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Answers on a postcard, please. The first ever SillySigns competition. Post your answers here with the chance of fame and glory. One day I may declare someone the arbitrary winner.

The question: What is this sign trying to say?

[Spotted by Prasad Ramamurthy who, as in all good competitions, is ineligible along with his family, relatives, employees, employers, school-friends, pets, advertising agents, laywers etc etc.] Visualscribe said...

O damn! so not fair... :-)
 Aleksejs said...

Hm... Maybe it is placed before some school, and informs about it?
 
Help! Man stuck in triangle!
 
Beware of ravers on ecstasy!
 Blake Fought said...

WARNING: Unarmed man dancing while being held at gunpoint!
 
You are entering an area where there is a good chance someone will rob you at gunpoint!!
 Sheryle said...

Caution: Tom Cruise Crossing
 fruggs said...

Warning: Chased People Crossing
 Lou Dobbs said...

WARNING: Illegal immigrants entering the country.
(I'm going to hear it for this one)
 
Touchdown Zone.
 Son of Adam said...

It is outside a Church and it means:

"CAUTION! Fiance Fleeing From Church Zone! Slow to 6 miles per hour."

I remember it from Driver's Ed here in the Bible Belt
 Janet M. Kincaid said...

I haven't a witty thing to add, except, if you're taking votes, I vote for Sheryle's bit of wit. That's the only one at which I laughed out loud!
 
Stick um up!
 
Hey Dad, do you still remember me now that you're famous?

...no? Oh well, never mind. As far as the competition goes, I think the sign's perfectly obvious:

If you should find yourself positioned between vertical black dots, please proceed to star-jump in an orderly manner
 
Beware of Dog
 ev said...

 Buttonbasher said...

Walk like an Egyptian Dance Competition ahead!
 
"Warning! The Village People, dead ahead"

(All together now; "Y-M-C-A.."

Great signs mate, made me laugh.

 v.c. said...

Caution: Blair Witch in the woods, stay out of it for your own good!
 Mankind said...

Insane Asylum Escapee Crossing
 
hunting season: Stupid people
 bigmo said...

i'm a black man but please don't shoot!....
 cal said...

when dancing, beware of spontaneous decapitation ...
 alan.schram said...

Frolicking in progress. Fines are doubled.
 tgaa said...


 Heisenberg said...

"You do the hokey-pokey and shake it all about..."
 Jazzmamma said...

EMILY HARTE: Help! Emergency!! Need phone!!!
 
run for your lives!!!
 
Danger! Ungly neighbourhoods zone. Death Scare Risk.
 
My vote is with the "Chased person crossing" Although, "Hunting Season: Stupid People" is also pretty amusing.

In Canada, though, it would be a "Yield to head-attachment challenged, chased persons" sign, just to keep it all PC.
 
Beware: Dick Cheney hunting ahead
 
The Tom Cruise one should definitely win. Definitely.
 Craig (mars-hill) said...

Perhaps, "If world bends...PANIC!"
 
woot! look mum, i'm on a traffic road sign!... really, its me...
 
Hold up!
 Barrabas said...


the sign tells you EXACTLY what to do when you can't understand the darn sign.
