text: Ho, Kristan, you must be the girl at the party that every loves to love. The good fun girl.  The life of the party.  Seems like you have a lot of familiarity with sofa's.  Don't even need a bed.  Nobody needs to tuck you in.  The top of the sofa will work just fine.  Toilet seat reminder... yeah, it's good to get to the bowl if you have a sudden desire to vomit.  If I were you I would remove all of the toilet seats in my home to avoid accident when family members are drunk.  You did not mention your husband.  But grandma, adult children and you in the same house.  Three generations in one house. How cool is that? You know the family that drinks together always sticks together. I was just thinking that your adult children may have their own children.  That would make it even better for everyone if they all lived with you and grandma.  Maybe your mom can move in.  Buy Tylenol when it goes on sale.  Spam, eggs and rice.  Always a winner.  Oh, an the kids, give them baby aspirin.