Naruto, Total Drama series 1. Island: Campers, Tag, and Sharks!

**Hello, my pen name is Mumei Mu.**

**This is my first fanfiction story and I decided to do a Naruto-Total Drama crossover to see how it turns out.**

**I tried my best to keep some characters IC but it's possible that some will be OOC. I also try to cram two episodes in one chapter with a new challenge. Some will following the cannon or not.**

**I want everyone to know that English is my third languages and I'm deaf so I may make a lot of grammar errors, since I still have problems with past, present, and future tense, which is common among deaf people. Plus I may get some of accents wrong and I would appreciate it if some people point some out and let me know what I should fix.**

**I would be thankful if you help me out with some tips since I don't have beta (No idea what it is) at all. I also admit that I'm not a good writer but we all know that's how some good writer start out with first fanfiction story. I tried my best, guys.**

**I will talk more about the reasons why I changed a lot of things about Total Drama at the end of the chapter.**

"Total" – Talking

'Drama' – Thinking

"_Island!" – Flashback_

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama, or anything that is mentioned in this fanfic.**

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**First Chapter: The Island: The Campers, Tag, and Sharks!**

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"_My little Naru-chan…I want you to…listen to me…Okay?" A red-haired boy nodded with a sniffle as he looks up to redhead woman in bed, "Please protect your precious ones…Be kind to everyone you meet…and most important thing…I want you to promise me that…"_

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"Naruto! Wake up, idiot!" He can feel someone shaking him roughly, "GET UP NOW!"

"Ugh, I'm up, I'm up." Naruto yawned before turning his head to his best friend, "Heat-chan, are we almost there?"

"Yeah…" There was a pause, "AND DON'T CALL ME HEAT-CHAN!"

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**(The Total Drama Island)**

At the dock, a man in his mid-thirty smiled at the camera with a grin, "Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawankwa! I'm your host, Chris McLean." He paused to let it sink in before speak up, "Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!"

Chris walks down the dock as if he was on a stroll, "Here's a deal, 23 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp." He halts his stroll in front of the camp sign, "They'll compete in challengers against each other then have to face the judgments of their fellow campers." Chris paused for a bit, "Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch of their team member walk down the dock of shame and take a ride on the loser ship, never come back...Ever!" He grinned, gesturing at the dock.

**(Campfire site)**

"Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies," Chris thumbed at the campfire site, "Where all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." He grabbed a stick with marshmallow and take a bite before tosses it away, "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune," Chris pulls a treasure crest out of nowhere before whispered to the camera with a light chuckle, "Let's face it, they will blow it off in a week or so."

**(Dock)**

Chris returned to the dock, "Every moment will be caught on one of hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on…" He takes a deep breath as he pointed at the camera with a grin, "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

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**Theme song**

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The intern behind camera gave Chris a signal, "Welcome back to Total Drama Island." He beamed, "All right, it's time to meet our vic…cough, eh, I mean campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort," Chris chuckled, "So if they seem to be pissed off, that's probably why." As if it was on a cue, the ship just pulled up as Chris turn to face the first camper with his infamous grin, "What's up, Beth!"

The farmer girl suddenly tackles Chris with a squeal, causing him to give her a weird look, "It's so incredulous to meet you!" Beth blinked, "Wow, you're much short in real life."

"Uh…Thanks?" Chris muttered with raised eyebrow before glancing to see a giant Jamaican walking up to him with duffle bags and greeted him, "DJ."

"Yo, Chris McLean. How's it going?" DJ gave Chris a high five before glancing at the scene, "Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?" DJ asked the host, only to hear him confirming that it was the right place, "Hmm…Look a lot different on form…" He muttered, carrying his bags to other side of dock while glancing around.

"Hey, Gwen." The goth girl sighed.

"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen jerked her head at the rundown cabins.

Chris chuckled, "Oh, yeah! By the way, my crib is this trailer with A.C."

"I didn't sign up for that!" She growled.

"Actually, you did." Chris smirked, proudly presenting the contact before Gwen grabbed it and tore it in half, "…Good thing about lawyer is…that they make a lot of copies." Gwen growled again before picks up her bags.

"I'm not staying here!"

"You sure? That mean you have to swim back since your boat just left." There was sound of boat honking as it left the island.

"Great…" Gwen muttered with sarcasm as other boat pull up with a cowboy in pink shirt doing some kind of dance before he flipped off the boat.

"Wassup, Chris. It's an honor to meet you, man!" The cowboy greeted with fistbump.

"Geoff-ster! Welcome to the island, man!"

Geoff grinned, "Thank, man!"

"If they say 'man' one more time, I'm gonna puke." Gwen whispered to DJ and Beth, earning some concern looks from them.

Chris looks at the dock again before introducing the new camper to other campers, "Everyone, that is Lindsay." The blonde bombshell waved to everyone with a smile, "Not too shabby, eh?" Chris whispered to the camera as Lindsay walk up to Chris.

"You look so familiar!" Lindsay pointed at Chris as he grins at her.

"I'm Chris McLean." She blinked and stares at him with quizzical expression on her face, "…The host of this show?"

"Oh, that's where I know you from."

"Um…Yeah…" Chris blinked with dumbfounded expression on his face as he stares at Lindsay walk to the group before muttering something about not bright. He turns around to see two teenagers stepped on the dock, "Heather and Naruto. The queen bee and her childhood friend!"

Heather scoffed as she shoves Chris out of her way, "This idiot is not my childhood friend!"

"Look like she's on a warpath, hehehe." Chris smirked as he turns to Naruto, looking over him.

He stand at 5'8 feet and wearing an orange t-shirt with red spiral on his chest and a blue jean over orange sneakers, which must be customized since Chris was sure that there was no orange sneakers to his knowledge but what make him stand out was his spiky shoulder-length crimson hair, azure blue eyes and three lines on his cheeks like whiskers. Chris noticed that there was some kind of necklace on his neck but it was hiding under his shirt.

"Yeah, it's how Heat-chan is, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, rubbing his head as he pick up his orange duffle bags.

'This guy must really love orange' was what everyone besides Heather thinking as they look at him.

"Hope you will be on same team because I would hate to see what would happens between you two." Chris snickered, 'which I plan to do, hehehe.' Naruto blinks as he takes a glance at Chris before shrugging.

"I guess so." He walks up to the group, take a notice that the farmer ran up to Heather and spitting something to her, "Hajimemashite." Naruto gave everyone a widened grin.

"Huh? Um…" DJ scratched his head, glancing at other campers. He was kind of great that he was not only one confusing about his greeting.

"Ah, I mean nice to meet you. Sorry, sometime my Japanese would slip up." Naruto chuckled.

"Oh, no worry, man." Geoff grinned at Naruto. The red-haired teenager was about to say something but a loud music cut him off as everyone look at the source to see a punk standing on top of the speaker before leap off the boat.

"Duncan, dude." Chris greeted the punk.

"I. Don't. Like. Surprises…" Duncan threatened with a scowl, palmed his fist.

"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man." Chris chuckled, "He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you send back to juvie."

Duncan shrugged, rolling his eyes, "Okay then." He picks up his bag and wink at Heather, "Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous."

"Ewww, I'll rather date the idiot." Heather thumbed at Naruto.

"Really, Heat-chan?" Naruto blinked at her.

"oh ye…HELL NO!" Heather snarled as Naruto chuckled at her, "I'm calling my parents now, Chris! You can't make me stay here!" Chris grinned as he pull out the contact and wave it around, meaning that she can't leave any time until it's about elimination.

The ship shows up, pulling a skiing jock in red jumpsuit, "Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!" The said jock waved to everyone with one hand but it caused him to have a wipeout and flew over the group's heads before landed into the suitcases. Everyone winced as they watch a suitcase flew into the air before splashing into the water, soaking Heather in process, "Wicked wipeout!" Chris shouted to the jock before Tyler gives a thumb up from under the piles.

"Hey, buddy, you alright?" Naruto pulled Tyler out, getting a nod and smile from the jock. The host chuckled at the slight of soaking Heather before a heavy breath cut him off, glancing right behind him to see a nerd with some kind of keyboard.

"Um…Welcome to camp, Harold." Chris grinned while thinking that he was creepy for breathing so hard on his neck, who would do that…beside some of his fangirls. Harold stares blankly at Chris. That nerd is really starting to creeping him out.

"Um…what's he looking at?" Beth asked the campers, only to get shrugs and a few shivers. Chris hopes that Harold was not checking him out.

"You mean this show is at this crappy summer camp and not on some big stage?" Harold questioned Chris, a nod was his reply, "YES! That's more favorable to my mad skills."

"…I hope one of his skills is not jerking off in random place…" Naruto muttered lowly, gaining some chuckle from the campers.

"And now contestant number ten, Trent!" The host nods to the musician.

"Wish it was nine," whispered Trent, "Hey, Chris, just saw you on that figure-skating show. Nice work."

"Thank! I know I rock this show!" Chris boasted as they pound fists.

"I saw that." Beth inputted, "One of the guys dropped his partner on her head and they got immunity this week."

"Lucky! I wish I was dropped on my head." Harold said, earning a raised eyebrow from Naruto.

"Don't you have a plenty of these drops when you were a baby?" He smirked.

"Hey…" Harold sighed at Naruto before receiving a pat on back from the redhead.

"Sorry, Harold, I can't resist it."

"It's okay, I just walked into this one, I guess." Harold sighed again as Trent take his place next to Gwen before smile at her, causing the goth girl to turn away from him.

"Hey what's up?" Naruto blinked before look up to see a surfer girl walk up to Chris with her board…Wait…Is that orange on her board?!

"All right! Our surfer chick, Bridgette, is here."

"Yeah, nice board…" Duncan scoffed, "It aren't Malibu, honey."

"I thought we were going to be at beach." Bridgette asked.

Chris points at the polluted beach with a grin, "We are!"

"Oh, poor seagull." Naruto stares at the seagull that somehow get stuck with plastic soda holders before the water pull the bird away from the beach.

"Great…" Bridgette seems to be disappointed after seeing the polluted beach before bend down to pick up her bag, unawake that she just hit the host in head with her board.

"Ow, darn it! That hurt!" Chris groaned, rubbing his sore head. 'I hope it doesn't bruise. My poor pretty face…'

"Hi, I'm Geoff!" Geoff greeted Bridgette with eagerness in his tone as Bridgette turn to him, swinging the board. It was lucky that the boys duck under it.

"Watch the board!" Harold whined.

"Hi, I'm Beth!" The farmer waved as the campers ducks again.

"You really have an awesome board." Naruto chuckled, it was kind of fun to see everyone ducking under Bridgette's board and she never even noticed.

"Thank." Bridgette smiled, "I also like your dyed hair." Naruto blinked before rubbing his head with chuckle.

"Actually, it's my natural color…" As soon as he said that, everyone blinked before turn to him.

"Seriously? I never have ever seen an Asian with natural crimson hair." Gwen raised one of her eyebrows, DJ nods his head behind the goth girl.

"It's true. He got it from his mother." Heather deadpanned. She is starting to get tired of telling people that Naruto's red hair is natural.

"Well, I still think it's awesome." Bridgette smirked at Naruto.

"I agree with her!" Lindsay waves her hand in air.

"Ok, now we met the surfer girl and confirmed Naruto's natural color…Can we please get on with the show!" Heather growled, squeezing the water out of her hair.

"Did someone miss their double cappuccino macchiato this morning?" Duncan smirked as Harold snickered.

"Yeah, she did. Kind of my fault…" Duncan slowly turns to Naruto with widened eyes.

"Seriously? I was joking...wow…"

"…Idiot…Stop telling them things!" Heather growled, holding up her hands as if she wants to strangle someone's neck.

"Our…" The host winced as he touch his head, he just missed something that the campers was talking and he hope that someone got it on camera, what if it was a drama! "Our next camper is Noah."

"You got my memo about my allergies?" The bookworm asked the host.

"I'm sure someone did." He already got it but he tosses it in the trash can just before the show.

"Wonderful…" Noah said sarcastically, "Is that where we will stay at?"

"No, it's your mother's place and we're throwing a party." Duncan palmed his fist. Unnoticed to everyone, Naruto was about to say something, only to end up getting slap upside the head by Heather.

"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Did you do it yourself?" Noah deadpanned before Duncan grabs his lips with his hand.

"Yeah, you want one?"

"No thank…Can I have my lips back, please?" Duncan released him with a grin, "Thank…"

"What's up, y'all! Leshawna's in the house!" Everyone look up to see a black teenager waving at them and they can hear Harold gasping at her. "Hey baby, how you do?" She give Chris a high five, "Feel free to quit now and save yourselves troubles." She teased the campers as the campers chuckled at her jokes, "Give me some sugars, brother!" Leshawna raised her hand to DJ as he reply back with high five.

"I've never seen a girl like you in my life before!" Harold bubbled.

"Excuse me?"

"You're real big and loud!"

"What did you just said to me?"

"I'll get the shovel." Naruto whispered to Noah, the bookworm smirked as everyone winced at Leshawna yelling at Harold before Bridgette and DJ hold Leshawna back.

'Hehehe, we got a drama going on.' Chris chuckled, rubbing his hands. He can smell the paychecks coming in but he better stop them since they were going to waste the time and save drama for later. "SETTLE DOWN, CAMPERS! SAVE IT FOR LATER!" The host shouted at them, Leshawna huffed as she glared at Harold while fixing herself up.

Chris walks up to two new campers in matching clothes, "Ladies! Katie, Sadie! Welcome to your new home for eight weeks!"

"Oh, my gosh! Look! It's a summer camp!" Katie gushed to Sadie.

"I always wanted to go to summer camp!"

"EEEEEEEEEE!"

"…Which one are Katie and Sadie?" Naruto asked Trent.

"…I'm not sure…" He responded with a shrug.

Chris rubbed his head before noticing the homeschooled farmer, "Ezekiel! What's up, man?"

"I think I see a bird, eh." Trent snickered as everyone look at Ezekiel with puzzled expression.

"Um…Dude, I know you're homeschooled whole your life and don't get out much…but please don't say too much, okay?" Ezekiel nodded with smile. 'For the first time, I worry about a teenager.'

"That's just…um…wow?" Gwen shook her head, dumbfounded.

"Cody! The Code-ster!" Cody flashed his gap grin as they high-fived.

"Psyche to be here, man!" He strolls up to the female campers, "I see the ladies have already arrived." He winked at them and everyone rolled their eyes. Cody turns around to say something to Leshawna but the sassy girl placed her finger on his lips.

"Save it, short stuff." Cody grinned at her before taking his place.

"Eva! Nice to see you here!" The bodybuilder girl ignored her host and walk up to the camper with scowl. Cody decided to give her a high five, only to get her bag on his feet as he yelped.

"What's inside? Dumbbells?" He whined.

"Yes."

"…You really like to work out?" Naruto blinks, watching Cody hopping on one foot.

"Yes."

"…Woman of few words?"

"Yes."

Duncan glances to DJ, "She's all yours."

"WOOO-HOOOOO!" Everyone jumped at the booming voice and turn to see the large teenager, "Chris, what's happening, buddy!" He giggled to himself, "That is so awesome! WOO-HOOO!"

"Owen, welcome!" The host greeted before he was grabbed into a bear hug.

"SO AWESOME TO BE HERE, MAN!" Owen tightened his hug, "Yeah, man, that is just so…" Owen paused, trying to figure out what to say.

"Awesome?" Gwen smiled at him.

"YES! Awesome! WOO-HOOO! Are you going to be on my team?"

"Oh, I sure hope so." Gwen muttered with sarcasm tone, rolling her eyes.

"WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"…This guy is cool." Naruto grinned.

"Are you almost done?" Chris stared at Owen before the large boy put him back on ground, "Just in time to see Courtney." He pointed at the ship with the said girl who was waving at the group.

"Thank you." Courtney take Chris's hand and step down before make her way to the group, "Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all."

"Nice to meet you, I'm Owen!" He grabbed Courtney's hand and shakes it in his excitement.

"It's also nice to meet you, O…wow…" She trailed out, dropping her jaw at the upcoming camper. Everyone was in awe because the camper was really handsome that he would pass as a supermodel.

"This is Justin." Chris introduced him to the group, "Just to let you know, we just pick you based on your look."

Justin smirked at him, "I can live with that."

"I like your pant!" Owen pointed at Justin's jean.

"Thanks."

"Because they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that?"

"Um…No, just had them for a while."

"Oh…" Owen facepalm, "Stupid…"

"Hey, everyone! Izzy!" Naruto blinks, she have orange hair…is it dyed or natural?

"Hi, Chris!" She waved before slipped off the ship and hit her chin on the dock.

"Ouch! That's bad wipeout!" Tyler laughed and Courtney ran up to her but Naruto beat her there and pick Izzy up.

"You're alright?" Naruto asked, watching Izzy shook her head.

"Yeah, that felt so good…besides hitting my chin."

"I'll say, maybe you'll get a bruise or not." Courtney said as Izzy grinned at them.

"So that is summer camp? Do you have papier-mâché here or lunch?"

"That is good call! We need lunch!" Owen perked at the mention of foods.

"First thing, we have to get a group photo for a promo." Chris chuckled, "Everyone on the end of this dock!" With that, the campers gather at the end of dock and take their positions, Naruto stand right next to Heather with good guy pose. The host leap on the ship with camera, "Okay, one…two…Whoops, forget the lens cap. Now hold that pose…Hang on, card filled!"

"Oh come on!" Leshawna muttered, "My face is starting to freeze."

"Everyone say, 'Wawanakwa'!"

"Wawanaka…WHOA!" Everyone cried out as the dock break down, sending them into the water, "Okay, guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10."

**(Campfire)**

"That is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks." Chris waved at the scene, "The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, competition, and maybe even your friends." The campers glance at each other, "You dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting vote off will win 100,000 bucks."

"Excuse me," Duncan smirked, "What will the sleeping arrangements will be, because I'd like to request a bunk under her?" He thumbed at Heather.

Heather gasped in disgust, "They're not co-ed, are they?"

"No." The host shook his head, "Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Good thing since he's not your type." Naruto chuckled, ruffling Heather's head. The queen bee slapped his hand away, "Idiot, don't mess with my hair! We're on nationwide show!"

"Gomen, gomen." Naruto grinned, rubbing his head.

"Excuse me, Kyle?" Lindsay raised her hand, "Can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest?"

"Yeah but that's not really how it works here…" Chris sighed, "And it's Chris."

"But I have to be with Sadie or I'll die!"

"Yeah and I'll break out in hive! It's true!"

"That cannot be happening." Gwen groaned before Owen grabs her and Tyler in headlock, "Aw come on, guys. It'll be fun! Like sleepover!"

"I agree with big fella." Naruto chuckled, patting Owen's back, "Well beside the sleepover part…."

"At least you don't have to sleep next to him," Tyler whispered to Gwen, nodding to Duncan holding a deer in headlock as he grinding his fist on the head.

"Hmm, originally I was going to split you in two teams but we have odd number of campers so guess what?" All of the campers shake their heads in synchronize, "We are going to have a challenge right now! One of you will get instant elimination, which would even up the numbers of campers!"

"WHAT!" Everyone cried before Courtney stands up with scowl, "But we just got here!"

"Too bad!" He singsong, "Now for our first challenge, it's going to be…" Chris pulls out a black ball behind his back, the competitors can see that there was some kind of timer on the top of the ball. "Paint bomb tag! The rules are similar…The person who hold this ball is the 'it'," He toss the ball up and down, "there will be no tag-backs, the new 'it' have to freeze for ten seconds, there are no safe zones…With me so far?" The host paused to make sure that everyone understands, "As you see, this ball have a timer, which is the exact number of time limit and it will exploded at the end and the loser will be cover in paint. The eliminated camper will have to walk down the dock of shame, no shower at all!"

"No shower?" Beth gulped, that would be so humiliated to go out on the first day like that.

"So…Anyone want to be it?" Chris wiggled his eyebrows, "By the way, it is one hour time limit."

No one said anything unless someone speak up, "I'll do it!"

"Thank, Naruto. I'm glad that you step up." The ball soared over everyone's head and landed in the redhead's hands, "Push the button on the timer to start the game on my command…"

"Got it, dattebayo."

"Get ready…" The campers scrambled, "Set…" Naruto smirked, his finger hover over the button, "TAG!"

**Timer: One hour**

"Can't wait to see someone gets a new coat of paint." Naruto laughed, walked off to find the hiding campers. He decided to check out the boathouse since it's close to the campfire, maybe some of campers would be there.

**(Tyler)**

The jock was emptying the large box before diving into the box, placing the lid over his head, leaving a small gap. "The game is so mine." Tyler laughed, only to cut off as the lid lifted to reveal Naruto staring back at him.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…H-H-How…"

"Boathouse was close…that and you were laughing so loud…" Naruto handed the ball to Tyler before taking off, "Sorry buddy."

"It's cool, man." The jock sighed as he rubbing his chin, try to figure out which place to check out for any hiders.

**(Harold)**

The nerd decided to take a refuge in a bathroom, using one of the stall. 'This is a perfect spot, no one would find me here.' Harold snickered to himself before the stall door opened, "ACK!" The person turns out to be Duncan and Harold was kind of relived that he doesn't have the ball with him.

Duncan smirked at him, "Well, well…That's not a bad spot, mind giving it to me?" Harold crossed his arms with narrowed eyes, "No way, Duncan! Go find another place, gosh!" The punk's smirk become a grin before he grab Harold's collar and pull him up close, nose to nose.

"Want to reconsider it?" Duncan holds up his fist.

"Um…Yeah, hehehe." Harold chuckled nervously before Duncan toss him out of the stall, slamming the door on Harold's back. "Gosh, that was my spot in first place…" He sighed before run out of the bathroom to find another hiding spot.

**Timer: 52 minutes**

Tyler gulped as he glances at the timer, running up to one of the cabins. Early, he saw one of the campers rushed into the cabin before chose the boathouse and he hope that the camper was still there. As soon as the jock gets closer to the door, he tripped on the step and barreled into the door, slammed upon the floor.

"Ouch! That'll leave a mark!" Tyler groaned before look up to see concerning DJ, "Are you alright?" The giant asked, only to get a ball. He blinked once, twice, and third time before groaned, "Oh man…" The jock gets up with another groan before run off while shouting his apology to DJ.

"Hey, why did Tyler take off?" Harold muttered, checking inside the cabin only to see DJ with ball. "Um…Never mind…" The nerd quickly disappeared before DJ has any chance to tag him.

**(Izzy)**

Izzy humming, swinging her legs as she scanned the ground from her seat in the tree. She blinked, notice a redhead, Naruto, start to climb up a tree in front of her. Izzy grabbed the vine and grinned before swing into his tree.

"Huh?" Naruto blinks as he felt something flew past his head before look up to see a hand reaching out to him and pull him up. "WHOA!"

"Hehehe, hiya!" Izzy giggled.

"O-O-Oh, Izzy, right?" The crazy girl nodded and Naruto grinned at her, "You scared me. Thank for the help."

"No problem." Izzy stared at him, making him little uncomfortable. He rubbed his head for a while before Izzy speak up, "Are your whiskers tattoo or scar?"

"Oh, nah. It's my birthmarks, something that my kaa…" Izzy's hand on his cheek cut him off, start to rubbing them and the result was something that makes Izzy more excited.

"You just…" Naruto swatted her hand away lightly with red face.

"NO, I DIDN'T PURR AT ALL!" He purred again before hold her back, "D-D-DON'T!"

She kept giggling and attempting to rub them again.

**(Duncan)**

The punk scowled as he scanned the area, juggling the ball in his hand. The next time he see that dweeb, he'll give him a piece of his mind, meaning his fist. Somehow DJ managed to tag Harold after a while then this nerd just come back to his hiding spot and tagged him. It really took him aback, gave Harold a chance to run off before Duncan think of hit him.

"Ugh, that sucks…" He growled, tightening his grip on the ball.

**Timer: 41 minutes**

**(Gwen)**

Somewhere in the woods, Gwen was crouching inside a bush. She sighed before stiffen as she hear a sound of footsteps getting closing. 'Who would it be? It or…?' Slowly the goth peek out and sighed, it was just this blonde girl, Lindsay if she recall. "Shall I just tell her that she kept running in a circle?" Gwen whispered to herself before shrugged, "Nah, I'm sure she would figure it out."

She was wrong and has to watch Lindsay run around for the rest of time.

**(Duncan)**

"See ya!" Duncan chuckled, walk away from the new it.

"Wonderful, I'm so happy that I'm it now." The bookworm shot back, glared at Duncan's back as he retreated to whatever he come from. Maybe he won't have decided to hide behind that boulder to read his book. Noah sighed before wandering around, taking his time and making plans in his head. If he decides to wait until the last minute and hand it to someone, this person will be out right away because of no tag-back rule and he have a lot of time to kill, according to the timer…After a another glance, correction, he have to find someone soon.

**Timer: 29 minutes**

**(Cody and Trent)**

The duo was hiding right behind the Arts and Crafts Center building and was chatting about music and what kind they enjoy.

"Really? Never pegged you for a fan of classical music. No offense, Cody."

"Yeah, it's okay. I really never understand why everyone would ever think that I'm into electronic music, it's not this good."

**(Heather)**

The queen bee was filing her nails without any worries. She was sitting on top of the sink in the communal bathroom and glance at the door to make sure that it's still locked, what if someone have skill to pick a lock like Naruto always does when he pull some of pranks.

'Ugh, the idiot better not get himself kick off.' She blows her hair up, 'I need him for the alliance since he's more useful than anyone here.' She snapped out of her thought at the sound of doorknob jiggled.

"Hey, let me in!" Heather raised her eyebrow at the voice, it sound like that fatty before resuming her filing. "…Awwww…" Heather blinked, "I'm it now? But I'm so bad at it!" Oh, did that fatty get tag by someone? Oh well…

Outside the bathroom, Owen pouting as Noah pats his back.

"If it helps, I noticed some campers hiding over there in the main camp, where the cafeteria would be." Noah offered, feeling little bad for Owen since it seems that he is nice guy.

"…Thank, little buddy!" The loveable oaf give Noah a bearhug before rush toward the cafeteria.

"Ugh…I think my ribs just cracked a little…" The bookworm groaned, Owen really don't know his strength at all...Noah rolls his eyes, again everyone on this island are living example of stereotype.

**(Bridgette, Eva, Courtney, and Ezekiel)**

The girls growled at Ezekiel as Eva grabbed Ezekiel's neck.

"What did you just said?!" The reason why the girls were mad at Ezekiel right now is because he just made some sexist comment and it doesn't sit well with them. "Tell me what did you just said!"

"I just said that it's good that you have me protecting you since girls are weak, eh." Eva growled, "Pa said that I have to watch out for the girls since they need a lot of help, eh." Courtney joined Eva, "Plus, boys are smarter than girls so we have to help you a lot…" Bridgette growled as she open the door.

"Toss him out…" The surfer gritted her teeth and Eva smirked before throw him out, slamming the door as Ezekiel skidded on the ground before stop in front of someone's feet. Slowly, he looks up to see Owen with the ball.

"Um…Sorry…" The oaf chuckle nervously as he placed the ball in Ezekiel's hand before darting off as if a devil was chasing him…Why is he screaming? The homeschooled boy takes a good look at the timer and widened his eyes.

**Timer: 10 seconds**

A flashback went off in his head.

=line=

_Chris tossed the ball up and down, "The new 'it' have to freeze for ten seconds…"_

=line=

Suddenly everything was in slow motion…Ezekiel gulp slowly

**9…**

Owen kept screaming as he run.

**8…**

The girls in the cafeteria duck under the table…

**7…**

Heather checks her nails for any dirt, ignoring the scream of the campers…

**6…**

Chris takes a sip out of his coconut drink as he smiled, watching the scene unfolded with his binocular…

**5…**

DJ peeked out of the cabin with Leshawna and Beth before duck back inside…

**4…**

Gwen gives another sigh, feeling a little bad that she don't tell Lindsay that she was still running in circle.

**3…**

Ezekiel takes a deep breath…

**(Naruto)**

"Hmm, did you hear it?" Geoff and Justin turn to Naruto with puzzling expression, "I swear it sound like someone screaming, did the paint bomb just…"

**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!**

They dropped their jaws, watching a huge pillar of multicolored paint shot up in air in the distance before it splash back.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…AWESOME, DATTABAYO!" Naruto laughed, drawing their attention before joining him in laughter.

* * *

"My, my…" Chris shakes his head, "Ezekiel, only if you don't say anything, you won't be out of the game but you just did." Ezekiel sighed, attempting to wipe the paint off his face.

"Service him right." Courtney muttered, crossing her arms in front.

"Now, since it is instant elimination challenge and you lost…that mean you have to take a walk down the dock of shame!"

"Can't I take a shower before I go, eh?"

"Ye….Noooooo." Chris drawled, "Don't want you to track paints all over my island and why would you waste a good coat." He snickered, earning another sigh from the prairie boy.

**(Dock of Shame)**

Ezekiel sighed in dejection as he walk up to the boat and take his seat. Everyone watch the ship take off and disappear into the horizon.

**(Campfire)**

"Was it fun for you guys? Did you just have a taste of the challenge?" Chris asked the campers and speaks up as he pulls up a clipboard, "Don't answer! Now we're gonna to spilt you into two team since we have even numbers now."

"Idiot, if we're on same team, you better be in alliance with me." Heather whispered to Naruto, "Don't worry, Heat-chan." She nodded before snarled silently, realizing that he just call her with nickname.

"If I call your name out, go stand over there." Chris gesturing at the right side of the campfire before calls them out, "Gwen, Noah, Leshawna, Heather, Geoff, Harold, Lindsay, Beth, Trent, Sadie, and Izzy."

Everyone stand up, never noticed that Heather's eyes widened. The host did not call idiot's name, which mean he's on the other team.

"You are officially known as…" He paused, swipe his hand in air as if he was posting something, "The Screaming Gophers!"

"It's so…Amazing, gosh!" Harold grinned as he takes a look at their green flag.

"Wait, what about Katie?" Sadie gasped in horror but Chris ignored her.

"The rest of you, over here." He pointed at his left and calls them out by their names, "Bridgette, Justin, Naruto, Eva, DJ, Duncan, Tyler, Courtney, Katie, Owen, and Cody." He waited as the rest take their place.

"But Sadie is a Gopher! I want to be Gopher!" Katie cried.

"There, there. Katie, is it? Come on." Country escorts Katie to their group, "It'll be okay."

"It is so unfair!" Katie sobbed, "I'll miss you, Sadie!"

"I miss you too!" They must be really close, Naruto guessed, it was kind of same with Heather but knowing her, she will never admit it at all because she have her pride or something like that.

Chris toss them a red flag, "You guys will officially be known as…" Owen grabs it and unfurled it, "The Killer Bass!"

"Wooo-hooo! I'm a Bass!" Owen cheered, grabs everyone in a group bear hug with a huge grin on his face.

Naruto blinked, "Um…Did you give us red flag on purpose since I have red hair?"

"…Nah, just a coincidence…" Somehow Naruto don't believe Chris because his eyes just shifting side to side, "All right, campers! I'm not sure if I already told you that but you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during the competition and confession…" Everyone blinks, confession?

* * *

**(Confession)**

"You'll also be able to share your innermost thoughts or make video diaries any time you want to." Chris grinned at the camera inside the outhouse as the flies flew around him, "Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest."

_***Static***_

"Um, okay…" Gwen deadpanned, "So far this sucks."

_***Static***_

"I don't get it…" Linday stand in front of camera with her back facing it, "Where's the camera guy?"

_***Static***_

"Um…Honestly, I'm not really in for money." Naruto lick his lips and scratching his head, "Heat-chan kind of forced me to sign up and well, I also have my reason for coming here."

_***Static***_

Somehow a duck was putting on a pink lipstick and quacks at the camera.

_***Static***_

"Hey guys, check that out. I have something important to say" Owen placed his hands on his hip before farted loudly. He giggled to himself.

* * *

"All right, any questions?" One of them raised their hand, "No? Cool. Let's find your cabins." The host clapped his hands, lending them to the cabins.

**(Cabins)**

"Gophers, you're in east cabin." Chris point at the east cabin, "Bass, you're in the west. Grab your stuff and settle in!" The teams walk to their cabins as Chris watches them.

After entering the male side of cabin, Naruto take a good look around before walk to one of the bunk beds at the back of the room before asking his male teammates, "Who's going to bunk with me and which one would you like?"

"Hmm, is it cool with you if I take the bottom?" DJ asked with gentle smile and Naruto nodded as he tossed his bags on top bed.

"Hai, it's cool with me…DJ, right?"

"That's right, Na…Naruto, did I say it right?" The gentle giant find it little harder to say his name since it's something that he never heard it before and worried that he may get it wrong but his concern was erased after Naruto give him a nod with grin.

"Want to talk to guys, getting know each other since we're going to see each other a lot?" DJ agreed with Naruto after placing his bags on his bed. As soon as they walk out to talk to the teammates, Naruto turn his head around before asking, "Um…Where's this little guy, Cody?"

"Aaaaahhhh!" Cody flew past them before landed on the ground with a thump.

"…Geek decided to hit on chicks in Gophers' cabin…He just walked inside their room…" Duncan chortled, watching Cody pick himself up.

Courtney was about to say something but a loud cry cut her off before everyone glanced to see Lindsay wailing for some reasons.

"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. You know what I mean?" Owen chuckled as the boys starting to give him a look, "I-I-I mean no, I didn't mean like that!" He stammered, "I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep near them...No, I…I…I mean…"

"Riiiiight…" Duncan rolled his eyes.

"Excuse me, Chris." Geoff shouts out to the host with a wave, "Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?"

"You're all sixteen," Chris look little nervous for some reason, "As old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp." He grinned, "So other than myself, you'll be unsupervised."

"Actually, we are…Isn't that what cameras are for?" Naruto raised his eyebrow and Chris muttered something about wiseass.

"Anyway, you've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge starting now." Chris turns around and went to the main lodge to talk to his co-worker and get things ready. It wasn't long enough until Lindsay screamed in terror within the Gophers cabin, startled everyone before they take a look inside to see her standing on the chair, pointing at a roach scurrying around.

"Oh man, that white girl can scream." Leshawna said before the roach crawl toward DJ, draw an unmanly scream. He jumped into one of the bunk bed and breaks it by accident.

"That was my bed…" Gwen deadpanned, can't believe it. It's official, the universe must hate her right now. The rest of campers stomp around, trying to kill the bug before Naruto quickly catch it in his hands and smiled at the roach.

"Come on, guys, don't be cruel to little fella." He lightly pets the bug's back, "Poor guy was just curious, I'll release him outside."

"B-B-But it's gross!" Beth shivered.

"Maybe but it is alive. Let me know if you find any bugs, I'll just catch and release them outside." Naruto smiled, walk outside and put the roach on ground gently. "Here you go, fella." The roach crawled off his hand before turn around, everyone blinks as it rub its shell on his hand with a purring before ran away.

"…Did this roach just purred?" Noah blinks, he know that bugs don't purring at all…What the hell is that? Naruto chuckled before look to see Duncan with ax, it would be overkill if he doesn't get roach in time.

"Sorry, bud, maybe next time." He chuckled, patting Duncan's shoulder as he walk back to his cabin to unpack his stuffs. Duncan shrugged, he doesn't mind it as long as he has to keep this sweet ax that he stole…borrowed…found…ok, he just stole it.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"Listen up, I serve it three times a day," The chef shouted at the teenagers, early Chris introduced the camper to Chef Hatchet and some of campers was little afraid of him. Chef roared at them, "And you'll eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your asses down now!"

"E-E-Excuse me," Beth stuttered, "Will we be getting all the major food groups?"

Chef ignored them as he scooped the foods into their tray before Harold speak up, "Yeah, 'cause I get hypoglycemic real bad," Chef's eyes twitched once, "If I don't get enough sugar…"

"You get a lot of shut the heck up!" The chef roared in Harold's face, send him running to the table in fear. Why does he have to cook for the damned kids, they kept whining about his foods!

Owen whispered to Noah with smirk, "Have a cow."

"What was that?" Chef snarled and beckoning him over, "Come closer, fat boy. I can't hear you."

"Um…I didn't really say anything important." Owen nervously chuckled, grabbing his tray. It's better to have something to eat than nothing.

"I'm sure you didn't…" Chef growled before ordering Noah, "And you scrawny kid. Give me your plate!" He dropped another scoop of food, only to have it jump back in his scooper. He growled, whacked it down before Noah walk off with weird look at his food.

'That's impossible…food can't be sentient…can they?' Noah gulped, he swear that the food just growled at him.

"Next!" Naruto take his tray and give Chef a cheesy grin. The cooker dropped the foods into the redhead's plate.

"Thank, Chef!"

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Finally! Someone with respect!" Chef grunted, crossing his arms. "Do you know how rare it is to find a teenager who actually respect and eat my foods without making any complains about my cooking?" He sighed, rolled his eyes.

* * *

"I think my food just moved…" Gwen stared at her food before Chef mashed it with blank look on his face, "…Right…"

Meanwhile, the Killer Bass team stares at Naruto eating his foods without hesitation, hell, Owen really hesitated to take a bite out of the mystery meat. He blinks, finally noticing their widened eyes and asked, "What? Do I have something on my face?"

"Aren't you worried about eating those foods?" Cody poked his food with fork, only to have it eat the fork, "…Um…Nope!"

Naruto chuckled and grinned at them, "Nah, they're really good! I really like it!" He takes another bite, ignoring the faces of his teammates turn little green. How the hell does he like it?

"I guess he don't have taste bud…" Courtney muttered before their host walk inside the main lodge.

"Welcome to main lodge." The host smirked, placing his arms behind.

"Yo, my man." Geoff look up from his tray, "Can we order a pizza?" A cleaver flew past Geoff's head and cut into the doorway above Chris's head. "WHOA! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool!" The party boy cried as Chef growled, causing most of campers cower.

Chris chuckled, "Your next challenge begins in one hour."

"Another one? But we just had one early!" Leshawna stood up.

"So…?" Chris smirked before turn on his heels and walk out.

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Katie whined.

DJ placed his hand on her shoulder, "Don't worry, I'm sure it won't be bad. Maybe it's going to be a relaxing challenge."

* * *

The teams found themselves on top of a tallest cliff that loom over the lake. "Oh, fuck!" No one know who said it but it was good thing that there will be editor to censor the cussing out. Chris really wishes that they would leave it there but nooo, the producers want it to be PG.

"Today's challenge is three-fold." Chris clapped his hands to get their attention, "Your first task is to jump off this," He point at the edge of cliff, "1,000 foot high cliff into lake."

"Piece of cake." Bridgette whispered to Tyler and Naruto.

"If you look down, you will see two target areas." Everyone did look down, there was one wide arc of water buoy rope with a small circle, also made by water buoy rope. "The wider area represents the part of the lake that we had stocked with psychotic…" A shark leap out of water with a snarl, "Man-eating sharks!"

"Is that legal?" Naruto muttered to himself.

Chris continued his explanation, "Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area which, we're pretty sure is shark free." He ignored Leshawna's plead, "For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below."

The camera zoomed to crates on the lakeshore, "Inside each crates are supplies that you'll need for the second part of challenge…" Chris throws his arms in air, "Building a hot tub! The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot-tub party tonight! The losers will have no hot tub! It's a reward challenge, which means no one will be kicked out this round."

"Why can't we kick off someone?" Lindsay tilted her head.

"…Because we already did early and it won't bring us a good rating if we kept kick people out in one day." Chris grunted, wish he can kick a lot of people out for fun. "Anyway…The Killer Bass, you're up first."

"Oh wow!" Bridgette peeked over the cliff to see how far it is, "So, who wants to go first?" She asked with a smile, no one said anything until Naruto step up with a grin.

"I would go unless you want to." He can hear Owen telling them that it's cool since the reality show always test any stunts with their interns.

"Hmm, if that's cool with you, I like to go first…" Naruto nod as Bridgette look at his black t-shirt over his orange-red board short, "Um…Aren't you going to take the shirt off since it will get wet?"

Naruto make a small wince that no one even noticed, "I…I like to have shirt on when I go swim." He replied and Bridgette shrugged.

"See you at bottom." She smiled at him before turn to the teams with frown, "It's really no big deal, just an insane dive into a circle of angry sharks." She takes a dive as everyone ran up and looks at her diving into the safety zone. Bridgette come out and wave to everyone, showing that she was fine.

"My turn, dattebayo!" Naruto ran and jump off the cliff with cry, "Cannonball!"

"Idiot…" Heather mumbled, not even worried about Naruto's safety. The said boy landed in the safety zone with large splash before his head shoot up from the water.

"That was fun!" Naruto turned to the sharks before call out to them, "Hey sharks, mind gives me a ride to the lakeshore. I'll give you some meats to eat if you like?"

"W-W-W-What! Are you crazy! They're psycho! Man-eating sharks!" The teams cried out in unison, only to stand in shock as one of the shark swim up to Naruto and bring him to the shore, holding on the fin.

"Thank, Fin!" Naruto rub the shark's back, "Will any kind of meat be fine with you?"

* * *

**(Confession)**

"…I'm not going to make any comment about that…" Noah muttered with blank expression.

_***Static***_

"He even named this shark…" Gwen deadpanned.

_***Static***_

"Is it me or did this shark purred? Since when they can purr?" Justin blinks, unsure if he just imagined it before adoring himself in mirror.

* * *

Everyone turn to Heather since she's his childhood friend and hope she will answer their question.

"I stopped trying to figure him out years ago," was all Heather can say.

Tyler shook his head, clearing up the shock and said, "I'm going next!" He take a few steps back and ran off the cliff, "Cowabunga!"

"Oh!" Bridgette and Naruto groaned, witnessing Tyler's body clashed with one of the buoy's tower before he slid down into the safety zone. One by one, Duncan, Eva, and Cody dived and made it to the safety zone. DJ stares at the lake with fear written on his face.

"Unh-unh! No way, man!" He gulped, take a step back. "Not even going to jump."

"Scared of height?" Chris smirked at DJ.

"Yeah, ever since I was a kid!"

"That's okay, big guy…" Chris walks up to the giant and putted a chicken hat on DJ's head, "Unfortunately, that also make you a chicken! You'll have to wear this for the rest of the day."

"Aw, man. For real?"

"Bawk, bawk, bawk!" Chris clucked, "That mean a chicken path is this way!" He pointed at the escalator that mysteriously appeared on the cliff's side. DJ sighed as he rides it down.

"Excuse me, Chris. I have a medical condition."

"What condition, Courtney?" He never heard anything about her having medical condition.

"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs."

"You can chicken out if you want to," Chris smirked at her as he checking his nails, "But it might end up costing your team the victory. And then they'll hate you!"

"It's a calculated risk." Courtney gazed at the Gophers, "I've seen the other team and I don't think most of them will jump."

"Alright, here's your chicken hat." The host chuckled before turn to the remaining Bass teammates, "So who want to go next?"

"I'm not jumping without Katie!" Sadie cried.

"We have to be on same team!" Katie cried with her before get up closer to Chris' face, "Please! Can we be on same team? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?" They chanted together.

"Oh, for the love of…Fine!" A loud squeal almost deafened him, "W-Who want to switch?" He cleans his ear with pinky.

"I'll switch places with her." Izzy raised her hand and Chris nodded, writing it down on his clipboard.

"Sadie, you're Gopher and Izzy, you're Bass now." Izzy grinned before dived into the safety zone.

"Did she switch place with Sadie?" Duncan said to Naruto and he gives a little nod with unsure expression on his face.

"Now, Justin?" The model smirked before dived but landed in dangerous zone. Everyone screamed as the sharks zoomed into Justin but they stopped and take a good look at him. Justin smiled at them and they fall in love with his look, one of them carries him to the shore.

"Wow, his handsome really come in handy." Chris chuckled before turn to Owen, "Now…Will you jump or chicken out? Maybe your jump will bring them win…No pressure, man." The large boy gulped before put on his water floaters. The Killer Bass team cheered him on as he inched closer to the edge. He takes a deep breath before closed his eyes.

* * *

**(Confession)**

Owen gulped, look at the corner. "See, the thing is…I'm not that strong a swimmer."

_***Static***_

Geoff smirked at the camera, "I looked at this guy and thinking, 'There's no way he's going to make it'."

_***Static***_

Bridgette rubbed her arm, "I was really worried about Owen, I thought he gonna die."

* * *

Owen walk a few meters back, "Take a good run at it, buddy. You can do it." It was really surprised that Chris was encouraging him on.

"I'm going to die now…I'm going to freakin' die now…" He takes a deep breath and screaming on top of his lungs as he ran up to the edge and jump off with a scream, "OH CRAP!"

Owen landed in the safety zone, causing a huge wave that knocked the Killer Bass team down and some sharks landed in Naruto's arms.

"Fin, Fang, and Jaw…Are you alright?" Naruto asked them, only to have them shivering in fear of their near-death expression.

"Um…Break time until we get the sharks calm down and have them back in the lake." Chris blinks at the sight.

* * *

"And we're back!" Chris grinned before he turns to the Screaming Gophers team, "Now it's your turn to jump. We'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on."

"Nice!" Trent grinned a small grin, "Okay, guys, who's up first?"

"Us! Us! Us!" Katie and Sadie chanted before they ran off the cliff, holding their hands and landed in the safety zone.

"I'm sorry, there's no way I'm doing this." Heather crossed her arms with her nose in air.

"Why not?" Beth asked.

"Uh, hello, nation tv? I'll get my hair wet."

"You're kidding, right?" Gwen asked, not believing what the queen bee just said.

"If she's not doing it, I'm not doing it." Lindsay said, looking in Heather's eyes.

'Hmm, possible alliance.' Heather smirked in her thought, only to snap out of it as Leshawna growled to her.

"Oh you're doing it!"

"Says who?"

"Says me! I'm not losing this challenge 'cause you got your hair day, you spoiled little daddy's girl!" Noah smirked, seem to be amused by their fight, the boys gulped as Lindsay step back in fear.

"Back off, Ghetto-glamour, too-tight-pants-wearing, rap-star wannabe!" The girls gasped.

"Mall-shopping, ponytail-wearing, teen-girl-reading, peeking in high school prom queen!" Leshawna shot back.

"Well, at least I'm popular." Heather smirked, oh snap! Everyone gasped, watching them fighting.

"You're jumping!"

"Make me!" Leshawna decided to do what she said and pick her up before throw her down, watching her landed in safety zone, "Leshawna, you are so dead!"

"Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" Leshawna shout back before whisper to herself, "Now I just hope I can hit it too." She jumped off with a scream and landed next to Heather in safety zone.

Lindsay glanced at Chris, "I thought this was going to be a talent contest."

"Yeah…" The host laughed, "No."

"Okay…" Lindsay gulped before dive with a scream, making it to safety zone. Gwen also joined her before Geoff jumps, swinging his hat around and wooing. Both of them made it to the safety zone.

"I-I-I-I can't do it…" Beth looked nervously at Chris, "I'm too scared." The host pulls out chicken hat, "I'm sorry!" She cried to her teammates.

"This is, like, so lame, right?" Lindsay turns to Heather with smile.

"Fully lame." Heather agreed with her before someone call out to her, ruffling her hair in process.

"Oh, Heat-chan, did you make friends? I'm proud of you!"

"Idiot! How many times do I tell you to not to!" Heather swatted his hand away as he chuckled. His eyes glanced to Lindsay and give her a smile.

"Lindsay, was it?" The blonde bombshell nodded with smile, "I'm glad that you're friend with her, I know she can be very tsundere so please get along with her."

"I-I-I'm not tsundere!" She cried out with red face.

"Yeah, I will, Nate!" Lindsay nodded again with smile.

"Hahaha, it's Naruto. See you two later, I have to go back to my team." He waved at them before go back.

"Hmm. Hanna, what's tsundere?" Lindsay blinked but Heather doesn't even answer her question at all. They both turn back to see that Noah and Trent already jump off and made it safe.

"Okay, campers…There's only one person left." Chris nudged Harold, "You guys need this jump for the win."

Harold gulped, "I can do it, gosh…" The nerd rubs his neck, peeking over the cliff and don't even hear his team cheering while other team eggs him on to chicken out. "…Okay, I'm going to jump now…"

"Good luck!" Chris chuckled, watching Harold ran and jump off with cheer.

"…Um…shouldn't he keep his legs together because…" Naruto attempted to say before winced as Harold landed on his family jewelries with a high-pitched scream that make all males to winced, feeling the phantom pains.

"Oooooh~" The sharks also winced.

"Oh, hate to see that happen." Chris chuckled, taking pleasure in witnessing the nerd's pain. "But the winner is Screaming Gophers!" The said team cheered, Harold also gives a weak cheer as he hold his crotch.

* * *

The Killer Bass team watches on as the Gophers loaded their crates on the pull carts and walk back to their cabins, singing about something.

"Ow! I think I just got a splinter." Courtney winced in pain as Eve walk up to her and pick her crate up, scared Courtney.

"Shut up and pick up your crate…" Eve slammed it down, "Chicken!"

"Hey, I'm the only one here with CIT camping experience here, you need me!"

Meanwhile, Bridgette struggled with her crate before someone asked her from behind, "Need help?"

"Oh, Naruto?" She blinked, it sound like Naruto before she nodded, "Yeah…" She turns to him, only to stares at him widen-eyes. He was holding up two crates while balancing the third one on his head. "Um…On second thought, it would be harder on you so I would do it…"

"No worries, no worries…I'll put one of the crates on your crates and we'll push them together, cool with you?" Bridgette rubs her arm, thinking about it before nods, "Great! Don't worry about the third one, Tyler will get it when he get back after finishing up something."

"Oh, that's good." They both push the crates together while getting knows each other a bit.

"Naruto, Naruto! Let me rub your whiskers! Let me rubs your whiskers!" Izzy giggled as she ran up to him with crate on her back. Naruto paled as he takes a step back from her.

"Um…Why do you want to rub his tattoo?" Bridgette blinks.

"Hehehe, it's really his birthmark and if you rub his whiskers, he will…"

"O-O-OI, d-d-don't tell her tha…A-A-A-A-Ooooooooo…" He was cut off by Bridgette's stroke on his cheek out of curiosity before she pulls her hand back with odd look and a little pinkish tint on her cheeks.

"Did you just purr?" Bridgette laughed, find it a little cute.

"N-N-No, I do-O-O-Ooooooo…" This time it was Izzy stroking his check with giggle.

"Hey guys, you're falling behind…" Chris pulls up on his motorbike, only to blink at Naruto purring before laughing, "No way! I can't believe it!"

"What's going on?" Chris turns to see Courtney with swollen eye and he yelped at the sight, "…Is he purring?"

"I-I-I don't purr at all!" Naruto cried, pushing their hands away lightly before pick their crates and ran off, leaving dust behind. Bridgette and Izzy giggled before telling Courtney why they was rubbed his birthmarks.

* * *

The Bass team made it back to the cabins and Heather noticed that Naruto was blushing hard. "Why is the idiot blushing?" Both of the teams turn to him after hearing Heather's question.

"Heather! Heather! Did you know if you rub his whiskers birthmark, he'll really purr like an animal!" Izzy giggled, she doesn't even see Heather froze up.

"O-O-OI! I don't! She's lyin….O-O-O-Oooooooooo!" He purred, melt into Courtney's hand since she want to see it herself.

"No way…" Trent chuckled.

"S-S-Stop it!" Naruto stuttered with red face, why does everyone wants to feel his whiskers! "Listen up, my birthmark is of….O-O-O-oooooo!"

"Lindsay, I think you should leave the poor boy alone." DJ look very concerned about him.

"Why?" Lindsay tilted her head before scratching it lightly.

"W-W-Wait! Don't scratching it!" Heather yelled but it was too late. Naruto froze up at the action with widened eyes.

"Whoa, are you okay, man?" Geoff asked as he poked Naruto, not getting any reaction.

"Um…Is he okay?" Lindsay looks worried since it was kind of her fault. Suddenly Naruto purred in bliss and cuddle into the close person, turn out to be Duncan.

"Dude!" He cried, try to prying him off.

"Don't bother. Idiot will be out of it for a while." Heather snorted, "It always happens when someone scratches his cheeks and he won't remember anything in his bliss. It will take him to snap out in about thirty minutes."

"Um…How long will he be on me for?"

"Oh…About few minutes before he will switch you with someone." The queen bee rolled her eyes, "And he really has iron grip so don't bother if you want him off."

* * *

As soon as Naruto snapped out of his bliss mode and does not remember anything, the teams agreed on unwritten rule and that's not to scratch his birthmark until you want him to cuddle on people…Even Chef was victim of it when he try to pull him off Chris on his order.

Courtney decided to put herself up as leader of Killer Bass team and no one really said anything so they were fine with it.

It was obvious that the Screaming Gopher team have a good teamwork, something that the Killer Bass was missing as they attempts to building a hot tub. It took them hours to finish up before Chris show up and look them over, first he walk up to Gopher's tub and hummed.

"…This is an awesome hot tub!" The team cheered and he walks up to the Bass' tub as the Bass team gasp in worry. He pokes it gently before it falls apart, watching a seagull that somehow got in their tub, float away. "Well…It's obvious that we have a winner here!" Chris glanced at each team before shouting, "The Screaming Gophers! Enjoy your party with the hot tub, which you will keep for the rest of summer!" The Gophers cheered more and the Basses groaned.

Chris turned to the Killer Bass team, "And you guys will have no party. Suck to be you…"

"Well, at least, no one is kicking off this round." DJ tried to cheer his team up.

* * *

Chris stood on the dock with grin, "Now it has been a crazy episode. We have seen our farmer boy get a new coat, a lot of screaming, purring, and a lot of weird things…Most around Naruto for some reason…" Chris tapping his chin with his index finger, "I wonder what would happen next time on…"

"**Total…"**

"**Drama…"**

"**Island!"**

* * *

Naruto yawned, decided to turn in early and he wasn't alone because some of them were tired after a long day. So far today was interesting and fun beside some strokes on his cheeks. He got to know a few campers here and hope he will know everyone before the end of this show, maybe they will become his friends.

He unzipped one of his bags and takes out his sleepwear, something inside catch his attention before he picks it up. It was a large thick envelope. Naruto sighed softly with saddened expression before place it back inside.

'I still have a lot of time…Better not worry about it until later…' He glance around the room to make sure that his teammates don't see him before take his shirt off to reveal a large scar on his chest, over his heart and quickly put a black shirt on. He rubs his hidden scar, want to forget this incident before shake his head as he put on his orange ramen-patterned pajamas pant.

"I wonder what tomorrow will be like…" Naruto muttered softly before he closed his eyes and fall asleep.

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**And this ends the first chapter of What a Dramatic Life. Like it? Hate it?**

**I hope you enjoy reading it. It is about 38 pages in Microsoft Words.**

**I will make no promise that some will be longer or short, it really depends on episodes and arcs. Also it will be update at random time, so some may will be early or take long time.**

**Now I will explain why I changed a lot of things and it is very simple reason. Because Naruto exist in this universe, it has a butterfly effect so it change everything, team members, relationships, life…Everything! Plus, it would be weird to me if one team have extra member so I decided to go with extra challenge before forming a team and make Hot Tub challenge a reward instead of cannon.**

**Also the reason why there will be cussing is because some of the scene will be in real life and off the camera…Plus we all know what they said when there was censoring and some words will may changed a little.**

**No, Naruto won't have chakra and before you say anything, I'm sure that there are some stories where he don't have chakra but just normal or have superpowers so…**

**For the pairing, I am not sure about it…I'm thinking of Naruto x harem (Not all chicks, just some of them) plus some side pairing. If not, then single pairing. I'm not going to spoiler who will be pairing with who…**

**I know some will ask me if there will be lemons…Maybe but we'll see how it turns out.**

**Hmm, oh, I forget to mention one thing…If you are a fan of Sierra, I will warn you that she will be bash. I like her but sorry, fans. She's going to be bashing for drama reason.**

**Leave me some reviews…Flamers will be ignored and feed to campers as Chef's mysterious meats.**


	2. Island: Three Challenges and Bonds

**I am happy that people are enjoying it so far. Some of you reviewers actually made me think that you are psychic for a moment…Or you just broke into my house and peeked inside my notebook for spoiler...**

**I have a lot of free time so I just wrote another chapter. I still think I may miss some mistake but I would be happy if anyone pointed them out so I can work it out in the next chapters.**

**For some of people who asked me about the pairing, I already made plan for these if I go with harem/single route in my notebook. Sorry if some of you don't get to see your favorite gal with him…Maybe other time…**

**To Coldblue, some of your questions will be revealed in this chapter. I'm going to say that Naruto got his scar when he was in high school.**

**I will tell you, (the readers) that Minato is not Naruto's father but someone else and I will drop some hints about his father from time to time until the end of Island arc. I'm sure some of you will catch it faster than other.**

**If someone is going to say about the title…I suck at create chapter title so sue me.**

**Now since I think I already said my piece, here's the second chapter of "What a Dramatic Life" or WDL for short. Hope you enjoy this possible long chapter.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 2: Island: Three Challenges and Bonds**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Island," Chris narrated, "23 campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at an old summer camp. After I, your handsome host, found out that we have extra camper so we decided to mix up with a good old-fashioned paint bomb tag!" He chuckled at the memory from the first episode.

"There were a lot of tags and Ezekiel would have made it, only if he kept his mouth shut…But he did and it cost him." The footage of Ezekiel screamed before the bomb blow up, "After give the old camp a new paint job, the prairie boy have to go back home on the first day." The host turns to the camera, "There was a small break before I give them a reward challenge! Two in one day, who would have seen it coming, eh? They were called to their second challenge where they have to jump off a cliff into shark-infected water. Oh my!" Chris chuckled again.

"There was a lot of screaming and purring, but it all end in Gopher's victory, earning a sweet hot tub! Now today, who will be voted off for the first time in a dramatic campfire ceremony? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!"

* * *

_Heather chews her lip as she fidgets with the bandages on her right hand. She tugged it a little and glance at Naruto with her tearstained eyes. The said boy groaned as his eyes fluttered open._

"_H-H-Heat-chan…?" He moaned weakly before Heather placed her hand on top of his hand._

"_Relax, don't speak…"_

"…_Is it…over?" She nodded, tightened her hold on his hand._

"_Yeah, you don't have to worry about…" Everything went white, following with a loud noise._

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**(Screaming Gophers cabin)**

Heather bolted up as the Gopher girls screamed at wake-up alarm, courtesy of Chris and his air horn-megaphone. She groaned, not listening to Leshawna screaming at Chris. Was it dream? No…It was a memory from long time ago, she frowned, 'Why did I remember it now?'

"Heather, are you okay?" Heather blinked as she looks up to Beth, "You seem to be in deep thought about something?"

"I'm fine, just sleepy!" Heather snorted as she crawls off her bed, "Let's see what Chris want."

* * *

The host chuckled as he looks over the grumpy campers lining up, "Morning! Hope you slept well."

"Hi, Chris. You look buff in these shorts." Heather said, trying to butter him up as Naruto gave her a weird look from other side of the line.

"I know," Chris winked, "Okay, I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute." The host tapped his watch before Owen asked him for breakfast, "Oh, you'll get your breakfast, Owen, right after you complete your twenty kilometer run around the lake."

"Oh, so you're funny now…" Eva growled as she walks up to Chris with a fist in air, "You know, what I think would be funny if…" Duncan and Naruto quickly hold her back as she flinging her arms around.

"Eva, try to control your temper now." Courtney whispered to her.

The bodybuilder growled at Chris, "You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

"A little." Chris admitted, "You have thirty seconds."

"Eva, I bet the run will cool you off. It's a workout if you look at it this way?" Naruto said, Eva blinked at him before nodded with frown on her face.

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**(Confession)**

"Okay, that girl, Eva, has got to get a handle on her temper." Courtney gulped before start counting on her hand, "She only been here one day and she's already thrown her suitcase out a window and broken the lock on one of the bathroom doors…" She paused, "While Naruto was inside."

_***Static***_

Naruto look very depressed and muttered in fetus position, "I will never get marry…She saw it all…I will never be a groom…" He sobbed in his hands and Heather rolled her eyes as she patted his back.

"His mother told me that he took it after her father, his grandfather. He'll bounce back soon."

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"Okay, runners!" Chris raised his finger in air as if he was holding a gun, "Get on your marks, get set, and go!" Some of them ran off while the other decided to walk instead to save up their energies since they were tired.

"Heat-chan, you're not running?"

"I don't run…and I'm wearing high-heel wedges." Heather scoffed, attempting to push Naruto away.

"Hmm, want me to give you a piggy-back ride, Dattebayo?"

"H-H-Hell no! We're on different team!" Naruto chuckled at her.

"Your loss, Heat-chan." He said before jogged to his teammate. Heather growled at his back as it gets far and small, this idiot.

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Naruto ran into Owen as the large boy was lapping in the puddle, "You alright, Big O?"

"Can't catch… breath…Must have…condition!" Owen inhaled.

"Hmm…" Naruto tapped his chin, "What if you will lose the challenge and you won't have a breakfast?" Owen froze and Naruto grinned, he know that the big guy really like foods a lot so what's the best way to motivate the big guy? "Yeah…Can you smell it?" Owen's nose twitched, "That's the smell of a breakfast, calling for you to get them…Won't you hate it if someone gets to eat them all?"

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" Owen bellowed, jumps on his feet with hunger look and ran, leaving dust behind.

"Hehehe, too easy!" Naruto chuckled, resumed his jog. He laughed as some of campers screamed from tossed away in air like a ragdoll for getting in Owen's charge.

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**(Main Lodge)**

Chris hums a song, filing his nails and waits for the rest of campers to show up. He took a glance at his right to see some campers lying on floor and tables before the ground rumble. The host raised his eyebrow, he doesn't recall that the island has an earthquake and is it just him or does it sound like someone stomping the ground with a bellowing?

"FEED ME! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST!" Chris blinked before the door opened with a slam, revealing heavier-breathing Owen standing in the doorway with a drool and widened eyes on his face. Naruto chuckled, ducking under Owen's arm and take his seat with his teammate.

"Um…You can wait unless everyone gets here?" Chris said before the final member of Gopher show up.

"Wait a minute…If our members are all here, does that mean we won the challenge?" Gwen said, everyone went quiet before the Gopher team cheered.

"Nooooooo!" Owen dropped on his knees, cried to the sky.

"Whoa, there! Hold your horses, guys!" Chris waved his hands, "That wasn't the challenge."

"What did he just said?" Gwen mumbled as the host walk up to a curtain.

"Who's hungry?" Chris smirked as the curtain parted, revealing a large buffet table. The foods actually shined with bright light.

"…Wait…Is that ramen? Ramen?" Naruto stood up and pointed at the bowls at the end of the table, "Is…That…Actually…Ramen?! Don't you lie to me!"

"Um…Yeah." Chris was baffled by the redhead's reaction…Wait, did his eyes just turned starry?

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**(Confession)**

Gwen rolled her eyes, "After a whole week of brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet."

_***Static***_

Owen sniffled and choked, "It was so beautiful…The buffet…So beautiful…" He wiped a tear away.

_***Static***_

"I'm going to warning you, it's not going to be pretty when idiot get his ramen…" Heather shivered, "It's like watching a pig eating slops…"

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Everyone groaned after ate their breakfast and right now they stared at Naruto with awe and a little disgusted looks as he stocking up the bowls of ramen like a tower, even Chris and Chef was among them.

"Whoa…I wonder where does he put it all in?" DJ gaped as Cody counted them.

"54…55…56…57? I swear there was just four bowls on the table early…"

"And…Done!" Naruto wiped his mouth, "Boy, that's really good ramen, dattebayo!"

Chris shake his head before speak up, "Well, let's forget what we just saw…Campers, time for part two of your challenge!"

"I thought part two was just eating…" Owen moaned.

"What more do you want from us?"

"Weird goth girl is right." Heather groaned, "Haven't we been through enough?"

"Um…Let me think about that." Chris said cockily, "No! It's time for the awake-a-thon!"

"A what-a-thon?" Everyone said in unison.

"Don't worry, this one is easy." The host grinned, "You have to stay awake until the team with the last camper standing wins invincibility."

"So what you're saying is the 20k run and the eating-frenzy," Gwen shivered at the memory of Naruto assaulted the ramen, "was part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?"

"That's right!" Chris admitted with sadistic grin.

"Man, he's good…" Everyone agreed with Gwen.

"Move, move, move!" Chris pushed everyone out as Trent walk up to Gwen.

"How long do you think it'll be before everyone's out cold?" He asked and the goth girl guessed it would be about a hour.

Naruto laughed, walking past them, "Nah, I'm sure it will be longer than that."

* * *

**(Campfire)**

The redhead was right, it has been 12 hours and counting. All of the campers were still up before Owen cheered, "Wooo-hooo! Stay up for 12 hours? I can do that in my sleep!" He immediately falls asleep on his feet and Chris chuckled.

* * *

**(Confession)**

Gwen sighed, "That was the most brutal thing I ever done in my life."

_***Static***_

"I have a trick up my sleeve when the time is right." Naruto snickered, "That's if Heat-chan don't bust me."

* * *

Bridgette yawned before look at the Screaming Gophers team to see Trent and Gwen stay awake by asking each other questions. 'Oh, that's not bad plan.' She glanced to her side, Naruto was at her right and sleeping Owen at her left…It's pretty oblivious who she will talk to.

"Hey, Naruto, want to play twenty questions so we can stay up?"

"Sure." He yawned, "Hmm…Let's start with easy one, favorite color?"

"Blue…I'm sure your favorite color is orange?" Bridgette smirked, earn a chuckle and nod from Naruto. "Favorite food?"

"Ramen! I really can't live without them." Naruto grinned and she giggled, they continued their twenty questions for a few hours. Heather was watching Trent hitting on Gwen before glance at Naruto and Bridgette, her eyes narrowed with a sneer.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"So, my strategy is to get two other campers to form an alliance with me and take me to the final three." Heather smirked, "The only question is, who can I find that is either desperate or dumb enough to do whatever I say?" She gives a smirk before it turn into a frown, "…And why is idiot talk to this klutzy surfer? I told him to not form any alliance until I'm in it!"

* * *

"What are you doing?" Heather turned her head as Gwen asked Lindsay, who was doing a handstand.

"Trying to get the blood to rush to my head." Lindsay said, "I think it's working!"

"Can I try?" Beth asked and the bombshell answered, "Sure."

'Too easy.' Heather smirked before call out to them, "Lindsay, Beth, can I talk to you for a sec?"

"Sure!" The trio walks a little farther from their team before Heather turns to them with crossed arms.

"Okay, I have a plan to get me and two other people into the final three, and I choose you guys."

"Really?"

"You should know that this is a very big deal. I am placing my trust in you, and trust is two-way street." Beth and Lindsay nodded with smiles, "So you'll do everything I say, then?"

"Sure!" Lindsay squealed to Beth, "We're going to the final three!"

"Oh my gosh, I'm going to the final three!" The farmer girl giggled with glee.

"Speaking of alliances, you know who I think is really cute?" Lindsay said to Beth.

"You mean, like Justin?" Beth sighed dreamily as she stares at unmoving Justin.

"Hmm, nah, I'm thinking of someone else in the other team." Heather gets up to them closer and shakes her head with a frown.

"Oh no, no, no, no! You can't date anyone!"

Lindsay whined, "Why not?"

"Because they are on other team!" The queen bee snarled as she pointed at the opposite team, "You can't inter-team date. It's, like, against the alliance rules."

"There are rule?"

"Remember what I just said about trust?" Heather shrugged, "Of course, you can always leave the alliance…" She crossed her arms with smirk, "If you do, through, I won't protect you from kicking off."

"No, I want to be in the alliance!" Lindsay cried and Beth nodded her head.

"Good!" Heather turned on her heels and walk back with a smirk, 'That was too easy!'

* * *

"I'm going to the bathroom." Eva grunted as she stood up and walks off, dropping something on her way. Heather spotted it and swiped it without anyone's notice. If she plays it right, they will kick Eva off for losing her cool.

"Um…" Bridgette racks her brain, trying to find something to ask about since they ran out of basic questions. Naruto was in same spot with her before the surfer girl snapped her fingers, "Oh, I'm just curious…How did you balance these crates without any trouble yesterday?"

"Well, it's from my part-job. If I told you, you won't believe me." Naruto chuckled.

"Try me." She smirked.

"I work in a few of circuses and fill in when some performers have something to do or can't do."

"No way!"

"See, I told you, dattebayo." Naruto laughed at her disbelieved face, "Yeah, because of that, I have to work out a lot since I was little." Bridgette blinked at the last part and he noticed, "Yeah, I started to work for circuses when I was about eight years old and work out when I was about ten so I can help the workers out by set up and take down the circus."

"Wow, that's really hard to believe that…"

"What kind of workout was it?" The new voice speak up behind them, caused them to look back to see Tyler stares at the redhead with weird look.

"Oh, just a hundred push-up, sit-up, squat, and ten km run." Naruto smirked.

Tyler gasped before stand up quickly, "I'm going to try your workout!" The couple watched him ran away before Naruto snickered and Bridgette rolls her eyes.

"That was mean." She giggled.

"Hey, not my fault, he made it too easy." Naruto chuckled, "My workout is just normal basic stuff you can use at a gym, combined with circus training since I was ten."

"Really, just these?"

Naruto scratched his head, "Well...Smith-san, a performer, teaches me a few of fighting techniques to defend myself a couple years ago so I guess that counts..."

"Why did you work in circus at young age?" She wondered.

"Well, I have to earn money since I live on my own at seven years old after my kaa-san died from an illness and my tou-san don't know that I exist since they broke up a few days before kaa-san found out about me. I was lucky that Heat-chan's family looked after me for a while."

"O-O-Oh, I'm sorry…I don't know that you're…" Naruto wave it off as he take a glance around to see Izzy, Noah, and Geoff passed out. That was good thing that Izzy was sleeping because he can't take any more of her pets, even if it's really good and soft!

"Nah, don't worry. Beside Heat-chan, I just met everyone here so it's cool if you guys don't know about it yet. Want to talk about something else?"

"Yeah…" Bridgette nodded. They continued to talk more for a few hours.

* * *

It has been almost 24 hours and Bridgette passed out. She was leaning on Naruto's shoulder as he stares into thin air.

"Aaaaaah!" Tyler screamed out of blue, leaped on his feet and screaming something about rabid bear.

'Look like the side effect of insomnia is kicking in.' Chris smirked, "Congratulation, campers. You've made it to 24 hour mark. Time to take things up a notch." He presented them a pile of books next to him, "Fairy tales!"

Chef appeared out of nowhere, wearing a pink sheep costume and with harp. 'They better paid me for that!'

"Oh, he's not serious!" Gwen groaned. Trent seems to be creeped out by seeing Chef in pink costume as Chris pick a book up and cleared his throat.

"Once upon a time, there was inside this boring kingdom…" Chef played his harp as some of the remaining campers yawning, "A boring village and inside this boring, sleepy village, filled with very boring children."

Cody was first to fall asleep during the tale but a fart in his face caused him to wake up, it turn out he was resting his head on Owen's rear. All of sudden, Chef leaped in the air wearing a pink tutu outfit, freaked the campers out, and throwing some sleeping dust at them. DJ tied himself to the tree for no reason before fall asleep under Chef's dust attack, bring a tree down in process.

"Tim-ber…" Gwen yawned.

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**(Confession)**

Courtney glanced at the ceiling before look in the camera, "I figured that if I kept moving, I could outlast all of them. I just had to keep my eye on the ball.

_***Static***_

"Why am I thinking about idiot?" Heather tapping her chin with her finger with scowl, "I know it's not because some floozy is sleeping on him…what is it?"

* * *

Forty hours later, some of the campers passed out, leaving Eva, Duncan, Naruto, Cody, Courtney and Justin against Beth, Gwen, Trent, and Heather.

"Beth?" Heather glanced to see her pass out. Trent attempted to keep Gwen up by asking her more questions.

"Quick, favorite movie moment?" The musician asked.

"You're gonna think it's cheesy." Gwen said.

"I promise I won't."

"Okay," She sighed, "The kiss at the end of that road-trip movie. You know one with the guy and three girls?"

"Yeah." Trent chuckled, "You like that movie?" They was about to talk more until sleepwalking nude Owen walk pass them, leaving them in shock.

* * *

After recovering from the shock that last for another ten hours, Gwen take a glance at Justin before speak up, "Look at him, he's like a statue…He don't even move in over fifty hours."

"Yeah, even Naruto don't move a muscle." Trent pointed out as Naruto stares ahead, "Maybe it's because Bridgette is still sleeping on him."

"Hello?" Gwen waved her hands in Justin's face and Trent joined her, "Amazing! Look at the concentration…" She poked Justin, causing him to blink, revealing that he painted fake eyes on his eyelids.

"He painted his eyelids! I saw it! Chris! Chris!" Heather gasped, pointing at Justin.

"Shut up!" Chris gasped before grinned as he ran up to Justin's face, "Oh, I've got to see this…This is so freakin' cool! But you're still out, dude." Justin sighed before Heather blinks, remembering something.

"…No way…Wait a minute! Chris! Check Naruto!" Heather leaped on her feet and Chris blinked.

"Are you drafted? His eyes are opened." Duncan yawned as Chris checked Naruto before nod his head.

"Yeah, he's not sleeping so…"

Heather cut him off, "Naruto can sleep with his eyes open!" Chris blinked before look back into the redhead's eyes.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…" Chris poked him once, earning a light snore out from Naruto. "No freakin' way! I take back what I said about Justin's trick…THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!" The host throws his hands in air, "If Naruto wake up, tell him he's out."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I can't believe that I almost forget about that…" Heather muttered with her hand on face, "He practiced it when he was in classes…"

_***Static***_

Duncan chuckled, "That's really handy skill…Wonder if he will teach me that?"

_***Static***_

"I don't like to study…And classes are very boring." Naruto yawned, rubbing his eyes.

* * *

Another thirty hours went by and Cody just passed out, leaving Eva, Heather, Duncan, Trent, and Gwen.

Duncan decides to pull a prank on Harold by using 'Hand-in-cup' trick. "Oh gross! It works! Dude peed his pant!" The nerd wakes to Duncan's shout, only to find his pant wet and gasped in shock as the punk laughed at him.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Noah and Cody screamed together, causing the slumbering campers to get up with groggily eyes.

Gwen yawned, "I'd kill for a coffee right now…"

"What is the matter with you people?" Chris walks up with a cup of coffee as if he was mocking them, "Just fall asleep already!"

"Come on, you got to hook me up, man!" Gwen whined as she grabs the host's leg, "I'll even eat the grinds! Anything!"

"Fine…You five stay with me…" Chris grumbled, "The rest of you go and get a shower, for heaven's sake. You stink!" Everyone turned and look at Harold, the said nerd ran off. The campers walk off and they can hear him said something about pop-up book and history.

"Hey, Naruto." Bridgette tapped the redhead's shoulder, "Sorry about sleeping on your shoulder."

"Nah…I don't mind…Did you sleep well, Bri-chan?"

"Yeah, I did…" Bridgette nodded, 'It was so comfy…' She thought to herself with a pinkish tint on her face before the surfer blinked, "Bri-chan?"

"It's your nickname…If it's cool with you?"

"I'm cool with it…So you shortened my name and add chan?" He nodded, "What's up with chan?"

"Oh, it's suffix in Japanese. Chan is used toward girls if they are close friends or lover…" Bridgette felt her cheek burning at the last part, "Eh…I mean as good friend…"

"R-R-Right…" She nodded furiously with blush. Both of them never noticed Heather make a snarl, almost make Chris take a step back.

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

"Who do you think will be the last one standing?" Naruto asked, lying on his top bed after finished his shower.

Cody looked at him before give him a gap-toothy grin, "I bet it's Gwen!"

"Dude, she's on the other team." DJ chuckled as the geek sighed. Tyler was snoring on his bed while Justin volunteered to go to look for missing Owen."

"It sounds like you have a huge crush on her, dattebayo." Naruto grinned and Cody rolled his eyes as the Jamaican chuckled again.

"I would say the same thing with you and Bridgette." The geek shot back with a laugh.

"Oh, he got you there…" DJ nodded, also noticed how fast they were getting closer.

"Huh? Bri-chan? We're just friend…" Naruto muttered, rubbing his nose.

"Bri-chan, eh?" If Naruto look down, he would see DJ sticking his head out with a coy look on his face.

"Oooh, pet name already?"

"We're just friends…All we did was just talked…Dattebayo." They can see Naruto's face start to matching his hair.

"Yeah, for almost one whole day…And she slept on you!" Cody chuckled and Naruto groaned.

"We're just teasing you, man." DJ laughed.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah…" Naruto grumbled, "It would be weird if someone gets together in just a few days."

"To some people, yeah but it may can happen to you." Cody pointed out.

"What do you mean?" The redhead asked before Justin walked in the room with disgusted expression on his face, "Oh, Justin…Did you find Owen?"

"When you told me that Owen was naked, I don't believe you in first place…Now I wish I did…" Justin shivered. He doesn't witness the event of sleepwalking, "I found him on top of a beaver dam and now he's in shower with his clothes…"

"That's good." DJ sighed, he was worried about Owen.

"So what were you talking about?" Justin asked out of curiosity.

"Naruto and Bri-chan!" Cody and DJ said in unison with cheesy grins as Naruto buried his head under the pillow with a groan.

"Oh, do tell." The model smirked.

* * *

"Hey guys, I came here to let you know that Gwen outlasted Duncan by a hair so it's Screaming Gopher's victory." Courtney sighed as the boys were coming out of their cabin to check out.

"Huh? How did you know?" Naruto tilted his head to left.

"I was checking on Duncan since he was the last one of us and I show up when Chris declared it."

"Oh so that mean we have to vo…" Owen was about to say something before a roar breaks out inside the cabin and the door slammed open.

"Who took it!? Did you steal it?!" Eva snarled and everyone blinked, she suddenly barged into the boys' room and tossed everything out through the window.

"W-W-What?!" Cody stuttered and everyone gulped at her roaring more.

"Where is my MP3 player? One of you must have stolen it!" Eva snarled, "I need my music! No one is going anywhere until I get my MP3 player back!"

"Okay, whoever took it better give it up now before she destroys whole camp." Courtney said to the team.

"…What's MP3 player?" Naruto asked, earning a weird look from his group.

"Hey, guys." Heather walk up with a smile, "Wow, this place is a real mess."

"Someone stole Eva's MP3 player." Courtney sighed as Cody explained what it is to Naruto in background.

"You don't mean this, do you?" Heather pulls out the MP3 player, "I was wondering who it belonged to. I found it by the campfire pit." The bodybuilder ran up and grabbed it, "You must have dropped it."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you!" Eva thanked Heather over and over.

"Sure thing." The queen bee smiled, walk away.

"That's good thing you found it." She can feel someone ruffled her hair from behind and scowl, knowing who it is.

"Idiot! What did I said!" Heather swatted Naruto's hand away and stomped away as Naruto chuckled at her.

"Um…Sorry about that little misunderstanding…" Eva chuckled nervously as the team glared at her, "Guess no one stole it after all…Okay, I just overreacted a little." They kept glared at her.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Welcome to the first campfire ceremony!" Chris said as he walks up to the Killer Bass members with a tray of marshmallows, "You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow."

The host chuckled, "The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame, catches the boat of losers, and leave! You will never come back, ever."

"Duncan…Bridgette…Courtney…Owen…Naruto…Tyler…DJ…Justin…" One by one, the campers took their marshmallow. There was one left and it comes down between Izzy and Eva, "This is the final marshmallow of the evening."

"…" Eva gulped.

"…" Izzy bit her nails.

"…" Chris smirked, enjoying the dramatic pause.

"…" The group stared at the host, waiting for Chris' announcement.

"…Izzy!"

"Yeah! More time to petting Naruto's whiskers!" The redhead paled as Izzy giggled at him.

"Eva, the dock of shame awaits!" Chris whispered to Eva with a smug smirk. Eva stood up and turns to her former teammates with a scowl on her face.

"Nice, really nice…Who need this stupid tv show, anyway!" The bodybuilder exploded before walk up to cowering Chris and kicks him in shin on her way.

"Ow! Have a good night's sleep tonight." Chris muttered in pain before turn his head to the group, "You're all safe."

* * *

**(Dock of Shame)**

Eva growled as Courtney waved at her from the distance, "Buh-bye, Eva!" She snarled before throw a stick at them, causing them to duck under it.

"…The stick is inside the pole! H-H-How can it be!" Cody cried out of fear and everyone watched her get on the boat before it takes off.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

Heather yawned, leaning against cabin and waiting for the Bass team to show up to make sure that her plan works the way she want it to be. She don't wait long when Naruto showed up, "Hey, idiot! Who did your team kick off?"

"Oh, Heat-chan?" Naruto blinked at her appearance, "Everyone voted for Eva so she's out…" He frowned, "You should have to go to sleep, dattebayo."

"I was just curious, that's all." Heather yawned again before Naruto's chuckle draw her attention, "What's so funny?"

"Nah, I was thinking that maybe the reason why you were up is because you were worried about me."

"I-I-Idiot! I'm not worried about you!"

"I know, I know…Night, Heat-chan." He waved at her before heading for his cabin and Heather scoffed.

She was about to enter her room before stopped and turned to Naruto with snarl, "And stop call me that! Why can't you listen to me for once!"

"You two acts like a married couple, if you ask me." The queen bee froze up before slowly turn to the person with angry expression.

"Noah…"

"Yes?"

"If you said it again, I will kill you…" Heather growled as she stomped past Noah into her room.

"Oh, I'm so scared." Noah rolled his eyes before resume his night read.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I have an odd urge to make a betting pool." Noah peeks up from his book, "Ten bucks said Naruto will end up with Heather."

_***Static***_

"My little buddy came up with awesome betting pool and all the guys got on it!" Owen laughed before lifts his index finger in air, "I bet twenty on Naru and Bridge because they both are so nice and awesome!"

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

The next day, everyone was tired from the last challenge. Duncan snored on the table before wake up by Chris. "Duncan. You look like a crap, man." Chris mocked with a grin.

"Stuff it." The punk grunted out before snoring on the table.

Courtney groaned, "Owen farted all night…It reek so badly!"

"It's the beans!" Owen defended himself with a guilty look on his face.

"Wow, four nights without sleeps! How much are you hurting, dude?"

"Want to find out?" Duncan snarled, his angry eyes flared at Chris. His teammates duck under the table for their safety reason.

"No, no, it's cool." Chris raised his hands in surrender but his grin said otherwise. Harold walks into the main lodge with a mustache drawing on his face and everyone snickered before laugh at him as soon as he sat down with Gopher's table.

"What?" Harold asked.

"Someone messed with your face, dude." Geoff whispered to him before the nerd checked his reflection in the spoon.

"Sweet stache! I'm a man now!" He puffed his chest out.

"…Who want to tell him it's just drawing?" Naruto whispered to snickering Justin.

"He-hey!" Chris shouted to get their attention, "Everyone, it's Gwen!" The Gophers cheered as the goth girl show up at their table.

"Why are we clapping?" Lindsay asked as Courtney sneered at the team.

"I'm so tired…I can't feel my face…" It was last thing Gwen said before she faceplanted the table.

Heather turns to Beth and Lindsay, "So let's go over the rules one more time. Number one, I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules. Number two…" She waited for them to give her answers.

"Breaking the rules can result in getting kicked out of the alliance?" Lindsay questioned her before Heather nodded.

"Number three, I can borrow any of your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off limits." The queen bee smirked and Lindsay tilted her head.

"I don't know about that last rule."

"That's cool. I can change it." Beth and Lindsay smiled, "I can also find someone else to take to the final three with me." Heather's subtle threat caused them to change their mind, "Good…Wanna to have some fun?" They nodded as she stands up to face the Bass team, "Hey, fish-head! Way to kick out your strongest player! Why won't you just give up now?"

"Heat-chan, be nice…Or do you want Alpha-S51 prank?" Heather paled at Naruto's comment.

"Okay campers, listen up!" Chris clapped his hands, "Your next challenge begins in ten minutes, and be prepared to bring it." The host leaned into Naruto and whispered, "Mind telling me about Alpha-S51 prank?"

"Sure, when we have time." Naruto grinned.

* * *

**(Court)**

The campers stand in the middle of the court, Duncan was last to enter the court before lie down on the bleacher. He noticed that his team was looking at him, "Wake me up and it'll be the last thing you do!" The punk threatened before passed out.

"This is all your fault, you know?" Courtney glared at Owen with a growl, "You and your farts!"

"It's the beans! I can't help it!" Owen whined.

"I'm glad that I'm not on this team, gosh." Harold whispered to Trent.

Chef blows his whistle before growled at them, "Pay attention, fools!"

"Thank you, Chef." Chris patted the current referee's back, "Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball. The first rule of dodgeball is…"

Noah cut him off with a smirk, "Do not talk about dodgeball?" Some of the campers snickered as Chris frowned at the bookworm before plastered the grin on his face.

"As I was saying, if you get hit with the ball…" The host throws the ball with all of his strength.

"Arrrgh!" Noah cried as the ball hit his family jewelries. Chris chuckled at the bookworm's agony.

"You're out." Chris continued with a grin, acting like he doesn't just hit someone in groin.

"It's…Official…I…Hate…You…" Noah whined out in pain as Geoff throws the ball back at the host, who catches it with his hands.

"If you catch the ball, the thrower gets out and the catcher gets to bring in another team member out on the court…" Chris pulls his arm back, "Okay now, Tyler, try to hit me." The ball flew into the jock's hands before Chef tossed the host another ball, "If you're holding a ball, you can use it to defect a ball. But if it knocks the ball out of your hands, you're out."

"So what do I do again when the ball comes at me?" Lindsay asked before Tyler throws the ball at Chris.

"You dodge!" The host yelled, defects the ball to Lindsay and hit her in face.

The campers gasped and Chris groaned, "Oooh, you were supposed to dodge the ball."

"Ow…Right." Lindsay slowly gets up on her feet with a bump on her forehead.

"You have one minute until game time." Chris turns to the Gophers team, "Gophers, you have to sit one person out each game."

"Okay, we can't get lazy." Heather said, "The Killer Bass are gonna be trying extra hard to catch up. Who wants to sit the first one out with sleeping beauty here?" She jabbed her thumb at sleepy Gwen.

"I'll volunteer." Noah step up, it would be perfect time to get more campers on the betting pool. "Now let's see all you keeners get out there and dodge."

Izzy glomp Naruto with a grin, "Hiya red! Want to make it more interesting?"

"Um…What?" The redhead gulped.

"If I get one out with a ball, I have to pet your whiskers without any resistance. The more players I get out, the more chances I get to play with your whiskers!" Naruto paled and before he can turn it down, Chris popped up right behind him with a sadistic grin.

"That's good idea! I approved it!" The host chuckled and Izzy cheered. If he plays it right, there will be a lot of drama soon and everyone know that love-lines always bring drama which mean more rate.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Naruto cried as he clutches his head.

* * *

**Round One**

Chef glanced at the sides as the players entered the zone. Izzy, Courtney, Tyler, Cody, and Owen went up first against Heather, Lindsay, Leshawna, Harold, and Katie.

"Bring it on, fishes!" Heather teased, "Otherwise winning two in a row just won't be as satisfying."

"Oh, you're going down!" Tyler shot back, "We're gonna to bring the dinner to the table, and then we'll go to eat it!"

Naruto turns to Justin with blank expression, "…What?" The model shrugged, he also doesn't understand it at all.

"Both teams ready?" Chris shouted out, "Best of five games wins. Now let's dodge some ball!" As soon as he finished his sentence, Chef blows his whistler harder to start the game and both of the teams pick up their balls, three each.

"Time to unleash my wicked skills!" Harold cried but for no reason, he just spiked the ball on the floor. It bounced a few times before rolls to Izzy's feet.

"Have you ever played this game before, string bean?" Leshawna snarled before Tyler throws the ball at the team but it hit DJ.

"Sorry!" Tyler shouted out as the ball slammed into his stomach. Heather was the one who got him out of the game. Courtney snarled as she chucked the ball at Harold and it hit him in face, evening the number.

"Oooh! That'll leave a mark!" Chris laughed. Katie throws her ball and it flew toward Cody, the said geek ducks under it as it hit the wall before bounced back.

"Can someone remind me what I'm supposed to do with this again?" It was all Lindsay can ask before the ball slammed into her cheek, giving her a second bruises in process.

"She's beautiful, even if she get bruises…I'm so going to confess to her soon." Tyler whispered to Naruto as he sends a wave to the bombshell, who just returned it back with a smile. Naruto chuckled at the jock.

"Really? That's brave of you, dattebayo." The redhead patted Tyler's back, "Good luck." The ball flew into Tyler's groin.

"Mommy…" He groaned.

"What the hell was that!" Courtney growled, "Ref! He's even not on the court!" Chef glanced at Heather, the said girl claimed that she slipped so he let it passed for now. Courtney gritted her teeth, "Ugh!"

"Watch out!" Cody cried out and Courtney blinked. What does he mean by that? Her eyes widened, she forget that she was still game but it was too late, the ball hit her in back.

"That's how we roll!" Leshawna chuckled as the CIT take her place with a scowl. The sister was about to brag more but the ball in gut stopped her from doing it.

"Free Whisker time!" Izzy cheered as Naruto groaned in his hands. Katie fired back, managed to get Izzy out and before the sweet girl can celebrate, the ball hit her in leg.

'Damn it…' Heather scowled as Owen and Cody grinned at her.

"Easy out, guys, easy out!" Courtney cheered to her teammates and Heather glanced at her with sneer until she noticed something. Naruto was laughing with Bridgette before he ruffled her hair and she playful smacked him in arm. Izzy glomped Naruto and start to rubs his whiskers, causing him purring as Bridgette giggled at them.

* * *

**(Confession)**

Heather glared at the camera with angry sneer on her face, "This idiot! Moronic, ramen-addicting, foolish idiot!" She crossed her arms in front and kept ranting for a while, "Why is he getting too closer with these hussies!" She paused, "And why did it bother me?"

* * *

Cody throw the ball at Heather and with a loud snarl, she grab the ball with one hand before throw it at Owen, send him fly out.

"O-O-Owen!" Cody gulped before screaming out in pain as the ball slammed into his groin. Heather snarled again and stomped past snickering Chris before sit down with her teammates.

"Um…Are you…" Geoff was about to ask, only to cut off as Heather growled. Maybe it's better to stay clear of her for now.

"Oh my!" Chris chuckled, "First round go to Gophers!"

**Round Two**

"Come on, guys, we can do it!" Naruto clapped his hands to pumping up his team's spirit.

"Yeah, we better." Courtney muttered before turns to Tyler with a glare, "You better not mess it up again!"

"It was just a warm-up throw. Look, I can dominate this game." The jock said, "Just give all of your balls to me."

Chef blows his whistle again and Courtney sighed, "Fine…Just try to aim for the other side, okay?"

"Noah, you're up." Heather said after finally calm down.

"You know, you guys, did such an awesome job on the last game that I don't wanna mess up your mojo." Noah said before go back to his book and Heather raised one of her eyebrows. Beth volunteered to take Noah's place.

The two teams take their sides, Beth, Lindsay, Trent, Katie, and Sadie against Bridgette, Tyler, Izzy, Owen, and Naruto. The odd thing about Killer Bass team is that Tyler has all of the balls in his arms, causing the Screaming Gophers to be little unease about what he is up to. The jock starts to spinning around and the balls flew everywhere.

"Hey! Watch the face, dude!" Chris shouted as he ducks under the stray ball and Chef grunted out as the ball hit his face. The Gophers on the bleacher jump out as another stray ball flew to it before the final one hit Lindsay in face again.

"N-Noooooooo!" Tyler cried, not believing that he just hit his crush and ran up to help her up.

"Finally!" Courtney rolls her eyes.

"O-Oh my gosh, my face." Lindsay winced as she touches her face, accepting Tyler's hand and asked him, "How's my face?"

Tyler held his gasp back and winced in sight of her bruised face before give her a nervous smile, "It's really not that bad. You still look great."

"Really?"

"Yeah, really." He nervously chuckled, never noticed the fact that Trent just tosses the ball at him and gets him out of the game. Courtney facepalm at the scene and Naruto chuckled before he noticed his jock friend ask the bombshell to go for a walk.

'Good luck, dude.' The redhead winked at Tyler and he returned it with thumb up.

"Hey, Hey! Get back here!" Heather shouted out to Lindsay, "You are so close to being out of the alliance!"

"Big O, let's show them we mean business, dattebayo!" Naruto grinned at Owen as they grab their balls.

"Let's do it, buddy!" Owen roared, "Game on!" He throws one of his balls and it hit Katie and Sadie at once, his second ball hit Beth in stomach.

"Not bad! Now it's my turn!" Naruto chuckled before throw the ball at Geoff, the party boy's eyes widened before the ball slammed into his face, knocking him out. Trent gulped as Naruto smirked at him, "Sorry, Trent." The redhead throws the ball harder and the musican ducked under it as it soared over his head.

"Heh, you miss…" Trent was about to saying something but he hears a sound of the ball bounced off the wall behind him before he turns around to see the ball hitting him in forehead, "Gaaaah!"

"Hey, campers, look!" Chris chuckled, "That one's worth an instant replay." The campers looked at him showing them the footage of Geoff. He played it over and over to show how badly it was when the ball hit him in face, "Forward…Rewind…Forward…Rewind…Forward…Pause!" The host chuckled, "That's gonna leave a mark…It's one to one now!"

Owen and Naruto high-fived each other as the Killer Bass team cheered.

"Aww, I don't get anyone out this time." Izzy pouted.

**Round 3**

The third round starts as the players entered, Leshawna, Katie, Geoff, Beth, and Sadie against Courtney, Owen, Izzy, Justin, and DJ.

"DJ, give me your ball! Izzy want her whiskers time!" Naruto paled as chuckling DJ pass the ball to the crazy girl. Izzy launched them at once and managed to get Sadie and Beth out. "Yes! Two free passes!"

"I think I'm doomed…" Naruto sighed, earning some snickers from his teammates. They kept watching the game as Leshawna finally get Owen out, following by Izzy after she got Katie out.

"Go, team, go. You can do it." Noah mumbled, uninteresting in the game as his team glared at him. Geoff throws his ball and Courtney ducked with a smirk but the second ball wiped her smirk off.

"Woo-hoo!" Leshawna laughed before dodged the ball from DJ and the giant were hit by the ball, leaving Justin in the game.

"…Not the face, please." Justin grinned, causing Leshawna to swooning and Geoff rolls his eyes before get the model out. Now it's two to one in Gophers' favor.

"Hey, it's two to one!" Heather called out to Bass team, "How does it feel to suck so much?"

"It's not over!" Courtney yelled back before turns to her team, "Okay, that is really bad. One more game and we lose whole challenge, again." She stood up with hands on her hip, "We can't let that happen, people. I know we have strong players but we need someone meaner, someone who can crush these stupid gophers into dirt!"

Everyone looks at snoring Duncan before DJ shakes his head, "Unh-unh, if we wake him up, he'll kill us."

"He won't kill us, guys." Courtney sighed, "He wants to win too!"

"Courtney's right." Cody nodded, "We need him to win this."

"Thank, Cody…Now wake him up!"

The geek paled, "M-M-Me?" Courtney nodded, "No way, I'm not doing it! I like to live!"

"Well, who's gonna wake him up?" Courtney growled and everyone gulped, "…Fine, I have a plan. Someone find the long stick so we can poke him."

"I won't do that if I were you." Someone speak up, "I don't like to be poke."

"Then how can we wake…you…up?" Courtney slowly trailed off as everyone turn to face awaking Duncan, "Wasn't you just sle…"

"Naruto just wake me up. He just told me why you need me for." The punk grunted.

"Wait…Did you kill…" DJ gulped.

"Nah, I'm still alive." Naruto chuckled and DJ sighed with relief.

"Yeah…I'll play on one condition. You what I say when I say it." Duncan demanded and Courtney nods, "Okay, here's a strategy I picked up during my first visit to juvie. It's called 'Rush the New Guy'."

**Round 4**

Duncan chooses Courtney, Izzy, DJ, and Naruto to join him on the court as they go against Leshawna, Katie, Beth, Trent, and Gwen. Chef blow his whistle and Beth throw her ball, followed by Leshawna's ball. The Killer Bass players dodged them and in an instant, Izzy collected them before tossed them over to Duncan and Courtney. Four of them throw the balls at once, all of them knocked Leshawna out.

"Way to go, guys!" Bridgette cheered from sideline. The Bass team repeated their plan, earning them a easy win and end in tie. Izzy turns to Chris with puzzled expression on her face.

"Hey, Chris. If we hit them at same time, do I still get more whisker time?"

"Yeah, you do if your ball was in the group." Chris snickered, ignoring Naruto's shout and Izzy cheered.

"Come on, a little effort out there, people." Noah mumbled before his teammates glared at him harder.

"I think that we should do the same thing all over again." Courtney said, "So who want to sit out this time?"

"I will." DJ raised his hand and Cody volunteered to take his place.

"Not that Noah here cares," The queen bee speak to her team, "But we are not going to lose this challenge to these guys, get it?" She paused before snarled, "And where is Lindsay!"

"I'm here." Heather blinked before turns to Lindsay.

"Oh, just sit down and stay there." The bombshell nodded as she sits down. Naruto blink before look at Tyler sit down on the bleacher with saddened expression. He wonder what just happened between Lindsay and the jock.

The redhead noticed that Courtney walk up to the jock and snarled, "Where were you?"

"Nowhere."

"You were with this blond gopher girl, wasn't you?"

"No…maybe…" Tyler sighed and Courtney was about to grill him more but Naruto throw his arm around her and move her away.

"Hey, Courtney. The game is about to start!" Naruto glanced out of corner of his eyes to see Tyler send a grateful nod to him.

"H-H-Hey, what are you doing!" Courtney cried out of frustration.

**Round 5**

"Okay, that is it, the final tie-breaking game." Chris announced to the camera, "We have Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Harold, and Geoff playing for the Screaming Gophers team." He swings his arm to other side, "Going against Cody, Courtney, Naruto, Duncan, and Bridgette playing for the Killer Bass team."

"Go, team, go…" Noah cheered with dull tone.

"Go, team, go! WOOOO-HOOOO!" Owen roared with glee tone.

"Gophers, Bass, let's send this sample to the lab and see what you made of!" Chris said with grin.

"What sample are we talking about here? DNA?" Naruto turns to the host with widened eyes.

"…Just starts the damn game…" Chris deadpanned and chuckling Chef blow his whistle for the final round.

"Fast feet, fast hands!" Heather ordered her team as they grabbed their balls and throws it around. The results are that there were a lot of dodges, outs, and switching players.

"Knock them out, knock them out." Noah said, he was the only one that doesn't play his turn at all. "Ow!" He cried as a stray ball hit him out of his seat.

"I guess sports aren't your forte." Heather smirked at downed Noah as Gophers laughed at him.

"Yes!" Gwen cheered as she finally got Courtney out and Leshawna laughed with her.

"Oh, you messed with the wrong white girl!" The ball hit her in face, sends her back to the bleacher.

No one knows how long it has been going on for but now it's down to the final player for each team. Chris smirked as he looks at Harold and Naruto before whispered to the referee, "Hey Chef, bet you fifty bucks that the redhead wins it."

"I'm no fool! I know better not to bet against you!" The host pouted, why do he always have to be a killjoy.

"Come on, Harold!" Trent cheered him on.

"Sweet dream, princess!" Duncan laughed.

"Bring it on!" Harold throws his Kung-fu moves around and beckoning Naruto with his hand. The redhead shakes his head before throws a few of his balls at the nerd and he dodged them with fancy footwork, even pulling out a matrix.

"Whoa!" Noah gasped, dropping his book in his shock.

"Oh, you get some sweet moves, dude." Naruto chuckled as he tosses his ball up and down, "Where did you learn it from?"

"Figure-skating." The nerd answered.

"Ah, somehow odd but yet useful…But sorry, bud…" Naruto's eyes hardened with determination, "I'm not going to let my team lost another challenge, I promise you, dattebayo."

"Uh-oh!" Heather gasped in horror.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Knowing this idiot, if he makes any promises…He always fulfilling them no matter what…" Heather sighed, "Look like it is going to be nerd's funeral."

* * *

Naruto gives Harold a sadistic grin, "Let's see if you can dodge that…" He pulls his arm back and swinging his body forward, "DODGE!" The ball flew at high speed, giving Harold no chance to react before it hit him in stomach. The nerd screamed in terror as he flew with it and hit the wall before slide down slowly, leaves him whining in pain. The ball innocently rolls out off Harold and kept rolling until it comes to Naruto's feet.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

The Killer Bass team cheered as Naruto walk back to them with huge grin, "Nice throw, Whisker!" Duncan chuckled as the Bass lifted Naruto in air and carry him away.

"Gophers, what happened?" Chris asked them with a chuckle.

"What can I say?" Noah shrugged, "Weak effort."

"Aw, shut it!" Gwen snarled and stomped away.

"For once, I agree with weird goth girl." Heather scoffed before everyone walk away from Noah with the boys.

"Touchy." Noah rolls his eyes before look at his male teammates, "What? I'm telling you, the team spirit here is severely lacking lately."

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Campers, you've already placed your votes and made your decision." Chris said as he holds up the tray with marshmallows. "One of you will be going home and you can't come back…Ever! When you hear me call out your name, come pick up a marshmallow." The host cleared his throat before he called them out.

"Gwen…Geoff…Katie…Beth…Trent…Heather…Leshawna…Lindsay…Sadie…" One by one, the said campers pick up their marshmallows and stood behind Chris. It comes down to Harold and Noah for the final marshmallow. "The final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" Harold starts to sweat.

"…" Noah smirked, not worried about it since Harold play so poorly at the game.

"…" The campers glared at the certain person.

"…Harold!" The said nerd cheered, running up to get his marshmallow and take his place as Noah dropped his jaw in shock.

"Wait! Are you kidding me?" Noah yelled before give out a sigh, "All right, see if I care. Good luck because you just voted out the only one with any brains on this team." The bookworm's comment earned him a barrage of marshmallows, "Ow!"

"You need to learn a little thing called respect, Turkey!" Leshawna angrily muttered as she dusts her hands.

"Whatever, I'm outta here." Noah said, walking to the dock of shame and step into the boat before it take off.

* * *

**(Lake)**

"Did you enjoy your meats?" Naruto grinned at the sharks as they nodded back to him. The redhead chuckled, tossing them some of meats before he felt someone tackle him from behind.

"Whisker time!" Naruto's eyes widened as Izzy's hands rubbed his whiskers, causing him to purr.

"O-O-Oooooo…S-Stop!" Izzy giggled, shaking her head.

"Nope!"

Naruto sighed at her, "Why are you doing that?" The crazy girl tilted her head with a lopsided grin before she giggled.

"Dunno! It's fun to play with your whiskers…And it's cuter when you purring! I like you!" For some reason, Izzy's answer made Naruto's face red…or it was because she kept rubbing his cheeks. "There, I used up two of seventeen passes. See ya later!" Izzy giggled, disappeared into the wood.

Naruto sighed and facepalm, blaming the host in his head for gave Izzy a bonus mission. He turns to the smirking sharks and rolled his eyes at them, "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, you guys."

* * *

**(Killer Bass Cabin)**

Tyler sighed, he was still wide-awake and it was late at night. The jock kept rewinding a memory in his head over and over.

* * *

_The jock and the bombshell walk to the shore, they were talking about random things and it was good time. They sat down on the sand and watch the waves as they roll in before Tyler speaks up._

"_Um…L-L-Lindsay…" The jock rubbed his neck and she turned her head to him._

"_Yes, Taber?" Lindsay smiled, Tyler don't mind the fact that she got his name wrong since she always get everyone's name wrong._

"_I-I-I have something to tell you…" The jock takes a deep breath and stuttered, "I-I-I…"_

"_Hmm?"_

"_I like you!" Lindsay's eyes widened and she turn to him, "You're really beautiful and sweet girl, you really treat everyone with kind and never treat anyone different because of their appearance." The jock said, recalling how well she gets along with Beth and Gwen._

_At his school, he never went out with the beautiful girls since they always treat other people like outcasts and that's why he was still single because he used to be an outcast before he gets into sport._

"_Um…Te…" Lindsay tried to speak up but Tyler continued on with his confession._

"_The reason why I fall for was because of your personality, I know it's out of blue since we don't talk a lot…I…I just want to tell you that I like you." Lindsay bit her lip before put her hand on his shoulder._

"_I'm happy that you feel like that…But I'm sorry." The jock's heart just fall, "You're really nice guy and any girls would be lucky to have you because I can tell that you're also loyal…The thing is that…I like someone else." Lindsay give Tyler a hug, "I like you as a friend and I think you're really brave for telling me about your feeling…I'm sorry and I hope that don't change our friendship."_

_Tyler give her a sad smile, "Nah, it doesn't change anything…Thank…"_

"…_I'm going back…Are you?" Tyler shakes his head._

"_Nah, I'm going to stay here for a bit but I'll be right there." Lindsay nodded before give him a hug again and walk back to the court. He sat there for a few minutes before he follow her._

* * *

Tyler turns to his side and hugged his pillow, fighting back the tears in his eyes. The jock's eyes slowly closed and before he knows it, he was in deep sleep.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers Cabin)**

It had been a few days after the dodgeball challenge and it was morning.

"Okay, this is so-way-beyond bad." Lindsay's whine waked Gwen up and the goth girl turn to her as the bombshell checked her empty tanner tubes, "I'm out of fake tanner, already."

"Whoa, that's tragic, Lindsay." Gwen said sarcastically.

"Now I have to actually like suntan, in the sun." Lindsay turned to Gwen with puppy eyes, "Do you realize how shriveled and wrinkly that can make your skin?" Gwen ignored her as she patted her hair down. "Oh, you totally do!" Lindsay gasped, expressing her concern and Gwen rolled her eyes.

"All right, Campers, enough beauty sleep!" Chris' voice rang out of the loudspeaker, "Time to show us what you're made of…Meet me at the stage!"

"Now what!" Duncan grunted out as the campers slowly staggered out of their cabins.

* * *

**(Stage)**

"Are we gonna see a musical?" Lindsay asked her teammates, "I love musicals…Especially the ones with singing and dancing."

"Gwen, saved you a seat!" Trent waved Gwen over as he patting the seat next to him.

"Thank." Gwen smiled at the musician before sat down next to him as Heather look at them with raised eyebrow, not sure if they are in alliance or not. The queen bee glanced at the other team to see Naruto wave at her with grin and she turn her nose up in air, not noticing that she accidently hit Lindsay in face with her ponytail.

"Bah…" was all Lindsay can say as she pulls a piece of hair out of her mouth.

"Welcome to our brand-new, deluxe, state-of-the-art outdoor amphitheater." Chris showed up in the middle of the stage with cheesy grin.

"Wow, the interns really build it so faster because I don't see that place here yesterday." Naruto muttered.

Chris glared at Naruto for interrupting him before muttered, "Anyway…This week's challenge is a summer camp favorite, a talent contest!"

"Yes! Awesome!" Owen cheered as the campers perked up at Chris' revelation.

"Each team has eight hours to pick their three most talented campers." The host explained, "These three will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes as long as it's legal." He gave Duncan an 'I'm watching you' sign and the punk snapped his fingers, too bad.

"You will be judged by our resident talent scout, former D.J., V.J., and rap legend grand…Master Chef who will show his approval via the chef-o-meter." Out of nowhere, the ding can be heard and everyone look around for it but Chris speaks again, "The team that loses will send one camper home tonight. Good luck!" The host chuckled as he walks off the stage.

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**(Screaming Gophers)**

Heather blows her whistle before walk by her team and said, "Okay, I'm the team captain, so here's how it's going to work."

"Wait! Who said you were team captain?" Gwen asked.

"She did. Just now." Lindsay replied.

"Lindsay, Beth, and I took a vote, and I won." Heather gave Gwen a smug smirk.

"Threatening them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic." The goth girl snarled before Trent show up with a muffin.

"Hey, snagged you an extra muffin." The musician handed her the food before Heather call out to him.

"Trent, you're cool with me leading this project, are you?"

"Right on. Go for it." Trent nodded, earning a frown from Gwen.

"Good. Beth, Lindsay, and I will be the judges." Heather said as the mentioned girls squealed together.

"Whatever." Gwen deadpanned.

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**(Killer Bass)**

Courtney once again takes charge of the project and no one was against it because they don't want to lead the team.

"So who want to audition first?" CIT asked them and Owen raised his hand with gusto.

"Pick me! Pick me! Pick! Pick! Me! Me! Me!" Courtney sighed before nod at him, "All right!" Owen stands in front of his team with a bottle before chugged it then burping the entire alphabet. The boys cheered before Courtney shot them down by stating that it was too gross.

"Maybe next time, Big O." Naruto tried to cheer sulking oaf up.

"Hey, Naruto, are you going to audition?" Bridgette asked, recalling that the redhead working in circuses for part-time.

"Me? Hmm, I guess I can try out but it has been a while and I may be a little rusty." Naruto rubbed his head.

"Oh, what do you do?" Courtney raised her eyebrow and Naruto chuckled.

"As one of clowns, I can do a lot of things, dattebayo." Everyone blinked at him, a clown?

"Ugh, I'll put you on the list if we don't have the third one." Courtney groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose. Naruto shrugged, he was fine with it as long as everyone have a chance to try out.

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**(Screaming Gophers)**

The team sat with look of shocks on their face as they watch Sadie and Katie dance very badly.

"Um…No." Heather shook her head, crossed their names off the list before noticing Gwen walk away with a book in her hands. "Where are you going?"

"Anywhere, that's not here." Gwen muttered as she disappeared into the wood. The queen bee narrowed her eyes and turns to her team. So far they choose Trent for his music talent and had to take a little break due to Heather changing into her tutu outfit.

"For my audition, it's ballet route." The queen bee starts to show off her talent and they clapped as she looks at Lindsay and Beth to signal them for their cue.

"Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest." Beth said and Lindsay seconded it.

"Guys, that's so sweet." Heather acted with hidden smirk, "Okay, unh, so I guess I'm in…Why everyone doesn't take a five?" The team accepted it and walks off before Heather stopped Lindsay. "I need you to do something. Can you keep a secret?" The queen bee demanded.

"Oh my gosh, definitely!" Lindsay nodded, "My sister got diarrhea once on her date, and I had to bring her toilet paper because the restaurant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom, and I've never told a soul."

'Whoa, TMI…' Heather stared at her with unreadable expression. Lindsay nods before remembering something, she was on nationwide television show.

"…Oops…Sorry, Paula."

"Gwen's up to something serious." Heather muttered, want to forget what the bombshell just revealed and hand her the walkie-talkie. "I need you to follow her and report back to me."

"Okay."

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**(Killer Bass)**

After a several auditions, DJ was doing a rhythmic dance with a ribbon which everyone clapped to. "Fine. Sign him up…Now we have one more spot left" Courtney sighed, the Bass team already chose the CIT for her violin. "Next."

"Me!" Bridgette perked up, "I can stand on my hands for twenty minutes. Watch!" She lifts herself up and stands on her hands.

"Okay, that'd be cute if you were a monkey." CIT rolls her eyes, "I just don't think it's quite what we're looking for…Next…" Justin walks to the front of the campers and just flexing his muscles as the girls gushed over him.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…I can't believe what I'm going to say…Sorry, Justin, that's not talent even if you're this handsome…" Courtney sighed and Justin shrugged, it's better to sit out and stay in the game longer. She turned to Naruto and said, "Fine, Naruto, you're third."

"I'll do my best, dattebayo." The redhead grinned as CIT walks off to find Chris and let him know that they have three representatives.

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**(Screaming Gophers)**

Lindsay returned to Heather without find anything about Gwen. "Great…" Heather muttered as the Gophers get together again for the tryouts. Beth decided to show off her talent with flaming baton route.

"Are you sure that that is safe?" Heather asked, worried for her safety. She was not alone because everyone shared her concern.

"It's okay. I've been practicing." Beth replied, focusing in her route before she tossed them in air. Everyone gulped as the gravity bring them back down before Beth catches them and give a bow.

"Wow!" Heather said as everyone clapped, "I think we have our final representative. So it's me, Trent, and Beth…Any objections?" There was no objection at all.

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**(Gwen)**

The goth girl was thinking about what to write in her diary before Cody walk up to her from behind and asked her, "What you got there, a journal?"

"Beat it." Gwen grunted.

"Oh, I got it." Cody sat down next to her as she glared at him, "Yeah, it's private, huh? I'm down with that. Yeah, it's cool, brah." The geek attempt to glance into her diary but Gwen got in his face with scowl.

"What part of 'beat it' don't you understand?" Gwen growled, returning to her book until Cody takes a sniffle of her hair. "What are you, some kind of freak?" The goth girl jump away from him.

"U-Um….Y-Y-You just smell really pretty." Cody stuttered, rubbing his arm in embarrassment.

"It's just soap…" Gwen slowly walks backward away from him.

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**(Confession)**

"Stupid…Stupid…I blame the teenager hormone…" Cody slapped his forehead over and over.

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**(Screaming Gophers cabin)**

Heather figured out that the book must be weird goth girl's diary and plan to snatch it as Gwen switched into her swimsuit and go for a swim, Trent joining her.

"Come on, Lindsay. We have a diary to find." The queen bee smirked and Lindsay looks unsure about it.

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**(Killer Bass)**

Courtney was practicing with her violin as the team watch her before Owen asked Bridgette, "So can you really stand on your hands for twenty minutes? It's awesome! I can't do it because it's too hard."

"Want to bet that I can't?" Bridgette smirked as she pulls out a chocolate bar.

"Oh, oh, oh." Naruto chuckled, "I bet five bars that she can do it."

"I bet you can't." Duncan chuckled, playing poker with DJ.

"Yeah, that's like virtually impossible." DJ laughed and Bridgette dared them to ante up before the boys pooled in.

"Okay, twenty minutes starting now." Bridgette said as she get on her hands and walk around as they look at Duncan's watch. The surfer's leg got tangled with the hanging rope and accidentally untied it in process as the spotlight fall down and broke Courtney's violin. The surfer cried, "Oh crap!"

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"You…You killed my violin!" Courtney growled at Bridgette as Naruto wrapping the bandages on her head.

"I don't mean to." Bridgette apologized, "There must be something we can do."

"Yeah, it was an accident, dattebayo. We can fix your violin, it's not this bad…" Naruto said before the violin fall apart in CIT's hands, causing her to cry harder. "…Never mind…"

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**(Backstage)**

The representatives from each team gathered behind the backstage and starts to warm up before the talent contest to start. Naruto noticed that Heather was in her tutu outfit before he grinned and walk up to her, "Yo, Heat-chan!"

"Stop calls me that, idiot!" Heather snarled before scowled, "What do you want?"

"Nothing much, just to say break a leg." Naruto chuckled, "So you are going to do some ballet dancing? It has been a while since I last saw you in it." Heather blinked at his sentence before realizing something, the last time he saw her doing ballet was before…

"Oh, yeah, I forget about that." Heather mumbled and Naruto ruffled her hair with a smile before the queen bee swatted his hand away.

"I'm really looking forward to your dance."

The queen bee perked at his comment, "R-R-Really?"

"Yeah, I always enjoy it when you do your ballet, dattebayo." Heather doesn't know why her chest felt tightened, neither her cheeks burning up.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"My plan was to read a page out of weird goth girl's diary…" Heather frowned, "But after hearing what idiot said about my ballet…For some reason, I don't want to go ahead with my plan…" She sighed, "…Idiot, why does he always affect me?"

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"Okay, I know I'm not as good as you are at your violin, but I can do this." Bridgette told Courtney before Heather walks up to them.

"Bridgette…" The queen bee glared at the surfer, "It would suck if something happens to you."

"What is this supposed to mean?" Bridgette glared back.

"Oh nothing…" Heather shrugged, "Oh, and go easy on the chips. You don't want to sink that surfboard of yours and lose his attention, do you?" Bridgette stopped eating her chips and glare at the queen bee before the surfer throws the bag at Heather.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I wonder if she was just trash-talking me to throw me off during the contest? It really doesn't feel like it…" Bridgette said before paused, "…And whose attention was she talking about?"

* * *

**(Stage)**

"It's the T.D.I talent extravaganza!" Chris announced to the audience made up of the campers, "Welcome to the very first camp Wawanakwa talent contest, where six campers will showcase their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves." The host grinned, 'hope they do' Chris chuckled in his head. "First up for the Screaming Gophers is Beth."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Lindsay cheered for her friend as the farmer girl starts to showcase her baton route. At first, she was doing well until one of the flaming baton slipped from her in air.

"Uh-oh!" Beth nervously gulped as the baton crashed into her and Chris walks up to her with a chuckle.

"Don't your ma tell you to not to play with fire or you'll get burn…" He paused to chuckle again as Chef-o-meter dinged four times, "But Chef really like the first half of your route."

"Um…That's good, I think?" Beth groaned as she walks to the backstage.

"First up for the Killer Bass, make some noise for the big guy…DJ!" The Bass team cheered as DJ leaped into the stage and dance around for a while until the ribbons got tangled with his legs, bringing him down with a thump.

"Ooh!" The campers winced as Chris chuckled again.

"Dainty and yet masculine. Let's see what Grandmaster Chef thinks." Chris said before the chef-o-meter dinged twice, "Not much…" DJ walk off dejected as Chris kept talking, "So with two down and four acts to go, it's the Screaming Gophers screaming ahead…Next is Trent. Take it away, my bro."

"This one goes out to someone special here at camp." Trent smiled as he starts to play his guitar and singing a song.

_They say that we've only got summer_

_And I say that's a really bummer_

_But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun_

_It's just be the two of us_

_Nothing to do but just hang_

_So let me say only this_

_I'd stick around for just one kiss_

The campers applauded as Chris ran to Trent's side and patted him on back, "Nice work! I liking your style, dude," The Chef-o-meter dinged eight time, "And so does Grandmaster Chef." The musician waved to the campers before frowning Chris shove him off the stage, "All right, quit hogging my lights, buddy." The host turns to the camera with grin as if he doesn't shove someone off just now, "Three down and three to go, and the Killer Bass are totally sucking so far…Let's hear it for Bridgette!"

In the backstage, Courtney looked at nervously Bridgette and asked, "Are you sure you can do this?"

"Oh, definitely." Bridgette nods, holding her rumbling stomach. "N-No, I'm great."

"Break a leg, Bri-chan." Naruto smiled as he put a makeup on his lower face and Bridgette smiled at him.

'I hope it don't go bad…' Courtney whined in her mind as Bridgette walk to the center of the stage on her hands. It wasn't long until she starts to burp loudly, earning some smiles from male campers.

'I-I-I don't feel so go…' was the last thing that Bridgette thinks before she vomited on the stage upside down. The campers gasped in horror as the surfer projected her vomits all over, causing some campers to vomits before she falls down.

"It's like watching The Exorcist…" Chef laughed as Chris tries to keep his dinner down.

"Cleanup on aisle three, four, five, and six…" Chris groaned in disgust as he steps over the vomit puddles. "We will take a break in meantime so we can hose the joint down…" He finally throws up his dinner.

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Bridgette moaned in the backstage as Naruto clean her face up with wet towel. "Do you feel better now?" The redhead asked.

"A little but it was embarrassing…" The surfer moaned again, "Thank for help me out."

"No problem, Bri-chan." Naruto smiled at her as he gently rub her cheek with towel, "And there, you're clean." Bridgette nods with rosy cheeks, she felt scared that she will be send home after this challenge and for some reason, she will miss Naruto a lot…

'…No way…It can't…' Bridgette's eyes widened.

* * *

"And welcome back to talent extravaganza!" Chris said, "Okay, so in a strange turn of events, Bridgette's chunk-blowing fest registered two thumbs up by Grandmaster Chef…But it's not enough to pull ahead of the Screaming Gophers who hold the lead with Trent's love song." The host shrugged, "So without further delay, here she is for the leaders…Heather with her swan lake! Remember, Heather…only twenty minutes."

"Music, please." The queen bee clapped her hands as the intern played the swan lake. Heather slowly moves around before dance among the song and out of her eye's corner, she can see Naruto smiling at her. It went on until the end of time and the campers clapped.

"That was lovely, Heather! Who can think that you have a soft heart?" Chris smirked, knowing about Heather's plan involving with goth girl and diary, thank to the cameras. "It almost brings a tear to Grandmaster Chef." The chef-o-meter dinged seven times.

"Hmmph!" Heather turns her nose up in air as she walks off the stage.

"Well, then it's down to the final act of the night." Chris smiled, "Can Naruto and his tricks turn it around? I seriously doubt it! Let's find out!" The host walks backward off the stage as the circus music rang out in air.

"Hello, gentlemen and ladies!" A huge ball bounced into the stage before a puff of smoke popped on top of the ball to reveal a clown balancing on the ball.

He was wearing a black Kabuki half mask, only revealing his white-painted lower face and it made his red hair to form a mane. The campers noticed that he was wearing an orange and red jester outfit with black frill collar and white frill cuff.

"My name is Joka!" The clown bowed as he flipped his hand, the daggers appeared out of nowhere and start to juggle them in air. "Let me tell you a little story." Joka giggled as he lifts one of his legs up in air behind his back, balancing on the ball with one foot.

"There was a family of three. A son named Trouble, a father named Shut-up, and a mother named None-of-your-business." The campers raised their eyebrows as Joka starts to roll around on the large balls, still juggling the daggers. "Trouble was in his backyard, playing on a swing while his parents were in the house. The boy got bored so he decided to visit his friend next door without telling his parents." The clown toss all the daggers in air before flip in air a couple times and landed back on the ball, resuming his juggle without dropping one dagger.

"Whoa…" Leshawna made a 'O' with her mouth as everyone nods with her.

"It was getting late so the father comes out to call the boy back in. 'Trouble! Come inside, it's late.' The father said before he looks around the backyard to see the boy was not there. He look at his wife and back to the yard a few times before he finally say, 'Honey…' 'Yes, dear?' the mother said."

"Is it me or did the daggers multiplied?" Cody muttered in shock as the daggers split in two.

"The father told her that the boy is gone. 'WHAT! Where's my kid!' The mother cried and the father tried to calm her down. 'Get in the car, we'll look for him.' He said as they take the car and went out in the city at night, screaming 'Trouble' over and over." Joka starts to swing his hips around as the hoop mysteriously appeared out of nowhere like if it was magic. "They kept screaming and call out until the cop car stop and pull them over. The police walk up to them, 'Do you know why I pull you over for?' 'Office, you have to help us! We can't find our boy.' The father cried. 'Oh, can you give me your name, sir?'."

"O-o-oh!" Chef chuckled, figured out what'll happen next.

"The father told him, 'Yes, shut up.' The police stares at him before ask him again, 'Sir? I just asked for your name.' The father look confused, 'I said shut up.' They kept going on until the police decided to go to the mother's side. 'Your husband is very rude, can you tell me his name and yours too?' The mother nodded to him before saying 'Shut up, nope of your business.'." The campers start to chuckled, "The police frowned at them before saying, 'Are you looking for trouble?' The parent looks at each other before screaming at the police, 'YES!' and that end our story!" Joka grinned as the daggers burst into colorful confetti in air and the clown bowed to them.

"Now that's a talent!" Chris clapped wildly as he walks to the clown. "Sweet persona, Naruto."

"Thank, dude." Naruto chuckled, taking his mask off.

"It looks like you laughed the pant off Grandmaster Chef and he really totally love it." The chef-o-master dinged nine times, "What a huge turnaround! The Screaming Gophers have been trampled by the Killer Bass."

"That's amazing!" Bridgette cheered as the Killer Bass team gather around Naruto.

"And as for the Screaming Gophers, pick your favorite loser and I'll see you at the campfire." Chris chuckled.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Kudos to you all for an incredible night of entertainment, music, drama, barfs." Chris said as he passes the marshmallow without calling out for their name since there was no time. Only Sadie and Beth don't get their marshmallow yet, "There's only one marshmallow left on this plate."

"…" Beth gulped as she trembles in her seat.

"…" Sadie look very worried and she look at Katie.

"…" Chris humming the theme song of TDI show as the campers glared at him for dragging it too long.

"…Beth!" The farmer girl grabs her marshmallow and Sadie cried out.

"Noooo! Katie!"

"Sadie!" The BFF hugged each other and sobbed.

"Enough with waterworks, ladies." Chris muttered with a frown, why do they always have to be so dramatic over a little separation. It's not like they won't see each other again.

* * *

**(Confession)**

Heather shrugged her shoulders, "It was too easy. I told Beth and Lindsay to vote against Sadie and I just blackmailed Harold."

_***Static***_

"Heather found out about my secret crush…I don't want anyone to know about it…Why did my letter had to fell out of my pocket in front of Heather!" Harold sobbed in his hands. The nerd dropped it when the Screaming Gophers were on their way to vote.

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**(Dock of Shame)**

"I'll miss you, Katie!" Sadie sobbed, waving from the moving boat.

"I'll miss you too, Sadie!" Katie shouted back with a sob.

"I'll miss you!"

"I'll miss you toooo!" That kept went on until the ship disappeared into the fog.

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**(Dock)**

"Woohoo! It has been a crazy week!" Chris chuckled, "We have seen so much eliminations, new alliance, and a lot of possible relationship that will may bring us a lot of drama…" The host rubbed his hands together with maniacal grin, "I know that it was right move to pick Naruto, hehehehe! What will happen next time on…" Chris takes a deep breath.

"**Total…"**

"**Drama…"**

"**Island!"**

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**(Screaming Gophers cabin)**

"Hey weird goth girl." Gwen turns to Heather and catches a black book before her eyes widened.

"Did you…" Gwen growled and Heather smirked at her.

"I just did…It was so boring." The queen bee sighed as she slid into her bed, "You kept talking about how hot Trent is, how cute he is, blah, blah!" Heather laughed as Gwen sneered at her.

"You'll regret it…"

"Oh, I'm so scared…Night!" Heather turns away from growling Gwen. The goth girl stomped to her bed and turn the light off.

* * *

_Killer Bass Team: Bridgette, Courtney, Cody, DJ, Duncan, Izzy, Justin, Naruto, Owen_

_Screaming Gophers Team: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Trent_

_Eliminated: Eva, Ezekiel, Noah, Sadie_

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**And this ends the second chapter of WDL. Like it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**This time, it took about 44 pages with notes together. Originally I was going to do one chapter a episode but it take about 17 pages and I felt like it was not enough so I cram in more episodes in one chapter to the max of my limit. Like I said before, it can be long or short and at random time…plus I wonder if anyone catch the reference when Naruto joked to Tyler about his workout?**

**Now you all have noticed that the butterfly effect played in this chapter, like Lindsay rejected Tyler because she like someone else and Heather show a bit of her soft side by not reading Gwen's diary out loud since Naruto was there to change her mind indirectly.**

**Now I'm going to try to explain about what I just revealed in this chapter before anyone asked me that.**

**First of all, I decided that his mother died from an illness because I want to go in other way because everyone always goes with death in accident, murder, or anything like that so I was like, 'why not' and try it out to see how it turn out for the readers. I know that he just revealed it but I blame his lacking of sleeping during the Awake-A-thon and his honest nature.**

**Second, I know that some of you will ask me why I leave some scenes out that you already saw in the show. I just want to focus on how Naruto act around his team and possible relationship. I'm trying to keep some of cannon in but add some original with it. If I cut some scenes out, it mean it is following the cannon like always.**

**Third, there is a reason why I eliminated Sadie early is because it is a part of plan and to start a side-pairing between her and someone.**

**Fourth, I decided that Naruto would have experience by working in several circuses because that's only way I can come up with Naruto's skills and talent. I'm not sure if some reader would be happy with it or not.**

**I tried my best to keep some characters IC but I still think some of them were OOC…maybe it's just me.  
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**In the next chapter, it's possible that Naruto may revealed his scar and reveal a bit about how he got it during the fear challenge or not…**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to campers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	3. Island: Wild Edition

**Thank you, everyone, for your feedback, advice, and everything.**

**Raven: Thank you for your advice, I'll try to keep it in my mind.**

**Coldblue: 1. Maybe… 2. That's would be telling…3. Yes but in the future.**

**Like I said before, if I leave some scenes out, it mean it's following the cannon.**

**Remember everyone, my grammar is not this good and I may miss some or most of them and will be happy if anyone pointed it out for me so I can make a best chapter next time. **

**I want everyone to keep it in mind that I'm not good at making up stories or some of deep heart-to-heart talk within this story but I tried my best.**

**Here's the third chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, or anything mentioned in this chapter.**

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**Chapter 3: Island: Wild Edition**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Island, two teams got together and had a lot of fun challenges in just a week!" Chris said with a grin, "The campers got a chance to know each other during the Awake-a-thon which lasted for four days, ouch!" The host chuckled, "And after that, they just enjoyed a good game of dodgeball and showcase their talent in a contest. During these, we have our first alliance, jealousy bee in denial, rivalries, and a few of ships…You know what I'm talking about." Chris wiggled his eyebrows at the camera with a grin.

"There were a few campfire ceremonies and three campers, Eva, Noah, and Sadie, had to take a ride in losers boat." The host plays the footage of said contesters leaving the island, "Now who will be the next victims to walk down the Dock of Shame? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!"

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_Naruto stares at his house with uncertainly expression before a hand touched his shoulder, "You okay, kid?"_

"_Yeah, Oji-san…" The redhead sighed before look up to Heather's father, "Thank again for let me stay at your house, dattebayo."_

"_No problem, you're like a family to us since your mother moved in next door…" Naruto give him a small smile, "You can use the guest room…come on, Naruto."_

_With one last glance at his house, Naruto entered Heather's house…_

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**(Killer Bass cabin)**

"Get your asses up, maggots! Chow time!" Chef's voice roars out of the loudspeaker as Naruto's eyes snaps opened. Owen was the only camper that slept in, the redhead won't be surprised if Big O can sleep through storm if there was one.

"Ugh, and it was getting good…" Duncan muttered before the punk jump out of his bed. "Dibs on shower." Duncan said as he grabs some of his clothes and kick Owen's bed to wake the oaf up since they both share same bunk beds.

"Chocolate donuts with shrimps topping!" The boys raised their eyebrows and give Owen a weird look, what the hell did he dreamed about?

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**(Outside)**

Katie sobbed into her hands, her best friend was gone and what was she going to do now? She gave out a wail before someone speaks up behind her. "Um…Are you okay?" The girl blinked, turns to face the geek.

"C-C-Cody?" Katie was not sure if it was his name but she overheard Gwen muttered about him in passing.

"Yeah…" Cody rubbed his neck, "I just saw you crying and…well…" He was on his way to the communal bathroom before notice Katie wailing on the log.

"O-o-oh…I'm…" Katie sobbed again, freaking Cody out. "Sadie!" The geek gulped before he sit down next to her and patting her back, he don't know how to comforting girls at all.

"D…Do you want to talk about it?" What? The geek doesn't know what to say and that's all he can think right now. The skinny half look at him before nods her head and start to vents out on him as he patting her back over and over.

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**(Campfire)**

After their breakfast, Chris told everyone to meet him at the campfire pit for their challenge. "Campers," The host starts his explanation, "Today's challenge will test your outdoor-survival skills. I'm not gonna lie to you, some of you may not come back alive." Some of the campers gasped before Chris chuckled at their expressions, "Just kidding. All you have to do is spend one night in the woods. Everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest. You just have to find it." He pulls out a couple of maps before tossed them to the leader of the teams and give them a warning, "Oh…And watch out for bears, lost a couple of interns in preproduction.

'Good thing we have Naruto…' Courtney sighed, if the redhead can tame man-eating sharks then it's possible that the bears won't attack the Killer Bass team.

"First team back for breakfast wins invincibility." Chris said before pressing his air horn, "Well, off you go…And don't die!" The host chuckled again as he leaves.

"Did he say there are bears up in here?" Leshawna asked with bewildered eyes before Owen starts to tell everyone about his encounter with bear.

"Really? That's cool, Big O." Naruto grinned at his large friend and Leshawna muttering under her breath, something about wishing that they were in her team and fighting a bear.

"Oh, this one time," Izzy giggled as she jumps on Naruto's back, "I saw a bear eating our garbage. He had old spaghetti noodles hanging from his big, huge teeth, and it look like blood and guts. We thought he was eating the neighbor's cat, Simba." Everyone stares at Izzy with weird look, "But it turned out that he was just lost for a week."

"Um…I…See…" Duncan muttered, not sure how to make a comment about her story.

"Let's go!" Courtney barked at her team, she doesn't want to let the Gophers win another challenge.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

"Hey Gwen, wait up!" Trent called out to the goth girl but she just ignored him and walk away from him before he ran up to her side. "Can I walk with you?"

"No…" Gwen grunted angrily, she just wants to be left alone for a while.

"Oh, come on, you're moping over the fact that I just read your diary?" Heather rolls her eyes as Gwen glared at the queen bee, "That is so lame."

"Whatever!" The goth girl snapped before stomps away from her team.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

The team was following Courtney as she kept checking her map time from time. A mosquito lands on Justin's face before he swatted it and pull out a mirror to check himself for any bite. Naruto blinked, noticing that the model just stopped and turn to him.

"Dude, you alright?"

"Yeah…Just checking…Go ahead, I'll catch up." Naruto glanced at his team before give out a sigh.

"Fine, but don't get lost and stay on the path, dattebayo." Justin nodded as Naruto ran to catch up with the team. The model turns back to his mirror and winked at it, he's so perfect and everyone knows it.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

"Ugh!" Heather growled, she was getting tired of this weird goth girl sulking around and whispered back to her team, "She is so the next one to leave."

"Who?" Beth asked before Heather answers her by pointing at Gwen.

"But you're the one who read her diary…Girl, that's privacy thing!" Leshawna glared at the queen bee, the said girl shrugged her shoulders.

"Katie, you doing okay?" Geoff asks the girl and Katie nods at him with saddened expression.

"Yeah…" She gave out a small smile, thinking about the geek and how he comforted her.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

"Uh…There's no food here." Owen nervously chuckles, the team finally found their camping site and he was very hungry for some foods.

"This is a survival challenge." Courtney said, emphasizing on survival. It earns a whine out of the large oaf and the CIT rolls her eyes before look at the instruction, "It says that we have to find our foods in wild." The campers sighed, it look like it's going to be a long day for everyone.

"I bet right now, Heat-chan would say something about diet." Naruto chuckled, somewhere a certain camper sneezed. Izzy popped up right next to Naruto, making him jump a bit.

"Hey, Red! You know what would be fun?" the crazy girl grins at Naruto, "What if a bear show up when we call them out?"

"Um…"

"Right! That would be so fun!" Owen giggled as he grabs them in bear hug and joyously growls, "I'm a bear! Rawr!"

"Shut up!" Courtney yelled at Owen, causing him to whining again.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Courtney is really mean to me today…" Owen whined, poking his fingers together before blink at the camera. "And why do I have a weird feeling that we missed someone?" There was a pause before he shakes his head, "Nah…"

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

"I'm so hungry…" Heather groaned as the campers waited for Geoff and Harold to come back from their hunt.

"Yo, who ordered the pepperoni pizza…" A delivery boy hollered at the group, "With extra cheese?" The campers raised their eyebrows, how the hell did he get on the island?

"It's for the camera crew, over here!" The cameraman waves him over and the Gophers glared at the camera crew. "What? We need to eat!" One of the interns nervously said as their glares get harder before a voice stopped them.

"We're men now." Harold laughed as Geoff show up with fishes.

"Are you kidding me?" Heather gaping at them, the Gophers cheered for foods. "How do you know how to fish?"

Geoff grinned at the campers, "It's really easy to catch fishes with my hat."

"…A hat…Seriously?" Gwen deadpanned, that's ridiculous...

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Yeah…" Geoff chuckled, "My bro was really crazy but his ideas always work out well."

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

Everyone was doing their own tasks while Owen was cooking the fishes under Duncan's eyes since they figures that the loveable oaf will may end up eat their dinner. Naruto's eyes glanced at Bridgette as they set up the tent. He can't help but wonders why he kept taking glances at the surfer and he never noticed Cody elbowing Tyler as they both snickering under their breath.

"What's for dinner, woman. I'm starving." Duncan smirked at Courtney, receiving a glare from her.

"I hope you don't expect me to dignify that with a response." The CIT growled.

"Hey, guys, look what I found!" Everyone turns their head to DJ and see that he was petting a rabbit in his arms. The rabbit coughs and stares at them with big doe eyes.

"Well, I never had rabbit stew before, but what the heck, I'm game." Duncan said before the giant gasped at him.

"No! That is my new pet!" DJ turns his body to shield his rabbit from the punk, "I'm calling him Bunny."

"You can't find any other foods?" Courtney sighed, "Then it looks like we'll have fishes and berries for dinner."

"Has anyone seen Pretty Boy?" Duncan asked before everyone's eyes widened, they just forget about Justin.

* * *

**(Justin)**

"Hello, anyone out there?" The model asked, glancing around the woods and trying to find his teammates. He don't noticed that it's dark already since he was busy adoring himself in the mirror.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I can't help it…I'm too sexy." Justin smiled, staring into his mirror. "I'm so perfect and flawless." The model flexed his muscles before making a kissy face with his mirror.

* * *

"Hmm?" Justin blinks as he found a cave and shrugged his shoulders, 'That would make a good shelter until morning.' He walks inside and starts to scream as the bats flew and hugs his face. "My face!" The model cried out.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

"I think the fishes are ready." Harold said, handing out the fishes to the Gophers.

"Thank man, fish looks awesome." Trent said before chewing on his fish. There was silence between the team before someone decided to break it.

"So…Anyone get a campfire story?" Geoff asked and Heather glared at him.

"No story…We're not kids anymore!" The party boy pouted, he just wants to hear some stories and it was too boring!

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

Bridgette gasps out of fear as the owl hooted out in the night. "Be cool, it's just an owl." DJ reassured the surfer and petting his rabbit. It was late and most of the campers voted not to look for Justin since they believe that he can find them soon.

"Sorry…I just get really freaked out in the forest." Bridgette shivered and Naruto put his hand on her shoulder with a smile.

"Don't worry, you got us, dattebayo." Bridgette smiled back with a pinkish tint on her face.

"This reminds me of this really scary story I heard once." Duncan smirked at Bridgette's expression as she whines.

"Really? Awesome! Tell it, tell it!" Owen claps his hands, "Oh, oh, oh! We can all take a turn to tell stories!"

"That's not bad idea." Tyler said with a nod.

"Are you sure?" Duncan asked with poker face, "Because the story I'm thinking of is pretty hardcore."

"Ooh, we're so scared." Courtney muttered sarcastically as she rolling her eyes.

"All right, but don't say that I didn't warn you…" Duncan smirked before starts his story, "One night, a lot like this one…"

* * *

**(Trailer)**

"Chris, you need me?" Chef asked, ducking under the door and turn to the host behind his desk. Chris looks up from his papers before give the cooker a nod.

"Yeah, I want to ask you about next challenge when the campers come back tomorrow morning." Chris hands out a piece of paper to Chef, "I was thinking of have a fear-based challenge, what do you think?"

"Hmm…That's not bad idea." Chef chuckled at the idea of terrorizing the teenagers before he noticed something sticking on the back of paper and peels it off, revealing it to be a picture. "Huh? Who's that?" The cooker asked as he hand it back to Chris and the host looked at it before give a small smile. Chef raised one of his eyebrows, he has been working with Chris for many years and he never had seen him make a real smile in whole of his career life.

"…"

"…Sir? You alright?"

Chris blinked before give a nod, "Yeah…I'm fine…It's just someone that got away…" Chef give out a 'ah' sound, everyone always have someone that got away and he know what it was like.

"I see…Well…" Chef sighed as he rubbed his head, "I'm going to make breakfast for tomorrow…Night…"

"…Oh, night…" Chris placed the picture down and gives out a weary sigh. It has been long time since he thinks about his first love.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

Duncan's horror story was almost done as the campers shivered, "So suddenly, they heard this tap, tap, tapping on the side of the car. Even the guy was getting a bit scared. So he turned the car on and he stepped on it. When they got back to the girl's house, she opened the door and screamed, because there was hanging on the door handle…" Duncan smirked before pull out a bloody hook with scary expression, "Was the bloody hook!" The campers screamed at the hook as Duncan crackled at them.

"Duncan!" Courtney shouted, "That was so not funny!"

"Oh yeah, it was…" Duncan tapping his chin, "I just wish that it was all on camera…Oh wait, it is." The punk smirked at Courtney before she snarled at him. There was a howling in the forest before she hugged Duncan out of fear and the punk smirked at Naruto as he give him a thumb up.

"Anyone get a story?" Izzy giggled and everyone looks at each other before Naruto scratches his head.

"Well, I guess I have one."

"What do you mean?" DJ blinked at redhead.

"It's a folktale, passed down through my family for generations…"

"That's awesome! Tell it, tell it!" Owen bounces in his seat and Naruto chuckled at him as everyone returned to their seats. The redhead nods before clearing his throat.

"Long time ago in an old era of Japan, there was a red kitsune, a fox demon, living in a mountain next to a village. He would come down each year to play pranks on the villagers for fun. It went on for many years and years…Unless a beautiful maiden was born in this village and had caught many men's attentions." Naruto chuckled and everyone blinked, "Sadly for the men, they were turned down by her because she claimed that she was waiting for her destined one that she never met…"

"Wait, how does she know if it's her one?" Cody cut in and Naruto grinned at the geek.

"You'll find out…Anyway…Her beauty was so great that the kitsune fall in love at first sight so he decided to take a form of a man and he come down the mountain to see her. He asked her for her hand in marriage and the maiden refused but the kitsune was very stubborn and kept wooing her for days…Unless he come up with a idea and make a vow if it don't win her heart, he will give up so he retreated to his mountain."

"What was the idea?" Owen asked, only to get a lot of shushes from other campers.

"The maiden decided to follow the kitsune and spied on him, she discovered that the man was the kitsune." The campers gasped, "But she make no sounds and saw him plucking his own red furs out and crafting them into something so she returned to her village and waited for the kitsune, she was very curious about his idea. A week later, the kitsune come down in his human form and asked the maiden to show him her pinky finger so she did…He pull out a long red string and tied it around her pinky finger before tied another end to his own pinky."

"A red string?" Duncan muttered with confusion.

"The maiden asked him what it is and the kitsune replied, 'that is the red string of fate and it won't break at all because it is the symbolic of my love for you. I truly love you and I ask for your hand for the marriage.' The maiden was moved and asks him to reveal his true form, shocking the kitsune but he did and it turn out that he used all of his red furs. The maiden told him that she love him and the kitsune was so happy that he told her that he will grant her anything. The maiden told him, 'I want two things…first, you will always love me no matter what.' The kitsune agreed, 'Second…I want you to give our children and their children to have your beautiful red hairs.' The kitsune was surprised but he granted her wishes…For many generations, the descendants of the kitsune and the maiden have red hairs to symbolize their love and it was said that our red hair is the red string of fate which will help us find our love ones…That's the end of story." Naruto grinned at them.

"Really? So you're related to the kitsune?" Owen gasped and the redhead laughed.

"Nah, it's just a folktale that my ancestors used to explain to their children why we have red hair instead of black hair, dattebayo."

"I think it's really interesting." Courtney said as some of campers nods, only Duncan don't since he never like mushy stories.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"So if I take Red's hair and ties it on my pinky finger, does that mean we'll be together forever?" Izzy giggled, "That mean I will have a lot of whisker times!"

_***Static***_

Duncan wipes something out of his eye before glare at the camera, "I don't cry! It was so lame…I can't stand mushy stories and it's stupid about how the kitsune won her heart…" The punk sniffles before glare again and punch the camera.

* * *

"Thank…Did someone heard a scream when I was telling the story?" Naruto asked and everyone blinked at him, "Nah, I must imagined it…"

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

"Whose idea was it to climb the tree?" Leshawna muttered as they sat on the branches in the tree, the reason why they were up there is because below them was a bear, eating their dinner before it look up to them with a growl. She doesn't know who screamed out that they have to climb the tree but she bet it was the queen bee.

"Can't it get any worse?" Heather growled before there was a sound of booming and rain fall down harder.

"And you have to get Murphy's Law involved…" Gwen deadpanned, getting a growl out of Heather's mouth.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

The team decided to turn in early since it was raining and no one want to stay out. Naruto noticed that Bridgette was up and fidgeting around while glance out of the tent. "What's wrong?" The redhead asked the surfer and she turns to him with nervous expression.

"Just too scared to sleep…" There was a lot of howling and hooting out there before Bridgette shivered. Naruto blinks before move closer to her, "N-N-Naruto?"

"Um…I figure that if I sleep next to you, maybe you will be less scared…right?" The surfer timidly nods, it was kind of true that she was feeling little better when Naruto was next to her.

"I guess so…" Bridgette stares at Naruto's face before move his arm out and lays her head on it.

"B-B-Bri-chan?" Naruto stuttered with lightly red blush on his face but she doesn't answer and turns his head around to see her fall asleep. "…Night…" Naruto smiled before slowly closed his eyes.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

"…Why do I have an urge to kill blonde and idiot?" Heather growled.

"What did I do?" Geoff gulped before get hit by a squirrel, courtesy of the queen bee.

* * *

**(Justin)**

"N-N-Nice bear?" Justin whined as the bear cuddled with him inside the cave.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

It was morning and some of the campers were staring at a sight that no one wants to forget, "Boy, I sure wish we have camera." Tyler said, trying to hold back his laughter.

"I have one…I took a couple." Cody snickered, waving a camera around.

"Nice…Think you can make copies for us?" Duncan smirked and the geek gives a nod. Bridgette move around at night before ending up cuddling with Naruto as his arm warps around her waist, their heads were close that it look like they were about to kiss and the campers can't wait to tease them about it. "You know what? Let's wake Bridgette up first so Naruto would be clueless all day, huh guys?" The punk chortled and the team agreed with a grin.

"I wish I can cuddle with Red…" Izzy pouted.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

"Well, I think it's safe now…" Trent groaned as he stretched his back out, it has been a while since the bear disappeared into the forest, "The bear is gone…"

"And the map…" Gwen sighed, holding up a ruined map that was ripped by the bear during his search for foods.

"Ugh…I'm too stiff!" Lindsay whined, rubbing her neck and Beth nodded as she moves her arms around.

"You know what!" Heather snarled crankily, "I don't want to hear another word from anyone here." She was fed up with lacking of sleep and tired of everyone whining about their bodies. A blue bird flew down on the top of tent and start to chirping, "SHUT UP!" The gophers shouted at the bird, causing it to fall down with a frightened chirp.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

'Lousy no-good bum…' Chris grumbled mentally as he toss a wood into the campfire pit, why don't any interns do their job properly? He can hear footsteps running up right behind before he turns to see Killer Bass team…Wait a second…is it him or does it look like there was one less fish?

"We're the first ones back!" Courtney panted.

"Oh no! They beat us here." Heather growled as her team shows up right away before she snarled, "Stupid bear!"

"Ah-ah-ah…" Chris shakes his head, "Not so fast, gopherinos. It seems that the Killer Bass are missing a pretty fish…"

"Oh, you mean Justin?" Courtney giggled nervously, "I'm pretty sure he got eaten by wolves last night." Duncan nods his head before Justin ran pass the group with a scream.

"Dude, you alright?" Naruto asked the panting model before Justin make gibberish sounds. They swear that he was saying something about bear, bat, and his face.

Courtney cleared her throat, "Are you done, Justin?" The model nods and she smiled, "Good…Because thank to you, we just lost the challenge!" The CIT shouted at the cowering model.

"All right, Killer Bass," Chris speaks up with a chuckle, "One of your fishy butts is going home." The host turns to another team, "Gophers, you're going on an all-expense-paid trip to the Tuck Shop!"

"I never heard of that place…" Naruto muttered with a raised eyebrow as the Gophers team ran off with a cheer, it must be one of these famous shops. Justin gulped after seeing the Bass' glares.

* * *

"You've all cast your votes." Chris said, he decided that they have a campfire ceremony early just for a kick and to keep everything interesting for the rates. "The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately hit the Dock of Shame, grab the boat of losers, and get the hell out of here…" The host grinned with narrowed eyes, "And you can't come back…Now I can see that some of you are tired so…Catch them!" Chris throws the marshmallows out while calling out their names, "Owen, DJ, Courtney, Izzy, Tyler, Naruto, Duncan, Bridgette…" Only Cody and Justin left and Chris tosses the final marshmallow in air, "This is the final marshmallow..." He paused and the boys look at each other.

"…" Cody gulped.

"…" Justin pulls out a mirror and winked at his reflection.

"…" Chris sighed before toss it to the geek, "Sorry, Justin, it's not right and your pretty face can't save you from elimination." The model shrugged his shoulders and stand up.

* * *

**(Dock of Shame)**

"Sorry, dude." Naruto said as the teammates nods their heads.

"Nah, don't worry. I have a good time…" Justin leaned closer to Naruto's ear and whispered, "Good luck with the girls."

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Naruto blinked and the model chuckled at him.

"Nothing, dude." Naruto shrugged as Justin waving his hand at his former teammates before the boat takes off.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

Naruto rubbed his head as he look at Bridgette before she adjusting her glance to somewhere else and was that a blush on her face. "Um…Are you okay?" The redhead asked and the surfer jumped in her seat.

"O-O-Oh, yeah, I am…" Naruto tilted his head, not noticing the campers snickering behind his back. He was about to say something but Courtney cut him off with a growl as she stand up to face the incoming Gophers.

"What do you guys want?" Courtney glared with hands on her hip, "Come by to rub it in?"

"We got some extra dessert after our Tuck-Shop party," Trent said as Beth lifts a plate of green jell-o like if it was a peace offering, "Thought if you might want some."

"So what? You're just being nice?" Courtney said suspiciously, 'What are they up to?'

"Fine!" Gwen sighed, "Harold's red ants just got out and they are everywhere in our cabin." The Gophers glared at the nerd, "Right now, we're waiting for the ants to clear out."

"Need my help?" Naruto chuckled and the Gophers shakes their heads, there was too many ants and they feels that it will be too much for one guy alone. Beth walks up to Courtney and attempting to hand the plate to the CIT.

"No!" Courtney cried, taking a step back before recomposed herself, "I-I mean, no thanks. I'm good."

"What? Are you on a diet or something?" Duncan scoffed.

Courtney snarled at the punk, "No! I just don't like green jelly, okay?" Beth shrugged before offering it to DJ, only to have the giant swatted it away with a shriek.

"SNAKE!" Everyone watches on as the plate flew and lands on ground, spilling jell-o all over.

"Chill, dude, it's just a gummy worm." Cody said with a pout, he really wants to have this gummy worm.

"Sorry for tripping, guys…" DJ sighed, "Snakes just freak me out."

"I feel you." Tyler said as he patting DJ's back, "Chicken give me the creeps, dude."

"You're afraid of chickens?" Gwen asked with weird look as everyone raised their eyebrows.

"Wow, that's really lame, man." Duncan chuckled, can't believe that a jock is afraid of fowls.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"So suddenly, everyone's having this big share-fest by the fire…at afternoon…" Gwen sighed and starts to recapping, "Like Beth went on and on about how her mortal fear's being covered by bugs. Harold's afraid of ninjas. Even Heather admitted that she's afraid of sumo wrestlers."

_***Static***_

Naruto chuckled guilty, "My Alpha-S51 prank was the one that gave Heat-chan a fear of sumo wrestlers, dattebayo."

* * *

"What's my worst fear?" Gwen gulped, "I guess, being buried alive."

"Walking through a minefield…in heels…" Lindsay shivered.

"Flying…Man, that's some crazy stuff!" Owen said and Izzy agreed with him, both shares same fears.

"I'm scared of hail…" Geoff glanced at the sky, "It's small but deadly, dude."

"Being left alone in the woods." Bridgette sighed.

"Um…Bad haircut…" Katie said before Lindsay changed her mind about her fear and agreed with Katie.

"Having to defuse a time bomb under pressure." Cody whined.

"I'm really not afraid of anything." Courtney said with a smirk.

"Baloney!" Duncan coughed, earning a glare from the CIT.

"Oh, really? Well, what exactly is your phobia, Mr. Know-it-all?" The punk's eyes widened as everyone stares at him.

"Uh, Ce…Celine Dion music-store standees." Duncan sighed and some of the campers snicker at him.

"Ex-squeeze me?" Cody snickered, "I didn't quite get that."

"Dude, did you just said Celine Dion standees?" Trent chuckled and Lindsay squealed.

"Ooh, I love Celine Dion!" The bombshell paused, "What's a standee?"

Trent chuckled, "You know, that cardboard-cutout thing that stand in the music store."

"Don't say it, dude!" Duncan threatened with his fist but the musician ignored him.

"Kind of like a life-size, but flat, Celine." They started to tease him for a while before Duncan slaps his ears with hands

"Shut up!" The punk pointed at the last couple, "What about you, guys?"

"Okay, well, I hate mimes, like, a lot." Trent said, trying to pass it off as peace offering to Duncan. He turned to Naruto since he was the only one beside Courtney that doesn't share their fear yet. "What about you, dude?"

"My fear?" Naruto flinched before rubbing his chest, which everyone noticed for the first time. "Well…My scar." The redhead sighed.

"Seriously? That's your fear?" Courtney rolls her eyes and some of the campers frowned at her.

"Yeah…" Naruto scratched his head with a small frown, "It's something that you won't understand, dattebayo …"

"So what about you!" Heather cut in, attempting to change the topic by asking Courtney with a glare.

"Nope, nothing." Courtney replied smugly. It looks like the queen bee's attempt was successful.

"That's not what she said last night." Duncan whispered to DJ.

"Duncan, did you ever consider that maybe I was just humoring you and your stupid story?"

"Sure, sure, princess." The punk rolls his eyeballs, "Whatever floats your boat."

"Shut up!" The CIT snarled.

While everyone was talking, Katie sat next to Cody with a smile. "Hey Cody, I want to thank you for yesterday when…You know…" Katie muttered as she pulls out a pile of candies and offers them to the geek as his eyes lit up at the sight of candies, "Here…I got them for you."

"Thank, Katie!" Cody starts to gobble them up, "I can't resist candies…" He stopped before hands her piece of candy, "Here" He gave her a gap-teeth grin before returning to his candies, never noticed a little blush on Katie's face.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Once again, it was morning since the campers stay up late to chat and everyone was eating their breakfast before Chris walk inside with a whistle, it set off alarms in the campers' heads. "Campers, your next challenge is a little game I like to call 'Phobia Factor'." Chris grinned at them, "Prepare to face your worst fears!"

"Phobia Factor? It sounds like Fear…" Naruto was about to say it before Chris make a zip-it sign with his hand.

"Worse than this?" Leshawna muttered as she lifted Chef's mystery meat.

"We're in trouble." Gwen deadpanned.

"Now for our first victims…Heather!" Chris chuckled, "Meet us all at the theater." Heather shrugged her shoulders and take a sip from her cup, "It's sumo time!" The queen bee spit out her drink and gasped at smirking Chris.

"…Gross…" Trent mumbled, wiping the drink off his face. He was unlucky that he sat in front of Heather.

"Gwen, you, me, the beach." Chris told Gwen, "A few tons of sand."

The goth girl give out a gasp before Lindsay speaks up, "Wait. How did they know those were your worst fears?"

"…Because we told them." Gwen slapped her forehead, realized something that the campers forget about. "At the campfire last night…and on camera…"

"Wait? They were listening to us?" Lindsay gasped.

"It's a reality show…" Gwen deadpanned, "They always listening to us."

"That's like eavesdropping."

"Chef Hatchet," Chris chuckled, "Didn't you have a special order for Tyler here today?" The cooker nodded with a maniacal grin before thrusting a deep fryer in the jock's face, everyone can see that it was a deep-fried chicken. Tyler whined as he picks it up and stares at it before take the head off with a light bite. The campers kept staring before a living chicken come out of the deep-fried chicken and clucked at Tyler, causing him to screaming out loud.

"What the fuck…" Cody muttered, how can you fried a living chicken without killing it?

* * *

**(Outside)**

Beth was first to face her fear and took a leap of faith, earning the first point for Screaming Gophers team. "And Beth sets the bar way up there!" Chris chuckled before turns to Naruto, "There is a way to earn a point for your team…You has to take the shirt off to show your scar, just once…But it must be done before the end of this challenge." The redhead frowned before sighed and walk away from his team.

"Hey, where are you going?!" Courtney stomped her feet and Naruto waved her away with a reply that he'll be at dock.

"Well, guys, come with me!" Chris said, beckoning everyone to come with him for their fear challenge.

* * *

**(Dock)**

Naruto sighed, he don't know how long he has been staring at water for, was it an hour or more than that? He gives out another sigh as he kicks the water around. A huge shadow casts over him, causing him to look behind to see frowning Chef. "Um…Chef?" Naruto blinked and the cooker sighed before sit down next to him. They both just stare at the water in silence and it was kind of awkward for Naruto. Chef glances at the redhead, early he was on his way to change into his flight attendant uniform and he noticed Naruto mopping around. It took him a while to approach the brat because he wants to give the kid a piece of his mind about the scar since he found out through camera's filming.

"Brat…Listen, I'm not good at that shit but I want you to know something." Chef finally spoke before glance at the teenager to make sure he was listening, "I can understand what it likes to be afraid of your own scars…You act like your scar come from accident or something like that…" Naruto blinked before look at the cooker as Chef rubbing his neck, "I'm not going to ask how you got yours, but I know that every time when you see your own scar, you start thinking of the bad thing that happened…"

"Yeah…"

"…Look." Chef said, pulling down his shirt's collar to reveal a faintly bullet scar and pull his shirt up a bit to show more bullet scars so faintly that Naruto have to squirt his eyes to see them. "I got these when I was in army. It was an ambush…I barely survived it." Naruto's eyes widened, "For a while, I always think of this ambush when I look at my scars…You know?" The redhead nodded, "It took me a while until a wise man gives me a piece of advice…When you look at your own scars, just forget how you got them but take a good look at your own scar and say to yourself that it's a mark…"

"A mark?" Naruto muttered, rubbing his chest.

"A mark…" Chef muttered before placing his hand on Naruto's shoulder, "That you survived to live another day…Don't be ashamed of your own scar…Just take a good look at your own scar and say that is a mark of survivor…" Chef's hand tightened before the cooker grunted, "…Fuck, I'm not good at pep talk…"

"Nah…I think I kind of get it…" Naruto chuckled, "Thank Chef…" The cooker nodded before he gets up on his feet.

"Yeah, yeah, I have to go now and take punks out on a flight…Remember what I said." Naruto nodded as Chef walks off before he stopped, "Oh…And don't tell anyone that I just tried to give you a pep talk. Don't want anyone to think that I'm going softie on you brats…"

"Sure…But it will be hard since it's on camera, dattebayo." Naruto said cheekily, laughing inside as Chef's eyes widened before glared at the camera crew.

"Delete this part…Or you will regret it…" Chef growled as the crew quickly nods their heads out of fear.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I dunno why I just reach out to this brat." Chef said grumpily, "I just figured that kid need to hear it from someone else who can understand what it's like …" The cooker crossed his arms, "I'm sure Chris will give me an earful if he found out…"

* * *

**(Beach)**

Naruto decided to check on his team and see how they are doing with their fear. "Look! The cloud is following him!" Naruto blinked at the voice before look up to see Lindsay pointing at screaming Geoff as he was running away from…

'Is that cloud actually following him?' Naruto raised his eyebrow as the cloud dropped a lot of hails on the party boy. The redhead shakes his head before noticing Heather staring at him with concern and he smiled at her, showing that he was okay right now. The queen bee blinks before turn her nose up in air, making Naruto chuckle at her behavior.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

"Hey Naruto." DJ waved at the redhead as he walks up to them, "You're alright?"

"Yeah, DJ. Someone gave me a pep talk, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled before looks around his team to see Owen, Izzy, Bridgette and Cody missing, "So how are we doing?"

"It's tied now. Two to two." DJ sighed, he finally overcome his fear of snakes for now. The giant filled his redhead friend in about the challenge so Naruto can catch up with everything.

"Ah, I see…I hope they are doing okay right now…" Naruto said before there was an explosion in a distance, "Um…What was that?"

"I think the geek just blow himself up." Duncan smirked, "Wish I was there to laugh at him right now." Owen and Izzy ran past them and kiss the ground, it look like they were able to beat their fear. It wasn't long enough until a shriek echoed out of the forest and the Killer Bass team blinked, it sound like Bridgette's voice before the said surfer ran up to the team, screaming something about zombie.

"Bri-ch…Whoa!" Naruto yelped as she ran into his arms. The redhead blinks at her before look at the smirking Killer Bass team. "Um…"

"Can someone help me?" Cody whined, stumbling into their sight in garbage. It turns out that he was the zombie that Bridgette was screamed about.

* * *

**(Chicken Pen)**

Chris gathered the teams and brings them to a chicken pen as he told them that the Screaming Gophers are leading right now, seven to five. "All right, gang, we're in the ninth inning." Chris grinned, he was having fun terrorizing the teenagers.

"I don't recall anyone playing baseball?" Naruto muttered and Chris glared, how many times did this redhead kid interrupted him?

"Anyway…Tyler, for your challenge, you need to get into this pen for three minutes with these chickens." Chris grinned as he points at the hen with two baby chicks and Tyler paled at the sight.

"You can do it, Tyler!" Bridgette encouraged the jock.

Duncan chuckled, "Yeah, unless, of course, you're chicken."

"I'm not sure we're getting anywhere on this one." Chris said as he watches Tyler rocking in fetus position.

