All those stupid people.  All those Republican Congresscritters-Nationwide.

All those stupid people.  All those Republican State Legislators.

All those stupid people.  All those Republican Governors.

All those stupid people.  That (barely) Republican Senate.

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

The ultra-intelligent can't elect Democrats!

I think it's called Universal Suffrage!  No one is too dumb to vote!