In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Question: Text: this just happened.

 

was heading down to my parents house to visit. stopped by kfc to get something to eat and get back on the interstate. as i’m trying to get back on, there’s a line of cars, all with hazard lights on, driving 30/40 on a 70mph road. i’m barreling down the on-ramp at 65mph trying to fin d a place to merge into traffic, but they’re all driving so close to each other. the car in front of me had to pull off to the side of the road because there’s no room left, but i see my chance! i step on the gas and cut two cars off to fleet ahead of these pack of weirdos. i look behind me and see most of them have stopped and the people in the on-ramp are heading on behind me. i feel like a savior that the people needed, but didn’t deserve! good job diddy!

as i’m flying by this 1 mile+ line of cars i’m thinking they’re all stupid for driving so slow. there’s no accident anywhere. no construction! i’m laughing at them when i decide to look at my phone and google “line of cars with their hazard lights on”. first thing that pops up is [this](https://www.funeralwise.com/learn/procession/) website. my laughter and jokes stop as i look up and see two hummer limos and a hearse. i finally got to the end of the car line and see he lead vehicle with the flags and hazard lights.

to the funeral procession i broke! i’m sorry, tifu!

Answer: git annoyed with slow traffic and cut through a funeral procession, causing all other cars behind me to do the same thing.


Question: Text: i used to work at a gas station and it was a terrible job. i compensated for the stress of it by [redacted]

one day i found myself dicking around in the backroom after i finished stocking the cooler, and i spotted a mousetrap near the wall about six feet from me. i was standing there texting and i began to wonder what would happen if the mousetrap snapped shut on my phone. i knew people can stick their fingers in mousetraps and it wouldn't break the bone or anything, so i decided my phone would probably be fine. so, i went ahead and tossed my phone at the mousetrap. 

the mousetrap snapped shut and flipped into the air, and my phone disappeared.

i stood there, mouth open, scanning all over the room for any sign of my phone. i ran over to the wall and looked all around. nothing.

that's when i noticed a small crack in the wall right against the corner, maybe three inches tall, with the bottom being on the floor. just barely wider than the width of my phone. i didn't believe it at first, but i grabbed a screwdriver and poked it into the crack, and sure enough, i could feel an object wiggle inside.

the mousetrap shot my phone into a crack with dimensions only slightly larger than the phone itself, and the phone settled into a crevice within, about an inch below floor level, maybe 4 inches from the wall. the sheer odds of this--especially if you could see it for yourself--were unimaginable.

i spent several minutes trying to free my phone before i realized i needed to go get our toolbox and take some time to figure this out. so i went and told my manager what happened because we were friendly with each other. he laughed at me for literally minutes as i told him what happened and then showed him the crack. eventually he went back to the registers and let me try to retrieve it.

so i tried everything. i tried a duel screwdriver system to lift and pull it out but i couldn't really get purchase. i tried every other tool, but most couldn't fit.

finally i had a good idea. i realized that my big problem was grasping the phone, so i put a bit of superglue on the end of a screwdriver and sat the tip on the phone to dry, that way it would become solid and i could lift it straight out.

what actually happened was i superglued my phone into the crevice, and secured it in place for all coming time. i never saw that phone again.

it had catapulted into the wall on full charge, and for the next three days my boss took relish in calling my phone when i was in the backroom, so i could listen to it ring from inside the wall.

if that's not bad enough, i even lost contact with friends that i've since never spoken with, because i only had their contact on that phone.

edit: -due to popular demand, i will be taking a picture of this crevice the next time i visit dallas, probably in a month or less. i will also seek permission to try to retrieve my phone.-

Answer: threw my phone at a mousetrap that flung it into a crevice in the wall. stupidly used a method of retrieval that involved superglue. never got my phone out of the wall.


