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Chuck Norris


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“Chuck Norris is so ____ that ______ ______ ____ _________ _____ your mother.”

~ The Internet, circa 2006, on Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is not that great, to tell you the truth.

Like Ronald Reagan, the world would probably be a better place if his fame had ended around the same time as his film career did.

There now follows a Public Service Announcement[edit]

"So if a wood CHUCK CHUCKS wood, but has wood while he's CHUCKing his CHUCK of wood, and the CHUCKLEbrothers is being projected onto some woodCHUCKs by a woodCHUCKsman called CHUCK in the background of CHUCK woods, how much wood can the wood CHUCK CHUCK if the wood is CHUCKing other bits of wood while CHUCKling about CHUCK the woodCHUCKsman? Eh Norris?" "What? Stop looking at me like that."


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