:D  we laughed about that and i did ask her for a note. it was at slocum- there was a real athlete in the same room - he looked at me as if i were an alien.  i laugh..nothing left to do, but...yes?  i've lived with it. i never drive after smoking and i don't drink but a couple a year... i don't get "offended" if i'm stopped (alone)  - i deal with it. got a speeding ticket.  chat with cop, he advises me to go to court and get it reduced. i go, he opens  little door for me in the courtroom leading to the bench area and we just agree to what happened. (i had actually been very concerned when i saw a biker pull in lane behind me..not leaving much room in front of a big rig to stop if needed - i didn't know it was a cop.  he was surprised and pleased to hear that.)  Happy Judge = 50% off.
  if i got stopped,  DUII mentioned?  would ask firmly 4 a breathalyzer and if the cops were jerks - also a blood test. and it wouldn't NOT be me to ask for a courtesy ride somewhere. they can only say no.