Harry Potter, Twilight 1. Cellphones

Well. These are little conversations me and my friend Mistrus wrote. It is a small collection that contains humour, romance, love, and many other things. We totally got bored when we wrote these. So we hope you enjoy.

P.S. These are a cross over between Twilight and Harry rated M because we are paranoid.

Enjoy!

This one is about me and Mistrus had given Severus and Lucius cellphones and they discuss the random texta they get.

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Conversation Between Lucius and Severus

LM: *sigh*

SS: Gah! What??

LM: I Miss Ashy

SS: Hmmm I wonder where they are hiding.

LM: I don't know, but this cute little thingy (cell phone) Ashy gave me says they will be back Later!

SS: You mean a Celly Phone or whatever they are called?? Vicky gave me one and showed me how to use it.

LM: Really?? *cell Phone vibrates* YAY message! *reads* AWWWW Ashy says that her and Vicky went to see the Cullen's! *growls* I don't like them!! Especially Emmett!!! He takes my Ashy Away!

SS: Is the boy that was fussing over Vicky with Draco a Cullen??? If so he Better not touchy MY Vicky!!!

LM: He is. *sigh* and that wolf Boy! Ashy says she snuggles with him when she's cold!! She rarely snuggles with ME!!!

SS: OH Suck it up Princess!!

LM: But I want to snuggle with Ashy!

SS: That boy better Keep his hands off or ill curse him!

LM: Curse Him?? If Emmett texts me one more time about Ashy's Boobs ill AVADA him!!

SS: HAHA Ash probably gave him your number deliberately AHAHAHA

LM: I know! She said we needed or have some more "manly bonding time" If I didn't love her so much I would curse her!

SS: MMMM as much as I would love to keep listening to you about Ashley I have thing to do. Good Evening Lucius.

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Well this is one of many short or long conversations. As you can see we put their initials infront to make things simple.

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	2. Score And Vicky legs!

Two random conversations that I, Mistrus, wrote on 's legs. Now that was fun!

Enjoy!

Disclaimer- We do not own harry potter or twilight. This is stictly for our own amusement.

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Conversation Draco and Blaise (from Vicky's leg)

BZ: Hey Draco

DM: what Blaise

BZ: Do you think Ashy is HOTT??

DM: of course!! But so is Vicky!

BZ: Do you think Ashy like me??

DM: yah she said your hot!!

BZ: SCORE!!!

Conversation Draco, Blaise, and Harry (from Vicky's Leg)

HP: MMMMM Vicky Legs

DM: Back off Potter!!

HP: Why Ferret??

DM: Cause she's mine!!!

HP: what makes you think so??

DM: *points at back* that!

HP: ohh. Fine I get Ashley!!

BZ: WHOA Ashy's Mine!!

HP: I don't see any marks!

BZ: SHIT!! *marks Ashley's back* There!

HP: NO FAIRRR!!!!

BZ: GO back to weaselette

HP: *mutters* Fine steal all the hot girls I hate you!!

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	3. Hott Girls

Teehee me and Mistrus put our selves at hogwarts. That was fun. Ron and Harry are poorly hitting on us.

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Disclaimer- Chapter 2

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Conversation between harry, Ron, Draco, Blaise, Ashley and Vicky

HP: Why do all the Slytherins get all the hot Girls?

RW: I dunno *stares at Ash* she`s sexxie

HP: I know! *points at Vicky* she is too!!

RW: Do you think their available?

HP: We could ask!

RW: Yes!! *walks over to Vicky* wanna go to Hogsmeade village with me?

VL: Ummmm... NOOO

HP: *taps ash on the shoulder* Hey you. Me. Hogsmeade village what you think??

AT: If that's your way of asking me out then NO.

DM: Shit Blaise!! * Watches Harry and Ron hit on Girls*

BZ: What Draco??

DM: Those two dork are hitting on our girls!

BZ: they wouldn't dare! Let's go! Ash Might hurt Potter!

DM: I don't even want to know what Vicky Would do to Weasel-bee.

BZ: Yah! But Ash must be getting creeped out by now! *walks towards the girls*

AT: no means no! I have Plans!!

HP: CHANGE THEM

AT: NO!!  
RW: Please??

VL: Piss off!!

RW: One Drink?

VL: NO!!!!!!!!!!

HP: Come On!

AT: sod off!

BZ: Hey potter, leave my girl alone!!

HP: Your girl? I don't see you mark on her!!

BZ: That's just stupid who marks their girlfriend??

DM: EH! Weasel-bee Piss off and Leave MY Vicky Be!!!!

RW: uhhh DAM FERRET!!

DM: what a comeback! You suck weasley

BZ: Piss off Potter! NOW!

HP: NOOO!

AT: Blaise sweetie I know you're trying to help but I'm a big girl let try!

BZ: Ok Love

HP: Hogsmeade village??

AT: NO!

HP: yes!

AT: NOOO!!!  
HP: YESSSS!!!!

VL: Drake get him to leave he's being Creepy!!!

DM: ok, Love

RW: uhhh, I don't like the sound of that!!

DM: Stupefy * Ron fly's backwards and runs off*

VL: Thanks, Hun!! *kisses him*

DM: MMM you taste good.

AT: NOO!!!

HP: YESS!!

AT: NOOO!!!!!!!!

BZ: I'm tired of this! Stupefy!! *Harry fly's backwards* there!! Stupid, Stubborn Boy! When Ashy says NO she means NO!!!

AT: Thanks Sweet cheeks *kisses him* No wonder I love you! Say have you seen Emmet and Lucius. For that matter what about Jake

VL: Yah! Where's Jasper? Snape? And the rest of them??

DM+BZ: UHHHHHH

** Noises from Cellar** HELP GET US OUT (rest of guys)

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	4. The Kidnapping

Well this was a supah fun convo to write. We had to actually colour code the characters to keep them straight. Well this was our longest so far. so....

