text: is this news??? put it in the ads section. and who cares about who got promoted.  really, who give a rats ass about these peoples new jobs.  what about naming the person that got promoted to supervisor on the construction site, or at the trash dump, or at mcdonalds.  i had a nephew that got promoted from drive thru at burger king and now is training supervisor ahahahahahhahha serious though, i could care less about these people, why do you keep putting this crap in your newspaper.  is it because you have to kiss someones ass.  its just like in the sports section on where the kids are playing in college, majority are punahou alums. does the SA sports writers keep checking all on these kids in college playing sports or are all these reported by their publicity seeking parents.  I vote these parents are emailing or calling in about to report how wonderful their child is doing in their college sport.  bingo