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"Justice Has Been Done" 

Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation... A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability. No Americans were harmed. They took care to avoid civilian casualties. After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body...

-- President Barack Obama, May 1st, 2011
Posted by Chez at 12:30 AM Labels: 9/11, president barack obama, the death of osama bin laden 
Translation: "Yeah, sorry I couldn't show you fuckers my birth certificate sooner. You know how it is: being a bad-ass, making sure bin Laden gets killed."
 Mr_Wonkles said...

So this 2012 presidential election thing... We can probably just cancel that, right?
 
Shortly after announcing the death of Osama Bin Laden to the world late last night, President Obama capped off the weekend with a late-night, closed-door conference with First Lady Michelle Obama. Sources say that this 'Bedroom Summit' resulted in great satisfaction for all parties involved and was a fitting conclusion to what has been the greatest weekend Obama has had ever.
 
Sources have now confirmed that the First Lady did in fact 'back it up and drop it' on the night in question, after which Mr. Obama proceeded to hit it 'presidential style', a classified sex position that was invented by John F. Kennedy.
