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Not My Usual Poetry

I wrote this poem for my husband on Valentine's Day in 2010. I didn't write this poem because I big puffy heart love V-Day. I wrote this poem because it's the most ridiculous day of the year (to me). I don't normally rhyme in my poetry, but this one has a nice ring to it... | an ode to a most tremendous hubs |

roses are red
because they look too funny when blue
you are my most favoritist dick lord
even when you appear to not have a clue
i may not always show my love
but i promise it is always there
even when you feel the need to pee in front of me
like it is some kind of dare
i love you the most
when the unicorn horn is absent from your ass
your ability to laugh at my witty humor
is always a blast
to my dearest douche-bag
nobody else can compare
i love you all the way to texas
and i know you will always be there

This post is in response to the prompt: Write a poem to your love for Valentine’s Day. at 7:48 PM Labels: Am Writing, Demented, Family is important, Humor, Kindness, Love, Mama Kat, Poem, Writer's Workshop, Writing



