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Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender 
After Experiencing Genital Breeze, Tea Party Leader Pledges War Against "Zebra" Obama

Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
Lynn Dartez
Chair, New Iberia Tea Party

Dear Mr. Dartez, It's a terrible shame so many patriots soften their language when they write about Barack Obama. Too often, they coddle him by addressing him as "Hussein," "BO," or "America's Hitler" when they could be using a stronger racially-based slur like you do here (scroll down):

Our country is suffering greatly since the Zebra and his cronies have stolen America.

Of course, it may be that you're just angrier because of the horrible sin that is being committed against you now:

I will not go down without a fight. I can feel a genital breeze blowing now.

Lord, I hate being blown with a genital breeze. It cools the crotchal area, driving one's little soldier to hunker down in the warmth of his hairy spidey hole, and thus invoking even more laughter and ridicule from our wives than normal.

I suspect you're right about the Obamunists generating this wicked wind, and I understand your zeal to destroy them:

Be warned Zebra Be Warned. We are coming when you least expect it and God is leading the charge as we march to his voice.

My sword stands ready and I stand tall just awaiting the call. For many have gone before us and died keeping our country safe. We will not give up to you Zebra. I will be there that day you are taking out and dealt with all of your cronies beside you.

Here my words Zebra for God is on our side. Jesus is the light upon our feet. Onward to Victory I shall march. God’s Victory is sound for I know my destiny when I die. I fear not death, but God’s wrath up you I do see Zebra.

For All Our great America Christian Patriots shall soon see the evil purged from our land. The Lake of fire that you will receive as Judgment for your crimes for eternity. Your father the devil will be on your side burning with you Zebra.

So all I have to say now is prance around the stage while you can. For soon your world will crumble down around you.

Until then, I suggest we put our private johnsons in thermoses.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

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