text: robber frod never took a cab or public transit.  he always felt safer behind the wheel of his own vehicle no matter how many drinks he's had.  and when caught by police, he was treated with the usual courtesy and respect the police are known for when apprehending drunken drivers, he was driven home and someone drove his vehicle home for him.  so staying home for robber frod was never an option and he was our mayor if in name only to boot!