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[0.00s -> 10.70s] It's blinding me! Alright bro.
[15.63s -> 23.58s] Welcome back to the 2Hype channel. Today we're going to be testing 12 viral basketball gadgets. We're splitting up into two different teams. Me, Chris, Zach.
[23.58s -> 34.56s] then Cash, James, and Mitchell, and we're gonna be testing six gadgets each. Each team is gonna pick their favorite gadget, then we're gonna come together and see who has the best gadget and let you guys know. Let's get right into it.
[34.56s -> 42.66s] I feel like these are pretty standard basketball-like trainers. Got some dribble specs. You want me to do the honors? Yes. Oh, this to...
[42.66s -> 53.26s] God damn, these things are hot. You look like a superhero. Alright, to really test these bad boys out, we're gonna do a time trial. Dribble time trial. We got three cones.
[53.26s -> 66.32s] Just going to dribble around the cones, touch that pole, come back, touch the pole to end the stopwatch. Slowest time has to do a forfeit. Oh, great. On your mark, get set, go. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
[69.65s -> 82.77s] All right, Chris got 10 seconds 85 Dude, I almost lost the ball in the middle cone. You gotta warm up man. Chris went fast Yes
[91.98s -> 105.84s] It's blinding me. Oh, faster. My handles were definitely off. But you definitely made it harder to dribble. You definitely were staring at the ground.
[108.34s -> 117.87s] All right, Zach is off. He's making great time. Oh, with the dipsy-do. Oh, behind the bag. Bang!
[120.56s -> 134.05s] Nine? Overall, I think the gadget's pretty good. I mean, definitely something you should or could use, because you shouldn't be looking down as you dribble. I think it's solid if you're doing dribbling drills. Overall, I'm giving it a five out of 10.
[134.05s -> 147.23s] I'll give it a six. I'd give it like for me personally and to use their own but I don't like them because I feel like it makes me like tilt my head even more down to see it like if the ball starts to get away from me so I'll give it like a four.
[147.23s -> 160.19s] Give it a thumbs up. I'll give it a thumbs up. Yeah, I guess. There's some ridiculous training products that you guys are going to see. This is a solid one. All right, you know, they got a decent gadget. That's all right. We have the dribble stick here. You guys want to see how it works? Let's see how it works.
[160.19s -> 163.71s] Skills dribble stick.
[163.71s -> 176.42s] The dribble stick helps improve hand positioning, stance, and speed with the ball using the adjustable arms for multiple drills. Take turns using the skills dribble stick to see who can go the longest without hitting the sticks.
[176.42s -> 190.82s] Whoever has the shortest time does five laps around the basketball court. Oh, gosh. All right, I'm going to claim this side. Yeah, I'm going to claim this one. All right, I'll take that one. All right, guys, I'm going to go first. Let's get to it.
[190.82s -> 200.75s] This is the hard right here.
[202.74s -> 214.67s] Okay. Hey, you might be safe just making it past that first one. I know. Alright, bro. 30 seconds. Alright, Mitchell. Let's see you do it, bro. Oh, God. Alright.
[215.86s -> 223.41s] Yeah, Jase, you got the five laps. Roe, let me get one more try. I didn't even get it.
[225.97s -> 238.85s] Oh, the last one. Jesus Christ. Yeah, go ahead and get your last hit, y'all. James lost a forfeit. He couldn't even get past the beginning stage. It is kind of tough. I ain't going to lie to y'all.
[238.85s -> 248.98s] To be fair, I was hoping one of you guys would hit that one off rip so I wouldn't have to run. He's enjoying it. Yeah, that's one lap. We just started lap three.
[249.81s -> 263.22s] We got a while. I gotta tie my shoe, but I don't know. I think if I stop, they're gonna yell at me, so I'm not gonna stop. All right, guys, we just finished using the dribble stick. You know, let's give it a rating. I'm feeling like an eight. I like it. Helps a little bit. Me personally, I give it...
[263.22s -> 270.67s] Say a seven. You know, anything that can get me to fail a basketball drill has got to be pretty good, so I'm going to give it a 10.
