LOL, AK residents ranking their own physical health near excellent. Outside of the Deep South, AK residents are some of the fattest ever. 

LOL, AK residents rank near excellent their "access to nutritious food". 9 months out of the year produce has to be imported from the lower 48 and is in terrible condition when arriving and expensive which is why residents dont eat enough of it.

LOL, AK residents rank their financial security very high. Outside of CA and NYC, Anchorage has some of the highest cost of living in the nation, higher than Phoenix, Miami, Dallas, Chicago, etc. With AKs one-trick-pony for revenue, oil, which is now priced below production costs forcing BP and Conoco Phillips to mothball expansion, production, and maintenance contracts to reduce their spending, Shell cancelling their multi-billion dollar oil platform, and the talk of getting rid of the PFD and instating an income tax, AK is in trouble.

LOL, but we all agree, AK is sure pretty to look at.