text: Hot off the presses!  
  
  Trump has just announced that he'll select 'Brownie' to be his head of FEMA.  He said that, "Brownie has precisely the sort of experience and leadership skills I look for on my team."  After returning from his Louisiana visit he stated that the choice of Brownie for FEMA was obvious.  "That man knows what to do with flood waters!  He's just like Moses!  Look how he rescued New Orleans after Katrina."
  
  When asked to comment on Brownies' past performance, former president George W Bush called him "one of the brightest lights in my administration."