text: Oh, I kayak all the time with Bowser Jr. in the Great Toad River. Its super-fun. Last time we went over a waterfall and our lungs almost went out, since we breath fire, but it was really fun. General Koopa is thinking of using kayaking as a military tactic in trying to kindap Princess Peach, attempts have failed miserably, foiled when Luigi vacuum-cleaned out ice and froze the river.