text: Teacher Question And Answer Jokes\n\nTEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. \nMARIA : Here it is! \nTEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? \nCLASS : Maria! \n\nTEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? \nFRANK : Because of the sign. \nTEACHER : What sign? \nFRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." \n\nTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? \nJOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! \n\nTEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" \nGLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" \nTEACHER : No, that's wrong. \nGLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! \n\nTEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? \nDONALD : H I J K L M N O!! \nTEACHER : What are you talking about? \nDONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! \n\nTEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. \nWINNIE : Me! \n\nTEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? \nGOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are! \n\nTEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." \nMILLIE : I is... \nTEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." \nMILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." \n\nTEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? \nTINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." \n\nTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" \nLOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. \n\nTEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? \nCLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!! \n\nTEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? \nHAROLD : A teacher.