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So apparently the Uber Murderer bought a jacket – at a gun shop! – the day of the murders. So of course everybody on the gun grabbers side is peeing their pants about it.

I guess they want to ban jackets or something.

Well, if that gets their nickers in a bunch then… OMG! Everybody crap your pants!…

There are far worse evil high capacity assault jackets out there on the market… “Tactical jackets” are even available on Amazon for as little as $40… OMG! You dont need that many pockets!

And of course we should ban those jackets that only belong in the hands of the military… Who is he going to bomb? Nobel Piece prize, indeed!

Governors are the only ones professional enough…