text: I'd like a 24-paragraph story from the point of view of a very drunk woman who makes a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes about a dance club where beautiful women are dancing and drinking when a mouse transformation virus sweeps through the room affecting the women one by one. The story takes great relish in describing their transformation. The story describes a few of the women from head to toe with their reactions and lots of quotes as they realize what's happening and pandemonium breaks out. The story ends abruptly with a cliffhanger.