"Tyler, you have to do it." Courtney said before snarled at him, "Quit being such a girl! You have to do this or we'll going to lose."

"I'm starting to think that she must be bipolar, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to Owen and the large oaf nods back. After a while, Tyler ran out of the pen under one minute. It must be a really bad experience with chicken for the jock.

"Well, two more challenge to go…Naruto, we're still waiting for you." Chris chuckled and Naruto frowned. The redhead look around to see his teammates rooting him on while the Gophers tried to talk him out, he noticed Chef nods at him as the cooker hauling the crates.

"…Fine…" Naruto sighed before slowly get his shirt off as he think back to what Chef told him. 'That is a mark of survivor…' With a yank, the shirt was off and everyone can see his scar for the first time. There were three long lines that overlap each other, meaning that he was stabbed three times in same place and with a large knife.

"Oh wow." Duncan gulped, it looks really bad and some of the campers winced at his scars.

"Um…How did…" Harold was about to ask him before Leshawna elbowed him in stomach hard.

"Well, now we've got one challenge set up." Chris speaks up, redirecting everyone's attention from Naruto as he put his shirt back on.

"Who?" Courtney blinked, "It can't be me…But…"

Chris smirked at her, "Yeah, you didn't have to. We're always watching you and your reactions…Green jell-o." Courtney gasped at Chris, how did they figure it out?

"I totally know it!" Lindsay said, "Didn't I tell you guys, they were eavesdropping."

"Oh, who cares?!" Courtney sighed, "It's not going to make a difference."

"Let's make this interesting then." Chris smirked, "I'll give you triple points if you can complete it." The host led them to the spot where the CIT will face her fear and someone noticed that Naruto was going another way so the person decided to follow him.

* * *

**(Lake)**

The redhead tossed the meats to his shark friends and sighed, now everyone know that he has these scars and he hope it don't change anything. "Whisker time!" Naruto's eyes widened as the hands rubbing his cheeks, making him purring.

"Ooooo…Stop it, Izzy!" Izzy giggled at his red face, "Um…What are you doing here?" Naruto asked.

"Hmm…Dunno!" The crazy girl grinned before hugging him.

"I-I-Izzy?"

"If you think that scars of your will change anything, you're wrong." Naruto blinked before look into her green eyes. "I'm sure that everyone was surprised at first but they will get over it soon and it won't really affect anything if you worried about that." Izzy grinned before nuzzling her nose into his chest, "I still like you even if you have scars or not. You're you and um…" The crazy girl tilted her head, trying to figure out what she says next.

"Um…It's okay." Naruto smiled back with a little blush at her actions, "I think I understand what you were trying to say. Thank for try to make me feeling better, dattebayo."

"Yep!" There was silence between them but Naruto swears that he heard the sharks giggling at him.

"How long are you going to hug me for?" The redhead asked, worried that someone will looking for them and it will be hard to explain to everyone if someone caught them and spending a rumor around the camp.

"Not unless I get my cuddle time!"

"…W-W-W-What!"

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

"Hey, dude. Where were you?" Duncan asked as Naruto show up in their room, drawing the other boys' attention.

"Oh, I was at the lake, dattebayo."

"Um…The one with sharks?" Tyler gulped, no campers ever went to the lake since the first team challenge due to sharks but it seems that only redhead was able to go in without any worries.

"Yeah, that's the one." Naruto chuckled before he hops on his bed. "So I take it that we lost, huh?" It was a rhetorical question and DJ nodded his head. For a while no one said anything before someone breaks the silence.

"Not to be rude or cold…What kind of situation was it that you got these scars?"

"Duncan! Dude!" Owen gasped at the punk.

"What? I was just curious." Naruto give a small frown before sighed.

"I guess it would come out soon since I'm sure the paparazzi are all over our homes by now." Everyone nodded, that was a small price to be on the tv show, "All I can tell you just one thing…I'm going to say it once and I won't repeat it again, get it?"

"Fine with me." Duncan nods his head, he was just curious and the boys look uncomforted about it but they were curious too. Naruto sighed before muttering a word that no one said anything unless the campfire ceremony.

"…Stalker…"

* * *

**(Campfire)**

Chris decided to hand out the marshmallows to the campers until there was two marshmallows left because he don't want to say the same things over and over for now. "There are two marshmallows left on this plate." Chris said as he looks at Bridgette, Tyler, and Courtney for a good reason, "The three of you did not complete your challenges today. One of you is going home tonight and cannot return…Ever." Chris chuckled, "The name I'm gonna call out is…Bridgette!" The surfer sighed as she collects her marshmallow for the day. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to…"

"…" Tyler bit his lips.

"…" Courtney squirmed in her seat.

"…" Chris smirked, "Courtney!"

"You'll get that chicken next time, dude." Duncan patted Tyler's shoulder.

"We'll miss you, dude." Naruto smiled at his jock friend. Tyler nods at them before walk sulkily to the dock of shame and take a ride. Everyone starts to make a chicken puns before the Killer Bass raised their eyebrows as soon as they heard the jock screaming out in fear. Slowly everyone turns to their host with blank expressions.

"…I sneaked in a few of chickens." Chris admitted with a grin.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers cabin)**

Heather bit her lip as she tosses around in her bed. Every time when she saw Naruto's scars, she always can remember how close she loses him and what the doctor told her family this day.

* * *

"_It was very fortunately that we got him in time." The doctor sighed, "He should have died immediately if it wasn't for his dextrocardia …But he really lost a lot of blood." Heather's family stares at him, "Right now he needs to be resting and recovering here for a while. Do you want to see him?"_

"_Yes, please." Heather's voice quivers and the doctor nods at her._

* * *

**(Dock)**

It has been a few days after their fear challenge and right now the teams were listening to Chris explaining their latest challenge. "Bass, Gophers, today's challenge is a true summer-camp experience…A canoe trip!" Chris gesturing at the canoes on the shoreline, "You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake…To Bony Island!" He said the last part in spooky voice. Naruto was about to say something but Chris beat him by speaking again, "When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island, which is two hours hike through treacherous, dense jungle."

"We've got to pour what?" Geoff raised his hand as if he was in class.

"Portage…" Chris grumbled as he make air quote before seeing that the party boy don't understand him.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"A finest example of today's education…" Chris pinched his nose bridge.

* * *

The host sighed, "Dude…Walk with your canoe."

"Oh!"

"When you arrive at the other end of the island, you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me. The first team to paddle home and return their canoes to the beach is the winner of invincibility." Chris stares at them before ordered them to move and watch them ran up to the beach. "Oh wait! One more thing I should mention. The legend has it, if you take anything off the island…You'll be cursed forever!" A thunder comes out of nowhere and everyone look around for it.

"Yeah! A cursed island!" Owen laughed before blinks at everyone, he was only one that was exciting to visit a cursed island.

"Now get in your canoes." The host chuckled, "And let's has some fun." Everyone walked off and Chris smirked before hearing a flush noise. He blinks, turning to see Beth ran up to him.

"What'd I miss?" Beth asked with a piece of toilet paper under her shoe.

"…Canoe…" Chris muttered before the farmer ran off, he hope that she was there during the explanation because he don't want any curse to fall upon his show.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Chris told us to pick a paddle partner." Cody grinned before sighed, "I wish I was on Gwen's team…It's a perfect time to make a move…"

_***Static***_

"I wish I was on Cody's team…Um…I mean…" Katie stammered, "Because he's good guy…"

* * *

Trent was about to ask Gwen to be his partner but Lindsay and Beth grab him before dragging him away from the goth girl, "Trent, you have to come with us." Lindsay giggled, it was an order from Heather because she was afraid that the weird goth girl and girly boy was going to form an alliance.

"B-B-But." Trent stammered as he glances over to Gwen to see her frown. The goth girl was sore about the last challenge because the musician forget to dig her out for a ten minutes or so.

"Do you want to paddle with me?" Gwen blinked, turns her head to see Katie before shrugging her shoulders.

"Fine, but I'm in charge." Gwen said and Katie nods with a smile. Heather was forced to work with Leshawna, much to their dismays since Harold and Geoff decided to be partner.

* * *

"Bri-chan, want to team up?" Naruto asked and Bridgette shook her head.

"N-N-No, I'm going with Courtney." The surfer rubbed her arm, "I just want to talk to her about…um…girl stuffs, yeah, girl talk." Naruto blinked as he tilted his head, noticing that Bridgette was nervous about something.

"Oh…Sure, Bri-chan." Naruto smiled before turns to Cody as the geek walk up to them, "Cody, want to join me?"

Cody gulped as he glances at Duncan, "Sure. Anyone but Duncan." The redhead chuckled at the geek, knowing that the punk sometime scares Cody but everyone know that Duncan's not bad guy when you know him long enough.

"I'll see you later." Bridgette said as she ran off to grab Courtney before anyone. Naruto scratched his head as he looks at the geek.

"Is it me or does Bri-chan look more nervous than before?" Naruto asked, earning a facepalm from Cody.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Sometime I want to scream at Naruto and tell him that Bridgette like her but that would go against the rules of betting pool…" Cody sighed.

* * *

"Yo, man." DJ gulps as he lightly kicks the canoe, "Do canoes flip over a lot?"

"Nah, I don't think so." Owen said as he pulls the canoe into the water.

Izzy flipped into the canoe and turn to her partner, Duncan, with a grin. "Just follow my technique. I'm 1/87 Cherokee, you know." Izzy puffs her chest out, "Which means, like, the tribe could totally claim me at anytime."

"I hope it's today…" Duncan deadpanned as he pushes the canoe, the girl was too crazy for him.

* * *

After a while, Chris show up and checked to make sure that everyone was in their own canoes before lifting a gun in air, "On your marks, get set…" He pulls the trigger, "Paddle!" The host chuckled as everyone paddling away from the shore before a hawk fall down in front of his feet. "…That's gonna provoke some angry e-mails." Chris gulps, he hate it when the PETA get in his faces…Even overzealous members…

* * *

**(Lake)**

"And then these Bushmen taught us how to properly catch and cook crocodile," Izzy giggled as she paddling across the water, "As well as Koala."

"Ugh!" Duncan groaned, wish that he can switch his partner because this crazy girl kept telling him all of stories that might be a bullshit to him.

* * *

Gwen growls as she watches Lindsay lie down on Trent's lap and he doesn't mind it at all. Her hands tightened on the paddle before a voice snapped her out of it. "Um…Gwen?"

"Oh, what?" Gwen muttered as she gazed at Katie.

"Can I ask you about something?"

"Sure…"

* * *

"And from this day, this guy kept screaming every time he sees a corncob, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"…You are so evil…" Cody gaped at him with paled face and Naruto laugh harder before they both hear Gwen shrieked.

"WHAT! YOU LIKE Cmmph!" The boys blinked before turns to Gwen's canoe as Katie covers the goth girl's mouth with a blush on her face.

"Huh? I wonder what happened?" Cody muttered and the redhead agreed.

* * *

"Oh my gosh, Courtney," Bridgette groaned, "I don't know what to do!"

"Um…I'm not sure what you mean?" Courtney blinked at the surfer, unsure what she was talking about.

Bridgette sighed, "It's Naruto…I'm starting to fall for him." Courtney blinked at her. "I know it's only a few weeks but we just click very well…but I don't know how to tell him, I'm scared that I will ruin our friendship." Bridgette know that she's a tomboy and have never think about getting in relationship before but that was first time for her to feel this way and that's why she want to partnered with Courtney because the CIT will know what to say.

"O-Oh…Um…" Courtney stammered, "Honestly I never have been in a relationship before but I know one thing." Bridgette turns her head to the CIT, "Naruto is a nice guy and I'm sure that he won't break your friendship over a confession."

"Yeah, you're right."

"And beside, I think you need to tell him when you find the right time to do." Bridgette smiled at Courtney before give her nod.

* * *

"Hey, was that there early?" DJ asked as the fog rolling in, making it hard to see anything for the teams.

"I don't think so." Owen gulps nervously, that was kind of creepy.

"Hey, I think I see Bony Island." Geoff said as the island come in their sight before everyone pulls up to the shore.

"Okay, did you see that skull?" Izzy asked as she pointed at the mountain that look like a skull. "How cool is that? It's like this place is haunted or something." After she said it, a ghastly moan echoed out across the island, freaking some campers out.

"Let's just get this over with." Gwen sighed as the goth girl and Katie lift their canoe before the teams ran off with their canoes.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers)**

'Look like it's going to be one of these relaxing challenges.' Heather thought as the Gophers ran through the dead forest before a huge tree crashed in front of them.

"Aaaah!" Harold screamed as the eyes pops up everywhere in the bushes, "I think I saw something, gosh!" A pack of huge beaver-like animals crawls out with snarls and roars, "M-M-M-Monster Beavers!" The nerd wets his pant as everyone screaming.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"A remnant of the Pleistocene era," Chris said, "The Woolly Beaver is a day-active rodent indigenous to Bony Island…Oh yeah, and they're meat-eaters." The host chuckled with a wink.

* * *

The woolly beavers chase the Gophers as they ran past a confusing bear until Geoff cried out, "Dead end!" They stopped in the middle of puddle with nests before turns around to see the beavers walk away with disappointment in their eyes.

"Hey, they're leaving." Trent sighed.

Harold whined, "Did anyone pack a change of underwear?" The Gophers laughed at him, "No, seriously, gosh…"

"Oh!" Everyone groaned in disgust before a herd of monster goose-like animals popped out of their own nests.

"...I wish idiot was here…" Heather mumbled with widened eyes before she screams with her team as they ran off, chasing by the monster gooses.

"Someone do something!" Gwen shouted but no one did anything so they just kept running until the gooses got tired of them.

* * *

**(Killer Bass)**

"Which way are we gonna go?" DJ asked as they stand in the middle of fork paths.

"Left." Courtney said, "Definitely left."

"I don't know." Owen said doubtful, "I think we should take the one on the right."

"Yeah, I agree with Big O." Naruto said.

Bridgette nods, "The right trail is wider." Courtney sighed before the Killer Bass team took the right trail.

"I can see the other team." Trent said as the Screaming Gophers ran right behind the other team.

"They're taking the path on the right." Gwen pointed out.

"Then let's go left!" Trent grinned.

* * *

The Killer Bass team finally reaches their destination, only to find Screaming Gophers getting head start on them.

"I told you that we should take this left!" Courtney groaned as the Killer Bass quickly collecting the woods and piling them up. It wasn't long until the Bass team was the first to build fire and Heather gasped at them.

"How did they do that so quickly?" The queen bee asked, only to see Duncan showing off his lighter.

"No rule against carrying lighters." Chris chuckled as he hovers above them in his personal helicopter. "Edge…Killer Bass." Unnoticed by the host and the campers, Beth stumbled upon a tiki idol. The farmer girl picks it up and places it inside her pocket, she doesn't know about Chris' warning before their challenge.

"Um…What happened to Geoff?" Naruto asked as he watches the party boy dragging himself across the beach with a stick in his hand.

"He has a splinter in his leg." Gwen deadpanned before Naruto chuckled.

"Ah, I see…Duncan, can I borrow your knife for a moment?" Duncan raised his eyebrow at the redhead before toss him the knife.

"Um…Bro, what are you doing?" Geoff asked with quizzical expression.

"Well, it's the only way to get splinter out, dattebayo." Naruto said with a grin as the blade slid out, drawing a unmanly shriek from Geoff.

"…" Everyone stared at him before Heather smacked Naruto's head. "Idiot, you have weird sense of humor."

"Goman, goman." Naruto chuckled, tossing the knife back to the punk.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I admit that Naruto sometime scared me…" Duncan deadpanned, "And that's saying something."

* * *

"I don't think this is going to be big enough." Courtney said as she checks on the fire.

"You heard the woman." DJ speak up, "We need more woods, guys." Harold gasped after checking out Bass' fire and in his panic, he grabbed all of the Gophers' oars before throw them in Gophers' fire.

"What the fuck!" Gwen screamed as her team gasped in horror.

"How the fuck are we supposed to get home now!" Heather roared at sweating Harold.

"Wow, suck to be you." Naruto snickered before Izzy popped up next to him with an odd ball. "Huh, Izzy, what's that?" The redhead raised his eyebrow, 'Is that a sap or what?'

"It's a handmade fire-starter." Izzy giggled maniacal, "I made it from some tree sap and other things." She grinned at them, "Stand back, guys. That is gonna be big!" Everyone walk backward away from her before she chucks it into the fire, causing a massive explosion.

"Woo-hoo-hoo!" Chris laughed as the pillar of fire shot pass his helicopter. "We have our fire-building winner…Point for the Bass."

"Wow, Izzy…" Naruto turns to the soot-covered crazy girl.

"I spent a summer training with the reserves." Izzy explained as she hop up on her feet, "Yeah, I got into some trouble there and, like, blew up a kitchen by accident, which is why the RCMP is, like, all over my ass." Izzy hugged Naruto with a widened grin, "I am so totally AWOL."

"…" Naruto stared at Izzy with blank expression.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"…Is it me or does Izzy look hotter now than before?" Naruto muttered with widened eyes.

* * *

The teams return to their canoes and start to push them out into the water. Katie decided to help Gwen by tricking Lindsay and Beth into join her by promise some gossips about boys so the goth girl can partner up with Trent. 'Now I own you one, Katie.' Gwen forgets one thing that Heather just pointed out.

"What are we going to do without paddles?" The queen bee growled as the Gophers glared at Harold.

"You guys can get someone to swim behind the boats and push them." Izzy said as she rows with Duncan. "I did this once for a guy's huge, like, sixty-foot yacht. The whole crew had to flutter-kick for like eight days to get to shore, and, like, four of us got eaten by sharks." Everyone stares at her with blank expressions until she waves bye to the Gophers.

"That might work…" Beth said, "We need someone big enough to push…" She trailed off, starting to notice that they don't have anyone big in their team.

"Harold and Geoff will push us." Heather said with a glare and no one argued with her since Harold caused it in first place and Geoff was slacking off even if he has a tiny splinter.

* * *

"I totally know it." Gwen deadpanned and everyone nods as Chris smirked at them from the dock with Killer Bass. Harold gave up halfway, leaving Geoff to do all the work but it end up in vain.

"The Bass are the winner." Chris chuckled as the Gophers glared at him for stating the obvious. The host pulls a plate of marshmallows out of nowhere and chuckled at them. "And guess what? We're going to have elimination here and right now."

"But don't we have to vote first?" Harold whined as his team glares at him.

"Just say the name of camper that you want to kick out." Chris ignored the nerd with a grin and before the Gophers say the name of camper, a RCMP helicopter shows up out of nowhere as it flashes spotlight on Izzy.

"Izzy, we know you're down there." The voice rang out from the megaphone, "You are under arrest."

"Wait, you mean all these bullshit you were talking was true?" Duncan blinked, gaping at the crazy girl.

"Nope, just the RCMP part…" Izzy pointed at the helicopter, "You'll never get me alive!" She paused before peck Naruto's cheek, earning a blushing from redhead as a couple of certain campers snarl in silence. "See ya, Red!" The crazy girl ran off with insanity laughter as the helicopter followed her into the forest.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Due to unforeseen event," Chris slowly said, somewhat bewildered, "Instead of elimination, one of the Gophers will be kick out and send to Bass' team as replacement…Who do you want to send out?"

"Harold!" The Gophers said in unison as they glared at the nerd.

"Right…See you later…" Chris slowly walks toward to his trailer and wants to forget what just happened. He was not only one that wants to forget the events as the campers return to their cabin beside Harold who has to move his stuff to other cabin.

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

The next day, the boys were sleeping in their beds before the noisy sound of helicopter flew past overhead, startling Duncan. "Attack! They're coming, man, they found us!"

"Who?" Naruto said drowsy.

* * *

**(Screaming Gopher cabin)**

"Ooh!" Leshawna growled, "That guy is really starting to get on my last nerve."

"Whatever." Heather rolls her eyes, "He just loves to ruining our morning." The queen bee snapped her fingers, "Beth, Lindsay, go warm up the shower for me, now…And remember…"

"Not too hot this time, I know." Beth yawned.

* * *

**(Communal Bathroom)**

Naruto chuckled as he watches the girls squirming in front of the communal bathroom, he know how Heather gets after living with her family for a few years. The loudspeaker squeaked before Chris' voice speaks out of it, "I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit."

"Um, Heather?" Beth called out as she knocking the door.

"Can one of you come in here and lotion my back?" Heather asked from inside, "It's peeling." The girls slowly back away from the bathroom.

"Sure, I'll come in." Naruto said, there was pause in air as the girls look at him.

"…N-N-No!" Heather's voice shouted.

"Huh? Why? We already bathed together before, dattebayo." The redhead blinked as the girls gasped, did they have this kind of relationship?

"…W-W-W-WHEN WE WERE SIX! YOU IDIOT!" Heather roared, if anyone was inside with her, they would see her face turns red. "That's different now!"

"Really?" Naruto tilted his head as the surfer sighed out of relief.

"…Wow, you're really idiot…" Leshawna deadpanned.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?" Chris said excitedly.

"We are ready! Woo!" Owen laughed before the host throws a can with cry of incoming. The can flew toward Gwen before Trent caught it from hitting her face.

"That is breakfast." Chris chuckled as he tossed more cans to the campers.

"No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs, and ram…" Heather stopped her sentence with a frown and before anyone can ask her what she was going to say, Owen starts to singing.

"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart." Owen giggled, "The more you eat, the more you…" The can smacked into his forehead, knocking the oaf out.

"Today's challenge is about survival." Chris smirked, acting as if he doesn't just beaned Owen. "We're going hunting." The host pulled out a paintball gun and grinned at the campers.

"Now that's more like it." Duncan grinned, can't wait to shoot with the gun.

"Isn't that a paintball gun?" Harold asked and Chris resists to saying 'no shit, sherlock', anyone can tell that it's a freakin' paintball gun but he managed to keep his host smile on.

"Why yes, Harold, it is." The host said before he pointed the gun at Harold and fired it, sending the nerd to the ground with paint splatter on his chest.

"So we won't be killing anything?" Bridgette asked with crossed arms.

"Negatory." Chris answered, "This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the teams once we get into the woods." He turns his head to the campers, "So finish breaky…"

A huge burp cut Chris off and everyone turns to see Owen, surrounding by empty cans. "Get any more?" The oaf sighed joyously.

* * *

**(Woods)**

The group stands in front of Chris and a tool board with multicolor paintball guns. "And now for the team breakdowns. The Killer Bass Hunters are Bridgette, Harold, Owen, and Naruto," Chris announced as he tosses the green paintball guns to the mentioned Bass. "Locked and loaded with Bass blue paint…"

"Woo-Hoo!" Owen cheered, "This is awesome, man!"

"And using orange paint are Gophers hunters…" The host smirked as soon as he heard Naruto's whining, 'That's for interrupting me many time.' Chris thought before resuming his speech, "Leshawna, Beth, Lindsay, and Geoff." The Gophers caught their pink paintball guns before he puts on his camo hat and orange safety glasses. "You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps. The rest of you are now deer."

"Say what?" Gwen mumbled to herself.

Chris opened the crate behind him and holds up an antler headband, fake tail and a red nose. "Here are your antlers, noses, and little white tails." The host said as he wiggled his tail in campers' direction before chuckled to himself.

"Yeah, right. I'm not wearing that." Heather scowled.

"But I think you should make a cute doe, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, never noticed the blush on the queen bee's face.

"There is no way I'm a deer." Duncan grunted, disappointing that he don't get chose to be a hunter. Chris ignored the punk as he forced the deer gears on Duncan.

"Take these off and your team is totaled." The host grinned at the punk and Geoff laughed at Duncan.

"What are you looking at?" Duncan growled at the party boy.

"Nothing, bro…" Geoff snickered.

"You'd better take a good shot, slacker." Duncan threatened with his finger in Geoff's face.

"And you may go to your starting spots." Chris chuckled as the teams went their separate ways.

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**(Killer Bass Deer)**

The four Bass deer was walking through the forest before Courtney sigh, "At least we get a head start."

"I don't know about y'all but I'm outta here." DJ said, he know it is bad idea to stay in a group because it's possible that the Gophers hunters will take them out in one swoop. The giant turns around and starts to gallop off on his four limbs. Duncan dropped his jaw, he knows that it's impossible for human to do that but DJ just prove him wrong.

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**(Screaming Gophers Deer)**

Heather was sitting on the tree stump, filing her nails as she watch Katie separated herself from the group. "Are you coming?" Gwen asked and the queen bee scoffed at her.

"No, I'm going to wait for Lindsay and Beth and make them protect me for the whole game."

"Wouldn't that be against the rules?" Gwen asked as she placed fists on her hip.

"Do you see a rules person anywhere?" Heather said sarcastically, "Worry about your own fluffy tails."

"Fine…" Gwen rolled her eyes as she walk off with Trent, "Don't go mushy on Naruto if he caught you."

"…W-W-What are you talking about!" Heather snarled, earning a tiny smirk from goth girl.

'You're not only one who read another person's diary.' Gwen snickered inside her mind.

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**(Confession)**

"Why everyone does kept assuming that I have a crush on idiot!" Heather groaned, "There's nothing going on here…" The queen bee paused before fixing her antler headband, "Is there any chance that I can keep these?" Her eyes widened, "N-N-Not because of what idiot just said! It's because I think they are cuter!" Heather stuttered with a little blush on her face.

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**(Killer Bass hunters)**

After going over their strategy, they put their hands together and raised them with a cheer. "And break!" Harold said before the boys put their glasses on but Bridgette look unsure about the challenge. "Okay, you do realize that this is all just pretend, right, and it's just paint?" The nerd told the surfer before give her a smirk, "Like if you…like…hit Heather…"

Bridgette cut him off, "Wait. Heather is a deer?" She starts to chuckling, putting on her safety glasses and Naruto grinned at her.

"That's the spirit, dattebayo. I'm glad that you're doing this for fun." Naruto chuckled as the boys deadpanned at him, does he not know that there's reason why Bridgette want to attack Heather.

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**(Screaming Gophers hunters)**

"Start your paintballs!" Chris spoke out of the loudspeaker, "Game on!"

"All right!" Beth laughed, "Let's go bag some deer!"

"Ha-ha, I am down with that." Leshawna chuckled and Geoff smirked.

"Yeah, I'm so psych to hunt them down." He chuckled before ran off alone.

"Why do boys always have to be gun-crazed?" Leshawna rolled her eyes, earning a nod from bombshell and farmer.

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**(Lindsay)**

The bombshell was searching for the berries on Heather's order, she and Beth met the queen bee a while ago before Lindsay got her order from the leader of alliance. She hummed as she collecting the berries out of the bush before hearing a rustling sound and quickly grabs her paintball gun. "W-w-who's there?"

"Lind?" The voice called out as Lindsay blushed, realizing the voice of her crush. "Is that you?" The person walks out and chuckled, "I thought you were the deer."

"Yeah, me too." Lindsay giggled, "I almost shot you."

"Hehehe, yeah!" He paused before look at her, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm getting some berries for Hailey." The bombshell offers him some berries, "Want some?"

"Sure!" Lindsay giggled as she watches him eating the berries. "It's been a while since we talk…When was the last time we talk again?"

"Just a few days ago when we were having dinner…" Lindsay tapped her chin, remembering that they always talk during the suppers but they both got busy with other stuffs.

"Right!" He nods before sighed, "I miss talking to you…" Lindsay blushed when he told her that.

"Y-Y-Yeah, me too…" They both stand around in awkward silence before she speaks up, "I better go back to Hillary before she gets mad again."

"Oh, yeah…See you, Lind." He waves at her as he walks off to hunting for the Gophers deer, don't even remember that Heather is the deer in first place.

"Yeah…See you, Otis." Lindsay blushed as she watches Owen disappeared into the wood.

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**(Naruto and Bridgette)**

"Man, I don't see any deer for a while, dattebayo." Naruto sighed, scanning the woods for any signs of Gophers deer as Bridgette nod. Harold decided to go another way to see if he can find any deer so it was just them alone together in the forest and they were fine with it.

"Yeah, it's weird that we don't come across anyone for a while." The surfer said, she know it was a big forest but it is still weird that they don't find anyone yet. Bridgette glanced at Naruto before thinking to herself, 'Shall I say it now or wait until after the challenge?' She bit her lips before nods to herself. "Naruto…I need to…"

"Shh!" Naruto shushed, "I see Heat-chan ahead of us." Bridgette blinks, starting to notice Heather sitting on the stump as the queen bee yelling at Beth in distance. "Shall I shoot or do you want to?" Naruto asked before smirking Bridgette fired her paintball gun twice and it hit Heather's arm.

"Whoever you are, this is so not cool!" Heather growled as she looks around, never noticed the retreating hunters.

"Nice one, Bri-chan." Naruto laughed as the surfer joined him in laughter.

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**(DJ)**

The giant dodged another paintball as he galloped up the giant cliff, chasing by Geoff. Early, the party boy find DJ in the clearing and was about to ambush the deer, only to step on the twig and alerted DJ to his position. "Get back here!" Geoff shouted as he shot another paintball at DJ. The giant dodged it again before skidded to stop in front of the edge of the cliff and gulps at the height. Geoff laughed, "You're mine now, deer." DJ sweats as Geoff aimed his gun at the deer and pulled it, only to have it clicking.

"…"

"…"

"…" DJ glared at Geoff, "Um…I'm out?" Geoff nervously chuckled as he rubs his head before DJ dropkick him off the cliff and into the lake. The giant grinned at the soaking party boy before kicking the dirt in air and galloping off again.

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**(Killer Bass Hunters)**

The four hunters found each other and agreed to go together since the game is going to be over soon since it has been almost more than two hours. They were talking about how Owen come close to bag some deer, only to be fouled by his own farts and laughed when Owen let out a fart before they overhear someone fighting with other.

"Huh? Sound like Heat-chan." Naruto muttered before they peek out of the bushes to see Leshawna and Beth shooting at Heather while she was shooting back and the Killer Bass hunters raised their eyebrows at each other before shot their paintball guns at the fighting trio.

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**(Geoff)**

The party boy sighed as he walk throughout the woods after dried off, he was lucky that the sharks were not around this time. "Huh?" He blinked, noticing a pile of berries and shrugged his shoulders, he was really hungry. Geoff starts to eating them, unawake that a bear stand right behind him until he finally turns around and screaming.

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**(Confession)**

The bear was eating berries off his claws, wearing a camo hat and safety glasses.

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**(Camp)**

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Chris shook his head, he just called all the campers back to tally up the team's score and only to find out that his challenge was really messed up. "Stealing from Chef, eating chips in woods, being mauled by a bear." Chris said as Chef wrapped the bandage on wheelchair-bounded Geoff, honestly the party boy have no idea about the first two but the host believed it was him since the empty bag, tossed by Beth in first place, were found near Geoff at this time. "Do you know what I see here?" Chris asked with a glare as the campers look down on the ground, some was staring at injured Geoff.

"A bunch of teenagers?" Naruto said and the host sighed at him.

"No…I see a very undisciplined group." Chris turns his head to Gophers, "I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product…And I have to say…" Chris take a deep breath, "That was awesome!"

"Say what?" Everyone beside Geoff cried out.

Chris pointed at Gopher team with a laugh, "When you guys opened fire on your own team, wicked tv, guys."

"Hey, where are Duncan and Courtney?" Harold asked before the mentioned campers walk in with their antlers locked together, causing some campers to laugh at the sight.

"Oh, this is too much." Gwen smirked.

"Duncan, you sly dog, you!" Owen catcalled.

The punk wiggled his eyebrows, "The girl can't keep her antlers off me." That earn him a kick to groin from Courtney and the males winced at his agony. "Can't…Even…Bend…Over…" Duncan groaned out.

"Easy, Courtney." Chris said, "Our medical tent's really only equipped for one at a time, and Geoff's pretty messed up." Naruto and Bridgette help separating the CIT and punk from their antlers locking. "Well, since three members of the Gophers are dripping in paint…"

Lindsay cut him off by turns around to reveal that she got shot in back, "Make that four members."

"…And some of them aren't even deer, I think we have our winner." Chris glared at Gophers before grinned at the cheering Killer Bass members, "You're off to a hunting-camp shindig."

"Woo…" Duncan whined before dropping on his knees, holding his family jewelries.

"Gophers, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony…" Chris rolled his eyes, "Again."

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**(Campfire)**

"I mean, seriously, twice in a row?" Heather scoffed at her team, "What is wrong with you people? I can't wait to see Beth get kicked off." The said farmer gulps as the queen bee glared at Leshawna with crossed arms, "I just wish I could vote off two campers at once."

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**(Confession)**

"I know I just got mauled by a bear," Geoff chuckled in his wheelchair, "But I'm feeling good about this. This Heather chick has a lot of issues with Gophers and I'm sure I'm safe this time."

_***Static***_

"I totally admire Belle for standing up to Heather," Lindsay said, finally get the queen bee's name right, "But she's so dead now."

* * *

"There are only seven marshmallows on this plate." Chris said as he shows them the plate, "When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper…"

He was cut off again by Gwen as she droned, "Who do not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame, catch a boat of losers and leave." The goth girl sighed, "Can't we just get this over with?"

'Damn you, Naruto…' Chris glared at the campers, "Fine. Whatever. Spoil the moment." He tossed the marshmallows at the campers with glare, "Trent, Lindsay, Katie, Gwen, Leshawna, Beth."

"Oh, come on!" Heather mumbled to herself with a sneer. Now it's down to between Geoff and Heather.

"Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight." Chris said, holding up the final marshmallow.

"…" Heather licks her lip with worried expression on her face.

"…" Geoff glances at the marshmallow before turns his eyes to Heather.

"…" Chris just stares at them with poker face before said dully, "Heather."

The host jumped as soon as Heather grabs the marshmallow and glowering over her team with a deep growl, "You are all lucky, okay? Very lucky!" The Gophers gasped out in fear as she stomped away.

"Geoff, the dock of shame awaits, bro." Chris said dully, not affected by Heather's anger.

"…" The host just realized that Geoff can't move at all.

"I guess we can help you get there." Chris smirked, "Chef?"

"Yeah, yeah." Chef muttered as he push Geoff's wheelchair toward the dock of shame and tosses him into the boat before it sailed off.

"…Why is he in a nurse uniform?" Trent said with green face.

"And wearing a blonde wig?" Gwen shivered.

"That's his punishment." Chris smirked evilly as the Gophers blinked at him, what punishment?

'I told these fools to erase this part.' Chef glared at the sweating camera crew.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Wow, what a wild time we had!" Chris winked, "Get it, wild? Huh?" The host sighed, "Anyway…So far we have seen a lot of things this time like Naruto's scars, two campers caught someone's attention in unlikely manners and…Speak of which…" Chris glared at Chef in his nurse uniform, "How long will I punish Chef for giving Naruto a somewhat pep talk."

"Oh come on! Get over it!" The cooker groaned, crossing his arms.

"Nope! Now what will the next episode bring us? Will someone tell our redhead idiot that he just unknowingly woo a few girls? Who will be next to kick off the island? When will these damned teenagers learn to not interrupting their handsome host? What will happen next on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ISLAND!"**

"…Can I get out of the uniform now?"

"No!"

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**(Cabins)**

Bridgette fidgeting with her fingers as she paces around in same spot. "You can do it, you can do it." The surfer girl mumbled to herself, trying to calm herself down before someone call out to her.

"Hey, Bri-chan. Courtney said that you need to see me for something." Naruto smiled as he come up to her, "What do you need, dattebayo?"

"O-o-oh! Well…" Bridgette rubbed her arm before taking a deep breath, "N-N-Naruto, I want to tell you something…"

"Yeah?" The redhead blinked at her.

"Naruto…I-I-I-I…really like…" Bridgette stuttered with red face and before she can say it, a voice called out to them with a stomping footstep.

"Hey idiot! What are you doing…" The couple turns to see Heather as the queen bee blinked, noticing the surfer before narrowed her eyes. "Am I interrupting something?"

"N-N-No, not at all." Bridgette squeaked before sighing, earning a concerned look from Naruto.

"You sure? You can tell me, dattebayo." The surfer shook her head.

"Nah, I'll tell you later…" Bridgette glared at Heather, "In private when I'm ready."

"Huh? Ready for what?" Naruto tilted his head as Bridgette wave it off and give him a smile before retreating into her room. "Um…Heat-chan, what's going on?"

"Nothing!" Heather snarled, she knows what was going on so she decided to stop it by step in. No floozy is going to take her idiot away from…Naruto watched the queen bee's face turns red.

"Um…Heat-chan?"

"S-S-SHUT UP!" Heather shouted before stomped away from confusing Naruto.

"…" The redhead turns to a bear who was just bystander in the middle of everything, "What's going on, dattebayo?" The bear's answer was just a facepalm, "What?"

* * *

_Killer Bass team: Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Harold, Naruto, Owen_

_Screaming Gophers team: Beth, Gwen, Heather, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Trent_

_Eliminated: Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Izzy, Justin, Noah, Sadie, Tyler_

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**And this ends our third chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**This time, I crammed in four episodes because it seems that three of the episodes are in wild while the fear one is tied into the outdoor camping. That and I found out that some of episodes do not have a lot of things going on and some of the characters does not talk a lot.**

**I'm not sure about this chapter because something bother me about it but I checked it five or six time so feedback would be great if someone know what it is or I'm just an worrywart.**

**In this chapter, I just revealed a bit about Naruto and I'm curious if everyone like it or not. Plus I'm curious if everyone is fine with the processing of the relationship between everyone that I just showed in this chapter?**

**I bet that some of readers don't see that coming when I revealed who Lindsay has a crush on and I'm sure I will get a lot of angry letters about that…Oh well, I just like to see unique pairings. Does anyone like possible Cody x Katie or not?**

**I really like Chef a lot so I want to show that Chef have a softer side that he can only reveal around Naruto because everyone know that people would act different around Naruto.**

**I tried my best to keep some of characters IC but I know some of them got OOC…Hmm…Meh, fanfiction always get everyone OOC most of time.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	4. Island: Good Times, Tension, and Fear

**Sorry, I just had a mild case of writer block and now I know why everyone hates it so badly. Thank everyone for the feedback and reviews…that and thank for make me put safe on my shopping list because I really believe that some of you may broke in my house to see the spoilers…**

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**Anyway, it's time for the fourth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

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**Chapter 4: Island: Good Times, Tension, and Fear**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had a wild adventure." Chris winked at the camera, "Everyone enjoyed outdoor camping, paddling in their canoes, and hunting some deer while facing their fears." The host smirked, "We had seen some drama between some campers slowly unfolding in front of us but the question that we always kept asking is when will our dense redhead get a clue?" He rolled his eyes, "Come on! How can he be this dense?"

Chris starts to rambling for a while before the cameraman whispered, "Um…Sir? You are getting off track…"

"Shut up!" The host cleared his throat, "So far, three fishes and a gopher were sent home early and it leaves us with a question…Who will be the next to walk the dock of shame?" Chris chuckled, "Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!" He turned to the cameraman with a glare and muttered, "By the way, you're fired for interrupted me."

"What?!"

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

"Hello." DJ muttered in his sleep as his roommates snored in their bed before Duncan sat up with a yawn and jumped off to do his morning workout. After a few pushups, he start to smell something horrible before opened his eyes to see blue underwear with brown stain, lying on floor and right in front of his face. The punk jumps back with an unmanly shriek, waking some of campers up and glared at Harold.

"Not cool, Harold." Duncan growled, "Not cool."

"Those aren't mine." Harold denied.

"Oh right," Duncan said sarcastically as he pointed at the nerd, "You're always leaving your gitch lying around."

"No, I'm not, gosh!" Harold crossed his arms and glares at Duncan.

"Um…Hai, you do." Naruto sighed, messing his hair up.

"You have like, absolutely no proof." Harold growled.

"No one really wear these briefs, beside you." Cody pointed out before DJ speaks up.

"And your mom sewed your name onto the label."

"Whatever!" Harold muttered angrily, "I'm going for a shower."

"Hey, don't forget to clean the skid maker!" Duncan shouted with a smirk as his roommates snickered. "I think Harold needs to be taught a lesson, boys."

"You're thinking of a prank? I'm in, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as his geek friend paled, remembering the corncob prank story.

"Yeah!" The Bass boys agreed as they give each other high-fives.

* * *

Courtney groaned, "I can't believe it! Only if Heather doesn't has to show up!"

"I know." Bridgette sighed, "I think I better wait a bit before telling him."

"Yeah, I guess so." The CIT pats her friend's knee before standing up, "Well, we better go to shower before Chris decides to have another challenge." The surfer smiled at her before collecting things that she need for the shower.

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**(Beach)**

Chris had called the campers to meet him at the beach to receive their challenge of the day. "Today's challenge will test your minds, your teamwork, and your skills in the kitchen." The host said, "You'll be cooking a three-course meal and serving it to me for tasting. The winners get a reward. The losers will send somebody home."

"What else is new?" Leshawna said as she rolls his eyes.

Chris glared at her, "…Each team will appoint a head chef to create the theme of the meal and to oversee the cooking." Some campers look at each other with nervous expression, "To cook, you need ingredients. Every morning, a truck brings us food." As soon as he said it, a truck rolls out of the water backward onto the beach and a dolphin in suit peeked out to give the group a salute.

"…The fuck?" Gwen mumbled with weird look.

"Today's task starts there." Chris grinned at them as if it was just everyday occurrence.

"Get any ideas?" DJ asked, opening the truck's tailgate as the campers look inside.

"How about multicultural theme, dattebayo?" Naruto said with a grin.

Duncan smirked at his redhead friend, "Hello, head chef."

"Me?" Naruto blinked before shrugging his shoulders, "If that's okay with the guys." They quickly collecting their ingredients as the Gophers waited for their turn.

"Head chef, called it." Heather spoke with a smug tone before giving Beth a glare, "Try not to screw up this time, okay?" The farmer gave her a timid nod as the queen bee walk past her.

"Just ignore her, girl." Leshawna said as she glares at Heather's back.

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**(Confession)**

"I had to take the leadership role." Heather grunted, "Hello! We're on a losing streak and really, everyone else on this team is useless." She buried her face with hands with a groan, "Idiot's team outnumbered us by one...Why can't they just put him in my team!"

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"Okay, let's go, dattebayo!" Naruto grinned, "Good luck, Heat-chan!"

"Stop calling me that!" Heather snarled at laughing Naruto as his team walk away with boxes before turn to her team and cleared her throat, "Anyway...Leshawna, mangoes…Beth, pineapples…Lindsay, macadamias…Trent, molasses…Gwen, tomatoes…Katie, oranges." She listed off as the Gophers carried their foods with blank faces.

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**(Killer Bass Kitchen)**

"Since it is three courses and eight of us," Naruto said as they put the boxes on the counter, "So we should have three teams to focus on one course."

"That's good idea." Courtney nodded, "I'm thinking of making fajita. Is that alright?"

"I know how to make curry." Cody said, he learned how to cook since his parents were busy most of time.

"Cool with me, guys." Naruto chuckled as he checks the ingredients, "Hmm…I'm going to make ramen, dattebayo." Everyone rolled their eyes after hearing that.

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**(Confession)**

DJ shrugged, "Honestly, I'm not surprised since he really like these ramen."

_***Static***_

"Say," Courtney smirked, "That would be good chance for Bridgette if she work with Naruto together without anyone to interrupting them."

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"Bridgette, can you go help Naruto out." Courtney said with a smile and some of Bass catch on her plans.

"I'll work with Naruto since…Mmph!" Harold cried out as DJ covered the nerd's mouth and dragging him to snickering Cody.

"Um…If that's okay with you?" Bridgette said timidly and Naruto give her a smile.

"Sure, Bri-chan!" The Bass members smirked at them before starts their cooking.

Duncan smirked, "I'm going to work with princess and big O." The punk ignored Courtney's refusal as Owen get them in a group hug with grin.

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**(Confession)**

"Ugh!" Courtney groaned before crossing her arms, "Duncan's totally unmotivated. And he never washes his hands. He's so obnoxious." The footage went fast forward for a while, "Owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool…" Another fast forward, "People like that are so annoying. I mean, honestly, who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair." The CIT rolled her eyes.

_***Static***_

"Yep, this fool girl is in love." Chef shakes his head, "She talks too much and it went off-track for a while…"

"Chef, why are you in the confession stall?" Chris asked outside.

"Just because I feel like it!"

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**(Killer Bass cabin)**

Owen giggled as he sneak into the room, early Duncan gave him a signal to starts the phase one since Harold were distracting with the cooking. All he have to do is just collects all of Harold's underwear and put them inside a bag with a stick. Owen giggled again as he ran out of the cabin to hide the bag and reunite with his fellow pranksters.

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**(Killer Bass kitchen)**

DJ glanced at the door to see Owen giving him a signal before the gentle giant pick up a bucket of water and turn to Harold. "Where do you want the water, Co…" DJ purposely spilt the water on Harold, "Oops!"

"Hey!" The nerd snarled before glare at DJ, "Smooth move, dork-ahontas."

"Oh, that really sucks." Naruto hold his laugh back, "Better go change it or everyone will think you wetted your pants…again." Harold groaned as he walked out of the kitchen, never noticing DJ and Naruto give each other low-five.

"Do I want to know?" Bridgette asked her redhead crush, only to get a headshake from him. 'Boys and their pranks.' The surfer rolls her eyes as they turn back to their cooking.

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**(Screaming Gophers kitchen)**

"Gwen, Lindsay, you're on the citrus macadamia upside-down-cake flambé." Heather ordered as the Gophers entered their kitchen.

"Know how to make an upside-down flamer thingy?" Lindsay whispered to Gwen. The queen bee almost rolls her eyes but Katie bumped into her as she struggling to carry the bag of oranges.

"Ugh…Now what can I do?" Katie whined.

"Go back to the truck." Heather mumbled, "We need more oranges."

"Okay…" The tanned girl sighed as Trent carry in the tray of ribs before Heather turned to him.

"Trent, you and Katie are on ribs."

The musician blinked, "But isn't she…"

"Leshawna and Beth," Heather ignored him as she turns to the said Gophers, "You're on pineapple skewers and mango dip."

"Girl, let me handle the appetizers." Leshawna said, "I know how to make pineapple chutney that would melt the socks off the devil."

"Oh really?" Heather smiled, "Well, that's so great." Her smile turns into a smirk, "But since I'm head chef, we're gonna stick to my plan. And my plan is pineapples with sticks through them." The queen bee roared in their faces, "Got it?"

"If we weren't on camera, I should…" Leshawna muttered to herself as Heather walk away from them to order the Gophers around.

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**(Killer Bass kitchen)**

"Naruto, can you check the dough?" Bridgette asked as she kneading the dough.

"Sure, Bri-chan." Naruto said before take a hold of her hands and lightly rubbing them.

"N-N-Naruto?" Bridgette stuttered with a red face, "What are you doing?"

Naruto blinked, "Just checking to see if your hands are sticky." The surfer raised her eyebrow, "My kaa-san said that if your hands are not sticky and clean after kneading long, it's mean it is ready."

"Ah, I see…"

"Are you okay? You look like you're running a fever." Naruto said with concern.

"N-No, I'm fine." The surfer quickly turns away from him and resume with kneading the dough. The redhead shrugged before checking the broth and behind them, Courtney facepalmed and Duncan chortled at their antics.

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**(Screaming Gophers kitchen)**

Gwen battering her eyelashes at smirking Trent as he brushing ribs with sauce before Katie stumbling into the kitchen, carrying a box of oranges with difficulty. "I-I-I'm back…" Katie whined before tripped on her feet, accidentally launch the box in air and it hit Trent in head. "Um…Whoops." She gulps as everyone stares at unconscious musician.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Things are going perfectly," Heather said before scoffed, "except for Katie's clumsiness and Trent's concussion, which mean he's out of today's challenge." She gives out a sigh, "But, still, this challenge is totally ours." The queen bee paused before shaking her head with hands on forehead.

* * *

**(Killer Bass kitchen)**

"Careful, your big paws don't mash the tortilla." Courtney said to scowling Duncan as he rolling the dough flat, whose idea was it to make things from scratch?

"Careful, your uptight ass doesn't curdle the custard." Duncan smirked at gasping Courtney.

"Oh, ha ha ha." The CIT laugh with sarcasm, "You're…" The door opened and everyone looks at the person who just entered before the girls screamed in disgust.

"Ok, who took all my shorts?" Harold asked, he was wearing nothing but a speedo.

"…Congratulation, you just traumatized millions of viewers on nationwide show, dattebayo." Naruto said with a grin as the boys laughed at the nerd before Chris peek in the kitchen and stared at speedo-wearing Harold.

"…"

"…"

"…Congratulation, you…" Chris said before Cody speaks up.

"Too late, Naruto already said it." The host pouted before take another look at Harold again and shivered, causing the nerd to glance at his speedo and wondered why everyone hates it.

"Three more hours and counting, guys." Chris said before disappeared from their sight.

"…By the way, why don't you wear pants?" Owen asked and everyone blinked, just realized that he was right before turned to the nerd.

"Don't tell me…" Bridgette muttered as she duck behind Naruto's back.

"I'm not pervert!" The nerd cried out.

"No, you got to be head chef because you called it!" The Bass team jumped in air before glance at the divider wall as Leshawna kept shouting, "And who do you think you're fooling with that crispy-white-apron power trip you on?"

"Are you gonna be a team player or not?!" Heather's voice shouts back as the Bass members glance at each other with nervous eyes and kept listening to their argument before it died down.

"…Back to work…" Naruto chuckled nervously, he know how Heat-chan get during the challenge and hope that it won't get her in trouble soon. It wasn't long enough until the redhead glanced at Harold cutting the vegetables, "Dude, you should put on some pants. It's not good idea to cooking in your…um…speedo, dattebayo."

"So give me back my pants then!" Harold snarled before Duncan show up on the nerd's side with a chuckle.

"Harold's right, guys." The punk put his hands on Harold's shoulder, "If you go to the cabin, you'll find a clean pair of underwear and shorts waiting." The nerd rolled his eyes, walking away from the group as they snickered at his back.

"…By the way, I don't recalling us taking his pants?" Naruto said as his fellow pranksters nod with him, they never said anything about stealing his pants at all.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"If that don't stir up drama then I don't know what it is." Chris said with an evil smirk as he pulls a pant out of the bag.

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

Harold ran inside and saw his underwear laying on the bed before pick it up with a grin, not minding the fact that it has a huge brown stain on it. "That's more like it." He said and in the kitchen, the boys were laughing as Duncan juggling a hot sauce in his hand. The nerd put it on and froze before screaming, "My biscuits are burning!" He quickly ran to the dock and jump into the water before give a sigh of relief. Three fins stick out of the water and swimming around the nerd before he screamed out in fear and ran out of the water.

* * *

**(Confession)**

Naruto laughed as he holding his stomach. "I own that one to Fin, Jaws, and Fang." It was really easy to bring his shark friends to the beach from lake. "By the way, I'm worried about Heat-chan…I just hear something blow up on her side, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head, unawake that his childhood friend just burned her eyebrows off and blaming everything on her team.

* * *

**(Killer Bass kitchen)**

"Nice jammies." Duncan said, clapping his hands with DJ as Harold walk past them with a scowl.

"That is all I've got left." Harold said with resignation, "So if you sickos want to see me butt naked, hit me with your best shot."

The male Bass members crossed their arms with smirk before Duncan said, "Well, stop leaving your butt bags all over the cabin, and we'll back off."

"I told you it wasn't me!" Harold snarled.

"Wow, you were right." Bridgette said as she turns to Naruto and the redhead nods back to her.

"Well, I tried." Duncan shrugged his shoulders.

"Hey guys, I made some sandwiches." Cody gives them a smirk as he picks up a plate, "So we can eat while working on our foods."

"Oh sweet!" Harold grabs one of the sandwiches, "I'm seriously starving…" He takes a bite, "That taste like sweat and lotion…It's the worst sandwich I ever ate…" The nerd swallows before pull something out of the sandwich and to his horror, it was his underwear…means the pierce he just swallowed was…

"Ew, that's nasty!" Courtney recoiled from seeing the nerd ate his dirty underwear.

"We'll return all of your underwear and shorts when you admit it." Owen giggled as Harold look down in defeat.

"In the fridge!" Leshawna's voice cried out, causing everyone to look at the wall again.

"…For some reason, I feel very concerning about Heat-chan now, dattebayo." Naruto muttered before turns to Bridgette to check on the ramen. "How is it?"

"Hmm, I don't know…" The surfer lifts the ladle to Naruto's face, "Here, taste it." The redhead tasted it and licking his lips a bit before grinned at her.

"It's good! Man, it's almost same like my kaa-san's ramen."

"Really?" Bridgette looks at Naruto as he nods.

"Yeah, when she was around, kaa-san makes an awesome ramen since it's our favorite food and now it's hard to make a ramen that taste like hers." Naruto sighed, starts to remembering the memory of his mother made ramen for them. Bridgette placed her hand on Naruto's arm as he turn to her with a smile, "I'm fine."

"If you're sure." The surfer said as they pouring the ramen into the bowl. After few pouring, Naruto speak up.

"You know, you will make awesome wife since you're good at making ramen." The redhead chuckled.

"R-R-Really, you think so?" Bridgette blushed, "But you help and teach me a lot."

"That's true but with your help, the ramen is really good." Naruto grinned as he pulls her in one-arm hug, not noticing some of Bass smirked at the blushing surfer.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Ma was right," Courtney smirked, "The only way to get a man's heart is through stomach…"

_***Static***_

"Hmm…" Owen tapping his chin, "So if Bridge gets really good at make ramen, Naru will go out with her and I will win the bet, hehehehe!" The oaf giggled as he let out a small fart.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Beth set up her tiki idol on the table before turns to Chris with a smile, "Your meal is coming right up, sir."

"Yep, everything's almost right, dattebayo." Naruto said as he lit the candlesticks before both of the campers returned to their kitchen sides.

"Hmm, dattebayo?" Chris mumbled to himself, noticing that the redhead kept repeating the word over and over. It was kind of familiar but he can't remember it at all before shrugged his shoulders, it was not important at all.

* * *

**(Screaming Gophers kitchen)**

"We might just win this thing yet, y'all." Leshawna chuckled as she and Katie take a smell from their three courses. "All right, let's do this." The Gophers nodded as they walk out of the kitchen, not noticing that the back door was opening before a bear peek inside and take a smell. The creature noticed the foods on table before licking his mouth.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Chris decided that Killer Bass team will go first and right now, he just finished his curry before giving the Bass a thumb-up. "Not bad, your curry passed…Now pass me these fajita, please." DJ handed the plate of fajitas to the host before he takes a few bites, "On scale of one to ten…" Chris grinned, "Fifteen!"

"Wouldn't that be one to fifteen?" Naruto asked as he tilted his head, earning a glare from Chris.

"…Give me the next one or else…" The host mumbled before look down at the ramen and raised his eyebrow. "Hmm…" Chris shrugged before taking a few bite, he paused for a while before eat it all up. "Wow, that's really good!"

"I can't do it without Bri-chan's help, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at blushing Bridgette.

"Now how will the Gophers respond?" Chris grinned at the cameraman.

"You hear the man." Leshawna said as Katie entered the kitchen before screaming out in fear. The Gophers quickly entered the kitchen to see the bear lying on the table with his guts sticking out as the creature cleaning his teeth with bone.

"…" The bear noticed the angry sassy girl and gulps before ran out of the kitchen.

"Get your furry ass back here!" Leshawna roared with shaking fist as the bear disappeared into the wood. Katie nervously brings out the tray with rib bones and placed it on the table in front of Chris.

"…Yeah, this look like it's, um, been eaten." Chris glared at the bones.

"Um…Not all of it." Katie pointed at a small piece of meat sticking on one of the bone.

"Yeah, there…" Chris muttered as he picks it out, "Boy, I'm so starving." He rolled his eyes before bit into his meat. "You know what? I've had worse…Two points. Right now it is still in Bass' lead." The Gophers groaned, "Now it's time for your dessert."

"Here." Gwen grunted as she placed the cake on table.

"I have to say this cake looks like a winner." Chris grinned as he sticks the fork in, only to have it turn into ashes. His grinning face becomes blank and Leshawna muttered to Beth that it doesn't look good. "…What the hell is this?" The host picks up a handful of ash with glare.

"It's Helena's recipe." Lindsay said before she gasps, "Oh my gosh! She's still in the fridge!"

"Wait, nani?!" Naruto shouted as everyone watch the bombshell running into the kitchen.

"What? Girl was making everyone trip." Leshawna said, noticing Chris was looking at her as if she has something to do with it.

"Oh, I hear that." Chris said with a grin before everyone gasped at seeing blue-skinned Heather stomping out with angry glare.

"Oh the horror!" Owen cried out.

"You guys are s-s-s-so dead." Heather said with chattering teeth as she glared at her team, "Is it over?"

"Heat-chan, your eyebrows look different." Naruto said, receiving a glare from his childhood friend.

"It is over." Chris said, holding back his laughter as he jabbed his thumb at the Killer Bass team, "The Bass wins, twenty-one to twelve." The said team cheered, "It's not because you just served me ash, the ribs sucked too."

"Great! That's just great!" Heather snarled at her team, "Why do we keep losing, people?" She turns to the table and pointed at the tiki idol, "And what is this! I don't approve this."

"Hmm, it's kind of giving me a funny feeling." Naruto said before Beth walk up and pick it up.

"I brought it back as a souvenir, you know, from another island."

"You did what?" Heather yelled at the farmer.

"You mean Boney Island?" Chris shot up from his chair and grabbed his hairs with widened eyes, "The deadliest island in Muskoka, the one I specifically said not to take anything from or you'll be cursed?"

"Um…Yeah?" Beth said as the host and her team glared at the farmer. "I don't know. I'll put it back." She quickly returned to her team.

Chris sighed, "Okay, the Killer Bass now lead with eight members to Gophers' soon to be six…" The host turn to the Bass team with a smirk, "And as promised, the winners will be enjoying a reward tonight…a five-star dinner under the stars." The Bass team cheered as Duncan pulls Courtney in a hug and it last long until the CIT yelled at him to put her down.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

Heather glared at Beth and Leshawna as Chris walk up to the campers with plate of marshmallows and grinned at them. "I've got seven Gophers sitting in front of me tonight," The host chuckled, "But only six fluffy bits of sweet safety in my hands, so good luck." He put the plate down, "When I call your name, come up and get your marshmallow…Leshawna…Katie…Gwen…Trent…Lindsay." He waited as the said campers pick their marshmallow up before speak again, "Heather, Beth, down to you. Whoever doesn't get this last marshmallow must immediately walk the dock of shame and leave on the boat of losers forever."

"…" Beth crossed her fingers and bit her lips.

"…" Heather glared with her crossed arms.

"…The final marshmallow goes to…" Chris slowly said and paused.

"…" Beth gulps.

"…" Heather's glare gets harder.

"…Heather." Chris finally announced and the queen bee smirked at Beth.

"You heard him. Boat of losers, that way." Heather gloated, "That was stupid of you to take that doll from the island."

"See you, girl." Leshawna waved to Beth as the said girl walk down the dock of shame.

"That's it for tonight," Chris chuckled, "And you might want to burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes."

"Cool, will Chef give us some sage?" Leshawna asked.

"Nope…" The host raised his eyebrow, "Good luck with that…Go back to your cabin."

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

The boys snickered as they lifting the bed with sleeping Harold on it and carry him outside at night, placing him on the dock and the next morning, everyone laughed at embarrassing naked nerd.

"Good morning, Harold!" The girls laughed at him as the boys in canoe rowing past them.

"Learn your lesson, dattebayo?" Naruto chuckled.

"Yes, okay!" Harold cried out.

"Oh, we need more than that." Duncan smirked.

"I'll never leave my crusty underwear out again!" Harold whined, earning a lot of disgusting groan from the girls. "I swear!"

"I believe him." Cody snickered as DJ tossed the nerd's clothes back to Harold. Everyone laughed as the nerd ran off to his cabin.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"Campers, meet me at the stage after dinner." Chris said as it rang out of the loudspeaker outside, "We have a special event for everyone to enjoy."

"Are we going to have another challenge already?" Katie gulped, she hope that her team won't lose another challenge like yesterday.

"I guess so." Gwen groaned as she jabbing her fork into the mystery meat and the goth girl swear that she just heard it screaming in pain.

"Heat-chan, are you feeling better now?" Naruto called from his table.

The queen bee sneezed, "I am, idiot." She was wearing a black turtleneck shirt with blue jean since it was bad idea to wear any short clothes when she has a cold.

"You sure?"

"Yes! Stop asking me!" Heather snarled as she slamming her hands on the table with a glare.

"Gomen, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously before turns back to his dinner as the queen bee sneeze again and glared at her team.

"I blame you guys for the cold…Achoo!" Some of the Gophers smirked at her, it was still worth it.

* * *

**(Stage)**

The campers look at the stage with confusion and curiosity. There were a several tables, with foods and punch bowls, spending out around a dance floor and they can see two large sounders on top of the stage with Chef as deejay. Chris was standing right next to Chef with a grin, "Campers, only for tonight we are hosting a party for you guys."

"What's the catch?" Duncan said as he crossed his arms and some campers agreed with him.

"Just thought you need some fun and a little break from challenges." Chris chuckled and the campers kept staring at him before shrugged. "DJ Chef will start it off with music…" The deejay played the music and everyone blinked at the chosen music.

"Wait, this song…" The punk blinked, "It's a slow dance…"

"…Here's your catch, Duncan." Chris chuckled, "All the songs are slow dance and just for tonight, there will be no team until the end of this party…Enjoy!" The host snickered at some nervous campers, 'Dance, my puppets, dance for the ratings.'

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Alright!" Cody pump his fist, "That's good chance for me to make a move on Gwen."

_***Static***_

"A dance?" Gwen sighed, "It sucks…But I'll overlook it for once if Trent asks me to dance with him."

_***Static***_

Lindsay squealed as she clapping her hands, "I can't wait to ask Otto for a dance!"

_***Static***_

"Idiot better give me a dance." Heather scoffed before widened her eyes, "N-N-No, I mean…I don't want to dance with any of these losers here!"

* * *

Cody was about to ask Gwen but Trent speak up, "Want to dance?"

"Sure." Gwen smiled at him with a lightly blush as they walk to the dance floor.

"Oh, man…" The geek sighed before Katie tapping his shoulder timidly. "Huh, Katie?"

"Do you, um, want to dance with me?"

"Well…" Cody rubs his neck, glancing at dancing Gwen before his eyes went back to the tanned girl, "Sure." He gives her a gap-teeth grin as blushing Katie dragging him to the dance area. They both never noticed some smirking campers watch them dancing clumsy.

"This girl is crushing on the geek badly." Duncan chuckled before noticing his large friend dancing with Lindsay. "Huh, never saw this one coming."

"Yeah." DJ smiled, "I think it's cute." They stand around in silence before the giant break it, "Five bucks say Naruto will dance with Bridgette first."

"You're on." Duncan smirked before glance at Courtney, "Well, I guess I give princess one dance before I ditch this lame dance."

"Good luck." The giant laughed as he walks to the table to have some decent foods.

"Um, Naruto." The redhead blinks as he turns his head to Bridgette, "D-d-do you want to dance with me?"

Naruto smiled and was about to saying something but Heather grabbed his right arm, "Idiot, come dance with me!" She was about to drag him away, only to be stopped by Bridgette as she grabs Naruto's another arm.

"Excuse me, I asked him first." The surfer said with a glare as the queen bee glared back.

"Um…" Naruto glanced at the glaring girls as they starts to growling at each other, "To be fair, Bri-chan did ask me first but you will have your turn, dattebayo."

"What!" Heather snarled as the surfer smirked at her before the queen bee huffed, "Fine! Don't take too long!" She growled before give Naruto a kick in shin and stomping off to the table as the campers back away from the angry bee.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Usually, I would fight for the first dance but I'll let it slide this time since I have a cold…Achoo!" Heather sneezed before smirking as she rubbing her nose, "And beside, this floozy girl has no chance with idiot…Achoo!"

_***Static***_

"Oh man…" Chris crossed his arms with a pout, "I was hoping for more drama and a catfight…"

* * *

"Are you okay?" Bridgette asked and Naruto give her a nod with a chuckle as they start to dance with each other, never noticed scowling Duncan handing smiling DJ the five dollars.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Heat-chan is always a tsundere."

The surfer girl blinked, "Tsundere?"

"Hehe, it means that she is cold to everyone but she's really softie inside after you know her a while, dattebayo." Naruto said as he twirling Bridgette around and pull her closer, it was hard to see her blushing in dark. "I bet you two will be good friends." The surfer rolled her eyes, he doesn't know that they were fighting for his affection but that's one of reasons why she likes him.

* * *

"Are you okay?" Katie asked and Cody sighed as he glanced at Gwen and Trent.

"Yeah, I guess so…It's just that I'm starting to think that I have no chance with Gwen." The geek can tell that she like his musician friend a lot and he don't mind if it was Trent since he's a good guy.

"Well, that's true." Katie said, earning a sigh from the geek. "But I think it might be good thing."

"Huh? Why?" Cody blinked at her, how can it be a good thing if Gwen never notice him at all.

"Because what if someone else like you, like, a lot but this person would think she have no chance with you if you kind of ignoring this person since you kept chasing after your crush who may will never return your feelings at all?"

"Hmm…" Cody bit his lips, "Honestly, I think the one who like me would have a chance with me if I know this person for a while."

"Really?"

"Yeah, really. It's true that I have a crush on Gwen because she's cool and hottie but…It's just a crush and I think I kind of blew my chance with her." Cody sighed, "I blame the hormone, it makes you do the crazy things." Katie giggled as she lean into Cody's chest, "Um, I don't mind if it's you…" Their eyes widened and Cody let out a silent groan, 'Curse my big mouth…'

"…"

"Um, I'm sor…" Cody attempted to apologize but she places her finger on his lips.

"Don't be sorry." Katie smiled into his chest, "I, um, kind of…like you…"

"…R-R-Really?" The geek stuttered with red face, "W-W-Well…Can we kind of wait a bit and take it slowly?"

"Sure." Katie giggled with blush, she don't mind it since they just know each other for a few weeks. She glanced up at the blushing geek before pecking his cheek, causing his face to get redder.

No one noticed that Chef was watching the couple and slowly a teardrop start to come out of his face before he glared at it, "Get back in there, fool!" The tear quickly returns to his eyes with a sniffle, he's not going softie on any mushy maggots at all!

* * *

Bridgette sighed softly as she leans her head on Naruto's chest before glance up to his face. She wishes it would last forever… "I'm cutting in!" The surfer rolled her eyes, only this girl can ruin the moment.

"Well, thank for the dance." Bridgette smiled as she walks away from him before giving a glare at smirking Heather as they passed each other. "At least I get the first dance." The surfer girl smirked at scowling queen bee before join her friends at table.

"Shall we?" Naruto grinned as Heather snapped out from glare before give him a nod.

"Whatever, idiot." She mumbled, taking hold of his hands and starts to dance. "I'm pissed at you because you danced with her first."

"Yeah, I know but you always dance with me first every time we go to any dances, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, they both always go out to dance as friends at any school events and he always laughed every time anyone asked if they were on date, only to have Heather shouting at them.

"What's so funny?"

"Nothing, just recalling you yelled at everyone that we weren't dating each other when we went to dance."

Heather rolled her eyes, "Because we were not dating at all…" In her head, she added the word 'yet' at the end of her sentence. They don't say anything for a while as they kept dancing around.

"You know, it feels like we don't see each other a lot since we got here, dattebayo." Naruto said and Heather blinked before nod her head.

"Yeah, it's because we're both on different team." She sighed, resting her head on his shoulder. "…I don't like my team at all…"

"I know…But what about Lindsay? Isn't she your friend?"

"Yeah…kind of…But she's like an eggplant." Naruto rolled his eyes, he knows that Heather always has a odd way to compare someone to something. "Don't you roll your eyes, idiot! I know what you are thinking!"

"Hai, you got me." Naruto chuckled, "So how's your cold now?"

"It's getting better…Achoo!" Heather sneezed. "Only if they don't lock me in the freezer, I won't have this stupid cold and wear these tacky clothes…"

"Honestly, I think you look good in them."

"…Idiot, shut up and just dance." Heather mumbled as she buried her blushing face into Naruto's chest. The redhead shrugged his shoulders, knowing that he have to listen to her for a while or she will yell a lot.

* * *

"That is so boring." Chris grunted as he sat down next to Chef, watching the campers dancing and talk to each other at the table. The host crossed his arms, "Whose idea was it to have a party…There's no drama at all! It have been four hours now!"

"…It was your idea." The cooker pointed out, "But I think it would bring us a bit of ratings."

"A bit? That's not good…" Chris pouted before a maniacal smirk appears on his face. Chef sighed at the host, knowing his boss will do something crazy. "Campers!" Everyone turned to him with blinking eyes as the host pull out snakes out of nowhere, "Party's over!"

"You crazy!" Leshawna screamed as the host throws the snakes in air and everyone scrambled away.

"Go and get some sleep!" Chris laughed as Chef shakes his head.

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

"So you and Katie, eh?" DJ chuckled with his roommates as they stare at blushing Cody, only Harold was sleeping in his bed since he was still mad at them for their prank.

"Um, yeah. We both agreed that we will take it slow since it's only been a few weeks."

"That's wise thing to do, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "I was wondering when you two get together but I don't expect this soon." Everyone turns to him with widened eyes and he raised his eyebrow, "What?"

"You know that she have a thing for geek?" Duncan said.

"Uh, yeah? It's pretty oblivious."

"Really? Do you know if anyone like you?" Owen asked as he raising his hand in air.

"Yeah. But there is no one here who has a crush on me, dattebayo." Naruto laughed and everyone just stared at him.

* * *

**(Confession)**

DJ facepalmed.

_***Static***_

Cody facepalmed.

_***Static***_

Owen facepalmed.

_***Static***_

Duncan facepalmed.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

The next several days, Chef grinned as he scooped out the foods on the campers' tray. "Today's breakfast is Hawaiian Italian fusion casserole." The cooker said with pride as he hands it to Gwen.

"You mean leftovers from the cooking challenge?" Gwen deadpanned.

"…Yeah, that's right." Chef growled before snarl in her face, "You got a problem with that?"

"Sir, no, sir!" Gwen gulped, giving him the salute as Chef returned it back. The goth girl turns around and walk to Gophers team as she smirking at sneezing queen bee, "Need a little Echinacea?"

"Oh, you're so funny." Heather scoffed, "You think that you can just lock me up in a freezer and get away with it?" She pointed at them with a glare, "I am going to make you sorry, that you ever met me."

"Too late." Gwen whispered to Leshawna with a smirk.

"You are such a…Achoo!" Heather sneezed, "Ahh! I hate this place."

"Why are you wearing these clothes again?" Naruto asked from his table after he watched his giant friend fed his pet rabbit in a bizarre way. "Your cold will get worse…"

"Shut up! I have to look good on tv!" The queen bee yelled as the redhead rolled his eyes. Naruto glance to see Courtney yelling at Duncan for swiped a mug, he know that his punk friend can't help it at all since there was a lot of things that anyone can steal. 'I wonder where did he hide this ax?' Naruto wondered as his punk friend sat down in front of him with a smirk.

"But you might get kicked off." Courtney attempted to remind Duncan.

"Aw," Duncan snickered, "And here I thought you didn't care about me."

"We're two players short and I don't wanna lose because you feel like going all criminal on us." Courtney sneered.

"Whatever." Duncan shrugged before smirk flirty at the CIT, "You dig me."

"Ugh!" Country stomped her foot down, "Why did I even bother?" The CIT turns around on her heel and walk away from smirking punk.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Hi. Chris here." The host announced as he strolls into the center, "Sometimes teams just don't get along. So the producers and I thought that the best way to work through the group friction would be to exploit it for laughs." Chris grinned as he rubbing his hands together, "It is gonna be awesome."

* * *

**(Dock)**

Chris glanced at the teams with a grin, "So last week's challenge exposed a few Gophers issues and I'm sensing a little something funky floating in the bass pond, too." He chuckled as Duncan and Courtney nudging each other before the CIT shoves the punk down while the Bass snickered at them. "So today's challenge is gonna be centered around building trust because all good thing begin with a little trust."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I trusted Trent once." Gwen said with crossed arms, "He left me buried alive on the beach."

* * *

The host kept speaking, "There will be three major challenges that will have to be completed by two or more members of your team." Duncan rolled his eyes and Courtney give him a glare, "Normally we like to have the campers choose their partners, but not this time." Chris chuckled, "More fun for me."

* * *

**(Mountain)**

"Okay, so for the first challenge," Chris said as he gestured to the cliff, "You'll be doing an extreme freehand, rock climbing adventure." The host crossed his arms with a grin as he look over the campers, "DJ and Duncan will play for the Bass. Heather and Gwen for the Gophers."

"Aw." Gwen growled as Heather shot her a glare.

"Here's your belay and harness." Chris snickered as he tossed them the said objects and the chosen campers caught them.

Heather snatched the harness from Gwen. "Hey, what's your damage?" The goth girl snarled at the queen bee as she turns her nose up in air.

"If you think I'm letting you hold me up, you're nuts."

"You won't be holding her up, exactly." Chris explained, "One camper pulls the slack through the belay as the partners climbs. If the climbers falls, the belay will stop them from crashing."

"Why not saying splashing? It's better than crashing." Naruto said and Chris glared at him with a frown.

"Whatever…" The host takes a deep breath before continuing his explanation, "The catch? Both the side and the base of the mountain are rigged with a few minor distractions like…Rusty nails, slippery oil slicks, mild explosives and a few other surprises."

"Wicked!" Harold laughed as some campers raised their eyebrows at the nerd.

"The person on belay must also harness their partner up. It's all about trust, people." Chris snickered as Heather and Gwen glared at each other while Duncan and DJ fistbumped. "And remember, never let go of the rope." The host reminded them, "Your partner's life depends on it."

"Excuse me, can we trade partners?" Gwen asked with raised hand before placing her hands on hip, "I really don't feel like being dropped on my head today."

"Please." Heather scoffed as she waved it off, "As much as I love your company, I'm not going to throw a challenge just to kill you…yet." The Gophers stared at her astounded as the queen bee tugged the rope, "Now spread 'em."

"Never tried this before, have you?" DJ chuckled nervously.

"Oh yeah." Duncan grunted, "They teach you how to climb walls in prison all the time." The rabbit's head pop out of DJ's short with wide doe eyes and Duncan blinked at it with widened eyes.

"Aw, sorry, little buddy, you can't come up with me." DJ cooed as he hugs his pet rabbit before hands his pet to Owen, "You can trust Owen, he's my buddy. Yo, Owen, hold Bunny while I'm on the rock."

"Sure, DJ." The oaf nodded as Bunny hopped into his hands. "What's up, little bunny?"

"There, you're all hooked up." Heather said and Gwen takes a look at her harness to see a extra rope.

"Um, what's the second rope for?" The goth girl glared, whatever it is, she don't trust that queen bee.

"It's the backup line." Heather smiled.

Gwen narrowed her eyes with suspicion, "What are you smiling about?"

"Nothing. I'm just really happy we got on this challenge together." Heather giggled but it doesn't stop Gwen from looking at her with distrustful eyes.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"It's all her fault for messing with me." Heather said angrily as she throws her hair back, "I've got a doctorate in revenge and humiliation."

_***Static***_

"I'm glad that Heat-chan is giving her team a chance." Naruto scratched the back of his head with a grin, "Maybe this challenge is what she need."

* * *

The campers watch on as Gwen and DJ climbs up the rocky cliff. The goth girl quickly take the lead before something above her exploded and knocked her off the cliff with a scream but fortunately for her, the rope hold her up from crashing into the ground. "It's okay!" Heather shouted at Gwen, "I've got you."

"I promised surprises." Chris stepped in front of the cameraman with a sadistic grin as he pulls out a water gun, "Habanero pepper sauce, anyone?" The host turns around and shot it at Heather, soaking her in sauce.

"Ugh!" The queen bee cried out as she let go of the rope to rubbing her eyes, "What the hell, Chris!" There was a crashing sound and Heather looks up to see Gwen groans out on the ground.

"Muy caliente." Chris grinned and they swear that his teeth just sparked. The host turns his aim at the punk and shot his water gun, only to have Duncan turns around with sunglasses and open his mouth to swallow the sauce.

"Is that the best you can do?" The punk mocked his host and Chris mumbling something under his breath. None of them noticed that Gwen quickly get up and climbs the cliff, overtaking DJ again.

"Come on, Gwen!" Heather encouraged her goth teammate, "You don't want to fall behind…again." As soon as she said 'behind', Heather jerked the second rope and it turns out that it was connected to Gwen's skirt. The said clothes ripped off, revealing her purple panty and the skirt hit DJ in face.

"Well, you don't see that every day." Duncan whistled as gaping Owen covered Bunny's eyes and Cody's eyes were covered by Katie.

"No, you don't, my man." Chris answered with a smirk, "No, you don't." DJ removed the skirt from his face to see Gwen's panty up close and it set off a chain reaction. First the giant yelped before fall down as the rope tied around Duncan, pulling him up in air and finally they both clashed into each other in midair.

"This bites." Duncan deadpanned.

"Uh, big time." DJ groaned.

Gwen looks down at the hanging campers and other campers in embarrassment of having her panty exposed on camera before she groaned, "Ah, screw it." The goth girl climb to the top of the cliff.

"Look like the Gophers have won the first challenge." Chris said to the camera as Gwen cheered for a moment before she realized that her skirt were ripped off and cussing as she covers her bottom with pinkish tint on her cheeks.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

The spotlights swinging around in showy manners before it shined upon Naruto and Bridgette against Trent and Katie as the intern jumped over their head and spinning in midair before landed behind the podium. Chris popped up and brushing his shirt with a smug grin, acting like he just did the stunt. "And now round two." Chris said as the campers stared at the intern crawling under the table to the kitchen, "The extreme…cooking…challenge! Each team must choose, who cooks and who eats."

"Do you want to cook?" Naruto asked and Bridgette nods her head with a smile.

"Can I cook?" Katie whispered to Trent.

"Sure, I'm cool with it." The musician said with a small smile.

"Today you'll be preparing fugu sashimi, the traditional Japanese poisonous blowfish." Chris grinned as Chef wheeled in the aquarium tank with two blowfishes inside. The campers gulped as the overhead projector show the image of cutline on blowfish and Chris tapping the wall with pointer. "The fugu blowfish contains enough lethal toxin to kill thirty people."

"Fishies, meet your maker!" Chef chuckled as he scooped the blowfishes out of the water and tossed them at the trays in front of the campers.

"…Chris, let me ask you that…" Naruto narrowed his eyes at the host, "You pick me on purpose because I'm part Japanese, dattebayo?"

"…Maybe." Chris smirked before blinked, "Part Japanese…What's other part?"

"Newfoundlander." Naruto said as everyone blinked at him.

"Huh, I'm also…" Chris muttered before shaking his head and glared at them, "Focus on the challenge." He turns to the projecting image, "They must be sliced very carefully to cut around the poisonous organs. The poison paralyzes the nerves and there is no antidote, so no worries." Chris laughed as Trent grabbed Katie's shoulders and asked her if she had taken biology.

"Um, Naruto, maybe…" Bridgette whispered to Naruto with worried expression before the redhead grinned and leaned closer to whisper something in her ears. The surfer's eyes widened before she sighed and Naruto chuckled at her expression.

"Begin!" Chris announced and the teams start on their blowfishes. Katie poked it lightly with the knife before it flew around the room and slammed out of the window.

"Hey, I just washed this damn window!" Chef grumbled and the Gophers gave him a sheepish grin.

* * *

It took two hours for Bridgette and Katie to finish their fugu sashimi because they don't want to accidently poison their fellow teammates. "Ahh. Finished." Bridgette sighed as she wipes the sweats off her forehead and Naruto grinned at her work, it looks really perfect. The redhead glanced at Gophers table and winced a bit when he saw their work, it was just a lump of minced blowfish.

"Itadakimasu." Naruto said before tossing a piece of sashimi in his mouth as everyone stared at him with varied expression, "Hmm, not bad!" The redhead nod as he chews on more of rolls. Chris and Chef turn their heads to the Gophers with maniacal smirks.

"…Well, here goes nothing…" Trent gulped as he pick the piece up with fork and eat it.

"…" Katie shuffled her feet out of concern.

"…" Trent swallowed it and froze up before screaming out of agony. He stopped screaming and laughed before he collapsed on the ground as he vomited all over himself and floor.

"Trent!" Katie screamed.

"It's cool." Chris laughed, "Give him 24 hours and he'll be up walking and breathing good as new."

"Aren't you going to help him?" Katie shouted as Chris walk away from the paralyzed musician.

"Don't worry, Nurse Chef will take care of him." The host laughed as Chef gives Trent a CPR.

"Yeah, Trent won't die." Naruto said as he patted Katie's shoulder, "The fugu blowfish is not really this deadly, all it does is just give you a bad case of food poisoning and temporary paralysis." The tanned girl sighed, glad that she doesn't accidentally kill her teammate.

* * *

**(Dock)**

Owen and Lindsay laughed as they ran down the dock in their swimsuits. "Last one in is a stinky cheese!" The oaf giggled before skidded on his feet, "Whoops! Forget one thing…" He pulls out Bunny and walk over to the lifeguard chair before put the rabbit on top of it. "Better get little buddy a safe place." Owen grinned before walk back to the bombshell.

"Thank for asking me to go swim with you." Lindsay giggled with a light blush.

"You're welcome, Lind!" Owen grinned, "I really like to spend time with you."

"Really? Me too!" The bombshell clapped her hands and giggled as the oaf cheered before he leaps into the water and she joined him.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Good news." Chris waved at the team, "The third round involves three challenges. It's the three blind challenges. It begins with the blind William Tell, followed by the blind trapeze and culminating in the treacherous blind toboggan."

DJ turns his head to Owen and whispered, "So where's Bunny? I miss him."

"Oh, Bunny? I'll go get him." Owen gulped as he walk away from the group, he can't tell his giant friend that the rabbit got eaten by snake then eaten by eagle and swallowed by a shark. 'I hope I can find a bunny soon.' DJ sighed as he turns back to the host.

"Like legendary marksman William Tell," Chris said as he placed the arrow on top of DJ's head, "You'll be knocking arrows off your partner's head with crab apples."

"Uh…" Courtney lifts her index finger in air, "Wasn't it another way around?"

Chris shushed her, "Hush! Also, the shooter will be blindfolded." The campers gasped, "The person who knocks the arrow while causing the least amount of facial damage wins." The blindfolded host said as he pulls the slingshot and launched the apple.

"Ooooh!" DJ cried out as he dropped on the ground, holding his family jewelries. Chris winced as he lifts his blindfold before grinned at the campers.

"Leshawna and Lindsay, you'll be team one. Courtney and Cody, you'll be the other." The host said as Naruto helps DJ up.

"I'm violently allergic to apples." Harold inputted as he raised his hand in air. The campers raised their eyebrows, why does the nerd have to say it when he's not picked by the host?

'…I'm starting to think he was really dropped on his head a lot.' Chris rolled his eyes as Cody asked Courtney if he can be the shooter.

"Fine, Cody…" Courtney sighed, "But you better get a good shot."

"Okay, let's rock and roll." Chris said with a grin as Courtney and Lindsay take their place uneasily. The shooters raised their slingshots and fired their apples. The Gophers apple missed Lindsay by a few inches and the Bass apple hit Courtney in her stomach.

"Ah! Ow! Oh!" Courtney cried out as the apples kept hitting her body and Lindsay give out a whine each time the apples flew past her, the bombshell was lucky that Leshawna turn out to be a lousy aimer. It took a while until the apple flew into Lindsay's arrow, knocking it off her head in process and the bombshell sighed out of relief.

"Ooh, did I get a bull's eye?" Leshawna asked, peeking under her blindfold as Cody just launched another apple but it hit Chris' forehead before the host informed the geek that the Gophers just won.

"Ugh!" Courtney screamed, stomping her feet over and over before getting knocked out by an apple.

"Whoops!" Cody gulped.

* * *

"And now, the blind trapeze." Chris announced as he presented the trapeze set above a large pond. "To avoid serious injury, the trapeze has been set up over this pond which is filled of jellyfish." The campers gasped in horror before the host tossed them the blindfold. "You two will stand blindfolded on the platform until your partners tell you when to jump."

"And then?" Heather asked with raised eyebrow.

"Then hopefully they'll catch you…" Chris replied, "Or it's going to be one heck of a painful swim." He chuckled before clapping his hands. "Okay, hut, hut."

"So who's with who, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and the host blinked, he accidently forgets to choose the team.

"Hmm…Heather and Katie against…Harold and Bridgette." Chris grinned as the said campers decided who would be the one to jump.

"So where's Bunny at?" DJ asked, starting to get worrying about his pet as the chosen players climb up the trapeze set.

"Um…I forget." Owen nervously giggled, "I put him…" The oaf looks into DJ's puppy eyes and gulped, "There was a…He's not with us anymore…He…um…hopped away." Owen rubbed his head, "Yeah, hopped away. But I'm sure he'll be back. Sorry, buddy."

DJ put his hand on Owen's shoulder and shakes his head. "Nah, it's not your fault, man." The giant turns around and walk away from him with staggering shoulders. "My little bunny, we were such good friends." DJ sniffled before wailing to the sky, "Bunny! Why did you do to me like this!" Owen sighed as Duncan glanced at his teammates before sneaking away from them.

"Okay, Bridgette." Harold said as he swinging back and forth on the swing bar and the blindfolded surfer nods her head, giving the nerd a signal that she was ready to go. "Jump now!" Bridgette hesitated before hugging the pole and Harold groaned. "If we're going to win, you've got to trust me."

"Okay, sorry. Next time." Bridgette muttered as she slowly inching herself to the edge of the platform.

"Ok, one…two…three…Jump!" Harold shouted before Bridgette jumped and the nerd caught her in a swinging.

"All right, you did it!" Cody cheered with his team as the nerd and surfer swing across the pond.

"Okay, Gophers, your turn." Chris grinned.

"Okay, one…" Katie swing her body as blindfolded Heather stand on the platform with a frown. "Two…Three…J-Jump..." Katie gasped, missing her time as Heather leaped. "No, no, wait!" The tanned girl screamed before Heather fall into the pond and screaming out in pain as the jellyfishes stinging the queen bee over and over.

"Ooh, that's a point for the Killer Bass." Chris winced with the campers, only Gwen take a pleasure of watching Heather's sufferance.

* * *

**(Infirmary tent)**

"I can't believe I trusted this little…" Heather growled as she walks in with a jellyfish attaching to her head. The jellyfish zapped her, causing her to cry out. "Frickin' stinging jellyfish…Ow!"

"I'm sure it was an accident." Naruto said, patting his childhood friend's back before the queen bee swatted his hand away with a glare.

"And why are you following me?"

"Why not?" Naruto shrugged, "Just thought you need a company…that and to check on Courtney, dattebayo." Heather rolled her eyes and sat down on the cot.

"What?" Courtney jump up in her cot and groaned as she look around the tent. "Where am I?"

"You're in the infirmary." Heather muttered angrily before glance at nurse Chef, "Get anything for removing jellyfish?" The cooker nods with a smirk and the queen bee lies back.

"You know I can get the jellyfish off, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"No, I don't want your help." Heather scoffed as Naruto scratched his head, both of them never noticed Duncan luring a new rabbit with carrot but Courtney does.

"What's Duncan doing with a rabbit?" Courtney whispered to herself before get up and follows the punk in secret.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Chris leads the team to the base of the large hill before turning to them with a grin. "And now the final leg. The blind toboggan race."

"The say, what?" Leshawna raised her eyebrow with confusing expression.

"Each team will have a driver and a navigator." Chris said as he ignored the fuming Leshawna, "The driver steers while the navigator shouts directions….Oh yeah, and the driver will be blindfolded." The campers gasped and Chris glances over them with a chuckle, "Not many of you left, huh? Keeping losing you guys." He waved it off, "Oh well, Gwen and Leshawna, Owen and DJ."

* * *

"DJ, I know you're sad about Bunny." Owen patted DJ's shoulder as he looks down from the top of the hill, "But we have to focus…It look very dangerous."

"Bunny deserted me …" DJ sighed sadly, "Why should I trust you?"

Owen rubbed his head, "Um…I don't want us to get hurt." He glanced at his right to see Chef coating the sleds with something and the cooker noticed their puzzling looks.

"Just lubing them up." Chef snickered with sadistic smirk, "Get little more speed going."

After a few coats, DJ and Leshawna volunteered to be the drivers before the two teams sit upon the sleds. Chris walks up behind the Bass sled while Chef stands behind the Gophers sled. "On your marks, get set…" The host pushed air horn as he and the cooker kick the sled, sending the teams down the hill with a scream.

"Right!" Gwen cried out as Leshawna leaned to right, narrowly avoid the tree.

"Watch out!" Owen screamed and pointing forward, forgetting that DJ was blindfolded but they managed to dodge the incoming tree. Behind them, the Gophers sled hit the natural ramp and soaring in the air.

"Woo! Girl, we are flying now." Leshawna laughed, unawake of the fact that they are really flying as Gwen screams in fear before they landed in the river.

The goth girl look up to see a waterfall before screamed again. "I'm not ready to die yet!" The sled fall down but bounced off the large log in midair and landed on the hill again.

With the Bass sled, Owen tried to reason with depressing DJ. "We really need to steer! Bunny wants us to live!"

"Hey, DJ!" Duncan shouted loudly from the bottom of the hill, "Look who I found?" He raised the rabbit over his head.

"It's Bunny! Duncan found him!" Owen yelled with a grin.

"Don't tease me, man!" DJ gasped before lifting his blindfold to see his pet rabbit. "Bunny, you come back! All right, let's do this!" The giant pulled his blindfold back on and steers the sled at Owen's command.

"Right!" Gwen yelled as the Gophers sled landed in front of the Bass sled. It was neck to neck as the team sleds down the hill at their navigators' command. Suddenly, the ground beside them exploded as they sledded past them.

"What the heck was that?" The giant asked with curiosity as Owen hugged him from behind.

At the top of the hill, Chris pushed the detonator with a grin. "We had a few explosives left and I just hate to waste." He wants to keep things interesting to keep his viewers hooking.

"Left!" Owen cried out before the explosion launched the Bass sled in air and Gwen look back to see nothing. The Gophers teammates cheered as they see their sled coming down before the Bass sled landed on the finishing line.

"Woo-Hoo! We won!" Owen cheered with his teammates as the Gophers dropped their jaws.

"Bunny!" DJ reached for his pet rabbit and swings him around before cuddling Bunny to his chest. "Thank, Duncan. You're the best." The giant sobbed, glad to be reunites with his pet.

"Whatever, man." The punk scoffed, "It's just a stupid rabbit."

"I can't believe you found a new bunny for DJ." Courtney whispered to Duncan as the punk's eyes widened. "You're a good guy." She smiled at him.

"What?" Duncan snarled, "No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are! You're actually nice."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I saw you do it, Duncan."

"Whatever. He wouldn't leave me alone." Duncan muttered, "Weird rabbit." Courtney kept staring at him before the punk sighed, "Fine, I did it. Are you happy now…Listen, don't tell anyone, okay? I just don't want them to think I'm soft or anything."

"Your secret is safe with me." Courtney smirked as she walks away from the punk. Duncan glanced at the cameraman and starts to give them a glare.

"…We may edit it out or not…" The interns gulped, knowing that part won't be edited out but they want to live a little longer.

* * *

Chris collected all of the campers and grinned at them as Trent blabbing nonsense, still affecting by the toxin. "And the Bass are the winners of the toboggan race." Chris said and the team cheered but ended as soon as Chris pointed something out. "Unfortunately, I said that these were blind challenges. By taking off the blindfold for a moment, you broke the number one rule." The host turned to Gophers, "Which makes the Gophers today's big winners."

"Oh yeah!" Leshawna cheered with her Gophers teammates. "That's how we roll!" She gives Gwen a high five as Trent blabbing again with grinning nurse Chef.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Who wants a treat?" Chris mocked the Bass campers, "A tasty goodie that represents exemption, security, peace of mind…"

"Just get on with it." Courtney interrupted with rolling eyes.

Chris resisted to cussing out but continued with his dialogue. "And if you don't get a marshmallow, you have to walk the dock of shame and you can never come back…Ever!"

"Do you ever get tired of repeating same things, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and Chris glared at him.

"…Let's see, one for Duncan…Bridgette…Courtney…Naruto…Owen…DJ." The host tossed the marshmallows to the said campers before glanced at Cody and Harold. "Looks like we only have one left. Cody and Harold, the final marshmallow…"

"…" Cody takes a deep breath.

"…" Harold shivered with sweat rolling down his face as he swallowed his Adam apple.

"…" Chris grinned before Courtney groaned, "Oh come on, already!"

"Don't rush me." The host glared, "The audience eats up this kind of dramatic conclusion." He tossed the marshmallow in air, "Harold." The nerd cheered and Cody sighed.

"Well, it won't be same without you, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled Cody's head as some of his teammates give him their farewells.

"Yeah, thank." Cody smiled at his former teammates.

* * *

**(Dock of Shame)**

"I miss you already." Katie sniffled with teary puppy eyes and Cody hugged her.

"Me too, I'll root for you." The geek grinned before blushing harder as Katie pecked his cheek.

"Thank…um…When it is over, let's have our first date." Katie giggled as blushing Cody nods with a smile before climbing in the boat of loser.

"Bye, Kat!"

"Bye, Cody!" Katie waved at the waving geek before sighed sadly as she walks back to her cabin.

* * *

**(Outside)**

Two days went by, Naruto was relaxing on the steps of his cabin as Duncan craved skull on the wall before Harold stepped out of their room with a glare. "Ok, who made s'mores out of my underwear?" The nerd pointed at the sandwiched underwear, causing the punk and redhead to laughing at him. Harold yanked out one of his underwear and it landed in front of Courtney.

"Ew!" The CIT cried out before glared at the nerd, "Harold, you are so totally gross!"

"Yeah, ero-megane." Naruto chuckled with Duncan as Harold tried to explain to fuming Courtney. The nerd growled at them before slamming the door.

"Sometime he just makes it too easy." The punk chuckled.

"Yeah, he shouldn't break promise and leaving his underwear all over the room again." Naruto nodded with a grin.

"Listen up, you little maggots!" Chef's voice roared out of the loudspeaker, "I want all campers to report to the dock of shame at 0900 hours!" The campers looked at each other in confusion, "That mean now, soldiers. NOW!" Chef's roaring snapped the confusing campers out, causing them to running to the location.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Line up and stand at attention." The drill sergeant Chef barked at the campers, "You call this proper formation?" The cooker walk by them while hitting them with a pointer stick, "Feet together. Arms down. Eyes forward. Head up." He finished up by hitting Harold many times since the nerd kept making mistakes.

"Oh, this is gonna be a fun day." Gwen whispered to Trent with sarcasm.

"What did you say, solider?" Chef roared in her face with megaphone.

"Um…Nothing." The goth girl sputtered.

"And you'll continue to say nothing until I tell you that you can say something." Chef growled before turns to another side, "Today's challenge will be not be an easy one. In fact, I do not expect everyone to come out alive."

Owen snickered to himself before Chef hit him with the stick. "Ahh! That hurts!" The sergeant ignored him as he raised his megaphone.

"My orders are to make sure all of the maggots in front of me drop out of my boot camp except one." Chef explained as he stomped by the campers, "The last one standing wins immunity for their team."

"Um…What happened to Chris?" Heather asked but it fall upon deaf ears.

"Rule number one…You will address me as Master Chief. Have you got that?"

"Yes, Master Chief." The campers said in unison.

"You will sleep when I tell you to sleep and you will eat only when I tell you to eat." Chef glared at them, "Is that clear?"

"Yes, Master Chief!"

"Rule number two…When you're ready to give up, you will walk to the end of the dock and ring the bell." The sergeant pointed at the hanging bell. "Which brings me to rule number three…Let's get one quitter before the end of the first day. That day will not end until someone drops out." That make everyone gulped, "Now get your asses down to the beach, soldiers. Now, now, now!" Chef barked as everyone ran past him in terror.

* * *

**(Beach)**

"Listen up." Chef said as he glanced at the teams that stands in front of two canoe. "Each team must hold a canoe over their heads. I catch you taking your hands off the canoe and you will be eliminated." He narrowed his eyes, "And no one eats lunch until someone drops out."

"B-B-But…" Harold whined.

"Canoes up!" The sergeant yelled as the teams lift their canoes over their heads.

"Whew!" Owen chuckled, "That isn't that hard."

"Yeah, I'll say." Trent nods his head with a grin and Naruto shakes his head, they don't have any idea what they are getting into.

* * *

No one knows how many hours have passed but their arms were starting to feel the strains. "Come on, you sissies. It's only been three hours now." Chef shouted to let them know how long it has been.

"Looks like they missed lunch today." Chris chuckled, he just showed up an hour ago.

"Mm-hmm." Chef nodded, "Guess they just wasn't hungry…Unless someone wants to quit now." He looks down at them, it turns out that the host and the sergeant was sitting on top of the canoes so they can force someone to drop out.

Owen's stomach growled loudly and Courtney snarled, "Don't even think about it!" No one noticed Naruto secretly hooked Harold's underwear with the fishing rod as Duncan smirked from behind the redhead. Slowly Naruto reeled his rod before turns his head to the smirking punk.

"Time to land this fish." Duncan snickered before Naruto jerked the rod, causing the nerd to cry out in pain.

"Morons!" Harold yelled as the pranksters give him an innocent looks.

"Is there a problem down here?" The nerd quickly holds the canoe as Chef looks down with a glare.

"No." Harold whined before glared at the snickering pranksters.

* * *

Naruto glanced at the sky and blinked, he don't noticed it was dark already. Right now, Chef was telling them a war story. "Twenty-five of us went in the jungle that night." The sergeant said, staring into the fire, "Only five of us come back out."

"What war were you in, anyway?" Gwen asked.

"Permission to speak, sir?" Naruto asked out of blue.

"Permission granted."

"Gwen, I wouldn't ask that if I were you, dattebayo." Naruto said, "It's not good idea to ask about the war if someone lose so many."

"That's right." Chef nodded his head before glared at the goth girl, "Did I ask you to speak? Because I don't remember asking you to speak!"

"You also don't ask Naruto to speak." Gwen said with raised eyebrow.

"Because he asked me for my permission." Chef said with a shrug, "A good soldier always asks permission first."

Gwen rolled her eyes, she don't feels like to argue right now. "Whatever...He so wasn't in a war." She whispered that last part to her team.

"Guys, I can't do this anymore." Lindsay groaned before dropping her arms, "I have no more feeling in my arms." She stumbled toward the dock.

"Looks like we got ourselves a quitter." Chef smirked.

"Lind…" Owen whispered, feeling bad that he can't do anything to help the bombshell as she rang the bell. The teams give out relieved sighs as they put down their canoes.

"Listen here," Chef said as he patted Lindsay's shoulder, "You have nothing to be ashamed of…" He pulls out the megaphone and roared at her, "Except being the little baby that let your team down! As for the rest of you, head to the mess hall. Dinner is served."

"Sweet Marie! Thank you!" Owen drooled at idea of having dinner.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Chef barked, "All right, maggots, open your ears. You've got ten minutes to eat before night training begins so get to it."

"Night training?" Someone gasped, "No way."

"Um…Excuse me, Master Chief. Where's the food?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow.

"You're looking at it." Chef chuckled, gesturing at the trash cans.

Owen lifted the lid and turned to the sergeant, "This is the leftover garbage from this morning's breakfast."

"Damn right! When you're at war, you take what you can eat." Chef grunted as Naruto walks up to the trash can and digging out some foods. The redhead checked his garbage foods for anything before eating it as some campers' face become green.

"Man, how can you eat it?" DJ groaned, forcing his bile down.

"Hmm?" Naruto blinked as he glanced at the giant, "It's not bad if you get passed the taste, a little trick I pick up from Wilson-san, dattebayo."

"Who's Wilson?" Duncan asked with raised eyebrow.

"Someone who works with one of the circuses, he was a homeless before and his talent was that he can eat rock so he was billed as the rock eater." Naruto chuckled at the campers' paled faces.

"Well, I can see you've got this under control." Chris said, turns his head to Chef, "I'm off to craft service. Coming?"

"Serve me up some of that." Chef nodded as he followed his boss out. Some of the campers start to digging out of the trash cans while some of them complained about the foods.

"I am so not going to eat these." Courtney groaned out of disgust.

"Don't care for today's specials, princess?" Duncan mocked as he carrying a drink.

"I am going to be running for office one day!" The CIT growled with crossed arms, "No one is going to pull up a file of me eating garbage."

The punk rolled his eyes at Courtney as he walk up to Harold and Naruto. "Hey, Harold, we felt really bad about the whole underwear-fishing incident thing so here…we found you some apple juice." Duncan said, presenting Harold with the drink.

"Thank!" Harold said before he drinks it and Naruto raised his eyebrows. The nerd swallowed with a wince before spitting it out as soon as Duncan told him it was kitchen grease.

"Wait a minute…Don't you said that you were allergic to apple, dattebayo?" Naruto said with tilted head and almost all of the campers blinked, recalling the trust challenge.

"Ooooh!" Bridgette growled, "I can't believe you!"

"Yeah, you're a fucking liar." Duncan sneered and the nerd sweated at the campers' glares.

* * *

**(Chef and Chris)**

The host and the cooker were eating their dinner before Chris speaks up, "You know…Something about this redhead kept bothering me a lot."

"Um…What do you mean?" Chef raised his eyebrow and the host rubbed his forehead.

"I don't know…Every time when this kid said dattebayo, it make me thinking of something that I can't even remembering…this and his red hair is kind of familiar for some reason…"

"Well, I can't help you there." The cooker shrugged, "I'm no shrink or mind reader…Maybe you'll remember it right away or later so don't bother thinking about it."

"Hmm…Yeah, you're right. Why worrying about the kid when I have to worry about the rating." Chris chuckled as Chef rolled his eyes at his boss.

* * *

**(Outside)**

It took the campers about twenty minutes to finish their dinner until Chef come back and told them that they have to follow his actions while the music is playing. Some of the campers groaned when they hear the Thriller music as they mimicked Chef's dance move. The sergeant does a few hip thrusts before Duncan turns the boombox off, drawing some gasps from the campers. Duncan blinked at the boombox because he can hear the music and everyone glanced at Naruto. He was humming the song with his eyes closed and still doing the Thriller dance.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Idiot have a few weaknesses," Heather deadpanned with crossed arms, "And Thriller is one of them."

_***Static***_

Naruto danced around in the stall, still humming the song.

* * *

"Duncan, what are you doing?" Courtney shouted at the punk.

"One of us drops out, we're done for the day." Duncan said with crossed arms as he glared at Chef.

"We're done when I say we're done." Chef growled, "Now drop and give me twenty." Duncan rolled his eyes, dropping to do some pushup and the sergeant turned to his head to the campers. "Anyone else got anything they want to say?"

"Uh…Yeah…" Gwen raised her hand as she fidgeted around, "Can I go to the bathroom?"

"Sure, here's the mop and bucket." Chef tossed her the said objects with a cruel smirk and Gwen sighed as she carries them to the bathroom. "Now…It's Thriller time!" They resumed their dance routine.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"For your next challenge," Chef announced as he stand in front of the teams with his arms behind his back. "You will complete a three hundreds word essay about how much you love me. Anyone who falls asleep or fails to complete the challenge will be eliminated."

"Oh man…" Owen whispered to himself before the campers starts to write down their essay.

* * *

Few hours went by and everyone was tired before the alarm rang out, a signal that the essay challenge had ended as Chef collected the papers. "Crap!" Harold groaned.

Chef cleared his throat before he read the first paper out loud, "I love Master Chief Hatchet because he is very, very, very, very, very…" He continued to repeating 'very' over and over before he figured it out. "This is just one sentence with five pages of 'verys' in between!" Chef glared at Duncan.

"It's three hundred words exactly." Duncan smirked coyly, "You can count them if you want." Chef growled, walks over to the table before slipped on Owen's drool puddle.

"Wipe up that drool, you little maggot!" The sergeant roared as he gets up on his feet with drool stains. He slammed his hand on table and he stares down at sleeping Trent and DJ. "Trent, DJ, you two slackers are out! The rest of you, get to bed and report to the playing field at 0500 hours."

"Uh, missed a spot there, general." Duncan smirked.

"Boy, do you want to run fifty laps around this camp right now?" Chef snarled before Courtney pulls the punk back.

"No thanks. He's going straight to bed, aren't you?" The CIT glared at the punk, "What are you trying to do, get eliminated?"

"I don't know you cared." Duncan smirked.

"I don't! I just don't want to lose this challenge, so stop being such a screw-up and do what you're told for once, ok?" Courtney growled with narrowed eyes before she stomped away.

"…She so want me." Duncan whispered to Naruto with a smirk.

"Big time, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

* * *

**(Woods)**

The teams and the sergeant stood in front of the obstacle course. "…It was not there a few hours ago, dattebayo…" Naruto raised his eyebrows at the sight before glancing at the panting interns, he wonder where did Total Drama get these handy interns from?

"You will all run this course until you can all complete it in under one minute. Am I making myself clear?" Chef said right in Duncan's face with a glare.

"Crystal." Duncan smirked and the sergeant take a step back.

"Hmm, it looks easy to do." Naruto tapped his chin as he scanned the course.

"Oh really?" Chef crossed his arms, "Why don't you show us how easy it is…Go!"

Naruto sprinted quickly toward the wall before placing his hands on the ground and flipped himself over the wall. The redhead smirked as he jumped over the pit without using the rope and ran up to the suspending tires, pulling a corkscrew jump through the tire easily. The teams dropped their jaws with widened eyes as Naruto slide under the swinging axes, crossed the finish line. "Ta-da!" The redhead laughed after taking a good look at their face, it was all under a minute, almost thirty seconds.

"…You can sit this one out, soldier." Chef said with widened eyes. Heather rolled her eyes, why does her idiot always love to show off.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Daaaaaaamn!" Chef said astounded, holding his head. "Not even a soldier in my unit can do this."

_***Static***_

"Well, it was easy to do parkour since it goes hand in hand with circus training." Naruto grinned, rubbing his head.

* * *

"Come on, guys, you can do it, dattebayo." Naruto encouraged his fellow campers as they ran through the course with a lot of struggle.

"Who do you think will drop out first?" Chef asked, snickered as DJ slipped on the mud.

"Hmm, I guess Harold since he's…well, you know." The sergeant nodded his head, agreed with the brat. The said nerd struggled to get up on top of the wall before fall down and landed in the mud facedown.

"Look like you're right." Chef muttered before Harold lifts his head and vomit out mud. The sergeant and the redhead walk up to the vomiting nerd as Duncan turned to them.

"Uh…General Crazy, we've got a situation here." The punk pointed at the nerd with his thumb.

"Too…Much…Mud…" Harold vomited out mud every time he says a word.

Chef picks the nerd up by his collar and said, "Ring the bell and report to the infirmary. Your tour of duty is finished."

"Wow, poor guy." Duncan jeered.

"Back on the course, maggots, now!" Chef roared at the punk, "One false move and I'll be on you like stink on a poop wagon!"

"I look forward to it, sir." Duncan smirked and the sergeant scowled at him as the punk return to his course.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"There's always one rebel maggot among maggots." Chef muttered.

* * *

"Fallen solider, I salute you." Duncan joked as he crawled by sinking Leshawna before stopped in front of Chef's boots.

"You just brought yourself twenty more push-ups." Chef shouted.

"Thank you." Duncan mocked before he pecked sergeant's nose and Chef growled with veins popping out.

"I think you may make him snap." Bridgette whispered to the punk.

"I think you're right." Duncan gulped.

"One night solitary confinement in the boathouse!" Chef roared with fury and everyone screamed out of fear.

"Big deal." Duncan rolled his eyes, "How scary can it be?" The punk chuckled before the sergeant grabbed him by collar and dragged him to the boathouse.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Courtney glanced out of the window as the teams were relaxing with their gruel after finished up with the course. "I'm going check on him." Courtney said, standing up with her bowl.

"You like him a lot." Owen snickered.

"Maybe it's more than like, dattebayo." Naruto smirked.

"I do not like him!" Courtney yelled at them with a lightly blush on her face.

"Yeah…And your blushing face doesn't agree with you." Naruto chuckled as the CIT's face turn red.

"N-N-Not only do I not like him…" Courtney coughed, trying to calm herself down. "I can't stand him. He's rude, rebellious, and totally annoying…I'm going to check on him." She ran out of the main lodge.

Naruto turned to Owen and DJ with a grin. "She's so tsundere, dattebayo." They both nodded before Bridgette sat down next to Naruto. "Hey Bri-chan, I felt like I don't see you for a while."

The surfer nodded her head, "Yeah, Chef is working us so hard that I barely talk to anyone for a while."

"Me too." DJ groaned, rotating his arms around and winced as he feels some pops in his muscle.

"True, but I kind of find this challenge enjoyable and fun, dattebayo." Naruto grinned as his teammates rolled their eyes. After a few bite, Owen looked up in wonder before swallowed his foods.

"Hey, Naru…Can I ask you something?" Naruto nod his head, "What does dattebayo mean? You kept saying it a lot."

"Oh, yeah, I'm been wondering about that for a while." Bridgette said with curiosity.

"Well…" Naruto scratched his nose with a little blush, "It really has no meaning at all." The Bass raised their eyebrows and the redhead chuckled at their expression. "It's just a dialect or verbal tic, something that I got from kaa-san."

"That's odd and interesting." DJ said.

"You really take a lot of things after your mom." Owen grinned and Naruto nodded his head as they finished up their gruel dinner. The redhead stretched his arms out with a lightly groan.

"Well, I don't know you guys but I'm going back to cabin and relax for a bit, dattebayo." Everyone nodded their head, agreeing with the redhead since they were still tired after the course.

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

"Hey guys!" Duncan grinned as he sat on the steps with Courtney, bags in their hands and both of the teams blinked at them.

"What are you doing out of boathouse?" Harold glared with a scowl.

"Whatever." Duncan shrugged, "Courtney and I just swiped a lot of good foods…" He showed them the contents inside the bags and glanced at the Gophers team. "You guys can come inside and we'll have a party."

"I'm in for the foods." Leshawna grinned and her team nodded, they really want to have some good foods, unlike these gruel and trash foods. The Gophers entered the Bass boys' room and starts to share foods as they chatted with each other. Katie and Trent was chatting about the music and random topics.

"Odin, you get jams all over your face." Lindsay giggled as she wipe some off with her finger and taste it, drawing a blush out of the oaf.

"Thank, Lind!" Owen giggled nervously with blush as some campers smirked at the blonde couple.

"How long do you think it will take until they get together?" Leshawna whispered to Gwen and Bridgette. Both of them said it will be pretty soon if it keeping going well between them before starting to talk about Chef.

"Oh gross!" Harold cried out loud as everyone turns to see him lifting the blanket off, revealing a smiley face draw with peanut butter.

"Now see, that's a waste of good peanut butter." Duncan snickered and Naruto nodded.

Courtney takes the last ice cream sandwich before Bridgette touches her hand, "Ok, I think you had enough."

"Oh, no, no…Just one more." The CIT giggled as she pulled her hand back before swallowed the sandwich whole and burped loudly. "Oh, that one was a mistake." She ran out to vomiting as Gwen and Leshawna giggled.

'Don't say I warned her.' Bridgette rolled her eyes and Naruto chuckled as he watches Duncan walks out to talk with Courtney.

"Idiot, open this jar for me." Heather grunted, shoving the jelly jar in Naruto's hand. "I need to make sandwich before this fatty eat it all up."

"Sure, Heat-chan." He handed the opened jar back to her, "I see that your cold is gone now, dattebayo."

"Yeah…" The queen bee grunted as she made her own sandwich and sat down next to Naruto. She cut it in half before eat one piece, handing the other piece to the redhead. "Eat it, idiot."

"Thank." Naruto smiled at her and Heather's expression get softer as few of Gophers raised their eyebrow at Heather's behavior. He glanced at the doorway to see Courtney kissing Duncan and chuckled as he stand up and walk out with DJ. "Well, well." Naruto put his arm around the punk's shoulders as Courtney walks to the bathroom to wash herself up, "Someone got very lucky."

"Told you she wants me so badly." Duncan nudged the redhead's stomach and they laughed.

"Yeah, look like I own you a few bucks." DJ chuckled and the punk nods his head, neither of them noticed Harold glared at them with an ugly sneer on his face.

"Attention, remaining boot-camper group! The next evolution of your next training will begin tomorrow at 0700 hours and if I caught the sucker that took my dessert, your ass is mine!" Chef's voice bellowed out of nowhere as the campers glanced around for the cooker.

"…I think we finally pissed him off this time." Trent said with widened eyes, it turns out that Chef's voice was so loud that he don't even need the megaphone or loudspeaker.

* * *

**(Woods)**

The next morning, the campers were forced to hanging on the tree's branches upside down and most of remaining campers dropped out. It was down to Naruto, Duncan, and Courtney against Gwen and Heather as Chef walked under them. "What you are experiencing is an ancient form of torture. By now, the blood has begun rushing down to your head. The next stage is nausea, followed by dizziness and a flushed appearance." Duncan was starting to show the said signs, "As the blood begins to pool in your eyes, you may experience fainting spells."

The punk gave out and falls down to the ground as Courtney cried out for him. "It's okay, he's alright." Bridgette called out after checked on Duncan before Heather fall down with a groan, she slipped because of her sweat.

"Heat-chan, you okay?" Naruto asked, only to get a shout from the queen bee as she stomped to the bathroom to clean herself from sweat.

"It's good thing that we have you." Courtney said, glancing at the redhead teammate.

"Actually, I've never been hanging upside down this long so I may drop anytime." Naruto admitted, he had been working as acrobat for a while and this challenge is more brutal than the acrobat training.

"What…Ha, ha, ha!" Courtney started to laugh for no reason and Naruto turns his head to her with a concern look.

"Stop laughing this instant." Chef barked.

"Sorry!" Courtney laughed, "I can't stop laughing." The CIT kept laughed before she falls down with a thump.

The sergeant frowned at Courtney with fists on his hip, "I expected more out of you, soldier."

"Ahem." The CIT cleared her throat, "Master Chief, I just have one thing to say to you."

"And what might that be?"

"You really need to take a chill pill." Courtney turns on her heels and walk away as Chef's cheeks puffed out with fires in his eyes. Everyone stared at the CIT with dropped jaws.

"That's what I talked about." Duncan laughed, wrapping his arm around Courtney's waist.

"Naruto, it's all up to you!" Courtney shouted at the redhead.

"Girl, don't you lose!" Leshawna supported her goth friend.

"Oh yeah, I can hang here all day." Gwen smirked at Naruto as he sticks his tongue out at her. A few hours went by and no one know how it will end until the redhead groaned as he turns his head to Bass team.

"Watashi wa memai, moshiwakearimasenga, min'nada yo."

"Say what?" DJ rubbed his head before Naruto repeated it over and over.

"Hmm, my Japanese is rusty but I believe he said that he's feeling dizzy and that he's sorry." Chris said before the campers and the cooker turns to him with raised eyebrows, when did he show up? As soon as the host finished his sentence, Naruto fainted and fall down, landed in Chef's arms.

The Gophers cheered as they pick up Gwen and Chef called out to them with a salute. "Congratulation, soldier. I'd go to war with you anytime."

"I'll keep it in my mind when I choose my career." Gwen said as the Gophers carried her away from the cooker.

"You do that, soldier. You do that…" A tear come out of Chef's eye and he glared at it, "Back in there!" It quickly returned to his tear duct.

"Yo, man." DJ shakes Naruto's shoulder as the Bass team look at him with concern.

"Huh…" The redhead slowly opened his eyes but they can see his eyes spinning around, "Ramen lord, is that you? Have you come to bless me with your tasty ramen broth?"

"Oh boy." Bridgette gulps as Naruto muttered nonsense.

"He'll snap out of it in a bit." Chef said as he walks past them with a chuckle.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

The Bass team glanced behind to see Chef standing with his arm crossed before Chris spoke, "I only have six marshmallows on my plate and these marshmallows represent the campers that will continue to be campers…Here." Courtney rolled her eyes, "You've all cast your ballots in the confession can. If I do not call your name, you must immediately go down to the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers and go home. You can't come back…ever."

"Whiskers, did you remember our plans?" Duncan whispered to Naruto with a smirk.

"Yeah, I did." The redhead nodded as Chris starts to call out the campers' names.

"Duncan…DJ…Bridgette…Owen…Naruto." The host handed the said campers their marshmallows before turns to Harold and Courtney. "Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the night."

"…" Courtney smirked.

"…" Harold shows no reaction as he slumped.

"…" Chris glared at them. "Harold!"

"What!" Courtney snarled at the shocked campers, "You guys voted for Harold over me?"

"Yes, yes." Chris said, "It's always a shock."

"This is impossible, I demand a recount!" The CIT yelled.

"Seriously, dude." Duncan putted his hand on Chris' shoulder with a glare, "I know for a fact…There were four of us that didn't voted her off." The host ignored the punk as he snapped his fingers before Chef grabbed the CIT with Chris' help.

"I do not concede!" Courtney screamed, dragged away to the dock of shame as Duncan followed them. Naruto frowned, something was not right before take a gaze at Harold to see him smirking at the retreating punk. The redhead narrowed his eyes before he walk away from the campfire.

* * *

**(Outhouse stall)**

Naruto's eyes narrowed in anger, watching the record of Harold rigged the votes and growled.

* * *

**(Killer Bass cabin)**

The next morning, an airplane engine roared above the cabin, waking up the campers in process. "Oh come on!" Duncan growled as he grabbed some of his clothes and walk out of the cabin, still angry about what happened last night at the campfire. Naruto glanced at Harold before shifting his eyes to see Owen and DJ leaving the room.

"Harold, get a minute?" Naruto said with a frown.

"Make it quick." Harold scoffed.

"I'm giving you an ultimatum…"

"For what?"

"I know you rigged the vote last night." The nerd paled at the revelation, "You either tell the guys what you did or I will tell them myself, dattebayo." Naruto turns around and walk away from Harold.

* * *

**(Outside)**

Chris grinned in his airplane, glanced at the ground to make sure that all of campers are outside before he makes his airplane diving toward them. "Incoming!" The host laughed as the screaming campers scrambled before the airplane flew past them. "Yes! I can't wait to get my pilot license!" Chris cheered before widened his eyes as his plane destroyed the outhouse in process, revealing the hiding bear. The bear whined at his close call as he hid his marshmallows behind his back, only to drop a few of marshmallows behind him.

"Teddy, are you alright?" Naruto shouted and the bear nodded his head shakily.

"Just flexing your muscles for today's X-treme sports challenge!" Chris announced with his megaphone after stopping his airplane from crashing anything else.

"Uh…It's too early for this." Gwen sighed, still exhausting from the boot camp.

"This week you'll participate in three challenges." Chris said as he ignored the goth girl, "First up, X-treme sofa bed skydiving! The contestants will plummet…" Chris coughed as the door opened to revealing Chef in his solider uniform, "skydive to awaiting sofa bed target below." The cooker gave them demonstrate, only to hurt himself as he crashed into the sofa bed and some campers winced.

'Pain…Everywhere…' Chef whined in agony.

"Of course, you'll be skydiving from five thousand feet and using these." Chris smirked evilly as he tossed them a couple of old parachute. "Our lucky contestants are DJ and Trent."

"Sure. Why not." Trent nervously chuckled, "You know, what they say on black comb mountain, bro? Best glimpse of Heaven's on the way into Hell. Let's do this."

DJ gulped, nodding his head. "Sure…Bring it…" He was still afraid of the height but he have to do it for his team.

"Not so fast, because, the second challenge of the day is X-treme rodeo moose riding!" Chris shouted out of his megaphone as he hopped out of the airplane and walk over to the moose pen that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere. "Contestant will rodeo ride the giant Canadian Bucking Moose for eight seconds or get hoofed into a giant pile of socks from the lost and found."

"That's stink pile ain't nothing but laundry day back home." Leshawna deadpanned as she waved it away before Chris stand right next to her.

"It's your lucky day, Leshawna. You're riding for Gophers and Owen, you'll ride for Bass."

"Moosey doesn't look too bucky to me." Owen chuckled as he gets closer to the moose with a grin before the moose hoof the oaf in face.

"And the final challenge…" Chris held his laughter back as Owen struggled to get up, "X-treme sea-doo water skiing! Contestant will water ski a race course grabbing as many flags they can before crossing the finish line while a member from the opposing team drives the sea-doo."

"How can we water ski without water?" Heather scoffed at the idiotic challenge.

"It's really hard. Check it out." Chris gestured at Chef as he screamed on the bouncing sea-doo before crashed into the tree. "Awesome!" The host laughed, "Naruto, you'll ski for Killer Bass and Lindsay for Screaming Gophers."

"Cool! I can model my new bikini." Lindsay squealed, flashing some poses.

"Now for the cool swag, whoever scores the most challenges get bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination and wins a tricked-out multi-message mobile shower." The girls gasped, seeing the mobile shower truck as Chef playing with the harp.

"Can it be…" Heather muttered with dreamy smile.

"Oh it is." Chris chuckled as the boys rolled their eyes.

"Ugh, a shower? What about something good for us?" Owen groaned, chewing on the marshmallow.

"Nothing, I'm not made out of money." Chris mumbled with a glare, you give them one good thing and they want more. "Okay, gang, chow for breakie then report back in twenty minutes for the X-treme sport challenge." The host said as he started his airplane before take off in the air, leaving the coughing campers in dust.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"Naruto." The redhead turns his head to Harold as they stand in the line, "Um…I'm going to tell them after the challenge."

"Really?"

"Yeah!" Harold sighed.

"That's good, just don't do it again, dattebayo." Naruto smiled.

"I promise not to do it again!" Harold stuttered and the redhead nodded before walk off, never noticed the nerd smirked as he revealed his crossed fingers.

* * *

Owen scraped the leftover foods on one plate before swallow it whole and handed the plate to Chef as Gwen and Bridgette stares at him with widened eyes. The oaf belched out a love letter before it landed on the stacking plates. "Sweet grubs, bro!" Owen said as he walks out of the main lodge.

"For the girl with smoldering eyes?" Chef muttered as he read the love letter before flicking it to the table with a shrug and heading for the kitchen to wash the dirty plates. Bridgette picked the love letter up as Gwen lean in to read it.

"Check it out, it's a corny haiku poem." The goth girl said with a smile.

"Whoa." Bridgette giggled, "Some dude's crushing big time. It's probably for you."

"Really?" Gwen jumped in shock, "I was gonna say it was for you."

"But Trent is totally crushing on you. I've seen the way he always scams an extra muffin for you." Bridgette smirked at the blushing goth girl.

"Yeah…But Naruto must be the one that wrote it." Gwen said, "But then again, he's kind of dense so there's no reason for him to write a haiku poem." The surfer girl sighed as she nodded her head and the goth girl winced. "Um…Or he may start to have feeling for you."

"Yes, maybe it's for me." Bridgette perked up as she takes the letter from Gwen before the goth girl take it back.

"Nah, it's totally for me." They starts to argue over it before both of them accidently ripped it in half. "Tell you what, Betty, I bet you two nights' desert that the poem was for me."

"Oh, I'm up for that. Down with that." Bridgette was not sure how she can phase it. "Whatever. You're on!" They both never noticed that Chef was rolling his eyes with a shaking head.

* * *

**(Outside)**

"Now, remember, ground teams can wheelie the sofa beds whatever they want in order to help their comrade with the landing." Chris reminded the campers as Trent and DJ boarding the airplane.

"Sayonara, Trent." Heather waving her hand with a smirk, "I hope your attempts to impress weird goth girl are worth the chalk outline." Trent and Gwen glanced at the ground to see a chalk outline, drawn by Heather.

"Uh…Did you ever think that maybe Trent's doing this as a form of self-expression, like haiku?" Gwen smiled wide smile at confusing musician as some campers gave her a weird look and Bridgette shake her head with a smirk. "Or not." Gwen sighed, little embarrassing.

* * *

Up in the air, DJ and Trent gulps as they look down at the ground, miles away from them, before Chris presenting them the waivers with a grin. "If you could just fill these out?"

"What?" DJ stuttered, "We already signed the insurance forms in the beginning of the show!"

"Yeah, but these are for organ donation!" Chris answered with a chuckle, "I have this cool cannibal challenge I want to pitch to the producers and this will go a long way toward budgeting free props!" The boys stared at the host with disgust expression and dropped jaws. "Here comes the drop, boys!"

"I don't see the drop zone." Trent said with squirted eyes.

* * *

"Push, put your back in it!" Duncan grunted, "Why is this thing so heavy?"

"Anyone seen Big O, dattebayo?" Naruto said before the Bass look over the sofa to see Owen, sleeping on the bed.

Duncan sighed, "Look like we'll draw a target mark on him for DJ…Anyone has red paint or anything?"

"Is it me or did anyone else hear a screaming?" Bridgette asked and everyone look up to see screaming Trent plummeting before crashed into the ground, causing a Trent-size hole.

"Oh man! He's going to feeling this in the morning." Leshawna said as the Gophers ran over to check on their injured Gophers. The Bass team winced before pushing their sofa bed, hoping it won't happen to DJ too.

It wasn't long enough until Bridgette glanced at Naruto and speaking to him. "You know what's really romantic?"

"Um…" The redhead blinked, "I'm not sure…A date that a girl can enjoy, I guess?"

"Hmm, yeah but actually I was thinking more of the writing word." Bridgette said and the redhead tilted his head.

"Like love letter or something, dattebayo?" Naruto scratched his head, "Hmm, I'm kind of bad with these things so I have no clue. Gomen." Bridgette was about to say something but a scream cut her off as the Bass look up to see DJ floating around with his parachute.

"Go! Go! Go!" Duncan barked as the team quickly pushes the sofa bed before DJ landed on top of Owen, waking the oaf up in process.

"Huh? Everything's still here?" The giant checked himself as he hop off the sofa bed and give out a sigh, relived that he made it in one piece.

"Gophers lose!" Chris shouted out of his megaphone as the plane flew over the campers, "Bass win! One to zero!"

"Nice going, Trent." Heather sighed as nurse Chef wheels cast-clad Trent on the stretcher.

"I hope he's okay." Katie mumbled.

"Trent, is there anything you want to ask me before they take you to get uh…re-boned? Gwen asked.

"…Yeah…Is my hair messed up?" Trent groaned before Chef pushes him away and Gwen stares at them as her team leaves. Bridgette walks up to the goth girl's side and giving her a pat on back.

* * *

"Okay, cowpokes, let's start the rodeo moose challenge." Chris chuckled.

"I wonder if Big O can make it, dattebayo." Naruto mumbled as he walks closer to the moose and starts to petting the creature without receive any negative reaction.

* * *

**(Confession)**

Chris rolled his eyes as he crossed his arms. "And that's why I don't want Naruto to take this challenge…I bet this moose will just let him ride for days without bucking at all."

* * *

"Do you know that I always think that the wave flow a lot, say…Kinda like the ancient art of Japanese haiku." Bridgette smiled at Naruto as Gwen smirked at the surfer girl.

"Haiku? You have an interesting way of view things, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, watching Owen climbed on top of the moose as it snorted at the oaf. "Hmm, I suck so much with haiku." The redhead admitted with a grin, causing Bridgette to sigh as Gwen patting her shoulders.

"I'm ready!" Owen gulps before Chef opened the gate and the moose bucked around. The moose suddenly braked on its hooves, sending Owen flying in air.

"And Owen's…" The oaf screamed over Chris' head before landed in the stink pile and the host blinked at his timer. "Out already? Ooh, that stinks big-time for Bass." Chris chuckled, "No, seriously, this is some rank stuff…Leshawna, let's jet!" The said girl cracked her hands as Naruto led the moose back to the pen, much to Chef's relief.

"Just one more time and you're done for the day, dattebayo." The redhead petted the moose as the creature gives him a nod. Leshawna climbed up and saddled the moose as Chef slowly reaches out for the latch.

"I hope you got a moose-burger recipe handy." Leshawna teased the moose and the creature growled at her, "Easy, boy. You don't want to make me mad now." The moose snapped and starts to buck wildly.

"Um…I think you're pushed him over, dattebayo." Naruto said with concern.

"Sweet mother of…Ahhh!" Chef screamed before the moose break out of the pen and bucked all over as Leshawna held on for life. Naruto winced at downed Chef and glanced up to see Gwen and Bridgette hugging each other. 'Did they just have a fight and made up?' The redhead wondered as he helps Chef up.

* * *

Leshawna lasted longer on the moose for thirty seconds which earned her team a score. The two teams walk over to the race course before Chris show up on his ATV. "So we have a tie! Whoever wins the X-treme sea-doo water ski challenge wins invincibility."

"I'm ready!" Lindsay called out, wearing a green bikini and Owen's face turn red as Duncan nudged him with a smirk.

"We are so dead…" Heather mumbled, "Unless I get to drive the wave jumper!" Naruto blinked before grinning at her.

"Just win the damn shower so I can get my hair did." Leshawna muttered as she rubbing her sore feet.

"Good luck, I feel bad that I don't do anything to help." Katie sighed, she really want to help her team so badly.

"It's okay, girl." Leshawna patted the tanned girl's head.

"Ladies!" The campers turns to see Harold step out of outhouse with his pants down before the nerd fall down, tripped on his pants.

"…Ero-megane." Naruto sighed with shaking head as he walks to the bathroom to change into his swimsuit and shirt.

* * *

"You are so far out of luck, idiot." Heather smirked and Naruto grinned at her.

"Nah, you know I have a devil's luck, dattebayo."

"Here's the road rules." Chris announced with a grin, "Oh wait! There are no rules. Which means this is gonna be awesome!" He pulls out a flag before waving it around, "And go!"

"Whoa!" Naruto jerked on the rope as Heather revved the sea-doo, going faster as much as she can push it. The redhead grabbed the first flag as the sea-doo hit the ramp before landed on the mud.

"First flag for Bass!" Chris spoke into his walkie talkie.

"No!" Heather snarled before weave the sea-doo around to make it difficult for Naruto but he managed to grab four more flags. "That's impossible!" She growled as Chris announced the score.

"Heather has to cross the finish line or be disqualified." The host said with a chuckle as he drove by on his ATV, "But when she does, Harold will take five flags to victory for the Killer Bass!" Heather gasped, noticing that she was getting closer to the finish line before look back at grinning Naruto.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I can't let this idiot win, no matter how hot he…I mean…" Heather stuttered before glared at the camera, "Chris did say there was no rule so I have to cut him loose."

* * *

"No rules, idiot, you know what that mean?" Heather smirked as she turns around on the sea-doo and pull out a pocketknife.

"Aw, come on, Heat-chan!" Naruto groaned, knowing that it was fair play since there were no rules so he can't hold it against his childhood friend if he loses the challenge. He blinked, noticing a low branch coming toward Heather. "Hey, watch out…"

"Eeek!" The queen bee cried out as the branch ripped her top off, exposing her breasts to gaped Naruto. "D-D-D-Don't looooook!" Heather screamed with red face as she crossed her chest but it was too late, Naruto's head blow back with nosebleed and lose his grip on the rope before they crashed into the rock. Heather ran off to her cabin with red face before Chris rolled his ATV up to the crash site with confusing expression on his face.

"I don't know what Heather did to make Naruto loses his concentration but it's a total wipeout for Killer Bass…and there's a lot of blood everywhere, wicked!" The Bass team looks at each other, worried about the redhead since they have no idea what happened.

"Naru, are you okay? You're bleeding all over!" Owen gasped as he pick fainted redhead up and some campers look at him with concern.

Naruto's eyes fluttered opened, "I…I…I…I saw something…" The redhead fainted again as Owen carried him to the team.

"We better bring him to the infirmary." DJ gulped before he turns to Duncan and Bridgette, "We'll get him there, good luck."

"Yeah, thank." Duncan nods as he walks up to the new sea-doo.

* * *

**(Infirmary tent)**

"Oh, my head…" Naruto groaned as he raised himself up in the cot.

"Are you alright, man?" The redhead blinked, looks up to see DJ and Owen before Naruto nodded his head.

"Hey, DJ…How long has I been out for, dattebayo?"

"About half an hour, I think." Owen replied.

"Yeah, we just lose the challenge so…" DJ sighed, he got the information from the loudspeaker when they were waiting for Naruto to wake up.

"Oh, this suck." Naruto sighed.

"…So what happened?" Owen asked, earning a red face from Naruto for an answer.

"N-N-No comment…You don't want to know…" The boys raised their eyebrows as they glanced at each other, wondering what went on between Naruto and Heather.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Okay, guys, we are going to have campfire ceremony early so we can save some time…That and we have to fix the boat's engine so the loser will have about a couple hours before leaving the island." Chris said with arms behind his back.

"What happened to the engine?" Naruto blinked as he glanced at the sky, it was almost time for sunset.

"Meh, something about overheating or whatever, I'm no mechanic." The host rolled his eyes before cleared his throat, "Anyway…As you know, if you do not receive a marshmallow, you will walk down the dock of shame, and you can never ever return to camp." He pulled out the plate and called out the campers' names as he tossed the reward to them, "Bridgette…DJ…Owen…Duncan. You guys are safe." Chris turns to Naruto and Harold with a smirk as he juggled the last marshmallow.

"…" Harold fidgets around in his seat.

"…" Naruto licks his lip, getting nervous.

"…" Chris takes a deep breath, "Harold!"

"What!" Bridgette gasped with her teammates as Harold takes his marshmallow with a smirk. Naruto's eyes widened as Chris walk up to him.

"Sorry, buddy, go pack your things and report at the dock of shame in two hours." Chris said with a grin. The redhead sighed as he stands up and walk to his cabin.

"Whoa, whoa, something is not right here!" Duncan snarled at Chris.

"Nah, all of you voted for Naruto. It was five to one." The host shrugged his shoulders as he walk away from frowning punk. "If you excuse me, I need to check on Chef to see if he fixed the boat yet." Duncan scowled as his upsetting teammates walk to the main lodge, his eyes glanced at the Bass team and noticing that only Harold was smirking…wait…Chris said there were five votes against Naruto, which mean…The punk's eyes widened before he ran off to check something out.

* * *

**(Trailer)**

After packing his bags, Naruto checked his surrounding before knocking on the trailer's door. There was no reply, he sighed before pull out a lockpick set and starts to pick the lock with experience. Naruto smiled as soon as he hears a click and opened the door before take a glance around to make sure that there was no one around. "Well…That's it, I guess." Naruto sighed as he pulls out the large thick envelope and placed it on top of the desk. He quickly takes a sticky note and wrote something down before he leaved the trailer, remembering to lock the door on his way out.

* * *

**(Dock of Shame)**

"I can't believe they voted you off." Heather growled and Naruto smiled at her.

"It's cool, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled her hair and this time Heather did not swat it away, "Well, I'll see you later."

"Brat, you ready?" Chef hollered and the redhead nods as he stepped into the boat. Heather just stands there and watches the boat shipping away from the dock before it vanished from her sight. She growled, turns on her heels and stomping toward the main lodge.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"You're all going to pay for what you did!" Heather roared, startled the campers and they turned to her. She was about to unleashing her fury on them but Duncan show up behind her and put his hand on her shoulder. "Get your hand off me!"

The punk ignored her as he glance around the room for someone. "Where's Harold?" Duncan asked with narrowed eyes.

"He's sleeping in the cabin, why did you ask?" DJ asked before he noticed a camera in the punk's hand.

"Good! Listen guys…I found something that you guys need to know…That mean for you Gophers." Duncan growled and the campers blinked as he sat down between Owen and Bridgette. "As you know, Whiskers were voted off the island…"

"Thank to you." Heather muttered snarly, causing the punk shaking his head.

"No…Something was off so I have to check something out…It turns out that he was cheated out." The punk shows them the camera, "And it's all here on this confession camera."

"Say what?" Everyone cried out loudly and Duncan starts to rewinding the tape as everyone gathered together to watch the record.

* * *

**(Confession)**

Harold snickered as he jammed the vote ballot open and pouring out the votes. "With him out of the way, no one will know that I rigged the vote before and they will pay more attention to me now since this loser idiot is gone!" The nerd laughed manically, placing the new votes in the box.

* * *

"Oh my gosh! He's crazy!" Katie gasped and the campers scowled at the footage.

"I'll say…With ugly ego." Leshawna growled with narrowed eyes.

"Yeah…Listen, we can't let Harold know that we're on him now." Duncan said, "All we can do is playing along until the next challenge then we'll work together to get this cheater off the island." He really wants to do something to the nerd but that would send him back to the juvie.

"Agreed. Naruto don't deserve it." Trent nodded with the campers.

* * *

**(Boat)**

Naruto sighed with a frown, he figured out that Harold just betrayed him by breaking the promise and rigged the votes again but it was too late and there was nothing that he can do about it. "So…How long will it be until I get home, dattebayo?" Naruto glanced at Chef and the cooker smirked.

"Oh, you're not going home."

"Say what?"

"Chris has a little surprise for you and I think you will like it a lot." Chef chuckled as Naruto raised his eyebrows at the cooker.

* * *

**(Outside)**

It has been one week and it seems that camp wawanakwa has become gloomy since Naruto left the island. Heather sighed, kicking the rock into the path before growling silently at carefree Harold. The nerd never noticed the tension between him and the campers, even Chef glared at him but again he never like everyone beside Naruto. Heather sighed again before Harold walk up to her with a smug smirk. "Hey, Heather, want to hang out?"

"No thank, I'm busy!" The queen bee shoves him away and stomping to her cabin.

"What's her problem, gosh." Harold muttered, brushing himself as he turns to relaxing DJ.

"Oh, I don't know." The giant said coldly and the nerd shrugged before he walks to the main lodge. DJ wish there would be a challenge soon so they can kick this guy off, even if he has to throw the challenge in order to lose.

"Listen up, campers!" Chris' voice rang out of the loudspeaker and some campers perked, hoping that it would be a challenge since it was getting boring and they can't stand the nerd any longer since his ego kept growing as days went by. "As of right now, all teams are officially dissolved. From here on in, it's every camper for themselves."

The campers glanced at each other and make a silent agreement together. 'Harold will be the first to go!'

"Get ready for this." Chris' voice chuckled, "Report to the dock and I have a couple surprises for you guys." The campers sighed before they ran to the dock to see what the big surprises are.

* * *

**(Dock)**

The first thing the campers noticed was a table with jersey jackets with nametags on their back, all in different colors and they noticed that the nametags were in…"Hangul?" Heather said with a raised eyebrow, recognized them since she know Korean from her grandma and mother.

"Okay, guys, here is your first surprise." Chris show up on the side of table and gesturing at the woods as everyone turned to see a person swings on the vine.

"Ya-ha!" The person shouted with joy.

"What! That's impossible!" Heather gasped.

"No way!" Duncan dropped his jaws.

"Returning to camp, it's Izzy!" Chris smirked as the crazy girl flipped off the vine and landed in front of the campers.

"Hey guys, it's good to be back at camp even though I never actually left the island." Izzy giggled, "I've been living in the woods all this time."

"Wait a sec!" Gwen turns around and narrowed her eyes at the host, "You said no one is allowed back."

"I did?"

"And once you leave…" The goth girl rolled her eyes.

* * *

"_And once you leave on the dock of shame, on the boat of losers, you can never, ever come back." Chris said with a smirk._

* * *

"Oh yeah, that." Chris chuckled, "I lied."

"You can't do that! It's not fair!" Gwen huffed and Izzy glanced around.

"Oh, where's Red? I don't see him anywhere." The crazy girl asked and the campers flinched.

"He's gone, we voted him off." Harold snickered, drawing a lot of glares and Izzy pouted.

"Aww, my whisker time…"

"Hey, hey!" Chris clapped his hands to get their attention, "And second surprise is…something I will reveal after telling you guys your next challenge!" The host picks up the brown jacket and presenting it to them, "Your challenge is…Nametag Ripping! Inspired from a tv show…"

Heather cut him off with a squeal, "Running Man?! Are we doing the nametag ripping game?! I really love…" The queen bee froze before glancing at the shocked campers, never seen her reacting like that before, and she coughed into her hand. "I-I-I mean, oh this lame tv show. I can't believe we are doing it…"

'Liar…' The campers rolled their eyes at her.

"Yeah." Chris chuckled, "For these who don't know, you have to wear these jackets and start at the destination spots that we will send each of you there. The rules are easy…If your nametag get ripped off," He pull the nametag off the jacket, "You're out of the game and will send to the jail, we will let you know who's out by broadcasting the name with loudspeaker. The last one stand will win invincibility and can choose any camper to be kicked off the island, instant elimination and no one is safe." Everyone smirked at the last part, this would make everything easy if Harold's not the last one standing.

"I like it so far." Duncan chuckled with a smirk.

"Oh yeah…I forget something." Chris chuckled since he did it on purpose, "This nametag ripping challenge is based off the third hunter episode…"

"Wait! You mean there's a hunter with no nametags and we have to find a piece of this hunter's nametag in order to make a nametag and put it on this hunter to get him out?" Heather gasped and the host glared at her.

"…Yeah, what she said…" Chris muttered, he never expected the queen bee to be a huge fan of Running Man. "There's ten pieces scrambling around this island and you have to find them all to get your hunter out. If the hunter got you all out, the hunter wins a extra reward…"

"Dibs on hunter!" Harold shouted with a grin, there's no way he will get himself kick off and it will be sweeter when he kick this punk out to complete his revenge.

"Sorry, dude. We already have a hunter and guess what?" Chris smirked at them, "The hunter is the second camper that come back and here's a hint about this guy…The hunter is really mad and pissed off…That's your second surprise by the way."

"W-W-Who came back?" Katie gulped, the only angry camper she knows is…"Eva?" The campers paled at the mention of her name and the smirking host said nothing.

The loudspeaker squeaked, drawing everyone's attention and Chris chuckled at their frightened faces. "Looks like the hunter want to say something before the game."

"**Hello, campers."** The deep gruff voice rang out, **"I want you to know that I had set up traps all over the island for a week."** The campers gulped in fear, that mean the person has been here the whole time and they never noticed the hunter.** "Someone on this island betrayed me, it really make me very angry…And you have no idea what kind of terror I will unleash upon you. You will never know when and where I will rip your nametag off…"** A dark chuckle echoed out across the sky, **"I admit that I can't wait to see you cowering under me when I show you the true meaning of fear…I will enjoy my little hunting…!"** The dark laughter boomed out before the loudspeaker cut off.

"Got to give this guy a prop." Chris chuckled, "Okay, when I call for your name with color, come and get your assigned jacket." The host pulls out the clipboard and cleared his throat, "Owen, white…Trent, brown…Lindsay, magenta…Duncan, grey…Harold, green…DJ, pink."

"Seriously, man?" DJ groaned, earning some snickering from the campers.

"If it makes you feel better, real man wears pink." Leshawna grinned as she patting the giant's back.

"Pfft, yeah right." Chris rolled his eyes, "Leshawna, you get purple…Gwen, black…Bridgette, blue…Katie, yellow…Izzy, red…Heather, orange." He paused as the campers put their jackets on before the host tossed the maps to each contestant. "This map will lead you to your starting point and the game will start when I make an announcement." Everyone glanced at their maps before separating up to find their destinations.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Ugh! And they had to give me orange jacket." Heather groaned with crossed arms, "It make me miss idiot more…Wonder if they will let me keep it too?" The queen bee blushed as she glared at the camera, "I-I-It's for idiot! Just a gift! Nothing else!"

* * *

**(Wood)**

Bridgette shuddered, why did Chris decide to have the challenge at night? The surfer girl groaned, "At least it won't be this bad…" There was a boom sound before the rain fall down harder, "I should have keep my mouth shut."

"Now…Campers, are you ready?" Chris' voice rang across the island, "I bet some of you are complaining about the rain…Too bad! That's perfect weather for the challenge!" The host's voice chuckled, "Well then…It's on! Go! Go! Go!" Bridgette quickly ran in random direction, she doesn't care where as long as she can get out of the woods soon and faster.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

'If I hide a piece of nametag, where would I put it in?' Duncan frowned, scratching his chin as he looked around in the campfire and checking everything for anything. A twig snapped, causing punk's eyes to widen before he quickly gets on his guard and turns around to the source. "Who's there?" Duncan shouted.

"Duncan?" The punk blinked as Owen peeked over the bush.

"Oh, Owen…I thought you were the hunter." Duncan sighed, "Hey, do you want to team up with me?" The oaf nods his head with a grin and the punk smirked, knowing that Owen will never backstabbing anyone at all.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Trent opened the freezer and step inside, hoping to find a piece of nametag since it's better to find all of the pieces first. "Hmm?" The musician blinked at a small box, with TD letters on the lid, lying in the corner before he pick it up and opened it to see a piece. "Sweet…" Trent grinned before a hand touch his shoulder and he jumped in air as he gave out an unmanly shriek.

"Oh, I'm sorry!"

"G-G-Gwen? You scared me." Trent sighed, trying to slow his heart down. The goth girl glanced at the box and smirked at him.

"Oh, you found the piece." The musician nodded with a smile as they walk out of the freezer.

"Yeah, did you find anything?" Trent asked.

"Well, I kind of did…" Gwen said and he blinked at her before the goth girl led him outside and pointed at something that Trent didn't notice on his way in the main lodge. What stands in front of them was a pull-up bar with a hanging thin bungee cord with hooks and for some reason, it send him a creepy vibe.

"Um…I don't know you but I'm staying away from this one." Trent said with a shiver and Gwen nodded as they walk away from it.

* * *

**(Lake)**

"Do you think a piece is here somewhere?" Katie asked as she glances at Leshawna and DJ.

"It's possible." Leshawna muttered, the trio met early and agreed to work together to take the hunter and others out.

"I'm going to check these boats." DJ said, pointing at the canoes before walk over to them as the girls decided to check the dock. He lifted the tarp to look inside before spotting a box and opened it to see the piece. "Yo, I found it!" DJ grinned at his luck as he waved at his allies until he hear something rustling right behind him.

"Look out!" The giant heard Katie's cry and he turns around to see a glimpse of something black before his body spin around, feeling something gripped on his back. DJ felt something in his heart and it was fear.

_Riiiip_

"**One prey down…"** DJ whined in fear as he looks up to see the hunter. The hunter was wearing a black hooded raincoat that cover whole of the body frame, only revealing the black gloves and the hunter lifted his head to reveal a spooky skull mask with black beanie hat.

"_**DJ out! DJ out!"**_ The loudspeaker squeaked.

"I'm outtie!" Leshawna screamed as she ran off with Katie. Hunter glanced at shivering DJ before the hunter retreat into the forest and the giant released his bloodcurdling scream that he held back. Two of the interns pick DJ up and carry him to the jail.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Harold walk through the forest, his eyes glanced around to see if there were any campers or nametag pieces. The lighting flashed across the sky, caused him to give out a yelp. "Jeez, that really scared m…Ahhh!" The nerd screamed as someone tackled him from behind and hold him down with hand on his nametag. "Wait! Wait!" Harold screamed at the sound of his nametag slowly ripping before it stopped halfway.

"**Hush, little ant…"** The hunter whispered into frightened nerd's ear, **"I'm going to tell you a little story…Once upon a time in a village, there was a tiger that live in peace until a little ant come in and the tiger let him climb on the back while he was sleeping because the tiger trust the ant…But this ant backstabbed the tiger in the end so the tiger swallow the little ant whole…"** Hunter's eyes glanced into cowering nerd's eyes, **"So what did you learn about the moral of the story?"**

"I-I-I don't understand!" Harold sobbed, "It doesn't make any sense at all!"

"**It means that if you betray someone, there will be some consequences."** The hunter growled before pasting the nametag back on and Hunter looked around. **"I'm going to let you go but you have to stay down and singing a lullaby until I leave …Understood?"**

"Y-Yes!" Harold screamed before singing with his eyes shutting tighter and the hunter slowly back away from the nerd.

"**I will be back for you later…"** Hunter whispered eerily before vanished into the woods. The nerd slowly opened his eyes before he quickly get up on his feet and sprinting away from this place.

* * *

**(Boathouse)**

"Did you find anything?" Heather asked and Lindsay shakes her head as she checked in the barrel.

"What are we supposed to look for?" The bombshell asked with confusion and the queen bee rolled her eyes.

"For anything like a box with TD on it." Heather groaned, they found a box when they were at the dock of shame before the boathouse.

"Oh, like this large box?" The queen bee blinked before turn around to see Lindsay pull out the said object and they opened it to see…"A large blank nametag?" The blonde tilted her head and Heather smirked.

"Did you know what that mean?" Lindsay blinked and Heather pinched her nose bridge. "This mean if we get all pieces and put them together on this blank nametag, we can pasted it on the hunter's back and send this guy to jail."

"Oooh, I see!" The bombshell nodded with a smile.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Leshawna and Katie were on their guard as they circled around Izzy and the crazy girl glances at them. Early, Izzy tried to ambush them from behind but Katie spotted her and warned Leshawna, who just narrowly avoided the crazy girl's attack. "On three, we'll attack at once." Leshawna whispered to Katie, "One…Two…Three!" They charged at Izzy and the crazy girl jumped over them before lunged toward Katie, grabbed her nametag.

_Riiip_

Without wasting any time, Izzy pounced on Leshawna and they both fall down on the ground, rolling around as they tried to get their hold on the nametags. Leshawna finally gripped Izzy's nametag but at same time, the crazy girl has her grip on the sister and they both start to pull it off.

_Riiiip_

_Riiip_

"Yes!" They both cried as they hold up the nametags before blinked at each other. Katie was not sure who was first that ripped the nametag off but the loudspeaker answered her unasked question.

"_**Katie out! Leshawna, Izzy simultaneously out!"**_

"Oh man!" Leshawna groaned before the group of interns rounded them up and bring them to the jail.

* * *

**(Jail)**

The girls blinked at the construction trailer that sat on the beach, guarded by Chef in policewoman uniform. "Get in, maggots!" Chef snarled at them as he pushes them inside and the girls can see a television and a lot of empty chairs, one of them were occupied by DJ as he eating the popcorns.

"Hey, guys." DJ waved at them, "Just saw what happened on the tv." The girls glanced at the television to see many cctv cameras and they can see some campers on camera.

"At least it's better than nothing." Leshawna shrugged as she sat next to DJ, "Gimme some popcorn."

"Sure." The giant chuckled as they watch the television.

* * *

**(East cabin)**

"Duncan! Owen! I found it!" The said campers turned to Bridgette as she shows them the box that she found under one of the beds and lifted the lid to see a piece.

"Now we have two with us." Duncan grinned, he found the piece when he was at campfire with Owen.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Trent stopped in the middle of the woods, his eyes spotted something and Gwen turned to him with raised eyebrow. "What's up?" The goth girl asked and the musician smiled as he pointing at the box, innocently lies upon a tree root. He walks up to it and lifted the lid…

_Snap_

"Wha…" Trent stared at a broken wire inside the box before a net sprang up, wrapped up and suspending him in air.

"Trent!" Gwen gasped and takes a step forward.

_Snap_

"What!" The goth girl shouted, looking down to see a wire that she just stepped on.

_Whoosh_

Gwen's eyes widened as she turns around to see three bolas ropes flew in air before entangling her, knocking her down. "That's not good!" She growled, struggling to get out and Trent kept trying to tear the net trap but they both stopped at the sound of rustling.

"**My, my…What do we have here? Two preys…"** The hunter steps out into their sight, drawing gulps from the trapped contestants. Hunter chuckled darkly and Gwen yelped as her nametag starts to tear off.

_Riiiip_

"_**Gwen out! Gwen out!"**_

The hunter glanced at the sweating musician and cut a rope that hold the net, bringing Trent down with a crash. Hunter quickly grabs Trent's shoulder and takes a hold of the nametag. **"Don't resist or your nametag will be torn off…"** The musician nodded his head with cold sweat, **"Good…Come with me…"**

"Trent!" Gwen cried out as the interns forced her to walk to the jail and all she can do is watching the hunter leading her crush away to someplace.

* * *

**(Lake)**

"Quick! Don't let him escape!" Heather ordered as the queen bee and Lindsay attempted to corner Duncan in on the dock. The punk groaned, why did he decided to split from his allies when they were checking the cliff. The bombshell reached out to Duncan's back but the punk twisted his torso around, avoiding her before Heather lunged and take hold on his nametag with a smirk.

_Riiiip_

"_**Duncan out! Duncan out!"**_

"So that's what it feels like on Running Man." Heather giggled, receiving weird looks from Duncan and Lindsay before the queen bee coughed. "I-I-I mean, tough luck for you." Heather scoffed as she took two pieces from the punk before sending him to the jail. "Okay, Lindsay, we have four pieces now. Let's go!"

"Right!" The bombshell nodded with a smile on her face.

* * *

**(Outside Main Lodge)**

Trent and the hunter walk up to the pull-up bar that the musician saw early. **"Now get up on it and do a chin-up…"**

"Why?" Trent asked, only to have the hunter peeling his nametag a little. "Ok, ok!" The musician cried out as he reached for the bar and pull up to his chin. The hunter grabbed the hanging bungee cord's hook and pokes a hole in Trent's nametag, hooking it up.

"**Here's a deal…This rope will tear your nametag off when you drop and there are two ways to escape this…"** Hunter said, **"All you have to do is just hold on long enough that someone come and get you free …"** Trent gulped, **"Or you just give up and drop down..."** The hunter chuckled before walk away from the struggling musician.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"The hunter just ambushed me five times already!" Harold wailed in fetus position, "I'm too scared to go out…And why do I have to sing lullaby each time I got caught?!" The left side banged, causing the nerd to jump in air before another bang come from the right side. "W-W-Who's there?" Harold stuttered before paled as the voice answered his question.

"**Does the little ant think he will be safe by taking shelter? You can hide all you want but I always know where you are…"** Harold shivered before cried out as the bangs increasing around him. **"There are five more preys left until it's down to you…If you don't come out of this outhouse when I come back…I will drag you out and slowly peeling your nametag over and over…"**

"What do you want from me!" The nerd sobbed and the bangs stopped.

"**Sing me a lullaby…"**

"Come on! Aren't you tired of it?" The door rattled and Harold quickly singing the lullaby as the rattle stops.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Heather and Lindsay glanced around the clearing before the queen bee spotted a box, sitting on the tree branch. "Lindsay, up there." The bombshell look up to the tree that Heather was pointing at and takes a step…

_Snap_

They blinked before Heather cried out as the snare rope hoisted her up in air and hanging upside down. "Get me down!" The queen bee snarled, attempting to reach for her feet to untying the rope and Lindsay was about to help her but something happened.

_Riiiiip_

"Eeek!" Lindsay screamed as her nametag got torn off by Bridgette and the surfer girl turns to Heather with a smirk.

"Don't you dare even think about it!" The queen bee growled but Bridgette just ignored her and starts to tear her nametag off as Owen soothe Lindsay's nerves.

_Riiiip_

"Oooh, you are so going to regret it, klutzy!" Heather screamed out of rage as the giggling surfer takes the pieces and blank nametag away from her.

"_**Lindsay out! Heather out!"**_

"Nine pieces down and one to go. Woo-hoo!" Owen cheered and the surfer nods her head.

"Let's go!" Bridgette ran off with the oaf after he waved Lindsay a goodbye. The bombshell sighed before walk off to the jail but she forgets one thing…

The queen bee screamed, "Don't leave me hanging here! Get me down! Get me down!"

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**(Outside Main Lodge)**

He doesn't know how long it has been since he hold on the bar with difficult. Trent grunted as his hands start to slip from his sweat and he knows that if someone doesn't come in time, he will be out. "Trent?" The musician glanced to see Harold peeking out of the main lodge, ugh, why him of all people? He don't care if it was Harold, he need help.

"Hurry! Help me!" Trent shouted out and the nerd jumped before ran up to him but it was too late. The musician loses his grip and fall down without any resistance.

_Riiiiiiiiiip_

Harold gives out a horrified gasp, watching Trent's nametag swing around innocently on the rope.

"_**Trent out! Trent out!"**_

"Ugh…" Trent groaned as the interns carried him away since he doesn't have any strength left in him.

"Oh man! Oh man!" Harold whined as he slumped on the ground, it was too much for him.

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**(Woods)**

_Riiiip_

"Bridge!" Owen cried out, one minute they were just walking and the next minute, the hunter show up out of nowhere and tore Bridgette's nametag off in just a flash before vanished into the woods.

"_**Bridgette out! Bridgette out!"**_

"I'm so sorry! It was too fast!" The oaf apologized.

"Don't sweat it. The hunter was too fast…" She sighed before handing the pieces over to Owen. The interns come up and lead the surfer girl to the jail.

"To the remaining contestants…Report at the stage for a little show." Chris' voice speaks out of the loudspeaker and the oaf gulped as he feels something bad in his stomach and it's not from the foods.

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**(Stage)**

Owen and Harold walks to the stage to see a large screen with film projector in the between of two empty chairs. They glanced at each other before sit down in the chairs and there was silence in air. "Um…What are we supposed to do?" Harold asked and Owen just shrugged before they both hear a click on the film projector as it starts to play the reel. "Did you just turn it on?"

"I thought you did…" Owen whined, glancing at the haunted film projector.

"**Congratulate for making it so far…"** The boys screamed as they turned to see the hunter standing in front of them.

"O-O-Oh, I actually thought it was the real hunter…" Harold panted as they watch the hunter start to speak again from the screen.

"**Did you know this challenge was planned by me since the little ant betrayed me and this is all for you…Harold…"**

"M-M-Me? I don't betray anyone at all!" Harold said with shifty eyes and Owen was about to say something back to the nerd but the hunter cut him off.

"**You can deny it all you want but I know the truth…"** The hunter pointed at them as if it was on live, **"I am going to teach you a lesson that every actions have consequences…Your betrayal have a consequence and that is me…The hunter…"** Hunter growled darkly and the nerd gulp with cold sweat, Owen was in same spot since he was getting scared of this challenge and it's all Harold's fault.

'It's good thing that it's just a film…' Harold shivered in his chair. The hunter's head tilted a little before charged at the camera and the boys blinked, why is the hunter running to the camera? Hunter burst through the screen, it turns out that the hunter was lingering around behind the screen. The hunter's jumpscare earn a bloodcurdling screams from them before Owen just fainted on spot as Harold jumped off the stage.

"**Stay!"** The hunter barked at the stiffen nerd before Hunter turned Owen's body around to hold on the nametag.

_Riiiiip_

"_**Owen out! Owen out!"**_

Hunter stands up and stares at cowering Harold before the hunter whispered lowly that the nerd can barely hear it. **"You have thirty seconds head start before I will hunt you down like a little ant you are…One…Two…"** The nerd ran off with a frightened scream and the hunter chuckled darkly as the scared interns dragging the fainted oaf away.

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**(Woods)**

Harold panted as he ran through the woods, 'Why is there so many lighting and thunders now? Is it the storm?' the nerd thought before Harold heard someone chasing him from behind, causing him to take a glance to see the hunter. "Aaaaaaaaaaaa…." The nerd screamed before the hunter tackled him from behind and holds him down again.

"**It's time…"** The hunter whispered in Harold's ear as Hunter slowly peeling his nametag, stopped halfway before pasting it back on and the hunter repeating the actions over and over.

"P-P-Please! Stop! I can't take it anymore! End it!" Harold sobbed, wetting his pant out of fear. "It's too scary! TOOO SCARY!"

_Riiiip_

"**I hope you learn your lesson…"** The hunter chuckled darkly and the nerd whined.

"_**Harold out! Harold out! Challenge over! Challenge over!"**_

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**(Campfire)**

"Give our hunter a hand!" Chris applauded with a chuckle as the hunter show up with Harold in tow and the campers smirked at the shaken nerd. "Oh my, you traumatize him so badly." The host chuckled with a smirk, "Remind me to never piss you off…Naruto!"

"Naruto?!" The campers gaped at the hunter as he take the beanie hat and mask off to reveal his face to everyone.

"Did you guys miss me, dattebayo?" The redhead chuckled before some campers hugged him out of joy.

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**(Confession)**

"Damn!" Duncan said with shock, "He really scared me even if I was already out."

_***Static***_

Trent shivered, "I bet after this challenge, no one would ever want to piss him off again…"

_***Static***_

"Red's back! Now I can have all these whiskers time!" Izzy giggled.

_***Static***_

"I have to admit it. I'm really impressed with him as the hunter." Gwen smirked with crossed arms.

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"Chris, thank for loaning me voice changer, dattebayo." Naruto tossed the said device to the smirking host.

"No problem! Since you win the challenge, your reward is…" The host gestured at Chef with ramen pot, "Ramen for every supper, provided by Chef until you're off the island." Naruto grinned widely, "You can choose anyone to be eliminated. Who is the one that will take the dock of shame, hop on boat of losers and go home?" Chris said with a grin.

"Harold." The redhead said and Chris nodded as the nerd sighed.

"Well, Harold, take a hike to the dock of the shame."

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**(Dock of Shame)**

"Hey, Harold!" Naruto called out and the nerd turns to him, "Just to let you know a couple of things, dattebayo. First, we're even…and second…No one mess with Uzumaki M. Naruto!"

'Uzumaki?' Chris' eyes widened, 'Is he her son?'

Harold sighed as he tossed his bags on the boat before turn around. "Leshawna, I meant every word in that poem!"

"Poem?" Leshawna blinked before frowned, "That was you? Sorry, string bean, you ain't my type."

