text: lol cheek dis out\n\nMy Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom \nAll Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets\nSome people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. \nAll men are idiots....I married their king. \nEver stop to think, and forget to start again? \nConsciousness: That annoying time between naps.\nMake yourself at home .....clean my kitchen\nI thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck \nWhisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."\nAdults are just kids who owe money. \nWho are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? \nI'm just driving this way to get you mad.\nKeep honking, I'm reloading.\nHang up and drive.\nI said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.