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Sea Monkey Sex Update I bet you thought all my Sea Monkeys had died didn't you? I thought they were on their way to extinction a few weeks ago myself. I only had four left and then, BAM, I woke up one morning and had a tank full of babies. A week later, I had still more new babies and all of the babies from the week before had survived. Now the tank is having a population explosion.

The reason for this post is that when I looked at the tank this morning, there were even three Sea Monkeys having a menage-a-trois! I've had this tank for about six months now and I've never seen that.

I think the animal kingdom and the planet in general are going nuts what with all the shark attacks and I even heard that someone got attacked by a seal or something. Well, I might have dreamed the seal thing. (Edited to add: Now I remember where I saw the Sea Lion thing.) Then there was the tsunami and the blowing up the comet thing and all these damn hurricanes this summer. I tried to take some pictures of the Sea Monkey sex but they're kind of blurry. Pretend you're trying to watch porn on a scrambled television channel and you'll get the idea. This picture shows a single sea monkey, the menage-a-trois and a more traditional pair doing it doggy style. Labels: Sea-Monkeys, sex
Posted at 11:38 AM OldHorsetailSnake said...

I've seen better porn.

Sun Jul 17, 02:43:00 PM 2005 
you need some sea monkey "bow chicka bow bow" music...

Sun Jul 17, 08:09:00 PM 2005 
Old Horsetail - I should hope so.

Kris - The music is implied.

Sun Jul 17, 08:59:00 PM 2005 Liar said...

I must say: my current crop of sea monkeys are about the randiest animals I've yet seen. It's a rare day when there's only one couple, um, coupling.

Sun Jul 17, 09:10:00 PM 2005 Webmiztris said...


What naughty little seamonkeys you have...

Sun Jul 17, 09:37:00 PM 2005 bayou_boy504 said...

Go sea monkeys! Ain't nothing like a little variety in the sea monkey tank...

Sun Jul 17, 11:03:00 PM 2005 Abby Taylor said...

Okay, I just had my nose about six inches from the screen trying to see sea monkey sex. There's something troubling about this.

Mon Jul 18, 12:22:00 AM 2005 Zina said...

Shouldn't this post come with a parental asdvisory?

Mon Jul 18, 12:25:00 AM 2005 
Sea monkey porn. How very twisted. It's absolutely marvelous.

Mon Jul 18, 01:35:00 AM 2005 trench said...

What exactly are sea monkeys?

Water Shrimp?

Mon Jul 18, 03:47:00 AM 2005 garbonzo said...

In search of the best marg. Make it yourself.

2 parts paton, 1 part countreau, 1 part simple syrup(equal parts sugar H2o disolved), 1 part fresh lime juice.

Best ever.
squeeze a bit of oarnge juice for a nice twist.

Mon Jul 18, 11:42:00 AM 2005 
Liar - It's weird because I haven't added new eggs or anything but this most recent batch that has hatched are definitely all sexed up.

WebMistris - They're bad monkeys.

Bayou Boy - As I sit here, another three evidently thought it looked like fun and are merrily swimming about the tank.

Abby - Just goes to show we'll look at sex on the internet no matter what kind it it.

Zina - Rated GMS for Graphic Monkey Sex.

Erika - Mah-va-lous!

Trench - Brine shrimp.

Garbonzo - That sounds amazing! I'm writing that one down. I'll let you know how it comes out. Thanks!

Mon Jul 18, 10:58:00 PM 2005 

Wed Jul 20, 12:16:00 AM 2005 
Mom - They like it when people watch. Little freaks.

Wed Jul 20, 06:34:00 AM 2005 Leon J. de la Garza said...

i can't believe you had sea monkeys.. hehe this is so cool..

by the way, i noticed you have a link from "planet debian"

that makes you a bit more geek than yesterday!

Fri Feb 15, 05:08:00 PM 2008 
Leon - I'm thinking about getting more sea monkeys. Regarding Planet Debien, I had never heard of that site until it linked to my Sea Monkey post. I will gladly accept the geek label though. :)

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