text: I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,\nThe publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."\nThe girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,\nI outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:\n    O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";\n    But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play,\n    The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,\n    O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play\n\n...\n\n    For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!"\n    But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;\n    An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;\n    An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool -- you bet that Tommy sees!\n\n- Tommy, Rudyard Kipling