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Conversation Between Harry P, Ronald W, Blaise Z, Draco M, Ashley T, and Victoria L, Jasper H, Carlisle C, Jacob B, Edward C, Emmett C, Lucius M, Severus S.

DM: Hello, Blaise.

BZ: What, Mate?

DM: They think father is hot. Whats with that?

LM: Who thinks I'm hot?

BZ: Ummmm. Draco, i don't know but its kinky.

DM: Lol. Absolutely. Oh Vicky and Ash.

LM: Vicky and Ash? Who are they?

BZ: Just some girls. And lol Totally, Draco!

VL: We are not just some girls! Besides I would prefer a threesome between Drake and Blaise.

DM: o0o0o0o0o0o! I'm up for it! What about you Blaise?

JH: No! She's mine!

AT: No! Bad Vicky!

JB: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

AT: Not now Jake!

EC: ASHY!!!! *Grabs her*

BZ: Back off and put her down!! Who are you anyway?

LM: Yah. I am totally confused.

JB: Grrrrr! Hands off Emmett! Mine!

BZ: Yours? MINE!

LM: Can't you share?

VL: Actually, She's mine. Sorry boys.

DM: Awwwww! I want to be yours!

Ed: Go away mutt!

CC: Edward that's enough.

JH: Wait. Who are you people?

AT: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Dumbledore!!!

BZ: huh?

EC: Whaaaa?

LM: I have no clue.

BZ: Ashy?

AT: Snape, Snape... What is it Blaisey?

HP: Blaisey? Hahahahaha!

BZ: Beat it Potter!

LM: I am talking to myself aren't I?

RW: Yup.

LM: Piss off Weasley!

VL: Ashy that song is over.

DM: Its a song?

VL: Yes. No Lucy we are listening to you.

DM: hahah Lucy!

JH: Vicky, who are these people?

VL: o0o0o0o0o We have Blaise, Draco, Harry, Ron, you, Jacob, Eddie, Emmett, Lucius, and me and Ash.

DM: Wow that's a lot of people.

JH: Thanks Vicky.

VL: I know, and your welcome.

AT: *Jumps on Jake* I wuv you.

JB: *laughs* I wuv you too!

BZ: Oi! Mine!

EC: No... Mine! Jake leave her alone.

RW: *pulls out wand* Eat butter, Malfoy.

LM: *ducks* Hey! Watch it Weasley!

HP: *grabs Ashley and puts her in bag* Muahahahahahahahahahahahahah! *runs away*

RW: Ack! Harry! Don't leave me here! *follows the fleeing Potter*

JB: Argh! *shifts to wolf* Grrrrrrrrrrr! *chases Potter but gets lost*

LM: What the fuck is going on?

BZ: Oi! Potter! Put her down now! *pulls out wand*

VL: Ahhhhh! Ashy!! Carlisle Help! Severus help!

SS: Who are you?

CC: What do you need?

VL: I'm Vicky! And Everyone's stealing Ash. She's in the bag! HELP!!!!!!!!

SS: Why would I help?

CC: Sorry what?

VL: Cause Harry put Ash in a bag. Jacob has gone wolf, Blaise has his wand and I don't want MY Ashy hurt!!!!!

CC: Right.

SS: Right.

VL: Save her! *faints*

JH+DM: Vicky!!

DM: I got her!

JH: Put her on the couch!

AT: *muffled yelp* Get me out!

HP: Muahahahahahahahaha! Mine now!

BZ: I can`t! If I do I might hit Ashy!

EC: Don`t hurt her! Ashy Don`t let him touch your sexxie boobies!

BZ: What?! *turns on Emmett* Stay away from her!

EC: She`s mine! Piss off!

BZ: Mine!

EC: Mine!

BZ: mine!

EC: Mi-

AT: Get me out! NOW!!!!!!!!

LM: Fine! *sticks arm out and clotheslines Harry and Ron, knocking them out then picks Ashley up bridal style.* Such a cute girl. Hey Draco. She yours?

BZ+EC: MINE!!

AT: *glares at Emmet and Blaise and kisses Lucius* His!

DM: No, she`s Vicky`s but we can`t get Vicky up.

JH: Vicky, love. Wake up. She`s out.

CC: Slap her.

DM+JH: WHAT!!!

CC: If she`s passed out. Just slap her cheek, not very hard but it should wake her up.

DM: *lightly slaps Vicky's cheek* Wake up.

VL: *groans* Who hit me?

JH: Him.

DM: Me. The Doc person said so.

VL: Oh ok. I love you Draco and you too Jasper.

DM+JH: We love you too.

AT: I love you Lucius.

BZ: But we thought you loved us!

EC: Yah!

AT: Well! You two were too busy yelling at each other to save me. But Lucius did, so I love him now. *winks at Lucius*

LM: You flatter me. *Ash kisses him* Hey Snape I have a cute girl hanging on me. Beat that!

RW+HP: Uhhhhhhh.... *Lucius kicks them both*

EM: Awwwww. I`m sorry love!

BZ: Yah me too! Sorry!

AT: Sorry doesn`t make it better!

LM: Mmmmm. You smell good. Hahahah Snape! I win!

VL: Lucy! Bring me Ashy! I want Ashy!

DM: But what about me?

JH: And me!

VL: Severus bring me to Ashy? Please.

SS: Yes Mistress.

VL: hehehe Good boy!

SS: I have a sexxie woman in my arms! So I beat you!

JH: Hey! She`s mine!

DM: Is not!... Mine!

JH: Mine!

VL: Oh Stop!

AT: But Vicky! I want Lucy!

LM: Hmmmm, Hearing you say that really turns me on. *smirks* On second thought Snape. She is totally gorgeous.

