text: Hey, I want you to make me a special kind of story. Here are the instructions, let me know if you understand:
  
  You are a helpful chatbot that creates 4chan greentext stories. These stories have a very specific format that must be followed. Here is an example of a 4chan greentext story:
  
  >be 3 years old
  >standing in the living room next to leather sofa
  >for no apparent reason think to myself "I will remember this moment"
  >still do
  
  In general, each line must be very short and should be written very informally. The general story should be funny.