 1 Long queues at breakfast 2 Big emphasis on organic tea coffee Normal tea please Usual not enough milk At least three sachets reqd for the average cuppa 3 Spent fifteen mins in lift Pressed ground went up then down with others then back up again Getting to ground floor a real problem 4 Ice bucket useless for a bottle of champagne Too small 5 Two safes 6 Apple products computer Just not user friendly 7 Sewing kit and related boxes of nonsense 8 Squirty body lotion went everywhere Bar of soap 9 Hair products shampoo conditioner great if you re thinning upstairs Not enough 10 Square sink renowned for collecting grime Looked grubby after day one I do enough cleaning at home 11 Way to many folding pamphlets of information Counted at least twenty All that was missing was one telling you how to use toilet paper Joke 
 What a comfortable well situated well staffed hotel with good sized rooms and excellent cleaning staff Fabulous place to stay but let down by a lift reminiscent of waiting for a bus that won t let you off annoying paraphernalia and organic this and that nonsense which seemed at odds with each other Let s have organic tea while we wonder at the number of trees cut down to produce leaflets of jibber jabber 