Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: so this did actually happen today, albeit very early in the morning.



matched with a girl on tinder late one night, after a couple messages back and forth she "persuades" me that it's a good idea for her to come over. not really thinking much of it, think to myself 'yeah sure let's get laid'. i make a point to always mention beforehand that i'm uncircumcised (being from the us, i've never had sex with a girl who knew what an uncircumcised dick even looked like) and she's fine with it.



cue having sexy times, and she is really good at giving head. like, really good. like, so good that when she bites my tip just a little, i have to make her stop, but only for about one whole second. everything else goes about as expected.



the next day i'm going to take my morning pee, and it hurts. not like a 'std sting' hurt, it is fucking excruciating to pull the head back to pee. upon closer inspection, i notice it's because my head is *literally detached a little bit from my foreskin* i'm dumbfounded. 'she didn't bite that hard' i think to myself, it was more of a playful scratch if anything.



so i text her. we had planned on doing it again, but i had to let her know that i had a tear on my dick, and it might be a while. she's really sorry, and this is where i discover the real culprit *she has a diamond stud on one of her teeth* so i had received fellatio and had my dick torn by a diamond.



this was all roughly two weeks ago. i could pee and masturbate without any problem or pain very shortly after, so i think i must be in the clear. we arrange for another late night hookup



fast forward to that hookup very early this morning, and when i attempt penetration, up roars the fierce foreskin pain once again, like it had just happened, even though it had been two weeks. i figure 'well i'm here and i'm sure as shit gonna give this a go, or my name ain't traceur98'



so while i am having a fine and dandy time in doggy position, tinder girl stops me, and quietly, almost whispers, "i think you tore me". turning on the lights reveals that sure enough, there is blood coming out of her, on my member, and especially on my bed. she begins to apologize profusely, she's so sorry, this has never happened before, she doesn't know how it's even this much, and i say everything is okay, just hop in the shower and i'll clean up.



after she's hopped out, and drained a noticeable amount of blood into my shower drain, i hop in as well, and it hits me like a brick wall.



*that's not her blood, that's mine*



i ask her to come into the bathroom and show her the now puddle of blood in my tub coming from the now very severed head of my penis. i assure her i feel fine and that it's not her fault (she's almost in tears at this point) and that i'll just clean up a bit, and that it might be the last time i have sex for a while.



my doctors appointment is tomorrow. this will be a joy to explain
A:
TIFU by accidentally circumcising myself
Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: so this did actually happen today, albeit very early in the morning.



matched with a girl on tinder late one night, after a couple messages back and forth she "persuades" me that it's a good idea for her to come over. not really thinking much of it, think to myself 'yeah sure let's get laid'. i make a point to always mention beforehand that i'm uncircumcised (being from the us, i've never had sex with a girl who knew what an uncircumcised dick even looked like) and she's fine with it.



cue having sexy times, and she is really good at giving head. like, really good. like, so good that when she bites my tip just a little, i have to make her stop, but only for about one whole second. everything else goes about as expected.



the next day i'm going to take my morning pee, and it hurts. not like a 'std sting' hurt, it is fucking excruciating to pull the head back to pee. upon closer inspection, i notice it's because my head is *literally detached a little bit from my foreskin* i'm dumbfounded. 'she didn't bite that hard' i think to myself, it was more of a playful scratch if anything.



so i text her. we had planned on doing it again, but i had to let her know that i had a tear on my dick, and it might be a while. she's really sorry, and this is where i discover the real culprit *she has a diamond stud on one of her teeth* so i had received fellatio and had my dick torn by a diamond.



this was all roughly two weeks ago. i could pee and masturbate without any problem or pain very shortly after, so i think i must be in the clear. we arrange for another late night hookup



fast forward to that hookup very early this morning, and when i attempt penetration, up roars the fierce foreskin pain once again, like it had just happened, even though it had been two weeks. i figure 'well i'm here and i'm sure as shit gonna give this a go, or my name ain't traceur98'



so while i am having a fine and dandy time in doggy position, tinder girl stops me, and quietly, almost whispers, "i think you tore me". turning on the lights reveals that sure enough, there is blood coming out of her, on my member, and especially on my bed. she begins to apologize profusely, she's so sorry, this has never happened before, she doesn't know how it's even this much, and i say everything is okay, just hop in the shower and i'll clean up.



after she's hopped out, and drained a noticeable amount of blood into my shower drain, i hop in as well, and it hits me like a brick wall.



*that's not her blood, that's mine*



i ask her to come into the bathroom and show her the now puddle of blood in my tub coming from the now very severed head of my penis. i assure her i feel fine and that it's not her fault (she's almost in tears at this point) and that i'll just clean up a bit, and that it might be the last time i have sex for a while.



my doctors appointment is tomorrow. this will be a joy to explain
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TIFU by accidentally circumcising myself
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Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
Q: Text: so this did actually happen today, albeit very early in the morning.



matched with a girl on tinder late one night, after a couple messages back and forth she "persuades" me that it's a good idea for her to come over. not really thinking much of it, think to myself 'yeah sure let's get laid'. i make a point to always mention beforehand that i'm uncircumcised (being from the us, i've never had sex with a girl who knew what an uncircumcised dick even looked like) and she's fine with it.



cue having sexy times, and she is really good at giving head. like, really good. like, so good that when she bites my tip just a little, i have to make her stop, but only for about one whole second. everything else goes about as expected.



the next day i'm going to take my morning pee, and it hurts. not like a 'std sting' hurt, it is fucking excruciating to pull the head back to pee. upon closer inspection, i notice it's because my head is *literally detached a little bit from my foreskin* i'm dumbfounded. 'she didn't bite that hard' i think to myself, it was more of a playful scratch if anything.



so i text her. we had planned on doing it again, but i had to let her know that i had a tear on my dick, and it might be a while. she's really sorry, and this is where i discover the real culprit *she has a diamond stud on one of her teeth* so i had received fellatio and had my dick torn by a diamond.



this was all roughly two weeks ago. i could pee and masturbate without any problem or pain very shortly after, so i think i must be in the clear. we arrange for another late night hookup



fast forward to that hookup very early this morning, and when i attempt penetration, up roars the fierce foreskin pain once again, like it had just happened, even though it had been two weeks. i figure 'well i'm here and i'm sure as shit gonna give this a go, or my name ain't traceur98'



so while i am having a fine and dandy time in doggy position, tinder girl stops me, and quietly, almost whispers, "i think you tore me". turning on the lights reveals that sure enough, there is blood coming out of her, on my member, and especially on my bed. she begins to apologize profusely, she's so sorry, this has never happened before, she doesn't know how it's even this much, and i say everything is okay, just hop in the shower and i'll clean up.



after she's hopped out, and drained a noticeable amount of blood into my shower drain, i hop in as well, and it hits me like a brick wall.



*that's not her blood, that's mine*



i ask her to come into the bathroom and show her the now puddle of blood in my tub coming from the now very severed head of my penis. i assure her i feel fine and that it's not her fault (she's almost in tears at this point) and that i'll just clean up a bit, and that it might be the last time i have sex for a while.



my doctors appointment is tomorrow. this will be a joy to explain
A:
TIFU by accidentally circumcising myself