text: Regrettably, I plan to be out of town this Friday night.
  
  Otherwise, I would be unhappily carrying a huge placard to protest the hijacking of the Party of Lincoln, T.R., Ike and Reagan by this bullying billionaire-but-two-bit con man, Liberal-Democrat from New York ....and his rabid followers.
  
  I'd probably be hunting down an orange wig to wear.
  
  Rest assured I'd be protesting Hillary just as unhappily. 
  
  But it would be even more fun wearing an orange jumpsuit.