text: It's warming! no, wait, it's cooling. It's the hottest it's ever been. Wait, it cold like 1999 but it's warming and becoming hotter. It'll only get hotter and the polar bears are dying. Except their not because it's cold like it was 18 years ago. Everyone got it? Now stop driving and tear down your home. Only then can we stop the warming and become cooler like 1999