text: Quite obviously Assange masterminded the US election with help from Putin using a Sinclair Spectrum and a 56k dial up modem, from a cave in the Philippines, during which Duterte  sat on a bicycle hooked up to a generator to supply the power. 
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  We know this because Snowden was hacking the Brexit vote using carrier pigeons and an old card trick to manipulate the votes. It's all scientifically proven using intelligence reports from 235 intelligence agencies who do not regard intelligence as a prerequisite for the job.
  
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