text: Mr. Keillor should go back to Lake Wobegone, where despite the statistical impossibility, he claims everyone is above average. His hit piece on Mr. Trump, duly reprinted by the Register-Guard which never prints Hillary hit pieces, neglects to mention Trump's opponent Mrs. Clinton's shortcomings:
  
  1. Pants suits far more hideous than Mr. Trump's haircut will ever be
  
  2. A propensity for enriching herself by soliciting donations to her foundation in exchange for strategic U.S. uranium deposits
  
  3. Lying to protect her opportunity to run for president after allowing 4 Americans to be killed in Benghazi
  
  4. Committing felonies by placing top secret U.S. government documents on her non-secure email server, then lying to cover it up
  
  There are far more. OK, so "shortcomings" is a gross understatement except for #1, unless you're Mr. Blackwell. While Trump is no prize as a presidential candidate, Hillary is more fit to be behind bars than anywhere else. Don't even get me started on Sanders.