<s>[INST] How would I go about teaching my cat French? [/INST] I'm sorry, but it is quite unlikely that your cat would be able to speak French, though cats can make some sounds that resemble French words. However, it is possible to teach your cat to follow some commands such as come, sit, and high-five in French. This can usually be done by combining treats and commands:

1. Have some treats that your cat likes available.
2. Use the treat to attract your cat to the expected action. For example, lifting and then lowering the treat slowly near your cat's nose for a sit-down, or letting your cat touch the treat in your hand for a high-five. You can also try other attractions.
3. As soon as the action is done, say the command and give the treat. Say something encouraging such as "Good kitty" when your cat takes the treat. 
4. After some successful training sessions, gradually withdraw the treats to prevent your cat from overweight, but continue to say the encouraging words.

It is important to keep the training sessions short, and avoid training on one command repetitively too many times. Instead, try a few commands at a time and a few times a day. </s>