[271.60s -> 286.05s] All right, Zach, what is this? All right, so this is a straight shooter strap. So we have it strapped on the opposite side of our shooting hand. And then the loop goes around your shooting arm, like in your elbow pit, I guess.
[286.05s -> 299.74s] um right there and then when you shoot this strap is going to pull your elbow and keep it in so you can't like flare your elbow out i think this product is pretty stupid off the look of it but let's see how it is we're going to do a quick little challenge with this strap
[299.74s -> 313.65s] Digging the lead, dude. Basically the first one to get three and one three-pointers right here. Damn. All right, here we go. All right, 0 for 2.
[315.06s -> 324.72s] Yeah, does my elbow look correct like is it no Yeah, it's straight I'm just bad
[325.94s -> 339.39s] Damn, bro, it's throwing me off, you know? Bro, I'm not trying to get fouled. I'm just wearing it. Is that five? Bro, we got viewers out here that are leaving because of you. You owe for five, bro. Bro, editing. Oh, my God.
[339.39s -> 354.16s] No, we're putting all this stuff in. One for seven. Two for eight. Dude. Fifteen.
[354.48s -> 367.54s] Just gotta beat 15. There's one. Well damn. Zax uses this thing, bro, clearly. He already owns like five of them. I invested in the company.
[368.88s -> 382.90s] Two four look at that Three five doesn't get much better than that. It's a great product
[383.18s -> 393.36s] It is you literally get eight that doesn't count it came off dude. I can't fully extend or a fucking snap I got a shoe like Sean Marion for it to not break
[398.16s -> 406.48s] What?
[409.20s -> 421.94s] Hey, hey. Beat Jesse. I lost. Putting it in the middle, I'd probably cheese. Jesse, shoot without the strap. Let's just see. Let's see if my jump shot just broke or it was the strap.
[423.34s -> 435.44s] It's just broke. Yeah. Zach, what's his forfeit? Let's do like 30 jumping jacks. Oh, bet. Bounce some titties, boy. Bounce. Bounce.
[435.44s -> 448.90s] Bounce. Aren't you supposed to have a big chest? Yeah, Jaidel got a bigger chest than you. Bro, I'm wearing a big shirt. Oh, my God. That shit's a medium. Nah, bro, you bird chested. No, no, I'm not. You're not even doing the jumping jacks right.
[448.90s -> 461.65s] He's like off rhythm. I know his feet are going in when his hands go. What the fuck is this? I'm doing reverse Chevy Jag. All right. Quick review of this shit. I mean, shooting strap. I would say for kids, this is good.
[461.65s -> 474.69s] For like little kids, but if they're just learning how to shoot. I feel like there's got to be a better gadget for that though. All right, I give it a one. I give it a two because I mean for adults, for kids.
[474.69s -> 484.05s] I'll probably give it like a five, four. I'm giving it a negative 3,000. You just asked. What's the next invention? All right, y'all. We're going to the next gadget. See what this is.
[484.82s -> 490.14s] Flick glove? Oh okay, the flick, the flick man. Flick glove.
[490.14s -> 500.99s] can be worn on the front of the hand to train follow through muscle memory. I likes that man, you know? Each with the flip glove, then take three shots without. Challenge!
[500.99s -> 507.44s] Whoever make the least baskets has to do 100 sit-ups. Bro, what are these?
[507.44s -> 520.62s] which way does it even go which way does it go on like over the top of your hand yeah no it goes it goes it goes it goes under yeah that's the resistance way you're doing bro sometimes i feel like basketball trainers are doing way too much they're doing too much man
[521.23s -> 534.22s] It's kind of fire. That teller's going to be cheating, huh? My hand is like stuck like this. Hey, they look good, don't they?
[534.93s -> 547.18s] Another one. Bang! That actually looks pretty solid. Woo! All right, three without now. So technically, this right here, it's supposed to train your hands. So we're going to see if it makes a difference without.
[548.94s -> 563.73s] Deflect and sit there. Okay. I like it with the gadget on.
[564.46s -> 570.61s] I got the flick on. Bring these down. Don't want to get fouled. All right.
