text: Haha I wish! What a world that would be to live in.
  
  But far from the truth for me. I invite you to click on the link to my original article and peruse my site. You’ll quickly see plenty of things I’m responsible for (a career I’ve built up to earning a solid six figures, a growing family, a small business on the side). I’m just not that enthusiastic about being responsible for my home repair and maintenance, but that doesn’t mean I’m lazy.
  
  Anyway, thanks for the laugh.