text: I have given up smoking now, but don't make the mistake of asking a taxi driver where you can buy some fags from.... \n\nDon't ask a hotel receptionist to knock you up in the morning\n\nDon't even get into the tomato thing\n\nDon't walk on the pavement, but the sidewalk\n\ncar's, oh god, hood, fender, trunk, etc\n\nthere are too many to name\n\nwe are two nations divided by a common language