text: Getting a Dr. to  give you a prescription for marijuana is friggin' stupid. I know i need it, and don't need some doctor telling me I do, especially a doctor who's alternative is some opiate that will destroy my liver after 2 years....No thanks.
  
  If the cops want to TRY and bust me for having marijuana without a dr.s note, I will simply tell them I have iatrophobia ​(fear of doctors) and politely tell them where to shove it. I'm more than happy going to court, so a judge will tell the crown prosecutor where to shove it as well.