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It’s that time again. Time to place yet another one of you on my ever menacing chopping block. When I thought about the person I chose for this week, I honestly could not believe it took me this long to get around to him. I mean it’s almost like this series was tailor made towards him. Ladies and gents, it’s time to find out if I can stand Drakonskyr’s punk ass…

Do I Like Drakonskyr? DMV’s Pros
– Is quite possibly mentally deranged, which often makes him hilarious.
– Writes disturbingly entertaining stories.
– Has a thick skin.
– Reading about his life often makes me feel better about my own.
– Uhh… hmm… lemme see here… he has some nice ties. Yeah that’s all I got for the pros.

DMV’s Cons
– Is quite possibly mentally deranged, which often makes him scary as shit.
– He’s a jew.
– Sold New York out for San Diego. Chump!
– I often get contact drunk just from reading his posts, which would be okay if I were not at work most of the time.
– He has no redeeming qualities (by his own admission).
– He’s a smoker. Eeew!
– Everyone hates the DMV.
– Prides himself on “degrading the internet’s already lackluster moral authority.” What an asshole!
– He’s a racist.
– Oh and did I mention he’s a jew?

Final Tally: Even if you count the nice ties thing (which doesn’t count), that is still 10 Cons to 5 Pros.

The final tally is real lopsided here. Double the cons in this instance. So the verdict is that I officially cannot stand anything about our boy Daniel. I really do not like the guy!

But you know what? He probably doesn’t give a shit either way, and that is why I respect him. I supose I even respect him enough to keep him around… for now.

Till next time people. Like DMV’s kidneys, I am officially done.







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