text: Trump is absolutely right. According to a secret report delivered to him by an alternative facts checker known as Elvis, an Overseas Strategic Services operative has listed hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens from Alpha Centauri Bb, a newly discovered planet, who have the uncanny ability to mirror humans. They are the culprits.  Since these aliens are able to get driving licences, Trump's assertion that they voted for Hilary is perfectly logical.  To make sure this is not Fake News, a gag order has been issued to all environmental agencies not to have anything to do with the media.  This in itself is proof positive that Trump knows what he's talking about.  So listen up.