[571.38s -> 581.90s] I am a little bit. Oh, I thought that was good. All right. There we go. There we go. Way better. It almost fell off my pinky, though.
[585.46s -> 598.38s] This is feeling nice. I'm taking it off. I actually did enjoy shooting with that. It felt nice. All right, here's without. The flick there. The flick there, but it's just not straight. Yeah, I tried to mimic the flick.
[598.77s -> 611.86s] There we go get in there. Oh shit There we go. No Okay, so I have to make four to stay to stay safe Everyone missed their first shot with the flake cuz yeah, you got to get used to it
[613.42s -> 625.20s] Oh, he's already used to it. Come on. Let's go. Okay, so I got to go. I got to make two of these non-flicks.
[627.38s -> 639.25s] Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let me make one more. I needed the sit-ups anyway. Ah.
[650.58s -> 665.17s] So cash made the least amount of flick shots therefore he has to do sit-ups honestly I think he's taking one for the team because he knows me and James can't do a hundred sit-ups So thank you cash. You do not need to expose me like that shit
[671.60s -> 678.58s] I give this gadget right here probably a seven. Yeah, it do force you to flick.
[678.58s -> 692.06s] But at the exact same time, I mean... You got to learn without it. Yeah, yeah. When you take it off, it's gone. Exactly. So that muscle memory is not really there, you know? I'm going to give it a seven, too. I'm also going to give it a seven. Let's see what the other group is doing over there.
[692.06s -> 706.13s] The next product is the anti-grip ball. So basically you put this like bag thing over the ball, make it harder to dribble, do your dribbling drills with it. I feel like, wasn't it like Kyrie would dribble with a bag? Yeah, a trash bag or like a grocery bag. But this like...
[706.13s -> 719.57s] In a grocery bag, you have like a knot. But this, there's no like knot anywhere. So it's not going to like... That's smooth, actually. See, I feel like this is definitely one of those products. It's like you practice with it for 10 minutes, then you get a real ball and you're like really nice. Yeah.
[719.57s -> 734.16s] All right, for the challenge for this one, we're gonna see who can do the most in-between-the-legs dribbles in 15 seconds. No! No!
[735.31s -> 748.98s] Dude, it's actually hard to dribble this thing. 18.
[782.32s -> 791.38s] That was clean. Did you use the shopping bags? I did. Back in the day, I did the shopping bag. I lost again.
[791.73s -> 805.52s] This is just exposing Jesse. Jesse, you have to be the water boy for the whole rest of the video. I need water. Can I get my water? Don't treat me like that. Can I get? No, no, no, no. You want a new one? No, I want you to pour it.
[806.06s -> 813.55s] Your water boy, dude No, take the pick up off
[815.63s -> 826.85s] Actually, put the cap back on. Why do you want the cap back on? Because I want you to take the label off and then give it to me. So I can distinguish. Oh, my God. Bro, you're the worst. Whoa!
[826.85s -> 835.02s] Dude, what? I'm thirsty too, bro. I'm the water boy. I get water for everyone, including myself. Before you do that. Oh my God. What do you want? Can you hit the Dougie?
[835.31s -> 848.67s] Just, I just need, I want you to hand me the water with the dougie. What is that? Thank you. That was whack. All right. I don't know how to do that. Now, just looking at the table, I'm gonna give this a 10.
[848.67s -> 862.32s] I think this is the best product we're going to try today. I'm an old school grocery bag user. This is fire. Probably literally by far the most useful product we've had so far. So I'm going to give it...
[862.80s -> 873.14s] I'm gonna give it a 10 as well. Yeah, I feel like if you were to dribble with the blinders versus this for a day, I think you'll get better with this one, so I'm gonna give this one a nine. And I lost, so it doesn't get a 10.
[873.14s -> 884.40s] The power hands. This thing's kind of heavy. The anti-grip weighted gloves have weighted distributed across the top side of the gloves and anti-science stuff, palm side gloves.