AT: *giggles* Draco your dad is supah sexxie! *grabs Vicky`s hand* My peoples!!!!!

BZ+EC: Yay!!!

JH+DM+VL: YAY!

VL: Our Peoples!

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	5. Boy Toys!

lol. Here's convo five. Hope you like.

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HP: Hey Ron! There's Ashley! Lets be total prats to her!

RW: Uhhhhhhhh….. Sounds good.

HP *sighs* Ron. You are an idiot. *runs and stops Ashley* Where's your prat of a boyfriend? Slytherin ain't he?

AT: Blaise may be a Slytherin but he's not a prat. Besides he's not my boyfriend. He's my boy toy.

RW+HP: Boy toy?

AT: Yes boy toy.

HP: What's that?

RW: How's it different from a boyfriend?

AT: *giggles* A boy toy is part of a bigger thing. Blaise is just one of a giant group of my boy toys. A boyfriend is for one boy only. I have several.

HP: So you're a…

RW: Slut?

AT: No! Heavens no! I just like my boys.

HP: But that still makes you a slut.

RW: Yah.

AT: No. It doesn't. It means I have several boys that I have equally. There is no whoring around.

HP: So that's why you refuse to date me.

AT: Got it in one! Good for you. Now if you will excuse me.

RW: *stops her* Wait one second. What about Vicky?

AT: Same goes for her.

BZ: Love? They bothering you?

AT: No Blaisey. They just had some questions.

BZ: About what?

AT: About boy toys and boyfriends.

BZ: Okay. *turns to Ron and Harry* you can leave now.

RW: Okay. *walks away*

HP: No. I want to be her boy toy.

VL: Sorry. Won't happen. She already has Emmett, Jacob, Lucius, and Blaise. No room.

HP: Lucius?

AT: Yah. Is there a problem?

HP: You mean Lucius _Malfoy_?

AT: Yes. That's the one. Sides Vicky has Severus.

HP: Severus!!!!

VL: Yes. No need to yell.

HP: But that's just wrong!

DM: What's wrong?

HP: The fact that Ashley is with Lucius and Vicky is with Severus.

DM: Yah I know!

HP: Doesn't… wait. You do?

DM: Yah! Having to share Vicky with any one is wrong!

VL" Hey! *lightly smacks Draco's arm*

BZ: Yah and Sharing Ashy. Is something I don't want to do, but she refuses to give up the rest of her boy toys.

AT: They are MY boy Toys Blaise. If I want to keep them then it's up to me... Not you!!!

HP: you two are Jealous that you have to share with Lucius and Snape??

DM+BZ: WEEEELLLLL

BZ: you see..

DM: Technically they aren't

BZ: with Snape and Lucius

DM: they are with all-

BZ: of us!!

VL+AT: good boys!!

HP: you guys are sick!!

VL: hey just because you and Weasley can't be a boy toy

AT: Doesn't mean you can be a prat about it!!

BZ+DM: YAHHHH

BZ: leave our girls alone!

DM: our girls??

BZ: yah,, you can share right??

DM: I guess so!!

BZ: Good Now!!!

DM+BZ: BEAT IT POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

AT: Awwwww love you boys!!

VL: me two!!!

AT: see Harry. Love isn't for just one person. You need to spread it out through lots of people!!!

VL: that's what makes all the difference!!

DM: that's what-

BZ: changes the world!!

HP: Yah I just feel the love!!*runs off with a horrified expression*

AT: Messing with Harry's mind?

DM+BZ+RW: CHECK!!!

BZ: what are you doing Weasley??

DM: yah??

RW: ummm… Hermione kicked my ass when I told her I wanted to be her Boy Toy. then Neville cured me and Harry knocked me over!!

ZT: WOW

VL: Bad day

RW: yah!!

DM: ok

BZ: soooooo

AT: we should go

VL: yaaahhhhhh

BZ+DM: Bye Weasley!!

VL: yah see you later

AT: adios *everyone runs away*

RW: sniffles* why does everyone hate me??

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	6. Draco's Egg!

Here's convo 6.

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VL: Draco baby? What are you doing? *stares at him*

DM: Laying an egg. *looks constipated*

BZ: WTF man?

DM: Snape said I could.

AT: Why?

VL: You can't lay eggs.

DM: But I want a mini Draco.

VL: Hahah, oh Draco. There is other ways for that, sweetie. *winks suggestively*

BZ+AT: *laughing their asses off*

DM: What did I miss?

AT: Nothing, Drake?

SS: Mr. Malfoy. What do you think you are doing?

DM: Laying and egg. For a mini Draco.

VL+AT: *starts giggling*

SS: Errr, What?

DM: Laying an egg.

SS: Why?

DM: To get a mini Draco.

SS: Again. Why?

DM: You said I could.

SS: No I did not.

DM: Oh then who did?

VL+BZ+AT: *can't stop laughing*

DM: Guys!

SS: It seems it was your friends

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	7. Hypothetically Pregnant

lol Here's convo 6. Hope you like.

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VL: Okay you are probally wondering what we called you here for

DM: you could say that?

BZ: yah what's going on?

EC+JB+LM+SS+JH+CC: yah whets going on??

AT: okay this is a hypothetical situation!

VL: what would you do if we told you we where pregnant??

DM: I would be totally happy!

BZ: me two man!!

EC: oh yah!!

JB: totally

LM: lovely*eye roll*

SS: Great *looks at Lucius with wide eyed MOCK horror*

JH: really?

CC: awesome

AT: but what if we told you we didn't know who the father is? It could be anyone of in this room, hypothetically speaking of course

……..

VL: are they shell shocked??

AT: I dunno.. GUYS?? SWEETIES??

DM:what?

BZ: you got pregnant and it could be anyone

EC: This is just great!! Why do I get myself even mixed into these things

LM: well that is an interesting development. Right Snape?

