I have 30+ years of experience behind the wheel in my own trucks and other vehicles that I have used on the job.  Probably closing in on 2 million kms driven.  I do not need to sit in moms basement and get all wheezy over stuff that I read on the internet.  Try reality some time.  It is far more satisfying.

PS lock the doors and keep your keys in your pocket.  That may help with your missing vehicle problems.