text: My wife gets my attention in 2 different ways.\n\n1)  She says "Honey, we need to talk."  That always gets my attention...cause that means I've probably done something wrong.  :-)\n\nOr\n\n2) She says while bathing or showering "Honey, I need your help scrubbing my... [insert area that needs attention]."\n\nSo either way she "really" gets my attention.