text: Nah. You can get that right at the strip clubs if that's your thing. The most successful clubs have private rooms making for a safe transaction of "goods" and fluids.
  
  In all honesty, I may be giving you guys a lot of crap but I'm just another 21 year Avs fan who couldn't abide by this behavior and failure any longer. I feel for every Avs fan and I want to sincerely wish you all the very best. I'm a hockey junkie and will still be rooting for some of the players there. The Kroenkes broke my heart. I wish I could break their bank account and throw them to the wolves.