[884.40s -> 894.86s] uh makes it more difficult to grip the ball all right so our challenge put on the gloves do 20 high dribbles 20 medium dribbles and 20 low dribbles in 60 seconds if you fail you must do 20 push-ups
[895.82s -> 909.49s] Bro, why are these hot? They're like hot and heavy. It's like the thick women of gloves. And start! Let's go!
[909.78s -> 914.51s] It wasn't as hard as it looks. I don't think these are actually that effective. Go.
[922.29s -> 927.22s] These aren't that hard. These aren't even hard at all. Go.
[934.96s -> 943.79s] I think stationary dribbles are easy with these, but I feel like if we're, if we're, yeah, like shifting. I mean, we completed the challenge.
[944.27s -> 956.03s] I feel like they were too easy. Yeah. I feel like it doesn't provide much, what's the word, like coaching. I'll be honest, I don't understand what the point of the weight is. Yeah, neither. Me neither, honestly.
[956.03s -> 969.41s] I think a weighted ball would probably do better. I give it a bad rating, honestly. Yeah, I give it a zero. I give it a two. Yeah, right now. Right here, three. All right, on to the next challenge. So this is just for strengthening your hand, so...
[969.41s -> 980.93s] Just give it a couple hand strength things. All right. So for this challenge, we're going to squeeze this 10 times all the way through. I can't even do that without. That's the heaviest one. This is like 50 pounds.
[980.93s -> 991.79s] All right, so ten times, then after that, you're gonna grip a basketball. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Okay.
[994.86s -> 1007.09s] Can you hold one forever? I mean, nah, I feel like I'm losing grip a little bit. It's coming out. What was that? 22. 22.
[1008.21s -> 1012.85s] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
[1020.91s -> 1028.05s] My grip strength is on another level. That shit looks like a cast. I feel like the ball's stuck.
[1028.78s -> 1043.15s] That's how strong you are, dude. Uh-oh. There it is. 36. 36. All right, here we go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
[1046.38s -> 1058.61s] It's not gonna go anywhere dude. That's what I thought about mine. So I started going like this. Where the fuck are our shooting utensils? We're over here gripping balls.
[1063.70s -> 1074.82s] Starting to slip. Okay. All right. My forfeit is 20 squats as I squat. Boys, give it a rating. Okay. I'm going to give this one...
[1074.82s -> 1085.58s] like a six i would give it higher but i feel like it's really not that much basketball-esque it's too difficult for you huh no i give it like a an eight grip strength i think it's more important than what people think
[1085.58s -> 1094.34s] All right, boys, we got gadget number eight. What is that? I don't know. Brass knuckles? Maybe. Hold on.
[1094.34s -> 1104.54s] Product basketball shooting trainer aid. This simple train helps you work on keeping the ball off your palm. Okay. Spreading your fingers in better ball stability.
[1104.54s -> 1118.90s] instructions slip on the training aid and go for a three-point jump shot the first person to make a three-pointer gets to silly string the other two yeah does it go all the way down this is cutting circulation it is i don't think my fingers are supposed to spread like that all right
[1118.90s -> 1133.62s] So now it's going to get to it, bro. My pinky doesn't feel good. Y'all want to count down? All right, guys. Countdown in three, two, one. Yes. Come on, man. Oh, wait.
[1134.29s -> 1141.42s] Mitchell, he's still haven't made a shot. Oh, Jesus. You guys train with this race. You know what, Mitchell?
[1142.32s -> 1156.78s] We ain't gonna stop a team, make a shot. Here you go. All right, all right. You gotta make a shot, Mitchell. You gotta make a shot, Mitchell. And defense. And defense on you. Mitchell, you gotta make a shot, Mitchell. That's not even a three-pointer. Hey, get your ass behind the three-point line.
[1157.04s -> 1160.88s] He actually made it. Good shit, bro. Here you go.
[1164.62s -> 1177.23s] I think this silly string was a better trainer than this thing. I give that a negative two. Zero, awful. Negative one. It literally felt like brass knuckles. Yeah, it hurt.
[1177.42s -> 1187.31s] All right, we're going to the next gadget. What the hell? Shot Coach is a physical tool designed to maximize a player's shooting potential by forcing the shooter's hand into the proper position.
