text: "Luckily, he took a day off while Trudeau was visiting."
  
  Only because Mr Trudeau was well briefed. For a hoot google 'trudeau trump handshake' to see how Mr Trump is just like that over-indulged commodity trader at the strip club. You know the one; he's just made a few bucks (on a stupidly risky trade) and thinks he's the alpha silverback in the forest, so he pulls (I mean really!) stupid dominance ploys on meeting real leaders. I live for the day when someone (hopefully with training) pops him right in the nose for being an idiot. Mr Trudeau demonstrated understated class and an excellent sense of balance. Unfortunately; the right cross might have been, while more fitting, a little incendiary.