text: January is for Janus, a Roman god (I think).\nFebruary is for Freida, a Norse goddess.\nMarch is for Mars, a Roman god.\nApril I don't know.\nMay is for Mary, Jesus' mother.\nJune is for Juno, a Roman goddess.\nJuly is for Julius, a Roman emporer.\nAugust is for Augustus, another Roman emporer.\nSeptember is "7th month," counting from the spring equinox.\nOctober is "8th month, same scale.\nNovember is "9th month, same scale.\nDecember is "10th month, same scale.\n\nWhat about April, anyway???