text: domestikgoddez, We always lock our doors, windows etc.  Even if someone does pic the lock, and comes in our bedroom while we are sleeping and they awaken me, I will serve them some dessert.  My dessert is kept under my pillow.   Daily Special:    LEAD PUDDING, served via a Springfield XDS with 45 caliber  sprinkles.  
  
  2 years ago, we were woke up at 2am in the morning by someone kicking, pounding, hollering, outside our front door.   I told my wife to stay in the bedroom,  dial 911 and call the police.   I grabbed the 45, went out to the front room, looked out the picture window, and here is a young man, turned out he was 22 years old.  His face was covered in blood, I hollered at him to quit kicking at the door and if he came thru the threshold, I would shoot him.  He stated, I just want in so I can go to bed.  The police were here in 3-4 minutes and arrested him.  Turns out, he and his buddies had been out heavily drinking that night.  They played a joke on him and told him they