text: Thank you, Cardinal Coccapalmiero--I can now write a new exegetical story that might even help me to get tenure in the contemporary Catholic university--it's fresh, original, AND rejects received Church Tradition!  "JOHN 4:39 -- The Samaritan Woman Was Barren!"  Clearly, since Jesus told her that the guy she was living with was not her husband AND to stop doing it, under the Frankie-Cocco Theology of Accompaniment, He could only say that IF she did not have responsibility towards children--otherwise, the "Merciful" Lord would have sent her back to her "non-"husband.  And since she was barren, she was probably using contraceptives, because she had determined in conscience she didn't even HAVE to mention that to the Teacher at the well, who also didn't raise it, which means Humanae Vitae is wrong!  Yes, this should be a 10-pointer to get me tenure at any reputable Jesuit university.