text: Well, we're at a time of war, so... oh wait, Clinton was fighting Milosevic during the Lewinsky trial.  \n\nBut, anyway, we can't bother a president when he has to catch Bin Laden, so... wait, Clinton probably would have gotten OBL if the martini-swizzling losers run by that Richard Scafe ultra-loser with too much time on his hands hadn't been throwing subpoenas at him for doing an intern.\n\nBut, still it's unpatriotic to criticize our... wait, Clinton was HAMMERED by the Republicans, and it was alright then!  \n\nBut, 9/11 proved to... hey!!!  When the U.S.S. Cole was bombed by the SAME PERSON, Clinton was trashed for it.  After 9/11, Bush was treated like a God.\n\nGee, you've got me.