Question: Text: a week ago, i had accidentally dropped my 5s on the ground from my pocket resulting in a hairline crack across the bottom left to the middle right. hairline cracks on occasionally covered by warranty by apple depending on the genius helping. 

the next day, i received my brand new warranty covered iphone 5s after waiting at the apple store. the only problem that occurred was that i had to peel the [wood skin](http://madebymonolith.com/collections/iphone-5/products/etimoe-1) i had off the back of my phone. 

that night, i had synced my iphone up so it was just as it was before it had the hairline crack. to restore it to its complete former glory, i strongly desired to put my old skin on the back, because who would want to waste a $20 skin? the adhesive in the middle of the skin was perfectly fine; reapplying the bottom and top was the hard part. i then believed i had the perfect solution! clamp the phone between two books! i grabbed two books off my bookshelf that i wouldn't mind using: *amelia bedelia* and *how to make ballon animals*.

i [clamped](http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/wildman/wildman1012/wildman101200139/8507680-old-obsolete-iron-c-clamp-isolated-on-white.jpg) the iphone with skin on the back between the two books. i proceeded to tighten the clamp with ungodly strength, later employing a screwdriver for increased torsion until i heard the fragility of my phone. *crack*. i attempted to undo the clamp with my palms sweaty but could not due to the sheer strength poured into the tightening. my attempts to loosen the clamp resulted in the clamp [bending](http://imgur.com/5i9kitd) making it further impossible to remove. i pulled the books from the desolation to reveal an iphone with a [horrifically spiderweb cracked screen](http://imgur.com/jk7ypfd), which are definitely not covered by warranty. oh and the skin did not stay on.

i then ordered a replacement screen on ebay for $49 and a new skin for $19. bringing us to today. today, i attempted to replace my iphone's screen with the ebay screen, to only gain a screen with no response to touch after 2 hours of intensive screen transplanting.

Answer:
broke iphone screen, got it replaced by warranty, wanted to put skin back on to save $20, clamped screen, rekt screen, ordered replacement screen, two hour transplant of screen, screen doesn't work.



In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Question: Text: this just happened.

 

was heading down to my parents house to visit. stopped by kfc to get something to eat and get back on the interstate. as i’m trying to get back on, there’s a line of cars, all with hazard lights on, driving 30/40 on a 70mph road. i’m barreling down the on-ramp at 65mph trying to fin d a place to merge into traffic, but they’re all driving so close to each other. the car in front of me had to pull off to the side of the road because there’s no room left, but i see my chance! i step on the gas and cut two cars off to fleet ahead of these pack of weirdos. i look behind me and see most of them have stopped and the people in the on-ramp are heading on behind me. i feel like a savior that the people needed, but didn’t deserve! good job diddy!

as i’m flying by this 1 mile+ line of cars i’m thinking they’re all stupid for driving so slow. there’s no accident anywhere. no construction! i’m laughing at them when i decide to look at my phone and google “line of cars with their hazard lights on”. first thing that pops up is [this](https://www.funeralwise.com/learn/procession/) website. my laughter and jokes stop as i look up and see two hummer limos and a hearse. i finally got to the end of the car line and see he lead vehicle with the flags and hazard lights.

to the funeral procession i broke! i’m sorry, tifu!

Answer: git annoyed with slow traffic and cut through a funeral procession, causing all other cars behind me to do the same thing.


Question: Text: i used to work at a gas station and it was a terrible job. i compensated for the stress of it by [redacted]

one day i found myself dicking around in the backroom after i finished stocking the cooler, and i spotted a mousetrap near the wall about six feet from me. i was standing there texting and i began to wonder what would happen if the mousetrap snapped shut on my phone. i knew people can stick their fingers in mousetraps and it wouldn't break the bone or anything, so i decided my phone would probably be fine. so, i went ahead and tossed my phone at the mousetrap. 

the mousetrap snapped shut and flipped into the air, and my phone disappeared.

i stood there, mouth open, scanning all over the room for any sign of my phone. i ran over to the wall and looked all around. nothing.

that's when i noticed a small crack in the wall right against the corner, maybe three inches tall, with the bottom being on the floor. just barely wider than the width of my phone. i didn't believe it at first, but i grabbed a screwdriver and poked it into the crack, and sure enough, i could feel an object wiggle inside.

the mousetrap shot my phone into a crack with dimensions only slightly larger than the phone itself, and the phone settled into a crevice within, about an inch below floor level, maybe 4 inches from the wall. the sheer odds of this--especially if you could see it for yourself--were unimaginable.

i spent several minutes trying to free my phone before i realized i needed to go get our toolbox and take some time to figure this out. so i went and told my manager what happened because we were friendly with each other. he laughed at me for literally minutes as i told him what happened and then showed him the crack. eventually he went back to the registers and let me try to retrieve it.

so i tried everything. i tried a duel screwdriver system to lift and pull it out but i couldn't really get purchase. i tried every other tool, but most couldn't fit.

