text: Does Pfizer, wait for it, recruit teenage girls to sell their drugs?  No.
  Are Pfizer's drugs, wait for it, sold by them 1) directly to the general public and 2) to people without a prescription?  No.
  Do Pfizer's executives, wait for it, most likely know the difference between "you're" and "your" and when to use them?  I'm guessing they do.