text: In order:\n\n#1:  Cancer.\n\n#2:  Main Entry: hy·pot·e·nuse \nPronunciation: hI-'pä-t&n-"üs, -"yüz\nFunction: noun\nEtymology: Latin hypotenusa, from Greek hypoteinousa, from feminine of hypoteinOn, present participle of hypoteinein to subtend, from hypo- + teinein to stretch -- more at THIN\nDefinition: the side of a right-angled triangle that is opposite the right angle\n\n#3:  Right now, yes.\n\n#4:  Nurple\n\n#5:  Don't wear white, even after Memorial Day.  Women's clothing or not, it's hard to get the blood stains out.  Still, if you need to: try to catch it while the blood's still wet, use liberal amount of hydrogen peroxide, and dab with an absorbant cloth.\n\n#6:  Are you sleeping with someone of the same sex as yourself?  If so, signs point to yes.  If not, the outlook is not good.\n\n#7:  Maybe if you bought me nice things I'd cook for you more often.  And by the way, my mother's coming to visit, so try to be nice.\n\nHope that helps!