[1187.31s -> 1196.50s] Put on the shot coach and take five tries to make a half court shot. Oh, man. Oh, does that maybe go through this part?
[1197.23s -> 1202.35s] Bro, oh here put this on this wrist attach that right there
[1205.68s -> 1217.87s] I always try to keep the black man down, bro. Why get arrested for now, man? James, go ahead and read me my rights, man. Yeah, I'm just going to say this is one of the most racist products I've ever seen.
[1218.06s -> 1227.25s] Holy shit. Wait, what is even that? What is the challenge? You get five chances at a half-court and if you make it you're safe. What?
[1234.67s -> 1245.87s] This awful y'all bro you look like a catapult Bro wait is it like impossible to shoot normal yes
[1247.60s -> 1259.41s] You know, they say Steph Curry used to practice with this. I'll shoot like Jerry Lucas, man. Oh! I think that actually hit the front.
[1260.82s -> 1275.54s] Yes, sir fuck no I'm going to get right now. I just got you to zero man trash alpha man throw away the whole idea man What?
[1279.57s -> 1286.86s] Oh my god, bro. Nice, good passes. Thank you.
[1289.33s -> 1303.66s] Horrible pass. That's the only way I can get enough power. You know when Kanye said no one man should have all that power, this is not what he meant. Okay, one more shot. Someone give me a base drop.
[1312.05s -> 1320.30s] okay this isn't just the worst basketball product ever this is the worst product who came up with the idea that's what i'm saying oh yeah this is horrible
[1325.52s -> 1338.22s] This is supposed to make your shot form look good. Look at this. That's another great self pass. It's like hitting the same spot. I'm going to scoot this way a little bit.
[1339.79s -> 1353.55s] I'm going to hit it. You make it, James. Tie. All right, we got like 15 butt workouts total, I think.
[1354.06s -> 1364.66s] Unless, oh no way. Oh, so close. We're doing 15 hip thrusts because none of us made it. Let's go boys.
[1365.33s -> 1371.79s] Boy so come on Mitchell three. What are y'all doing over there? Yo
[1373.74s -> 1385.04s] She's in trouble whoever she is 14 15 on to the next gadget My hips actually numb to that. That's every night thing for me boys. What the fuck is this?
[1385.65s -> 1394.91s] They're fingertip gloves. Yo, these are kind of lit. All right, so we got a Korean product here. Not sure if these can fit grown man hands. Okay.
[1394.91s -> 1406.16s] I don't have grown man hands. So I feel like these probably teach you to like spread your fingers and dribble with your finger pads, right? Yeah, I think it's to like help you keep the ball on the tips of your fingers. This is very outdated though.
[1406.42s -> 1420.02s] The whole not dribbling with your palms myth has been debunked so many times. If you watch the best dribblers, they all use their palms. Really? Yeah, because they let the ball slide in it. They'll use their fingers in extension, but if it's coming up high...
[1420.02s -> 1434.26s] They'll just let the ball, like, glide in their hand. Here, let's read the instructions. No, I don't think you'll be able to. I forgot. It's in Korean. Oh, motherfucker. Maybe it's for shooting, bro. What if it's not for dribbling? Because you're not supposed to have the ball... Dude!
[1434.26s -> 1436.08s] Y'all.
[1436.08s -> 1450.64s] I think it's for shooting, not dribbling. Wait, Chris, we figured it out, bro. It's actually, we don't think it's for dribbling. We think it's for shooting because when you shoot, you don't want your palm to touch the ball. This doesn't allow the ball to touch your palm. That's what I thought it was originally.
[1450.74s -> 1458.19s] So it is a shooting glove. Let me see. Oh yeah, this is weird.
[1459.18s -> 1473.94s] Oh, fuck no. That thing is trash. It's too... No, it's just like too much. Like, you don't... That's literally all fingertips. In terms of giving this one a rating for what it's intended for...
[1474.58s -> 1488.80s] Like one. Yeah. I'm going to give the basketball hand nipple a two. Yeah. I'm going to give it a two as well. They need to rebrand. Yeah. We're making them try this one. Cause this is by far the worst gadget ever created.
