text: I love how this article starts off with the 'facts' about the number of subscribers and YouTube videos this person has, as if that is somehow proof of his beliefs. I sounds sickeningly like Trump's belief that he must be right (about everything) because he's dupped millions of people into paying attention to his nonsense.  If that's true, Ashton Kutcher and Paris Hilton are the smartest people in the world!  
  
  I happen to believe the world is under seize from Martians who are attacking us by throwing hero sandwiches at us -- and who are secretly controlling us by making us believe in the 'global, round earth' lie. And if I get a few million people to follow me on Twitter it will be proof that I'm right! Maybe I'll get a book deal out of it too. 
  
  It must be a slow news week at the SWR.