"Wha…" Harold gasped before Chef tossed him on the boat and sailed it away. "Leshawna! I always still love yoooooooou!" The sister rolled her eyes as some campers snickered at the scene.

"Well, campers." Chris chuckled, "The boys will take the east cabin, girls will take the west cabin so pack your stuffs and move in!" The campers walk off as they catch up with Naruto.

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**(Dock)**

"Oh man, that was very intense time!" Chris said with a grin, "There was so many things going on at once and I barely remember some of it! Only one thing I know is how scary Naruto can be as hunter, brrrr!" Chris shuddered playful before chuckled, "I wonder what will happen in our next episode? How will the girls get along when they live together, even with three girls who like our redhead camper? Who will be the next victims to hike on the dock of shame? Will everyone be still scared of Naruto? Find out on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ISLAND!"**

"…And cut!" The cameraman shouted out to let the host know that it's over.

"Now if anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer." Chris muttered, he never has been in his trailer for a week since he was at a important meeting to pinch something at the producers.

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**(Boy's Cabin)**

"Man, it's good to have you back." DJ patted Naruto's back with a smile and the boys nodded, agreeing with the giant.

"Thank! Sorry if I scared anyone so bad, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

"No need to sweat it, bro." Trent chuckled, "It was just a challenge…Remind me again to not piss you off." Owen nodded with him since he was still trying to calm down his heart. Naruto grinned before tapped his chin with questionable look on his face and Duncan noticed it.

"What's the matter?" The punk asked.

"Nah, I think I forget something but I'm sure it's nothing, dattebayo." The boys shrugged before help Trent unloading his bags.

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**(Trailer)**

"Hmm?" Chris blinked at the big envelope on top of his desk and he picks it up before reading the sticky note out loud. "Dear Chris, my kaa-san's name was… Kushina Uzumaki!" The host gasped, 'So that was her son…' He resumed his reading, "Since I come to this island, there were so many chances for me to tell you something but I was too scared. Now I'm out of the show, I regret that I never told you in person but I leave this envelope here because I'm sure my kaa-san and I want you to know something important that will change your life. Naruto…" Chris sat down in his chair and slowly opened the envelope. Two hours went by before the host pick up a phone with widened eyes.

"_Hello?"_ The voice asked on the phone.

"Hey, doc…Can you do me some favors? I need you to check something out for me…It's urgent…" Chris glanced at a tube, containing a swab stick. He doesn't believe these lies that were revealed to him…He denied the claim that Uzumaki M. Naruto…is his son…

* * *

_Contestants: Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Katie, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay, Naruto, Owen, Trent_

_Eliminated: Beth, Cody, Courtney, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Justin, Noah, Sadie, Tyler_

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**And this ends our Fourth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Did anyone like the dance scene?**

**Now we are entering our first merge of TD series. Did anyone like the Nametag ripping challenge and Naruto's Hunter persona? I took the challenge from the Running Man show since it was really interesting and fun for me, even if it's hard for me to write action in. Also Naruto's hunter persona was based on Choi Min-soo when he was the hunter in few of Running Man episodes.**

**For the Japanese, I took it off the Google Translator but I'm not sure if it's right since I barely know Japanese.**

**I know a lot of you will have a lot of things to say to me and I will explain some of your questions about things that happened in this chapter if you are going to ask me about that.**

**Katie and Cody got together: I'm sure some of you felt that they got together too soon but I will point out that in the cannon that some characters got together early so it's kind of logical to bring them together and they will take it slow.**

**Harold as bad guy: I really like Harold and in the first series, he was like that and I'm sure he will rig the voting again to get Duncan off if he was never distracted by Heather's cleavage. Naruto will be still friend with Harold but there will be some tension between them to make it more interesting.**

**Chris' revelation: I know I just revealed it halfway in Island arc but don't worry, I will try to make it more realistic. He will not accept the truth right away and will be in denial for the rest of Island arc or so, depending on how it turn out as the story go. Also why Naruto just left the envelope there is because he thought that he was done for good.  
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**How will it affect our host? I'm sure he is professional and can keep his real life and work separate most of time but there will be some moments that it will mixed up, good or bad, who know?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it and sorry if it was too long for you.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to campers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	5. Island: Emotional Ride

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**For those people who asked about the stalker, I will not reveal who it is. I will reveal it in the future but it wasn't be anytime soon…**

**For these who asked about lemons. It's possible there will be one but we'll see how it turns out with the story. If it will happens, it will be take a long time until we reach a certain arc. Only one thing that I kept getting confusing because some people said it has be graphical and some said it has to be suggestive but I seen a lot of lemons so I think it's okay…Not sure until I get some answers.**

**Coldblue: 1) I believe that I answered that in previous chapter at the bottom AN but you may missed it but I'm sure everyone will find it out that they are related by then. 2) You'll find out soon and it will happen. 4) Yeah, I believe so.**

**Raven: Yeah, he will be in a relationship and I think it's possible that he will be in several relationships. I will try my best to make it more interesting and I admit that I may not be good at writing the relationship but I'll try to make it realistic.**

**Anyway, it's time for the fifth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 5: Island: Emotional Ride**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had a lot of good time." Chris grinned, "There was a cook-off, slow dance, couple of team-buildings, and sport! During these, we just witnessed our first hook-up…" Footage of Katie kissing Cody's cheek, "Bitter nerd's revenge…" Footage of Harold rigged the votes, "And eliminated campers on dock of shame…We just merged the teams and there was a huge twist!" Chris makes a big gesture with his arms, "Two campers made their comeback, one of them become a nightmare and traumatized the poor nerd before send him off the island."

""It's too scary! TOOO SCARY!" Harold wailed in the footage and the host chuckled.

"Now with Naruto and Izzy back here again, things are going to heat up tonight and it's going to give us lot of questions. What challenges will we have? Who will hop aboard the boat of losers? How will our three certain campers get along under one roof? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!"

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"So how was your first night with the girls, dattebayo?" Naruto asked, placing a bowl on top of stacking bowls as Bridgette sat down in front of him.

"Well, it wasn't kinda bad." The surfer said, it was really nice to have some girl company and only one con about it was…

"That's enough ramen for now, idiot!" Bridgette sighed as Heather stomped over to Naruto and pull him away from the bowls. Since the surfer moved in, all the queen bee did was just giving her a glare and mocking her when Bridgette had her clumsy moment.

"Aw, one more bowl..." Naruto pouted, only to receive a glare from his childhood friend. "…Okay, I'll wait until next supper." The redhead sighed dejectedly as some campers snickered at him.

"Hallelujah!" Chef muttered, wiping some sweats off his face. He may like the brat but the cooker can't keep up with Naruto's pace.

"Izzy, I'm curious about something." Katie said as she turns to the crazy girl, "How did you escape the RCMP's manhunt?"

"Oh that's easy." Izzy giggled, "I'm a wildness survivor and swift-footed so it was easy to avoid them." She paused to take a bite out of a raw fish as some campers make grimace faces at the sight. "After escaping them, it was just me and my animal brethren against the harsh elements."

"Harsh?" Leshawna snorted, "It was sunny and warm most of time, aside from the nametag challenge." The memories of the said challenge were still fresh on their mind before Izzy replied back.

"Not where I was but luckily, I was able to take a refuge in the beaver dam and befriended the family of beavers then after that, the interns found me and bring me back here." Izzy giggled and the campers give her weird looks. Gwen opened her mouth to say something but the loudspeaker cut her off with a squeak.

"Campers, report to the amphitheater after breakfast and you will learn all about today's challenge…Mclean out!"

"Well, you hear him." Duncan stood up with a grunt, "Let's go and see what it's going to be…"

"Yeah, good luck to you guys, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he walks out of the main lodge with some campers.

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**(Stage)**

"Welcome to your next challenge." Chris grinned at the campers as they take their seats in manmade multilevel panel, which was made out of desks, table, and crates with varies of chairs. "The time honored game of torture…Say 'Uncle'! You are all about to be put through test of endurance so insane that some of 'em sent our interns to the emergency room." The campers gulped with nervous expression, "If you back down from the challenge or do not last the required ten seconds, you will be eliminated. The winner will not only be safe from elimination, but will win this luxurious trailer, yours to take home at the end of summer."

"What kinds of torture?" Leshawna glared at the host with hands on her hips.

"Why don't you ask my lovely assistant?" Chris smirked as Chef shows up with hockey mask and cleaver, earning some frightened faces from the campers. "All right, let's do this! Duncan, you're first up!" The host turns to the poor-made wheel, "Let's spin the wheel of misfortune to select your torture." Chris spun the wheel and the punk stares at it with widened eyes before it stopped on the picture of turtle.

"Turtle?" Duncan raised one of his eyebrows, how can it be bad since it's just a turtle.

"Turtle punk shots." Chris said with a chuckle, "Our intern spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, cruelest, hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. While you stand in the goalie net completely unprotected, Chef will fire off turtle snap shots." Duncan paled as he glanced at Chef, wielding a hockey stick, standing behind the snapping turtles before the host pushed the punk to the front of the goalie net. "If I were you, dude, I'd protect my coconuts. This would get ugly." Chris laughed before he ran away from the firing range and Duncan gulped.

"Be careful, buddy!" Owen called out from his seat.

"If you can stay in for ten seconds, you'll go on the second round." Chris said as the timer buzzed and Chef launched the turtles at the punk. Duncan ducked under the first turtle but one of the turtles bit his arm, caused him to cry out in pain.

"Ooh! Look like it hurts a lot." Katie winced, watching on as the turtles hit the punk before the last turtle bit his crotch.

"And this one hurt more than you think." DJ groaned as the males covered their family jewelries.

"Duncan moves on the next round!" Chris chuckled, "Isn't this fun?"

"Yeah, it's a riot." The punk groaned sarcastically with a glare. Naruto shakes his head at them, noticing the musician giving the goth girl an apology about leaving her buried alive during the fear challenge. The redhead raised his eyebrows, he thought they made up a while ago.

"Glad that you think so." The host returned to the wheel with a grin before spinning it, "Next up, Lindsay."

"Please, please!" Lindsay whispered to herself with crossed fingers as Owen glanced at her with concern before the needle stopped on a picture of flaming marshmallow.

"Marshmallow waxing!" The host said as Chef brings out the bags of marshmallow and pours them in the pot, melting them down. "We're gonna wax every part of your body. If you can take the pain for full ten seconds, you can go to the next level."

"Oh, I so need this!" Lindsay giggled as she lies on the table, "I've been doing with nasty razor stubble for weeks." She glanced at Chef with a smile, "Turning to offset my tan, kay?" The cooker just tossed the melted marshmallow on her face, drawing out a muffled scream as the campers watch on in shock. As soon as it reached ten seconds, Chef peeled the wax off and the bombshell cried out in pain from having her stubbles torn out.

"Ouch, that had to hurt." Trent winced, "I don't think I would have made it through that one."

"That's because guys are total wimps." Gwen smirked, "When it comes to two things, beauty and pain."

"You got that right."

"Oh my gosh!" Lindsay gasped, feeling the smoothness of her face. "I can't believe how smooth that is. Thank, Chip!"

"It's Chris…" The host groaned as the bombshell returned to her seat, "Well done, Lindsay, since you didn't even complain once, you get to choose who goes next."

"No, thank…" Lindsay said before Heather leans down and whispering in her ear. "Uh, wait, I changed my mind. I choose Bridgette with lake leeches." Bridgette paled and the smirking queen bee gave her a cutthroat gesture. Chef dropped the barrel, filled with leeches, in front of the seated campers and gives it a few pats.

"He is off-limit, klutzy!" Heather growled at the surfer girl.

"Who's off-limit?" Naruto whispered to Owen and the oaf's answer was just a facepalm.

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**(Confession)**

"I know that I'm kind of dense when it comes to certain things." Owen sighed, "But Naru really takes a cake…Speaking of cakes, I am so starving for one now." The oaf holds his growling stomach with a grin.

* * *

"All right, Bridgette, time's a wasting." Chris grinned, "Get your butt in the barrel of leeches." Naruto glanced at the shaken surfer girl and feel something in his stomach that makes him uncomfortable for some reason. Bridgette stood up and walks toward the barrel before the redhead suddenly stand up with his hands on the desk.

"No, wait! I'll take her place." Naruto called out and his outburst earned a lot of different reactions.

"Aw, that is so sweet." Lindsay gushed and Owen nodded with her.

"Idiot, what are you doing!" Heather snarled, why does he have to step in for this floozy girl?!

"Oh, and if your victim can last ten seconds without saying uncle, you get eliminated instead. Which means you lose your chance to win this." Chris said with a grin, gesturing at the trailer and Naruto just walk over to the barrel as Bridgette just look at him with a small smile. The redhead stepped inside the barrel and just grinned at the campers.

"You know, it's not bad at all, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as the leeches just swim around him.

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**(Confession)**

"Oh come on, that counts as cheating." Gwen deadpanned, "I'm more surprised that Chris just forget that Naruto have a way with animals and living things."

_***Static***_

"I can't believe I forget about that." Chris smacked his head.

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"Now, Katie…" The host chuckled, "Your challenge is…pet the bear!" The tanned girl gasped in horror as the bear walks onstage with a growl. "All you do is just petting him for ten seconds and move on to next stage."

"N-N-Nice bear…" Katie stuttered, inching closer to the bear before the creature roared her, causing the tanned girl to faint on the spot.

"Ooh, that's bad…For her." Chris laughed and some campers glared at him as Chef carry the fainted girl to her chair. "If she wakes up, tell her to stock herself up with the wooden stock."

* * *

After several rounds which got DJ eliminated, the host chuckled at bee-covered Bridgette before he give the wheel another spin and the needle landed on picture of footprint. "Our next challenge will be spending ten seconds in a wooden crate with Sasquatchanakwa." Chris chuckled, turning to the campers, "Tough luck. Bridgette, you haven't complained in a while so you can choose the next victim."

"Heather." The surfer girl said without missing a beat.

"You'll regret it." The queen bee growled before glances at Naruto, "Idiot, don't bother stepping in for me!"

"You sure, Heat-chan?"

"Actually, I will not allow him to step in if there's animal or any creatures involved." Chris inputted, it's not fun if there are no tortures at all. He turns his head to see Chef pushing in a huge rattling crate. "Now, Heather, if you please." The host chuckled before Heather walk in as Naruto and Lindsay watch on with concern expressions. There was a high-pitched shriek, followed by a sound of thump and the sneering queen bee walks out after ten seconds.

"Um…What just happened in there?" Owen asked as Chef and Chris look inside to see a whimpering Sasquatch holding his crotch.

"Ooh…Medic!" The host called out before turns to Bridgette as the stock locked on her, "Sorry, girl, but you're out of the game."

"Yes!" Heather whispered to herself with a smirk before give the surfer girl a wave, "Sucks to be you right now."

"Now let's see who showed less courage than Heather and say uncle." Chris laughed, spinning the wheel and the remaining campers glances at each other with sweats.

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Trent, Gwen, Owen, Heather, Duncan, and Lindsay joined the eliminated group after another round of wheel of misfortune and it was Izzy's turn as Chef picks up the eels. "Remember, you have to last ten seconds by taking a jolt from the eels…Clear!" Chris reminded the crazy girl before the cooker electrified her with the eels.

"That was great! Hit me again!" Izzy laughed and Chef just shrugged before electrified her again as she laughs.

"Izzy, who's your next victim?" Chris asked with a grin.

"Ooh, me, me!" The crazy girl raised her hand in air with a giggle, "With the poison ivy spa treatment!"

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**(Confession)**

"Is it just me or is that girl some kinda crazy?" Leshawna asked with raised eyebrow as she tapping her temple.

_***Static***_

"…If she gets together with Whiskers, it's going to be crazy, if you know what I mean?" Duncan chortled.

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Chris pulls out his phone before calling the producers about Izzy's request. "It's Chris. Yeah, yeah, she wants to do it…Okay." The host turns to the crazy girl with raised eyebrow, "The judges will allow it, but they wanna know why."

"I just wanna see how it feels." Izzy answered with a grin and there was silence between her and the host.

"…All righty then…" Chris muttered, somewhat bewildered, as Chef wrapping the poison ivy around the crazy girl's head. The host checked his time before glance at the cooker, "Time's up, remove the poison ivy."

"No, no." Izzy waved them off, "It feels great."

"Um…You stuck it out, but sadly, you eliminated yourself." Chris take a few steps back away from the crazy girl, why does he always attaching the crazy people?

"Look how big my lips are!" Izzy giggled as she pokes her swollen face.

"Okay…Naruto, Leshawna." Chris glanced at the last two campers before shifting his eyes to the camera, "After twenty rounds of torture, we're down to two steely competitors and the sudden death round."

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**(Confession)**

"I did not make it this far to quit now." Leshawna said, "That trailer is bank and it's got my name written all over it. Whatever he got to throw at me, I'm gonna do."

_***Static***_

"Hmm, it seems that the challenge today was really short or is it just me, dattebayo?" Naruto asked with tilted head.

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"Leshawna, it's up to you." Chris grinned, "Your final challenge is the grizzly bear log roll."

"The grizzly bear say what?" Leshawna gasped.

"Um…Roar, snarl, and growl?" Naruto said and the sassy girl rolled her eyes.

"That was a rhetorical question."

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**(Dock)**

The host and the campers walk over to the end of the dock to see a smirking bear, standing on top of the log. "Meet…" Chris was about to say something but Naruto interrupted him with a wide grin as he waved at the bear.

"Molotov!" The bear's eyes widened and jump on the dock to give the redhead a hug as the campers stared at them with dropped jaws. "I don't see you for a while!" Molotov nodded at Naruto before licking his face, causing him to laugh.

"…You know this bear?" Leshawna muttered.

"Yet, I used to work with Molotov when the Russian circus came to Canada for their tour and it was about three years ago." Naruto chuckled.

"Hey, hey, I'm talking here." Chris grunted with glare before the host clears his throat, "To summary what Naruto just said…Molotov, the bear. Performs with Russian National Circus…He's also has been the European log rolling champion for the past twelve years." Molotov hopped on the log and starts to rolling it, "To win, you must last ten seconds on the log while avoiding certain death in the piranha infested water."

"What the fuck…" Duncan said with widened eyes as the piranhas jumped out of the waters with a snarl. Leshawna glared at the smirking bear in a stare-off before Chris popped over at her side with a grin.

"Leshawna, you could back out now."

"No way, I've seen scarier looking faces at the mall." The sassy girl glared, "I'm going in!"

Chris watches on as Leshawna takes her place on the log before snapped his fingers with a grin. "And go!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Leshawna cried out, attempting to keep up with the bear as the log rolls around under her feet. She take a glance at Molotov to see him smirking at her, causing Leshawna to growl before running harder and Naruto can see that the bear was starting to get worrying. "Ha!" The sassy girl stomped her feet, halting the rolling log and it caused Molotov to fall down on his groin. The bear whimpered as he rolls into the water by the log before come out furless, courtesy of the piranhas. "That's how I roll!"

"Leshawna wins! So Naruto is out!" Chris chuckled and the redhead just shrugged his shoulders since it was a sudden death round. "Since Leshawna wins the challenge, she gets invincibility and the grand prize…" The host gestured at the trailer with Chef in model costume.

"Yes, baby! Woo!" The sassy girl cheered.

"Congratulate." Naruto chuckled, watching Leshawna tossed Chef away and hugging her new trailer.

"While Leshawna checks out her trailers full of food, and we check out her blood pressure." Chris turns to the campers, "The rest of you can go to the confessional booth and vote off a camper other than Leshawna."

"Whatever! Just get me out of this!" Heather snarled, struggling to get out of the stock.

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**(Campfire)**

Chef howled at the moon on the cliff and the campers raised their eyebrows at the odd scene before Chris starts to speak to them. "Okay. So first up, we ran out of marshmallows."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Owen screamed, flailing his arms around.

"I've reviewed the confessionals to prevent another rig votes…We don't want Naruto bring his hunter persona back, right guys?" Chris chuckled as the nodding campers glance at chuckling redhead with gulps. "While I normally protect your privacy…"

"Not really since the cameras are everywhere, even in the bathroom." Naruto said and the host glared at him.

"…Anyway…I'm gonna go live with your confessionals!" Chris smirked as the screen appeared next to him from above.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Bridgette!" Heather grunted with crossed arms, "I don't need to explain my reasons at all."

_***Static***_

"I vote for Katie." Duncan shrugged, "Things are going to be bloody and I don't want her to get tied up in this…Princess, if you're watching that. Miss you, babe!"

_***Static***_

"Hmm…Umm…I don't know." Naruto scratched his head, "I like everyone here…Um…"

_***Static***_

"Katie." Gwen crossed her arms, "Nothing against her."

_***Static***_

"Heather." Bridgette rolled her eyes.

_***Static***_

"I'll choose Katie." DJ sighed, "She told me that she really missed her best friend and Cody so I guess it would be for the best to vote for her."

_***Static***_

Lindsay hummed to herself as she applied the lip gloss before blinked at the camera. "Oh, I forget I was here…Kate."

_***Static***_

"Hmm, me." Katie sighed, "It's just that I really miss Sadie and Cody a lot…

_***Static***_

"Um…" Naruto furrowed his eyebrows.

"Hurry up in there, idiot!" Heather's voice shouted from outside.

"Oh…Um…Katie? Sorry, it's really hard to pick." Naruto sighed.

* * *

Katie smiled, she don't mind if most of them voted for her because she was not the one to hold grudge against anyone. "Well, in the end, it's ten votes for Katie. So adios." Chris said, kinda disappointed that it don't stir up any kind of drama at all.

"Bye, guys!" The tanned girl waved at the campers before walk down to the dock of shame, can't waiting to see Sadie and her boyfriend.

* * *

**(Dock of shame)**

"Katie!" The tanned girl blinked before gasped to see Sadie standing in the boat of loser with Cody.

"Sadie! Cody!" She gushed as she hopped on the boat and hugging them both, "I miss you two!"

"Me too, Kat." Cody grinned at her.

"I'm so jealous of you! You get boyfriend first before me!" Sadie giggled and Katie blushed with a smile. They kept hugging and chatting as the boat of losers carries them away from the island.

"Aw, that's so sweet!" Izzy giggled with her fellow campers as they watch the ship disappeared into the fog, "Anyway…Party at Leshawna's trailer!"

"Wait, what!" The sassy girl cried out, turning to see the campers ran to her trailer, "Yo, get away from my baby!"

* * *

**(Leshawna's Trailer)**

"Does anyone else think that the challenge was short and little rushed today?" Gwen asked and some campers nodded as they raiding the mini-fridge, ignores Leshawna's protesting.

"Yeah, maybe they ran out of idea or something like that." DJ said.

"Who care!" Owen chuckled, "We have party here so don't sweat about the challenge." Some campers grinned at the oaf and Leshawna sighed, she doesn't mind as long as no one break a thing in her brand-new trailer.

* * *

**(Chris' Trailer)**

Chef entered the trailer with frown and raised one of his eyebrows at his boss. "What gives?" The cooker crossed his arms as Chris blinked at him, "It was supposed to be thirty seconds instead of ten seconds and some of the challenges were too easy…So what's going on?"

"Nothing…um…I'm rushing it because…um…I have a hot date coming up, yeah, a hot date!" The host chuckled nervously with sheepish grin and Chef lift his index finger to call bullshit on him but the ranging of phone cut him off as Chris quickly answer it. "Hello, Chris here…It is? Can you check it again? Thank."

"Who was it?" Chef asked as the host put his phone away.

"The producers…Just something that I need for one of the challenges." Chris grinned at him and the cooker stares at him for a while before shrugging his shoulders.

"Whatever…" Chef mumbled as he steps out of the trailer, never noticing the host faceplanted his desk with a furious groan.

* * *

**(Outside)**

A few days went by and it was morning, Leshawna steps out of her trailer with a yawn, and sit down on her lounge chair before resting on her arms with a smile. She glances at the dock and smirking as Gwen blushing at Trent, this girl is so crushing on him with denial. Leshawna blinked, hearing something whistling in air before there was an explosive behind her, causing her eyes to widened and turn to see…nothing but burning remaining of her trailer. "What the fuck!" Leshawna shouted out of rage, she bet that Chris has something to do with it.

"Arr, mateys, meet me at the amphitheater in five minutes." The host chuckled with his megaphone, "And I'll tell you about today's challenge."

"Oooh, this…" Leshawna mumbling under her breath as some campers come up to check on her.

* * *

**(Stage)**

Chris, in a pirate costume, smirked as he glances at the scowling sister stomping to the benches and sat down with crossed arms. "Well, my little, scallywags, have we got an adventure in store ye?" The host said before fixing his plastic parrot.

"…Say what, I don't understand you, dattebayo?" Naruto scratched his head, "And what's under the sheet?"

"Too bad, laddie…" Chris glared at the redhead before glancing at the campers with a grin, "Who here has a hankering for a good old-fashioned treasure hunt?"

"Mmm." Gwen rolled her eyes and the host glared at her.

"Now this treasure hunt's got a twist, mateys." Chris chuckled, "What you're looking for isn't hidden, and isn't treasure."

"If there's no treasure, then what's with the eye patch and the plastic parrot?" Duncan said with raised eyebrow.

"Arr, shiver me timbers." The host said as he tossed the parrot away, "Good question, me boy…"

"Is the twist that we have to find the keys for the treasures, dattebayo?" Naruto raised his hand in air.

"How did you know?" Chris blinked as some campers glanced at the redhead, how did he get it right?

"Um…" The redhead rubbed his head, "Lucky guess?"

"…Well…He's right…" Chris cleared his throat after Chef yanked the sheet away to reveal the chests, "Inside each of these chests is a treasure that will pamper you, landlubbers, and one of these chests will even give you invincibility. Ha-har!" The host laughed as the cooker grabs the bucket. "Now come round and pull a clue out of this bucket or you'll have to walk the prank."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Someone watch one too many pirates movie or whatever..." Gwen deadpanned.

* * *

"These clues will tell ye, where your key be stowed." Chris grinned as the campers pick out their clues from the bucket and glanced at them.

"Um…Bear?" Owen gulped, glancing at the image of bear on his chosen clue before the host appeared at his side with a grin.

"I was hoping you'd get that one, dude." Chris shifted his attention to Heather's clue, "Chef's fridge, nice! I hear he brushes it daily for fingerprints."

"Because someone here has been raiding my fridge for weeks!" Chef grunted, never noticing the fact that Owen was whistling innocently with shifty eyes.

The host peeks over Duncan's shoulder and give him a wide grin after saw the punk's clue. "That there is the septic tank for the washrooms."

"Meh, I can live with that." Duncan muttered with a shrug, nothing can be worse than the juvie's sewer that he used to sneak out of the juvie few times.

"Ooh, look like Naruto is lucky!" Chris chuckled as he takes a glance at Naruto's clue, "All he has to do is just taking the key from flaming hoop!"

"Awesome, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled and Heather growled, she really wishes that she have his devil's luck…How the hell can she get the key when Chef is guarding his own fridge?

"All you scallywags," Chris speak up after checking every camper's clues, "Go find your keys and bring them back by 6 pm…Eastern Standard Time…to open up the chest and get your loot. Fair thee well, young scallywags." He grinned at them with a wave before scowled at the confusing campers, "Get to it!"

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I don't know who came up with these lame-o challenges…" Heather said with narrowed eyes, "And memo to Chris, these pirates tights do not exactly flatter your legs, savvy?"

_***Static***_

"Whoo-hoo!" Owen hollered with fist pump, "I am all about the treasure hunt." His attitude just flipped from excitement to nervous as he poked his index fingers together, "The bears are a little concerning…But there's treasure!"

_***Static***_

"Let's see…S…S…" Naruto mumbled, flipping through a 'Pirate-to-English Directory' book.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

Naruto smirked, stretching his legs as he stares at the flaming hoop with hanging key and ran up to it before flipping in air and grabbed the key at ease. "Too easy, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, juggling his key.

"Naruto's experiences seem to be helping him with his challenge." Chris' voice announced from the loudspeaker.

"Hey, bro." Trent called out, catching Naruto's attention as he turns to see the musician walk up to him with a smile. "I'm supposes to get the key from the lake but there are sharks around and since you fed them regularly, what do they usually eat?"

"Oh, just some raw meats…Fishes are their favorite, dattebayo." The redhead grinned.

"Thank, I owe you one." Trent chuckled, walking off with a wave as Naruto nodded at him.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Heather nervously walks into the kitchen, her eyes scanning for Chef and slowly opening the fridge before turns her head to see the glaring cooker with the cleaver in his hand inside.

"…"

"…"

"…" The queen bee slowly closed the door and just walks away with frightened expression on her face.

* * *

**(Outside)**

"Idiot, I need your help." Heather muttered, walking with Lindsay at her side with the rope.

"Sure, I can see that Chef is giving you a hard time, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the queen bee scowled at him.

"Yeah…Listen, here's my plan…" Heather said with crossed arms.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Chef polished his chainsaw as he kept taking glances at everything, no punk is going to touch his fridge and get away with it. "Hey, Chef." The cooker look up to see Naruto walk in with a grin and sighed at the redhead.

"What do you want, brat? It's not suppertime yet."

"Well…" Naruto scratched his head, "I'm kind of curious if you can tell me a couple of war stories…"

"Why?" Chef raised one of his eyebrows.

"Because my challenge was too easy and I'm bored now, everyone is busy, dattebayo." The cooker stares at the redhead for a while before shrugged his shoulders.

"Sure…There was a mission that my units took…" Chef started to rambles on, not even noticing Heather slowly lowered down on a rope from a hole in ceiling. The queen bee slowly tiptoed to the fridge, open it without making a noise before taking the key and returning to the rope. "The enemy screamed like that…" Chef acted out with a screams, which covered up Lindsay's screaming as Heather dropped her key and she gasped silently before flipping upside down to catch the key.

"Whoa, that's awesome, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, the queen bee doesn't know if it was either directed to her or the psycho cooker's story as Lindsay slowly pull her out of the kitchen.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Gwen smirked as she pull the key out from the skunk's hole after flushing out the skunk with water, with Trent's help. She stood up and before Trent knows it, Gwen kissed him. They both never saw scowling Heather and confusing Lindsay hide behind the bushes as they stopped kissing and walk away together with smiles.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"That's just too much!" Heather snarled with tightened fists, "Everyone knows that boyfriend-girlfriend is just another way to say alliance." She crossed her arms, "And the only alliance on this island is me and idi…I mean…Um…" The queen bee stuttered.

* * *

Somewhere in the forest, DJ hugged the branch with a shiver as he look at the hanging key with chattering teeth. "Why me…" The giant whined.

* * *

**(Bathroom)**

Duncan stares at the toilet and shrugged to himself before the punk tossed a cherry bomb in the toilet. He took a few steps back before the toilet blow up, knocking up the dust and it took a few seconds until it cleared up to revealing a large gaping hole. Duncan chuckled, jumped inside and crawling toward the septic tank.

* * *

**(Cave)**

"Crap!" Owen gulped as the sleeping bear cuddled with him like if he was just a teddy bear.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Naruto covered his yawning mouth, Chef told him to beat it after share a few stories so he decided to take a stroll in the forest. "Whiskers time!" The redhead paled and before he can react, the familiar hands rubbed on his cheek with furious speed.

"O-O-O-Ooooooooooooo!" Naruto purred and Izzy giggled at his face before the redhead stopped her hands with blush. "S-S-Sto…" Naruto blinked at the crazy girl, "…Is that a snake on you?"

"Yet! He's really cute and feisty." Izzy giggled as the snake bit her head again, earning a sigh from the redhead. "I miss you so much…You and your whiskers!" The crazy girl grinned widely and Naruto scratched his head with blush on his face.

"Y-Yeah, I figure that much when you just rubbed my whiskers too long…W-W-Wait!" Naruto cried out, attempting to dodge Izzy's outreaching hands.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Okay, we've got to break up Trent and Gwen." Heather growled, watching on as Lindsay pulls herself out of the water with bee stings all over her body. "Here's the plan…I need you to go…" The queen bee blinked, "What happened to you?"

"Izzy tried to help…Bee stinging…Terror…Lost key…" Lindsay sobbed, the crazy girl helped her by taking the key from beehive but somehow the bees went after the bombshell for no reason and chase her off the dock. To make it worse, she lost her key somewhere.

"Uh…Yeah…" Heather mumbled, "Now here's the plan. First I need you to write a letter to Gwen then after this, you have to find Trent and lead him to me, watch for Gwen, and give me the signal."

"You can count on me." Lindsay said with another wince.

* * *

**(Cave)**

"CRAP!" Owen paled as the sleeping bear placed his opening mouth over the oaf's head.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Bridgette smiled at a cute rabbit, the creature was guarding the key and the surfer take a few steps before the rabbit roared with fangs. Bridgette screamed as she climbed the tree to get away from the scary rabbit. 'When did rabbits have fangs?' The surfer girl whined in her head, glancing at the rabbit hopping around the key.

* * *

**(Dock)**

Heather tapping her foot on the dock with crossed arms and checked her watch. "Where is she? I know I couldn't count on her." She snarled before noticing Lindsay bringing Trent and the queen bee turns around to get ready for her act.

"I just don't know what's up with Heather." Lindsay told the musician as she gesturing at crying Heather, "Maybe you should go talk to her." Trent nodded his head and walk toward the queen bee.

"Heather, what's wrong?" The musician asked.

"Nothing…" Heather sniffled and turns around, "Well, I don't wanna sound like a suck or anything but Gwen just been so mean to me and I just don't get why." She throws herself on Trent, "I-I don't think I can go on…" Heather pushes him away and sobbing on the dock post.

"Gwen's just kind of a hard girl to get to know, that's all. Don't take it personally." Trent said as he patting her shoulder, wondering why she don't go to Naruto and guess maybe it's something that she don't want the redhead to know about her problem.

Heather hugged the musician with another sob, "I'm just so surprised to hear you supporting her, you know? After all the horrible things that she says about you and…oops!"

"What!" Trent gasped with widened eyes as he pushes her back, "What do you mean?"

"I..I feel so terrible telling you this. I-I promised I wouldn't say a word…but…You should know that Gwen confided in the girls last week that she can't really stand you and think you're a total cliché, your music sucks, and she's only stringing you along to get further in the game."

"B-B-But…" Trent stuttered, "I thought me and Gwen had a real connection."

"Gwen is just playing you for your vote." Heather said as she buried her face in hands, "She played us all, and you're just so nice that I can't watch you fall for it anymore."

"Wow…" The musician sighed, "And all this time I thought she like me…she really said my music sucks?"

Heather nodded her head and she heard the bird call from Lindsay before take a hold on Trent's face. "Maybe Gwen thinks your music sucks, but I think you're really talented."

The musician was about to say something but the queen bee covered his mouth with her hand before she kiss the back of her hand, causing him to blinks at her. Heather peeked out of the corner of her eyes to see Gwen gasped at them with teary eyes. From the view of the goth girl, it look like Trent was kissing the queen bee with his arms around her and dropped her love letter as she ran off with silent sob. Heather pushed the musician away before walk away from him with a smirk and glanced back to see Trent screaming on the beach. 'Excellent.'

* * *

**(Cave)**

"Infinity crap…" Owen whined as the bear wake up with angry glare.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Oh, what happened to you guys, dattebayo?" Naruto gasped at the beaten and injured crocodiles. One of them whimpered to him and the redhead blinked at them before pulls out a bandage wraps. "Well, just let me patch you up."

* * *

**(Bathroom)**

Duncan grunted as he crawled out of the hole with key, he was wrong…it's worse than the juvie sewer. "Duncan!" The punk blinked as he looks up to see Leshawna, "We need you in alliance so we can vote either Trent or Heather out!"

"Huh? Why?" Duncan frowned.

"Trent just cheated on Gwen." The sister growled, "And to make it worse, it was Heather."

"…Are you going to tell the others?" The punk scowled and Leshawna nodded.

"Yet, I'm going to get everyone in the alliance."

"…Wait, just tell Naruto to vote Trent out." Duncan said and the sassy girl blinked before give him a nod, it's better to not tell Naruto about Heather since they're close and everyone know that the redhead would never vote against his friends until otherwise.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"All right, campers, meet me at the campfire in ten and bring your keys." Chris' voice squeaked out of the loudspeaker.

"Well, I'm off then." Naruto grinned at his crocodile friends and turns around to see Leshawna ran up to him. "What's up, Leshawna." The sassy girl leans in and whispered in his ear as the redhead's eyes widened before frowned.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I can't believe that Trent cheated on Gwen." Naruto growled, "She really don't deserve that!" He crossed his arms with narrowed eyes, "Trent is now on my revenge-prank list."

_***Static***_

"I did my bit." Leshawna sneered, "I've told everyone who listened about those two-timers…Well, I only told Naruto about Trent…Either way, one of them is history."

* * *

**(Campfire)**

The group stands away from Duncan, covering their noses and the punk rolled his eyes, why does everyone kept overreacting over a little smell? "Hey guys…Whoa, what stinks?" Izzy said as she joined the group and they blinked at the snake on her head.

"Um…Izzy, you've got a snake on your head." DJ gulped, stepping away from her.

"I know, but don't worry, he's friendly." Izzy giggled before the snake bit her and the campers gasped. "See? Kisses." The crazy girl grinned before fainted from the bite.

"Yar, it be time to claim your treasure." Chris chuckled as the campers check on Izzy, "Who's fortunate enough to bear a precious key, come forth with it." Duncan grinned before walk up to one of the chest and unlocked it.

The punk opened the chest and blinked as he picks up new cologne. "Is this the best you can do?" Duncan glared at the smirking host.

"My key won't open any chests." Owen said and the campers blinked at him since he was halfway out of the bear's mouth.

"Oh yeah…" Chris laughed, "I forget to mention that some of keys don't open up any chests."

"Oh come on!" Owen whined before jabbed his thumb at the bear, "Can you at least do something about him?" Two tranquilizer shots hit the bear but one of them hit the oaf before they dropped to the ground.

"I get some candies and chips, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Not bad."

"Oh, and look, an invincibility pass. Lucky me." Heather smirked, waving her prize around and some campers frowned at her.

"That's great, Heat-chan. No wonder why Chef was really fixed on the fridge, dattebayo." Naruto smiled as he ruffled her head before the queen bee swatted his hand away with light blush. Trent smiled as he pulls out soda bottles and shows them to the campers, only to have them glance away from him.

"I hope everyone got their treasure they were looking for…and more." Chris said after seeing that all the campers tried their keys and only DJ and Bridgette didn't get their treasures. "But now it's your time to do your duty and send one of you off the island for good. So cast your votes, and I'll see ye buccaneers back at the campfire after the sundown. Arr, ha-arr!"

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Look like Trent is going down." Leshawna said with a snap of fingers.

_***Static***_

"Trent…" Owen said dazed before fall down on the filthy floor.

_***Static***_

"You messed up, dude!" Duncan pointed at the camera with scowl.

_***Static***_

"I'm going to make you fear the corncob." Naruto juggled the corncob in his hand.

_***Static***_

"You leave us no choice." Bridgette shrugged.

_***Static***_

"I really feel like I made such awesome friends here and it's hard for me to vote anyone off." Trent smiled.

_***Static***_

"I'm really getting into this game." Heather checked her nails with a smirk, "I can play those losers like a violin."

_***Static***_

"FEAR THE CORNCOB!" Chef shivered.

"…Chef, why are you inside?" Chris' voice speak from outside.

"BEWARE THE CORNCOB!"

"Um…I'll leave you here…alone…" What the host didn't know that Naruto just told the cooker about the infamous corncob prank when they were swapping the stories.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"And now the moment we've all waited for, the moment of truth." Chris said with arms behind his back, "Marshmallow time! You know the routine, whoever doesn't get a marshmallow, it's curtains for you!" Most of the campers glared at oblivious Trent as the host tossed the marshmallow, "Gwen…"

"I'm outtie." The said goth girl catch her marshmallow and walk away from the campfire dejectedly, she can't stand being around this cheater. Some campers look at her with concern and Chris shrugged his shoulders before calling out their names.

"Izzy, Duncan, Leshawna, Lindsay, Bridgette, Naruto…" The redhead stood up and walks away as some campers raised their eyebrows at him but Chris just continued his announcement. "DJ, Owen. Marshmallows for the lot of you." Trent blinked, noticing that he was only one that doesn't get a marshmallow and released a gasp. "Sorry, dude, you're out."

"That's right, take your two-timers ways back to where you come from." Leshawna chuckled at the musician.

"What?" Trent gripped his chest, "But I thought I was getting along so well with everybody."

"I guess you were wrong." Heather smirked.

"You just don't care about your man?" The sassy girl snarled.

"Just playing the game." The queen bee waved it away.

"What's going on?" Trent asked with hands on his head.

"Quit acting, man!" DJ crossed his arms with frown.

"Yeah, you cheated on Gwen with Heather!" Leshawna yelled.

"What!" The musician yelled, "Where did you get this from?"

"From Gwen, she saw you kissing her!" The sassy girl pointed at the queen bee.

"But we never did kiss at all! she just covered my mouth with her hand and did this." Trent said as he kissed the back of his hand.

"Pfft, like the hell I'm going to kiss this John Lennon wannabe." Heather scoffed, "I'm not going to throw my first kiss away."

"Wait, that mean…" Leshawna widened her eyes with the campers.

"I got to tell Gwen!" The musician shouted before Chris shoves him into Chef's arms with a grin.

"Enough of these, you have an appointment at the dock of shame and Chef is dying to take you out for a lovely ride!"

"Wait!" Trent cried out as Chef tossed him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carried him to the dock of shame.

"I got me a pretty boy." The cooker joked with a chuckle.

"Oh, you do, you do." Chris snickered as the campers turn around and glared at smug queen bee.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Gwen stifled a sob as she curling up in ball, leaning against the tree and she doesn't care if it was too cold out because she felt so numb right now. The goth girl let out a whimper before she feels something appeared next to her and peeked out of her arms to see Naruto as he sat down next to her. "Go away." Gwen muttered but the redhead doesn't listen to her, "Don't you hear me, just go away! I don't want your damn pity!"

"Gomen, but I'm not leaving you here alone and that is not pity at all." Naruto said as he slowly placed his arm around her shoulders and the goth girl flinched. She relaxed, seeing that he never went any further after holding her shoulders.

"Why are you here?" Gwen muttered, fighting her tears back.

"For you." Naruto replied as the goth girl narrowed her eyes, "Like I said it's not pity…I just want to give you my shoulder to cry on, dattebayo." The redhead gave her a soft smile.

"…But why are you doing that for me…" Gwen sniffled, "We barely know each other…"

"That's true that we barely know each other but…" Naruto sighed, "I just can't stand around and do nothing if someone is in pain…" The redhead glanced at her as he rubbed her arm, "I really don't want to see you fall apart…So…Let it all out…Don't hold back…" Gwen looks up into his eyes to see that there was no pity…Just gentle and understanding. "Let it out…"

"…" The goth girl released a sob before wailing as she buried her face in his shirt. "H-H-How can he do that to me! Doesn't he know how hard I have to pour out my heart to him! He is a jerk! Jerk! Jerk!" Gwen sobbed as she hits Naruto's chest with her fists, "I-I-I thought we had a real connection! W-W-Why did he cheat on me after we got together just now…I really believe that he was the one that I can trust…I hate him…" Her punches slowly become lightly before she stopped and grasped on his wet shirt. "It hurts so much…" The goth girl starts to blabbing nonsense into his chest for a while.

"Gwen…" Naruto whispered softly as he stroking her hair.

"I don't want to go back to the cabin…They're going to pity me…" Gwen muttered, she hates to be pitied by anyone and she also doesn't want to be in the cabin with this girl that the jerk just cheated with.

"…I'm not going to lie, dattebayo…They will pity you." Gwen flinched at his sentence, "But they care about you a lot…We want you to know that you're not alone in this…You have us…" Naruto looks into her teary eyes and wiped away her tears with gentle care. "We are here to support you and we will help you pick up the pieces, dattebayo."

Gwen sniffled as she leaned into his chest, "Naruto…"

"Hmm?"

"Thank you…"

"No problem…" Naruto smiled, only to blinked as he heard a snore and look down to her to see that she just passed out from crying too much. The redhead sighed softly as he stands up with Gwen in bridal carry and walk toward the cabins.

* * *

**(Outside)**

After placing Gwen in her bed in the empty girl's cabin, Naruto stretched his arms out before someone called out to him. "Idiot! I need to tell you something." The redhead blinked as Heather quickly grabs him and dragged him away from the cabins.

"What do you want to tell me about, dattebayo?" Naruto asked with tilted head.

"…I…I kind of got carried away." The queen bee fidgeted as she told him the truth and the redhead frowned at her with crossed arms. "…I'm sorry…Please don't hate me…"

"…I don't hate you." Naruto sighed, "But I'm little disappointed in you because you hurt two people…" Heather bit her lips with teary eyes, "…And you can't tell me that you're sorry…You have to go and apologize to Gwen, dattebayo."

"…I will, I promise…" Heather sniffled, it always hurt her when she know that Naruto was disappointed in her.

"Good…" Naruto pulled her in a hug, "It's good thing that you told me...and remember, I can't hate you at all because I know that sometime you carry it away too much, dattebayo." The queen bee nodded timidly, "...I'm going back to my cabin." Naruto released her and walk away from her. Heather sighed softly, it was right thing to tell him before he find out from anyone else and may end up hate her, which really scared her a lot if it happened.

* * *

**(Girl's cabin)**

The next morning, Gwen's eyes fluttered as she sit up in her bed and wondered how she got in bed before remembering what happened last night with Naruto. 'It was nice of him to help me out…' The goth girl sighed, pulling her legs up to her chest and resting her chin on them with a frown as she take a glance at slumbering Heather. Gwen was about to get out of her bed but there was a huge sound of gong clanged.

"Campers! Wakey Wakey." Everyone stumbled out of their bed with screams as Chris' voice echoed out of loudspeakers. "Are you ready for a morning challenge? If not, too bad! Come see me at the lake, Mclean out!" Gwen groaned, quickly stood up and walks out to bathroom without taking anything but towel and a change of underclothes since she noticed that she was in her clothes.

"Girl, I gotta tell you something about Trent." Leshawna called out and the goth girl snarled at her.

"Not in mood!" She don't want to hear anything about this musician as she stomped away from the sister and Leshawna sighed, looks like she have to wait a while until the goth girl cool off before tell her the truth.

* * *

**(Lake)**

"Welcome, campers!" Chris grinned at the campers as they noticed two large platforms in the middle of the lake with stack of colored dueling sticks next to the host. "Our morning challenge is going to be a tournament!"

"Dude, it's almost five in the morning." Duncan grunted as the campers nodded sleepily.

"Yeah, I know." Chris chuckled, "As you see that we have two platforms out in the lake and guess what? We are going to have two matches going on at same time to speed things up." The host picks up the dueling stick, "The rule is very simple, you have to knock your opponent off the platform to advancing on next round and anything goes…Oh, and there will be some surprises, depending on what dueling stick you choose." Chris chuckled to himself as the campers glanced at each other and Naruto raised his hand.

"Um…I noticed that there are ten of us, does that mean one of the matches will get a bye?"

Chris blinked at the redhead and paused before shaking his head. "Oh right! Yeah, you're right." The host pulls out the box, "Why don't you guys come here and get your numbers to see who is lucky to get a match that will earn you a bye?" The group took their numbers.

"I get Ten." Lindsay smiled.

"Seven." Duncan grunted tiredly.

"Whoo-hooo! Four!" Owen cheered.

"One, that's fitting for me." Heather smirked as some campers frowned at her.

"I got five." Gwen muttered.

"Eight, dattebayo." Naruto grinned widely.

"Got three." Leshawna said.

"Um…I have two." Bridgette glanced at Heather and the queen bee narrowed her eyes.

"Nine!" Izzy giggled, waving her number around.

"Six." DJ gluped, he knows that he is bad at fighting and he may will lose right away.

"Ooh, Izzy and Lindsay will face each other for the bye, how lucky are they?" Chris chuckled, "Okay, guys, time to pick out your dueling sticks. Heather and Bridgette, you're on first platforms…Leshawna and Owen, second platforms and don't start until I tell you to."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"That's perfect!" Heather smirked, "I can't wait to knock this floozy hussy out! That's going to be fun!"

* * *

The queen bee sneered at Bridgette as she lifted her white dueling stick and the surfer girl has blue dueling stick. "Ready to lose?" Heather teased her as she twisted her stick.

"I hope Bridge win the game." Owen gulped with his brown stick.

"You and me." Leshawna said as she holds up her purple stick.

"Okay, battlers, are you ready?" Chris called out, "Well then…Chef, switch the sticks!"

"Say what?" The sassy girl blinked before scuba-cladded Chef jumped out of the water and grabbed their sticks before handing them their new weapons.

"Owen chooses brown so he gets the heavy stone stick." The host chuckled as Owen groaned with his heavy stick, "Heather now have two dueling sticks, Leshawna get a smaller twin dueling sticks and Bridgette…" The surfer girl dropped her jaw as she hold a broken stick, "Tough luck for you, girl…Now start the battle!"

"Oh crap…" Owen groaned as he struggled to raise his stick, glancing at smirking Leshawna.

"Sorry, nothing personal!" The sassy girl thrust her left stick into the oaf's stomach before raised her right stick up to hit his chin. Owen grunted, taking a few steps back with dazed look before Leshawna resumed her attack.

* * *

"I am so going to enjoy that." The queen bee smirked, swinging her sticks around as Bridgette ducked under the first one and pull her stomach back to avoid the second swinging. "Hold still, Klutzy!"

"Like hell I am letting you knock me off." The surfer girl whispered with narrowed eyes before brings her broken stick up to clashed against Heather's crossed sticks.

"You think you can waltz in and take him away from me." The queen bee hissed silently to Bridgette.

"Last time I checked, he's single and don't belong to anyone."

"Ha, you think you have a chance!" Heather mocked, "You were not there for him through everything in the past, I did!"

"I know but…" Bridgette narrowed her eyes as they bring their angrier faces closer, "I'm going to be there for him now and in the future. He deserves someone who cares about him and never badmouths him every day!"

"I call him what I want to! You never understand our bond!"

"You're just a childhood friend!" They both never noticed that Owen fall off the platform and Leshawna cheered. "He will never see you more than that!"

"You too! You're just a friend to him! I'm going to tell you to back off!"

"I know…but…" Bridgette forced Heather's sticks back with regained strength, "I decide to confess to him…Tonight!"

The queen bee gasped before growled with fury. "I…Told…You…To…BACK OFF!"

"NEVER!" They both tossed their sticks away and charged at each other.

"Catfight!" Chris laughed with glee.

"Boy, the match is really bringing their competitive out, dattebayo." Naruto said with concern, never know that he was the reason for their catfight. The girls trembled around as they attempting to shove each other off the platform before Heather elbowed Bridgette in stomach, stunned her for a moment and that's what Heather need. The queen bee pushed the surfer girl with all of her might and smirked as Bridgette fall off into the lake.

"And Heather advanced on to the next round." The host grinned joyful as he glanced at the campers, "Now…The next two matches are Gwen against DJ and Naruto against Duncan. Choose your sticks wisely and get on the platform!"

"Are you all right, Bri-chan?" Naruto asked as the surfer girl waddled into the shore.

"Yeah, I'm sure that I'm going to have some bruises." Bridgette rubbed her stomach with a wince. "Heather really hit harder."

"Yeah, she does." The redhead chuckled as he picks out the orange stick and glanced to see that Duncan grabbed the black stick before shifting his eyes to see that DJ took the yellow while Gwen just pick green. "I'm glad that you're okay. I really don't know that you were very competitive like Heat-chan, dattebayo." The surfer girl rolled her eyes at him, it was good thing that the queen bee and Bridgette were whispering to each other the whole time and Naruto will possibly feel guilty about it.

"You ready, whiskers?" Duncan called out and the redhead gave him a nod.

"Well, wish me luck, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, giving Bridgette a wave as he walk toward the boat.

"I will." The surfer girl smiled.

* * *

"You gotta kidding me…" Duncan growled as he holds up a q-tip.

"Umm…You're sure that it's safe to hit him with that, dattebayo?" Naruto asked the host before glanced at his flaming dueling stick.

"Who care if it's safe or not! Think of the rating that we are getting out of this!" Chris laughed.

"At least, it's not worse than these guys." Duncan said, glanced over his shoulder to see DJ with toothpick facing Gwen with…"Poor DJ, he has to go against the snake…"

"And…Game on!" The host pushed his air horn.

"Bring it on, whiskers." Duncan smirked, tossed his q-tip away and throws a haymaker punch. The redhead ducked under the haymaker, lashing out his leg to sweep the punk off his feet and Duncan stumbled to get up quickly, only to duck under the flaming dueling stick. "Hey, watch the Mohawk!" The punk ran his hand across his green Mohawk, satisfied that there was no single singed hair. He glanced at the smirking redhead before widened his eyes as Naruto lunged at him.

* * *

DJ whimpered, taking a step back as the snake slowly slithering toward the giant with a hiss. "Yo, Gwen! Can you get him away from me?" He glanced at the goth girl, only to see her staring at her feet with a sigh. "I know you're upset right now but the truth about Trent…"

Gwen's head snapped up with a glare, causing DJ to cowering. "I don't want to hear anything about this jerk!"

"B-B-But!" DJ stuttered.

"SHUT UP!" The goth girl grabbed the snake and throwing the creature at the screaming giant. DJ flails his arms around, attempting to pry the snake off him before tripped on his feet and slipped into the water. Gwen turns around on her heel with crossed arms and huffed to herself, why do everyone keeping trying to talk about this jerk?!

* * *

Naruto and Duncan panted heavily after trading blows and moves. "Not…Bad…" The punk panted, spitting out blood.

"You…Too…" The redhead wiped the blood off his mouth, slowly move in circle with the punk as they stared each other down. Duncan was first to make his move as he lunged with his fist in air. As soon as the punk got closer, Naruto slide under his guard and take a hold on Duncan's outward arm before twisted his body around as Duncan's body tossed in the air like a ragdoll. The punk cried out as he landed into the water and the redhead grinned.

"Gwen and Naruto are on their way to next round!" Chris laughed, "Now we will have Izzy facing Lindsay, who will get the bye and advancing to final match?"

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I know I have two more matches until the final round." Heather mumbled before she gives the camera a smirk, "But I already beat Klutzy and only Kooky girl is left…I told Lindsay to do one thing…"

* * *

"Um…Chad." Lindsay raised her hand, "I want to forfeit the match."

"Fine, your loss." Chris shrugged his shoulders before frowned at her, "And it's Chris."

"So you're letting her off because she gave up?" Leshawna raised her eyebrows.

"Nope, she has to wear this for the day." The host chuckled as he tossed a chicken hat to the bombshell, "And she also loses a chance to get a sweet reward."

"Awww…" Lindsay pouted as Owen patting her back.

"Now let's go on with the next rounds!" Chris throws his arms up in air with wide grin, "Oh, and we switched the secret weapons around so you won't know what you would get when you make your choice."

"Hmm, I'll take the red, dattebayo." Naruto said, taking the red dueling stick and walk toward the boat as the upsetting goth girl followed him with a black dueling stick.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I am so going to whipping this bitch good!" Leshawna scowled, "No one messed with my friend and get away with it!"

* * *

"And switch!" Chris called out before scuba-cladded Chef hands the contestants their weapons.

"…How the hell did you get producers to approve these crazy challenges?" Duncan asked with gaping mouth as Chef handed Gwen a chain. Heather smirked at Leshawna as she tapping a huge club on her shoulder and the sister scowled at a pillow in her hand.

"…What the fuck, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to himself, staring at a plant pot in his hands with widened eyes.

"…That would be telling." The host grinned sadistically, "Now fight!"

"I seriously think that you want us to get hurt so much, dattebayo." The redhead mumbled before turn to the goth girl and smiled at her. "Good luck, Gwen." The goth girl glanced at him for a brief and smiled softly.

"Idiot, don't just stand around!" Heather snarled as she attempts to club Leshawna, "Just throw her in the water!" The goth girl flinched as she shifted her glance to the queen bee and sneered at her. Gwen really want to hurt her like what she did to her with this jerk and there was one way that she can hurt Heather emotionally.

"Naruto!" The said boy turned his head to her with a blink. Gwen throws out all of her rational thoughts and take hold of Naruto's head before pull him in a deep kiss. The redhead's eyes widened in shock and his brain just shut down as the group watch on in many different reaction.

"Oh, damn!" Leshawna gasped.

"Oooh." Chris snickered as he leans back to the camera crew and whispered lowly, "Someone filming the girls!"

"…Fuck, we so are going to be in one hell of a storm …" Duncan deadpanned as Owen nodded at him with dropped jaw and Lindsay stared at them confusingly.

"Um…Looks like it…" DJ gulped as he glanced at Izzy, she was just grinning but her face was blank with glazed eyes. He shifted his eyes to shock-shelled surfer girl and wonder what she was thinking inside her head.

'Gwen…' Bridgette know that the goth girl did it to get back at Heather but seeing Gwen kissing the redhead really hurt her and she felt like she was betrayed by her friend. The surfer girl shut her eyes tighter, resisting to let the tears come out as she turned her head away from them.

"Oh, someone get me a close up on Heather's face! That's so rich!" The host chortled. The shocked queen bee stood there with gaping mouth and her eyebrow twitched.

* * *

**(Footage)**

"Now freeze it!" Chris laughed, "And rewinds it to the kiss!" The footage rewinds to the moment that Gwen kissed Naruto as he stared at her with widened eyes. "Now notice that when Gwen gives him a big smooch…" A circle mark appeared on their lips, "Did you see that? Our goth girl just slipped him a tongue! Heehee!"

The footage forwarded to Izzy's face before a few circle marks appeared around her mouth and eyes. "Izzy look happy and seems to be fine with it but her eyes said otherwise! Who know what she is really thinking inside and I would be lying if I said that I don't want to know what is going on in her head…And here's our biggest heartbreaking moment!"

Bridgette's upsetting face turned away from the camera, "It's no secret that our girl next door is crushing on Naruto so badly and to make it worse, the girl that kissed him is her friend…How awesome is that?!" Chris laughed manically as the footage finally stopped on Heather's face.

"It look like Heather don't saw this one coming!" Circle mark appeared on her eyes, "Noticing her twitching eyes? See how her mouth is close to snarl and can you sees her hands?" The footage shifted to her hands, "They are in fists! Which means that our queen bee will really blow up…WICKED!"

* * *

Gwen pulls away from Naruto, leaving a saliva trail between them and Heather exploded as soon as they stopped kiss. "Y-Y-You fucking bitch! I'll fucking kill you!" The queen bee roared as she jumps off her platform into the lake and swam toward their platform, ignoring the host's announcement that she lost. "I'll fucking gonna gut you, ripping your black heart out and shove it down your throat for what you did! I will make sure that no one will find your slutty body ever!"

"Whoa…" Chris muttered to himself, it looks like the editor may have a lot of work to censor some of cusses.

"So what?" Gwen scoffed, "I'm single, he's single, and you're with Trent so I can just kiss him whatever I feel like."

"I'm not with this motherfucking Lennon wannabe!" Heather roared as she jumped at the goth girl before Chef appeared right behind her and hold the queen bee up at arm length, on Chris' order since it will get out of control and may cost him his show. "Let me go! Let me go!" She kicked her legs at the air and Gwen blinked at her.

"Wait, what?"

"Trent don't cheat on you, she was playing us all!" Leshawna hollered before explaining everything that happened yesterday.

"So he never cheated on me the whole time?" Gwen whispered with widened eyes before she give out a sigh, "Oh…Naruto, I'm so…Naruto?" Most of the campers blinked at the redhead as he curled up in the corner of the platform, tracing a circle on the surface of the water with his left index finger and right hand touching his lip with a red face.

"I am going to kill you!" Heather growled, "I'll murder you in your sleep!"

"Hey, hey, it was your fault in first place and it's just a kiss, nothing big." Leshawna said with her hands on hip.

"Just a kiss?!" The queen bee snarled as she pointed at Gwen with glare, "Do you have any idea what this bitch just did? SHE STOLE HIS FIRST KISS!"

"…Say what?" The campers and Chef said in unison as they glanced at Naruto.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Um…Whoops?" Gwen giggled nervously with her hands in air, "How the hell would I know that I was going to have his first kiss?"

_***Static***_

"Die…Die…" Heather chanted, strangling a voodoo doll that look like a certain goth camper.

_***Static***_

"…My first kiss…" Naruto whispered to himself with blush as he touched his lips tenderly, "…Also my first French kiss…Dattebayo…"

* * *

"Okay, everyone, but Naruto and Gwen, get off and you two…Go back to fight each other!" Chris grinned as Chef restricted the angrier queen bee from invading the match again. Naruto slowly stand up and turns around to the goth girl before his eyes glanced at her lips, the memory of his first kiss played over and over in his head. It was too much for him before he fainted from overheating and Gwen gulps as she glanced at the girls, winced as soon as she saw Bridgette's downcast expression. "…Wow, that must be a knockout kiss and Naruto can't go on so it is Gwen's victory!"

"What! You can't do that!" Heather yelled.

"My show, my challenges, my rules." Chris beamed at the campers, "Okay, campers, take thirty and we will starts the semifinal match right away." Bridgette quickly walk away from them before Gwen follow her.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Wait, Bridgette! I have to apologize to you…" Gwen said before the surfer girl cut her off with a shaking of her head.

"Don't…" Bridgette whispered, "I know you were very upset and don't even think at all…But…it hurts." She fights back her tears as she hugging herself.

"Yeah…" Gwen sighed, she kinda know what her friend was going through when she thought that Trent was cheating on her. She slowly walks closer to Bridgette and hugs her from behind. "I know but I want to say it…I'm sorry for kissed him…I'm really sorry that I hurt you so much…"

"…I forgive you…I…I need to go to the bathroom to refresh myself…" The surfer girl muttered and the goth girl nodded as she watch her friend walk away with downcast eyes. Gwen sighed, turning on her heels and walk back to the lake.

* * *

**(Lake)**

Chris glanced at the dazed redhead and shakes his head lightly, 'Like mother, like son…' He sighed lightly, the host still does not believe that Naruto's claim might be true since there's a good chance that the redhead is like these people who lied to have their fifteen minutes of fame, but that was first time someone claimed to be his son…What if it's true and that he really has a son that…'No, he's not my son…' Chris ruffled his hair before checking his watch to see that there was about five minutes left and sighed, why is he worrying about the claim when he have a show to run?

"Gwen, are you okay?" DJ asked with concern tone in his voice as the goth girl showed up, "And is Bridgette okay too?"

"Yeah…We're okay…Sorry for everything." Gwen said and the giant waved it off.

"Okay campers!" The host said as he slides into his host persona, "Time for the semifinal round, who will be the one to face Izzy for the reward? Choose wisely!"

"Good luck, girl, 'cause you need one." Leshawna teased, taking the blue dueling stick and Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, for you." The goth girl smirked as she took the brown stick.

* * *

"Ugh…Why do I always get a lousy luck today?" Leshawna glared at dictionary book as Chef stands in front of her with two huge dueling sticks.

"Gwen is very lucky!" Chris chuckled as he swings his arm diagonal, "She managed to summon Chef-vater! Now Chef-vater will do all the fight for our goth camper! Start the battle!"

"Take this!" The sister chucked her book at the cooker, only to have it swatted away in midair and fall into the water. Chef glared at her with cruel smirk and Leshawna gulped.

"…"

"…"

"…Mercy?"

"What is mercy?" The cooker swings his dueling sticks and the sassy girl ducked before tackle Chef in stomach. "Nice try, girly, but you're years away from where I am!" The cooker shouted as he grabbed Leshawna's collar and tossed her into the water without any resistance.

"Ugh…So unfair…" Leshawna muttered after spitted out some waters.

* * *

"Are you ready to rumble?" Chris grinned at Gwen and Izzy as they both hold normal dueling sticks.

"Oh totally, I am!" The crazy girl giggled.

"Um…I think so…" The goth girl mumbled.

"Then…Fight!"

The girls stared in each other's eyes before Izzy grinned widely, "Let me ask you something."

"Uh…Sure."

"Is he a good kisser?" Izzy asked with coyly grin and Gwen blushed lightly.

"I…I…I don't know…I'm not…" The goth girl said before the crazy girl lunged with a swing and it took Gwen off guarded. She stumbled back, only to trip by Izzy's leg sweep before rolled to her side, avoiding the dueling stick's smash. Gwen quickly gets on her feet to block another swing from the crazy girl and shoulder tackle Izzy away from her. Gwen's eyes widened as Izzy flipped on the platform before lunged to her in air but the goth girl ducked under the crazy girl.

"Whoa!" Izzy cried out, slipping on the water puddle that was left by Chef early and the loss of her footing cost her as Gwen shove her off the platform.

"And the winner of the tournament is Gwen!" Chris clapped with a grin, "Chef, why don't you tell her what she just won?"

Chef coughed into his hand as he raises his cue card to his face, "Gwen won her own private bathroom that only she can use…Here's the key." The cooker tossed her a small sliver key, "Don't lose it."

"Okay, campers…" The host turns to the campers, "See you at…The second challenge!"

"Say what! We're not going to vote someone out?" Heather snarled, she really wants to kick that weird goth girl off the island.

"I never said that it was going to be one of these elimination challenge…I only said reward several time." Chris chuckled.

"That's true, dattebayo…" Naruto said with lightly blush, he was a little zoned out with the kiss.

"Ugh…" The queen bee grunted.

"I'll call you when it's time for the second challenge…FYI, it's at the dock." The host grinned, turns around and walks away with Chef.

* * *

**(Boy's cabin)**

Duncan smirked at Naruto with crossed arms, "So how was your first kiss, whiskers?"

"…N-N-No comment, dattebayo." His face matched his red hair as Naruto ruffled his hair and the punk chuckled at him.

"It's fun that you just knocked out from just a little kiss." Duncan said, glanced at the chucking DJ and Owen as they played the card game.

"Ugh…Don't remind me…" Naruto groaned as he buried in his pillow, "Wake me up when it's challenge time."

"Sure, Naru." Owen said with a grin as DJ groaned at his loss.

* * *

**(Outside)**

Lindsay hummed as she opened the grape soda bottle and speak to Heather with a smile. "I am so glad they included grapetastic pop in your reward yesterday." She glanced at her soda with a sigh, "It's totally my favorite! It's the only thing I've really been craving on the island."

"I cannot believe that Leshawna shredded my clothes." Heather growled, ignoring the bombshell as she check her ripped clothes that was destroyed by the sassy girl last night. "She is so gonna pay for this."

"Well, you did tricked Gwen and Trent into breaking up." Lindsay pointed out as she take a sip, "That's pretty major."

"Shut up." The queen bee scowled before snatched Lindsay's bottle, ignoring her gasp as she chug it down and spit it out. "How can you drink this sugar water?" Heather coughed as she throws the bottle away and Lindsay whined at her broken bottle.

* * *

**(Dock)**

The campers stood around the dock after receiving a call from Chris. "Today's challenge is a good, old-fashioned game of hide-and-seek." The host said with a grin as he walk up to the group, "You all get ten minutes to hide before Chef Hatchet comes looking for you. With his military background and advanced degree in man hunting, he's uniquely qualified to make this game excruciatingly hard." The campers glanced to smirking cooker with water gun.

"What's with the water gun?" Duncan said with a raised eyebrow before a laser dot appeared on his forehead as he looked at it cross-eyed.

"The lifeguard chair is home base." Chris explained as he walks over to the said chair, "When he finds you, Chef will try to spray you. If you escape his blast, you can try to run to home base but if he catches you on your way, he'll douse you."

"Ooh, so we're gonna get splashed by a bit of water." Duncan mocked with a smirk, "Now I'm terrified."

"Why don't you demonstrate, Chef?" The host grinned and the cooker snickered to himself before fired a huge blast of water at Chris from the water gun and it knocked him a good distance across the island. "Not on me, dude!" The host cried out in the distance as Chef rubbed his head with sheepish grin.

"So how do we 'win' this game?" Heather asked as Chris walk back to the dock, wringing the water out of his clothes.

"You've got three options." The host counted with his fingers, "One, don't get discovered in your hiding place. Two, run to home base before Chef blasts you. Three, once you've been caught, help Chef find other campers. Do any of those and you win invincibility. All clear?" Lindsay was about to ask him to repeat the rules but Chris speak up, "You have ten minutes to hide, go!" The campers ran off in random directions, leaving behind Lindsay as she looks around with widened eyes.

"Yah!" The bombshell cried as she ran off.

* * *

**(Cliff)**

Naruto grinned as he hugged against the cliffside. He figured that if Chef doesn't check the cliffside, he will make it since no one would think of it in first place.

* * *

**(Cave)**

Owen slowly walks toward the cave, his eyes glanced everywhere before cried out as Duncan grab him and pull him inside the cave. The punk shushed him and the oaf look around, noticing that DJ was with them. "Hey, guys, great hiding spot." Owen said, "Yeah!"

"Listen up, boys." Duncan said, "We're in trouble, okay? There are six chicks on the island and only four dudes."

"Yeah, so?" Owen shrugged.

"It's bad, dude!" The punk growled, "If I noticed it, chances are that sooner or later they're gonna notice it, too, and when they do, they're gonna pick us off one by one. We've got to do something about it."

"It's not like they're exactly getting along." DJ said nervously, "Remember this morning and yesterday?" They started to recall the kiss moment and the tension between the girls and Heather.

"Yeah, I don't know…" Owen muttered, "Lind and I are getting along very well."

"Let me tell you the truth about women." Duncan rolled his eyes, "They're all sisters, and when push comes to shove, they're gonna stick together." The punk throws his hands up in air, "Haven't you ever seen a chick flick before?"

"Well, yeah, but…" Owen slowly said but Duncan interrupted him.

"Look, man. Now's the time, when they don't see it coming, while we have element of surprise."

"Jeez, I'm not sure…" The oaf gulped and Duncan narrowed his eyes at him.

* * *

**(Cliff)**

"Aaaaah!" Naruto blinked and he looks up to see Owen, dangling in the air as Duncan holds him up.

"Are you sure now?" The punk smirked.

"Okay, okay, okay!" Owen cried out, "We'll form our own alliance."

"…Not that I'm gonna to say anything but do you has to hold him over the lake to get him in your alliance, dattebayo?" Naruto called out as the boys turn to him with blinking eyes.

"Naru? What are you doing down there?" Owen asked as the punk pulls him up.

"Um…Hiding, remember?" The redhead raised his eyebrow.

"Oh!" The oaf smacked his forehead and Duncan rolled his eyes as he makes some plans in his head.

"Hey, Whiskers, can you meet us in the woods in a few minutes?" The punk said, receiving a thumb up from the redhead. "Hey, Owen, let's go." Duncan dragged Owen back to the cave and Naruto shakes his head with a smile as he climb down the cliffside, keeping eyes out for Chef.

* * *

**(Cave)**

"Now we're all agreed. Guys united and save our butts from elimination." Duncan grinned, holding hand out.

"Agreed!" Owen and DJ placed their hands on top of the punk's hand before throw them in air.

"Oh, I am so psyched! a dude alliance!" Owen chuckled, "I love it, it's so manly!"

"Wait, what about Naruto?" DJ asked.

"Oh, he'll be in the alliance after this challenge. I sent him to the woods for a plan of mine." The punk said, "DJ, Owen, here's the plan…"

* * *

**(Woods)**

Chef slowly walk on the path, unaware that Izzy was shadowing him and only hide each time the cooker turns around. "…Someone is watching me…And it ain't the camera…" Chef growled, his eyes scanned the woods.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

Bridgette was thinking about a hiding spot as she walks into the campfire pit before gasped and snapped her fingers. She was about to take a step but a familiar voice called out to her and the surfer girl turn to see Owen waved at her from the woods. "Don't go this way, I just saw Chef going there!" The oaf said, "Come with me, I find a sweet spot!"

"Really? Thank, Owen!" Bridgette smiled as she follows her large friend.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

In the kitchen, Heather was hiding under the table with a scowl and mumbling to herself. "These bitches better not get invincibility…"

"Hey, Hazel!" The queen bee jumped, only to hit the table with her head and glared at Lindsay as she crawls out under the table. "What a coincidence. We are just, like, destined to hide together." The bombshell gushed.

"What?" Heather snarled, "What are you doing here? Can't you find your own hiding place?" The queen bee step closer to get in Lindsay's face, "This challenge is called 'Hide-and-seek', not 'hide in group and seek'!"

"But…" Lindsay whined with puppy eyes.

"Dig yourself a hole! Disguise yourself as a canoe! I don't care!" Heather shouted as she throws her arms up, "Just do it somewhere else!" The light came on and the girls glanced at the door to see Chef with a cruel smirk.

"This is my kitchen…" The cooker laughed evilly, "Also known as forbidden territory."

"Take her!" Heather shoved Lindsay into Chef and ran out of the main lodge, followed by screaming bombshell. Chef kicked the door opened and turns his head to see them running to the dock before fired his water gun. The girls never know what just happened, one minute they were running and the next minute, they were soaked and down on the ground. Chef smirked proudly as he step on them lightly like if they were his kill trophies.

"Now you two, wait here!" The cooker chuckled as he returned to the main lodge to check again to make sure that he doesn't miss any campers. After checking everything, he was about to leave the main lodge until he hear a sneeze from above him and looks up to see Izzy on the ceiling.

"Oops!" The crazy girl giggled, "I guess you heard that, huh?"

"…I just washed the…" Chef said, only to cut off by Izzy's foot to face.

"Yah, yah, yah!" The crazy girl shouted out as she flipped in air before landed on her feet and turn around to the cooker in stare down. Chef glances at his water gun before tossed it away and cracked his knuckles as Izzy cracked her neck in response. "Yah!" Izzy give out a battle cry as she charged at the cooker and trade blows to blows with furious speed. Chef was first to break it by shove her away with his palm, the crazy girl skidded on her feet before stopped halfway and wiped her mouth as the cooker smirked.

'Not bad, crazy maggot…' Chef thought as Izzy beckoned him to come. The cooker charged to her and trade another barrages of blows before the crazy girl dodge his punch by jumped into the air.

"Bye-bye!" Izzy giggled before kneed him in the face, sending him flying across the room as she jumped through the window. "You'll never get me alive!" Chef grabbed his tossed water gun and kicked the door open again to see the crazy girl running toward the dock. He chased her down as he pumping his water gun and aimed it on Izzy before fired it, sending her into the water.

"Yes!" Chef chuckled with fist pump.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Naruto yawned as he followed DJ and glanced at his giant friend, noticing that he was worrying about something. "DJ, what's wrong, dattebayo?" The redhead tilted his head.

"O-O-Oh, it's nothing." DJ stuttered and his redhead friend opened his mouth to say something but they heard Owen talking loudly.

"Just almost there, Bridge!"

"Um…You already said that five times." Bridgette's voice replied.

"Hey, was that Bri-chan…" Naruto asked, only to see DJ's hand scratched his birthmarks.

"Sorry, man!" The giant shouted out as he ran away from the redhead, grabbing Owen on his way.

"Um…What's going on?" Bridgette asked, turns her head back to see frozen Naruto and blinked at him. "Um…Naruto? Is there…Eeek!" She squeaked as her crush pulls her in hug and purred blissful, nuzzling his face in her hair. "N-N-Naruto?" The surfer girl blushed, glancing up to him and realized that he was in his purring mode like the first day they got here. Bridgette glanced around before hugging him with smile, glad that no one was around…

"I swear that teenagers are getting bolder each year." Her eyes widened as she glance to see smirking Chef and her face become redder.

"Um…It's not what it looks like?" Bridgette stuttered before the cooker fired his water gun at them and walks away from them.

"Enjoy your time with him." Chef chuckled, "Wait until everyone heard about that…"

"N-N-No, wait!" The surfer girl blushed heavily as Naruto purred on her.

* * *

**(Outside)**

"You think they're gonna be mad at us?" Owen asked.

"Oh, yeah. Big time." DJ gulped as he look down from the roof, they both decided to hide on roof of the main lodge. "…Is it me or did you hear something creaking?"

"Um, yeah, you're rig…Whoa!" They both cried out as they fall through the roof and stumbled out of the main lodge with dust.

"You guys are so busted." The boys looked up to see Heather smirked at them.

"Hey, I've got an idea." Lindsay said as she walks to the queen bee's side, "Since there are two of them, why don't I bust one of them so we both get invincibility?"

"Hey, I've got an idea." Heather lifted her index finger in air, "Find your own!" She snarled before grabbed the boys and dragged them to Chef as Lindsay blinked at them sadly.

* * *

**(Woods)**

After found Gwen under the grass blanket, the group of caught campers followed Chef before Heather glance around to see that her idiot was not around. "I wonder where idiot is hiding?"

"Oh, I caught him already." Chef chortled as he picks up a piece of green hair, "Brat must be still cuddling with this surfer maggot."

"Say what!" The queen bee snarled with a stomp, never noticed that DJ and Owen glanced at each other nervously, they just accidently fed the fire.

"Awww, I want to hug Red again." Izzy pouted.

"…I wonder where Duncan and Leshawna are hiding?" Gwen cupped her chin.

"How should I know?" Owen gulped nervously, "It's not like the guys are forming a guys-only alliance or anything!" Gwen turns to him with a raised eyebrow, "Okay, they are forming one, but Naru and I are not part of it…" The goth girl kept staring and he grasped his head, "Okay, you broke me! There is alliance, and I joined it! Naru will be in it after this challenge! I'm not supposed to tell you, but I did!" Owen sobbed, "There! Are you happy?"

"Wow, I really had to drag that out of you." Gwen snickered with a smirk.

"All right, you caught me!" Duncan shouted as they both turn around to see Chef carrying the punk out of the cave.

"Is that everyone?" Lindsay asked.

"What about Leshawna?" Owen pointed out.

"Leshawna?!" Chef gasped as he glancing around, "But I searched everywhere…" He paused, "The water!"

* * *

**(Dock)**

"What took you so long, sugar?" Leshawna smirked, sitting on the lifeguard chair in her swimsuit as Chef and his group ran into her sight. Chef smirked and nodded his head, proud of her clever idea as the campers ran to her and congratulating the sassy girl.

"All righty, campers!" Chris walks up to them with a grin, "Game's over. Time to pick the loser and send them home." The host glanced around, "Wait a minute…Where's Naruto and Bridgette?"

"Oh, I'll get the lovebirds." Chef chuckled as he walks toward the woods.

"They got together?" Chris blinked.

"Nope, the brat's in his bliss mode." The cooker answered, "Some fool scratched his whiskers."

* * *

**(Girl's cabin)**

"The guys are teaming up against us, and as much as it makes me wants to throw up, we have to vote as group if we want any chance of winning." Heather said to the girls with a glare.

"Well, I say we take Duncan out. He's mean and I'd tell him that to his face." Bridgette said and Leshawna nodded.

"Yeah, I don't trust this little criminal, even if he helps us out sometime." The sister admitted and it took a while until they finished their discussion.

"Hey, Lindsay." Heather whispered, "Vote for Bridgette, I want her gone today!" She remembers that Bridgette was planning to confess to her idiot and she can't have this happening.

"Huh, why?" Lindsay blinked at her, "I thought that we were gonna vote for Drake?"

"Just do it!" The queen bee snarled, causing the bombshell to nod with a gulp.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I'm starting to think that maybe Holly isn't nice person after all." Lindsay mumbled, "She is breaking the sisterhood's rule and Brittany is really nice person."

* * *

**(Dock)**

Naruto purred blissful as he hold on Owen's head and the boys was discussing about whom they will vote for. "So it's agreed. We vote Bridgette off." Duncan said with a smirk.

"No, wait." Owen whined, "We have to get her together with Naru so some of us can win the pool bet."

"Oh, really?" Duncan sighed, "Do you want to win measly changes or do you want to win the game and get 100,000 bucks?"

"Why not Gwen or Izzy?" DJ asked, he left Heather and Leshawna out since they have invincibility.

"Yeah, but everyone likes Bridgette, and she's great at sports. We might not get another chance, dude." The punk replied, "All in favor for booting Bridgette?"

"Aye…" The oaf whimpered.

"Yeah." DJ sighed and Naruto just purred on Owen's head.

"That settles it." Duncan smirked, "Here's to the guys' alliance."

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Ugh, my head…What just happened, dattebayo?" Naruto groaned as he takes his marshmallow and joined the lucky campers. Only Owen, Duncan and Bridgette were left.

"Sorry, man. It was wrong of me." DJ whispered and the redhead waves it off with a smile.

"There are only two marshmallows left on this plate." Chris said, "You each racked up a lot of votes. One of you is going home tonight and cannot return…ever. The next marshmallow goes to…" He picked one marshmallow up and tossed it, "Owen."

"Whoo-hoo!" Owen cheered as he stood up and walk to the campers.

"The final marshmallow of the night goes to…" Chris grinned.

"…" Bridgette stares with her mouth open.

"…" Duncan watches on with blank expression.

"…" The host flicked the marshmallow, "Duncan!" The campers gasped at the revelation, "Okay, that was a shocker. Even I'm shocked, and I know the answer." Chris admitted.

"…I'll walk you there." Naruto said sadly, he was upset that one of his good friends was leaving.

"…Yeah, thank…" Bridgette sighed as she stood up and joined Naruto to the dock of shame.

* * *

**(Dock of Shame)**

"That really suck that you're leaving, dattebayo." Naruto sighed as he ruffled his hair and Bridgette shuffled her feet.

"Yeah…Naruto, I need to tell you something before I leave." The surfer girl said with blush, she can feel her heart beating faster.

"Hmm? What is it?"

"…For weeks since we got here on this island…I really have a great time with you every time we hang out together." Bridgette said as Naruto chuckled, "I realized something when I'm with you…You were so kind, so sweet, and fun…I really like you a lot…I really want to go out with you." The surfer girl look up into the redhead's eyes, "Naruto, I love you."

"W…W…W…" Naruto stuttered with red face.

"I know that it's shocking for you so that's why I want to tell you to take your time and I will wait for your answer when we'll see each other…" Bridgette smiled at him softly and she felt very bold so she decided to lean up to him and kiss him tenderly. Naruto's face turn more redder as Bridgette broke away and step on the boat before turn to him with gentle smile and lovely eyes. "I'll wait for your answer…I love you."

"Y…Y…Yeah…" The redhead stuttered before fainted from overload. She giggled as the ship took her away from the island.

"About time!" Leshawna giggled as some campers snickered at the fainted redhead. Only Heather was not happy about it and growled at the retreating ship with deadly glare.

"I'll get him." DJ chuckled, walking over to lift Naruto and carry him back to the cabin.

"Lucky bastard, two kisses in one day?" Duncan laughed out loudly.

* * *

**(Outside)**

"…Oz!" Lindsay called out to Owen as he turned to her with blinked eyes.

"Yeah, Lind?"

"Well, after seeing Brooke confessed to Nikko, it gives me courage…" Lindsay blushed, "Oren, I like you, like, a lot. I know that I'm not smart and don't have a great memories but I really really really like you a lot."

"R-R-Really? Me too!" Owen stuttered with a grin and blush as he picks Lindsay up with a hug. "I like you a lot too!"

"Me too!" The bombshell giggled with a blush before they slowly kiss each other.

"What is that, a lovefest?" Heather growled lowly as she stomped past them.

* * *

**(Beach)**

Naruto stares off into sea, it has been three days after Bridgette's confession. "Hey, boy, still have her on your mind?" The redhead blinked as he looks to his side to see Leshawna sat down on the stair with a smirk.

"Um…Yeah…It's kinda shocking for me…" Naruto sighed, scratched the back of his head as he watches the other campers playing with Frisbee and he can see Heather was sunbath with her friend.

"Yeah, a love confession can do that to some people." The sassy girl nodded.

"Hmm, yeah…To be honest, I've never think of getting in relationship until Bridgette confessed to me, dattebayo." The redhead said.

"Really? You don't? Not even one fantasy about be with your crush?" Leshawna asked with raised eyebrow.

"…Well, yeah, I had a crush for a short time before…I guess that counted as thinking about relationship."

"Yet…Who was your crush?" The sister smirked at the blushing redhead.

"N-N-no comment, dattebayo." Naruto stuttered before standing up and called out to the campers, "Hey, toss me the Frisbee!"

'He so did that on purpose to avoid the topic.' Leshawna rolled her eyes as she joined them.

It wasn't long until the loudspeaker feedback, catching everyone's attention, and Chris' voice speak out with a chuckle. "Morning, campers! Your next challenge awaits you at the arts-and-crafts center."

"About time we have something to do." Heather grunted, she want to kick Gwen off right away for stole her idiot's first kiss.

* * *

**(Arts-and-Crafts Center)**

Chris pulled up his ATV and jumped off with a grin. "Welcome to the arts-and-crafts center."

"More like the arts-and-crap center." Duncan sighed with crossed arms.

"Yeah." The host grinned, "It used to be an outhouse…"

"How the hell is that an outhouse? It's huge, dattebayo." Naruto said.

"…Anyway…" Chris rolled his eyes, "Now it's where Chef parks his road hog." The host kicked the door open to reveal the cooker's motorcycle.

"Beaut!" Duncan grinned.

"Awesome!" Owen said in awe as DJ and Naruto nodded with him. The girls rolled their eyes at the boys' reactions.

"Which brings us to your challenge…" Chris chuckled, "Building your own wheels."

"Hot rods!" Owen cheered, "Awesome, give me five!" He holds out for Duncan, only receiving a glare. "Woo…" The oaf whined.

"You'll find all the parts you need in our bike depot." The host explained as he gesturing at the pile of dismantled bikes.

"Bicycles!" Owen cheered again before blinked at the campers, "Less awesome but still cool, right?"

Chris rolled his eyes, "Once you've collected the basics, trick them out any way you want using props from the arts-and-crafts center." Chris put on his helmet as he drives his ATV past them, "Best design wins…and to prove that I'm a nice guy, I'm even throwing the bike manual." The host tossed the said book at them.

"Ew! It's furry!" Heather said after caught the book and tossed it in air, only to be catch by Izzy.

"Cool! Mold spores!" The crazy girl giggled.

"Freak…We get first dibs." Heather called out to the campers.

"Oh-oh-oh!" Owen ran up to the pile, "I'm gonna make my dream bike!"

"Oh my gosh, me too!" Lindsay giggled next to him, "Every year at Christmas, I asked for a sunset sally bike but never got one…" She pouted.

"Really?" Owen gasped, "Maybe I will get you one for your Christmas…if you want me to."

"Oh, O! That's so sweet of you!" The bombshell hugged the oaf with a smile, earning a blush out of her large boyfriend. They both agreed that she can call him by O to make it easy for her to remember.

"Enough with mushy stuff." Duncan cut in as he dragged Owen away from his girlfriend and whispered to him. "If we want to vote the chicks out, then our bikes have to kick ass. Capiche?"

"Yeah!" Owen cheered.

"Hmm, I guess so." Naruto rubbed his head, focusing on find the bike parts that he need. He just agreed to join the alliance but the truth is that he only votes for whoever he wants and they don't know it.

"Guys' alliance…" DJ gulped nervously, the boys never know that Heather was listening in.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"The guys think they're so stealth, building their little alliances." Heather smirked, "It's kind of cute, really. But why work on your own bike when you can get someone to do it for you."

* * *

Heather stopped Lindsay on her way to the girls and whispered to her. "See that motor thingy with all the fancy exhausts?" She handed the bombshell a wrench, "Dismantle it and make it fast, before Chef shows up."

"But what about my bike?" Lindsay asked, "I want to win, too!"

"Of course, you do." Heather said, "But looks at it this way. Who else can I save your butt unless I win? We're BFFs, remember? Would I steer you wrong?"

"Yeah, we're BFF." Lindsay smiled before the queen bee pushes her into the arts-and-crafts center building and blocks the girls. "Oh, unh-unh." Heather waved her index finger, "We're going in first. You'll just have to wait your turn or you can save yourself the effort and not even bother." The girls glared at the queen bee before a seagull shit on her head, sent her running and screaming.

"Got to love Karma." Gwen laughed with the girls.

* * *

Naruto was working on his bike and chuckled as soon as he heard Owen farted from working too hard on the tire. "Whisker time!" A familiar voice cried out.

"Oh no-O-O-O-Ooooooooo!" Naruto purred out as Izzy rubbed his whiskers, "I-I-Izzy!"

"Hiya, Red!" The crazy girl giggled, "Come with me, I gotta show you the bike!"

"Um…" The redhead glanced back at the smirking boys before shrugged, "Sure. I'll check it out, dattebayo." He stood up and following the skipping crazy girl.

"Poor sucker. I hate to be in one of love web." DJ shakes his head with a chuckle.

"I hear you." Duncan snickered.

* * *

"Whoa, how did you do that?" Naruto said with widened eyes as Izzy modeled on her bike, made out of woods.

"Oh, my brother was a mechanic before he got run over by and developed a fear of motor vehicles." Izzy grinned, "Come on, let's take it for test-drive with me!"

"Really? But there's only one seat…" Naruto said.

"Oh, just sit here." The crazy girl patted the bike's seat and the redhead shrugged before he saddled the bike. Izzy grinned at him and before he knows it, she sat on top of Naruto's lap.

"I-I-Izzy?!" The redhead stuttered, only to scream out as soon as Izzy starts to pedal the bike as fast as she can. "Wait! We're going down the slope!" Naruto shrieked before they went down the hill.

* * *

Heather blinked at her nails, did she just heard her idiot give out a shriek? "Nah!" She shook her head before Lindsay hold out a doll to her.

"Look! It's an ugly doll with pretty hair, just like you!" Lindsay grinned and Heather was not sure if it was an insult or compliment. "I'm gonna use her for my bike." The bombshell smiled, only to see her leader glaring at her.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I think sometimes I say the wrong thing." Lindsay admitted, "Once I told my math teacher that his new hairpiece looked like my dog's butt, but he really took it the wrong way." She shrugged with a smile, "My dog has the cutest, curly, little butt. It was a compliment."

_***Static***_

"Who's the motherfucker that destroyed my motorcycle?!" Chef roared, holding his broken parts. "I just paid my last payments!"

* * *

DJ was testing out his helmet before Owen speaks up, "Do you guys remember your first bike ride?"

"Oh yeah!" Duncan chuckled, "I wiped out so bad, I popped my collarbone. You could see it sticking right out of my shoulder. It was so wick!"

"Oh, that's nothing!" Owen laughed, "I popped my arm right out of my socket. It took three doctors to hold me down while they slingshot it back into place." They both sighed, "Good times." They never noticed the paled giant dropped his helmet before placing a lot of armors on himself.

"Campers, time to judge your bikes." Chris' voice speaks out of the loudspeaker, "Put your pedal to the metal and meet me at the craft center."

"Aren't we at the center already?" Leshawna raised her eyebrows.

* * *

"Well, campers, we gave you the parts." Chris grinned as he walks up to the campers, "Let's see what you came up with." He glanced at Heather's bike, "Excellent aerodynamics, Heather."

"It only weighs two ounces." The queen bee gave him a smug smirk.

"Like her brain." Gwen mocked as the host walk to her bike.

"Spooky yet practical. Well done." Chris nodded as he walk to next bike, "Wicked 'mad max' mobile, Duncan!"

The host turns to Lindsay's bike and the bombshell smiled at him. "Go ahead. Ring her bell." Chris pushed the bell, only to hear nothing and look at the bombshell with weird look. "The real bell has sound effects like this." Lindsay said before neighed at the host.

'…That's horse, not bell…' Chris rolled his eyes as he passed her to the next bike and glance at armor-cladded DJ. "Dude? Seriously? This is lame." The giant looked down as the host walked to Leshawna's bike, "That's a nice bike there, girl!"

"Thank!" Leshawna grinned, her bike was just an normal mountain bike, made out of woods and few metals. "It's best to go with simple instead of fancy."

"Oh, I hear you there!" Chris chuckled before Owen rolled up to him on his small tricycle, "Owen, nice job…" He glanced around, "Hey, where's Naruto and Izzy?"

"Beat me, Izzy dragged him off to somewhere." Duncan shrugged.

* * *

**(Hill)**

Naruto screamed out, tightened his arms on Izzy as she snuggled up against his chest with her back. "Yah!" The crazy girl giggled out as the bike kept went down the longest slope.

* * *

**(Arts-and-Crafts Center)**

"Well, their losses, 'cause this is where it gets good." Chris grinned with raised fist, "We're gonna ride these babies…Hard!"

"Ha! Awesome, because my bike is built for speed." Heather bragged, "Right, Lindsay?"

"Totally!" The said girl nodded.

"Yeah, unfortunately, you won't be riding it, Heather." The host chuckled, "You'll be switching bikes!" The campers stared at him with widened eyes, "Yeah, cruel twist, huh? All righty, then see you at beach." Heather scowled at his back.

* * *

**(Beach)**

Chris rolled on his ATV and stopped in front of the campers with angry Chef. "Okay, here's how it works." The host explained as he pulls out his helmet, "Everyone picks a name out of the helmet to see whose bike you're riding. If your bike makes it across the finish line, then you get to ride it in the final round." The campers picked out and look at their paper, only Heather look unpleased by that.

"Hey, looky!" Lindsay walks up to the scowling queen bee with a smile, "I got your bike."

"Excellent." Heather pulls the bombshell to her side, "If you cross the finish line on my bike, then I get to ride and Gwen will be out here by night! So if it looks like you're losing, just push the red button." Lindsay nodded at her as she glanced at the red button on Heather's bike.

"Now before we start…" Chris spoke, "Has anyone seen Naruto or Izzy?"

* * *

**(River)**

"How the hell is that possible!" Naruto shouted out as the bike raced across the water and Izzy giggled at his screaming face.

* * *

**(Beach)**

The campers lined up on their chosen bikes before Chris nodded at them with a grin. "Okay, racers. Get on your marks, get set…" The host turned his head, "Paramedics on standby…And drag!" The campers took off on their bikes but a few campers don't take off.

"Hey, where's the pedals?" Owen shouted at Duncan, attempting to find them on the bike.

"Ugh!" Heather grunted out, trying to move her chosen bike but it won't even move an inch.

Gwen groaned out with teary eyes as the dust flew into her eyes, courtesy of Duncan on Lindsay's bike. "Okay, this is so messed up, but yee-ha!" The punk laughed out, "This is one booming ride!"

"I know, right!" Lindsay said as she pedaled past the punk.

'I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe!' DJ thought with smile, he was riding Leshawna's bike without any mishaps.

"Sweet ride, isn't it? Don't worry, nothing will happen to you." Leshawna called out to the giant on Gwen's bike. Somehow, she jinxed it as her bike fall apart under DJ's weight and he cried out. "Whoa!" Leshawna screamed out, crashed into the dismantled bike and fall down.

"Got to wear jock…" DJ whined in pain before cried out as soon as Heather crashed into them with his bike since she wasn't paying attention.

* * *

Back at the starting line, Owen scratched his head and look around the bike before staring at the skull on Duncan's bike. He grabbed it and pull to find out there was a string connected to the skull. "Huh?" Owen let go of it and the bike just revved before it took off at high speed. "Yaaaaaaaaaaah!" The oaf screamed out as he crossed the finish line, accidently buried Chef under the sand. The cooker waved his flag as Lindsay, Duncan, and Gwen crossed the finish line.

"Yes!" Chris chuckled, "We have three awesome wipeouts by Heather, Leshawna, and DJ! Four winners…Owen's fun machine, Heather's speed machine, Lindsay's sunset sally, and Duncan's lethal machine."

"Yah! How do I stop this thing!" Owen cried out on Duncan's still-going bike.

"Slam the hood ornament!" The punk called out and Owen did it before it sends him flying in the air and crashed into Chef.

"Awesome finish, Owen!" Chris laughed harder as he drove his ATV away from them, "It's time to head over to the TDI motorcross!"

"Is this the part where you help saving my butt from being voted out?" Lindsay asked.

"Not yet." Heather smiled at her, "We have to make sure we win this part of challenge, too. So get your 'A' game on."

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Ow, ow, ow!" Naruto cried out as they raced through the thorny vines, "Hold on, Alvin!" He yelled at the chipmunk on his head, somehow they accidentally pick the creature up on their way. Alvin squeaked out as his fur peeled out.

"Isn't it fun!" Izzy giggled, enjoying the feeling of Naruto's chest.

* * *

**(Beach)**

The three losers sat on top of the hill and watch the four finalists rolling up to the starting line. "Wow, sweet wheels!" Owen grinned at his girlfriend.

"I know, right?" Lindsay giggled before kiss his cheek, "For good luck, O…P.S. I love yours."

"Hehehe, yeah!" The oaf giggled with blush on his face as he pecks her cheek too.

"Dude…" Duncan pulled Owen's ear, "Enough with flirting and focus..Or I'll gonna kick your ass into next week."

"Focus, right!" Owen gulped with thumb-up, "Negatory on fun. Done!"

"Campers, welcome to the…" Chris said, "Moto…Moto…Cross…Cross…Challenge…Challege!"

"Dude, why are you faking echo?" Duncan deadpanned.

"Using your own bikes, you'll race the course, avoiding the hidden pitfalls." The host ignored the punk, "Cue the deathtraps! There's dodging the land mines…" Some exploded in front of the group, "Maneuvering though the oil slick, and finally, jumping the piranhas…" The piranhas jumped out of the water pit as the racers gulped, "Oh, and one more thing…Last one to cross the finish line will get boot off the island…No bonfire, do not pass go, do not collect a marshmallow."

"What…" Owen and Duncan muttered in unison.

"Okay, so here's our strategy…" Heather whispered to Lindsay, "We have to stick together so that one of us wins the race. You go first and clear a path through the mines."

"Uh-huh…" The bombshell whispered softly.

"Then go through the oil slick so I can see how to get through it."

"Okay…"

"If you make it through those two parts, then the third part is easy. Just keep the piranhas busy while I sneak though."

"Wait!" Lindsay gasped, "Then you'll win, not me."

"Exactly." Heather smirked.

"I was thinking it would be really fun if I won a challenge for myself for once." The bombshell really wants to have her first individual victory.

"Yeah, that's a great idea in theory." The queen bee rolled her eyes, "But then who would come up with all the new strategies to get us through to the next week?"

"Ri-Right…" Lindsay sighed, "Okay…"

"Don't worry." Heather said, "If the piranhas don't eat you, then you'll definitely be second, which means Owen or Duncan will be off the island…"

"But I don't want O to lose…" The bombshell whimpered.

"Ugh…He won't lose, I promise…" The queen bee scoffed softly.

"Racers!" Chris raised his arm in air before bring it down, "Take your positions…And go!" He watches on as the racers raced off into his deathtrap course. Owen was first to drop out, thank to the land mine, and he cried out as Chef ducked under him before a tire hit him in the head.

"Can't I have break!" The cooker groaned. It has been a bad day for him since someone destroyed his ride. Lindsay cheered as she launched into the sky from the land mine and landed right behind Duncan. The punk slide on the oil slick and fall down, soaking himself with the oil as Lindsay rolled by him, clearing the path for Heather in process. The bombshell widened her eyes at the upcoming piranha pit and tried to brake her bike but the speed of her bike actually carried her across the water and made it, only to balancing her bike between the land and the pit.

'Good!' Heather smirked, pushed her red button and the engine revved inside the bike's toolbox. It send her bike flying in the air, soared above Lindsay's head and landed on the finish line as Chef waved his flag.

"And we have our winner! Heather!" Chris announced on his ATV and the campers groaned.

"Yeah! You won!" Lindsay cheered, "We did it. We're safe!"

"That's not exactly true." The host stepped in, "Heather is safe because her bike crossed the line first, but since Duncan and Owen wiped out and didn't complete the race, they technically didn't cross the line at all, which makes you the last one to cross the line, which means it's 'Dock of Shame' time, baby!"

"Okay, I'm so confused." The bombshell said, she can't understand what the host was saying in one breath.

"It means I can't save you until I give you the victory." Heather explained, "But I can't do that, too risky. You understand." The queen bee smirked as she walks away.

"But I won." Lindsay grabbed her arm, "I even built your bike."

"I don't know what she's talking about." Heather laughed, "You should just leave with your dignity intact. It will make you seem much more cuter in the instant replays." The campers gasped at them.

"But we were going to the final three together." The bombshell said with widened eyes.

"Guess not."

"Aren't you even sad?" Lindsay asked, "We're BFF…"

"Yeah, for the contest." Heather shrugged with crossed arms, "It's not like we're gonna be best friends for life or anything."

"I can't believe you just said that but we pinkie-swore…" Lindsay gasped, "You mean I've been helping you all this time and you didn't even like me?"

"Truth?" The bombshell nodded, "Not really, no." Heather raised her eyebrow at the glaring campers, "What? We're not here to make friends. We're here to become celebrities, remember?"

"Ooh, that's cold, brah!" Duncan dropped his jaws.

"Oh, like you're such a team player." Heather flipped her hair, "All you do is go around scaring the crap out of everyone."

"At least I'm straight with people." The punk said.

"That's true." Leshawna nodded.

"Whatever!" The queen bee rolled her eyes, "I'm not going anywhere soon."

"This week, you are so mean!" Lindsay muttered, "And all that bad stuff people said about you is true…" She lashed out, "Like how you're a two-faced, backstabbing, lying, little motherfucker!" She flipped Heather the bird as the campers watched on. Chris and Chef glanced at each other with widened eyes. "I always told them they were wrong! I stood up for you because I thought we were BFF, but they're right! You are really a two-faced, backstabbing, lying, little, motherfucker!" She continued to ranting and cussing out.

"Dude, your girl has quite a mouth on her." Duncan whispered to Owen and he nodded at the punk.

"And guess what?" Lindsay growled, "I don't want to be BFF anymore. I'd rather spend the day staring at O's cute ass than shopping with you! And P.S., your shoes are tacky!"

"Yeah, you tell her, girl!" Leshawna laughed with the campers.

"Go jump in the piranha pool." Heather was about to walk away until everyone heard Naruto's voice.

"Stop this thing!" The redhead wailed out as Izzy's bike flew off the hill and into the water.

"Whoo-hoo! That was fun!" The crazy girl giggled as they stumbled out of the water, "What a rush! It makes me want to do something…like…like…" She turns around and jumped on Naruto, wrapped her legs around his waist as he hold her up.

"Izzy? What are you do…Mmph!" The redhead widened his eyes as Izzy kiss him, forcing her tongue down his throat.

"Whoa…" Leshawna blinked at the crazy girl's bold move. She takes a glance at Heather and smirked after seeing her gaping expression.

"Whoo-hoo! That was so great!" Izzy giggled after her make-out with Naruto.

"…" Naruto said nothing as he stared at her with dropped jaw.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I just swear that she was grinding on Whiskers." Duncan laughed, holding his sides.

_***Static***_

"Well, everyone was kissing him and I don't want to miss out." Izzy grinned.

_***Static***_

"Bitch!" Heather cried out as she throws her fists around, "I worked so hard to enforce a rule at my school that no bitch would come near my idiot! Now it's all ruined, thank to these bitches!"

* * *

**(Dock of Shame)**

The campers lined up to watch Lindsay leaving the island. "Thank for all your support, Greta. I love you, Lequisha." Lindsay said with a smile.

"Take care, girl!" Leshawna hugged the bombshell, "If it makes you feel better, we would have kept you on."

"Really? Thanks!" Lindsay smiled, "Kick Hanna's ass for me." She stopped in front of the boys, "Bye guys, see you at the finale." She turned to Naruto, "Can you look after O for me?"

"Sure, dattebayo." The redhead grinned at her.

"Thank…" Lindsay walk to the upsetting oaf, "Awww, I gonna miss you the most."

"Lind!" Owen wailed as he hugged Lindsay.

"There, there, O." Lindsay kissed him softly, "I love you."

"I love you too!" The oaf sniffed, releasing her and Naruto patted his back.

"Good luck, Holly." The bombshell said as she walk past Heather and climb on the ship. "I hope you get everything your karma owes you. Okay, I'm ready!" The ship sailed off as the campers watch on.

"Well, campers, anyone up for a movie night?" Chris chuckled, "Everyone, meet up at the campfire at night for the movie. See you later." He turned on his heels and walk away as the campers returned to their cabins but one of them followed him.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Chris whistled before someone calls him out and he groaned, he doesn't want to talk to this certain camper. "What do you want, Naruto?" The host rolled his eyes, thankful that there was no camera around.

"Um…Well…" The redhead rubbed his head bashful, "I was figuring that we would spend some time together to getting know each other…"

"Naruto, I don't know what kind of lies Kushina just told you but I'm not your father." Chris ran hand across his hair.

"She doesn't lie! It's the truth! There is a DNA test and it confirmed that you are my tou-san…Why can't you accept that I'm your son!" Naruto shouted at him.

"That's enough, Naruto! Enough of it! I told you and I'm going to say this time, I'm not your daddy! Kushina lied to you and if you're after money or fifteen minutes of fam…" He was cut off by the punch in stomach from tearful redhead.

"She never told a lie, you know that! I'm not either after these things! Don't you have any idea how long I have to wait for you to show up and take me in when kaa-san died! I thought you will accept me if I told you the truth! I always kept hoping that you will come for me because I need you! You…You…You bastard! I hate you!" Naruto cried out with tears before he ran away from the host as he winced.

"Wait…Ugh…" Chris groaned, the redhead was right about one thing. Kushina would never tell a lie in her life and if she did, everyone can see through it. "Great…" Chris muttered as he walks away from the woods, he was still denying the fact that the redhead was his son.

The clearing was silence until the cooker stepped out behind a tree with crates. "…The fuck?" Chef muttered with widened eyes, he just accidentally walk on their conversation when he was getting things ready for horror challenge. He frowned, starting to see some resemblances between Naruto and Chris. "Oh boy…" The cooker groan, it looks like he's going to have a talk with his boss. If the brat was telling the truth about DNA test, then it looks like Chris really screwed up this time.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

Heather noticed that there was something wrong with Naruto since the campers got together to watch the movie and some of the campers noticed it but they decided not to bother him for now. "He's coming out of the woods with a big, hacking chainsaw." Izzy grinned, "That's so cool!"

"Oh no!" Owen gasped, "Psycho killer man's going for the car!"

"Yo, fool couple, stop making out and start the car!" Leshawna throw her popcorns at the screen.

"They're gonna be chainsaw sushi!" Izzy giggled before hugged Naruto's arm out of fear as soon as the woman on the film screamed out.

"Great Canadian Cheese!" Owen jumped on his feet, "Now the car won't start!"

"Oh, man! I hate scary movies!" DJ looked away.

"Run!" Izzy jumped, "The Psycho's gonna get you!"

"Here comes the blood fest!" Gwen smirked before she gives a small frown, noticing that the redhead was not paying attention. "Something wrong, Naruto?" She whispered to him, only to get a headshake. The goth girl sighed lightly before watch the rest of the movie.

"Aw, the chainsaw psycho's going back to the woods." Izzy cheered, "He's getting away! Yah, good ending!" She jumped on Naruto's lap, "Izzy love scary movies!"

"Yeah…" Naruto muttered as the boys glanced at each other.

"Whoo! Am I ever glad that's over." DJ sighed as soon as the movie ended, "I really hate scary movies."

"Oh yeah? What scares you most?" Duncan smirked, "The part where everyone meets a grisly death or the psycho killer with…A HOOK!" The punk pulls out a hook, causing DJ to scream out and everyone, but Naruto, laughed at the cowering giant.

"Not cool, man!" DJ whined.

"Aw, come on, Deej." Gwen giggled as she packed the movie, "For a slasher flick, it was pretty tame."

"Yeah, there was hardly any hacking." Duncan chuckled, "Not like bloodbath two, summer camp reign of terror."

"No way, that's my favorite movie!" The goth girl perked up and starts to acting out some part of her favorite movies. "I love when the killer jams that guy's hand into the lawn mower."

"Or when he pushes the chick off the deck and then she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half." The punk grinned before they both speak in unison, "Or when he shoves that big dude's head inside the wood chipper."

"…I would shove his head in the wood chipper, dattebayo…" Naruto whispered bitterly and no one heard him but someone did and this person was about to ask him before Heather scoffed at them.

"Aw, looks like Gwen and Duncan have something in common than bad fashion sense." The queen bee crossed her arms, "It's just mindless guts and gore."

"Horror movies aren't mindless!" Gwen defended.

"Yeah, they're loaded with psychological trauma." Duncan supported her, "Look at DJ."

"Whatever!" Heather growled, "Do anyone have any idea what and when our next challenge will be?"

"Yeah…" Owen nodded before they hear the boat revved loudly and walk toward the dock to see Chef tossed the bags on the boat with the host.

"Yo, Chef, where's the fire?" Duncan asked but the cooker stared at them with fear before jump on the ship and they sailed out as fast as they can.

"Dude, you forget that!" Owen called out, picking up a backpack before blinked at the newspaper and opened it to read the headline out loud. "Escaped psycho killer on the loose. Be on the lookout for a man wearing hockey mask with a hooked hand and carrying a chainsaw."

"He's on the loose!" Izzy giggled.

"Oh come on!" Heather muttered, "They don't expect us to fall for this. Scary movie followed by hasty exit, followed by strategically placed lame prop."

"I-I-I don't know." DJ stuttered, "Chef looked pretty spooked."

"Please!" The queen bee rolled her eyes, "It's all their part of their little stunt to freak us out."

"If it's was a stunt, would Chris leave behind his hair gel?" Owen raised the bottle, drawing out gasps from the campers before Naruto grabbed it and throw it at the sea with angry expression.

"Whoa, this is for real!" Gwen cried out, it seems that no one noticed Naruto's angry face.

"Let me get this straight." DJ gulped, "Chris left us for dead, and now we're alone, while that escaped psycho killer with the chainsaw is on loose?"

"No, we're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook is on the loose." Duncan pulls out a hook with a chuckle as the giant screamed on top of his lung.

"I told you, dude, not funny!" DJ whimpered.

"Ugh, neither is your chicken-little routine." Leshawna rolled her eyes, "Get a grip, bro."

"I can't help it." The giant replied, "I felt like I'm being watched."

"Duh, it's a reality show!" Heather said with narrowed eyes, "We're always being watched."

* * *

**(Monitors Tent)**

Chris laughed at the monitors, "Heather's right and tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real-life scary movie with special guest appearance by the escaped psycho killer with chainsaw and a hook!" The host raised a hook with a smirk. The camera stopped recording and it wasn't long until he heard his phone ringing on the other side, Chris turns his head to Chef as the cooker puts on his costume. "Hey, Chef, can you answer it for me?"

"Sure…" Chef mumbled, picking up the phone and answered it. "Hello? Chris is little busy, may I take a message?" The cooker blinked, "Oh, hello, doctor." Chris jumped with paled face before he ran to his co-worker to steal the phone back but Chef holds his head back at arm length.

"Gimme! Gimme!" Chris shouted, flailing his arms around but the cooker ignored him.

"Hmm, ah, yeah, yeah…Oh, it's matched…Yeah…" Chef nodded his head as he listened to the doctor on phone, "Can I ask you a question? How many times did he have it tested?" His eyes widened, "Fool say what?! Seventy-one times?!" Chef glared at sweating host, "Oh, I'm going to beat it into him…Talk, beat, same difference! Thank, bye." The cooker tossed the phone at the host and glared at him. "…Seventy-one times?"

"Um…Maybe he got it wrong again?" Chris said nervously.

"He said that seventy-one out of seventy-one matched…" Chef sighed, "Look, it's not my business but you have to accept the fact that Naruto is your kid…"

"Wait, how did you know that it's Nar…"

"I overhear you two few hours ago." The cooker grunted, "I know that you're having hard time with the knowledge that you have a son but I think you should just give him a chance, maybe he'll grow on you."

"Ugh…But he has friends…Just go and scare some kids…" Chris mumbled, waving him away.

"Fine…" Chef sighed as he walks toward the exit, "One more thing…Brat really went through a lot of things and he doesn't need friends for this, he needs a family...You're all he has left." The cooker stepped out and walk toward the campsite.

The host sighed, "I…I need more time…"

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Okay, look." Gwen sighed, tried to calm the campers down. "It don't matter whether this is real or a challenge. We need a game plan."

"Yeah, yeah, we need a game plan." DJ whimpered before Heather leans in with scowl.

"You little fright wigs might need a game plan, but I need a shower!" The queen bee walks past the campers.

"Are you crazy?" Gwen deadpanned, "First rule of slasher films, never go off alone."

"I might actually listen to you if I were in a movie." Heather replied with an eyeroll, "We're being punked. You're so gullible…Hey, Chris, if you're listening, next time rent one that take place at a summer camp!" She turns to the campers with hands on her hip, "If you losers want to hang out around and play boogeyman, go ahead. But I have got a date with exfoliation."

"And the bossy, mean chick seals her fate." Izzy giggled lowly as the queen bee walks off and make a slicing sound effect.

"Wow!" Owen gasped, "You're really good at sound effects!"

"I say we go back to camp and talk strategy." Gwen ordered her fellow campers, "Who's in?" Duncan shrugged his shoulders before walk off, followed by the campers.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I'm really scared, man!" DJ shivered, "But I'm more worrying about Naruto, he actually doesn't say a word since the movie started…Maybe he's scared inside?"

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Okay, rule number one, do not go off on your own." Gwen paced around the campfire as she warned them about the rules of slasher film. "Rule number two, if you do not go off on your own, never go in the woods…Rule number three, if you do go in the woods, never, ever, ever make out in the woods, or you will die in the woods." The goth girl scanned the campers before she noticed that they were missing one more camper, "Where's Izzy?"

"Breaking rules one and two." Duncan chuckled, "She said that she want to hunt the psycho killer dude."

"She's doomed!" Owen gulped.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Yo, psycho killer man!" Izzy called out, her voice echoed through the forest. "Come out, psycho killer! Let's fight!" She giggled.

'Crazy maggot be crazy!' Chef rolled his eyes behind the hockey mask before he appeared behind the crazy girl and the cooker inhaled deeply, startled the girl. Izzy quickly turns around to see the killer with revving chainsaw and she screamed out, running away from him. She may be a crazy but not crazy enough to go against a chainsaw. The cooker chased her down and cornered her at the cliff.

"Noooo!" Izzy screamed out as Chef picks her up with his hook and carry her away to the monitors tent.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

Naruto slumped on the tree stump, glance at the chart that Gwen set up, with all campers on it. "Okay, now that I've drawn a chart of all the players." The goth girl said as she turns around and blinked. "We can…Where is Owen and DJ?"

"DJ had to take a leak, so he took fatso with him." Duncan answered with a smirk.

* * *

**(Bathroom)**

DJ glanced around nervously, "Okay, no matter what, you do not leave, not if you hear a psycho, not if you see a psycho, not if a psycho is slashing you to bits."

"Buddy, don't worry!" Owen chuckled, "I got your back." The giant nodded as he entering the bathroom and the oaf whistled before he hears the familiar song of ice-cream truck. "Ice cream? Whooo-hooo!" Owen cheered, running off to the source of the song.

"Hello?" DJ whispered inside the bathroom before he gasped at the sight of Heather with green facial mask and screamed loudly.

"DJ, it's me." Heather raised her eyebrow, "Heather?" The giant ran through the door, leaving behind the DJ-sized hole. The queen bee sighed as she stepped into the shower and let the water running down her body. She stared at her feet and frowned as she remembers this afternoon when Izzy just make out with her idiot. That is the third time that Naruto got kissed by someone that is not her and she felt that it was unfair.

She believe that she deserve to be with Naruto because she has been there for him through everything. She was there when his mother died, she was there when he got stabbed by his stalker, she was there when he was having hard time, and she was there when he was still alone. She wants to be there for the rest of his life and she felt afraid that she's losing him to these bitches who were not there when he need someone…She realized that she don't like the idiot because…she truly love him more than anyone and it kept growing everyday.

* * *

**(DJ)**

The screaming giant kept ran across the island, even the underwater with muffled scream and before he knows it, Izzy slapped across his face. "Wha…" DJ looked around to see that he was in some kind of tent.

"Dude, you're safe." Chris said with a grin.

"I am?" DJ sighed, sitting down and flinched when he saw Chef in his psycho costume.

"It's just Chef." The host informed, "He was gonna scare the bejabbers out of you, but apparently Heather beat him to it."

"Bro, did you see her face?" The giant shivered, "That was some serious ugly going on."

"…True, but you still bailed before Chef even got a crack at you." Chris smirked, "Speak of which, you're up, psycho man." Chef nodded and walks out with a smirk.

* * *

**(Bathroom)**

Heather turns off the shower before give out a growl when she hears someone breathing heavily out of her shower stall. "Not funny, pervert! Get lost!" The sound of heavy breathing increased before she slammed the door open, "I'm serious! Get lost, perv…" She stared at the killer with widened eyes.

"…"

"…"

"…Aaaaah!" Heather screamed loudly before fainted on the spot. Chef shook his head as he pick the queen bee up and carry her to the monitor tent.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Heat-chan?" Naruto blinked at the sound of his friend's screaming as Gwen returned from her search for the large boys.

"Where's Leshawna?" The goth girl asked with her hands in air.

"She went to get some chow." Duncan jabbed his thumb at the main lodge.

"Oh, come on! Don't anyone even listen to me?!" Gwen huffed out as she sat down next to Naruto and crossed her arms. It wasn't long until they heard the screaming of the sassy girl. "See, I told you to never go off alone!" The goth girl groaned out, burying her head in hands.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream." Owen hummed as his eyes glance around for the truck, he never noticed that he was followed by the killer until the psycho tapped the oaf's shoulder. "Oh, hey, did you see any ice cream truck…" Owen blinked at the killer before give out a bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

**(Monitors Tent)**

Chef dragged the fainted oaf in the tent and dropped him. "He is so going to have a nightmare after that." Chris chuckled.

"Dude shouldn't bail out on me early." DJ pointed out as they stared at downed Owen.

"Everyone better got a piece of brownies before he get up." Leshawna said, taking one piece of brownies and ate it.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"I guess DJ and Owen bit the dust." Gwen muttered as she crossed the said campers out, "You know what really ticks me off? That I was trying to help them."

"Live and learn, sweetheart." Duncan smirked as he set the sticks on fire.

"You are really a pyro, aren't you?" The goth girl placed her hands on hip.

"So? I like burning stuff." The punk shrugged.

"We could set his trailer on fire, dattebayo." Naruto whispered softly that not even the audio can pick it up. Gwen and Duncan glanced at each other with concern about the sulking redhead.

"Um…So is that why you went to juvie for?" Gwen asked the punk, trying to get Naruto away from something on his mind.

"Like I'd tell you why I went to juvie." Duncan scoffed, accidentally set the chart on fire.

"Holy shit!" Gwen ran off, "I'll get water!"

"Now it's down to us…" The punk smirked as he stood up and walk toward the dock. "Don't die, Whiskers."

"Whatever…" Naruto muttered as Gwen ran back and doused the fire.

"Hey, where's Duncan?" The goth girl looked around for the punk.

"He went off to looking for the psycho, dattebayo." The redhead sighed.

"Ugh! You know what!" Gwen throws her bucket down, "I'm getting a sandwich…" She takes a glance at the sulking redhead. "Come with me, Naruto." The said boy sighed as he stand up and follow the goth girl to the main lodge.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Gwen was making a sandwich and Naruto rested his head on the table with a frown. "Naruto, did something happen?" The goth girl walk to him and sat down to eat her sandwich.

"…Nothing…"

"It doesn't sound like nothing. I heard you saying that you want to shove someone's head in the wood chipper when we were talking about the death scene…What's the deal?"

"I told you, it's nothing, dattebayo…" Gwen sighed, placing her hand on his shoulder.

"Naruto, remember what you just told me back at the woods when I thought Trent was cheating on me…I want to repay you by helping you." The redhead glanced at her before he sighed.

"…It…It's just that I'm really pissed at someone…This person won't accept the truth and said that it was just a lie…accused me of something that I'm not…It really make me angry at this person, dattebayo."

"Who?" Gwen asked with raised eyebrow.

"…I can't say who because it's really personal thing…" Naruto sighed before they noticed that there was a person with chainsaw and a hook in the room with them.

"I wasn't born yesterday, dude. Please! We just watched a scary movie with an escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook, and here you are running around." The goth girl rolled her eyes and the redhead frowned at the psycho, noticing that person was white with purple hair. Where did the producers found this guy?

* * *

**(Monitors Tent)**

Duncan peeked in the tent with a smirk and a hockey mask in his hand, "Someone loses this?" He faced against Chef on the dock and won the battle.

"Way to go!" The campers cheered.

"Hey, coolio!" Izzy pointed at the monitor with a grin, "Red and Gwen are taking on the psycho killer."

"Wait a sec!" Duncan glanced at Chef, "If Chef's in here then who's in the lodge with them?"

Chris stared at the monitor with widened eyes, it's a real psycho killer and he was in the lodge with Naruto…His…His…His son! "NARUTO!" The host screamed out and ran out of the tent, followed by the campers and the cooker.

"Gwen!" Owen cried out.

"Naruto! If something happened to him, Kushina's ghost will kill me for good!" Chris cried out to Chef, never noticed some campers glanced at him with raised eyebrows, they never heard of Kushina person before.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"Back off, dude. I'm in foul mood, dattebayo." Naruto growled as the psycho killer stepped closer to him.

"Okay, I know the actors don't have speaking parts but you catch us at bad time." Gwen sighed, "Just come back at other time…FYI, invest in a dental plan and some toothpaste." The psycho killer take another step closer and the redhead growled at him, he just warned him that he was in a bad mood and don't want to deal with a bad actor.

"I…Told…You…To…BACK OFF!" Naruto roared, kneed the psycho killer in groin and headbutted him, breaking the mask in process. As soon as the killer dropped on his knees, holding his groin, the redhead roundkicked him away and knocked him out.

"Gwen, Naruto! He's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!" The group cried out.

"What!" Gwen gasped, glanced at the downed killer.

"Naruto!" Chris quickly hugged the said boy before hold his shoulders back and look everywhere on him. "You're not hurt, aren't you? Did he hurt you at all?!" Naruto blinked at him with widened eyes and the host widened his eyes, glanced back at the confusing campers. "Um…Because we don't wants you…um…to slap us with…um…lawsuit, yeah! Lawsuit is bad for us, hehehe." The campers rolled their eyes, of course, he don't want anyone to sue him for money.

"Um…Yeah, I'm good, dattebayo…" Naruto glanced at the host, he knows that Chris was just covering up but it give him a small hope that his father was starting to accept him. Behind the campers, Chef smirked at them.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

The group watches the police offices carries the unconscious killer to the police boat and sailed away from the island. "Well, it's obvious to everyone that Naruto wins invincibility." Chris said with a grin as he patted DJ's back, "and, sadly, it's equally unanimous that DJ walk the dock of shame since he was only one who screamed and bolted without the escaped psycho killer even being there." The host chuckled, "But no hard feelings, dude. You will be missed."

"Aw…Group hug!" Owen said and everyone nodded before give DJ a group hug.

"Bye, DJ, we'll miss you, dattebayo." Naruto smiled at his giant friend.

"Yeah, me too…Glad that you're okay now." DJ said as he walks toward the boat of losers and waved at his friends before it sailed off.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Whoa, that was one crazy emotional ride for the campers!" Chris grinned at the camera, "There was so many anger, tears, and mushy stuffs! But our redhead camper is one lucky dude, can you believe that he just got three smooches from three different chicks?" He chuckled, "Plus I'm sure that you, the viewers, said 'About time!' when Bridgette finally confessed to him. Now we wonder what will happen next time…What would Izzy and Heather do to beat Bridgette since she took the lead in Naruto's heart? Will Naruto finally make his decision? Who will be next to walk the dock of shame? Find out on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ISLAND!"**

* * *

**(Outside)**

Naruto sighed, he was so tired from emotional drain and he can't believe that a lot of things happened to him in just short time. He smiled a small smile before blinked at the incoming queen bee. "Oh, Heat-chan?"

"…Idiot…" Heather growled at him as she walks closer to him, "Answer me something…"

"Um…Sure?" The redhead blinked again and the queen bee glared at him before pull his collar closer to her.

"Which one did you like the most?"

"Nani?"

"Did you like it when weird goth girl do this!" Heather kissed him deeply, causing his eyes to widen.

"Um…"

"Did you like it when Klutzy do this?!" She gives him another kiss, this time a tenderly kiss. "Or did you like it when Loony do this?!" Heather wrapped her legs around his waist and make out with the redhead…Is she grinding on him?! "Well?! Well?!" Heather stood up and glared at the blushing redhead.

"…"

"…" Slowly, Heather's face turned red as she just realized what she just did…She just gave him her first kiss and…Did she just grinded on him?! "D-D-Don't think deeply about these kisses! It was just a question, it's not like I love you or anything like that!" She turns on her heels and ran away, "IT'S JUST A KISS!"

"…" Naruto dropped on his knee and screamed to the sky, "AM I IN SOME KIND OF MANGA OR SOMETHING, DATTEBAYO?!"

* * *

_Contestants: Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Leshawna, Naruto, Owen_

_Eliminated: Beth, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Justin, Katie, Lindsay, Noah, Sadie, Trent, Tyler_

* * *

**And this ends our fifth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**I'm going to be honest with you guys, I really have hard time with writing Katie's personality because in TD series, she don't talk a lot until Sadie is around, did I get her personality down? Was anyone happy that she's voted out?**

**Anyone like the extra challenge? I just created it just to make things interesting between the campers and I admitted that I'm not good with emotional stuff but I'm sure that some people would react like that.**

**I know some of you will say that I took out the disgusting foods challenge and I will tell you why I did that…It's because I noticed that it only happened when there was even numbers of boys and girls but in this story, there was more girls than boys so that's why I did it, you can say that the new challenge was a replacing challenge.**

**Were anyone shocked by Gwen's surprised kiss? I think it would be more interesting to deepen the rivalry between Gwen and Heather. Like it or hate it?**

**I will not reveal who was Naruto's crush, even if you guys asked me, I will never reveal it until later in the future, just to let you guys know.**

**Did everyone like some moments like Naruto's anger toward Chris and how Heather felt about the kisses? I admit that I may get the emotion wrong and I bet some of you will say that it feel too rushed for the emotional moment but I tried my best to make it work.**

**I give some of you a glimpse with Chris and Naruto, the host is getting around the fact he have a son but it will still take a while until he fully accept it but he's getting there. Anyone fine with how he is in denial or not?**

**You now can see that Chef is starting to acting like an uncle-figure (Semi-father-figure, depending on how some view it) to Naruto. Like it or not?**

**We are almost there at the end of Island arc, whoo-hoo! I will let you know that there will be one filler chapter right after Island arc and before action arc. That's all I can reveal for now.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it and if you excuse me, I'm going to play Sims 4 to see what's the big deal about it and relaxing for a little while.**

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	6. Island: Dramatic and Special Moments

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**Chapter 6: Island: Dramatic and Special Moments**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Island, there was really a lot of hormones messing around with our campers." Chris chuckled, "During these, we just witnessed heartbroken moment, caused by our queen bee…" The footage of Heather tricked Gwen with Trent, "Followed by the unexpectedly kiss of redhead and goth campers…" Footage of Gwen kissed Naruto, "Somehow the kiss set off the chain reactions and Naruto was either lucky or unlucky to be in the middle of it, I'll say he's lucky since he get a lot of smooches!" The host winked at the camera, "We finally witnessed the confession of the surfer gal…"

"I love you, Naruto." Bridgette said as she look into Naruto's shocked eyes in the footage.

"During these events, we just kicked our unwanted campers off the island and now we are down to seven campers! Who will make it to the final? Who will walk down the dock of shame? What will happen to our favorite and fan-favorite redhead camper? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!"

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**(Outside)**

"Are these flowers for Lindsay?" Naruto grinned at Owen as they walk to the main lodge with the remaining campers for their breakfast.

"Yep!" Owen nodded with wide grin, "Pretty flowers for a pretty and sweet gal! Think she will like them?"

"I'm sure she will like them, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "Hope they will last until you see her again, right?" Naruto blinked after hearing nothing from his large friend and glance behind to see nothing in his sight.

"Wasn't there just a 300-pound bag of joy talking to you?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow as the campers walk over to the redhead camper and he opened his mouth to say something but a voice from above them cut him off.

"I am only 296!" The campers glanced up to see the hanging oaf, "Someone set a trap…" Owen muttered and before they know it, a large cage entrapped the campers. "Or two!"

"Good morning, campers!" Chris chuckled as he walks to them with a beaver on his head, "Or should I say trappers? Ready for today's challenge?" The host pulled out a knife, drawing a few horrific gasps out of campers, "Excellent! Then let's chat about it over chow, shall we?"

"…He's coming back to untrap us, right?" Owen whined as they watch their host walk away from them. A knife flew in air, cut the rope and dropped the oaf into the cage, freed the campers in process. "Good aim…" The oaf groaned out.

"I'll say, dattebayo." Naruto nodded, helping his large friend up.

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**(Main Lodge)**

"Pasta?" Gwen shivered, attempting to pull her spoon out of the bowl but it won't even budge.

"Campers, there are only seven of you left on Total Drama Island." Chris announced with a grin, "After tonight's dramatic bonfire campfire, only six of you will remain. We're nearing the end, people, so look alive."

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**(Confession)**

"What are my chances of winning?" Duncan shrugged, "I'd say they're pretty darn great because anyone who doesn't vote for me is a dead man." The punk's face gets closer to the camera with a snarl, "Are you listening out there, all of you who have been kicked off? If you don't vote for me, I'll find you!"

_***Static***_

"Well, I would never think that I will make this far, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "I also never think that there would be a lot of things that just happened…" His face turned red as he remembered the kisses.

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"Today's challenge involves making like our province's great rangers and game wardens." Chris chuckled, "You'll each have eight hours to trap an animal."

Duncan raised Owen's arm in air with a smirk.

"Got one." The punk chortled and the host rolled his eyes.

"An wild animal, which you must bring back to the campfire, unharmed."

"Oh, come on! Naruto can win this challenge easy!" Leshawna throw her arms up in air and the said camper chuckled as he scratched his head.

"I know." Chris nodded, "That's why we are going to give Naruto a extra challenge, instead of trap one animal. He will have to trap five animals!"

"Fair enough." Duncan deadpanned.

The host cleared his throat, "Rangers and game wardens often have to relocate animals for their own good and the good of campers."

"For my good?" Gwen growled, "I might have to barbecue my animal! I'm starving to death!"

"Funny that you should mention that, Gwen." Chris winked with a grin, "Reward for winning today's challenge is meal of all of your favorite foods!"

"I am so winning!" Heather smirked, shoving the disgusting food away from her and glanced at Naruto as he placed the empty bowl on the towering bowls and grabbed another bowl of ramen. "Idiot, that's enough of ramen!" The queen bee shouted and he look up in her eyes before she looked away with a blush, recalling the event from another night.

"Okay, campers, follow me!" The host waved them over as he walk out of the main lodge with campers in tow.

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**(Lake)**

The campers blinked at a new boathouse on the dock, they swear that the place were not there early. "Everyone, choose an animal assignment." Chris grinned as he jiggled the helmet in his hand.

"Chipmunk." Owen blinked at his paper.

"Frog?" Leshawna muttered.

"Raccoon." Duncan smirked, it look like it's going to be easy ride for him.

"Duck?!" Gwen deadpanned.

"Deer! Yes!" Izzy cheered, "Bagging a doe!"

"Um…Beaver, crocodile, snake, fox, and…A tiger? Where the hell did you get these animals from, dattebayo?" Naruto raised his eyebrow at the host.

"Bear?!" Heather gasped, "Are you kidding me?!"

Chris shrugged his shoulders with a smirk, "Tough luck, Heather, it's only animal left…And it's better than tiger." The host chuckled and some campers nodded their heads.

"These degenerates get cute little froggy and wee baby ducky and I'm supposed to trap a bear with my bare hands?" The queen bee snarled with a glare.

"You do get sixty seconds in the boathouse to gather any equipment that might help." Chris said, attempting to calm the angry bee down.

"Unless there's animal trainer…" Heather muttered.

"Well, I am…" Naruto slowly raised his hand up before bring it back down as soon as his childhood friend give him a deadly glare.

"…I don't think it'll be adequate." She growled as she throw her hands up, "This is ridiculous!" She was about to walk away until the host lifted his index finger.

"I don't think I've mentioned the penalty yet."

"I. Don't. Care!" Heather huffed, "I'll taking it!"

"Loser cleans the communal washrooms." Chris informed. That stopped the queen bee in her trail, quickly turns on her heels and walk back to the group. Everyone knows that Owen just made a huge stinking mess and it just clogged up the toilet.

"Sorry!" Owen giggled nervously, "I think I ate too much of that delicious paste." The oaf sighed blissful as he lets out a fart.

"All right, campers." The host chuckled, "You have just one minute in the boathouse to grab your critter-catching gear." The campers quickly enter the boathouse and starting to search for things to catch the animals. Gwen smirked as she pulls a net out of the barrel and Heather attempted to snatch it from the goth girl, only to end up having a tug-of-war. It wasn't long enough until they paused to stares at Duncan with a sledgehammer.

"Um…You're gonna trap a raccoon with a sledgehammer?" Gwen raised her eyebrows.

"You may want to rethink that." Heather agreed with the goth girl for once.

"…" The punk tossed the sledgehammer aside and pick up the chainsaw. "Ah, thanks for the tip." Duncan chuckled with manically smirk as the girls resumed their tug-of-war before they end up entrapped with each other and Naruto chuckled at them.

"I got a paper towel!" Owen cheered, "Yeah, woo!"

"Um…I think a burlap sack will help you more than a paper towel, dattebayo." The redhead snickered, handing the said object to the oaf.

"Oh, right! Thank, Naru!" Owen grinned before he blinked, "Um…You're not going to get anything to catch the animals?"

"Hmm, nah." Naruto shook his head, "I think I'm good."

"Ten seconds left!" Chris announced from outside and Izzy quickly pick up four crates before ran out with a laughter.

"Is that legal? Can she just…" Duncan muttered, somewhat bewildered, only to be cut off as Gwen and Heather crashed into him. The goth girl was about to get up until she noticed the can on floor and it was…

"Duck bait? Yeah, that'll work." She smirked at her luck, releasing the net as Heather stumbled back and fall into the bucket.

"Ugh, I think there's still fish in here." The queen bee groaned as she struggled to get out of the bucket.

"The net's all yours." Gwen giggled as she walks past her enemy, "And P.S, it'll never hold a bear."

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**(Confession)**

"I don't know." Gwen shrugged, "I guess I have a chance if I made it before Naruto does. Let's put it this way. If I don't think I could win, do you really think I would be in this dump?" The goth girl starts to count with her fingers, "Putting up with the revolting food, giant bugs, and cameras in your face all day is one thing." Gwen growled as she crossed her arms, "But Heather? Only 100,000 could make me live with her."

_***Static***_

"I assume I'm the favorite to win, beside idiot." Heather said, filing her nails. "I mean, look who's left? Weird goth bitch, a criminal, a fart machine, a psycho hose beast, Leshawna, and hottie…Wait, I-I-I mean idiot!" She stuttered before calming herself down and coughed into her hand. "We're not here to make friends. We are here to win and that is exactly what I plan on doing."

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The campers walk out of the boathouse with their chosen equipments before Heather ducked under the hook and glared at Izzy as she pulls out a tranquilizer gun. "Score! Tranquilizer gun!" The crazy girl giggled as she turned the gun to the campers, "Look!"

"Could you please aim the other way!" The queen bee shouted, she don't want to be shot at by a loony girl on nationwide show!

"Everybody ready?" Chris chuckled.

"Yes!" The campers nodded.

"No!" Heather growled but the host ignored her and announced the start of the challenge. Naruto was about to walk off but he glance at the queen bee.

"Need help, dattebayo?" The redhead asked.

"No! I don't need your help for this one." Heather mumbled with faintly blush, usually she will accept it but she can't look at her idiot after their kiss and she don't want it to be in the way of her victory.

"Okay, good luck with it." Naruto waved at her with a smile as he walks into the forest.

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**(Woods)**

Gwen smiled to herself as she watch the duck taking the bait and the goth girl poured some bites out in front of her. "Come here, ducky, ducky. Let's get it over with." Gwen said, that is so easy challenge and she can't wait to taste her favorite foods again. She was about to catch the duck, only to have the duck beeped at her and ran off so fast that it reminded her of the roadrunner from the cartoon show. "…The fuck?" The goth girl muttered with widened eyes.

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"Come here, you damn froggy!" Leshawna shouted, attempting to catch the evading frog before she fall into another deep puddle. "Oooh, froggy gonna pay."

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Naruto smiled at his crocodile friend as the creature carry the snake on his back. "Thank for help, Croc…Shall we go to the beaver dam next, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and the crocodile nodded with the snake.

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Heather groaned out as she dragging the heavy trashcan to the cave and turns to the cave with a sneer. "Ahem, look. I'm no bear whisperer, but I've got some garbage here." The queen bee said as she jabbed her thumb at the trashcan, "So just come and get it!" Heather jumped at the sound of roar and she ran off, screaming for her life.

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"Hey, buddy. Hey, little pal." Duncan whispered to the raccoon as he slowly inching closer to the creature, "Come on. Let's go for a walk." The punk blinked at the sound of chitters and turn his head to see a group of angry raccoons. More raccoons appeared behind them and Duncan chuckled at them. "So that's how it's gonna be? I didn't want it to come to this but…" The punk pulls out his chainsaw and the raccoons kept chittering to each other before they combine together in one giant robot-like creature. "…That's more than what meets the eye."

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Chef whistled a tune, carrying the trashcan before he heard someone shout out a banzai and felt something hit his ass. "…Tell them it was the crazy maggot…" He mumbled before fainted on the ground with three tranquiller darts in his back.

"Whoops!" Izzy give the camera a sheepish grin.

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"I hate this fucking show!" Gwen shouted out as she chased the fastest duck, where did these people get this duck from?!

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Duncan screamed out as he dodged the raccoon missiles from the giant creature and one of the raccoons hit the punk, knocking him off the cliff. Duncan groaned, standing up from the crater and blinked at the raccoon on his head.

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"The naturalist is at one with the wild." Owen narrated as he crawls on the branch toward the chipmunk, "he is part of it. Making eye contact with his fellow creatures creates peace, create brotherhood." The oaf stares into the chipmunk's eyes with a grin, "We are one, little fellow, yes. We are one and you're the only thing standing between me and victory. Still, I love you." The creature jump and bite into his nose, causing him to cry out and fall down to the ground with the chipmunk.

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"Whoops!" Izzy gulped as the horse dropped to the ground, courtesy of her tranquiller gun.

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"Say, guys, was there a tiger here before?" Naruto asked the animals with beaver on his head and his answer was just headshakes from the three creatures. The redhead shrugged his shoulders before blinked at the sound of yipping from the bush near to him. He turns around to see a little orange fox running to him and rubbing itself against his leg. "Look like you like me a lot, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at the fox as it hopped on top of the crocodile with another yip, "Well, four down, one to go."

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**(Campfire)**

"A bear. A bear?" Heather snarled as she throws her arms up, "I mean, how on Earth am I supposed to catch a bear?" She wished that she would just accept Naruto's help early.

"Open the cage! Open the cage!" Gwen shouted out as she lured the duck with the bait and the queen bee opened the cage. Heather's eyes widened, just realized that she was helping her enemy but it was too late as the duck ran into the cage. "Yes!" The goth girl cheered, "I win the dinner! Bring me duck soup, peking duck, duck a l'orange, chocolate mousse…No! Chocolate duck! I win!"

"Open the cage!" Duncan shouted out, causing the queen bee to open the cage again and the punk throw the angry raccoon in. Heather groaned, why did she just opened the cage?! "Ha, what do you think of that?" Duncan bragged to the girls, believing that he just won until the queen bee told him that it was Gwen who won.

"Hey, host man, bring on the chow!" the goth camper laughed at the punk's shocked expression.

Chris' voice squeaked out of the loudspeaker, "Don't forget. Last camper to catch their critter cleans the washroom."

"Well, I've got nothing better to do." Duncan sighed, "I could help you bag a bear, deer."

"Don't call me dear!" Heather snarled, mishearing what the punk just said. "Only my idiot can…W-W-Wait, I mean no one call me dear!"

"…I said DEER." Duncan smirked at the blushing queen bee and winced as the embarrassed girl kick him in shin. "Jeez, I felt bad for Whiskers…" He whispered to himself.

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**(Woods)**

"…Guys, when I heard that I have to get the tiger, I thought it was going to be just adult tiger but not a cub, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the sleeping tiger cub in his arm as the creatures nodded their heads at him, the cub stumbled upon them early and kept crying out until the redhead pick the baby creature up. He glanced at the sky to see the airplane falling down from a tranquiller dart and raised one of his eyebrows at the strange scene. "…Let's go to the campfire…" Naruto muttered to the creatures as they slowly walk away with widened eyes.

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"Come on, froggy, it's gouda!" Leshawna smirked at the frog, attempting to bait it with the cheese. The frog look away with bored expression and the sassy girl growled at it, she's not going to fall for another trick! "You want this cheese, you are coming over here!" Leshawna shouted and the creature croaked, causing her to take a few steps before she fall in the deep puddle again. "…Froggy, be playing with the wrong sister!" She glared at the smug frog.

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Owen panted heavily, he was getting tired of chasing the hopping chipmunk. "The naturalist would like the chipmunk to listen to reason. The naturalist would like to point out that we're all one in the eyes of Mother Nature. One love, Chippy!" The oaf groaned as he ran into the low branch and starts to crawl after the chipmunk. "Work with me. You're killing me here!" Owen sobbed, he want it to be over and done with!

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**(Campfire)**

"Oh, Gwen, did you won the first place, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked at the goth girl as she licked her lips at her favorite foods and he noticed that Chris was standing next to the cage with arms behind his back.

"Wow, that all looks good!" Chris chuckled at the happy girl.

"Yeah…Wait, is that a tiger cub?" Gwen raised her eyebrow at the sleeping cub in the redhead's arm.

"Yeah, she won't stop crying until I rocked her to sleep." Naruto chuckled as he led the four creatures inside the cage, he don't want to wake the cub up and may cry again.

"We tried to get an adult tiger but the producers think it's too dangerous to have it on loose." Chris rolled his eyes, why can't he have good stuffs?

"Open the damn cage!" Leshawna growled, walking up to the cage with frog in the bucket and they noticed that she was very dirty. The host opened to let her tossed the frog in and closed it again. "I'm going to take a shower…" The sister huffed as she turns on her heels and walk to the bathroom.

"Congratulation, Leshawna." Chris chuckled, ignoring her deadly glare.

"Mind if I sat down here?" Naruto asked the goth girl.

"Sure…If you let me petting this cub." Gwen glanced at the cub, "It's too cute."

"Deal, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as Chef rolled in the cart and placed more foods in front of the goth girl.

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**(Woods)**

"I got it." Izzy muttered as she crawls under the bush, "It may have been a slow start, but I finally got it. Izzy's a sharpshooter…" The crazy girl smirked, seeing the antlers of the deer behind one of the bush before she stood up with the gun and aimed it. "Banzai!" She cried out, fired it and laughed as she heard the sound of thump. "Yes!" She was about to run until the bear ran past her, followed by Duncan before he stopped in front of the crazy girl.

"Have you seen Heather?" The punk asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Who?" Izzy blinked at him.

"…About yay tall, long dark hair, hot for redhead, and wearing deer antlers." Duncan rolled his eyes and the said girl stumbled out before dropped on the ground with tranquiller dart in her ass.

"…"

"…"

"…Whoops!" The crazy girl giggled nervously and the punk sighed, why do he have to do the grunt work?

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**(Campfire)**

Gwen cooed at the cub as she handed the tiger cub back to Naruto and pick up her fork and knife. "So…" Chris smirked at the goth girl, "What are you having first?"

"I don't even know where to start." Gwen answered as she looks over her meals and was about to stick her fork into the roasted duck before they blinked at Owen's shouting.

"Chris, open the cage!" They turned around to see the oaf chasing the chipmunk around the campfire as the host ran to the cage, "A naturalist will not be defeated." Owen said as he slammed through the table and the goth girl stared at her ruined foods. The oaf finally cornered the chipmunk in the cage and ran toward it. "Close the cage! Close the cage!"

"You sure?" Chris smirked.

"Yes! Close the cage!" Owen said as the door slammed in front of him and he smiled before blinked at the angry creatures around him. "…Why, hello, ducky. Oh, and what a nice, little raccoon you are, next to a sweet beaver and fox…Aww, a cute snake on top of awesome crocodile…" The creatures slowly walk toward the oaf and before he knows it, the creatures attacked him.

"Great…My foods are all gone." Gwen deadpanned.

"Nah, I managed to save this steak." The redhead chuckled as she turns to see the plate of steak in his hand.

"Oh, thank!" She was about to get it but the goth girl noticed that the cub was giving her a puppy eyes and smiled at it. "Tell you what, we'll cut it in half and give one to this cub."

"Really? You heard that, Tora-chan?" Naruto chuckled at the cub and it mewled at him happily.

"Tora-chan?" Gwen raised her eyebrow at the redhead.

"Yep. It's a cute name for a cute girl, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as he lifts the cub in air, "Who's the cute girl, you are, you are! I love you, Tora-chan!"

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**(Confession)**

"Looks like the girls are going to have hard time to get his heart." Gwen joked with a smirk.

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**(Campfire)**

"What happened to Heat-chan?" Naruto glanced at the paralyzed queen bee.

"She got hit with tranquiller dart." Duncan snickered, "She refused to go to the infirmary to get her butt dart removed…Is that a baby tiger?"

"Yeah, she won't leave me alone, dattebayo." The redhead petted the sleeping cub on his lap.

"You've all cast your votes and made your decision." Chris speaks up to get the campers' attention, "When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers and leave. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back, ever!"

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**(Confession)**

"One thing I'll be happy to never see again?" Gwen said, "Chef's food."

_***Static***_

"Definitely the food." Leshawna nodded her head.

_***Static***_

"The food." Duncan crossed his arms with glare.

_***Static***_

"Most disgusting slop I have ever had to eat!" Heather shivered at the taste of the foods.

_***Static***_

"Maggots have no respect these days." Chef grunted out as he crossed his arms, "I cooked the foods with love…TOUGH LOVE!"

_***Static***_

"Hmm, I'll say the camera in bathroom, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "It makes me feel weird that someone is watching you when you have to go."

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"The first marshmallow goes to…" Chris flicked the marshmallows at the campers, "Naruto…Owen…Leshawna…Duncan…Heather! One marshmallow, two players. Izzy, Gwen, one of you has spent your last night on Total Drama Island."

"…" The girls glanced at each other worriedly.

"Just give it to Gwen already!" Heather grunted out, she doesn't want any of this dramatic effect and she's so tired right now.

"Eh." Chris shrugged his shoulders as he tossed the final marshmallow at the goth girl.

"Oh, we've all got to go sometime, right?" Izzy giggled, "But first…Whisker time!"

"Noooo-O-O-O-Ooooooooo!" Naruto cried out before he purred into the crazy girl's hands.

"Now…Good night, everybody!" Izzy pull out a pellet ball, "Thanks for coming out!" The crazy girl throws it down before the pink smoke shrouded her and disappeared in their sight.

"Where did she go?" Owen asked as they looked around for the crazy girl.

Chris leaned to the paralyzed queen bee with a grin, "Being the loser, you realize you still have some unfinished business." He pulled out the mop and bucket from his back.

"Duncan, I require your services." Heather grunted out, she refuse to choose her idiot to do the dirty work for her.

"Tough luck, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at the paled punk.

"Oh, and Naruto, you have to give the tiger cub back to the rangers before you go back to your cabin." The host sighed, he was getting tired of the rangers bugging him about the cub.

"Awww, I'll miss you, Tora-chan, dattebayo." The redhead pouted as some campers rolled their eyes.

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**(Boy's cabin)**

The next morning, Owen was muttering something about cheese in his sleep before the boys jolted up in their beds as they heard a shout. "Keep it down out there!" Leshawna roared.

"Ugh…Now what!" Duncan grunted out as they peeked out to see the helicopter in the sky.

"What's going on out there?" Gwen muttered half-sleepily.

"Is that the doughnut copter?" Owen asked with a grin and the campers gave him a weird look.

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island!" Chris grinned at the camera.

"We never left the island at all, dattebayo." Naruto shouted at the helicopter, he was really tired.

"I wasn't talking to you guys!" The host rolled his eyes before cleared his throat as he turn back to the camera, "Over the past six weeks, we've watched seventeen campers push themselves to the limit and then get their butts kicked off the island by their fellow campers. Sucks to be you!" Chris chuckled as he landed the helicopter and walk toward the campers. "Only six campers remain, and after six weeks of bugs, crappy food, and even grosser bathrooms, our six finalists are about this close to losing it." The host smirked, "We strove to come up with the best way to help the campers de-stress, then decided it would be way more fun to handcuff them together and see if we couldn't push 'em over the edge." Chris pulls out a handcuff and whirling it around his finger.

"Did Duncan's parole officer send a care package?" Heather asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nah…" The host was about to say something but Naruto interrupted him.

"Oh, then it's from one of your fetish collection, dattebayo?" The redhead smirked as some campers snickered at their host.

"…No…" Chris muttered with a glare before he coughed into his hand, "It's all in the name of today's challenge, the tri-armed triathlon!"

"Tri-armed?" Owen tilted his head with quizzical expression, "Like three arms?"

"Yes!" The host grinned, "Three challenges, three teams of two, three arms per team."

"Have you met these people?" Heather asked sarcastically as she glared at the campers, "I am not being chained to any of them!"

"Winning team members both get invincibility from tonight's vote." Chris smirked.

"Then I want to pair up with idiot." Heather crossed her arms as she turns her nose up in air.

"Sorry, it's already decided." The host chuckled at the fuming queen bee.

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**(Confession)**

"Six long weeks." Gwen sighed, "I don't know how much more of this I can take. At least I'm paired with Naruto instead of Heather. He's one of few people that I can stand around on this island."

_***Static***_

"Well, it's kinda cool that I made it to the final six but I don't want to jinx it, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

_***Static***_

"This place is torture, man." Duncan muttered, "At least in juvie, we had a half-hour of television a day and they kept the lunatics locked up separately. I mean, this outhouse is the only place I can go for peace and quiet." He pointed at the camera with a glare, "Oh, and you do not want to come in here after Owen…" The punk inhaled deeply, "Oh man…And I don't know what Courtney said to Leshawna, but all of sudden, she think I'm a 'nice guy' or something, and she want to be my friend. I don't need any friends! Got that?"

_***Static***_

"Yo, this is a shout-out to all my sisters back home." Leshawna waved at the camera, "What's up, y'all? Girl, you would not believe the crazies they got up in here…But I came to win and I'm hanging on, baby! Only five more campers to go."

_***Static***_

"Why the hell did they pair me with the fatso!" Heather snarled angrily as she stomped all over the floor, "And to make it worse, they pair my idiot with goth bitch!"

_***Static***_

"Yeah, baby!" Owen cheered, "Final six! Place at the table! Woo-hoo!"

"Keep it down!" Duncan's voice shouted from outside and the oaf flinched.

"It's pretty awesome to be here." Owen whispered with grin, "I'm so psyched, dude. Woo-hoo."

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**(Main Lodge)**

Leshawna tugged the handcuff before Duncan tugged it back with a scowl as Heather growled at the cowering oaf and Gwen glanced at chuckling Naruto. "First of our three challenges, competitive chow down!" Chris announced.

"Oh, come on." Owen chuckled, "This is like a dream I had once."

"The doughnut-copter dream?" The queen bee scoffed, recalling that he was talking about it early this morning.

"You've had it, too?" The oaf squealed, receiving an eyeroll from her.

"Each team will choose a feeder and an eater." The host started to explain their first challenge, "Eaters must put their hands behind them, making it even more difficult for the feeders. One last thing…" He pulls out a key and holds it above him as the campers glanced at it. "This is the wimp key, a skeleton key that will open any handcuffs. You'll be offered the wimp key at each challenge to unshackle yourselves from your teammate." Heather was tempted to take it but Chris' next sentence changed her mind, "But if you choose to accept it, you'll both be eliminated."

"Hello!" Gwen groaned as she rolled her eyes, "How do we win this thing?"

"Chef's getting platters for each team." Chris chuckled at the glaring goth girl, "Title goes to the team who finishes their platter of delicacies fastest."

"I'll do the chowing down." Duncan said and the sassy girl glared at him.

"I don't think so, scrawny chicken-leg boy!"

"…Arm wrestle for it then." The punk turns his head to her and Leshawna nodded at him.

Naruto chuckled at the fighting team and he turns his head to Gwen. "Which one do you want to do, dattebayo?" The redhead asked with widened grin.

"Hmm, I'll be the feeder." Gwen shrugged, knowing that he will eat anything that Chef made and she don't want to taste the cooker's food one more time at all. She was very glad when the goth girl noticed the platters as Chef placed them in front of the teams.

"Ooooh! Delicious!" Owen licked his lips at the foods before Heather pointed something out.

"I don't think chicken is green in nature."

"Hmm, maybe it's lemon-lime chicken!" The oaf grinned and the queen bee glanced at him with widened eyes, why would he think it's a lemon-lime chicken instead of spoiled chicken?

"Gotcha!" Duncan shouted out, won the arm wrestling by cheating and Leshawna shot him a glare as he placed his arms behind his back, forcing the sassy girl to get closer. The eaters followed the punk's action and Gwen smirked at the screaming queen bee as Owen accidentally send her flew to the ground behind his back.

"And…Chow!" Chris clapped his hands and chuckled at them as the girls fed the boys at their own pace.

"C-could we go a little slower?" Duncan groaned out with filled mouth and Leshawna just shove the spoon into his mouth.

"One, two, three, open!" Gwen said, lifting the spoon to Naruto's mouth and fed him.

"Go faster!" Owen said as he chews his foods with mouth open.

"They won't count it if we drop it." Heather reminded the oaf.

* * *

"Slow down!" The punk felt like he was about to throw up but the sister ignored him and kept shoving more foods in his mouth.

"Hmm, can you go a little faster, dattebayo?" Naruto swallowed his food and Gwen gave him a nod.

Heather growled at the redhead and the goth girl. "I am done with this spoon-feeding!" The queen bee turns to Owen with a glare as she picks up the platter, "Open wide!" The oaf opened his mouth before Heather shoves all of the foods into his opening mouth. "Chew! Chew it all!"

* * *

Chris chuckled at the groaning boys, "The winners are…Heather and Owen!"

"Good job, Owen. Good teamwork." Heather muttered, usually she will attempt to buttering the fatso up but she was not in mood right now.

"Um…Thank." The oaf blinked at her before his stomach rumbled, "Oh, speak of teamwork, how are you with toilet paper?"

"What! No! No! Noooooo!" The queen bee cried out as Owen ran out of the main lodge with her in tow.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"This fatso is next to go!" Heather shivered in fetus position, "And mom, dad…Get me a restraining order on his fat ass…No offense." She said the last part to Owen, revealing that he was inside with her since they were still handcuffed together.

"None taken…" Owen chuckled nervously, he kind of deserve it.

* * *

**(Outside)**

Chris waved the key around with a sadistic grin, "Last chance for the tempting wimp key before part two."

"Dare you!" Duncan threatened, glaring at his partner.

"Back at you!" Leshawna shot back.

Owen sighed at his partner, "Look, since you and I aren't really seeing eye to eye on this challenge, maybe we should…"

"Shut up and focus." Heather muttered disinteresting, "You're not getting out of this easy." The oaf give out a whimper, this girl really scare him.

"So what's the next challenge, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and the host jabbed his thumb at the beach.

"On this beach, you will find three canoes, one for each team." Chris explained, "Your challenge is to paddle your canoe while wearing handcuffs…" He snickered, jiggled the key in his hand. "All the way to Boney Island. Once there, you will open a package that is waited for you. GO!" The host shrieked as the campers ran over him to the canoes.

* * *

**(Beach)**

Duncan and Leshawna was first to reach the canoes. "Nuh-uh! I'm riding in front, sweetheart, no arguments!" Duncan ordered as he skidded on his feet.

"Don't you pull that tough-guy stuff with me, sweetheart!" Leshawna growled, "Why don't you just let little Leshawna sit in the front so I can steer?"

"Pbht! Little?" The punk snorted, "Are you kidding me?! You're…"

"Oh, no, no, no, no!" The sassy girl cut him off, "You do not wanna finish that sentence!" They both never noticed that they were falling behind as Naruto chuckled at the infighting team.

"If he was not with Courtney, they sure acting like a married couple." Gwen smirked, drawing laughter out of the redhead as he pushes their canoe.

"Push it, big boy, like it's a big old truck full of doughnuts." Heather smirked as Owen pushes the canoe into the water.

* * *

They rowed for a while until Gwen raised her eyebrow at the quiet redhead, he was too quiet than usual. "Hey, Naruto…" The said camper blinked as he turned to his goth partner, "Something on your mind?"

"Um…Yeah, I guess so." The redhead resisted the urge to reach for his head, "Just thinking about Bri-chan's confession and my answer to her, dattebayo."

"Oh, did you make your decision?" Gwen asked, she was very curious about his answer.

"Yeah but I'm not going to tell you." Naruto chuckled at the goth girl as she sighed, "I want Bri-chan to be the first person to know it, dattebayo."

"Well, I guess I'll have to wait until we're done with this stupid show." Gwen mumbled as they kept rowing toward the Boney Island.

* * *

"Come on, paddle!" Duncan growled, "I'm doing all the work here, and I know my half of the canoe isn't the heavier half."

"Oh, you're about to get my paddle up somewhere you don't want it to be…" Leshawna tightened her grip on the oar.

"Well, I'm about to get up in your face, and if I do, you are not gonna like it."

"Oh, yeah?" The sister raised her eyebrow, "I don't think you will. I think you talk a big game, but underneath, you're nothing but a big cream puff."

"Say who?" The punk growled.

"I've got eyes." Leshawna smirked, "You've got it bad for Courtney." Duncan opened his mouth but the sassy girl cut him off, "And don't you even try to deny it."

"That's all you got?" Duncan chortled, "Big deal, she's hot…"

"She told me about Bunny." The punk paled at her sentence.

"OH MAN!" The punk groaned before he give the smirking sassy girl a deadly glare, "Not a word to anyone…That goes for you too, cameraman!" The cameraman sweated under the punk's glare.

* * *

**(Boney Island)**

Heather rolled her eyes at Owen as he kept blabbing something about feelings and that no one listen to him. "Owen, no offense, but I really don't care." The queen bee growled at the oaf before standing up on their canoe and pointed at backpacks, lying on the shoreline. "There! On the shore! Hurry up!" As soon as they reach the island, the handcuffed partners ran to their package and opened it, only to gasp at the piece of cursed tiki idol.

"Welcome to the second part of the second challenge." Chris said with his megaphone from the helicopter, "Back in the episode eight, Beth stole the Boney Island tiki doll."

"She said she returned that!" Gwen pointed out as her team finally reaches the shore in second place.

"She lied!" Chris replied, "She broke it up and flush it down the septic tank." The queen bee and the oaf recoiled in disgust, realized they just touched it.

"Um, won't that kinda bring down a huge curse on Beth since she broke the tiki idol, dattebayo?" Naruto gulped nervously.

"Maybe! It's all fine as long as it doesn't affect me!" Chris chuckled, "The pieces in those packs need to be returned to the cave of treacherous terror…And you want to do it double quick, 'cause the longer you have the doll, the worse your luck." Leshawna and Duncan finally showed up on the shoreline as Chris adds more information. "Oh, yeah! One of you has to piggyback the other. Enjoy!" The campers watch on as the helicopter flew away.

"Hop on, cowgirl!" Owen grinned at Heather as she smiled, glad that she don't have to lift a finger.

"Well, a guy's got his limit." Duncan raised his hands in surrender, causing Leshawna to sneering at him. "I'm not going to carr…" The sassy girl lunged at him and starts to beat him up.

"Wow, they're like oil and water, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, bending his legs down to let the goth girl climb on his back.

"Yeah, you got that right." Gwen smirked as she adjusted their tied arms to make it comfortable for them and the redhead ran off with her, never noticed the jealous glare from the queen bee.

* * *

**(Woods)**

The goth girl don't know how long it has been since they got here on the Boney island and checked her map on Naruto's back. "Wait, hang on." Gwen said as the redhead stopped on the spot and glance at her over his shoulder. "I think we're lost." She mumbled, turning the map around.

"Can I see it?" Naruto asked, earning a nod from his partner.

"I think we are here…" Gwen muttered as she pointed at the spot on the map and Naruto tilted his head. "I think we should go east, what do you think?"

"The east? Sure, let's go, dattebayo." The redhead smiled at the goth girl as he started to running again.

"Yeah…It's good thing that I'm with you instead of any guys that I can't stand…I wonder what will happen if Geoff was in your place?" Gwen sighed, she really can't stand party people since she don't have any common with them.

"I'm sure you may yell at him a lot, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Yeah, you're right." The goth girl smirked.

* * *

"Giddy up, fella." Heather said as they reach the cave, only to stop in front of the cave as Owen screamed at something and the queen bee looked up to see a hanging spider. "Easy there, boy." Heather attempted to calm the oaf down, but it end in vain after the spider jumped on his face, causing him to scream out and ran away from the cave with the queen bee in tow.

Duncan smirked at the retreating team as Leshawna ran toward the cave, "We're in. Just few more steps…" He paused to see the woolly beavers in the cave, "…You can take them, Leshawna."

"You crazy back there? Ain't nobody that tough!" The sassy girl cried out as she ran away from the cave, chased by the woolly beavers.

"This is a disaster!" Gwen groaned, noticing the retreating campers as soon as they finally show up. "I think they already beaten us."