[1488.80s -> 1502.30s] But luckily we have a final gadget that actually looks very nice. We have, I don't know what it is yet, hold on. The never ending defender basketball training provides a simulated defender that moves intuitively with the user.
[1502.30s -> 1514.88s] Perfectly, perfectly contesting all skills being practiced. Instructions, put on the Neverending Trainer and take two shots from top of the key. For every shot that you make, give 20 burpees.
[1514.88s -> 1526.10s] To the person of your choice. Bro, we should caption this photo. Why the fuck am I here? Oh yeah, just look at the box. Yeah, this dude looks so upset. It should be on the box.
[1526.10s -> 1537.17s] Looks like he was using that thing. All right, I got to strap up. Bro, it looks like you had like a dental procedure or something. Bro, people find all types of ways to pay bills, man. I'm telling you. Bro, only in America.
[1537.17s -> 1549.49s] Alright, yeah, it's like you got a hand in your face at all times. You mean in your mouth? Yeah, yeah. Alright, so two shots from top of the key. Huh, alright.
[1552.27s -> 1560.75s] I don't like this. I feel like it throws off like... Oh, it really helps. Yeah. Mainly just because I feel like I'm going to hit it, but I know I'm not.
[1564.46s -> 1575.41s] I'm 0 for 2. This guy's good at defense. All right, better defender, Cash. I mean, you know, I'm always used to having, you know, hands in my face on top of the key, man, you know? Hotspot, man, you know?
[1579.18s -> 1589.84s] What the fuck is Kash wearing? Dude's got a baby on his fucking chest. Uncle Kash, man. I got Zach baby right here, man. Is this supposed to be like a hand in your face?
[1590.22s -> 1599.89s] Hey, distraction. Distraction. I get no tribe, man. Yeah, bro, aren't you on that side over there, bro? My fault. You can redo that. He can redo that one, guys.
[1602.13s -> 1615.60s] Hey, that bitch really is there. Excuse my language. Bro, that thing's better than Geno Wise, bro. Well, I got burpees.
[1619.73s -> 1634.54s] I made a shot. Do you want them? I got them. I don't know. I feel like Mitchell could use them. I'll take 10 of them. Do you want to split it? I'll let you split it. Can't crease the J's, y'all. Excuse me. Can't crease it, man. Alright, I'm following after you.
[1635.79s -> 1650.06s] Four. That's only four?
[1652.18s -> 1664.66s] Bro, don't make us send you back to military training. I know. I'm getting flashbacks of that. Come on!
[1667.70s -> 1669.46s] There we go
[1670.00s -> 1683.89s] Burberry's a challenger, man. All right boys, let's rate this boy. I give it a six. Give it like a five. I'm gonna give it an eight. I don't know. Of course you would, he made the shot. I feel like the thing is this is only useful if you have a like lower release.
[1683.89s -> 1695.86s] Yeah. Yeah. Mine was the flick-a-machini, whatever you want to call it. The reason why I like it, you know, because it keeps you flicked, man. You know, you always got to be flick-ready, man. So this is why it's my favorite.
[1695.86s -> 1708.46s] My favorite is the skills dribble thing because I suck at dribbling and this will help. I would say skills dribble was a close second for me, but I got to go with the flick thing. Just felt nice, you know, finally having a flick.
[1709.20s -> 1723.14s] I'm gonna keep using this. Well, it looked like they got one more gadget over there. So we're gonna try it with them Alright guys, the other team went over their favorite product. This one right here is our three We're all love this one the power hands basketball sleeve
[1723.14s -> 1731.98s] whatever you want to call it. This is our favorite. I think we all gave it 10, 10, 9. Very highly rated. But we have one more product. We're going to do that one as a group.
[1731.98s -> 1741.47s] Got a challenge to go with it. Whoever loses a challenge is going to do the worst forfeit of the day. I'm not going to a fucking pool, bro. Let's get it. All right, guys.
[1741.47s -> 1753.52s] These are like defender arms. Basically, we're going to take turns as teams trying to score on the other team. First person to three buckets wins. The other team does a forfeit. All right. All right, let's get it.
