text: I will pay YOU  to rent one of my pets.  I go by total pet weight so it might be the old, farty,  blind, deaf and huge dog.  or a couple of little ones that think they are pit bulls.  clean up bags included.  and I will definitely bring them to YOU.  I've also got something in the crawl space....i'll just throw that in...   but really, isn't that about the strangest deal you've heard?  who rents a dog like that?  there was a place here that rented dogs out by the hour to joggers who wanted the safety while being on some of the paths.  that made sense  - I don't see an upside to this deal.