"Well…Let's just tossed the piece in there and get it done with, dattebayo." Naruto sighed and the goth girl nodded as she tossed the piece into the cave. They was about to walk back until they heard Chris announced from the helicopter above them.

"And that's a point for the Gwen and Naruto dream team!"

"Wait, what?!" Gwen blinked confusing before cheered as she hugged Naruto's head, "We did it!" The redhead blushed lightly at the soft feelings on the back of his head and chuckled at her reaction, he don't except that the goth girl can be happy to get an victory.

"Now campers, go back to Total Drama Island for your third challenge! McLean away!"

* * *

**(Total Drama Island: Outside)**

"So an awesome day, huh?" Chris smirked at the incoming teams and they noticed there were three tables, covered with pink blankets. "Moldy food fight, carnivorous beavers." The host winked as the teams choose their tables, "But it's time for someone to win this thing. Point each for everyone but Leshawna and Duncan, who could still pull a stopper. Today's final challenge…" Chris yanked the blanket off to reveal the wooden heads of eliminated campers.

"Aah!" Owen screamed, believed them to be real dismembered heads.

"Relax!" Heather huffed, "It's just wooden heads."

"The totem pole of shame and humiliation." Chris grinned, "Your task, assemble the heads in the order in which your comrades were voted out…Unless you want the wimp key." The host wiggled his eyebrows as he jiggled the key, "No? Time for heads to roll!"

"Want to do it backward so we can have more time to figure out the rest, dattebayo?" Naruto asked.

"That's not bad idea." Gwen smirked at him as they looked through the heads.

* * *

"Nice guy Justin." Owen grinned at the model's head as Heather pick it up, "Look, even this wood carving of him is smoking hot!" The queen bee suddenly turned her head to the oaf with widened eyes, "Um, I mean, it's a good carving…His features are so chiseled…I mean someone chiseled them really well!"

'I'm starting to think he must be bisexual…' Heather rolled her eyes before smirked at two certain campers' heads. "Well, look who I found…"

"Lind!" The oaf grinned as he grabbed the head of his girlfriend, "I miss you, my sweet gal…" The queen bee stared at the oaf with weird look as he starts to make out with the fake head.

* * *

"Gwen, you alright?" Naruto asked as he put Bridgette's head under Lindsay, noticing that the goth girl was staring at Trent's head.

"Oh, yeah…It's just that I have to make up with him after the show…" Gwen sighed and the redhead nodded at her, they were technically still together since neither of them called it off yet.

"Let's see what our most augmentative team is up to." Chris said as he walks past them, toward Duncan and Leshawna's table. He blinked at the punk and become curious about what the punk was carving on Courtney's head. "What's that?" The host grabbed the head and shows it to the camera, ignoring Duncan's protesting. "Oh that's rich. Our tough guy is really softie inside!" Chris laughed at him.

"That's not funny!" Duncan growled at him before the wooden head hit the host in face and the punk turned to his smirking partner.

"Who said we got to be tough all the time?" Leshawna said and the punk gave her a grateful nod.

* * *

Owen growled at his partner as she kept insulting his friends, he never like it when someone made fun of his friends. "Can we stop talking about this!" The oaf asked with a glare but Heather ignored him. "That's it!" Owen roared as he dragged the queen bee to the host, "Where's the wimp key?!"

"Stop!" Heather cried out, only to cut off by Chris as he announced the winner of the final challenge.

"We…Have…A…Winner!" The host mumbled dazedly, "Ledonca and Shewanean take it…That means anybody can get voted off tonight…" The campers winced as he fall down to the ground with a thump.

"Oh, man…And we were so close." Gwen sighed, they got confused with who was out in fourth and fifth place.

"At least we were doing well today, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the goth girl nodded, they were the only team that does not have any conflict all day.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Mama always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all, in which case…Mama, papa, please put it on mute for a while…" Owen said and paused for a while before he takes a deep breath, "Heather is meanest, nastiest, the biggest bitch in all of kalamazoo! She's a total bitch! In Lind's word, Heather is a two-faced, backstabbing, lying, little motherfucker!" He panted before glanced at the other side, "No offense."

"Oh, none taken." Heather shrugged, it turns out that she was standing next to him. "I've been called worse than that." She patted his arm, "I sort of respect you for it."

"Really?"

"Yes…But if you do it again in front of me, I will make sure that no one will ever find you like this Jimmy Hoffa guy." The oaf whimpered under the queen bee's glare.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"You've all cast your votes and made your decisions." Chris smirked at the campers, "The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must go immediately return to the dock of shame to catch the boat of losers. That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back, ever. The first marshmallow goes to…" He tossed the marshmallows out to the campers, "Gwen…Owen…Naruto…Heather…Now it's down to you, Duncan and Leshawna." The host chuckled as he juggled the final marshmallow in his hand.

"…" Duncan scowled at the sassy girl as she sends him a glare.

"…" The campers stared at them.

"…Duncan!"

"Oh man!" Leshawna groaned in her hands.

"Sorry, girl." Chris smirked at her since he was mad at her for the head injury, "The dock of shame is hollering for you!"

"I'll miss you, girl." Gwen sighed, hugging the sassy girl.

"Good luck, girlfriend…Kick Heather's ass for me."

"I will." The goth girl smirked at her as Leshawna walk toward the dock of shame.

"Bye, Les!" Owen waved with the campers, watching the boat of loser shipped off.

"Now campers, you are going to just relaxing this week." Chris announced as the remaining campers blinked at him and someone was about to ask him but the host walked away from them.

"I'm not sure if I should be worried or not." Owen gulped.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

A several days went by and the campers were having their breakfast in peace. "Did you just saw Chris at the dock?" Duncan asked with raised eyebrow, "Do you think we're going to have a challenge today?"

"Nah, I asked Chef and he said that they are doing a special episode with the eliminated contestants, dattebayo." Naruto replied, finished his fifty bowl of ramen.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"In today's special episode of Total Drama Island." Chris grinned at the camera, "You've been watching Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Naruto, and Owen make their way to the final five. It's been a long month so we decided to give our weary finalists some time off to contemplate how far they've gotten and enjoy all the campgrounds have to offer." The host chuckled, "But what happens to the campers after they walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers and leave the camp? Where are these rejects living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win hundred grand? The losers are about to let it all hang out." Chris paused to take a breath, "And you don't wanna miss a word! Coming up on Total Drama Island's special episode!"

"…Cut!" The cameraman called out.

"Memo to myself, find a better writer…" Chris mumbled to himself as he starts up his Jet Ski and ride off to a certain location.

* * *

**(Playa De Losers Resort)**

"Welcome to Playa De Losers!" Chris announced as he pull up to the dock on his jet ski, "The all-inclusive luxury resort where our campers are sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality-show has-beens." The host walks into the pool area, gesturing at the teenagers as they relax and do their own activities. "When we are down to the two final competitors…" He paused to watch Justin dived into the pool from the diving board, "Their fate will be in their hands of these eighteen losers!"

* * *

**(Bar Pool)**

"Ah, he is so cute!" Sadie squealed to Noah as she watches Justin flipped his wet hair back. She lean back before give out a cry as she falls into the small pool, splashed the bookworm's shirt.

"Ugh, get my shirt wet, why didn't you?" Noah groaned softly, thankful that his book doesn't get wet.

"Sorry, Noah." Sadie giggled, "Whoo! You should come in. It's so nice."

"No, thanks." The bookworm rolled his eyes, "Go ask Katie to join you."

"Nah, she's still making out with Cody over there." They glanced at the couple as they making out on the lounge chair.

"…They still make out for days…" Noah facepalmed and the chubby girl giggled at him.

"Yea…Ow!" Sadie yelped out, "Something bit me! Is it the shark?!" She quickly climbs out of the pool into the chair and stares at the water with widened eyes.

Noah rolled his eyes, "Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water, Brainiac."

"But I just saw the sharks getting seaweed mud warps." The bookworm raised his eyebrow at the chubby girl, he was not sure if she was just making it up.

* * *

The sharks sighed blissfully with the farmer girl as they relaxed on the chairs.

* * *

Noah shakes his head at Sadie as she shivers at the water until Izzy appeared out of the water with a huge grin. "Sorry about that." The crazy girl giggled, "I just had the urge to bite something, have you ever felt that? Like you just have to sink your teeth into something? Maybe that's how the sharks feel, huh?" They stared at each others, "Okay, bye!" Izzy take a deep breath and ducked under the water.

* * *

**(Hot Tub)**

Chris walks over to the teenagers inside the hot tub and smirked at them. "As you can see, our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our resort."

"Dude, this resort is off the charts!" Geoff waved at the host from the hot tub with Ezekiel, Leshawna, and Bridgette.

"Thank, bro!" Chris chuckled.

* * *

**(Poolside)**

"Can you believe this place is right around the corner from this crappy campground?" Trent smirked and DJ nodded his head as he putted his hands behind his head.

"Now this is what I'm talkin' about. I could hang here for a while." DJ smiled at his pet bunny as it hopped on his laps and before he knows it, the eagle snatched the rabbit up. "Bunny!" The giant cried out as he watches the eagle dropped the bunny into the grill and ran up to it to get his burned bunny. "Yo, get me medic for my bunny!"

* * *

**(Swimming Pool)**

Lindsay rubbed the sunscreen on her leg and smiled at the camera. "I love being a loser. This is so much more my style." The bombshell glanced at the resort, "If I'd known how fab this place was, I would've gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode."

"Yeah, did you saw this sweet gym inside?" Tyler jerked his head at the resort as he swam across the pool.

* * *

**(Hot Tub)**

"Yo, yo, dawg, check it out, eh!" Ezekiel throws the gangster signs around, attempting to show off his new 'Z' necklace. "Being famous has totally changed my life. I'm just kickin' it, yo, get me some fly bling too, you like, eh?"

"The boy is asking for a good whooping." Leshawna glared at the prairie boy.

* * *

**(Bar Pool)**

"Look, someone's bikini bottom." Izzy hold up the green bikini bottom.

"…I think that's your." Sadie looked into Noah's eyes as the crazy girl checked herself.

"Oh crap, it is." Izzy quickly dived underwater, unawake that she just exposed herself to the camera.

"…I just saw something that I can't unsee…" The bookworm mumbled with widened eyes.

* * *

**(Poolside)**

Courtney flipped through her magazine before she tossed it away and glared at the camera with crossed arms. "I don't care how nice this place is, I'm not supposed to be here!" Courtney growled, "After I was kicked off, I found out exactly what went on the night I was eliminated…It was all Harold's fault!" The CIT slammed her hand on the chair as the nerd peeked out of the bush, "I should be in the final five right now! When I find that little twerp, I'm going to grab hold of him and wring his skinny, awkward, little neck!" She quickly stands up as the cowering nerd ducked back in his bush, "You hear me, Harold! I know you're hiding around here somewhere! I will make you suffer like what Naruto did to you!"

* * *

"Okay, I guess what I did to Courtney and Naruto was pretty heinous." Harold whispered to the camera as he crawls under the bushes, "It's just that Duncan wouldn't stop bug me and if he found it out from Naruto, he will really kill me!" He peeked out to see the CIT ripped the lamppost out of the ground and gulped with widened eyes. "This bite!" Harold groaned as he sneaks over to the musician, "Hey, Trent, slide me some baloney." The nerd whispered and Trent just shrugged his shoulders as he tossed the food to the nerd.

"Ooh, why are you helping him, eh?" Ezekiel raised his eyebrow at Trent, "He's a traitor, eh."

"True." The musician nodded, "But he doesn't deserve to starve to death…And I think he really learned his lesson from Naruto's revenge."

* * *

**(Bar Pool)**

"Well, I was pretty shocked to be the third camper to be eliminated." Noah muttered as he read his book, "Apparently I wasn't bossy, manipulative, or dangerous enough to make it through. You can't say that I wasn't a team player, though."

"Yeah, you were." Leshawna said sarcastically as she rolled her eyes.

"Oh, my gosh!" Sadie gushed with Katie, "We have so much to tell you since we've been here!"

"Can I say hi to my peeps back home?" The tanned girl grinned, "What's up, Toronto?"

"We're having so much fun here!" The chubby girl squealed, "This resort rocks!"

"Yeah, Total Drama Island was really hard. We even survived our first major fight, that was so sad but we totally recovered." Katie sighed.

"Totally!" Sadie nodded, "And even through that was all, like, so majorly hard, nothing was as hard as when as we were separated…" She smirked at the tanned girl, "But it's good thing because my BFF get a cute boyfriend and I'm so, like, jealous of her!" Katie blushed harder as Cody chuckled next to her.

* * *

**(Poolside)**

Courtney hit some bushes and checks the surrounding for the nerd before glance at the camera. "I'm in middle of filing a lawsuit for wrongful termination of competition." The CIT informed as she pointed at the relaxing teenagers, "These people are witnesses! I was unfairly kicked off!"

"I didn't see a thing, man." Trent inputted as he help DJ patching up his pet rabbit.

"Must have missed that episode." Noah shrugged with bored expression.

"What's she talking about?" Sadie asked with raised eyebrow.

"I'll tell you later." Katie whispered to her BFF.

"Didn't see it, don't care." Eva grunted out as she walks past them with her dumbbells.

"Oh, you all know what happened!" Courtney stomped her feet, "I know you all watched the episode of Nametag Hunter! You should know that Harold rigged the votes twice!"

"Hey, give him a break…" Ezekiel said before the CIT jabbed her lamppost in his face, knocked him out.

"Aww, I was about to take a crack at him." Leshawna smirked at the downed farmer boy.

* * *

**(Buffet Table)**

"How would I characterize my experience?" Eva stabbed her fork into the streaks and placed them on her plate. "Easy…It sucks." The bodybuilder grunted, "My anger-management issues improved a bit…"

"Heeey, fine lady, eh!" Ezekiel slide up to her and Eva just knocked him out again, this time with a punch.

* * *

**(Bar Pool)**

"Did I get anything out of this experience?" Noah raised one of his eyebrows, "No. It was completely and totally uneventful."

"He kissed a guy!" Izzy cried out with a grin.

"No, I didn't!"

"Yes, you did!"

"Didn't!"

"Did!"

"Did not!"

"Did, did, did, did!" The crazy girl sing-songed.

Trent cleared his throat to catch their attention, "Uh, I can break this tie…He totally did." Noah glanced at Cody before shifted his eyes to the camera.

"…I have no comment."

"Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!" Lindsay ran up to the bar pool with paper in her hands, "I got a letter from my sister that said there is a picture of me with O in star stalker magazine! Yeah!"

"Yeah!" Katie and Sadie squealed with the bombshell.

"Congratulation…" Noah droned with eyeroll, "You just peaked. It's all downhill from there, honey."

"Maybe if I get an eating disorder or my boobs done, I'll get on cover!" Lindsay smiled.

"…I don't think Owen would like that if you have an eating disorder." The bookworm muttered and the bombshell gasped with hands on her mouth.

"You're totally right! I'll just get my boobs done then!" Noah just facepalmed at her.

"So, Trent, if you could say something to one of five remaining campers, what would it be?" Chris asked with a smirk as he walks up to them.

"Um…" Trent rubbed his head, "I guess I'll tell Gwen that I was rooting for her and that it was a huge misunderstood when Heather tricked everyone…I also forgive her for kissing Naruto, I totally understand the situation."

"Really, no anger toward them? No jealousy? Oh come on!" The host throws his arms up in air, "Why does some people kept forgive people too easy?!"

"Oh!" Izzy jumped into the pool, "If you excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom."

"…" The teenagers and host glanced at each other before they realized something and the teenagers lift their legs up in air from the chair. "Ew!"

"What? It's not like you did it before." The crazy girl shrugged at them, why everyone keeping acting like they never went in the pool before.

* * *

**(Buffet Table)**

"Okay, you've seen how the losers are spending their time." Chris chuckled, walking toward the griller. "Now it's time to find out what they think of the final five."

"Heather can kiss my ass!" Eva snarled into the camera, "It's all her fault I'm stuck in this place! She is a scum-sucking backstabbing bitch, and I'm gonna enjoy watching her go down!"

"Wow!" Chris blinked at her, "Tell us how you really feel."

"…I just did." The bodybuilder deadpanned and the host silently pointed at Izzy as she cooked the coconuts. "…Oh…" Eva blushed out of embarrassment and stomped away.

"Did you know that cooked coconuts are so tasty, huh?" The crazy girl giggled, "Well, I think Heather is a total psycho…I'm totally supporting Red because he have something that tell us that he will make it all way to the end."

* * *

**(Poolside)**

Courtney glanced around and growled angrily at the fact that she can't find this stupid nerd. "Heather is a formidable competitor." The CIT said, "But I can't say I approve of her tactics. I mean, tricked everyone into thinking that Trent was cheating on Gwen the whole time…So uncalled for." She walked off, never noticed the rustling bushes as Harold peeks out.

"Heather was definitely the scariest female on the island, but I can totally handle her." He smirked before the nerd blinked, "Did you hear something?"

"There you are, you little traitor!" The nerd paled at familiar voice and look up to see the lamppost coming at his face.

"Not the face! Not the face!" The lamppost slowly aims at the lower spot, "Back to the face! Yes, the face!"

* * *

"Oh, poor sucker." Trent snickered at the agony of the nerd.

"Wow!" Lindsay stared at the scene, "Glad she wasn't my CIT."

"So, Trent, Lindsay, give us your take on Heather." Chris said, standing next to them.

"I hope I never meet anyone like her ever again." The musician nodded his head.

"She is really mean, like, really mean." Lindsay said.

* * *

**(Hot Tub)**

"She was pretty bossy, eh?" Ezekiel asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh, she was so totally bossy!" Katie groaned as she leans against her boyfriend's chest.

"Yeah, she really scared me sometime." Cody gulped.

"Telling her off was the best moment of my life." Beth placed her hands on hip with glare.

"If none of us even like her, how did Heather make it to final?" Sadie asked unsurely.

"Because she is a conniving backstabbing, little bitch!" Everyone glanced to see Eva swallowing her steak in one bite.

"Girl, I hear you there!" Leshawna grunted with narrowed eyes, "I hope she is next to being voted out."

* * *

**(Bar Pool)**

"Who would I like to win?" Courtney tucked her hair behind ear with lightly blush, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'd have to pick Duncan." She giggled, "Don't tell the others though, okay?"

"Oh, we already know you were all over her." Everyone said in unison.

"My golden lab drools less over a rib-eye streak." Noah smirked, taking a sip from his drink.

"And we eavesdropped again!" Lindsay giggled as the CIT groaned into her hands.

* * *

**(Poolside)**

"Duncan?" DJ smiled with Bunny, "Man, this is one tough dude. I saw him wrestle with a grizzly bear to the ground. I'm so glad that Naruto was there to make sure nothing get out of hand."

* * *

**(Tree)**

Harold whimpered, attempting to get out of the tied lamppost and glanced at the ground. "Duncan, I hate that guy." The nerd said, "He made me pee my pants. He drew on my face with marker…"

"Nah, it was Geoff." Noah said as he walks past the nerd.

"No, it was this thug!" Harold shouted back and turned back to the camera. "He sprung my underwear up a flagpole…"

"Quit making things up, dude." Geoff hollered from the buffet table, "There was no underwear on any flagpole!"

"…Put hot sauce in them then fed them to me for lunch in an underwear sandwich." Harold continued, only to cut off again.

"The first part is true but the second part was Cody, if I recall it correctly." Chris said from below.

"Whatever! I can't stand this punk, he's so annoying!" The nerd shouted out before he fall down to the ground and some campers smirked at the karma.

* * *

**(Hot Tub)**

"Duncan is not really meaner and tough than I believed him to be." Bridgette smiled in the hot tub, "Courtney told me he has a sweet side and Naruto said he was really cool guy when you know him well…" She paused to glare at Ezekiel as he slowly sneaks to get closer to her and as soon as he noticed her glare, the farmer boy quickly retreated to the other side.

"Well, I think he is really cruel." Lindsay sipped her smoothie, "Anyone who treats deer and trees badly is not a friend to deer or trees." She smiled widely, "But I want O to win because he is so totally nice and cute. I'm so lucky to have him as my boyfriend!"

* * *

**(Bar Pool)**

"Owen?" Katie smiled, "He was so much fun!"

"Yeah, but he's really tough and strong! Remember the dodgeball game?" Sadie winced at the memories of the dodgeball challenge as the tanned girl nodded with her.

"Oh, I remember this one. I was so glad that he was on my team at this time." Cody chuckled and the girls rolled their eyes at him.

"Maybe he is not so bad." Trent smiled.

"Oh, we all know who you want to win." The chubby girl giggled with her friends.

"Yeah, Gwen's definitely my choice." The musician admitted with another smile.

"Oh, come on!" Trent turns to Courtney with frown on his face as the CIT kept talking on, "She is smart, but she is not exactly a team player." She sneered, "I was a team player. It should be me!"

"I won't say that if I were you." Leshawna said, "Girl is really tough than she looks like."

"Yeah, you're here." Noah nodded as he read his book, "You lost. Get over it…" The glasses hit his head, courtesy of the CIT.

"She let herself get buried alive for her team." Trent pointed out, "If that's not a team player then I don't know what it is."

* * *

**(Poolside)**

"She was kind of harsh sometime." Lindsay said as she reapplying her sunscreen, "But she is really nice and very helpful."

"Yeah, I think she's really cool, even if we hit some snags in our friendship." Bridgette stretched out on her lounge chair, "But I would vote for Naruto…" She glanced at everyone as they smirked at her and the surfer girl's face turn red.

"Oh, yeah." Justin chuckled, "Everyone was so happy when you finally confessed to him and Noah actually shows a new emotion this day."

"I vote for Naruto, totally." Tyler smiled, "He's really nice guy and helped us out all the time."

* * *

"Naruto is definitely the scariest guy on the island when he got really pissed off…" Harold shivered at the memories of the hunter, "Because of him, I just developed a fear of lullabies and loss control of bladder each time I hear a lullaby…" His eyes widened at the sound of lullaby and wetted his swimsuit.

"No way, it's true!" Chris laughed, waving his MP3 around.

* * *

**(Hot Tub)**

"Oh, I can't say anything bad about him and I excel at saying bad things about people." Courtney nodded with small smile, "I'll look past the fact that he's a close friend with Heather."

"Yeah, you can't help it but want to be his friend." Leshawna smirked, "There's something about him that draw everyone in." Some campers nodded at her sentence.

"I still don't understand why he is friend with meanest girl." Beth crossed her arms.

* * *

**(Bar Pool)**

"I think he is so cool and awesome." Sadie gushed with Katie, "I really like it when he did his skit as Joka at the talent show."

"That was really awesome, I still can't figure out how he did make more knives." Cody rubbed his head with tilted head.

"I think it was very amusing when he ended up in a love square." Noah gave them a small smirk, "Not to mention the kisses he got."

"Yeah, he is one lucky bro." Geoff chuckled, "He totally gets my vote." The party boy smirked at the bookworm, "What's the pot on this betting pool."

"A lot but not much as hundred grand bucks." Noah whispered.

* * *

**(Hot Tub)**

Everyone can see it was almost time for night after seeing the sunset, the host rounded everyone and bring them to the hot tub since it was big enough for everyone to fit in the camera. "Leshawna, accept my love!" Harold throws himself at the sassy girl before she shoved him into the water.

"I told you, you're not my type." Leshawna rolled her eyes at the nerd, "I like a guy who is big, strong, and sweet. Not a skinny, egoistic, and liar."

"I'm all of these!" Harold whined with puppy eyes and some teenagers shake their heads, he won't just give up. Their host clapped his hands to get their attention.

"Okay, losers." Chris smirked, "It is time for the most unexpected twist of all time." The teenagers glanced at each other, "Tonight, you will be voting the next camper off Total Drama Island."

"No way!" Lindsay gasped.

"Oh yes!" The host chuckled, "Here's how it's gonna work. There are no marshmallows. I'm gonna to ask you one by one who you would like to see join you here tonight at Playa De Losers." Chris leans in with a grin, "Katie and Sadie, since you share a brain, I'll ask you both. Who would you like to vote for?"

"Oh, I miss Naruto the most!" Sadie squealed, "He's really nice to me and Katie!"

"Yeah, it would be so much fun to have him here." Katie nodded, "Definitely Naruto!" The teenagers gasped at them as the bell dings twice.

"Why are you voting him off?" Courtney snarled, "If you like Naruto…" The bell dinged again, "Leave him in."

"That's three votes, Naruto." Chris said, '…For some reasons, I felt like I'm going to be in huge trouble…Nah!'

"What?! NO!" The CIT cried out.

"That don't count, she was not voting for Naruto." Justin speaks up and his eyes widened as he heard the bell dings again.

"Okay, onto the next voter, Lindsay!" The host chuckled and the bombshell noticed their concerns.

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna vote for Naruto." Lindsay waved her hand, never hear the bell dinged.

"Lindsay!" DJ cried out.

"No, you can't vote for me." The bombshell looks at him with quizzical expression, "You have to vote for someone who is in final five, like Naruto." The bell dinged again as some teenagers facepalmed.

"Ok, come on, guys." Izzy called out, "No one say Red's name!"

"Who's Red?" Ezekiel asked with blinking eyes.

"That's what I called Naruto…Whoops!" The crazy girl covered her mouth as the bell dinged.

"That's six votes, Naruto." Chris chuckled, wiping the tears out of his eyes.

The parrot squeaked out, "Naruto!"

"No!" Everyone cried out as the bell gave out another ding.

"Seven votes!" The host placed his hands on hip with a wide grin.

"Chris, that was a parrot!" Trent raised his hand, "It doesn't even know who Naruto is." He gulped at his mistake after hearing the bell dinged out again.

"Polly know who's Naruto, you twerp!" Everyone slowly turned to the parrot with shocked expression as the bell dinged. "Polly like Naruto!"

"…And that's ten!" Chris said, glancing at the parrot with weird look.

* * *

**(Total Drama Island: Dock)**

Naruto blinked as he sipping his ramen bowl from Chef's shoulder and tilted his head with confusing look. "I'll miss you, brat." The cooker said before he tossed the redhead in the boat and wave at him from the dock, watching him disappeared into the fog. "Now I have to deal with a pissed-off girl and three confusing maggots." Chef pinched the bridge of his nose, why don't he listen to his mama and become an accountant.

* * *

**(Playa De Losers Resort: Dock)**

Naruto was still sipping his ramen bowl with confusing expression as Chris walked up to him with a smirk on his face, "And with that, we're down to four." The host patted the redhead's shoulder, "Tune in next week to see the dramatic almost-conclusion of Total Drama Island!" The parrot flew to Naruto's head and nested itself in his hair with a squeak.

"…And cut!" Cameraman shout out and the camera crew quickly pack their stuff in before ran to the ship as Chris turned to the redhead.

"You have been eliminated! Enjoy your stay at five stars resort! Bye, Naruto!" The host said rapidly as he jump on the boat and take off quickly before Naruto can make any reactions.

"…I'm so confusing now, dattebayo."

"Naruto!" The parrot squeaked out.

* * *

**(Lobby)**

"So Chris kinda tricked Katie and Sadie into voting me and it set off a chain reactions, am I right, dattebayo?" Naruto sighed on his duffle bags as everyone nodded at him.

"We're so sorry!" Sadie wailed out.

"Nah, it's okay, it's okay." Naruto chuckled, "I forgive you already, it's not your fault at all." The chubby girl sighed before everyone catch up with the redhead as they help him move in his own room.

* * *

**(Naruto's bedroom)**

"Wow, this place is really sweet, dattebayo." Naruto said, glance around the bedroom after his tour around the resort with some of his friends, several of whisker times from the crazy girl, and grinned at the group. "Thank for the help, guys."

"Don't mention it, dude." Justin chuckled as he walks back to the pools, followed by everyone.

"Um…Bri-chan." Naruto grabs Bridgette's arm to stop her from walk out of his room after seeing that the group just left.

"Oh…What's up?" The surfer girl blushed as she rubbed her arm.

"Um…I want to give you my answer about the confession, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head with red face, "I give it a lot of thoughts and think so hard about it. Honestly, I never have been in a relationship before, not even one date in my whole life…" He paused for a while as Bridgette shuffled her feet with nervous expression, "You're right about us spending a lot of time together and we really clicked well so I want to…um…give it a try with you…"

"Y…You mean?" The surfer girl can feel her heartbeat going faster.

"Yeah, I want to go out with you, I really like you a lot." Naruto smiled before groaned out as Bridgette suddenly glomp him and wrapped her arms around him, burying her face in his chest. "Bri-chan?" The redhead glanced at the top of her head, feeling the wet spot on his shirt. "Um…Why are you crying, dattebayo?"

"…I'm so happy…" The surfer girl muttered out with a sniffle, "If it's a dream, I don't want to wake up from it…"

"…It's not a dream." Naruto smiled as he give her a light pitch to let her know that it's reality and lifts her chin up, wiping her tears of joy away with his thumbs. "I love you too, dattebayo…" He slowly gives her a kiss and pulls back from her. They stares in each other eyes before Bridgette give him kiss, then another kiss, and before they know it, they was making out, only to be interrupted by the door slammed open.

"Hey, bro, we're throwing a welcome party for…you…Um…" Geoff slowly trailed off, noticing the situation as the new couple blushed at him, still holding each other.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Um…Party at the pools…Um…Sorry, my bad!" The party boy shouted out as he slammed the door closed and they can hear the footsteps ran down the hallway.

"Um…" They quickly separated and Naruto coughed into his hand. "Do you want to go to the party, dattebayo?"

"…Yeah!" Bridgette giggled nervously with heavy blush on her face and jumped as her new boyfriend take hold of her hand.

"Let's go then…" Naruto scratched his head with a chuckle.

* * *

**(Lobby)**

"I'm so happy for you two!" Naruto and Bridgette winced as Leshawna pulls them in bone-crushing hug and everyone chuckled at her excitement as they congratulated the new couple.

"Izzy, you okay?" DJ gulped at the happy crazy girl, he knows that she has a crush on the redhead.

"What do you mean?" Izzy tilted her head with a blink.

"Um…You're not upset that Naruto is not single anymore?" The giant said slowly, he don't want to set her off.

"Sorta, I'm sad that I'm not his girlfriend but…" Izzy grinned slyly as the giant take sip out of his soda, "Maybe I'll try to be his mistress!" DJ choked on his drink, he was not only one that choked on their drink.

"…I really have no comment…" Noah blinked dumbfoundedly as the crazy girl giggled.

* * *

**(Drama Total Island: Main Lodge)**

Chef can feel Heather's glare from the table as he handed them their dinners and give out a sigh when the queen bee snatched it away from him. "…Spoiled Maggot, you know that I'm not responsible for his elimination…Just be mad at Chris." The cooker rolled his eyes, why does everyone always blame the wrong person?

"I know…" Heather growled, "But you did put him on the boat so I'm mad at you for that!"

"…Point taken." Chef muttered as he turns back to his cooking.

"Hmm, what would happen if Naru and Bridge get together since they both are off the island?" Owen asked with his mouth filled and Duncan grunted out as he wiped the food spit off his face, why did he decide to sit in front of the oaf?

"Well, there's a good chance that it will happen…" Gwen shrugged before jumped with the campers as the queen bee slammed her fist on the table.

"Like hell he will go out with Klutzy!" Heather snarled.

"But what if he does?" The punk chortled, know that it will hurt the queen bee and he hope it will send her running away with brawling her eyes out.

"…" The queen bee stood up and walks away from them but not before she grunted out something that made the campers glance at each other with worried expression. "Then I'll break them up, even if I have to steal him away!" It wasn't long enough until Chris peeked out of the window and glanced around.

"I swear my dramatic-sense just went off a few moments ago…Nah!" The host chuckled and walks away from them.

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

The weekend went by and the group gathered around the cough, beside several teenagers that decided to go to pool or gym instead of watching the latest episode of Total Drama Island. "Wow, that's really huge TV I ever seen in my life, dattebayo." Naruto blinked at the big screen TV as Bridgette giggled at his shocked expression, they were getting used to have a relationship for first time and so far, they just hold hands and kiss a few times.

"Not really." Justin shrugged, "It's kind of small to me…"

"Shh!" Courtney shushed, "It's starting now." They started to laughed as they watch Chris get hit by lighting on the TV.

* * *

**(Total Drama Island: Outside)**

The campers were relaxing under the roof of the cabin and Duncan glanced at the rain with a weird look, it was just sunny this morning! "Listen up, campers!" Chris' voice squeaked out of the loudspeaker, "One of the most grueling challenges of any summer camp experience is the dreaded rain day, where all activities with even the remotest possibility of fun are cancelled in favor of the craft tent. The forecast for tomorrow are rain, rain, and more rain, followed by rain. See you all in the craft tent tomorrow at 0700 hours."

"When I see him again, I'm going to shove my foot up his ass." Heather growled as she painting her toenails and Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Throwing tantrums around won't bring Naruto back, you know." The goth girl crossed her arms, "Just get over it."

"Go and find a bear that will eat your slutty body!" The queen bee snarled at her.

"It's so nice to see you two getting along…" Duncan smirked as he sharpened his stick, "Gives me the warm fuzzies."

"In your dreams, perv!" Heather narrowed her eyes with crossed arms.

"I won't dream of you at all." The punk sighed, "The day sucks, and even Owen couldn't put a shiny, happy spin on this weather…" They glanced around, "Speaking of which, where is Owen?"

"I just saw him going to the outhouse, maybe he's doing one of his confession again." Gwen replied and they decided to turn in very early since there was really nothing to do for the day. They never noticed the water rising from the river and they never feel anything as the flood carries them away at night.

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

"I can't believe they are sleeping through the flood…" Noah shakes his head as Gwen, Heather, and Duncan screamed out of fear and ran away from the sharks, making beeline to the floating cabin.

"I also can't believe that Owen kept talking for whole day and half…" Leshawna stared at the oaf on TV as he kept talking in the outhouse, "Come on, man!"

* * *

**(Duncan, Gwen, Heather)**

"Okay, is anyone else a little creaked by this deserted island?" Gwen asked worriedly, they finally make it to a mysterious island.

"Please!" Heather scoffed with eyeroll, "Any moron can see that this is one of Chris' cheesy production sets with fake props!" She kicked the rock in front of her and winced as she hopped on her foot.

"Yo, drama queens, we've obviously just drifted downstream." Duncan said, "The producers will send a search party."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Just to set the record straight, my sets are not cheesy." Chris muttered with hands on his hip, "I lost three interns moving those rocks into place." He chuckled, "And about that search party? Nah, it's obviously a challenge! I mean come on! Can't you see these cameras in front of you?" The host throws his hands up in air and rolled his eyes.

_***Static***_

"Well, well, well, stuck on an island with two hot girls." Duncan smirked before his smirk turned into a frown, "Too bad they're both completely annoying."

_***Static***_

"So I thought to myself, they left me here to die." Gwen muttered angrily as she crossed her arms.

_***Static***_

"Mental note, never sign up for a reality show ever again." Heather scoffed, "Also never force idiot to sign up with you too."

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

"She forced you to sign up for the show?" Noah blinked at the redhead, he really don't know this part.

"Yeah, she wants me to help her to get to the final place, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he watches the three campers argued with each other before Heather walk away from them with her nose up in air and stumbled upon the treehouse. "Poor Big O, he's losing it." Some teenagers chuckled as Owen ran into the T-Rex skeleton and ran back to the outhouse with bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

**(Deserted Island)**

Heather stood in front of the treehouse's door and glance around from the porch. "Nice view." She nodded to herself and turns her head to the arguing campers with narrowed eyes. "Hey, you two, if you're done with yelling at each other, I found us a place to rest…" The queen bee turn around to open the door, only to see a hanging skeleton and screamed out as she fall down from the treehouse. She crawled backward before her back hit the T-Rex skeleton and she give out another screaming as the two campers stared at the skeleton with shocked expression. Heather glared at the punk, "So still think we're downstream from camp?"

"Okay, I've been wrong before." Duncan whimpered.

* * *

**(Outhouse)**

Owen cried to himself, "I'm gonna die! Hey, are those coconuts?" He noticed the coconut tree and ran to it with a wide grin.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Will someone please explain to me why there are palm trees and coconuts up there?" Chef raised his eyebrows, "We're up in Northern Ontario!"

"They were leftover props from the bigassic park movie shoot." Chris replied as the cooker give him a look, "What? We're on a budget!"

"…And yet we have three islands and a five star resort…" Chef stared at his boss.

"…No comment."

* * *

"It's been a grueling nine minutes of isolation, where a human mind is ripe for cracking." Owen groaned as he raised the coconut to his face, "You know what I'm talking about, right, Mr. Coconut?" He moved it up and down as if it was nodding at him. "Oh, you do! It's just you and me, buddy!" The oaf hugged Mr. Coconut, "We'll hunt, forage, and survive together! But first, I need to pee!" Owen ran to the outhouse and turned to the coconut, "Can you look the other way, please?"

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

"…Why am I thinking about Cast Away movie?" Cody facepalmed at his large friend's antic and Naruto chuckled at the show before he stood up and turned to Bridgette.

"I'm going to get popcorn and some drinks, dattebayo. Do you want anything to drink?" The redhead asked.

"Grape soda, if they don't have it then just water." The surfer girl smiled at him as he nodded and walk out of the entertainment room.

* * *

**(Convenience Store)**

Naruto whistled to himself as he waited for his popcorn and browsed through the bookshelves for anything to read in his room. He can't believe that the resort has several inside stores but he don't mind it since it will be easier to get things without going all way to a store nearby the resort. "Hey, Naruto." The redhead looked up at the voice to see Noah as he grabbed the soda bottle.

"Hey, Noah." Naruto waved, "I thought you were watching the show, dattebayo?"

"Yeah, but I really got into my book and forget to ask you to get me a soda." The bookworm shrugged, sometime he would get lost in his book if he got to the good part. The redhead nods his head with a chuckle and turned around to get the popcorn bag out of the microwave.

"Well, I'm off, dattebayo." Naruto was about to walk out until Noah called out to him, "Hmm, What's up?"

"…Nah, I just forget what I was going to say." The bookworm shrugged his shoulders, "Sorry."

"It's alright, man." The redhead chuckled as he walks out of the store and Noah shook his head with a smirk, finally pick out a new book to read for the next several days.

* * *

**(Entertainment Room)**

"Hey, Bri-chan, here's your soda, dattebayo. What did I miss…Um…" Naruto raised his eyebrow at the TV, "…Why is Owen in loincloth…And how did he grow a beard this fast, dattebayo?"

"A lot of thing…" Leshawna stared with widened eyes, "To summary up, Gwen and Duncan form an alliance together, Heather got scared and say she's sorry to Lindsay and Beth in confession…And worst thing is that our big boy is really losing his mind."

"I hope he'll be okay when it's over…" The redhead muttered as he sat down next to Bridgette and the surfer girl leans against him.

"Thank for the soda, Naruto." Bridgette said with her eyes glued on the TV.

* * *

**(Deserted Island)**

Gwen paddled her raft across the sea and Duncan crossed his arms with a frown. "You paddle like a girl." The punk grunted out.

"Oh, if you don't like the accommodations, there's the door." The goth girl pointed at the sea with narrowed eyes.

"…Just give me the oar." Duncan reached out for the oar but Gwen pull it back.

"No, that's my raft!" The goth girl cried out, "I row!"

"Oh, well, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you just rode us in a big circle 'cause there's the shore again!" The punk informed her with glare as they look at the shore with broken coconuts littering across the shoreline.

"Um…" Gwen gulped as they reach to the shoreline, "Looks like our deserted island isn't so deserted."

"Which cost you one omelet?" Duncan smirked, grabbing his egg that he stole from a nest and ran off until the goth girl jumped on him. They fought for a while until they hear a screech and look up to see the Stymphalian Canadian Geese flew toward them with angrily eyes.

"Um…You can have your egg back…" Gwen shoves the egg back in the punk's hand and ran off, screaming her head off.

"Um…Here's your egg, mama…" Duncan quickly placed the egg on the ground and ran after the goth girl, screaming his head off too.

* * *

**(Treehouse)**

Heather sighed before she blinked at Owen as he sneaked out behind the rock and snarling gibberish. "…Are you high, fatso?" The queen bee tossed him the bag of marshmallows and chocolate bar, figured that he must be hungry…That and she don't want him to get closer to the treehouse, looking like that.

"Oooh, mallomars…" The oaf whined as he ate the wrapped bar, caused Heather to stare at him in disgust.

"What's the big deal with that big beard?" The queen bee asked as she gets on the ground and attempted to yank it off. "…Is that a real beard? How the fuck can you grow this fast?"

"Heather? Is it really you?" Owen gasped, "You're not a mirage?" They both heard screaming and turn around to see Gwen and Duncan ran out of the forest before skid in front of them.

"Owen?" Gwen gasped with a raised eyebrow.

"…Is that a beard?" Duncan asked.

"Oh, my brethren!" The oaf grabbed them in bear hug, "At last, we're together! I shall never let go…" The snake falls on them and hissed at them. "…Let me rephrase that…RUN!" They quickly climb up the treehouse as the snake slither around the tree.

"Just take this fake beard off…" The goth girl tugged Owen's beard, causing him to cry out in pain. "…The fuck?"

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

"Ooh, O look so manly with his beard." Lindsay sighed dreamily with hands on her cheeks and some teenagers raised their eyebrows at her, why is she not bothered by the fact that her boyfriend can grow beard in just few minutes?

"I kinda feel bad for him, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin, "Must suck to shave it every hours…" Every male teenager nodded, it was too much work to shaving your facial hairs.

"Hmm, I think it must be weird if you have a beard." Bridgette said as she glanced at her boyfriend's jaw, "A crimson beard…"

"Oh that's true." Courtney nodded as she watches the campers argued with each other in the treehouse, it was a shame that they edited out their confession of their sins. She was very curious why Duncan went to Juvie for.

* * *

**(Deserted Island: Treehouse)**

Owen sighed on the bunk bed, "There, don't you feel better now." The campers glanced at each other before the oaf screamed out at the spider on his face, "Ew, ew! Spiders in the bed!" He ran out of the treehouse and blinked at the smoke from the distance. "Hey, we got neighbors!" Owen pointed at the smoke as they peeked out.

"The rescue team?!" Duncan asked with widened eyes.

"Or a trick, courtesy of Chris." Heather said with a sneer.

"I know how we can find out." The oaf grinned at them, earning a weird and confusing looks from them.

* * *

**(Trailer)**

Chef and Chris were laughing at the cooker's joke before the campers jumped out with war paints on their face and the host raised his eyebrow at them. "See, I told you they lost it." Chef crossed his arms with eyeroll and his boss nodded at him.

"It's about time you showed up, guys." Chris smirked at the confusing campers.

"Mr. Coconut, it's a mirage!" Owen cried at his coconut, "They're just figments of my imagination."

"…This one lost his mind more than I thought…" Chef facepalmed.

"Yeah, reminded me of Cast Away film…Owen, it's not a mirage." Chris chuckled, "It's our production crew's secret location…" The host narrowed his eyes at the gasping campers, "Or was a secret until now."

"Wait, what about the T-Rex's skull?" Heather asked.

"And the prehistoric goose?" Duncan inputted in.

"Oh, those are just left over from a dinosaur movie that was…" The host said before the queen bee cut him off.

"You mean while we were shipwrecked, you were here, basking in the lap of luxury a mere hundred feet away?!" Heather snarled as the rain dropped on them.

"Yes, Heather, that would be accurate." Chris chuckled as he walks inside the trailer with Chef, "Sorry, I'd invite you in, but there's only room for six. See you at campfire tonight!" The host slammed the door and Heather roared out with rage.

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**(Total Drama Island: Campfire)**

"Well, it's been a grueling day, campers." Chris chuckled at the soaking and tired campers, "Frankly, Chef and I are worn out. I hope you've learned two valuable lessons. First, always make sure your cabins are securely fastened to the ground, and second, the every camper for themselves idea sucks. Four heads are always better than one…"

"I think you mean five!" Owen cleared his throat with a grin as he lifted Mr. Coconut.

"…Which brings us to yet another dramatic marshmallow ceremony." Chris smirked as he holds up a plate with four marshmallows.

"Hey, wait a minute, you have four marshmallows." Duncan raised his eyebrow with crossed arms, "That's one for each of us."

"Excellent, observation, dude." The host mocked as he tossed them to the campers, "Heather, Duncan, Gwen, Owen."

"Oh, no!" Owen gasped as he looks at his coconut, "You don't mean…"

"Hell yeah!" Chris shouted out as he grabbed the coconut from the oaf and dropkicks it out of the island. "It was starting to creep me out!"

"MR. COCONUT!" Owen cried at his loss.

"Good night, campers!" The host waved at them as he walks away from them, "And Owen, pull yourself together, man!"

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**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

The group stared at the TV for a while before Naruto laughed out loudly, holding his side as they shakes their head. "I can't believe they just kick a coconut out, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as he wiped the tears away.

"I think it was wise." Noah muttered, "What if they let him keep this coconut? He will really lose his sanity." Everyone nodded at his sentence and they sit around in silence until Trent decided to say something.

"So anyone up for foosball game?" The musician asked.

"I'm game. See you later, Bri-chan." Naruto chuckled as he kissed Bridgette's cheek and stand up to follow Trent to the game room.

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**(Game Room)**

After a few rounds of foosball, Trent glanced at the redhead and rubbed his head. "Hey, Naruto…Just want to let you know this we're cool about the kiss."

"Oh, did you saw this part?" Naruto rubbed his head nervously with blush.

"Yeah, everyone did." The musician smiled, "I don't blame her for that."

"That's good because I would hate to be the reason why you two break up for good." The redhead let out a sigh of relief, "So are you going to reconnect with her after this show?"

"Yeah, if she want to." Trent said with a smirk as he scored a goal, "That's six to five."

"Hey, that's foul! I wasn't paying attention! Rematch!" The musician laughed at his redhead friend.

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**(Cafeteria)**

The next morning, the losers chatted with each other while they have their breakfast and the most common topic of the day was the next episode that will be aired tonight and they make guesses about who will be joining them at the Playa De Losers Resort. They made some plans to watch it tonight but only Naruto have another plan and whispered to Bridgette. "Bri-chan, want to go to this restaurant near here, dattebayo?"

"Like a date?" The surfer girl blushed, if it was then it would be their first date together.

"Yeah…" The redhead scratched his head with a wide grin, "How about five pm?"

"That's perfect." Bridgette smiled as she stands up, "Then I better get things ready by then." They waved at each other as she walk away from him and he turned around to see some of his friends smirking at him, causing his face to turn red. He was really shy since he was new to whole thing.

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**(Naruto's Room)**

"Thank for the tips, guys." Naruto smiled at Justin, DJ, and Cody as they hang out in his room. He just asked them for the date tips and they helped him out a lot, it was surprising that DJ had a several dates and he doesn't even know that Justin have a lot of exes, it was really a lot!

"No problem, man." DJ chuckled, "Did you pick out what you are going to wearing for the date?" The redhead nods his head and pull out the clothes that he was going to wear.

"…" The three boys glanced at each other with blank expression before Cody coughed into his hand, "I don't think it is good idea to wear this…um…outfit?"

"What do you mean? It's really awesome and I just got it from the resort's store." Naruto blinked, glancing at his orange jumpsuit.

"…I'm going to lend you some of my clothes…" Justin mumbled and turned to the boys. "Please burn this thing when I distract him." The model whispered and they nodded as they glanced at the confusing redhead.

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**(Total Drama Island: Woods)**

The four campers were sleeping in their bunk beds, even the wildlife won't even wake them up. The squirrel hopped on Heather's bed to grab the nut and ran across her bed, waking the queen bee up. "What? Who's that?" Heather muttered sleepily before her eyes widened at her surrounding, "Where are we?!" The cry of queen bee waked up the campers and they blinked at the forest.

"How did we get here?" Duncan glanced around bewilderedly.

"Chris?" Gwen shouted out.

"Mommy!" Owen sobbed.

"Everyone just shut up! How you got here is not your concern!" The campers looked up to see Chef, hanging on the ladder from the helicopter and drop the cooker off before flew away.

"What happened to Chris?" The goth girl asked with raised eyebrow.

"He's hosting an award show and I'm in charge of here for the day!" Chef snarled at them.

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**(Chris)**

His eyes glanced around the white office, drumming his fingers on the desk and sighed as he shifted his eyes to the door. He just ordered Chef to tell the campers and viewers his cover story about hosting an award show. Chris snapped out of his thought at the sound of the door opened and closed, turning his head to see a short old doctor walk inside with a huge frown behind his bushy mustache.

"I hope that is last time you asked me!" The doctor muttered angrily as he handed Chris the folder and sit down on his chair, only show the top half of his head.

"Sorry about that." The host sighed as he opened the folder and read it over and over. "I just want to see it with my own eyes." Chris blinked at the sound of someone coming inside the room and turned around to see a familiar face before he turned to the doctor with questionable look. "…Why is he here?"

"I called him here and don't worry, he won't tell anyone." The doctor muttered, "Take it away, sir."

The person nodded at him and cleared his throat before his eyes locked into the confusing host's eyes. "Chris Mclean…You are…THE FATHER!"

"Thank you, Maury. You may leave." The doctor waved him away and Chris turned to the doctor with blank face as Maury leaved the room.

"You know, you don't have to bring him in for this…" The host deadpanned.

"I know…I'm just tired of testing the same things over and over." The doctor shrugged with his shoulders and Chris glanced back to his folder. There was silence in the room until the host sighed as he stand up and walk to the door.

"Hey, doctor…"

"Yes, Chris?"

"Don't worry, I won't ask you again and thank…" Chris sighed as he exited the room, never noticed the doctor jumped on his desk and danced in joy, shouting something about no more test.

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**(Playa De Losers: Hallway)**

Naruto knocked Bridgette's door, it was almost time for their date and he admitted that he was really nervous but the boys told him that it was normal to feel like that on the first date. The door opened and the redhead dropped his jaw at his date.

"I see you like it." Bridgette giggled shyly. She was wearing a white button up blouse, black Capri pant with wedge shoes, and her hair was wavy without her ponytail. "You look handsome by the way."

"Thank, the guys helped me out with them." Naruto scratched his head, chucking. He was wearing a gray button down shirt, and a blue jean with his orange sneakers that he always like to wear. "Are you ready, Bri-chan?" Naruto asked with his arm out and Bridgette nodded, taking his arm as she locked her door.

"So what restaurant are we going?" She asked as they walk to the elevator.

"Well, I found one of restaurants that have a lot of vegetables and I bet you like this place, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and Bridgette smiled at him, she was glad that he remember the fact that she's a vegan and she really don't mind if he eat meat as long as she don't have to eat it. "But since it's a little early, I thought it would be good idea to watch a movie before dinner."

"Oh, what movie are we going to watch?" The surfer girl asked.

"Hmm, I dunno, let's go and see what the theater are playing then we'll pick one out. Is that cool with you?" The redhead rubbed his head and she nodded.

"As long as it's not a scary movie."

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**(Total Drama Island: Trailer)**

Chef whistled a tune as he walk inside Chris' trailer to get a book to read when his cinnamon rolls are ready and he hope the campers won't be back by then because they kept taking his goodies! He blinked, noticing a thick red scrapbook, next to the empty envelope, on top of his boss's desk and pick it up to see the title on it. "Mommy's Memories?" The cooker read it out loud and glanced at the bottom to see a name. "By Uzumaki Kushina…" Chef's eyes widened before he peeks at the first page to see a picture of a sleeping baby and he can tell that it was Naruto since the baby have red hair. "Ooh, I want to see it all." The cooker chuckled as he walks out of the trailer.

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**(Playa De Losers: Restaurant)**

After their movie, they were having their dinner and make a small talk. "So how's the salad, Bri-chan?" Naruto smiled at her as he cut the piece of salmon.

"It's good." Bridgette smiled, placing her elbow on the table and hold her head up with hand. "Naruto, tell me, have you make any plans or goals in the future?" She was curious if he have any plans or goals in the future.

"Hmm…" The redhead tilted his head as he swallowed his meat, "Yeah, I have a lot of goals…" He started to count on his hands, "Like try to write a book, be a stuntman, travel around the world, visit my kaa-san's hometown in Japan, and many things, dattebayo. What about you, Bri-chan?"

"My goals are just to catch some big waves and travel around the world." The surfer girl giggled, "Maybe we both will just go on a world travel, just two of us."

"Oh, that will be so awesome, dattebayo." Naruto laughed with Bridgette.

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**(Total Drama Island: Outside)**

"Aww, brat's first playdate with spoiled maggot!" Chef sighed as he tossed the piece of cinnamon roll into his mouth and look at the picture. It show the two childhood friends as toddlers, Naruto was grinning widely as he hugging Heather, who was glaring at the camera with puffy cheeks and she was wearing a pink bow on her head. "They were so cute back then…What happened? Why can't they stay cute?" The cooker sniffed before he glared at his tear as it quickly crawls up into his eyes.

"We made it!" Chef snapped his head up to see Owen ran to his cinnamon rolls and scraped them down, forget to tag the totem to win the invincibility for his team as the girls touch the totem.

"No, dude!" Duncan screamed out in shock, "We were so close. Why?!"

"Well, they're fresh from the oven." The oaf blinked before the cooker smacked the tray away and get in his face with deadly glare.

"Those are mine!" Chef snarled, "I was eating them when I read this book from Chris' trailer! All right, game over! Girls win, Boys lose!" He holds up the red scrapbook and Heather blinked at the book.

'Wait…' The queen bee's eyes widened at the title, did this psycho cooker said it was from Chris' trailer and she recalled that Naruto said that he was going to give it to his…Her mouth dropped to the ground and grabbed her head. "Oh…My…God…Chris is Naru…Mmmph!" Heather flailing her arms around as Chef covered her mouth with nervous expression.

"Shh, girl, keep it low." The cooker whispered, he accidently forgets about the queen bee and he don't want her to blabbing it out loud on nationwide show. He glanced behind to see the confusing campers and bellowing out loud. "Go and vote for any maggot boys to kick off the island! Go! Go!" He was thankful that the campers ran away from him as Chef turned to Heather with a deadly glare, "Don't go blabbing it around or else…" The queen bee nodded dumbly as she stumbled off to vote and the cooker sighed, he is so going to have an earful scold from his boss.

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**(Campfire)**

The four campers stared at Chef as he paced around with anger expression on his face. "This was supposed to be my day!" The cooker throws his hands up in air, "I had it all planned! I was going to finish my sticky buns after finishing the scrapbook and relaxing with one of Heather's facials while I read Gwen's diary and cleaning my toenails…" He tossed the dirty knife to Duncan, "Which remind me that you need to sharpen this."

"Stabby!" The punk cried out to his ruined knife.

"Then I was gonna loot the rest of Owen's snack stash…But you all ruined it!" Chef snarled as he throws the marshmallows at the girls, "Here's your invinci-damn-bility!" He turned to the boys and throws the last marshmallow at the oaf. "Choke on this, glutton! Duncan, you're finished! Now get the hell out of here!"

"Good!" Duncan scoffed as he stomped toward the dock of the shame, "Get me the fuck out of here and back to juvie! At least with convicts, you know what to expect!"

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**(Dock)**

"Okay, everyone!" Chef crossed his arms with glare, "So far there was so many stuffs going on and I want to make it short and sweet, unlike this mouthy boss of mine! We are now down to final three and it left us with a few questions. Who will be the next maggot to walk the dock of shame and who will win the hundred grand smacks? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ISLAND!"**

"You better paid me for this episode, Chris!" Chef roared with popped veins.

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**(Playa De Losers: Beach)**

Bridgette and Naruto were walking down the beach, barefoot as they hold hands while Naruto hold their shoes in other hand. "I think we may miss the episode." Bridgette smiled, "But I don't mind it since it's really a great date."

"Yeah, it is." The redhead chuckled, starting to swing their arms around as they reach the dock and blinked at the grumpy punk walk out of the boat. "Duncan? So you were eliminated today?"

"Whiskers?" The punk blinked before he noticed their holding hands and smirked at them. "So you two are on a date now?" They both blushed, "About fucking time you get together…" Duncan chuckled as he walk away from them with a wave, "Then I'll be off, enjoy your date."

"Um…Well…" Naruto coughed into his hand, "Let me walk you back to your room." The surfer girl nodded with red face.

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**(Hallway)**

"Well, I guess that's a good-night." Bridgette twirled her hair as they stand in front of her door and Naruto nod, rubbed his head.

"Yeah…" He leans in to take a kiss from the surfer girl and she pulled his head in to deepen their kiss as she lean against her door. They started to making out before a voice cleared and they jumped from each other to see…

"Chris? What are you doing here?" Bridgette blinked at the host as he glanced away from them.

"Um…I was taking some suggestions for the next challenge with the final three." Chris coughed, it was really awkward for him with them since he just walked on them. "The next challenge is dare challenge and I was going to ask you guys what kind of dare you want them to do but you were…um…" He glanced at the blushing couple, "Maybe I'll be back later…"

"Um…Nah, we were saying our good-night…Um…See you tomorrow, Naruto!" Bridgette said faster as she ran into her room and slammed the door on them.

"…"

"…"

"…Um…Want to come in my room, dattebayo?" Naruto rubbed his head and Chris nodded his head with unsure expression on his face.

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**(Naruto's Room)**

"Wow, some of your dares are very sadistic!" Chris chuckled as he wrote Naruto's suggestions down.

"Yeah, you should see my corncob prank." The redhead chuckled, "Everyone said it was worst than sadistic pranks I pulled on people…" They stand around in awkward silence and look around the room before the host sighed.

"Look, Naruto…Um…I'm still kinda shocked that I have a kid and…Um…" Chris rubbed his head, "I really don't know how to deal with it…Um…"

"It's okay, dattebayo." Naruto said, "I…um…I think I'm not going to call you tou-san yet until we spend some time together and…Um…You know, start a father-son relationship when both of us are ready for it..." The redhead rubbed his head, "Um…I just want to hang around with you, getting know you and well…"

"I'm fine with it." Chris speak up, "Just…um…give me some time until I get used to the fact that you're my kid and um…I think that's it for now…Good talk." The host suddenly stands up and scratched his head as Naruto nodded at him, it was getting more awkward between them and they want to end their conversation for now. "Well…See you at the end of the show…"

"Yeah, see you, dattebayo." The redhead watched on as Chris quickly walk out of the room and he fall back on his bed with groan. "I have a feeling that my life is going to be one crazy life…"

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_Contestants: Gwen, Heather, Owen_

_Eliminated: Beth, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Naruto, Noah, Sadie, Trent, Tyler_

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**And this ends our sixth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**It was kind of hard writing this chapter since we got closer to the end of the Island Arc because there were not really a lot of things going on in these Total Drama Island episodes and I tried my best with them.**

**Little fun fact: I always write them late at night because for some reason it helps me out a lot, weird…**

**We can see that Naruto is getting along with Gwen very well in tri-arm challenge, unlike Gwen and Geoff in the cannon. It shows that they are friendly and get along well with each other when work together.**

**I want to say something because I'm sure some of people want me to make Naruto a winner in this arc. I'm not going to make him a winner in everything, there will be some that he may win or lost, depending on the situations in this story. I believe that it's possible for him to be vote out by accident because the BFF girls were tricked by Chris' snappy words and they like him since he was really well-liked by everyone.**

**I hope that I write Naruto's romance relationship with Bridgette well because that's first time for me to write this kind of relationship. I'm also not good at writing date scene but I'm trying my best and I hope I will get better with them soon.**

**You have noticed that the scenes went back and forth between Naruto on Playa De Losers and the campers on the island, I was just exploring to see how it would turn out for the readers and I will take any feedback or suggestions if I decide to do it again in case if Naruto will be out of the contests.**

**We just saw that Heather figured out that Chris and Naruto is related to each other because of the scrapbook that was in the thick envelope from the first chapter with several papers and DNA swap tube inside. I wonder what would happen between them…Oh what would she do when she find out about Naruto's new relationship? Well, I'm not telling!**

**Anyone cool with how Chris and Naruto acted around each other at the end of this chapter? They are not really there as father and son but Chris is going to try to get using to the idea that they are related to each other.**

**The next chapter is the end of the Total Drama Island arc and I have a feeling that it will be a little shorter than the rest of pervious chapters but we'll see how it turn out by then…**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to campers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	7. Island: Final Three, Winner, and Shocker

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Coldblue: 1) Hmm…Who know? lol. 2) It's likely that it will happen. 3) Yeah, there will be some background about Naruto's parents in future. 4) Who know how it will turn out for the redhead?**

**Raven: Wow…You sure that you don't work together with Coldblue to break into my safe for the notebook? lol.**

**Kaiju: I already decided on the pairing route but you have to read on and make a lot of guess like everyone else.**

**Did I miss any questions? Yes? No? Maybe?**

**Anyway, it's time for the seventh chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 7: Island: Final Three, Winner, and Shockers**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Island, there was seven campers and four of them can't make it to the end." Chris grinned, "Everyone was shocked to see the fan-favorite camper, Naruto, voted out by the losers!" He paused to chuckling, "Now we are down to the final three campers, Gwen, Owen, and Heather! It brings up some questions! What kind of challenges are they going to face? Who will be taking the boat of loser? Who will be the winner? Find out tonight on Total Drama Island!" The host rubbed his hands with maniacal grin, "You really don't want to miss this one because it's going to be good!"

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**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

Naruto walked up to the teenagers as they watch the television and he takes a glance at the new episode, it was on live. "Did I miss anything, dattebayo?" The redhead asked and some of them shake their heads.

"Nah, you just missed the opening but it was kind of boring." Justin said as he checking himself out with his mirror, "Just some trash talks in confession…Well, just the girls. Owen kept talking about pancakes."

"Oh, Big O." Naruto chuckled, taking his seat on the floor.

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**(Total Drama Island: Stage)**

"Campers, welcome to the semifinals!" Chris grinned at the campers, "The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, so…" The campers glanced at each other with nervous expression, "They asked the ousted campers for ideas. Turns out they had a lot! They provided with the sickest, most twisted, and insane dares imaginable in 'TDI's' version of…" Chef, in his pink dress, brings in a spinning board with huge grin, "Spin the bottle! Starting with Izzy, Trent, Cody, Justin, Naruto, Noah, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, Tyler, Harold, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, Courtney, Eva, Sadie and Katie, and the homeschooled, misogynistic country boy, Ezekiel."

"Do you have to list each names?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow but the host ignored her as he turns to the camera.

"Put them all together, and we've got a high-stakes game of 'I Triple Dog Dare You'!" Chris spins the bottle and winked at the campers.

"What is that, grade five?" Heather scoffed, "Why don't we just do seven minutes of heaven in a skanky basement closet?"

"Yeah, good call!" Owen cheered, "You should bring Trent, Lind, and Naru here!" The group stared at him as Heather smack the back of his head.

"Each player will take turns spinning the bottle." The host explained with a chuckle, "The camper that you land on determines the dare you'll perform." Chris pulls out a soda bottle, "You can take the dare yourself and win a get-out-of-dare freebie or inflict the dare on a fellow camper in hopes of booting them out."

"And if we refuse to do the dare?" Heather asked.

"Oh, not a good option." The host replied as he placed the bottle on Chef's tray, "Anyone who chickens out of their dare will be sent directly to the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, do not go to bonfire, do not collect marshmallow, and do not get to win 100,000 bucks!" Chris gestured to the canoe, filled with money.

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**(Confession)**

"Wow, a sudden-death elimination…" Gwen smirked with crossed arms, "Good one."

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"Okay, who's ready to humiliate themselves first?" Chris grinned at the unwillingly campers.

"Oh, what the heck." Gwen shrugged, "Let's get this over with." She walks up to the spinning wheel and spin the bottle.

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**(Confession)**

"Okay, so here's the deal." Chris smirked, "Chef and I have a little side bets going. The first bet, whoever pukes first has pony up 100 bucks. The second bet, we chose a camper and whoever scream from Naruto's dare has to pay 100 bucks." The host chuckled, "They better pray that they don't land on Naruto."

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"Okay, let's get this party started!" The host said as the bottle lands on Duncan, "Duncan's dare! Lick Owen's armpit!" Gwen and Heather widened their eyes in disgust. "Gwen, you can perform the dare yourself or dare one of your competitors to do it. Either way, someone's licking some armpit in the next minute."

"I triple dog dare Heather." The goth girl smirked, glanced at the paled queen bee. Heather whimpers as Owen slowly lifts his arm to expose his armpit.

"You could imagine that you're licking an ice-cream cone." The oaf encouraged.

"Shut up!" Heather snarled.

"…Minus the BO…" Owen whispered softly and the queen bee glared at him, causing him to clamed up. Heather stared at his armpit before she gives it a quick lick and gagged out as she dropped down on the ground, squirming around.

"Oh ho ho, man!" Chris chuckled with Chef, "That was so sick! I nearly puked…" The cooker raised his eyebrow at his boss, "Nearly!" Chef gave him a few nods, it was fair enough for him.

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After her recovery, Heather gives the bottle a spin as the campers watch on nervously and the bottle slowly land on…"Naruto's dare is…" The host pulled out a tape as Chef pushes the television in, "Listen to his infamous corncob prank story until the end of it! Plus, it has bonus footage of this prank in act." The queen bee paled at the dare.

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**(Confession)**

"Originally, I was going to dare this weird goth girl if it was different dare but this dare is too much evil for my taste…Even if it has his prank in it…" Heather holds herself with a shiver.

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"Owen, I dare Owen." The queen bee said quickly with sweating face.

"Okay, I bet it's gonna be awesome!" Owen grinned as he sits down in front of the television, "Naru always has best stories!"

"Gwen, Heather, put these on and turn around for a while." Chris handed the girls a pair of headphones and turns to the camera with a smirk as the girls placed their headphones on. "Due to the graphical story, we will cut the feed for a certain amount of time. Chef, if you please." He paused to tapping his chin, "I got to admit it, I'm very curious about it for a while."

"Bring it on!" The oaf grinned and Chef played the tape as he put his own headphone on, one corncob prank story is enough for him. Naruto appeared on the television and waved at the camera. "Hi, Naru!" Owen giggled as the redhead start to talking about his prank, even pull out a corncob.

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"YOU MONSTER!" Owen wailed at the static of the television as he curled up in ball, "How could you do this to an innocent corncob! WHY!"

"Is it over yet?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow, taking a glance behind her shoulder and blinked at the sight.

"…Now I can see the resemblance…" Chris whispered to Chef with widened eyes as he hands the cooker a hundred buck.

"Did you say something?" The cooker lifts his headphone with confusing expression and the host shrugged as he turned to the sobbing oaf.

"Okay, Owen, it's your turn to spin the bottle." Chris said as Owen slowly stand up with a sniffle and span the bottle, landed on Beth. "Beth's dare…" The host glanced at his cue card, "Rechewing a wad of Harold's gum." The girls gagged at the sight of wad of chewed gum as Chef carry it in jar.

"I will take the dare!" The oaf grinned.

"EW!" Gwen and Heather cried out in unison.

"Dude, it's chewed gum!" Chris dropped his jaws, "Harold's chewed gum!"

"I know, but it must be pretty special if he's been saving it." Owen shrugged with a grin as he knocked the jar. Chef pulled his gloves on and picks the wad of gum up with tongs before lift it to the oaf's face. Owen opened his mouth as he take the gum and starts to chew it, never noticed the group staring at him in disgust. "Mmm…Full body. A delicate, fruity aroma with a hint of citrus." The oaf described the taste with laughter, "Robust, yet balanced. Oh, summery! Oooh! And a crunchy center!" Everyone blinked as they glanced at Harold's picture and they can see that the nerd was picking his nose before they realized what the crunchy center was made from.

"EW!" Heather and Gwen shouted out as Chef and Chris gagged, forcing the bile down their throat.

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**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

"EW!" Everyone cried out as they jumped away from Harold while he was picking his nose.

"What?" The nerd blinked at them.

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**(Total Drama Island: Stage)**

"Woo-hoo!" Owen cheered to himself after blowing a gum out.

"Owen wins the first freebie." Chris gagged as he hands the oaf a bottle, "…And tetanus shot if you want."

"Nah, I'm good." Owen smiled, "Thanks!"

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**(Confession)**

"This could be harder than I thought." Gwen muttered.

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"Gwen, you're up next." Chris grinned as the goth girl span the bottle again and this time, it landed on Cody. "Drop a tray of ice into your undies and let them melt." The host chuckled.

"That's it?" Gwen snickered, "I can handle that." She changed her mind as soon as Chef walks up to her with bucket of ice but she scooped some of them out and turns around to shove them down her skirt.

"Now that's one cool chick with a frosty 'tude chillin' by the…" Chris joked until the goth girl shouted at him with chattering mouth.

"Just give me the f-f-f-freakin' f-freebie!" Gwen snatched the bottle from the cooker's hands.

"My turn!" Heather snarled as she stood up, "And I'm taking the dare. I don't care what it is!" The queen bee stomped to the spinning wheel and turned the bottle with all of her might before it stops on Tyler.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"There is no way I was letting those nerdlings get ahead of me." Heather huffed with a shrug, "I mean, how bad could the dare be? I'd already licked Owen's armpit!"

* * *

'I was wrong, I was wrong!' Heather cried inside her head, staring at half-naked Owen, lying on the floor, as Chef pouring jelly in his bellybutton.

"Damn, that's one deep bellybutton." The cooker mumbled to himself.

"Sorry." Owen chuckled nervously.

"Shut up!" The queen bee snarled but it falls upon deaf ears.

"Twice in a row's gotta suck." The oaf muttered softly.

"I mean it!"

"Well, especially since I never wash in there." Owen's revelation make Heather want to throw up right there, "Not 'cause I don't want to. I just forget!" The queen bee takes a deep breath and slurping the jelly out of the oaf's belly. After finish her dare, Heather stumbled around and fighting back the bile in her mouth. "Hey, you didn't puke this time!" Owen grinned at her but Heather gagged again.

"…You still cool?" Chris asked his co-worker and his answer was just a silent nod.

* * *

Heather lied on the bed with oxygen mask as Chef checked her pulse and the host turned to the camera with a grin. "Okay, we'll give Heather a few more minutes on life support before we start the next round." Chris chuckled as he raised a tray of sandwiches, "Okay, Chef made snacks. PB&amp;J anyone?" Heather vomited into her oxygen mask as the host takes a few steps back with Owen and they took the sandwich from the tray, ignoring the vomiting queen bee.

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

"Poor Heat-chan." Naruto said worriedly as some teenagers smirked at the television.

"…Dude, I'm curious…" Duncan whispered to Tyler, "Where did you get this idea from?"

"Actually, I asked Naruto for some suggestions." The jock admitted.

* * *

**(Total Drama Island: Stage)**

"Nice!" Owen cheered as the bottle landed on Izzy, "Come on, Izzy! Bring it!"

"Give a purple nurple to a sleeping bear." Chris chuckled and the oaf laughed.

"Yes! Oh, sounds wicked, man!" Owen paused, "What's a purple nurple?"

"It means you have to twist the bear's nipples." Chris grinned at the sweating oaf, "Now off to the cave you go!"

* * *

About twenty minutes later, Owen limped back to the stage, with bruises and bumps, and takes the bottle from the smirking host as Gwen span the bottle. It landed on Naruto and the host checked his cue card with a grin. "Naruto's dare…Face Chef in a dueling stick battle on the platform in piranha-infested pool…"

"That's it?" The goth girl snorted, "I'll do it!"

* * *

"Where's my dueling stick?" Gwen shouted at the host as she ducked under the swinging of the massive dueling stick and Chef laughed manically at her.

"I was going to say barehanded but you cut me off." Chris gave her a sadistic smirk before he ducks under the screaming goth girl as she flew overhead, courtesy of Chef's swing. "Here's the freebie." The host tossed her the bottle as the goth girl groaned out and turns around to see Heather span her bottle, landing on Geoff. "Drink powdered fruit punch from the communal toilet." Heather pointed at Gwen with an evil smirk as Chris rubbed his chin with a chuckle, "Quite the predicament, Gwen. Do you use one of your two freebies or do I save them for an even sicker dare down the road? What to do? What to do?"

The goth girl inhaled deeply, "I'm going in."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"So freakin' sick!" Chris groaned before he smirked, "Chef's going down!"

* * *

**(Bathroom)**

Chris pours the powdered fruit punch in the dirty toilet and mixed it up with the plumber as Gwen and Chef watch on in disgust. "No way!" The host groaned, "That's so gross! Oh ho ho!" The goth girl take the bendy straw from the host and take a sip from the toilet bowl before she gags as she ran to other toilet to vomit, causing the host and cooker to almost vomit on the spot but they swallow the bile back in.

* * *

**(Stage)**

Heather smirks at the vomited-covered goth girl as Owen takes his turn and the queen bee leans closer to her. "At this rate, Trent's gonna need a fumigation squad just…" Gwen burped in Heather's face, stunned her for a while.

"Eat dog food!" Chris said as Owen landed on Cody.

"Yeah, baby!" The oaf cheered before glanced at the girls with guilty look, "Man, sorry, guys. I keep getting all the good ones."

"Okay, down, boy! Heel!" Chris chuckled, "Dude, you have two freebies you can use…Better yet, you could dare an opponent…Like, say, one with only one freebie to used up?" His comment earned a glare from the queen bee.

"You still have a bit of jelly on your lower lip." Gwen pointed at her with a smirk.

"Oh, go stick your slutty face back in the toilet!" Heather shot back.

"It's cool, bro." Owen grinned, ignored the fighting girls, and takes the tray from the host. "My dog digs this food. Time to find out what I've been missing…" He ate the dog food with two bites, "Meaty-tasting!" The oaf turned to the host with dirty grin and Chris vomited on the spot as Chef throws up on the host after taking the money from his boss, caused the girls to throw up all over the stage.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Okay, that was so gross!" Chris said before he turns around and vomited into the toilet. "Is there nothing these freaks won't do?!" The host cried out, vomited again.

* * *

After many rounds, Chris chuckled at the exhausted campers and glanced at Owen's table, he has a lot of freebie bottles. "I can't believe no one's dropped out and Owen got twenty freebies!" The host gestured at the oaf as the said camper cheered and whistled on his bottles, playing 'twinkle, twinkle little star' tune. "Gwen and Heather have squat, but not to worry." Chris grinned, "There's still plenty to be motivated about…"

Gwen leaned to Owen and whispered, "If you help me take down Heather, I'll share my winnings with you."

"What if you don't win?" The oaf asked with a raised eyebrow and the goth girl pounced on it for a while.

"I'll swing for a box of doughnuts." Gwen said.

"The lady drives a hard bargain. Deal!" Owen grinned as he gives her a high-five and turns to the host. "Chris, I'd like to give away half my freebies."

"Um…Well…Okay." Chris scratched his head, "Are you sure?" The oaf just push the ten bottles to Gwen's side and the host shrugged, he did not really know what to do since it was actually something that he won't even think of.

"Hello? Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay!" Heather stomped her foot with crossed arms, "That is totally unfair! Get out your rule book and do your rule-checking thing! They're obviously gonna gang up and whoop me with dares! There has to be a rule about this kind of thing!"

"Sorry, them's the rules!" Chris smirked, "Not a rule to be had. Nada!" The queen bee grunted out and Gwen span the bottle with evil smirk.

* * *

After series of dares, Heather was so glad that she used both of her freebies to get out of Naruto's dares…She don't want to watch one hour loop video of two girls, one cup and she really don't want to see Alpha-S51 prank again! She give out a sigh of relief when she saw Gwen's spin landed on Lindsay. "Finally, I catch a break!" Heather huffed, "There is no way Lindsay could think of anything bad."

"Ooh, you're not gonna like this one." Chris snickered, "Have your head shaved by Chef!"

"What?!" The queen bee gasped with widened eyes.

"Lindsay rules!" Gwen laughed with fist pump.

"What's it going to be, Heather?" The host smirked at the nervously queen bee as she sat down on the barber chair, "Are you going to do the dare?" Chef pulls out a clipper shaver, "Or the walk of shame?" The queen bee shifts her eyes around as the shaver come closer and in panic, she kick the shaver up in air with a cry. To everyone, it was in slow motion as the shaver flew down toward Heather and knocked her down to the ground.

"Noooooo!" The queen bee cried out as the shaver jumped around her head and she sat up in shock. "Huh? Wha…" She feels her head around and to her horror, there was so few clumps of hairs left.

"Wow!" Chris whistled, "Well, that was an unfortunate accident. Looks like Heather's out."

"What are you talking about?!" Heather shouted, "He shaved my head!"

"True, but you didn't actually accept the dare." The host informed her, "If you had, you'd still be bald, but at least you'd be in the game."

"That was harsh." Owen gulped as the goth girl smiled widely, "Tough break."

"AGGGGHHHH!" The queen bee roared to the sky, her cry echoed all way to the Playa De Losers.

"Damn, this maggot has quite a lung on her." Chef muttered to himself and Heather grabbed Chris' collar with deadly glare.

"Sorry, them's the rules." The host whimpered.

"I thought you said there weren't any rules!" The queen bee snarled.

"…Yeah, I know." Chris gulped, "It's complicated. But here's the rub…you lose, they win."

"No way!" Gwen and Owen cheered together, "We won! Yes!"

"Fine!" Heather growled, "But you'll be hearing from my lawyers…" She turns around to face the host and whisper angrily. "And don't you think idiot will stop me from making your life hell for this!"

"Um…Does she know…" Chris glanced at Chef and the cooker nodded as the host paled. "It's gonna be a long ride." He turns around and escorts the angry queen bee to the boat of loser.

"A long ride to hell!" Heather snarled as Chef steps into the boat and shipped away from the host and the final two campers.

"And then there were two!" Chris turns to Gwen and Owen with a grin. "Tune in to see who will be the winner on Total Drama Island!"

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

Everyone laughed at the queen bee's humiliation but only Naruto didn't laugh because it was his friend and he stood up. "Naruto, where are you going?" Bridgette asked, glances at him as he walk to the door.

"To see Heat-chan and make sure she's okay, dattebayo." The redhead smiled at her before he heard something that makes him frown.

"You know what would be sweet?" Harold smirked, "We would all go to the dock and laugh in her…"

"Finish this sentence and you will be in a lot of pain." Naruto growled as the nerd cowered under his glare before the redhead walk out of the room and everyone frowned at the nerd.

"Is it something I said?" Harold asked.

"Yes." Duncan grunted out as he stand up and walk back to his room, the queen bee already got her karma and he is not this cruel enough. That and no one want to piss Naruto off or the redhead will make you face the corncob prank…'Why did I ask Cody about this prank…'

* * *

**(Dock)**

Heather fights back her tears as the boat reached the dock and she glanced up to the sky to see it was almost dark before she feels something placed on her head. The queen bee's head snapped around to see Naruto smiled a gentle smile at her and she felt her head, recognizing that it was his orange beanie hat. "You did your best, Heat-chan." The redhead said as he sends a nod to Chef and takes some baggage from the cooker.

"Idiot…" Heather sniffled softly, covered her eyes with the hat and Naruto take a glance at her as he waved bye at Chef. "…Can I stay in your room for a while, please…"

"…Sure, Heat-chan." The redhead scratched his head, he know that his childhood friend is very upset about her hair and everything.

* * *

**(Naruto's Room)**

"So you got together with Klutzy?" Heather mumbled as Naruto shaved the rest of her hair off in the bathroom.

"Yeah, just recently, dattebayo." The redhead turned the shaver off and cleans up the mess. He never noticed the narrowed eyes of the queen bee, it looks like she have a lot of work to do but how? "Since it's over now, I hope you and Bri-chan will get along very well soon." He chuckled as he handed her the orange beanie hat and jumped a little when Heather snatched it out of his hand, placed it on her head.

"…And why don't you tell me about Chris?" The queen bee crossed her arms as she walk to sit down on his bed and the redhead blinked at her. "Why don't you tell me that he's your father?" Heather snarled, "I thought that we don't have any secret between us and you don't tell me about him?!"

"True…But would you believe me if I told you this?" Naruto sighed and she blinked, he was right. If he told her early, she would just laugh it off and don't believe it for a second.

Heather huffed, "Fine…But I still can't believe that you are relating to this bastard."

"I know." The redhead chuckled before they both hear the knocking at his door and he opened it to see Bridgette.

"Hey, Naruto." The surfer girl smiled, "I hope you remember that we were going to watch the movie in your room."

"Nah, I don't forget." Naruto chuckled as he let her in and Bridgette stopped in the middle of room, staring at the scowling queen bee.

"Um…" The surfer girl glanced at her boyfriend for an answer and he caught on.

"Heat-chan is feeling down so she's going to stay here for a while, dattebayo." Naruto said and Bridgette sighed as the redhead takes the remote to rent some movies on television. He never noticed the glare between Heather and Bridgette as the surfer girl sat down on the floor, leaning against the bed. "Oh, do you guys want to watch 'Confession of Murder'?" Naruto grinned before he blinked at the screen, "…How come they have all of these foreign movies?"

"Is it scary?" Bridgette gulped.

"Nah, it's thriller." Heather snorted at the surfer girl, "Just play it, I don't care…" The redhead shrugged and rented the movie before he walk to the door.

"I'm going to get some drinks and popcorn, do you want anything?" Naruto asked.

"Grape soda." Bridgette takes a glance at the queen bee, do she has to be in a same room with this girl?

"Just get me orange soda." Heather muttered and the redhead nodded as he leaved his room.

* * *

**(Convenience Store)**

"Hey, Naruto." The redhead glanced to see Trent as soon as he steps inside the store, "What brings you here?"

"Just to gets some drinks and popcorn for movie night, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, grabbing a few of soda.

"With Bridgette?" The musician smirked at the redhead.

"Yep, and Heat-chan too." Trent paled at his comment and swallows his Adam's apple.

"Um…Where are they?" The musician asked.

"Oh, they are in my room, dattebayo." Naruto grinned and turns around to buy the popcorn, never noticed the fact that Trent just facepalmed. It's not good idea to leave them alone in same room, even Owen would know that! The musician starts to wonder about the situation in the redhead's room…He bet they are trying to kill each other…

* * *

**(Naruto's Room)**

Bridgette chews her lips, her eyes kept shifting her glance from the door to the silent queen bee and she wonder when Naruto will be back because the tension in this room is too thick for her. "Hey!" Bridgette jumped at Heather's voice before she turns to the scowling queen bee, "I'm going to give you a warning…I will steal him away from you." Heather declared, "Even I will steal him from anyone if they got him away from you."

"You can't!" The surfer girl narrowed her eyes at the queen bee, "We love each other a lot and there is no way that he will never break up with me! We just got in our…"

"First relationship." Heather cut her off, "It's common knowledge that first relationship always never work out at all…I wouldn't be surprised if he meet someone much better than you and decided to 'upgrade' from homely girl to beauty."

"He's not like that!" Bridgette shouted, "Naruto will never do that at all!"

"Say all you want but it's the truth." The queen bee scoffed, "Either way, I will still steal him away from anyone and make him mine…" Heather narrowed her eyes at the surfer girl, "I also don't trust anyone that dates my idiot because you people will hurt him in the end and I can't have that happen at all!" Bridgette was about to say something but they both hear the door opening and turns to see the smiling redhead.

"Here are the drinks." Naruto grinned as he handed them their sodas, "So what did you talk about?"

"Asian drama." Heather said quickly to prevent the surfer girl from revealing her agenda, "I was telling her about some of our favorite shows that can be find on the internet."

"I bet you kept talking a lot about Korean drama more than Japanese drama, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he plays the movie, "Well, let's start the movie." He never noticed the girls growling at each other silently, neither did he see his girlfriend glance at him worriedly.

* * *

**(Total Drama Island: Campfire)**

A few days went by, Chris sat on the tree stump and grinned at the camera. "Welcome to the most dramatic, thrilling episode yet!" The host said, "It has been a long eight weeks at Camp Wawanakwa and Total Drama Island is about to come to an end. Today, two campers remain. By sundown, only one will be left standing! That camper will go home with a check for 100,000!" Chris paused to let the info sink in, "Who will it be…Brooding, untanned alternative artist Gwen or the large and loveable goofball Owen? We asked our finalists to record their thoughts in our confessional booth before going into the final round."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I had a wicked time!" Owen cheered, "It was awesome!"

_***Static***_

"What was it like being here for eight weeks?" Gwen deadpanned, "It sucked, that's what."

_***Static***_

"You think it's easy cooking for 22 ungrateful teenagers and one grateful brat?" Chef glared at the camera, "Man, I've had better jobs in prison."

_***Static***_

"The food was awesome!" Owen laughed.

_***Static***_

"…Make that two." Chef grunted, he forgets about the oaf with bottomless pit.

_***Static***_

"The food was disgusting!" Gwen crossed her arms, "I swear some of them were alive!"

_***Static***_

"Does this look like a five-star restaurant to you?" Chef muttered with his hands on hip.

_***Static***_

"And the people were just awesome!" Owen grinned, remembering the events during the eight weeks.

_***Static***_

"Most of people here sucked!" Gwen huffed, "They were nothing but a bunch of backstabbing, manipulative, two-timing, fame-hungry, dim-witted, certifiably insane, really weird, psychotic, redneck, overbearing, goody-goody, know-it-all, party-obsessed jerks!" The goth girl blow her hair up, "I was lucky enough to meet six people who were actually sane...Yeah, even Naruto…"

_***Static***_

"The one thing I'll be remembered for?" Owen hummed, "I hope my great personality." He released a fart.

_***Static***_

"What will I be remembered for?" Gwen raised her eyebrows, "My great personality…Okay, I'm done here!"

* * *

**(Court)**

Chris chuckled at the longest confession footage and turns to the camera with Owen and Gwen. "Now it's time to welcome the twenty-one campers who did not make it to the finals." The host gesturing at the incoming eliminated campers as they take their seat on the benchers.

"Hey, guys!" Owen waved at them with a joyful laughter, "Good to see ya!" Gwen looks away from Trent with a lightly blush as he walks past her. Her feelings kept changed every time she saw the musician.

"Would everyone who's walked the dock of shame and left camp on the boat of losers kindly take a seat in the peanut gallery of failure?" Chris grinned at them, "The side you choose should represent who you would like to cheer on to victory in today's final competition…" He paused to see that Naruto did not choose the side and the redhead noticed the host's staring.

"I can't really decide which side to take since they're my friends, dattebayo." Naruto shrugged and Chris decided to let it slide this time since it's up to the campers to make their own decision.

"Nice hat." Gwen mocked Heather as soon as she saw the orange beanie hat on the queen bee's head.

"Oh, bite me!" Heather scowled before she gives out a yelp as Izzy touched her hat and swatted her hands away. "Stop touching my hat, crazy girl!"

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Gwen is going down!" Heather smirked, "How do I know? It's amazing how easy it is to tamper with baked goods and make a fake love letter from Lennon wannabe…" She showed the laxative bar to camera, "Sucker!"

* * *

The queen bee smiled at the finalists, causing the goth girl to be wary of her. "Why is Heather smiling like that?" Gwen asked with narrowed eyes and the oaf tapped his chin before snapped his fingers.

"Maybe she loves her new hat!" Owen said, "Or she could just be really happy for us!"

"Wow, do you ever have negative thought about anyone?" The goth girl blinked at the good-natured oaf and her answer was just a shrug.

"Gwen, Owen, this is your chance to tell the peanut gallery of failure what would you do with the money if you won and why you deserve it." Chris smirked.

"Well, I guess I'm pretty proud of getting this far." Gwen tilted her head, "I mean, maybe if I can survive here, the rest of high school won't be so bad…"

Izzy's laughter cut her off before the crazy girl just realized that she was laughing out loud. "Oh, sorry!" Izzy giggled nervously.

"Well, I'm always good for my word and I did promise to split my hundred grand with Owen, but that would still leave me a ton of cash." The goth girl smiled, "I guess I'd go travelling and then to university to study art history."

"Woo!" Leshawna hollered, "Yeah, that's it! Girlfriend's got some goals!"

"Very cool." Trent nodded.

"Wow, that's so sweet!" Chris said with hands on his chest before he deadpanned, "Boring but sweet…Owen?"

"…I'd throw the biggest, hugest, sickest party ever and invite everyone here!" Owen cheered, "Booyah!" The oaf's comment brings the half of the campers from Gwen's bencher to his side.

"Still on neutral side, Naruto?" Chris chuckled at the unmoving redhead.

"Yeah…" Naruto scratched his head, "Both of them have a good idea of using their winning but it's hard to pick a side, dattebayo."

"At least you're not a total sellout like these guys." Gwen muttered angrily.

"Oh, oh, and I forget!" Owen giggled, "It'll be on a yacht!" cue one more camper to his side.

"Nice…" The goth girl rolled her eyes.

"Well, Naruto? Last chance." Chris grinned as the redhead shakes his head, "Okay, your loss…Oh, mind tell me something…" The host placed his arm around Naruto as he give the camera a sly grin, "How was your make-out with your lovely surfer girlfriend after your date?"

"Um…No comment…" Naruto blushed harder as he glanced at his red-faced girlfriend.

"You got together with Bridge? Wooo-hooo!" Owen cheered, "I win the bet pool!"

"…WAIT, NANI?!" The redhead cried out, never noticed the boys whistled as they glanced away from the shocked redhead.

"All right!" Chris chuckled as he walks to the finalists' side, "It's time for the final challenge, the rejected Olympic relay race…" He gestured at the jogging cooker with flaming plumber in his hand, "Each of the three parts was pitched to the committee but sadly rejected as an Olympic sport." Chef jabbed the flaming plumber in the toilet bowl as the host pulls out two animal hats, "First, each of you has to put on one of these."

"I think it's clear why this event wasn't accepted." Gwen deadpanned as she glanced at her chicken hat, at least she don't get this big cow hat…

"Dressed as a cow and a chicken, run to the first location and shimmy up the pole to retrieve your flag." Chris ignored the goth girl as he starts to explaining the final challenge, "If you don't have the flag, don't bother coming off that pole."

"Oh, that's be gonna to tough for the big guy." Geoff gasped with the teenagers.

"Next, you'll cross a 300-meter balance beam suspended across a massive gorge while carrying an eagle's egg." The host grinned at the campers.

"Oh." Owen chuckled, "Is that all?"

"No." Chris smirked at the sweating oaf, "Below, your friends, the rare but real man-eating freshwater sharks."

"You had to ask…" Gwen deadpanned, sending a glance at the paled oaf.

"The final leg of the race is a long-distance ran, returning to the finish line here." The host chuckled, "First camper to arrive wins!"

"Good luck, Owen." The goth girl said with a smile, "If I had to lose to anyone here, it'd be you."

"Aw, that's so nice, I hope you lose to me, too!" Owen grinned innocently.

"Yeah, go, Owen!" Geoff cheered from the bencher, "We want to party!"

"You're gonna get one!" The oaf gives him a thumb-up as his supporters cheered, "Whoo-hoo!"

"Go, Gwen!" Leshawna shouted, "Kick his butt, girl!"

"You can do it, Gwen!" Trent called out and the sassy girl nudged Eva.

"I don't cheer." The bodybuilder grunted as the musician kept rooting for the goth girl.

"On your marks…Get set…GO!" Chris announced and watch the finalists ran off, Gwen in the lead. The goth girl just decided to jog since there's a huge gap between her and the oaf until someone ran up to her side, causing her to look to see Trent. Behind them, Geoff and Izzy were at Owen's side.

"Um…Are you going to allow it, dattebayo?" Naruto asked the host with a raised eyebrow as he watches the losers running with the finalists.

"Yep!" Chris grinned, "I have a feeling that it will get more interesting."

* * *

Gwen grunted out as she attempts to climb the pole but it was too slippery for her and the goth girl glared at the musician next to her. "You know, just because you're rooting for me doesn't mean I have to like you."

"I thought you were over the whole me-false-kissing-Heather thing." Trent said, "Wasn't my fault. She ambushed me."

"I said I was over it." Gwen growled, "I didn't say I wanted to go out with you anymore…Ugh! Why is my flagpole so slippery?!" No one noticed the smirking queen bee holding a butter bar and she send the camera a wink. "Well, if you're gonna stand there annoying me, make yourself useful!" The goth girl muttered angrily before she stared at the musician as he take his shirt off and wiped the pole.

"Yo! Let's go, girl!" Leshawna shouted as Gwen turns her head to the sassy girl with a blink, "You don't have time for daydreaming!" The goth girl widened her eyes and jumped on the flagpole as Owen finally reach the flagpole. He struggled to get up the pole but it was difficult for him, even with Geoff, Izzy, and Heather's help.

"Aw, man!" The oaf whimpered as he slowly climbs to the top and ripped the flag off the pole. "Yes!" Owen cheered, "I got it! I got the flag!" He look down with nervous expression, "How do I get down?"

"Slide down likes a fireman, dude!" Geoff shouted and wishes that he don't say it as the oaf slide down the pole with a noisy squeak.

"…I hope that no one maxed out the volume on their television, dattebayo." Naruto winced at the sound before Owen finally reaches the ground.

"Me too, brat, me too." Chef agreed with a nod.

"I have conquered mount pole!" The oaf grinned with his flag in air before the queen bee leans to him with a glare.

"That's great, but weird goth girl is getting ahead." Heather stomped her foot, "Get your lazy ass in gear now, fatty, now!" Owen screams out as he ran away from the angry queen bee and chasing Gwen and Trent.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Okay, these chicks are all starting to scare me." Owen whimpered as he taps his index fingers together, "Glad Lind is not like them…Maybe I won't invite them to the party…Psych!"

* * *

**(Gorge)**

"Okay, new intern, I know it's weird that you're starting on our last show, but all of the other interns died already." Chris chuckled at the nervous intern as the new guy look down the gorge, "All you have to do is test out this final challenge and make sure it's moderately safe." The intern looks down to see one of the sharks beckoning him and he shrugged before taking a few cautious steps on the beam. "Don't look down, dude!" The host grinned before winced as the intern fall down into the lake with a few chomps. "…Look safe to me anyway." Chris shrugged, the intern will make it to the ER.

"I'm surprised that no one sued you over this stuff…" Naruto deadpanned.

"They wish but it's all in contract!" The host laughed as the camera stops recording them, "Anyway, remember…"

"Hai, I know…" The redhead cut him off as he rubbed his head, "But are you sure that you want to do…"

"Yeah, it's better to get it out right away." Chris nods, "We'll talk more about that after this challenge." Naruto sighed and give him a nod.

* * *

Gwen growled, why can't he take a hint? The goth girl narrowed her eyes at the musician, "You don't have to follow the whole time, you know?"

"I don't have anything better to do." Trent said.

"Why don't you go cheer for Owen?" Gwen asked as she glanced away from him, "I know you want to go to his party."

"Yeah, and I'm thinking of bringing you." The musician grinned widely before he pointed at something in front of them, "Hey, check it out!" The goth girl look at the spot that he was pointing and see the egg nest, next to the gorge. They inched their way to the edge of the cliff and look down. "…I'll meet you on the other side, okay?" Trent winked at the goth girl.

"Right…" Gwen rolled her eyes, "Like you care."

"I do." The musician smiled, "It doesn't look that bad." Trent gives her double thumb-ups and the goth girl look down again as he walk away.

"I'm going to die now…" Gwen gulped, "I'm gonna frickin' die!" She looks up to see Chris, Chef, Naruto, and…Trent? How the hell did he get on the other side this faster?!

"Okay, Gwen has her eagle's egg and is starting the second challenge." The host grinned as the said girl balancing herself on the beam with the egg in her hands.

"What are the eggs for?" Trent asked nervously. Whatever the host has in plan, it does always have a twist.

"Oh, you'll see." Chef chuckled with a sadistic smirk and the musician gulps softly as he glanced at the goth girl, joined by the oaf.

"Listen closely, Owen." Heather whispered to the said camper, "I really want you to have this party more than anything in the world. Now, I'm helping you as much as I can, but you've gotta lock it up, get it!" The queen bee shoves the egg into the oaf's hand.

"Okay, sure, Heather." Owen nods before take a glance at the gorge, "Alexander the frickin' great, that's a deep gorge!" He whimpered as the sharks leap out of the water and look up to see Gwen stumbling around on her beam, causing him to gulp, never noticed the queen bee smirking at the goth girl.

"Whoa, whoa!" Gwen nearly slipped but managed to stay on the beam as everyone gasped worriedly, "Whaa!"

"That's it, get your balance back and stay calm!" Trent encouraged with a grin.

"Yeah, imagine that there is a safety net under you, dattebayo." Naruto called out to the finalists but it fall upon deaf ears.

"Oh, no!" Owen tossed the egg up in air with a scream, "Hang on, Gwen! You can do it!" The egg fall into his arm, "Just don't fall into the shark-infested water!"

"You're really not helping, Owen…" Gwen muttered, attempts to regain her balance back.

"Sorry!" The oaf said as soon as the goth girl finally get her balance back, much to their joy and no one noticed the scowling queen bee crossing her arms.

"And when is that stupid cupcake gonna kick in?" Heather muttered to herself. Owen slowly inching himself across the balance beam and finally take the lead by an inch since Gwen was taking her steps with caution until they hear a bird screech.

"Ahh!" The oaf yelped, barely hold on his egg.

"What was that?!" Gwen cried out before they look up to see the angry eagles as they flew toward the competitors.

"Angry eagle parents." Chris grinned, taking a glance at Duncan and Courtney since they decided to watch it up close.

"Oh snap, that is messed up." The punk chortled as he gives the host a low-five.

"What, you mean you like watching this?!" The CIT glared, "They could die!"

"Mellow your yellow, babe." Duncan snorted, "This is awesome tv."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Duncan is so immature." Courtney growled, "What is it about almost dying and bodily functions that guys love?"

* * *

"Why would I want to watch Gwen and Owen risk their lives?" Courtney asked with narrowed eyes.

"This is life at its most raw." Duncan smirked as he gestured at the nervous musician, "Check out Elvis here with his guitar. One misstep, and his crush is shark bait…" The punk crossed his arms, "Now, that would make for an interesting song."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Then again, danger is kind of hot." Courtney sighed dreamily.

_***Static***_

"Teenagers, I never understand them…" Chef rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.

* * *

The CIT grabbed Duncan's collar and kiss him on the spot before push the punk back. "You're still not my type." Courtney panted with glare.

"You make me sick." Duncan growled and they stared at each other before they start to make out as the host rolled his eyes. The eagles screeched again, zooming on the creature's targets.

"Shnikies!" Owen yelled, "It's coming this way." One of the eagles swooned by them, "What do we do?"

"Step on it!" Gwen shouted out with widened eyes before they quickly walk across the beams, ignoring the snarling sharks and the screeching eagles.

"Incensed eagle parents." Heather said as she dragging Justin, "Nice twist."

"You can do it, Gwen!" Trent cheered her on, "You're the most awesome girl I've ever met! In fact, I was thinking, I think I lo…"

"Okay, I so can't deal with distractions right now, Trent!" The goth girl shouted angrily, can't he see that she is trying to survive this challenge?!

"Then you're gonna hate this!" Heather snickered as she ripped the shirt off the model and the competitors halted in their track, staring at the bare-chested model. They wasn't the only one that watch the model, the animals stopped trying to attack the campers and just staring at the dreamy model.

"Gwen, ignore the incredibly hot man candy and keep walking!" Trent shout out as he block their view, never noticed the raised eyebrows from Naruto and Duncan. The musician's block was successful, the competitors blinked and focus on their task since there was no more distractions this time. Gwen was first to reach the other side and toss the egg lightly in the nest as Heather watch on in shocked.

"Hmph, is that all you've got?" The goth girl smirked, earning a sneer from the queen bee as the goth girl ran off again.

"There you go, little eagle eggy." Owen grinned at his egg as he rest it on the nest, "Don't worry, I'm sure that…"

"Run!" Heather snarled as she flailing her arms around, "She's getting the lead again!"

"Okay! Sheesh!" The oaf sighed, starts to jogging, don't she know that slow and steady always win the race?

* * *

Gwen grits her teeth, taking a glance over her shoulder to see Trent and give out a small sigh that he can't even hear it. "Glad you didn't die back there." The musician sighed as he ran beside her.

"Gee, thanks…" The goth girl muttered, "Oh, I almost forget. Thank for the cupcake."

"What cupcake?" Trent blinked at her.

"The one you left for me?" Gwen raised her eyebrow at him.

"I didn't leave you a cupcake." He said, "Was it good?"

"I don't know." The goth girl glanced away, "I didn't eat it."

* * *

Owen's stomach rumbles and he stop in his track before ran off to the outhouse, holding his ass. "OWEN, NO!" Chris screamed in terror, "NOT IN CONFESSION CAM!" Everyone gasped at the shaking outhouse and they can hear the oaf screaming out.

"…I'm not going to clean it, ya hear me…" Chef groaned and Naruto chuckled at the sight, it was kind of funny.

"Try to avoid the confessional booth for a while." Gwen gloated, running past the group.

"That's it!" Leshawna cheered, "Go girl! You got it!"

"So just to clarify, you're not mad at me anymore?" Trent asked his goth crush.

"No."

"But you don't trust me either."

"Right again." Gwen muttered.

"Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

"Um…" She starts to thinking about something, "Nope, nothing comes to mind." The goth girl hear him stop and grunt out, causing her to look back to see him carrying the heavy rock. "Um…What are you doing?"

"Proving my feelings for you!" Trent grunted.

"By carrying a boulder?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Ugh, it's not easy, you know." The musician grinned at her, "A guy would have to really be in love to do this, don't you think?"

"Or just really stupid." The goth girl muttered.

"I get straight A."

"Well, I think you're nuts." Gwen mumbled as she ran faster, 'And little creepy…'

* * *

**(Court)**

Chef and Naruto hold up the red paper rope with Chris, standing next to them on his phone, as Izzy look out of her binoculars with Lindsay next to her before the bombshell snatched it out of the crazy girl's hand and look through it. "Oh, no!" Lindsay gasped, "Gem is winning! Our yacht party is in jeopardy!"

"Dudes!" Geoff shouted, "We have to do something!"

"Wait, I have a plan!" Izzy inputted, "Has anyone seen a really big electric fan here?"

"Sure, got one in my trailer." Chris grinned at them.

"You do?" The party boy scratched his temple with confusing expression.

"Do you think I get this wind-blown look naturally?" The host sighed as he ran his hand across his hair.

"Get it and meet me back here!" The crazy girl yelled out as they ran away from the court, "Now!"

"Um…" Naruto glanced around, "Again, are you really going to allow it?"

"Oh yeah!" The host chuckled, ignored the headshakes from the cooker and redhead.

* * *

Gwen take a glance at the struggling musician, "You're gonna kill yourself, you know."

"I'm not going to give up on you!" Trent panted and behind them was the jogging oaf.

"I can still win this." Owen encouraged himself before he give out a wheeze, "Great Zeus, it hurts!"

* * *

The spectators sat on the benchers and wait for the finalists to arrive from their race before Gwen show up first, causing her supporters to jump on their feet, and Owen was right behind her. "There they are, two real competitors." Chris announced with a grin, "And if I may say, truly personifying the spirit of the reject Olympics."

"How's it going?" The musician panted next to the equally tired oaf.

"Oh, good…" Owen wheezed with a smile, "Hey, don't give up. I think you're getting through to her, dude…Gordy, how I am tired…" He groaned out as he falls on the ground and crawling slowly, even with Trent right behind him. Gwen's supporters cheered on as Owen's supporters start to lose their hope for the oaf's victory until they smell something.

"Hot brownies coming through." Izzy grinned with a plate of fresh baked brownies, "Lindsay, the fan, now!" The bombshell turned the electric fan on, unawake of the fact that she was holding it backward and it blow Heather's hat off.

"Agh!" The queen bee covered her bald head as she chased her idiot's beanie hat, "My hat! Can't you freaks do anything right?!"

"Ooh! That's it!" The sassy girl snarled as she stomped to the queen bee, "I've had about enough of that girl!" She picks the queen bee up as soon as Heather grabbed her hat and tossed the said girl in the stinky outhouse, drawing out a horrific scream. Lindsay turns the fan around and turns it on again, sending out the scent of the brownie in air.

"I think it's over for me, dude…" Owen panted.

"It's too bad, bro…" Trent wheezed, "I would have liked going to that party."

"Wait…" Owen sniffed in the air, "Is that…Brownies?!" The oaf shot up on his feet and charged toward the finishing line. "MOVE!" He shouted out at the goth girl, startled her as he knock her down in his charge and tackled into Izzy, crossed the finishing line in process. The oaf's supporters cheered with the host and the cooker. "Woo-Hoo!" Owen cheered as he grabs Harold and Ezekiel in headlock, "I won, I won!"

"You okay?" Trent asked the goth girl.

"Yeah." Gwen sighed, "Just remind me never to get in between Owen and a brownie again." She glanced at the group to see Owen give the bombshell a kiss. "So that's that. Owen won." The goth girl stand up, "I guess that's good thing since it's him."

"Yeah, look like it's gonna be one heck of a party." Trent chuckled as he stand up, "So…Are you going out with me?"

"Um…Let me think about it." The goth girl said quickly before she ran to the oaf to congratulating him on his victory.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Here we are at the last bonfire ever!" Chris grinned at the campers, "After eight brutal weeks, it is my pleasure to announce the winner of 'Total Drama Island', Owen!" Everyone cheered for the oaf as Chef brings him the large check.

"Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Lindsay cheered for her boyfriend.

"Yeah, baby!" Owen grinned as he turns his head to the host, "Hey, what can I say, Chris? I'm so psyched! This is just…"

"Awesome!" Everyone shouted out in unison.

"YEAH!" The oaf cheered, "Party next week, everyone!"

Chris raised the last marshmallow of the Total Drama Island, "Owen, at this time, I give you the ultimate symbol of survival…" He paused, "The final marshmallow!"

"I'll treasure it for the rest of my life…Oh, screw it!" Owen gobbled up the final marshmallow, "I can buy all the marshmallows I want now."

"Yo, Owen, you know what it's time for?" Geoff hollered as the campers smirked and the oaf give him a nod. The host feels nervous for some reason before he got his answer as the group pick him up and carry him to the dock.

"N-No, no, guys!" Chris cried with flailing limbs, "My hair! Dude!"

"One…Two…Three!" The boys tossed their host into the water and everyone laughed at him.

"I've been waiting to do that all summer. How do you like that, pretty boy?" Chef chuckled before taking a few glances at the smirking teenagers…Uh-oh…

"Don't think about going anywhere, dattebayo." Naruto shoves him into the water as the host screamed under the weight of his co-workers. Gwen glanced at the frowning queen bee and nudged her.

"Oh, come on, you've got to be a little bit happy to see him dunked." The goth girl said, earning a small smile for the queen bee.

"No…Yeah, a bit." Heather give her a faintly smile.

* * *

**(Playa De Losers: Hot Tub)**

The next morning, Naruto give out a sigh of relief, relaxing in the hot tub and give a wave at Bridgette as she swam in the swimming pool. He glanced at the buffet table and chuckled at the celebrating oaf, he can't believe that he kept throwing a mini-party with the group. "Mind if I sat here?" Naruto blinked and look up to see the goth girl in her swimsuit.

"Sure, how you do today?" The redhead asked.

"Good, so far it's a good day…" Gwen takes a glance around before her eyes widened and ducked under the water as soon as Trent walks up to the hot tub.

"Hey, dude, have you seen Gwen?" The musician asked with a few glances around.

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "I think I saw her heading for the beach, dattebayo."

"Thanks, bro." Trent smiled at the redhead as he walks toward the beach and a few moments later, the goth girl raised her head out of the water.

"Thank, Naruto." Gwen sighed, leaning against the edge of the hot tub.

"No problem. I can tell you're avoiding him for some reason, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his nose and the goth girl nodded.

"He was kinda starting to creeping me out." Gwen rubbed her arm, "I think I may have to reject him if he tried to confessing to me again."

"Well, if I was you, I'll tell him right away so it won't cause any trouble in the future…Let's hope that he doesn't end up like Harold, dattebayo." They glanced at the said nerd as he attempts to wooing the sassy girl again but failed again.

"If that happens to me, I'm going to give him a swift kick in balls." Gwen deadpanned before give the redhead a smile, "Again, thank for covering me."

"Again, no problem." Naruto grinned as he gives her one-arm hug, "That's what friends are for." Gwen smiled at him and waved at Leshawna as she joins them. She was about to say something until a loudest burp cut them off and they can see Lindsay floating on the huge wave in the swimming pool, they know that it was the crazy girl since she can burp like that.

"Boy, this girl really has a big lung on her." Leshawna muttered as she glanced at the redhead, "When did you have a 'Whisker time' with her last time?"

"Um…Last night after the campfire…" Naruto chuckled nervously, "I was making out with Bri-chan until Izzy jump on me and after that, she declared herself to be my mistress then ran off before we say anything, dattebayo."

"Yep, sound like her alright…" Gwen deadpanned before give them a smile, "I think the best thing about playing this stupid game was meeting the two of you."

"No doubt." Leshawna smirked.

"Really? What about the other guys?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, but you guys are the only one that help me out a lot." Gwen admitted, "I can't wait for you to meet my buds back home!" She pulls out a few pictures and shows them the goth teenagers. "This is Marilyn, Pixie Corpse, and Reaper." The goth girl smiled at the picture.

"Um…" The sassy girl really doesn't know what to say.

"Wow, they look like a bunch of cool people!" The redhead grinned, "I can't wait to meet them too, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"In high school, there is always a guy that always hangs out with any cliques and never judges anyone at all." Leshawna said, "And Naruto is this guy."

* * *

"I bet they will like you!" Gwen hugged him, never noticed the jealousy glance from the surfer girl.

'Stop it, girl.' Bridgette sighed to herself, 'Don't think about what Heather said, she just want to break you up with Naruto.' She knows that the goth girl and the redhead was just friend but sometime she can't help but thinking about the queen bee's words.

"Hey bro, toss me the Frisbee!" Geoff waved at Cody as the geek throws the object at the party boy before fall into the hot tub.

"Ouch, you alright?" Naruto asked as he helps Cody out, "Where's your girlfriend, dattebayo."

"Yeah, I'm fine. She's with Sadie." The geek chuckled, "Kat is trying to play a matchmaker with her and some guy but Sadie is very stubborn when it comes to her type."

"I'M HAPPY!" Everyone jumped at the roar of Courtney and everyone glanced at the CIT with the punk. Did something happen?

"I swear she is like Heat-chan, she is so tsundere …" Naruto said, earning a head smack from the said girl.

"Idiot, stop calling me that!" Heather growled as she sat down next to the redhead and sends a glare at her enemies, who just returned it back. The sound of dramatic music snapped everyone out of their happy mood and they look up to see their former host walks up to them with a grin and suitcase in his hand. They also noticed the cooker taking the check out of the oaf's hand and walk away.

"Hello, campers!" Chris drops the briefcase with a grunt and gives a huge grin to everyone.

"Ha-ha." Duncan rolled his eyes with hands on his hip, "That's ex-campers to you."

"Yeah, your twisted game is over, remember?" The queen bee growled.

"We'll see about that." The host whispered to Chef with a snicker, "Congratulations to our winner. Owen, you played hard. Fought hard, ate hard, and farted harder." He cupped his chin with a quizzical expression, "I'm not sure why, but you beat every other person on this island and your pockets will soon be stuffed with cheddar." The teenagers cheered for the oaf.

"Mmm, cheddar." Owen drooled.

"What I'm going to offer you may change all that." The host smirked as he gesturing at the suitcase in Chef's hand, "Inside this suitcase is one…million…dollars-ah!" Everyone stared at the case with dropped jaws, "We have our PA's make a cardboard check of this awesome new prize…" The teenagers blinked at the huge shadow casting over them and look up to see a really huge cardboard check. "We went through a lot of cardboard to make this!" Chris chuckled at the teenagers' shocked expression as he placed his hand on Owen's shoulder, "Owen, my man, this million dollars could be yours. All you have to do is figure out where we're about to hide it and bring it to the dock of shame before anyone else does."

"You're telling us that we all have a chance to win a million?!" Gwen gasped with widened eyes.

"…Think of all ramen you can get for a million, dattebayo…" Naruto mumbled with a little drool at the corner of his mouth.

"Yep." Chris chuckled at them, "What do you say, Owen? Will you settle for hundred G's?" He jerked his head at the small check, "Or…One…Million…Dollars!"

"Um…" The oaf sweats as he think it over before he gives the host a beaming grin, "Game on, baby!" Chris give Chef a wink, signaled the cooker to rip the small check in half.

"That's the spirit, Owen." The host grinned as the intern pick up the suitcase and walk away to hide it somewhere on the island. Chris announced with a grin, "Throughout the day, I'll give you all hints from the loudspeakers just to make sure you're not completely lost."

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Okay, this just got interesting again." Courtney smirked, crossing her arms. She can't wait to win one million bucks.

* * *

"All right, campers, the ultimate million-dollar challenge starts now!" Owen and Chef yelped out as Chris pulls out the gun and fired it in air before the seagull fall down. "…" The host handed the gun to the intern, "He did it."

"Here I come, million dollars!" Owen cheered as he ran off and Chris and Chef glanced at the uninteresting teenagers. The cooker looks into his boss's eyes with confusing expression, why are they not fighting for the million bucks?

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Let me get this straight…" Heather growled, "After messing with our heads for an entire summer, you expect us to start running around the island like idiots all over again?"

"That's right." Chris grinned.

"But how do we know you don't stuff that suitcase with bricks or something?" Leshawna scowled.

"You don't." The host chuckled.

"I'd love to play another round of humiliate the teens, but I've got a buffet to eat." Noah muttered with monotone as he grabs some food from the table.

"Oh, sit on it." Duncan scoffed, walk past the host and the cooker.

"Fine…" Chris shrugged, "Suit yourselves. I'm sure Owen will be happy to have no competition while he makes the easiest million dollars in TV history."

"Fine!" Everyone said in unison and it wasn't long enough until everyone changed their mind after hearing the oaf's joyous shout.

"Out of my way!" Heather shouted out as the campers ran past the host and cooker, followed by a chuckling redhead. No one know who was the first to trip but they all end up in a huge pile and starts to fight each other until the farmer girl speak up.

"Hey! I've got an idea." Beth gives them a smile, "Let's work together as a team. We can split the prize 23 ways and share it."

"Um…That would be 43,478 bucks and about 26 cents each person, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, earning some strange looks from the teenagers.

"…Let's go get that million dollars!" Courtney screamed out as she grabs the punk and ran away from the group.

"Look like someone got their mojo back." Duncan chuckled at his girlfriend as they vanished into the woods.

"Can I come too?" Harold asked them.

"NO!" The couple growled, "You'll slow us down!"

* * *

**(Confession)**

"What a dufus." Duncan snorted, "Can't he take a hint that we are still pissed off at him? I mean, he think we're going to sweep the rigs under the rug? Wrong!"

* * *

"Idiot, let's go!" Heather snarled, grabbing the redhead and drag him away, followed by Bridgette.

"Wait up!" The surfer girl yelled, she don't trust this queen bee at all.

"I bet it's going to be fun, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and glanced behind him to see Gwen and Leshawna ran in another direction with Trent in tow.

"Can I come with you guys?" Harold asked.

"Well…" The redhead was about to say something but Heather cut him off.

"NO! GO AWAY, NERD!" The said boy sighed before he turns to Geoff and the party boy allow him to team up with him since he was feeling sorry for the nerd.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"I'm still pissed off at him for getting my idiot kicked out by rigging the votes." Heather crossed her arms with deadly glare, "I hate these guys who play by cheating the election…At least I'm playing the game fairly!"

_***Static***_

"It's true." Chris grinned at the camera.

* * *

**(Woods)**

It has been a couple of hours since they searched for the suitcase, Naruto's group can hear Chris' voice speaking out of the loudspeaker. "Okay, this is pathetic, campers." The host huffed, "It's been two hours now, and no one has even come close to finding the suitcase. So here's your first clue. It's just hanging around."

"Hanging around?" Bridgette tapped her chin, does that mean the suitcase is hanging up somewhere?

"Like tree or tied up somewhere in a high place, dattebayo?" The redhead rubs his nose with a blink.

"…Then it will be like looking for a needle in haystack." Heather groaned, how many trees are there?!

* * *

Cody and Katie rolled their eyes at Sadie as she drooling over Justin's ass and the model was just doing some muscle flex for the camera. "I really still don't understand why she don't want to date him and yet still drooling over him?" Cody sighed, ruffling his hair up.

"She said something about just want to be his fan in the future when he becomes a supermodel." Katie giggled, "Plus Justin is not really her type at all."

"So did you guys see any suitcase?" Justin asked, still flexing his muscles and they shake their heads.

* * *

"Oh, I just saw this pretty dress online. Look!" Lindsay smiled at the farmer girl, showing her the picture on the bombshell's smartphone.

"Can I get one too?" Beth asked, they both never noticed the hanging suitcase over their heads but Ezekiel did.

"Oh, gosh, no." Lindsay shakes her head, "I think you look prefect with that…" She flicked through the pictures and shows the dress to Beth.

"Oh, it looks so perfect…"

"But, isn't that…" The homeschooled boy pointed at the suitcase but the girls shushed him.

"Give us a little girl-time here." Beth rolled her eyes as they walk away from the suitcase and Ezekiel shrugs with his shoulders, following the girls. Geoff ran to join the group after ditching the nerd, this guy don't really shut up at all!

"…" Chris stared at them from the helicopter in the air and turn to Chef. "Okay, this is ridiculous…" The host facepalmed and the cooker gave him a nod.

* * *

Justin sighed, he was very thankful for Cody to redirecting the BFF's attention while he ditch them and goes on his merry way. Only few of his friends know that he really can't stand a long-winded chat and the girls were really bad when you put them in same room. He noticed Gwen and Leshawna running by and called out to them. "Hey, girls!"

"Oh, hey…" The girls sighed dreamily as Trent skidded on his feet behind them and give the model a glare.

"So what areas have you guys searched through?" Justin asked.

"We covered the whole western edge of the island." The goth girl answered.

"Oh yeah, and we combed the beach area too." The sister added, "So don't tire those beautiful legs of yours walking over there."

"Thanks!"

"What?!" The musician cried out as the model walk away from them with a smile, "Did you just give away all our secret information to Justin?"

"Uh-huh." The girls sighed.

"…Just checking." Trent deadpanned.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"What is it with this guy?" Trent frowned, crossed his arms.

_***Static***_

"Ugh, Leshawna and I kept tried to ditch Trent but he kept following us and don't even give us a space." Gwen sighed, "Can't he even take a hint that he's really freaking me out more?"

* * *

Owen was chatting with Tyler and DJ until the giant looked up to see the suitcase and called out to them. "There it is." DJ pointed at the suitcase, "I see it."

"Let's get it!" Tyler smiled.

"Finally!" Chris sighed as the helicopter flew around, "I was getting really tired of watch these campers walk past it all day!"

"You the man!" Owen cheered with DJ as the jock starts to climb up the tree.

"Go for it!" The giant hollered until they both winced as Tyler fall down from the tree.

"Almost had it." The jock groaned out, running to the tree again. After a few tries, the suitcase was in their hands.

"We did it!" The group cheered, never noticed the queen bee's team hiding behind the bush.

"Did you hear what I just heard?" Heather asked her teammates.

"Yeah, look like we are going to steal it from them." Bridgette nodded her head and the redhead rubbed his head.

"Idiot, are you ready for a little burglary act?" The queen bee smirked at her idiot.

"Hai, Heat-chan, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as they sneaking over to the singing oaf's team.

"Dock of shame, here we come!" Owen was about to walk off with the suitcase until DJ blocked him, "What?"

"Why should you carry it?" The giant narrowed his eyes at the oaf.

"What difference does it make?" Tyler asked.

"Chris did say that the first person on the dock with the case win, man." DJ answered as the jock smacked his head, he just forgets about that. "No offense, but who says you won't take off with the money?" The giant shrugged, he doesn't trust anyone with a million bucks.

"Okay, then you carry it." Owen said, handing the suitcase to DJ.

"Dude, what if he will run off with it?" Tyler blinked as the oaf quickly pull it back, "This is crazy, how are we all gonna keep an eye on each other?"

"Oh, I know. I'll hold on it when you guys figure it out, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at them and the boys nodded as Owen give the suitcase to the redhead.

"Thank, man!" The oaf grinned, turns back to the discussion between the boys and Naruto ran off with the girls.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…WAIT A SECOND!" The boys cried out and chasing the redhead's team.

* * *

"Okay, I think we should double back and head that way." Gwen said as her team ran toward the river.

"Nah-uh, we've covered that entire area." Leshawna huffed, "I say we keep going." They weren't paying attention and crashed into a certain team.

"The suitcase!" Heather screamed, watching the suitcase flew in the air and land in the water.

"Naruto, get it!" Bridgette gasped and the redhead was about to get it until Harold tackled him.

"Dude, the suitcase!" Naruto glanced at the suitcase as it float away and stand up with a sigh.

"Give me the suitcase or you will face my mad ninja skills!" The nerd throws his fake martial art moves around and chanting in fake broken Japanese.

"…I'm not sure if I should be offended by that, dattebayo." The redhead blinked at the nerd.

"Do you have a tunnel vision or something?" Gwen growled, "You just let the suitcase floating away in the river!"

"Lies!" Harold shouted out but both of the teams ignored him and ran off to find the floating suitcase.

* * *

The campers kept searching the woods until they hear their host's voice from the loudspeaker again, "Attention, campers, the case is wet. Repeat, the case is wet."

"The case is wet?" Lindsay tilted her head before grinned at her team, "Quick! Everyone in the water! We're totally going to find it first!"

"Oh, man!" Geoff groaned as they ran into the beach, "I don't even bring my swimsuit!"

"Wicked strategizing, Lindsay, eh." Ezekiel glanced around for the suitcase in the water.

"So if we win, what would you guys do with your 25000 dollars?" Beth asked her team.

"Is that enough to buy a country?" The bombshell asked.

"Yeah, but just a small one, eh?" The farmer boy scratched his head.

"I don't know you guys but I'm going to use it to throw a biggest party." The party boy grinned.

"Hey, hey!" Ezekiel picks up the floating suitcase, "Isn't that the case?"

"That's it!" The farmer girl gasped, "We found it!"

"Oh my gosh, I'm so going to be the queen of France!" Lindsay beamed before a hook snatched it out of the farmer boy's hand, "Oh! It's a flying case."

"Um…I don't think it's flying…But Duncan and Courtney is getting away with it!" Geoff cried out, watching them catching the case before the alligator swallowed the suitcase and dived into the water. "…Never mind…" The party boy blinked at the sight, "I think we need Naruto's help with that…"

"Oh, yeah…" Some of them nodded, he is the only guy that can get anything from the animal without any harm. Duncan decided to dive in the water and fight this alligator for the case.

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Cody smacked his face as Katie and Sadie huffed away from each other, why does they always fight and make up each ten minutes? He never really understands girls at all.

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"I really don't know how long I can take it." Gwen whispered to Naruto, their teams decided to team up to make it more easily to find the suitcase and cover everything quickly as possible.

"The game or…?" The redhead blinked at her.

"Or." The goth girl jerked her head at the musician, "Since this challenge started, he won't even leave me alone. He even glared at Justin, just for asking me about the areas."

"Ah, I see." Naruto rubbed his neck, "I hope you will tell him after this challenge, dattebayo. I think he doesn't even notice that he is scaring you at all."

"Yeah but I'm kinda scared about the result…"

"…If it make you feel better, I'll be near when you tell him. Is that okay with you?" The redhead glanced at her as the goth girl give him a nod.

"Yes, it does…Thank." Gwen gives him a small smile and Naruto grinned at her.

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Courtney was chasing the crazy girl's team, early they stole the suitcase from her and vanished in her sight. 'Where is these damn…' She ran into an invisible wall, causing her to fall down to the ground and rubbed her sore head. "What the fuck…" The CIT stood up to knock on the wall, "This forest isn't even real?! CHRIS, COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!" She starts to ranting, unawake that the host and the cooker just muted her from their monitor trailer. Courtney stomped away and come back with a vine before throw it around the camera on top of the wall as she climb up the wall.

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**(Monitor Trailer)**

Chris spit his drink out after noticing that the CIT was about to climb the wall and turns to the cooker with widened eyes. "Chef, you better get out there!" The host shouted, she can't find out what was on the other side!

"On it, sir!" Chef ran to his ATV and ride off.

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**(Woods)**

Courtney grunted out, finally made it on the top of the wall and peek at the other side before gasped at the sight of fast food place. "No way…" The CIT mumbled, "We've been this close to civilization all along?"

"May I take your order?" The voice rang out of the fast food's speaker as the car pulls up and the man was about to say something but…

"Yes, yes, you can take my order!" Courtney roared as she jabbed her thumb back, "We're starving over here!" She grunted out as the mic hit her head from the air and she look up to see a hot balloon with the intern inside. "Oh come on! Get down here, you!" She climbed up the rope.

"Chris, we have a situation here!" Intern whimpered into his walkie-talkie, this girl is really scaring him.

"BAIL! BAIL!" His boss screamed out but it was too late for the intern as he got tossed out of the hot balloon by the angry CIT.

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"What did you just said?!" Heather stomped her feet as she glared at the sweating nerd and her teammates take a few steps away from the queen bee.

"Um…I said that you're mean because your parents must be divorced or you were fat…" Harold screamed out as the queen bee kicked him in his groin and stomping away.

"…Both of your guesses are wrong, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously, following Heather with the rest of his team and the nerd curled up in ball, whimpering in pain. Why can't he keep his mouth shut?!

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Owen, Tyler, and DJ screamed out as they hang on the hot balloon's rope with the snarling bear on the bottom. They managed to steal the case from Justin, who stole it from the crazy girl's team, and was about to get away with it until Owen somehow got his leg tied up with the rope from the CIT, grabbed the jock and giant in process…They all don't know how the hell did the bear end up on the rope!

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"Hey, look, a baby moose, eh!" Ezekiel pointed out at the baby creature as it hopped up, attempting to eat the hanging leaf.

"Oh, it's so cute!" Beth gushed and Geoff decided to help the poor creature by lowering the branch but Lindsay accidently trip on the rock and push him into the baby creature. They frozen up at the sound of growling and look up to see the angry moose. They never noticed the farmer boy ran away from them at the first sight of the moose.

"Oh, this totally isn't what it looks like." The party boy gulps and the moose just blow stream at them from his nose. They stared at each other for a while before ran off, screaming for their life as the moose chased them.

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"The case is almost at the campgrounds." Chris dropped another hint, "Get your butts in gear, people!"

"Hmm, I got it!" Naruto snapped his fingers, "Let's go to the dock and take it from someone as soon as they show up, dattebayo."

"That's good idea!" Leshawna smirked and they ran off to the dock since the campground was close by. They never noticed Chef rode by on his ATV and glanced around for the runaway hot balloon.

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**(Boathouse)**

"Tell me why we're getting dressed up again?" Noah mumbled, placing safety glasses on.

"I feel stupid…" Eva glanced at the red ball on her nose and glared at the smirking bookworm.

"Because that way he won't see us coming." Izzy answered, "Now remember, the minute you have that pretty boy Justin in your sights, fire at will!" She tossed them the bucket, "And then take the case back! Have you got that?"

"Yes, sergeant Izzy…"

"Uh-huh! It's E-scope!" The crazy girl giggled and her teammates glanced at each other.

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**(Dock)**

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head as he watch the strange sight with his group, "Yep, I have no comment for that, dattebayo." The reason why he said that was because of few things. First, Duncan was chasing the moose with fake moose head while Lindsay's group stand on top of the diving board, and the second thing was that one of his bear friend were climbing up the rope to get in the hot balloon, containing of Owen's group with Country.

"Somehow, I have a bad feeling about that…" Bridgette said and she was right. Owen's group jumped out of the hot balloon and landed on the diving board, caused it to shake around for a while. Tyler just landed into the jelly tub.

"I'll call you from my hot-tub phone." The CIT gloated before she screamed at the bear inside her hot balloon and jumped on the diving board, shaking it again. Naruto's group heard the sound of airplane and look up to see Justin jumped out of the airplane.

"…How the fuck did he get keys to the airplane?" Leshawna asked with widened eyes, it turns out that the model just charmed Chef into giving him the key. Justin landed in front of Naruto's group and glanced around for the case, he never noticed the fact that the plane just hit the diving board. It caused the diving tower to tilt around and Izzy noticed Naruto, causing her to grin and ran to the redhead for a whisker time.

"Have you seen the case around?" Justin asked his redhead friend and Naruto just pointed at the shaking diving board. He turns around in time to see the diving board fall down and the fighting group screamed out as the board flew across the campground into the redhead's group, followed by Duncan on the moose. Courtney jumped off the board as soon as it gets closer to the dock and before everyone knows it, they were in water with the floating suitcase.

"Get the…" The punk trailed off as the shark chomp the suitcase from underwater and vanished into the water.

"…Was that Fang?" Naruto blinked, Fang must be very hungry since no one was around to feed him after the redhead's elimination.

"Great, now what?" Leshawna snarled, sending a glare toward the host as he walk up to them with a grin on the dock.

"So you lose the case." Chris sighed with hands on his hip, "Way to go…I didn't want to have to do this, but since none of the fifteen of you officially won, you all officially tie…" The host grinned at them, "Which means that you will all have another shot at winning the million dollars!" The fifteen cheered until the host cut their cheer short, "In season two with five new contestants!"

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**(Confession)**

"Did he just say season two?" Leshawna asked with a raised eyebrow.

_***Static***_

"No way, I'm not coming back here!" Heather shakes her head with crossed arms, "I also don't want to face any new contestants, who know what crazy things they will bring?!"

_***Static***_

"Season two?" Lindsay squealed, "I can't wait to spend more time with O!"

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"Oh forget it!" Duncan grunted, "I didn't agree to season two!"

"Actually, we kinda did, dattebayo." Naruto muttered as everyone look at him with strange looks, "…What? It was in the contact!"

"He's right. I'm glad that someone read the fine print." Chris smirked.

"I hate fine print…" Gwen growled.

"As for the rest of you, your treasure hunt end here." The host announced to the rest of the other campers as they show up at the dock, "Along with all your hopes of ever winning any money off of being on this show. The good news, though, you'll be watching all the action on season two from the sidelines."

"Wait a minute, I want to be on season two!" Courtney stomped but the host ignored her, "I'm so going to sue you!"

"Yes, this is so awesome!" Izzy throws her arms around Naruto, "E-scope is coming back for more whisker times!"

"Oh, boy…" The redhead sighed, how many whisker times will he have in the next season?

"This is so exciting!" Beth gushed with Lindsay, "If you win and buy France, will you have me over?"

"For sure!" The bombshell smiled, she really likes the farmer girl because she was so kind to the blonde the whole time.

"It will start in two weeks!" Chris announced, "After your little break, you will all report to a brand-new location for whole new challenges and our new contestants. The last one standing will receive one…million…dollars!" The host pointed at the camera, "So don't forget to tune in for…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ACTION!"**

The host clapped the slate board.

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**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

It was the weekend before their break starts tomorrow and everyone was forced to go to the entertainment room, under Chef's order. The cooker even forced some of them to come by carrying them around like a potatoes sack. "Hey, what about Whiskers?" Duncan asked the cooker and everyone was thinking the same thing since no one has seen Naruto all day, it was like if he just vanished.

"You'll get your answers soon." Chef grunted, turning on the television and searching for a certain channel since it was almost time…

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**(Unknown Location)**

Naruto fidgeted in his chair and take a glance at his father as he checked his mic on the shirt. "Are you nervous?" Chris asked as the redhead nodded, "I know it's too sudden for you but my ma always say…'Just rip the band-aid off right away and it won't cause any more trouble in the future'."

"Really, she did say that?" Naruto blinked, "Wait…Does she know that…"

"…Uh-oh, I know I forget something…" Chris groaned, "Oh well, she'll find out anyway…"

"Okay, we're going to start soon." The intern called out.

"Well…No turning back, dattebayo." The redhead sighed and his father nodded at his comment.

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**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

"Why are we watching a press…" Noah trialed off, noticing Chris walks to the press table with Naruto next to him.

"Why is he with Chris?" Duncan glanced at Chef, only to get a shrug from the cooker.

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**(Press)**

"Hello, everyone." Chris waved at the reporters, "Thank you for coming to our press. The producers and I thank you for supporting our first season! we just earn a lot of high rating and millions of viewers! I hope everyone is looking forward to our second season!" He cleared his throat as he ignored the questions from the reporters about why the redhead was with him, "But that's not the reason why I call for the press. I called for it to clear up a few things and to avoid something that would causes a lot of scandals in the future…"

"What do you mean by that, sir?" One of the reporters asked.

"Long time ago, I met a wonderful girl when I was in freshman year of my high school, just before I become famous. We had been together for long time and after the high school years, we just had a huge fight that caused us to break up and never contact each other for many years…" Chris sighed, "She had something that I don't know about at this time and I don't know until the halfway in the first season."

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**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

Noah rubbed his chin in deep thought before his eyes widened, "…No way…That explain everything."

"What is it?" Cody blinked at the shocking bookworm.

"Shh!" Everyone shushed them.

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**(Press)**

The reporters kept asking him about it but he was silent for a while until Chris placed his hand on Naruto's shoulder. "It was something that I don't even believe for a while until I took the parental test, seventy-one times until I confirmed it…The truth is…Naruto M. Uzumaki is my son and his full name is Naruto McLean-Uzumaki."

"It's true. Chris Mclean is my father, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head nervously, that caused all of the reporters to stand up quickly and assaulting them with flashing of cameras and questions. The father and son start to answer their questions as best as they can.

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**(Playa De Losers: Entertainment Room)**

Everyone in the room, beside Noah, Chef, and Heather, have different reactions.

"…Wha…" Duncan blinked, did he hear it right?

"Whoo-hoo! He finally found his father!" Owen grinned, Chef shakes his head at the oaf. This guy always looks at the positive side of things.

"…" Bridgette was in shock and her face turns red as she recalling the fact that Naruto's father just walk on them when they were making out. Gwen, Leshawna, and Courtney was speechless at the revelation as Beth attempts to explain everything to Lindsay since she don't understand what was going on.

"Now I know where he gets his sadistic nature with prank from…" Cody muttered to himself.

"Yep…" Trent, Geoff, Tyler, and Harold slowly nod their heads with widened eyes.

"Whatever." Eva crossed her arms, she don't care about anything until it's about workout or gym.

"Did you hear that?" Katie gasped with Sadie.

"Oh, yeah, I just totally did!" The chubby girl starts to gossip with the tanned girl.

"Um…He…Chris…What…Um…Naruto…Um…" DJ stuttered, his brain was blown away at the shocking revelation.

"I don't get it, eh…" Ezekiel tilted his head and scratching his head.

"How the fuck can that be?! A nice guy like Naruto is relating to this guy like Chris, this really doesn't make any sense?!" Justin flipped the table out of confusion.

"…I'm not going to clean it up." Chef glanced at the mess, caused by the model.

"Well, I don't know you guys but that really don't change anything for me with Red." Izzy grinned and in their heads, everyone agreed with the crazy girl but it was still shocking for them to find out about Naruto and Chris and it will take them a while to get over this revelation…

"Now I wonder what will that bring us on next season?" Heather muttered with crossed arms, she wasn't the only one that was thinking about it. Who know what will happens in Total Drama Action?

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_Winner of Island: Owen_

_Contestants in Action: Beth, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Naruto, Owen, Trent, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?_

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**And this ends our sixth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Now the Island arc finally ended! Just a short chapter since there was only three episodes. Wow, I think I am first guy that end the Island arc before anyone does…In the next chapter will be filler and I don't know how long this chapter will be.**

**In this chapter, we just saw that Heather told Bridgette that she will steal Naruto and it look like our queen bee just planted a seed in the surfer girl, how will it turn out? Who know?**

**We also noticed that Trent is start to freaking Gwen out with his behavior. I want to make it more realistic and it look like that he was little creepy during the final challenge in the cannon so I decided to spinning it around. Anyone like it or not?**

**Everyone cool with the race for the million dollars? I forget how long this episode was and it was so long that I have to cut some of scenes out since some of them was kind of boring or not important to write it in. Hope everyone like it.**

**Press: I decided to do that because if I was a famous person and I found out that I have a kid, I may have to call for a press to clear thing up to avoid scandals that would make me look like a bad guy and that's what Chris would do…Maybe…You guys cool with the reactions or not?**

**Five new contestants: I decided to add a little twist that there will be new people coming on the show…And before anyone ask…No, it's not guys from Naruto series. I decided to bring some characters from another TD series in Action early to add more drama in Naruto's life. I already decided on who will show up, just to let you guys know so no one can start voting for characters around.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	8. The Break

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, supports, and advice.**

**When I started to writing this filler, I just realized something…I have to give some of the families first and last names so it took me a while to find right names for certain people…**

**The filler is short chapter because it's just a breather for me before long chapters.**

**Some of you guess right about the new contestants****but at same time, some of you got it wrong.**

**Coldblue: 1) It's Izzy we're talking about here, lol. 2) Not yet but it will be a big change in the future.**

**Anyway, it's time for the eighth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 8: The Break**

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**(Day One: Naruto and Heather)**

The redhead takes his duffel bags out of the cab, he can hear a soft pattering of footsteps behind him and Naruto smiled as soon as he hears the voice. "Onii-chan!" The redhead turns around and catches a five-year old girl. The girl has short black hair and was wearing a purple frilly dress.

"Hey, Sun-chan." Naruto grinned at the giggling girl as Heather's parents came out of their house with ten-year old boy, "Did you miss me and your onee-chan, dattebayo?"

"Yeah!" The girl nods as Heather give her parents a hug and send a glare at her little brother.

"Welcome home, Naruto." The man smiled at the redhead, "It felt like we don't see you two for long time."

"Same here, Tim-Ojisan." Naruto chuckled, hands Heather's sister to the queen bee.

"Come here!" The woman pulls the redhead in hug as she turns her head to her daughter, "I just made you two some lunch inside."

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"Who's that, Sun-hi?" Heather asked as she pointed at drawn stick figure on a white paper and Sun-hi pointed at the queen bee. "Oh, then why is there an orange color on my head?"

"Your hat!" Sun-hi grinned widely and Heather smiled at her.

"I really like this episode where you hunt everyone down!" The boy laughed with the redhead, "It was so awesome!"

"Glad you think so, Ike, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled before turns to Heather's mother, "Thank, Mee-Yoo-obachan, for the food."

"No problem." Mee-Yoo gives him a smile before it turns into a smirk, "Tell me about this girl, Bridgette was it?" The family laughed at the redhead's blushing face, never noticed the scowling queen bee and confusing little girl.

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**(Cody)**

The geek rubbed his head with lightly blush and glanced at his shocking parents as they stared at Katie. It turns out they lived two hours away from each other and they both don't know about it until they came home. "It's nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson." The tanned girl giggled as she wrapped her arms around Cody's arm, "I'm Katie Carwyn."

"…You got a girlfriend? SINCE WHEN?!" His parents cried out in unison.

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**(Lindsay)**

"…His last name is…Waffle?" Paula blinked at the smiling bombshell, "…That's…weird…"

"Not really, I think it's so unique!" Lindsay giggled, clapping her hands.

"Calm down, Peter, I'm sure Owen Waffle is a nice boy." The mother sighed at her fuming husband.

"No one is good for my little girls! Felicity, why do they have to grow up?!" Peter sobbed on his wife's shoulder, earning eyerolls from Paula and Felicity.

"Lindsay Waffle…Sound like it's a good name!" The bombshell squealed, never noticed her father fainted with foaming mouth.

"Peter!"

"Dad!"

"Daddy?"

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**(Ezekiel)**

The farmer boy cowered with his father, sweating under the glare of his mama with frying pan in her hand. "…You two are going to get a good talk from me, boys…"

"N-N-Not the frying pan, dear!"

"DON'T YOU 'DEAR' ME!" She swings the frying pan at the screaming males.

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**(Harold)**

The nerd sweating under the glares of his family, he just forgets that they watched the show. "Harold Napoleon!" His mother stomped, "You're grounded for two weeks! No technology!"

"B-But mom…"

"Don't you 'mom' me! I don't raise you to be a cheater and liar!"

"Honey's right." His father nodded, "Go to your room and think about what you did."

"Aww…" Harold shuffled to his room, ignoring his snickering siblings.

"Hey, Becky, want to rig his room with lullaby songs?"

"I like what you think, Matt." The siblings smirked at each other.

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**(Gwen)**

"It suck that you almost win the money." Pixie huffed as the goth friends sat together in living room, "But it must really suck to do another season with these weird people…Like this Trent guy."

"Ugh, don't remind me…" Gwen blew her hair up before her mother walk in the room with tray of freshly baked cookies.

"Chocolate-chip cookies, anyone?"

"Thank, Ms. Summer." Reaper chuckled as he takes a piece of cookie and glanced at the groaning goth teal-haired girl. She will never live it down if someone from Total Drama show found out about her last name.

"How many times do I have to tell you? Just call me Lulu." Lulu placed her hands on hip as she turns to Gwen, "Honey, have you seen Cody?"

"Yeah, he's in his room." Gwen muttered, "He's on skype with his friends, talking about the show." Lulu sighed and walks up the stair with some cookies for her son. The goth friends glanced at each other in silence and chewing on their cookies.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…I hope we'll meet Naruto." Pixie smirked, "I want to ask him what it likes to be kissed by you."

"Pixie!" Gwen shouted, earning some snickers from her friends.

"…Me too…" Marilyn nodded with blank face.

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**(Geoff)**

"Hey, ma, pa! I'm home!" The party boy called out before he groaned as soon as he saw his parents making out on the sofa.

"Faith, I love you!"

"I love you more, Jeff!"

"Have you been making out on this sofa for a whole month?" Geoff deadpanned at them.

"Don't be silly, Geoff." Faith smiled, "We were in kitchen, living room, bedroom, bat…"

"Lalalalala, not listening!" Geoff screamed out, running to his room and his parents just shrugged before resuming their make-out.

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**(Day Three: Justin)**

"I'll take the contacts." The model grinned at the agent in front of him.

"…Seriously? We don't even start our discussion…" The agent facepalmed, why does his boss want to hire this guy…Oh right, something about how handsome Justin is…

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**(Chef)**

The cooker licks his thumb to turn a page, take a few glances at the vibrating phone on table and raised his head to his boss. "Aren't you going to answer it?" Chef blinked at the sweating host.

"…Not yet…I'll wait a bit until ma chill out." Chris gulped.

"I'll answer it then…" The cooker grabbed it as he ignored his protesting boss, "Hello…" Chef screamed out in fear and holds the cell phone away from his ear before he hanged up on Chris' mother. "…She sound so pissed off…"

"…Ugh!" The host faceplanted on his desk, maybe it was bad idea to have press first and let his ma find it out later…

"Well, on bright side, she won't nag you anymore about getting her a grandchild to spoil." The cooker muttered and Chris nodded at him.

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**(DJ)**

The giant stares at the wall with gaping face before Momma slaps his head, snapping him out of his mind. "Momma?" DJ shakes the cobweb out of his head, "What happened?"

"You have been out of it for a few days since the press…" Momma sighed as DJ zoned out again for the fifth time, "This boy really take after his father."

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**(Beth)**

The farmer girl steals a few glances at a cutest guy she ever seen in her life, beside Justin, and the guy did the same things. When their eyes met, they glanced away from each other and kept reading their magazine. It kept went on for a few minutes until the boy speak up with a smile, "I'm Brady and you are…?"

"O-O-Oh, I'm Beth." She giggled nervously.

"Sorry for staring at you." Brady smiled, "You look kind of familiar to me but I can't remember where."

"Oh, maybe you saw me on a show." Beth shrugged.

"Really? I really don't watch a lot. Been bit busy lately with works." He admitted as he rubbed his neck, "What was the name of this show?"

"Total Drama Island." The farmer girl answered.

"Oh…Was it the one that got a lot of attention because of a press with the host and his kid?"

"Yeah, it was the one." Beth nods and they kept making small talks.

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**(Bridgette)**

"Thank for the tea, Paige-san." Naruto sipped his tea, take a glance around the living room as Bridgette fidgeting in her seat next to him and her mother giggled at her antic. The surfer girl's mother want to meet her first boyfriend in person and that was the reason why Naruto was in her house for.

"Oh, please call me Coral." Bridgette's mother smiled at the redhead.

"Um…Sure, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"Bridgette told me a bit about you." Coral glanced at her daughter as she takes a sip from her tea, "I want you to know that as long as you don't hurt her, I approve your relationship."

"Thank, Coral-san, this really means a lot to me." The redhead grinned at her, "I will never hurt her at all because I really like her a lot, dattebayo." The surfer girl blushed as Naruto give her one-side hug and lean against him.

"Good…But don't go and make kids yet, I'm too young to be a grandma." Coral smirked, caused the redhead to spit out his tea.

"MOM!" Bridgette shouted with red face.

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"I'm so sorry about my mom…" The surfer girl sighed as they sat on the sand, facing the sea and watching the sunset.

"It's okay, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "I think she's awesome…beside the grill."

"Again, I'm sorry about that." Bridgette giggled as she rests her head on his shoulder, "What's your plan for the break?"

"Well, I'm going to visit Izzy, Owen, Gwen, and Chris then spend some time with Heat-chan's family since there's no circus in my town for few months, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head and Bridgette was little worried since he was going to visit Izzy but it must be not this bad…Hopeful.

"…I still can't believe that he's your father…" She muttered as the redhead chuckled, "How long will you stay here for?"

"Oh, just a couple hours until I go back home." He wrapped his arm around her, "Why did you ask me that?"

"So we can do that…" The surfer girl kissed him and starts to make out with him for a few hours.

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**(Day 4: Owen)**

"I'm David, his father."

"I'm Amanda, his mother."

"I'm Johnny."

"And I'm Gavin! Together we are…"

"The Waffle family! Whoo-hoo!" Owen cheered with his family as Naruto chuckled and Lindsay clapped her hands with smile.

"It's so nice to meet you!" The bombshell giggled and Amanda gives her a tight hug.

"Yeah, what she said, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled lightly, Owen's family was really interesting.

"We're so glad to meet you two, Owen kept telling us about you guys since he got home from this show." David smiled and gives them handshakes.

"Yeah, it was so awesome and I have a great time there!" The oaf nodded with a grin, "I really can't wait for another season! Whoo-hoo!"

"He's going to win it again!" Gavin grinned, earning a nod from Johnny.

"Yeah!" Owen grinned at his brothers.

"Since we already introduced ourselves to you two…" Amanda clasped her hands together, "Let's eat!"

"WHOO-HOO!" The Waffle family cheered with Lindsay and Naruto chuckled at them, look like she will fit right in.

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**(Heather)**

"IKE KIM-SMITH, YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Heather shouted angrily as she chased her laughing brother and her parent shake their head, watching them ran past the living room. The reason why she was angry is because Ike just pulled a prank on her with feather and whip cream.

"Maybe it was bad idea to let Naruto teach Ike some pranks…" Tim chuckled nervously.

"It was your idea." Mee-Yoo smirked as she played with Sun-Hi, "You asked Naruto to teach him."

"…Right…"

"Can I learn it with Onii-chan?" The little girl asked innocently, caused her parents to sweating lightly, one prankster child was bad enough and they don't want more pranksters to running around the house or Heather will explode big time.

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**(Noah)**

"How many time do I has to tell you to leave my stuff alone?!"

"I don't take it!"

"You did!"

"No, it was her!"

"Hey! Don't blame me!"

'…Sisters…' Noah rolled his eyes as his sisters fought with each other over a used shampoo and focus on his book, why does his parent still want to make a big family. Five sisters and three brothers are enough for him and he knows that he won't survive another sibling on the way…He's doomed if it's another girl.

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**(Naruto)**

"Thank you for coming to visit us even if it was short." David smiled with his wife as Naruto put his belt on in his old green van, "We did enjoy your company and you're welcome to visit us anytime when you have a chance."

"Thank, I'll call first before I drop by, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Here's a batch of brownies for the road." Amanda said as she hands him the paper plate with brownies, "Don't want you to go starve on your way back."

"Thank, Amanda-san." The redhead grinned and waved bye at the Waffle family as he pull out to drive away from them.

"Don't be stranger!" Johnny shouted out.

"Yeah!" Gavin joined his shouting brother.

"Now…Time for teasing Owen and his lady." David grinned with his family, never noticed the said couple sneaking away from them.

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**(Day 5: Chris)**

"NOT THE FACE!" The host cried out, dodging the cane swing from his raging mother.

"YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT MY GRANDSON!" The elder lady swings her cane around, "AND YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE MY CALL AT ALL!"

"I'M SORRY, MA!" Chris screamed, running away from old lady.

"Don't say I told you so, boss." Chef muttered, watching his soap show and ignoring the crying of his boss.

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**(Eva)**

"…" The bodybuilder work out with her dumbbells and glanced at her parent.

"…" The father said nothing, working on his sit-ups.

"…" The mother also said nothing, raised herself on the lift-up bar.

"…Good talk, pa, ma." Eva grunted, dropping her dumbbells on the ground.

"Indeed." Her father nodded.

"Likewise." The woman smiled, her family always speaks in 'Strong Guys' language and only handful of them can understand what was going on in their workout room.

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**(Duncan)**

The punk give out an groan and watch his girlfriend fighting with her parent about him, her parent hate him right off the bat because of his attitude…Plus she want to hire more lawyers to sue the pant off Chris for the wrongful elimination again and try to get in the second season. Why did he agreed to meet her parent, he won't have to listen to them fighting and all he just want was a good make-out with Princess…

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**(Trent)**

The musician kept adjusting his guitar and glanced at his phone, waiting for a call from a certain girl. He bet she must be busy catching up with her family and friends but he don't mind it since she will say yes to him soon. Trent strummed his guitar and starts to write a catchy song.

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**(Day 8: Izzy)**

"Red, you finally come!" The crazy girl glomp Naruto in midair and wrapped her legs around him. "I miss you so much! My family is dying to meet you!" Izzy giggled, shoving his head in her chest and ignoring his flailing arms.

"Sweetie, let the poor thing breath." The woman sighed.

"Whoops, sorry about that." The crazy girl jumped off the blushing redhead before gesturing at her family, "Meet my brother, Isaac, you know the one that have fear of automobiles? That is my mama, Tiffany, and my papa, Arrie. Oh! Our last name is Quirke, it's Irish by the way." She starts to rambling on for a while.

"Um…Nice to meet you, guys…" Naruto rubbed his head, he really don't know what to say after listened to Izzy's ramble.

"It's nice to meet you." Arrie grinned, "Do you like to drink sap?"

"…Nani?"

"Oh, papa make the best sap drink, you should try it!" The crazy girl grinned.

"And he should try the frog apple pie!" Isaac chuckled.

"Wait, nani?!"

"…Guys, don't feed these to him." Tiffany deadpanned as she turns to the shocked redhead, "I'm sorry about them but you will get used to it soon or later."

"Yeah, looks like it." Naruto sighed before Izzy dragged him to her house.

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**(Tyler)**

The jock was eating his lunch at the table, glancing at his parent. "Carly, be careful with the coffee." His father gulped, watching his wife pick up the pot of coffee.

"Don't worry, Miles, I won't slip agai…Whoops!" Carly tripped on her feet and tossed the hot pot in air. Tyler watch it flew in the air before it splashed all over his father, causing him to cry out in pain. "Sorry, dear!" His mother giggled nervously.

"I'll call hospital and tell them that you're on your way…again." Tyler said after swallowing his meat.

"…Why me…" Miles sobbed, he really love his wife but he believe that Carly's clumsiness will kill him someday and he hope it won't happen to Tyler's future girlfriend or spouse since he inherited the clumsy nature from his mother.

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**(Sadie)**

"Oh, and he was so totally cute but totally not my type." The chubby girl twirled her hair as she kept talking to Katie on phone, "Yeah, he was totally hit on me but I said, like, sorry but you're not totally my type. Yeah, I did! So girl, tell me how did it go with meeting Cody's parent? No way! I know they love you so much, you're totally awesome! No, you are! No, you are!"

"Thankful for the cheap phone plan…" Sadie's father sighed, earning a nod from his wife.

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**(Naruto)**

The redhead glanced at the crazy girl as she grooming his hair with a wide grin on her face and blinked at her. "Um…Not that I'm complaining but why do I has to lie on your legs, dattebayo?" Naruto mumbling with lightly blush.

"Because I want to be your pillow and…" Izzy giggled as she pecked his forehead, "To do that."

"But you know I have girlfriend, right?" He attempts to get up but she forced him down with a wide grin.

"Yep! But I'm your mistress and don't worry, I won't go any farther." Izzy giggled as Naruto give out a sigh of relief, "Until you and Bridgette are interesting in threesome!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…NANI!" The redhead cried out with gaping red face and the crazy girl giggled at his face, she really love to get different reactions out of him.

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"Bye, Red." Izzy gave Naruto a tight hug, secretly planting an envelope in his jean's pocket.

"Bye, Izzy." The redhead chuckled as he turns to the family, "Bye, guys, it's nice to meet you, dattebayo."

"Are you sure that you don't want to try sap drink?" Arrie pouted.

"Or even frog apple pie?" Issac asked with puppy eyes.

"…I'm good, dattebayo." Naruto sweated.

"It's nice to meet you too, I'm glad to have a conversation with sane person for once." Tiffany sighed.

"I promise to call you to keep you sane, dattebayo." The redhead said seriously and the crazy girl's mother nods, she doesn't want to give in the craziness of her family.

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It was late night when Naruto got back to his house from his drive and changed into his pajama before he notices an envelope, sticking out of his discarded jean. Naruto pick it up and glanced at it to see Izzy's name on it. "When did she put it there?" The redhead muttered to himself with a blink before he opened it and pulls out a picture. He stared at it for a while before he passed out with a nosebleed, dropping the picture of half-naked Izzy on the floor in process. Somewhere, a certain crazy girl giggled in her sleep.

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**(Day 11: Leshawna)**

"Ugh, I wish it don't come at all." The sassy girl groaned into her hands and her parent shakes their heads, she really doesn't want to do another season with a crazy host at all.

"I warned you to read the contact but you never listened. Did I warn her, Emmalyn?" Her father said.

"You did, John, you did." Emmalyn nodded.

"Oh, stuff it, dad!" Leshawna groaned, ignoring her laughing parent. Sometime she hates it when her parent rubbed it in her face.

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**(Gwen)**

"Wow, it's you in person!" Cody stared at chuckling redhead in awe, "You really rock as the hunter and kick ass! It was so awesome! I like it when you make this nerd dude sing many times each time you ambushed him! Oh, oh! And this time when you kick this real psycho killer around like he was your bitch!"

"Cody, language!" Lulu frowned at her son, receiving a sheepish grin from him.

"Looks like you got your first fan." Gwen smirked.

"Yeah." Naruto chuckled as he tossed a piece of cookie in his mouth, "Thank for having me over, dattebayo."

"You're welcome." Lulu smiled as she retreat to her kitchen, "If you excuse me, I'm going to make some lunch for later."

"No problem, my friends really want to meet you." The goth girl said as Cody asked the redhead for his autograph and Naruto signed it for him.

"Whoa, wait until the guys hear about it! Thank!" The boy ran up the stair with a wide grin.

"Your brother is awesome." Naruto grinned.

"Thank." Gwen smiled.

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**(Courtney)**

"No, no, no!" The CIT paced around the living room as she screamed into her phone, "You better win this case and get me on this damn show or I'll sue you with a new lawyer! Don't think you're a lawyer mean you won't get sued!"

"Alexander, it's your fault that she inherited your stubborn personality." The woman whispered to her husband.

"I know, Maya, I know." Alexander sighed, flipping through newspaper and ignoring his daughter as she keeping shouting at the poor lawyer on phone.

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**(Naruto)**

The redhead chuckled as Reaper was telling him a funny story about the goth friends' night out which end them up in a embarrassing situation. "So who bailed you guys out, dattebayo?" Naruto asked with a chuckle.

"Marilyn did." Gwen jerked her head to the said goth girl, earning a nod from her.

"Yeah, it was quite a night for us." Pixie smirked as she lean closer the redhead, "You should join us next time we have a night out…and if you're lucky, you will get smooch from Gwen."

"Pixie!" The goth teal-haired girl shouted and the redhead blushed, the first kiss was still fresh in his head.

"I was just teasing." Pixie snickered, "But since Gwen won't give you a smooch, maybe you will get one from me and Marilyn."

"Yes." The bald goth girl nodded with blank expression.

"Marilyn! Pixie!" Gwen groaned, why do her friends likes to tease so much.

"Oh, boy." Reaper rolled his eyes as the redhead stuttered at his goth friends, "Here we go again."

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**(Day 13: Duncan)**

"Say what?" The punk blinked at his aunt, "You know Naruto?"

"Mmm." His aunt nodded, "He was in my case a few years ago. It's good to know that he's doing well now."

"Really?" Duncan blinked as he rubbed his head, "Um…Aunt Lilly, Can you tell me a bit about this case?"

"Are you sure?"

"Pfft, I'm used to hearing a lot of cases from pa and ma." Duncan rolled his eyes, "Either you tell me or I'll breaking into the database again."

"Again?" Lilly smirked, "I still think it's irony that you are breaking the Rush family's tradition of long-line police."

"I think the force have enough Detective Rush." The punk snorted, "I lost the count after twenty-three Rush."

"It's twenty-five now." Lilly chuckled.

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**(Naruto)**

The redhead blinked at the bruised host and glanced at the smiling elderly woman, they was sitting in the dining room. "I'm glad that you take everything after Kushina." The old lady smiled at her grandson.

"Oh, thank, Mclean-san…"

"Call me Grammy." The lady frowned.

"Okay, Grammy." Naruto rubbed his head as he take another glanced at the host, "Um…What happened to Chris?"

"She…" Chris was about to saying something but his mother cut him off.

"He tripped down the stair." Grammy said with serious tone.

"What! No way!" Chris pointed at her with accusing stare, "You beat me up with your cane!"

"Oh, my." The old lady gasped lightly before give out a sniffle as she hugging her grandson, "He's so mean to me and blame me for his mistakes."

"Whoa, that's not cool, dattebayo." The redhead glared at Chris as he patted her back, "You can't accuse Grammy for something that she doesn't do."

"B-B-But she…" The host stuttered, pointing at his mother and she gave him a smug smirk that the redhead never noticed. "SHE JUST SMIRKED AT ME!"

"Oh, Naruto! Why did you have a cruel father, it's all my fault…" Grammy sobbed on Naruto's shoulders.

"Dude, you made Grammy crying!" The redhead hugged his grandma.

"I give up!" Chris huffed, throwing his arms up.

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**(Duncan)**

The punk lied on his bed, staring at the ceiling with a frown. How the hell did Whiskers managed to get past that? It must really traumatize experience for his redhead friend after witnessing the stalker's suicide in front of his eyes when he was close to the death's door. "Damn…" Duncan sighed, he really wish that he don't ask his aunt about this case at all.

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**(Day 14: Naruto)**

It was the last day of their break and the redhead chuckled as his childhood friend paced around nervously. "Relax, Heat-chan." Naruto smiled, "I'm sure this season won't be bad, dattebayo."

"No! It will be very bad!" Heather groaned, "Who know what the hell is going on in Chris' sick, twisted mind! Not to mention the five new guys, what if they team up with the other guys to kick me off right away on the first day?!"

"I don't think it will happen at all, just relax." The redhead chuckled as he pulls her in a hug, "I bet this season will be more awesome than the last one, dattebayo."

"…Maybe…" The queen bee muttered with lightly blush before she shoves him away, "Don't hug me again!"

"So tsundere." Naruto chuckled, only to yelp as soon as Heather kicked his shin. He can't really wait for tomorrow to meet the new contestants and see some of his friends that he don't see during the break. Who know what will happen in Total Drama Action?

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_Contestants in Action: Beth, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Naruto, Owen, Trent, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?_

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**And this ends our eighth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**I know the filler chapter was short for most of you guys but the long chapters will resume next chapter. I hope everyone like this filler chapter because I tried my best with a limit knowledge about the families and etc. **

**The Action will start in next chapter and we will finally know who will join the cast. I'm sure that some of you can't wait for it.**

**So far, we just saw some characters' families and their personalities, plus we know some of their last name. We also saw how some of them act around Naruto when he visited them. Let's be realistic, Naruto can't meet every families since it's only two weeks break so he only meet a few of them. Love it or hate it?**

**We just seen that Grammy accept Naruto right off the bat, showing that she is different from her son and it looks like the tricky nature really run in the family.**

**The reason why I named Gwen's brother Cody? I think that would really explain everything why she don't even think about dating Cody Anderson because that would be weird to date a guy with same name like your family members.**

**In this chapter, it turn out that Naruto's stalker is dead but don't think that I just wrote it off, it will play a large role in the future during a certain arc.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to contestants as Chef's mystery meat.**


	9. Action: Castmates

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Now we are in Action arc! Whoo-hoo! Are you exciting to see who are going to join the cast?**

**Nightmaster: Yes, I will do the Aftermath since it's part of the show. Who will host it? Hmm, guess we have to wait for it.**

**Untamed Wind: Actually, the updates are not fixed so it can be update any day, any times and it was odd that I always finish my chapters on Monday morning. I always update them as soon as I finish my chapter and check it for any edit or errors.**

**Coldblue: 1) I can say that the stalker is not part of TD series. 3) There's a good chance but who know?**

**Raven: He is a part of the show, there will be someone else to present the aftershow but I want to keep it under wrap until next chapter.**

**Kaiju: I don't think Duncan is a type that will blab things and prefer to keep things to himself, seeing that in cannon.**

**Jack: Well, I wish I can answer this question but it would be a hugest spoiler, sorry.**

**Anyway, it's time for the ninth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 9: Action: Castmates**

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**(Film Lot)**

"Last season on Total Drama Island, Owen and Gwen battled it out for hundred bucks." Chris grinned as he recapped the last season for some of new viewers with clips, "In the end, Owen, a super-sized guy, won the super-sized check but then give it all up for the chance to win one million big ones." The host chuckled, "With the millions macaroons stuffed into a briefcase, our 23 campers set off on the race for the case…Until the case was eaten by an alligator, then a shark." He paused to laugh at the memory of the result, "I bet they didn't see that one coming. Now the fifteen, who are the closest to winning, have been giving the chance to win another million dollars." Chris walked around the film lot as he shows the viewers different new locations, "They've been instructed to report to an old film lot for a whole new set of challenges and meet the five brand-new contestants! Roughly a month and few weeks, twenty castmates, one heck of a lot of cash! Welcome to…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ACTION!"**

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**Theme Song**

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**(Film Lot's Entrance)**

A bus pulled up to the entrance with a skid and opened the door as Duncan sniffed the air. "Man, I still missed the smell of the city!" The punk steps down from the bus with a chuckle, followed by several former campers and Gwen glances around the new location at the bus' door until she hear the familiar voice that she loathes so much.

