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Fridge Locker Keeps Your Food Safe - AskMen 
Fridge Locker Keeps Your Food Safe

Keep Your Roommate's Grubby Paws Off Your Food With This Fridge Locker Ian Lang

Living with roommates can be fun — lots of shared memories, good times to be had, etc. But in general, it blows donkey penis. You're probably in slightly closer than ideal quarters, no one wants to clean and someone (inevitably) smells bad. Worst of all, the refrigerator turns into the Thunderdome, with even the best attempts at demarcation rapidly devolving into chaos once someone has some grub the other person wants. If you have more than one roommate, it's entirely possible that you'll never find the perpetrator.

But while living with roommates might be an economic necessity for some, having your food bogarted doesn't have to be. This handy food locker is an easy way to keep your food where it belongs. Measuring 7.8" square by 11.4" deep, you unfortunately won't have enough room to store all of your stuff. But it should hold the essentials — your artisan honeys, locally made dips, specialty buttplug lubes, etc. — such that you can free up some room for communal items. Just select a combination and sleep easy.

The fridge is the obvious place for something like this, but not the only. It would work just as well in a pantry, where dry goods and nonperishable items could be up for grabs. It could also be a safety measure, keeping medications or even unsafe chemicals out of the hands of young children.

Mostly, though, count on using it to lock up your nice beer from that one roommate who always goes fridge fishin after he's had a few too many at the bar. Is it passive aggressive? Sure, but isn't everything about living with a roommate?

$14.95 at Amazon.com



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