text: Please excuse him. You see, in his mind, CleanupEugene lives in a small town in Oregon in 1952. He still thinks gas is 20 cents a gallon, drives a Hudson Hornet, and grooves to the swingin' sounds of Miss Patti Page. He thinks women who think a sexual thought have "blazing saddles" and that all the lesbians want to recruit his wife. Pssst, don't tell him it's 2017!