"Step off!" Heather growled right next to her, they were blocking the bus' doorway.

"You, step off!" The goth girl shot back before they both shoves each other with growl.

"If you two kept doing that, you will fall…" Naruto attempted to warn them but it was too late as the girls fall out as one of them accidently knocks Harold into Leshawna's back, shattering his Rubik cube in process.

"Ouch, sorry, Leshawna." The nerd groaned out before the pieces of Rubik cube hit his head.

"No harm done." Leshawna smirked before the bus take off with a backfire and the contestants coughed from the exhaust smoke as the sassy girl glanced around, "Where is everybody?"

"Um…Maybe we got off on the wrong stop?" Gwen shrugged as she turns her head to the redhead, "Are we?"

"Nah, we're in right place, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"What?" Heather placed her hands on hip with a growl, "I'm not hanging around here!"

"You're gonna give up the chance at a million big ones?" Leshawna snickered as some contestants stared at the queen bee with widened eyes, "Hm, that's a lot of hair weaves."

The queen bee lifts her index finger in air with an opening mouth before she give out a sigh, "Guess I can stay here for a bit…" She tugged on her orange beanie hat and her childhood friend patted her on back.

"Face it, the money is the reason we all put up with Chris." Beth grinned, "…Well, beside Naruto."

"Hey, you got your braces off!" Trent blinked at the farmer girl's teeth as everyone finally noticed it, "Nice!"

"Hot as ever." Justin winked flirty, it turns out he was checked himself out with the reflection of Beth's teeth before Leshawna pull him away.

"You look fi-i-ine, girl." The sassy girl smiled.

"You really do." Gwen agreed.

"You are totally on your way to look into part of my new BFF." Lindsay gushed, "That's my new 'best French friend'. I'm so moving to France with O when I win."

"My mom said my world will totally open up when I got my braces off." Beth gasped happily, "She was right! I'm going to France!" They both cheered together before everyone hears someone honking at them and turn around to see Chris pulls up in the cart with tram in tow.

"Hop on, everyone!" Chris gives them his host grin.

"Dude, it's about time." Duncan grunted as they climb into the tram, "…Wait, what about the new guys?"

"Oh, you will meet them soon." The host chuckled as he drives them inside the film lot, "Let's take a tour and we better make it fast since this cart is rented by the hour." Owen glanced around before he notices that Izzy was whistling at the entrance.

"Run, Izzy!" The oaf called out, only to get no reaction from the crazy girl before he smacked his forehead. "I mean, Kaleidoscope." He just forgets that she goes by this new name now until it's Naruto since he was only one who can call her Izzy.

"No one leave E-Scope behind!" Izzy gave out a Tarzan scream as she flip toward the tram and landed in the tram, right behind Naruto. "It's whisker time!" The crazy girl giggled, assaulted the redhead's cheek.

"NO-O-O-Ooooo…S-S-stop it…" Naruto stuttered as he grabs Izzy's hands and push them to her chest, glanced away with red face. He can't look at her without picture her naked for a while and he can hear her giggling as if she know what he was thinking about.

"Welcome to the set of Total Drama Action!" Chris announced to catch their attention, "This season's hardest reality show will be shot here, on an abandoned film lot."

"Does that mean we are gonna be in the movie?" Lindsay gasped.

"No, it means you're gonna be on TV." The host replied before glared at her, "And don't interrupt me…" He leans closer to flick her nose, "Ever…I don't want to be interrupted again like last season." Chris mumbled the last part to himself.

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**(Wild West Set)**

"You'll be spending the next six weeks here competing against each other, in challenges and rewards." The host explained as the teenagers glance around the set, "All for the chance to win some monster cash!"

"Yeah, baby!" Owen rubbed his hands together, "I'm gonna win me some moola!"

"Shoosh-ah!" Chris shushed the oaf, "Like last season, one team will win, and the other team will watch one of their own make their way down the dreaded walk of shame to the Lame-o-sine."

"Lame-o-what?" Everyone said in unison.

"You'll see it soon…That's where you will meet the new kids on the block!" The host chuckled and the casts look at each other.

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**(Stage)**

Chris step down from his cart with the castmates and gesturing at damaged limousine as the casts form line behind him. "This is the Lame-o-sine. Now let's meet your new castmates!" The host announced as the door opened, "First up, she's tough with take-no-prisoners attitude, Jo!"

Jo steps out and walks down the red carpet before she glares at the cast. "I'm facing these pathetic guys?" The jockette snorted as she walks past the host, "I'm so winning this season."

"Hi, Jo, I'm Ge…" Geoff said before Jo shoves him away.

"I don't care who you are, cowboy." The jockette glared as she crossed her arms, "I'm here to win, not to make friends." Some of the castmates frowns at her and the redhead lean back to Justin.

"She reminds me of Heat-chan, dattebayo." Naruto whispered, earning a nod from the model.

"Halt from the countryside, I give you the strongest but brainless country boy, Rodney!" Chris grinned as Rodney step out and wave at the group with goofy grin.

"Hi, guys! It's nice to meet you." The country boy greeted, walking up to the group as they raises their head up with widened eyes.

"…Oh, my…" DJ dropped his jaw at Rodney, this guy just beat him in height by a couple of heads.

"You can say it again…" Leshawna agreed with the Jamaican giant.

"…Oh, my…" The Jamaican giant repeated, still in shock.

"Now here comes the mysterious gal who happens to creeping me out a lot, Dawn!" The host gestured to the limousine for a while before he blinks, "Um…I give you Dawn!...Um…Dawn, that's your cue to come out!"

"I'm over here." An emotionless voice speak out, causing most of the castmates to screamed out as they jumped away from a petite girl that appeared out of nowhere.

"…Dawn, wasn't you just…um…" Jo stuttered, glances between Dawn and the Lame-o-sine. The jockette swears that the mysterious girl was inside when she stepped out and most of the group glanced at the petite girl as she stares at everyone, shifting her eyes to the redhead for a while before turns her head back to the shuddering host.

"Uh…Okay!" Chris cleared his throat loudly to catch their attention again, "I present you the most diabolical villain who desires to be the greatest villain of all time, Max!"

Max steps out of the limousine and grinned evilly as he scanning the group with his eyes. "Goody, some of you fools will be useful for me when I take over the world." He takes a deep breath and start to laughing with his hands in air. "Bwa-haha…" He suddenly coughed roughly, "Ugh…Need to work on my evil laughter more."

"You have to let it flow through instead of forcing it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, this guy was kind of fun to him.

"What do you mean by that?" Max blinked at the redhead, rubbing his sore throat.

"Well…" Naruto scratched his head, "You have to go like that…" He takes a deep breath and start to chuckle darkly. "Mwa-hahahahahaha!" He laughed evilly with thunder in background, causing most of the castmates to step away from the redhead and Max stares at him with awe in his eyes.

"…Are you crying?" Owen asked after noticed the teary host.

"N-N-No, I'm not…" Chris sniffled before turns around to take a deep breath and turn back to them with grin as if he didn't cry a few moments ago. "Now the final castmate to join us…The man that give you nothing but silent treatment, I give you…" The redhead cut him off as soon as someone steps out of the Lame-o-sine.

"B! Dude, you don't tell me that you were coming!" Naruto chuckled as B smiled at him before they use their own secret handshake. They slap each other's hand a several times, low-five, chest bump, headbutt, then finish it off with fist bump. "So that's why you don't return my texts for a while." The redhead grinned and the silent boy was about to say something…

"…You know each other?" Trent blinked, he was not the only one in the group that was confusing.

"Wait, what!" Heather snarled with a stomp, "I never met this guy before!"

"Um…Heat-chan, he's in most of my AP classes and always hangs out with me often, dattebayo." Naruto rolled his eyes as B nods his head, "You never pay attention to anyone until they are popular." The queen bee crossed her arms and opening her mouth before snapping it close with widened eyes, he was right.

Chris walks back to his cart, "Okay, now you meet each others, let's resume our tour…" He push a button with a smirk as the glass window raised up, just in time for the Lame-o-sine to backfired the exhaust smoke at castmates and drive away from the group.

"Could you have sprung for a better ride?" The musician asked with a cough, climbing into the tram with the coughing castmates.

"No." The host rolled his eyes as he starts to drive again, "Now, since we don't have the outhouse to dump your deepest darkest secrets in, you'll dish the dirt in our new make-up confessional!"

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**(Confessional)**

"Oh, my gosh…" Lindsay squealed as she looks around the trailer with joyous expression, "A whole trailer full of make-up?" A hand appeared from off-screen with lipstick before the bombshell waves it away, "Oh, sorry, I don't use that brand."

_***Static***_

"Back off, back off!" Jo leaned away from the makeup kits and growled at the people off-screen.

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**(Craft Service Tent)**

"On your left, it's the craft services tent catered by Chef." Chris grinned, only to gulp as they hear a chop, following by a lot of noise and a whimpering raccoon ran out of the tent.

"COME BACK HERE, DINNER!" Chef chased the raccoon with cleaver in his hand. Lindsay was about to take a picture of them before she fall down from the sudden movement of the tram, courtesy of the host.

"If you survive Chef, you have to make it through our dramatic award ceremony. Remember the stage?" Chris said quickly to get their attention as he pull out a small statue of himself, "Where all but one loser will receive a Gilded Chris award."

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**(Confessional)**

"The Gilded Chris?" Gwen snorted, "Ha, what a narcissist!" She paused for a while before glance at the camera with her hands on hip, "Don't get me wrong, I still want one."

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**(Film Lot)**

"You done now, dude?" Geoff deadpanned, he was getting bored of all these tour.

"I have an eject button and I will use it." Chris bluffed with a cruel grin.

"Please…Continue." The party boy laughed nervously and the host turns back with a smug smirk as they roll into the moon set.

"Wow, cool!" Harold glanced around the set, "Is this a dream?"

"No, Harold, it is not." The host chuckled, "But you may soon wish it was." The nerd swallowed his Adam's apple as they enter the city set, "A few months ago, this lot was home to a high-budget monster movie….Until the star began experiencing some uh…duh…difficulties?"

"Oh no!" Lindsay gasped, "Did she have, like, a mental breakdown?"

"Actually the star wasn't a 'her'…" Chris rubbed his head, "It was an animatronic monster!"

"…What happened to it?" Gwen asked worriedly as they look around to see a lot of bite marks all over the city set.

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**(Confessional)**

"In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have asked that question." Gwen sighed.

_***Static***_

"After seeing all these damage that the monster left behind, I must get this monster to join me for my world domination!" Max rubbed his hands together with evil grin.

_***Static***_

"Um…I'm little confusing here, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "How the hell can an animatronic monster have a breakdown?"

* * *

Everyone jumped at the sound of monster growling before Duncan snorted, "Come on, dudes! He's yanking our chain…" The punk was wrong as the monster shows up in their sight, knocking down some of the set in its path.

"…Wow…" Trent gulped.

"Dude…" Geoff stared at the roaring monster, attempting to calm down the screaming giants as they both hold each other in fear.

"Since we are in a film lot, this season's challenges will be based on movie genres." Chris said as if it was just a common day for him, "Today's genre…"

"Kaiju movie?" Naruto interrupted the host, that'll make a lot of sense why there was a monster around.

"What the hell is kaiju?" Jo raised one of her eyebrows.

"Translation…" Chris sighed at them, why do they always interrupt him? "Monster movie. Duh!" DJ stuttered at the host as he fainted, fall out of the tram in process and the host steps out of his cart to poking the fainted Jamaican giant with a stick. "Down for the count." The host chuckled as he turns to the castmates, "For your first challenge, everyone must get from here to the cast trailers, while our state-of-the-art monster prevents your every move." He paused to laugh, "Chef has kindly offered to control the beast…Aaand…Action!" The host stares at the unmoving castmates before he sighed, "That means GO!" The castmates quickly fight each other to get out of the tram.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

"LADIES FIRST!"

"HI-YAH!"

"MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!"

Chris ducked under the flying nerd, "This is gonna be a long season."

* * *

**(Beach Set)**

The screaming castmates ran into the beach set, followed by the giant monster and some of the teenagers glance over their shoulders to see the monster stomp on some of sandcastles.

"Oh, baby!" Owen chuckled, "Did you see that? That thing is so cool!" He glanced behind again to see nothing and stop as he looks around for the monster until he noticed the monster's hand slowly reach out behind Izzy. "Izzy, duck, duck!

"Ha-ha, duce!" Izzy giggled as the monster's hand slam into the sand, launching the crazy girl in air before she lands in the cherry picker and she stands up with a giggle. "Do it again!"

"…Is she crazy or what?" Jo stared at the crazy girl as the monster pick Izzy up and drop her in the bounce house.

"You don't know a bit of it." Duncan grunted.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Maybe the monster won't look for me in here." Owen gulped as he glanced at his sides, "Izzy is a good friend but sometime she scares me more than the monster."

* * *

"Man, that's a good spot here." Geoff lied on the blanket under the umbrella, ignoring the castmates as they ran past him.

"Um…Won't we tell him that the monster is still around?" Rodney asked worriedly.

"Just worry about yourself, big fella." Leshawna replied and the country boy turns his head to the sassy girl before he gasped loudly. In his vision, roses and vines appeared around the confusing sister.

"O…Ok…um…ah…" Rodney stammered before he ran away from her hurriedly.

"Wow, this white boy sure can ran fast." Leshawna muttered to herself.

* * *

Gwen skidded on her feet and glance around before she turns her head to B. "How are we supposed to find the actor's trailers anyway?" The silent boy gives her a shrug and opens his mouth to say something.

"Follow the good-looking people!" Justin cut B off as he ran past them.

"Yeah, follow Justin!" Beth gushed as she followed the model before Gwen and B looks at each other and decided to join them. They never noticed that Trent follow them from a distance.

* * *

"Say, have anyone seen Max?" Bridgette asked as she glanced around for the said boy, "Wasn't he with us?"

"I saw him heading for the monster, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "He said that he want to get the monster to join his side."

"…This boy is stupid than he looks like…" Heather grunted.

* * *

The monster stomped around the beach set, searching for the castmates and it was about to walk away until the creature hear something.

"My future monster minion, you are honored to have me as your new master!" The monster turns around to see Max smirking at the creature, "And my first order for you is…Take over this film lot and turns it into my evil lair!"

"…"

"…"

"…Don't you hear me? I order you to…" The monster just picks him up and roared at him, drawing a girly shriek from the aspiring villain as the creature tossed him into the bounce house.

* * *

**(City Set)**

"This challenge isn't so bad." Duncan said, running with Gwen and Trent after they split up from the model's group.

"What? No explosions? No burning buildings? No bears?" The goth girl blinked, it was too tame challenge for the host to come up.

"Maybe it's not on the budget." The musician said before a building blow up and they glance around to see a house went up in flame as it reveals a singed bear.

"…Is that the same bear from the island?" Duncan asked before they ran away from the snarling bear.

* * *

**(Monitor Tent)**

"I thought the bear was tranquilized and returned to his handler…" Chris blinked confusingly.

"It had one day left on its contract." Chef answered with a smirk.

"Nice!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Dude, did you saw the beach set?" Geoff grinned, "It was so sweet and look so awesome for a party…" The ceiling above him opened and he look up to see the monster's hand reaching for him.

* * *

**(Beach Set)**

"Look like that slacker is out for a count." Jo gloated as the monster dropped the party boy in the bounce house and it turns to the jockette. "…Uh-oh!" She ran away from the creature.

* * *

Leshawna ran across the beach before halt in the middle of the set and raised one of her eyebrow at Harold, who was hiding under the closed umbrella. "Come on, stringbean, I hope you can run." The sister growled with her hands on hip, "We got a challenge to win."

"If I wanted to, I could run as fast as a pronghorn antelope." Harold said as Leshawna rolled her eyes, "It's the fastest land mammal after the cheetah." Suddenly, the hand scooped them up in air and they screamed at the monster as it growls.

"Oh no!" Rodney skidded on his feet after witnessed the event, "Monster, take me! Just let her go!"

"Um…" The sassy girl don't know how to make comment about that and the monster just pick the country boy up with another hand before it drop them in the bounce house with the jailed castmates.

* * *

Justin blinks as Gwen and Trent ran past him in other direction before the monster grab him and lift him to the eyelevel of the monster. "Yo." The model winked, causing the monster to sigh dreamily.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm just not another gorgeous face, and abs, and butt, and shoulders, okay?" Justin smirked as he placed his legs on the table, "I'm also a master's strategist. This year, I'm in it to win it!"

* * *

The monster put the model in the bounce house with gentle and walks away as Justin glanced around. "What are you guys looking at?" He asked his staring castmates.

"You…" Everyone said in unison.

"Oh, right!" The model smiled.

Max stares at him dreamily before shakes his head clear, "What is this hypnotic power?!" He pulls a recorder out, "Memo to myself, study this good-looking model for hypnosis abilities."

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

After the creature caught Heather and Lindsay, the monster was chasing the group, containing of Bridgette, DJ, Beth, Gwen, Jo, and Trent. They got cornered and there was no way to escape until the musician glanced at his side.

"Everyone, follow me!" Trent shouted as he opened the door for the castmates and run inside, only to find themselves on other side of a new set. "You mean everything around here is fake?"

"Duh, we're on filming lot, you fucking moron!" Jo throws her arms up in air before the monster grabs them all in one swoop.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe that I had a crush on him." Gwen rolled her eyes.

* * *

Naruto peeks out of the alleyway and turns back to B and Dawn. "Coast is clear, dattebayo." The redhead grinned and walks out with them as they glance around their surrounding for any signs of the monster.

"I don't know." Dawn said, "I'm feeling a lot of negative energy." The boys blinked at her and glanced at each other.

"Um…Really, dattebayo?" Naruto scratched his head as B nodded, "Where is it coming from?" They hear a sound of heavy breathing above them, causing them to look up to see the grinning monster on top of the building. "Run!" The redhead cried out as they attempted to run but it was too late for them.

* * *

**(Bounce House)**

The group glanced up after heard the sound of screams and see Naruto's group dropped on them with few bounce. "Look like it's down to Duncan and Owen now." Beth said, earning a few nods from the castmates. Everyone went quiet for a while until Naruto speak up.

"Well, since we're going to wait until the end of this challenge, let's chat with the new guys, dattebayo."

"I'm for it." DJ agreed as most castmates nodded their heads and starts to chat with each other for a while.

"Hey, Naruto." Geoff called out to catch the redhead's attention, "I just remember something…Did you said you took AP classes?"

"Hai." Naruto chuckled, "I did."

"…Wait, that means you're smart?" Leshawna blinked rapidly, "Sorry, but you don't look like one…Didn't she call you idiot all the time?" She jabbed her thumb at the queen bee.

"Because he is." Heather crossed her arms with glare, "He just studies a lot to keep his grades up because of his deal with my parent."

"Yeah, that's true." The redhead nodded, "As long as I keep my grades up, Heat-chan's parent will pay for some of my tuition."

"That's…" Trent was about to say something but Duncan dropped in the middle of the bounce house and the punk glared at the monster.

"Why did you take me instead of Owen?!" The punk shook his fist at the retreating monster, "Man, I can't wait until it's over." Everyone agreed with him.

* * *

A day went by and everyone was sleeping in the bounce house, waiting for the oaf to find the trailers. Naruto yawned and smiled at Bridgette as she snuggled into his chest. He glanced at other side to see Izzy hugging his arm with grin on her sleeping face and Naruto look up before the redhead blinked at the megaphone as it lowered into the bounce house and give out a feedback, causing the rest of castmates to wake up. They can hear Owen wheezing out as he staggering toward the bounce house and fall down in front of the bounce house.

"It took you ten and half hours to walk three city blocks?" Trent blinked at the downed oaf.

"That's just sad, man." DJ nodded as Owen pulls out a pin and poke the bounce house, caused it to deflate on the jailed castmates.

"How come no one thought of doing that last night?" Duncan asked as he poked his head out of the deflated house.

"No one thought of that." Lindsay said muffled as they attempts to get out of the deflated house.

"Well, at least we're going to have trailers." Gwen said as she glanced at two identical trailers before the monster smashed one of them and walk away from the bewildered castmates.

"What was that noise?" Chris walks out of the unscratched trailer as he looks around before stop on the smashed trailer, "Wow! Am I ever glad I chose to wait in that trailer. It looks like you all made it…Guess I lost the bet." The host chuckled, "That was just a warm-up, and good news is your next challenge is a reward." Everyone cheered until Chris smirked at them, "It would be the boys against the girls, with the winner getting the first pick of the trailers, where you'll be living for the rest of your stay. You will have a choice of trailer A or trailer…Eesh…" He stared at the smashed trailer, "…Off to the craft services tent!"

"Oh, yeah, baby, I'm starving!" Owen cheered.

"Did Chris just make the challenge up on spot?" Jo glared at the smirking host.

"We believe so." Bridgette sighed, "You'll get used to it…I think."

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

"Woo-hoo!" Owen cheered as the group stared at the foods on table, "This is awesome!"

"Dude, this looks like something out of a commercial." Geoff said with a grin.

"Uh, can I star?" Lindsay asked with puppy eyes and Chef rolled his eyes.

"Let's get the speed-eating contest started! On your marks, get set, come to papa!" The oaf ran to the table and starts to eat everything in sight.

"No, wait!" Chris shouted out before he smacked his face at the oaf's antic.

"I think I'm gonna be sick." Max's face become green, watching the oaf shove whole food in his mouth as some castmates glanced at each other with concern.

"…He sure eats a lot than pa and bros back home." Rodney dropped his jaw.

* * *

Owen moaned, lying on top of the table and the host shakes his head as he walk to the oaf. "Owen, the man of many appetites." Chris chuckled, "How was it?"

"The turkey was a bit…" Owen burped, "Dry."

"Not surprising since the food was fake." The host smirked.

"Fake?"

"Yep!" Chris gestured at the cooker with saw and bucket in his hands, "Just props from foam core, silicone, sawdust and wax. It wasn't a speed-eating contest, it was a contest to find the key."

"What key?" Owen asked before he burped out the key into his hand, "Oh! You mean this key?"

"…That'd be the one." Chris muttered.

"Does this mean I win?"

"Yes, yes, it does."

"Alright!" Owen cheered with the boys.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Did you see that?" Duncan laughed loudly as he held his sides, "Dude ate foam core and wax! Full props for that, man!"

_***Static***_

B opened his mouth, only to cut off as Geoff walk inside. "Oh, sorry!" The party boy gives him a sheepish grin, "I thought it was empty…Did you think Owen is really stand-up dude?" The silent boy nodded with a smile as Geoff grinned, "Yeah, party on!"

_***Static***_

"…That was so disgusting!" Jo grunted, "How the hell can he eat them all without getting sick?!"

_***Static***_

"That was so awesome!" Naruto laughed with one of his arms wrapping around Bridgette and the surfer girl rolled her eyes at him.

"I really hope it won't end badly for Owen." She said, receiving a nod from the chuckling redhead.

_***Static***_

"You know what that boy has?" Leshawna smirked, "Guts. Guts full of foam core and rubber but guts still the same."

_***Static***_

"Ugh…" Max turns around and vomited on the floor.

* * *

Chef pours the laxative powder in the glasses of water and brings it to the oaf. "Oh, don't worry, I'm cool." Owen groaned, "My mom says I got a gut like a goat."

"…Riiiight…" The cooker rolled his eyes, "Just drink the damn thing!"

"You're gonna need it." Chris nods his head with a chuckle, "Since you're the winner, you get the first pick of the trailers." The boys cheered again.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

Owen glances at the perfect trailer and shifts his eyes to the smashed trailer. "Um…I choose the squashed one." The oaf grinned and the castmates stared at him.

"Seriously?" Some boys grumbled.

"What?" Owen blinked at them, "It has more character…And I don't want Lind to be out in cold!"

"Awww, O!" Lindsay hugged the oaf before the monster smashed the second trailer and ran off.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Did that just happened?" Gwen deadpanned.

* * *

"Since we're waiting for the interns to finish repairing these trailers, we will start our next challenge." Chris chuckled at the upset castmates as he walks away from them, "See you after lunch."

"Another one?!" Jo glared at the retreating host.

"He did that on the first day when we were on the island." DJ said as the former campers nodded, "Sometime we will have two or three challenges a day…rarely, I must add."

"Great!" The jockette said sarcastically.

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

"Sandwiches and sausages for lunch?" Heather blinked at the good foods as Chef placed them on her tray, "What's going on?"

"Just a little thing for you guys to remember before I serve you the regular tomorrow." The cooker smirked cruelly, "You better savor them while you can." The paled queen bee walks away from the psycho cooker.

"Can I have more sandwiches?" DJ asked with a smile, only to receive a growl from Chef and the Jamaican giant gulps as he slowly walks toward the table.

"I forget how hungry I got last month eating on Chris' wrecked schedule." Duncan grunted.

"I know." Gwen sighed, "It got to the point, where I'd kill for Chef's disgusting food." The goth girl glanced at the cooker, "No offense, Chef."

"None taken." Chef muttered as he dropped her food on the floor and Gwen sighed.

"You can have my extra sandwich if you want, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, witnessed everything from his seat as the goth girl sit in front of him.

"And you can have my burned sausage, big mouth." The punk said, he never really like burned meat.

"Thank, guys…" Gwen glanced at Duncan with a smirk as she point at his stomach, "Judging from that gut, I thought you'd be all over the extra carbs."

"Ha-ha, nice." The punk chuckled.

"You can have my sandwich, Gwen." Trent smiled as he sat down next to her and he doesn't even hear a soft groan from the goth girl. She better tell him soon because he was starting to get on her nerves and she don't know how long it will be until she blow up.

* * *

Max glanced around the table before fixed his glance on Rodney, sitting next to him, and rubbing his chin. "You are Rodney, correct?" The aspiring villain asked as the country boy nodded, "You look strong enough to be my minion. If we end up in same team in the future, do you want to form alliance with me?"

"Me? Um…" Rodney scratched his cheek before he makes a goofy grin, "Sure! Oh, what's minion by the way?"

"Excellent!" Max laughed evilly, only to coughed roughly as the country boy patted his back.

* * *

Chef was about to hand the tray to Owen but the oaf waved it away with a groan. "No sandwich and sausage for me, Chef, I'll just have this…" Owen gagged as he grabs the bowl, "Nice bowl of prunes." His sentence caused everyone, beside the new contestants, in the tent to gasp at the oaf as Owen glanced around, "What?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"My, uh, plumbing's been clogged since I ate all those fake food props." Owen winced, "Pressure built-up's killing me…Ugh, come on, Colon!" The oaf struggled, "Don't fail me now!" There was a muffled fart, "Oh, I hear bells!"

* * *

Chris strolls in with pink beret hat and sunglasses as he grins at the castmates. "Are you ready for your second challenge?" The host smirked before he announced again to prevent anyone's comment, "Alright then. Second challenge's movie genre, aliens! Our unpaid interns have been hard at work figuring out what makes an alien movie successful…"

"How many interns do you have, dattebayo?" Naruto raised one of his eyebrows.

"That's a secret." Chris smirked as he gestured at the cooker, "Chef? What are the rules of Alien movies?"

"You got three basic rules." Chef started to explain as he stirred the soup, "Aliens want to take over the world and start making lots of baby aliens, people fight back and the military is called." He flicked the glob of food away, not caring if it just hit Owen's face and glared at his boss. "Yo, Chris, where's my paycheck at?!"

"Um…It's in the mail." Chris chuckled nervously with shifty eyes as Chef's glare hardened, "You challenge…Find an alien egg and return to home base before momma alien finds you. The two fastest get to pick the teams this season."

"Sorry, losers, but no one knows alien movies the way I do." Duncan bragged, "The more obscure, the better."

"I'm gonna blend up those aliens and have them for breakfast." Gwen smirked.

"Dude, Alien Chucks is my favorite alien movie of all time." The punk crossed his arms with a small smirk.

"Me too." The goth girl replied, "I've seen it twenty-seven times."

"Fifty-three." Duncan smirked.

"You'll be tough to beat, but I have my lucky charm." Gwen smirked, rubbing her hidden necklace.

"I like that movie where the aliens take over the government." Trent jump in as he starts to speak in alien voice, "Take me to your leader."

Duncan shakes his head at the musician, "Dude, you are so going down."

"It was a good movie, right?" Trent glanced at the goth girl, "Gwen?" The said girl really doesn't know how to get out of it.

"You know, my favorite movie is Killer Klowns from Outer Space, dattebayo." Naruto spoke up after noticed Gwen's discomfort, "What about you, Bri-chan?"

"Hmm…" Bridgette tilted her head, "I'll say Slither."

"Yo, Chris, you got some laser-shooting monster playing mama alien?" DJ raised his hand in air with worriedly expression.

"Not quite." Chris chuckled as Chef walked up to them in his alien costume, "You call that slime? Make-up! More slimes over here!" The slime drops all over the cooker and everyone glanced at the ceiling with confusing expression.

"I hate my life…" Chef mumbled to himself.

"Here are your GPS devices complete with maps of the film lot." The host tossed the said objects to several of the castmates, "Find the alien eggs, but be careful because you all are in Chef's menu." The castmates gulps after heard Chef laughed evilly behind them.

* * *

**(Science Fiction** **Set)**

The castmates wanders around for a while and checking their GPS device. "Hey, follow me!" Izzy grinned, "I know aliens, uh-huh. I've been abducted a lots of time. There's a tracking device in my neck, see?"

"Does it hurt?" Harold asked.

"Only when I hiccup…" The crazy girl hiccupped, wince at the electric shock.

"Uuh!" Leshawna shivered, "Can you feel that? It's like there's something in here cold as ice with no soul." A stream shot out of the vent, startled some of them and Harold jumped into Leshawna's arms. The nerd fluttered his eyes at the sassy girl before she drops him on the floor. "I kept telling you that you're not my type." Leshawna scoffed, walking away from the nerd.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm pretty sure that I'm starting to get through to her." Harold sighed dreamily, "I saw the way she looks at me, it's like she's unpantsing me with her eyes."

_***Static***_

"Fifty bucks that the nerd will cry a lot." Chris chuckled and Chef nodded at him.

* * *

"How come we are the only dots in the screen?" Heather snarled as she shook her device around, "Where's Chef?"

"How did you get in our group?" Justin asked and some castmates facepalmed.

"…There are no groups yet!" The queen bee rolled her eyes, "Plus, there was only one way we can go."

"Move!" Jo barked, "You are blocking the way!"

"This girl better not be on my team." Heather growled, earning a chuckle from Naruto. The castmates kept walking on until they hear a lowly growl and stop in their track.

"Shh." Gwen warned them as Owen farted with a huge grin.

"Oh, yeah! First one! Smell it…" He glanced at the glaring castmates, "Sorry."

"What is that?" Trent gulped, the lowly growl echoed again.

"Chris, is that you?" Leshawna scowled.

"It must be Chef." Duncan whispered, "You wanna run or you wanna kick some alien ass?"

"Let's kick some alien butt!" The goth girl cheered before she frowned at the musician as he cleared his throat, "Yes, Trent?"

"Yeah, let's kick some alien butt." Trent smiled awkwardly.

"So who's going first?" Harold gulped, glancing at the castmates and B open his mouth, only to be cut off by Jo.

"I'm going first!" The jockette snorted, "You guys are such a wimp." She turns around the corner and blinked at the source of growl. "…It's just slacker." Jo called out to her castmates and everyone blinked as they turn around the corner to see snoozing party boy.

"Geoff, dude." Duncan sighed as he wake Geoff up, "We have a challenge to do!"

"Oh, right, I forget." Geoff chuckled.

"Enough messing around, we got alien eggs to capture." Gwen rolled her eyes.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I wasn't worried about Chef, alien costume or not, I mean, I did place second last season." Gwen smirked as she crossed her arms, "I know exactly what I'm doing."

* * *

The goth girl glances at her device as it beep rapidly and look up to her group. "Good thing we're all lined up in a row, huh?" Gwen muttered sarcastically.

"Yeah, ready for Chef to pick us off one at a time." Trent replied.

"_Danger, danger, danger!"_ The mechanical voice spoke out of the GPS device.

"Let's get out of here!" Heather cried out.

"Which way do we go?" Justin asked nervously.

"North is nice, but east is least, west is fast." Lindsay said with a smile.

"Can't argue with that, we don't even know how to." Leshawna muttered before some of castmates split up from the main group.

"The map says the boiler room is east of here." Gwen checked her GPS device.

"Alien eggs are always in the boiler room." Duncan smirked.

"Oh, yeah, totally!" Trent stammered, "East it is!" They also split from the main group.

"Um…Do we follow them?" Owen asked his group.

"No, we don't!" Jo growled as she snatched Heather's device, "We're going this way!" Some of the castmates followed her.

"Hey!" The queen bee shouted at the jockette and crossed her arms with a growl, she don't want to waste her time going after this girl.

"Well…I think we'll head for the boiler room, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as some of his teammates nodded, "Let's go!" They ran off, never noticed that they were leaving a snoozing party boy behind before alien cooker shows up and take Geoff out.

"I swear that the maggots are getting lazier lately." Chef grunted.

* * *

**(Jo's Group)**

The group froze up at the sound of Geoff's scream before Jo grunted out, "Snap out of it, just focus on finding the egg!"

"Um…Which way is the boiler room again?" Owen asked.

"It must be this way." Harold pointed at the east before he jumped at the sound of thump, "Did anyone else hear that?!" Jo, Owen, and Izzy gulped at the nerd, confusing him before he feels someone tapping his shoulder and turns around to see Chef.

"Say hello to eternity!" The cooker smirked and fired the paintball gun at the nerd, knocking him back.

"I'm hit!" Harold groaned, "I'm hit!"

Owen stared at the downed nerd and his stomach starts to gurgle loudly. "Ah! It's time!" The oaf whimpered as he ran to the cooker, "Take me out, I beg you! It's an emergency!" Chef shrugged his shoulders and fired his gun at the oaf. "Oh, thank you! Thank you! Make way!" Owen cried out, charging for the bathroom.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh, man, I didn't think I was going to make it." Owen moaned, "But this bowel never let me down. Great job, guys!" He grinned before his eyes widened at the sound of fart, "Oh, I think there's more…COMING THOUGH!"

_***Static***_

An intern curled up on the chair, sobbing to himself with plunger in his hand.

* * *

"Bring it on, you dumbass alien!" Jo scowled, rolling her sleeves up.

"One of us isn't getting out of here clean." Izzy pulls out a mini paintball gun.

"…Where the fuck did you get that from?" The jockette blinked at the crazy girl.

"You call that a paintball gun?" Chef chuckled evilly as he tossed his gun away before he pulls out a huge paintball gun, "This is a paintball gun!"

"Fun! I love this game!" Izzy giggled and pull out a bigger paintball gun.

"…Again, where the fuck did you get these from?!" Jo blinked at them and pick up the tossed mini paintball gun.

"If I can handle hand-to-paw combat with a polar bear, I can handle a bald, emotionally withdrawn cooker in a Halloween costume." The crazy girl taunted.

"Ha, you got that right!" The jockette snickered.

"Who you calling a cooker?!" Chef roared, fired his gun at them and they jumped out of the way before fired their gun at the cooker. He sucks his stomach in, dodging the paintballs and fired his gun several times. Izzy dodged most of them, never noticed that some of them hit Jo in face, and the crazy girl glanced up to see one of the paintball hit her in chest, send her flying across the catwalk.

"Oh, oh…" Chef glanced at the motionless crazy girl, "Not again!" He jumped in air as the crazy flipped up on her feet with an insanity laugh, "I thought you were dead!"

"Yeah, I get that a lot." Izzy waved it away with a grin and walk away with grumbling jockette.

* * *

**(Naruto's Group)**

The redhead scratched his head, staring at the fork paths and turns his head back to his group. "Does anyone remember the way, dattebayo?" Naruto asked since none of them had the GPS device with them.

"We should go this way." Heather pointed at the right path.

"No, take the left path." Dawn glanced at them, "It's safer than the right path."

"Really? Why not the right path?" The redhead tilted his head.

"It's because I have a feeling that something bad will happens if we take this path." The petite girl replied and some castmates glanced at each other.

"Pfft, I don't trust your guts." Max muttered as he takes the right path with nervous country boy, "I'm positive that path will guide us to the victory."

"I can't believe that I'm saying that but I'm with him." Heather follow them with a grumble and Dawn cast her eyes down before someone placed hand on her shoulder, causing her to look up to see the smiling redhead.

"Let's take the left path, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as B nodded, "I trust your feelings."

"Yeah, I'm with him." Bridgette smiled.

"…Thank." The petite girl nods.

* * *

**(Heather's Group)**

The queen bee's group walks into a large room and blinked at Justin's group as they walk in. "Oh great!" Heather scoffed, "We just went in a circle…Ugh, I should have listened to this hippy girl."

"We're happy to see you again." Leshawna said sarcastically.

"Um…How did we get here?" Lindsay glanced at the model.

"If we knew, we wouldn't be lost." Justin sighed.

"You are so smart, Josh, and gorgeous like O!" The bombshell smiled.

"…She's not bright, huh?" Max whispered to the queen bee.

"Yep." She nodded before everyone jumped in air as the doors closed on them with a slam.

"I hate to be the bearer of big bad alien news, but I think this must be a trap." The sassy girl gulped and everyone gathered together in fear before they screamed out as the slimes rain down on them.

* * *

**(Boiler Room)**

"Wow, Dawn, you're right about the left path, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as his group walk into the boiler room and waved at Gwen's group, standing over the pit of eggs.

"Hey, Whiskers." Duncan waved back, "Did you run into Chef?"

"Nah, we don't." The redhead replied before the punk's device warned them for incoming momma alien.

"Quick, lower me down!" Gwen shouted as DJ and Naruto ran to her and lower her down to grab one of the eggs, only to have it shattered in her hands. "Ugh, aren't there enough plastic props?!" The goth groaned as she grabbed another one with gentle.

* * *

"Did everyone have one?" Bridgette asked and everyone nodded at her with eggs in their hands. The group glanced at the door at the sound of alarm and noticed that Chef was peeking out behind it with an evil smirk. Before they know it, DJ, Bridgette, and B got hit by the paintballs.

"Run!" Trent shouted, running away from the alien cooker with the remaining castmates.

"Save yourselves!" DJ wailed out as the surfer girl patted his back and B just wiped the paint off his jacket.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

The five castmates ran out of the science fiction set and skidded on their feet at the sound of the host's voice. "Attention, civilians, the military is here to protect you." Chris chuckled as he piloted his helicopter, "Unfortunately, we can't let you leave with any alien eggs."

"But we are supposed to take the alien eggs, that's what you said!" Trent shouted with a glare.

"Right, I did!" The host laughed and just dropped the slime bombs at them.

"Incoming!" Duncan shouted before the group jumped away as the bombs landed and exploded all over, coated everything in slime.

"Glad I don't have to clean it up." Chris chuckled and the punk climbs on his feet, checking himself to see that he was covering in slime. He glanced around and sees that Dawn was also covered in slime, except for Gwen, Naruto, and Trent.

"Does that mean we're out?" Duncan sighed.

"Too bad, so sad." The goth girl joked, "More money for me."

"Uh-hoo, down for the count." The punk clutched his chest playful.

"Better luck next time, dude, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "You too, Dawn."

"Thank you." The petite girl wiped the slime out of her hairs, glanced at the frowning musician as he stared at the laughing punk and goth girl.

Gwen glanced around before she gives out a gasp, "Oh no, our alien eggs!"

"There it is!" Duncan jerked his head at the rocking egg on top of the plank.

"I'm on it!" Trent ran toward to get the egg before anyone does and the goth girl rubbed her neck, noticing that something was missing.

"My necklace, it's gone!" Gwen gasped and the redhead scanned around before he noticed something near the grate, it was the necklace. He glanced up to see Trent kept running to the egg, it turns out that the musician didn't hear the goth girl's cry. Naruto widened his eyes, noticing that the necklace was slipping into the grate and ran toward it.

"Got it!" Naruto shouted as he grabbed it and skids on his side, it was close call.

"Oh, thank you!" Gwen hugged him with a sigh of relief as she put her necklace back on, "I don't know what I would do without it."

"Welcome." The redhead chuckled as he feels his hidden necklace, "I know how you feel if I lose mine."

"Hey, can you believe it?" Trent smiled as he walks toward them with two eggs, "There was extra egg under the plank…Here." The musician handed one of the eggs to the goth girl, never noticed a frown from the said girl, "Race you to the base!" He ran off and she was about to give up until…

"Go." Naruto smiled at her, "If I remember correctly, the winners with eggs will pick their own team and if…"

"If we both have eggs, we won't be on same team!" Gwen smiled as she ran off, "Thank for reminding me!"

"You're not going after them?" Duncan asked with a raised eyebrow, "Don't you wanna to win?"

"Hmm, nah!" The redhead chuckled and the punk rolled his eyes, sometime his redhead friend can be so unpredictable.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

The slimed castmates sat around, waiting for anyone to show up and some of them smiled as Gwen and Trent ran to the base. "We have our two winners, our only two winners, the rest of you stank!" Chris chuckled as Naruto, Duncan, and Dawn joined the group, "As our winners, Gwen and Trent will now be able to pick their teams which means they will be competing against each other this season."

"Ah, dude, no!" The musician gasped as the goth girl sighed softly, "You can't do that!"

"…Don't you hear me early?" The host pitched his nose bridge, "I did say that the two fastest get to pick the teams this season."

"…You did?" Trent blinked.

"He did!" Everyone rolled their eyes.

"Okay, I want everyone to vote off one cast member in the most thrilling Gilded Chris ceremony first. After casting your votes, Gwen and Trent, you have to pick the teams before we start our ceremony." Chris announced.

"Wait, that'll put one team at disadvantage!" Harold gasped with his castmates.

"Yes, I know!" The host chuckled, "It's more interesting that way because you don't know which team will have one less member!"

* * *

After they cast their votes, Chris had the castmates lined up in front of Trent and Gwen. "It's time to pick your team then try to stick it against each other's team." The host announced with a sadistic smirk.

"We're not gonna get all competitive and nasty, are we?" The musician glanced at the goth girl.

"Um…Maybe." Gwen shrugged.

"Okay, let's get this bloodbath started!" Chris grinned, "You're gonna choose schoolyard style, boy, girl, boy, girl…Ladies first…Since we have no ladies here, Gwen!"

"Um…I don't know…" The goth girl glanced at the boys, "Naruto."

"Uhh!" Trent gasped, watching the redhead give his crush a high-five.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe she just went ahead and chose Naruto." Trent sweated with shifty eyes, "I mean, they are getting along very well lately and she wants to be on same team? What am I supposed to make that?" He frowned, "You think you know a person."

_***Static***_

"The boy is losing it." Chris rolled his eyes, "I think he just forget that Naruto is with Bridgette…Which is awesome! Think of all the drama!" He laughed evilly.

* * *

"I choose…" Trent growled, "The beautiful Lindsay!"

"Yay!" The bombshell skipped innocently to his side.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Gee, that was low." Gwen huffed, "It's so oblivious that he is trying to make me jealous…Ugh, it's getting hard to try to tell him that I don't like him anymore now because there's a good chance he'll snap."

* * *

"Hmm…Since I like to keep things cool, I pick Leshawna." Gwen smiled.

"The girls are back in town!" The sassy girl gives her teammates high-fives.

"Oh, you know what would be so great, is if you pick O!" Lindsay bounced, want to be with her boyfriend and the musician rubbed his chin.

"Um…Sure, Owen!" Trent nodded, it's better to have the winner of last season on your team.

"Whoo-hoo!" The oaf hugged them together with a cheer.

"Duncan." The goth girl called out.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh, come on!" Trent groaned as he buried his face in hands, "Why did she pick him? They are so alike!"

* * *

"Bridgette." Trent smirked at Naruto but the redhead never noticed it as he kissed his surfer girlfriend.

"Don't worry, it won't change anything." Naruto smiled at her and Bridgette nodded but she kept worrying about someone stealing him away from her since they are on different teams now.

Gwen was about to call someone out before Leshawna whispered to her, "Remember…Keep your enemies closer."

"No…Really?" The goth girl gulped, "You don't mean…" The sister nodded, "Fine…We choose Heather."

"Really? Yes!" Heather smirked at the worried surfer girl as she joins Gwen's team and take hold of her childhood friend's arm. "It's about time we're on same team."

"Hai, you said it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"…Beth." Trent said.

"DJ." The goth girl nodded.

"Justin."

"Um…Dawn, was it right?" Gwen asked, earning a nod from the petite girl as she joins the team.

"Hmm…Izzy." The crazy girl just whistled as the musician blinked, "Izzy?"

"She likes to be called Kaleidoscope." Lindsay whispered.

"Oh, right…E-scope?"

"Aww, I want to be with Red." The crazy girl pouted and some castmates chuckled at her.

"B." Gwen said as the silent boy smiled at them and gives them a light nod.

"I'll pick Rodney." Trent muttered.

"And that's where I'll jump in!" Chris declared as he catch their attention, "Since there's only one girl and three boys left, I'll place them in your teams…Jo and Max, you're with Trent, Harold and Geoff, you're with Gwen."

"What! No!" Gwen gasped and her teammates glanced at each other worriedly.

"Too bad!" Chris chuckled, "Gwen, I christen your team, the Screaming Gaffers!" He turns to the musician's team, "Trent, you're the Killer Grips!"

"Grip?" Beth gasped, "I don't wanna be a grip!"

"Pul-ease…" Heather scoffed with an eyerolls, "It's not like being called a gaffer is something to brag about. It sounds like something that has rabies." Everyone jumped at the sound of crash and turns around to see two scowling interns.

"I'm sick and tired of gettin' no respect around here!" The skinny intern growled and walks off with the fellow intern.

"…Bye, Gaffer and Grip!" Naruto waved at them.

"…Their names are Gaffer and Grip?" Duncan blinked dumbfounded, "How the hell do you know their names…Wait, which one is which?"

"Oh, the skinny one is Gaffer and the big one is Grip, dattebayo." The redhead replied, "I always chat with them when they were filming us but this part always gets edited out."

"Okay, since we're running late now." Chris checked his watch, "Let's have our first Guilded Chris ceremony!"

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

The new teams listened to the ceremony music and stared at the host in his tuxedo as he walk up to the podium. "Welcome to the first Gilded Chris ceremony!" Chris grinned, "Before we start, I want to make a little announcement…The next ceremony, you won't use ballot papers to vote because you will vote them off with a voting device under your seats from now on. With them, you just push the button of the person you want to vote off. Got it?"

"Yeah, we got it." Some of castmates muttered boringly.

"Okay…" The host rolled his eyes as Chef walks onstage in his dress, completed with jewelries, and growled at the laughing castmates. "If you get a Gilded Chris, it means you're safe." Chris grinned, "And now…The Gilded Chris go to…" The cooker started to throw the awards at the castmates as Chris called out their names, "Trent, Gwen, DJ, Duncan, B, Izzy…"

"E-scope!"

"Fine…E-scope." The host sighed before resuming his announcement, "Lindsay, Justin, Owen, Beth, Naruto, Dawn, Jo, Heather, Leshawna, Rodney, Max, Bridgette." Chris smirked as he glanced at Harold and Geoff, "Now it's down to you two…The one that get the final Gilded Chris is…"

"…" The party boy smiled.

"…" The nerd sweats.

"…" The host smirked, "Harold!"

"Yeah! Boo-yah!" The nerd cheered.

"What?!" Geoff gasped as he looks around, "I thought we're tight?"

"Yeah, we are…" Duncan muttered, "But you kept slacking off lately."

"That's true, sometime you don't know that we have challenge to do." Leshawna nodded.

"Because you're a fucking slacker." Jo said bluntly.

"Any final words?" Chris chuckled.

"Well…Keep partying on, everyone!" The party boy shrugged and walk toward the Lame-o-sine before it drove off.

"Okay, time for you guys to go back to your now fixed trailers and get some snooze." Chris waved them as he walk offstage.

* * *

**(Boy's Trailer)**

"Dibs on bottom, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he walk to the end of the trailer, "Who want to bunk with me?"

"I will." Justin smiled as he climbs up on the top bed and went straight to sleep.

"I demand to sleep on the bottom bed!" Max jumped on his bed, "Also I request Rodney to bunk with me." The country boy nods his head with a chuckle and climbed on the top bed.

"Hey, B." Duncan grunted, "Let's bunk together, I'll take the top." The silent boy nodded, he just wants to sleep now.

"Want to bunk with me, DJ?" Owen asked.

"Sure…But I'll take the top." The Jamaican giant said quickly, you don't want to bunk under the oaf at all…Ever…

"I'll take the bottom." Harold said and Trent nodded his head.

* * *

**(Girl's Trailer)**

Unlike the boys, the girls were fighting over whose getting top or bottom bed and who they want to bunk with. "I'm taking the top bed." Dawn said emotionless, ignoring the fighting girls as she lied down on her bed.

"Um…I'll bunk with her." Bridgette gulped, taking her bed since she stay out of the fight. It took a while until they draw brushes and take their bed. Gwen with Leshawna, Lindsay with Beth, Izzy with Jo, and only Heather has her own bunk bed.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

The next morning, Chris smirked sadistically and pushes the button on his megaphone, releasing a loudest blast as he chuckle at the sound of screaming castmates. "All crew on set! Call time is 4 AM!" Chris kissed his megaphone with a evil grin, "I love this thing!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"At first, I thought he was talking to the 'crew-crew', not us." Beth sighed, "I was really hoping they replace Chris the creep with a nicer host this time around…Is that mean? Sorry!"

_***Static***_

"Man, wake up at 4 AM is really nothing for me." Rodney smiled, "Back at the home, I always get up early to work around the farm before the school."

* * *

"I can't believe I'm doin' another season of this show." Leshawna muttered, walking out of the trailers with the girls and join the tired boys.

"This continuing sadistic wake-up call is messing with the natural rhythms of my body clock." Harold groaned, "My mojo will be destroyed."

"You're on a film lot now, and you're gonna learn that showbiz is not all red carpets and pool parties." Chris said as he ignored the grumbling castmates, "Today you're gonna get schooled on how tough on-set production life can be."

"Whatever…I can deal." Gwen said, "I once had a summer job at a petting zoo. It's so adorable, everybody feeding the adorable goats, their adorable cabbage." She growled, "But somebody, I.E. me, had to shovel up the less adorable end of the digestive process."

"That's good to know." The host chuckled as he walks toward the film sets, "Your challenge…For each team to set up a film set."

"Hmmph!" The sassy girl smirked, "We'll be scarfin' breakfast by seven."

"Oh, will you?" Chris grinned evilly, "As your location manager, I want your sets to go…There!" The host gestured at the hugest cliff prop.

"…You just love doing this to us." Gwen deadpanned.

"Yes, yes, I do." Chris admitted as he pulled out a walkie-talkie, "Chef…Clear for traffic out back."

* * *

Chef glanced around the space on the top of cliff and shrugs his shoulders, rolling his eyes.

* * *

"Light…Camera…Action!" The host announced the start of the challenge and chuckled at the running castmates as they reach to their film sets, dragging them to the cliff.

* * *

**(Cliff)**

The teams ran up the cliff with some of their film sets and Gwen tripped on her feet, almost fall down the cliff until Duncan catch her. "You alright?" The punk asked and the goth girl was about to thank him but someone shout at them.

"What are you doin' with him?!" Trent glared.

"Um…We're on the same team?" Gwen sighed as the musician turns around before he tripped over the camera wires and Lindsay helped him get up on his feet.

"And we're on the same team!" Trent smirked, ran off with his teammates.

"I'm sorry about that." The goth girl groaned, it was embarrassing.

"Don't sweat it." Duncan shrugged, "Just let get this challenge over with."

* * *

Naruto carried two of film sets as he ran up the cliff and glanced at his silent friend. "Hey B, get any idea to speed things up?" B was about to say something until Heather bumped into him and snarled to herself as her cart rolled down the hill.

"This is crazy inefficient!" The queen bee stomped her foot, "I say we organize relay-style and pass the equipment up!" The silent boy nods at her, it seems that she was thinking the same thing that he was thinking.

"That's not bad idea, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "Let's get on it."

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

"It's neck and neck, people, but the Gaffers are in lead by two set, thank to the relay-style!" Chris said as he looks through his binocular to check their process, "Now that's teamwork…And now for the heavy stuff."

* * *

**(Cliff)**

Trent stared at the mini-trailers and turns to his team. "How the heck are we gonna get those trailers all way up the hill?" The musician asked disbelievingly.

"Ooh!" Lindsay smiled, "Let O pull it up!"

"And Rodney will push it up." Max said with his hands on hip and the said boy nodded his head.

"Looking forward to work with you." Rodney grinned at the oaf.

"Me too, Rod!" Owen grinned back, only to chuckling sheepish as his stomach gurgle loudly.

"Owen…There's catering at the top of the hill." Trent said, "Just take that trailer up there with you and you can eat."

"Eat? I love eat!" The oaf takes his belt off and uses it as rope on the trailer before the Killer Grip team ran up the hill with trailer in tow.

"Hey, new best friends!" The musician hollered at the Gaffer team, "How do you like that? You gonna cry together, you punk wannabe, 'cause your team is goin' down!" His comment caused the Screaming Gaffers to gasp.

"Not cool." Duncan scowled with crossed arms, "Not cool at all."

"This guy is begging for corncob prank, dattebayo." Naruto muttered, never noticed some of his teammates paled at him.

"Don't worry…" Gwen blew her hair up, "We'll take that team down." Some of them stared at DJ with a smirk.

"Oh no…" The Jamaican giant gulped, "Don't expect me to…What if the trailer slips and rolls back down the hill and possibly hurt someone? I couldn't handle being responsible for that."

"Don't worry, Duncan and I will push it from behind so you don't have to worry about it, dattebayo." The redhead patted his giant friend's back with a chuckle.

"Phew!" DJ released a sigh of relief.

* * *

"Go, go!" Jo barked at the boys from the top of trailer as they struggled, "The Gaffers are gaining on us!" The jockette glanced behind to see the Gaffer team getting closer, "Step on it!" Rodney and Owen yelped at her shout and rushed to the top of the cliff, winning the race.

"Whoo-hoo, they did it!" Beth cheered as the Screaming Gaffer show up in second place, "We won!"

"Well…Not…Exactly." Chris chuckled, killing their cheering mood.

"Pardon?" The farmer girl blinked.

"That was only the first part of the challenge." The host grinned, "Did I neglect to mention that?"

"…For some reason, I'm not surprised about that." Bridgette rolled her eyes.

* * *

The two teams gathered on their own sets and waited for the host to explain the next part of their challenge. "It's time to make a movie." Chris said before he gestures at the Grip's set, "And what we've got here is the set for a tearjerker. Starring…An elderly lady considering her long life."

"Boring!" Trent sighed and the host shifted his arm to the Gaffer's set.

"You'll be making a feature about a thug, who tries to go straight but can't resist the lure of the street."

"Yeah…It's been done." Gwen deadpanned.

"Hey! What about lunch?" Heather growled, "We have been working for eight hours, and you are legally obligated by union rules to give us a meal break!"

"Oh yeah?" Chris snorted, "Who here is in the union?" Naruto raised his hand, drawing strange looks from the group. "…In this show?" The redhead slowly brings his hand back down, "Yeah, I thought so."

"You're in union?" Harold whispered.

"Yep, from one of my part-time jobs, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled lightly.

"And now it's time to choose an actor to perform a scene." The host announced before he turned to his co-worker, "Chef…Give the teams their scenes." The cooker shoves the scripts to both of the leaders.

"Big lucky parmigiano." Gwen muttered as she checks her script.

"A tough guy…" The queen bee rubbed her chin before everyone turns their heads the punk.

"What?" Duncan raised one of his eyebrows at them.

"You have got to play the gangster." The goth girl said.

"Don't typecast me, I don't even know if I can act." The punk grunted, "Why not Whiskers or B?" The said boys glanced at each other.

"I'm sure they don't have any experience or knowledge to act as gangster." Leshawna muttered.

"Don't get me start on Harold." Heather jerked her head at the said nerd, "He doesn't have it at all."

"And don't expect DJ to be a tough guy, that's for sure." Chef chuckled with crossed arms, watching them from his seat.

"How can you say that?" DJ whimpered with puppy eyes, receiving an eyeroll from the cooker.

"Come on, this is a role that you were born to play." Gwen smiled as she hands the script to the punk, "You just have to be you."

"Fine…" Duncan sighed.

"All right, set up the shot!" Chris said after checked the teams to make sure that they already pick their actor and actress. "Whoever can get Chef, mister ex-army corporal, to show any emotion win the challenge." The teams glanced at the growling cooker.

* * *

**(Killer Grip)**

The team was setting up the lighting and help Izzy with her acting. Rodney held up the lighting for Beth to tie it up and she gives the country boy a smile. "Thank for the help, Rodney." The farmer girl patted his hand, causing him to gasp silently. In his vision, the roses and vines surrounds around Beth.

"Um…W-W-Welcome…I'll help you, Max!" Rodney ran away from the confusing farmer girl.

"Say what?" Max blinked at his minion.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Beth is so beautiful and nice but I'm with Leshawna." Rodney sobbed in his hands, "Ah, my angel, I'm so sorry that I have to break your heart! I'm so sorry!"

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"One, I can't memorize this much, and two, these lines are way out of left field." Duncan muttered confusingly at his script.

"Just say what's written and quit being such a prima donna!" Heather huffed.

"We all have a job to do." Leshawna replied before Rodney show up at her side, "Um…Do you know that you're on other team, right?"

"L-L-Leshawna…Um…You…When…Us…" Rodney stammered as he placed his hands on her cheek before he ran away with teary eyes, "It's over! I'm sorry!"

"…Wha?" The sassy girl stared at the retreating country boy with a raised eyebrow, she never noticed that the goth girl was calming the punk down after being called a pretty boy by the queen bee.

"Oh, Duncan." The punk jerked his head up as Dawn tugged his sleeve, "Can you move a bit?"

"Sure…Why?" Duncan asked as the petite girl pulls him a few meters away before the punk jump in air at the sound of crash and turns around to see the lighting spot on the ground.

"Sorry!" Harold called from the top, "It slipped."

"Just be careful!" The sassy girl glared at the nerd, "What if you break it or worst?" Duncan glanced at the petite girl with weird looks and takes a few steps away from her.

"Um…Thank for the save…I guess?" The punk walked away from the creepy girl that he ever met in his life.

Dawn sighed softly before she feels someone ruffled her hair, "I don't know how you do it but thank for help him out, dattebayo." She glanced up to see Naruto, "Don't worry about them, I'm sure it will take some times for them to trust you since you're new here."

"…Thank." The petite girl straightens her hair out as she walks away from him, "I think B needs my help."

"You're not weird out by her?" Gwen asked her redhead friend.

"Nah, why would I?" Naruto blinked with tilted head.

"Don't you think it's strange that she know…" The goth girl paused to shake her head, "Never mind. Just focus on the challenge."

"Sure." The redhead chuckled.

* * *

After a few mishaps with both teams, Chris takes a deep breath and raised his megaphone to his mouth. "Time for the final hair and makeup." The host smirked at the teams as they started to work with their actor and actress.

"This light is just appalling!" DJ said as he dug through his makeup purse, "How am I supposed to work without a proper lighting?" His team stared at him as he powdering Duncan's face, "I mean…Could you tilt that pretty chin up just a smidge?"

"That's enough!" Chef stand up and dragged the Jamaican giant with him.

"I hope he's not going to do something bad to poor boy." Leshawna gulped.

"Nah, don't worry." Naruto chuckled, "I'm pretty sure that he's going to give him pep talk or something about toughing up, dattebayo." What he doesn't know is that the cooker was forming an illegal alliance with the giant by force.

* * *

"And…" Chris glanced at the teams to make sure they are ready as he clapped his slate board, "Action!"

* * *

"When I was a young schoolgirl in Poland, frolicking through the fields with my pet goat in the summer sun, those were my happiest days." Duncan said with his paintball gun in air.

* * *

"…" Chris glanced at his co-worker, "Did you check the envelopes before you labeled them?"

"I thought you checked them." Chef replied before they both snickered at each other.

* * *

Izzy glared at the empty air, "Now you listen and you listen good…If your fighter doesn't go down in the first round, you'll be sleepin' with the fishes, and, uh…that's tough to do because…you know, they have no eyelids, and it's hard to sleep." She flipped her eyelids, "Hey, I can flip my eyelids, see!"

* * *

"Okay…Granny Izzy's nuts, but at least she's committed." Trent whispered to Owen, "Duncan's gonna have a hard time beating that."

* * *

"I've lived a good, long life…" Duncan sighed on his desk, "I've loved, I've laughed, but what I miss most of all is my sweet little goat." He lets a tear out, "Chopin…Oh, baah, baah!"

* * *

"…Baah…Baah…" Chef sniffled as the tears slowly leak out, "…Don't make me yell at you…" The tears returned back to his eyes, "Gaffers win for almost make me cry."

"C-Cut…Okay, enough." Chris sniffled as he wiped the tear away, "Like Chef said, the Screaming Gaffer win, thank to Duncan's best performance!"

"Hey-hey, ho-ho, I was robbed!" Izzy threw her bonnet hat down, "Yeah, I'll see you in the morgue, capiche?"

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

The Killer Grip team stared at Chef, playing on his drum set, and finishes it with a rimshot as Chris cleared his throat. "And now it's your turn to cast your votes and determine who will stroll down the walk of shame." The host gestured at the lame-o-sine, "Under your seats you'll find voting devices. Just push the button of the person you want voted off. It's easy…so…Cast your votes!" The host waited for a while until Chef walks up to him with a paper, "Remember…If you get Gilded Chris, you get to stay, because, rather suitably, the Gilded Chris represents the luster of fame, and immortal greatness."

"Does he talk a lot at the ceremonies?" Jo whispered to Beth.

"Oh, all the time!" The farmer girl sighed.

"And Gilded Chris' go to…" Chris tossed the award at the Grip members, "Trent, Jo, Owen, Beth…"

"Mmm, foil-covered chocolate." Owen said after swallowed the award.

"Um…" The host shook his head, "Bridgette, Max, Rodney, Lindsay…Now two nominees left." Chris glanced at Justin and Izzy, "The loser is…"

"…" Justin glanced at the crazy girl.

"…" Izzy hummed a tune.

"…Izzy!" The host pointed at the limousine, "Time to go!"

"I'm not going anywhere, that's not my name!" The crazy girl crossed her arms.

"Crazy maggot likes to be called Kaleidoscope." Chef whispered in the host's ear.

"…Can I get a damn pen over here?" Chris mumbled as he caught the pen to write something on his paper, "It says E-scope now, okay? And remember…You can never come back, ever. Take her to the Lame-o-sine!" Two interns in medic uniforms grabbed the crazy girl and dragged her to the Lame-o-sine before they tossed her in as it drove away from the film lot.

* * *

**(Craft Services Tent)**

A several days went by, the teams were eating their breakfast as Chef scooped out the food and flicked it on Heather's tray. "Now I know how the starlets stay thin." The queen bee muttered to herself.

"Wish Chef would let me in the kitchen." Harold leaned to the queen bee, "I got me some mad culinary skills."

"Whatever, I prefer idiot's cooking." Heather grunted and walk to her table, taking her place next to Naruto.

"How are you feeling?" The redhead asked his childhood friend.

"Fine, just little down since no one here, beside you and new guys, talk to me at all." Heather sighed, "Now I know how the shunned kids feel like."

"Just give them time." Naruto gave her one-arm hug, "I'm sure they will forgive you someday, dattebayo."

"He's right." The childhood friends jumped at Dawn's sudden appearance as she patted the queen bee's knee, "My tea leaves say that your life will turn around in a good way."

"Pfft, I don't believe in things like that." Heather snorted before she glanced at the petite girl, "…But thank."

"So you can read people's future with tea leaves?" Naruto asked, attempting to get know the new teammate.

"Yes, and sometime I can read a bit of people's future with their auras." Dawn nodded.

"Really? That's awesome, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

"Then what's my aura?" The queen bee rolled her eyes.

"I see brown, yellow, and some pink." The petite girl answered before she turns to Naruto, "But yours…I can't even see anything."

"Is it bad?" Naruto scratched his head.

"No, because I feel a lot of warm energy radiates from you." Dawn stared at him, "You really interest me because of that."

"…Nani?"

"If you excuse me, I'll get the second serve from Chef." The petite girl said as she stand up and walk to the line, ignoring the odd stares from childhood friends.

"Um…She's nice?" Naruto chuckled nervously and the queen bee rolled her eyes.

* * *

Halfway in their breakfast, Trent was shaking the salt bottle before the cap fall off, spilt salt all over his breakfast and he glared at the laughing Gaffer members. "Sorry about the morning assault." Duncan chuckled.

"Real mature…" The musician narrowed his eyes, "Don't you know it's bad luck to spill salt?" He tossed the salt, never noticed that it hit Heather's face. "Nothin' a little pepper won't fix…" He gasped at the spilt pepper before he tossed it in the queen bee's face by accident again.

"Ugh!" Heather ran to the bathroom to wash her face.

"Are you still gonna finish those eggs, bro?" Duncan picks one piece of Trent's egg and tossed it in his mouth.

"Are you nuts?!" The musician screamed as the castmates jumped at his scream, "Now I only have eight pieces left!"

"Um…I'm nuts?" The punk stared at the freaked-out musician with a raised eyebrow, "Dude, you are officially capitol 'W' weird."

"No, I'm not! It's even! Even!"

"Oh for the love of…" Jo growled as she takes a piece off Trent's plate, "There! It's odd! Happy now?!"

"Hang onto your coconuts, players…" Chris announced with a whistler as he stepped inside the tent, "We're goin' back to the beach!"

"Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" Owen cheered.

"Ever seen one of those 1950's surfer movie where the kids gets up to neato fun before the big bonfire twist-a-thon?" The host grinned, "And the bully kicks the sandcastle in the nerdy guy's face?"

"Yeah, we did." Bridgette smiled at her boyfriend from another table.

"Hai, it was good movie, dattebayo."

"Um…Beside these lovebirds, no, grandpa, we haven't." Duncan shook his head.

"Well, get ready to recreate one, Junior." Chris chuckled.

"…You mean me or your kid?" The punk pointed at the redhead with a smirk and the host smacked his head.

"Whatever, you know what I mean…" Chris sighed, "Anyway, two challenges followed by a tiebreaker, if necessity. So…Grab your swimsuits!"

* * *

**(Studio)**

The teams shivered at the freezing temperature in the studio and glared at the host in his warmest winter coat. "When did you guys move the beach to Antarctica?" Lindsay asked with chattering teeth.

"As some of you can see, we're actually in the shooting studio." Chris chuckled, gesturing at the studio.

"And the AC's cranked because…?" Duncan rubbed his arms.

"All the cameras and lights get so hot, they could melt Chef's heart." The host joked.

"I like my heart cold and hard." Chef waved at them with creepy expression.

"And the network told my agents sweaty wasn't a good look for me." Chris fanned himself before gestured at the large tub with surfboard, "Your first challenge…Hang ten this deck into the big blue, without swallowing tail in the soup."

"What did you just asked me to do?" Leshawna glared.

"He means that we have to stay on the surfboard longest to win." Bridgette explained to her sassy friend.

"Exactamundos!" The host nodded, "So who's goin' first?" Everyone just shivered, "…The team that wins will get a half-hour head start on the next challenge. And given tonight's reward…You should be fightin' harder than three certain castmates' abs over gets first shot…The three campers are Justin, Naruto, and Rodney, by the way." Some of the castmates nodded their head, glanced at the said castmates' abs.

"Speaking of rock-hard abs, have you ever seen my…ten-pack?" Harold flexed his nonexistence muscle at the sassy girl.

"More like one pack…" Leshawna pointed at the country boy's abs, "This boy have way better abs than you do." Rodney overheard her and gasps softly as he stared at her in his love-vision.

"I'm going first!" Jo steps up with a grunt.

"We have a volunteer!" Chris smirked as the jockette climbed on the surfboard, "And please welcome the return of some season one fan favorites and Naruto's friends…The sharks, known as Fin and Jaw!"

"Wait, what sharks?" Jo blinked before shrieking in fear as the sharks leaped out of the water with a snarl, "Is that fucking legal?!"

"Hey, Fin, Jaw!" Naruto waved at his shark friends with a chuckle as they hang over the edge of the tub and take some bacon from Owen for his shark friends, he doesn't know why the oaf brings the foods in coldest room ever.

"And go!" Chris announced suddenly and the jockette was not ready as the surfboard shakes around, send her flying toward Max before they clashed together.

"Get off me!" The aspiring villain screamed under her weight, "Rodney, I order you to get this foolish girl off me!"

"Ooh, it doesn't look good for the Grips." The host chuckled and the musician glanced at the cheering Gaffers to see Gwen fist bumped with the punk.

"Aww." Trent groaned.

"Friendship bracelet?" Beth offered.

"Thank…" The musician tapped it against his head as he counts up to nine, "Ah, much better!"

The farmer girl slowly step away from him as she whispered to Lindsay, "Did you ever notice Trent's little weird?"

"I'm not sure…I don't know him well." The bombshell hugged her large boyfriend to stay warm.

* * *

After a few turns and one shark's meal break, Gwen smirked at the relaxing sharks as they sat in their chairs with Chef, serving them their foods. "No sharks equals no problem." The goth girl balanced herself on the surfboard before she notice something that make her nervous for a good reason…The reason was the host with a machine gun with…

"Are you using these poor seagulls as ammo?" Dawn asked worriedly.

"Yep!" Chris laughed madly as he launched the seagulls at the goth girl, "I love this game!"

"Ah!" Gwen screamed as one of the seagulls landed on her face, "Sky rat! Get it off! Get me out!" She fall down in the tub with flailing arms and she climbed out of the water, still screaming at the seagull, sticking to her face. Trent was about to help her but Naruto was already there.

"It's okay, dattebayo." The redhead smiled as he picks the seagull off the goth girl's face and help her up to her feet.

"Thank, Naruto." Gwen sighed, both of them never noticed the scowling musician.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Okay, why are everyone all over my girl?!" Trent frowned with crossed arms, "I don't understand what's going on, it's like she's avoiding me for some reason." He smacked his head nine times.

* * *

"Naruto, want a friendship bracelet?" Beth asked the redhead, watching Justin on the surfboard.

"Oh sure, but why me?" Naruto tilted his head, "I mean, because we're on different team."

"I know." The farmer girl nodded with a smile, "I made them for everyone to remind that we're still friend no matter what."

"Ah, that's good, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "Get any in orange?"

"Yep!" They both never noticed the sharks giving the model a CPR.

* * *

After many turns that end in Grip's lead and beating Duncan's record, thank to Bridgette's experience with surf, it was Naruto's turn. "Finally, we have Naruto!" Chris chuckled, "If he beat Grip's record, the Gaffer will take first point…"

"Go, Naruto!" DJ cheered him on.

"Yeah, Whiskers, don't you lose!" Duncan grunted, "Get revenge for me!"

"And…Go!" The host fired the seagulls at his redhead son, "That is for all pranks you pulled on me with ma!" Some castmates glanced at each other with weird looks, what the hell did happen on their break? Naruto dodged some of seagulls with some flexible moves and it looks like one of the seagulls was about to hit him but the creature spread its wings out, causing it to turn away from the redhead.

"Thank, Bill." Naruto chuckled at the odd bird.

"…Not going to comment on that…" Chris grumbled as he looks around for more ammo before he throws the film sets at the redhead but he dodged them all. "…And with that, Naruto secures victory for the Screaming Gaffer…But know that, Naruto, I will have my revenge for these pranks!"

"You won't have to make Grammy cry, dattebayo!" The redhead hollered back.

"She lies!" The host throws his arms up before he cleared his throat, "Anyway…The Screaming Gaffers have a head start and the Killer Grips have to wait for a while!" The Gaffer team cheered while the Grip team grumbled at their luck.

"You were great!" Gwen hugged Naruto, never noticed the worried stares from the surfer girl and the musician.

"Man, Gwen's team is unstoppable!" Owen gasped.

"Try unstable…" Trent started to freak out as his team got creeped out by his behavior, "A ticking time bomb of betrayal. We have to stop them!"

"Yeah, there's unstable bomb and it's not with Gaffers." Jo whispered to some of her teammates, "We need to change the leader to someone else…Me."

"With what?" The oblivious oaf chuckled at the musician, "A freight train?"

"1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9!" Trent muttered to himself, tapping his head with bracelet.

"Exsqueeze me?" Owen stared at the musician, only to have him repeating the number again. "Um…Your secret weapon's being weird…"

"If weird bring us good luck then, yeah, I'm weird!" Trent snarled before he sighed dreamily at the goth girl, "Beside…Gwen like weird. She told me back on the island…"

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**(Confessional)**

"Um…" Owen poked his index fingers together, "Trent is starting to scare me a lot now…I'm really worried about him."

_***Static***_

"Delusional…" Chris sighed, "So sad."

"Amen!" Chef nodded, revealing that they were in same room.

* * *

**(Beach)**

"Yes, campers…" Chris grinned at the castmates after their long bus ride, "We're actually back at your old stomping grounds, Total Drama Island!"

"…Wait, so Country was telling truth?" Bridgette blinked, recalling the CIT's story of stumble upon the city during the final episode of million hunting challenge but the host ignored her.

"If some of you need to take a moment and reminisce about the great times you had here…" Chris blinked at the laughing castmates before he grumbled, "Fine…We'll skip the good memories montage. Screaming Gaffers, you've got a thirty minutes head start on…" He gestured at the sandboxes, "The sandcastle building contest! To be judged by our resident king o' the dunes." Chef placed a sandcastle hat on his head with blank expression, "Make like propmasters, guys, and give me something awesome…I really don't want the tiebreaker to have to go down." The host jerked his head at the odd crash site, involved a dummy, rock, and a car, "I don't think legal's quite approved it yet."

"…The hell?" Duncan blinked.

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffers)**

"DJ, wetter sand in that bucket." Harold ordered his team, "Leshawna, pack it firmer."

"Who died and made you Bossy McPushy?" The sassy girl growled.

"I'm a bit of a Gehry buff." The nerd replied, "…Frank Gehry? Greatest architect of our time?" B was about to say something to counter it with the nerd but the sister interrupted him.

"And I care about this because…?" Leshawna raised her eyebrows and her answer was the gesture of the massive sandcastle.

"Now how 'bout some props for my fine buttresses?" Harold smirked, earning eyerolls from his teammates.

"Did Duncan and Gwen go to get more buckets?" DJ asked as he glanced around the beach, "And where's Naruto and Dawn?"

"I don't know where's the criminal and weird goth girl are." Heather grunted, "But idiot and hippy girl are collecting some seashells for the castle."

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**(Killer Grip)**

"And here's one for you, Max." Beth handed the said boy a purple bracelet.

"What is that?" Max glared at the object in his hand, "Are you bribing me to keep your life?"

"No, silly, it's just a friendship bracelet." The farmer girl walks away from him with a giggle.

"Friend?" The aspiring villain blinked and glanced at his bracelet before he slides it in his pocket, look like it was wise decision to join the show. He finally makes some friends now.

Bridgette glanced at Naruto as he chatted with the petite girl while they collecting the seashells and Heather's threaten was floating around in her head before she shakes it away. 'Ugh, I need to chill out…' The surfer girl sighed to herself.

* * *

"Three…Two…One…" Chris counted down until his co-worker blow his bungle loudly to end the contest, "Thank you, Chef. Screaming Gaffers, your thirty minutes lead is over. So…Trent, dude…Get castlin'!"

"Water!" Owen ran around in circle with his freaked teammates, "We need water!"

Trent was about to calm them down but Jo shouted at them, "Quiet! I have a plan!"

"Um…I have a plan…" The musician frowned before he flinched at the glare of the jockette.

"And what is your plan?" Jo growled.

"Well, a sandcastle with nine turrets, nine doors, and nine moats…"

"HELL NO! We're doing it simple and basic!" The jockette snarled before they both started to argue with each other.

"…I have a suggestion." Max ignored them as he turns to his team, "Let's make an evil castle!"

"Um…Better than them…" Justin jerked his head at the arguing teammates.

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"Whoa, the castle looks awesome, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at the sandcastle and some of his teammates agreed with him.

"Thank!" Harold smiled, "I declare it…Casa Gehry!"

"I dub thee…Casa Gwen!" The Gaffer team turned to Trent as he gestured at the paper-mache sinister castle.

"Hey!" Max jumped up on his feet, "It's not Gwen! It's Sinister Lair! You did nothing at all!"

"Still Casa Gwen." The musician narrowed his eyes at the aspiring villain.

"Now he's naming building after me?" Gwen groaned, "I don't know that he is getting very obsessed with me."

"Yeah, and he kept doing everything nine times all day, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin.

"Wait…" Duncan blinked, "Four letters in Gwen's name, five letters in Trent's, put them together and…"

"Nine!" The goth girl gasped, "It look like I have to talk to him soon…"

"Hey Gwen…" Trent waved his hand, "One…two…three…four…"

"Ugh…" Gwen sighed before she feels her shirt tugged and glanced at the blank-faced petite girl.

"If you are going to talk to him, I recommend you to bring someone with you…Just in case." Dawn warned.

"Oh, I already asked Naruto another day…Thank." The goth girl smiled at the petite girl, she may be little weird but she seems to be kind and helpful.

"Noooo!" The small group jumped at Harold's cry and turns around to see the fled seagulls and a ruined sandcastle.

"We have a winner!" Chris laughed at Gaffer's castle, "Killer Grips' clever prop, Sinister Lair!"

"And friendship bracelets!" Beth waved at the camera and the host shoved her away.

"Which means we need a tiebreaker." Chris grinned as if he doesn't just shove the farmer girl away, "…And I was hoping for the evening off. Instead, gather ye some wood for a bonfire."

* * *

It was nighttime and the teams waited for the host to say something before he claps his hands several times, lit the fires up without lifting a finger.

"…Why do you bother sending us out to get firewood?" Heather growled.

"I needed some alone time." Chris crossed his arms.

"Thank for telling us about your masturbating habit." Jo grunted.

"Ew…Thank for the image." Naruto covered his ears with a gag and glared at the jockette as she smirked at him.

"…No, it was a hand manicure." The host facepalmed, "Anyway…It's the tiebreaker time! Your challenge…A watusi-twist-mashed potato dorky old school dance contest!" Chris showed off some of old dance moves, "Teams…Choose your best boogier for battle."

"Oh, you've got to pick me!" Leshawna bounced on her heels, "My nickname back home? Lashakin' it!"

"I vote for Trent!" Lindsay clapped her hands.

"We heard you got some fly moves." Justin nodded.

"Okay, I'll do it." The musician smiled, "If you all say my name nine times."

"Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent, Trent." The Grip team chanted dully.

* * *

Chris turned his boombox and turns around to watch the chosen dancers. "Prepare for a world of pain, son." Leshawna taunted.

"Bring it on!" Trent smirked and what happened next was everyone stared at the dancing sassy girl in horror.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Yeah, I bet I know Leshawna's real nickname back home…" DJ snickered, "La Bomba!"

_***Static***_

"Prima ballerine-no!" Heather shook her head.

_***Static***_

"Um…I can overlook it." Rodney rubbed his head, "I already break it off with Beth…Oh, I'm so sorry!" He sobbed in his head.

_***Static***_

B said nothing, only shaking his head with widened eyes.

_***Static***_

"Um…I think it was good but again, Heat-chan always said that I suck at fad, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously.

_***Static***_

"The thing is, if Gwen wants to win, why is it unethical for me to help her?" Trent smiled, "I'm Trent first, and a Killer Grip second. I really love her a lot."

* * *

Trent pulled off a moonwalk and glanced back to see a piece of stick before he give the camera a wink. "Oh!" He tripped on the stick and landed on his back.

"Dude, get up!" Justin gasped and Jo narrowed her eyes at the musician, she just saw him winked at the camera, same thing goes for the goth girl.

"Aww…" Trent whined, "I think I have twisted my ankle."

"Do something!" Owen screamed with hands on his head and the musician wiggled on the ground.

"That's not dancing!" Chris frowned with hands on his hip, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Leshawna and the Screaming Gaffers are the winners!" The said team cheered, "And your reward…The greatest beach party ever pitched!" The Gaffers cheered harder and Gwen glanced back to see Trent jerked his head at the wood before he walk away.

"Naruto…" The goth girl gulped.

"Got it, dattebayo." Naruto smiled before he turned his head to Duncan, "Will you let Bri-chan know where I am?"

"Sure." The punk nodded and the redhead followed his goth friend to the woods.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"I'll be behind this tree, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the clearing where the musician was waiting, "Just holler if you need me."

"Thank." Gwen takes a deep breath before walk into the clearing.

"Hey, Gwen." Trent smiled, "I knew you really wanted to win…"

"Trent…I know you throw the challenge." The goth girl frowned.

"Yeah, it's because I love yo…"

"Stop!" Gwen shouted as the musician blinked, "I'm sorry, I know I had a crush on you but not anymore…" She sighed softly, "I thought you were cool but lately, you're getting weird and it's really creeping me out…"

"What? But I'm cool and you like weird a lot." Trent gasped before he grabbed her shoulder, "I can change for you, please don't break up with me…"

Gwen slapped him as she takes a few steps back in fear, "There were no us at all! We never have been in any relationship at all!"

"Please don't!" The musician started to blab crazily.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Naruto roared as he pulls Gwen in hug to comforting her, "Trent, take a good look at her!"

"Naruto?" Trent blinked before he glances at the goth girl and his eyes widened at the sight of her tear-stained face.

"Look, I know you are a good guy and you may not notice it but your behavior is getting worst and it's scaring her, even it scared everyone back there." The redhead frowned, "Do you have any idea how afraid she was and how much courage she has to work up to tell it to you in person? I don't want you two to end up like…" Naruto paused as he rubbed his hidden scars and the musician paled, starting to remember everything that he was doing before now. "I see you're starting to realize it now…I'm going back with Gwen and leave you here alone…"

"Yeah…" Trent sighed warily as Naruto and Gwen walk away from him, "Sorry…" He slumped on his knees, knowing that he just blew it big time. They never noticed that there was someone that overheard the part about the musician threw the challenge.

"Wait until everyone heard that…" Jo growled quietly, walk back to her team. She got to hand it to redhead because he just earned her respect and it's really hard thing to earn from her.

* * *

**(Beach)**

"Hey, guys, join in the party." Leshawna waved at her incoming teammates and they laughed at her. Naruto glanced back at the Grip team and turns to the bored host.

"Hey, Chris, can they join us if we want to?" The redhead asked.

"Um…Sure…If your team agrees with it." Chris shrugged.

"Guys?" Naruto smirked at his team and they rolled their eyes.

"The more, the merrier!" DJ smiled and most of the teammates nodded.

"Hey, Grips!" The redhead waved at them, "Come on and party with us!"

"Whoo-hoo! Party!" Owen cheered with his team as they joined the Gaffer team.

"Hey, Beth." Justin smiled at the blushing farmer girl, "I kinda noticed you gave everyone friendship bracelets. Everyone but me and Heather, aren't we friends?" The model gave her a puppy eyes that melt her down.

"Course…Here, it's kinda wet." Beth giggled nervously as she hands the final friendship bracelet to the model, "Sorry, I was sweating a lot today."

"Red, nice!" Justin placed it on his wrist with a smirk.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Let's just say I'll do anything to win." Justin smirked, "Anything…Oh, Beth, I love it! I was thinkin', Beth…It could be really good for us if we were in an alliance." The model laughed evilly for a while before he paused to take a glance at his red bracelet.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

"Wow! Justin is crafty as he is good-looking!" Chris chuckled, "It wasn't a bad first week of Action! We just met our five new castmates and saw how they work with the rest. I really wonder what will the challenges will brings us next time. How will the Grips react when they find out that Trent just threw the challenge? Will our surfer girl stop worrying about her boyfriend? When will B finally get a word in? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ACTION!"**

* * *

**(Boy's Trailer)**

"Hey, Whiskers." Naruto turned to Duncan, "I'm curious if Chris ever tell you what kind of challenges we will get?" The punk was very curious and it'll be useful to get a head-up for once.

"Nah, we made a deal back home." The redhead rubbed his head with a chuckle, "We keep things separate so that way, no one can accuse us of cheating and rigged contests, dattebayo."

"Ah, got it." Duncan sighed, "Well, night."

"Night." Naruto smiled as he turns to B since he was still up, "Sorry that you don't get a chance to say anything this week." The silent boy just shrugged his shoulders with a smile, "Are you going to sleep soon?" B raised his fist up and shakes it up and down, "Well then…Night!" The redhead chuckled, lying on his bed and closed his eyes.

* * *

_Screaming Gaffer: B, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Leshawna, Naruto_

_Killer Grip: Beth, Bridgette, Jo, Justin, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Trent _

_Eliminated: Izzy, Geoff_

_Peanut Gallery: Cody, Courtney, Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Sadie, Tyler_

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**And this ends our ninth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Does anyone like how the Action arc started?**

**It was little hard to find the right time for the new guys to talk and acting. I hope everyone like the chosen contestants. Sorry if anyone's favorite character don't show up but there's always a chance. I really hope that I get their characters down since there was little short time with them on the cannon.**

**We just saw that Trent started to realized about how he acted but it must be too late, thank to Jo.**

**I really don't know what else to address in this chapter but it's just the first chapter of the second arc.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to castmates as Chef's mystery meat.**


	10. Action: Feelings

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**I'm really glad that everyone like how it turn out with the new contestants and I really hope that I can keep it up for you guys.**

**Nightmaster: Yes, that's Heather we're talking about here. I want to answer the second one but that would be a spoiler.**

**Coldblue: 1) Who know, maybe you will find out in this chapter. 3) Same answer with the first question.**

**I hope I don't miss any question here. **

**Anyway, it's time for the tenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 10: Action: Feelings**

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**(Film Lot)**

"Last time on Total Drama Action, the cast had returned for the second season." Chris grinned, "They met the five new castmates, Rodney, Dawn, Jo, Max, and B." The footage of said contestants joined the group from the limousine, "Then they went through a several challenges and formed two teams. There was some craziness going on around with a certain musician. Geoff and E-scope were unlucky to be eliminated early in the season and we are down to eighteen castmates. Who will be the next victims to hitch a ride to loser city? What kind of challenges will they face? What drama will they bring us? Find out tonight on Total Drama Action!"

* * *

**(Trailers)**

The sweating castmates sat under the shades, it was a hot day and they don't have any energy left. "Too hot to do anyth…" Harold panted heavily, "My mojo isn't sweat-proof!"

"I can't be getting a cold in this heat." Gwen groaned.

"Tea?" Dawn offered her tea cup to the goth girl, "It may help you with your cold."

"Thank." Gwen drank the tea with a smile and there was a sound of western music in air, caused everyone to glance around before they jumped at the gunshot.

"Chris!" Beth screamed.

"My cranium." The nerd whined.

"Take it easy." Chris chuckled as he showed up in cowboy costume, "Guns are loaded with blanks…Least I'm pretty sure one of 'em is." The host laughed evilly, "Since there's no beatin' the heat, we're goin' west today. There's a town meetin' at high noon. Be there, or I'll drive you deadbeats outta town!"

Lindsay squealed, "If you're driving us outta town, can we go to the mall?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Darn humidity!" Leshawna sighed as she stared into the mirror to see her afro before she gives the camera a glare, "Whatchu think you lookin' at? Nothing to see here!"

* * *

**(Wild West Set)**

The castmates glances at the sassy girl's afro as she walks past them and Heather covered her mouth with a giggle. "I'm sorry, do you see something fun with my hair?" Leshawna snarled, earned a few headshakes.

"Not from where I'm standing." Duncan peeked over the sister's afro.

"Listen up, pardners…" Chris explained, "In any good western, there are heroes, outlaws, horses, and pretty dames. The hero defeats the outlaw, then rides off into the sunset on the horse."

"What about the pretty dames?" Beth asked.

"None of your beeswax!" The host frowned before he ruffled the farmer girl's hair with a laugh, "Just messing with you. They usually hang out in the saloon during the bar brawl."

"Bar brawl…Cool!" Harold showed off some karate moves.

"…Last time I checked, the western movies don't have karate, dattebayo." Naruto rolled his eyes but the nerd doesn't hear him and kept moving around until the punk tripped him into the water trough.

"Awesome reenactment, Harold." Duncan smirked, "Uh, most brawls do end up with the loser in the water trough." The nerd sat up and shook the waters off him, some of them lands on Justin's chest.

"Oh, yeah." The model posed as the water turned into steams, "Feel so good."

"Enough with man candy!" Chris pouted as he fired his guns in air to get their attention, "All eyes on me! Time for your first challenge…No cowboy worth spitting at would go one day without saddle practice. Time to saddle up!" The host turns around to see a half-dead horse that kept farting for a good minute, "…That's the best steed we would afford?"

"You want a damn five-star hotel, and champagne and caviar for breakfast." Chef checked the receipt, "Hmm, I gotta cut somewhere."

"It's perfect…Don't change a thing." Chris grinned.

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**(Confessional)**

"Ooh! I love horses!" Beth gushed, "Justin told me I look like one. He's so great…"

_***Static***_

"I spent three summers at Medieval Steve's medieval camp." Harold said with his nose up in air, "We learned to joust, ride horses, and how to look manly in tights…It's harder than it looks."

_***Static***_

"Yes!" Rodney cheered to himself, "I have a lot of experience with breaking the horse in."

* * *

"Pfft, you call this a challenge?" Duncan snorted and he was about to hop on the horse until the host stop him.

"Not so fast, you cowboys and cowbabes are gonna have to mount the steed from up there!" Chris gestured at the water tower, "Not there…Waaaaay up there!" Everyone raised their heads up more to see a tallest diving board platform, "Since the Gaffers won the last challenge, they go first." Some of the castmates glanced at each other worriedly, "Don't worry, our unpaid interns have assured us it's safe."

"Safe, my ass." Jo crossed her arms.

"We won last week, why do we have to go first?" Gwen asked.

"Because I said so." The host smirked cruelly as he winked at the camera, "And I'm your host, Chris McLean."

"Achoo!" Gwen sneezed, "Guys…I really think I'm coming down with something."

"Don't worry, we'll help you up the ladder." The punk smirked.

"Nah, I'm still good." The goth girl sneezed again.

"Are you sure?" Naruto asked worriedly, "We'll understand if you back out, dattebayo."

"I'm sure, wish me luck." Gwen stumbled toward the diving broad platform as half of Gaffers teammates encouraged her and another half looked at her with concern.

"We're gonna need a new team captain." Duncan joked.

"I heard that!" The goth girl shouted back.

* * *

It was really long climbing for the goth girl as she finally reach the top and peeks over the edge to see how high it is from up there. "I can't do that…" Gwen turned around to walk back but her sneeze launched her off the board, sending her plummet down to the ground and land on the horse. The horse just chews on the hay unfazed.

"You okay, girl?" Leshawna asked and the goth girl gives out a whimper as she fall off the horse. Trent was about to help her but froze in his track, remembering the event in the woods and he sigh softly as Naruto help Gwen up.

"Thank…" The goth girl winced as she held her left arm, "I think I hurt my left arm."

"Whoa-ho!" Chris chuckled, "That was awesome, Gwen! Gaffers, one…Grips, you're up."

"Wish me luck, guys." The musician muttered and climb up the ladder, never noticed his teammates' glares.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Jo told us that Trent threw the challenge, just trying to impress Gwen." Justin frowned, "Do you have any idea what would happened if it was elimination challenge?"

_***Static***_

"I really think it was unfair to throw a challenge." Bridgette shook her head.

* * *

The teams watched the screaming musician dived from the platform and winced as he landed on the fence post, hit his groin in process. "Yeesh, glad it wasn't me!" Chris winced, "Gaffers one, Grips zip! Harold, you're up!"

* * *

"Wicked!" The nerd sighed after landed on the horse.

"Look out below!" Harold blinked at the voice above him and looked up to see the falling punk before he landed on the nerd's back.

"Way to pad the saddle, Duncan." The host chuckled.

"I think you broke my coccyx." Harold whimpered in pain.

"Three to zero." Chris turned to the Killer Grips, "Who's next?"

"Me!" Jo grunted and climbed the ladder. Without any hesitance, she just jumped off the platform and lands on the horse.

"And Jo earns the first point for the Grips!" The host announced.

"If I jump with Rodney, do we get two points?" Max asked.

"Um…" Chris rubbed his head, "Sure, why not."

* * *

"J-J-Just don't drop me!" The aspiring villain stuttered, clinging on Rodney's head.

"Don't worry, boss." The country boy grinned as he jumped off the board and Max screamed for his life before they both landed on the horse. "See, boss, nothing to worry about…" Rodney blinked at his shivering friend, "Max?"

"N-N-Never again…" Max shivered, "And I told you to call me boss!"

"Goodbye, sweet world!" The boys raised their heads up to see the falling oaf.

"YOU FOOL!" The aspiring villain screamed and jumped off the horse with the country boy. The creature widened his eyes and back away from the landing zone, just in time as the oaf fall into the ground.

"H-Hey…" Owen groaned as he climbed out of the oaf-sized hole and chasing down the horse. "You get back here!" The oaf screamed before jumped on the frenzying horse.

"Nice effort, Owen, my man." Chris chuckled, "If the horse can bend, so can the rules. Grips have four points, can the Gaffer take their lead back?"

"What!" Heather snarled, "You can't do that! It doesn't count!"

"My show, my rules." The host smirked, "Who want to go next?"

* * *

After DJ's unfortunately run-in with the electric pole, B jumped off the platform and used his jacket as a parachute at last minute, land on the horse without any injuries. "Justin?" Chris grinned, only to blink at the contact in the said castmate's hand.

"Uh…Says right here, page 37 of my gluteus maximus modeling contact, I am forbidden from any form of jumping that might strain my…" Justin patted his rear, "Assets."

"Oh, hell no!" Jo pulled his collar closer, "You are not gonna back out of that!"

"Oh…" The model flipped his hair back with a wink, "May I ask my lovely leader if I can sit that one out, please?"

"Um…O-o-okay…" The jockette sighed dreamily.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"What the hell was that?!" Jo slammed her hands on the table, "I was going to force him to jump and I just blacked out for a few minutes after his hair flip!"

* * *

"If I go to that big beauty parlor in the sky, don't let Heather have my hair, okay?" Lindsay gulped from the platform. Bridgette refused to jump because she didn't want to hurt the poor horse, same goes for Dawn.

"Oh no…" Beth shook her head as she held the bombshell's hand, "Never…Um…Can I have your hair if you die?"

"I don't think so." Lindsay said before they jump off and made it in one piece.

"All right, Grips six and Gaffers four!" Chris announced as he turned to the three remaining Gaffers, "It's up to you three to either beat or tie with Grips…No pressure!"

"Idiot, can we jump together?" Heather asked with a glare.

"Sure, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, sometime his childhood friend don't want to do anything without him.

* * *

The horse chew on his hay and glanced up to see the screaming queen bee as she cling to the laughing redhead's neck, both plummeting toward the creature. "I'm too young to die!" Heather screamed with her eyes closed.

"Heat-chan, you can open your eyes, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the queen girl slowly opens her eyes to see that they just land on the back of the horse.

"And it's tied!" Chris smirked as he raised his head at the sassy girl on the platform, "Leshawna, are you ready? Jump! Jump! Jump!"

"Shut up, Chris!" Leshawna glared with her hands on hip before she jumps off the platform.

"…"

"…"

"…Where'd she go?" Gwen asked since the sassy girl didn't land on the horse or anywhere on the ground.

"Not there…" The host chuckled sadistically as he pointed at the sky, "Waaay up there!" Everyone raised their heads to see Leshawna, hanging from the weather vane with her pant before it rips off and she used her afro as cushion.

"Ha, bet you all not laughing at my hair now!" The sassy girl chortled, only to blink at the laughing host and glance behind to see a large hole in her pant.

"You're right, we're not laughing at your hair now." Chris laughed harder, "By us, I mean the entire viewing audience!" Leshawna growled angrily, "Okay, okay! You don't gotta get my dungarees all dusty…Looks like the teams are tied at six apiece. To the next challenge for the tiebreaker, cowpokes!"

* * *

"The hallmark of any good western is the quick draw cowboy showdown." Chris smirked at the teams, "Captains will pick their strongest cowpoke to compete in what will likely be…A fight to the death!" He laughed evilly before his cell phone rang, "Hello? Uh-huh…I see…Fine." The host tucked his phone in, "Our lawyers have informed me that you may shoot until someone is mildly injured, or cries like a little baby…But a fight to the death is strictly prohibited. Time to pick your cowboys."

"Um…" Trent rubbed his head, "The Grips pick…"

"Justin!" Jo shouted quickly to prevent the musician from throwing the challenge again.

"What? I was going to…" Trent gasped before Justin walks by him with a glare.

"At least we don't have to worry about me throwing the challenge, unlike someone." The model whispered and the musician's eyes widened.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ugh, and I thought it won't get any worse." Trent groaned in his hands, "I guess I really deserve it after everything."

* * *

"The Gaffers pick Naruto." Gwen said with crossed arms after discussed with her team.

"Okay, cowboys, take your place!" Chris grinned as the chosen cowboys stand in front of each other, "Chef will now judge the standoff…Yo, Chef?" Some of them snickered at the cooker in pink petticoat, "Love the dress, Chefette!"

Chef suddenly tied the host up before walk away with a growl, "Maybe when I change, I'll come back and untie you!"

"I can't feel my arms!" Chris whined, "Let the quick draw begin."

"…" Justin and Naruto slowly reach for their water gun holsters on their waist, never taking their eyes off each other as the tumbleweed rolled by them.

"…" The model's hand twitched on his water gun and the redhead show no reaction but just staring at the model. Justin quickly unholstered his water gun and aimed it at the redhead before his eyes widened at the water-stained spot on his green shirt.

"Nice try, panther." Naruto blow his holstered water gun with a smirk, "Unholstering your gun cost you few seconds. Enjoy your dirt nap."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Wow! That's so awesome!" Owen gasped.

_***Static***_

"Got to admit it, I'd never think of that." Duncan smirked.

_***Static***_

"I might get him to join my evil force." Max rubbed his hands, "He have so much evil potential!"

* * *

"The Gaffers win the western challenge!" The host announced as the said team cheered for the redhead, "You Grips are losers and you know what happens to losers?" Chris pulled out a burning cattle prod, "Which Grip wants to take the heat?" He chuckled at retreating Grips.

"I hope you were kidding about the branding, dattebayo." Naruto sighed.

"…Um…Yeah, I was…" Chris chuckled nervously with shifty eyes.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

Chris was about to make an announcement but the Grips just voted for a certain person without hesitance. "Wow…You must really hate this person." The host smirked, "The votes have been cast. If you get a Gilded Chris, it means you're safe…For now." Chris turned his head to Chef with a raised eyebrow, "What happened to your dress?"

"I burned it." Chef said flatly.

"…The Gilded Chris goes to…" Chris started to call out their names as the cooker tossed them the award, "Lindsay, Beth, Owen, Rodney, Jo, Bridgette, Max…And last but not least…" He glanced at Trent and Justin.

"…" Justin kept his poker face up.

"…" Trent chews on his lips.

"…Justin!" The host smirked, "Trent, it's time to go!"

"I can't leave without apologizing to…" The musician attempted to get his words out but Chef tossed him on his shoulders and walk toward the Lame-o-sine.

"Ready for our second date, pretty boy?" The cooker joked, ignored the fact that Trent was squirming in his grip.

"3:10 to crazytown!" Chris chuckled, "Killer Grips, you better try to break this losing streak of yours."

* * *

**(Trailers)**

Gwen stepped out of her trailer and blinked at Justin as he walks over to her. "We know that Trent been purposely throwing the challenges for you so we voted him off." The model narrowed his eyes.

"How did you know that?" The goth girl gasped, "I'm so sorry about that. It's really complicated to explain…I wasn't on it, I swear."

"Why would I believe you?" Justin frowned.

"Because it's the truth, dattebayo." They both turned around to see Naruto as he stepped out of the boy's trailer after heard some of the commotion outside.

"Really?" The model raised his eyebrows.

"Yep." The redhead nodded, "She really doesn't have any part on it and it was all Trent's decision. You don't have to worry about it since our teams will play it fair and square from now on, dattebayo."

"…Fine." Justin sighed as he walks inside the boy's trailer, "I'll let it slide this time…But if it happens again, we're going to have a serious talk."

"Sure." Naruto turned his head to the goth girl, "You alright?"

"Yeah…Thank." Gwen sighed, "If you don't show up, I think I may do something that I'll regret later."

"That's true." The redhead rubbed his head, "Well…Night."

"Night." The goth girl smiled before walk off to the bathroom.

* * *

**(The Aftermath Show: Main Stage)**

"What goin' on, everybody." Geoff waved at the applauding audience, "Welcome to the brand new, totally off-the-hook, 'Total Drama Action' Aftermath show! I'm your host and with me is my co-host, Eva!"

"You got a problem with it?" Eva crossed her arms with a glare.

"No, ma'am!" The audience shook their heads.

"You may remember us from such series as 'Total Drama Island' and its' even more thrilling sequel, Total Drama Action." The party boy laughed.

"Which you were voted off for slacking off." The bodybuilder snorted.

"I still say that everyone needs to take it easy and relax." Geoff sighed.

"Whatever." Eva rolled her eyes.

"Well, what do you guys think about the new season?" The party boy grinned at the audience, "The Film Lot…Totally awesome, right?" He paused for the audience's cheering, "We are so psyched to be here."

"When are you going to introduce us, eh?" The hosts turned their heads to Ezekiel with the peanut gallery, containing the former Island contestants.

"We were getting to it until you open your damn hole." Eva grunted.

"Relax, babe…" Geoff chuckled nervously.

"What did you just called me?!" The bodybuilder snarled.

"Nothing! We've brought along all our peeps from first season." The party boy said quickly to escape the wrath of strongest girl as he gestured at the screen with five new contestants, "Peeps, what you guys think of the new players that join the Action?"

"Well, I think they are pretty interesting." Tyler rubbed his neck.

"I really feel bad for B because people always cut in." Sadie sighed and some of the teenagers nodded.

"I find Max and Rodney to be funny." Noah smirked, "Remind me of a foolish villain with brainless sidekick from an old show."

"Dawn is a little weird…" Cody ruffled his hair nervously, "I mean, she always know what'll happen next and seems to teleport around the film lot. That's kind of scary to me."

"I only like Jo because she's tough and know what to do." Eva crossed her arms.

"I don't care about these guys, I should be on this show!" Courtney growled as she raised her cell phone to her ear, "We are gonna sue the pants off this show, Micheal!"

"Whoops…Okay…" Geoff laughed nervously.

"We got a lot of mails." The bodybuilder grunted, "Beside these dirty junk."

"Um…Yeah, plus we'll have a few on webcam, which is super, super cool!" The party boy smiled, "Joining us are the two eliminated players, Trent and Izzy, aka E-scope!" The audience cheered at the mention of names.

"Trent was really crazy this season." Eva said, "It's good thing that he got it coming for his mistakes."

"I felt so terrible for him." Sadie muttered, "Like, he went nuttier than my sister's peanut allergy…Hi, Cindy!"

"Um…Yeah." Geoff nodded, "It's almost time to welcome our first guest but first…Take a look." The screen played the clips of Izzy during the Action.

"E-scope's time on TDA was really short." Eva narrated, "But she left us with some unforgettable moments."

"Yeah, like the battle with Chef as Alien and her whisker times with Naruto." The party boy chuckled, "But she was robbed of her chance by Duncan's performance on the stage."

"Our first guest is the craziest girl that you meet in your life and is number eight on RCMP's most wanted list." The bodybuilder announced, "Izzy or whatever she calls herself now."

* * *

**(Backstage Room)**

Izzy tossed a cracker in her mouth and she noticed that she was on the television. "Ooh, I'm on TV!" The crazy girl sneezed out the cracker crumbs, "Oops! Cracker crumbs, you get back here…"

"GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" Eva roared from the main stage.

"Coming!" Izzy quickly grabs some foods and tossed them in her top as she ran out of the room.

* * *

**(Main Stage)**

The audience cheers and applauds for the crazy girl as she takes her seat next to the hosts. "Hi, Geoff, hi, Eva." Izzy giggled, "So glad to be here."

"Awesome to have you, but bummer about the show." Geoff said, "Gonna be tough losin' out on a million big ones."

"Yeah, well…You would know!" The crazy girl replied, caused some people in audience to gasp and she waved to the peanut gallery. "Hi, guys and everybody out there in TV land…Oh Graham Cracker! That's my old boyfriend!" The person in the audience quickly ran out of the studio, screaming his lung out. "He's so funny but he was so boring and dull! He was all, like, can we do the normal things, and you're too crazy, you need help!"

"That last part is true." Eva muttered lowly, "Same thing goes for someone else."

"So, E-scope." Geoff cleared his throat, "How did it feel to be first one voted off the show?"

"I don't know…" Izzy grinned, "Geoff, how did it feel?"

"You were the first one voted off the show, moron." The bodybuilder grunted.

"Was it disappointing?" The crazy girl asked.

"Humiliating?" Eva smirked, "Depressing?"

"Sobering experience?" Izzy giggled.

"Um…Why are you girls ganging up on me?" Geoff whimpered, "Sure, it was disappointing, I mean…it's like you got dreams for this money and…Hey, I'm not the guest!" He pointed at the crazy girl, "She is!"

"My life is an open book, well, not yet, but it will be once I write it, and you open the book." Izzy grinned, "Oh, some of my life won't be in book, only Red can know it."

"She means Naruto." Noah mumbled from his seat.

"What did you think when you voted off?" Eva asked.

"When you realize you're not getting a Gilded Chris award…Well, it sucks since I can't have my whiskers time with Red." The crazy girl tapped her chin.

"Really?" The party boy blinked, "I'm curious about how you really think about Naruto…I think it's time we play a fun little game called…Truth or Hammer!" His co-host rolled her eyes, "Ha-ha, works like this…We ask you a question, and if you give the wrong answer, a huge hammer will swing down and knock you clear outta your chair! Cool?"

"Cool!" Izzy nodded with a giggle.

"Should we give it a test run?" Geoff smirked, "What do you think of Naruto and the fact that he is already taken?"

"I really like like Red a lot and it's okay if he's taken as long as I'm his mistress and have a lot of whiskers times." The crazy girl giggled and the party boy blinked rapidly.

"…Does Bridgette know?" Geoff asked nervously, that was the first time he heard about it.

"Yep!" Izzy nodded joyous as the party boy sighed, "I already told them that I'm their gal if they are going to have threesome!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Eva, do you have any questions…" Geoff deadpanned, he really have no idea how to make comment on the crazy girl's statement.

"…Who do you think will be next to voted off?" Eva asked, it was all she can think right now.

"Hmm, I don't know, I guess either DJ or Harold." Izzy tilted her head, "No offense but I think they don't have it to win the game." The hosts waited for the hammer to swing but it doesn't, meaning that she was telling the truth.

"Well, I think we better use one of the webcams now." Geoff grinned, "Let's hear from our first viewer now!"

"Gluepunks350 asks, are we all okay with the fact that Naruto is on show with his father when there's a risk of rigging or something like that?" Eva read the question out loud.

"I'm fine with him on the show." Izzy giggled, "Naruto is not a guy that cheats his way to top and if Chris tried that, I'm sure Naruto will prank him harder and then drop out of the show."

"That's true." The bodybuilder nodded, "I better find this punk and break his spine for thinking that…"

"Hey, babe, just relax!" Geoff chuckled nervously, "No need to go psycho all over this dude for a question…"

"…If you call me babe one more time…" Eva growled angrily.

"Sorry…" The paled party boy gulped, "Should we move on to Trent?"

"Yeah, on to Trent!" The crazy girl cheered with the audience.

"He lost out on a million bucks because of karma." The bodybuilder muttered, "Throwing a challenge for a girl, who happened to be scared of him."

"True!" Geoff nodded, "He never thinks that one of his team members find out about it and tell everyone about it. Dude was really cuckoo in head and he make Norman Bates look like sane…What?" He blinked at the silent gallery.

"Um…Geoff…" Noah jerked his head at the large screen and the party boy glanced up to see shocked musician on the screen.

"Aw, dude, what?" Trent gaped, "…Was I that bad?"

"Um…Back at you later!" Geoff turned the screen off, "Who just turned the screen on?!"

"You left it on for a while." Eva grunted.

"Oh right…" The party boy blushed before he cleared his throat, "He was voted off because he was crazy and it all started after his fake-kiss with Heather, remember this time?"

"Oh, I remember this one!" Sadie gasped, "Everyone thought that Trent was cheating on her!"

"Yeah, and he was very despairingly to get back with Gwen when he already blew it." The bodybuilder nodded.

"Such a shame that it was a fake-kiss, I mean Heather is hottest chick on the show…Ow!" Geoff cried out as he rubbed his bruised arm, "Why did you just punch me?"

"…Just because I feel like it." Eva growled with her fist in air.

"Feel like it?" The party boy dropped his jaw, "There gotta be a reason why you just punched me! Just tell me why, babe…Ow!"

"Stop calls me babe!" The bodybuilder stood up with her fists at hip.

"Oh, I'll call you babe until you tell me why you hit me! I have no idea why they chose you to be my co-host, babe!" Geoff growled, "Babe, you always get mad all time and hit people."

"That's it! I'm going to beat the shit out of you!" Eva stomped before Izzy gets in between them with her hands on their chests.

"Um…Did I show you guys that I can flip my eyelids?" The crazy girl giggled nervously, "Anyone wants to see it?"

* * *

"We got a little sidetracked, but we're good now, right guys?" Izzy smiled at the hosts as they look away from each other with scowls on their faces.

"Fine, right, whatever!" Geoff growled.

"Fine." Eva grunted.

"Okay, sometime our hosts can get mad at each other." The crazy girl grinned, "Don't worry, I'll make sure nothing get out of hand…"

"Better you than one of us…" Cody whispered quietly, only to receive a light smack from Katie.

"Shall we check on Trent first?" Izzy grinned and the screen turned on to revealing a musician as he curled up on the sofa. "Um…Please welcome our next guest, Trent!"

"Wha…Oh!" Trent quickly stood up and walk to the main stage, winced as he hear some booing from the audience.

"You're live on with the TDA Aftermath with Trent, everybody." Eva said as the musician sat down next to the crazy girl.

"Good to have you on the show, sorry about Norman comment." Geoff smiled nervously.

"Um…Thank." Trent muttered, "I kinda deserve this comment after everything."

"So what happened?" The bodybuilder asked flatly.

"Um, I'm not really sure…" The musician sighed, "I kind of got a little obsessed there for a while until Gwen told me up straight with Naruto's help. I'm really glad that they did because I think I could have lost my mind and go all crazy." He rubbed his head, "I was going to apologizing to Gwen but I did not expect that my team find out about the beach challenge and voted me off right away."

"I gotta ask you about the whole nine thing, dude." The party boy gestured at the footage of the musician doing everything nine times, "What's up with that?"

"Well, it's my lucky number. I had this toy train my granddad gave me as a kid." Trent started to explaining, "Right before he died, one of the wheels fell off so there was only nine. I was devastated. So my mom told me nine was now my lucky number."

"…So you don't have OCD?" Eva asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Um…My parents suspected that." The musician admitted.

"Well, we got a lot of emails." Geoff checked his screen, "Snowgirl writes, Trent…What kind of girls are you into?"

"Um…I don't know…I still have to find a type." Trent shrugged.

"It's time to check our webcams." The bodybuilder said as the preteen girl appeared on screen, "We've got Ginger from Sudbury."

* * *

**(Webcam)**

"Trent, I'd love it if you went psycho-crazy all over me!" Ginger gushed.

* * *

"Um…" Geoff switched the webcam, "Next is Steve the…Yeti from Vancouver." The screen showed the yeti creature, "How it's going, dude?"

* * *

**(Webcam)**

"Chris McLean…" Steve said, "Is the best host ever! How'd you get your show?! You stink!"

"…Tou-san, what the hell are you doing?" Steven turned to face Naruto with a raised eyebrow, "And what's up with Yeti costume?"

"Um…For our son-father time!" Chris chuckled nervously as Chef walked up next to the redhead with crossed arms, "Um…We're going to talk about Steve the Yeti!"

"…Are you on webcam?" Naruto shoved the host away to see the Aftershow, "Oh…Sorry about Chris, dattebayo." He glared at the cowering host, "You used some of our bonding time for a webcam? We are going to have a long chat, dattebayo…"

"I'm sorry!" Chris screamed, "Don't tell ma!"

"Too late for this, dattebayo!"

* * *

The audience stared at the static as Geoff chuckled, "An unexpected cameo of fan-favorite contestant, Naruto…Babe, gets anything to add?"

"I told you stop call me babe!" Eva roared and some teenagers leaned back from them.

"Not until you tell me why you hit me." The party boy frowned.

"I can't hold it back anymore!" Tyler threw his arms up as everyone turned to the jock, "Eva is jealous because you said Heather is hottest and she really likes you a lot!"

"TYLER, SHUT UP!" The bodybuilder shouted with red face.

"R-R-Really?" Geoff stuttered, "Babe?"

"It's not what you think!" Eva stuttered with crossed arms, "It's not like I threatened the producer to make us co-hosts or something…No, wait, I mean, I really like you because you're cool and cute…No! Wait…" The party boy pulled her in for a kiss and started to make out on the spot, ignored the shocked expression of the viewers.

"I called you babe on purpose because I like it when you get all angry." Geoff confessed before he resumed their make-out.

"…I didn't see that one coming." Noah deadpanned.

"I guess that's a wrap." Izzy popped in front of the camera as she blocked the new unlikely couple, "Geoff and Eva will see you next time."

"If they don't get fired." Trent deadpanned as the couple's make-out get steamier, "Dude…"

"We'll see you on the next aftermath…" Eva resumed her make-out and it kept went on after the show.

* * *

**(Film Lot: Boy's Trailer)**

The boys were sleeping in their beds and enjoy their dreams until a horn blast jolted them up. "Whiz dibs! I called it!" Duncan shouted as he walks toward the door and pulls it but it won't budge. He glanced at the relaxing model, "Hey, a little help?"

"This is day of my manicure." Justin muttered, "To risk any more cuticle damage would be madness."

"Dudes, I got this." Owen said, unawake of the fact that he just cut B off again.

"Uh-oh!" The boys glanced at each other.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Rule number one…" Harold gulped, "Do not wake Owen's beast within first thing in morning…Max learned it the hard way…"

_***Static***_

Max vomited behind his chair before he turns back to the camera with green face, "…Memo to myself, collect this foolish oaf's toxic gas for my evil plan…Ugh!" The aspiring villain quickly turns around to vomit again.

* * *

"Come on!" Owen grunted as he tackled the door and the boys slowly back away from the oaf.

"Owen, we had cowboy beans last night." Harold warned, "You're seriously risking a toxic gas leak."

"That's all I am to you?" The oaf muttered, "Some kind of human fart machine?"

"No, no, you're not." Rodney waved his hands, attempting to calm the angry oaf down.

"We just value our lives is all, all right, big guy?" Duncan said with his arm around Owen's shoulders.

"Aww, I love you guys, and I promise I'll ever blow another morning…" The oaf pulled them all in his hug before releasing a fart, "…Starting now." More farts released into the enclosed trailer, "I mean now."

"…GET US OUT OF HERE!" Max screamed, slammed his fists on the door and the boys scrambled around.

"Up there, dattebayo!" Naruto pointed at the hatch in the ceiling.

"I'll get us out of here." Owen said as he reached for the hatch but the boys dogpile on him to prevent him from blocking their only way out.

"Rodney, you are the tall one here, open it!" Justin screamed as he hold the oaf down, "Where's DJ anyway?!"

* * *

**(Kitchen)**

"Okay, sissy maggot!" Chef barked at DJ, "I'm gonna ride you till your confidence coats the back of a spoon and your self-respect forms stiff perks! No more mama's boy, DJ. Watch and learn!" The cooker chopped the trash on the table with his cleaver.

"Um…" DJ gulped, "What is that?"

"Taste perfection, boy." Chef shoved the trash food in Jamaican giant's mouth, "What you're tasting is pride, maggot, the most important virtue in a man's life. Now stir that pot!"

"If Chef wants pride, momma's gonna show him pride…" DJ muttered as the cooker leave the kitchen, "With her special flavor blend…" He pulled out a can, "Momma spice!"

* * *

**(Trailers)**

The girls finally got out of their trailer and Chris, in police uniform, was going to open the boys' door but Rodney kicked it open. "BOSS, DON'T DIE ON ME!" The country boy kneels on the ground with Max in his arms, the aspiring villain passed out from the toxic gas with his tongue sticking out.

"I think I know how the prisoners felt when they were in gas chamber, dattebayo." Naruto panted heavily and the boys agreed with him.

"Hope you all enjoyed your first taste of the gulag." The host chuckled.

"Gulag?" Lindsay tilted her head, "I didn't get any gulag!"

"Well, prepare for it to get a whole lot of worse, because today…" Chris wiggled his baton, "Is prison-flick challenge!"

"Oh man…" Everyone groaned in unison.

"Lovely." Heather rolled her eyes, "At least we've got the only actual ex-con on our team."

"It was only juvenile detention." Duncan deadpanned, "Don't get too excited."

"Ah, prison." The host sighed happily as he paced around the teams, "The confinement, the claustrophobia, the vile, nasty food! And you're always looking over your shoulder 'cause Mr. Killer dude wants to cut you for taking the last tater tot!"

"Or he'll going to make you his bitch, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled with his castmates.

"Right." Chris nodded, "And no matter how hard you try, digging out spoonfuls of dirt year after year, there's no escape…Until you get voted off, of course."

"Fool, do you think this prison can hold me?" Max huffed, "There is no prison in this world that can imprison me because I am the…"

"Guards, take them to the prison!" The host ignored the aspiring villain's rambling as the interns dragged them against their will.

* * *

**(Prison Set: Cell)**

"Lockdown, people!" Chris laughed.

"…Why am I the only one in straightjacket and mask, dattebayo?" Naruto deadpanned, bounded to the trolley cart and some of the group snickered at him.

"Revenge." The host smirked as B help untied his redhead friend, "Let's get this challenge started! Teams, take a prisoner from the competition! And, Chef…I mean warden…Lock them up!" The teams had their own discussions about who they should pick.

"I think we have to pick Harold." Bridgette said, "Along the Gaffers, he's really easy to beat."

"But what if locking him up means she's out of the challenge, though?" Beth muttered.

"Nah, I don't think so." Justin shook his head, "Who else would be easy to beat?"

* * *

"Remember when Lindsay locked herself in the bathroom?" Heather smirked.

"She lost it!" Gwen snickered, "Drank everyone's shampoos in case any of them were magic potions and then barfed on herself."

B opened his mouth to say something but Duncan cut him off, "What about Max? This midget just lost it this morning."

"Dawn, what do you think?" Leshawna asked since Dawn didn't say anything for a while.

"Ah…" The petite girl blinked, "Either of them, I'm not sure."

* * *

"Choices, Gaffers?" Chris asked after noticed that both of the teams finished their discussion.

"Max!" The Screaming Gaffers said in unison.

"Fools! You'll regret it!" The aspiring villain shook his fist with a sneer.

"Grips, now remember, this is an important choice, especially for perennial losers like yourselves." The host smirked.

"Oh, we shouldn't have any trouble beating Harold." Beth smirked.

"We're done for…" Duncan whispered lowly.

"Today's first game is the prison food challenge!" Chris pulled the sheet off the box to reveal gross foods inside, "Each team of prison chefs whips up the foulest, nastiest, most barf-inducing slop this side of Alcatraz. Harold and Max have to stomach as much as they can. Last one to power-hurl wins!"

"Unhand me, you foolish brute!" The aspiring villain squirmed in Chef's arms before the cooker tossed him in the hanging cage, "I will get you when I get out of here, mark my words!"

"That's what they all say." The host chuckled.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Don't worry, my fans." Harold gave the camera a thumb-up, "I have a mad stomach skill, I can eat anything without hurling!"

* * *

"The winning team gets this!" Chris pulled out a golden shovel.

"What are we supposed to do with a shovel?" Lindsay asked confusingly.

"Prisoners ready…" The host ignored the bombshell as he declared the start of challenge, "And…Culinate!"

* * *

**(Gaffer's Table)**

Duncan tossed some dead roaches in bowl and B poured some of slimy anchovy paste then added some horse lips.

"Um…Chris, where do you even get these things?" Leshawna paled at the food ingredients.

"Might be imported." Harold said from his cage and no one noticed that DJ just used his momma spice.

"I got the gravy, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he poured some of them in the bowl and mashed them together with masher.

* * *

**(Grip's Table)**

"Nice work, Beth." Justin smirked as the said girl handed him some used brushes, "I know I could count on you." Beth giggled shyly before she fainted on the spot as the model collected the hairs from the brushes for the prison food.

"Got the toilet water like you asked, Jo." Rodney ran to the jockette with cup of dirty water.

"Give me that!" Jo swiped it from his hand and pour it in the bowl, never noticed the gasping country boy stared at her with his love-vision. Owen scratched his head over the bowl and the host gagged at the sight of dandruff in the bowl.

* * *

"Time's up!" Chris announced, "And, jailbirds, hope your appetites are primed."

"Feeling queasy?" Justin taunted the nerd.

"I can take it." Harold crossed his arms with his nose in air.

"Here you go, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as Max received his bowl, "Enjoy it."

"Bah, things I do for world domination." The aspiring villain mumbled to himself.

"Are you maggots ready?" Their host smirked.

"Hey, that's my line!" Chef growled at his cowering boss.

"Eh…One minute to down that chow!" Chris grinned, "And…Dig in!" Harold takes the first bite and gagging as he resists the bile in his throat.

"Mmm…" Max slowly lift the spoon to his mouth before bite it, "…Wow, that's good than I thought." He took another bite, "It tastes like mommy's homemade foods…Mommy!" The aspiring villain wailed before shoving the bowl into his face and ravaged it like an animal, ignored the bewilderment stares from the teams. Harold glanced at Max and the sight of the aspiring villain ravaging the bowl caused him to throw up on the spot.

"Max keeps it down for the Killer Grips and wins the reward!" The host chuckled and the said team cheered for their team members.

"Can I have second?" Max asked with a grin.

"Um…No." Chris shook his head, "On positive side, you and your team have the golden shovel. They'll be thanking you in the elimination challenge!"

"Sorry guys…" Harold groaned and B opened his mouth but the nerd puked on the spot, caused the silent boy to cover his mouth with grimace.

* * *

**(Prison Set: Yard)**

"Elimination Challenge!" Chris shouted with a grin, "Here we go! No get-out-of-jail-free cards here, people! This is escape from Total Drama Pen!" Some castmates rolled their eyes at him as he start to explaining the challenge, "Each team must hop in their laundry carts while one member pushes through the obstacle course to freedom." The camera showed the obstacles of the course, "When you reach the wall, get digging. First team to reach the boxcar to freedom wins immunity. Convicts, select a pusher."

"I'll do it!" DJ raised his hand in air.

"Are you sure?" Gwen asked and the giant nodded with a smile.

"So, which of you guys is pushing us?" Beth asked the Grips team.

"Rodney, you push the cart." Justin said, "You're stronger than Owen here."

"That's true." Jo grunted.

"Um…If you say so." The country boy rubbed his neck, he was really nervous.

* * *

"That is it, teams." Chris said as the teams tensed up for the signal, "On your marks, get set…Escape!" Rodney and DJ raced against each other with the carts, the Grips have the lead by an inch. They maneuver around the courses, dodging the obstacles and cheering their pushers on.

"Um…Rodney." Beth gulped at the approaching wall.

"Rodney." Justin said.

"RODNEY!" Jo shouted and the country boy looks up to see the wall before skidded on his feet as the cart lightly bump into the wall, jolted the oaf up from his nap.

"Oh, I was having this terrible dream." Owen mumbled, "I was on this show and we were in prison, and we had to…Aw, nuts! Uh, beer nuts!"

"Get digging, Sleepy McBumperhead!" Beth shoved the golden shovel in the oaf's hands since Rodney got tired from pushing them past his limit.

"We better hurry." Dawn muttered as the Gaffers reached their destination and start to digging with spoons while the boys used their own hands.

"Um…Can I have spoon?" Harold whimpered, "I don't want to hurt my hand…"

"Shut it and dig!" Heather's roar caused the nerd to yelp and dug the ground with haste.

* * *

**(Boxcar)**

"So, you ever seen that prison flick, the one with guy in it?" Chris nudged Chef, "You know, the guy with the face?" The cooker just shrugged and it was awkward silence for a while. "So…Are you doing anything after work?" Chris swung his legs around, "We could also rent a…" Chef glared at him for making it more awkward, "Or not. I'm busy anyway…Very busy, I was just throwing it out there…"

"Chris…"

"Yeah?"

"Shut the fuck up."

"Okay."

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"Yeah, all right." Harold grinned at the diggers, "Now that's what I'm talking about!"

"Hey, stop lazing around and help us!" Duncan growled.

"Yeah, we better hurry up because Gwen's claustrophobia is starting to catch up, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the fidgeting goth girl, he was glad that B and Dawn was there to calm her down a little. The silent boy turned his head to the nerd and raised his index finger in air with an opening mouth before they hear some rumble in tunnel. They turned their heads to the end of tunnel to see a certain head poked out of the wall. "E-Scope?!" Izzy barked at them with a smile.

"Yep, I'd say that's her." Duncan smirked at DJ.

"Yeah, I've been living underground amongst the prairie dogs!" The crazy girl giggled as the prairie dog popped up from her hat and howled angrily at the baffled Gaffers. "Aw, Butchie! It's okay! These are my friends and lover!"

"How many times do I tell you…" The redhead facepalmed.

"You were a Killer Grip, one of our enemies." The queen bee sneered.

"Friends, enemies." Izzy grinned, "Living down here, it changes, like, your whole perspective…Follow me! I know a shortcut to the finish line!" Everyone glanced at each other worriedly.

* * *

After the long trek from Izzy's shortcut, Leshawna pushed the rock out of the way and lifted herself out of the hole. "Aw, heck no!" The sassy girl groaned at the cheering Grips, it turned out that the Killer Grips just beat them by large margin.

"We won, we won!" Izzy giggled.

"We?" Leshawna narrowed her eyes at the crazy girl.

"What? It's way more fun to be on the winning team!" Izzy skipped to the Grips team.

"They won?" Gwen sighed, "Guess our streak is broke now."

The Killer Grips blinked at the incoming crazy girl, "All right, Killer Grips! High-five!"

"But we voted you off…" Lindsay said.

"Uh-uh!" Izzy waved it off, "You voted off Kaleidoscope."

"…" Owen rubbed his head, "So, Izzy's still technically in the game."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Sometime I hate loophole…" Chris glared with crossed arms.

* * *

"Gaffers, see you at Gilded Chris ceremony." The host chuckled at the said team and walk away from them.

"Jeez, we could win this one if some of us pull our weight around." The nerd sighed, never noticed the glares from his team.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

The Screaming Gaffers members casted their votes and waited for the result to reach their host. "Time's up!" Chris smirked, "I'll tally the votes. Duncan, Leshawna, DJ, Naruto, B, Heather, and Dawn, another award and another day to compete." The said castmates received their awards and it was down between Gwen and Harold. "The final Gilded Chris and another chance at the million goes to…"

"…" Gwen gulps.

"…" Harold crossed his arms.

"…" The host grinned, "Gwen!"

"What!" The nerd gasped, "But I did help out a lot!"

B opened his mouth, only to be beat by Duncan. "By puked at one bite and leave us with hard labor?" The punk grunted.

"Dead man walking!" Chef said as he handcuffed the nerd and shoves him to make him walk.

"Leshawna, wait for me when I get out!" Harold hollered.

"Not on your life!" Leshawna rolled her eyes, "Just give up."

"Well…" Chris chuckled, "It's lunch time so go and get your chow."

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

"Hey, Bri-chan." The surfer girl glanced up to her smiling boyfriend as he sat down next to her and give her a peck on lips.

"Hey, Naruto." Bridgette smiled, "You're not going to sit with your team?"

"Nah, I just want to spend some time with you, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "It felt weird to be away from you, even if we are on different teams."

"That's true." The surfer girl giggled, "Um…How are you getting along with the new guys?"

"B and Dawn? It's great because I know B way back and Dawn is really interesting, dattebayo." The redhead smiled, never noticed the nervous glance from his girlfriend.

"How interesting?" Bridgette asked.

"Hmm, very interesting!" Naruto grinned as he chews some of his lunch, "She said that she can see people's auras and read their future with tea leaves. She also can do a lot of awesome stuff, dattebayo. You will like her a lot."

"…Really?" The surfer girl bit the inside of her cheek.

"Yep, what about you with the new guys?" The redhead asked with a grin.

"Well, Rodney is really nice person but he kept stammering a lot when he talks to any girls." Bridgette sighed, "Max is…Um…Enthusiast? He always talks about taking over the world and evil stuff."

"Yeah, he's also interesting, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the aspiring villain as he discussed his plan with the country boy and chuckled.

"But Jo is kinda hard to get along with." The surfer girl twirled her hair, "She's like Eva but with less temper and very forward." Her boyfriend opened his mouth to say something but a certain voice speak out of the loudspeaker from somewhere within the film lot.

"Everyone, report to the studio 42 for your next challenge!" Chris' voice chuckled, "Starting now!"

"Well, good luck, Bri-chan." Naruto kissed the surfer girl's forehead before he joined his team.

"Yeah…" Bridgette sighed, at least she got to spend some time with the redhead, even if it was short.

* * *

**(Studio)**

"Um…Why is the lights out?" Duncan muttered in the dark as the teams glance around the studio for their host or his co-worker.

"It all starts with Romeo and Juliet." Chris' voice echoed around the studio, "Then come along are 'A Moment to Remember', 'The Painted Veil', 'The English Patient', and one movie that stand above them…Titanic!" The studio's lights lit up to reveal a prop of ship hull and what stands on top of the hull was something that some of the castmates want to claw their eyes out. It was Chef in a dress, completed with blonde wig, and Chris, in 1910's clothes, hugged the cooker from behind. They both were doing the famous Titanic pose.

"…Now I'm scarred for life."Gwen deadpanned.

"They all have one thing in common…Romantic Tragedy!" Chris break the hug, ignored the screaming cooker as he fall down to the ground, and turned to the teams. "Your challenge is to make your own romantic tragedy scene!" The host announced as he jumped down and lands on his co-worker.

"So do we have to choose our actor and actress?" Leshawna asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nope!" Chris gestured at the lottery machines that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere, "These lottery machines will chose for you!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh great!" Duncan groaned, "I don't do the sappy stuff, it's not my style."

_***Static***_

"I hope it don't pick me!" Rodney gulped, "I get all sweaty and nervous!"

_***Static***_

"Eh…" Jo grunted, "I hate mushy stuff but if it's what the challenge requested then I have no say in that as long as I have to win."

* * *

The host holds up a ball and they can see a picture of his face on it. "If your face appeared on the ball, you are chose to be the main characters." Chris explained, "As you see there are two of them meaning that one will have the boys' faces, another one with girls' faces…Ready? Let's start with Killer Grips…Chef?" The cooker tossed the balls in the machines and starts them up.

"The chosen Grips are…" Chef said as he picks the winner balls, "Justin and…Jo!"

"What!" The jockette snarled with widened eyes, "Replace me with someone else!"

"No take-back, re-do, so on!" The host smirked, "Now for the Screaming Gaffers…"

"The Gaffers are…" The cooker raised a ball to show the teams, "Naruto and…" Chef blinked at the chosen ball, "Dawn!"

"Me?" The petite girl blinked.

"And with that, the teams have a lot of things to do from pre-production to post-production!" Chris chuckled as he walk away before stop in his track, "Oh, I forget one thing…The scene might have a final kiss between the actor and actress, meaning it's a kiss scene! And it has to be a real kiss! How great is that?!"

"…"

"…" The teams glanced at the chosen castmates.

"…WHAT!" Jo screamed and Justin just shrugged his shoulders.

"NANI!" Naruto shouted.

"…Ah." Dawn tilted her head.

'No…' Bridgette glanced at the redhead nervously.

"You can't do that!" Heather stomped her feet.

"The producers pick it, not me." The host smirked, "You better start now because you only have a few hours left." The teams glance at each other.

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"I think we should do a fantasy theme?" Gwen asked her team.

"Why?" Duncan raised his eyebrow at the goth girl and some of the Gaffers was curious about it. She opens her mouth to explain, only to close it when they hear someone call out for the redhead.

"Naruto, can we talk?" Bridgette asked nervously and the said boy glanced back at his team to see his leader nodded at him.

"Sure." Naruto followed the surfer girl as he turned his head back to the Gaffers, "I'll catch up when I get back, dattebayo."

* * *

After made sure that they are out of earshot, Bridgette rubbed her arm nervously and turned to Naruto. "Um…The kiss scene…" The surfer girl stammered before the redhead hold her shoulders.

"Bri-chan, you don't have to worry about it." Naruto smiled gently, "I know you don't like it but it's just a movie kiss and it really don't mean anything, dattebayo."

"I know…It's just…" Bridgette chew on her lips, she want to tell him that she's afraid of losing him to someone else and that she kept worried a lot when he gets closer to the girls but she can't do it. "Ugh…" The surfer girl groaned softly.

"…Bri-chan." Bridgette look up and widened her eyes as Naruto give her a deep kiss before break it. "You're one of my precious people and the one that I love more than anyone, dattebayo." Naruto pulled her in hug, "Don't forget that."

"…I love you more." The surfer girl snuggled into his chest with a smile, she trusts the redhead but inside her mind, she was still afraid.

* * *

**(Killer Grip)**

"I'm not gonna kiss you!" Jo snarled as she crossed her arms and Justin rolled his eyes at her.

"You know it's just a kiss…" Max muttered before the jockette pick him up in air and glared at the cowering aspiring villain.

"I'm not gonna give my first kiss to this damn pretty boy!" Jo growled.

"Um…Then can we use transparent tape?" Owen said.

"…Fine!" The jockette dropped Max as he quickly hid behind the oaf, "Why does it have to pick me out of all?!"

"I found some outfits…" Rodney walked to the group with a couple of outfits in his hands.

"Oh, thank, Rodney!" Beth smiled and grabbed the outfits, caused the country boy to stuttered again.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh no, now I have three girlfriends at same time!" Rodney gasped, "Leshawna, my first love…Beth, my second love…And Jo, my third love!" The country boy wailed in his hands, "What am I going to do? I have to make my choice!"

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

Naruto joined his team and chuckled at his silent friend as he kept tried to get a word in, only to cut off by someone else. "Great, I guess we have to scrape the ending and…" Gwen mumbled to herself, starting to erase the plan on paper before the redhead stops her.

"We don't have to." Naruto chuckled, "B is really good with CGI, he can do it under a few minutes, dattebayo." The members turned their head to the nodding silent boy.

"That's great!" The goth girl smiled as she turned her head to the Jamaican giant, "Are the outfits done?"

"They are." DJ nodded, "Dawn is trying it on and Leshawna's with her to adjust the size if necessity."

"No need." Everyone jumped in air at the sudden appearance of the petite girl, "It's perfect." She was wearing a green minidress, decorated with leaves all over, and a fake crown of thorns on her head. She has curls with fringe hairstyle and she was barefoot.

"Wow, you look really good, dattebayo." Naruto smiled and some of the Gaffers agreed with him.

"I admit that I'm little nervous." Dawn said with blank expression.

"Really, why?" The Jamaican giant raised his eyebrows.

"Because it's going to be my first kiss." The Gaffers turned their heads to shocked redhead.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Let's just film and get over with it!" Heather stomped away from them with a growl and the redhead glanced at her with concern in his eyes.

* * *

**(Theater)**

Chris gives the castmates a cheesy grin as they take their seats on two separated benchers, one for each team. "Okay, are you guys ready?" The host gestured to Chef in state box in the balcony as the cooker pulled out an opera glasses, "Chef will be the judge for this challenge. The one that get best reaction out of him, win the challenge and the losing team will send a loser home!"

"That's gonna be tough one." Duncan whispered to his team.

"Okay, first up is Killer Grip." Chris chuckled, "Tell us the name of your characters and we'll play your scene."

"I play as Isaac and Jo play as Mary." Justin rubbed his neck nervously, he know it was going to be bad because there was a lot of incidents during the filming, like Jo want to do her own makeup and refusing to have Lindsay helping her.

"And…Play!" The host signaled the intern to turn the film projector on.

* * *

**(Grip: The Farewell)**

Isaac stared at Mary as she hid her face behind her pillow and he holds her hand. "Mary, look at me." Isaac whispered softly, "I want to see your face, I don't care if you look bad or not…Please let me see you for the last time…"

"Fine…" Mary removed her pillow to reveal a…clown makeup and a bald cup with some hairs poking out.

"Mmmph…" Isaac bit his lips to resists the laughter, "T-T-Thank you, Mary…I don't know what to do when you pass away. I don't want to fall in love with anyone else…"

"I want you to move on, find a new love." Mary said as the camera slowly panning out to show the Grip members before they quickly back out of it, "I want to thank you for love me…Thank you…"

"Mary…" Isaac lean in to kiss Mary and oddly there was a tape appeared on her lips out of nowhere.

"I…Love…You…" Mary groaned as she suddenly turns her head to the camera with her tongue out and crossed her eyes.

"Maaaaary!" Isaac held her body with a wail.

**(The End)**

* * *

"…" No one in the theater said anything for a while.

"…"

"…"

"…Worst romantic tragedy scene ever." Chef crossed his arms with a scowl.

"Ouch, that looks bad for the Killer Grips!" Chris winced, "They better hope that the Gaffer bomb their scene…Gaffers, tell me the name of your characters."

"Dawn plays as Gaia the Dryad and Naruto play as Sir Ward." Gwen said.

"Oooh, sound like medieval!" The host chuckled, "Play it!"

* * *

**(Gaffer: Eternal Love)**

"Why did you take the arrow for me?" Gaia asked emotionless as she stared at Ward and the knight cough the blood out of his mouth, the arrow stick out of his chest. "You know that I can't die from mortal wound so why?"

"Heh, I told you before…" Ward chuckled softly, "I refuse to see my lady getting hurt…"

"Indeed you did but what is the real reason?" Gaia kneeled next to him and ran her hand across his red hair.

"…You're my lady…" Ward smiled softy, "The one that I fall for…I gladly will give you my life as long as you won't get wound…" The knight coughed out more blood, "After all, I love you…"

"Love?" Gaia blinked at him, "You know that it's impossible for me to understand the human emotions because I'm…"

"I know, my lady…" Ward slowly placed his hand on her cheek, "I know you're a spirit of nature but I don't care about it…" He chuckled, "Dryad or not…I just want you to know that I value our memories together…Do you remember how we met?"

"Yes, I do…" Gaia grasped on his hand as she nuzzled it, "After that, you bring me out of the woods and show me the world that I never know about…" She blinked at the chuckling knight, "What is it?"

"I was right…You do have a beautiful smile…" Gaia touched her lips, she was smiling for the first time. "My lady…May I ask for a kiss?" Ward wiped the blood off his mouth, "I would like that…"

"…Yes, you may." Gaia slowly leans against him and give him a soft kiss as she caress his hairs before she rest on his chest, ignoring the blood. "…I believe I love you…" The dryad snuggled on his chest with a light smile.

"…I love you too…I'm so sleepy…" Ward slowly close his eyes, "…Will you…be here…when I…wake…up…"

"…Yes…" Gaia wrapped her arms around the knight's waist, "I will…" A lone tear slowly fall down her face, "I will be waiting for you…Even if it will take eternity. I love you, Sir Ward."

"…"

"…" Gaia slowly closed her eyes as the fireflies floating around the clearing of woods and her body slowly breaks down in vines. It entwining the knight's body and become a giant tree that stood tallest above all trees.

**(Fin)**

* * *

"W-W-Ward…G-G-Gaia…" Chef sniffled as the tears appeared in his eyes, "…Tears…Permission granted!" The cooker bawled his eyes out, "Sir Ward! Lady Gaia!"

"…I feel all fuzzy inside and I don't like it…" Chris whispered to himself with a sniffle, "Screaming Gaffer won!" The said team cheered together as the host turned to the Killer Grips, "Grips, you know the drill."

* * *

**(Justin)**

The model rubbed his chin and takes a few glances at his team, who will be the one that he has to kick off? He can't kick Owen, Lindsay, and Beth out because they will do anything what he said because of his charm…Bridgette? No, everyone likes her more. Rodney? No, he's more useful with his muscles…It's either Max or Jo…Of course! Justin glances at a certain castmate and smirk evilly.

* * *

**(****Craft Service Tent)**

"Hey, Heat-chan." Naruto sat down next to his childhood friend, "What's the matter?"

"I don't know what you mean." Heather mumbled.

"You can't fool me, I know there's something up with you and I want to help you, dattebayo." The redhead sighed, "Please…"

"…I felt like there's a distance between us now…" The queen bee sighed, "Since we got here, you hang out with everyone but…You barely spend some time with me."

"Nani!" Naruto jerked his head up with widened eyes, "I don't know that…Ugh, gomen…I don't mean to…"

"I know…" Heather fidgeted with her fingers, "I…I just got really mad because I want to say something soon but I can't…"

"…Tell you what, dattebayo." The redhead ruffled her hair, "You can ask me anything and I will do it."

"You promise?" The queen bee perked up and in her head, it's a perfect chance!

"Hai, I promise and I never go back on my word, dattebayo!" Naruto gave her a wide grin.

"Then take me out on a mock date." Heather crossed her arms with a light blush, "J-J-Just for a practice!"

"Eh?" Her childhood friend blinked, "Who are you planning to ask out?"

"Not telling you! Just take me out for a mock date!" The queen bee stuttered, she can't let him know that the mock date is a cover-up for a real date with him.

"Okay, then it's a mock date." Naruto chuckled, never noticed a smirk from his childhood friend.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

Chris chuckled at the frowning Grips before clear his throat, "Sometime actors and actresses make mistake by taking a film that bomb so hard…" The host laughed, "Nah, your scene is so bad that it's not a bomb but actually a nuclear bomb!"

"Shove it up your ass!" Jo grunted.

"Anyway, you know the rules, if you don't get the award, you're out of here!" Chris called out their names as he tossed them to the lucky castmates, "Bridgette, Izzy, Owen, Justin, Lindsay, Beth, Rodney…" He smirked at Max and Jo, "It's down to you…The one who get the final award is…"

"…" Max glared at the host.

"…" Jo smirked at the aspiring villain, there's no way that she can be vote out…

"Max!" The said boy grinned evilly.

"Wait, what!" The jockette jolted up with a deadly glare, "You voted me out instead of this midget villain wannabe!"

"Hey, I'm not wannabe!" Max glared, "I'm the evil villain that will rule the world with iron fist! For that, I will have you do the…"

"Shut it!" Jo kicked him in groin and stomped toward the Lame-o-sine.

"…Mommy…" The aspiring villain groaned weakly.

"Well…See you later!" Chris chuckled, watching the limousine drove away from the film lot.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"And with her out of the way, I can take over the team! I'm so evil and smart!" Max laughed evilly, "…Hey, Naruto's advice work! I can do the evil laughter now! Bwa-hahahahahahahahaha!"

_***Static***_

"Oh, Max, you know what will be so evil?" Justin acted out with his explanation, "If you kick Jo out, there will be only one leader to lead the team and that's you. You will have seven minions to order around instead of one…Pfft!" The model snorted, "So easy! Now I don't have to worry about Jo in the future."

* * *

**(Trailers)**

It was night time already and the teams walked back to their trailers. "Everything is so much smaller than I remembered!" Izzy giggled.

"I still can't believe you trick Chris and get back in here." Duncan muttered, "But again, you're just crazy anyway."

"Thank you!" The crazy girl grinned as she glanced around her surrounding, "I remember that bush! I remember that tree! I…Oh!" She tripped on the rock, "Oh, I remember that rock! Hey, rock!"

"You're not the only one." Heather whispered to the punk with a sneer, "With her back, they totally negated our numbers advantage. And that's the only advantage we had."

"Don't be starting something, girl!" Leshawna threatened.

"Easy, girl, she was just putting her two cents in." Duncan grunted as some of Gaffers stared at him with widened eyes, "No need to bite someone's head off." The sassy girl was about to say something but the bombshell give out a loudest yawn.

"Well, good night, everybody." Lindsay muttered, only to bump into the locked door.

"Hey, who locked the door?" The punk growled after checking the door.

"I bet it's Chris." Gwen deadpanned.

"Wait, wait! Let me try it!" Izzy tackled the door, only to bounce off the door and fall down to the ground as the teams heard a siren. "COPS!" The crazy girl ducked in the bush.

"Um…Nah, it's ambulance, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head as the said vehicle stopped by and dropped the covered stretcher off before it speed off.

"Eww!" Heather shuddered at the covered body, "What is that, a dead body?"

"Or an undead body." Duncan muttered, you can't be sure about anything on this show. Everyone screamed as the body bolt up in its' seat and the sheet fall off to reveal their host.

"Boo!" Chris smirked as Max jumped in Rodney's arms, "Calm yourselves. No one's dead yet. I'm here to prep you plucky ducks for our most challenge yet…"

"Oh, come on!" The goth girl threw her arms up, "You kept throwing challenge after challenges, when the hell will we get a fucking break?!"

"Um…You will get a break soon." The host gulped before he grinned, "These textbooks hold the sum total of eight years of med school, and each one of you gets one, 'cause tomorrow…" He tossed the textbooks to each castmates, "We're gonna play doctor!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I hate doctors." Duncan snorted, "They just get off on telling people stuff they don't want to hear…Like, 'don't pick at that scab' or 'if you eat nothing but pickled eggs, you'll die'. Hey, don't tell me what I can't eat!" He paused to grin, "Now, playing doctor, I can handle."

_***Static***_

B opened his mouth to say something but the knock cut him off. "Is someone in there?" Max's voice called out before he walks in to see the silent boy.

"…"

"…"

"…Get out of my chair!" The aspiring villain pointed at the door and B rolled his eyes.

* * *

"To win this challenge, you're gonna want to memorize the entire contents of these textbooks…" Chris explained, "By morning!"

"But it's already so late!" Heather snarled.

"You got that right!" The host smirked as Chef drove up to them in a pizza cart, "What med school all-nighter would be complete without pizza!" Owen dropped his textbook with a gasp and grabbed the stack of pizza boxes from the cooker.

"That smells good!" The oaf smelled the aroma with a beaming face.

"It's gotta be a trick." Leshawna narrowed her eyes in suspicion.

"More like method acting." Chris said as he hopped on the cart, "Med school interns consume 850% more pizza than the average human. So dig in…'cause there's plenty more where that came from." The cart drove away from the teams.

"Look okay…" Duncan examined the piece of pizza, "Smells okay…Tastes…" He took a bite, "Incredible!"

"What?" Bridgette blinked.

"How is that even impossible?" The queen bee stared at the stack of pizza boxes.

* * *

**(Kitchen)**

DJ tossed the pizza dough in air as Chef smirked at the Jamaican giant, "Keep 'em coming! I'll add the final cheesy touch." The cooker poured out some powder with a sinister laughter.

"My team's gonna wonder where I am." DJ gulped.

"Not as long as they're eating, they won't!" Chef grunted, "So hush up and spin that dough! Spin like the wind!"

* * *

**(Killer Grip)**

"Hey Beth, do I squint when I read?" Justin asked.

"I don't know." Beth shuddered with sweaty face, "Your shirt's distracting me…Unless you…" The farmer girl halted in her sentence as the model tossed his shirt away and starts to drool all over his chest. "I'll just read the book to you!" She swatted the model's book away, "Spare your beautiful eyes."

"…Big words hurt my brain!" Rodney clutched his head with a roar.

"Do you want my help?" Bridgette asked, "I'll explain anything if you don't understand."

"Um…Ah…T-T-tha…Gotta use the bathroom!" The country boy rushed off.

"Hey, you know what my brothers and me did once?" Owen grinned at Lindsay, "We had a no-hands pizza-off! You should have been there!"

"Oooh, I wanna see it!" The bombshell smiled, "Did you win?"

"Oh yeah, I did!" The oaf giggled, "Only by one! Johnny almost beat me!"

"No, no, no!" Max shouted at the crazy girl as he pressed his finger on the page, "Oxidative stress is not a stress! It has something to do with antioxidant level!"

"Nah, it's not!" Izzy giggled and the aspiring villain released a furious growl with his hands in air.

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"This pizza is rad!" Duncan chews on his pizza, "Who knew Chef could rock the sauce?"

"I agree with you." Gwen nods as she read her textbook, "Lately his foods are getting better now."

"You're not going to eat any, Leshawna?" Dawn asked.

"Nah, I don't." The sassy girl muttered.

"Well, no pizza for Leshawna means more for the rest of us." The punk shrugged.

"Hey, have anyone seen DJ, dattebayo?" Naruto glanced around and B opened his mouth to say…

"I've been here the whole time, obviously!" DJ cut the silent boy off as he show up from under the table, "Now hand me some pie." The punk tossed him the piece of pizza before the giant bite it, "I…Am…Good…"

"Say what?" Heather raised her eyebrows.

"Ha!" Leshawna snorted, "Well, I'm not gonna just watch y'all eat. Tomorrow's a reward challenge. No need to bust our humps when no one's getting kicked off."

"The lady has a point." Duncan grunted as he joined the sassy girl in walkout, "I'm out."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I could have forced them to stay, but it's not like they'll help us win." Heather waved it off, "I mean, medical terms? Please! Those two will only come in handy if the challenge is about piercings or plus-sized shopping." She crossed her arms.

* * *

"Naruto, can you explain this part?" Dawn asked as she move closer to the redhead with her textbook and Heather swore that she can see a faintly pink dusting across the petite girl, listening to the redhead's explanation.

"…Idiot, explain here!" The queen bee suddenly appears at Naruto's side with a glare and a blush on her face.

Gwen shakes her head at them and turns her head to the silent boy. "Does that happen often back home?" The goth girl's answer was just an nod.

* * *

**(Studio 5)**

The next day, the tired teams waited for their host to show up and start the damn challenge so they can get some sleep. "My brain is so full…" Lindsay rubbed her head and the country boy nodded with her, too many big words…Too many!

"Oh, man!" Duncan smirked with Leshawna, "Nothing like a good night's sleep. Am I right?"

"Duncan, I know you're a nice guy …" Bridgette grumbled, "I have a headache and you better shut it right now…"

"Whoa, your girl is very cranky in morning." The punk blinked at the grumbling surfer girl and the redhead chuckled, he knows that his girlfriend is not a morning person.

"Morning, competitors!" Chris shouted at them with a grin as he pulled out huge t-shirt cannon, "Or should I say, doctors?" He fired the cannon and coated them in doctor outfits. "Ready for today's big challenge?" The host asked.

"Some of us are more ready than others." Heather muttered.

"You made your choice, I made mine!" Leshawna snarled, caused the queen bee to jump.

"Ooh, tension!" Chris grinned, "My favorite with drama on top! Let's take it inside."

* * *

"Today's reward challenge is called 'visiting hours'!" The host revealed their challenge as they stand in a huge room with two vats and tables, "And only one member of the winning team will get to enjoy the reward."

"If only one of us gets the prize, why even bother trying to win?" Duncan raised one of his eyebrows.

"A challenge is a challenge." Leshawna sighed, "It's one for all and all for one."

"Yeah, but if we win, who gets to be the one?" The punk grunted.

"The person who most directly contributes to the win." Heather crossed her arms

"I'll sit it out, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "…Unless it's ramen." Everyone rolled their eyes at his ramen addiction.

"You just had a ramen this morning." Gwen deadpanned.

"Only one bowl…" The redhead pouted.

"Eyes on me!" The host clapped his hands to get their attention, "Okay, let's see if that will help you and your team assemble a cadaver!"

"You mean like a dead body?" Lindsay gasped in horror.

"No, I mean like a giant dead body!" Chris grinned, "These kegs contain the dismembered parts of two identical cadavers. Each players will climb their respective team ladder, strap on the bungee cord, and jump into the tank…with hopes of retrieving a body part. Any parts you find will be snapped in place on the platforms." He paused to take a breath as he gestured at the electricity machines, "Use those chains to raise them all the way to the roof, where they'll be reanimated by a blast of lighting! First team to bring a FrankenChris to life wins."

"So we're mad doctors?" Max smirked evilly, he really like to play as mad doctor.

"First crack goes to the team who can tell me how to treat someone with a bean stuck up their nose." The host pointed at his nose.

"Ooh! Ooh!" Beth waved her arm in air, "Administer two CC's of pain meds and probe the affected area with a sterile swab."

"Correctamundo!" Chris nodded.

"Yes!" The farmer girl cheered to herself as she climbs up the ladder and jump into the vat with a scream before the bungee cord pull her out with electrifying eel, shocking her in process. "What the hell was that?!" Beth gaped at the host.

"Oh, yeah! I forget to mention the electric eels." Chris gave them an apologetic smile but they know it was fake, "Three zaps and you're out." The farmer girl jump again and finally get the first piece of the cadaver.

"Okay, next question!" The host chuckled, "Your patient has an itchy, red inflammation on their butt. Diagnosis?" B opened his mouth but the queen bee cut him off.

"Diaper rash." Heather answered, "Apply salve repeatedly to achieve humectant dispersion."

"Yes!" Chris grinned and two zaps later, the queen bee got Gaffers their first piece. "Next question." The host turned to the Grip team, "Your patient's got a white tongue, red eyes, and they're oozing gooey crud. Diagnosis?"

"Oh, oh! I know this!" Owen bounced, "Pinkis Eye-itis. Treat with two rounds of flobberty gibbitz!"

"Absolutely correct!" Chris whispered to the camera, "I messed around with some of the terms in the textbook."

"You were right…" Gwen whispered to the chuckling redhead as the oaf leaped into the vat and got the second body part on first try.

"Awesome!" Owen tossed it to his team.

"Don't let it touch my hair!" Justin juggled the slimy body part before Bridgette grabs it in the air and placed it on the table.

"Chill, Justin." The surfer girl rolled her eyes at the freaking-out model.

"Smells like earwax?" The host said quickly to speed the challenge up.

"Pineapple-itis." DJ answered.

* * *

After series of questions and lot of interruption for the silent boy, they tied by five as the host turned to the Screaming Gaffers. "Your patient just developed a ramen addiction, become dense as rock in social, and lost control when scratched on face. Diagnosis?" The host smirked.

"Na-Ram-itis." Naruto answered, "No known cure…Man, I felt sorry for these guys who have it, dattebayo."

'You're a moron…' Almost everyone thought in unison.

"Correct!" Chris laughed as Naruto jumped into the tank and got the head part. "The Gaffers ahead by…" The host smirked, "A head!"

"We can't let them beat us again!" Max growled, receiving a lot of nods from his team.

"Gwen, let's make alliance." Leshawna whispered to the goth girl, "You, me, Duncan, we'll vote for Heather and get this bitch out of the game."

"Um…" Gwen glanced around, "I'm not sure…"

"What?" The sassy girl gasped angrily, "We have to get the bitch out right now or she'll play us all like what she did on the Island."

"I know but for now, I'm not going to get in any alliance right now." The goth girl rubbed her neck, "Sorry."

"Fine!" Leshawna stomped away with a huff and Gwen sighed.

* * *

"Yes! Last piece coming your way!" DJ tossed the last body part to his team.

"The Gaffers have their cadaver." Chris announced as the Killer Grips got their final body part at same time, "Time to start yanking some chain, and be quick about it, 'cause the Grips are right behind you!" Both of the teams pulled the chains as they raised their cadavers to the ceiling, "The Grips are still in this. Whose cadaver will hit the roof first?"

"It's so exciting, I can't take it!" Izzy bounced on her feet and Bridgette shakes her head before she catch a glimpse of something on the oaf's arm.

"Owen, what is that?" The surfer girl lifts the oaf's arm to see a red circle on his elbow.

"Oh, and he's burning up, just like my passionate soul for Red!" The crazy girl gasped after checked Owen's temperature and the oaf burped out a foulest stench.

"Oh, lemony!" Owen tasted his foul breath.

"Hold on…" Justin squirted his eyes in thought, "Red sores, fever, lemony burp…Aren't those symptoms of one of the diseases in the book?"

"Page 753, Mortotistical Crumples disease." Beth muttered, "And it's fatal!" Everyone gasped in horror.

"Mortotistical Crumples isn't just fatal, it's highly contagious!" Heather shouted.

"Okay, looks like it's quarantine time." Chris quickly ran out of the room, "See ya. Wouldn't want to be you!" They can hear him hammering the boards on the door as barrier.

* * *

"Seriously weird." Duncan narrowed his eyes, "Owen somehow gets infected with a fatal disease?"

"I'm sure it's just a…" Owen gulped as he fidgeted with his fingers, "24-hour kind of fatal."

"O!" Lindsay sobbed into the oaf's chest, "I don't want you to go!"

"Quarantine Owen, quick!" Gwen cried as Beth pumped up the bubble ball and the group tossed the oaf inside the bubble ball.

"I see another sore…" Heather screamed as she pointed at…"On DJ!"

"It's got to be some kind of mistake!" DJ cried before they toss him in another bubble ball.

"Hey, hey, take it eas…" Naruto stopped in midsentence before he passed out on the floor.

"Naruto!" The group shouted.

"Oh no! He's in coma!" Dawn said worriedly and Rodney picks him up before placed the redhead on the stretcher.

"Getting claustrophobic." Owen laughed nervously.

"Is that another symptom?" Lindsay whimpered.

"Get me out of this crazy thing!" The oaf laughed maniacally in his ball as it bounced around the room, "Ding, ding, ding, ding!"

"Great." Heather muttered as she checked on Naruto with Bridgette, "Now Owen's not only infectious, he's a deranged pinball of death."

"We have to make sure that no one else is infected!" The surfer girl spoke up.

"Yeah, if I recall it correctly, the symptoms of Mortotistical Crumples disease…Include coma…" Max started to list off the symptoms.

"Explosive Diarrhea…" The bombshell ran into the port-o-potty, holding her stomach and Bridgette hopped in one place, next to the potty.

"Itchy lips…" Justin scratched his lips wildly and Dawn just poked her lip lightly.

"Sudden hot flashes…" Beth fanned herself with sweats all over her face.

"Sea sickness…" Heather vomited and B covered his mouth with green face.

"Speaking in tongues…" Izzy and Rodney both bubbled in gibberish.

"And temporary blindness." Gwen stumbled around with blinking eyes as Max glance up before he gasped, "I'M BLIND!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I know it's meant to be dangerous and all, but it's still a show." Leshawna crossed her arms with an eyeroll, "No way they'd actually let somebody up and die in here. Am I right?"

_***Static***_

"Hmm…" Chris tapped his chin with a grin, "Nah…But imagine the ratings!"

* * *

Almost everyone groans on their stretchers as Duncan and Leshawna tending their sick castmates. "I'm burning up!" The aspiring villain panted before the punk checks his thermometer and turned to the sassy girl.

"Get him a glass of water to cool down." Duncan grunted and the sister hand Max the drink before he spit it all over the healthy girl.

"This is nuts!" Leshawna growled, "We gotta do something!"

"Have you noticed we're the only ones who didn't study all night and we're the only ones who haven't been infected?" The punk raised his eyebrow.

"I'm starting to seriously question this Morto-Testing-My-Patience junk."" The sassy girl nodded, "We need to get our hands on one of those textbooks. There's got to be something these guys missed."

"Good idea, except Chris sealed off the only exit." Duncan jabbed his thumb at the door.

"Not the only exit." Leshawna smirked, jerking her head at the opening in the ceiling.

"Well…Let's go." The punk grunted before they climb up the chain toward the opening.

* * *

It was about twenty minutes before the two healthy castmates kick the door open and glance around the sick castmates. "Papa?" Rodney groaned out.

"Relax, everyone!" Duncan smirked, "As someone who has extensive experience with forgery, trust me." He wiggled the textbook in his hand, "This textbook and everything in it is a total crock. The book covers are really just old cereal boxes." The punk's eyes widened at his gurgling stomach before he ran into the potty, "Ah, mother of mercy!"

"It can't be!" Max sat up, "Why are we sick at same time? I demand an explanation!"

