Don't look up at the universe - the Extra-terrestrial has won an election in the USA  .-) The space ship landed somewhere in New York, where aliens are a common sight thus not attracting attention. Aliens form a favorite source of headlines in our media ........ their ravings are accepted uncritically to exercise the desperate scribblers of this remote planet - designated "Mostly Harmless" in the authoritative travel guide " Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy "..... Softwood Lumber is a favorite form of duel between the tribes, an ancient ritual to attract more females and gold than the other tribes and thereby maintain territorial superiority, drive bigger SUVs and acquire granite countertops in their home base dens, where they reproduce ........