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Dead Legs

Posted by Ian Jones on July 11, 2007 When I had to see a counselor when I was having a slightly bad time at school she told me that I was ‘damaging my soul’ by playing fantasy games and I should go and spend time with the other, normaller boys.

I didn’t like to say no and spent three weeks having milk spat up me by second years, was dead-legged so hard that there was blood in my wee and then lost all the nails on one foot during a ‘stamp collection’ misunderstanding.

That said, Dawn would make an excellent counselor.




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