"It's all hoax." Leshawna rolled her eyes as she shows them the can, "I went to Chef's kitchen when I found this cheese and it's really itching powder and laxatives."

"Then how come Naruto is in coma?" Gwen asked.

"I was getting to this." The sassy girl pulled out a can of sleep pills, "Chef just tampered his ramen with a couple of sleep pills so he'll be out for a while."

"That explains everything that you had." Duncan grunted out of the potty.

"But wait, what about the sores on Owen and DJ?" Beth asked.

"It's just a slice of pepperoni." Leshawna sighed, "How the hell you think it's a sore?"

"Mmm!" Owen chews on his slice, "Delicious sore. She's right…Now let me out of this bubble!"

Izzy was about to release him with a pin but the queen bee screamed, "Wait! Stop!" It was too late as the crazy girl poked the bubble, released the toxic gas, from the oaf's fart, in studio.

"Oh, stale air!" Justin gagged, "Smelly, smelly air!"

"Then why did Izzy and Rodney speaking in tongues and Beth with her hot flashes? The blindness?" Bridgette asked.

"Oh, my gosh!" Izzy giggled, "First-year med-school syndrome! Too much studying and too little sleep can make you think you've got every disease in the book! That and I was talking to Rodney, he always stammered when any chicks talk to him."

"S-S-She's right…" Gwen blinked.

"Congratulations, Screaming Gaffers!" Chris announced as the chain lowered him into the studio, "You just won the challenge." The Gaffers cheered, "Brilliant diagnostic skills, Duncan and Leshawna. Way to suss it out. And for your reward…" The host paused before the chain raised him out of the studio, "I knew I forget something. Just a sec."

"Huh, what did I just missed, dattebayo…" Naruto yawned from his force nap.

"Duncan, I need you to join my alliance to get Heather out of my face." Leshawna whispered to the punk with a sneer.

"No deal." Duncan shrugged as the sassy girl widened her eyes at him, "I don't want to be involved with your dumb crusade at all."

"The hell!" Leshawna snarled, "She's an evil, meanest, and cruelest bitch ever! We have to get her out of the game right away or she'll play us all!"

"…Take one to know one." The punk narrowed his eyes, "If I remember right, she never did anything to you besides calling you names. And before you say anything about fake-kiss thing, it's in the past and Heather is not what you think she is now anymore."

"I try and help but you're just a fool!" The sassy girl growled before their host returned with platter in his hand.

"As I was saying, your reward is…" the host removed the lid to reveal picture frames of…

"Oh, that's my momma!" DJ gasped happily.

"And that's my best cousin!" Leshawna shouted.

"It's Grammy." Naruto grinned at the picture of his grandma and the Gaffers stared at the picture of their favorite person.

"Yep, one of you gets a whole spa night away from this cruddy studio lot with your favorite person!" Chris smirked, "So, who's the lucky stiff?"

"Aw, I said that I sit it out, dattebayo." The redhead sighed but the Gaffers were arguing with each other before Leshawna wail out loudly.

"I'm sorry!" The sassy girl sobbed as the petite girl stared at her before she shook her head, "It's just…It's been so stressful. I thought I was gonna lose you. Fighting for your lives…It's just all been too much."

"Well…I vote for Leshawna." Naruto rubbed his head, he understand how she felt.

"Yeah, me too." Heather nodded.

"And Leshawna did solve the challenge." Duncan crossed his arms, "My vote goes to her."

"Same here." Gwen smiled and most of the Gaffer members agreed.

"No. No. I can't believe it!" Leshawna wailed, "You guys are so beautiful!"

"Ugh!" Chris groaned, "Cleanup on aisle two!"

"Thank you!" The sassy girl ran out of the studio.

"Well, at least she's happy now, dattebayo." The redhead smiled but what they all don't know was that Leshawna just tricked them all.

* * *

**(Girl's Trailer)**

Heather tugged on her orange beanie hat as she checks herself out with the mirror. She was wearing a black jean with orange Halterneck top. The queen bee smirks, it will really get Naruto's attention and hopeful steal him away from this klutzy girl. "You look nice, Heather." The queen bee yelped in fright before she turns around to see Dawn, "May I ask what's the occasion?"

"O-O-Oh, just a mock date with idiot." Heather muttered as she tries to calm her beating heart down, "He wants to make up to me for accidently distancing himself from me."

"Ah, I see." The petite girl stared at her for a while, "…Do you think he will give me a mock date too?" The queen bee bit her tongue from lashing out at the hippy girl because she was only one beside Naruto that talk to her without any prejudice.

"Why?" Heather narrowed her eyes, there must be a reason.

"It's because I am little confusing about my feeling." Dawn admitted with blank face, "He is the first person that treats me like a normal person beside my family. He always believes in me and never looks at me like everyone else when they found out about my abilities…"

"Yep, that sounds like idiot." The queen bee sighed.

"Indeed…" The petite girl nods, "He is only one that I can't read future or see auras…When he's around me, my heart always beating faster than before and his energy keep making me feel very warm…" Dawn tilted her head, "I believe that must be love that people kept talking about…Yes, I do like him…So that's why I want to have a mock date with him for once…"

"…Okay." Heather sighed, "I'll ask him to take you out on a mock date." She narrowed her eyes, "But remember it is just a mock date, not a real date!"

"Thank you." Dawn placed her hands on her chest as she stared into Heather's eyes, "Your auras really suit you right now, it's pretty now."

"W-W-Whatever!" The queen bee grunted and stomped out of the trailer with a faintly smile on her face.

"…Indeed, you're a good friend to me in the future." The petite girl whispered quietly with her eyes closed.

* * *

**(Craft Services Tent)**

"You are going on a what!" Bridgette shouted at her boyfriend.

"On a mock date with Heat-chan." Naruto rubbed his head, "She said that she needs my help because she wants to have some experience and there was someone that she like, dattebayo." The redhead sighed as he takes the basket from Chef, "Heat-chan won't tell me who this guy is." The surfer girl wants to tell him that Heather like the redhead but she knows that Naruto won't believe her and it might cause a problem in the future.

"Just…" Bridgette sighed, "Just don't kiss her at all! Please…"

"Huh? Why would I kiss her?" The redhead scratched his nose, "It's just a mock date and nothing serious, dattebayo. Well, I better go now, don't wanna keep her waiting." Naruto smiled at his girlfriend, "See you later, love you."

"Love you too." The surfer girl muttered and watches the redhead as he left the tent.

"…"

"…"

"…Chef, what can I do?" Bridgette asked the cooker.

"…I'm staying out of this one." Chef walked away from her, he doesn't want to get tangled up in teenager dramas.

* * *

**(Studio 38)**

Heather and Naruto sat on the blanket in the forest set within the studio to have some privacy from the castmates. "Here's some sandwiches, dattebayo." The redhead gave the queen bee some sandwiches and they start to eat together for a while.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Ugh, I don't know what to do with this date!" Heather groaned, "What do you usually do with Klutzy on dates?"

"Um, we just wing it as we go around, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled before breaking a part of his sandwich and bring it to her mouth. "Say ah."

"…A-A-Ah…" The queen bee blushed harder as she take the bite before do the same thing to the redhead. They kept it up for a while.

"You know, you really good in these clothes, dattebayo." He rubbed his head, "When did you get this shirt?"

"Oh, during the break." She smirked, "I went shopping with mom, glad you like it."

"I do, you always look good in any clothes." Naruto chuckled, "I felt bad that the mock date is all I can do for you."

"Nah, I don't mind it as long as I have to be with you." Heather rested her head on his shoulder.

"But I think you deserve something better than a picnic." He sighed, "Only if they can let us leave the film lot anytime we want to…"

"Then miss all the drama?" She rolled her eyes, "I'm sure Chris want us to make more drama and won't let us leave until it's elimination."

"That's true." The redhead chuckled nervously and they kept chatted for a while.

"Oh, I just forget…" The queen bee smacked her head, "I want you to take the hippy girl out on a mock date."

"Dawn? Why?" Naruto blinked.

"Just do it." Heather grunted, "She's…um…nice girl and she need to be more social instead of creepy if she wants to be my friend anyway…"

"Yeah, sure." He chuckled, "Dawn is not really creepy, she's really interesting person, dattebayo. I'm glad that she's your friend beside me and B."

"B is nice but he never said a word since he got here! I really don't know what he thinks of me at all!" She narrowed her eyes at the laughing redhead and they kept chatting all day until he walked her back to the trailer. For the queen bee, it was not the best date but not worst one and she hope there will be more after that.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

A several days went by and the castmates was relaxing around the trailers. Naruto kicked the ball around with Duncan, B, Max, and Justin as DJ slept on the ground in the middle of their mini-game. "Do you have any BLT?" Owen asked Lindsay as they played 'Go Fish' with Izzy, Rodney, Leshawna, and Bridgette.

"I thought we were playing go fish?" The bombshell blinked confusingly.

"Oh, I mean fives, I was hungry…" The oaf pouted, earning a giggle from his girlfriend and watch the crazy girl shuffled the deck with skill.

"Heather, would you like a tea?" Dawn offered the queen bee a tea.

"Oh, sure." The queen bee took a sip, "Thank…" She was not getting use to have a friend, her idiot don't count because she like him more than a friend.

"Owen!" Everyone glanced at the farmer girl as she yelled at the oaf, "Stop stealing my sammies!"

"Sorry, they are so good!" Owen smiled sheepishly.

"Can't blame you there." Duncan chews on his sandwiches.

"Yeah, I can't believe that I'm saying it but Chef's foods are getting really good now." Gwen swallowed her foods and the castmates gave her a nod.

"This is really funny, right, besty?" Beth smiled at the bombshell as she nods, "Imagine if there was no challenge today!"

"Oh no, you just have to open your mouth…" Gwen sighed, doesn't anyone learn not to say anything on this show because there's always a good chance that it will happen…

"Attention, all Total Drama victims, please meet me in the northeast corner of the studiopalooza." Chris' voice speaks out of the loudspeaker, "Bring Lozengers. The screaming's gonna hurt."

"There is a challenge." Beth blinked and some castmates glared at her for jinx it.

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**(Cliff)**

"We walk all the way over here, and LT. Slick can't even be bothered to show up?" Heather tapped her foot on the ground with crossed arms, waiting for their host to show up.

"Maybe he's racked up too much overtime figuring out new ways to torture us." Justin said.

"Waah!" Chris screamed from above them and everyone look up to see the host fall into the lighting, splashing the bloods all over the screaming castmates as Beth wheezed out.

"Guess the producers don't like paying overtime…" Justin gulped at the impaled host.

"Relax, guys, it's fake!" Gwen wiped the blood off her face with a glare, "There's too much blood."

"She's right, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "No body can hold this much blood, trust me."

"They're right." Chris leaned up from his prone body, caused everyone to scream out again.

"Aw, man, I was just gonna to call dibs on your boat." Duncan groaned.

"It's the magic of cinema, boys and girls!" The host ignored the grumbling punk as he removed the lighting top, "I'm absolutely, perfectly, crystalline fine. Want to see how it's done?"

"No!" Everyone shouted in unison but their host ignored them again.

"Our Cracker Jack effects team seals fake blood into a thin membrane of plastic called a squib." Chris pulled out a packet, "This little baby bursts on impact. An old-fashioned optical illusion helps sell that I've been impaled."

"Can we just get on with this?" Duncan growled.

"I can't believe you're so unscareable." Lindsay glanced at the farmer girl, "You didn't even scream."

"I did on the inside." Beth said, "I just can't do it on the outside."

"Huh?" The bombshell blinked.

"When I was ten, and they were doing my tonsillectomy, there was a freak accident." The farmer girl explained, "The doctor's earring fell in my throat. Can't scream worth a darn."

"What kind of doctor brings an earring to tonsillectomy?" Bridgette raised her eyebrow.

"Time for today's totally terrifying, blood-curdling horror movie challenge!" The host grinned, "To figure out which team gets which challenges, a scream-off. Think of every great horror movie you've ever seen."

"Oh, my gosh, you guys, did you see that one with the possessed rug that learned to walk and smothered cats?" Izzy cupped her face, "Or did I make that up?"

"All horror movies have one thing in common…" Chris grinned, "Fantastic screaming from actors and the killers who snuff them. Each team, pick a serial killer. The rest of you will be the screamers. If your serial killer can make you scream the loudest, your team wins."

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**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"Well, it's either Duncan or Naruto." Gwen said to her team, "What do you think?"

"I think we go with Duncan." Heather muttered, "He's more serial killer-y than idiot."

"But did you remember how scary Naruto was as hunter back on the island?" Leshawna pointed out and B was about to saying something but…

"DJ's got to do it." Chef forced the mask on the shivering Jamaican giant.

"But it's DJ…" The goth girl raised her eyebrows at the cooker.

"He's not scary at all." Dawn deadpanned.

"DJ is doing it!" Chef said forcefully.

"Listen, Chef, maybe you can stick to your area of expertise with the sandwiches and I'll stick to mine." Duncan stepped up before the cooker pick him up in air.

"Do you like having your arms attached to your torso?" Chef growled.

"Chef, do you want me to tell you another corncob prank story?" Naruto smiled at the paled cooker.

"…No…" The cooker tossed the punk away and shove the mask into DJ's hand as he walk away from them.

"Since when does Chef interfere in challenges?" The sassy girl asked, "Smells kind of funny to me."

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**(Killer Grip)**

"You guys gotta let me be the killer." Justin smiled, "The mask offers good protection for my beautiful face."

"No, it has to be me!" Max scowled, "As the killer, I will show you my evil kill method and the world will fear me!" The Grips started to argue with each other until the bombshell shouted at them, pointing at Beth.

"Betty is going to be our serial killer and that is that!" Lindsay stomped her feet on the ground with crossed arms, shocked her team members.

"Um…I agree with her…" Rodney whispered into the model's ear.

"Y-Y-Yeah…" Justin said shakily.

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**(Horror Set: Spooky Woods)**

"All right, Gwen and Justin, prepare yourselves for your killers to enter." Chris clapped his hands as the said castmates looked at him, "And then I want huge, massive, ginormous screams. We'll be measuring the volume on our scream-o-meter. Lights…Camera…Action!"

"Boo!" Beth jumped out of the bush after sneaked around the set.

"Ahh…" Justin screamed lightly, "I'm so scared." The scream-o-meter barely went up, "I'm sorry. I just can't risk my pipes any further. What good is a face like this without my warm yet manly tones to back it up?"

"…I wish Chris let us chose the screamers." Bridgette facepalmed, "We could have better chance with either Max or Rodney."

"Bah, I don't scare easy!" Max crossed his arms with a huff before screamed out as Owen accidentally bump into him from behind.

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"I don't think I can do this." DJ whimpered as he peeks out behind the tree before Chef roared into his face, caused the screaming Jamaican giant to run out and crashed into the goth girl. Gwen screamed loudest at the sudden bump as they fall down together and the scream-o-meter went halfway up, beating the Grip's record.

"With a twenty-five on the scream-o-meter, let's notch one up for DJ, Gwen and the Screaming Gaffers." Chris chuckled.

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**(Horror Set: Port-o-Potty)**

"There is some serious indignity going on in this scenario." Leshawna mumbled with a glare, "I mean, I'm being filmed sitting on the potty."

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"There was an accidental tinkle on-screen last season, I think." Lindsay tilted her head with finger on her cheek, "But I'm not doing it again…And how am I supposed to be scared when I know Becky is coming in any minute, and she's not scary at…"

"Aaah!" Beth slammed the door open with a scream and the bombshell shrieked so hard that some castmates just lost their hearings for a while.

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DJ slammed the door open before cover his eyes in embarrassment, "Oh, I-I'm sorry! I busted in on your private moment. Boy, is my face red!"

"Do you want to win?" Leshawna placed her hands on hip, "Do the scene, DJ." The Jamaican giant roared weakly and clawed the air.

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The scare-o-meter hit the max as the bombshell wailed on her seat because she accidentally wet herself from the fear. "You are doing so good." Beth said as she removed the mask, "I'm not even being scary anymore. Look."

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"I'm sorry." Leshawna snorted with a snicker, "Ha! I'm sorry. I just…I'm supposed to be afraid of this marshmallow? This big ol' kitten of a DJ?" She laughed, holding her sides and DJ pouted.

"And that's round two to Beth, Lindsay and the Killer Grips with a pee-fueled 85 on the scream-o-meter." Chris grinned and walk to another location.

"If DJ won't step up, the other half of the alliance has to." Chef muttered from behind the port-o-potty.

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**(Horror Set: Living Room)**

"All right, guys, this is the tie-breaker scene." Chris smirked at Rodney and Izzy, "You're gonna have to act your faces off."

"WHAT!" The country boy screamed after read his script, "I-I-I-I...Um…K-K-Kiss…Um…"

"How horror movie is this?" Izzy giggled, "We have to make out, shame it's not with Red."

"B-B-B-But…" Rodney fainted on the sofa and the crazy girl poked the unconscious country boy.

"…Very shy guy, this one is." The host glanced at the camera.

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Heather and Naruto glanced at each other with a light blushes, this script just reminded them of what happened way back on the island. "We can sit it out if…Mmph!" The redhead flailed his arms around as the queen bee pounced on him and forced her tongue down his throat.

"…Awkward…" Chris whispered, peeking behind the sofa.

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Beth jumped out from the behind of sofa and attempt to scare her team members but Izzy just giggled as she keeps poking the pass-out country boy.

"Um…Guys?" The farmer girl blinked at them.

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"…I'm here, guys?" DJ waved at the screamers but Naruto just kept flailing his arms around while Heather enjoyed her force-make-out and a huge shadow cast over them. They all look up to see masked Chef with revving chainsaw and they all screamed loudest, breaking the scream-o-meter in process, before DJ fainted.

"Well, looks to me like DJ and the well-named Screaming Gaffers have won this one, seeing as they buried the needle." The host chuckled.

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The castmates stands over the groaning Jamaican giant as he comes out of his guilt-tripping dream and Heather just slapped him to wake him up. "I need to see Chef!" DJ gasped before the queen bee backslaps him.

"Heather." Leshawna narrowed her eyes.

"What?" Heather shrugged with her arms, "He's still talking crazy."

"Chef's in a meeting with the producers." Chris informed the Jamaican giant, "A disciplinary meeting. He's in trouble. Not allowed to mess with the challenges."

"I knew something was up." The sassy girl scowled.

"Yeah." Gwen nodded with hands on her hip.

"Moving right along, it's time to pack up those overnight bags, loser grips." The host smirked evilly, "You and your sleeping bags are spending the night in the dining hall! Gaffer winners, back to the comfort of the trailers for a little R&amp;R. I'll see you there in a half an hour."

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**(Craft Services Tent)**

"This isn't such a bad place to spend the night." Owen smiled widely, "It's full of good memories of food."

"I just found half a piece of cheesecake under here!" Izzy peeked out of the table with cheesecake in her hand.

"Oooh, can I have it?" The oaf asked with a drool.

"Don't eat things off the floor!" Bridgette groaned at her crazy friends.

"Guys, you mind joining us here?" Chris snapped his fingers several times, "I'm about to tell you why this film lot was abandoned and closed."

"Because it's a death trap?" Justin asked.

"Hush, my child…"

"Is Naru here?" Owen glanced around.

"…I mean my contestants…" The host pinched the bridge of his nose, "Anyway, this film lot is perfectly safe on this plane. But in the other dimension…" Chris lit up the flashlight under his face, "Juanita rent-a-cop, a dedicated security guard who worked here for twenty-five loyal years until her mysterious death right here on this very spot! Now her desperate and uneasy spirit walks the lot. No one has ever managed to spend a whole night in this craft service tent!"

"Because they were killed by falling sets?" The model muttered.

"Because of the haunting!" Chris shined the flashlight on Justin, "Your task…Spend the whole night here without leaving this tent." He walked to the table with gadgets, "If you manage to do so, your teams gets invincibility and nobody goes home. Track any psychic phenomenon using these ghost meters. And just in case…" The host tossed them a key-light.

"Gee…Thank…" Beth said sarcastically.

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**(Screaming Gaffers)**

Chris joined the waiting Gaffers behind the tent, "The Killer Grips are sitting in the craft services tent like sitting ducks. Your task is to make like special effects gurus and frighten the pants off them or at least scare them enough to get them out of the tent before the dawn."

"All of them?" Gwen asked.

"All of them." The host nodded with a grin.

"How are we supposed to scare them?" Heather asked.

"It's your call, but if you get them out, your team is safe for another day." Chris chuckled, "Oh, just to let you know…I told them some cockamamie story about a security guard who died on set."

"How are we gonna pull this off?" DJ asked his team with doubting expression.

"Oh, B and I have a plan but it need to take some times, dattebayo." Naruto smirked with his silent friend, "We're going to some places to get few things so can you guys round down the Grips before we get back?"

"Sure." The goth girl nodded, "Just hurry up."

"Let's go!" The redhead ran off with the silent boy.

"…For some reason, I feel bad for the Grips…" Duncan deadpanned.

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**(Craft Services Tent)**

After a several attempts, only Max ran out of the tent at the sight of fake blood wall with wet pant. "Wow, I don't think Lindsay was really tough to scare off…" Gwen whispered in shock, how can this bombshell see through all of the tricks?

"Hey, we're back! Did you get anyone out yet, dattebayo?"

"Just Max…" Duncan turned around before widened his eyes at Naruto, "Whoa…If that doesn't scare them off then I don't know what…" The widened-eyed Gaffers nod.

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"Give me all your twos." Lindsay said before the light went out.

"Um…Who turned the lights off?" Beth gulped and paled as they heard a raspy breathing above them.

"_**Trespassers…I see trespassers on my lot…"**_ The Grips glanced up to see a longhaired person in tattered uniform with its guts hanging out, _**"Which one of you murdered me? How would you do it to me?"**_

"M-M-Murder?" Owen stuttered.

"_**Kukukukuku, yes, murder…murder…murder, murder, murder, murder, MURDER!"**_ The spirit peeked out of its long hair to reveal a red eye and they can see that it was a beautiful face under the hairs. _**"I'll fucking rip your face off like you did to me!"**_ The spirit suddenly ripped its' face off to reveal a bloody skull, _**"I'll fucking kill you all! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!"**_

"RUUUUUUUN!" Rodney grabbed everyone in one swoop and ran out of the tent with the screaming Grips.

"And cut!" Gwen smirked, "Wow, I gotta to hand it to you and B. You two really come up with a good scare."

"Thank, dattebayo." The spirit chuckled as it removes the mask, turning out it was Naruto. They never noticed the gasping Jamaican giant staring at hanging redhead, hallucinating it was his momma guilt-tripping him again.

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**(Confessional)**

"I'm glad I'm not there…" Max sucked on his thumb with widened eyes.

_***Static***_

Rodney rocking in fetus position and blabs with teary face.

_***Static***_

B bluffed his nails with a smirk.

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**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"Well, now it's down to you two, Justin and Rodney." Chris smirked at the nervous castmates, "And the final award goes to…"

"STOP!" Everyone turned their heads to DJ with his team, "I'm gonna do what I should have done a long ago. Make momma proud…" The Jamaican giant sniffled, "I'm voting myself off!"

"DJ!" Chef shouted with nervous laughing, "Why don't you and I have a chat before you do anything stupid?"

"No, Chef!" DJ snarled, "I'm not listening to you anymore! Chef and me, we had an illegal alliance." Everyone gasped, "He's been tutoring me in tough, cooking, coaching me though the challenges. I'll miss you all…"

"Wait! Wait!" Owen gasped, "You've been cooking all the delicious foods? Pizza? Everything?"

"Dude, you can't leave!" Duncan nodded.

"Yeah, let's just vote Chef off." Justin said.

"Sorry, but I gotta make it right for momma." The Jamaican giant sighed and walk toward the Lame-o-sine after saying his good-bye to everyone.

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**(Film Lot)**

"Wow, DJ just made a history by quit the contest!" Chris grinned evilly, "Remind me to punish Chef for the illegal alliance. Anyway, so far we just saw that there are drama brewing around a certain couple and a queen bee look like she's thawing out, thank to a creepy girl. It makes us worry about few things…Why is Duncan defending Heather from Leshawna? What will happen between Naruto and Bridgette? When will our dense redhead figure out what's bothering the girls? How will everyone react to Leshawna's trick? Will Izzy have her whisker times? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ACTION!"**

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**(Trailers)**

Duncan was about to enter his trailer until someone stop him, "Hey, criminal, tell me something…" The punk turned around to see Heather, "Why did you back me up when Leshawna threatened me? Don't you hate me?"

"…I used to." Duncan sighed, "But I found out something about you and whiskers. I thought you were an evil and cruel bitch but I was wrong."

"What do you mean?" The queen bee blinked.

"Lilly Rush is my aunt and Rush is my last name." The punk said as she stiffened, "She told me about the case…You cut your own hand up when you break into Whisker's house to save his life…If you didn't, he would have die with M…"

"DON'T SAY HER NAME!" Heather shouted as Duncan jumped, "…Sorry…We are trying to move on and forget about what happened…Please don't tell everyone…"

"Yeah, got you." The punk ran his hand across mohawk with a sigh, "…I just want to let you know that I have your back anytime…"

"Thank…" The queen bee turns on her heels and walks inside her trailer.

"I have a feeling that my life is going to have a interesting turn." Duncan groaned.

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_Screaming Gaffer: B, Dawn, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Naruto_

_Killer Grip: Beth, Bridgette, Izzy, Justin, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Trent _

_Eliminated: Geoff, Harold, DJ, Jo_

_Peanut Gallery: Cody, Courtney, Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Sadie, Tyler_

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**And this ends our tenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Did you enjoy how things turn out in this chapter? I still hope that I keep them IC and give everyone enough screen time.**

**Geoff and Eva: Hold on, let me open my umbrella…Now if you may. I decided to pair them together because it would be interesting to see how they will balance each other out. Can you picture it? Geoff make Eva relax while she slap him around to be less slacker.**

**Yes, I just eliminated Harold early…Why? It's a part of a plan. **

**Heather's thawing: As you see, she is starting to show a sign of maturing when she's with Dawn but it's still a long road for her. I decided that Heather need someone else that is not Naruto to be her friend during this season.**

**Duncan helping Heather: There are some signs that the punk is slowly become her friend because he found out that the queen bee saved the redhead's life and that he was wrong about her as evil bitch he believe her to be.**

**I just drop a little hint about the stalker but I know that no one would ever get it right because everyone is still thinking inside the box.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to castmates as Chef's mystery meat.**


	11. Action: The Grip's Curse?

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**No one got the stalker's id yet and a few did go out of the box…I noticed that some think it's a male stalker when I already reveal it was a female stalker and mentioned that stalker is not part of TD universe…**

**Some of reviewer's questions will be revealed in this chapter, maybe.**

**Raven: Hmm, it's possible that Naruto will ask her for advice but we'll see, lol.**

**Coldblue: 2) Maybe… 3) Yes, it's possible but who know.**

**Titanzilla: Not all the time, it's just rare chance, you never know what will happen next and it will keep things interesting.**

**Anyway, it's time for the eleventh chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 11: Action: The Grip's Curse?**

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**(Film Lot)**

"Last time on Total Drama Action, there was many things going on during the challenges and one of them made Chef bawled his eyes out, what a sissy!" Chris laughed at the footage of crying cooker, "I can play it all day if I want to. Anyway, There was some jealous and feelings going on around a certain red-haired castmate and a few girls…You know who I'm talking about." The host winked, "We just saw a few eliminations with one person quitting the contest after revealed few things about Chef's illegal alliance. Will they survive Chef's cooking without DJ? What kind of movie challenges will they face? Who will the next castmates to lose their chance of getting million bucks? Find out tonight on Total Drama Action!"

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_Gwen takes a few steps back away from Trent before he grabs her shoulders with a twisted expression and snarling at her with red eyes. "You can't leave me!" The musician stared at her with a twisted grin, "If I can't have you then no one will!" The goth girl widened her eyes as Trent suddenly pull out a knife and hold it above her before he swing it down…_

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**(Girl's Trailer)**

Gwen bolt up in her bed with cold sweat and panting heavily as her eyes darting around the trailer before she realize it was just a nightmare. The goth girl pulls her legs to her chest and release a sigh, she was getting tired of having this nightmare over and over. She take a glance at the window to see it was dawn, meaning it will be breakfast soon and she hopes that there will be challenges so it can take her mind off this nightmare.

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**(Craft Service Tent)**

The castmates grimaced at their gruel foods as they ignoring the fact that Naruto and Owen was ravaging their bowls. "Man, this sucks." Duncan huffed, "I thought that Chef was getting better at cooking but it turn out it was DJ the whole time…Now we have to eat these…um…trash or whatever."

"I wish my boyfriend was here." Beth sighed, "He's such a great cook…"

"Boyfriend?" Heather raised her eyebrow at the farmer girl with the castmates, "I don't remember any talk of a boyfriend."

"Oh, yeah!" The farmer girl nodded, "I have a boyfriend. I love my boyfriend! What?" She blinked at the shocked castmates, "Didn't I mention my boyfriend before?"

"You sure do like that word, 'boyfriend'." Leshawna muttered.

"Did you two meet during the break, dattebayo?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, we did." Beth grinned and she never noticed the country boy wiped his sweats away, that mean one less girl for him to choose out of his 'girlfriends' and break someone's heart.

"Wasn't that only, like, two weeks?" Lindsay blinked.

"We met at the orthodontist." The farmer girl sighed dreamily, "He was getting his braces off at the same time as me. At first, I wasn't into him, but after the braces came off, look out." She pulled out a picture of her boyfriend, "Such a cutie." Some of the castmates snickered to themselves.

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**(Confessional)**

"I don't believe her." Bridgette rolled her eyes, "No one can get together this fast in just couple weeks, trust me."

_***Static***_

"Ok, I bought a lot of junk off late-night infomercials, but I ain't buying that." Izzy shakes her head with a giggle.

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"So, you have a boyfriend, huh?" The queen bee narrowed her eyes, "Prove it!"

"Sure!" Beth smiled, "I can tell you everything about him. He's six feet tall, has light brown hair, blue eyes, size ten shoe, 32 pant with a 34-inch inseam."

"Wait a second." Justin snatched the picture before he check the back, "Those stats are all written on the back of his picture. I know a comp card when I see one, because I'm a…" The model winked at the camera, "Professional male model."

"Yeah?" The farmer girl frowned, "Well, maybe he's a model, too. Ever thought of that?"

"No." Duncan snorted as he pushes his bowl to his redhead friend, "No one ever thought of that."

"You've been chasing after a boyfriend all this time with a honey back home?" The sassy girl growled.

"Sure, my boyfriend's a model, but he's still just a guy." Beth gestured to the smirking model, "Justin is a supermodel. I can't help myself. Now that my braces are off, it's a whole new dating world." She sends Justin a flirty wink, caused him to widened his eyes.

"Gwen, you okay?" Naruto whispered to the goth girl after noticed bags under her eyes.

"Um…Kinda." Gwen muttered as she poked her gruel, "Just been little tired and not enough sleep." They both never noticed the sweating castmates cowering under the glaring cooker after they insult his cooking.

"Oh, maybe you should turn in early tonight, dattebayo." The redhead said and the goth girl winced slightly but he noticed it and was about to ask her but…

"Not to worry, folks!" Chris waved his hands around with a cheesy grin, "You won't be holding on to your breakfast for much longer."

"And exactly what torture have you concocted for us today?" Duncan asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh, nothing." The host shrugged with a smirk, "Just that your day will be a total disaster. Get it? It's a disaster movie theme." He chuckled at their expressions, "You know? Like in disaster flicks? People running for their lives from volcanoes, earthquakes, asteroids, tidal waves. The more disastrous, the better!"

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**(Confessional)**

"My hair is already a total disaster." Lindsay brushed her hair, "It's been three weeks since I had a trim. Split-ends city! How much worse could it get?"

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**(Film Lot)**

"Your first challenge is the earthquake of inevitable pain!" Chris gestured at a sloped course as the teams stared at it in shock, "Each teams has to run the course, challenging your dexterity, maneuverability and other mad monkey skills." They noticed that Chef was on top of the ladder at the end of the course with bag in his hands, "First team to the top wins! Best out of two earns today's reward."

"Ooh!" Beth gushed, "My boyfriend had a summer job cleaning up after earthquakes and landslides."

"Wow, he sound like a nice person, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Nope, still not buying it." Izzy tapped her chin with a giggle, "But I did cave and buy the electronic salad spinner." The crazy girl starts to make electronic whir sound with a laugh and B was about to say something but the host cut him off.

"Enough with the chitty-chat." The host said with hands on his hip, "Take your marks."

"This'll be a cinch." Heather snorted, taking her place with the rest of the castmates.

"Rodney, I demand you to carry me." Max crossed his arms with a frown and the country boy nods at the aspiring villain.

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**(Confessional)**

"I don't do this kind of psychical." Max growled before he rubs his hands together with an evil grin, "But that's what my minion is for. He will do the hard work for me."

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"I can't wait to swing on the monkey bars." Beth cheered.

"And…" Chris pushed his air horn, "Action!" Both of the teams race up the slope, skipping across the tires.

"How easy is this?" Izzy grinned.

"Are you ready to rock?!" The host pulled the lever with a evil laughter and the sloped course start to rock like a earthquake, knocking the crazy girl back into the farmer girl.

"If you break it, you buy it." Izzy giggled.

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Chef rubbed his hands together with a cruel smirk as he glanced at the struggling castmates, "Perfect time to get rid of some old junk." The cooker chucked the old football toward one of the castmates and snickered as it hit B in his stomach.

"You okay, B?" Gwen asked and the silent boy nodded as he stands up with shaky legs. The goth girl stumble toward the monkey bar and almost slip on her feet but Naruto grab her arms to steady herself with B's help. "Thank, Naruto."

"No problem, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as they duck under the tossed sink, courtesy of Chef. The cooker pulls another object out of his bag and blinked at a rubber duck before he flicked it away.

"Aah!" Justin screamed out after the rubber duck hit him in cheek, "My precious cheekbones!" The host rolled his eyes at the model and pulls another lever.

"Ugh, finally, a break." Beth sighed as the artificial earthquake stopped.

"AFTERSHOCK!" Chris chuckled.

"Oh come on!" Bridgette screamed and grimaced at Owen as he vomited in one of the tires.

"My delicious lunch, lost forever!" The oaf sobbed.

"Oh yeah." The host smirked, "That reminds me…It's lava time!"

"Say what?" Leshawna gulped as Chef swiped his finger across the 'lava' and tasted it.

"Tomato soup?" The cooker growled, "That was supposed to be for supper!" most of the castmates leaped into the monkey bar and the rest went into the water.

"Is it getting hot in here?" Chris fanned himself, "How about a cool refreshing hailstorm?" He gestured at the machine gun in the cart before he aims it at the teams, "Golf-ball-sized hail is bad, but hail-sized golf balls are even worse!"

"When will you shut the fuck up, dude!" The punk snarled, he was getting tired of the host's blabbing mouth.

"Never!" The host laughed evilly, firing the golf balls at the screaming castmates. Izzy dodged most of the golf balls but several of the balls send her into the tunnel. "I got one!" Chris grinned at his co-worker.

"Don't get cocky, kid." Chef chuckled.

"No, not the face!" Justin cried and the host just ignored him as he fired the golf balls at the model's face.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I give up." The bruised model sighed, "There's no way I'll get that skin-care line endorsement now." Justin rubbed his sore face, "Oh, not so silky smooth."

* * *

"Say, did you feel something?" Rodney blinked as the golf balls bounced off his back, "Maybe it's just a bug."

"Um…" Max blinked at the country boy, what the hell is his skin made out of?

"After-Aftershock!" Chris pushed a button and the sloped course starts to spilt up. Lindsay falls into the crack but lucky for her, Justin grabbed her arm in time and pulls her up before Owen fall on top of the model.

"I can't breath!" Justin wheezed under the weight of the oaf.

"Sorry." Owen smiled sheepish, "I'm still carrying a little holiday weight."

"My boyfriend was part of a rescue team that saved people stuck in avalanches." Beth said, "He used to say…"

"Beth, we need actual advice from real, live living people!" The model shouted.

* * *

"Be careful, dattebayo." Naruto encouraged the queen bee, balancing herself on the rolling log over the pit. He glanced behind him to see that the goth girl was first to reach the finish line and he was little worried about her because she don't talk as much as she used to.

"Shut up!" Heather reach the end of the pit, followed by Dawn and B. Leshawna was about to get across the pit but Chris turned his machine gun at the sassy girl and fired the balls at her, caused her to fall in the pit.

* * *

"Everyone, get behind me!" Owen hollered at his team as he shields them from the golf balls, "Ow! Shouldn't someone be yelling 'fore'?" Several of golf balls hit his face.

"Fore!" The host laughed, only to blink at the sound of clink from his machine gun.

"Hey, it stopped." The oaf turns around and quickly climbs through the tunnel.

"Chef, do something!" Chris barked before the cooker back the cart up into the post and climbed up the ladder, ignored the weak groan from his boss.

"NOT ON MY WATCH, MAGGOTS!" Chef threw the junks at the castmates with a roar but Dawn, B, and Naruto already made it across the finish line and joined the goth girl, waiting for the rest of Gaffers.

"Hang on, team!" Owen ducked under the blender before it hit Rodney in head as they finally reach the final obstacle, "We're almost there!"

"Is that a real bomb, dattebayo?" The redhead blinked at the said object.

"Yes." The cooker smirked as he fished out a large book, "Ah, my unpublished manifesto. I've lived a lot of years." He threw the book at the castmates with all of his might and it hit Owen in jaw, send him flying toward the log with a thump.

"Ouchie…" The oaf groaned, "That'll hurt come morning."

"Oh no!" Lindsay gasped in horror, "O, are you okay?!"

"My editor was right." Chef grinned, "My life really is dangerous."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Did Owen actually break his jaw?" Beth muttered with hands on her cheeks, "That's so tragic! Owen lives to eat."

_***Static***_

"I feel so bad for the fella." Rodney winced, "Having a broken jaw is no fun at all."

* * *

"Chris?" Leshawna scowled at the host as the camera crew filming the wailing oaf, "Why doesn't the crew go over and help him?"

"Yeah, yeah, as soon as we're done getting every shot." Chris smirked, "The good news is, it looks like Owen won the challenge for the Killer Grips." The said team cheered, even the injured oaf give out a weakly cheer.

"What!" Gwen sneered, "You can't do that! We got our team across here first!"

"Serious injury trumps all." The host shrugged with a grin.

"What about the time that Geoff got mauled by the bear back at the island, dattebayo?" Naruto raised his eyebrows.

"Um…" Chris rubbed his head with shifty eyes.

"Pfft!" Heather scoffed, "He's just making up the rules as he go along like always."

"That's true." Duncan sighed.

* * *

**(Dock)**

After sending the oaf to hospital, the host stands in front of the hanging submarine with his contestants. "How's Owen doing?" Izzy asked worriedly.

"Oh, Owen's fine." Chris waved it off, "A little broken jaw, but it's all wired shut now. Shouldn't take more than four to six weeks to heal."

"Oh, no!" Beth gasped, "It's that bad?"

"I mean, he's doing fine." The host said quickly, earning a lot of glares from the castmates.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That's what release forms are for, correctamundo?" Chris glanced at the release form paper in his hand.

* * *

"All right, now it's time for the second disaster theme challenge." The host announced to the teams in the life rafts, "Who's excited? Because of Owen's win, the Grips have the advantage of getting this handy-dandy piece of paper for the second disaster challenge." He chuckled as he threw the paper airplane to the Killer Grips and the surfer girl grabs it in midair.

"Um…" Bridgette stared at the roman numbers, "How is it connecting to the second part?"

"Oh!" The farmer girl tapped her cheek, "Maybe we have to open a safe or something?"

"Ok, time to get inside." Chris grinned.

"You crazy?" Leshawna shot him a dirty look, "I'm not getting in that tin can!"

"Not even for a million bucks?" The host smirked.

"Better be carpeted in there." The sassy girl crossed her arms.

* * *

**(Submarine: Screaming Gaffer)**

"I don't like this, not one little bit." Leshawna muttered, glance around the small room.

"Me too…" Gwen paced around the room as she rubbed her arms, she really never like small room because of her claustrophobia. The Gaffers jumped at the sound of blaring alarm before it stopped and the host's voice rang out of the loudspeaker.

"For this challenge, you've got to get out before it's too late." Chris' voice chuckled.

"Too late?" Heather frowned, "Too late for what?"

"That." Dawn pointed at the water and the team glances around to see that the water was coming from the pipes and grates.

"Oh no, that's not the way I want to go out!" The goth girl shouted frantically.

"Don't worry, I'm sure they won't let us die on television, dattebayo." Naruto patted her shoulder, "…Right?"

* * *

**(Killer Grip)**

"I really wish my boyfriend was here." Beth gulped as the Grips search from the exit, "He's a registered lifeguard."

"Yeah." Izzy rolled her eyes, "It would be great if he were here, you're right…You know what would be better?"

"What?" The farmer girl asked.

"If he existed in the first place!" The crazy girl shouted, "Now let's get out of this death trap!"

"Um…Guys…" Everyone turned to Max, "You should know something…I can't swim."

"Relax, boss." Rodney grinned, "I'm sure you'll be fine."

"Yeah, he's right." Bridgette nodded with her team, "Just worry about how to get out of here."

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"The water is freezing, and it's too dark to see anything!" Heather complained.

"No problem." Duncan smirked, "I've got a great night vision. A lot of the stuff I get up to happens when the sun goes down."

"Yeah, same here." Naruto chuckled, "I always set up a lot of pranks at night, dattebayo."

"Sweet." The punk chortled, "Did they catch you?"

"Nah, they have no evidence, dattebayo." The redhead grinned and the queen bee rolled her eyes at the boys.

"Oh, this should help." Duncan pulled a several flashlights out of the box that he found, "Get to work, everybody."

"I believe that is the exit that we have to look for." Dawn spoke up and they turned around to see her shining her flashlight at the bottom hatch with lock combination.

"Or this one." Gwen pointed at the top hatch, "Guess one of them is the decoy."

"Let's try this one first." Leshawna jerked her head at the bottom.

"Anyone know how to pick a lock?" The queen bee asked and B pulled out a stethoscope as he attempts to pick the lock.

"Well, that's your answer." The punk said.

* * *

The water reached to their waist and the silent boy need more time but it was hard to hold his breath underwater. "Maybe we can boost each other up." The sassy girl glanced at the top hatch and Duncan volunteered to boost her up before the queen bee climb on top of them.

"How are you holding up, Gwen?" Naruto whispered to the goth girl.

"I'm doing fine." Gwen took a deep breath to calm herself down and glance at her team members to see that Dawn was on top of Heather, ignored the fact that Leshawna and the queen bee was insulted each other. The petite girl opened the top hatch and the Gaffers screamed out as the fire shot out of the top hatch before Dawn quickly closed it.

"…Great, now we better hope that B can crack the lock." Leshawna growled.

* * *

**(Monitor room)**

Chris checked the teams' process and see that no one managed to crack the lock combination. "Don't you think that's a bit much?" The host asked his co-worker and his answer was just a shrug.

"Relax, sir, I'm sure they're doing fine." Chef grunted.

"I think it might be time to end the challenge." Chris said worriedly after seeing that the water just reached to the castmates' necks, "The water's getting pretty high, and…Uh…Some of them are terrible swimmers."

"Stop being a worrywart!" The cooker growled, "Let's just give them ten minutes and we'll end it, okay?"

"This is serious!" The host stood up, "T-Turn off the water!" Chef shakes his head at the host's concern, don't he know that there is a fail-safe built in? Nah, it's more fun to see this side of his boss.

* * *

**(Submarine: Screaming Gaffer)**

"This-this could be it." Leshawna cried as the water slowly reaches to the top, "The end! Like, the end end! And I want to live!"

"I know you're scared but I'm sure they will drain the water out at last minute. Don't cry." Gwen said to calm the hysterical sassy girl down.

"Who said anything about crying?" Leshawna scoffed, "Leshawna never cries!"

"You sure blubbered enough when a reward was on the line." Duncan said and everyone remembered what happened during the doctor challenge.

"Um…" The sassy girl shifted her eyes and the punk widened his eyes, figured something out.

"You're a total sham!" Duncan growled angrily.

"You mean Leshawna fake-cried to get the reward with her cousin?" Heather narrowed her eyes at the sassy girl.

"That's low." Naruto said as he holds Dawn up since she can't swim very well, "You can't play with anyone's emotions like that, dattebayo." B nod with a frown.

"You're gonna pay for this, big, loud and proud!" The queen bee roared with fury.

* * *

**(Killer Grip)**

"Hold on, boss!" Rodney hollered.

"I-I-I can't go on any longer!" Max flailed his arms around, attempt to hold himself above the water but he sank with bubbles.

"BOSS, HOLD ON!" The country boy take a deep breath and dove in. He quickly swam toward the bottom hatch and glance at the struggling aspiring villain before use all of his strength to pry the hatch off. He managed to open it barehanded and the water quickly drained as everyone panted heavily, Gaffers was doing the same thing in other room.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

"Well, that was a pretty exciting day, huh?" Chris walks up to the bathrobe-claded castmates with a grin, "The Grips is getting their reward. About time, I was getting worried if you were cursed." He chuckled as the Grips glared at him, "Let's see what the Grips have won. An all-expenses-paid trip to beautiful British Columbia. That's right! You'll be staying at the luxurious inn on the volcano, a charming lodge teetering on the edge of a little-known active volcano on Vancouver Island. To get there, you have to…"

"Hell no!" The Grips said in unison.

"So you don't want this reward?" The host blinked, "What do you want?"

"I almost drowned! I demand you to bring these Gaffers to the Gilded Chris ceremony and eliminate one of them as our reward!" Max crossed his arms with a deadly glare, "Do it and I will spare you from death when I take over the world!"

"We're with him." Justin said and the Grips nodded their head.

"Um…Okay." Chris shrugged, "That'll be your reward, which means more money for me at the end of year. So…Screaming Gaffers, see you at the ceremony!"

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"In a twist, the reward challenge has just become a elimination challenge." The host grinned at the Screaming Gaffers, "Who would have seen that coming?"

"Psst…" Leshawna whispered to Gwen, "Are you with me to vote the bitch out?"

"Um…" The goth girl was about to say something but their host cut them off.

"Okay, time to cast your votes now!" Chris announced as the Gaffers voted for one of them and waits for a while until the host get his result. "The result is in." The host announced, "If you get your award, you can stay to do another challenge and if you don't get one…Well, you're gone! The awards go to…Dawn, Gwen, B, Naruto, Duncan." The said castmates catch their awards and it was down to Leshawna and Heather. "Well…Let's see who will get the final award? It goes to…"

"…" Heather glared at the sassy girl.

"…" Leshawna gave the queen bee a smug smirk.

"…" The Gaffers show no reactions.

"…Heather!" Chris grinned.

"WHAT!" The sassy girl gasped as she turns to her former team, "You voted for me? How could you guys do that to me?"

"You should have thought of that before you played us." Heather snorted.

"She's right." Duncan grunted, "That and you were getting snappy lately."

"B-B-But…" Leshawna attempted to get a word out but Chef just carried her off to the Lame-o-sine and tossed her in before the limousine speeded off.

* * *

**(Gwen)**

The goth girl decided to take a walk around the film lot before she hear someone calling out for her and she turns her head to see Naruto. "Why are you following me?" Gwen asked confusedly.

"Well, I just want to talk with you because you're been acting little different later and I'm just worried about you, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "You are getting more tired and don't talk much, is there something up?"

"Um…" The goth girl rubbed her arm, "It's my nightmare…I dreamt that Trent was going to kill me after I rejected him and…and…" Her voice cracked, "I don't know why I kept dream it over and over…I want it to stop…"

"…It's because you experienced something that you can't forget." The redhead said softly as he touched his hidden scars, "It's normal to have a recurring nightmare after faced something scary. I can understand that…It will last for a while but it will stop."

"H-H-How?" Gwen chocked on her tears and he pulls her in hug.

"It's up to you, Gwen." Naruto whispered in her ear as he stroke her back, "I'm going to tell you what someone once told me after my incident, dattebayo…You are not alone because you have friends and family that looks out for you." He held her shoulders with a gentle smile, "Don't forget that you are a brave and strong person, and don't let this nightmare rule your life, dattebayo."

"…"

"…Actually, I can't remember the exact words and she said it way better than I do, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously.

"Pfft!" Gwen covered her mouth with a snort as the redhead pouted, "Sorry, if you don't say that, I won't laugh at you."

"Nah, it's my fault anyway." Naruto chuckled.

"Yeah…But thank anyway." The goth girl smiled, "Well, it's lunch time and I'm hungry."

"Same here, let's go." The redhead grinned at the goth girl.

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

"Oh, Big O." Naruto blinked at the kooky oaf in wheelchair, "You alright, dattebayo?"

"Hey, Naru, hey, Naru!" Owen mumbled nonsense before he turns on his blender, spilling the liquid foods all over the table.

"Um…I guess you're okay." The redhead deadpanned, his large friend must be on pain med. He wonders how long the side-effects will last for.

"He is." Chef grunted as he hand the oaf a drink, "I can't believe they make me serve the fatty maggot for a little accident."

"It was your fault in first place." Bridgette said, receiving a narrowed eyes from the cooker before he stomp away from them.

"I guess he don't get his paycheck yet, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head as he walk away from the Grips' table, "Well, glad to see you back, Big O."

"Bye, Naru, bye, Naru!" Owen blabbed with large wave.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

As soon as they finished their lunch, the host announced that they have to report to a certain location for their next challenge and they figured out the challenge's theme as the host walk up to them in military uniform. "Today we're all about war movies, so look lively, you…" Chris gestured to the cooker.

"Buckets of horse shit!" Chef barked.

"So, get ready for the first death-defying challenge, you…" The host said.

"Disgusting slimy crustaceans!" The cooker barked again.

"Move it, privates." Chris jabbed his thumb behind him, "Fall in."

"Sir, yes, sir!" The teams, beside a certain silent boy, shouted.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I've always wanted to be a marine." Duncan smirked, "They're rough, tough, they wear rad boots, and they say, 'Hoo-ah'! No clue what that means, but it just sounds so cool. Hoo-ah!"

_***Static***_

"Marine doesn't say that." Chef scowled with crossed arms, "Rebel maggot got it wrong."

* * *

"I can't wait to get my marine on." The punk smirked, "I'm the main course. The rest of you are gravy, as in on the side."

"I hope it's in our favor." Dawn said, "We're at a huge disadvantage."

"Then we better push it to 200% if we want to win this challenge!" Heather muttered, never noticed that she just cut B off again and the chuckling redhead patted his silent friend's back.

* * *

**(War Set: Plane)**

"Ok, people, remove your blindfolds." Chris smirked as the castmates removed their blindfolds, "When it comes to making a war movie, jumping out an airplane is the most dangerous stunt there is, so naturally it's our first challenge!" The host gestured at the opened door as the strong wind blew in and everyone gasped.

"If we live, I was thinking I should totally be our team's admiral." Lindsay said.

"Admirals are in charge of sailors." Beth corrected her, "Generals are in charge of soldiers, generally."

"But admiral sound cuter." The bombshell beamed, "So now I'd like to be called 'Admiral Lindsay, her hotness', ok?"

"If we are coming up with nickname then I demand you to call me 'Black Baron, his evilness'!" Max smirked evilly.

"Do I still call you boss?" Rodney scratched his head.

"…Yes, you do." The aspiring villain crossed his arms and the model sit between the Grip girls.

"Beth, Lindsay, I want to propose something, but don't get excited." Justin chuckled, "It's not marriage."

"No thank, I'm going to marry O." The bombshell waved him away.

"Um…Okay…" The model blinked, "Anyway…It's a long way from the airplane to the ground below."

"Three kilometers, to be exact." The farmer girl inputted.

"Wouldn't know." Justin shrugged, "Math is for ugly people. Here's the deal. I need you two to jump before me in case I need a soft place to land, ok?" The girls glared at him, "Now, you girls know I don't blink these eyelashes at just anybody." The glare gets harder, "…Nothing? When were your last eye exams?"

"Drop zone approaching!" Chris called out, "Form a line. It's time to par-tay! Stunt people undergo weeks of training before they parachute. Luckily, we're gonna skip all that and get to good part…Jumping!"

"Are you sure?" Owen gulped as the pain med finally wore off, "We'll die!"

"I know!" The host chuckled, "Hilarious! Time to jump!"

"There's only one way off this big old sliver bird." Izzy giggled as she attempted to push the oaf toward the door, "And it's though that door! Come on, it's not that scary!"

"Hello?" The oaf whimpered, "Crazy girl's pushing me off an airplane, and I haven't had a parachute lesson yet!"

"That's ok." Chris putted away his phone, "I just spoke to our research department. There were no parachutes in World War I!" B opened his mouth to say something but the queen bee cut him off again.

"So, what do we do for a challenge?" Heather glared.

"Simple!" The host kicked the parachute box out of the airplane and everyone gasped.

"Whoo-hoo!" The crazy girl leaped out, "Tell my pet rock I love her!"

"Who want to go next?" Chris grinned and the redhead peeked out of the door.

"Wait a second, it's…" That was all the redhead managed to said before the host push him out of the airplane, caused everyone in the airplane to scream at the host.

"No!" Owen cried out, "For the love of everything deep-fried, I'm coming for you, Naru!" He leap out of the airplane, caused it to tilt downward and forced all of the castmates to fall out. They screamed out of fear before they noticed one thing…They were on the mattress and everyone was fine.

"I should have known it. It was just a trick, dattebayo." Naruto groaned out under the bodies.

"Let's roll, soldiers, because the second part of this challenge is gonna blow your minds and everything else within a fifty-foot radius." The host chuckled.

* * *

**(War Set: Camp)**

Chef yanked the sheet off to reveal a pile of bombs and Izzy starts to bounce in excitation with psychotic grin. "Are those paint bombs?" Lindsay asked, recalling the very first challenge on the island.

"We've divided the camp into two halves." Chris explained as he ignored the bombshell's question, "Most creative and controlled splatter wins."

"Talk about a challenge custom-made for me." Duncan smirked, "I'm all over this."

"Same here." Naruto chuckled as he turns to his childhood friend, "Remember one time when I set off a lot of paint bombs in middle school on the last day, dattebayo?"

"How should I?" Heather rolled her eyes, "Almost all of the janitors quit this day."

"Best day ever." The redhead grinned.

"So what kind of splatter are we going to make?" Gwen asked.

"I got one." The punk chuckled evilly as he carrying the bombs with him, "Whiskers, Mute, help me out."

"You got it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and B shakes his head with a smile.

"Boys and their bombs." The goth girl rolled her eyes.

"Indeed." Dawn nodded.

* * *

**(Killer Grip)**

"Ok, minions, Admiral Lindsay, her hotness, is about to tell you how this is going to work." Lindsay stared at the map before she whispered to the farmer girl, "How is this going to work?"

"What we need to do is lay the explosives in a wide interlocking pattern to ensure maximum paint coverage." Beth said.

"What an excellent plan I came up with." The bombshell smiled, "Ok! Snap to it, please."

"I'll let you know that I'm not your minion at all." Max huffed.

"I'm way too weak to even think about working." Owen moaned.

"And my butt needs its beauty rest." Justin relaxed in a hammock with a smirk and the girls just flipped him over.

"Admiral Lindsay decrees that you will get up and work on this challenge!" Lindsay glared.

"Is it getting hot out here?" The model tore his shirt off, "Now, if you'll notice, I don't sport a six-pack. I got twelve. That's a dozen smokin' man-dominals."

"No one care about your stupid abs!" Bridgette growled, "Do your part or we'll vote you off!"

"Yeah!" Beth frowned, "Get to work, lazybones!"

"This…This can't be right." Justin stammered, "Have I really lost my lady-controlling mojo? Say it ain't so!"

"It's so, Juan." Lindsay deadpanned.

"Time's up!" Chris shouted with a grin as he glanced around, "Uh-oh, looks like you didn't even get started."

"Not so fast, senor Chris." Izzy smirked and the group turns around to see that the bombs were all over the house.

"Whoa!" The host grinned, "Now, that's what I call thorough."

"Izzy, what did you do?" The oaf asked.

"I didn't do it, Big O." The crazy girl grinned madly, "It was my friend, Explosivo!"

"Who's Explosivo?" The surfer girl blinked.

"Explosivo is loco for boom-boom!" Izzy said with Spanish accent, ignored the surfer girl's question.

"…Boss, she's scaring me…" Rodney gulped and the aspiring villain nods mutely.

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

"Gaffers, are we ready?" Chris gave the punk a detonator.

"Time for a little punk rock." Duncan grinned and set off the explosives. It was like a firework with a lot of paint splatters and the result was a large green skull.

"And who says vandalism doesn't pay?" The host smirked before he walks away from the Gaffers.

"Got to hand it to you, that was really good one." Gwen smirked with hands on her hip.

"Eh, it's the better thing I can do in short time." The punk chuckled.

* * *

**(Killer Grip)**

"Are we ready to blow it up?" The host asked the Grips.

"Si, si, Explosivo is ready!" Izzy suddenly push the detonator.

"…"

"…"

Chris glanced at the unexploded explosives, "…Well, folks, looks like we're having some technical dif…" There was a sound of explode, followed by a huge pillar of paint before it splatters all over the host and Grips.

"Explosivo is one crazy hombre." The crazy girl laughed evilly.

"Explosive, yes." The host grumbled as he walk toward the Gaffer's side, "Creative and controlled, not so much. The Gaffers are victorious!" The said team cheered, "It is my honor to present your prize…" Chris gestured at the trunk as Chef pushed it on the cart, "The big trunk of mind-blowing secrets! You'll be defending it with your very lives in the final part of the challenge!"

* * *

**(War Set: Battlefield)**

"Are you okay, O?" Lindsay asked worriedly.

"Ugh…" Owen groaned, "It's hard to go number two…"

"I got what you need right here, Owen." Chef grunted as he brings the blender to the oaf, "A tasty bran smoothie for your sorry bound-up ass."

"No…" The oaf whimpered, "Bran…Smoothie…I need bacon-cheese blendy…"

"JUST DRINK THIS DAMN THING!" The cooker force-fed the flailing oaf, "IT'S FOR YOUR DAMN GOOD!"

* * *

Chris grinned at the teams, "Contestants, get ready to begin your next war challenge. It's a giant game of capture the flag, except in this case, the flag is the trunk of mind-blowing secrets! There's only one way to learn what's in the trunk, and that's to win the challenge. The team that wins the challenge will get immunity from tonight's vote and a peek inside this trunk…But be ready! The secrets inside will blow your brains to bits!"

"It better not be a paint bomb inside." Heather scowled.

"I wish!" The host laughed as he walk over to the sheet-covered object with Chef, "Gaffers, this is your base camp. Our set-decoration team wanted to build you guys a towering castle full of defensive possibilities, but they went to see a movie instead, so we're gonna give you this." The cooker removed the sheet to reveal a rotting…"I think it's a tool shed." Chris said unsurely before it falls apart, "…Was a tool shed. Good luck!"

"How can we defend this thing with nothing?" Gwen glared at the retreating host.

"We can make our own fort." Dawn offered her idea, "Kinda like a hole in ground or something." B opened his mouth to give his option…

"That's good idea." Heather said.

"You do whatever you want." Duncan grunted, "I'm gonna go set some booby traps."

"Need help, dattebayo?" Naruto asked.

"Sure." The punk nodded, he remembered some of the redhead's traps during the nametag hunter.

"Well, since Duncan and Naruto are setting up their traps, we should get start on digging a hole." Gwen glanced at her team.

* * *

**(Killer Grips)**

Lindsay peeked through her binoculars and scanning the battlefield. "Admiral, what's going on?" Beth asked.

"Well, Diego and Nevan sort of, like, disappeared, and the rest of them are digging a hole for some weird reason." The bombshell replied.

"I recommend we attack immediately!" The farmer girl said.

"Team, Admiral Lindsay, her hotness, says it's time we attack." Lindsay ordered her team.

"Uh, first, Admiral Lindsay, a suggestion, um, from Explosivo." Izzy giggled, "He says we make a Trojan Taco."

"Ooh, I love Mexican food." The bombshell squealed.

"Ok, first we make a giant taco shell, five kilometers wide." The crazy girl grinned, "Then we load it with beef, beans, cheese…"

"And jalapenos?" Lindsay cut in, "I like it spicy."

"Si!" Izzy nodded, "Muy, muy caliente! But the salsa, my friends, the salsa we make from TNT!"

"Whoa, whoa, we are not going to blow them up!" Bridgette shouted, "We are just going to attack them and capture the trunk."

"Barbara's right." The bombshell nodded, "We are going to attack so…Let's go down there and fight!"

"Aw, man!" The boys grumbled.

"Now, listen, peeps." Lindsay cleared her throat, "I know you're frightened of going into battle, but I'm here to say, 'be strong, be fierce, be ferocious'. Go and fight for that trunk like it's boxing day and you're fighting for the cutest pair of yoga pants. Show no mercy!" The Grips cheered as they charge toward the battlefield, "I'll be here when you're done!"

* * *

The Gaffers watch on as the Grips charged past them without noticing anything and stepped on the net trap, hoisting most of the Grips up in air. "Hold on, guys…" Rodney reached for them but he hears a snap and look down to see a broken wire before the rope entrap his leg and flicked him across the battlefield with a scream. Duncan swing by and cut the net's rope as it flicked the rest of Grips in air, joining the country boy.

"That is really fun." The punk chortled.

"You said it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he joined the rest of his team, "I already set up some traps so keep your eyes out for them.

"Sure, Whiskers." Duncan ran across the battlefield with an evil smirk, seems like he is really getting into it now.

"How you guys holding up?" The redhead asked.

"We're fine." Gwen replied, "Can't believe how easy the challenge is."

"Hai, they don't have one thing and that's prankster, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"That's true." Dawn said as she tugged the redhead's shirt before she whispers in his ear, "If we won the challenge, is tonight okay?"

"Um…Yeah, tonight." The redhead nodded at her with a smile.

* * *

The Grip members were hanging upside down with ropes around their legs after their several attempts and some of them grumbled at their luck. "Time's up!" Chris shows up with a chuckle, "The Gaffers have defended the chest, putting them in the winner's circle. That means the Grips will be sending home one of their own tonight. And now it's time to reveal to the winners the mind-blowing secrets within this trunk!" The Gaffers gathered around the trunk as it opened, "Here's what you were fighting for, team."

"…"

"…"

"…That's what we won today?" Heather glared at the empty trunk.

"Oh yeah!" The host laughed, "That's the madness of war!"

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"This one's a nail-biter." Chris smirked, "I'd say no one's safe tonight. Lindsay, how do you feel about your chances?"

"Let's face it, Cyrus." Lindsay placed her hand on chest, "It was my lousy admiraling that cost us the challenge. If I go home tonight, I won't blame anyone…Except Beth."

"Why me?" The said girl blinked.

"Well, I have to blame someone." The bombshell admitted.

"Then there's Izzy." The host sighed, "You overdid it on the bomb challenge and cost your team an important victory. Will it be your crazy bum sitting in the Lame-o-sine tonight for the second time?"

"Explosivo does not answer most answers." Izzy said.

"Justin, Beth and Lindsay seem to have kind of left your corner, pretty boy." Chris smirked at the model, "Are you worried?"

"Nah, I ever worry." Justin waved it away, "Causes wrinklage."

"All right, then." The host rolled his eyes, "Votes have been tabulated, so it's time to present the awards. Tonight, the Gilded Chris goes to…Beth, Max, Bridgette, Rodney, Lindsay, Owen…And now only two nominees left." The crazy girl and the model glanced at each other, "The final award goes to…"

"…" Izzy grinned with 'V' sign.

"…" Justin just crossed his arms.

"…Justin!" Chris announced.

"Por que?" The crazy girl gasped.

"Time to go, crazy maggot!" Chef quickly grabbed Izzy and tossed her in the Lame-o-sine.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm not saying I voted for Izzy just because she said I'm not cute." Justin smirked, "Ok, it was just because of that. Thing is, Beth and Lindsay told me that they were sending me home. So you see? I didn't lose my mojo. I just needed to shake things up, ha." He flipped his hair back, "With my new patented all-time lady-killing mega-flip. I'm back, baby."

_***Static***_

"I voted for her because she really scared me." Rodney rubbed his neck, "She's crazy than ol' Betsy!"

_***Static***_

"It's logical to vote a wild card off." Max crossed his arms, "She may will mess up my evil plans!"

* * *

**(Girl's Trailer)**

Dawn was about to step out but the queen bee stop her and look over her. "Are you going to wear these clothes?" Heather asked and the petite girl glanced at her clothes, it was just normal attires.

"Indeed, I am." Dawn said before Heather pull her toward the queen bee's suitcase and she pull out a sundress.

"Here, you can borrow this dress for the night." The queen bee grunted, "You have to look your better for the mock date. Hurry up!" The petite girl just blinked.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

Naruto rubbed his head, he already told Bridgette about the mock date and she got really mad at him. Maybe he could have a talk with her after this mock date and try to work it out. "Naruto, are you ready?" The redhead jumped at Dawn's voice and turn around to see her as he tried to slow his heart down.

"You look really nice, dattebayo." Naruto smiled at the petite girl. She was wearing a blue floral sundress and her hair was tied in chignon. "Huh, is that Heat-chan's dress?" The redhead recognized the same dress that the queen bee always bring but hardly wear it.

"Indeed, it is." Dawn nodded, "She lend it to me and help me with my hair because she say that I have to look my best."

"Sound like her." The redhead chuckled as they walk together, "Well, let's go."

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Wow, I don't know this place existed, dattebayo." Naruto glanced around the woods, who would know that there was a real small forest in this film lot.

"I found this place a few days ago when I was searching for a place to meditate." Dawn replied as she takes hold of the redhead's hand, "I forget to thank you for agreeing to take me out on a mock date."

"It's okay, I'll do anything to help my friends out, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled and glances at her held hand, it was really small and soft than it looks like. "So…What do you want to experience?"

"Hmm…" The petite girl glanced at him, "I just want to walk around with you like that and maybe a dance?"

"Oh, sure…" Naruto rubbed his head, "Is that all you want for the mock date?"

"Yes, I do." Dawn gave him a faintly smile and the redhead thought it make her look more cute.

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

Chef releases a silent groan at the sound of gritting teeth from the surfer girl behind him and he can hear her stabbing the fork into the table. "Clumsy maggot, stop it." The cooker grunted, "You're giving me a headache and you don't like it when I have a headache."

"Oh, sorry…" Bridgette muttered angrily, "I'm just mad…"

"Because of brat?" Chef crossed his arms and she knows that he mean Naruto because the cooker only calls the redhead that.

"Kinda…I'm also mad at myself for not saying anything." The surfer girl sighed, "I don't know what to do because that's my…"

"First relationship." He sighed as the cooker rubbed his head, "Look, I know it's not my place to say anything but…There's no perfect relationship and it's also brat's first relationship so you can't blame him for being a densest brat in the whole fucking world."

"He's not that dense…" Bridgette stared at Chef for a while, "…Ok, he is."

"Yeah…Just tell him how you really feel." The surfer girl opened her mouth to say something but the cooker raised his hand, "And don't say that it will ruin everything between you two! Jeez, you teenagers always keep making easy things look so damn complicated. Just talk to him and work things out. All the relationship always has rocky times and it happened to everyone…"

"…Thank, Chef." Bridgette smiled softer, "I never thought that you really car…"

"If you tell anyone about me going softie on you maggots…" Chef slammed the plate in front of the surfer girl, "YOU'LL WISH THAT YOU WERE IN HELL!"

"Got it." Bridgette stared at the stomping cooker with paled face.

* * *

**(Woods)**

That felt little weird for the redhead, it was the first time he dance with a girl in the woods at night and they was doing the waltz, courtesy of Dawn's request. "Enjoy it so far, dattebayo?" Naruto smiled at the petite girl and she just nods, focusing on her feet so she doesn't make any mistakes. They kept went on for hours while making a small talk about each other.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

After walk the petite girl back to her trailer and wish her a good night, Naruto was about to enter his trailer until he hear someone calling out to him and he turns around to see his girlfriend. "O-Oh, Bri-chan." The redhead rubbed his head nervously, he doesn't know if the surfer girl was still mad at him.

"Um…Do you have some time?" Bridgette rubbed her arm.

"Yeah, I do." Naruto said, "You know I always have time for you anytime."

"Can we walk around for a while?" The surfer girl smiled and the redhead nodded as he joins her for their walk.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

It was really quiet for couple as they walk around with held hands and they were thinking about what to say. "Naruto, I want to tell you something but it was hard for me to say it." Bridgette sighed.

"What is it?" Naruto asked worriedly.

"I…I'm scared." The surfer girl muttered, "I'm really scared that it's our first relationship and um…someone told me that the first relationship will never work out and you will replace me with someone better than me…Because of that, I got really jealous when the girls talk to you and I kept get worry that it will be one of them that will replace me because I'm too plain and I don't want that to happen…"

"Bri-chan, don't think like that, dattebayo." The redhead stopped her as he look in her teary eyes, "I don't know who told you that. It's true that first relationship don't work out…" The surfer girl flinched, "But there are some first relationships that turn out well and I know a few people who got married in their first relationship." He wiped Bridgette's tears off, "And you're not plain to me at all, dattebayo. To me, you're unique…I love every part of you, I love your clumsiness, your laidback attitude, your friendly nature…Hell, I even love your jealousy because it show me how much you really care about me…" Naruto cupped her cheeks as they look into each other's eyes, "I really love you so much that there's no one that will ever replace you in my life…I love you, Bridgette Paige."

"…I love you too, Naruto McLean-Uzumaki." Bridgette smiled brightly before they kiss under the moonlight.

* * *

**(Studio 83)**

It has been a several days after their war challenge and the host ordered everyone to meet him for their challenge of the day. "Today's challenge is…" Chris gestured at the 60's city set, "Mafia theme! The plot is that the Grip family is muscling in the Gaffer family's turf and it's up to the Gaffer to defend their territory." Chef passed out the mafia jackets and the castmates noticed that they have the nametags on back. "That's right! To take your enemies out, all you have to do is rip the nametag off." The host chuckled, "The rules are very simple…First, one team will defend by evading the attack team while the other team will attack by ripping the nametags off…Second, the team's position will alterative between attack and defend each ten minutes. Understand?"

"…Did you just take it off Running Man show again?" Heather narrowed her eyes at the host.

"…Maybe…" The host glanced around with shifty eyes, "Anyway! Gaffer family will defend first and I'm giving them a head start to hide before I start the game…" The Gaffers ran off into the city set.

* * *

**(B)**

"_Five minutes start now! Five minutes start now!"_ B glanced around as the loudspeakers announced the start of their challenge and he noticed a empty small box before he jump in, hiding himself in the box.

* * *

**(Owen)**

"Where do you think they are hiding?" The oaf glanced at the surfer girl as they walk together and checked their surrounding for any Gaffers.

"I really don't know…" Bridgette tapped her cheek as she glanced at the black car, "Do you think one of them must be in this one?"

"Maybe…" Owen peeked inside, "Nope, not even a cookie crumb." The surfer girl rolled her eyes at his comment.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I thought it would be easy but it's really hard to find them." Rodney groaned, "I'm not good at finding things."

_***Static***_

"It's really good thing that we start with the defensive." Heather smirked with crossed arms, "We can find a lot of hiding places and use it against the Grips when we get in attack position."

* * *

**(Gwen)**

The goth girl skids on her feet at the turn and run down the alley, followed by Max and Lindsay. They found her in one of the hidden boxes and Gwen took off before they have a chance to rip her nametag off. "As your future leader, I order you to surrender!" The aspiring villain wheezed out as he held his side, "Just give me a break!"

"Like hell, I will!" The goth girl quickly leap off the trashcan and grabbed on the fire escape's ladder. She climbs up with a smirk, ignored the grumbling Grips and she was about to get away but someone was already up there. "…Oh man…" Gwen groaned at the sight of smirking farmer girl.

"Two choices, which ones will you take?" Beth asked with a coyly smirk.

"_Sixty seconds left! Sixty seconds left!"_

"Quick!" Lindsay gasped, "Tear it off before it's too late!" The farmer girl climbed down the ladder and attempt to rip the goth girl's nametag off but she lean back out of Beth's reach.

_Riiip!_

Gwen's eyes widened and turn her head to see that it was Max that ripped her nametag off by standing on top of the bombshell's shoulders.

"_Gwen out! Gwen out! Time's up! Switch! Start in ten seconds!"_

"Oh great…" The goth girl huffed, only if she last a few seconds.

* * *

**(Justin)**

"Alright." The model smirks at the announcement of Gwen's elimination and prepare himself for the start of the second round.

"_Start! Start! Start!"_

_Riiip!_

Justin slowly turns around to see the smirking silent boy, it turn out that he was hiding in the box right behind him.

"_Justin out! Justin out!"_

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"How humiliating is that?" The model groaned, "The second round barely start and I just got out in just few seconds…Ugh!" Justin sighed, "At least, I won't get my beautiful body injured in this brutal challenge."

* * *

**(Dawn)**

The petite girl walks past a door before she stops and turns around to open the door. "Eep!" Rodney yelped in the small closet, he thought the fake store has a big room but it was just a small closet. "C-C-C-Can…Um…" The country boy stuttered.

"I'm sorry, I can't do that." Dawn said as if she knows what he was going to say.

_Riiip!_

"_Rodney out! Rodney out!"_

"I'll be off then." The petite girl nods her head at the country boy before walk away as if she didn't rip his nametag off.

"B-B-Bye…" Rodney stuttered, he doesn't know how the hell did this girl just knew where he was hiding…Maybe it was because he kept bumped around in the closet?

* * *

**(Owen)**

The oaf kept locked the door every time it got unlocked and look outside. "Come on, Big O, the longer you stay in, the harder it will be for you, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he picked the door's lock with Duncan on other side of the car, "You shouldn't hide in this car."

"Can you just let me go?" Owen begged, "I promise that I will let you go if I caught you!"

"Hmm, Duncan?"

"I say hell no." The punk grunted, "Just stop locking the damn door!"

"NEVER!" The oaf wailed.

* * *

**(Heather)**

The queen bee shakes her head at the screaming bombshell as she open the door before close it to open other door. "You're so fast!" Lindsay panted as she ran to another door and open it to see Heather again.

'…No, you are just running in circle…' Heather rolled her eyes, it turns out that the bombshell thought that the doors will lead to different rooms and in reality, it was just a wall with four doors in one room. The queen bee just ripped Lindsay's nametag off, just in time before the end of second round.

* * *

**(B)**

"_Switch! Start in ten seconds!"_

"Can you believe how lucky I am?" Beth sighed happily and the silent boy fidgeted around with sweats on his face. He just stumbled up on the farmer girl when she was hiding in one of the hidden boxes and was going to rip her nametag off but it was too late for him.

"_Start! Start! Start!"_ B quickly turns around and was about to run off but…

_Riiip!_

"_B out! B out!"_

"Sorry, better luck next time." Beth ran off with a wave and the silent boy sighed.

* * *

**(Max)**

"Where are they?" The aspiring villain mumbled to himself as he turned around the corner of the alley to see Duncan.

"Let's hang out." The punk chortled with an evil smirk.

"Um…How about no?" Max gulped.

"I wasn't asking you." Duncan picked him up at arm length and carried him to the hiding spot. "All I need is just five minutes to getting know you."

"HELP!" The aspiring villain screamed, "I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! I NEED AN ADULT!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Not my job." Chef crossed his arms.

* * *

**(Bridgette)**

The surfer girl chased the petite girl as she duck into the alley and Bridgette turns around the corner to see nothing. She glanced around and slowly walks in with her guard up before she heard a soft sound of footsteps. She turns her heads to see Dawn ran away from her. "…How can she do that?" Bridgette muttered to herself, the alley was dead-end and there was barely anything to hide in.

_Riiiip!_

"_Dawn out! Dawn out!"_

"Whoo-hoo!" The surfer girl can hear the oaf's cheer, "I did it!" It turn out that the petite girl just ran into Owen when he was just passing though.

"_Time's up! Switch! Ten seconds!"_

* * *

**(Duncan)**

"Well, I really enjoy our little chat." The punk chuckled as he tore Max's nametag off and walk away from the grumbling aspiring villain.

"I will make you regret for eliminate me!" Max shook his fist at Duncan's back with a scowl.

"_Max out! Max out! Max out! Max out! Max out!"_

"Shut up!" The aspiring villain cried out.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"Leave me alone!" Beth cried out as she ran up the fire escape, followed by the redhead.

"Sorry, Beth." Naruto grinned as he reached out for her nametag, "Can't do that, dattebayo." The farmer girl twisted her torso to evade the redhead's hand and quickly ran across the rooftop before she skidded to stop in front of the ledge.

"Um…" Beth gulped and turns around to see the smirking redhead. "…Go easy on me?"

_Riiiip!_

"_Beth out! Beth out!"_

"Sorry about that, dattebayo." Naruto ran off with a wave and the farmer girl sighed at her luck, at least she last longer than usual.

* * *

**(Heather)**

"I have been waiting for that for a long time." The queen bee smirked evilly as the surfer girl glared at her, "Only three minutes left, I wonder if you can outlast it? Let's find out!" Heather lunged at Bridgette but the surfer girl evades her attacker and ran off, only to run into the dead-end alley. Bridgette turn on her heels and gritted her teeth as the queen bee charged toward her, well, she won't go out without a fight!

* * *

**(Duncan)**

"That's kind of sad." The punk muttered as Owen crawl on fours with a heavy pant after a long chase, "Let me put you out of your misery."

_Riiiip!_

"_Owen out! Owen out!"_

"Oh thank the sweet beans!" The oaf flopped on the floor, "It was hell…Hell, I tell you…"

"Yeah, yeah." Duncan rolled his eyes.

* * *

**(Bridgette)**

_Riiiip!_

"Finally!" Heather panted with a few tears in her clothes as the disarray surfer girl glared at her, "I hope they will vote for you this time!" Their fight was two minutes and thirty seconds long.

"_Bridgette out! Bridgette out! Challenge over! Challenge over!"_

* * *

"In the end, the Gaffer family defended their turf!" Chris grinned, "Even if it was just a short challenge, the Gaffers won." The said team cheered, "And Grips, see you at the Gilded Chris ceremony…You know the drills by now."

"Ugh…" Bridgette groaned with her teammates.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"I'm starting to think that your team must be cursed, I mean is that your fifth elimination now?" The host chuckled, "Seriously, you must be cursed…Anyway, the results are in and I'm sure that you all know what I was going to say, right?"

"Yes, we do." The Grips deadpanned.

"Yep, the Gilded Chris go to…" Chef tossed the awards to the castmates as the host mentioned their names, "Bridgette, Lindsay, Owen, Max, Beth! It's down to Justin and Rodney…Justin, you let your guard down and it got you out of the challenge in a shortest time ever! Rodney, you let a little girl rip your nametag off because you were just a stuttering mess…" The two boys glanced at each other, "The final award goes to…"

"…" Rodney swallowed his Adam's apple.

"…" Justin blinked with blank face.

"…Justin!" Chris announced, "Country boy, it's time to sleep with the fishes." The host paused to laugh, "Get it? It's because we just had a mafia challenge…" No one say anything for a while, "…Forget you." He grumbled to himself as Chef brings Rodney to the Lame-o-sine.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Noooo!" Max screamed angrily, "I can't believe it, I just lost my valuable minion! Someone is going to pay for it! Mark my words!"

_***Static***_

"Sorry, Rod." Owen rubbed his head, "You're too strong and it's better to get you out when we have a chance."

_***Static***_

"I have nothing against Rodney." Justin shrugged, "But I don't want to go against him after the merge if it happens."

* * *

**(The Aftermath Show: Main Stage)**

"Yo, everyone." Geoff grinned, "I'm Geoff."

"And I'm Eva." Eva grunted, "Welcome back to Aftermath, tonight we will have five losers joining us."

"Babe, they ain't losers…"

"What did I just tell you?!" The bodybuilder growled.

"Sorry!" The party boy gulped, "Anyway, we may see some of 'tudes on today's show, 'cause we've got Harold, Jo, DJ, Leshawna, and Rodney!" The audience gave their hosts a cheer and applauds.

"And we've got the guys from the first season." Eva gestured at the peanut gallery, never noticed that her boyfriend just walk offstage for some reason and she turn back to see nothing. "Where is he?" The bodybuilder snarled, "I'm going to break his fucking spine for…"

"We're on nationwide television." Noah cleared his throat.

"Oh…" Eva rubbed her head, "Well, between our episodes, there were five eliminations…I don't count the crazy girl's elimination at all because she lost twice and we don't need to interview her again…" She glanced at the empty seat and growled as the party boy finally shows up next to her. "Where the hell were you?!"

"Um, I was fixing my hair." Geoff rubbed his head with a sheepish grin.

"You what!" Eva snarled as she hit his arm, "If you do it again next time, I'll really break your fucking back!"

"Yes, dear…" The party boy winced in pain, "Let's welcome our first guest…It all took one bad make-up and a scheme to take her down, the jockette with attitude, Jo!" The audience cheered for the jockette as she walks toward the seat with a scowl on her face, "What's up, Jo…"

"Shut it, slacker!" Jo growled.

"Whoa, you sound very pissed off…" Geoff gulped.

"I am pissed off!" The jockette snarled, "I just found out that it was the pretty boy that just got me voted off! When I get my hands, I'm going to…" She murmured to herself, something about nail bats and face.

"Um…Eva?"

"Well, how do you feel about your experience on the Total Drama Action as one of five new contestants?" The bodybuilder asked.

"It's hard to say." Jo shrugged, "All I can say is that Chris really talk a lot and it was little hard to keep things moving because you don't know when the challenge will start." Some of the teenagers nodded, "Another than that, it suck that I missed my chance of getting this stupid million bucks."

"While we are chatting with Jo, let's check in on the eliminated castmates to see how they are doing backstage." Geoff gestured at the large screen above them.

* * *

**(Backstage Room)**

Leshawna grumbled to herself with crossed arms as the boys was just sitting around, waiting for their cue to come out on the stage. "I can't believe they choose Heather over me!" The sassy girl threw her arms up, "I tried to warn them that bitch will be up to something but do they listen? Nooo!" The boys glanced at each other and they were not sure what to say about it before they shrugs at each other.

"I'm really nervous because my momma is here today, and I promised I'd never fib again." DJ gulped.

* * *

**(Main Stage)**

The hosts whispered to each other about who they will bring out next as the intern bring Momma to her chair next to the peanut gallery. "Is this thing on?" Leshawna asked on the giant screen, "Hey, everyone! Leshawna's in house!" Her eyes widened at some booing from the audience, they don't like how she tricked her own team to get a reward.

"Let's bring DJ out here as we watch the footage of his time in TDA." Eva grunted and the audience cheered for the Jamaican giant as they watch his moment on screen, never noticed that the bodybuilder just pulled her boyfriend back in seat when he attempted to redo his make-up.

"DJ started out as a strong contender this season." Geoff said.

"But it was too short for him when he felt too guilty about his illegal alliance with Chef." The bodybuilder said, "He decided to man up and quit. Here's DJ!" The Jamaican giant walks in with a wave and smile as the audience cheered again before he takes his seat.

"Hey, everybody." DJ smiled, "What's up?"

"So, man, does it suck to lose a chance to get million bucks?" Geoff asked.

"Not at all, I keep my integrity and that's worth more." The Jamaican giant chuckled.

"Oh come on, that is total bullsh…OW!" The party boy cried out at the head smack from his girlfriend.

"Don't mind him." Eva ignored the whining party boy, "We decided not to do the 'Truth or…' because someone thinks it will be good idea to drop a fucking anvil."

"I still think it was good idea…" Geoff held up his hands at the scowling bodybuilder, "But I disagree with myself, my honey bear!"

"Good boy." The bodybuilder smirked, "We better keep things going because we are on limit time and three more guests to go…Let's check the webcam. We have Gordon from London."

* * *

**(Webcam)**

"Hi, mates." Gordon sneered, "I'm from London…Ontario…And I want to be a chef. I'm making DJ's sandwiches, but there's some stupid, fucking ingredient I can't fucking figure out a shit!

* * *

The hosts quickly cut it off with shocked expression. "Guess Gordon's got a temper on him…" Geoff chuckled nervously, "DJ?"

"Um…It's family's secret ingredient that I can't share." The Jamaican giant rubbed his head as his momma passed out the sandwiches to the teenagers, "Sorry, man…"

"It's cool, man." The party boy waved it off, "I think it's time to bring Harold out, please welcome him!" There was scattered applauding for the nerd.

"Hey, hey, it's me, the awesome contestant with many mad skills..." Harold waved at the audience.

"Your skills suck!" Someone shouted from the back of the audience.

"Well, you can't win them all…" The nerd taking his seat in front of the smirking hosts with a groan.

"Harold, what did you think when they voted you off in the Action?" Eva asked.

"It's really obvious, they have to vote me off because they know that I totally can own them with a lot of my mad skills…"

"No, it's not!" The same person shouted, "You really really suck!" The nerd glared at the person and he can see that the person must be very skinny since he has a small head.

"Want me to pwn you?!" Harold pulled out tied yo-yos and swings it around.

"Fine!" The man stood up, revealing that he have a huge muscles and was really tall.

"…"

"…"

"…My good sir, why don't you take a seat and I'll shut up?" The nerd said nervously with cold sweats and the man sat down.

"So, how do you feel about your former team doing well without you there?" Geoff asked.

"Hmm, I don't know." Harold shrugged, "All I can do is just rooting for my former team until the merge and from there, it will be hard to choose a person to support."

"True." The party boy nodded.

"It's time to bring out another new guy." Eva grunted, "He's from countryside and give DJ a ran for his money in height but he is very shy around girls, I give you Rodney."

"Uh, hey fellas…" Rodney waved at the audience with nervous expression as he walk onstage and the peanut gallery dropped their jaws at the size of the country boy.

"He's really huge in person…" Tyler paled and the teenagers give him nods.

"Eva, I'll take over here since…Ya know…" Geoff rubbed his head as his girlfriend affirmed with a grunt, "Rodney, I'm curious why you always get tongue-tied around chicks?"

"Um…Well…" Rodney rubbed his head, "I'm not sure…My pa guess that it's because I'm very shy and nervous around girls…"

"…And that's it?" The party boy raised his eyebrows, "No fun…Eva?" The said girl whispered in his ear, "Um…Eva want to know what do you think of Total Drama Action…Why do you always ask the same question?"

"Just because I'm curious about what they think of this show." The bodybuilder grunted.

"I think it was interesting and kinda fun, only if there weren't a lot of back-to-back challenges." The country boy sighed, "And Chris was little cuckoo in head if you know what I mean."

"Try big cuckoo." Noah deadpanned.

"Now it's time for our final guest." Geoff grinned, "Our guest is sassiest, not afraid to say the piece of her mind, and proud…"

"Not to mention that she lied her way to get a spa reward and pinning against a bee." Eva grunted.

"Welcome Leshawna!" The audience booed at the sassy girl as she shows up onstage and takes her seat, sending a glare toward the booing audience.

"Hey, everybody." Leshawna said.

"Hey, liar." The bodybuilder muttered.

"How does it feel when the team voted you off for tricking them in a cruel way?" The party boy asked.

"It's not cruel!" The sassy girl defended, "I just want a damn spa treatment because you have no idea what I went through this stupid show. I got a crocodile skin on my feet!"

"So you lied to get it by playing with your team's feeling and take their chance to spend some time with their favorite person?" Eva scowled.

"Ugh, why are you people getting sore over it?" Leshawna crossed her arms, "It's just a stupid reward!"

"True, it's just a stupid reward but what you did was wrong still." The bodybuilder growled.

"Speak of sore…" Geoff cut in, "I'm curious why you are gunning for Heather?"

"Because she's a bitch that will play us and do anything to wins the game, even by cheating!" The sister snarled.

"You're the bitch this time." Eva grunted, "I watch every episodes and this season, she did nothing but just saying her options and doing the challenges by book."

"Um…I agree with her." The party boy rubbed his head nervously, "She did nothing to you at all during the action, even on the Island too…You were kind of a…um…Ya know…"

"No, I'm not!" Leshawna stood up with a deadly glare, "Prove it!"

"You want a proof?" The bodybuilder grabbed the sister's arm before she dragged Leshawna with her to the backstage room, "You are going to watch all the current Total Drama Action episodes right now!"

"Um…" Geoff glanced around, "Well, since our time is almost up, that's all for today! See you next time."

* * *

**(Film Lot: Trailers)**

It was noon and the castmates grumbled to themselves as the host smirked at them, he just surprised them with another challenge since he felt that the mafia challenge was short for his taste. "This challenge is another elimination challenge and the theme is… Zombie apocalypse!" Chris chuckled.

"But didn't we just do the horror challenge already?" Bridgette asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, but it was slasher theme…" The host tapped his chin, "And I'm not sure about zombie apocalypse flick because some said it's in horror genre and the other said it's apocalypse genre…Meh, why worry about it when there's a challenge to do!" Chris laughed evilly.

"Somehow I don't have a good feeling about that…" No one knows who said it but they all agreed with this person.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

"Your challenge is a running course, filled with zombie obstacles." Chris gestured at the large course and they can see a lot of obstacles. The first obstacle was a dozen of zombie dummies with swinging arms on both side of the first line. The next obstacle, they can see a couple of paintball guns with a lot of zombie standees and the final obstacle…

"Is that Chef as zombie, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked at the moaning cooker in zombie costume.

"Oh, yeah!" The host chuckled, "He's fastest, meanest, smartest, and strongest! The Chef-bie!" Chef-bie bellowed out with dripping saliva, "One member of the teams will have to complete the course by himself or herself and when this person get across the finish line, the next member have to start the course right away. When all of your teammates complete the course, all of your times will add together for the total time, the team who finish it faster than other team wins! With me so far?" The castmates nodded, "Great… If these zombie dummies touch you as you run though the first obstacle, we will add five seconds to your time for each touch. On your second obstacle, you have to shoot each standee in heads, you can't go to the next obstacle until you get them all. The final part is that you have to get past the Chef-bie if you want to reach to the finish line…" Chris looked over them to make sure that they understand him, "Who want to go first?"

"I will go first." Duncan stepped up with a grunt.

"I'll do it." Bridgette said.

"Ready to eat my dust?" The punk smirked at the glaring surfer girl.

"Get on your marks…" Chris used his air horn, "ACTION!" The runners took off and Duncan weaves around the zombie dummies, dodge every arm as Bridgette gets touch three times.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Evading the cops for years really paid off." Duncan crossed his arms with a smirk.

* * *

He was about to reach the second obstacle but the surfer girl beat him by hair and start to fire her paintball gun at the targets, Duncan quickly get the another paintball gun and fire right away. Bridgette was first to finish and race toward Chef-bie, followed by the punk. The cooker zombie roared at them as he charged toward them with outreaching arms and attempt to grab the two runners. Duncan slide under Chef-bie's legs and Bridgette sidestepped out of the cooker's reach as they both ran toward the finishing line, chased by the cooker. They passed the line, the punk in lead by a hair, and Chef-bie roared in fury as he stumbled back to his spot.

"What's my time?" Duncan asked with a smirk and the host checked their time before he adds the penalty time to the surfer girl's time.

"Duncan, 6:23, Bridgette, 6:39." Chris grinned, "Beth and Dawn, you're next…Go!" The said girls quickly take off at the host's shout and run across the first obstacle. The petite girl only get two touches while the farmer girl receive five touches as they race toward the paintball guns and start it right off. Beth completed first and Dawn follow her after ten seconds since it was her first time with paintball gun. After evading the cooker for a while, they finally finished the course in Beth's victory. "The total time…" Chris chuckled, "8:15 for Dawn and 7:57 for Beth."

* * *

After a couple of races with B, Gwen, Lindsay, and Justin, they were watching Heather and Owen shooting at the zombie standees. "I totally know that Owen have no chance in the first obstacle." Justin groaned.

"You know what they always say?" Duncan smirked at the sight of Chef-bie chasing the screaming runners around, "the fat people always go first zombie apocalypse."

"Finally…" Heather crossed the finishing line with a grunt and she turns around to smirk at the screaming oaf in Chef-bie's hand before the cooker tossed him away. Owen rolled himself toward the goal and crossed it with his body.

"Too…Tired…" The oaf wheezed, "To...Stand…Up…"

"I won't announce Heather's and Owen's time since we will add all of your times together after their race." Chris gestured at Max and Naruto, "You guys ready? If not…GO!" He laughed evilly as the final runners set off. The redhead flip over one of the zombie's arms then slide under several zombies' arms and flip to his feet as he race toward the second obstacle. The aspiring villain was not lucky, Max kept bump into each zombies with a scream as he attempts to pass them.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I really don't deal with horror things very well." Max scowled, "When I take over the world, the first thing I will do…Ban every horror movies, games, books, everything that related to horror!"

* * *

"Raaah!" Chef-bie charged toward the smirking redhead before he jumped and push himself off the cooker's head. The cooker fall down with a snarl and turns his head to see Naruto joining his team before glance at the second obstacle to see that the aspiring villain was running to him, this one will not get away like the other maggots! "RAAAAH!" Chef-bie screamed as he chased the screaming villain, "Rah raaah raaaaah!"

"Get away from me!" Max wailed and it went on for a while.

* * *

"Chef, you really traumatized him." Chris chuckled as Max sucked his thumb in fetus position, "Nice! Ok, it's time to reveal the teams' total time! Gaffers, your total time is…44 minutes and 38 seconds! Grips, your total time is…"

"43 minutes…43 minutes…" Bridgette chanted to herself with crossed fingers.

"37 seconds…37 seconds…" Beth gulped, one second can be good enough.

"…50 minutes and 22 seconds!" The host laughed as the Screaming Gaffer team cheered, "I'll see you at Gilded Chris ceremony…again…"

"I think Chris must be right about the curse…" Justin sighed.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"Ok, Bridgette, Justin, Lindsay, and Beth, you got your awards and will do more challenges." Chris grinned as the said castmates set their award aside, "It's down to you two, Owen, Max. Owen, I hope you can lose your weight soon if the zombie apocalypse actually happens. Max, you are such a scaredy-cat because you keep running away from Chef-bie longer than anyone does."

"He's too scary!" Max shivered with thumb in his mouth.

"Yeah, yeah…" The host chuckled, "The final award goes to…"

"…" The oaf gulped nervously.

"…" The aspiring villain kept sucking his thumb.

"…Owen!"

"Whoo-hoo!" Owen cheered, "Whoops, sorry, Max."

"Blast!" Max screamed in fury as Chef-bie dragged him to the Lame-o-sine, "I'll get you someday, Chris, mark my words! SOMEDAY!"

"Oh, I don't know about it." Chris snickered as the limousine drove away from the film lot, "Grips, have a good sleep and don't let the zombie bite."

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

The next morning, the castmates were eating their breakfast and Duncan craved into the table with his knife out of boredom, noticing the queen bee's glare. "What?" The punk grunted.

"Vandal…Weird goth girl..." Heather growled, "Mute…Hippy…Idiot…This is one weird team to be in."

"Weird is awesome than normal, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Said the guy this made everything weirder than weird." The queen bee deadpanned.

"But you don't mind it anyway, Heat-chan." The redhead smirked at his grumbling childhood friend and waving his hand at B as the silent boy walk out of the tent. He never knows that his silent friend just got kidnapped by the interns.

"I feel so lucky to still be here." Beth smiled.

"And I am back on track!" Owen gestured at his face with a huge grin, "My jaw's unwired and back in business! I can finally eat like normal people!"

"Or like ten normal people…" Justin stared at the gobbling oaf.

"I still can't get over the fact that you just healed from a serious injury in just a couple weeks." Bridgette muttered and the oaf smelled something in air.

"Sorry, you guys, but there's a great smell coming from Chef's steam table, and seconds are a-wasting!" Owen flipped over the table and land in the kitchen behind the Gaffer's table and everyone blinked at his surprisingly acrobatic talent.

"…When can he do that?" Gwen deadpanned.

* * *

Everyone just finished their breakfast and was about to leave the tent until they see a rope dropping in the middle of the tent, glance up to see their host slide down the rope with grin on his face. "What an entrance." Beth said.

"Consider it a hint as to today's movie genre." Chris grinned.

"Is it lame-o rock climbing wannabe host movies?" Duncan rolled his eyes.

"No." The host scoffed, "We're paying tribute to the action-packed bank heist gangster caper film."

"Um…" Justin glanced at his team, "Chris, our team is missing a player."

"B is also not here." Dawn said.

"B and Owen are gone, people, because rescuing them is the first part of your challenge." Chris smirked at the gasping castmates, "They've both been locked up in state-of-the-art safes along with all the tools each team will need to commit a movie-perfect bank robbery. Your job is to crack the safes, rescue your teammates, grab the equipment and try to be the first ones to rob the first national bank of Chris. Let's kick it, gangstas." The rope lifted their host up and everyone look at each other.

* * *

**(Grip's Safe)**

"Hello?" Owen took the bag off his head, "I can handle being ambushed and carried away by unknown thugs who keep saying, 'whoa, this dude is heavy', but would it kill them to a little catering in the vault?!"

* * *

**(Gaffer's Safe)**

B paces around the safe and rubbing his chin, thinking about how to get out of this place.

* * *

**(Safes)**

"Duncan, do you have some experience with cracking safes?" Dawn asked.

"Oh, ask a criminal if he can crack the safe." Duncan snorted before he turns to the lock combination, "…Yes, I can. Just give me a few minutes." They asked Naruto for his help since he had some experience breaking in school and his reply was that he only knows how to pick a lock but not the lock combination.

* * *

"Do you think it's like cracking an egg?" Lindsay asked.

"My boyfriend has a bad habit of cracking his knuckles." Beth said as she tried to break in the safe, "Some people say it's gross. I think it's adorable 'cause it's him."

"Um…" Bridgette blinked, "Try not to be rude but how does it relate to cracking the safe?"

"Oh, sorry!" The farmer girl giggled, "I got to say it because 'crack' keep making me think of Brady." The Grips glanced at each other with nervous expression, this girl is getting crazy over a nonexistent person.

* * *

"And…" Duncan smirked as he opened the door, "There! Whiskers, what's the time?"

"Roughly eight minutes, give or take, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the punk snapped his fingers as B walk out with equipment bag in his arms.

"You're okay?" Dawn asked and the silent boy nods at her.

"Let's go, we better widening the gap between them and us." Gwen said and they ran off to the next location.

* * *

After Justin's failed attempt to get code from Chris, the Grips sat in front of the vent and listen to Owen's screaming for foods. "That's it!" The model glanced at the vent with a smirk, "If we can somehow pipe the smell of delicious food into that safe…"

"We'll unleash the power of O!" Lindsay caught on.

"Exactly!" Justin sighed, "But we don't have any food, delicious or otherwise."

"Don't worry." Beth pulled out a perfume bottle, "Back when I was single, I bought a bottle of Desperado, the fragrance of last resort. It attracts men with the same cutting-edge technology supermarkets use to attract customers."

"Meaning?" The model asked.

"It smells just like roast chicken." The farmer girl smirked.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"What kind of company sells a perfume that smells like roast chicken?" Bridgette raised her eyebrows with widened eyes.

* * *

**(Grip's Safe)**

"No, I've never tried plutonium…" Owen muttered hungrily before he smells something from the vent, "Oh, sweet whipped topping, there's chicken out there! People shouldn't make me hungry! You don't like me when I'm hungry!" The oaf's eyes turned green and started to bang on the safe's vault. It took him a while to break though the safe.

* * *

**(Bank Set)**

"Ready?" Gwen glanced at her masked team with paintball guns.

"We're ready, dattebayo." Naruto smirked and ran in with his team.

"This is a robbery!" Duncan shouted.

"Welcome, Gaffers!" Chris suddenly stands up from under the table with a smirk as the said team jumped at his sudden appearance, "You've beaten the Grips to the scene, so you'll get first crack at the teller." B opened his mouth to ask his host about something but…

"Speaking of Grips, where are they?" Heather asked, what they don't know is that Owen was having a breakdown from lacking of foods. The punk glanced at the mysterious blonde teller and starts to check her out as she faced away from them.

"Afternoon, ma'am." Duncan leans on the counter with coyly smirk, "That's a great set of legs you got there, but right now I'd like to focus on those lovely hands of yours. I need them to start filling this pillowcase with cash."

"Anything else I can do for you today…" The teller turned around as she took the blond wig off to revealing Country, "Duncan?"

"EE!" The punk squeaked before he passes out from shock.

"Who's that?" Dawn asked and B opens his mouth to say something.

"Hey, Courtney, been a while." Naruto chuckled, unawake of the fact that he just cut his silent friend off, as the Killer Grip team ran in the bank and blink at the CIT.

"Teams, it is my…" Chris struggled to say something as he held the contact in his hand, "Honor to report that Courtney is back for the duration of the game, and we're all…'exceedingly happy' about it."

"She got booted out fair and square." Heather growled.

"Um…It was Harold that rigged the votes, remember? It wasn't really fair and square, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to his childhood friend as he helped his punk friend up and she blushed at her mistake.

"Sorry, Heather, but myself and the law firm of Fleckman, Fleckman, Cohen and Strauss would beg to differ." Courtney gave them a smug smirk, "We filed a wrongful dismissal lawsuit against the producers and won."

"Good news, eh?" Gwen nudged the shocked punk.

"Um…" Duncan stammered.

"So, Courtney, since you were our bank teller in the challenge…" The host said, "Great job, by the way…You get to decide which team deserves to win first prize." He tossed a bag to the CIT, "Your bag of loot."

"The choice is obvious." Courtney handed the bag to the Screaming Gaffer, "It's Duncan…I mean, the Gaffers since they were the only team that managed to get to my wicket. Congratulations."

"Thank you?" The punk muttered timidly.

"I've seen manlier men trying on women's shoes." Heather deadpanned.

"So, this means the Killer Grips wins second prize." Chris gestured to the said team.

"What prize?" The Grips said in unison.

"Courtney for the rest of the game or until she's eliminated." The host smirked at the shocked CIT as the teams gasped, "So, Grips, Gaffers, your getaway cars are waiting. Better get a move on before the cops arrive." There was pause, "…THAT MEANS GO!" His shout send them run out of the bank set toward the cliff.

* * *

**(Cliff)**

"What's all this junk?" Justin grimaced at the pile of disassembled go-cart and they can hear a honking sound before Chris pulls up in a red Porsche car.

"These are your getaway cars just waiting to be assembled." The host smirked.

"That is so not hot." Heather scoffed with a hand on her hip.

"If the vehicles were ready to go, it wouldn't be much of a challenge, now, would it?" Chris chuckled as he speeded off and the contestants groaned.

* * *

The Killer Grips struggled to figure out how to assembling the go-cart and Courtney growled as she noticed that the Gaffer's go-cart was almost completed, thank to the Gaffer boys. "Hand me these lug nuts." The punk grunted.

"Here, dattebayo." The redhead tossed him the nuts.

"You three really work faster." Gwen said.

"It's just like stripping a car, except in reverse." Duncan tightened the nuts.

"B and I always make things like that for fun back home, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Hey, B, remember one time that we just build a remote-controlled go-cart and scared the daylights out of everyone, dattebayo." The silent boy nodded his head with an eyeroll.

"Ignore the sideshow and start putting together the chassis." The CIT growled at her team.

"Is there something I can do where I won't get grease on my epidermis?" Justin gulped.

"You're kidding, right?" Courtney sneered.

"Hand modeling is one of the things that put me on the map." The model posed.

"Obviously that would be the map of uselessville." The CIT groaned, "How did I get stuck over here?!" She glanced behind her to see that only Bridgette was doing the work, "Where are the others, anyway?"

"Um…Owen is chasing Beth and Lindsay because he thinks they are foods…" The surfer girl rubbed her arm and Courtney just blinked at her.

* * *

Duncan connected the steer wheel to the go-cart and start up the engine as the Gaffers get in. "Hey, Courtney, maybe you'll get to see more than just the back of me when the teams merge." The punk teased.

"That's if she don't get vote off tonight." Heather smirked, "Let's go, Casanova." The Gaffer's go-cart rolled down the slope of the cliff.

"UGH!" Courtney roared, "We need to be starting this challenge yesterday! Where are our wheels? Where is our team?!"

"Here we are!" Beth said as the Grips turned to see the three missing Grips walking up to them, "We had to rewire his jaw with my spare hair elastics, but that's the good news."

"Well, what's the bad?" The CIT sighed, it better not be worse…

"These are kind of toast." Lindsay lifted the bended wheels.

"Toast?" Owen drooled in daze and the farmer girl just slaps him.

"No wheels does not mean it's over for us…" Courtney smacked her face, "We are going to have to improvise."

"How are we going to do with that?" Bridgette asked with confused expression and the CIT smirked.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

"It looks like the Gaffers are about to make a clean getaway and win the challenge." Chris chuckled with his binoculars as the screaming Gaffer drove though several backdrops and an old man with hook and the engine gave out at few yards away from the finishing line.

"What's going on?" Gwen asked.

"I think we're out of gas." Duncan muttered, restarting the go-cart several times and the redhead glance behind to see the incoming Grip, carrying their go-cart like a old cartoon show that he used to watch when he was little.

"B, let's go push the cart, dattebayo!" Naruto jumped out of the cart with his silent friend and quickly push the cart with haste. It was neck to neck race until the Grip's go-cart break down, taking the members down with it and the CIT roared in fury as the Gaffer's go-cart crossed the finishing line.

"First off, I'd like to congratulate both teams for choosing to go green." Chris chuckled, "But in the end, the Gaffers are the winners." The said team cheered, "That means I'll be seeing the Grips at tonight's Gilded Chris ceremony…again. Gaffers, even though you committed the anything-but-perfect crime, you get to enjoy victory and your bag of loot."

* * *

**(Trailers)**

"…" The Gaffers stared at the fake bills with Chris' face on it before they all burn it in the campfire pit with blank expression.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"The time has come." The host smirked at the grumbling Grips, "Like always, Killer Grips, one member of your team will not be receiving a coveted Gilded Chris, made of the finest Belgian chocolate. But not like always…And this is important to remember…This week, according to our lawyers, none of you are allowed to vote off Courtney. You got that, dudes?!"

"We got it." The Grips muttered.

"Good, this show can't afford any more lawsuits." Chris grumbled to himself as the castmates casted their votes, "My massage budget has been sliced in half." He waited until Chef drop down from the roof and pass the result paper to the host. "Gilded Chris award go to…" The host passed out the awards, "Beth, Lindsay, Bridgette, Justin…Why do I have five votes to boot out Courtney when I specifically said you couldn't?"

"I guess we couldn't help ourselves…" Justin shrugged.

"No matter what, my finger would only press the Courtney button." Lindsay said.

"Well, that leaves us with one vote that counts." Chris muttered angrily as the CIT smirked at the oaf, "Owen, you've been eliminated."

"This is bullshit!" The Grips protested, "You can't do that!"

"Sorry, bud." The host sighed, "No chocolate Chris award for you."

"Not even an ear?" Owen whimpered.

"Speech! Speech! Speech!" The Grips chanted.

"He lost the game for us, guys!" Courtney snarled, "Hello?!"

"Anything in your contract to stop him from speaking?" Chris smirked, "Then a little light for my friend here."

"Oh, wow!" The oaf laughed in his tuxedo as the light beamed on him, "I'd like to thank the academy."

"The academy of the Gilded Chris, trademark patented and all mine." The host chuckled and the Grips tossed their awards to the oaf.

"This has been the role of a lifetime." Owen grinned, "Thank to Justin, who inspired me every day with his physical perfection and hot dogginess. To Lind, my love of life, who is beautiful in a soda pop-y kind of way. To Bridge, who show me a lot of considerate with her bubblegum personality. To Beth, who motivated me with her delicious crispy skin and her tender juicy goodness. To Chirs, who also smells de…" The music slows down, "What? No, you can't play me off yet! To my mom, who let me quit piano lessons! To my brothers, I'm sorry for scamming your Halloween candies!"

"We love you, Owen!" Beth hollered.

"You're bigger than life!" Justin shouted.

"I love you, O!" Lindsay giggled.

"You deserve to win the million bucks!" Bridgette smiled and they all watch him walk to the Lame-o-sine before it takes off.

* * *

**(Girl's Trailer)**

"Poor O…" Lindsay pouted as she brushed her hair, it has been three days since his elimination and she really miss him a lot.

"Cheer up, I have a feeling that you will see him soon again." Dawn said, caused the bombshell to yelp out at her sudden appearance.

"Oh, no!" Lindsay gasped, "I've got my hair in a knot! Beth, could you…"

"Here." Heather quickly appears at her side, "Let me."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"It kills me that Lindsiot has all that hair on her head when it's her fault that I lost mine." Heather snarled, "I would have chopped it off, but all I had was a hairbrush."

* * *

The queen bee yanked the hairbrush down with an evil smirk and the bombshell cried out in pain. "Heather!" Lindsay winced, "I think you pulled my eyes into the back of my head."

"Well, you need it to watch out for Courtney." Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Yeah." Beth frowned, "She's so bossy."

"And little mean." Dawn deadpanned, last night the petite girl was telling the CIT about her auras and Courtney just yelled at her to bug off.

"And I think we didn't need know-it-all on the show." The bombshell sighed.

"Oh really?" Heather yanked the hairbrush again with a growl.

"OW!" Lindsay cried out, "I mean like Howard before he got voted off! Now that Bossy McSmarty Pants is back, no one's ever gonna listen to me ever again."

"I'm pretty sure that she will listen to you…" Bridgette rubbed her neck, "I think."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I have gotta get me some hair." The queen bee frowned, "Not Gwen's weird hair or Beth's pathetic ponytail, and I'm way too smart to be Lindsay blond, same goes for Bridgette's blond hair, but Courtney's…Hers would be perfect!" She pick up a scissors, "I'm just gonna borrow these, 'k?"

"What about Dawn?" The intern, in charge of makeup, asked.

"Um…" Heather blinked, "She's my frie…Eh, I means she's in my alliance so there's no need to!"

* * *

**(Boy's Trailer)**

"Dude, how can you spend so much time on your coif?" Duncan stared at Justin as the model used a hairspray.

"My agent, Jesus, says it's my best feature, along with my neck, nose, chin, cheekbones, earlobes, eyebrows…" Justin smirked.

"You know who's got nice hair?" The punk sighed dreamily, "Courtney…I-I-I mean, not that I've ever noticed."

"Liar." Naruto chuckled, "It's okay since she's your girlfriend. It's same thing with me when it come to Bri-chan, dattebayo." B opened his mouth to say something but…

"Or maybe it's my eyes?" The model said, cut the silent boy off.

"I-I mean, I did noticed back when I cared." Duncan muttered, "But not now."

"Hai, hai, whatever help you sleep at night, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled with shaking head and the silent boy was about to say something again but the bellowing horn cut him off, caused B to throws his arms up in air.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

The castmates walk out to see their host, in prehistoric loincloth, with a huge horn and he rubs his horn with a smile. "Talk about your fashion faux pas." Heather raised her eyebrows at the host.

"Like it?" Chris gestured at his loincloth, receiving a lot of laughing from the castmates.

"Oh, it hurts!" Duncan chortled, "A lot!"

"…You think that hurts?" The host glared, "Wait till you hear today's challenges. Now let's get started…"

"Ahem." Courtney cleared her throat.

"As soon as I take care of a few formalities." Chris muttered with a deadly glare, "Thank to Courtney's lawsuit, she'll be playing by a different set of rules."

"You said there are no rules." The punk pointed out.

"There are when you have a good lawyer." The CIT smirked.

"Chef, let's get this over with…" The host grabbed the book from Chef's hand, "Rule one…Notwithstanding that contestants are not permitted contact with the outside world, the contestants hereafter referred to as 'Courtney' may retain a personal digital assistant, aka her PDA."

"What!" Beth gasped, "That's so not fair! I'm the one with the boyfriend!"

"Care to take that up with our legal department, Beth?" Chris grunted as the cooker broke the podium in pieces, "Didn't think so…Rule two…Whereas contestants shall continue to receive allocated meals provided by Chef Hatchet, Courtney shall be entitled to a gourmet dining experience with parties consisting of producers and myself as applicable. I hope you like lobster."

"NO WAY!" The girls screamed out in fury and everyone started to protest against the CIT for the unfairly special treatments.

"Let's see your lawyers get you out of this one." The host chuckled.

"What?" Courtney gasped at the castmates' reactions, "I'm still sleeping in the girls' trailer."

"Where she will have a pure goose down pillow, extra lofty comforter and 700 thread-count sheets." Chris smirked evilly, "Oh, and her own private bathroom!"

"WHAT!" Gwen snarled with her finger in the CIT's face, "You better pray that it's not an elimination challenge because you will be the first to go!"

"Yeah!" Everyone mumbled in unison.

"Those are the new rules." Chris laughed, "Let's call them Courtney's Rules in honor of Courtney, who gets special treatment and an unfair advantage."

"Nice…" Duncan growled, "Our spoiled princess didn't waste any time hooking herself up."

"It's fair because of what happened to me back on the island!" Courtney snarled, "It was rigged!"

"Naruto also got vote off by rigged voting last season and you don't see him bitching about it." The punk crossed his arms.

"And he came back in next episode!" The CIT threw her arms up, "I should be back on this show!"

"Because the fans vote for him and he's fan-favorite!" Duncan growled as they glared at each other, "Let's face it, you can't win the game fair and square!"

"Um…Can you guys not bring me in that, dattebayo?" Naruto said with sweatdrop, "I felt like you two are fighting over me…"

"While I'm lovin' this show of hostility, I think today's challenges will help bring out your more…" The host walked past them with a chuckle, "Primal instincts. Today's genre…The Period movie!"

"Ooh, I love period movies!" The farmer girl gushed, "All the pretty petticoats and dresses with puff sleeves."

"Do we get wigs?" Heather asked.

"Chef, do we have a wig?" Chris asked and the cooker glanced at the hangers with loincloths before he pull out a red wig with bone in it.

"Ugh!" The queen bee groaned at the wig's scent as she caught it, "It smells like raw meat!"

"That's because our period is the Paleolithic period, which I thought you dumb-dumbs might have guessed from my loincloth." The host placed his hands on hip.

"Paleo-lipstick?" Lindsay tilted her head, "Is that a new brand?"

"It's the stone age." Beth cleared it up for her bombshell friend, "We're going to be cave girls."

"No talking!" Chris wiggled his finger, "Cave people grunt and look confused, which means for once, you're all perfectly cast."

"Does it apply to you and Chef?" Dawn asked innocently and the host blinked dumbfounded.

"That's good one, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled the petite girl's hair with a chuckle.

"I don't understand?" She blinked confusingly.

"A-a-anyway…" Chris cleared his throat, "Cave people in prehistoric flicks do two things…Make fire and use tools made of bones. Technically you should also know how to bring a mammoth with a stick, but since Owen's no longer here, no mammoth, no challenge." The host walked over to the clothes hangers, "Here are your costumes. Get into character, people."

"You've gotta be kidding." Duncan deadpanned.

"I never kid!" The host chuckled, "Actually, I do, but never about something this funny."

"You'll look perfect, Duncan." Courtney mocked, "You're already a total Neanderthal." The punk opened his mouth to say something but the loincloth lands on his face.

* * *

**(Paleolithic Set)**

"Hello, cast." Chris grinned, "Nice to see you all decked out for the competition. And might I say you all look prehysterical."

"I'm not sure about this outfit…" Dawn glanced at her orange two-pieces dress.

"I think you look kawaii, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Kawaii?" The petite girl tilted her head.

"It means cute." The redhead rubbed his head, never noticed a small growl from his surfer girlfriend, she still have hard time to control her jealousy.

"Ow!" The CIT cried out as she rubbed her butt, "I think mine still has a claw." Heather reached out for Courtney's hair with the scissor and the CIT glanced at her with confusing expression.

"Um…There!" The queen bee cut the claw off, "Got it."

"Chef, the tools for the first stone age challenge, please." The host chuckled.

Chef passes out the stones to castmates as he walks past them with a scowl on his face, "Here's your rocks."

"Rocks?" Duncan raised his eyebrow, "Aren't we taking this Stone Age thing a little too literally?"

"It's how it was back in day." Gwen huffed, "All the weapons and tools were mostly made out of stone."

"Huh?" The punk blinked, "Doesn't know that…Guess that's what I got for skipping history classes."

"First team to collect the hidden firewood and use the flint stones to make fire earns something to help 'em with the second challenge." Chris grinned, "Ready? And…Action!" The cave people separated from each other to searching for the hidden firewood.

* * *

**(Screaming Gaffer)**

Several of the Gaffers found the firewood as Chef confiscated the punk's stuff and was about to take the lighter until the Wooly Beaver chased B across the set. "Is that same one from Boney Island?" Gwen asked.

"Yep!" The host chuckled, "He also was on the set of Rodents Who Kills!"

"And Rodents Who Kills, part two." Chef watched the chasing with a snicker and chuckled as the second Wooly Beaver show up.

"Those killer beavers are animatronic, right?" Duncan gulped.

"Nope!" Chris smirked.

"Hold on, B, let me get them off your back, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he step in the beavers' sight, "Hey, fellas, can you leave my buddy alone?" They skidded in front of him and purred under his petting.

"They really like you a lot." The redhead almost jumped at Dawn's voice.

"O-O-Oh, yeah, they do." Naruto chuckled, "Never understand why all animals like me since I was little but I don't mind it, dattebayo."

"…It's because of your warm energy." The petite girl replied, "It's what drawing them in."

"Really?" The redhead scratched his head with a blink.

"Indeed, it's that and they know that you are very kind person." Dawn petted the beavers before walk away, "If you excuse me, I'll look for the firewood."

"Need help?" Naruto asked with a gentle smile and the petite girl just nods.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I really like to spend time with Naruto." Dawn glanced at the camera, "He's really interesting person but it's little hard because of Bridgette's jealousy, I can see it in her aura…" Her expression look doubtful for some reasons, "I hope it won't hurt Naruto in the future."

* * *

**(Campfire Pit)**

"I don't get it." Lindsay tilted her head at the rocks in her hands, "How do you make fire with a rock?"

"You just strike them together to make fire, let me show you…" Bridgette takes the rocks from the bombshell and tried to create the fire with the rocks.

"Give me those!" Courtney swiped them from the surfer girl and striking the rocks together, ignored the glares from the girls.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Chelsea thinks she knows everything!" Lindsay crossed her arms, "But she doesn't know that when I was twelve, my flatiron once accidentally set fire to my grandma's house…twice."

_***Static***_

"Courtney really changed a lot from last time I saw her." Bridgette sighed, "She act a lot like…um…You know what I mean?"

_***Static***_

"A total bitch." Chef grunted, "That's what clumsy maggot was thinking."

* * *

"I'll have this going in no time." The CIT scoffed as she strike the rocks, "I was a CIT, you know."

"When will she shut up with this CIT stuff?" Gwen grunted with her team, trying to create a fire.

"I guess never." Heather muttered, plotting a plan to cut Courtney's hair for her own.

"She is a total drama queen." Duncan glanced at the Grip's campfire.

"Why?" Courtney glared at the punk, "Because I think you're a dog for trying to hook up with Gwen?"

"Excuse me?" The goth girl blinked, "No offense but I'm not really into him at all."

"None taken, Gwen." Duncan shrugged as he turns his head to the CIT, "I didn't know where you get this idea from but we never did hook up at all."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Having Courtney back reminds me how much she drives me crazy." The punk rolled his eyes before he sighed dreamily, "…And how much she drives me crazy."

_***Static***_

"I watched the show." Courtney sneered, "I know what I saw between Duncan and Gwen. Nothing gets past me!" She never noticed that someone just cut a piece of her hair.

_***Static***_

"I got some!" Heather laughed maniacally with hairs in her hand, "Courtney's hair. Soon it will be mine, all mine!" She laughed more before blinked at the camera, "What? I'm not crazy. I'm just bald!"

* * *

"Things are finally heating up." Chris said as he watched the teams tried to make fire several times, "I love it when sparks fly!" No one noticed that the punk pulls out his lighter and set the firewood on fire.

"I make fire!" Duncan beats his chest with grunts.

"Courtney, I thought for sure you'd be the first to burst into flames." The host teased the CIT, "Gaffers win the first challenge."

"Ooh!" Courtney stood up with a deadly glare, "You obviously gave me fake flints! Nobody could start a fire with these ridiculous props!"

"Courtney!" Bridgette gaped at her attitude, "Don't be sore loser and make up some excuse!"

"It's not an excuse!" The CIT tossed the rocks to Lindsay and the bombshell strike it once, caused the firewood to burst up in flame.

"Fire!" Lindsay cheered.

"UGH!" Courtney stomped her feet.

* * *

**(Tar Pit)**

"Time for our second caveman movie challenge." Chris glanced at the teams, "But first, Chef will pass out your rewards from this morning. Chef, weapons, please!" The cooker removed the sheet to reveal a pile of bones and start to pass them out to the teams.

"Hey, what gives!" Duncan glared at the Grips with giant bones in their hands, "We won the challenge! I made fire."

"Actually, you didn't." The host grinned, "We reviewed the footage caught on camera, and you made fire with a lighter, which is not a stone age tool, which means Lindsay made fire first. The Grips are winners…"

"Well, well, Duncan 'Fair and Squared' cheated." Courtney smirked, "Big surprise."

"Anyway…" The host cleared his throat as he held up a bone, "The props departments for caveman movies are bare-bones, which means these are all actors have to fight their on-screen enemies with. Grip tribe verse Gaffer tribe!"

"Cool!" Duncan smirked, "We have to fight each other with bones?" Dawn pulls him aside to avoid a swing from CIT as she scowled at the blinking punk, "Oh, thank, Dawn…"

"You're welcome." The petite girl nodded.

"Can we use fists and legs, just in case, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and some castmates paled at him.

"Hmm, sure!" Chris laughed as he gestured at the platforms in the tar pit, "You'll be fighting over there. Each player that knock down his or her opponent off the column into that bubbling tar pit scores a point for their team. Since Gaffer has one extra member, who want to sit this one out?"

"I volunteer myself to sit out." Dawn said and the Gaffers nodded after their short discussion.

"Ok, to the tar pits!" The host grinned.

* * *

**(Lindsay vs. B)**

The silent boy glances at his tiny bone and gulps at the bombshell's huge bone. "When do we know when to start?" Lindsay asked.

"Oh, don't worry." Chris waved it off, "You'll know…" He blew the giant horn harder and the sound of bellow startled the bombshell so much that she accidentally falls into the tar pit.

"Lucky guy, always get an easy win." Gwen smirked.

"That's one point for the Gaffers." The host chuckled as the farmer girl help her bombshell friend up from the tar pit, "Next up, Beth and Gwen!" There was a loud shriek in air, "Uh-oh, looks like Lindsay's bloodcurdling screams have attracted a swarm of prehistoric pterodactyls. This should make things interesting."

"Cool special effects, man." Justin smirked, "High five."

"…What special effects?" Chris grinned.

* * *

**(Beth vs. Gwen)**

"Bring it on, Beth." The goth girl smirked.

"Let's go!" The farmer girl held up her huge bone and their host blew the horn, announcing the start of their battle. Beth was first to attack, she swings her bone at the goth girl but Gwen ducked under the bone and quickly grab on it. "Hey, let it go!" Beth attempt to yank her bone out of the goth girl's grip.

"Okay then!" Gwen released the bone as the farmer girl yanked again and it make her stumbled around before Beth fall down into the tar pit. "One con about big bone is that they are easy to take hold on." The goth girl smirked.

"Score another one for Gaffers!" Chris chuckled, "Next up, Bridgette and Heather!"

* * *

**(Bridgette vs. Heather)**

The rivals shoot a dirty glare at each other and the host chuckled as he blew the large horn. "I can't wait to knock you off this platform!" The queen bee growled.

"Same, I can't wait to see you fall in the tar pit!" The surfer girl growled and swings her bone at her rival. Heather evaded the bone by sucking her stomach in and throw her small bone at Bridgette, the queen bee smiled when it smack the surfer girl's forehead. "By the way, I noticed that Naruto is starting to pay a lot of attention to the girls on his team now." Heather whispered, "Won't be long enough until he finally dump you…"

"Ooh!" Bridgette roared angrily, "That's it!" She leaped at the screaming queen bee and tumbled around on the platform until they both fall into the tar pit.

"That was awesome!" Chris laughed at the idea of girl's drama, "I wish that the catfight will go on longer but you can't have everything. Anyway, three points for Gaffers and one for Grips! Can Grips score two more scores to get a tiebreaker or will the Gaffer tribe overtake them? Next up, Justin and Naruto!"

* * *

**(Justin vs. Naruto)**

"Yep, I'm screwed." The model deadpanned, he may be this handsome but he's not this stupid to know that Naruto have a huge advantage because of his athletic body and multiple talents. "But don't think I'll give up." Justin smirked, "My fans will be disappointing if I just quit right away."

"That's good to hear, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "I'll come at you with everything I got…"

"Please don't…" The model muttered, "Just don't..." They heard the bellowing horn and start to clashing with each other's bone as they dodged each swings. It went on for a while until Justin knocked Naruto's bone away, drawing a lot of gasp from the castmate and the model hold his large bone up in air. "Well, look like it end in my victory…" Justin swing his…arm down and they both blinked at his lacking of bone weapons before they glanced up to see one of the pterodactyls carrying the bone in its' talons. The model opened his mouth to say something but another pterodactyl knocked him off the platform into the tar pit, it turns out that they believe that Justin was attacking the redhead instead of spar so they want to protect Naruto.

"Um…" The redhead chuckled nervously, "You guys know it was just a challenge, right?" The swarm of pterodactyls squeaked quizzically.

"Hmm…" Chris glanced at Chef as the cooker shrugged his shoulders, "Eh, the Grips were going to losing anyway because of their curse."

"Yes, it's so freaky." Chef nods with cold sweat, "I'm not going to get near Grips anytime now."

"Right…Gaffers win the challenge!" The host announced with a grin.

"Hey, I don't get a chance to club this dog!" Courtney growled.

"Um…" Chris rubbed his head, "The result is still same, no matter who win in the final round."

"UGH!" The CIT stomped her feet around, "WHY DO I END UP IN THIS LOSER TEAM!"

"Ignoring her tantrum, let's see what reward did the Gaffers win?" The host gestured to the cart with huge meat on top of it, "A mammoth size prehistoric barbecue." He tossed the egg to Grips, "Don't worry, we're not gonna let the Grips go hungry." The said team grumbled at their single egg and Courtney sneered at the cheering Gaffers as they divide up their meats, beside Dawn since she doesn't eat meats.

* * *

**(Boy's Trailer)**

The next morning, the boys were snoozing in their own beds, only to scream out at the noise of trumpet. "Now what, dattebayo?" Naruto groaned half-sleepily, "Trumpet? Is it medieval theme or what?"

"That's it." Justin mumbled groggily, "I'm moving to Canada." B opened his mouth…

"We're in Canada, dude." Duncan grunted.

"Oh, yeah…" The model yawned, "My bad."

* * *

**(Trailers)**

Beth stumbled out, twirling a PDA in her sleep and tossed it up in air. "Hey, that's my PDA!" Courtney dove for her PDA with a cry.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" The farmer girl gasped, "I must have started sleep-twirling again."

"I bet you must break a lot of things back home, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"Yeah, my parent was so mad." Beth sighed before the CIT get in her face.

"That PDA is my legal right in this game!" Courtney sneered, "Touch it again, Beth, and prepare to be served!"

"It's not her fault, she can't help it." Gwen glared and the CIT was about to say something but their host show up with musical instruments.

"Good morning, sports fans." Chris said, "Who's ready to put up a good offense?"

"Spaghetti here!" Chef carried a box of spaghetti, "Get your piping hot spaghetti here!"

"Over here, dattebayo!" The redhead waved his hand at the cooker before Chef tossed all of the pasta balls at each castmates, "Thank!"

"That's your breakfast!" The host smirked at the shocked castmates.

"Pasta for brekkie?" Lindsay blinked.

"It's called carbo loading, contestants." Chris chuckled, "Today, you're all going to give 200% in our exciting sports movie challenge. Get ready, underdogs, we've got a training run!"

* * *

**(School Set: Football Field)**

"That all you got, sports fans?" The host hollered at the tired castmates as they run around the field with Naruto in lead, "Man up! It's time for more action!"

"I have…a feeling…" Gwen panted on her knees, "You want…us to…throw up…"

"Oh yeah, I do!" Chris smirked as he ignored the glares, "Today's competition is gonna require sweat, guts, heart, and sweat."

"You said 'sweat' twice." Heather glared.

"That's 'cause it's not just your sweat you'll be dealing with." The host chuckled, "There's Chef's sweat, too, because you'll be pushing him the length of the field." Everyone glanced at the sweating cooker in his football uniform, "And he just ate a huge jar of jalapeno peppers, so he's spraying like a gym-class shower."

"We gotta push spiced-up Chef like he's a football dummy?" Justin threw his arms up.

"Don't call me a dummy!" Chef growled.

"Uh, I am not swapping sweat with an oversized jalapeno!" The queen bee crossed her arms and lifts her nose in air.

"You have to take it." The goth girl narrowed her eyes, "It's a teamwork challenge so you better go push this dummy around!"

"What'd I say about the dummy thing?" The cooker growled with twitching eye.

"You can do this with…" Heather said before the redhead patted her shoulders with a wide grin.

"Just do it then you can take a long shower after the challenge, dattebayo." Naruto said with his hands together, "Please, just once."

"…Fine…" The queen bee grunted with a light blush, "J-J-Just because I want to it to be done sooner!" Most of the Gaffers rolled their eyes, she would do anything for her red-haired crush. The host blows his whistler and the Gaffers start to push the football dummy back as Chef trash-talked to them.

"That all you got?" The cooker barked, "I can push better than that on my day off. You bunch of maggots! Brat, have anyone tell you that you look like a tomato!"

"Uh-oh!" Heather's eyes widened.

"…What did you just called me?" The redhead smiled at the cooker, "I swear you just called me something…"

"What?" Chef smirked, "You deaf? I just called you a tomato…"

"I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE TOMATO, DATTEBAYO!" Naruto roared as he pushes the football dummy all way across the field with screaming cooker, "I'LL MAKE YOU A TOMATO!"

"…Like mother, like son." Chris deadpanned, ignored the fact that his son was beating the screaming cooker with the football dummy.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Idiot's mother told me that the 'tomato' is a trigger for unrestricted rage among the Uzumaki family and it's genetic for a no reason." Heather sighed, "You have no idea how many kids got beat up by idiot when we were in elementary school."

* * *

After Chef's recovery and a dozen of ramen bowls for Naruto, The teams went though several training challenges and stand in front of the host, covered in dirt and sweats. "That truly bit." Duncan crossed his arms.

"Who won, anyway?" Courtney asked.

"Let's see…" Chris smirked, "Nobody!"

"What?!" The castmates cried.

"It was just to establish who's playing who for the real contests to follow." The host gestured at the large screen with a chuckle, "We're running five sport-o contests, with competitors seeded according to these results." B noticed something and was about to say something…

"Wait, they have one more than us." Bridgette pointed out, "Is someone going to sit out or…?"

"Good question!" Chris nodded, "One of the Gaffers may tag in, only for one contest so they better use it wisely."

"We'll better be careful with it." Dawn said and everyone agreed with her.

* * *

**(Boxing Ring)**

"In the right corner-ner-ner-ner, from the Killer Grips-ips-ips-ips, Lindsay!" Chris gestured at the bombshell before shifts his arm to another corner, "And in the left corner-ner-ner-ner, from the Screaming Gaffers-ers-ers-ers, Dawn!"

"Ah, me?" The petite girl blinked.

"Good luck, Dawn." Naruto patted her back, "You can do it, dattebayo."

"You two come in last during the training course and we're gonna to build to the top two players." The host said and he shoved the pair of giant marshmallows to the players.

"Marshmallow?" Gwen raised her eyebrows.

"Props, so you don't hurt those pretty actor faces." Chris smirked, "And, in true boxing movie tradition, you'll be fighting in sloooooooow mooooooootion." Everyone looked at each other and the fighters stepped up as the bell rang. They circled each other before Dawn slowly throws out a right, blocked by Lindsay before she takes a bite out of the petite girl's marshmallow.

"Oh, don't eat it!" Courtney snarled as the PDA fall out of her pocket before Beth picked it up, "Block it!"

"Courtney, your…" The farmer girl was about to give the PDA back but…

"Play dirtier!" The CIT snarled before she blinks at the punk, "What?"

"I like it when you talk like that." Duncan grinned and they both never noticed Beth using Courtney's PDA.

* * *

"Round twoooo." Chris grinned as Chef walks around in a skimpy bikini, much to everyone's dismay.

"Ew, ew, ew is more like it." The punk shivered.

"I'm more scarred now…" Gwen deadpanned.

"Ah, y'all are just jealous." The cooker huffed.

* * *

After a several rounds, the host cleared his throat. "The winner of the boxing match is…" Chris raised Dawn's arm up, "Dawn and the Screaming Gaffers!"

"Huh?" Lindsay blinked, "But I got most hits in."

"Yeah but she scored a bunch of extra points for doing a lot of slow-motion." The host smiled, "And I had to dock you for biting. Very unsportsmanlike, Ms. Tyson."

"This was fixed!" The bombshell growled, "Ref's going down!"

"Easy there, tiger." Chris chuckled as the Grips hold their angry member back.

* * *

**(Badminton Set)**

"Hey, it's a miniature tennis racquet." Justin swung his racket around, "Where are the miniature tennis balls and how come the net is so stupidly high?"

"This is a badminton court, Justin." The host rolled his eyes.

"There was never a sports movie about badminton." The model said.

"There are a few of them, dattebayo." Naruto said, "Very rare but still there.'

"Yeah, like the movie that starred the very talented…" Chris pointed at himself, "Me!"

"The one that kaa-san said that it bomb big time?" The redhead scratched his head and the host glared at him.

"It didn't bomb at all!" The host pouted, "It was a cult hit!"

"No, it's not…"

"Yes, it is!"

"No, it's not!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"SHUT UP!" Chef roared at them, "Focus on the challenge now!"

"Yes, Chef." The McLean father-son muttered.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"This stuff happens all time when they have a father-son time each Saturday night." Chef rolled his eyes with crossed arms, "I have to break them up each time…Ugh, they didn't pay me enough."

* * *

"Battling for supremacy in our second round, Beth and Heather!" Chris grinned.

"Me against her?" Heather smirked, "Piece of cake!"

"Watch the birdie!" The host tossed out a stuffed bird, "Feathers are about to fly!"

"You can do it, Beth." Courtney muttered, her eyes focus on the PDA.

* * *

The match ended in Beth's victory after she snapped over Gwen's comment of her 'fake' boyfriend and the Grips cheered for her. "We have a winner!" Chris grinned, "Now, that's some greatmintion."

"Wow, maybe I won't say anything about her boyfriend." The goth girl blew her hair up.

* * *

**(Swimming Pool)**

"Now that's a sport I can win at." Bridgette smiled and Gwen groaned at her luck, they both were in the pool.

"Ok, it's just a simple game…" The host grinned, "The first one to swim all way there and back wins…Bring in the jell-o mix!"

"Wait, what?!" The swimmers gasped as Chef poured in the mix, turned the pool into one great jell-o.

"If Owen was here, he would jump in and eat it all up." Duncan chuckled.

"Ready?" Chris grinned as he ignored the glares from the swimmers, "GO!" They quickly swim across the jell-o pool but it was hard for them since it cut their swimming speed down in half and sometime they have to force their limbs out.

"I feel sorry for you." Gwen grunted to the surfer girl, "You're going to deal with him all time since you're dating his kid."

"That's only one con Naruto has…" Bridgette grunted, 'beside few certain things.'

* * *

It took about thirty minutes for the girls to finish the jell-o swim and it ended in Bridgette's victory. "Two to one!" The host chuckled, "Can Gaffers take one back or will Grips finally break their curse?"

"There's no curse!" The surfer girl rolled her eyes, "Just a bad luck, that's all!"

* * *

**(Match Set)**

"Now second seed Courtney will attempt to keep their record, competing in Grrreco-rrroman wrrrestling with…" Chris smirked, "Duncan!"

"He shoots, he scores!" Duncan cheered to himself.

* * *

The two faced each other in the match after changed into their wrestling outfit and the punk slapped his face to get himself focus in their upcoming match before the host dropped a huge ball pit on them. "Wait a second, wait a second!" Duncan gaped at his host, "I have to wrestle her in a kiddy ball pit?"

"Eww!" Courtney spit out the ball, "How long since these things have been washed?"

"Never!" Chris chuckled, "We got 'em from a local carnival, who owe Naruto a favor. Thanks by the way!"

"No problem, dattebayo." Naruto waved it off, "All I did was just one act for them."

"And it got sold out!" The host turned to the wrestlers, "Now play ball!" The wrestlers dove into the ball pit.

"What's the matter, big boy?" Courtney holds the punk in headlock, "Can't swim?"

"Shark!" Duncan pointed at a fin-shaped object.

"Oh, it's just a big bad diaper shark." The CIT pulled out the spoiled diaper before she shove it into the punk's mouth, "Come on, tough guy!"

"Ewww!" The castmates gagged.

"That's it!" Duncan growled after he spitted it out, "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" They started to wrestle around in the ball pit without holding anything back and it was very brutal sight for the teams until the punk lifts a toddler up.

"Mama?" The toddler whined before Chef grabs the kid and ran out to return the toddler to his parent.

"Um…" The punk blinked before Courtney grabbed him in headlock again, "Ugh…Tag!"

"Oh, with who?" Chris chuckled.

"Whiskers!"

"What?!" The CIT paled at the sight of Naruto in orange wrestling outfit.

"Hmm, is it same thing with wrestling a bear, dattebayo?" The redhead scratched his head before he just shrugged, "Oh well, let's go!"

"I'm not afraid of yo…" Naruto cut Courtney off by a tackle into the ball pit as the punk stumbled out of the ball pit and they can hear the screaming and groans of the wrestlers.

"Wait, is that a shark?" The redhead asked after spotting a finlike object.

"It's just this stupid diaper…" She pulls out a real shark.

"…"

"…"

"…" Chef quickly dove in and carries it out of the film lot.

"Why does everyone kept leaving their stuff in this damn pit?" Duncan deadpanned.

* * *

It kept went on for a while until Courtney gave up since she doesn't have one thing that Naruto does and that was a lot of stamina. "And it's tied!" Chris grinned, "Look like it's up to B and Justin for the tiebreaker! Let's go!"

* * *

**(Basketball Court)**

"So as we head in the final leg of the Total Drama Sports Tourney, only one team can break the tie and win the challenge!" The host chuckled, "Final face-off…A slam dunk competition, with points going to the most creative dunk. Let's play it for the camera." He tossed the basketball to the model and B gulped, he's not really this good at basketball.

* * *

"All right, I call this the 'Justin freezes the Gaffers Slam'." Justin bounced the ball around, "Hey, keep watching!" He ran around and bounced his ball at each Gaffers' back before grabs Heather's beanie hat, placing it on the ball as he dunked it down.

"Ooh!" The queen bee growled as B gave her the beanie hat, "You better beat this dumbass model!" The silent boy nodded nervously.

* * *

"Well, B, that's your chance to say something." Chris said, "What do you call the name of your move?"

"…" B slowly opens his mouth as everyone leans in to hear his voice for the first time but…

"You know what, just do the move first." The host cut in with a sadistic chuckle and everyone glared at him for ruining it. The silent boy just ran around, pulling out some impressively moves with the basketball before dunk it and fall down. "Hmm…" Chris rubbed his chin, "Very simple but impressive anyway. Judge Chef?"

"Well…" Chef glanced between two teams for a while, "Justin's move is very creative and pretty good than B's."

"Well, that means the Killer Grips finally wins the challenge!" The host grinned as the said team cheered, "Looks like the curse is finally broke, ha! Gaffers, see you at Gilded Chris ceremony, you're overdue for it."

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"It feels like a long time since we had you here, Gaffers." Chris chuckled at the team, "It looks like it's a tough one since you all have a good things going on. Let me announce who got the awards…" Chef chucked the awards at the castmates as the host said their names, "Naruto, Dawn, Gwen, Duncan…" Heather and B glanced at each other nervously, "The final award go to…"

"…" The queen bee fidgeted.

"…" The silent boy breaks in cold sweat.

"…Heather!" Chris grinned, "B, sorry that you don't get any chance to say anything." B raised his finger and opens his mouth to say something…

"We're out of time, let's go!" The cooker dragged the silent boy and tosses him in the Lame-o-sine.

"I'm still curious about his voice…" Gwen glanced at the redhead, "Naruto? Do you know what he sounds like?"

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "The thing is…He's really mute, dattebayo."

"…What?" The Gaffers blinked at him.

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**(Film Lot)**

"There was really a lot of elimination, mostly from Killer Grips." Chris chuckled, "So far, we just saw that Bridgette is still holding on her jealousy, some drama, and a lot of hatred toward Courtney for her new rules. I'm happy about the last part!" The host paused to laugh, "I'm so curious about what will go down next time…Will the surfer girl finally get over it? Will Naruto realized that there are a lot of girls after him? How will Courtney pull herself out of the mess with the Grips? Is the Grips' curse broken or was it just an illusion? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ACTION!"**

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_Screaming Gaffer: Dawn, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Naruto_

_Killer Grip: Beth, Bridgette, Courtney, Justin, Lindsay_

_Eliminated: B, DJ, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Max, Owen, Rodney, Trent_

_Peanut Gallery: Cody, Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Sadie, Tyler_

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**And this ends our eleventh chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Yes, Leshawna got eliminated in the reward challenge because Max demanded it. The reason why? In the cannon, when Gaffers turn the reward down, Leshawna said that she want pop and foods without asking her team and Chris accept it right away so it's possible. Her personality was spot-on because she did not realize it until bank heist/sport challenge.**

**Bridgette's feeling: She is still jealous, just don't think it's over by a talk. Also why she don't tell Naruto it was Heather who told her…It's because it is her personality, in cannon, she don't want to make any trouble and prefer to stay friend with everyone.**

**B as mute: I think it's good idea because he never say a word the whole time in cannon so it's really possible that he must be, if not then it would be more interesting this way.**

**Why I did the whole team challenges before the merge? Well…I believe that the next update will be little late…**

**Possible late update: I just brought the first two seasons of American Horror Story and a video game, "The Evil Within" so I'm going to take a day or two day off for a little downtime so don't worry.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to castmates as Chef's mystery meat.**


	12. Action: The Shockingly Merge

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**I played the Evil Within and it was scary for me…I know some of you will say it's not but have you ever try playing any horror games without sounds? A lot of jumpscares…**

**Coldblue: 1) Who know what will happens? 2) Your question will be answered at the end of this chapter.**

**Night: Ooh, you have some questions that I want to answer but I can't because that would be huge spoilers.**

**I hope I didn't miss any questions…**

**Anyway, it's time for the twelfth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 12: Action: The Shockingly Merge**

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**(Film Lot)**

"Last time on Total Drama Action, there was a freaky curse surrounding around the Killer Grips." Chris grinned, "They sure lost a lot of strong teammates, not even Courtney can do anything when she joined the Grips and it went on until it was finally broke during the sport movie challenge and send out one of Gaffers out. I'm pretty sure that they won't worry about their teams again after today. I bet you're curious about that. What kind of challenges will I throw at them? What will happen between the castmates? Who will be the losers that have to go home early? Find out tonight on Total Drama Action!"

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**(Trailers)**

The castmates was just relaxing and make a small talk, it has been one week since the last challenge. "I wonder what kind of challenge will Chris throw at us?" Naruto scratched his head with a sigh, "Honestly, I'm kinda boring with nothing to do, dattebayo."

"Same here." Duncan grunted, "But at least we get a little break."

"UGH!" The castmates turned their heads to see Lindsay banging the door, "Door, it's me…Lindsay! From this morning. You remember."

"Door, meet doorknob." Courtney deadpanned.

"Oh, yeah!" The bombshell attempted to open the door but a camera drops in front of her face and scanning her eyes.

"_Intruder alert."_ The scanner spoke, _"Entry Denied."_ The steps under Lindsay turn into a slide and send her tumbling into the opening pit with a cry.

"What the…?" The punk gaped at the pit as the castmates gasped at the bombshell's fate. He was about to say something but a tranquilizer dart hit his neck, caused him to drop into the pit.

"Dunckie!" The CIT gasped before she ran to the pit.

"Pfft, Dunckie?" Gwen gave the chucking redhead a smirk, "Hello, blackmail." They noticed a flying hat soared around and knock Courtney out, drawing out a lot of gasps from the castmates.

"Run for cover!" Justin shouted but it was too late for everyone as the tranquilizer darts hit everyone and knock them out.

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**(Cave Set)**

Naruto slowly open his eyes and take a glance around the cave before his eyes shifts to the groaning castmates. "Did they just shot us with tranquilizers, dattebayo?" The redhead asked and some castmates just nodded. He glanced again to see Beth accidentally elbowed the model in one of his eyes.

"Ow! My eye!" Justin screamed, "My beautiful uninsured eye!"

"I'm so sorry!" Beth apologized as she placed her hand on his arm, "Are you ok?"

"Ahh, I bruise easier than a clingstone peach!" The model screamed, "Must prevent swelling. I need ice! Ice!" He ran off, hiding his face from the castmates with a wail.

"Wimp." Heather rolled her eyes with crossed arms, "How can you get a bruise from a light touch?"

"I am a hideous beast!" Justin sobbed, "Nobody will ever hire me now!"

"Um…There, there…" Naruto smiled nervously, "You're not hideous beast, and everyone still thinks that you're handsome, dattebayo."

"R-R-Really?" The model sniffled.

"Yeah, really!" The redhead glanced back at the castmates and they caught on.

"Oh, yeah, totally!" Lindsay nodded with her farmer friend.

"Ditto." Duncan grunted.

"You're very attracting." Gwen deadpanned.

"…I'm still hideous!" Justin sobbed again and Naruto release a deep sigh, he never noticed the CIT glared at Beth for picking her PDA up. There was an evil laughter above them and everyone glance up to see their host with eyepatch and a cat in his lap, he was on a large screen.

"Welcome to the cloak and dagger…" Chris said with bad French accent, "World of spy movies, man and woman!"

"Dude, what's with the bad Jamaican accent?" The punk raised his eyebrows.

"Jamaican?" Dawn tilted her head, "I believe it was Italian."

"Nah, I think it's German, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his chin.

"No, Swedish." Courtney shrugged.

"Chinese." Bridgette said.

"French?" Beth muttered.

"Sound like British to me." The queen bee crossed her arms.

"Um, hello?" Chris waved to get their attention, "It's Russian, and I should know, because I am actor!"

"Yeah, an actor who suck." Everyone deadpanned, receiving a deadly glare from their host.

"Anyway…" The host cleared his throat as he held up three fingers, "Any good spy in any good spy movie must have three essential skills. One, the ability to deactivate a bomb. Two, the ability to escape an exploding building. And three, the ability to fake an accent that makes people believe you actually speak the language…Like my fab Russian accent, mon!"

Naruto turns his head to Duncan, "You're right, it's Jamaican accent."

"Told you so." The punk smirked.

"Attention!" Chris huffed, "You'll need two of the three skills to get through today's reward challenges. Can you guess which two? Let me give you a hint. Not the t'ird one, man."

"Does anybody know anything about bombs?" The CIT gasped.

"Oh, I do, I do!" Lindsay waved her arm in air, "There was a play that I was in and only three people shows up so my director said it bombed!"

"…I have no comment…" Courtney deadpanned.

"It's good thing that we have idiot." Heather smirked as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's arm, "He knows a lot thing about bombs."

"Just the prank bombs, not the lethal bombs." The redhead chuckled nervously, "You have no idea how many time people got misunderstood that, dattebayo."

"Oh, and one last thing." Chris grinned, "Since I'm really ho-hum bored of the teams, I'm busting 'em up. From now on, it's every dude and dudette for themselves!" Everyone widened their eyes, "I'll see you back on solid ground. Let the 007-ing begin." The cat leaped toward the host's face before the screen cut off at last minute.

"If we're not teammates, does that mean we can't share lip gloss?" Lindsay asked.

"I'll miss your fruity lip gloss!" Beth hugged her bombshell friend with a sob.

"You can share it with each other, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "You two are still friends, right?"

"Oh, right!" The bombshell gasped and some of the castmates rolled their eyes.

"So how do we get out of here?" Bridgette asked, glances around for any exits.

"I say we go this way…" Lindsay walked into the fake entrance wall, "Ow! Not again."

"The GPS indicates an exit somewhere over here." The CIT checked her PDA.

"I don't normally trust technology, but in this case, I'll make an exception." Duncan followed his girlfriend with a smirk on his face.

"Idiot, you're in alliance with me now!" The queen bee growled and the redhead was about to saying something but his girlfriend quickly dragging him away.

"Let's go look for the exit together." Bridgette said.

"Hey, he's with me!" Heather shouted.

"Um…Can we just work together, dattebayo?" Naruto muttered.

"NO!" Both of the girls cried and the redhead just blinked at them before they heard the model's scream and turns around to see him in front of an open elevator.

"Over here!" Justin hollered.

"Wow, glad we have you here." Naruto grinned.

"Yeah, you're so smart!" Lindsay clapped her hands, running in the elevator with the castmates.

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**(Confessional)**

Now that I'm a hideously deformed circus freak, I have to rely on my brains to win this thing." Justin knocked his head, "You hear me, brain? Yeah, I'm speaking to you!"

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**(Water Tower: Secret Room)**

"Awesome!" Duncan looked around the secret room as the castmates walk out of the elevator.

"It kind of reminds me of a scene from one of Bonds movies, dattebayo." The redhead whistled before the blue screen appears in front of them.

"Don't I look awesome in blue?" Chris grinned as some of castmates noticed a few scratches on his face, "Now for the first part of the spy movie challenge. See that case in the middle of the room?" The castmates glanced at the said object, "You have to get whatever's inside, 'cause you're gonna need it for part two of the challenge."

"No problemo." The punk smirked as he walks toward the case, "Easy smash and grab." The lasers suddenly appear out of nowhere, surrounding the case.

The host cleared his throat, "I need to finish. You gotta get whatever's inside without setting off the alarm. But be careful! Those lasers will cut you clear in half."

"I look a whole lot better whole!" Lindsay gasped with the castmates.

"Relax, I'm sure he was just teasing us." Naruto chuckled, "Am I right, Chris?"

"…Wrong, my boy!" Chris laughed evilly at the paled castmates.

"Brain, got any ideas?" Justin asked, glanced at his forehead.

"Want to go together, BFF?" Beth and Lindsay said at same time before they run toward the lasers.

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Naruto chuckle at the arguing friends as they balance themselves in complex position and he was about to give it a try but Courtney gets through the lasers with a lot of flips. "If I were a wolf, I'd howl…Ah, what the heck!" Duncan howled.

"Um…" Gwen froze up with Dawn in the middle of complex lasers, "Can someone help us?"

"Ok, brain, it's all up to you." The model held up a mirror, "I know you haven't had a lot of exercise in past…Um…Sixteen years, give or take, but you can do this." Justin take a step before he trip on his feet and slide across the room as he hold up his mirror by accident, reflected the laser. "Mirror, mirror, in my hand, who is the smartest one of all?" The model chuckled.

"Not you, obliviously." Heather whispered to herself, slowly bending her body around the lasers. Duncan just stands there and kept staring at Courtney's rear as she crawls under the laser. The redhead leaps over one of the lasers and use his hand as spring to get across the dozen of lasers, landing on his feet.

"Bri-chan, you alright there?" Naruto asked.

"Y-Y-Yeah…" Bridgette muttered as she struggled to get up from her bridge position, "…No, can you help me?"

"Sure, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled before he helps her up.

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Courtney was first to reach the case after ten to fifteen minutes, "Ok, so, now what?"

"Grab whatever's around and smash it open." Duncan replied, "Case probably isn't armed since the lasers are protecting it."

"I dunno." Naruto rubbed his head, "Knowing To…Eh, Chris, he would probably arm it with something, dattebayo."

"I agree with him." Dawn muttered before the CIT break the case with a kick and the lasers disappeared.

"Huh, guess I was wrong." The redhead shrugged.

"That's odd." Courtney dug through the bag as the castmates gathered around her, "Just a weird gun thingy and a wire cutter."

"…To escape the tower before it blow up!" Bridgette gasped.

"The room blows up in ten…" Chris' voice spoke right away, caused everyone to scream out and hug each others.

"Nah, I was right, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned.

"Three…Two…One…" The host snickered, "Suckers! You should have seen the looks on your faces!

"Oh, come on." The punk grunted as the CIT released her hug and elbowed him away.

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**(Confessional)**

"For the record, what I gave Duncan would properly be classified as a pity hug." Courtney scoffed, "He was clearly scared out of his mind. Probably would have died of fright if I hadn't wrapped my arms around him." She held her chest, "His little heart was beating so fast, so…NO! Pity hug. Pity hug, plain and simple."

_***Static***_

"Man, Courtney is this close to begging me to take her back." Duncan smirked, "Just watch."

_***Static***_

"Take her back?" Chef raised his eyebrows with crossed arms, "I thought they are together?"

"They are but they can't admit it." Chris shrugged, reveals to be in same room with his co-worker.

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"You'll need the zip-wire gun and the wire cutters for the next spy challenge." The host chuckled, "Whether Courtney, our little kicker, chooses to share her tools with the guys is totally up to her…Oh, by the way, the first countdown was just a test. The real countdown begins now! Thirty seconds!"

"I AM SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, DATTEBAYO!" The redhead shouted.

"Get in the line." Gwen glared.

"Do you think forever includes eternity?" Lindsay asked her farmer friend.

"Why?" Beth blinked.

"Because if it does, then even if we get blown up and die, we'll still be BFF's." The bombshell replied.

"Awww!" The farmer girl hugged her bombshell friend.

"Ugh!" The CIT groaned, "What makes everyone think Chris is serious this time?!"

"It's Chris." Nearly everyone deadpanned.

"It's my tou-san, he'll do anything to get bigger ratings, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned.

"Serious or not, I'm not going to risk my life by waiting it out." Bridgette said with widened eyes, "We can use the zip-wire gun to get out but how?"

"We can use that building over there." Everyone almost jumped at Dawn's voice and turns around to see her pointing at a building, outside of the opening wall door that she just found.

"What are we waiting for?" Beth cried, "Let's get out of here!"

"Uh, not so fast." Courtney gave them a smug smirk, "What do I hear for a ride to freedom?"

"What?!" Heather snarled, "Are you trying to make a bargain in this situation?!"

"Uh, duh!" The CIT scoffed as the castmates frowned at her, "And the offers better be good. I've already got a PDA."

"Well, how about a bottle of my face brightener?" Lindsay said, "Papaya's really good at peaking up an ashy complexion."

"One of my best surfboard?" The surfer girl muttered.

"My French maid's outfit?" The farmer girl offered as some castmates stared at her with odd expressions, "What? I played a French maid in the school play." Everyone released a sigh of relief.

"Sorry." Courtney huffed, "None of these pathetic offers interest me."

"Then what do you want?!" Gwen threw her arms up with a scowl.

"I share the prize money with you fifty to fifty if you win." The CIT smirked evilly.

"Or…" The redhead raised his hand in air as everyone turned to him, "In exchange for the ride, we won't vote you for…say….two elimination challenges, dattebayo."

"Why would I take it?" Courtney snorted.

"Because you are kinda turn most of us into your enemies, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head as the CIT glanced at the scowling castmates, "If you take it, you don't have to worry about getting vote out for a while and less contestants to deal with."

"…Um…" Courtney pounced on it for a few seconds before she sighed, "Fine, deal!"

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**(Confessional)**

"That was kind of smart for Whiskers." Duncan shrugged with a smirk, "Don't get me wrong, I'm still crazy about princess but I won't even share my million bucks with anyone at all."

_***Static***_

"He takes after his old man, ha!" Chris smirked.

_***Static***_

"Nope, he didn't." Chef rolled his eyes.

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After fired her zip-wire gun, the CIT tied the column with the end of the wires and the model notice something. "How are we gonna get over there with only one line?" Justin asked.

"Um…" Courtney glanced around for anything to use with the line.

"Can we use this bag?" Heather picked up the discarded loot bag, "I think it can hold up our combined weight."

"Let's put it to test!" The CIT snatched it from the queen bee's hand before she wraps it around the line, "Grab on!" They quickly grabs on her before they all leap out and ride the zip-wire line, screaming all the way.

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**(Roof)**

With several thumps and groans, the castmates glanced at the water tower for a while. "I told you it was just…" Courtney's grumbling was cut off by a huge explosive.

"Huh?" The castmates turned around to see their confusing host, "Weird, I thought we had no budget to blow up an entire building?"

"…Wait, we weren't supposed to blow it up?" Chef hollered from the ground, "My bad!"

"Who care?" Chris chuckled, "We just had a rad explosive! How awesome is that?!"

"I nearly wet my pant…" Beth whimpered.

"We nearly lost our lives all over a little mistake." Gwen glared with crossed arms.

"Ok, kiddies, time for your next super-spook challenge." The host grinned as he yanked the sheet off to reveal ten booby-trapped barrels, "In front of you, you will see ten bombs. You will have to deactivate the bombs with only the tools you got from the last challenge…The wire cutters." He smacked his forehead playfully, "Oh, wait. Wasn't Courtney the only one who got the wire cutters?" The castmates glanced at the smirking CIT, "Well, I guess everybody else will just have to find their own way of cutting the wires. Sucks to be you! Any questions?"

"Do bombs come with instructions?" Beth asked.

"Am I wearing the right kind of bomb-deactivating clothes?" Lindsay glanced at her clothes, "And if not, where can I get the proper outfit, preferably in cotton candy, because that color is so right with my hair?"

"Do we have to cut different wire for each bombs?" Heather crossed her arms.

"What time do I get to kick your ass, dattebayo?" Naruto's eyes twitched.

"Cool." Chris ignored their questions as he walked away from them, "If there are no questions, then what are we waiting for?" He stopped in his track before he gestures at the barrels, "Oh, yeah, one more thing…Those barrels are filled with the most stinky, the most noxious substances known to humankind. Yeah, that's right. We're talking major stink bombs."

"Worse than your breath?" Gwen smirked.

"…" The host glared at her, "…Yo, Chef."

"Why can't you handle this?" The cooker grunted as he switched the bombs on, "I'm busy."

"Good luck, because this time, you're really gonna need it." Chris walked away with his co-worker with a evil smirk.

"Look at all those different-colored wires." Lindsay squealed, "Ooh, that one matches my toenails. That one matches my eyes, and, oh, that one matches my hair."

"Is it red wire or blue wire?" Bridgette asked.

"It would work if it was in movie but it may be the yellow wire." The goth girl muttered.

"I'll e-mail this pic to my lawyers." Courtney took the picture of the bomb with her PDA, "Those sharks will have a bomb expert back to me within seconds…Out of office reply?! Nobody sends Courtney an 'out of office' reply, especially not when I'm paying them twenty percent of my settlement!"

"Ok, brain." Justin tapped his head, "Now's the time to bring it! Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…Ooh, or is it eeny, miny, meeny, moe? Brain, don't be messing with me now!"

"It's the blue one!" The bombshell nodded to herself.

"How do you know?" The farmer girl asked.

"Of all the colors, it's the most fashion-forward." Lindsay replied.

"I'm done with my bomb, dattebayo." Everyone turned their heads to see the redhead with disarmed bomb.

"What?" Heather blinked, "How did you cut the wire? What color?!"

"I just ripped the red wire out." Naruto chuckled nervously.

"So it's the red wire?" Courtney was about to cut the red wire with her cutter until they hear the voice of petite girl.

"I just pulled the yellow wire out." Dawn glanced at her disarmed bomb.

"…Wait, it's all different wire for each barrels?" Gwen blinked.

"Or it's just all trick!" The snarling CIT snapped the blue wire, "See, nothing happened…"

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**(Chris)**

The host takes a sip out of his tea as the explosives went off in the distance and blinks at the camera. "What?" Chris shrugged, "Obviously, if someone cut the wrong wire, it will go off instantly."

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**(Trailers)**

The castmates sat in the tub of tomato soup and grumbled to themselves. "Do you know that toma…Mmph!" Lindsay attempted to speak though Heather's hand.

"Don't say the 'T' word around idiot." The queen bee muttered, "Remember what happened another day?"

"Mmph." The bombshell nodded before the model raises his head out of the tub.

"With this hideous facial deformity, I'll need a lot of help with that!" Justin stared at his bruised face with the mirror.

"It's your dinner, by the way." Chef chuckled evilly, tossed them the straws.

"Is everybody having fun yet?" Chris snickered, "Courtney, Naruto, and Dawn, as the winners of the first and second challenges, you get the reward…An all-expense-paid trip to…"

"Paris?" Courtney grinned, "New York? London?"

"One of the famous nature sanctuary?" Dawn tilted her head.

"Nice try, but no." The host chuckled, "It's an all-expense-paid trip to…A ramen factory!"

"WHOO-HOOO!" Naruto cheered and some of the castmates sighed, at least it's something that no one wants beside the redhead.

"While on tour, you'll get to sample all different kind of ramen, unlimited I must add." Chris chuckled.

"Awesome! When do we go! When? When? When?" The redhead hopped with crazed eyes.

"It sounds very interesting." The petite girl said.

"Oh, come on!" The CIT screamed in fury as she texted on her PDA, "Where are my lawyers?!"

