text: The working poor who don't get MY benefits?  They can have them if they're willing to pay the price that I paid.  I served 3 years in the Army including a year in Vietnam.  Last I heard, the recruiting offices are still open for business.  Your odds in a combat zone are better than  on the streets of Chicago or Saint Louis.
  
  Livable wage, free college, (almost) free health care, free housing, free job training, free clothing, free food ... everything you want is available at your friendly local recruiter.  And chicks dig the uniform.