Well, I laughed out loud at the review. Love it when a critic gets 'loco' with indignance...hilarious stuff.

And now I have to see it...cannot possibly be worse than Event Horizon.  I tried to get my money back after 5 minutes. When that didn't work, I loudly stabbed myself in the eyes with the plastic fork that came with the nachos, also the worst nachos I have ever had, until the usher agreed to give me my money back.

Brutal.