text: '
  …yeah, no, 
  
  I'm not inclined to just accept the oil company's line about drug testing.
  
  They need an excuse to justify breaking their promise to Alaskans.
  
  Oh, here's a handy little phrase, …let's just tell them Alaskans are too drugged up for the job.
  
  The unwitting drones are sure to believe that with no questions asked.
  .