text: You live in Thurston, home to meth heads, drop out zombies, poachers, ID thieves,
  burglars, sex offenders, and domestic violence. It's all there in the crime maps. I used to go there but no more. It's full of "nasty, obscene, violent slimeballs". 
  So this is your hood and you complain about Eugene? Thurston used to be so pleasant too.