text: Now that the public has been informed we know how to act if confronted with this situation.
  1) Vehemently refuse
  2) Wait till the 'ante' approaches the max $1350 payout
  3) Bargain for tickets to other countries including hotel/food
  4) Make sure someone records your encounter
  5) Know a good lawyer
  6) Realize that airline employees may have been having a 'Bad Hair' day