text: Within the first 5 minutes he will mention 9/11 (amazing how he has turned the biggest failure in our nation's history into the high point of his career) he will also remind us that we're at war with terrism in the first 5 minutes and repeat that and 9/11 at least four more times.\nHe will smirk once and then keep that stupid smirk on his face for the entire speech.\nHe will mispronounce at least ten words. He will mispronounce nucular at least 5 times and terrism and terrists 15 times each.\nHe will wear out every worn out talking points he has already worn out, which are too many to count.\n\nBonus points names you will not hear: Rove, Delay, Abrahamoff, Enron, Kenny Boy Lay, Scooter Libby, Brownie, Halliburton.