text: Yes, YOU CAN CALL ME AL, by Paul Simon.\n\nA man walks down the street,\nHe says, Why am I soft in the middle now?\nWhy am I soft in the middle?\nThe rest of my life is so hard!\nI need a photo-opportunity,\nI want a shot at redemption!\nDon't want to end up a cartoon,\nIn a cartoon graveyard .....