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Free Therapy for the Twilight Lover

Posted by unintendedchoice on April 29th, 2009

Dear needy Twilighters, 

UC & Moon:

Thought y’all would enjoy the funny story! Who would have thought, my own Twilight baby! <3 dazzled

I wrote to y’all a while back in response to your post about living a balanced life. At that time, I had just read the saga and watched the movie. I quickly became obsessed, like so many. I asked how long this would last and UC said for a while but to take baby steps during the process. Well, one of y’alls recommendations [in the well-rounded Twilight Fan post] was more sex, which was already happening because, like I said, I was obsessed and having more sex was a benefit my husband didnât mind at all.

Well, yesterday I found out I was pregnant! I am so incredibly excited as my husband and I had been trying for a long time. But that isnât exactly why I am writing.

I told my husband last night the big news. He was overfilled with joy! About 30 minutes later, he giggled and said âWOW! You have your own Twilight baby now!â I almost choked! I hadnât thought of that. Then he said, âIf it is a boy are we naming it Edward or Robâ That was just too much and thought I would pee in my pants from laughing so hard.

We love it! Our very first LTT-baby! See what happens when you take our advice!? Congrats to you, Dazzled! And congrats to everyone else who has ever sat on our couch, taken our advice, laughed at our posts, thought about Twilight or lusted after Rob… you TOO will soon have your very own Twilight-baby! Or.. something…. Oh and Dazzled? If you have a girl and even THINK of Renesmee as name... Well, then.. get the hell off my couch!

No, we won’t start ‘charging’ for our services, and we think we should be paying YOU all because you are so good to us! On December 8th, 2008, when Moon & I decided to share with “the world” our embarrassing fan-girlyness over the Vanity-Fair 1 hour video, we never imagined in a million years that this many other people would want to laugh along with us. We knew some people would.. but we figured it would just be our roommates from college and our mutual friend “hisoneandonly.” Seriously, running this site and “meeting” you all has been a sort-of therapy for the both of us. From shitty jobs to crappy stuff that happens in family & friend life, it’s been amazing to feel so supported here & just meet awesome people who make US laugh BACK! We Love you all! AWWWW Sappy, UC!

Now tell us something therapuetic or awesome from living the Twi-life and then get your asses on over to the Forum to chat it up in the Daily Chat!
