text: Trump will boast to his mindlessly loyal mob, "This is the greatest hurricane ever!" -- until Ivanka reminds him that hurricanes are generally not nice things and might even hurt the poor stiffs who voted for him. Then he will blame the hurricane on Hillary and Obama, on the Democrats and even the Republicans. When the hurricane stops, he will take credit for stopping it. He might even promise to heal the casualties.
  And his bedazzled fans will believe his every word, you'll see.