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♫ Random Monday 4-26-10

I'm not sure how it's Monday, but it feels like a Thursday, and lawdy do I wish it was.

I don't think anybody is too new around here, but in case you are, I spill every random thing in my head every Monday. I'm sort of a clutter-phobe and tend to clean everybody's piles if I run out of my own, this is just a way of doing that with my mind. Your mind is next.

*After a roller-coaster of a weekend, I've seem to come out unscathed, clean...surprisingly, and feeling all overwhelmed with the taste of the future. Not in a bad way, just saying. It's like garlic...thought it's amazing, it can be overwhelming. See?

*Letting a tough situation just sit and pretend it's not there, is like watching a massive hole of standing water. It eventually grows things that are not welcome, smells worse than when it started, and gets cloudy and hard to understand. In a tough spot? Start getting rid of it by moving it.

*Got an awesome significant other? Make sure your family stays first, or that awesome 'other' won't be so awesome in the family's eyes.

*I have a ridiculous amount of cool friends.

*A friend of mine posted the following this week on Facebook, and I liked enough that I stole it. There are enough "quotes" in it, that instead of adding more, I'm making the font slant. Consider it quoted.

Instead of liking "How about we stop blaming NoBama for everything Bush did?" I think I'll like "How about we start holding NoBama accountable for all the crap he is doing?" And "CNN/MSNBC..the media arm of the Democratic Party."

-Confession: I hate politics.

*My boyfriend are in the midst of an epic argument. Not the bad kind, but the kind that I want to win, and I'm losing. So, I need your help. It goes something like this:

-Brandon: There is not a recognizable female voice out there that is equally appealing, as there are male voices. Example: Gerard Butler, Sean Connery, Sam Elliot.

-Me: There is too! There's...

--That's where it ends, and that's where I need your help.

*Because it's my job, I actually twitch when people do Facebook wrong. For real. If you're on there to shout about your personal problems, bicker with family, or gossip, please leave. You're giving it a bad rap.

*I came across this song today, and I love, love it.
Black Stone Cherry: Sunrise

*There is a new status update this week that people are copying and pasting:

Once again, Facebook won't donate anything to them because we post this, but raising awareness is a great start. Post that in your status, if you feel the need. Do more, if you can. ♥

I posted a blog about Special Needs Kids already: Special Needs Kids

We're (We, being the Young Farmers group of Front Range, Colorado) also having this awesome ATV competition to benefit Special Olympics in Erie, CO this coming Sunday. If you're interested, check it out here: ATV Competition

* "Holding to anger is like holding a hot coal with the intent to throw it. You are the one that tends to gets burned" I'm trying really hard to just let go of that coal...we'll see.

*My loves: 
Posted by Daily Offensive (baha!) at 4/26/2010

Labels: ATV, Quotes, Random Monday, Special Needs, Special Olympics


Sazaran said...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Fran Drescher, Rosie Perez, Kathleen Turner.... shall I go on?!

26 April, 2010
Ashley! said...

I'm putting my votes in for Sigourney Weaver (homegirl narrated 'Planet Earth' for a reason) and Catherine Zeta Jones. HA BRANDON! HA!


Glad Sarah came up with names, because I sure couldn't!

But on another note - I don't know how many times we can all talk about NOT putting drama, family fights, 'oh whoa is me' crap on FB and Twitter. Those PEOPLE that continue to share their stupid 'makes me cringe just reading it' status, need to go play elsewhere. I personally get tired of reading drama status's!

End of my rant! Cute picture of the 'backseat'!

Kellene said...

Oprah, she's on Discovery's new "Life" series, and awesome. Sorry, Fran Drescher is like nails on a chalk board.


Not even close. With every one of these names a voice come into your mind in an instant. There's so many more, but here's a start.

Appealing: James Earl Jones, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Anthony Hopkins, Samuel L. Jackson, Fred Gwynne, Gene Hackman, Robert Duvall, Harrison Ford.

Recognizable, but not so appealing: Jim Carey, Bill Murray, Bill Cosby, William Shatner, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Older but more still famous: Orson Wells, Marlon Brando, Humphrey Bogart, Ben Kingsley, Walter Matthau, Woody Allen, Don Knotts, Elvis, and last but definitely not least Mel Blanc who gave us so many voices we all grew up with and still love today.

Sorry ladies. Brandon (guys) wins!

Daily Offensive (baha!) said...

Gah, I'm never going to win this one.




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