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A Trump Family Christmas Sound of Music

Hear Donald sing...
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
With every reactive tweet I write
Because they're very unfair to me
On Live from New York, It's Saturday Night

Join the The Trump Children dressed in an old curtain sing...
We saw Daddy groping Mrs Claus
Reaching for her camel toe last night.
They didn't see us creep
down the escalator to peep;
He thought that we were tucked
up in our bedrooms fast asleep.

Clap along with Melania and the Vendettas in...
We three wives of Donald are
One home grown and two from afar.
Five children we gave him so far,
Following Donald's star.

And a special appearance by Chris Christie as Santa Claus
Once In Rudy Giuliani's City
Stood the Tower of Trump on 5th,
Where a mother laid her baby
In a very large gilded bed.
Melania was that mother mild,
Barron Trump her little Child.

Join Chris as he sings Bridge over Hudson Waters

And Marco Rubio hums Away in Mar-a-Lago