text: There's a large, bronze statue of a bear sitting on a bench in Park City, Utah, that is quite the tourist attraction. It's not clear if the bear wrote any books or wallowed in drugs as its higher calling. Perhaps he's a descendant of Yogi's or depicts the on-screen buddy of Grizzly Adams (the movie's production company was located there). His name is Franz and visitors line up for selfies with him all the time. It must be his magnetic personality.
  Of course, the reputation of Park City (pop. 8,300) is very different from urbane Eugene's, what with all their ski business, the annual Sundance Film Festival and the nearby sports park from the 2002 Winter Olympics. In that light, your preference as namesake for our central open sewer seems perfect.