finally i had a good idea. i realized that my big problem was grasping the phone, so i put a bit of superglue on the end of a screwdriver and sat the tip on the phone to dry, that way it would become solid and i could lift it straight out.

what actually happened was i superglued my phone into the crevice, and secured it in place for all coming time. i never saw that phone again.

it had catapulted into the wall on full charge, and for the next three days my boss took relish in calling my phone when i was in the backroom, so i could listen to it ring from inside the wall.

if that's not bad enough, i even lost contact with friends that i've since never spoken with, because i only had their contact on that phone.

edit: -due to popular demand, i will be taking a picture of this crevice the next time i visit dallas, probably in a month or less. i will also seek permission to try to retrieve my phone.-

Answer: threw my phone at a mousetrap that flung it into a crevice in the wall. stupidly used a method of retrieval that involved superglue. never got my phone out of the wall.


Question: Text: a week ago, i had accidentally dropped my 5s on the ground from my pocket resulting in a hairline crack across the bottom left to the middle right. hairline cracks on occasionally covered by warranty by apple depending on the genius helping. 

the next day, i received my brand new warranty covered iphone 5s after waiting at the apple store. the only problem that occurred was that i had to peel the [wood skin](http://madebymonolith.com/collections/iphone-5/products/etimoe-1) i had off the back of my phone. 

that night, i had synced my iphone up so it was just as it was before it had the hairline crack. to restore it to its complete former glory, i strongly desired to put my old skin on the back, because who would want to waste a $20 skin? the adhesive in the middle of the skin was perfectly fine; reapplying the bottom and top was the hard part. i then believed i had the perfect solution! clamp the phone between two books! i grabbed two books off my bookshelf that i wouldn't mind using: *amelia bedelia* and *how to make ballon animals*.

i [clamped](http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/wildman/wildman1012/wildman101200139/8507680-old-obsolete-iron-c-clamp-isolated-on-white.jpg) the iphone with skin on the back between the two books. i proceeded to tighten the clamp with ungodly strength, later employing a screwdriver for increased torsion until i heard the fragility of my phone. *crack*. i attempted to undo the clamp with my palms sweaty but could not due to the sheer strength poured into the tightening. my attempts to loosen the clamp resulted in the clamp [bending](http://imgur.com/5i9kitd) making it further impossible to remove. i pulled the books from the desolation to reveal an iphone with a [horrifically spiderweb cracked screen](http://imgur.com/jk7ypfd), which are definitely not covered by warranty. oh and the skin did not stay on.

i then ordered a replacement screen on ebay for $49 and a new skin for $19. bringing us to today. today, i attempted to replace my iphone's screen with the ebay screen, to only gain a screen with no response to touch after 2 hours of intensive screen transplanting.

Answer:
user
broke iphone screen, got it replaced by warranty, wanted to put skin back on to save $20, clamped screen, rekt screen, ordered replacement screen, two hour transplant of screen, screen doesn't work.



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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
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Question: Text: this just happened.

 

was heading down to my parents house to visit. stopped by kfc to get something to eat and get back on the interstate. as i’m trying to get back on, there’s a line of cars, all with hazard lights on, driving 30/40 on a 70mph road. i’m barreling down the on-ramp at 65mph trying to fin d a place to merge into traffic, but they’re all driving so close to each other. the car in front of me had to pull off to the side of the road because there’s no room left, but i see my chance! i step on the gas and cut two cars off to fleet ahead of these pack of weirdos. i look behind me and see most of them have stopped and the people in the on-ramp are heading on behind me. i feel like a savior that the people needed, but didn’t deserve! good job diddy!

as i’m flying by this 1 mile+ line of cars i’m thinking they’re all stupid for driving so slow. there’s no accident anywhere. no construction! i’m laughing at them when i decide to look at my phone and google “line of cars with their hazard lights on”. first thing that pops up is [this](https://www.funeralwise.com/learn/procession/) website. my laughter and jokes stop as i look up and see two hummer limos and a hearse. i finally got to the end of the car line and see he lead vehicle with the flags and hazard lights.

to the funeral procession i broke! i’m sorry, tifu!

Answer: git annoyed with slow traffic and cut through a funeral procession, causing all other cars behind me to do the same thing.


