text: I find it hard to believe you don't know.
  
  The mainstream news may help you a bit.  I would give you links, but you say you don't read them, so it would be a waste of my time.
  
  Perhaps just take a look at today's NYTimes.  It may also be nice if you give Guam a casual mention in your prayers.
  
  btw...I would hope your comment was merely meant as snark, which is what it seems to be.