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I have two dates on Friday and yet I find myself discouraged about dating.

Partly because I don’t think either date has long term potential. One I just started talking to yesterday, and it’s already feeling like we’ll make great friends.. I don’t think we’ll be anything more, but I could be surprised.  The second is a “SugarDaddy” who has been contacting me on and off for a couple years now, and which I finally just said, “Hey, you’re taking me out to dinner.” (He jumped at it. Evidently he likes commanding women, which I can do but not long term.)

I have scoured OkStupid as much as I can, and I may be looking for the impossible. You see there are things on which I kinda have hard limits..

Sadly, this eliminates 90% of OkCupid it seems.  I thought looking for a god-believing technophile was hard. Turns out, looking for a Christian who doesn’t think that all “Gay people are the scum of the earth” is even more impossible.

Then when adding in height and intelligence requirements (btw I am quite clearly on OkStupid seeing a direct correlation between morons and belief in Protestant Christianity. No idea why, but it scares me.) the pickings become even slimmer.

It’s seriously enough to make me want to completely give up dating. It’s also making it clear that I need to widen my search and attempt long-distance.

So if anyone knows a guy who fits the following, send him my way.. My vagina will be very thankful.

At this point, I honestly don’t care if he’s into anything else I hate like WWF, NASCAR, or the Saints. There’s bigger fish to fry.

It’ll be helpful as well if he’s a carnivore and not afraid of red meat, can and does eat gluten, and likes to eat organic or healthy (ie no fast food or gross junk food). Oh he should also drink alcohol socially, and if he likes larger women who write blogs and are occasionally funny that would be very helpful for him.

I know.. I’m looking for the impossible. *sigh*


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