text: I call dibs on Old Faithful, plus the lodge! Don't get in my way, I will be heavily armed, so as not to be arrested. That'll cost the taxpayers so much money, they'll howl!  Then the jury will find me innocent of all charges, I can go on right wing talk shows and tell everyone how to do it. Yeah! That's the ticket! I will be a True Amurcan Patriot, and get on The Donald Trump News Hour! Yes!  I'm going for it! Manager!