"She lied, and lied, and lied, and then she lied some more. And we're not saying that under similar circumstances a person wouldn't be prosecuted, because we've done so, and for a lot less! But this one, we're gonna let slide because reasons."
- James Comey

"She's the most qualified candidate for office since any of the founding fathers whose ideology she's diametrically opposed to, which is why I ran against her in 2008."
- That idiot in the White House

I'm just eating popcorn as we circle the drain. Wake me up when the torches and pitchforks are ready.