when my mother visits. I give you my heart, and this ring, that I expect you to always wear.\n\nI, Al, take you persnickety, to be my lawful wedded wife. \n I promise to care for you, be loyal to you, be your friend, and always be honest except for little white lies. I promise to watch chick flicks with you without complaining, still love you if you gain weight, take your side when my mother complains about you, and always..always put the seat, and the lid down after using. I give you my heart, and this ring, that I expect you to always wear.