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Funny Universe Creation Myth Joke

"So let me get this straight, Krwh. You chew the stuff for ages and then blow a bubble for six whole days?"

Krwh nodded, rolling his universes in his palm distractedly.

"I just can't get get it right," sighed his younger brother.

Krwh looked up and patted him on the shoulder, "Give it time, Yhwh. I guess I was a little lucky the first time."

(Source: The Oddest Box)
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