SS: Yes, rather odd!

JH: I won't share!!  
CC: Are you positive??

VL: we are absolutely positive!!

AT: we have no clue, hypothetically speaking.

JB: we could wait and see. Then get a blood test!!

BZ: great idea!!

DM: way to think Black

LM: we could share!!

SS: I wouldn't mind.

LM: I mean we share Ashy and Vicky. Why can't we share the kids??

VL: what if hypothetically..

AT: We are going to have twins..

VL: triplets for Ashy, though hypothetically!!!

DM: WHAT!!!  
LM: well that leaves us with 5 kids and 8 possible fathers

SS: I like to share.

JB: that totally sucks

JH: don't say that Jake! You could be a father!!

JB: yay….

DM: we could share like dad said.

BZ: ya we could!

EC: *glares at Lucius* I don't want to share

DM: neither do I!!!!

BZ: same here!!!

AT: what is I told you the babies could be Potters or Weasleys??  
VL: in a hypothetical sense!!

DM: Get an abortion!!  
BZ: It could solve the whole problem

DM: all in favour??  
ALL THE BOYS: YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BZ: the yes's have it. Get an abortion!

AT: hypothetically Speaking

AT+VL: NO!!!!!!

DM: no to what?

VL: no to the abortion!  
AT: no to the Weasley and Potter!!

VL: No for my twins!!  
AT: No for my triplets!!

VL: no for not knowing the dad's!!

AT: and no for being Pregnant!!!

VL: we should run!! *looks around* we have about 3 seconds

AT: *grabs Vicky's hand* YESS!!! RUN!!!

VL: *screams and runs away* WE STILL LOVE YOU!!!!

AT: even though you hypothetically voted to kill our hypothetical babies!!

ALL THE BOYS: GIRLSSS!!!!!!!!!!

LM: knew it.

SS: Same. Did they??

LM: you know it. Besides the look on their faces!

SS: Priceless!!

LM: you know it.

SS: Should we help??

LM: I suppose so. But the boys wouldn't hurt then!!

SS: yah wrapped around their little fingers

LM: you know.. I think we are too!!

SS: * sigh* yah I guess

LM: They are Sweet , Sexxie, innocent women!

SS: Not so innocent, they would be great slytherins

LM: I know. Could you imagine the trouble they could cause!

SS: you know.. we could always give them a time out!!

LM: *smirks* That we could. Or for that matter a spanking!

SS: Kinky!!

LM: you can't tell me you haven't thought about it!!

SS: you are right, they do need a good spanking!!

LM: Shall we??

SS: Yes!! *both get up and join the Chase*

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	8. Mummy

Here's convo 8.

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VL: Ashy my love. How are you?

AT: Great Vicky, dearest. Have you seen Severus's wand?

VL: Yes!

AT: Where? Was it in his classroom.

VL: Nope! In his pants…. On the floor… by the bed…

AT: Well? Where was it? …… waittttt…. We aren't talking about the same wand! You're sick!

VL: Haha. I found Lucius's wand too. MMMM and yesterday I found Draco's…

AT: You stay away from Blaise's! I was only asking because Severus lost his. SO he asked me to find it for him….. Waittttt. He was _hitting_ on me!!!

VL: No duh. LOL

AT: Keep Snapey away from me! And stay away from my boys. I don't feel like sharing! Besides I feel like dumping a few of them. Their childish arguments are getting annoying.

VL: Hehe. Why would you want to get rid of a few and which ones? Besides Boy toys are _Fucking_ sweet!! I want my Draky. =(

AT: Screw your Draky! I want my Blaisey! And my Lucy! T_T I wouldn't mind Jakey either. I want to snuggle with at least one of them. Wait! Now I want Emmy-poo!. No I want all my boys. Not dropping any!!!!

VL: My Draco Rocks the world! Your so jealous of my Draco. Bitch. Hahahaha you gryffindork. You wanna snuggle? Go find Booby Boy!!!

AT: Ewwwwww! No I fucking hate Booby boy! I wish Kelton was here. He was comfy. I bet her would snuggle. And no I am not jealous of you and Draco. Your just upset because if I marry Lucius then Draco would be my son and by proxy you would be my daughter-in-law. I prefer you call me mummy.

VL: Go shove it up your ass "Mummy" o0o0o0o0 I walked in on Sev and Luc. Man that was hottt!

AT: Only you. Man you are bitchy, aren't you?

VL: Yup. Lol

AT: Hey Blaisy!

BZ: Hello love. I missed you!

AT: Snuggle with me!

BZ: Okay. *snuggles*

VL: Draky I wanna snuggle too!!!

DM: Yes darling. *snuggle*

VL: Yay!

DM: Love ya babe.

AT: MMMM Blaisy, you warm. *cuddles next to chest* You keep me toasty warm. Not like Jakey-poo, but close enough.

BZ: Can you not bring up the others when we are snuggling? It makes me feel weird.

AT: Why? Don't like to share?

BZ: Nope. I want you all to myself.

VL: Poor baby. Remember she's Dillion's too and firstly.

DM: So is my baby…. Why do I have to share?

VL: Cause I said so… and I love you all the same so don't try that, you love me more, shit.

DM: Yes "Mom"

VL: That better have been sarcastic.

DM: It was.

AT: Hey Draco. I could be your mommy!

BZ: *thinks for a second then laughs* Hey she could!

AT: You can call me mummy!

DM: No way!

VL: Nice Ashes. Really into the mummy thing, hey?

DM: Oh wow. Lol that's kinda sick.

AT: Oh piss off Malfoy! *storms off*

BZ: Dammit Draco! Ashy wait! *runs after Ash*

DM: Bye bye "Mummy" hahahahahaha

VL: Bye bye Ashy my love!

