text: Based on my own experience, having saved many a drowning persons life(I work in a bottle depot, it happens).\nMany times you rescue a blonde and she is often in fact a redhead, this is something you encounter in the recycling business a lot(oh I could tell you stories). Many redheads actually dye their topcoat(I am thinking of new and better ways to get past the Yahoo censors). This is a ploy to fool the sun into thinking the redhead is actually a blonde, voila less sunburns, the sun moves on to seek out another more obvious carrot top.\nI have to digress. I would only save one person, the blonde because she is also the redhead.\nIf not ,who cares the world could use one less redhead. Personally I would be gunning for Ron Howard, but I am sure that is just a pipe dream.