Question: Text: i used to work at a gas station and it was a terrible job. i compensated for the stress of it by [redacted]

one day i found myself dicking around in the backroom after i finished stocking the cooler, and i spotted a mousetrap near the wall about six feet from me. i was standing there texting and i began to wonder what would happen if the mousetrap snapped shut on my phone. i knew people can stick their fingers in mousetraps and it wouldn't break the bone or anything, so i decided my phone would probably be fine. so, i went ahead and tossed my phone at the mousetrap. 

the mousetrap snapped shut and flipped into the air, and my phone disappeared.

i stood there, mouth open, scanning all over the room for any sign of my phone. i ran over to the wall and looked all around. nothing.

that's when i noticed a small crack in the wall right against the corner, maybe three inches tall, with the bottom being on the floor. just barely wider than the width of my phone. i didn't believe it at first, but i grabbed a screwdriver and poked it into the crack, and sure enough, i could feel an object wiggle inside.

the mousetrap shot my phone into a crack with dimensions only slightly larger than the phone itself, and the phone settled into a crevice within, about an inch below floor level, maybe 4 inches from the wall. the sheer odds of this--especially if you could see it for yourself--were unimaginable.

i spent several minutes trying to free my phone before i realized i needed to go get our toolbox and take some time to figure this out. so i went and told my manager what happened because we were friendly with each other. he laughed at me for literally minutes as i told him what happened and then showed him the crack. eventually he went back to the registers and let me try to retrieve it.

so i tried everything. i tried a duel screwdriver system to lift and pull it out but i couldn't really get purchase. i tried every other tool, but most couldn't fit.

finally i had a good idea. i realized that my big problem was grasping the phone, so i put a bit of superglue on the end of a screwdriver and sat the tip on the phone to dry, that way it would become solid and i could lift it straight out.

what actually happened was i superglued my phone into the crevice, and secured it in place for all coming time. i never saw that phone again.

it had catapulted into the wall on full charge, and for the next three days my boss took relish in calling my phone when i was in the backroom, so i could listen to it ring from inside the wall.

if that's not bad enough, i even lost contact with friends that i've since never spoken with, because i only had their contact on that phone.

edit: -due to popular demand, i will be taking a picture of this crevice the next time i visit dallas, probably in a month or less. i will also seek permission to try to retrieve my phone.-

Answer: threw my phone at a mousetrap that flung it into a crevice in the wall. stupidly used a method of retrieval that involved superglue. never got my phone out of the wall.


Question: Text: a week ago, i had accidentally dropped my 5s on the ground from my pocket resulting in a hairline crack across the bottom left to the middle right. hairline cracks on occasionally covered by warranty by apple depending on the genius helping. 

the next day, i received my brand new warranty covered iphone 5s after waiting at the apple store. the only problem that occurred was that i had to peel the [wood skin](http://madebymonolith.com/collections/iphone-5/products/etimoe-1) i had off the back of my phone. 

that night, i had synced my iphone up so it was just as it was before it had the hairline crack. to restore it to its complete former glory, i strongly desired to put my old skin on the back, because who would want to waste a $20 skin? the adhesive in the middle of the skin was perfectly fine; reapplying the bottom and top was the hard part. i then believed i had the perfect solution! clamp the phone between two books! i grabbed two books off my bookshelf that i wouldn't mind using: *amelia bedelia* and *how to make ballon animals*.

i [clamped](http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/wildman/wildman1012/wildman101200139/8507680-old-obsolete-iron-c-clamp-isolated-on-white.jpg) the iphone with skin on the back between the two books. i proceeded to tighten the clamp with ungodly strength, later employing a screwdriver for increased torsion until i heard the fragility of my phone. *crack*. i attempted to undo the clamp with my palms sweaty but could not due to the sheer strength poured into the tightening. my attempts to loosen the clamp resulted in the clamp [bending](http://imgur.com/5i9kitd) making it further impossible to remove. i pulled the books from the desolation to reveal an iphone with a [horrifically spiderweb cracked screen](http://imgur.com/jk7ypfd), which are definitely not covered by warranty. oh and the skin did not stay on.

i then ordered a replacement screen on ebay for $49 and a new skin for $19. bringing us to today. today, i attempted to replace my iphone's screen with the ebay screen, to only gain a screen with no response to touch after 2 hours of intensive screen transplanting.

Answer:
broke iphone screen, got it replaced by warranty, wanted to put skin back on to save $20, clamped screen, rekt screen, ordered replacement screen, two hour transplant of screen, screen doesn't work.