AT: Shut the fuck up Malfory!!

BZ: Ashy! Please! I hate seeing you like this!

AT: Bye Vicky dearest! Oh and go away Blaise.

BZ: Shit Malfoy! Do you always have to ruin moments? *leaves after Ash Apperates*

DM: Dam. Lol

VL: Oh good going, Drake.

DM: What?

VL: Piss off Ashes much?

DM: Didn't mean to. You mad?

VL: hehehe Never! Love ya.

DM: Yay! Love you too!

**In Malfoy manor**

AT: Lucy?

LM: Yes, sweetie?

AT: Draco was being a prat! I didn't want to be with Blaise. And Emmy and Jakey are gone for the week and I really missed you! *hugs*

LM: Its okay Darling. I'll talk to Draco. Until then. *pulls her to chair and sits down, pulling her into his lap.* Lets sit for a bit.

AT: Sounds good. *buries her face in the crook of his neck* You smell good. Like lemons and Evergreens. Very you.

LM: *laughs* Thanks. You smell good too. You smell like you though. Just you. Nothing else could have your scent.

VL: Ashy you there? *looking for Ash*

DM: Why would she be here? Its my manor.

VL: *eyeroll* Your father, love.

DM: Oh right.

VL: Lucius… Ashy. Hellooooooo.

AT: Groans* I don't want to talk to them right now. Vicky dearest I can live with but I am still mad at Draco!

LM: Okay, love. I'll talk to him.

AT: Don't be angry with him, Lucy. He was just being a boy.

LM: But I don't act like that.

AT: *giggles* That's because you, sir, are a man.

LM: Oh I see. *laughs

DM: Father, Ashley… Hello?

VL: o0o0o0 if Ash is hurt or missing I swear to god Malfoy I will hurt you!

DM: What! Why me?

VL: Because you, mister, are the one being mean to my Ashy… ASHY *yells again and hits Draco*

DM: Owww! What the fuck?

VL: *hits him again* Find! *hit* my! *hit* Ashy! *hit* *hit*

DM: Ow! Father!... Ashley! Help!

LM: Should we help?

AT: Probably. *snuggles closer* But make him come here. You are too comfy. No moving.

LM: *kisses her forehead* No problem, love. DRACO!! We are in the library!

AT: MMMMM Thanks…. *wraps arm around his neck and kisses jaw*

LM: *smirks* Should we lock the door for a few minutes?

AT: *giggles* Nah. You can wait for a few minutes.

LM: So why did you come to me instead of the rest of your boy toys?

AT: *smiles brightly* I wanted my, Lucy. And this would be the last place some one would look for me.

LM: Aaaaah. I see. Well I'm glad you did. I missed you.

AT: Do you miss Cissy lots?

LM: *sigh* Sometimes but you chase the loneliness away. You are always happy and full of energy. The complete opposite of me and Cissy.

AT: I guess opposites attract. *nuzzles neck and gives it a nip*

LM: *chuckles* I guess they do. *kisses her softly*

VL: Draco. Find her!

**hears yell**

DM: I did.

VL: Cheater… lets go.

DM: Okay. Just, please don't hit me anymore.

VL: Maybe. Man how weird would it be if Ashy married Lucius?

DM: Gah! Weird! One of my best friends would be my step-mother!!!

VL: Hehe. It would only be that way for you… Me and everyone else would be safe.

DM: Unless I marry you. Hahaha then she would be your mother-in-law.

VL: Hmmm. I guess.

**Arrives at library**

LM: *Busy snogging Ash on the chair when he hears the door open* We have company.

AT: *pouts* We should have locked the door!

LM: I told you!

AT: *kisses* I know.

LM: Draco? Come here please.

AT: Go easy on him.

VL: Oh Ashy your okay! Oh you are _so_ lucky Drake!

DM: Yay! And yes I know.

VL: *runs over to Lucius and Ashy* Oh how are you? Drake can be such and asshole.

DM: Hey!!

VL: Oh shut up!.

DM: *grumbles*

AT: Buried face in Lucius's neck, nibbling slightly. He groans* Hey Vicky Dearest.

LM: So Draco. I heard you were being a prat to my Ashy.

VL: Hey! She's MY Ashy! And he was.

DM: Hey aren't you on my side!

VL: No!

DM: Oh. Why not?

VL: Cause I want Ashy to marry Lucy. Hehe. Then I can call him daddy *laughs*

DM: Oh sick.

VL: You know it!

DM: Evil woman.

VL: Shut up now. *gives Draco n evil glare* Or else.

DM: Yes ma'm. *looks slightly scared*

VL: *smiles* Good boy.

LM: You haven't told me what possessed you to be a prat to mine and Vicky's *gives Vicky a look that says, Happy now.* Ashy.

VL: No! She's only mine. *stomps her foot childishly*

DM: As was trying to get me to call her mummy… I told her that was sick and ya.

VL: But he said it meanly.

DM: *looks at Vicky* Would you stop? You're supposed to be on my side.

VL: Am not!

LM: Do you have a problem with Ashy being your mother? If that were to ever happen. It might or it might not.

AT: Oh Lucy. Please calm down. I was only doing it to bug him but I guess he took it the wrong way.

LM: Still. He shouldn't have been that rude. Well Draco?

DM: Evil Vicky!

VL: Hey what did I have to do with it?

DM: Being friends with a Gryffindor.

VL: Soooo. She's awesome and that house rivalry is stupid.

DM: Still.

LM: *is mad* DRACO!!! ANSWER ME GOD DAMMIT!

AT: Calm down Lucy! Please!

DM: I gave you an answer… Evil Vicky. I mean what kind of Slytherin is friends with a gryffindork?

VL: Me! That's who! *smacks him*

LM: What's wrong with Gryffindors? I am quite pleased with this one. *gives Ash a squeeze and she squeals*

AT: *giggles* Blaisey likes me. You're the weird one Draco.

