Ya gotta be jealous of those Yanks.

They get an achiever like Trump and we get a dope head like Justin.
Their executive branch don't get paid while our cabinet is taking us to the cleaners .
They have an elected and representative Senate and we get a politicians retirement home.
They have symetrical federalism and we have 9 Provinces as second class citizens .

They are a nation under one flag and we are the Balkans under  12 flags.
They have hope.
We have despair..
They have Publicly funded CBS and we have a propaganda organ funded by the State .

You get the idea