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Nadia + Laurence Dallaglio = Sturdy Girl. This is Laurence Dallaglio, we escorted him from the premises of the pub (John Gandy's). We hope we can go back. We think he is too Manley and so we have taken a model from a high street retailer who we call Nadia (because we have 'no-idea' what her real name is) and cut her head off. This hurt quite a lot. Not her, me. Donna, I am sorry, but your weak girly scissors were not suited to the job of hacking through cardboard. After all, this was not just any cardboard, this was hard, laminated High Street Retailer cardboard. Because it hurt so much, David Tapp took over cutting duties. He likes it really and made a particular fuss of her hair. This is the finished product. It looks a little like Sturdy Girl, b3ta's favourite celebrity: She is fine! We like a girl whose neck doesn't quite fit her shoulders. And there ends the blog.

Posted by Lord Manley at 19:46