DM: How I love a Slytherin and my Slytherin stayed in her house. Me, Severus, Blake and him. *points at Lucius*

VL: So I find only Slytherins to be my toys. Cept Lucy. I just think he's hot. LOL! I think boys from other houses are hot too!

AT: Piss off Draco! If you remember I was supposed to be a Slytherin but the sorting hat said I was too nice. So he stuck me in Gryffindor!

LM: Draco stop being a prat! Do you want to get grounded?

VL: Oh wow! You get grounded, Drake!

DM: *grumbles and turns around and stomps out of the library*

VL: Jeez. PMS-ing much?

LM: *laughs* Just like me when I was that age.

AT: But I bet you were cuter! *pokes his nose playfully* I prefer you to Draco though. You are Wayyyy sexier!

LM: *kisses Ash hard* Stop flattering me! *laughs and looks at Vicky* I think Draco needs to have you kiss his bruised ego better. Up for it?

VL: No! He was making fun of me!

AT: I guess he will have to suck it up. The big whiney baby. *evil smirk that looks a lot like a Malfoy one*

LM: *laughs loudly* There's that Slytherin showing! I knew you had some in you!

VL: Hehe.. She's really sneaky but only I knew that.

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	9. Road Trip

Convo 12

Disclaimer- chapter 2

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Coversation Between :: Victoria L, Ashley T, Jasper H, Emmet C, Jacob B, Carlisle C, Edward M and Bella C.

VL: Finally!

AT: We made it!

VL: Totally! That car ride was Killer!

AT: I know..Who knew Forks was so far?

VL: The boys better be gratefull!

AT: YA! I cant wait 2 see my boys!

VL: OH i know! i miss Carlisle and Jasper.

AT: Its stupid that jake lives so far from their place.

VL: I feel ya sister! well were here.

BC: *opens door* GAWD! its you 2! Fick cant you just go away? couple of gawd dam

home wreakers!

VL: whoa Isabella! language! oh and get over it!

BC: Get over it! dont you tell me 2 get over it! you tramps stole the Cullen men!

AT: GAWD! Esme and carlisle had driftes apart, and Alice and Rose had Left Jasper and

Emmett already!

BC: only cause you came along.

VL: NO! Alice left with Devin withers, Esme is happy with Charlie!, Rose was gone with Paul, Get over the fact that they came to us 2 fix their broken hearts!

BC: Thats not how it happened! you came and stole them...Eddie the Sluts are back!

AT: Sluts? Piss off Isabella before i hurt you!

BC: lets see you try!

At: theres worse things in this world then sparkling Vampires!

BC: haha no there isnt. we are the worst. being a vampire is the top! Nothing is

stronger!...Nothing is Faster!

VL: *smiles Evily* oh Really?

*Both girls temperaroly let their wovles take control* ( Amber Eyes, Long Teeth and claws)

AT: there are worse things around you.

EM: Hey Girls! Bella stop calling them Sluts!

BC: Did you kow they are WereWolves?

EM: Really? No wonder Jakes likes Ashley so much then!

VL: So can we come in?

EM: yes!

BC: no!

*Edward glares at Bella*

EM: Come In! Dont mind Bella.. Shes just cranky since Alice wont talk 2 her... something

about growing up...

AT: Oh no prob! are they here?

EM: they went hunting a few days ago will be home later today...

VL: do u mind if we crash here?

EM: *laughs* ya go ahead... Ash want me 2 call Jake?

BC: NO she has Emmett she doesdnt need my Jakey 2!

Em: Your Jakey *cold Stare* Bella I think you should go home... Ill talk to you later!

AT: Go ahead and call him.. I miss my space heater. Bliasey and Lucy just dont make the

cut in that department!

EM: I dont kow how you 2 do it.. managing guys a peice.

AT+VL: Four

VL: four a peice

EM:*laughs* you 2! please come in and sit down..

VL: mmmk

an hour later

JB: I got a call that my Ash was here! Is she?

AT: * jumps jacob* Jakey! I MIssed You!

Vl: arent they Cute Eddie?

EM: sickeningly

VL: *nudges Edward* Come ON!

EM: *sighs and laughs* Your right their adorable!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later

CC: EDWARD WERE HOME!

JH: hey i smell something... and its familiar!

EC: Yah it smells human... Ashley!

CC+JH: VICKY!

AT+VL: hey boys!

VL; how was the trip?

JH: good. Found enough to eat

CC: ya and Emmett only hurt himself Twice *smiles and Laughs*

AT: OH my poor baby! *hugs Emmett*

EC: ya i tripped off a cliff. but i still mantain that Jasper pussed me!

JH: did not! you just happened 2 bounce off my hands *smiles evily*

AT: Jasper you better not have hurt one of my boys...

VL: Easy Ash Jasper... Carlisle i missed yous guys so mcuh! *kisses them both*

CC: wasnt Bella here? *Ash and Vicky Glare* *carlisle sighs* what happened?

EM: Bella was being Bella *sighs and stands up*

AT: Bella was being a Bitch!

JB: Ashley thats not nice!

VL: who cares its true she was down right rude!

JH: i know she must have been in a bad mood..

AT: NO KIDDING!

EM: well Bella is waiting at home... so Ill see you guys later.

JH+JB: See ya later

CC+AT+VL: Bye Edward

EC: Piece out Eddie!

AT: *hugs Jake and Emmett* come on you 2 i want 2 snuggle!

JB: sounds good.

EC: im down with that! *Ashey pulls them upstairs*

VL: Letts cuddle on the couch while you tell me all about your trip.

JH: Good.. it was perfect. nice and relaxing.

CC: yah.


