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Saw this on Fritz site, so what the hell!
1. Delve into your blog archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

"The extreme shock of it all must have been because I was caught off-guard".

This came from What's that smell?...Get back here you little shit

I was having a very very bad moment with my dog.
Posted by Michaela at 4:11:00 PM 9 comments: 
Heavenly Comfort

When do you think reality television will die??
Posted by Michaela at 2:13:00 PM 2 comments: 
Autumn is in the air

Today the weather is very mild, borderline chilly, but I love it! No clouds in the sky just the sun. It's this time of year that I love living in Nebraska!

Today I continue my hunt for a job! Wish me luck!
Posted by Michaela at 1:11:00 PM 6 comments: 
I do not look forward to Saturday's anymore. I have a 7 hour art class on Saturday, and it just is not all it's cracked up to be. My first thought when I signed up for it was that it wouldn't be that bad because afterall, art is easy so it's just 7 hours of at least making it look like you're drawing. Well, instead it just kills. It starts at 9am, but takes me about 30 min. to get there then we scetch and take notes for about 2 hours, and after that we get a 10 minute break (to cleanse our ora of filthy information). Another 2 hours of Artsy crap we take lunch and let that settle with another 2.5 hours of doodling. I like art, but the first few classes are like how to shade and draw a circle, so it gets very tiring, very easily.

I wish I could post some things that I drew today, but I did everything on 18"x 24" newsprint... alittle too big for my scanner.

Yes that's right, I do not own a digital camera. Laugh all you want, but it's true and sad. I want one, I could use one, but we just have yet to get around to it, maybe soon.
Posted by Michaela at 3:43:00 PM 4 comments: I'm 52% DORK

Posted by Michaela at 3:39:00 PM 2 comments: 

My crazy neighbor is being crazy again.. 
At Ease

I fixed my link issue. It got pretty heated there for a minute, but all is well. I figured me self out how to put up links!

Remember: Put the you know what, in the you know where...
Posted by Michaela at 10:25:00 PM 7 comments: Issues HELP

I'm having big issues with my link section right now. I just switched to a new template, and in return, I get no link section. Hopefully I'll get my list back up in a few minutes.

If anyone knows how to put in a link section, please do tell, it would be greatly appreciated!

Peace Love and Nachos!!
Posted by Michaela at 7:24:00 PM 2 comments: 
The Lynx, Gnomes, and babies

My car is a total piece of shit. It just sucks. I have a 1986 Mercury Lynx that I got from my grandma about 2 years ago. At the time it was a very nice gift, and yes it has gotten me where I need to be for the most part, but I think it's on it's last wheel...To the naked eye, it seems like a nice car, no rust, clean inside, only 53,000 miles...but that's all just a show, when in reality it has battery issues (even with a new battery), gas leakiness, fan belt problems, and a very suspicious clunking sound underneath the car. The clunking is the worst issue to date. I hear it when I'm braking while in reverse, and it sounds like little gnomes whacking at my axel with wooden mallets. What if it really is? How weird would that be?
Had my micro-computer fundamentals class today. Nothing particularly exciting going on in there except for the fact that my instructor is a fool. She doesn't know a damn thing about computers, which makes me wonder how the hell she got a job teaching students..but we probably shouldn't pull on that string...
I seriously need to start blogging about my dreams, b/c you people would think I were on drugs if you read about some of the stuff I dream up.

Last night I dreamt that I was pregnant and I was telling everyone I knew about it, thus having giant baby showers thrown in me and my expecting offspring's honor...I even kept thinking that I needed to post about my baby coming on my blog, b/ c well, you all deserve to be in the know about my life. Half way through the dream I realize (while at my baby shower) that it was a lie that had gotten completely out of hand. I didn't have the balls to get up and tell everyone that I had made it all up, b/c that would make me look bad (wink wink). So instead I started to devise a plan that would get me knocked up ...exit that dream and enter another dream where I actually am pregnant, and I get the news that I'm having triplets...karma is such a bitch!

Moral of that dream? Don't lie otherwise you will give birth to triplets!

Posted by Michaela at 3:26:00 PM 7 comments: 
I suspect that it would SUCK

Last night I attended my first Sociology class at school. I had to late register into it, and due to lack of other options I willingly signed up for the Thursday night class from 6pm-10pm. Bad choice people! Very very BAD choice. If you're going to take a 4 hour night class that will run to 10pm, make it something a hell of alot more interesting than Intro to Sociology! Maybe basket weaving, or paper mache (sp?) or something that will keep those eye lids open!

