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  The failed drama teacher was only successful lulling Trump to sleep by offering nothing but hollow platitiudes to repair the damage he caused in US relations with his stupid comments about Trump and Republican voter during their election. Trump was bored by the entire experience.
  
  The American papers only made mention of the event when Spicer mistakenly refered to him as "Joe" because he's such a small potato.
  
  Claiming this agreement as part of Zoolander's success is pretty much like saying he can take credit for the completion of Enbridge's Line 9 pipeline which started flowing one month after our election.
  
  Don't try to give Zoolander too much credit for simply being around to cut the ribbon when all the heavy lifting and negotiating was done by the previous government.