text: joe miller is like "the guy who wasn't invited" but showed up anyways.  smell what i'm cookin'?  that one dude who everybody kind of tolerated, but never wanted to be associated with because he was a major league tool.  the kind of guy who was probably a booger eater, and would just assume sniffle constantly rather than blow his nose.  he constantly needed a ride to places, and would never offer any gas money.  he'd pinch your bag, drink your beer, and try to makeout with your sister.  and then lie about everything.