Conclusion: I suspect RJ really is human because the more "officious" he tries to sound--i.e. "assertive of authority in an annoyingly domineering way, especially with regard to petty or trivial matters"--the more I realize I am engaged in a battle of wits with an unarmed man!:)  

But whether RJ is really human, or a computerized "bot", it seems as if he has literally been programmed to repeat nearly identical spin-doctored, obsfucated, and misdirected pseudo-answers to my questions in his lame efforts to distract readers from the fact that he cannot HONESTLY answer my questions without finding himself unemployed and in need of a real job--perhaps for the first time in his life and--as a legal flack and/or a PR hack--what skills does he have that would allow him to survive in the real world? 

So even though RJ has clearly demonstrated he is fully capable of being a low-life bottom-feeder, I do not want to sink to his level and have his self-destruction on my conscience:)  Et tu RJ?