text: You could have stopped at "Whitewater", because that was the scandal to end all scandals - quite literally. Nothing happened, we spent years and millions of dollars investigating the nothing, and then by a stroke of luck, the investigator stumbled on a consensual yet spectacular affair that he could use to justify his existence.
  
  This harassment of the Clintons earned them a "get out of all scandals forever" card, in my opinion, 
  
  Everything else you list is just right-wing lies. "Looting the White House" - that one is especially rich.