text: A woman who worked in the next cubicle over from me was singing with the radio one day.  The song was John Mellencamp's "Authority Song" which says, "I fight authority, authority always wins," but she was singing, "I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy always wins."\n\nI told my boss about it, and he admitted that he'd always messed up the old Rick Springfield song "Don't Talk To Strangers."   Where it says, "Some sleek, continental dude," he thought it said, "No sleep, but a nap will do."