O.K. I'm convinced. Tomorrow I'm going to purchase the materials to clad my house in bullet proof siding and replace the windows and doors with hardened, 1" armor that has little slits through which I can see and shoot. I'll be ready for those notorious Idaho militia guys when they come to Eugene. Probably going to take over Kesey Square first, then the rest of the town.
The militia is coming! (The militia are coming?)