text: Um, the Creation Museum is in Kentucky, in the South. 
  
  Cincinnati is in Ohio, in the Midwest.
  
  You have to drive about 20 miles out of Cincinnati to get to the Creation Museum, which is about the same as driving from Vancouver BC to Blaine, Washington, USA.
  
  Not to mention that the major airport in the region is in Kentucky, closer to the Creation Museum than is to the city of Cincinnati - so it is unclear why inbound travelers would be landing and then driving north across a state line to Cincinnati if their goal is to visit the nearby creation museum.
  
  The museum Cincinnati is famous for though is its art museum, which is superb.
  
  Did somebody run over your cat in Cincinnati? Is that why you spew hate against the place?