	10. Male Bonding Pt 1

Here's Convo 9

Disclaimer- chapter 2

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Conversation Between: Lucius M and Emmett C. (text Messages)

haha i have Ashy 2 myself!

*EmmyBear*

stop texting me!

-Lucy-

Ashy says we need 2 bond... soooo lets bond! =)

*EmmyBear*

No im not gonna listen 2 you. and stop texting me about my Ashes Boobs!

-Lucy-

what they are nice boobs.

*EmmyBear*

NO! NO MORE!

-Lucy-

lol i is curled up with Ashy but Jake is here =(

*EmmyBear*

that has 2 suck... i always get Ashy 2 myself Bliase respects out time. =p

-Lucy-

Dude! that sucks Jake is always here when Ash shows up..

*EmmyBear*

lol thats funnie cause you guys are tempature opposites. lol Hot n cold.

-Lucy-

oh totally. but Ashley says it feels "cool"

*EmmyBear*

lol was that pun intended?

-Lucy-

most definatley YES!

*EmmyBear*

so hows she doing?

-Lucy-

oh great. we snuggles for a bit then played around the house and went for a walk.

she got tired and fell asleep so we put her 2 bed.

*EmmyBear*

oh. Let me guess you laying next 2 her texting me?

-Lucy-

U know me all 2 well.. Jakes here 2 but he fell asleep 2 lol

*EmmyBear*

lol no doubt she even runs me ragged!

-Lucy-

I know if i was human im pretty sure i would be dead lol shes everywhere.

*EmmyBear*

thats our little ball of energy.

-Lucy-

yah she is.

*EmmyBear*

totally... and were bonding...Great

-Lucy-

oh.. we are... well what can i say she brings out the best in us..

*EmmyBear*

that she does.

-Lucy-


	11. Male Bonding pt2

Convo 10 Everybody

Disclaimer- chapter 2

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Conversation Between: Jasper H, Victoria L and Severus S. (TEXTS)

Hey Sevy poo! its Vicky!

~Jazz Man~

Hello My Dear.

*Sevy Poo*

Add this # !

~Jazz Man~

Why? I already have your # ?

*Sevy Poo*

Just do it mister!

~Jazz Man~

Yes Dear

*Sevy Poo*

Good boy

~Jazz Man~

might i ask whos # this is?

*Sevy Poo*

Jazzy Poos.. jeez Sev read the signature! lol =p

~Jazz Man~

No I will not save his #

*Sevy Poo*

Please! you guys need 2 bond! Ash has Em and Lucy Bonding!

~Jazz Man~

gah women why me?

*Sevy Poo*

because you love me ... Please?

~Jazz Man~

gah Fine women

*Sevy Poo*

yay! thank you Sweety! =D

~Jazz Man~

your Welcome i guess...

*Sevy Poo*

BYE?

~Jazz Man~

oh bye!

*Sevy Poo*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later

erm Hello...

~Jazz Man~

Is this Vicky? or Jasper?

*Sevy Poo*

Jasper..

~Jazz Man~

oh.. why are you texting me?

*Sevy Poo*

cause Vicky is making me.. Sorry :(

~Jazz Man~

Oh do you know why?

*Sevy Poo*

something about Bonding...

~Jazz Man~

Sigh that women makes me crazy!... besides whats with you signature?

*Sevy Poo*

Vicky Decided I needed one and wont let me change it or get ride of it..

~Jazz Man~

lol ya no suprise there..

*Sevy Poo*

besides yours isnt any better! let me guess Vicky?

~Jazz Man~

lol ya...

*Sevy Poo*

Severus Snape U shut up!

~Jazz Man~

Sorry man. she stole my phone!

~Jazz Man~

Severus Snape and Jasper Whitlock if you dont stop dissig my Signatures youll both be in TROUBLE!

{~WolfWomen~}

yes love.

*Sevy Poo*

yes baby.

~Jazz Man~

Good Boys! =D

{~WolfWomen~}


	12. Scardy Snape

Disclaimer- chapter 2

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Conversation Between:: Ashley T, Victoria L, Lucius M and Severus S.

VL: Sexxie Dahlins we have arrived!

SS: i can tell

AT: Ph dont be Sore Severus.

LM: Ash My dear ignore him..

AT: oh Lucius leave him be.. he doesnt know any betterits how he is daily...

LM: haha your right love.

SS: oh haha

AT+VL: *giggles*

SS: Its not funny.

VL: your right its hilarious babe.

LM: encredible.

AT: what?

LM: how they act together.

AT: Idiot!

SS: Lucius shut up.

VL: Severus behave... or else.

SS: You my dear are only half my size... what would you do?

AT+LM: uh oh!

VL: Severus snape beware *eyes become ember*

SS: why?

VL: you just angered a wolf.

SS: right.

VL: I swear to god *nails grow*

LM:Severus apologize before you die.

AT: oh Vicky just ignore him.

VL: I am I just wanted to scare him.

SS: ... Well you didnt!

VL: Sure thats why i can Smell your Fear.

AT: Oh shes right! MMMMM Delisious! *Drools*

VL: Yes SO Intoxicating.

AT: MMMM VERY!

SS: so ash is a wolf 2?

LM: apperently so..

AT: hmm i wonder what else is intoxicating sbout severus?

VL: hey back off! hes MINE!

AT: i know but still

VL: MINE

LM: ok ok girls calm down!

VL+AT: GRRRR

LM+SS: *backs away scard*


	13. Releasing the Hounds

Convo 11 =D ENJOY!

Disclaimer- chapter 2

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Conversation Between:: Ashley T, Victoria L, Draco M, Bliase Z, Severus S and Lucius M.

AT: *sighs* This is Totally corny! i mean werewolves dont talk do that!

VL: YA! I mean we arent Blood thirsty monsters! Were... Nice

BZ:Really? why dont you show us?

