text: Sardarji Jokes\n\nSmart Sardarji:\nA Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.\n\nThe Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.\n\nThe American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."\n\nAgain, he declines and tries to get some sleep.\n\nThe American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."\n\nThis catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.\n\nThe American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"\n\nThe Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.\n\n"Okay," says the American, "your turn".\n\nHe asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"\n\nThe American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.\n\nFrustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.\n\nAfter an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.\n\nThe Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.\n\nThe American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"\n\nWithout a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.