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Knock knock.


It's opportunity knocking. 
OK, you asked for it...

Knock, knock.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

let me try again...

Aren't you going Yahweh?

hee hee...

February 19, 2013 at 3:45 AM 
@ Chris - chuckle! I knew I could count on you to share! Thank ya!

February 19, 2013 at 5:56 AM 
This is the only one that comes to my mind:




Cantaloupe, who?

Can't elope, tonight, Dad's got the car.

February 19, 2013 at 11:58 AM Deborah K. Anderson said...

I love this, Carol. Jesus truly is the life force flowing pumping through our veins, isn't He? :-)

Okay, I have to chime in with the others.

Knock. Knock.



Olive who?


February 19, 2013 at 12:13 PM 
@ Pam and Deborah - ROFL! I am loving these jokes! Why didn't I think to ask for jokes before? LOL ROFL! Thanks so much for sharing.

February 19, 2013 at 3:36 PM 
Oh, what a great post, Carol! Short and sweet and to the point.

We all know the old orange knock knock but here's the response to Jesus knocking...

Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

February 19, 2013 at 6:22 PM Jack Brown said...

good one Carol
who's there
Wendy who?
Wendy red,red Robin comes bob, bob ,bobbing along.

Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet evening, you may see a stranger.

Phyllis Glassup
Phyllis Glassup who?
Phyllis Glassup I'm thirsty.

February 20, 2013 at 12:09 AM 
@ Lynn - how perfect and appropriate! I'm loving it.

@ Jack - I'm now singing Wendy...thanks for the laughs.

February 20, 2013 at 6:08 AM Terrie Thorpe said...

I am bummed I missed the "knock Knock " party. Loved your post Carol, always spot on! Peace and Blessings!!!

March 2, 2013 at 7:25 PM 
@ Terrie - it's never too late for another knock knock joke.

who's there.
Terrie who?
Terrie here a while and join the knock knock party.

I made that up just for you...

March 3, 2013 at 6:11 AM