Nah, forgetting your descent into hysteria for the moment, Vos Canadiens are closer to 10th than 1st.

Their record in reg sees them 7th overall.  7th is closer to 10th than 1st.

In goal dif, 8th.  8th is closer to 10th than 1st.

What's distorting their record to the + is their 13-9 record in extras--nothing fantastic, but it's better than those other teams around them that you dismiss.

As Johnny Dollar has posted all season, Vos Canadiens are a top 10 team in a watered-down salary cap NHL which has way too many teams.  But closer to 10th than to 1st.

And Lamont Cranston couldn't carry Boston Blackie's jockstrap.  Nor did he need strange mystical powers in order to thwart crime.

And his girlfriend was better looking.