text: Donald Trump is an absolutely amazing golfer, the best in the world to be exact. Usually he hits 18 hole in ones, but on his last outing, after 17 straight aces he finally got an eagle!  On his last shot a mighty bald eagle swooped down, grabbed the ball in its fierce talons, and streaked for the heavens.  Trump was heard to say "I planned that".  Trump's golf scores and this latest story have all been verified by his family and business associates along with the entire white house staff.  Spicy and Kellyanne claim to have photographic proof.  None of them have reason to lie, do they?