text: Wow, what madness. Of course the earth is flat. Anyone who looks out the window knows that. And smoking is good for you.  Keeps you thin and fit. And of course the world is getting colder. That's why the north is frozen over twelve months of the year and there is no sense in opening our pools during the summer months. They're frigid. You need a couple more Sirs after your name for the gift of your wisdom.