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EV Grieve's last-minute holiday gift ideas

Spotted in the window at Brickman & Sons on First Avenue... You know how it is sometimes. You're at the bar with your friends, and everyone seems to be talking at once! You need to cut through the clutter and make your point! Then look no further than the Mega-Sound Megaphone, which will slip easily into one of the three or four bags that you're carrying. It's also good for tracking down your friends who may have stranded you on a quiet side street at 3 a.m.

Perhaps you can think of other uses for it. Regardless, it's $9.99.

* Requires four C batteries Posted by Grieve at 6:11 AM Labels: EV Grieve will post anything, gift ideas, holidays 
If only those cellphone jammers were legal....

December 20, 2012 at 11:08 AM 
Cellphone jammers can be ordered from the UK and shipped here. The regular ones work about 50% of the time. The high powered ones (Israeli, meant to cover a whole theater/club) cost a lot more and are a lot more effective.

It is fun to walk down the street and watch people stare at their cell phones wondering why they just got cut off.

December 20, 2012 at 12:06 PM 
How much for a Woo-jammer, and where can I get one? No price would be too high.

December 20, 2012 at 12:49 PM 
Woo! I'll stock up for next year's Santacon!


December 20, 2012 at 2:47 PM 
I got nothing. Damn.

December 20, 2012 at 5:03 PM