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A lady entered the
street car with a little
babyin her arms. She
handed the conductor a
five dollar bill. He
lookeoat it a minute and
then said:
"Is this your 'small
est?" The lady replied:
"Yes, 'I've only been
inarried a year.
Young Man My girl
has' the prettiest lips I
ever saw.
Another Young Man
I'll put mine up
against them any time.
Just Three Shy.
Judge What's the
charge against "this
Officer Stealing nine bottle of
beer, your honor.
Judge Discharged I can't
make a case out of njne bottles.'
Must Have Had a Cold.
What didyou pay for that
Five dollars.
That's too much to blow in.
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I saw twenty people get up and
leave the table today.
What for?
They were through eating.
They are selling birds over at
the drug st'ore. I just went over
,vand got a swallow.
I 'HAF TO teApe fej B
you, OCT FCLLOIV g!Z. j
To see senator V fi-f jS
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Very Coyly She Said It.
, A dear little.thing of Baltimore
but recently married insisted
that the marketing for their first
dinner at Home should be do"he
by herself.
"Njce quarter of lamb; ma'am,"
politely suggested the butcher
when shq had announced her in
tention of seeing that Henrv was
to have "just the very best dinner
ever." "Nice quarter of lamb,
The bride's face wrinkled in
thought. "But," said she, "there
are Qrily two of us ! Don't you
think an eighth" would suffice?"
New York Herald.
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A dentist's office would make
a good drawing room.