DM: Yah! ive never seen your wolf.

LM: Hey Ash. Tell me again why im in love with a gryffindor werewolf?

AT: *giggles* Because im cute and sweet *pokes his nose playfully* and because im irresistible.

LM: *mock growls* your right

SS: Get a room.

VL: oh Sevy *kisses Sev* *draco and Blaise Groan*

LM: hmm Blaise and Draco are Right... I want 2 see your wolf

AT: i guess *sighs* vicky?

VL: ya come on you 2 * grabs Severus and Dracos Hands*

AT: Come on loves *lucius groans as Ash pulls him 2 his feet. Bliase just chuckle and kisses her cheeks.

* All walked out of Snape Manor*

VL:You guys are in for a treat.

At: only Jake has ever seen mine.

VL: ya Carlisle for me... he was curious..

BZ: Really?

DM: is that so?

VL: in a strickly medical Sense of course.

LM: OKay.. now lets see.

AT: *sighs* so impatient.. you ready Vicky?

VL: as ready as ill ever be.

SS: lets see it then.

*they start changing* * Ember eyes watch they boys closely*

*hands changed in 2 claws* * Skin shedds into Fur*

Soon 2 wolves stood in front of the shocked boys.. One wolf was pure white with a black spot over her one eye (Ashy) and the other black with a white spot over her eye(vicky)

LM: Sexxie

SS: yes! Very!

BZ: Hmmm.. Their cute

DM: Yes super Sexxie and super Awesome!

AT: *Snarls* VL: *laughs*

LM: Vicious 2! Huh loveÉ

AT+VL: *looks at them and Tilts heads*

LM: i relize now why your with me.. haha your unique

AT: *Wolfy Grin*

SS: It seems that they both survived. Vicky is the black one and Ashley is the white one.

AT: *growls and Turns back* Happy now?

BZ+LM+DM: YES!

VL: *gives an eyeroll* What o u think?

BZ: Sexxie

LM: conpletly Unique

AT: i love you both! You know that?

LM: yah

BZ: but its good 2 hear..

AT : *kisses their cheeks* THANX!

VL: Well?

SS: we love you 2 * eyes roll* you know that.

VL: ya but its good 2 hear.


	14. GirlTime

Disclaimer- chapter 2

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Conversation Between Victoria L, Ashley T, Pansy P, Ginny W, Luna L,

VL: Ashy, Why do we have so many boy toys?

AT: Cause it's so fun!

VL: lol totally true!

PP: Well hello girly's!

AT+VL: Hey Pans

PP: Whatcha doing?

AT: Talking about our boy toys

PP: Oh fun! Lol

VL: It is

GW: Gah! Slut alerts!

PP: Piss off Weaslette

GW: Why would I?

AT: Cause if you don't we'll kick your stupid lil' blood traitor ass.

PP: What a poor child.

VL: Hahaha Literally!

PP: I know hey?

GW: Stupid bitches… I may be poor but at least I have class!

PP+VL+AT: Haha! You think you have class? That's so wrong! You're totally the broom of

Hogwarts.

VL: I mean the only boys you haven't fucked would be the ELITE Slytherins

GW: Haha ya right!

AT: Wow is that all you come up with? …Pathetic bitch.

*Three girls walk away laughing*

VL: Gah what a fucking idiot.

AT: I know… I mean. AHHHHHH! I have to share a HOUSE with her.

PP: I know you poor dahlin

VL: Let's go sit by the big tree!

PP: The one by the lake?

VL: Mmmmm ya.

AT: Sweet, let's go.

*Sits at tree*

PP: So, Hogsmeade this weekend.

VL: I know… we should go together.

AT: Absolutely

LL: Hello, Ashley, Vicky, and Pansy.

VL: Hello Luna.

AT: Hey Luu

PP: Hi Lovegood

LL: What are you three doing?

VL: Talking about Hogsmeade! You?

LL: Oh. I'm looking for Hagrid. He said he would tell me where this rare plant is!

AT: Oh what type?

LL: Grass.

PP: Huh?

LL: Limbus grass. It's very pretty and smells like flowers.

AT: Really.

VL: Kool.

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	15. Bumble Bee

Disclaimer- chapter 2

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Conversation Between:: Ashley T, Jacob B

JB: Well, Bumblebee. We are here.

AT: AWWW! Jakey! You brought me to La Push! So What are we going to do?

JB: I think a picnic, then swimming, then you can sleep over. It's not often I get you to myself.

AT: Oh Jakey! If you were to ask I could make it so we could have some "Just Jacob and Ashley" Time. I'm sure Emmett wouldn't mind.

JB: Yes he would.

AT: Yah, but what I say goes.

JB: True enough.

AT: *Sigh* I know this whole relationship thing may seem weird to you.

JB: Just a bit. *raises eyebrow*

AT: Hush. But I just want you to know that even though I have four boys, that I can't possibly choose between any of you. I love you all very much. It would be like me asking me if you liked twinkies better than oreos . You love them both, I wouldn't make you choose.

JB: *Small smile and squeezes her hand gently* I would rather have one fourth of you, that none of you. And if you can love all of us, even when we are being doorknobs, then I think I can love you even though you have three others in your life.

AT: Awwww! Jakey, that's so sweet. I love each of you for little things. I don't love you because you have something the others don't. I love you because you are you. Not because you have something Emmett doesn't. I love this Jake. *Smiles at him* This will be a wonderful trip. I just know it.

JB: You are so sweet you may just give me cavities.

AT: *nudges* Well you so corny that… wait. I can't think of one.

JB: *Laughs* You are one of a kind, Ashy. One of a kind.

AT: So Are you! Out of all my boys you are different… well all of them are different but that's besides the point. But I love you.

JB: You are one in a million.

AT: Not one of a million?

JB: Never. You are my bumble bee.


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