text: "In a culture where humorless leftists scolds seek to impose their rule upon us normals by sucking every drop of joy out of life, it is the conservative smartass who is the true subversive."
  
  https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/09/20/unleashing-the-power-of-mockery-on-annoying-social-justice-warriors-n2383828?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl&newsletterad=
  
  Look!  They wrote a story about me!  I think.  The leftist is you and the smartass is me!  Emphasis on smart, but of course you knew that.  We're famous!!  Or is it infamous?