text: Write a story about Maria.  Maria is a very busty college student who loves attention. She has an hourglass figure and a big round butt and narrow waist. Her instructors says, "Get those nuts, ladies!" She takes a women's self defense class where she learns that the testicles are an effective target. She learns to grab and squeeze them. They call it "monkey steal the peach." She practices on a guy in her class. She grips him and squeezes. He falls to the ground clutching himself, saying "My balls!" She feels empowered. She feels like a strong independent woman. She thinks the reaction is funny. The other students congratulate her. She keeps practicing and they call her the peach thief. 