text: "If there hadn't been women, we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."
  
  - Orson Welles
  
  C'mon, we already gave up our caves and our raw meat, but enough is enough.
  
  Let us enjoy our "thoughtless meat" in peace without columnists from Toronto's National Newspaper guilt tripping us about it.