[1753.52s -> 1767.82s] All right, so I think we lost this one. Yeah, he's already a good defender. He's already seven foot. It's like Elden Ring right here. All right, I'm playing defense first.
[1767.92s -> 1775.50s] All three times. It's not there. It's not there. It's not there.
[1781.04s -> 1788.94s] Get that shit out. Not today. Not in our house. Good D. Good luck, bro. Thank you. Here, check up.
[1797.07s -> 1807.86s] It's so OP, bruh. I thought I had so much room. All right, I'm learning a lesson. Don't shoot unless there's like 10 feet of airspace. My fucking hand slipped. Punch him in the stomach.
[1816.72s -> 1827.18s] Let's go. I got it off. That's all it matters. Good defense, Chris. I'm kind of scared. I feel like I just need to run away from him.
[1841.07s -> 1848.82s] I'm gonna hack the shit out of Chris.
[1849.23s -> 1861.04s] Foul! We fucking lost. We lost, bro. We lost regardless. All right. I'm on defense now. We got one point. They still have zero. See if I can keep this clean sheet for us.
[1872.27s -> 1876.75s] Good day.
[1886.13s -> 1891.92s] That shit's scary. Punch it in the calf. Yeah, those will add your defense by like plus 20.
[1896.85s -> 1911.79s] My god, it's like Kratos man with them things on his arm That's gotta go high Oh my god off the bounce
[1912.30s -> 1919.54s] Goaltending. I could do that. Oh!
[1927.98s -> 1935.18s] Wait, that shit was in the rack. Wait, it never went out of bounds, man. No, it did, dog. It never went out. He clanked them up, put them in a rack, bro.
[1942.16s -> 1953.23s] Bro, that was what our plan against Chris was. We said, look for the Meg. That's your only hope. Damn! How did I flop there? These things are tough. Score 1-0. Our team. Let's go, Cash!
[1955.41s -> 1963.82s] Shoes time on the planet Yeah
[1966.58s -> 1978.77s] You tried to throw it up there. That was good. That was good. God damn it, Jesse. Come on. All right, I'm going to foul. Lock in. Jesus.
[1987.34s -> 1988.56s] It's one to one.
[2001.81s -> 2002.86s] Alright, check it out.
[2021.36s -> 2028.50s] I couldn't do anything. All right, one more and we win. All right, let's take out the secret weapons. Hold on, give me a breather.
[2042.22s -> 2052.59s] What the fuck was it? Did you just try to pepper spray him? What is that? Is that fart spray? No, silly stream. Bro, we've already opened two whole cans on Mitchell today. Jesus.
[2065.39s -> 2075.22s] All right, score check. 2-1. It's anyone's game. Top of the key.
[2076.50s -> 2087.50s] Oh, good release. That's a foul. Oh, I don't want to hear shit from you, Cash.
[2096.72s -> 2102.96s] It's the perception of the backwards crazy.
[2113.74s -> 2115.34s] They didn't see nothing!
[2116.56s -> 2129.20s] You got to expect it. All right, y'all. Thank you guys for watching this video. Make sure to leave a like. Subscribe. Fuck! All right, guys. Make sure you like, subscribe. Road to 2 million.
[2129.84s -> 2131.79s] Watch for the quick release, bro.
[2148.11s -> 2160.85s] Should have gathered oh My god, yes, we're using the gadgets We strapped up this game time
[2163.44s -> 2169.30s] You gonna use the finger flickers? Shake on it. Watch out Zach, he's extra lethal right now.
[2180.62s -> 2182.45s] All right, reset reset
[2193.62s -> 2199.02s] 2-1. I'm about to just end it right here. Push some P in his D.
[2210.42s -> 2214.86s] What'd I say? What'd I say? What'd I say?
[2215.44s -> 2227.70s] What do you guys have to do with 17? A fucking 17. 17. Bringing it back to high school days. We want free throw line back. Half court back. Other free throw line back.
[2227.70s -> 2233.58s] All right, make sure you guys subscribe. Road to two million. Give this a thumbs up. We'll see you guys. Hustle!
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