text: I think I was really drunk or on something, just kind of hanging out on the carpet and my buddy started having sex with his girlfriend right in front of me.  She kept saying, "Uh, Will, your friend is still here.  Will?"  I was too drunk to move and he was too horny to care.  It should have been more embarrassing, but it was sort of no big deal.  I never want to watch them do it again or see anyone's erection, though.