"You three will go the first thing in tomorrow morning." The host walked away with a laugh.

"I feel sorry for the ramen factory." Duncan chortled.

"They will run out of ramen in few hours." Bridgette sighed, she know that her boyfriend have a tunnel vision when it come to ramen.

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**(Boy's Trailer)**

"Naruto, Duncan, I have a proposition for you." Justin crossed his arms and the boys raised their eyebrows at the model.

"What kind of proposition?" The punk asked.

"If you don't notice it but the girls are outnumbering us and we better do something about it." The model said, "I want to form a guy's alliance and pick the girls off one by one until it's in our favor."

"Um…" The redhead rubbed his head, "That will be bit hard…I'm in as long as you don't make me vote for Bri-chan, Heat-chan, or some of my good friends, dattebayo."

"I'm also in but you two better not ask me to vote for princess." Duncan grunted and the boys nodded.

"Here's to guy's alliance." Justin smiled with his friends, it's good idea to have two strongest players on his side.

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**(Craft Service Tent)**

"I still can't believe they banned me from ramen factory…" Naruto pouted, it has been three days after his tour of the ramen factory.

"It was fair because you just ate almost every ramen they had." Dawn said, "I believe that I just saw the owner crying in misery when we left."

"…But it's unlimited, dattebayo." The redhead crossed his arms.

"Yeah, it was until you show up." Bridgette shakes her head at the pouting redhead and he was about to say something but they hear the voice of their host from the loudspeaker.

"Everyone, please report to the film lot for your latest challenge!" Chris' voice chuckled, "Don't be late!"

"Oh, great…" Heather sighed as the castmates walked out of the tent, "Let's get it over with."

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**(Film Lot)**

The first thing they notice was the table with jersey jackets with nametags and they realized that it was going to be another nametag ripping challenge again. "You really like nametag ripping challenge, don't you?" Gwen raised her eyebrow at the host.

"Yeah…" Chris admitted with a grin, "That and it's really popular with our fans. Today's movie genre is…Thriller!"

"What kind of Thriller?" Duncan asked with a frown.

"A bit of everything and a lot of mind game. It's 'Find the Wolf', kinda like 'Find the Mafia'." The host chuckled as Chef passed out the castmates' jackets, "For your Thriller challenge, each of you will start at different locations all over the film lot and you have to find the Wolf! The person to ousted the wolf wins the immunity from tonight's elimination but if the wolf ousted you all, this wolf wins the immunity…"

"So one of us is the wolf?" Beth asked.

"Nope!" Chris grinned, "All of you are the rabbits."

"That means the wolf is someone that comes back like last time on the island?" Lindsay tilted her head and most of them agreed with her after remembered the episode of the Nametag Hunter.

"There are hidden clues in multiple locations." The host ignored the bombshell's question, "But you have to be careful because some of the clues might be duds…Interns, if you will." The interns took each of the castmates to their own starting points, "Watch your back or the wolf will get you!"

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**(Heather)**

"Rabbits and wolf…" The queen bee crossed her arms, "Why is it so familiar for some reason?"

"_Game Start! Find the wolf! Find the wolf!"_ The PA rang out.

"Better find idiot before the klutzy does." Heather ran off, unknowably that she was sharing the same thought with the surfer girl in different location.

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**(Duncan)**

It has been ten minutes since the start of the challenge and the punk checks under the tables in the craft service tent for any signs of clues, his guess was right on mark after seeing a postcard sticking to the underneath of the table with TD on it. "Let's see…" Duncan peeled it off as he glanced at the hint, "Top Three? Huh?"

"Duncan?" The punk quickly turns around to see Dawn.

"Hey, Dawn." Duncan said, "Have you find any hints?"

"No, you?" The petite girl glanced at the postcard in his hand.

"Yeah, but it said top three." He grunted, "I need to find a few clues to figure out if it's a dud or not."

"That's wise." Dawn nodded as they walk out of the tent, "May I accomplice you for a while?"

"Sure, I need a help and someone to watch my back." Duncan muttered, "I wonder who's coming back?" The petite girl just shrugs.

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**(Beth)**

The farmer girl was looking through the bookshelves in the library set for any clues about the wolf and she jumped at the sound of the footsteps behind her, caused her to glance behind. "Oh, it's you." Beth sighed, "You just scared me…Wait, what are you doing!" She screams out in fear.

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**(Lindsay)**

"_Beth out! Beth out!"_

"Oh no!" The bombshell gasped, "Beth!" She quickly ran around with her arms up in air, screaming for her farmer friend until she bumped into Naruto at the corner.

"Oh, Lindsay?" The redhead blinked as he helped her up, "Did you just screamed? Was it the wolf?"

"Yes, I did but it's because my BFF is out!" Lindsay wailed and Naruto glances around nervously, if someone walk on them, they will think it was his fault for making her cry.

"Um…Just calm down, dattebayo." The redhead patted her back, "We'll get revenge for her when we find the wolf."

"Y-Y-Yes…" The bombshell sniffed, "But I don't find any clues!"

"Well, I did." Naruto pulled out a postcard, "It says 'Letter D'."

"Hmm…" Lindsay tilted her head, "Maybe it's a letter in someone's name?"

"Oh, you must be right, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his chin as they walk together, "With D, there's like eight…DJ, Harold, Sadie, Duncan, Cody, Dawn, Bri-chan, and…You."

"Me?" The bombshell gasped in shock, "Oh no, I'm the wolf!"

"Nah, it's not you." Naruto chuckled, "You were not with Beth when she got out so you're safe, dattebayo." Lindsay released a sigh of relief, "Well, I'm heading for the trailers to see if there's any clues there."

"Right, I'm going to check the stage." The bombshell waved before she turns around and walk toward the stage.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

"Bri-chan!" The redhead waved at his girlfriend, he never expected to run into the surfer girl at the trailers.

"Oh, Naruto." Bridgette smiled as she gave him a hug, "Did you find any clues?"

"Yeah, I found it a while ago." Naruto showed her the postcard, "The hint is letter D and Lindsay think it have something with name, dattebayo."

"Lindsay?" The surfer girl blinked, "I don't see her around."

"She went to the stage to see if there's any clues there…"

"_Lindsay out! Lindsay out!"_

"NANI!" Naruto widened his eyes before he ran off, "The wolf's at the stage!"

"Wait up!" Bridgette hollered, following her boyfriend to back him up in case if the wolf is stronger.

* * *

**(Lindsay)**

The two interns carried the shocked bombshell to the jail as Naruto and Bridgette ran up to her and they can see that her mouth was covered with a mask to prevent her from informing them anything. "What happened?" The surfer girl asked and Lindsay just stared at them with widened eyes before the interns carry her away from them.

"We better check the stage if the wolf is still there, dattebayo." The redhead said as they walk toward the stage and glanced around for any sign of the wolf. Naruto jumps on the stage and check the podium before he holds up Lindsay's nametag with another postcard. "Look like she got ambushed by the wolf when she found it."

"What's the hint?" Bridgette asked.

"Hmm, introversion?" The redhead blinked, "Who is introvert?"

"I don't know…" The surfer girl racked her mind for any names.

* * *

**(Gwen)**

"Relate to water?" The goth girl muttered to the postcard in her hand, "The hell?"

"Did you find something?" Gwen glanced at Duncan and Dawn, she ran into them early and decided to join them after heard the announcement of Lindsay's elimination.

"Yeah, it says something relates to water and I have no idea what it is." She sighed.

"Top three, relate to water…?" The petite girl muttered, "Maybe if we find one or two more hints, it will make sense?"

"Yeah, you're right." The punk nodded.

* * *

**(Heather)**

The queen bee run into the model and finally found her idiot but she was disappointed to see that he was with this klutzy girl. "Hmm, Letter D, introversion, fish…" Justin scratched his head, he was the one who found the 'Fish' hint in the Studio 57.

"Maybe it's someone that was in Killer Bass team from the island?" Bridgette shrugged, "Think about it, Bass is a fish and it must be either Cody or DJ…"

"Harold?" The model muttered, "Didn't he join the Killer Bass team after I got voted off?"

"Oh, yeah…" Heather scoffed, "It's obliviously not Harold and DJ because I don't see it."

"True…" Naruto sighed, "Maybe we should split up and find few more clues?"

"I go with him!" The surfer girl and the queen bee quickly pointed at the confusing redhead as they glared at each other, "No, you don't! Go with Justin! Stop copying me! I'm not copying you!"

"…How about I go with Justin?" Naruto said as the model paled at the girl's glares, "You two can go look for the clues together, dattebayo. Think it as your chance to make bond together." The redhead grinned, "It would be nice to see you two getting along together…"

"I refuse!" Both of the girls crossed their arms and the boys just sighed.

* * *

**(Courtney)**

The angry CIT mumbled to herself as she texted on her PDA, the lawyers better get her some answers for 'C.H' and 'Doubt' hints. "Come on, princess, they are just hanging out with me." Duncan sighed as the girls glanced at each other, they run into Courtney a while ago and she accused the punk as a player that want to hook up with them.

"I'm not listening to you!" Courtney snarled.

"Um…What's going on, dattebayo?" They turned around to see the redhead as he walk out of the Studio 23, "I just heard someone shout."

"It was the princess." The punk grunted.

"Hey, Naruto!" The CIT quickly stomped over to the said boy, "Did you find any clues?!"

"Um…Yeah, Letter D, introversion, fish." Naruto gulped, "What about you guys…Oh, have you seen Justin? We just spilt up a couple of minutes ago when we got here."

"Nah, we didn't." Gwen shrugged.

"_Heather out! Heather out! Justin out! Justin out!"_

"Oh no, Heat-chan!" The redhead widened his eyes, "I better go find Bri-chan, she was with Heat-chan."

"I'll go with you!" Duncan ran off with his redhead friend, he better get away from the CIT before she blow up and it won't be very pretty sight.

"HEY, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Courtney screamed at the punk with shaking fist, she never noticed the eyerolls from the girls behind her.

* * *

**(Bridgette)**

"Think of it as payback for the mafia challenge." The surfer girl smirked at the fuming queen bee as the blonde girl grabbed the new postcard, "Now I can hang out with Naruto without you bothering us for a while."

"Don't think it's over…" Heather gritted her teeth as the nervous interns carried her away, "I will get you back, you hear me?! I will get you!"

Bridgette sticks her tongue out before she checks the new hint, "One of you…What?!"

* * *

**(Dawn)**

The petite girl guessed it has been about thirty minutes since they walk together with Courtney and searching for the wolf and any more clues, it was very confusing that they can't find any sign of the wolf since the start. "Guys!" The girls turned around to see the running surfer girl, "Have you seen Naruto or Duncan?"

"They went looking for you." Gwen replied, "Since then, I don't see them for a while."

"Um…I think I just found a big hint but it must be one of these duds." Bridgette pulled out a postcard, "It said that the wolf is one of us."

"What?" The girls cried out before Courtney mumbled to herself, "One of us, letter D, fish, introversion, C.H, doubt, top three, relate to water…"

"But some of them can be dud." Dawn pointed out, "Remember that Chris said there will be some duds clues."

"Right…" The goth girl narrowed her eyes in thought, "But the question is which is real or not…"

"_Naruto out! Naruto out!"_

"WHAT!" The girls cried out before the petite girl blinked, "…Do you think…"

"Duncan is the wolf?" The CIT gasped, "But he was with us when some of us got out…"

"Actually, I just ousted Heather." Bridgette admitted, "Just because I don't like her…"

"I must admit that Duncan just separated from us for a while and come back after the broadcast…" Dawn said and Gwen agreed with her.

"Hey, what just happened to whiskers?" The girls jumped at the punk's voice as they turned around to see him, "What's with the looks?"

"GET HIM!" Courtney pointed at him, "RIP HIS NAMETAG OFF NOW!"

"What?" Duncan screamed as the girls dogpiled him and ripped his nametag off.

_Riiip_

"Yes, I did it…" Courtney blinked at the back of the punk, "You're the rabbit?"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" The punk snarled as the interns quickly dragged the kicking punk away, "JUST TELL ME WHY THE FUCKING DID YOU RIP MY NAMETAG OFF!"

"…I'm so confused now…" The goth girl muttered and the girls nodded with her.

"_Duncan out! Duncan out!"_

"Um…I'm gonna separate myself from you three…" The CIT backpedalled away from them, "I don't trust you guys now…"

"Me too…" Bridgette gulped before they all separate up.

* * *

**(Wolf)**

The wolf smirked at the sight of the girls splitting up, this will make everything easy…

* * *

**(Gwen)**

"With a few of clues, I think you're not the wolf." The goth girl glanced at the petite after they ran into each other again, "The letter D, one of us, and introversion hints must be duds…"

"I think so." Dawn nodded, "I'm still stumbled with top three…Is it like who was in final three during the Island season or is it…"

"Popularity ranks!" Gwen snapped her fingers, "Of course, there's ranking on Total Drama fansite! But it's hard to know who's in top three…"

* * *

**(Courtney)**

The CIT also figured out the meaning of Top Three and checking her PDA for the rank. "The three guys who are in top three…" Courtney mumbled to herself before her eyes widened at the revelation, "But that don't make…EEK!"

_Riiip_

"_Courtney out! Courtney out!"_ She turns around to see the wolf and she just drops to her knees in shock.

"B-B-B-But you…" The CIT stammered as the wolf vanished from her sight and the interns showed up to send her to the jail.

* * *

**(Bridgette)**

The surfer girl furrowed her brows in deep thought, who is the real wolf and why can't she find this person? She felt someone grabbed on her nametag and she quickly spun around, barely avoided the elimination to see Gwen and Dawn. "What are you doing?!" Bridgette asked with gaped mouth.

"You're the wolf!" The goth girl replied, "It make all sense that everyone got ousted by you because no one was with you!"

"I'm not!" The surfer girl guarded herself, "I was with Naruto when Lindsay got out!"

"Really?" Dawn blinked, "But it's possible that someone ousted her like what we did to Duncan."

"She's right but I'm not taking any chance." Gwen narrowed her eyes, "Let's find out if you're wolf or not…" She lunged at Bridgette and they tumbled around, attempting to take each other's nametag off. "I got her, I got her!" The goth girl tightened her grips on the surfer girl's arms, "Quickly, tear it off!" The petite girl quickly tears Bridgette's nametag off.

"Ah, she's the rabbit." Dawn stared at the surfer girl's back.

"I told you I'm not the wolf!" Bridgette huffed before her eyes widened at someone behind the girls, "No way…"

_Riiip_

"_Bridgette out! Bridgette out! Dawn out! Dawn out!"_

"Wha…" Gwen turned around with widened eyes before she dropped her jaw at the wolf, "But the announcement said…" The wolf quickly tears the shocked goth girl's nametag off before she have a chance to defend herself.

"Hai, but it was a trick, dattebayo." The wolf grinned, revealed to be Naruto.

* * *

**(Chris)**

The host appears in front of the camera with a grin, "I bet you all are confusing about him but let's go back a bit…" The footage rewind all way to the beginning.

* * *

**(Footage)**

The redhead headed to his starting point, only to blink at Chef behind a table. "Naruto, do you know why you are here?" The cooker asked.

"Um…" Naruto rubbed his head, "For the Thriller challenge?"

"Read the card on this table and you will understand." Chef gestured at the card and the castmate picked it up.

"You're the wolf, oust all the rabbits before they catch you..." The redhead dropped his jaw, "Me? I'm the wolf?"

"There are few things that you need to know as the wolf." The cooker held up few fingers, "First, when you oust a rabbit, the announcement will broadcasts within five minutes after you leave. Two, After four elimination, the announcement will say that you have been oust to cause some confusion among the rabbits but it will come out when you are alone…And final, as you know that there are some dud clues around the film lot, you may use them to trick the rabbits and turn them on each other."

"Wow, that sound tough, dattebayo." Naruto groaned, "Why did you guys pick me out of all castmates…"

"To let you know what clues can point to you…" Chef ignored him, "Top three, relates to water, fish, doubt, and one of you."

"Eh?" The redhead blinked, "Can you explain me how can these hints point to me?"

"Top three is the popularly ranking, which you are in first place." The cooker replied as the boy dropped his jaws, "Fish and relates to water has connection to your name since it has two meaning as maelstrom and fishcake…"

"My name does not mean fishcake!" Naruto slammed his hands with red face, "Why does the hint have to say fish?!"

"Whatever, fishcake." Chef smirked, "Doubt is not a word but a title of a manga about a…"

"Oh, I read this manga, dattebayo." The redhead nodded, "It's where they tried to figure out who's the real killer and there was a twist at the end of the manga."

"Right, if they don't figure it out then 'one of you' is the second hints that help them understand." The cooker said, "The game will start in few minutes so get ready and oust all the rabbits."

"…Got it." Naruto gave the camera a savage smirk, "Gomen, rabbits, I have no choice but to devour you all, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Clip with Lindsay)**

"Right, I'm going to check the stage." The bombshell waved before she turns around and walk toward the stage. Naruto quickly cover her mouth and tear her nametag off.

"Gomen, but I'm the wolf." The redhead whispered in Lindsay's ear and her eyes widened in shock.

* * *

**(Clip at Stage)**

Naruto bended under the podium and pulled Lindsay's nametag out of his pocket before he held it up with the postcard, "Look like she got ambushed by the wolf when she found it."

"What's the hint?" Bridgette asked, never noticed the hidden smirk of her boyfriend.

* * *

**(Clip with Justin)**

"Do you think one of the clues is in the Studio 23?" The model asked as he climb up the ladder before they hear the CIT's shouting, "Was that Courtney?"

_Riiip_

"Wha…?" Justin stared at the smirking redhead with gaped mouth and the interns walked up behind him.

"Oh, take him out through the backdoor, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to the interns, "Can't let anyone find out, thank!"

* * *

**(Clip with Duncan)**

"You better go back to the girls to see if Bri-chan's with them." The redhead said worriedly, "I'll check this place if she's inside."

"Alright…" The punk nodded, "Are you sure that you can go inside alone, what if the wolf's inside?"

"I'll tear the wolf's nametag off right away." Naruto chuckled, "I'm not this weak."

"You got that right." Duncan smirked as he walked away, "Just don't let the wolf get you."

"Don't worry." The redhead whispered to himself, "Just worry about your back, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Film lot)**

Chris chuckled at the sight of the grumbling rabbits and a smirking wolf after they watch the video. "You said that we're all rabbits…" Beth frowned at the host.

"At the start, you were all rabbits." Chris laughed evilly, "Naruto just become a wolf in just few minutes so I never lied at all." The castmates groaned, "Since all of the rabbits are eliminated, Naruto wins the immunity from tonight's elimination!"

"Gomen, guys!" Naruto clapped his hands together, "I never think that I'll be the wolf, dattebayo."

"At least, it's not this person…" Gwen glanced at the fuming CIT and some castmates nodded, it's a shame that they can't vote her out for a couple of elimination challenges.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"Now that's one nail biting ceremony." Chris smirked at the castmates, "You know the drills so I'm going to tally the votes as Chef will give you your awards, starting with Naruto because you know." He paused to chuckle as some of them glanced at the redhead, "Courtney, Dawn, Lindsay receive no votes so they are safe…Beth and Gwen receive one vote…"

"Wow, he's right…" Beth gulped as she glanced at Duncan, Heather, and Bridgette, "That's one nail biting!"

"Right!" The host nodded, "This person got four votes! The person that goes home is…"

"…" Duncan glared at the host, he better get the damn award.

"…" Bridgette placed her hand on top of Naruto's hand and he squeezed her hand.

"…" Heather glared at the surfer girl with crossed arms.

"…Bridgette!" Chris announced as most of the castmates gasped, "Yeah, I'm even shocked! Sorry to cut your sweet time short but it's time for you to go home!"

"I'll walk you to the Lame-o-sine." The redhead sighed sadly and the surfer girl nodded as they walk together.

* * *

**(Lame-o-sine)**

"Hey, Bri-chan." Naruto rubbed his head as he glanced at his girlfriend, "I know we are in a rough spot right now…When it's all over, we'll work it out and you don't have to worry about us in the future, dattebayo."

"I know…" Bridgette smiled sadly, "I want to work it out too…I love you."

"Love you too." The redhead kissed her deeply, "I'll miss you."

"Me too…" The surfer girl kissed him back before the lame-o-sine drive her away and Naruto ruffled his head with a sigh.

* * *

**(Confession)**

"Yes!" Heather cheered to herself, "With her gone, it will be so easy to take my idiot back! I'm lucky that Dawn's on my side."

_***Static***_

"I believe it will be good idea if Naruto and Bridgette can have some time alone from each other." Dawn nodded, "I hope it will work out well in the future."

_***Static***_

"Me and Justin decided that Bridgette will be first to go because she's athletic out of all girls and she'll hold Whiskers back." Duncan slumped in his chair with a shrug, "That and I just don't like her, we don't see eyes to eyes."

* * *

**(Boy's Trailer)**

The next morning, a high-pitched scream echoed across the film lot and wake up the boys in process. "Did someone have a bad dream, dattebayo?" Naruto rubbed his eyes.

"I don't know…" Justin groaned as the scream continued, "We better check it out and go back to sleep."

"It better be a good reason or I'm gonna hurt someone." The punk growled.

* * *

**(City Set)**

"…I'm at loss for words." Gwen muttered and the castmates agreed with her as they stared at the tied cooker in pink dress.

"…Is that a nightie, dattebayo?" Naruto snickered, only to blink at Batman's theme song and glanced up to see Chris, wearing Batman's costume. The host leaps off the building with the bungee rope and swoop in to grab Chef before the bungee rope snaps in midair, caused them to fall down.

"I knew that bungee wouldn't hold…" Chris groaned out, "That's what happens when production cheap out." He glanced at his hair, "And now my hair's all messed up."

"Uh, is anyone going to tell us what the heck is going on here?" Courtney crossed her arms.

"When…" The host pointed at her face with a glare as he fixed his hair, "I…Feel…Like…It. And now…I feel like it. Today's challenges are inspired by the superhero flick."

"…But it's too early in morning." Heather scowled.

"We don't have our breakfast." Beth said.

"I'm going back to bed." Duncan grunted.

"Evil never sleeps, and neither will you!" Chris grinned, "Besides, superheroes don't do the things of mere mortals. They have screaming ladies to rescue." The castmates glanced at the fanning cooker as he walked away from them, "There are three things intrinsic to all good superhero movies. One, superheroes have superpowers…"

"Except for some of heroes." The redhead said, earning a glare from the host.

"…Two, superheroes save people." The host muttered, "And my personal favorite three, superheroes wear tights, which means you will all be wearing…" He laughed, "Teensy, tiny tights." There was varies of reactions from the castmates, "…And why are you all in your pajamas? Get dressed and meet me back on set in superhero speed, which means you should already be back here…And make sure to wear something that goes with brightly hued spandex!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Superhero, huh?" Naruto tilted his head, "It has been a while since I read comic books, dattebayo. They always have a lot of superheroes and supervillains, it's really hard to keep track on them all."

_***Static***_

"I think this challenge is in my bag." Gwen smirked, "My little brother always bugs me about comic books and keeping tell me about each superheroes."

_***Static***_

"It will be tough for me because I don't know anything about superheroes." Dawn said, "I hope I can pass it."

* * *

"For your first challenge, each of you will create your own superhero identity!" Chris gestured at the pile of fabric clothes after the castmates changed into their clothes, "You'll make your own superhero costumes using nothing but your fertile imaginations and tons of spandex…" The castmates blinked at the garbage truck as it dumped the pile of trash right next to their host, "And some other junk. You'll be judged on originality and style of costume, how rocking your superpower is and how cool your superhero name is. Top score wins an advantage in the next round. Chef will, of course, play the supervillain, which, let's face it, won't be much of a stretch."

"I am Pythonicus, the deadly viper!" Chef posed in his green snake costume as he gestured at the cat, "And that is Dander Boy, my sidekick!"

"They will sabotage you at every turn." The host chuckled, "Any questions?" Everyone raised their hands in air, "No? Perfect! And action!"

"Dibs on white fabric!" Naruto quickly grabbed a few of white fabric rolls.

"That one's mine!" Lindsay pulled out the orange fabric before Courtney snatch it as she shoves the bombshell away.

* * *

After several sabotages by Pythonicus, the villain sat behind the table with his sidekick and the host as they awaited for the castmates to reveal their superhero identities on the runway stage. "Now wearing a superhero costume of her design, our first supermodel!" Chris announced as the curtain revealed the farmer girl tied with wood planks, "…State your name and superpower."

"Lumber Woman?" Beth muttered.

"You're a superhero." The host grumbled, "Act like one!"

"I am Lumber Woman and I can talk to plants!" The farmer girl grinned.

"You're serious?" Chris deadpanned, "What do you talk about, the best brand of fertilizer? That's worth a whole three points." He glanced up to see the model walked up in similar costume as the farmer girl retreated, "…I guess not-so-great minds think alike."

"I am Timberman!" Justin laughed, "And my superpower is…" He threw the wood chips at the judges.

"Seriously?" The host sighed, "Wood chips?"

"Oh, and I can float and make fire as long as I've got matches and I don't get too close to the flame." The model gulped, "Ouch."

"Lame." Chris rolled his eyes, "Two points. Next!"

"I'm the Tamer." Dawn said softly. She was wearing a beige dress, littered with feathers, and pseudo furs on her collar. "I can command the animals to aid me."

"Hmm, four points." The host shrugged, "That's because it's better than talk to plant and whatever. Next!" Heather strolled out in a crimson dress with light red stocking and dark red cape before she stops in front of the judge.

"I am Crimson Seducer and I control men's minds to do my bidding." The queen bee scoffed.

"Three points…" Chris groaned, "It's supposed to be five points but your superhero identity sound like villain."

"Whatever, I don't care." Heather turned on her heels and walk away from them as the next person walked out.

"Where are your tights?" The host glared at the punk, all he has is just an extra eye on his forehead.

"I don't do spandex." Duncan grunted, "I'm the all-seeing eye, and I've got psychic powers. I can see the future."

"Two points." Chris mumbled as he turned to Chef, "That is one worst challenge I ever host…"

"Meh, at least no one is ripping off something that will bring us lawsuit." The cooker grunted and they turned back to see the next superhero. The person was wearing a white full-body spandex suit with black lines on its sides, two red gauntlets, long red tattered scarf, and a black helmet, hiding the person's face from the judges.

"Um…Who are you?" The host asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm just a merely man that watch over the innocent and punish the evildoers, they call me Justice." The judges recognized Naruto's voice, "My powers are acrobatic skills, misdirection, and I also can create things out of thin air." The judges blinked at the mysterious steel stick in his hand, where did that rod come from?

"Impressive." Chris smirked, "Seven points, it's about time someone get it right. Next!" Gwen walked out in a black tattered corset dress with long sleeves.

"My name is Obsidian Witch and my power is that I can control the elements." The goth girl shoot the water out of hidden sprayer at the judge.

"Seven points." The host nodded, he was glad that there are some decent costumes with props instead of just spandex and lame powers.

"I'm the Human Cricket!" He glances up to see Courtney in her superhero costume and starts to laugh at her.

"And what are you gonna do, chirp us into submission?" Chris laughed.

"Actually…" The CIT rubbed her metal panels together on her legs as it made an annoying noise.

"I got…" The host winced at the noise, "Ok! Stop it! I'll give you eight points if you stop!"

"Deal." Courtney walked away with a smug smirk.

"Next…" Chris mumbled, only to blink at the bombshell in Wonder Woman costume.

"I'm Wonder Woman!" Lindsay beamed with hands on her hip.

"Wonder Woman already exists, and she doesn't even look like that!" The CIT shouted.

"Not so fast." The host waved her off, "I'm liking the costume. What's your superpower?"

"Duh!" The bombshell shrugged, "I wonder a lot…Oh, and I have an invisible jet right here." She gestured at the table before she points behind her, "Or did I leave it over there?"

"You win." Chris smirked, "I loved Wonder Woman as a kid. Ten points!"

"What?!" Courtney snarled, "What about originality? Wonder Woman's already a superhero!"

"Oh, I'm sorry?" The host raised his eyebrow, "Is this your show? Oh no. No, it's my show, which means I make the rules…"

"I thought it was the producers." Heather deadpanned.

"Oh yeah…" Chris whispered to himself, "Gotta love blackmails."

"Actually, I think my lawyers make the rules." The CIT crossed her arms with an evil smirk.

"Wow, and I thought Heather was worse." Gwen whispered to Beth.

"Yeah, she's so on power trip." The farmer girl whispered back.

"Possibly, but I'm still the judge of the contest, and I deem Lindsay the winner, which means she get an advantage in the next challenge!" The host grinned.

"You may have won the first round, but we'll see who comes out on top!" Courtney turned on her heels and walk away.

"Courtney just stepped on my invisible jet!" Lindsay gasped in horror.

"Whoa, that's not cool, dattebayo!" Naruto shook his head in disappointment, "No one like sore loser!"

"He's right!" Chris jabbed his pencil at the CIT, "Courtney, minus two points for stepping on Lindsay's jet."

"What?" Courtney dropped her jaw.

"May I have a ride in your jet?" Dawn asked innocently.

"Sure!" The bombshell clapped her hands, "Who wants a ride in my invisible jet?" Everyone, minus an angry CIT, raised their hands in air.

"Man, I love this gig." The host chuckled.

* * *

"For your second challenge, we will be testing your super prowess." Chris gestured at the new course, "You'll have to leap over a building in a single bound using this trampoline from the set of movie, 'Trampoline Thunder Two'. Awesome flick. You'll be judged on how far and how high you jump…And please properly time your landing, as we wouldn't want you to land anywhere other than on this soft, cushy mattress." The superheroes gasped at the ruined mattress, "Our first and foremost priority at Total Drama Action is your safety and well-being."

"Safety, my ass." Heather sneered.

"Next, you'll have to save a woman falling from a building." The host chuckled as Pythonicus dangled the sack, "The woman will be played by a sack of potatoes in dress, which will be a real catch for you guys…And finally, you'll walk across a power line during a meteor shower. The person to finish the course with the best time wins invincibility! Lindsay, you're up first. Ten seconds will be shaved off your time for winning the first round."

"Yay!" Lindsay walked past the scowling CIT to the ladder and climb up until she gets on the diving board.

"And action!" Chris brings his hand down and the bombshell jumps into the trampoline before bounced over the building, lands on the mattress.

"Ew, this mattress is so nasty." Lindsay said with whiny tone before she tried to get off the mattress and stumbled to catch the sack but it land right behind her. "Whoopsie." The bombshell gulped, "Sorry, lady."

"Looks like it's gonna be real mashed potatoes tonight, eh, Chef?" The host chuckled.

"That's our dinner, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked behind his mask.

"Not such a Wonder Woman, huh?" Courtney jested.

"…You've got issues." Chris muttered, "A lot of issues than Heather."

"I don't have issues." The queen bee grunted, they never noticed that Lindsay just fall off the power lines again.

"Naruto, you're up." The host said.

* * *

"I'm ready to go, dattebayo." The redhead called out.

"Go!" Chris hollered back and Naruto took the leap. He bounces off the trampoline with several somersaults and landed on his feet before leap again to catch the sack. He quickly put the sack down and get on the power lines, dodging the bowling balls from Chef before he cross the finishing line. "Nice work, Justice, you completed it within 33 seconds." The host checked his time, "I wonder who can beat Justice's record?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I think I may have to join the circus…Nah!" Justin shook his head with a chuckle.

* * *

After the castmates' turns, only Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney completed the course while the rest failed to complete it and Chris stopped his time after the final castmate passed it. "While Justice did a impressive job, the winner of the second challenge and invincibility is the Human Cricket with thirty seconds." The host announced.

"Yes!" The CIT clanged her panels with a cheer.

"Don't make me change my mind!" Chris winced as Courtney gave him a sheepish grin, "You guys may be superheroes, but you smell super gross. Time to hit the showers and decide who's gonna get kicked to the curb."

* * *

**(Boy's Trailer)**

"Man, that's a tough one, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head as the boys changed out of their costumes, "I really don't know which girls to vote for."

"Same here." Duncan grunted, "Who's the biggest threat beside Courtney?"

"Gwen, Heather, Dawn, Beth, Lindsay in order." Justin counted on his hand.

"…Ugh, voting is hard than it looks like, dattebayo." The redhead groaned and the boys nodded.

* * *

**(Chris' Trailer)**

"What are you doing?" Chef asked after noticed the red scrapbook in his boss' hands.

"Just looking at some pictures from Naruto's past with Kushina." Chris sighed, "Sometime I wonder what it would be if I was there in the first place…Everything will be so different…"

"Ah, the old 'What-if' question." The cooker nodded, "It's true that everything will be different but…"

"But?" The host asked.

"You already were not there for him in the past." Chef said, "All you can do is just be there for him now and the future…I guess you're starting to accept the fact that you're the father since you two already have some father-son times on weekend and that you're looking through this scrapbook."

"Yes, I am…" Chris nodded with a small smile as he stared at the picture of red-haired baby, "…I'm thinking of adding some more pictures in this book."

"Ooh, I want in." The cooker pulled out a camera, "We better add more embarrassing pictures."

"I like what you're thinking." The host smirked evilly.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"And now we vote." Chris smirked as the castmates voted for their chosen castmate, "And the Gilded Chris goes to…Courtney, Justin, Gwen, Naruto, Heather, Beth, and Lindsay. And we're down to two…" He glanced at Dawn and Duncan, "The final award goes to…"

"…" The punk crossed his arms.

"…" The petite girl stared with blank expression.

"…Duncan!" The host grinned and some castmates gasped.

"Man, this really sucks." Naruto sighed, he don't know who voted for his petite friend.

"It's okay." Dawn patted his arm, "I'm glad that I get to spend some time with you."

"Hai, me too." The redhead ruffled her hair with a smile.

"Then I must go." The petite girl stood up, "Oh, I forget one thing…"

"What did you forge…" Naruto's eyes widened at her peck on his cheek.

"It's a thank-you peck for the mock date another day. Bye, Naruto, I'll see you after the show." Dawn said as she turns on her heels and walk toward the lame-o-sine.

"…Did she just…?" Gwen blinked at the retreating limousine and glanced at the shocked redhead.

"Yes, she did." Heather nodded, she don't mind it since it was just a peck and she hope it will drive the klutzy girl crazy when she see it on television.

* * *

**(Studio 05)**

It had been two days since Dawn's elimination, the castmates standing around and waits for their host to show up. "Where the hell is Chris?" Heather scowled as she crossed her arms, "He told us to show up in five minutes and it has been ten minutes already!"

"I think that he may get a call from producers at last minute, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"That or he's still ogling himself with the mirror like pretty boy here." Duncan joked, jabbed his thumb at Justin as he check himself out with the handheld mirror.

"Hmm, you say something?" The model blinked confusedly.

"Nothing, just go back to your mirror." The punk waved him off before the light went out.

"Who turn the lights off?!" Gwen cried out in dark before they hear some light smacks in the dark, "Hey! Who just smacked my arm?!" The lights come back on and the castmates glanced around in confusion.

"What happened?" Courtney asked.

"Someone just smacked me!" The goth girl glared at the punk since he was only one closer than the others.

"Hey, I don't do anything!" Duncan raised his hands in air before the interns in black suits swarm in and slapped the handcuffs on four of the castmates.

"W-W-Why me?!" The redhead stuttered.

"I did nothing!" The CIT roared.

"Dude, I'm really innocent this time!" The punk protested.

"What the hell is going on?" The queen bee asked in shock but the interns said nothing as they drag all of the castmates out to somewhere else.

* * *

**(Courtroom Set)**

"Order in court!" Chef slammed his hammer on the podium as the castmates blinked at him, he was wearing a judge robe with white wig.

"What's going on?" Lindsay asked confusingly.

"What's going on is your next challenge!" They turned their heads to see Chris in the jury stand with several interns, "Today's movie genre is Trial! You may notice that you are in team of four, it's because one team is the defendants and other team is prosecutors!"

"Is it going to be permanent or just temporary for this challenge?" Beth asked.

"Temporary." The host replied, "Gwen, Justin, Beth, and Lindsay are in prosecutor team and the rest are in defendant team because of their crime activities, Courtney is their attorney…"

"What crime did I commit?!" Naruto shouted.

"Oh, you did a lot of crimes like…" Chris rolled out a sheet, "Ripped everyone's nametags off as Hunter and Wolf…Create the infamous corncob prank…Break a lot of hearts in process…My, my, what a naughty boy you are."

"Okay, I agree with the first two but what the hell are you talking about the last part, dattebayo?" The redhead sighed but he never gets any answers.

"The teams will go through four different mini-games, each challenges will grant you evidence, four totals. It's up to you to use some evidences or not because your main goal is…" The host gestured at defendant team, "To get not guilty…" He shifted his arm to the prosecutor team, "Your goal is to get guilty. The one that complete their goal will be excused from tonight's Gilded Chris ceremony! Judge Chef, if you will…"

"We will start the trail, I open the case 012: The case of an arm smack in dark studio." The judge cleared his throat, "Today at eight o'clock, the victim, Gwen, was smacked several times in arm by one of the three suspects in the dark studio. The prosecution may make an opening statement."

"Whoa, he sounds like a professional judge." Heather blinked, "…Wait a second…Chris, did you just ripped off the Running Man show again?!"

"The producers and I ran out of things and Running Man has a lot of good stuffs so we just…um…" Chris shifted his eyes, "Borrowed a few things from it."

"More like taking everything." The queen bee growled.

"Okay, today in the studio, while Gwen was waiting for the host with everyone, she was hit in arm when the lights went out." Beth read the lines on clipboard out loud.

"We were nowhere near her at all!" Duncan banged his fist on the table, "We're totally innocent!"

"Hai!" Naruto nodded his head furiously, "Give me a reason why you are suspecting me?"

"It's because you are usually the main character to be chosen during the special episodes." Justin stood up with his hands on the table, "And it's a good reason since today is one of these special episodes! You may have made some plans with the producers beforehand…"

"Do you have any evidences, huh?" The redhead stuck his tongue out with a cockily expression, "Huh? Huh?"

"You're really getting into it." Courtney muttered with a raised eyebrow.

"I always want to play as bad guy for once, dattebayo." Naruto admitted with a sheepish grin.

"Ahem." Beth cleared her throat to catch their attention, "The three defendants, Duncan, Heather, and Naruto hit the victim, Gwen, during the time of blackout. It has been established that the three suspects are guilty for co-conspiring…The prosecution indicts all those three defendants as co-conspirators of the assault."

"Defense may now make a statement." Chef gestured to the CIT.

"My defendants deny their charge of being co-conspirators." Courtney said, "Honorable judge, those three guys did not hit Gwen in arm and was falsely blamed because of their appearance and their past crime activities. Is that correct?"

"Hell yeah!" The punk growled.

"Yes, I'm really innocent." The queen bee scoffed.

"They were not awake that there was going to be a blackout." The CIT continued, "And also, the victim, Gwen states that she was the receiver of assault but the defendants weren't even aware of that because it's hard to see in the dark…There's no reason to charge my defendants without any proofs!"

"Ok, before we call for recess and start the challenges, it's normal for the suspects to make a scary threat in the trial movie." Chris grinned, "Let's start with you, Duncan!"

"Hey!" Duncan shouted at the prosecutors, "You better be careful or someone is going to shank you in back."

"You better hope that they find me not guilty or you will see the true hell when I get out." Heather sneered with deadly glare.

"…If you open your mouth, I'm going to kill you." Naruto said with scary blank expression, "If you tell anyone, I'm going to kill them all. Gwen, if you lie, I'm going to kill you!"

"…Whoa, that's really scary." Gwen said, she knows it was just an act and the redhead really have a gift for acting.

"…Did you take some lines off the 'I Can Hear Your Voice' drama?" The queen bee whispered to Naruto.

"Yeah, I want to say it for once, dattebayo." The redhead whispered back with a light chuckle.

"Now I call for recess." Chef slammed his hammer several time, "I'll see you guys after the challenges."

"Ok, everyone, follow me!" The host beckoned the castmates as he walk out of the courtroom set with the teams.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I wish I was the one who smack the weird goth girl but I didn't do it this time." Heather crossed her arms with a scowl.

_***Static***_

"It's not me!" Naruto scratched his head, "It was too dark and I really don't see anything, dattebayo."

_***Static***_

"They always think I did it." Duncan scoffed, "But that time for sure, I'm innocent!"

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

"Ok, I want you to sit in this table in alternative order, defendant, prosecutor, defendant." Chris gestured at the table as the teams take their seats. Heather takes the first seat, followed by Justin, Naruto, Gwen, Duncan, Lindsay, Courtney, and Beth. "Your first challenge is…" The host grinned, "31 game! The team that survives the game wins one evidence."

"31?" Gwen asked, she never heard anything about this game before.

"It is a counting game." Chris explained, "Chef will bring out a tray with 31 food samples and you can eat as much as you like, up to five, before you pass it to the next person. The person that eats the last sample is eliminated…The game will end when the whole team is out."

"I hope the Running Man producers will sue you…" The queen bee growled but it falls upon deaf ears.

"Chef, bring out the pork!" The host called out and the castmates started to drool at the sight of good foods as the cooker carry it to the queen bee.

"I'll eat four." Heather said as she starts to chew the first piece of pork and counting in her head to see how many pieces each castmate can eat before someone get eliminate.

"Eat one more, Heat-chan." The redhead said, "It's better to reduce the numbers quickly, dattebayo."

"Nah, just four." The queen bee shook her head and passes the tray to Justin.

"Hmm…" The model licked his lip, "Five."

"What?!" Beth gasped, "Eat three or two!" Justin ignored her and just ate five pieces of pork before he passes it to Naruto. The redhead glance at both sides, thinking of how many pieces he would eats.

"Take five." Gwen egged him on after doing some math in her head.

"No, eat three!" Courtney shouted, "If you eat five, I'll probably be out!"

"Ok, I'll eat two!" Naruto ate two pieces of pork and pass it to the groaning goth girl.

"…Four?" Gwen shrugged as she ate some pork and pass it to the next person.

"Shall I eat five or less?" Duncan asked his team.

"Five, five." The queen bee held up five fingers.

"Do it!" The CIT nodded after checked the number in her head and the punk eats five pieces.

"Ooh, I love pork!" Lindsay grabbed five pieces of pork before she eats them all, she never noticed the silent scream of her farmer friend.

"Five!" Courtney smirked at Beth, leaving only one piece.

"Beth's out!" Chris chuckled as the farmer girl leave the table and sit down in the elimination table. "Next food…Fish soup bee hoon!"

"Oh, I love these!" Heather stared at the soup with happy glint in her eyes, "I'll eat five!" Justin tastes his first sample before grabs one more and pass it to the redhead.

"24…" Naruto counted them and starts to think harder, ignoring some egging and warning from the castmates. "Three!" The redhead took three soups and pass it to the goth girl.

"I think I'll take two." Gwen said before she passes it to the punk.

"Four." Duncan seems to like them and pass it to the bombshell.

"Ew…" Lindsay shivered, "I'll just have one."

"Same, just one." The CIT sighed.

"Five!" The queen bee said and passed it to the model.

"Oh boy…" Justin scratched his head, "Um…Two." The model passed it to the grinning redhead.

"Justin!" The girls gasped in horror and Justin blinks confusingly before his eyes widened.

"Five." Naruto chuckled, "Gomen, Gwen."

"Gwen's out!" The host laughed.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That game is very tough than I thought." Justin sighed, "I'm not really this good at math…"

* * *

After several turns, Naruto, Duncan, and Lindsay were eliminated and it was down to Heather and Courtney against Justin. "Let's wash it down with apple juice!" Chris grinned as Chef brings out 31 drinks and placed it in front of the castmates.

"You can do it, Justin!" Beth encouraged.

"Take the pretty boy out!" Duncan hollered.

"I'll drink five cups." The queen bee drank them before pass it to the model and he drinks five cups.

"Five…" The CIT said.

"Five again." Heather said quickly.

"One." Justin muttered nervously.

"Five." Courtney smirked smugly.

"Four." The queen bee pushed the last cup to the model with coyly smirk.

"Justin's out!" The host clapped with a cheesy grin as the cooker handed the envelope to the winner team, "Defendants team win their first evidence! Now let's go to the next challenge!"

* * *

**(Trailers)**

"Ok, for the second round, we are going to play a game…" Chris fanned out cards as the castmates noticed that they were blank, except for one that read Thief, "Catch the Thief…"

"The cards will distribute to everyone and the goal is to not have the thief card as you have to choose a card, if the person has it then this person is eliminated…" Heather growled, "Am I right?"

"…Yes." The host glared at her for interrupted him, "…But I tweak a few things…The teams will pick two players and if one of the two players have the thief card then his or her team will lose!" The teams discussed with each other for a while.

"We chose Duncan and Heather." Courtney informed her host.

"And we pick Gwen and Justin." Beth said.

* * *

"Are you ready, guys?" Chris asked after passed out the cards to four players.

"Yeah, I'll start it off." The queen bee said as she takes a card from Justin's hand, "Weird goth girl, it's your turn to pick my cards." Gwen glanced at the queen bee's cards and pounced on her thought for a while before she picks the right card. She peeks under her card, hiding a smirk after seeing that she don't have the Thief card.

"Your turn, Duncan." The goth girl said with poker face as the punk just grabbed one of the cards without any hesitation, "Phew, I'm safe now." Gwen used her lie as bluff.

'Yeah, right, you don't have it in first place.' Duncan rolled his eyes, he has the Thief card in first place.

* * *

After several turns and a lot of bluffing, no one knows who have the Thief card. "I wonder who have the card, dattebayo." Naruto gauged the players' reaction as they take a card from each other, "I really don't know who does."

"I think it's Justin." Courtney stared at the sweating model.

"Nah, it must be Hanna." Lindsay said, "She's really fidgeting a lot now.

"I'm not sure if it's Duncan because his face is so hard to read." Beth squirted her eyes at the punk's blank face.

"It's time to reveal your cards!" Chris grinned, "Let's start with Gw…"

"I have it!" Duncan smashed his cards on the table, "The whole time, it never leave my hand at all! What the hell is that?!"

"…Prosecutor team wins this round." The host chuckled at the raging punk as he tossed a new envelope, "Let's see which team will get their second evidence in the third challenge."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I gotta admit it, I'm having fun today." Beth said, "Maybe it's only one-time deal."

_***Static***_

"Today's challenge is really tame this time." Gwen crossed her arms with suspecting glare.

* * *

**(Pool)**

The castmates blinks at two chairs attached to long boards, they can see there was some kind of spring machine under them. "I introduce you to…" Chris gestured at the odd chairs, "Flying Chair! What it do is that they can fling you into air for a while before you fall into the ice-cold pool, how awesome is that?!"

"…Not tame anymore now." The goth girl deadpanned.

The host clapped his hands to get their attention, "For your third challenge, you will play paper-rock-scissor on these chairs…The loser will get some airtime and a good cold soak. We will start off with one member from each team, the next member will take the loser's place until one team is wipe out. The team with most surviving members wins! Let's start with Courtney and Beth!"

"You're going down!" The CIT gloated, taking her seat with the glaring farmer girl.

"And go!" Chris grinned.

"Rock…Paper…Scissor!" The girls called out as Beth throw out rock and Courtney brings out paper. The farmer girl cried out as the flying chair launch her in air and she lands in the pool.

"Justin, you're next." The host chuckled at the sight of soaking farmer girl as she climb out of the pool with chattering teeth and the model takes his seat.

"Rock…Paper…Scissor!" The CIT brings out scissor and Justin has rock, the model smirked at the screaming CIT as she flew into the pool.

"Maybe it will cool her off for a while." Chris smirked evilly, "Heather, if you will." The said girl sat down on the chair with deadly glare and the model gives her a smug smirk.

"Rock…Paper…Scissor!" Heather held out a scissor, beating Justin's paper and she laughed at the sight of screaming model as he flailed his arms around in air before land into the pool. "Bring out the weird goth girl!"

"Sorry but Lindsay's next." The host said with a shrug.

"Ugh…" The queen bee scowled at the bombshell, "Rock…Paper…Scissor!" Lindsay threw out a rock, only to lose against Heather's paper. The bombshell screamed out in fear as the flying chair tossed her into the pool.

"Ooh, that doesn't look good for the prosecutor team." Chris shakes his head, "Can Gwen get all-kill or fail in the end?"

"I've been waiting for you…" The queen bee sneered at the goth girl and Gwen glares at her. "Rock…Paper…Scissor!" Gwen's paper beat Heather's rock and the goth girl giggled at the screaming queen bee as she swam out of the pool with a snarl.

"Naruto, you're up!" The host called out.

"Good luck, Gwen, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled and Gwen nodded back with a light smile. "Rock…Paper…Scissor!" Naruto smirked as he held up rock and the goth groaned at her scissor before she screamed in the air, lands into the pool.

"The defendant team gets their second evidence." Chris grinned, "Now we will head to our final mini-game before the trial."

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Are we playing Human Curling?" Heater asked after noticed a several large buckets and line at the end of the dock.

"Yep!" The host grinned, "One member of the teams will be the pusher and the rest will be the human pucks. The rules of this game is very easy to understand…The person that is on the line, or closer to the line, wins but if someone go past this line, this person is out! Any questions?"

"Can one of us push someone else away if this team gets closer to the line?" Gwen jabbed her thumb at the defendant team.

"Yeah, you can." Chris nodded, "Who's the pusher?"

"I will." Duncan raised his hand after his discussion with the team.

"Justin will do it." The girls said in unison.

"Wait, what?" The model dropped his jaw at the girls.

* * *

After a practice round, the punk start off first as he shove Courtney across the dock and the CIT lean back to slow down before the bucket stop, six feet away from the line. "Damn it." Duncan grumbled.

"Be careful, don't push me into her." Beth whispered to the model as he placed his hands on her back and shoves her away with all of his strength. The farmer girl balance herself as the bucket slide past Courtney and stop at just a foot away from the line.

"Yes!" Justin cheered to himself with arm pump.

"Push me toward Beth, I'll make sure that she will go over the line!" Heather growled as the punk push her toward the nervous farmer girl and the queen bee's bucket knocked into Beth's bucket, caused the said bucket to soar across the dock and into the water. "Whoo-hoo!" The queen bee laughed after noticed that she was at a few meters away from the line.

"Let's take it back for Beth." Gwen narrowed her eyes at the cheering queen bee and the model nodded at her before send her across the dock but the goth girl's bucket hit the CIT's bucket, send it toward the line by two feet. Justin groaned to himself.

"You ready, whiskers?" Duncan grinned at their luck and the redhead nodded with a chuckle.

"Let's do it, dattebayo!" The punk pushed Naruto across the dock until he stops right behind Heather by one foot.

"That doesn't look good for prosecutor team." Chris chuckled.

"Don't hold back, Johnny!" Lindsay said.

"It's Justin." The model deadpanned as he sends her across the dock and the bombshell's bucket stopped in front of the redhead. The prosecutor team groans at their third loss of the day.

"And we're off to the courtroom again!" The host held his sides with laughter, "The teams will check their evidences before the trial to decide if they will bring it in or not."

* * *

**(Defendant Team)**

"Oh, one of them has a tape, dattebayo." Naruto pulled a tape out of the envelope, "It must be a big one."

"Let's check it out." Courtney turned on the portable player and they watch the footage with different reactions.

"…"

"…"

"…Let's ditch this one." Heather said with widened eyes and everyone agreed with her.

* * *

**(Courtroom Set)**

"And now, we will resume the trial." Judge Chef banged his hammer several times, "Jury here will be the one who will decide the verdict after the closing argument. Prosecutor, please present your evidence."

"We believe the real culprit is Naruto." Justin said as the redhead blinked at him, "The reason why we accuse him is because of this evidence." The model gestured at the screen to reveal a picture. It was a picture of Naruto and Chef, they looks like they were chatting about something behind the trailer. "This picture was taken a few hours before the incident." Justin nodded to himself, "It is reasonable that he actually planned it with Chef beforehand!"

"Objection!" Courtney stood up, "It is very well-known that Naruto is the only contestant that Chef like and they always share stories during the break time." Some jury members whispered to each other, "This picture may be falsified to portray Gwen as innocent victim when she is not!"

"What?!" Lindsay gasped with her teammates and starts to protesting.

"Order! Order!" The judge slammed his hammer, "Attorney Courtney, do you have any evidence supporting that?"

"Yes, I do." The CIT gestured at the screen to reveal another picture and the castmates gasped at the revelation. It was a picture of the goth girl chatting with the host. "It's very logical that Gwen is the true culprit. She staged the incident by smack herself in arm several times to frame the defendants! If that don't convince you then I present you the final evidence!" The screen showed the picture of the castmates in the studio before the blackout. They can see that everyone was scattered around.

"Um…" Lindsay tilted her head, "How is that evidence?"

"Take a good look at the defendants and Gwen's place…" Courtney pointed at the screen as everyone noticed that none of the defendants were close to the goth girl, "Think about it…Can anyone see very well in the dark as soon as there was a blackout?"

"Hmm, you have a point there…" Chef rubbed his chin with a nod.

"What really happened is that when the blackout went out, Gwen smacked herself and accused them for one reason and that's to get everyone's vote to oust one of them!" The CIT pointed at the shocked goth girl, "That's your true motive! You are the true culprit!"

"Objection!" Beth shouted.

"Based on what?" The judge glanced at the farmer girl.

"Um…Eh…Gwen didn't do it at all." The farmer girl stuttered and Chef overruled it with a headshake.

"Now we just reviewed the evidences, the jury will have a meeting and make their verdict within ten minutes." The judge hammered his podium as the interns walk out with their boss, "The court is in recess for ten minutes."

* * *

**(Jury Room)**

The interns and Chris discussed about the argument and the evidences, even pull out some scenes from the 'Twelve Angry Men' movie.

* * *

**(Courtroom Set)**

"Have you reached the verdict?" Chef asked the jury and Chris stood up.

"We have." The host cleared his throat, "We find the defendants, Duncan, Naruto, and Heather…Not guilty!" The defendant team cheered at their victory, "The defendant team wins the immunity from tonight's voting so I'll see you at the ceremony!" Everyone leave the courtroom set but one of the cameraman walk in and pull out the discarded tape before playing it.

* * *

**(Tape: The Truth)**

The blackout occurred and the camera switched to night version. Duncan quickly ran toward the Gwen and smacked her in arm several time before he run back to his previous location. The lights came back on and everyone glanced around in confusion, never noticed the hidden smirk from the punk.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"Now here's the result." Chris grinned at the castmates as the winner team held their awards, "The one who get the awards are…Beth and Lindsay." The goth girl and the model glanced at each other nervously, "Whoever doesn't get the final award will go home, the final award goes to…"

"…" Gwen fidgeted.

"…" Justin gulped worriedly.

"…Justin!" The host announced and the said boy cheered to himself.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Sorry, Gwen, but you came in second place last season." Beth rubbed her arm, "We have to take you out before it's too late."

* * *

Naruto walked the goth girl to the Lame-o-sine by her request, "Naruto, I never get a chance to thank you for everything that you did for me."

"Don't mention it, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as he rubbed his head, "It's what friends do."

"Yeah but neither of them will do what you did…" Gwen hugged him with a soft smile, "Thank you."

"…You're welcome." Naruto hugged her back with a smile before the goth girl step into the Lame-o-sine and waved at him as it drove her away from the film lot.

* * *

**(Aftermath Show: Stage)**

"Yo, everyone!" Geoff grinned at the cheering audience, "We're back to another episode of Aftermath show! Geoff here."

"And I'm Eva." The bodybuilder crossed her arms, "The Total Drama is getting closer to the end with a lot of twists and shocked moments."

"Oh yeah!" The party boy nodded with a grin, "There was a lot of mind-blown episode like the Thriller and Trail challenges!" The audience cheered at the clips of the said challenges.

"Let's not forget about some of unexpected eliminations like Bridgette for example." Eva said, "She'll join us with five other eliminated castmates."

"Right, and they are B, Owen, Gwen, Max, and Dawn!" Geoff gestured at the screen as the audience clapped at the footage of said teenagers, "They will join the peanut gallery after their interview."

"Why doesn't anyone vote out this damn pretty boy?" Jo growled.

"I never think that he was very crafty." Noah said with book in his face, "Guess you never judge a book by its cover."

"Right." The bodybuilder grunted, "We will bring them out one by one…Also we won't do the truth or whatever because it was too dangerous…"

"You never let me have anything…" The party boy pouted, "I want to use truck or electric chair…"

"What did we just talk about?" Eva glared.

"Um…You're in charge and I'm your…Um…" Geoff glanced at the smirking teenagers, "…little teddy bear…"

"Good boy." The bodybuilder pecked his cheek with an evil smirk.

"He's so whipped." Cody snickered quietly before winced from a light smack from Katie, "Sorry, Kat, I'll be good."

"So are you." DJ chuckled lightly.

"Let's bring out one of the new guys, he's self-proclaimed villain who dream to rule the world." The party boy said.

"And the shortest contestant out of everyone here…" Eva gestured off-screen, "Max!" The audience members clapped for the aspiring villain as he walks in with his nose in air and takes his seat in front of the hosts.

"Welcome to the Aftermath show, Max!" Geoff grinned, "Did you enjoy your time on TDA before the elimination?"

"Yes, I did." Max crossed his arms, "I learned a lot of things on this show like my evil laughter, how to get new minions, and some interesting ideas that I got from Naruto." He rubbed his hands with an evil laughter, "So many things to do when I take over the world!"

"I heard some rumors about you." The bodybuilder grunted, "Beside your 'evil' plans, you have a reason to join the Total Drama show. Can you tell us that?"

"Well…I do have a reason to join this show." The aspiring villain frowned, "I join it to have some experience with social skills and meet new people because I don't really get out a lot…"

"Aww, so you joined to make some friends?" Sadie giggled with the teenagers.

"N-N-NO, I DIDN'T!" Max stuttered with red face, "I come to create a legion of evil army to aid me in taking over the world!"

"Don't worry, boss, you still have me." Rodney grinned and the aspiring villain screamed out with fury.

"Next guest to join us is…" Eva glanced at her boyfriend.

"Owen!" The party boy shouted, "A large dude with hugest heart! And I must add the most lucky guy in world to have a hottie girlfri…Ow, I'm sorry, babe! Ow!" The bodybuilder glared at him, "I'm also very lucky to have you, you're the most hottie chick in the world!"

"Just bring this damn boy out or I'll punch you in where the sun can't shine upon…" Eva grunted and Geoff called the oaf out for a while.

"Hi, everyone!" Owen grinned at his friends and the cheering audience with pile of foods in his arms, "Hi, Eva. Hi, Geoff. I heard that you two got together, that's so awesome!"

"Thank you, Owen." The bodybuilder nodded, "Have a seat, how's your jaw?"

"It's all good now!" The oaf chewed on his foods, "I can finally eat normally!"

"…Yeah, it must really suck that you got booted out halfway in the second season." The party boy chuckled nervously at the gobbling oaf, "As the winner of the first season, tell us who do you think will be the winner of this season and get a million bucks?"

"Hmm, I dunno, maybe someone that no one expected?" Owen tapped his chin with drumstick, "Like Lindsay, Beth, or Naruto?"

"Um…I don't think Naruto is unexpected person because everyone wants him to win." Geoff chuckled.

"Oh, right!" The oaf nodded with a wide grin.

"How do you really feel when Courtney come back on TDA and cheat you out of the chance of million?" Eva asked, "Were you mad?

"Nah, I didn't." Owen shook his head, "I was surprised that Court come back and I can't deny the fact that I feel bummed when I got eliminated but I really enjoy my time on TDA because there was so awesome stuff going on."

"Thank you for your time." The party boy sighed, "Well, our next guest will be tough to get a word out…"

"Welcome B!" The bodybuilder announced as the said boy walk onstage and takes his seat with a smile.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Um, I don't know what to say." Geoff admitted with nervous chuckle.

"I heard that you went to school with Naruto and Heather, I'm curious how do you communicate with Naruto?" Eva asked curiously and B makes some gestures from writing to wiggling his fingers.

"He says that he write, text, and some signs." The bookworm muttered from his book and everyone blinked at him. "What? One of my brothers is mute." Noah rolled his eyes.

"Oh, I see." Geoff sighed, "Well, B, how does it feels like to be the only guy that can't talk on the show? Don't it get little lonely?" The silent boy shakes his head with a shrug and gave them a smile.

"He says that he doesn't mind it and he never felt lonely at all, he just like the way it is." Noah said.

"Ok, thank you, B." The bodybuilder rubbed her neck, "I guess we can bring out the next guest…All women are jealous of her for having a perfect boyfriend but she shows some signs of jealous…"

"And her elimination was unexpected!" The party boy said, "Please welcome Bridgette!" The audience cheered and clapped for the surfer girl as she shows up with a little wave and takes her seat.

"Thank you for having me here, guys." Bridgette smiled.

"Welcome, how do you feel when you get voted off in similar pattern like the last season?" Eva asked.

"Well, I think it was a freaky coincidence that it happened to me twice after both of the merge." The surfer girl sighed, "And it was because of Duncan again."

"My biggest question is…" Geoff raised his arm in air, "Will you work things out with Naruto since your relationship seems to be little strained by your jealousy and his dense nature?"

"We will after this show." Bridgette sighed, "I know our relationship is strained right now but I hope we can smooth it out. Someone told me that not all relationships are perfect and every relationship always has a rough time."

"This person really gave you a good advice." The bodybuilder nodded, "Who was it?"

"I can't say…" The surfer girl paled at the memory of Chef's threat.

"Well, Bridgette, don't go anywhere because we will bring out our two final guests." The party boy grinned, "You really don't wanna miss that…"

"Our next guests are Dawn and Gwen." Eva grunted as the audience cheered for the goth girl, "Where's Dawn?"

"I'm here." Everyone jumped at the petite girl's sudden appearance on the sofa.

"…How did you get there?" Geoff paled, "You were not there in first place…"

"I just walk and sit down." Dawn blinked with blank face as Gwen sat down next to the surfer girl, "Did you not notice me when I come in with Gwen?"

"Um…Eva?" The party boy shivered.

"How did you both feel when you get kicked out when you get this close to the end of season?" The bodybuilder asked unfazed.

"It really suck that I got out this early but I don't hold anything against them." The goth girl shrugged.

"I was little disappointed but it gave me a lot of things that I really value." The petite girl nodded.

"Like Naruto?" Geoff smirked, "You kissed his cheek before you leave…"

"Indeed, I did." Dawn nodded as Bridgette bit her inside cheek, "It's because he is very interesting person and I do like him."

"Wow, I'm sure you also feel the same thing, Gwen." The party boy said.

"What?" Gwen widened her eyes, "W-W-We're just friends!"

"Oh, but the footage said otherwise." Geoff gestured at the screen, "Let me show you the never-seen-before scene!"

* * *

**(Footage)**

Gwen and Naruto leans against the bridge's rails as they stares at the star and the goth girl points them out. "That's Big Dipper and Little Dipper, see them?" Gwen said with a smile.

"Nah, I only still see Bri-chan…" Naruto sighed, "Gomen but I really miss her, dattebayo." He never noticed the goth girl making a gag gesture.

"You really have it hard for her." Gwen smirked as they pushed off the rails, "We better turn in early…Whoa!" The goth girl tripped on her feet and clash into the redhead as they fall down on the ground.

"Ugh…" Naruto groaned, "You okay, Gwen?"

"Yeah…" Gwen stared into his blue eyes before her eyes widened and stand up quickly with light blush. "Yeah, I'm fine." The goth girl coughed into her hand as the redhead stand up with confusing glance, "I better go now, bye!"

"Bye?" Naruto tilted his head at the running goth girl with a blink.

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"…" Everyone slowly turns their heads to the goth girl and surfer girl.

"…"

"…"

"…I'm fine…Totally fine…" Bridgette smiled with an eye twitch.

"I have no comment." Gwen gulped, "We're really just a friend…"

Eva whispered to her boyfriend, "I thought we were not supposed to show it?"

"We don't but Chris called and want us to do it, sorry." Geoff said nervously and his girlfriend huffed at him.

"Well, we better end it now because we are running out of time." Eva crossed her arms, "That's all for tonight, please keep up your supporting for Chris and the cast in TDA."

"Right!" The party boy nodded, "We will see you next time on Aftermath show!"

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**(Film Lot: Craft Service Tent)**

Several days went by, Naruto chuckled at the sight of the castmates as they build their burrito, he decided to sit it out and spend some time with his childhood friend. "I wonder who will win it, dattebayo." The redhead muttered.

"Idiot, it's your turn." Heather pushes the piece of paper to her childhood friend, they were playing 'Dots and Boxes' game since the queen bee was little bored.

"Ten more seconds!" Duncan shouted as he stands on the table, "Biggest burrito wins!" They glanced up to see the punk talk to Courtney before the CIT huffed at him.

"I feel bad for him." Naruto chuckled, "It must be a tough relationship to stay in."

"Who cares, I don't like her anyway." The queen bee muttered before she smirks as she makes the final square on the paper, "I won."

"Oh, man…" The redhead groaned, "I suck at this game, dattebayo. Want to do it again?"

"Yeah, I do." Heather giggled, this game is one of several things that she can beat Naruto. They never noticed that Duncan declared Justin's burrito as winner.

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It wasn't long enough until Chef shows up in odd medieval costume and blows his trumpet, catching their attention. "Hear ye and rise for Sir Chris." The cooker announced as their host rode in on the half-dead horse with glass boot on a pillow and he was about to saying something but the farmer girl cut him off.

"Ooh!" Beth gushed, "That's a glass slipper. Which means today's challenge is a Fairy Tale movie! My favorite!"

"Beth, if you ever steal my intro again, I'll have to personally boot you off the show." Chris glared.

"But we always steal your intro several times and you let it slide, dattebayo." Naruto said.

"…Correction, from now on, if someone steals my intro again, they get the boot!" The host grumbled before he clears his throat with a grin as he gestures at the glass boot, "The feet that fits determines the princess for today's fairy tale movie challenge. The rest of you compete for the honor of rescuing the fair princess."

"I wanna be the princess!" Beth jumped.

"I said the fair princess." Chris sighed, "And what we think is fair is that the candidates be the ladies who won last time: Courtney and Heather." The farmer girl grumbled to herself with crossed arms.

"I'm going first!" Heather huffed with crossed arms, "It's so obvious that I'm the princess!"

"…Nope, it doesn't fit." The host chuckled as the queen bee struggled to put the boot on, "Let's try it with Courtney."

"I am so going to take this." Courtney snatched the glass boot from Heather, earning a snarl from the queen bee.

"I don't know." Chris said unsurely, "Doesn't look like it's gonna fit."

"Come on, come on, come on!" The CIT forced her foot in.

"I hope it don't break and cut her foot badly, dattebayo." Naruto muttered and the boys nodded with him.

"Listen, Courtney, we can go to a different selection method if…" The host said nervously, only to cut off by the CIT's snarl.

"Yes!" Courtney smirked at the fitted boot, only to pale at the sight of slow-cracking glass.

"Let's get this over with before she loses a foot, and I lose another lawsuit." Chris glanced at his co-worker, "Chef?"

Chef hopped up to them in a blue fairy costume as he tapped the CIT's head with lit wand, "I dub thee Princess Courtney."

"Eat my pixie dust, commoners!" Courtney gloated with hands on her hip before the glass boot spring off her foot and hit Justin in face.

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**(Confessional)**

"Why her?!" Heather kicked the table in rage, "I deserve to be the princess! Ugh! At least I have the queen title in my school!"

_***Static***_

"I have become the beast instead of the beauty." Justin sobbed, "A prince turned into a frog. Did Courtney do that on purpose? No, no, she's not evil, she's just feisty." He sighed dreamily, "I like feisty. I like it a lot."

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**(Fairy Tale Set)**

Chris held the book up as he sat on the comfy chair in front of the fireplace, "It's story time with Uncle Chris…"

"You're not my oji-san, dattebayo." Naruto smirked and the host pinched his bridge of nose.

"…Once upon a time, six brave knights went on a quest to rescue a princess from her ivory tower." Chris said after recovered from another interruption, "But it wasn't gonna be easy. First, the knights had to get past my very good friend, the terrible toothless troll, and his bad breaks bridge!" The castmates gasped as Chef stands on the bridge in high place, "To get past the terrible toothless troll, the knights had to wear disguises…" The host tossed the headgears at them, "There was a frog prince, and the ugly stepsister…Sleeping beauty, and the witch…Hunter and little red riding hood." Heather scowled at the host as she glanced at her large witch hat and the redhead blinked at his large green hat.

"Um…" Duncan caught the red hood, "Can we at least make it red riding hoodlum?"

"No dice, dude." The host shrugged, "That's what it says in the script…And so the ugly stepsister approached the terrible troll…"

"But I can't see!" Beth cried out under her large wig.

"Oh, yeah!" Chris chuckled, "For this challenge, each knight is blind." His comment received a lot of protesting from the castmates, "Nowhere in this story does it say the cowardly knights complained. So get it together, steppy, and get crossing!"

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"Could this be any suckier?" The farmer girl muttered as she slowly walk across the bridge before an apple hit her, courtesy of the troll. "Ow, apparently, it could be." Beth gulped before more of apples assaulted her until she falls off the bridge.

"See, Beth is just not fairy tale heroine material." The host smirked.

"Is seeing double a bad sign?" The farmer girl asked dazedly.

"Next, the hunter." Chris chuckled, "With his courage, he headed across the bridge."

"Is that a whip, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked at the whip in Chef's hand before he places his large green hat on and walk across the bridge with caution. He can hear the cooker's footsteps getting closer to him and the redhead suddenly slide under the troll's legs.

"What the fuck…?" Chef muttered confusedly, one minute the brat was in front of him and before he knows it, the brat made it to the end of the bridge.

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After Lindsay's and Heather's turns, the girls didn't make it across and it was down to Duncan and Justin. "You're up, froggie." Chris grinned, "Then it's Captain Hood."

"At least my face will be protected from further indignity." The model put his helmet on and walks into the poles twice.

"Are you seriously going to use this ax, dattebayo?!" Naruto widened his eyes at Chef as he ran across the bridge with psychotic grin.

"It's rubber…" The troll glanced at his weapon, "I think."

"Hey, man, let me give you a hand." Duncan shoves Justin down the bridge and the model use the momentum to increase his speed. Chef's eyes widened as the frog prince headbutt him down and run to the end of the bridge.

"Justin's still got it." The host chuckled, "All right, then. The final knight attempting to enter fairy tale land is little red riding hoodlum."

"I thought you said no dice?" Heather narrowed her eyes at the host.

"I changed my mind." Chris grinned as the cooker pulled out a blonde wig, "Rapunzel dude, let down your hair!" Chef attempts to whip the punk but the said boy dodged them and Justin noticed that Duncan was peeking under the blindfold.

"Hey, he can see!" The model shouted.

"How?" The host rolled his eyes, "With his x-ray vision? That'd be cool." They never noticed that the punk just passed the challenge by using the wig as rope to get across the bridge. "And so the terrible toothless troll knocked off three losers." Chris narrated, "But, three semi-brave knights made it to the other side, and continued on their noble quest. Whereupon I, in my wisdom, inspired them with a vision of Princess Courtney." The host nodded his head up and the boys glance up to see the CIT as the wires lowered her to the stage. Courtney clears her throat and start to singing.

_When I was a little girl_

_I'd dream of my first kiss_

_It would come from my prefect prince_

_And in my dream, it went like this._

"She really sings well." Naruto chuckled before he blinks at his quiet friends for a while, "Guys…Are you okay? Say something, dattebayo!"

"She's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen." Justin gaped at the CIT, "I must have been so busy seeing her as a master strategist, that I didn't see her outer beauty. Wow, we'll be the best-looking couple in the kingdom."

"Pardon?!" Duncan growled.

"I saw you cheat, Duncan." The model narrowed his eyes, "You don't deserve to be her prince."

"Who died and made you the decider about me and Courtney?!" The punk jabbed his finger in the model's face.

"Guys, don't fight over her!" The redhead quickly stands in between them as he wrapped his arms around their heads, "We're friend here and if I recalled correctly, Courtney is already with Duncan, dattebayo."

"A-A-Air!" Justin wheezed out with Duncan as they attempted to pry Naruto's arms off, "I-I-I need air!"

"Naruto, you should let them go." Chris chuckled.

"Whoops!" The redhead released them as he rubbed his head with sheepish grin, "Gomen."

"I-I-I think I just saw my grandpa for a second there…" The punk panted heavily before Courtney resumed her singing.

_My prince will be tall and handsome_

_My prince will be tough as nails_

_My prince will have lots of money_

_My prince will tame wild whales_

_When we kiss_

_My prince will be yoooooou!_

"Wasn't that song brilliant?" The host grinned.

"Nope!" The queen bee sneered and starts to ignore her host as he attempts to sell Courtney's music CDs.

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**(Confessional)**

"It should be me up there as princess!" Heather stomped with crossed arms, "I would have win idiot's heart with my singing voice! Ugh!"

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"After risking my life for you, I've realized how wrong I was with that deformity crack." Justin kneeled in front of Courtney, "You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen…And the smartest. What are the odds?"

"Thank you, Sir Justin." Courtney smiled.

"More like Sir Suck-up." Duncan scoffed.

"You know, you could learn something from Justin here." The CIT glared with crossed arms, "It's nice to get a compliment once in a while. Well, I'm waiting!"

"Butter me up, princess." The punk shrugged until they hear a whinny from behind and they turned their heads to see Chef on the half-dead horse.

"Look, it's the one horseman of the apocalypse." Beth said nervously, "Did you see that? She just winked her horse eyes at me!"

"…You really need help." Heather sighed, "It's just psycho cooker on a stupid horse."

"I think you do have a concussion." Lindsay said worriedly.

"Are we supposed to catch him?" Duncan threw his arms up, watching his on-off girlfriend climbs on the horse.

"No, it's a classic princess abduction." Chris shakes his head, "As the villain makes a whirlwind getaway on a swift steed."

Chef kicked the horse several times, "Guess old Betsy here didn't read the script."

"…Naruto?" The host sighed and the redhead patted the horse's head.

"Hey, Betsy, they want you to run faster." Naruto chuckled, "Just do it once and they won't bother you for a while, dattebayo." The horse neighed as the creature ran off with screaming cooker and princess, "We're good now, Chris."

"Ok…" Chris glanced at his book, "So, that's how the three knight dudes lost the princess…But the fate, aka me, wasn't finished with them. They followed the troll all the way to a fight to the death. Because that's how I like my princess saved."

"Sir Justin!" Courtney shouted, "I want you to know that I hope you rescue me."

"Come on, I was just kidding about the compliment!" The punk shouted, "You're cute, okay? I-I-I like your face, it's nice!"

"Say something about her hair and eyes." The redhead whispered in his punk friend.

"Right!" Duncan nodded, "I like your hair…It's very silky and nice! Your eyes are pretty!"

"I won't disappoint you, princess!" Justin cut in.

"As good luck, I give you my favor to carry into battle." The CIT threw the glass boot at the model, only to hit him in face again.

"…I guess he better start to wear a protection headgear if that keeps up, dattebayo." Naruto stared at the downed groaning model.

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**(Water Tower)**

The knights stared at the water tower with a several castle cutouts as Chris narrated, "Sir Justin, Sir Duncan and Sir Naruto reach the ivory tower in which the troll had stuck the type A Princess. But there was only one way to rescue her. One of the brave knights had to slay the dragon!"

"Ooh!" Beth gasped happily, "I love a good dragon tale!"

"I can't wait to see a real dragon." Lindsay gushed.

"I don't think so." Heather grunted, "I'm pretty sure they may cheap out again with something else like…"

"Heather's right." The host chuckled, "We don't have a real dragon…We're reusing the kaiju monster guy." The said creature robot stomps in with dragon mask and give the boys an evil grin. "Let the dragon slaying begin!" Chris tossed the wooden swords over to the knights.

"Godspeed, brave knights!" Courtney waved at the boys from the top of water tower, "Sir Naruto." She blew her kiss out to the boys as the queen bee growled, "Sir Justin. Duncan." Justin caught his air kiss before steals Duncan's air kiss.

"Stealing another dude's air kiss?" The punk growled, "Pathetic."

"You can have my air kiss, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he tossed the CIT's air kiss to the punk, "I'll distract the dragon while one of you two slay it." The redhead ran up to the monster's side and waved his arms. "Hey, dragon!" The monster turns its head to the smirking redhead, "Tell me how does it feels like to be a kaiju monster in B-movie? Nah, you're the star of all Z-movies!"

"Oooh, that'll gonna hurt a lot!" The host winced.

"…"

"…"

"…" The monster roared with red eyes and starts to chase the laughing redhead around, ignoring the fact that it have to go after the other knights. Duncan and Justin fought each other as they attempts to get on the dragon's back until the model tripped the punk down and Justin quickly stabs the red button on the dragon, caused it to halt in track.

"Wanna rescue Princess Courtney, too?" Chris grinned as he held a doll box out, "Now you can for only eighty bucks! Order your very own Princess Courtney Limited Edition…"

"Shut up and just get it over with!" The queen bee threw her arms up.

"…Fine…" The host muttered and glances up to see that the model reached the top of water tower.

"Princess…" Justin was about to kiss Courtney but their host stop them.

"Wait, wait!" Chris grinned, "There's no kissing. It says here that Prince Justin and Princess Courtney must swordfight to determine the true winner."

"Whichever one of us wins the swordfight gets immunity?" The CIT asked.

"You're almost too smart to be a princess." The host rolled his eyes with a smirk.

"But every fairy tale I've ever read ends with a kiss." The farmer girl blinked.

"In modern tales, they do but not in original version." Heather crossed her arms, "Like Little Mermaid."

"She's right, we are actually doing a different version of fairy tale movie!" Chris laughed, "Bet you didn't see that coming."

"If that's how it has to be." Courtney shrugged before she shoves the model off the tower without any warning.

"…So in this version, the princess is actually the bad guy, dattebayo?" Naruto nudged the twitching model with his foot.

"Yeah…" The host smirked, "That's the best fairy tale for me! Courtney wins immunity…Again."

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**(Trailers)**

"Heat-chan, what's the matter?" The redhead glanced at his grumbling childhood friend.

"I'm so pissed off that they choose Courtney to be the princess instead of me!" Heather growled, "I'm more princess material than her!" Her childhood friend starts to chuckling lightly, "What's so funny?"

"Oh, gomen, I just remember something when we were little." Naruto chuckled, "We were watching one of these princess movies and you declared yourself as my princess and starts to order me around, dattebayo."

"W-W-W-Why did you remember it now?!" The blushing queen bee stuttered, "F-F-Forget what you just remember now!"

"Okay, okay." The redhead chuckled as he held up his hands, "…Hmm, I remember you said something after that but I can't remember it, dattebayo…What was it?"

"Nothing, it was just nothing." Heather crossed her arms with red face, she remembers what she told her idiot that someday she will be his princess bride…"EEK, DON'T REMEMBER IT!" The queen bee shoves Naruto down and ran away.

"…Um…Nani?" The redhead stared at the sky with confusing expression.

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**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"So, with immunity, Courtney is the first to win a Gilded Chris." Chris said as he threw the award at the CIT, "Before we continue the awards though, I have some news. Courtney's lawyers called and demanded eighty percent of all the profits from the Princess Courtney merchandise. So not gonna happen."

"What?" Courtney gasped.

"We're renaming them after the only other brunette left in the competition." The host gestured at the pile of doll boxes, "Beth!"

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" Beth fanned herself with hands.

"Your very own Princess Beth doll." Chris chuckled as he tossed a box to the farmer girl, "And a contact stating you get zero percent of the Princess Beth profits, along with the Gilded Chris award! You live until the next challenge."

"Fairy Tales do come true!" The farmer girl squealed.

"Also still in the competish, Lindsay, Naruto, and Heather." Chris tossed the awards to the said castmates as he glanced at the model and punk, "Who will live happily ever after? And who will die penniless? And the last Gilded Chris goes to…"

"…" Justin gulped.

"…" Duncan crossed his arms and glance away from the host.

"…Justin." Chris chuckled, "Duncan, you're out…"

"WHAT?!" Courtney stood up with an angry expression, "This is an outrage! Justin should going home!"

"Yeah, you're right." The host laughed, "I was just kidding. Justin's actually the one who's been eliminated."

"An outrage, huh?" The punk smirked at the blushing CIT as he whispered to his chuckling redhead friend, "Told you she still likes me."

"Guys?" Justin glanced around the uncaring castmates, "Is no one even gonna miss me?"

"I do." Naruto waved at his model friend, "It suck that you have to go but at least you did last this long than last season, dattebayo."

"True." The model sighed as he walked toward the Lame-o-sine, "I'm gonna rooting for you, Naruto!"

"Thank, man!" The redhead hollered.

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**(Film Lot)**

"We finally merged the teams with a lot of shockingly eliminations and some challenges that really spinning your heads around!" Chris chuckled, "Who would have thought that? Only six contestants remaining and we really wonder what will happen next! Will Courtney admit that she's still crazy for Duncan? Will Heather do something to catch Naruto's eyes before the end of this season? Who will be in the final three? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ACTION!"**

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**(Craft Service Tent)**

The castmates were having their dinner and make a small talk until Chris walks in with a huge grin. "Ugh, don't tell me there's another challenge again?" Courtney groaned.

"Nah, no challenge." The host chuckled, "It comes to my attention that someone just has a special day today."

"What do you mean?" Lindsay blinked before the light went off and they can hear the cooker singing a…

"Is that a birthday song?" Duncan blinked, "Who's having a birthday?"

"Oh, I know I forget something, dattebayo!" Naruto smacked his head as Chef walked out with orange cake, "It's my birthday, I turn seventeen today."

"That's right!" Heather gasped, "We really forget about today!"

"Happy birthday, Naruto." Chris took the pictures with his personal camera and the group celebrated the redhead's birthday.

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_Contestants: Beth, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Lindsay, Naruto_

_Eliminated: B, Bridgette, Dawn, DJ, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Izzy, Jo, Justin, Leshawna, Max, Owen, Rodney, Trent_

_Peanut Gallery: Cody, Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Sadie, Tyler_

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**And this ends our twelfth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**We are almost done with the Action arc!**

**It was really hard to come up with a couple original movie challenges so I decided to step back and based some off Running Man and several variety shows because they have a lot of different challenges that may fit in the Total Drama Series. Love it? Hate it?**

**Naruto and Bridgette: They are still having hard time with their relationship so don't think it will be over.**

**Only two more chapters until the Action arc will be over. I will use Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Reunion special episode as filler in between of TDA and TDWT because it looks like filler to me.**

**I will let you, the readers, know that when we reach to the TDWT, only first chapter of TDWT will have a song at beginning but after that, no songs…Well, just one or two throughout the arc but that's it. Why? Honestly, I don't like musical because it's pointless with me, just to let you guys know beforehand.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	13. Action: The Scheme

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**For these who asked about if it is harem or not: I can't reveal the paring route until we get into the final arc and I'm tied my hands on this one.**

**Coldblue: 1) Who know but he will be still the one of the villains of the TDWT arc. 2) I can say that the final chapter is going to be epilogue but it will take a while until we get there. 3) I have a few stories ideas but I will work on them after I finish the WDL story. I will update my profile as soon as I can, I always forget to do it.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirteenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 13: Action: The Scheme**

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**(Film Lot)**

"Last time on Total Drama Action, the teams got merged and there were a lot of stuffs that really messed with our minds!" Chris chuckled, "Plus some of shockingly eliminations! Now we have six castmates left and several tough challenges to go. Will the karma finally get Courtney in the end? Is Heather going to do something to steal the loveable redhead away since there's no one in her way? Who will make it to the final three? Find out tonight on Total Drama Action!"

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**(Craft Service Tent)**

The castmates was eating their breakfast and some of them wonder why Chef wants them to have a egg taco for breakfast. "Ew!" Lindsay pulled something out of her taco, "Is that an eggshell?"

"Is that a flash drive, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked with widened eyes.

"Maybe Chef finally ran out of stuff to put in the eggs." Duncan shrugged, "All he's got left is computer hardware."

"What if there's something on it?" The bombshell tilted her head, "Something all challengy?"

"Only one way to find out." Beth glanced at the CIT's PDA, "Stick it in Courtney's PDA."

"My PDA isn't going anyway near that goober-coated thing." Courtney scoffed before the punk snatched her device away, "Hey!"

"I thought you wanted to win this." The punk frowned.

"Do what you have to do." The CIT sighed annoyingly, she don't feel like arguing the first thing in morning. Duncan snatches the flash drive from Lindsay and inserts it into Courtney's PDA before Chris appears on the screen.

"I hope you all had a filling breakfast." The host grinned with hands behind his back, "It was so delish. I was practically on cloud nine. I could have had a dozen of them. But enough about breakfast. It's time to 86 this combination…Uh, I mean conversation."

"So weird." Beth muttered, "I think maybe Chris needs a vacation."

"Right now, I'm gonna relax in a nice safe and secure place, and get ready for today's challenge." Chris chuckled, "You're probably wondering what the challenge is. It will remain a mystery until you find me. Hopefully you'll clue in and track me down. But, in the meantime, I'm gonna crack open a soda, and relax. See ya."

"Unless there's a killer reward, I'm not gonna bother finding Chris." The punk grunted as soon as the video ended, "I could use an extra day off from that dick."

"Same here." Heather scowled, "Let him relax somewhere away from us."

"Yeah, but, maybe if we find Chris, he'll have some kind of surprise." Lindsay said, "Who doesn't love surprises?"

"We do but…" The redhead chuckled, "It's Chris, it must be one of his nasty surprises, trust me, dattebayo." Some of the castmates nodded but the bombshell didn't hear him.

"I think he was giving us hints." The bombshell smiled, "He said he was on cloud nine. That's like heaven, which means he's not alive anymore. What do you do with dead people? You bury them. So, maybe he's buried underground. Maybe we should dig and see if we find him."

"…Don't go kill my tou-san off, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned.

"And the film lot is fucking huge." The queen bee deadpanned, "It's like trying to find Jimmy Hoffa."

"She's right." Duncan sighed, "That makes zero sense."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"No one ever listens to me anymore since Courtney got here." Lindsay crossed her arms with a deadly glare, "What's so weird about Chris being buried alive?"

* * *

"Oh, it's so obvious!" Courtney perked up, "Chris said he was feeling safe and secure. Get it? Safe." She stared at some of confusing castmates, "Chris said that he was gonna crack open a soda. You crack a safe. Now you get it?"

"No, still nothing." Lindsay shrugged after exchanged a glance with Beth.

"He's clearly in the bank vault set from the bank heist challenge." The CIT groaned annoyingly, "Duh!"

"Nice." Duncan grinned.

"Go figure." Courtney snorted as she walked out of the tent, "I've got a brain."

"Hey, I was the one who said Chris was giving clues!" The bombshell whined, only to be ignored by some castmates and she starts to growl.

"Yeah, you did and it helps out." Naruto patted her back as he followed the group out, "Sucks that Courtney stole your moment, dattebayo." The bombshell nodded with a scowl, she was still angry that no one still listen to her anymore.

* * *

**(Safe Set)**

"So, what's the plan, heistmeister?" The punk crossed his arms, standing in front of the safe vault with the castmates.

"Try cleaning out your ears and listening for a change!" The CIT snarled as she turns the lock combination around, "Chris said combination, right after he talked about cloud nine and he could have had a dozen breakfast tacos…And then he said '86'." She opened the vault to reveal their host in Sherlock costume before she holds her hand out, "Where's my prize?!"

"Hmm?" Chris blinked confusingly as he inhaled his pipe, "I hardly recall having mentioned any sort of prize…" He coughed, "But thanks for releasing me. It was getting stuffy in there."

"You're not smoking?" Courtney asked.

"What?" The host gasped as he tossed the pipe in his mouth, "Oh, no, of course not! It's chewing tobacco…" The castmates gasped in horror, "Nah, just kidding! It's black licorice."

"Black licorice?" Naruto gagged, "That's the worst candy."

"…Yeah, you're right." Chris spitted it out, "That stuff's digusting…"

"If you know that then why did you chew on it, dattebayo!" The redhead roared but the host ignored him with a cheesy grin.

"Now it's time for mystery movie day!" The host chuckled, "I've got a challenge for each of you. Tonight, you're to meet me at the train station set. But first, I'll require full fingerprints, and DNA samples from each competitor."

"Why?" Heather raised her eyebrows with crossed arms.

"I was getting to it." Chris sighed, why doesn't anyone just wait until he finishes his explanation?! "Each of the competitors has to gather the evidence from any one of the other competitors, which means it's in your interest to prevent the other guys from getting your deets." He chuckled at the smirking castmates, "Now go pack an overnight bag and get me my clues."

The CIT zoomed into the host with a glare, "I am going to get a prize! I promise you that!" The host stares at the stomping CIT and turns to his son.

"Is it me or does it seems that she's in a worst mood for some reason?" Chris asked and his answer was just a shrug.

* * *

**(Boy's Trailer)**

Duncan walks toward the door and grab the doorknob before he slowly releases it to see a wet paint on his hand. "Wha…?" The punk muttered before Naruto quickly slap the paper on the punk's hand and yanks a single hair. The redhead ran out of the trailer before the punk make any reaction. "…Damn it." Duncan grumbled to himself.

* * *

**(Film Lot)**

Naruto decide to take a walk around the film lot to avoid anyone from getting his DNA and fingerprints. "Hey, idiot!" The redhead turned his head around to see his childhood friend, "How many did you got so far?"

"Just two." The redhead chuckled, "I got Duncan and Beth, dattebayo. You?"

"Just Lindsay, it was too easy." Heather growled, "But Courtney got me when I was getting in shower. Have anyone get your fingerprints and DNA?"

"Nah…" Naruto was about to say something but the queen bee suddenly hug him, "Heat-chan?"

"Shut up and just hug me!" She muttered and the redhead tilted his head as he returned the hug, only to dropped his jaw when he feel something wet on his hands.

"…Did you just…" The redhead mumbled.

"Yep!" Heather reached behind her back and peel off a large paper before she raises another hand to show him a piece of red hair. "I pick up a few things after living with you for years." The queen bee turned around and walk away with a smug smirk, leaving her crush behind.

"…I didn't see that one coming." Naruto shake his head with a chuckle.

* * *

**(Train Station Set)**

The castmates stands in front of the station as their host walk up to them with basket and collect everyone's DNA samples before stops in front of the bombshell. Lindsay glance at her feet, she don't get anyone's DNA in the end. "So, where's my prize!" Courtney snarled at her host after tosses her three samples in the basket.

"Sorry, Courtney, it's not prize time yet." Chris smirked.

"Make it prize time!" The CIT stomped.

"I'm trying to do my job here." The host glared.

"Maybe I should get my lawyers to do their job." Courtney threatened but the host shrugged it off as he walk toward the train, "I want a prize! I want a prize! I want a prize!"

"All right already! Here!" Chris shove a bag of cheese puff into her hand, "I was gonna eat 'em on the train, but you're welcome to them if they will shut you up! Now can you please get on the damn train?!" The CIT was about to enter the train but the host stopped her, "Hey, I haven't even said 'all aboard' yet…All aboard!"

* * *

**(Train)**

The host tossed his bag on the table and raises the CIT's hand to collect her fingerprint and a piece of hair. "Hey!" Courtney snarled, "what are you doing?!"

"Regulation to ride the train, ma'am." Chris said as Chef rolled his food cart in, "Welcome aboard the 7:30 to funville. Let the party begin."

"Party for us?" Beth squealed, "Awesome!"

"Ooh, I want some of these ice creams, dattebayo." Naruto stared at the sweeties on the food cart.

"This is great that we all get to share this, huh, Courtney?" Lindsay glanced at the said girl.

"Whoop-de-doo." The CIT said sarcastically with fist pump, "I'm sticking with my delicious, exclusive, cheese-flavored, cheese-type prize snacks."

"Can I have one?" The farmer girl asked from her seat.

"Did you win them?" Courtney growled and tossed some puffs in her mouth before the light went out.

"Who shut off the lights?!" The host cried out in the dark, "Um…You can't kill the host…" There was sound of punching, groaning, and a closing door before the light come back on.

"Look!" Beth pointed at Chris' body with a scream, "Chris is dead!"

"Dead dead?" The bombshell gasped in horror.

"Yep, totally dead." Duncan nodded after checked the body.

"Um…Does the body usually turn gray within few minutes, dattebayo?" Naruto stared at the body with some doubt since they are on a movie set and it must be one of these rubber bodies since he noticed that some camera crew didn't show any reaction to the body.

"No, that's not possible." The CIT threw her arms up, "I never got a decent prize!"

"We have a dead body here and all you care about is a fucking prize?!" Heather scowled.

"Shut up!" Courtney glared at the queen bee and she glared back with a growl.

"Um…" The farmer girl gulped, "What do we do?" Everyone glanced at each other with nervous expressions before Lindsay and Beth shouting out in fear.

"Get it together, girls!" The punk stomped hard on the ground, "We've gotta figure this out!"

"This reminds me of this time we were on the bus on the way to cheering camp…" The bombshell starts to ramble for a while and the castmates blinked at each other.

* * *

"So Mrs. Whitlock came running back from the rest stop with some full sugar fruit punch." Lindsay said, "And she gave it to Carmelita, and we have to get some fruit punch for Carma…Chris!"

"…I'm so lost, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled his head with confusing stare.

"You're not the only one…" Courtney rolled her eyes, "Anybody else have any great ideas?"

"Haven't anyone thought it must be one of another challenge?" Heather tapped her head with index finger, "Hello? Don't anyone notices that it's same thing like the psycho killer challenge back on the island? I bet Chris is alive somewhere on this train and want us to solve his 'murder'!"

"I hate to say it but she's right!" The CIT grunted as she walks to the body, "Most of you are gullible. Yeah, Chris just happens to crock right here in front of us? He's probably not even dead!" She kicked the body several times, "I only watched when you guys had to jump out of a plane. You guys were in that episode. Doesn't anyone remember that there was no plane?" The CIT grunted with each kicks.

"…If the body is fake, can you please stop kicking him?" The redhead gulped, "It looks so real and it doesn't sit well with me if someone is kicking my tou-san's body, dattebayo."

"Yeah, show some respect to the dead." The farmer girl muttered nervously.

"NEVER!" Courtney stomped the body, "I can guarantee the crew is just shaking the train car…And the window view is a holographic projection. This is obviously all make-believe."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Listen, I'm obviously a little old for make-believe." Beth winced, "But Courtney is not somebody I would have had over to my pretty pretend palace. Ever. She's always want to be the daddy, the doctor, and the prime minister of all my dolls…And they won't like that one bit!" She frowned before blinks at the camera, "I mean, wouldn't! If I still played with them…Which I don't!"

_***Static***_

"Um…I'm starting to think that Chris was right about Courtney having a lot of issues, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "Courtney, if you saw that, gomen but you really do…And it's because you are kicking a body for hours!"

* * *

"Okay, everybody." The CIT crossed her arms with a huff, "We've got to chill out, and get back to the studio. Which will happen most effectively when I tell the producers that this violates my contact."

"How does this violates your contact?!" Heather threw her arms up but Courtney ignored her as she complained about no bars, "You are starting to get on my nerves…" The redhead quickly holds his raging childhood friend, ignoring her angry ranting to get her hands on the spoiled CIT.

"Well, I'm gonna draw Chris' shadow outline thing, just like they do in the movie." Lindsay grinned as she outlined the body with her lipstick, "…Why do they do that anyway? Do we color it in later or something?"

Duncan and Courtney exchanged a glance before the CIT points at the hatch, "Duncan, climb out of the ceiling hatch and go find Chef or a producer or somebody!"

"Why do I get to be the lucky one?" The punk muttered sarcastically.

"Because you're the only one that can handle it." Courtney said flirty.

"…Move over." Duncan climbed out of the hatch and the castmates waited for a while before they winced at the sound of screaming from the punk outside as the light went out again.

"I don't like it." The bombshell whined in the dark before the light come back on as the punk fall through the hatch.

"Yep, it's a real train, and I won't be going back out there again." Duncan deadpanned with messed Mohawk.

"Oh, that's right." Naruto punched his palm, "I just remembered that we are on a real train track that goes around in a large circle, dattebayo."

"…NEXT TIME TELLS ME THAT!" The punk shouted with his hands in air.

"I just forget…" The redhead chuckled nervously with a sheepish grin.

"Wait a second." Heather cupped her chin as the castmates turned their heads to her, "Since this challenge is a mystery genre and in this case…The 'murderer' is one of us."

"Oh, can't you be serious?" The CIT huffed.

"I am!" The queen bee growled, "Or did you forget about the thriller challenge and the trial challenge?!"

"Um…Guys, I have to say something…" Naruto pointed at the outline as some castmates gasped, "The body is gone, dattebayo."

"The alien's got him!" Beth cried, earning some odd stares from her castmates.

"You're all idiots!" Courtney rolled her eyes, "This is a set-up! Duncan, go check to see if he's in one of the other cars!"

"…Naruto, I'm suspecting that it must be her." Heather whispered to the redhead as Duncan ran out of the current car, "She's too control-freak today."

"Hai, you must be right." The redhead whispered back as Lindsay decided to dusting for some fingerprints, "But we must be wrong…We'll keep our eyes on her for now, dattebayo."

"What are you talking about over there?!" Courtney snarled as she gestured at Beth and Lindsay, "Do something to stop them!"

"Nothing." The queen bee walks off with a huff.

"I'm going looking for some evidence, dattebayo." Naruto walked up to the body's outline, ignored the CIT's lowly growling. It wasn't long enough until the redhead hold up a single green hair, "I found something."

"What is it?" The bombshell asked.

"It looks like one of Duncan's hairs…" The redhead dumped it inside the bag.

"Duncan wasn't with us when the body disappeared." The farmer girl gasped as she tossed some foods in the bag and the said punk walk back in.

"The other cars are empty…" Duncan slowly trailed off as he noticed some stares from the castmates, "What?"

"These nitwits think you did it." Courtney snorted.

"Not everyone." Heather muttered as she searched for certain evidence if her guess was spot on.

"Duncan, you have a motive for killing Chris." Beth frowned, "It was for Courtney because she didn't get any prize that she wants and she was so mad."

"And she's also your love interest." Lindsay pointed out.

"Love interest?!" The punk narrowed his eyes, "She made me go up on the roof, and she stole my prints and DNA!"

"He's right, dattebayo." Naruto nodded, "Didn't we all steal each other's fingerprints and DNA early today?"

"Guys, I got it!" Courtney barked, "It's Naruto and Duncan! They are working together! Think about it, Naruto also wants a revenge on his father for not being there in his life early!"

"What?" Duncan gasped.

"Nani?!" Naruto blinked before the girls quickly handcuffed them to the rail bar together.

"…What the fuck is going on?" The punk deadpanned.

"…I think we got framed for a murder, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned.

"Don't worry, idiot, I'll do something about it." Heather whispered to the redhead before she resumes her search.

"Thank for asking if I was okay." Duncan rolled his eyes.

* * *

After a while and several arguments between the CIT and the queen bee, the boys were playing a little game to pass the time. "Um…I spy with my little eye something yellow, dattebayo." The redhead muttered and the punk glances around.

"Is it…" Duncan sighed, "Lindsay's hair?"

"Hai…" Naruto sighed.

"A-ha!" Lindsay picked up a napkin as everyone turned their heads to her, "I think I figure it out!"

"Oh, joy!" The punk grunted, "I can't wait for another life story…"

"We have a suspicious napkin covered on opposite ends with some kind of orange powder, as though it was held like a murder weapon." The bombshell explained as she held up an empty bag, "And Courtney was eating a bag of orange cheesies, which she refused to share. Therefore, Courtney was the only one to have orange cheesy fingers!"

"Oh, this is ridiculous!" Courtney snorted.

"Really?" Lindsay pulled a sample of the CIT's fingerprint out of Chris' bag.

"I was framed!" The CIT snarled at the other castmates, "Who are you going to believe? Dingbat over there, or someone who actually have a brain?!"

"Cuff her!" The bombshell pointed at the CIT as Heather and Beth smirked at each other and attempts to arrest the nervous CIT but the laughing of their host halted them in their track.

"Oh, I really had you guys!" Chris laughed.

"Only half of us." The queen bee snorted but the host ignored her.

"The winner of today's reward challenge is the person who solved the crime." The host grinned as he gestured at the bombshell, "And that person is detective Lindsay!"

"I prefer detective Lindsay, her hotness." Lindsay smiled.

"No!" Courtney stomped around, "This isn't fair! I won two portions already! I was the one who knew you weren't dead! She can't even tell the difference between the human being and a rubber dummy! Not to mention that my perfect acting throw everyone off…"

"Not to be rude but you suck at acting, dattebayo." The redhead said from his seat position.

"I agree with Whiskers…" The punk grunted, "Your acting stinks so badly!"

"Shut it!" The CIT snarled, "Beside, I didn't do it! I'm innocent!"

"They all say that." Chris smirked as the bombshell released the boys, "The reward that Lindsay will be enjoying tonight is a night at the movies with a friend of her choice."

"Sorry that we all accused you." Lindsay said.

"Happens all the time." Duncan shrugged, "No probs."

"It's cool, you just cleared us." Naruto grinned.

"Duncan, wanna go to the movies with me?" The bombshell asked, caused the CIT and the farmer girl to gasp.

'Very sneaky.' Heather crossed her arms, she figure out that Lindsay did it to mess with Courtney's head and she was not only one who figured it out.

"Sure, I'll go with you." Duncan glanced at the fuming CIT with a smirk.

* * *

**(Boy's trailer)**

The next morning, Naruto and Duncan covers their ears at the off-key singing of the bombshell and the redhead glanced at his punk friend. "Did something happen last night, dattebayo?"

"How the hell do I know?!" Duncan growled, "I think she's too happy to have her first individual victory." Naruto gave him a nod, "But I really feel sorry for Owen because last night with her was something I don't want to go though again…" The punk starts to mumble something about fork and his eyes before they blinked at the sound of drum and walks out of their trailer to see their host with Chef as the cooker plays his drum.

"Nice of you to join us." Chris grinned at the castmates, "Today's movie genre is…Drum roll, please." The cooker played it for long time, "…Okay, Ringo. Spotlight's not big enough for the both of us."

"…Where's my paycheck?" Chef glared, only to be ignored by his boss.

"Today's movie genre is…" The host smirked, "The rock and roll bio pic!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Rock and roll bio pic?" Duncan groaned, "Normally I would have been stoked, but I have a rocking headache from Lindsaypalooza last night."

* * *

"Is a bio pic kinda like a toothpick, 'cause I could use one right now." Lindsay asked as she lick her teeth, "I got popcorn stuck right here."

"Shut up, popcorn down." Chris facepalmed, "Any good rock and roll bio pic starts with a kid from humble beginnings drawn into the seemingly glam world of rock music. After overcoming enormous hardship, the kid gets a break and makes it ginormous. Bigger than me even…"

"We all can agree with it." Heather smirked as some castmates snickered, "And I'm not talking about fame."

"…Shut up." The host glared before he clears his throat, "The kid is then drawn into a scandalous world of stuff I'm not allowed to talk about with sixteen and seventeen year old kids…"

"Drugs, sex, and so on." The punk crossed his arms and everyone nods.

"Yeah…" Chris groaned at their knowledge, "Things that lead to dangerous addictions, multiple divorces, the occasional night in the joint, and an untimely death while sitting on a toilet…A few things that any certifiable rock god needs to know that I can talk about? You need to know how to rock out on the guitar, work the paparazzi, and trash a hotel room. Yeah. Any questions?"

Lindsay raised her arm in air, "Why is O eating my popcorn?"

"…Wait, what?" Heather turns her head with the castmates to see the said oaf right next to his girlfriend.

"Hey, everybody!" Owen waved at them.

"Owen?!" The castmates said in unison.

"Owen, you were supposed to wait for your cue." The host placed his fists on hip, "What is wrong with you?"

"I was hungry." The oaf whimpered, "And when I'm hungry, I forget everything other than what my tummy is telling me…"

"Owen!" Chris shooed him, "Get lost until I give you your cue!" He cleared his throat as the oaf ran off, "I have an announcement to make. Because I'm the host and can do whatever I want, I've decided to bring someone back to the show. Can anyone guess who that might be?"

"…Too late for that, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned, "We all know who's coming back here."

"Spoilsport." The host pouted.

"Uh, hi, everyone." Owen giggled nervously as he returned to the group, "I just can't help myself!"

"Yay, O!" The bombshell leaped into the oaf's arms, "I miss you so much!"

"Me too!" The oaf released her and greeted everyone as he joined the boys' side.

"Everything was bit bored without you, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as his large friend hugged the boys.

"Fine, Owen, fine." Chris sighed, it's useless to do something since his surprise were ruined by the oaf.

"Hello?" Courtney snarled, "Not fine! There's no way Owen is allowed back! I had to file a lawsuit to get back on this show. I'm contacting my lawyers now!"

"You're not the only one with lawyers." The host said as the CIT blinked at him confusingly, "Owen also filed a lawsuit and won. His jaw was busted by Chef, and he was unfairly kicked off the show. That good enough for ya?"

"Sound familiar, don't it?" Heather smirked at the shocked CIT.

"All right, people." Chris grinned, "Time for your first big gig! Meet me at the big stadium in ten minutes. You can't miss it."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I didn't really file a lawsuit." Owen rubbed his head, "I'm back because my mom spent fifty grand bucks we don't have on a cheese cellar. It kind of put the family in a big hole. So Chris offered me fifty big ones to come back and stir up the doo-doo." He paused to eat some of popcorn, "I don't want to cause any trouble because Lind, Beth, Heat, Naru, and Duncan are my friends…Oh, and Courtney's okay, I guess?" The oaf sighed, he hope that it won't bring him any bad karma.

* * *

**(Theater)**

"Where'd Chris say the stadium is again?" Beth asked after they wandered around aimless.

"He is so going kill us." Courtney muttered, "We are so late."

"I said ten minutes, not ten hours!" The host glared at the castmates.

"You also said to meet you at the big stadium, and this is the dumpy Gilded Chris Awards Theater." Duncan pointed out and everyone nods.

"Not to mention that you never did say where it was at, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"So?" Chris smirked, "Not bad. First step to becoming a rock legend is to show up late for your own show…" There was a sound of crunching as the host glared at the oaf, "What's with all the eating? We told you no outside food!" He glanced at his co-worker, "Didn't you strip search him?"

"…No way in hell." Chef mumbled with a disgusted expression.

The host rolled his eyes before he turns to the castmates with a grin, "For your first challenge, you're gonna be rocking out on the guitar."

"But I don't know how to play the guitar." Lindsay said, "Is it anything like the recorder? I can play the recorder."

"Yeah, it's a lot like the recorder." Chris said sarcastically, "Only completely different. Since I'm guessing most of you can't read, let alone read music, you'll be playing a guitar-shaped peripheral." He gestured at the large screen behind them, "The notes will be represented by colored notes on the screen, which corresponds to your guitar." The colored notes flashed, "You will play simultaneously, during which you'll be eliminated. Every time you play a wrong note…" The host buzzed as if he was electrocuted.

"You mean you're going to electrocute us?" The farmer girl gulped.

"Me?" The host chuckled, "Electrocute you? Of course not!" The castmates sighed, "The guitar will electrocute you. But don't worry, you'll live…Though you may never be able to play the piano again."

"I can't play the piano anyway." The bombshell shrugged with a smile.

"Or use the phone." Chris smirked evilly.

"You monster!" Lindsay screamed.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"It's good thing that I play a bit of Guitar hero games with Ike, dattebayo." Naruto sighed, "I never played a real guitar before…"

_***Static***_

"I used to play in an all-girl rock band in school called 'The A-Type Psychotic Crazies'." Courtney bragged before she sighed, "Unfortunately, we broke up before our first gig. Apparently, you can't start a band with five leads and no back-up."

* * *

Chris sat on a chair as the castmates take their positions, "Are you ready to rock out?"

"I guess we are." The redhead shrugged.

"And…" The host grinned, "Rock on!" The castmates quickly follow the screen as the music starts to playing and some of them stumbling around with the buttons. Heather yelp in fear as her guitar got on fire, due to a faulty circuit, and Chef throws the water at the queen bee, accidentally electrocuted her.

"You are so going to pay for it…" Heather growled with a few twitches.

"Yeeeeeah!" Owen skipped across the stage, played his guitar before he falls off the stage with a groan.

"Ouch." Chris laughed, "Well, that's two down. Four to…" Naruto screamed as the guitar shocked him after several mistakes, "Correction, three to go!" The host laughed at the twitching redhead.

"Do you have one in red?" Lindsay asked as the punk barely played his guitar, "This one doesn't really go with my outfit." She shrieked from the shock after not played her guitar for a while. Beth was the next one to be eliminated after several mistakes and it was down to Duncan and Courtney. The CIT pulls off a lot of impressive moves with her guitar and the punk smashes his own guitar as soon as the music ended.

"Nice one, Duncan." Chris said, "You broke it."

"Oops, sorry." Duncan said uncaringly.

"Impressive, both of you." The host grinned, "But the winner is…Duncan!"

"What?!" Courtney shouted, "But I hit every notes! And I played behind my head, and on my knees, and with my teeth!"

"Yeah, yeah, you did." Chris nodded, "But you tried way too hard. And if there's one thing rock stars don't do, it's try, even a little. You saw Duncan."

"Yes." The CIT scoffed, "He played every tenth note, and broke his guitar afterwards."

"Exactly." The host winked.

"Watch and learn, baby doll." The punk teased, "Maybe one day you'll be able to rock as hard as me." She growls and swing her guitar into the punk's groin, caused him to scream out in agony.

"That hard enough?" Courtney smirked at the whimpering punk, "Baby doll?"

"That's very cruel, dattebayo." Naruto winced, "Poor guy."

* * *

**(Red Carpet Set)**

There was a lot of flashing cameras as the limousine pulls up to the front and the castmates was curious about their next challenge before their host steps out with a microphone in his hand. "Now, in order to become a true rock immortal, you must know how to work the paparazzi." Chris gestured at the course with a grin, "First part of your second challenge is an obstacle course of fans, photogs, groupies, and autograph hounds. You'll start at the lame-o-sine, walk up the red carpet, past the obstacles, and finally backstage. One of you will win. The rest will be celebrity roadkill. Duncan, for winning the first challenge, you get our backstage pass, so you'll start halfway."

"Sweet." Duncan smirked, ignored the growling of the CIT.

"Okay, Courtney, you're up first." The host grinned as the said girl gets inside the lame-o-sine, "And…Action!" Courtney ran past the group, ducking under the paparazzi cameras and signs an autograph before she run off again to face several obstacles.

"You never said anything about foods, bag, and a bodyguard, dattebayo." The redhead said, watching the CIT passed them.

"I decided to throw them in for fun." Chris smirked as he walked toward the CIT, "Nice moves and good call on grabbing the swag. Lucky for you, you get to keep what's inside."

"A book?" Courtney blinked at the book in her bag.

"My autobiography, volume one." The host said with a pride, "Duncan, you're up. Remember, you get to skip the lame-o-sine, and half the red carpet. And…Action!" The punk ran past the obstacles with bad attitude by destroyed some cameras, flipping bird, and break the bodyguard standee. "Ouch, dude." Chris chuckled, "Major potential lawsuit action with everyone…"

"Cool, whatever." Duncan walked past the host with a shrug.

"Someone's in a bad mood." The host chuckled, "What a rock star…Next! Naruto, you're up!"

"I want to join him." Heather stood up with a crossed arm and her childhood friend blinked at her.

"Hmm, sure." Chris smirked evilly, "But that mean you will forfeit your turn in this challenge."

"Um…I think you should wait for…" Naruto said before his childhood friend cut him off.

"Fine, let's go, idiot!" The queen bee quickly dragged the redhead to the lame-o-sine.

"And…" The host takes a deep breath after made sure that the childhood friends are ready to go, "Action!" They both stepped out and walk up the red carpet.

"Follow my lead, idiot." Heather whispered.

"Sure?" The redhead blinked confusedly before they reach to the first obstacle and the queen bee wraps her arms around his waist as she rests her head on his shoulder. They did a few couple poses for a while before Naruto signs his autograph and show his kindness toward the obstacles beside the fact that queen bee just kicked the groupie and bodyguard.

"Not bad." Chris said, "Everyone always like to know about a rock couple and you two balance each other…Owen, you're next!"

* * *

After the last three castmates' turns, only Lindsay passed it without any mishaps, unlike Owen and Beth who stumbled around, accidentally destroyed some of the set. "And now, the moment you've all been waiting for." The host said as he received an envelope from Chef, "The photographic evidence. Let's see your best shots. Shall we?" He pulled the pictures out, "Courtney ducked, Duncan socked, Naruto and Heather hugged, Owen tripped, Beth slipped, and Lindsay posed, which means we have a winner!"

"Of course it's…" Courtney smirked.

"Lindsay!" Chris grinned at the CIT's expression.

"Yay-hey-hey!" The bombshell cheered.

"How is that possible?" The CIT asked with hands on her hip, "I did the best job of avoiding the paparazzi."

"Who said you were supposed to avoid the photogs?" The host chuckled, "Naruto, tell me the meaning of paparazzi?"

"It means exposure, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned, he was getting tired of repeating it every time his father asked him during their father-son times.

"Yes…And Lindsay exposed." Chris gave the CIT an evil smirk, "You know it. Lindsay wins an advantage in the next part of the challenge where you'll compete for invincibility."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I hate, hate, hate losing!" Courtney smashed the desk with a raging snarl, "So when Lindsay had won, it took all my years of studying transcendental meditation to keep it together…" She released an angry scream.

_***Static***_

"That is a message to Courtney's parent…" Chef raised a card in his hand, "If you want me to, I can send you my anger management therapist's phone number for your daughter. He's the best one and I'm less angry than before…" He took a deep breath, "Trust me, you do want his help."

* * *

**(Hotel Room Set)**

"Finally, the ultimate rock star challenge." Chris grinned, "Trashing the hotel room! You got thirty seconds on the clock with Lindsay getting an additional ten for having won the pervious challenge." The host quickly ran out, "And action!" The castmates walk around the room set and starts to trashing the room, some of them just drop things on the floor.

"Naru…" Owen gulped nervously.

"What's up?" Naruto smashed the picture on the ground.

"…Courtney just called you a tomato!" The oaf whispered.

"…Really?" The redhead slowly turned around with a strained smile.

"Yes, she did!" Owen nodded, "She said that you're a tomato because you're lousy at trashing!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ok, it was a lie…" Owen poked his fingers together, "But Chris told me to say it to make sure that Courtney will be the castmate to be eliminate…I'm sorry!"

* * *

"…NO ONE CALLED ME TOMATO, DATTEBAYO!" Naruto roared as the castmates jumped and they turned around with widened eyes. The redhead grabbed the potted tree and swings it around, destroying everything in sight.

"Run!" Heather screamed as the screaming castmates ran off the set and turns around to see the set falling apart, knocking up a lot of dust.

"Who did say…Um…" Beth glanced, "The T word?"

"Oh, I didn't know who did, but it's not me." The nervous oaf gulped and Naruto started to smash his tree club on the ruined set.

"Time!" Chris walked in with a ramen bowl in his hand, "Look, Naruto, a fresh miso ramen for you!" The redhead quickly grabbed it before he swallowed it whole, "Lindsay, you now have an additional ten seconds…" Everyone glanced at the destroyed set, "…I see your predicament. Thank to Naruto, there's nothing left to destroy, which means Naruto won invincibility."

"No!" Courtney roared.

"Yes!" The host grinned, "Now, you've gotta decide who gets booted from the band."

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"Now, for Total Drama." Chris grinned at the camera, "Seven left, one must go…And it won't be Naruto." The castmates casted their votes, "All right, the Gilded Chris award goes to…" Chef threw the awards at the castmates, "Naruto, Beth, Heather, Owen, and…Ugh, Courtney."

"All right..." Courtney blinked before she releases a gasp, "Wait…"

"Only one left." The host glanced at Lindsay and Duncan, "The final Gilded Chris goes to…"

"…" The punk looked worried.

"…" The bombshell smiled.

"…Duncan!" Chris said as some of castmates gasped, "Lindsay's going bye-bye!"

"But Lindsay?" Beth said, "How is that possible? Everyone likes her!"

"Yeah but what really happened is a first for the show…" The host laughed, "A contestant accidentally voted themselves off."

"What?" Lindsay tilted her head in confusion.

"Take a look!" Chris played the footage to reveal that the bombshell pushed her own button, "Lindsay, time for you to say sayonara…"

"She's not going away forever, dattebayo." Naruto blinked, "We'll see her after the show."

"Fine…" The host rolled his eyes, "Lindsay, say mata itsuka ne."

"Mata itsuka ne?" The bombshell blinked confusingly before the cooker drags her off to the lame-o-sine and the farmer girl ran to the lame-o-sine to say her goodbye to her best friend.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I really want to vote for Courtney." Heather scoffed, "But I voted for Lindsay because she was getting too good…That and it was a revenge for cussing me out on the island." She crossed her legs, "Now we're even."

* * *

**(Monitor Room)**

Owen walk in the monitor room after received the secret message from Chris and he takes a glance around the room to see that Chef was with the host. "Um…" The oaf fidgeted, "Why do you want me to come here?"

"Owen, I have a special job for you to do." Chris said.

"What kind of job?" Owen blinked, somehow he have a bad feeling about it.

"I want you to get Naruto notices Heather and brew up some chemical between them!" The host pointed at the shocked oaf and cooker.

"What?" The oaf gasped, "But Naru is with Bridge and…"

"I know, I know." Chris rolled his eyes, "It's not like I'm telling you to get Naruto to break up with his girlfriend…Just get him to notice what he's missing out."

"I have a question…" Chef raised his hand, "Why am I here?"

"Because you are gonna help Owen." The host smirked as he played a video, "Also, Owen, you have another job…Get Naruto to talk about his crush. Everyone is dying to hear about his love life!"

"It's a lie." The cooker whispered to the oaf, "He's just curious."

"Right…" Owen sighed, he really don't want to do anything bad…What if he indirectly cause his friends to break up?

* * *

**(Castmates)**

The next morning, the sound of gong clanged echoed across the film lot and wake up the snoring castmates in process. They slowly lift their heads up, only to find themselves in the middle of nowhere. "The fuck?" Heather muttered groggily.

"Holy pizza pockets, where the heck are we?" Owen gasped.

"Oh man, we're back at the camp Wawanakwa." Duncan covered his face, realized some familiar landmarks.

"Does that mean we get another challenge?" Naruto groaned, "That's three days in row, dattebayo." Suddenly, the wind blow past them and their eyes widened as Chris floating toward them in lotus position.

"No way!" The oaf muttered.

"What?" The punk rubbed his eyes as the host showed off some kung-fu moves before he unclips the wires, "Wires? I take back my 'whoa'."

"Honorable competitors, welcome to the Total Drama Kung-Fu reward challenge." Chris said, "Shot on location here in the beautiful Japanese woods. Today, we pit girls against boys. In Fung-Ku movies, actors train with stunt choreographers before they film their fight scenes. So, today, each team will have a trainer, fighter, and geisha…"

"Kaa-san was right." Naruto deadpanned, "You really suck at learning Asian culture, dattebayo."

"Hush, my boy, I'm trying here." The host sighed, "For the girl team, Courtney is the trainer, Beth is the fighter, and Heather, you're the geisha. Boys, Naruto is the trainer, Duncan is the fighter…Owen, you know what that means?"

"Aw man!" Owen pouted at the smirking host.

"Teams, train as hard as you can in the Fung-Ku style of your choice." Chris grinned, "The battle begins when noble heron flies east."

"And in human, that would be?" Duncan asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Four hours." The host walked away, "May the best fu win…Heather and Owen, come with me for your geisha outfits!"

"Duncan, let's go and start your training." The redhead chuckled as they walked away from the girl team, "I can't wait to use one of my training sets on you, dattebayo." For some reason, the punk feels a cold shiver running up his spine.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I bet it won't be that bad." Duncan shrugged, "It's Whiskers we're talking about here."

* * *

**(Boys Team)**

"Dude, I can't take it anymore!" Duncan groaned with straining arms.

"You can take it, my little grasshopper." Naruto stoked his long white beard, he was sitting on top of a large boulder that rest on the punk's back. "You have fifty more pushup to go, dattebayo."

"…You are sadist like your old man." The punk grunted with red face.

"Thank you, grasshopper." The redhead grinned evilly, "After that, I will teach you how to dodge."

"Hey, brat, I got what you need." Chef walked up to them with a bucket, filled with…

"Are these fucking knives?!" Duncan paled.

"Hai, this will be what you have to dodge, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled evilly.

* * *

**(Changing Room)**

"What the hell is that?!" Heather snarled as Chris and Owen jumped in air, "I'm not going to wear it!" She threw the outfit on the ground, "I'm not going to wear it! No! No way in hell!"

"Owen." The host nudged the oaf and jerked his head at the queen bee.

"Oh, right…Um…" Owen gulped, "You have to wear it…"

"No!" The queen bee crossed her arms.

"I wonder what Naru will think when you wear it." The oaf tapped his chin as she froze, "I bet he will like it a lot and start to paying attention to you…Oh, maybe he will…"

"Give me the outfit now!" Heather held her hand out with her nose in air.

'Too easy.' Chris and Owen glanced at each other.

* * *

**(Boys Team)**

Duncan flailing his arms around as he attempts to keep his balance on a pointy tip of the rock and dodge the knives, courtesy of Naruto and Chef. "That's a good way to bond together, brat." The cooker threw a knife at the screaming punk.

"Yeah, it's been a while since we talk to each other so I want to make it up to you, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

"Dudes, you two are crazy!" The punk screamed.

"After that, I will teach you a couple of fighting moves." Naruto threw a knife, "You have ten more knives to dodge."

* * *

**(Chinese Temple Set)**

"What happened to you?" Courtney gasped at the rugged appearance of the punk.

"…Hell…" Duncan shivered before their host appears out of nowhere and plays his pipes.

"Most worthy competitors, welcome to the Total Drama Kung-Fu showdown!" Chris grinned as Chef ran across the top of trees and cut the large box apart with his sword. The castmates gasped at the sight of two large robots after the box disappeared in flame. "See, the fighters go in the robot suits, and the trainers operate 'em with these here joysticks." The host pulled joystick controllers out with a grin.

"You made me went through a hellish training for nothing?!" The punk snarled with flaring nostrils.

"Not true." The host tossed the joysticks to the trainers with a chuckle, "It's a lesson in Zen, oh, student. Two minutes till the match begins. Suit up, fighters." The fighters get in their robot suits and practice for a while so the trainers can get used with their controllers. "Enough practice." Chris chuckled, "It's time to meet the beautiful geishas!"

"What are they supposed to do anyway?" Beth asked.

"Why…" The host grinned, "To distract the trainers! It's time to meet the boy's geisha!" Owen giggled in his geisha outfit and walk up to the girl's side.

"Ha, it's so impossible for him to distract me." Courtney smirked with crossed arms.

"Now it's time to meet the girl's geisha!" Chris grinned and Heather shows up in her geisha outfit.

"Whoa…" Naruto dropped his jaw with red face, "I don't think the geisha dress is supposed to be this short and revealing, dattebayo." The queen bee was wearing a red mini-dress that resemble a geisha dress, revealing her shoulders and the redhead can see a bit of her cleavage.

"Chin up, Whiskers." Duncan grunted as the redhead's jaw snapped closed, "Focus on the battle."

"H-H-Hai." The redhead nodded and the queen bee smirked at his reaction.

"The match will start when Chef sounds the gong." The host chuckled.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "I really never noticed how cute Heat-chan is until now, dattebayo."

_***Static***_

"Soon he will be mine." Heather smirked, "With Klutzy's jealousy, it won't be this long."

_***Static***_

"I really love the love web!" Chris rubbed his hands with evil laughter, "What? I really want to muddle in Naruto's love life…I have a right to do!"

* * *

After Owen's failed attempt to sabotage the teams, much to the host's disappointment, Chef sounded the gong and the trainers started up their fighter's suits. "Let the match begin!" Chris shouted over the clanging gong and the boy robot was first to start with a punch to the girl's chest piece, earning a cry out of the farmer girl.

"Idiot, what do you think of my dress?" Heather wrapped her arms around the redhead's neck from behind and blows on his ear.

"Um…I-I-It suits you, dattebayo." Naruto stuttered before he shakes his head and focus on the battle, just in time to duck under the girl robot's roundhouse kick.

Owen glance at the boy's side and turns to the CIT as he poked his fingers. "Courtney, you look very nice."

"Thank, Owen." Courtney ignored the oaf and smirk when she sends a punch to the punk's head.

"Do you know that Duncan like your rear?" The oaf whispered in her ear, "He kept check yours out every days."

"What?" The CIT blushed, "H-H-He did? Is that all he did?" It's good thing that Chris told him to mention the punk to the CIT and feed him a few lies to distract her.

"Yes, he did…" Owen nodded, "That and he said that you have a great pair of legs. He really like your eyes and he said that when you get mad, it turns him on." Her eyes strayed to the punk and starts to twirling her hair with light giggle.

"COURTNEY, DO SOMETHING!" Beth shouted after the barrage of the boy robot's punch as the blushing redhead tried to ignore his flirty childhood friend.

"O-O-Oh!" Courtney jerked her joystick around, only to break it.

"Please, let my death be one of the faster, less painful one." The farmer girl sobbed before the last punch shattered her robot suit and sends her flying toward the ground.

"Ooh, that's gotta hurt." The host winced, "Think she's still alive?"

"I hope so, dattebayo." The redhead tried to rub his head but the queen bee's hug stopped him from doing it, "Um…Heat-chan, it's over."

"I know." Heather snorted, "I-I-I'm just giving you a congratulating hug, just be grateful!"

"Okay?" Naruto shrugged.

"And the winners are the boys!" Chris chuckled as the boys cheered and the girls groaned.

"Can anyone get me out of here?" Duncan struggled around in his robot suit before Chef cut the suit in half, "…Um, thank, I think?"

"The guys have won the first challenge." The host said, "And they'll be continuing on to compete for the reward. Girls, you're gone." He winked at the scowling girls, "Here's where things get interesting."

"I hate when he says 'interesting'." The punk grumbled, "It always means painful."

"Correction!" Chris grinned, "Exciting means painful, interesting means life-threatening…"

"No, they don't, dattebayo." The redhead muttered.

"Only to me, they do." The host glared, "Anyway…Each of you must carry a glass of water to the top of the tallest mountain in Japan, Mount Banshee! There you'll find a bonsai tree, guarded by a mysterious Kung-Fu master. Try not to spill any water on your way up. You'll need it to brew Kung-Fu tea as payment for the bonsai." He grinned, "And if there isn't enough tea to fill the master's sacred cup, you'll wish you were wearing a scared cup." The paled boys glanced at each other, "First guy to bring the bonsai back down the mountain alive wins…Girls, you're sentenced to Zen lessons…A.K.A. kitchen duty!"

"That's not fair!" Courtney snarled.

"Oh, come on!" Heather growled.

"No…" Beth whimpered, why do she have to be with two meanest girls all day?

"March, two, three, four!" Chef shoved the girls away from the set.

* * *

**(Mount Banshee)**

The boys stare at the mountain from the base and they look at each other. "Let's agree that there's no hard feeling between us if one of us win, dattebayo." Naruto said.

"Yeah, I hope you enjoy the taste of the dust." Duncan smirked.

"Bring it on, whoo-hoo!" Owen quickly climbs up the cliff, followed by the boys.

* * *

**(Kitchen)**

"We totally could have won the reward if you could take a punch and you could distract better!" Courtney growled.

"Excuse me?" Heather scowled, "If I remember correctly, you let fatty distracted you long enough to lose the match…"

"And break the controller too!" Beth pointed out, only to shriek with the girls at the sound of smashing, courtesy of Chef.

"Shut your traps and grab a blade." The cooker barked.

"Are we having a knife fight?" The CIT asked.

"Are you psycho?" The queen bee raised her eyebrow.

"…Y'all are gonna use those blades to cook a meal fit for a warrior." Chef rolled his eyes as he rolled in the large cart, filled with water, "Fung-Ku noodle soup. Vegetable stock, noodles, and the seven deadliest species of fish known to man…" The creatures leaped around in the cart, "You got your rabid piranha, poisonous blowfish, electric eel, toxic jellyfish, lethal swordfish, man-eating shark, and killer octopus!"

"…Two of them are not fish." Heather muttered in shock, did the octopus just eat that shark?!

"I don't care." The cooker grunted, "Who's ready to start?" The queen bee quickly swaps the CIT's hand up in air.

"Hey, what's that for…" Courtney was about to trotting the queen bee but the cooker shove the knives into her hands.

"Glad you're volunteering to do it." Chef smirked evilly.

"B-B-B-But Heather just…" The CIT stuttered.

"Spoiled maggot and four-eye maggot, go back and wash the dishes!" The cooker barked as he walk out of the kitchen, "Grumpy maggot, be careful with the blowfish."

"…You're going to pay for it!" Courtney snarled at the girls.

* * *

**(Mount Banshee)**

The boys race each other toward the bigfoot in Fung-Ku costume and the punk was first to reach the creature with the water but Duncan throw the glass at the bigfoot's face as he steal the bonsai tree. "See you later!" Duncan ran past the two boys with a chortle.

"Are you okay, big guy?" Naruto asked as the creature rubbed his face, "Tell you what, we'll make you a tea, on the house, dattebayo."

"Um…Yeah, here's the water…" Owen quickly hand the water to the redhead and ran away, he don't want to be near a scary creature.

* * *

**(Craft Service Tent)**

Duncan was enjoying his reward dinner as the boys watch him from outside and the girls help the cooker with the dinners. Courtney sneered at Heather, early she attempted to make an alliance with Beth and the farmer girl refused to so she kept bugged her until the queen bee told the CIT to back off.

"Don't think that I will be in your alliance because you help me." Beth whispered to the queen bee.

"I'm not doing that for the alliance." Heather snorted as the farmer girl blinked confusingly, "I was…um…just annoyed by Courtney's bitching for a dumb alliance…It's not like I'm helping you to get her off your back, damn it!" The queen bee crossed her arms with nose in air.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Is it me or does it seems that Heather is getting less mean than before?" Beth tilted her head, "Sure, she's still mean but not worst than before…Or it must be one of her trick…I'm so confusing now."

* * *

**(Trailers)**

Several days went by and everyone was enjoying their dreams at night, only to wake up by the loudest music. The grumbling castmates stumbles out and Naruto stretch his arms out as his eyes glances at his childhood friend. He quickly look away with a faintly blush, remembering what happened last night.

* * *

_Naruto was eating his dinner before Owen nudged his shoulder, "Hey, Naru, look at Heather."_

"_Huh? Why?" The redhead blinked and looked at the queen bee, his face turned red as he stared at Heather's ass. She was bending to pick up the fork that Chef just dropped. What he didn't know was that it was a part of Chris' plan and his two lackeys were on it._

* * *

"What's the matter, idiot?" Heather grunted with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh, nothing…" Naruto rubbed his nose, "Just thinking about what kind of movie genre we will do, dattebayo." They hear the farmer girl make a lot of grunts as she point at something and they notices a huge black monolith.

"Good morning, cast." Chris walked up to them in a caveman costume, "Or shall I say, good middle of the night?"

"Just say good midnight." Beth yawned, "It's less mouthful."

"Hope you're all well-rested and ready to boldly go where very few men and even fewer ladies have gone before." The host grinned.

"Are we going to do one of another caveman stuff?" The queen bee asked since the host was wearing the caveman outfit.

No, I had to re-use this costume since my astronomical salary accounts for, oh, roughly 97 percent of the show's budget." Chris admitted, "I really want to wear this rad spaceman suit…"

"Aw man, it's the middle of night and I was having the best dream about a bottomless deep dish pizza." Owen pouted.

"Sorry, Owen." The host rolled his eyes as he gestured at the starry night, "While today's movie genre may start at the dawn of time, it quickly moves up, up and away!"

"Oh, I get it now." The farmer girl gasped happily, "We're doing the outer space movies."

"What was your first clue, genius?" Courtney asked sarcastically.

"Ooh, this is so exciting!" Beth gushed, "I love sci-fi!"

"Don't you get enough science fiction with that imaginary boyfriend of yours?" The CIT growled, "What's his fake name again? Brainy?"

"It's Bra-dy." The farmer girl frowned, "And he's totally real." Chris decided to let it play out for some drama because it looks like it was going to be good.

"Oh, you poor sad girl." Courtney shakes her head, "Stop living in a wonderland. You have to stop making up story about a fake boyfriend to get all the attention because you're unattractive and little pudgy…" She was about to diss the near-teary farmer girl more until someone steps in.

"Back off, you bitch!" Heather snarled as the boys gasped with dropped jaws, "I have enough of you now! Since you got here, all you do is just nothing but acting like a spoiled bitch who kept demanding everything that she don't deserve!"

"Excuse me?!" The CIT glared, "I have you know that I can…"

"Sue me?" The queen bee growled, "Go on! All you do is threatening to sue everyone here over a little fucking mistake, even if they won the challenge!" She shoved the CIT away, "Do you know what really fucking piss me off? I hate it when someone takes it out on an innocent person like what you did to Beth! If I see you do that again, you will see what the Hell will look like after I get done with you, fucking bitch!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Eh, Courtney deserves it." Duncan shrugged with crossed arms, "The show really changed her and I hope she will snap out of it when it's all over."

* * *

"Whoa, whoa!" The host stepped in, "Easy! We have a challenge to do and we're wasting time here. Listen up, space cases, you'll soon be facing some out of this world challenges, but first..." He gestured at his co-worker as he carried boxes, "I have a very special surprise for you. Each of you has received one special item sent to you from the outside world. Which, by now, must feel like a distant planet."

"Ooh, what'd I get?" The oaf caught his box and opened it to see a trophy that he got from his high school.

"I wonder who sent that to me, dattebayo." The redhead opened it to see a framed picture of the McLean family, containing of Grammy, Chris, and himself, and a drawn picture with Sun-Hi's name on the bottom.

"Did Sun send you a drawing picture too?" Heather asked after she looked at her baby sister's drawing and a framed picture of her family with Naruto in it.

"Hai, she did." Naruto chuckled as he glanced at the castmates that opened their box, "I think it's a picture of everyone on this show, dattebayo."

"Scruffy!" Duncan grinned at his green tarantula, "I wuv you, Scruffy." He made a kissing sound, "Yes, I do."

"…Now I'm little creeped out." The queen bee deadpanned.

"Um…Heather?" The childhood friends turned their heads to Beth, "Um…I want to thank you for what you did early…"

"Bah, I didn't do it for you." Heather scoffed as she crossed her arms, "The bitch was getting on my nerves and I just got snapped, that's all."

"Translating, you're welcome." The redhead whispered to the farmer girl, "She's just tsundere."

"I-I-I heard that and don't lie to her, damn it!" The queen bee stomped with red face.

"All right, gang, time to blast off to the great unknown." Chris clapped his hands, "Everyone knows a good outer space movie has three things in common. One: that zero gravity is always a trip. Two: the G-forces are killer. And three: everything is recycled in space, including number one and number two."

"Gross…" The castmates groaned.

"Which brings us to our first challenge." The host grinned, "I'll meet you at the thrill ride set in ten minutes."

"What?" Everyone glanced at each other.

"Did he say thrill ride?" Owen asked with a shiver.

* * *

**(Thrill Ride Set)**

"The way to achieve zero gravity is to fly a jet on a parabolic course, with large vertical climbs and even larger vertical drops." Chris grinned at the nervous castmates as he gestured at the rigged thrill ride, "But with the price of jet fuel today, we're gonna simulate the effect on this makeshift space shuttle, which will hit the optimum speed needed to keep you all in a perpetual state of zero gravity."

"Um…" Owen raised his hand, "Have I mentioned my fear of heights? And falling, and floating in midair at heights that could result in falling?"

"Is that thing even up to code?" Courtney stared at the thrill ride.

"And most important thing…" Naruto tilted his head with crossed arms, "Is it possible to get zero gravity on this ride, dattebayo?"

"Your first outer space challenge will be to spend the rest of the night on the shuttle sleeping in zero gravity conditions." The host ignored them.

"That doesn't sound so tough." Duncan shrugged before the castmates walked toward the space shuttle and Chris pulled Owen back.

"Owen, use this chance to ask Naruto about his crush…" Chris whispered, "And be subtle! I…Eh, the viewers are dying to know about it."

"Um…Ok, got it." The oaf nodded nervously.

* * *

**(Space Shuttle)**

Chris' voice speak out of the loudspeaker, "You all might want to hold onto something that's bolted down 'cause we're almost ready to launch."

"Yes!" Owen cheered.

"He said 'launch'." The CIT rolled her eyes, "Not 'lunch'."

"Awww…" The oaf pouted.

"In five, four, three, two, one." The host's voice echoed, "Blast off!" The shuttle launched with the screaming castmates and their eyes widened in awe as they float in midair.

"This is awesome!" Owen laughed.

"Yeah." Naruto chuckled as he spun around, "Feels like I'm flying, dattebayo."

"All right, astronauts, it's gonna be a long night." Chris' voice chuckled, "Better get some sleep."

* * *

It has been one hour since their first challenge started and the girls fall asleep, only the boys were up. Owen glances at the redhead and start to think about how to bring the crushes up subtle before he snaps his finger at his brilliant idea. "Guys, have you ever think about your first love?" The oaf giggled nervously as his friends blinked at him, "I remember that I used to like a girl, Jennifer, in second grade because she always gave me cookies all the time until I went to different school. What about you, Duncan, Naru?"

"Hmm, it was in middle school." Duncan placed his arms behind his head, "Her name was Maddie, she was so crazy and wild that we always go out and cause a lot of mayhem." He chuckled, "Oh man, I remember one time that she burned the abandoned warehouse down with just one match…That really turned me on back then but we broke up when she moved out of the country because of her parent's jobs."

Naruto scratched his head, "Well, it was long time ago and I barely remember anything, dattebayo. All I can remember is that it was one summer and she was with her family on a vacation. She always plays with me and Heat-chan for the whole summer…" The redhead tilted his head, "A few days before she left, she really cried a lot because we won't see each other for a long time so I decided to do something…"

"What did you do?" The oaf asked.

"I asked kaa-san for some money and took the girl with me to one of these customize jewelry stores, dattebayo." The redhead pulled out his necklace and they can see that there were two different necklaces. The first one was a large red oval with spiral on it and the second one was a small orange key with spiral symbol for bow. "We brought a couple necklace, a key and lock." Naruto chuckled, "We made a promise that we will meet again and play together forever, dattebayo."

"That sound like something out of a mushy story." The punk rolled his eyes, "But what about another one? Did you have second crush?"

"Nah, it's a final gift from my kaa-san." Naruto rubbed his red necklace with a chuckle, "It's a locket that has been passed down though generation, dattebayo…Want to see what my kaa-san look like?"

"Ooh, I do, I do!" Owen swam in the midair and the redhead opened the locket to show him a red-haired woman in black dress with a red-haired toddler in tuxedo. "Wow, your mommy is really pretty."

"Yeah, I agree with him." Duncan nodded, "…How the hell did your old man managed to get her? She's totally babe…"

"Well…" The redhead scratched his head with a sheepish grin, "Kaa-san said that it took a few beatings on Chris until they end up together, dattebayo."

"…I have no comment for that…" The punk deadpanned, "I'm going to sleep now."

"Same here." Naruto yawned, "Night, guys."

"Night-night." The oaf grinned at his friends before they turn in for the night.

* * *

_The girl giggled with a small red lock that has a spiral mark and she turns to the younger redhead. "I really like it, Naruto!" The girl giggled, "I can't wait to see you again and…" He can't hear the last part._

"_Yeah! Forever!" Naruto grinned and the girl turned around to grab his hand but he can't see her face._

"_Let's go!"_

"_Hai, …!"_

* * *

The sound of alarm jolted Naruto out of his dream and he can hear Chris' voice echoed in the shuttle. "You have a problem." The host announced, "You've been hit by an asteroid, and your guidance system is toast."

"What do we do?" Owen screamed, "What do we do?"

"We can use the navigation system!" Heather shouted, "It always works in the movies!"

"Quick, someone grab the joystick thingy!" Duncan pointed at the said object and Naruto quickly pulled the joystick since he was closer to it. With a click, the alarm stopped and the castmates cheered.

"Way to go, Naruto!" Beth grinned.

"Nice job." Courtney snorted and no one noticed that the oaf just break the window with his trophy.

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**(Confessional)**

"Oh, I'm so evil." Owen sobbed, "EVIL!"

* * *

"Uh-oh, looks like you have a hole in your window." Chris' voice chuckled, "You have exactly T-minus two minutes to plug the hole, or you'll run out of precious oxygen." Everyone paled before they try to figure out how to solve their problem and stares at the oaf.

"Um…" Owen gulped, "Why are you guys looking at me like that?"

* * *

**(Thrill Ride Set)**

The host waited until the shuttle ride stopped in front of him with a skid and the castmates, minus one person, scrambled out of the ride. "That was smart sealing the breach with those two pillows." Chef patted the 'pillows' from his ladder.

"Um, Chef…" Chris held his laughter back, "Those aren't pillows."

The cooker's eyes widened at the 'pillows', it turns out to be Owen's ass. Early, Courtney kicked the oaf into the window and plugged it in process.

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**(Confessional)**

Chef rocks in fetus position with a whimper.

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"Nice going, Courtney." The host grinned at the said girl, "It was your quick thinking that saved the group. As a reward, you'll both get to decide the order of who goes first to last at the next challenge."

"Heather, Naruto, Owen, Duncan, Beth, and last but not least, me!" Courtney said without missing a beat. She planned it so she can learn the castmates' mistake after all, her ma don't raise a sucker.

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**(Film Lot)**

The castmates walk toward their next location in slow motion before their host run past them. "Enough messing around." Chris muttered, "All right, gang, if you thought spending the night in Zero G's was a stomach-churning experience, then you're gonna love this next challenge. Who can last the longest on the G-force trainer? Or as I like to call it, the vomit comet!" The castmates paled at the sight of centrifugal ride, "If you thought you were under pressure before, wait until you feel the effects of four times Earth's gravitational force."

"I'm starting to think we shouldn't have gorged on chili for lunch." Duncan groaned.

"Yeah, that may have been a bad call." Owen gulped.

"Let's hope that we all can hold it in, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously.

"Anyone want one more bowl?" Chef grinned evilly with his pot.

"…Maybe just one more bowl." The oaf drooled.

"Remember, crew, Courtney have already picked the order." The host grinned, "Heather, you're up first."

"Lucky me, I would really hate it if I was going to be last in the vomit-filled ride." Heather smirked as she walked past the CIT, "Thank, bitch."

"No!" Courtney gasped in horror, "No, no, wait! I changed my mind! I wanna go first!"

"Too late." Chris chuckled darkly, "The order is set. No take-back…" He turned around to wave at the queen bee in the vomit comet, "Have a nice spin, Heather."

"Hey!" The punk looked around worriedly, "Where'd Scruffy go?"

"Here." The redhead pointed at Scruffy on his hair, "Little fella was about to get in the vomit comet but I pick him up, dattebayo."

"Thank, Whiskers, this would be suck if Scruffy was squashed to his death." Duncan picked his pet up with a sigh. They never noticed that the host started the ride and the queen bee screamed to get her out of this crazy ride.

"Ten point five seconds." The host checked the time as Heather stumbled toward the castmates with dizzy eyes, "A little sad but not bad. Naruto, you're next…"

"I'm ready, dattebayo!" The host turned his head to the redhead in the vomit comet.

"…When did you get in there?" Chris blinked confusedly.

"Just when Heat-chan got out…" Naruto grinned, "This ride look like fun, dattebayo."

"I wonder if you will still think that after the ride." The host started the ride and they can hear the redhead's laughing as the vomit comet spin around at high speed. Naruto called it off at 35 seconds and stumbled around with a dizzying laughter. "All right, Owen, you're next." Chris grinned at the nervous oaf, "Heather and Naruto managed to keep their lunch down, so at least you'll have a dry run."

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After the boys' turns, Duncan was the first one to lose his lunch in the vomit comet and failed to beat Naruto's record. "Beth really has a gut, dattebayo." Naruto muttered and everyone agreed with him as they watch the screaming farmer girl riding the vomited-coated vomit comet.

"Congratulation, Beth, you just beat Naruto's record by one second!" Chris grinned at the vomited-coated farmer girl as she waddled toward the castmates with a grimace expression, "Courtney?"

"I…" Courtney growled angrily, "I'll do it!" She knows that if she back out of it, everyone will jump at a chance to vote her out and she won't give them this chance!

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"How long has it been?" Heather asked with a smirk, watching the screaming CIT ride the vomit comet.

"I don't know but she threw up a couple of times so it will take twenty seconds off, dattebayo." The redhead shrugged before the CIT screamed for it to stop.

"Let's see…" The host checked the time before doing the math in his head, "Aww…Courtney won the challenge by five seconds. She get the invincibility."

"Yes, take th…" Courtney threw up on the spot.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"And six shall soon become five as we bid farewell to another castmate." Chris said, "Everyone cast your votes." Everyone glanced at each other as they voted for each other, "And the Gilded Chris goes to…Courtney, Owen, Duncan, and Beth." The host glanced at Naruto and Heather, "The final award goes to…"

"…" The redhead rubbed his arms.

"…" The queen bee glared at the host with crossed arms.

"…Naruto!" The host announced.

"Aw, man!" Naruto groaned, he doesn't mind if everyone votes for him but it suck that his friend have to go.

"It's okay, idiot." Heather scoffed, "At least, I didn't suffer a lot like the first season…Idiot, you better win the million bucks for me."

"I'll try to, dattebayo." The redhead sighed and Chef quickly tossed the queen bee in the Lame-o-sine before he sends it away with a wave.

"Hey, bitch!" The queen bee shouted from the moving Lame-o-sine, "Knowing karma, you will be next, mark my word!"

"Whatever!" Courtney snorted, she doesn't believe in it.

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**(Boy's Trailer)**

The next morning, Owen and Naruto was chatting with each other about the final five. "It's kind of freaky coincidence that we ended up in final five like before, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "Hope that I won't go out like last time on the island."

"Right!" The oaf nodded, "It would be so awesome if I win it twice in row!"

"Then you will be one lucky dude in the world." Naruto grinned, only to blink at the groaning punk as he walked inside the trailer.

"Where were you all night?" Owen asked, "An alien abduction? It was, wasn't it?"

"I hope they didn't probe you." The redhead joked.

"Nah, I spent the night in Courtney's trailer." Duncan replied.

"Really?" The oaf gave the punk a sly grin, "You two, all night?"

"Down, boy." The punk chuckled, "We talked about relationship stuff mostly."

"That's good to hear that you're working it out with her, dattebayo." Naruto straightened his back out.

"Yeah, it's a little hazy…" Duncan sighed as he show them something, "I'll let you know after I read this…"

"Is that a contact?" The redhead raised an eyebrow with widened eyes.

"Yeah…32-page letter that outlining all my flaws and how to correct them." The punk grunted, "All that for a serious relationship."

"…Really?" Naruto glanced at Owen, "I never heard of that before, is that a new couple thing?"

"Beat me." The oaf shrugged before the boys jump at the sound of a fanfare and they turned to see the grinning host.

"Breakfast is served…" Chris chuckled as he walked away from the trailer, "Along with today's movie challenge. You've got ten minutes to get your sorry butts down there."

"Great." Duncan groaned, "Maybe I'll get lucky and today's genre will be 'Guy in a coma' movie."

"Did you say something?" Owen asked, "I heard 'breakfast is served', and it all gets kind of hazy after that."

"Hmm, I don't think that I have seen any 'guy in a coma' movie before, dattebayo." The redhead crossed his arms with tilted head.

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**(Craft Service Tent)**

The castmates received their breakfasts and some of them were confusing when Chef laughed each time someone said scrambled eggs. "Poor dude." Naruto whispered to Beth and Owen as they listened to Courtney's lecture as soon as Duncan made a small mistake.

"New message?" Courtney pulled her beeping PDA out, "I just need to check…"

"Attention, cast!" The host walked in with a parrot on his shoulder and the CIT placed her PDA back in her pocket.

"Dude, what's with the flying rat on your shoulder?" Duncan asked.

"Shut your trap, damn punk." The parrot squeaked, earning a lot of odd stares from the castmates.

"That's my new BFFF…" Chris grinned, "Best flying friend forever. That brings us to today's movie genre…The animal-buddy flick." Everyone blinked at him.

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**(Confessional)**

"You try coming up with a lot of movie genres." Chris muttered, "There's not really a lot of movie genres."

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"The hallmark of any good animal-buddy flick is the human-animal bonding." The host explained, "First, the human and the animal start out as enemy, then, through many misadventures, animal and human grow to care about each other and become fast friends."

"Shut your damn trap, dumbass!" The parrot bit Chris' ear.

"…You guys just hang tight for a sec, 'kay?" Chris walked out and they can hear a fight.

"I'll fucking claw your eyes out!" The parrot squeaked.

"Bit me? I'll bite you back!" The host shouted.

"…I wonder who raised that parrot?" Beth asked, it was first time that she met a foul-mouthing parrot.

"Let go of my clothes!" Chris yelled.

"Never!" The parrot squeaked, "Fuck you!" The fight died down and their host walks back in with tattered clothes.

"So where were we?" The host brushed the feathers off, "Right. The first animal-buddy movie challenge will be to pick an animal and teach it to be just like you. This shouldn't be too hard since you're all animals." There was a rimshot as everyone glared at the host, "The castmate whose animal most resembles them at the end wins the challenge."

"FUCK YOU!" Chris turned around and screamed as the parrot flew to his face. Everyone stares at the flailing host as he stumbled out of the tent and they glanced at each other with confused expressions.

"I want to say something, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "Is that the same parrot from the island?"

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**(Trailers)**

"All right, cast, time to meet your future BFFFFFS…" Chris gestured at the sheet-covered boxes, "Best furry, feathered, or finned friends forever." Chef removed the sheet and everyone gasped at the sight of the snarling animals. "Pick an animal and get training." The host chuckled, "You have three hours."

"I got the shark!" Courtney ran to the shark task, "The shark's mine! Yes!"

Naruto widened his eyes at the familiar animal, "Tora-chan!" He quickly picks the happy tiger cub, "I miss you so much, Tora-chan! You grow a little bigger! I pick her, dattebayo." The cub purred against the redhead's cheek.

"I'll take the chameleon because he reminds me of Scruffy." Duncan picked up the chameleon.

"Isn't Scruffy a bug?" Owen asked before he yelps at the punk's glare, "I'll take the bear! All they do is eat and sleep. We're practically related."

"Guess that leaves this little guy." Beth glanced at the raccoon, "I've always had a soft spot for vermin. Shake a paw?" She screamed as the raccoon snarled, "Please tell me this cute little creature has been tested for rabies."

"Natch!" The host grinned with thumb-ups, "Did we check for rabies?" Chef just shrugs at his boss.

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**(Naruto)**

"So how do we make you resemble me?" Naruto tilted his head with the tiger, "Let's see your grin, dattebayo." Tora show him her wide fanged grin, "That's a nice grin! Hmm, say, do you want to learn how to flip?" The cub hops around excitingly.

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**(Owen)**

The oaf glances at Courtney as she yelled at her on-off boyfriend for not following the contact and he turns back to the bear. "Um…Do you like to eat?" Owen rubbed his neck before Chris come up to him and whisper something in his ear. "Okay, I got it." The oaf grinned, he starts to like his role and that he can sabotage everyone equally.

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**(Courtney)**

The shark growls as the creature have to listen to the CIT's demands to do some stupid cheer and the shark refuses to do it because it was below the creature. All of sudden, the shark smell the blood, courtesy of the oaf, and leaped out of the task, starting a fight between the creature and Courtney.

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**(Naruto)**

The redhead felt something behind him and he turns around to see his hanging large friend. "Big O, what are you doing?" Naruto blinked.

"Um…" Owen sweated, "Just hanging around! I already got it down with the bear."

"That's cool." The redhead chuckled as he picked Tora up, "Then we better finish our route right away, dattebayo."

"Yeah, bye…" The oaf smacked his forehead, pouted at the retreating redhead's back. He want to sabotage his friend but it's so hard to sneak up on the redhead.

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**(Film Lot)**

Chris grinned at the castmates after their three hours expired, "All right, cast, time to judge the animal buddies."

"What happened to you?" Naruto asked the injured CIT, "You look really bad, dattebayo."

"You should see the other guy." Courtney grunted.

"What did you do to Jaw?" The redhead gulped.

"Beth, you and your raccoon are up." The host said.

"Sorry, Chris." Beth sighed, "I was totally unable to teach my raccoon anything."

"Hmm…" Chris glanced at the raccoon to see that the creature was mimicking her and he blinked as they dug though the trash can, looking for the ring that she just misplaced. "…Ten!" He chuckled with his co-worker.

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After a couple turns, it was Naruto's turn. "So, Naruto, can you show us what you can do with tiger cub?" The host asked.

"Tora-chan, on three, dattebayo." The redhead counted down before they flip in air together and the tiger cub quickly climbs up Naruto's shoulder. They gave the judges a similar wide grin with tilted heads.

"Hmm, eight." Chris said and Chef nodded his head.

"Shoot!" Courtney reached for her PDA, "I forget I had a message." She was about to answer it but the host cut her off.

"Courtney, you seem to be short one animal buddy." The host frowned.

"It…Uh, it couldn't make it." The CIT stuttered.

"ZERO!" The cooker smashed the desk in half.

"…Thank, Chef." Chris muttered, "The winner of the first challenge is Beth!"

"Yay, I'm the winner!" The farmer girl cheered with her raccoon.

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**(Woods)**

The bus pulled up in the middle of the woods and the host stepped off with the castmates. "Here we are, gang." The host sniffed the fresh air, "Don't you just love field trips?"

"The woods?" Beth groaned, "Again?"

"I bet it won't be bad, dattebayo." Naruto shrugged with Tora on his head.

"Your next challenge is to find your way back to the film lot, a ten-mile hike though these woods, using only your animal buddies to guide you." Chris grinned evilly as the animal buddies shrugged confusingly, "But be careful. Several vicious and life-threatening traps have been set up along the way."

"Who would do such a thing?" The farmer girl gulped.

"Ten bucks say it's Chris." Duncan yawned.

"Yes." The host chuckled, "First one back wins invincibility. Beth gets to shave thirty seconds off her final time for winning the first challenge. Everyone ready?"

"Wait, where's Courtney?" Owen asked.

"She's with her animal." Chris chuckled evilly, somewhere the CIT was fighting with the horde of sharks. "See you all at the film lot and good luck!" The bus took off.

"Well, good luck, guys." The redhead waved at the castmates as he followed the tiger cub and the castmates went their own way, unawake that the oaf has a GPS.

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**(Confessional)**

"I think it's gonna be tricky one this time, dattebayo." Naruto petted Tora, "Tora-chan is young and she doesn't know her directions very well. Right?" The cub nods her head.

* * *

**(Beth)**

The farmer girl was starting to freak out after walked into the tree and the raccoon facepalmed at the human.

* * *

**(Courtney)**

The CIT screamed in horror as one of the shark used a long-distance call on her PDA and the creature swam away from the raging girl.

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**(Naruto)**

"Which way do you think we should take?" The redhead glanced at the fork path before Tora walk toward the right path, "Be careful, remember what Chris said about the traps." The cub mewled at the chuckling redhead as they walk together, "Hai, hai, I'm sure they're not dangerous, dattebayo." He was wrong because somewhere in the woods, the punk kept triggered a lot of traps and end up in a pit while the oaf end up in a net.

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**(Beth)**

"Wow, I can't believe it!" The farmer girl dropped her jaw at the raccoon's secret modernized hideout, "I had no idea you were so…civilized." The raccoon chitter at the ping-pong table, "Ok…But after a gourmet dinner and a quick game of ping-pong, we really should head back."

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**(Naruto)**

"Now go left!" The redhead glanced at the parrot on top of his head as he carried the tiger cub in his arms, "Go left!"

"Thank, Igor…" Naruto scratched his head, "But why are you helping me?"

"Igor hates Chris!" The parrot squeaked, "Naruto carry Igor, will attack dumbass! Clawing his fucking eyes out!"

"Um…Ok?" The redhead whispered to the cub, "Igor is starting to scare me, dattebayo." Tora nods.

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**(Film Lot)**

Beth was first to make it back to the film lot with her raccoon as the grinning host notices them, "Beth and her raccoon! Nice one! You were the first team to arrive."

"Yes!" The farmer girl cheered.

"Oh, and we can see Naruto coming with his cub…" Chris grimaced at the parrot on the redhead's head, "Oh no…"

"Time to meet your marker!" Igor flew toward the screaming host.

"Where are the rest of guys?" Beth asked and they ignored the crying of their host.

"Not sure…" Naruto shrugged, "Maybe they'll be here any minutes, dattebayo."

* * *

Two days went by and the two castmates was playing with their own animal buddies. "Any minute…" Chris muttered with full beard and a lot of bandages after Igor's attack.

"Chris, it's been two days now." The farmer girl gulped, "Maybe we should send out a search party or…"

"Oh, I think I see them, dattebayo." The redhead picked his tiger cub up.

"And here they come now!" The host tossed the fake beard away.

"Courtney, you're shivering." Beth pointed at the shivering CIT, "You must be freezing."

"PDA withdrawal…" Courtney replied, earning a blank expression from the farmer girl.

"Um…What's wrong with Duncan?" Naruto blinked at the crazed punk, "He looks like…um…savage, dattebayo."

"I'll take care of him." The CIT walked toward the punk.

"Welcome back, castmates." Chris clapped his hands, "Better late than never. Beth and her raccoon buddy easily won the challenge, which means invincibility! She gets a free pass into the final four!"

"Yeah!" The farmer girl clapped.

"Good job." The redhead chuckled.

"The question is, who will join her in the final four, and who will be the next to leave?" The host smirked as he walked away, "See you tonight!"

* * *

**(Trailers)**

"I miss Tora-chan already…" Naruto crouched down and draw a circle on the ground as his large friend patted his back.

"There, I'm sure she'll be fine." Owen said, he wishes that Heather was here because she is the only one that can bring the redhead out of it.

"I trusted you!" The boys jumped at the CIT's snarl.

"Did I accidentally farted?" The oaf gasped.

"Did you set one of my pranks off, dattebayo?" The redhead blinked.

"You are the mole! you are so going to pay for it, Owen!" Courtney stomped away with a snarl.

"…What is she talking about?" Naruto asked the paled oaf.

* * *

**(Gilded Chris Ceremony)**

"This is a big one, cast." Chris grinned, "Beth is safe from elimination, which means the rest of you are fair game. So, sharpen those claws and cast your votes. Someone is going home."

"I am so going to vote for Courtney." Beth muttered to herself quietly, "I don't care if Owen betrayed us, I want her gone."

"Gomen but I'm picking you, dattebayo." Naruto pushed a button of the chosen castmate.

"See you never, traitor." Courtney glared at Owen and the host got his result of the votes.

"The Gilded Chris goes to…" The host tossed the awards to the castmates, "Beth, Naruto, and Duncan!" He pointed at the CIT, "Courtney, since Beth, Naruto, and Duncan all voted for you, it's time for your ride home…Owen, I'll deal with you in a moment."

"What!" The CIT snarled, "Duncan voted for me?!" Chef dragged the raging CIT to the Lame-o-sine, "How could you do this to me? After everything! We are so done!"

"…Again?" Duncan rolled his eyes as he turned to the redhead, "I give it a week before we get back together again."

"Hai, I'm sure." The redhead chuckled.

"I am so going to sue…" Courtney blinked at her beeping PDA before she answered it, "What is it, guys…Wait, what? The lawsuit has been overruled? How? Someone brought you guys off and you're suing me for mental damages? WHO?!"

"Rule number one…" Chris grinned as he pushed the oaf, "You don't fuck with McLean. Man, I love to pull a lot of strings and blackmail."

"Um…Chris?" Owen glanced behind as the host pushed him toward the Lame-o-sine, "I think you forget to give me my award…"

"Sorry, Owen, but you've been fired." The host shoved the oaf in, "What's the point having a spy who been spied?" The vehicle took off.

"…Wait, he was spying for Chris, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked.

"In a twist, we have our final three, Beth, Duncan, and Naruto!" Chris placed his arms around the three finalists, "Who will be in final two? Who will be the one that will become a millionaire? Will it be Beth? Duncan? Naruto? You don't wanna miss it! Tune in next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ACTION!"**

"I'm back, bitch!" The parrot flew toward the host.

"What the fuck!" Chris screamed as he ran away from the castmates, "Chef, I thought you killed this thing?!"

"Eh, I like him." Chef shrugged.

