text: In the new nation of Truedopia, it is becoming easier than it has been in over a century to acquire Canadian citizenship thanks to our Clown Prince proclaiming that it is the first post national state and to the removing of the father of our country from the currency (will Maryam Monsef replace MacDonald on the $10?) and to the work watering down the residency requirements, the citizenship test and, the citizenship guide book so as to establish that the country never reallyed exist until Pierre Trudeau became PM in 1968. 
  
  So even though Count Ziggy (who zigged and zagged like crazy in the 2011 election with more positions than a hooker on crack working overtime at a Shriners convention) is again working and living outside of Canada as he has over 80% of the time in the last 30 years, it is just fine and dandy to award him recognition for his contribution (whatever that is) to our country.
  
  Will he bother to show up for the award or pull a Sean Penn on us?   
  
  The drama is too much..