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A little humor until something better comes along

Rod and his buddies were hanging out and planning to attend an upcoming barbecue contest. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Rod headed home frustrated.

The following week when Rod’s buddies arrived at the contest to set up, they were shocked to see Rod. He was already sitting at his cook site with a cold beer, pit positioned, canopy up, everything unloaded from his truck, all his prep work done and everything cleaned up."How did you talk your missus into letting you go Rod?""I didn't have to," Rod replied. Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go cooking. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes with her hands and said, 'Surprise!'."

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....So, Here I am!"
Posted by Pellet Envy at 4:20 PM dyana said...
August 19, 2009 at 2:08 AM Scottie said...

That was good. I knew it was a joke though, when you said you were sitting at a contest with a beer.

August 20, 2009 at 11:54 AM BIlly's Blog said...

LOL!!!!!!!! Wait... am I laughing at that ?! :o)


August 20, 2009 at 12:36 PM 
Well - I was pretty sure it was gonna be a joke, because that's what the title said. I knew it was a joke when he said, "the 'old lady' snuck up behind me" and the post was still completed.

I'ma thinkin' if anybody ever calls Sheri and old lady, it may very well be their last words LOL

August 20, 2009 at 10:09 PM 
Blatant self promotion and stories about barbecue.
 


Chicken - 14th out of 5,713 teams
Ribs - 2nd out of 5,000+ teams
Pork - 11th out of 5,000+ teams
Brisket - 5th out of 5,000+ teams
 


Chicken - 2nd of 4644
Ribs - 6th of 4689
Pork - 9th of 4656
Brisket - 1st of 4645
 
Pellet Envy
Kansas City, USA
It is only natural that one of the country’s top barbeque competitors hails from Kansas City – the city best known for its barbeque. Rod & Sheri Gray began competing as Pellet Envy in 2001. They cater, teach, and promote barbeque as America’s cuisine. The team has competed in over 250 events all across the country. In that time, Pellet Envy has won forty-two championships and ended each of the last seven seasons as a top nationally ranked team. Rod & Sheri have also competed in the Jack Daniel’s World Invitational Championship four times in the team’s short career. Pellet Envy traveled over 17,000 miles, visiting 22 states and competing in 30 contests from Wyoming to Florida in 2007 alone, gathering seven Grand Champions and eleven category wins. With only nine perfect scores awarded the last two years, Pellet Envy lays claim to three of them. In addition, Rod began teaching his style of barbeque to sold out crowds all over the country. With 2008 now in the books, Pellet Envy finished the season with eight Grand Championships, including four in a row and ended ’08 with more wins than any other team.
