lol - don't remember that one..  the RG used to have some great headlines.  they were clear and relevant but also clever, funny...sometimes with a double meaning that could be read in.  I think your "stumpy leaves son out of will"  (LMAO I embellished) is a missed opportunity for the RG to show some mettle.  but jade - stumpy - it makes me laugh so much.  thank you girl!!