To make this class even more painful, the instructor is just BLAH! He seems to be a pretty easy-going fella, but man is he monotone and repeatitive. There were 2 things that this man kept saying; "The problem with that is" and "I suspect ....".The "I suspect" one is what started sounding like nails on a chalkboard after about 1hour into the class. I need the class to be full time, and it is a gen ed, so life is good...I suspect.

I went into a gas station today to get an application for employment, and the man behind the counter said to me, "why the hell you wanna work in a hell whole like this?" Good question strange old man, but you really don't want to pull on that thread...

I have a 7 hour art class tomorrow...wish me good luck!!
Posted by Michaela at 12:01:00 PM 5 comments: Thursday, September 15, 2005


I awoke this morning to the sound of Regis Philbin screeching...this is what I was able to understand:

" Gilman, quick, google 'sucker' ".

I love you my sweet google.
Posted by Michaela at 9:36:00 AM 6 comments: 
Friends..friends..and yes, more FRIENDS!

We have yet to have any sort of television hooked up in our new house, and it's really starting to suck butt. I have several complete seasons of Friends, so I decided to watch those, and for all that is holy, I've seen every episode from seasons 1, 2, 5, and 7 at least 3 times! I was finally able to stop the insanity when I unpacked my complete season 1 & 2 Seinfeld set! Life finally makes sense again.

Unpacking is slowly starting to show noticable progress. My moms idea of unpacking and clearing out the living room and dining room means, "we're putting all this shit in your room". My room has red carpet and peter rabbit wall paper (plus a 3-D rabbit light switch)...mind you, I am 19...

Turns out we have our very own crazy neighbor. No home is complete without one, right? We actually have a few, but this one in particular wins the competition. He's 17 years old and plays with the 6 year olds in the neighborhood... I'm starting to think he's not all there, which in any case I'm always plesent with him, but he's constantly lurking behind a bush in our yard. I'd let my dog loose on him, but my genius of a dog would opt to hump his leg rather than protect his big sister...
Posted by Michaela at 1:49:00 PM 3 comments: 
What life is like with out the world wide web...

For the limited number of people that actually read my blog, you might have noticed that I have blogged like twice in the last 10 days. And for anyone that can't go a day without reading my blog, you took a much needed sigh of relief when you saw my 'I'm alive' post. (I just like to think that some 52 year old guy in Alaska with no life is obsessed with my blog...it makes my day). Well, we moved just shy of 2 weeks ago, and life has been a blur since.

For starters, my mother and I moved everything but heavy furniture by ourselves. We thought it would save money and in the long run I'm sure it did, but my God it was bad. Anyone familiar with Nebraska's lovely moist, sweltering heat knows the hell that it would be to spend a full 3-day weekend loading up a big ass U-haul truck (4 TIMES!) with only your 54 year old mother who is in no way built for that kind of labor, leaving you to do the shit end of it all.

I tried to put off the inevitable..I was hounded non-stop the last couple of days in the old house, and could barely take a piss without my mother around the corner asking, "When are you going to pack up that damn computer"? Amazingly enough, I was able to keep it up and running until the house was empty and it was either take it or leave it. Then came the fun part.

Way back when I had my internet access at my finger tips, I agreed to the idea of not having internet hooked up until we got settled into our new home (ie. 2-3 months). Well it turns out that someone who goes from using the internet everyday to not being able to touch it for days on end is very much similar to a drug detox program. The first few days I preoccupied myself with moving into the house, though it was on my mind constantly. Then came the sleepless nights where the only few minutes of sleep ended in a very uncomfortable cold sweat.

It was horrible. I was cut off from EVERYTHING! I read my news online, so I was not in the 'know' with things. Not to mention, we don't have television yet either, so that made it even worse! I actually had to do things like clean house, read, socialize...these are untread grounds for me.

I'm at my grandma's house right now, but now that school has started I can use the computer lab to regroup and collect myself. Plus now that I should be getting back into regular posting mode, you'll be rolling on the floor with all the funny shit that has happened while moving. So take off your shoes, put on your sweater jacket and sit down cuz it nothing but good times ahead!

Happy sailing to all
Posted by Michaela at 8:08:00 PM 7 comments: 
I'm alive!

I've been away because I was moving to a new house!

I'm at my grandma's house for dinner, so I can't chat...or else she'll kill me!

I'll post later!
Posted by Michaela at 8:48:00 PM 3 comments: