text: Twas (almost) the night before Christmas and all through the house
  Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse      (meow)
  The TSX wish list was hung by the Chimney with care
  In hope that those pipeline permits soon would be there
  
  
  Investors were nestled all snug in their beds
  While visions of Trumpflation danced in their heads
  While SFI in his ENB and I in my gold
  Had settled our feuds which were getting old
  
  When out on the market there arose such a clatter
  I sprang from my laptop to see what was the matter
  Away to the brokers I flew in a flash
  Tore open the trade window and laid down the cash
  .........
  When what to my wondering eyes did appear
  But a miniature correction and 6 figures of fear
  With a little old Loonie,so lonely and sick
  I knew in a minute I must not get sick
  
  More rapid than falling rocks,its pattern it came 
  I whistled and shouted and called it a name
  Now Bell,now Telus,now NPI and (etc) !
  On Enbridge,on Emera on AQN and BAM !
  To the top of the market..
  etc