text: Now that 2017 has arrived we have a lot of problems which Trump will totally solve. One of which is my career. I had a job as a union recycling collector but due to the greedy liberal unions taking all my money in dues I had to retire with a fat pension. For example in my rookie year as a union recycling collector I earned a salary of $123,000 but then I had to pay $203,000 in union dues, so I actually came out behind on the deal if you can believe that. Then I found out the publisher of ADN, a noted friend of Obama, is going to charge $9.99 to read the paper online. Per month! So I was totally set to retire and start my new gig commenting positively about Trump, for which I was to be paid several Macedonian dollars per post. But now due to this paywall my dreams of economic freedom are imperiled. Thanks Obummer!! So if you would please contribute some bitcoin or Macedonian money to my kickstarter or gofundme or whatever I would really appreciate that.