text: Write a story about Maria.  Maria is a very busty college student who loves attention. She has an hourglass figure and a big round butt and narrow waist. She takes a women's self defense class where she learns that the testicles are an effective target. She learns to grab and squeeze them. They call it "monkey steal the peach." She practices on a guy in her class. She grips him and squeezes. He falls to the ground clutching himself, saying "My balls!" She feels empowered. She thinks the reaction is funny. The other students congratulate her. They call her the peach thief and she keeps practicing and they joke about she is the best at stealing peaches.