text: I sat down for my daily oatmeal at Marche (bob’s red mill rolled oats with fruit, hazelnuts, brown sugar & milk) for only $8. It's a good deal because I can feed myself without doing any work for only $240 a month,  with another $150 a month for coffee.  I thought to myself, as I checked the Register-Guard on my iPhone 7 (I had to break contract on the 6s because I really liked the new colors for the iPhone 7), "Hmm, my kids are often hungry in the morning because I lack money, this will be very helpful!"