text: 1. how would you know it was the wrong number if it was busy?\n2.no, everywhere is 'up here'.\n3.Of course it belongs to Philip...his name is on it!\n4.No, it's like Botox.\n5.He has it waxed, that's why you hear him going AHAHAHAH...\n6. It was first called liplick because people who wear it usually lick theirlips, but it just didn't stick.\n7. because the day breaks through the barrier of your closed eyes.\n8. whoever invented it only had two fingers and couldn't count higher.\n9. with the radio turned up you make all the numbers squiggle around.\n10. who wants something natural in their food or drink? Duh!\n11. no, they have seizures so they can only conduct occassionally\n12. yes, of course, if someone turned one in there\n13.they save it for the rainbows and they keep it in the pot of gold\n14. hahaha! that's funny\n15. no they have beano for fish didn't you know that?\n16. yes, that's why we always are looking for new pilots\n17. yes, it helps them stay bright\n18. yes, haven't you ever seen the world's ugliest dog competition?\nHope that helps clear up all of your questions! =)