Dude!  Ssssh!  You tryin' to upset Trumpy the Clown's banana-boat, or what?  He needs immigrants to whip-up his lynch-mob supporters!

Eh--he's still got Muslims to scapegoat.  B-b-but hey!  That's me!

Hmm...reminds me of a joke I told a Mexican coworker shortly after 911: "Now they'll ignore you at the checkpoints and roust me instead."