So what's so wrong with being a spot welder? At least it's an honest trade.

If you give a plug for Uber, why not also give one for Beck or Diamond or ... hmm, we do seem to be running out of the regulars, don't we? A pity.

Anyway, you are certain to be wrong about the future since you are not certified fortune-tellers. Let me recommend Mme Sosostris, famous clairvoyante. She and her Tarot Deck are what you you need before you can engage in successful auguries and prognostications. Yep, the Tarot Deck together with the Farmers' Almanac will stand us all in good stead in 2017.  That applies to investors also, with all due respect to Carrick and Dowty and Barlow.

Hold onto your hats, it will be a wild ride. 

Good luck in the New Year, everyone. We'll need it.