text: Dear Metrolinx,
  
  It's been really nice having you and your contractors in my neighbourhood gumming up traffic on Eglinton West between the Allen and Bathurst.  By my count, you've been working away for the past three years.  I sometimes wonder whether "working" is the right word, however, since there is apparently no end in sight.    By comparison, One World Trade Center (one of the largest office towers in the world) took five years to build.
  
  You must feel a bit hypocritical complaining about delays at Bombardier.
  
  Luv & cuddles,
  IBJ