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_Contestants: Beth, Duncan, Naruto_

_Eliminated: B, Bridgette, Courtney, Dawn, DJ, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jo, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Trent_

_Peanut Gallery: Cody, Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Sadie, Tyler_

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**And this ends our thirteen chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**The next chapter will be little shorter but it will end the Action arc, then we will enter the Celebrity Manhunt filler/special episode before we enter the TDWT.**

**Title: I decided to name it Scheme because there was a lot of scheming going on within these episodes and that was all I can come up with right now.**

**In this chapter, Naruto is starting to notice Heather, thank to Chris' scheme. How will it turn out? Who know?**

**We noticed that Heather is starting to show a bit of change by defending Beth from Courtney. Love it? Hate it?**

**We also finally see Naruto's hidden necklace and that he kept the half of the couple necklace, the other half belong to his mysterious crush but he can't remember anything since it was just one summer.**

**When I see that Chris was fighting the parrot, I decided to use the parrot as a foul-mouthing parrot who wants to give our host a day of hell. Love it? Hate it?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to castmates as Chef's mystery meat.**


	14. Action: Final Cut

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Wow, I never think that Igor would be very popular…He will have a recurring appearance but not often.**

**Everyone who asked about Naruto's crush: She is someone from TD series.**

**Drayton: I can't answer these because it will be a huge spoiler.**

**Coldblue: 2) Yes but not often. Igor does have a reason why he hates Chris but it won't be reveal until a certain arc.**

**Anyway, it's time for the fourteenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 14: Action: Final Cut**

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**(Film Lot)**

"Last time on Total Drama Action, there was seven castmates when Owen surprised everyone by came back but in the end, he was kicked off with the other three castmates." Chris chuckled, "The three finalists had faced a lot of challenges, goes against the new contestants, and a lot of obstacles but they managed to make to this far! We have two more challenges to go! Who will be the one that go home first? Who will win the Total Drama Action? Who will be the lucky castmate to win the million bucks? Find out tonight on Total Drama Action! You really don't want to miss a bit of it!"

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**(Craft Service Tent)**

The three finalists were eating their breakfast and chatting a bit since there was nothing to talk about, beside the fact that they are in final three. "I'm so exciting!" Beth squealed, "I can't wait to do another challenge, I'm feeling lucky now!"

"Yeah, same here." Duncan grunted, "But I hope that the next challenge won't be something crazy like 'Triple Dog Dare' challenge back on the island."

"That would really suck a lot, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Lucky that we don't have Owen here."

"I agree with you." The punk chuckled with his fellow finalists.

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**(Confessional)**

"I think it's pretty cool that I made it all way to final three, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "I wonder how it will turn out for me? At least I don't get eliminated in odd way like last time."

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"Congratulation on make it all way to the final three!" The castmates turned their heads to see their grinning host walked up to them.

"Are we having a challenge now?" The farmer girl asked.

"Yeah." Chris grinned, "But today's challenge is gonna be different this time because we won't do any movie genre."

"Then what's the challenge?" The redhead asked.

"We are going to have Special Makeup challenge." The host said, "You three will sketch a monster in your own version, even if it's original or not, then bring it to live. The one with best look win the challenge and the winner will have a special reward…" He paused to chuckle, "He or she will choose a finalist to take with the final, meaning that other person will be eliminate on spot! No vote, no award, just straight to home!"

"So it's kinda like Face Off show, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, ignored the 'zip-it' gesture from the host.

"Wait!" Duncan scowled, "We all don't have any experience in this kind of makeup!"

"I know." Chris nodded, "That's why you three will submit your sketch to the professional artists and they will finish it within a few hours. Make sure you put in a lot of detail or a small mistake will cost you…You have five hours to finish a sketch of your monster…And action!" The three finalists quickly ran out of the tent.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

Beth taps her pencil against her cheek and glance at the boys as they drawing something on their sketchbook, provided by their host. "Um…What kind of monster are you two making? I'm doing a witch." The farmer girl asked curiously.

"I'm thinking of doing a wraith." Duncan grinned, "I always like them."

"I know what I'm going for, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "A murderous possessed poppet doll."

"Kind of like Chucky or Puppet Master?" The punk asked.

"Hai, but my version of the doll is going to be in human size." The redhead said, "That doll get bigger by taking some of his victim's flesh and add it to his own body, dattebayo."

"That sound like awesome monster." Duncan laughed, they never noticed the paled farmer girl fainted on the spot.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I really never like scary things and I just saw their sketches." Beth gulped, "I better get a hand-up or that would be it for me."

_***Static***_

"My wraith will have a lot of skulls for trophy because it likes to hunt living things." The punk glanced at his sketch, "But it's still rough, I have a feeling that it's missing something."

* * *

"Hey, guys, how are you doing so far with your sketches? It's time to turn your sketches in." The finalists glanced at the grinning host as he walked up to them, "Can you believe that I just forget a few things?"

"Yeah, right…" The castmates rolled their eyes.

"Since I think that the sketches were too easy…" Chris chuckled as he collected their sketches, "You will create a movie poster background, involves movie title and taglines…You also have to give your monster a name and a little story."

"Oh no…" The farmer girl groaned to herself.

"It's gonna be hard to come up with some taglines, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"You three will have two hours each to work on an illustrator program with Chef, who will watch over you so you won't go anywhere another than work." The host walked away, "One of you will start in an hour so I suggest you to start planning the background right away."

"…So who's going first?" Duncan asked and they glanced at each other.

"…"

"…"

"…Rock-Paper-Scissor?" Beth raised her hand in air and the boys agreed to it since it's fair this way.

* * *

**(Chef)**

"You have half an hour left." The cooker said after checked the clock.

"Hai, hai." Naruto ruffled his hair as he tried to come up with a decent tagline, he already finished the poster and added the movie title.

"I'm surprised that you manage to come up with everything in a short time." Chef crossed his arms.

"It was already in my head the moment after Chris said that we were going to do a poster for the monster, dattebayo." The redhead replied as he typed something into his poster work, "Are you going to be one of the judges at the end?"

"Yeah." The cooker grunted, "I bet that it's gonna be the tough."

"I agreed with you, dattebayo." Naruto nodded, "And I'm done."

"Good, send the four-eye maggot in." Chef said and the redhead gave him a nod.

* * *

**(Trailers)**

"Whiskers, I need your option on names." Duncan said.

"Sure…" Naruto nodded after spent Beth away.

"Jager or Cazador, what do you think?" The punk asked.

"Hmm…Jager kind of catch my attention more than Cazador, dattebayo." The redhead shrugged.

"Thank." Duncan muttered, "I'm so lucky that I'm going last, unlike you."

"I don't mind it." Naruto chuckled, "I'm curious what did Beth thank you for before she left?"

"She was little stuck with her idea so I help her out with a few things like names and tagline." The punk admitted, "I just saw her sketch and it was kind of cool."

"Really?" The redhead blinked, "I didn't see it yet, dattebayo."

"You will in a few hours." Duncan shrugged.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I gotta admit it that I was little worried when Beth said that she was doing a witch." Duncan rubbed his neck, "But she really did something different with this witch…I mean, I never had seen any witch with a big burn scar."

_***Static***_

"Man, that is one long challenge and it's so boring, dattebayo." Naruto stretched his arms out, "I guess Chris must run out of genres to use…"

_***Static***_

"There were a few genres left but our budgets can't cover them all." Chris shrugged, "I mean, I have to take some out of the budget for my look." He rubs his face, "After all, I have to look good for the camera."

* * *

**(Stage)**

The finalists stand near the judge's table and they glance at their host as he clears his throat. "Chef and I will judge on the overall of your creature, background, and a little of background story about the monster." Chris said as the castmates glanced at Chef, "Whoever wins this challenge will earn a right to choose one of the finalists to face against and a little bonus reward…The winner's monster will actually be choose to be in a real movie with a credit, sweet deal, eh?"

"Are you saying that if I win, my character will have its own movie?" Duncan perked up with the finalists, "That's really cool!"

"Indeed." The host chuckled, "Let's start in alphabet order…Beth, tell us about your monster before we bring it out."

Beth takes a deep breath, "My monster is a witch named Salem. She was a beautiful white witch that tried to help the villagers but a jealously woman accused her of doing black witchcraft and they burn her alive. She survived, only to lose her mind and start to kill everyone that lives in her village."

"That's it?" Chef asked as the farmer girl nodded, "Hmm, a little weak…Let's see the result of your work and the creature."

* * *

**(The Salem)**

A woman with burnt face hobbling in same spot with a snarl and her single eye glares at the camera. She was wearing a burnt tattered periodic dress with blacken Wiccan necklace and the movie poster appear behind her. The village was on fire as the smoke float toward the red sky and there was a silhouette of the witch standing in the middle of the burning village. The tagline reads, 'The beginning of a curse'.

* * *

Chris and Chef traded a glance before they write something down on their paper. "I really like the look of the witch and the poster but the tagline was kind of weak." The host said, "Chef?"

"I agree with Chris with everything." The cooker muttered, "What I really like is that your witch has a burn scar all over her body and it's kinda unique."

"Duncan, you're next." Chris called out.

"It's a wraith, goes by Jager." The punk crossed his arms, "It is a vengeful spirit that enjoys nothing but hunting people down with sickle and collecting their skulls. The origin of Jager is unknown but there are a lot of rumors that it is the death itself and it will be the last thing you see before your death."

"Interesting." The host scratched his chin as his co-worker nodded at him, "Let's see it."

* * *

**(The Reaping)**

The armor-clad wraith appears out of the smoke and swing the bloodied sickle around with a low growl. The wraith was wearing a tattered black cloak, littered with skulls, and there was a skull mask of the face of the wraith. The movie poster showed a mountain of bloody skulls with the wraith's silhouette on top of the mountain. The tagline reads, 'It wants your skull'.

* * *

"That's pretty good." Chef said, "There's really nothing bad to say about it."

"Yeah, it has a lot of strengths." Chris nodded, "And last…Naruto."

"Patch is a poppet doll, possessed by a murderous toymaker, and he murdered a lot of people for several centuries, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head, "With each victim, he adds a piece of their flesh to his own body because Patch wants to be a human again."

"Cool, let's see…" The host grinned.

* * *

**(Patchwork)**

A human-size doll slowly turns his head around and his body part twitching at random. There was so many skin patches sew together with clothes patches, littered with stitches, and there was a stitch line on his lip. The poster was just a dark room with a spotlight, shined upon a ball, made out of human flesh, and next to the ball was a bloody needle. The tagline reads, 'It's playtime'.

* * *

"A little gruesome but still awesome." Chris chuckled, "The poster really stands out because it's so simple that it really catches my attention right away."

"Same here and I really like how you did something different with a possessed doll." Chef crossed his arms, "Look like it's gonna be a tough one to pick."

"Yes, Chef and I will discuss before we announce the winner of the challenge." The host starts to whisper with his co-worker about the finalists' works for a while before he clears his throat, "Ok, after a long discussion, we finally agree on one person who deserves the victory…The winner of the challenge is…"

"…" Beth gulped.

"…" Duncan drummed his fingers on his arms.

"…" Naruto ruffled his head nervously.

"…Duncan!" Chris announced with a grin, "That means Jager will hit the big screen soon."

"That is so epic!" The punk said excitingly.

"Right, and you can pick either Naruto or Beth to face against you in the final challenge for the million bucks…" The host chuckled, "Who will you send home?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That's it for me." Beth sighed, "At least I have a good run and made it all way to final three."

* * *

"The person that I'm sending home is…" Duncan smirked, "Naruto."

"What?" The farmer girl gasped, "Why him and not me?"

"Because I have a better chance of get the money if I go against you." The punk explained as he jabbed his thumb at the redhead, "Honestly, I don't want to face Whiskers…It would be like going against a gunman and all you have is just a knife. Sorry, dude."

"It's okay, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he placed hands behind his head, "Good luck to you, Duncan, Beth."

"Brat, let's go." Chef stepped into the Lame-o-sine's driver seat, "Time's a-wasting."

"I'm coming, dattebayo." The redhead waved at the finalists before the vehicle drive away from the film lot.

"Well, it's down to Duncan and Beth." Chris winked at the camera before he turns to the finalists, "You two should turn in for the night because tomorrow is the big day. See you later!" The finalists glanced at each other and walk back to their trailers with anxious expressions.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

The redhead blinks at the sight of a large hotel, "Is that where everyone stay at?"

"Nah, you're going to stay here for a night before boss picks you up tomorrow after the final challenge." Chef grabbed the teenager's baggage and walk inside the hotel with the redhead.

"Really?" Naruto tilted his head, "Did he say why, dattebayo?"

"Yeah, he said something about vacation and meets some people." The cooker shrugged.

"Like who?" The redhead asked but Chef ignored him and sends the teenager to his hotel room.

* * *

**(Hotel Room)**

The next morning, Naruto glanced at the clock to see that it was almost time for the Total Drama show and turns on the television. "Man, it suck that there's no phone here, dattebayo." The redhead grumbled to himself, he wish that he can talk to Bridgette but he didn't have his phone with him since he just left it at home.

* * *

**(Film Lot: Pirate Ship Set)**

The two snoozing finalists were tied to the mast of the ship until the farmer girl wake up from her dreamland and glance around with widened eyes. "Duncan?" Beth gasped, "Wake up, Duncan!"

"It's a P.D. day, ma." Duncan muttered in his sleep.

"DUNCAN!" The farmer girl shouted as the punk jolted, "I think we've been shanghaied."

"Huh?" The punk struggled in the rope, "Tight but not painful. Chef's losing his edge."

"Wait, I have a plan!" Beth grinned, "It's going to help make sure that one of us wins the million dollars."

"All I'm planning is to make sure that the one of us is me." Duncan grunted.

"We could work together, like teamsies." The farmer girl said.

"Teamsies?" The punk scoffed.

"Reach over to untie me." Beth glanced at her rope, "Then I'll undo yours."

"Oh, sure." Duncan rolled his eyes, "And then you leave me here and get a head start?"

"I don't have a mean bone in my body." The farmer girl muttered, "I'm everybody's friend. I like everybody. They like me."

"Really?" The punk raised his eyebrow, "Even Heather? Courtney?"

"…Are you gonna undo me or not?" Beth glared.

"Scooch over." Duncan sighed, he would do anything as long as she will stop pestering him about it.

* * *

It wasn't long until the finalists got out of their rope and they turn their head as soon as they hear the cooker's voice. "Breakfast anyone?" Chef rolled the cart up to them with a grin.

"And what's today's delicious special?" The punk said sarcastically, "Roast lab rat? Snotghetti with booger balls?"

"Nope, just…" The cooker lifted the lid as the finalists dropped their jaws at the sight of the good foods, "Pancakes, eggs with bacons, muffins, and some fruits to ward off scurvy."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Chef in a good mood?" Beth said, "That's like Courtney being nice to us. You have to take advantage of it while it's happening."

* * *

"Yar, mateys." Chris landed on the cart from the mast, wearing his pirate costume as the finalists jumped away from their ruined breakfast, "I want to congratulate ye landlubbers for making it to the final two. And as ye can probably tell, today be…Space zombies movie day." The finalists wonder if the host just lost the rest of his sanity, "It's actually pirate movie day, and you're on deck for a swashbuckling obstacle course followed by a treasure hunt through the entire season's challenges." He turned to the farmer girl, "And if you want to claim your million-dollar booty, you might want to rethink all-for-one-one-for-all approach."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Somebody has to win, right?" Beth shrugged, "I guess it might as well be me…To be nice, I could share the prize with Lindsay or with Brady, my totally real boyfriend. He already like me heaps, but a million dollars never hurt a girl's attractiveness."

* * *

"Obstacle number one…" The host gave the boxes of swabs to the finalists before he gestured at the ship's restrooms, "Swab the poop deck!" The castmates paled as the Bigfoot and bear walked out of the stinky restroom, "Obstacle number two, pun intended, grab a flag, shimmy up the greased mast, and fly your jolly roger. And finally, a cannonball. The target is the Monster Chomped movie set." Chris held up his gun, "Ready…Set…And…Go!" The finalists ran to the restroom as soon as the gun fired and they start to clean the restroom, holding their bile back.

"Ugh!" Duncan gagged, "I'm gonna throw up!"

"I get it." Chris chuckled as Chef walked up to him, "The food's laced with laxatives, right? Nice!"

"Nope." The cooker muttered, "Just going out in style."

"Going out?" The host blinked confusedly, "What do you mean?"

"That's the last meal…" Chef growled, "I'm ever gonna serve on this two-bit show. I got me a job cheffing on a swanky cruise ship. So…You can kiss my ass goodbye!"

"Yeah, yeah." Chris laughed, "And I got a job hosting the Oscars…Very funny."

The cooker throw the brush at the host with a deadly glare, "Who's laughing?"

"Hey, Chris, more swabs over here!" Duncan hollered from the restroom and the host tossed it to the punk.

"If our contestants think they have it rough, the people on Chef's fancy cruise ship will have to suffer through his slop with no chance of winning a million." The host joked.

"I don't think you want to keep going there." Chef warned with a low growl but his boss ignored him as he checked the finalists' process.

"Looks like Duncan will be first to finish the deck." Chris chuckled at the gagging farmer girl as the smirking punk wiped his hands before the Bigfoot run into the restroom again, "Looks like the bigfoot's not done yet…Which means Duncan isn't, either."

"Oh come on!" Duncan groaned as Beth ran out of the cleaned restroom, "Beth? Teamsies?"

"I'm sorry, but teamsies work both ways." Beth huffed, "It's one of the rules of niceness."

"Hope you're ready, then, Beth, because the gloves are coming off!" The punk snarled.

"Ooh, testy." The host chuckled and turns his head to watching the farmer girl struggling to get up on the greased mast with her flag. Duncan quickly run out of his cleaned restroom and grab his flag as Beth fall down again.

"Too bad nobody's around to help you." Duncan teased before he cut her off as soon as she open her mouth, "You think I'm gonna fall for the nice-girl shtick again? Fat chance! Later, loser!" He started to climb up the mast with ease and tied his flag at the top of the mast.

"You can't bail." Chris whined to his frowning co-worker, "We're a team."

"I fly solo." Chef snorted, "I'm a maverick."

"Dude, without this job, you'd still be selling street meal outside the bus station." The host muttered, his comment earns a growl from his co-worker before he walk toward the cannon as soon as the punk reach it.

"Ever fired an air cannon before?" The cooker grunted.

"Uh, not this particular model." Duncan admitted.

"If you're gonna hit that target, it's gonna take a whole lot of air." Chef pointed at the distance of the city set.

"…Damn it." The punk groaned as he pumped the cannon for a while, "…Something's missing…" He glanced at the cooker, "What? No, 'you pump like my grandma, rebel maggot'? Chef, are you ok?"

"After two whole seasons of lip, now you want to know if I'm ok?" Chef glared but the punk checked the air gauge.

"She's primed!" Duncan cheered.

"Get in." Chris grinned.

"Seriously?" The punk deadpanned.

"Buckle up, cannonball!" The host smirked evilly as he turned to the cooker, "You gonna fire the cannon, or are you just gonna stand there and be useless?"

"N-Now you see that?" The cooker glared harder, "That attitude is why I'm out of here."

* * *

**(Hotel Room)**

"They're arguing like a married couple, dattebayo." Naruto muttered to himself with a facepalm, only to do it again as soon as Chris and Chef traded their job positions to see who have it harder. "…I hope they make it up soon, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Film Lot: City Set)**

"Cannonball!" Duncan shouted before lands on the set with a few rolls and glance around. "Ok, so what am I supposed to…" The helicopter cut him off and he noticed that the cooker just land right behind him.

"I'm coming." Chef stomped up to the punk, "Keep your panties on…" He glanced at his cue cards, "Sweet landing, dude. I'm your righteous new host…Chef…"

"…Can we get on with it so I can collect my million?" The punk said, he really don't care why there was a change of the host.

"Work with me here, rebel maggot." The cooker glared, "The rest of today's challenge is a g-narl…Gnarly treasure hunt!"

"Yeah, though all the challenges." Duncan rolled his eyes, "Chris told us."

"And did your ex-host tell you that if you correctly answer a trivia question, you skip the challenge and move on the next one?" Chef smirked.

"Right on." The punk grinned, "Shoot."

"Ok, uh, bro." The cooker glanced at his cards, "Who got the space boot after the alien movie challenge?"

"Duh, Geoff." Duncan snorted, "He kept slacked off."

"Follow-up question." Chef said, "Where was the weirdest place that Naruto and Bridgette made out before the team picking?"

"How am I supposed to know that?" The punk blinked.

"Clumsy maggot talked about it, like, nonstop." The cooker chuckled.

"As if I listen to some girl, blah, blah, blahing about her love life." Duncan groaned before he have to do a challenge, kissing the monster.

* * *

**(Pirate Ship Set)**

"Chris, what's wrong?" Beth asked as soon as she noticed that the host was crying.

"Nothing." Chris glared as he cut the onions, "Stupid Chef's doing my job, so I'm doing his job."

"Did you two have a fight?" The farmer girl asked.

"None of your beeswax!" The host snarled, "Duncan has a huge lead, and you've got an air cannon to pump…GO!"

* * *

**(Hotel Room)**

"Room service." Naruto glanced at the door before he open it and the bellboy push the cart in.

"Thank, dattebayo." The redhead fished out some cash and hand it to the bellboy.

"I have a message from our head chef…" The bellboy cleared his throat as the teenager blinked, "…Please don't ask us to make you fifty ramen bowls again."

"Um…Ok?" Naruto chuckled nervously as the bellboy walked out of the room and the teenager glanced at the television to see that the farmer girl was telling his father to give Chef some attention before the host fired her out of the cannon. "Hmm…Guess I don't miss anything, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Film Lot: City Set)**

Chef ran to the location as soon as Beth landed on her butt, "Your question…"

"I have to answer a question?" The farmer girl gasped.

"I am not reading all these stupid cue cards again." The cooker groaned, "Just tell me, who was voted off and why?"

"You mean Geoff?" Beth blinked, "He was…

"Where was the weirdest place Naruto and Bridgette made out?" Chef said quickly, he have to give Duncan a question soon and fast.

"Oh, my gumdrops!" The farmer girl giggled, "Bridgette used to tell this crazy story…They made out in Chris' tan-o-matic until Chris walk on them, oh boy, they all were so embarrassed!"

"Correct!" The cooker ran off with haste, followed by the farmer girl as she answers each questions on their way to the prison set.

* * *

**(Prison Set)**

After Duncan's wrong answer in other place, the panting cooker run up to the farmer girl and he checked his card. "Ok…" Chef panted, "I'm skipping the first part of question about goth maggot since Duncan got it right until the last two part…First part, what are the names of her lizards…Second part, why is Gwen's necklace important to her?"

"Oh, it's Angus and Vampira." Beth grinned, "Gwen said it's her lucky necklace that she got it from her grandma when they went to Alien Chucker movie together. Now what?"

"So, did you miss anyone when they got boot off early?" The cooker asked, starts to listen to Beth's rambling about some of her favorite castmates and some info that everyone won't know about.

* * *

**(Duncan)**

The punk did a lot of challenges after kept failed every questions that the intern asked him about and he still don't understand why he have do them all with the bear. "I thought the bear only have one day contact?" Duncan asked confusedly.

"He did…" The intern shrugged, "The contact got renewed a several days ago."

* * *

**(Prison Set)**

"When Naruto was hanging out with Chris for their father-son weekend, he actually prank Chris a lot and create a new prank, involves a marshmallow, spider, pineapple and wasabi…" Beth blinked at the snoozing cooker, "Chef?"

"What kind of host are you?!" Chris shouted as he appeared right behind them, "Chef's stalling has dug a big hole for Beth. Duncan's got a five-challenge lead."

"Stalling?" The farmer girl glared at Chef, "You mean I didn't have to answer all those follow-up questions?"

"Run, Beth." The host pointed away from her, "Run like the wind." She quickly ran away from them, "It's still anybody's game, folks. Start biting those nails now." He glanced at his co-worker, "As host, it's your job to ramble on, not to make contestants ramble on. Look, how about I'll follow Beth if you catch up to Duncan?"

"Fine, but not because I need any help." Chef grunted.

* * *

**(Hotel Room)**

Thirty minutes went by, Naruto was glad that Chef and Chris just made up as the finalists got closer to the finish line by going through the last leg of the course before he jump at the sound of the bangs at his door and he opened it, only to blink at Chef and Chris. "…Wait, what?" The redhead glanced at the television before he deadpanned at them, "…Let me guess…You two just leave the film lot during the last part of the challenge, dattebayo…"

"Right!" The host grinned.

"Without being there to give one of them the million bucks…"

"Yep." The cooker nodded, "Someone will take care of it for us."

"…That is the most stupid thing you two ever did, dattebayo." The redhead facepalmed.

"And we don't care." The adults said in unison with a grin, "Chef is coming with us on the vacation. Let's go!"

"Hai, hai, I'm glad that you two made up…" Naruto grabbed his suitcase, "By the way…You two fought like a married couple, dattebayo."

"…No, we don't!" Chris and Chef cried at same time.

* * *

**(Aftermath Show)**

The teenagers stared at the large screen and they can see that Duncan and Beth were getting closer to the stage. "…No one still find Naruto?" Bridgette asked worriedly, "Where is he?"

"We don't know…" Geoff shrugged, "We called his phone but there's no answer." The surfer girl was about to say something but…

"And the winner is…" Eva announced before the two finalists run in, "It's a tie!"

"So…Um…" The party boy blinked, "What exactly are we gonna do about the million bucks?" Everyone starts to mumble to each other and the finalists trade a glance.

"Can somebody please tell me there's a plan here?" Duncan glanced around with a scowl before he notice something, "…Wait, where's Whiskers?"

"We all don't know." The bodybuilder shrugged, "We're going to show some never-seen-before clips as Geoff and I will talk about what to do with the tie."

* * *

**(Airport)**

"All right." Chris grinned as he walked with Chef and Naruto, "Sunset beach, here we come. That was one heck of a long season. If I do say so myself, I've earned this vacay big time."

"Actually, the vacation is more for me and Chef, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned, "Compare to your job, we did a lot of works…"

"He's right." Chef grunted.

"Hey, aren't you Chris McLean?" The man asked after overhear the group in the line.

"Busted." The host chuckled.

"Oh!" Someone in the line pointed at the redhead, "It's Naruto McLean-Uzumaki!"

"Naruto, Chris, can I have your autograph?" The female tourist asked with a squeal.

"Um…" The redhead rubbed his head nervously, "Okay?"

"Nope, but you can let us cut to the front of the line…" Chris grinned as he walks toward the squealing attendant, "Now, you, you can have my autograph, fine-looking la…"

"Naruto, I'm your fan!" The attendant shouted excitedly, caused the host to sulk on the desk.

"Thank, miss, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at his sulking father, that's what he got for ignored some fans.

"Oh, it's Aftermath show." Chef muttered as he watched the airport's television and the teenager blink at the show.

"Huh?" The redhead rubbed his head confusedly, "I don't know about this show, dattebayo. What's it about?"

"It's a talk show with the Total Drama contestants and right now, they are trying to figure out who is the winner since it's a tie…" The cooker said before he cut the redhead off as soon as the teenager was about to ask something, "The reason why we don't get you on the show is because Chris wants to take you on a trip with him right away."

"Acually, I was going to say why don't they just split the million bucks, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"…Eh, I guess they're just greedy." Chef shrugged and they start to laugh at the embarrassing clips of the host.

"Where did they get a Chris' double?" The redhead snickered at the bald Chris-alike.

"Hey, Chris…" The cooker chuckled, he want to see how his boss will react to the clips.

"Shush…" The host waved at them, "I'm scoring us an upgrade and soon-to-be-stepmother…"

"I don't want a stepmother, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at another clip, "But Chris, you need to see that…" Chris turned his head to see the clips on the television and scream out in shock.

"WE'RE GOING TO THE AFTERMATH SHOW NOW!" Chris ran off with the laughing group, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY, GUYS!"

* * *

**(Aftermath Show)**

"I think this is the last time we're gonna see each other, guys." Geoff sighed, "Getting a bit choked up here…"

"You do realize that some of us are still going to see each other, right?" Eva facepalmed.

"Just pick a winner so we can all go home!" Leshawna grumbled.

"Not before we show you the 'That's gonna leave a mark' clip." The party boy played the clips with a grin.

* * *

**(Lame-o-Sine)**

"You call this driving?" Chris shouted at the driver, "What are you doing?"

"Well, boss, when a lot of cars are stuck on the same road, it's called traffic." Chef shrugged.

"Yeah, and we can't do anything about it so just relax, dattebayo." Naruto stared at the honking cars out of the window.

"We have to get there now!" The host crossed his arms, "Those kids are destroying my show!"

"You're destroying my vacation, so maybe we're even." The cooker glared.

"To be fair…" The redhead rolled his eyes at them, "You did leave them there without settling anything so it was both your fault, dattebayo."

"…Well…" Chris glanced at Chef, "…Just get us there now!"

"Ugh!" Chef walked out and tosses the driver out to take over.

* * *

**(Aftermath Show)**

Duncan and Beth went though their human Tetris challenge and it end in another tie again. "Oh come on!" Jo grumbled, "I'm starting to get annoying now!"

"Um…" Geoff stuttered, "We can show another clips…"

"NOT SO FAST!" Chris kicked the door opened as the teenagers turned around to see him with Chef and Naruto, "You are messing everything up! I'm taking over the show now."

"Naruto, dude, where were you?" Justin asked.

"I was at a hotel for a night and then they were taking me on a trip for a vacation, dattebayo." Naruto jabbed his thumb at the adults as he sat down next to Bridgette, "Hey, Bri-chan, I miss you."

"Me too." The surfer girl kissed the redhead's cheek.

"Ok, what we're gonna do here is give each ex-contestant a chance to ask a question of Duncan and Beth, because you will deciding who to give the million dineros to." The host grinned at the mumbling teenagers, "First, let's watch each of them at their very worst. Beth, I got to say, you weren't the most athletic team member on Total Drama Action. Ok, you were a total klutz." The group watches the clips of the farmer girl tripped everywhere.

"So I never got an 'A' in gym." Beth gulped, "At least I tried hard."

"And then there's Duncan." Chris glanced at the said boy as the clips of the punk shows up on the screen, "Let's take a look at some heart-warming footage of Mr. Nice Guy."

"We don't need to ask a question." Owen raised his hand, "We know these guys."

"Do you…" The host smirked, "Really?"

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**(Duncan's Clip)**

The punk glances at the snoozing boys in their beds and notices that some of them were uncomfortable. He places a teddy bear in DJ's arm before he pull the blanket up on Naruto and tuck Max in. He walked around and fixes everyone up like a mother hen before nods to himself with a smirk.

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**(Beth's Clip)**

The farmer girl raise her eyebrow at the cooker as he walk up to her with a basket, "What's that?"

"Cookie gram…" Chef muttered, "Sent by the girls of Total Drama Fan club for everyone to share."

"Really?" Beth glanced at the basket in her hands, "That's so nice…" The cooker grunted and walk away from her. She glances around for anyone before she quickly eat all of the cookies, "Mine! All mine! It's really hard work being nice! It's all mine and no one deserve those!"

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"Wow, I really don't know that they have this side…" Max muttered.

"And I'm back, baby." Chris laughed evilly, "Each contestant will have a chance to ask Beth and Duncan a question, one that will helps them decide who will land that cool million. Total Drama Peanut Gallery, it's up to you to choose between these two sorry finalists. Geoff, Eva, would you like to start us off?" He glanced around, "Geoff? Eva?"

"They're making out over there." Tyler glanced at the couple behind the camera.

"…Moving right along…" The host groaned, "Trent?"

"As part of Total Drama Action's movie theme, I want to know about your character." Trent said, "Ok…Like, let's say a guy was being very creepy to someone and he don't notice it until it was too late that he really messed everything up. What kind of advice would you give it to him so he can give an apology to them?"

"Um…" Beth gulped, "I'm not sure but my mom always said that you don't wash your vegetables in toilet water…"

"…What?" Some of the teenagers muttered confusedly.

"O…k…" Chris blinked, "Thanks for that bit of nonsense, Beth. Duncan?"

"Just let it chill down for a while and when they are ready, the creepy dude can tell them that he's sorry." Duncan shrugged, "Just talk to them later."

"All right, let's see if we can raise the level of this show with…" The host's eyes glance around, "Izzy."

"Ok, so, like, I just rented a DVD reissue of the 1982 breakout break dance hit movie, Break, Break, Break Already…" Izzy tilted her head, "Or was it Breakbeat Breakneck Breakdown? No, wait. I think it was Breaking Records II, the Bugaloo Dance crew: the Criterion Edition…" She kept rambled for a while, "I want to you to dance off! Hit it, DJ!"

"What it am I hitting?" DJ asked confusedly.

"Not you." The crazy girl giggled, "DJ Jazzy Chef."

"Yo!" Chef scratched the record and the two finalists starts to show off with their dance moves, end in Duncan's victory.

"You know, we really should do more dancing on this show…" Chris tapped his chin with a grin, "Let's give it over to Gwen."

"I want to know how each of you plans to use the money you win to help save the environment." Gwen crossed her arms, "When you're not busy thinking of yourselves."

"Well, as it turns out, Brady signed up for a job as a tree planter in Northern Ontario this summer and…" Beth rambled on about her boyfriend, "So I'll help launch a marketing campaign to make sure that the whole province is full of trees by the time we're old."

"Really?" The goth girl smiled, "I'm so impressed."

"I been thinking a lot about how cool those Greenpeace guys are." The punk replied, "They hijack ships and get arrested, like, all the time. Some of my moneys will go to them."

"Awesome, Duncan." Gwen nodded, "Thank you. I decided on my vote."

"Dawn?" Chris grinned at the petite girl.

"Oh, Gwen already asked my question and I know who I will vote for." Dawn said.

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After several questions with some challenges, Chris points at his son, "Naruto?"

"There's no need for me to ask anything because I'm going to vote for Duncan, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "Gomen, Beth."

"It's okay." The farmer girl smiled, she knows that Naruto and Duncan are good friends like Lindsay and her.

"…You know what?" The host facepalmed, "All these questions and challenges are so stupid…Just go and vote in the confessional stall." He pointed at the outhouse that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere, "I'll tally them up when everyone are done…"

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"A million dollars will be rewarded right now. I wonder whose will it be?" Chris checked the votes, "Duncan…Beth…Duncan…Duncan. Beth…"

"Hurry it up!" Courtney snarled.

"Shut up!" The host glared, "I will not let you spoil the nail-biting tension I am deliberately weaving here! Beth…Explosivo?"

"Boom!" Izzy giggled.

"…Okay…" Chris rolled his eyes as he went through all the votes, "So far, it's twelve to twelve…The final vote will decide everything…" He glanced at the last slip, "The winner of Total Drama Action is…"

"…" The farmer girl bites her nails nervously.

"…" The punk licked his lip.

"…Beth!"

"Yay!" Beth cheered and some of the teenagers cheered for her as an unfamiliar teenager peek out behind the curtain, noticed by the redhead.

"Hey, Beth, your boyfriend's here, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as the farmer girl ran up to Brady and hugged him, earning a lot of widened eyes and dropped jaws from the teenagers.

"The whole time she was telling the truth?!" Jo muttered in shock.

"You mean no one believe her at all?" The redhead glanced around, no one noticed that the punk just got back with the CIT again.

"Our winner, Beth, get one million dollars!" Chris threw the suitcase as it hit the farmer girl in head, "And so it ends. Thank from me, your beloved and humble host, Chris McLean, and from our winner Beth. It's been a great season of Total Drama Action!"

"Oh, Chris…" Naruto smiled at the host, "You know that I'm a little pissed off about you using one of my friend as spy so I brought someone that really want to chat with you for a while…"

"…Who?" The host gulped nervously.

"FUCK YOU!"

"Oh hell no!" Chris turned around to see Igor the parrot before he run off and the parrot chase him down.

"And cut!" The cameraman shouted and they can hear the screaming of their host.

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**(Naruto)**

The redhead stretch out as he walk out of the studio after the Total Drama's after-party, he really had a long talk with his girlfriend during the party in private and it look like it's getting little better than before. "Oh, Naruto, I was looking all over for you." The boy raised his eyebrow as Chris walked up to him with a short man, "He come to me and give me a proposal that I want you to hear him out."

"Um…Sure?" Naruto glanced at the short man, "What do you want to ask me about?"

"You have caught a lot of eyes." The man said, "We are reaching out to you and offer you…" It took a while until the redhead scratch his head.

"…Let me think about it, dattebayo." Naruto muttered.

"Sure, take all the time you want." The man chuckled as he turns to the host, "You really have a interesting son. Usually, anyone would jump at the chance."

"I know." Chris grinned.

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_Winner of Action: Beth_

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**And this ends our fourteenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**The Action Arc finally ended and the next chapter will be the Manhunt Celebrity filler.**

**Naruto was so close but no luck. Maybe next time…**

**The next arc will be the Total Drama World Tour and I will reveal bit info about it…Beside Alejandro and Sierra, there will be six new contestants join the cast. I won't reveal who they are until the first chapter of TDWT. It will be little longer since there will be a lot of original challenges.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	15. Celebrity Manhunt's TD Reunion

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**Anyway, it's time for the fifteenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

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**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 15: Celebrity Manhunt's TD Reunion**

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**(Celebrity Manhunt Studio)**

A random clip of people getting injured plays during the Celebrity Manhunt's opening as Josh and Blaineley sat down behind their desk and give the camera a smile. "Hey, there, celebrity lovers." Josh grinned, "Welcome to a very special edition of Celebrity Manhunt."

"Tonight is the night we've been waiting for all year, the gemmy awards!" Blaineley smirked, "That's when our fave TV stars get all dressed up and take home the gold. In about a half an hour, we'll take you right onto the red carpet to meet the hottest stars. I am so pumped for this, are you, Josh?"

"Oh yeah!" He nodded.

"We thought we'd pay tribute to this year's most famous reality show cast, the teens who braved it all on the set of Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action." The hostess gestured at the TD signs, "We'll catch you up on Beth, Owen, Heather, Trent, B, Duncan, Gwen, Lindsay, Katie and Sadie, Jo, Max, Cody, Noah, Rodney, Justin, DJ, Courtney, Naruto, Harold, Tyler, Dawn, Eva, Izzy, Bridgette, Leshawna, Geoff, and Ezekiel. They're nominated in the category of best reality ensemble."

"I think they're gonna nail it, Blaineley." Josh said.

"No doubt." Blaineley nodded with a smile.

"And when they reunite on that crimson rug after one year exactly, Celebrity Manhunt will drain every last drop of drama from these uber famous teens." The host chuckled.

"Love it!" The hostess fistbumped the host, "Total Drama may have ended, but the drama goes on and on. Our crack team of undercover gossip reporters have been super busy this year. Farmer boy got his party on. Miss know-it-all was caught with her pants down in Paris. Zut alors!"

"Meanwhile, has Duncan gone rabid?" Josh grinned as the pictures of the TD cast appeared behind them, "The Celebrity Manhunt cameras caught them all, even when Gwen spotting Heather's three-ounce weight gain." He clapped his hands with gleeful face, "Oh, I can't wait to see those kitties bare their claws on the red carpet. Rawr!"

Blaineley stared at him with deadpan expression, "We've been measuring the popularity of this famous gang using our amazing awe-inspiring Celebrity Manhunt Drama machine." The camera panned to the damaged robot and the repairman peeks out.

"It's busted." The repairman grunted.

"…Let's start with Total Drama's newest BFFs." The hostess sighed, "Last season, Lindsay plucked Beth from the depths of geekdom and became her gal pal."

"They took off for Paris and painted the town red." The host snickered.

"Literally." Blaineley said.

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**(Beth and Lindsay's Clip)**

"Look, mom, it's me and Mona Lisa." Beth waved at Lindsay's camera in front of the Mona Lisa painting.

"Oh, you look so much cuter than her." Lindsay gushed, "Okay, move in closer." The farmer girl tripped over the red rope with a cry and accidentally tilted the art. The French guard release a gasp and starting to rant in French.

"Oh, no, no!" The bombshell gulped, "Mr. Guard, I'll fix it." She fixed it but accidentally smudged the painting, setting off the alarm. "Oops, does anyone have any spare paint handy?" The guard tackles the bombshell down.

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"Okay, personally I would have given Beth a pass for being a bit clumsy, but Lindsay?" Josh chuckled as the picture of ruined Mona Lisa painting appeared right behind him, "That thing's a national treasure!"

"Oh, poor girls." Blaineley shook her head, "They end up in jail for a while and Beth had to use all of her million bucks to bail them out."

"Will Beth and Lindsay pull themselves together for the red carpet?" The host grinned.

"Lindsay will totally bring it." The hostess replied, "She is a style super diva on and off the red carpet."

"Yeah, you're right." Josh nodded, "After one look at Lindsay in some designer dress, we'll all forget about the jail thing."

"Next up, post drama bodies." Blaineley announced, "This year we saw major improvement and fitness fiascos."

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**(Harold's Clip)**

The nerd was beatboxing into the mic and release a burp as he pat his bulging stomach. "So I had a few burritos." Harold shrugged, "Killer beat boxing requires an expanded diaphragm like an opera singer. Check it!" He resumed his beatbox.

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"…Okay…" The host raised his eyebrow.

"Harold let himself go, but Eva pumped herself up, way up with her boyfriend, Geoff." The hostess smiled.

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**(Eva and Geoff's Clip)**

"Honey bear, you can do it!" The party boy cheered for his girlfriend.

"Mmmph!" The bodybuilder grunted through the rope in her mouth, pulling the bus with her teeth.

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"Speaking of workout, one husky Total Drama dudes worked up a real body stink in the nether regions of cable TV." Josh said sarcastically.

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**(Owen's Clip)**

The oaf has a piece of fake abs taped on him and he was working out on the workout equipment. "Woo-hoo-hoo!" Owen laughed as he flexed his body, "That feels awesome! And if you want sweet abs like mine, check out the Belly Buster 5000! Just go hard for eight hours a day and turn your flabby gut into an awesome steel washboard! Grab the power handles, sit on the power spring and go!" The handles went crazy before he fall off the equipment, "Whoa!"

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Blaineley laughed, "Nice one, Owen. DJ also took to the airwaves."

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**(DJ's Clip)**

"Hey, there!" The Jamaican giant said nervously as he stands in the kitchen set with his mother, "Welcome back to Momma's Heapin' Helpings where we don't count calories, we count smiles…" Owen somehow sneaks into their set and was about to reach for the foods but Momma swatted his hand.

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"Chock full of carbs, cholesterol and calories." Josh said, "Their food was to die for!"

"Only problem was, people did." The hostess said, "DJ, what were you thinking? We tracked down Momma to answer a few questions." They showed the footage of Momma before she slapped the camera down.

"After a few dozen lawsuits, DJ and his mama was left with nothing but a tour bus full of shattered hopes and dreams." The host said, "But Naruto found out about it and invited them to stay at his house until they get back on their feet."

"Such a nice guy, this person is." Blaineley sighed dreamily, "I wish we can talk about him now but it's not his time yet."

Josh rolled his eyes, "Unfortunately, there are some Total Drama members that we can't find."

"Like Noah or Dawn." The hostess announced, "No one know where Noah is but we managed to catch a picture of Dawn."

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**(Dawn's Picture)**

The petite girl was sipping her tea outside the café and she was with Naruto, Pixie Corpse, Marilyn and Reaper. Only one difference about the redhead is that he has a long red hair that reached to the middle of his back. They seems like they were chatting about something.

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"Don't worry, folks, we'll hunt them down on the red carpet tonight." Blaineley said, "Let's take a look at Jo. After the Action, she got sponsored by a gym and become a trainer."

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**(Jo's Clip)**

"Put your back in it!" The jockette barked at the panting man as he push up, "Pick up the slack!"

"I…I…Can't take it anymore…" The man whined before Jo step on his back.

"SHUT UP AND DO IT, DAMMIT!" Jo snapped.

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"She's so angry like a certain person." Josh chuckled, "Max is still following his goal to rule the world by creating a lot of gadgets with his minion, Rodney."

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**(Max and Rodney's Clip)**

"Um…Boss, I didn't think it would be good idea…" The country boy gulped and the aspiring villain huffed as he places a helmet on the giant's head.

"Silence!" Max grumbled, "I know what I'm doing! With this evil helmet, I will make you the most powerful evil minion in the world!" He laughed evilly before turns the helmet on and Rodney lit up like a Christmas light as he screams out. "Hmm…" The aspiring villain tapped his chin, "Back to drawing board. Come!"

"Y-Y-Yeah, boss…" The country boy winced with a jolt.

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"I wonder how long will it take for Max to complete his dream?" The hostess smirked, "Rodney better hope it will be soon or he have a lot of hospital bills to cover."

"Our home-schooled hoser turned homie, Ezekiel went back to the farm for some downtime." The host announced, "Celebrity Manhunt caught up with him."

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**(Ezekiel's Clip)**

"Yo, yo, yo, paparazzi peeps!" The farmer boy threw gang signs around, "You want a piece of the Zeke? Sup?" Somehow, his arms got tangled up with his bling necklace.

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"It don't matter how much bling you sling, brother." Josh chuckled at the footage, "You gotta earn Ghetto cred. Next up, Gwen and Heather. Their epic hate hit on the internet where they had a full-on blog war."

"Can someone tell me just how Heather got her celeb status?" Blaineley asked, "That girl gives dirt a bad name."

"If there's a fight between Heather and Gwen, oh, I'm on team Gwen all the way!" The host squealed.

"I'm for team Heather." The hostess said, "She has a cutthroat personality that I like."

"That and because she's his childhood friend." Josh whispered to himself before he clears his throat, "Let's check out some of that web action from earlier this year."

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**(Gwen's Clip)**

"Hey, today I wanna talk about going green." The goth girl said with Katie and Sadie, "Basically, the world is going to die if we don't do something about it."

"Katie, remember when we went green?" The chubby girl asked with a smile.

"Guys?" Gwen snapped her fingers but no one listen to her.

"Oh, my gosh, Sadie!" The tanned girl squealed, "When you helped paint my bedroom green and we got into that paint fight, it was so fun!"

"I know!" Sadie jumped excitingly, "And just because we got into just one little paint fight doesn't mean we're not BFFs!"

"Guys, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!" The goth girl screamed.

"We know." Katie pointed at the green paint on her short as they ignored the fuming goth girl, "And look, I'm still green!"

"Oh!" Gwen growled, "You were supposed to wait for the signal before talking, remember?"

"Sorry, Gwen." The tanned girl muttered, "It's just that your show is kind of…"

"Bad." The chubby girl finished her BFF's sentence.

"Oh, why did Leshawna bailed out on me?" The goth girl groaned.

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"Then came Heather's online attack." Blaineley smirked.

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**(Heather's Clip)**

The queen bee was wearing a wig that looked a lot like Gwen's hairstyle and she was playing with puppets. "This is the loser Gwen show where everything always sucks and the world is terrible." Heather mocked before she impersonated Katie, "Like, oh, my gosh! No singing? That is so sad. Don't you think, Sadie?" She switched to Sadie puppet, "I know! It's totally like, oh, my gosh, totally! Isn't it like awesome how the same we are? Now look at my ass!" She stopped her impersonation, "How dare you interrupt my loser video blog!"

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"So cold!" The hostess shuddered playful, "Brrr. Gwen couldn't let this go. She had to retaliate, which is too bad! She's so much better than that." They played more clips of the blog war.

The host laughed, "After a few more weeks of this, we invited them to the Celebrity Manhunt studio."

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**(Interview Footage)**

"You've been through so much together, sharing a cabin at a summer camp, a trailer at an abandoned film lot." Josh glanced at the two glaring girls, "Why not bury the hatchet? Isn't your friendship more important than this blog war?"

"It's just that, you see, Josh, Gwen is a gigantic loser." Heather snorted.

"You're just mad because I took Naruto's first kiss and hanged out with him once in the while." Gwen rolled her eyes before the roaring queen bee tackle her and start to fight each other.

"Catfight!" The host clapped his hands with a glee cheer, "Catfight!"

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"What is it with guys and catfights?" Blaineley shakes her head with a giggle, "The girls really say a lot of bad things but there's one guy that never say a word."

"That's right, B make a huge impact on the reality show as only mute dude on Total Drama." Josh nodded, "He graduated a year early and has been working in robotic company while studying in college."

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**(B's Clip)**

The silent boy in lab coat lifts his index finger to say something but there was an explosive in the distance, followed by an alarm and screams. B glance at something off-screen before he run off with the rest of scientists and the giant robot chase them down.

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"Hold on!" The hostess gasped as she listened to something in her earbud, "A major celebrity is arriving at the red carpet!"

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**(Red Carpet)**

The limo pulls up to the red carpet with a skid and the Total Drama's host stumbles out as the cooker step out with poker face. "Dude, where'd you learn how to drive?" Chris rubbed his head with a groan, "Nascar?"

"Oh, suck it up, you big baby!" Chef grunted.

"Fine!" The host threw his hands up, "You clean up the barf!"

"It's the stubble man, Chris McLean!" Josh announced from the camera's PA.

"Hey, Celebrity Manhunt, Josh." Chris grinned, "Say, did you get my video?"

"Where's your son?" The Celebrity Manhunt asked quickly.

"Oh, he's inside." The host chuckled, "He's really nervous since it's his first time hosting a show. He is really making me so proud of him!"

"Chris, you must be dying to see the rest of Total Drama cast again." Blaineley's voice speak out of the PA.

"Who?" Chris blinked confusingly.

"The teenagers you abused for two seasons on national television and some of them fought over a certain boy?" The hostess deadpanned.

"Oh right!" The Total Drama host clapped his hands, "Love their work, love them. Can we talk about my new show now?"

"Um…Not now, we have to cover the rest of the cast." Josh muttered before they cut the feed for now.

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**(Celebrity Manhunt Studio)**

"Now let's look at what happens when loving stops on Total Drama Break-ups." The Celebrity Manhunt host announced as the picture of Duncan and Courtney appeared behind them, "It all started out so well…"

"Dunkme was the Total Drama power couple that defied the odds and took a chance on love." Blaineley sighed.

"But it didn't take long before Courtney's 'my way or the highway' attitude started to get on Duncan's last nerve." Josh chuckled as they show the picture of the fighting couple at some restaurant, "Celebrity Manhunt got these juicy shots at a restaurant back in the summer."

"And then it was splitsville." The hostess cut in.

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**(Duncan and Courtney's Clip)**

"I have nothing to say about that guy, except that he's a complete thug and I wish I'd never met him!" The CIT snarled in front of the podium, surrounding by reporters.

"No comment." The punk muttered.

"And he has the table manners of a chimp." Courtney growled, "And…"

"No comment." Duncan repeated.

"And he always chews with his mouth open." The CIT thrust her finger into the punk's face, "And he's constantly interrupting me and…"

"I said no comment!" The punk covered the camera.

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"Courtney's still suing Duncan for the custody of their raccoon, Brittany." The host said with a smile.

"Come on, Duncan." Blaineley smirked, "Suck it up and take her back. Courtney, grow a heart. We know you can do. Unlike them, Naruto and Bridgette still stick together, even when Naruto become more famous than before."

"That's right." Josh nodded, "One of the talent agency offer him a job and it took him two months to give it a try…Oh boy, it really took off right there! He debuted in The Reaping as Will, one of the victims."

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**(The Reaping Footage)**

"Go!" Will shouted at the group of teenagers, "I'll hold this bastard back! JUST GO!"

"But you will…" One of the teenager girls cried before they grab her and ran away with the crying girl. He glance at the woods as the black smoke slowly move in and the large figure appears.

"Come on, bastard!" Will beckoned Jager as it growl at him, "Do you want my head? THEN GET IT!" The teenager quickly tackles the wraith down but the creature hold up its sickle before brings it down.

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"Don't forget about 'The Forgotten Army'." Blaineley said, "His supporting role really stands out as Sadao, one of American Japanese solider during WWII."

"Oh yeah, at first I don't realize it was him because of his black-haired wig and makeup to cover his birthmarks." The host said, "Let's look at the scene that almost wins him an award."

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**(The Forgotten Army)**

"Your name is Sadao?" The rugged general scowled at the nervous solider, "Great…Another Japanese. You better not betray us for Japan. Go!" The solider frowned at him as the general walk away.

"SIR!" Sadao halted the general with his shout, "I am not Japanese and have no love for Japan! I am American, born and raised in Califorina! Only country I fight for is my own country, America! The day I fight for Japan is when the hell freezing over!"

"…Whatever!" The general grunted.

_***Cut***_

"PUSH THEM BACK!" The general roared over the gunfire as they shoot over the wall, "DON'T GIVE UP A INCH!"

"Grenade!" Someone shouted and Sadao quickly look at the bomb before his eyes widened at the sight of the wounded soldiers as it roll toward them. He run toward the grenade and jump on it.

"SADAO, DON'T!" The general screamed but it was too late as the grenade went off, "SADAO!"

_***Cut***_

The general glance at the medal before he narrows his eyes at the awarder, "…I don't want this medal but I know who deserve these…"

"Sir?" The commander blinked.

"…Every soldiers who I lost in this damn war…" He tightened his grip on the medal, "Every Japanese American soldiers, every African American soldiers…I want you to give a medal of honor to a man who save our lives, his name was Sadao Abe and he was the best solider I ever has!"

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"You know what movie that I like?" Josh grinned, "The 'Sleeping Dog' where he makes a huge impact as the main antagonist against Jackie, the undercover cop. He played as Johnny, the ruthless crimelord. He looks so wonderful with his long red hair!"

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**(Sleeping Dog)**

Johnny put the tee into his lackey's mouth and place a golf ball on it before he practice his swing with the golf club. He takes a deep breath and holds his golf club up. He swings halfway before someone shouts out, "Boss!"

"DAMMIT!" The crimelord yelled as the club strike his lackey in head, "What did I just fucking said?!" He starts to smash his club on his downed lackey, "DO…NOT…FUCKING…INTERRUPT…ME…DURING…THE…FUCKING….GOLF…GAME!"

"S-S-Sorry, sir…" The guard stuttered, glance at the now-dead lackey.

"W-W-W-What do you want, bastard!" Johnny mocked him with a growl.

"Um…Jackie's back from the errand, sir." The guard gestured at the undercover cop and the crimelord's mood turned around.

"Oh, Jackie, my boy!" Johnny laughed, "I just heard that you delivered my box to Mike, did he like my present?"

"Yes, he did." Jackie licked his lip, "Just before it blew up."

"Good, good! Chow, give him his payment." The crimelord grabbed some golf balls as the guard handed Jackie a thick envelope, "Leave us…" The undercover cop leave the room, "Oh, and tell Yen to clean up the two messes in my office."

"Um…Will do, boss." Jackie exited and the guard blinked at something.

"Sir, there's only one…" Johnny cut him off by shoving the golf balls into his mouth and the crimelord smashed the guard's head into the desk several times.

_***Cut***_

"Oh fuck, I know it!" Johnny laughed as he covered his bleeding chest, "I fucking know it! You're a fucking cop! I didn't see that coming at all!"

"…It's over, Johnny." Jackie held his bleeding arm, "Your Empire is destroyed and there's nothing left…"

"Good!" The crimelord smirked at the confusing undercover cop, "I…I was so bored with my empire, telling everyone what to do, and I was about to off myself…" He coughed the blood out, "Until you come and make everything exciting for me…Heh, you're the first cop that I really like…I find it funny, don't you think so…"

"…" The undercover cop said nothing.

"…Hey, hey, I'm going to give you the last errand for me, Jackie." Johnny's breathing start to slow down, "I…I want to be buried under this maple tree near my orphanage that I told you about…Will you do…it for me…as my last…request…" The crimelord died with a smile.

"…Yes, boss." Jackie sighed softly.

* * *

"For me, I really love him in 'Connection of Our Heart'." Blaineley sighed dreamily, "He's so dreamy husk, only if he wasn't taken."

"Yeah, he has been with Bridgette for a long time but there's a rumor." Josh gasped playful, "At first their relationship was going very well…But there was some fission in their relationship lately."

* * *

**(Bridgette and Naruto's First Picture)**

The fans swarmed around them at the beach as Naruto signed his autograph with a sheepish grin at his fuming girlfriend and Bridgette was crossing her arms with a scowl.

* * *

**(Second Picture)**

The redhead glanced at the grumbling surfer girl with some concern as they sit in the restaurant and Izzy was with them with a manic grin on her face.

* * *

"Poor boy, he's still clueless about a love web like always." The hostess shakes her head with a light giggle.

"While everyone kept talking about Naruto's career in movie, did Gwen look a little tempted?" The host grinned.

* * *

**(Gwen's Clip)**

"Okay, I'm still getting a lot of emails about Naruto." The goth girl smiled, "Do you like him? He's perfect for you. Bridgette or any girls don't deserve him. You do…" She deadpanned, "Enough already. He has a girlfriend. Case closed."

* * *

"Then she heard about the rumors of his relationship." Blaineley smirked, "Which also earn a little rage from Heather."

* * *

**(Gwen's Clip)**

"Bridgette needs to stop getting mad at Naruto or she will hurt him in the end." The goth girl rubbed her arms, "He is the best thing that ever happened to her. I mean, look at the guy. He's loyal, sweet, good-listener, and very hot! I mean…uh…He's okay for her."

* * *

**(Heather's Clip)**

"You stay away from him, you slutty goth girl!" The queen bee shook her webcam around, "The person that deserve him is me! If I ever see you batter a eyelash at my idiot, I'll fucking kill you!"

* * *

"Oooh!" Josh shakes his fists with glee expression, "Sounds like we might be in for a big red carpet catfight…plus a little love web."

"And let's talking about other celebrities…" Blaineley announced, "The Drama Brothers! The Total Drama boy band ruled the pop music world."

* * *

**(The Drama Brother's Clip)**

Cody points at the cheering fans with his index fingers as Trent waved at them, "Yeah, we're selling out. Stadiums, I mean." The geek winked, "Girls even steal our used hotel bed sheets."

"It's all about touching people on an emotional level." The musician said as Harold stepped out, "Do you know what I mean?"

_***Cut***_

"I don't even play an instrument, but the crazy groupie chicks don't mind." Justin strummed his guitar.

* * *

"I used to crushed on Justin before I saw Naruto's 'Connection to Our Hearts'." The hostess gushed, earn a eyeroll from her co-host.

"Just as their album shot to the top of the charts, the trapping of fame shot straight to their head." The host said.

"The party was over, but was their music career over?" Blaineley leaned on her desk, "When they weren't doing community service, the Drama Brothers were in studio recording a new album."

"Celebrity Manhunt caught up with them between sets." Josh said.

* * *

**(Interview Footage)**

The host glances at the boy band as they glare at each other before Cody speaks up, "People blamed the birthday party, but that's rock and roll, man."

"The problem was the music…" Trent muttered.

"You mean the beatboxing." Harold glared.

"Ah, H-bomb, you know I love your styles, but this is about giving the fans what they want." The musician said.

"You mean the fans who keep begging me to making a solo album." The nerd growled.

"See?" Trent threw his hands up, "You just can't bring up the beatboxing around him."

"What do you think, Justin?" The geek asked.

"Huh?" Justin looked up from his phone, "Sorry, I'm just breaking up with someone." There was a sound of crying outside.

"Oh, do me a solid and send that to my girl too?" The musician whispered and Josh just facepalm.

"…I wish I was interviewing Naruto." The host whispered in his hand, "He's very respectful and always give us his time…"

* * *

"They later broke up because of Harold's ego." Josh said, "They both released the album on same day, which have no sales at all. And that was the end of the Drama Brothers."

"Like Naruto, Izzy turned out to be an awesome talented actress on the set of Total Drama Action." Blaineley smiled as the posters of Izzy appeared behind her, "Post-elimination, she signed a stack of movie deals. Her career skyrocketed until she lost it onset and scared the lunch out of her crew…And we were there to record the whole thing."

* * *

**(Izzy's Clip)**

"Or I'll kick your fucking ass!" The crazy girl yelled at the intern, "I want you off the fucking set!" She glanced at the camera, "…Sorry. No! Don't be sorry! Think for a second! No, no, no! I will not take five fucking minutes! I'm ready to go now! You call yourself a director of photography?! Why were you walking right through the stage? Why were you walking right through the fucking stage?!" The crying intern ran away, "Okay, hey, just kidding…Guys? I just really went ballistic for no reason."

* * *

"Oh, not a brilliant career move there, Izzy." The host winced, "That DP was in trauma counseling for months."

"Post Total Drama, Tyler and Leshawna hit the celebrity reality TV circuit." The hostess gestured at the picture of said teenagers, "You've seen them on shows, like 'Celebrity Stunt Driving', 'Doctor for a Day', 'So you think you can eat that?' and 'Extreme Chess Pillar Edition'. We caught up with these relebritites on the set of 'Sharp Things Flying at Your Head'."

* * *

**(Tyler and Leshawna's Clip)**

They were running on the treadmills and duck under the tossed objects. "My awesome athletic abilities went to waste on Total Drama, but on these other shows, I can really use my natural physical talent…" Tyler ducked again.

"Talent, schmalent!" Leshawna panted, "I'm doing this for the cash money!" The jock tripped and the sassy girl cheers.

* * *

"Okay, worst career moves…" Josh pointed at his co-hostess, "Go!"

"I'm gonna say Leshawna's largest loser weight loss show appearance." Blaineley said, "Girl, why would you wanna trim that perfect booty?"

"My vote goes to Tyler for putting on that fake baby bump." The host laughed, "Dude, that was a desperate fame grab!"

"Some people will do anything for fame, but it seems like others will do anything to avoid it." The hostess pointed out and they play the footage of Eva breaking the cameras.

"But if there's one rule we've discovered at Celebrity Manhunt, it's the biggest the freak-out, the greater the fame." Josh chuckled, "Soon a bunch of competing websites sprang up with the wildest, most insane Eva freak-out photos…We tracked one webmaster for this live interview. She asked that her identity not be revealed to protect her from angry Eva."

"So, you know everything about everybody from the cast?" Blaineley tilted her head.

* * *

**(Interview Room)**

The girl sat in the dimmed room, "Duh, I'm the one who leaked the story about Noah's false teeth." The co-hosts glance at each other with a frowns, looks like they got another crazy liar fan person again.

"Would you call yourself a gossip-crazed Eva fan?" Josh's voice asked.

"It's not just Eva." The girl said, "I have websites for everyone from Total Drama."

"…Wow…" Blaineley's voice muttered sarcastically, "I'm in the presence of gossip royalty."

"That's why it's important to keep my identity a total secret." The girl said before the room lit up.

"There you are, silly bean!" Izzy walked in as the girl groaned, "Sierra, Lindsay told me she has four ingrown toenails."

* * *

"Hold on…" Blaineley narrowed her eyes at Sierra, "All along, Izzy, you've been feeding Sierra the dirt on your Total Drama castmates?"

"Of course not." The crazy girl's voice giggled, "You're crazy…Yes! I needed to pay off the RCMP creeps who are on my tail. Those guys aren't cheap."

"Oh, your friends are not going to be happy about that on the red carpet." The hostess sighed, "…Speaking of which, Izzy, shouldn't you be on your way to the Gemmy Awards?"

"I am!" There was sound of footsteps as the crazy girl giggled, "See ya!"

"…By the way, Sierra, you're fired." Blaineley muttered and her co-host notices something on the Gemmy's camera.

"The limos are coming!" Josh gasped, "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Limos!"

* * *

**(Red Carpet)**

The limos rear-ended each others and Sierra was there with mic as she listens to the Celebrity Manhunt's hosts. "Thank, Josh." The fangirl grinned, "Sierra here."

"…Didn't we just fired you?" The host asked but she ignored them.

"OMG, it's beatboxer Harold, aka H-bomb." Sierra squealed as the nerd step out, only to get hit by his own CD from his haters.

"I told you that you suck!" The muscular man shouted from the crowd.

"Why do you keep following me around!" Harold shouted.

"Because someone has to tell you the truth, sucker!" The muscular man shouted back, "You suck big time, that's why they call you H-bomb!"

"Hater gonna hate!" The nerd groaned and the BFF girls jumped out of their limo with a deafened squeal.

"Ladies?" The fangirl run up to them.

"Um…Hello?" Katie blinked as soon as the fangirl growl at her.

"Oh, is it Celebrity Manhunt?" Sadie gasped at the logo on the camera, "Hi, Josh, Blaineley!"

"Why don't you tell our ten million viewers about your green outfits?" Sierra muttered.

"…Ten…Million…viewers?" The BFF froze up in front of the camera.

"Just answer the questions!" The fangirl snarled, resisting to calling them names.

"Um…" Katie quickly pulls her BFF away from the crazed girl, "No comment." She has a funny feeling about this girl but she doesn't know why.

"I told you we'd be late, DJ." Momma said as she walks out of the bus with her son, "Why can't you go with Naruto when he has to leave early?"

"I'm pretty sure we have a lot of time and I don't want to bother him because he's really nervous about hosting the awards show." DJ said.

"DJ, how does it feel to have it all, then lose it?" Sierra quickly invaded their private space.

"No biggie…" The Jamaican giant shrugged, "If you excuse us, I better get Momma her seat…"

"Just level with me." The fangirl cut him off, "Who can't you stand from Total Drama? Like who do you just hate?"

"Um…"

"Back off!" Momma swatted the fangirl with her purse, "What's wrong with you, girl?! You think I raised my boy to talk smack behind people's back?" She yanked her son away from the groaning fangirl. Duncan and Courtney appear together with grumbling expressions as they walk together and ignored the pestering fangirl, they were not in any mood to talk about anything.

"…Oh, I think I see Lindsay!" Sierra gasped at the sight of Lindsay with her boyfriend, Owen, "Hey, you're not even dressed up…"

"We know, it's not really formal award show…" The bombshell replied.

"Plus you're not dressed up too." Owen pointed out before the rest of Total Drama cast show up together at same time.

"Hey, where's Whiskers?" Duncan glanced around, "He didn't answer my text for a while."

"He's inside." Jo said, "He's the host of Gemmy Awards, remember? He was all over the news."

"Oh, I really didn't watch news lately because of the custody battle." The punk admitted.

"I'm calling dibs on the front row seat!" Heather shouted over the group, "That way, idiot can see me!"

"Oh no, you don't!" Bridgette glared at her before they ran up to the front doors.

"Did someone say ribs?" The oaf gasped.

"No, the front seats belong to me!" Max ran with the group.

"Front row is where I go!" Tyler cheered before he tripped and clashed into his group right in front of the doors.

"Lactose-free, nonfat, half caf, cocoa sprinkles." Everyone turned their heads to see Noah as he ignored the fangirl's questions, "And a gluten-free muffin, yeah."

"The Gemmys are about to start and I'm going to follow them inside." Sierra said.

"You can't do that, you need an invitation or backstage passes…" Josh attempted to explain from his studio but it fall on deaf ears. The group was about to enter the building but Chef blocked them.

"Famous people only!" The cooker ignored the protesting teenagers, "And as of about five seconds ago, that excludes you!"

"Who died and made you doorman?" Gwen deadpanned.

"This old man." Chef pointed at the body as two men placed him inside the body bag, "He was hundred years old and just has heart attack a few minutes ago…Satisfied now?"

"…How should I know that?" The goth girl asked, she didn't see the old man at all!

"Noah, where's my coffee and muffin?" Chris walked outside and the bookworm handed them over to his boss.

"You're Chris' assistant?" Gwen raised her eyebrows.

"Actually, I work for Naruto." The bookworm shrugged, "Chris just pays me extra to do some of his errands. It's a good way to work way up in show biz."

"Bros!" The Total Drama host grinned at the new odd group, contained of intern, Bigfoot, psycho killer, bear and Eskimo as they walk inside, "Come on in, my peeps."

"How are they famous?!" Rodney asked.

"They're the stars of my new reality show, Total Drama Dirtbags!" Chris grinned at them, earning a lot of confusing stares and the bookworm has to explain it to them.

"Excuse me." They blinked at the Latino teenager walking through the group.

"Alejandro, buddy." The host grinned, "How's my next big star? You need to talk to Naruto, he's getting all nervous."

"Again?" Alejandro shakes his head and walk inside.

Chris took a sip before he spit it out all over Noah, "Oh, this latte's cold! You're fired!" He quickly entered the building with his co-worker and slammed the door, they can hear the door locking.

"Wait until idiot hears about that!" The queen bee banged on the door, "Let us in! Let us in!"

"We have to find a way inside." Sierra spoke up and everyone blinked at her.

"Leave that to me." Izzy giggled before she climbs up the building.

"Be careful." Dawn said from the ground.

"Oh man, only if Naruto have his phone on, he will just let us in right away." Geoff sighed and everyone agreed with him. It took a while until the crazy girl walk out but she forgets to hold the door as it closed on them again, earning a lot of groan.

"Oh, it's Naruto." Rodney pointed at the screen outside.

* * *

**(Gemmy Award)**

Naruto cleared his throat in his orange tuxedo, "Hello, everyone, I am honored to be your host for the night, dattebayo." He bowed to the clapping audience, "I have to be honest with you all, I'm really nervous since it's my first time hosting…But one thing I know is that I'm doing better than my tou-san, Chris." The audience laughed and the camera zoomed on the smirking Total Drama host.

* * *

**(Red Carpet)**

No one knows how long it has been as they sit on the ground, watching the awards with hope that they will win the Reality show award. "He's doing well, even with a few mistakes." Duncan muttered at the redhead on the television.

"It's in his blood." Justin joked.

* * *

**(Gemmy Award)**

"Next up, best reality ensemble, dattebayo." The redhead announced as everyone perked up, "That's really the one thing that I'm looking toward because it's no secret that my life really changed a lot since I first join the Total Drama Island, even with people close to me." They watched the four nominated reality show as Alejandro hold up the envelope, "And the winner is…"

"…"

"…"

"…" Naruto glanced at the Latino teenager attempting to open his envelope, "…Need help with it?"

"Hold on…Got it." Alejandro chuckled, "The winner is Golden Oldies in Their Undies!"

"Ohh, that's great!" The redhead clapped with a grin.

* * *

**(Red Carpet)**

"…I didn't recalling see that show." Rodney scratched his head and B was about to say something but…

"Who cares about that stupid award?!" Courtney smashed the television, "I'm going to law school! I have a future!"

"…I miss that girl." Duncan sighed dreamily and they just overhear the award of reality show host went to Chris, much to their anger when he never mentioned anything about them. They start to plot something about taking down the Total Drama Dirtbags.

"…Guys, what are you doing outside, dattebayo?" Everyone turned around to see the confusing redhead with his phone out, "I didn't see you inside…"

"Chris just locked us out." Noah sighed.

"…He is so gonna get the corncob prank." Naruto facepalmed before he glances at the ranting fangirl, "…Who's that by the way?"

"Don't know, we were making a plan to take over Total Drama Dirtbags and she start to say something about our fans, don't give up, being famous again, and she is creeping us out." Owen shrugged.

"Like a stalker." Max said and no one, beside Heather and Duncan, noticed Naruto's flinch.

"Well…" The redhead rubbed his head, "Since you're going taking them over, count me in, dattebayo."

"You sure?" Bridgette asked, "What if your father gets mad?"

"That's the plan." Naruto smirked, "He won't have just locked you out here, dattebayo."

"But how can we get to their studio?" Harold asked, "It's so far!"

"I think I know a way but it's not going to be easy." Izzy giggled, "We need a lot of lumbers, medium-sized boat motor, and three gallons of diesel fuel." She kept rambling for a while.

"…Can we just tell them?" Naruto asked his Jamaican friend inside the bus.

"Yeah." DJ honked with a chuckle as everyone turned to them, "So are you gonna get on the bus or not?"

"Wipe your feet first!" Momma hollered from inside before everyone got on and the bus speed off.

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**(Bus)**

"How come you don't cut your hair yet?" The redhead looked up to see Trent, "It's getting longer now."

"Oh, I don't have any time because I just finished with Sleeping Dog and got pretty busy with host, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he glanced at his long red hair. The musician had patched things up with Gwen and Naruto a few months after the end of Action. The redhead peeked out of the window to see the Celebrity Manhunt's helicopter that has been following them for hours.

"I was deeply moved by your role as Johnny." Max smirked at the new actor, "He have taught me a lot of things about being evil ruler."

"Thank, I guess." The redhead chuckled nervously, "I'm not really good at acting."

"If you suck at acting then why are all of your movies sell out almost everyday?" Duncan smirked, "Thank to you, Jager really have a lot of movies…Man, I can't wait for The Reaping: Jager's Origin."

"Is this the one where they want to have Naruto to come back as Jager when it was a human?" Gwen asked.

"Um…Hai." Naruto tapped his chin, "But we are still working it out so I don't know how it will turn out."

"I really like Justice movies." Dawn said as everyone jumped at her sudden appearance, "Less violence than some of movies and a lot of giant monster battles."

"The Connection of Our Hearts is my favorite one." Izzy sighed dreamily as she lean on Naruto's back, "I watch it over and over until the DVD worn out."

"T-T-Thank." The redhead chuckled nervously, he never noticed the fuming surfer girl growl at the crazy girl.

"I'm going check on Princess." The punk walked toward the CIT, who has been driving the bus.

"Five bucks say they get back together." Jo crossed her arms.

"That's a sucker bet." Cody chuckled.

"Hey, there's the dirtbag bus up ahead." Rodney pointed out and everyone peeks out to see the said bus in front of them.

"We've gotta find a way to slow them down." The geek glanced around.

"Get closer!" Harold shouted right behind the driver seat.

"And then what?" Courtney snarled.

"I learned some tactics at pirate camp." The nerd said.

"…How many camps has this guy been at?" Heather whispered to Dawn with a raised eyebrow.

* * *

They were fighting the Dirtbag bus with cameral candies that they just launched out of Momma's bra, much to DJ's chagrin. "I hope Alejandro don't take it wrong way, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"Huh, you know this guy?" Ezekiel asked.

"Well, yeah, we…" The redhead glanced up to see Ducan and Courtney making out on the driver seat before he widened his eyes, "COURTNEY, DUNCAN, THE ROAD, DATTEBAYO!" Everyone screamed as the bus went over the cliff but lucky for them, Momma's bra caught on a branch and the bus landed on the ground with unharmed but shakily group.

"I'm alive, awesome!" The oaf cheered before he get off the flattened bookworm, "Oh, little buddy, are you okay?"

"…I swear I just saw my great grandma…" Noah groaned out.

* * *

After recovering from the near-death experience, Geoff step out of the bus. "I'm going to look for help so we can party soon." The party boy said with his arm around Eva's waist, she refuse to let him go by himself.

"I'll come with you." Justin walked out with Momma, she decided to go with them since they need adult in first place.

"Me too!" Beth followed them.

"Same here." Trent joined them.

"Ooh me!" Sadie ran up to them with a giggle.

"I'm going to keep my eyes on her because you know how she gets." Katie pecked Cody's cheek before she join the group, never noticed the growling of the fangirl.

"Be careful, Kat." The geek called out.

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Everyone was sleeping inside the bus and it was dawn time before a jolt wakes everyone up. "What the…" Jo peeked out of the widow to see Chris' helicopter with giant claw, "It's Chris!"

"They don't call me best reality show host for nothing." Chris chuckled and they flew off together.

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**(Film Lot: Tent)**

"Pancakes!" Owen gobbled the foods down and most of the girls stared at Alejandro dreamily.

"I have an announcement." Chris grinned at the group, "Now we all know that nobody does drama like you guys."

"Duh!" Heather rolled her eyes, "But what happened to Total Drama Dirtbags?"

"It was a trick." Alejandro replied, "There never was any Total Drama Dirtbags."

"Nani?" Naruto blinked, "…You mean I don't have to go through all these host lessons with Chris, dattebayo?"

"Yeah." The Latino teenager nodded, "We have to keep you in dark too."

"…You suck, dattebayo." The redhead pouted.

"You two know each other?" Lindsay asked.

"Yeah, we both worked together a few times in circus." Alejandro chuckled, "Naruto is my teacher…"

"Have you tamed most of the animals yet?" Naruto smirked.

"…No, I still have problem with predators…" The Latino teenagers shivered, "…I still can't figure out why the wild animals never attack you…"

"Hey, hey, I have an announcement, remember?" The host stomped with a glare, "Anyway…Alejandro here will join us in the next season along with six new contestants…"

"Wait, what?" Noah widened his eyes.

"A no-holds-barred race around the world in a jet!" Chris grinned.

"After all the crap you put us through?" Gwen growled, "As if."

"Too bad, you're going because it's in the contacts…" The host pulled out the old contact, "It says here that you are requested to join the season whatever the host and/or producers wish so."

"…I fucking hate you." The goth girl grumbled.

"Am I going to be in it too?" Sierra gasped.

"Um…" The host glanced over her before he give a shrug, "Sure, why not, more contestants, bigger drama."

"I bet Eva will be pissed off when she found out, dattebayo." The redhead sighed, what he don't know is that he was right when the bodybuilder went berserk in the Celebrity Manhunt studio.

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**(Confessional)**

"Looks like I'm back for another season and I'm gonna keeping a much closer eye on Duncan." Courtney huffed.

_***Static***_

"That time, I'm not gonna out early like last time." Jo crossed her arms with a low growl.

_***Static***_

"OMG, this is my first confessional ever!" Sierra giggled insanity, "I can't wait to get closer to my Cody and not this slutty bitch."

_***Static***_

"Watch out, Total Drama Nerds!" Alejandro pointed at the camera, "The new guy is going all the way to the top!" He rubbed his hands together, "And I already have an alliance with my sensei."

_***Static***_

"Alejandro and I are kinda like a good friend and at same time, a rival." Naruto chuckled, "We always completing for the top spot during the circus gig, dattebayo…Still don't understand why he kept calling me sensei or teacher."

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**(Film Lot)**

"Tomorrow, 29 contestants, a trip around the world and a million dollars." Chris grinned with Chef, "What more could you possibly want?"

"What about music?" Chef asked.

"Oh yeah!" The host nodded as Naruto show up behind them with confusing expression, "Everybody's doing the musical thing now…Sure, and the music! See you next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**MUSICAL!"**

"It really sucks, dattebayo." The redhead spoke up, caused the adults to jump in air.

"What do you mean?" Chris blinked, "What sucks?"

"The name and the musical ideas." Naruto said, "Since we're going on a world trip, we can call it Total Drama World Tour or something like that…And no one really wants to listen to a bunch of teenagers singing…Or reading the singing captions in deaf viewers' case, dattebayo."

"Hmm…Tell you what if the rating drop during the first several episodes, we'll drop the musical gig and just doing the usual stuff." The host tapped his chin.

"Deal." The redhead walked away with a headshake.

"The name's not bad." The cooker muttered and his boss nods.

"Right…It really sounds better than the other one." Chris takes another deep breath, "Join us next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**WORLD TOUR!"**

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**(Bathroom)**

The redhead washed his face in the sink and takes a look at the mirror. He noticed a blond-haired Japanese smirking girl in gothic dress and his eyes widened as he spun around with cold sweat. "Misa!" Naruto shouted but there was no one in the bathroom and he leans on his knees with heavy pant, he doesn't know why she kept popped up in his head for several weeks. "…Shit…And I thought I moved on." The redhead sighed wearily, "I hope this season will take Misa Amane off my mind, dattebayo." For some reasons, he have a weird feeling that the season will really change his life but for better or worse? He doesn't know…

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_Contestants: Alejandro, B, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ezekiel, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Naruto, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sierra, Tyler, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

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**And this ends our fifteenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**The next chapter will start the World Tour arc with six new contestants. That means more original challenges, more countries!**

**Did everyone like how this chapter turns out? I guess it has been about one year because they kept saying a year many time in this episode. We had seen everything about the casts and what they have been up to in a year timeskip. Love it or hate it?**

**After many chapters, I finally reveal the name of Naruto's stalker. I wonder what would happen to him during this season.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	16. World Tour: Dramatic Travelers

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**To remind everyone, there will be no musicals after the Egypt challenge.**

**Everyone: Yes, it's Misa Amane from Death Note and she was Naruto's stalker.**

**Coldblue: 1) Maybe in several countries. Who know? 3) Naruto already has his own place right next to Heather's house, I may forget to mention it or was it already in?**

**Alex: No, she didn't have sister.**

**I hope I don't miss any questions.**

**I forget to add a little info in last chapter about the cast's age, beside the six new contestants.**

**Age 18: Naruto, Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Courtney, Geoff, Justin, DJ, Trent, Izzy**

**Age 17: Cody, Alejandro, B, Bridgette, Katie, Sadie, Leshawna, Owen, Lindsay, Tyler, Eva, Sierra, Jo, Dawn**

**The rest are sixteen. There's a reason why I post their age…You have been warned by the story's summary because something will happen in this chapter.**

**Anyway, it's time for the sixteenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 16: World Tour: Dramatic Travelers**

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**(Airport)**

"Season three of Total Drama, folks." Chris grinned, "The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea!" He glanced at the two buses as they pull up right next to him, "But sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring traveling teen freak show. They'll be competing all around the globe for one million dollars. Let's meet our travelers…" The teenagers stepped out as the host introduced them, "Courtney, Duncan, Naruto, Heather, Dawn, B, Gwen, Leshawna, Rodney, Max, Jo…"

"Are there reserved seats?" Gwen asked with a glare, "I.E., can I have one not behind Heather's pony-hair ponytail?"

"Um…" Heather crossed her arms with a scowl, "My extensions are human hair!"

"You learn something new every day." Duncan joked.

"Here we go again, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and B nods his head with a smile.

The host cleared his throat, "Lindsay, Owen, DJ, Harold…" A bloodcurdling scream cut him off, "Guys?"

"No, no, no!" Owen screamed as DJ carried him off the bus, "Sweet strawberry preserves! No!"

"He's still afraid of flying, remember?" DJ told the host before he drags the oaf to Lindsay so she can calm her boyfriend down.

"Aerophobia, from the Latin, as opposed to Aeronausiphobia, the fear of air sickness." Harold said to show off his knowledge, never notices some eyerolls from the group.

"Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you." Noah muttered.

"And here's Noah!" Chris shakes his head, "Cody…"

"Yo, yo, yo!" Ezekiel interrupted the host, "This year's winner is in the house…uh…Bus…I mean, runway! Where's the plane, eh?"

"I know! Right?" Izzy jumped over the farmer boy with a giggle, "Red, let's fly! Whoo!"

"W-W-Wait!" The redhead screamed out before the crazy girl glomp him to the ground.

"Yep, Izzy's back…And Ezekiel" The host sighed as the jock tripped down from the bus, "Tyler, Bridgette…" The surfer girl also tripped and Naruto was going to help her up but Alejandro helps her up since he was closer.

"You alright?" The Latino teenager asked with a smile.

"Y-Y-Yeah…" Bridgette stared at him for a few moments before shake her head clear, she have a boyfriend. "Thank for help, Alejandro."

"No problem." Alejandro gets the jock up on his feet, "Anything to help my amigos.

"You already meet two of several new contestants in our special episode, Alejandro and Sierra…" Chris paused, knowing that he will be interrupt soon and he was right as they winced at the loudest squeal.

"Oh, my gosh!" Sierra shrieked, "I love you, guys! And this is the greatest day of my life and…" She gasped, "Anybody got a paper bag I can breath into?!" She quickly ran up to the geek, "Oh, my gosh! CODY! I dreamt of this moment! Only you weren't wearing a shirt…"

"Um…" Cody walked backward away from the fangirl with disturbed expression, "I'm gonna to talk to…Um…Owen!" The fangirl was about to say something but a sound of squeaking tires caught everyone's attention and they notices that there was another bus coming up to them.

The host clapped his hands with a wide grin, "Now it's time to meet the rest of the new players…First up, she dreamt of a day that she will meet her prince charming and she can charm anyone, even animals, with her lovely singing voice. A fairytale princess that can give any Disney princesses a run for their money…Please welcome Ella!" They suddenly hear a singing and a girl in princess dress skip out of the bus with a smile.

_I can't wait to have a fun_

_With you all, guys_

_My heart is beating excitingly_

_I can't wait to make friends…_

"Save the singing for later." Chris shushed the princess girl, "Go over there."

"Ok!" Ella walked toward the group, "It's lovely to meet you all, everyone."

"Same here!" Izzy pulled her in bear hug with a widened grin, "What kind of princess are you? Are you the one from Snow White? No, Cinderella…Oh, oh, I know! You're…"

"Um…Izzy." Naruto patted her back, "I think you should let her go, dattebayo."

"Whoops, sorry!" The crazy girl released the princess with a giggle.

"Thank you, kind sir." Ella panted, that girl really hugs so hard.

"No problem." The redhead chuckled.

"Up next, it's his first time to be in real world after spending most of his time in bubble with nothing but a lot of books." The host cleared his throat, "He will experience everything for the first time…I give you the bubble-boy, Cameron!"

"Oh wow…" Cameron step out of the bus with widened eyes as he glanced around, "This is so cool that I'm going on the airplane for the first time!" He walk toward the group, "Hi, guys, I'm Cameron and I'm looking forward to have a lot of fun with you all."

"I can't wait to have a bunch of fun with you too, Cam!" Owen grabbed the bubble-boy in a bear hug.

"Y-Y-You're crushing my spine…" Cameron winced.

"Third player, he has been training himself to surviving anything…" Chris grinned, "Even the zombie apocalypse! He's so crazy for the zombies and will do anything to enable his survival…Shawn!"

"…"

"…"

"…Shawn?" The host peeked inside the bus, "You can come out…No, there's no zombie outbreak…No, no one is bit so just get out now!" Shawn slowly walks out with his guard up and he glances around with narrowed eyes.

"…No zombie?" The zombie nut suddenly checked everyone, "Good, no one is bit…"

"Great, another nut." Gwen deadpanned.

"Do we really need more nuts?" Heather groaned.

"I think he's very interesting, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

"With a big dream to be Olympian, she will do anything to win the game with a good sportsmanship." Chris announced, "A Cree descent, introducing you…Sky!"

"The sky?" Ezekiel looked up.

"…No, you moron, it's a name." The host facepalmed and the Cree girl step down from the bus.

"Hello." Sky waved at the group, "I gotta say that I can't wait to work with some of you if we end up in same team."

"Likewise." Dawn nodded, "You have a good aura."

"Thank." The aspiring Olympian smiled.

"Two more players to go." Chris holds two fingers up with a grin, "He's a jock who only cares about winning every game from basketball to football, always like to talk in third-person…Lightning!"

"Sha-bam!" The sport jock stepped out with flexing biceps, "Lightning gonna bring it on!"

"Ugh…" Max groaned to himself, "I hate jocks…"

"It's nice to meet you." Cody said as soon as Lightning joins them.

"You too, little miss." Lightning smiled, unawake of the odd stares from the travelers.

"Now the final player to join us…" The host chuckled, "Army brat that come from the army family, he has never-leave-a-man-behind attitude and will follow any orders…The cadet, Brick!"

"Present, sir!" The host jumped at Brick's shout as he stand right behind him with a salute, "Cadet Brick, sir!"

"…Um…At ease?" Chris muttered, "You may join that group…"

"Yes, sir, sir!" The cadet marched to the group with a grin, "I'm looking forward to service with you." He glanced at the redhead, "Naruto…"

"Hai?" Naruto blinked.

"…" Brick slowly hold out a piece of paper timidly, "May I have your autograph? I'm a huge fan of The Forgotten Army."

"Sure." The redhead signed it with a light chuckle and someone was about to say something but they hear the loudest squeaking of the tires and turn around to see a giant damaged airplane as it roll up to them.

"What the fuck…" Duncan dropped his jaw.

"Excuse me, but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane." Courtney raised her hand.

"Relax!" Chris waved it off, "It's perfectly safe…" A piece of airplane fall down, "Now boarding!"

"NO!" Owen screamed, "I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom…" The host knocked him unconscious with a frying pan.

"…Anyone else got a problem with it?" The host tapped his hand with frying pan.

"No…" Everyone said in unison.

"Good!" Chris grinned, "Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones!" He pointed at the camera, "We're saving you a first-class seat for all the action, right here on Total Drama World Tour!"

"Seriously?" The punk sighed.

* * *

**Theme Song**

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Cafeteria)**

The host led the group into a cafeteria before Gwen groan at the new info that they got from their host, "Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that?"

"Well, I don't have a problem with it." Courtney shrugged.

"Oooh, I can't wait to singing again." Ella gushed.

"Yeah, 'cause you like singing." Leshawna scoffed.

"Well, I don't." Duncan frowned, "Girls sing!"

"That's right!" Lightning crossed his arms.

"Think I'll get to beat-box?" Harold grinned.

"Please don't!" Almost everyone muttered at same time.

"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather glared at the smirking host.

"Singing reality shows are huge…" Chris chuckled.

"What about B?" Tyler pointed at the said boy.

"…He's excused." The host muttered, he just forgets about that.

"You're so lucky." Duncan whispered to the smirking silent boy.

"Anyway…" Chris cleared his throat, "The worse the singing, the higher the ratings, which is why on this show, there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsals or warning." His sentence caused most of travelers to grumbling before the host gesturing at the cafeteria, "Anyway, this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy in-flight meals…"

"Not for long, eh!" Ezekiel cut him off with a smirk, "Prepare to lose to the Zeke!"

"Okay, so not trying to be mean here, but you do know you got voted out first last time, right?" The goth girl sighed.

"Word!" The farmer boy grinned, "And I spent every minute since, making sure that don't happen again." He winked, "I'm stronger, faster, smarter…"

"Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-uppier." The host glared, "Now zip it and let me finish the tour so we can get this bird in flight!"

"Is there a ladies' room?" Leshawna asked.

"Just through there." Chris pointed at the nearby restroom and the sassy girl walk toward it.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Leshawna locked the door and was about to unzip her pant until she notice something. "There's a camera in the potty!" The sister growled, "Again?! Ugh! Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?!"

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy-class accommodations between destinations." The host gestured at the poor-conditioned economy-class.

"Okay…" Lindsay rubbed her arm, "Well, where are our beds?"

"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris and everyone glanced at the sleeping oaf, holding up by straps against the wall.

"Plane!" Owen screamed in his sleep, "No!"

"That does not look comfortable." Heather muttered with a hand on her hip.

"No comfort for losers." The host replied, "Safety harnesses and an emergency exit, but no comfort here, here, or here."

"OMG, Chris!" Sierra held her sides with laughter as Chris raised his eyebrow at her, "I am just LOL!"

"We should hit the winners' compartment, eh." Ezekiel smirked arrogantly, "'Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here! Ha! Never!"

"Is never your policy on mouthwash too, homeschool?" Noah held his nose with grimace.

Lightning glance at the farmer boy with a smirk, "Sorry, but you're gonna to sit back here because I'm gonna to win each challenges." The farmer boy glared at him.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"This is the first-class cabin, the domain of each challenge's winners." Chris gestured at the first-class cabin and the travelers glance around the lavish room in awe.

"Now, this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro smiled, earning a lot of giggles from most of the girls.

"They get ladies in first class too?" Lindsay glanced confusedly, "Oh! Me! You meant me."

"That guy is as smooth as Momma's gravy." DJ whispered.

"Affirm." Brick nodded and Heather narrows her eyes at the Latino teenager.

* * *

**(Cockpit Confessional)**

"I can see right though that guy." The queen bee glanced around the cockpit, "You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet."

"Maybe for you." Chef growled from his pilot seat, "I'm trying to prep for a flight here."

"Hello!" Heather rolled her eyes, "Venting. Shh! Anyway, Alejandro is so transparent, so fake, so…"

"Deliciously seductive." The cooker cut her off.

"…Um…"

"Pretty good-looking guy, to boot." Chef said, "I'm just saying."

"…Are you…" The queen bee raised her eyebrow.

"Naw, I'm not." The cooker grunted, "I always tell the truth when it comes to looks…Well, to you, brat is only the best good-looking guy, ha."

"S-S-Shut up!" Heather crossed her arms with a blush, ignoring the chortle from the pilot.

* * *

**(Lavish Compartment)**

"Whoa!" Cody glanced around a very lavish compartment, "Where are we now?"

"Is that a hot tub?" Cameron walked up to the hot tub, "That's my first time seeing it in person."

"Oh! Oh!" Ella gasped, "A piano!"

"Ain't anyone going to ask about this oven?" Jo raised her eyebrow at the wood-burning pizza oven, "Is that safe?"

"I don't know about you, man, but that is so my style." Lightning smirked at the jockette.

"Man?" The jockette glared, "I'm a…"

"How do I win this?" Harold cut her off with a shout, "My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub."

"Ugh!" Leshawna groaned to herself, can't this guy take a hint.

"Easy, tiger." Chris chuckled, "These are my quarters…And they're off-limits! Clear?"

"Clear." Everyone grumbled.

"Oh, Chris!" The fangirl gushed, "I heart your limits!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm so sick of this guy." Leshawna huffed, "I can't wait until I'm ready to announce that I'm in a relationship…" She smiled, "Oh, he is sweet and kind…I really can go on for hours."

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

"And that's pretty much it." Chris grinned, "I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations lately, when I 'accidentally' lock you in them…" There was a sudden bump and the surfer girl stumble out of her seat into Alejandro's arms.

"Senorita, are you okay?" Alejandro asked with a smile.

"Is the earth moving…" Bridgette said dreamily before she shakes it off, 'What are you doing, girl! Snap out of it!' Naruto glance at his girlfriend worriedly as she sit down next to him, she has been acting weird lately.

"Nope!" Izzy giggled, "We are! Whoo!"

"One more thing." The host smirked, "I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony. Takes place right in there, my friends."

* * *

**(Galley)**

"If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline-issue peanuts…" Chris was about to explain more until the farmer boy cut him off again.

"I got a peanut allergy, yo." Ezekiel raised his hand up, "Or more like a sensitivity."

The host glared, "…You will be forced to take a drop of shame…"

"Okay, I just don't like…" The farmer boy speaks up again but the host cut him off this time.

"Kind of like this!" Chris grabbed Ezekiel's shirt and toss him out of the hatch.

"Hey!" The farmer boy gets up on his feet, "Good one, eh!" He chase the moving airplane, "Now slow down and let my bling back in!"

"All eliminations are final, bro!" The smirking host waved at the farmer boy before he close the hatch as he glance at the shocked travelers, "What? He keeps interrupting me!"

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

The travelers were chatting with each other and getting knows the new travelers. "Bri-chan, are you okay, dattebayo?" Naruto whispered.

"Yeah." Bridgette said absurdly.

"Are you sure?" The redhead asked, "It's just that you're acting distant with me lately…"

"O-O-Oh, I'm fine." The surfer girl said after she shakes her head clear, "I…Um…I just have something on my mind, that's all." She pecked his cheek, "Don't worry about it."

"If you say so, dattebayo." Naruto smiled at her.

"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson." Sierra stared at Cody creepy, "I also happen to know that your birthday is April one. You're my very own April Fool."

"Um…" The geek leaned away from her, "I have a girlfriend…" The fangirl was about to say something but a ding caught their attention and a spotlight lit up on their host with bowie hat and cane.

"Whatever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical-number time!" Chris grinned, "So let's hear it!"

"But what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.

"You have to make it up as you go." The smirking host chuckled, "Wouldn't be challenging otherwise, now, would it?" The CIT stand up with a smile and starting to sing, followed by some of the travelers.

_Up! Up! Up! Up!_

_Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!_

_We're flying and singing_

_Come fly with us_

_We've got a lot of crazy tunes to bust_

_Come fly with us_

"It's a pleasure and an honor and a must." Alejandro said and some girls giggled shyly.

"Dudes, this is messed." Duncan grunted from his seat, "You're singing in a plane."

"What did you expect?" Harold swinging his nunchucks around, "Chris is freaking insane…" He accidently hit himself in face.

"Why does he have a nunchuck?" Sky asked.

"He's just this weird, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

"Guys, you are singing on TV." Gwen rolled her eyes before Courtney jump in front of her and starts to tiptoe around with Ella.

_Haven't you always wanted to?_

_It can't be just be Me-e-e-e-e-e_

_Come fly with us_

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

"Do you know how to steer this thing?" Heather asked after few bumps.

"I try." Chef shrugged, "…And how the fuck did you get in here? I just locked the door!"

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

Ezekiel was singing inside a baggage.

_They thought they could leave me and depart_

_But this stowaway's got winning in his heart_

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

Noah stared at the airplane's engine with nervous expression.

_Come fly with us_

_Come die with us_

"We're flying?!" Owen screamed, "I hate flying! Stop the plane!" Chris beaned him with the frying pan again.

_Come fly with us_

_Come sing with us_

"No!" Gwen, Lightning, Max, and Duncan shouted in unison.

"At least we can choose not to sing, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Yeah, it's bad idea to singing because it will attach the zombies to us." Shawn muttered.

"Anyone care for a copy of season three rules?" The host chuckled.

"What rule?" Jo frowned.

"In order to escape instant elimination…" Chris smirked evilly before Bridgette snatch the contact from his hand.

"All contestants must sing in each show…" The surfer girl sings it out.

_Duncan, do it!_

_Let's go!_

_Gwen, sing it!_

_Lightning, sing it!_

_Boss, sing it!_

_Shawn, sing it!_

_Naruto, sing it!_

_Jo, sing it!_

_Don't go!_

"Well, I don't want to go home…" Gwen glanced at the redhead before she stands up with the rest, minus Duncan.

_Come fly with us_

_Come and fly with us_

"Duncan, come on!" The CIT begged, "Please!"

_This suuuuuuuuuuuucks!_

"Yeah!" Everyone cheered as the song ended.

"Enough singing, fruitcakes!" Chef's voice rang out of the PA, "Strap yourselves in! We are now beginning our descent into Egypt…Brat's right, it's bad idea to have musicals after all that. Chris is an id…Hey, why is the PA light still on?" The host glared at the PA, "Oh...Good!"

"…Fuck you, Chef…" Chris muttered under his breath.

* * *

**(Egypt)**

The travelers stare at the pyramid with different reactions and they turn around to see their host on a lounge chair, carried by the interns in Egyptian outfits. "Are you guys ready for a little fun?" Chris grinned in his pharaoh costume, "Huh! Wow! It's a scorcher out here, huh?"

"It's because we're in Eg…" Cameron attempted to say something but the host ignored him.

"I call today's challenge…" The host gestured at the pyramid, "Pyramid over under!"

"Say what?" Brick tilted his head confusedly.

"An 11-hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number." Leshawna grumbled, "Now we've got a challenge?!" B raises his index finger and opens his mouth but he was cut off.

"Don't you love this game?" Chris laughed as he gestured at the starting line, "Line up behind this line."

"It's like we're being cooked in giant oven." Harold wiped the sweats off his forehead.

"Maybe you should take this foil off your head?" Rodney said.

"No, aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains…" The nerd said before the zombie nut cover his head with a scream.

"Where's the zombies!" Shawn glanced around, "No zombie is going to take my brain!"

"Relax, Shawn." Naruto chuckled, "Harold was talking about alien, dattebayo."

"…He's crazy." The zombie nut muttered, "Aliens don't need our brains but the zombies do!"

Chris clashed his cymbals to catch their attention, "Man, that's satisfying. All right, Pyramid Over Under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line…Either over or under the pyramid. Got it?" The travelers nods, "Ready…Set…"

"Wait up, yo!" Everyone turned their heads to see Ezekiel as he ran up to them, "You guys! Wait up!" He pointed at the host, "I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time, eh!"

"Didn't we leave you in, like, Halifax or Whitehorse or whatever?" The host glared at the farmer boy with a raised eyebrow.

"It's called 'Landing Gear', homey!" The farmer boy replied, "I climbed it and hid with the cargo."

"I'm surprised you don't lose some brain cells…" Sky muttered.

"You're too late on this one." Gwen deadpanned.

"But you're still out." Chris sighed.

"No way!" Ezekiel gasped, "I'm in it to win it! Word!"

"…It's your funeral." The host shrugged before he holds up his cymbals, "Set…Go!" Everyone ran toward the pyramid.

* * *

**(Pyramid: Internal)**

Some of the travelers stop in front of four tunnels and they glance at each symbols of scarab, mummy, wedjat eye, and ankh. "Oh great…" Noah groaned, "Our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths."

"Hey, which way do you think we should go?" Heather asked.

"Oh, I do! I do!" Sierra squealed, "Uh…Uh…Uh…"

"How do we know which way is right?" Owen gulped.

"I know!" Izzy giggled but the sport jock cut her off.

"Lightning will lead the way to victory!" Lightning quickly ran into one of the tunnels.

"Well, I'm gonna with him." Leshawna walk into same tunnel with DJ, Cameron and Harold.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" The crazy girl pointed at the mummy path, "Let's take the scary mummy door!" She runs into the said path, followed by Owen, Noah, Brick and B.

"Bri-chan, let's take wedjat eye path, dattebayo." Naruto grinned before he looks behind him, "Huh? Where did she go?"

"I saw her going up the pyramid." Rodney answered.

"Oh, is that so?" The redhead scratched his head, never noticed that Heather, Dawn, Cody and Sierra taking the ankh path.

"Bah!" Max huffed, "Just let go and get out of here, it's creeping me out."

"I hope that I will see some Egyptian prince!" Ella giggled.

"Pfft!" Jo snorted, "Only you will see is just a bunch of mummified princes."

* * *

**(External)**

Alejandro was carrying Bridgette and Lindsay up the pyramid, followed by Shawn, Tyler and Sky as they hop up the blocks…Beside the jock who keeps tripping around on his way up. Duncan was right behind them and grumbling as he listens to the argument between Gwen and Courtney. 'All over my offering for a help…' The punk rolled his eyes.

* * *

**(Wedjat Eye Path)**

"That's kind of odd." The jockette muttered, "It's too quiet…"

"Yeah, I bet Chris will have some surprise traps, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, what they don't know is that the path they chose was the safest path out of all paths.

* * *

**(Ankh Path)**

Heather tackled the fangirl down as the spears flew past their heads and everyone glared at the fangirl for set the trap off by step on the trigger tile, doesn't she listen to Dawn's warning?!

* * *

**(Mummy Path)**

"IT'S NOT IZZY!" Noah screamed as the mummy-Ezekiel stumbled up to them after lost the mummy-Izzy a few moments ago, "IT'S A REAL MUMMY!" The boys screamed as Brick wet his pants and ran off together, ignoring the crying of the farmer boy.

* * *

**(Scarab Path)**

"That's a real dog!" DJ gasped at the sight of mummified animals, "Poor little guy."

"That's really fascinating!" Cameron adjusted his glasses, "I read in a book about mummy, they mummified them so they can be with their owner in the afterlife."

"DJ, Cameron!" Leshawna stomped her foot, "We do not have time for these!"

"Hey, there, little buddy." The Jamaican giant reached for the mummified dog, "Wish I had a biscuit to give you…" As soon as he pets the dog, it fall apart and they gasped. "What did I do?!"

"That is bad!" The bubble-boy gasped at the shaking room before the scarabs swarm in the path and they ran off together, chased by the scarabs.

* * *

**(External)**

"It's too steep for me to carry you down." Alejandro glanced down the pyramid and sigh as he sees that Sky and Shawn got a lead on them. Bridgette glance around before she notice a sign board right next to them and blinks at it, why would someone put up a sign on top of a pyramid?

"I'm a surfer." The surfer girl smiled as she snapped the sign board out, "We should go down like that."

"Not bad idea." Lindsay clapped.

* * *

**(Egypt)**

Chris whistles a tune at the finish line before Lightning run out of the pyramid and he cross the line with a smug smirk. "Sha-bam!" The sport jock cheered, "I'm first!" The host glance back again to see Leshawna, DJ, Harold, and Cameron ran past them before he grab the bubble-boy's collar.

"Good work, guys." Chris said as he pulls the small boy aside, "You go stand behind the number one."

"What about me?" Cameron asked.

"You're in number two…" The host grinned before Naruto's group ran out and crossed the line.

"That's it?" Naruto blinked, "No traps? No mummy attack? Nothing? Tou-san, are you okay?"

"Let me guess, you all take the Wedjat Eye path?" The host asked as the group nodded at him, "It's the safe path, you're so lucky…drat…"

"So what now?" Rodney asked.

"Naruto, Ella, Max, Rodney, go to number three." Chris cleared his throat, "Jo, number four."

"What?" Jo snarled, "I was with them and we all crossed it at same time!"

"…Hold up, let me guess." Leshawna narrowed her eyes at the smirking host after think it over, "You're just assigning us numbers whatever you feel like it?"

"…Maybe." The host shrugged his shoulders with a chuckle.

* * *

**(External)**

Shawn and Sky was getting closer to the goal until they hear something behind and they look behind. "Whoo-hoo!" They jumped out of the surfing group's way, "Killer rider, dude!"

"Where did they get this sign from?" The Cree girl asked before they hear painful grunts, following by Tyler as he falls down the pyramid.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"If I'm forming a team to survive the zombie outbreak, I won't let him join me." Shawn rubbed his head, "I mean, that guy is very clumsy and will be one of few first people to go."

* * *

**(Egypt)**

"Ladies, after you." Alejandro smiled at the girls as they walk past him and he step across the line.

"Bridgette and Lindsay, stand behind number one." Chris held the Latino teenager back, "Alejandro, number two."

"Is it going to be a team?" The Latino teenager asked and the host gives him a nod.

"You're gonna be with Cameron…" The host gestured at the said boy as the jock rolled across the line, "Tyler…" The four screaming boys ran out of the pyramid before the host grabs Brick by his arm, "Owen, B, and Noah…Brick, go to number three…" He glanced at the cadet's wet pant, "And gets a clean pant while you're at it."

"That's…" Alejandro resisted to cussing out, "wonderful."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Cabron!" Alejandro cussed in his native language, "Que demonios?" He punched the wall with scowl as he revealed his villain side, "Incompetentes cabron!"

* * *

"Sky, Shawn, number three." Chris chuckled as soon as the said travelers cross the line and the Latino villain grumbled at his sensei's luck mentally.

Sierra ran out with Cody on her shoulder as Dawn and Heather ran after them, "Oh, I'm so happy we found you!"

"Found me?" The geek squirmed as they all crossed the line, "You just grabbed me out of nowhere!"

"We did it!" The fangirl pull the geek into her chest, "Group hug…" Ella was about to join in but Sierra push her away, "Back off!" Some of the travelers frowned at her.

"Sierra, number two." The host cleared his throat, "Dawn, Heather, and Cody, go with Jo."

"About damn time!" Jo scowled at the laughing host, "I think you did it on purpose."

"Nah, it was because you come in last with Naruto's group so I put you in number four." Chris grinned but they know that he did it on purpose.

"Um…" Cody glance around, "Where's Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, and Izzy…Wait, is Ezekiel still in the game?"

"Up there, dattebayo." Naruto squirted his eyes at the top of the pyramid, "I think I see Gwen, Duncan, and Courtney."

"Oh, kids!" The host smirked at the ding sound as he speaks into his megaphone, "Recognize that sound? Time for whoever's not finished yet to give us a little musical reprise."

"Oh hell no!" Duncan hollered from the top, "You said one fucking song per fucking destination!"

"Yeah, and this is a reprise, not a new song." Chris chuckled, "So if you don't sing, you're out! Now let's hear it."

"You know what?!" The punk snarled as he dragged the girls down with him since they were all tied together, "No! No, no, no, no, no, hell no!" He stomped toward the host, "Three fucking hours of these two squawking on this damn pyramid in this stupid heat, and you want me to fucking sing?! Forget it!"

"Dude, you have a contact…" The host explained.

"Fuck the contact!" Duncan roared as he cut the rope with his knife, "If you need me, I'll be in the fucking plane waiting for a ride home, 'cause I'm out…Done! I QUIT!" The travelers gasped at the retreating punk.

"Well…" Chris shrugged, "Gwen and Courtney, get behind the number four…"

"Oh no!" The oaf screamed as soon as Izzy run out with Ezekiel in mummy costume and Brick jump on Naruto's arms with a girlish scream.

"You're carrying the undead!" Noah screamed behind Owen's back.

"Cool!" The crazy girl giggled, "I always want to be an undead!"

Ezekiel tore the mask off, "Thanks for all the helps, you knobs, eh!"

"…Izzy, go join team four…" Chris grinned before the farmer boy throws himself on the host's feet.

"Come on, guy!" The farmer boy begged his host, "After all this, you've got to let me back in the game!"

"Fine!" Chris pushed him away, "But only 'cause we're down a man, thanks to Duncan McQuitty-pants. Go ahead and join team one."

"Oh!" Ezekiel cheered, "Yes!"

"Okay, teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name." The host announced, "You have three minutes while I enjoy this ice cream cone."

"Team Victory!" Bridgette's team said right off the bat.

"Team Amazon!" Heather's team cheered and Cody sighed to himself, it really sucks to be the only boy on the team.

"Team Crusher!" Naruto's team hollered and Alejandro's team was discussing about what to name their team until…

"Got it!" Sierra turned to the host, "Team Chris is really, really, really, really hot!" She did it to get in his good grace.

"Huh, sure." Chris raised his eyebrow at her oddly.

"What!" The Team Chris cried, "No!"

"All right…" The host grinned, "Here are your rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel. Team Crusher, you win a jackal. Team Chris, you win a goat…" The goat headbutt Tyler away, "And Team Victory, here you go…" He tossed a stick to the said team.

"So the guys who come in last place get a camel, and we get a stick?!" The sassy girl growled.

"All will be explained." Chris grinned as he walks away from them, "Go get your rewards and wait at this line until I get back."

* * *

The Crushers stare at the jackal and the rest of them jumps each time it growl at them until Naruto pet the creature with a smile as it lick his hand in calm manner. "I can't believe what I'm seeing here." Sky muttered, "This jackal keep snarling at us but it don't even attack him at all."

"Yes, it's like as if he is a prince of wild kingdom." Ella giggled, "Like Tarzan."

"Ooh, look!" Izzy pointed at the pink Amazon symbol mat, "Team colors!"

"Why the heck is our mat yellow?" Harold groaned at his team mat, "We're no cowards!"

"You're crazy." Lightning scoffed, "Can't you see that it's gold?"

"At least you guys get good colors…" Naruto glanced at his red mat with fist symbol, "I'm seriously thinking that Chris is trying to make red my thing, dattebayo."

"I can't believe that Duncan quit just 'cause he won't sing a little." Gwen sighed.

"Maybe he doesn't want a million bucks." Jo crossed her arms, "That or he can't even sing well."

"Oh, he does!" Courtney growled at the jockette, "Now he's stuck on the plane, waiting for a ride home. Poor thing. He must be miserable."

"I won't say that." Dawn said as some of her teammates jumped, "I have a feeling that we will see him again eventually."

"Um…" The CIT blinked at her, "…Okay?"

"Duncan-and-Courtney fans will be devastated, but I know who will become a fave Total Drama couple on my fan site." Sierra walked up to them with a giggle, "Did you know Cody slept with a stuffed Emu named Jerry until he was…Well, okay, he still does." Her comment earns a lot of varies reactions from the travelers.

"And you know this how?" Noah narrowed his eyes.

"I called his aunt once." The fangirl smirked, "I pretended I was a telemarketer."

"Stalker-licious…" The bookworm frowned before the sound of cymbals catch everyone's attention.

"Good." Chris sat on the intern's back with a grin as if he was sitting in a chair, "Don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt!" He tossed a grape in his mouth, "And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge…The Amazing Camel Race!"

"…Where are the other camels?" The nerd asked.

"There are no other camels." The host grinned, "It's a camel race. Not a camels race."

"Yes!" Heather cheered to herself.

"What?!" Alejandro placed his hands on hip.

Leshawna stomped with a narrowed eyes, "We won the first challenge, but they get a camel, they get a goat, they get a jackal, and we get a stick?!"

"Each reward has its advantages." Chris chuckled, "Trust me…"

"You and trust don't go hand in hand." The goth girl deadpanned.

"…You'll be racing to the world's most infamous waterway, the Nile!" The host announced, "Teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have sixty seconds to strategize."

"Move it, people!" The queen bee climbed on the camel, "It's a race."

"Uh, hello?" Courtney rolled her eyes, "It's Team Amazon, not dictatorship Amazon."

"Great." Heather muttered sarcastically as her teammates get on the creature, "I'll stop being bossy when you start doing things right."

"So how can we get this jackal to follow us?" Shawn asked.

"Maybe we can make a leash to pull him?" Brick suggested before he jump at the jackal's growl.

"Nah, he doesn't like to be pull around, dattebayo." Naruto pet the creature's head, "He'll walk with us as long as we're not forcing him, right, Jack?"

"…Jack?" Rodney smacked his face, sometime he swears that the redhead suck at names.

"Ooh, it's nice to meet you, Mister Jack!" The princess scratched the jackal's head with a giggle.

"Look like he like you, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled and glance at the other team to see that Alejandro was make a speech with his own team as his teammates, minus Sierra, cheered together.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Look, I'm the number-one Total Drama superfan." Sierra scowled, "It says so right in my blog. But Alejandro, he's never even been on TV before! Not even these new people! They don't deserve to be on this show!"

* * *

The Victory teammates step away from the nerd as he swing the stick around, "On the bright side, I can use this stick to defend us from deadly sand snakes! They could be anywhere."

"What?!" The girls screamed frighteningly and Harold swings his stick again before the Jamaican giant snatches it away.

"Cool it before you really hurt somebody!" DJ warned before he accidentally throws the stick up in air and hit a squawking bird. "What the…?" The giant gasped at the injured bird.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"First I accidentally destroy a mummified dog, and now I assault a bird?!" DJ whimpered, "Man, I love animals! This never would have happened back home."

* * *

"A'ight!" Chris grinned at the four teams as he glances across the desert, "Nile's thataway! Kind of big, blue, and watery. Can't miss it…Or I guess you can, but then you'll die. Probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season, and they get all killy when they're in heat."

"I am glad there aren't any out here. Those things are nasty!" The sassy girl sighed to herself, never noticed some gasp from the travelers.

"I'll tell them you said so." The host smirked before Chef pushes the large urn down and the killer scarabs swarm out of it, consuming one of the interns in process.

"I don't know that scarabs can kill people, dattebayo." Naruto pick some of them up as they purred on his hands, "I mean, they're so harmless and cute." He never noticed that the rest of the screaming travelers jumping around the scarabs.

"…I called it." Chef deadpanned, is there any animals in the world that can resist the charm of the redhead?

"The stick will save us!" Lindsay hopped on top of the stick as the scarabs move in, "Hop on, guys! Go, stick!" There was a ding.

"Ooh!" Chris chuckled, "Time for a song! Think of it as a mini challenge."

"You're asking us to sing a song in this situation?!" The aspiring Olympian shouted with widened eyes.

"Music can soothe the savage mate-seeking scarabs." The host replied with an evil smirk, "So make up a good song, and maybe they won't kill you…Or don't, and get disqualified." Everyone glanced at each other and the Latino villain was first to start the song as everyone join in.

_No need to get crazy_

_It's lovin' time at last_

_You don't want to eat us up_

_We're mostly full of gas_

_No, No!_

_It's mating time for scarabs_

_So what you waiting on?_

_Just ignoring us humans_

_And make out till the break of dawn_

_It's lovin' time_

_Scarab-mating season_

_It's lovin' time_

"Scarabs, get busy now." Alejandro gulped nervously.

"You know…" Naruto pat one of them, "They are so cute, can I keep some of them?"

"No!" Everyone whispered in unison, slowly walk away from the calming scarabs.

_It's lovin' time_

_Scarab-mating season_

_It's lovin' time_

_Scarab-mating season_

"Season, eh." Ezekiel shouted, "Whoa! No! Wait! I know…" The growling scarabs chase the screaming travelers away.

"Nice one." Chris chuckled, "GO!"

"I think you're late on this one." The cooker muttered.

* * *

**(Team Amazon)**

"Come on!" Courtney shouted at the camel as the creature walk across the desert, "Come on, camel, faster!"

"That is not how you talk to a camel." Heather cleared her throat, "Freakin' move it!"

"Much better." Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Don't worry." Dawn speak up, "He know the faster way and we'll be there before you know it."

"Shh, guys." Izzy shushed them with a wide grin, "I'm trying to tell him a fairy tale." She grunts to the camel's ear.

"…Is it me or is she getting more crazy each season?" Jo whispered and her teammates shrug their shoulders.

"So, how's it going back there, Cody?" Gwen glanced at the geek as he clings on the camel's rear.

"Great…" Cody winced from another tail swat, "Thank for…Ow…asking. I'm fine as long as it doesn't…Ow…go number two."

* * *

**(Team Crusher)**

The jackal barked at the team as he led them around and the Crushers glance at each other. "Are we going the right way?" Max asked, "I think we're going in a circle."

"No, we're not." Shawn replied, "There weren't any familiar dunes for a while."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I gotta remember everything that I see." The zombie nut said, "Sometime you can find a good shelter, bunker, or any place that the zombie horde possibility nests in."

* * *

"River spotted!" Brick pointed at the Nile River in the distance and they quickly run toward the river, noticing that Team Chris were there.

"There's the finish line!" Tyler hollered.

"Yeah, on the other side!" Noah groaned.

"Does that mean we have to swim across?" Sky asked before the crocodiles float in, some of them leap around. "…We are so not going to swim, are we?"

"Welcome to the third challenge." Chris announced from other side.

"What?!" Owen shouted across the river, "Speak up!" The host shouts inaudibly.

"What did he say?" Ella asked.

"OI!" The redhead roared, "WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, DATTEBAYO!"

"I said, welcome to the third and final Egyptian challenge!" Chris shouted through his giant megaphone, "Basket cases! Each team must weave a basket of river reeds. Your basket has to be big enough to hold your whole team, including your reward from the last challenge, A.K.A., goat and jackal over there! And you're going to use the baskets, together with those oars, to row yourself across the finish line. First team across flies first-class to our next destination." B turns to his team and opens his mouth to say something.

"This is perfect!" Sierra cut him off with a squeal.

"What, the fact that we're hosed?" Noah deadpanned.

"I'm a fourth-generation basket weaver!" The fangirl grabbed his shoulders with a creepy grin.

"Um…Really?" Cameron raised his eyebrow.

"We're gonna need a lot of reeds!" Sierra ran up to the reeds.

"Quick!" The Cree girl ran toward the reeds, "We better do it faster!"

"Right behind you, ma'am!" The cadet ran with his team and they quickly collect the reeds.

"Wait, do any of us know how to weave them together?" Rodney asked and everyone glanced at each other.

* * *

**(Team Victory)**

The team sits upon a dune as Leshawna blow her hair up, "Lost in Egypt. Ain't that a kick in a pants?!"

"From first place to last." Harold sighed.

"Oh, no, no, no!" Lightning shook his head, "Lightning doesn't belong to last place!"

"It's a divining rod!" Everyone turns their heads to the nerd with stick.

"I don't want to be stuck by a lightning!" Lindsay whined.

"What?" The sport jock blinked confusedly.

"Yes?" The bombshell tilted her head.

"Divining rod helps us find water." The sassy girl explained with an eyeroll.

"Chris said each reward has its advantages." DJ said, "That stick could lead us straight to the Nile!" Everyone agreed with him.

* * *

**(Nile River)**

The Amazon finally reaches to the river and they noticed that the two teams were working on their baskets. The Crushers were struggling with their basket with several trail errors while the Team Chris was doing well with their large basket. "Basket-weave a boat?!" Heather growled, "UGH!"

"We are so lucky that we don't get in fourth place." Max grinned evilly, "Soon, the first-class shall belong to me."

"Sorry." Sierra walked toward the Amazon team, "You guys are so far behind. Our basket's nearly done already, thank to my speed weaving."

"Gee, thank for rubbing it in." Jo rolled her eyes.

"Nah, you are lucky to have a good team." Izzy grinned, "Some of them are funny."

"But you have Cody!" The fangirl grabbed the said boy, "I know, Cody…I wish we were on the same team too!" Naruto jerked his head up at them with narrowed eyes, the way she acts…

"Uh, I have to do something." Cody quickly ran away from the crazed fangirl.

"Oh, Izzy, maybe we could swap teams!" Sierra turned to the crazy girl.

"I agree!" Courtney said, "Sierra, you're with us."

"No, we can't!" Dawn shouted and some travelers glance at her with concern, that's the first time they hear her shouting.

"Yeah, I'm with Dawn on this one." The queen bee narrowed her eyes at the fangirl, she can tell that there was something off with this girl.

"They're right." Alejandro nodded but the fangirl kept begging for a trade, "Where's Chris? He won't allow this."

"Excuse me." The host appeared on the boat, "Did somebody…"

Sierra hugged his legs, "Today is officially the best day of my life, so I really hope you allow us to swap! But, of course, you'll make the best decision, 'cause you're the best decider ever!"

"…If I say yes, will you let me go?" Chris squirmed in her grip.

"Smiley face!" The fangirl cheered and the petite girl hid behind the queen bee with worriedly expression.

"What's the matter, Dawn?" Heather whispered.

"This girl…" Dawn glanced at the fangirl, "Her aura is black…It's too dark. I don't like her."

"…You're not the only one." The queen bee glanced at Sierra with narrowed eyes as she gushed over the uncomforting geek.

"I'll be back, dattebayo." Naruto said as his team nodded since they were almost done with their boat and the redhead placed his hand on the geek's shoulder. "Hey, Cody, I need to talk to you for a second."

"Sure!" Cody nodded, he'll do anything to get away from this girl because it was starting to creeping him out. They walk a few meters away from the team and the redhead turns his head to the geek.

"This girl, Sierra…" The redhead glanced at the said girl as she worked on Amazon's boat, "I want you to tell me if she tried anything funny, dattebayo. I'm serious. You have to tell me if it happens."

"Um…" The geek rubbed his arm, "Okay, I'll tell you if something happens…"

"Good." Naruto scratched his head with a sigh, "Just want to say my piece because she is starting to give me a funny feeling and I don't even like it one bit, dattebayo."

"Same here…" Cody sighed, "Thank, Naruto."

"No problem, I'll do anything to help my friends out, dattebayo." The redhead grinned as they walk back to their teams, "Good luck, buddy."

"You too, Naruto." The geek chuckled, no one noticed that the Latino villain gritted his teeth each time the oaf call him Al.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I have no problem being called 'Al'." Alejandro smiled before he grit his teeth, "Ugh…Uh, that wasn't…It's just chilly in here…Ugh…" His eyes shift around.

* * *

"Come on!" Everyone turned their heads to see the team Victory, "We're not too late!"

"Weave a basket boat out of reeds, row to the finish, yada, yada, yada." Chris said with his megaphone after seeing the final team.

"You heard the man!" Leshawna growled, "Yada, yada!"

"Everyone ready?" Naruto asked and everyone nodded before the redhead and the country boy push the boat in, relived that it don't sink.

"I'm so glad that you two have some experience." Ella smiled at Shawn and Brick.

"Thank to my military school." Brick grinned, "Good things that I took a class with a person who can create things with nature."

"It's really nothing for me." Shawn shrugged, "It's like weave a blanket to stay warm in case of the outbreak."

"Hurry!" Courtney tugged the camel toward their boat with her team, "The Crushers is ahead of us!"

"Where's the stick?" Bridgette asked after finished their boat quickly, thanks to Leshawna's surprisingly talent.

"Here, eh!" Ezekiel holds up the stick with a grin.

"To the water!" Alejandro pushes his team's boat in the water.

"It floats!" Owen cheered, "Awesome!" Dawn managed to bring the camel on the boat with a deal of giving him some foods.

* * *

Chris takes a sip of his drink as he watch the four teams racing each other to the finish line, "Well, now, clearly this part of the challenge isn't hard enough. So…"

"Aw, hell no…" Chef groaned, "Not another stupid music?" There was a ding.

"Musical reprise!" The host grinned as the travelers groaned, "Hey, if you finished a song the last time, you wouldn't be here now, Zeke." Everyone glared at the farmer boy, "Starting singing!" Ella starts it off with a smile.

_Mm-mmm_

_Crocodile friends, what you swimming for?_

The crocodiles stare at the singing princess with lovestruck eyes and starts to dancing around the boats. Courtney paddle around the creatures carefully.

_We don't mean to bug you_

_Please let us reach the shore_

_These crocs are getting lovey-lovey_

_Just let them be_

No one notice that Ezekiel hit one of the creature with the stick, attempting to look like a hero, before the croc snatch the stick away from him and swallow it whole.

_It's rowin' time_

_Rowin'_

_Crocodile season_

_It's rowin' time_

_Crocodiles, crocodiles_

_Yeah, it's rowin' time_

_Singing it_

_Crocodile season_

_It's rowin' time_

The Amazon team was first to reach the finish line, following by Crushers and Chris as Ella wraps it up. Team Victory was last to reach the finish line.

_Crocodile friends, bye-bye!_

Most of them blink at the waving crocodiles as they swimming backward on their tails. "…Great, another Naruto but with singing voice." Heather deadpanned.

"Congrats." The host chuckled, "You're alive…And as long as you all bought your rewards across the finish line, there will be no elimination tonight." Everyone cheered as the animals release their own animal call until someone kills the Team Victory's mood.

"I lost the stick, eh." Ezekiel admitted with nervous chuckle.

"Wow!" Chris held his sides as he laughed at them, "Sucks to be you!"

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Team Victory, you came in last and lost your reward on the way…Zeke…So it's vote time." Chris grinned at the glaring Victory team, "Up in the loser-class bathroom, you'll find seven passports…"

"Unless Zeke already fed them to the crocodile." Harold glared at the said boy.

"I said sorry, homes!" Ezekiel groaned.

"Stamp the passport of the team member you'd like to send home." The host said, "Got it, Lindsay?"

"Of course." The said girl nodded, "I so get it."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Lindsay stamped all the passports with maniacal grin.

_***Static***_

Lightning smash his stamps on Ezekiel's passport with a scowl.

_***Static***_

Ezekiel stamps on DJ's passport.

_***Static***_

DJ stares at the passport with unsure expression before Chris peek inside and tapping his watch as if he was telling the giant to hurry up.

_***Static***_

Bridgette applying her makeup before she realizes that there was some passports and quickly stamps the farmer boy's passport.

* * *

"I've got the results of your votes." Chris grinned, "Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks. The following travelers are safe…" He tossed the peanut bags, "Leshawna, Harold, Lightning, Bridgette, Lindsay." It was down to Ezekiel and DJ, "And the last bag of peanuts goes to…"

"…" Ezekiel stared at the bag.

"…" DJ has his poker face on.

"…DJ!"

"What!" The farmer boy jumped on his feet and the host pulled out a parachute chute.

"You've got five seconds to strap this on, or the Drop of Shame will become the Drop of Pain!" Chris tossed it to the farmer boy with evil grin.

"Yo, that's unbelievable." Ezekiel mumbled as he walked toward the hatch door, "Some team. You guys are all a bunch of fu…" Chef kicked him out of the hatch and Duncan peeked out of the hatch with a smirk, it turns out he was there the whole time.

"I knew that would be satisfying." The host smirked but what he doesn't know is that the farmer boy was latching on the airplane's wing.

"Sucks to be Zeke." Duncan whistled.

"Last stop for non-competitors." Chris shoves the parachute into the punk's hands.

"Yeah, right!" The punk scoffed, "You're supposed to give me a ride home."

"Yeah, but we're going the other way so…" The host pushes Duncan out of the hatch, "See ya! Happy landing!"

"MOTHERFUCKER!" Duncan screamed.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm glad that Sierra's out of my team." Alejandro leaned against the wall, "She was so annoying, going on and on about Cody…Ugh…Well, I will make sure that I will take them all out, even if it takes me to do some cruel tricks."

* * *

"_Hey, idiot." Naruto turned his head to see his childhood friend, "I need your help with someone."_

"_As in what?" The redhead asked, "Prank or what?"_

"_Just interpreting." Heather scoffed, "She speak only Japanese and I'm trying to get her to join the popular circle."_

"_Got it." Naruto chuckled as they walked toward a Japanese girl, "Is that her?" The queen bee nodded, "Konnichiwa."_

_The Japanese girl gasped at him, "Anata wa nihongo o shitte imasuka?"_

"_Hai." The redhead nodded, "Uzumaki Naruto."_

"_Amane Misa." The Japanese girl smiled with a light blush._

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

Naruto's eyes snapped open and he glance around with a cold sweats, it has been two days since they left Egypt. "Sensei, are you okay?" The redhead glanced at Alejandro.

"Hai, I'm okay, dattebayo." The redhead sighed, "…Why are you calling me sensei? Just call me the way you used to when we were working in circus."

"I'm not sure if I can say it, it's kind of embarrassing for me." Alejandro chuckled nervously and Naruto rolled his eyes at him, sometime it's hard to understand this guy.

* * *

A couple hours went by and everyone stares at the screaming oaf. "I'm too young to die!" Owen screamed with sweats rolling down his face.

"Stop sweating, lunchbox." Noah muttered, "Air travel is, like, the fifteenth safest mode of transportation."

"I thought it's the first safest mode." Cameron said confusedly.

"Nah, if it's number one then there won't be any accidents at all." The bookworm, "We're safe in here…Unless we're in a death trap." As soon as he said it, a hole burst out at the side of the airplane and the travelers screamed, "This one, for example!"

"Oh, no!" Leshawna grunted as the hole tried to suck her out, "This is not the way Leshawna is leaving this world!" The sassy girl screamed as she flew toward the hold but Rodney caught her just in time, "Thank, big guy."

"Uh…Eh…I…We…" The country boy stuttered, earning an eyeroll from the sassy girl. Ella's hands slip, due to the sweats, and were about to fly out but Naruto grab her, pulling her in.

"You alright?" Naruto asked and the princess nodded with a shy smile. It wasn't long enough until Owen block the hole with his body, indirectly save his fellow traveler's lives and the redhead winced at the groaning oaf. "Big O, are you okay?"

"Y-Y-Yeah…" Owen grunted, "No, my feet is being sucked out of a plane!"

"I could have done that." Harold muttered as he takes a glance at the sassy girl with the country boy, "I just prefer to leave the ladies wanting more."

"Yeah, yeah." DJ shook his head, "When will you stop pinning for Leshawna? She doesn't have a thing for you."

"She do!" The nerd crossed his arms, "Just wait and see!"

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"I happen to like winning and being in first-class, which happens to make me an ideal leader." Courtney sipped her drink with a smirk.

"Hell no!" Jo scowled, "I'm the ideal leader here!"

"If our team needed one, which we don't because we're winning." Gwen muttered, why can't anyone just agree to have no leader in team since it will cause any problems within the team.

"No, I'm the leader!" The CIT glared at the glaring jockette as they ignored the goth girl, "I have plans to keep us winning! I have a lot of experience in…"

"Who care about your stupid experience?" Heather scoffed, "I don't think there's anyone here that wants you to be their leader…Even you, Jo." The said girl glared, "But don't worry about the leader because you're looking at her." The girls were going to say something but a loud dreamily sigh caught their attentions and they glance at the person to see that Sierra was digging through Cody's baggage. They become more disturbed as soon as the fangirl smell the geek's shoe.

"It's like watching a raccoon going through a trash can." Courtney shivered.

"Creepy." The goth girl muttered as some of her teammates nodded before they jump at a shout.

"What the fuck are you doing!" The queen bee snarled with a stomp.

"Oh, I'm just looking through my Codykin's belongings…" Sierra said before Heather swatted the shoe out of her hand with angry glare.

"Cody is not yours! He has a girlfriend!" The queen bee snarled angrily, "After what you just fucking did, I now know what you are!" Her glare hardened, "If I ever see you doing it again, I will do anything to get you out of this fucking airplane, you hear me?!"

"I'm his bel…" The fangirl was about to say something but the PA cut them off.

"This is your captain speaking." Chris' voice rang, "It's time for everyone to join me in the common area…And I mean everyone." Sierra quickly ran out of the room with exciting expression and Heather sneered.

"Are you okay?" Dawn asked.

"Whatever." The queen bee growled as she remembers something from her past.

* * *

_Heather walk down the hallway of her school before she spot someone, turns out to be Misa and she was about to call out to the Japanese girl. The queen bee quickly closed her mouth as soon as she noticed that Misa was holding an orange shirt to her chest and Heather quickly hide behind the corner. 'Was that Naruto's missing shirt?' The queen bee shook her head, it must be her shirt or something like that._

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

"Before we start our challenge, I have a special announcement to make." Chris grumbled as the travelers stared at him with confusing expression, "After the Egypt episode, the rating just drops a lot and the reason was the musical…So…" He held up the contact before he tears them in half, "Forget the musical. You are not going to sing anymore at all…" Most of the travelers cheered and their host glare at them.

"Oh, no!" Ella gasped, "But I like to sing…"

"You can sing it." The host sighed, "As long as you don't do it many times."

"I told you that musical was bad idea, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned.

"Ugh!" Courtney groaned, "Because of you, Duncan just quit over nothing!"

"Meh, not my problem." Chris shrugged, "Now for your today's challenge…It's…"

"Is it reward or elimination challenge?" Harold asked.

"I was going to say it but since you interrupted me so I'm not going to say what kind of challenge it is." The host smirked as everyone glare at the sheepish nerd, "And I hope you all brought your giant-radioactive-monster repellant, because we are about to land in Japan!"

"Nippon?!" The redhead peaked up, "We're going to Nippon?"

"Oh yeah!" Chris grinned before Chef cut the door down in his Chinese outfit.

"Gosh, you guys, that's totally a Chinese outfit." The nerd said.

"Thank you, Harold." The host sighed, "It's because…"

"Just, you'd really think you'd work harder to get it right." Harold cut him off.

"Harold, I was going to explain…" Chris said firmly.

"Your cultural insensitivity is just…" The nerd did it again, "Gosh! I mean, gosh!" The host glanced at the cooker before Chef cut the hatch door open and the travelers screamed as they fall out of the airplane.

"Or we could have just landed the plane!" Chris shouted over the roaring wing as he latches on the wall with his co-worker.

"Nah!" Chef shouted back, "Too boring!"

* * *

**(Japan)**

The screaming travelers land in a huge bowl of rice and some of them blink at their landing. "Bowl of rice, really?" Cameron glanced around, "Why not an inflatable stunt bag?"

"Maybe Chris just cheapens out again." Bridgette shrugged.

"Japan!" Harold cheered, "Yes! I know everything about this place more than anyone!"

"What you know just sent us free-falling out of a plane!" Leshawna snarled.

"But I went to Sensei Steve's Feudal Japanese summer camp." The nerd said.

"Just because you went to a camp don't mean you know everything!" Max threw his arms up, "Did you just forget that we have Naruto here, who actually know everything about Japan!"

"And you kept interrupting Chris." Naruto said, "He was going to tell a funny story about how he got confused with Asia and my kaa-san has to beat him up, dattebayo."

"You mean beating the knowledge in his head?" Brick asked.

"No, I mean like really beating him up." The redhead chuckled.

'What kind of relationship was that?' Everyone thought together.

"Also, Harold." Alejandro said as the nerd turns his head to him, "I speak Japanese, too. Leshawna…Hana no youni kirei."

"How's that?" The sassy girl blinked.

"He said you are as beautiful as a flower, dattebayo." Naruto explained.

"Oh, thank you." Leshawna giggled shyly, "But I'm seeing someone…Whoops!" Everyone blinked at her.

"Who?" Gwen asked, that was the first time she hear about it.

"Why ask when it's obvious that it's me." Harold threw his arm around the sassy girl's shoulder, causing her to explode.

"Enough, enough!" The sassy girl snarled, "I have enough with you! All the time, I kept telling you that I don't like you!" She jabbed her finger into the nerd's chest, "That is why I'm keeping my relationship secret because you keep bugging me every day! You are not my type, Rodney is! Whoops!"

"About time you come out with it." The aspiring villain deadpanned.

"Say what?!" Everyone glanced at the country boy.

"You're dating Leshawna?" Ella asked.

"I…She…We…Um…But…He…I…" Rodney stammered with red face.

"…How the hell did you make it work when he kept stuttering all the time with girls?" Jo raised her eyebrow.

"How long?" Courtney asked.

"Max, you know?" Owen blinked.

"Of course, I know." Max crossed his arms, "Rodney's my best minion so it's obvious that I know about it."

"Deep breath, sweetie." Leshawna rolled her eyes as the country boy takes a deep breath, "To answer your question, the first three months, I forced him to write it down on the paper until he can speak comfortable…Well, only with me."

"Congrats…" Sky glanced at the unlikely couple, "I guess?" No one noticed the gaping nerd with widened eyes.

* * *

**(Game-show Studio)**

"Okay." Chris grinned at the teams, "Your first challenge is inside a Japanese game-show studio. Bow down before Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!" He gestured at the giant pinball machine.

"Man, I love Japanese game shows!" Tyler grinned.

"Same here, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Asian game shows are way awesome than western game shows."

"Words!" The jock nodded, "My favorite show is…" The sound of gong cut them off.

"Oh, look." The host chuckled, "My own personal geek gong. Okay, I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls. Then your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board, scoring points by bouncing you off bumpers and posts. Most points wins…And I have a special, local surprise for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with. So, teams, select a ball girl or gal. Victory?"

"We choose DJ." Leshawna said.

"We do?" DJ raised his eyebrow.

"Coolio." Chris held up a panda cub, "Here's your pinball buddy."

"A panda?" The Jamaican giant screamed, "No! Remember when I crumbled that mummy puppy in Egypt?! It cursed me!"

"Relax, I'm pretty sure that there's no curse." Bridgette patted his back.

"I remember when you knocked a poor little birdie out of the sky." Lindsay lifts her index finger.

"Exactly!" DJ sobbed, "Terrible! I'm cursed!" The panda cub leaps at him and punching the giant in face.

"Aww!" The host sighed with a smile, "Cute! Team Chris is really, really, really hot?"

"I don't want to go back in a ball for now." Cameron raised his hand, "That and I think my body won't take it if I do it."

"I'm, uh, I'm allergic to panda dander." Noah fidgeted with his fingers, "I get hives."

"What he said." Tyler jabbed his thumb at the bookworm and B opened his mouth to say something.

"I'll do it…" Alejandro cut the silent boy off, "For my team."

"Wicked." Chris threw another cub to the Latino villain, "Incoming!"

"Well, hello, handsome creature." The Latino villain smiled at the panda cub in his hands, "May I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie?" The girls sighed dreamily.

"Crushers?" The host smirked.

Rodney rubs his neck, "I don't think I can fit in this ball."

"I am so not going to get in it." Max crossed his arms.

"I'll do it." Sky and Brick said at same time before they glance at each other, "…Let's flip a coin." After a flip, it was decided that Brick will be the human ball.

"About time!" Chris tossed the third cub.

"Aww, you're so cute…" The cadet cooed to the cub, only to get scratches from the grumpy cub. "Mommy!" Brick screamed, "It stings!"

"And Amazon?" The host chuckled.

"Gwen's face could use some remodeling." Heather punched her own palm.

"Nice." Gwen deadpanned, "I hate to tell you, but we're on the same team, so you might want to flip the bitch switch back to off."

"Would you girls like some leadership?" Courtney sneered with crossed arms, "I'd be glad to choose."

"Zip it!" Jo scowled at the CIT, "I'm gonna deck you if you keep whining about leadership!"

"Stop bickering!" Cody shouted, "I'll do it!"

"Are you sure, Cody?" Chris snickered, "Because you're going to share it with…"

"Me, me, me!" Sierra shrieked.

"Jo." The host said.

"NO!" The fangirl screamed, "I want to be with my Codykin! I want to! I want to!"

"Sorry, Sierra, it has been decided already." Chris shrugged, "Now, travelers, enter the balls!" The host waited for a while as the chosen teammates enter their balls, "It's human pinball time!" Chef launch each of the balls and they starts to bounce around.

"No!" DJ screamed with the chewing panda on his head as the balls hit different posts and bumpers, "Sorry, panda! Sorry again!"

"Stop falling on me, dammit!" Jo bounced around inside the ball with Cody, "Watch your hands!"

"Sorry!" The geek cried.

"Ugh…" Brick hold his bile back as he holds the snarling panda cub away from him, "Please stop, cuddly bear! I'm going to thro…Ugh!" The panda cub screamed in horror.

"Thank, Ting-Ting." Alejandro was the only one that was doing well as he keeps his balance and let his panda cub guide him. "That's a great idea." There were a lot of dings.

* * *

The rest of the teams were waiting at the paddles and right now, the Team Victory was struggling to pull their paddle back before their ball come. "The paddle must connect with the ball at a perfect 33.7-degree angle to maximize the impact." Harold muttered.

"Dweeb, quit flapping your lips and put your back in it!" Lightning shouted, "Or else, you'll get a knuckle sandwich!" The nerd was about to say something but they fall back as soon as their ball hit the paddle with a impact.

"Sorry, panda!" The Jamaican giant cried within his ball.

"How are we doing?" Ella asked and her team checked the scoreboards to see that Team Chris was in lead while their team was in third place. It wasn't long enough until one of the balls roll past the paddles and Cody stumbled out with Jo.

"Ugh…Not a fun ride…" The geek groaned weakly.

"Suck…" The jockette panted, "It…up…you…sissy…" The Team Victory later dropped out and DJ sobbing as he walks out with an injured panda cub.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe I hurt that poor little cuddly…" DJ's voice breaks with a sob, "Don't look at me! I'm a monster!"

* * *

The Crusher ball rolled out and everyone grimace at the flowing vomit as the cadet stumbled out with green-faced panda cub. "Um…Are you okay?" Naruto asked, only to wince as the cadet and panda throw up again.

"Ugh, I'm going to hurl!" Max gagged with hands on his mouth and finally, the Team Chris' ball show up as the said team cheered for their Latino teammate.

"With a score of 462,000, Team me takes the Super Human Mega Pinball Smash and wins a leg up in the next Japanese challenge." Chris announced with a grin.

"I want to go home!" The Jamaican giant sobbed.

"Nah!" The host chuckled.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Film Room)**

The travelers were watching a dubbed commercial of Total Drama Action and some of them blinked confusingly. "Um…" Noah raised his eyebrow, "What?"

"That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo." Chris explained, "Total Drama is huge here."

"Okay, but that was in English." Country pointed out.

"Hai, and the dubbing is really bad, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned, "There's no reason to dubbing our voices…And why am I the only one that don't get dubbing over?

"Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all." The host chuckled, "But they actually like Naruto's voice…Sorry, guys."

"You're not even sorry." The CIT growled.

"True." Chris grinned, "Ready for the next challenge? I hope you paid attention, because you'll be writing, directing, and producing your very own Japanese commercial. There's a brand-new candy hitting the Japanese market." He pulled out a candy bag, "It's Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails. I call this the Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails challenge…of celebration fun."

"You said we were going to pay a real Tokyo AD firm." Chef growled.

"Oops!" The host snickered, "I did, didn't I? As props, you'll be allowed to use anything you can find in the airplane's cargo hold. Since Team Chris won the first challenge, they get to choose their props first." The said team cheered as Tyler tripped on his feet, "With the Team Crusher will choosing second, then Team Victory, and Team Amazon stuck with whatever dregs are left." The Amazon grumbled under their breaths.

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

Alejandro glances around before he picks up some props, "I seeing a little Tokyo, a giant radioactive monster…" B was about to put his two cents in but the crazy girl cut him off.

"Oh, yes!" Izzy gasped happily, "Big O can be the monster!"

"Al, you're a genius!" Owen grinned.

"Super Japanese idea, Al." Tyler smiled.

"Yeah, it's very brilliant." Cameron nodded, "Thank, Al."

"Noah, what say you?" The Latino villain asked.

"Eh, I guess." Noah shrugged before someone place a solider helmet on his head and the Team Chris walk past the Crushers.

"Good luck, guys." Alejandro smiled.

"Thank you, kind sir." Ella smiled back.

"Let's go look around and see if we can find anything to use." Sky said before her team search around.

* * *

On the way out, Alejandro glance at the nerd as the said boy was waiting with his team and the Latino teenager smirk at an idea in his head. "Hey, Harold, I wish you a good luck."

"Yeah, whatever." The nerd muttered, "I don't need it."

"Of course." Alejandro smirked, "You don't need it since you have superior leadership skills and visions. It won't be long enough until Leshawna will notice you and leave her boyfriend for you."

"Really?" Harold perked up, "Yeah, you're right! Totally right!"

"I'll be off, see you later." The Latino teenager walks away with a dark smirk, so easy.

* * *

"Hey, Bri-chan." Naruto smiled as his team walk past the Team Victory with boxes, "Wish you a good luck, dattebayo."

"Thank, Naruto." Bridgette smiled.

"Let me give you a good luck kiss, dattebayo." The redhead leans to kiss her but the surfer girl just kiss his cheek and he blinks at her. "Um...I'm going now, love you."

"See you later, Naruto." The surfer girl said as she walked away with her team and the redhead look at her with concern.

"Naruto?" The said boy glance over his shoulder to see Shawn, "Are you coming?"

"Hai." Naruto sighed as he walks with the zombie nut, "Gomen for keeping you waiting."

"Nah, I don't mind…" The zombie nut glance around, "Just make sure that no zombies will get you." He never noticed a head shake from the chuckling redhead.

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

After finish the commercial, Naruto rest his head on the table with a heavy sigh before he turns his head at the sound of stomp to see the goth girl and he raised his hand up. "Did something happen?" Naruto asked and the goth girl blow her hair up.

"My team, that's what!" Gwen grumbled, "I can't even get along with Heather, Courtney, and Jo! Not to mention how creepy Sierra is…"

"Sound like a fun team to be in." The redhead smirked, receiving an eyeroll from the goth girl.

"Oh, totally!" The goth girl sighed, "What about you?"

"Hmm?"

"There's gotta be a reason why you're here instead with your team." Gwen rest her chin on hand, "Want to talk about it or not?"

"Um…I'm not sure." Naruto scratched his head with a sigh, "It's just that Bri-chan has been acting different on the same day we start this world tour…She was acting same the day before and I don't know what's going on, dattebayo."

"Different? How?" She asked.

"…It's hard to explain it." He mumbled, "I feel like she's distancing herself from me, speaking to me less and less…Just early, I told her that I love her and you know what she just said? She just said see you later…She always say love you too…At first I thought she must be busy but I'm not sure, dattebayo."

"Maybe Bridgette has something on her mind?" The goth girl said, "If I were you, I won't worry about it. You two have gone through a lot of hard times and managed to keep your relationship strong." She placed her hand on his shoulder, "She'll make it up to you soon or later."

"Yeah, you're right, dattebayo." Naruto smiled, "Thank, Gwen."

"No problem." The goth girl smiled.

"Hey, Gwen." They both turned their heads to see the geek with camera in his hand, "I need your help with a little film, if that's okay with you."

"Oh, sure." The goth girl stood up, "See you later, Naruto."

"Yeah, good luck, you two." The redhead grinned at them.

* * *

**(Film Room)**

The teams stand in front of their host and make a small talk. "All right." Their host walked up to the giant screen, "Now that you're done filming, it's time to see if your hard work has paid off. Chef?"

"No-budget, no-ad-agency, rip-off, damn cheap show." Chef turns the screen on with a grumble.

"First up, Team Chris with 'Monster Rampage'." Chris ignored the grumbling cooker and they watch the ad as the oaf in monster costume smashes the cardboard city with a roar. The team Chris gathers together and stops the monster with the Japanese candy, causing them to singing around. "…Next up, Team Crushers with 'WTF'."

* * *

**(WTF)**

The Crushers, minus Naruto, was sitting around a pot on the table. "Anyone have candies?" Max asked.

"I want a candy too!" Ella pouted.

"We're all out." Shawn sighed.

"Hey, Hey!" The voice rang out of the pot.

"What was that?" Rodney asked.

"Let me check…" Sky lift the lid and Naruto's face appear in the broth, drawing a lot of cheer from the teammates.

"It's Yum-Fish-Man!" Brick cheered.

"Hey, hey!" The redhead's eyes shifted around comically, "I hear you want candy, you want candy? Do you?"

"HAI!" Everyone shouted.

"It's Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time!" Naruto vomit the candies up in air, "Yum-Yum time!"

"YUM-YUM TIME!" Everyone cheered as they swallow the piece of candies and the redhead's face disappeared. "Thank you, Yum-Fish-Man!"

* * *

"…" Everyone stared at the screen.

"…"

"…"

"What the fuck…" Chris mumbled with widened eyes before he clears his throat, "Next up, Team Victory with 'Samurai's Lament'." They watch a worst grainy commercial with Harold as samurai and his teammates as villagers. It mostly focus on the nerd and he sing out of nowhere before it end.

"…"

"…"

"…For some reason, I felt very insulted by that." Naruto deadpanned.

"Yeah…" The host agreed with his son, "That was…interesting…"

"It was art, a metaphor, a commentary on the Earth's sorrow and its crying out for…" Harold shouted before Lightning kicks him down.

"Thank you, Lightning." Chris chuckled, "I was about gonna shut him up. Finally, the Amazons." The girls was about to accept their defeat until the solo boy of the team hands the host a camera.

"It's all here on this camera!" Cody said quickly, "We have an amazing title for our commercial. It's called 'Huh?'." They watch another strange commercial with a lot of singing and odd clips of things blow up.

"…"

"…"

"…O…kay…" The host shook his head, "Well? Chef?"

"Well…" Chef rubbed his chin, "Both Team Amazon and Crushers is pretty good so I think I'm going with…The Crushers." The said team cheered.

"What?" Courtney stomp her foot, "Their commercial is weird and odd, unlike our!"

"…Have you seen some Japanese commercials?" The cooker deadpanned as he played a lot of clip of odd Japanese commercials, "Japan love weird and crazy stuff…They are just this weird…No offense, brat."

"None taken, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Congratulations, Team Crusher." Chris turned to his co-worker, "But, Chef, I also have to know, who bit the biggest?"

"Team Victory, duh!" Chef crossed his arms, "It's too depressing…And kind of insulting for some reason…YOU FUCKING LOSE! GO SEND A MOTHERFUCKER HOME TONIGHT!"

"Wait?" Leshawna narrowed her eyes, "It's not a reward?"

"Nah, I never said it was." The host grinned, "At the start, I was going to tell you it was elimination challenge but someone…Harold…open his mouth too many time. So go vote and meet me in the galley."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

A panda cub smashes the stamp on DJ's passport with angry glare and an intern quickly grabs the squirming cub. The creature starts to hit the poor intern with the stamp.

* * *

**(Galley)**

"Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks." Chris gestured at his co-worker with tray, "And if you don't get one, you'll be taking the Drop of Shame. The following travelers are safe…" Chef tossed the bag of peanuts to them, "Lindsay, Bridgette, Lightning, Leshawna." DJ and Harold glanced at each other, "The final bag goes to…"

"…" DJ grinned as if he wants to go home soon.

"…" Harold sighed.

"…DJ."

"NOOOOO!" The Jamaican giant screamed on his knees.

"I shall go because I brought the dishonor to our team." The nerd said with his chest up, "Only one thing can restore the balance…"

"Yeah, yeah, no need to get drama queen over a elimination." Chef shoves him out of the hatch and Chris just tossed the parachute chute out with blank face.

"Good news, he got it…" The host peeked out.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Man, I still can't get use to it." Sky sighed blissfully as she rest on the comfy chair, "We better win the next challenge to stay here." They have been in the first-class for two days and they wonder when the next destination will be taking.

"We will." Max grunted, "Or you all will be first to go when I take over the world!"

"Yeah, yeah, we will, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at the aspiring villain.

"Oh, I hope the next place will be beautiful to sing in." Ella squealed to herself, "Do you also wish it to be?"

"All I care about is if there are any shelters to defend ourselves or a clearing so we can spot a zombie." Shawn said nervously.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

Cody was very glad that he was with a lot of travelers since some of them help him hiding from the crazed girl. Just yesterday, they caught her molested his own foot in his sleep, who the hell does that?! "Where's my Codykin?" Sierra ran across the economy class with furious glance.

"I think I saw him going in the restroom." Dawn said and the fangirl gasped.

"Oh, no!" Sierra ran off, "Mama's coming for you, Codykin!"

"Creepy…" Noah muttered.

"And how is everyone back here?" Chris peeked in the cabin with a grin as everyone glare at him, "That is what I would ask if I care. Coming through. Make way."

"Where are you taking us next?" Leshawna snorted, "Can it please be somewhere there's no pinball of any kind?"

"Or panda?" DJ wailed in his hands.

"Or these vile candies…" The bookworm deadpanned.

"Candies where?" Owen drooled.

"Our next destination is everything you've just asked for." The host grinned as he walks back to the cockpit before the alarm went off and the travelers attempted to put their safety belts on.

"We got some nasty air bumps." Chef's voice spoke out of the PA, "Lock your asses to a seat. Over!"

"You don't need to say 'over'." Chris' voice rang.

"I just like saying it!" Chef snarled, "Fucking over…Hey, why is this PA light on…Oh…Over!"

"We're gonna to dieeeee!" The oaf screamed before Alejandro pinch his shoulder, send the oaf to dreamland.

Noah glances at his broken belt, "Perfect."

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

"Can we stop messing with them and level out?" The cooker smirked evilly.

"Nah!" The host chuckled evilly.

* * *

**(Yukon)**

The airplane bounced across the runaway and skid to its side, tossing out all of the travelers in process. "Welcome to the Yukon!" Chris grinned over the pile of travelers.

* * *

The travelers shiver in the coldest winter as their host smirks at them in his warmest coat and the queen bee narrowed her eyes. "H-H-Hello?!" Heather growled, "Where are our jackets?"

"Relax…" The host waved it off, "I ordered coats for everyone…They won't be ready for weeks. But as soon as they arrive, I'll be sure to hand them out."

"Oh, fuck you!" Jo growled, "Fuck you!"

"M-Maybe we should huddle for warmth." Courtney chattered and as soon as she says it, everyone huddled up. Owen grabbed Noah and Cody in his bear hug, ignoring the scowling fangirl.

"Red!" Izzy glomped the redhead, "You're so warm!"

"Indeed." Naruto nearly jump at the petite girl's voice and glance to see that she was hugging him from behind.

"W-W-Why do I have to wear short clothes…" Heather hugged the redhead with a light blush.

"Um…" The redhead glance behind to see that his surfer girl was hugging Alejandro with Leshawna and Lindsay. He shakes his head, why does he have a bad feeling about it?

'…What am I doing?' Bridgette's eyes widened as she glance at her boyfriend, 'Ugh…I better snap out of it now.'

"A little chilly without mittens." Chris joked.

"Cocoa?" Chef asked with a warm hot chocolate.

"Don't mind if I do." The host drinks his cup with a smirk.

"Are you gonna finish that?" The oaf asked and the host was about to answer him.

"Of course he is." Sierra cut him off, "It's Chris' favorite drink."

"Wrong." Chris muttered, "It's…"

"Second only to tomato juice." The fangirl smirked.

"That's not on the fan site…" The host said with disturbed expression.

"I went to your high school and interviewed all your old teachers for the things I need to write about." Sierra grinned insanity.

'Why the hell did I just let her join us?' The host shivered, 'And why do I feel like I forget something?'

"WHO THE HELL CALL ME TOMATO, DATTEBAYO?!"

"And someone get him ramen, stat!" Chris shouted before the cooker shove it into the redhead's hands, "Moving on…Crossing the icy river in Canada's frozen tundra used to be easy, back when the river was frozen solid. But thanks to global warming…Earth is finally becoming a lot more interesting, by which I mean…Deadly!"

"Yay!" The crazy girl cheered on Naruto's head.

"Today's challenge is called the Total Drama…" The host chuckled as he gestures at the large river, "The Icicle! Teams must make their way across this watery chasm by jumping from ice floe to ice floe. First team member across must make their way to the dogsleds on the far shore and become the dog, pulling a sled all the way to the finish line as you grab the rest of your team along the way at marked meeting points." The travelers dropped their jaws, "Sleds are first come, first serve, so move fast. Don't worry…If you fall into the water, we're legally required to save you. So we have two divers downstream, ready to pull you out."

"You guys ready for some mad ice-floe jumpin'?" Tyler smirked at his team, "'cause this guy is kickin' it into high gear!"

"Um…I'm not confident that I can do it." Cameron muttered before B pats his back and gesture to his back. "Oh, you'll carry me across?" The bubble boy asked as the silent boy nod, "Thank, B!"

"Whoever doesn't land near the sled, head straight for the finish line." Leshawna barked at her team, "So we don't lost any time getting you on the sled." Her team agreed with her.

"Lightning will be the one that bring his team to victory!" The sport jock puffed his chest up.

"Let's assist our teammates across the river." Brick said to his team, "We won't leave anyone behind."

"That's great idea, dattebayo." Naruto grinned.

"And Rodney will be the dog because he's big and stronger." Sky patted the said boy's back.

"Um…I…We…Okay!" Rodney nodded nervously.

"What is the reward for this challenge?" The queen bee scowled.

"Did I say 'reward'?" Chris smirked evilly, "We barely start our season off and you want rewards? My, my, what a greedy teenagers you are."

"Ugh!" Everyone grumbled.

"On your marks!" The host announced as everyone gets ready, "Get set! GO!" The teams quickly ran toward the river before the clumsy jock jump on the ice floe, only to slip into the cold water.

"Hi, Tony!" Lindsay leaps over him.

"I-I-It's Tyler." Tyler shivered from the cold, he know that the bombshell was really bad with names.

"You ready, Ella?" Sky asked the princess, receive a nod.

"Remember, on three." Naruto said, "One…Two…Three!" Ella jumped off the floe into their arms before her slipper fall off and the redhead picked it up. "Your shoe, dattebayo." Naruto smiled as he help her by putting it back on, never noticed a light blush from the princess.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ooh, it's like a fairy tale!" Ella sighed dreamily, "First he saves me from danger…Now he places my slipper back on…He's such a prince…" She sighed, "Sadly, he's already taken."

* * *

"Whoa!" They glanced at the source to see Gwen on two broken floes.

"Go on ahead, dattebayo." The redhead called to the Cree girl, "I'll help her. I'll catch you up."

"But she's on different team." The aspiring Olympian said, she really want to help the goth girl.

"Yeah but she's my friend and to me, friends come first, dattebayo." Naruto replied as he quickly leap across the floes to help his goth friend, never noticed a soft smile from the Cree girl.

* * *

"It's too far!" Bridgette glanced at the distance between the floes.

"You can do it." Alejandro encouraged her, "Just jump. Quick!" The surfer girl jumped and landed on the Latino villain as they clashed on each other, accidentally kiss each other. She gasped and glance around to see that her boyfriend was busy with his team after rescued the goth girl.

"I'm so sorry, thank for catching me." The surfer girl said with light blush.

"It's okay, it was an accident." The Latino teenager replied as they got up together, "Sensei is lucky to have you as his girlfriend." He picks her up and carries her toward another side, noticing that DJ was in lead.

Bridgette stares at him dreamily before she shake her head clearly, "Are you trying to have a secret alliance with me?"

"Alliance?" Alejandro glanced at her, "Oh, no. I'm just being a gentlemen."

"Yeah…" The surfer girl said dreamily before she smacks her head, 'Ugh! Snap out of it!'

* * *

Several of the travelers made it across the river and the host glances around, "Nice! Team Victory is in lead with a best sled, thank to Lightning. Leshawna will ride the sled and Lightning is the dog."

"It's Lightning time!" The sport jock cheered to himself, "Sha-bam!"

"Following in second place is Brick with Rodney as a dog." Chris chuckled at them, "Lucky…" Heather and Courtney ran up to the third sled, "Grab a sled and start pullin'…Courtney, you're the dog."

"What?" The CIT sneered, "You can't do that, we got here first!"

"I can…" The host grinned, "And I went by alphabetical."

"Is that about the stupid lawsuit?!" Courtney threw her hands up.

"I'll be lying if I say no." Chris smirked evilly.

"Oh, no!" Tyler skidded on his feet in front of the nuclear waste sled.

"Oh, yeah!" The host chuckled before Izzy leap into the dangerous sled.

"Look!" The crazy girl pointed at the nuclear symbol, "It has speakers! We can play music!"

"No, it's radioactive!" The jock gasped in horror.

"Eh, radioactive is everywhere." Chef shrugged at the camera as the four sleds race off, Team Victory in lead and Team Amazon in last place with Heather whipping the CIT all the way.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"You alright back there, Max?" The redhead asked to make sure that the aspiring villain wasn't having any problem as they race toward their posts.

"Y-Y-Yes…" Max chattered, "W-W-When I take over this world…winter is the second thing to go…A-a-a-as I get my weather machine working!"

"That would be so awesome to have a weather machine, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"I know!" The aspiring villain smirked with a shiver.

* * *

**(Bridgette)**

The surfer girl chew her lip, she can't stop thinking about the accidental kiss. "Look…" Alejandro pointed at the post pole, "A meeting point. Let's wait here." She glanced at the Latino teenager and starts to think to herself.

'Ugh…' Bridgette groaned mentally, 'What am I doing to Naruto? Since Alejandro join us, I can't stop thinking about him…I'm pushing my own boyfriend away over a stupid crush…How can I get rid of it?' She shuffled her feet before she perk up at a thought, '…After the accident kiss, I'm starting to think about Naruto. Does that mean I have to get it all out of my system by kiss Alejandro? No…Well…It's just me and Alejandro…No one will know about it…' She take a deep breath, "Alejandro, I need to do something to get it out of my system…"

"What do you mean?" The Latino teenager asked nervously, for some reason he have a bad feeling about it. Something caught his attention.

"Just to let you know that it means nothing." The surfer girl whispered softly, she never notice that Alejandro was waving at someone with a smile before she grab him and pull the Latino teenager in for a kiss. It last for a few seconds before she let him go, only to blink at the paled widened-eyes Latino villain and her heart start to beating as she slowly turn her head around with widened eyes. To her, it was like if everything went in slow motion.

_Thump Thump_

'No…' Bridgette thought.

_Thump Thump_

The first thing she saw was Max, the said boy was gaping before his eyes quickly glance at his side with worriedly expression.

_Thump Thump_

'Please no…' The surfer girl's heart beats rapidly.

_Thump Thump Thump Thump_

Naruto stared at her with widened eyes and she can see that tears were forming in his eyes. "Naruto…" Bridgette gasped in horror, what has she done?! The redhead closed his eyes and ran past them with a choke. "Naruto, wait!" She quickly chase after him, leaving behind the two boys and Max glared at her back before focus it on Alejandro as he look at the redhead's back with guilty expression.

* * *

She doesn't know how long she has been chasing the running redhead but to her, it feels like hours. "NARUTO, WAIT!" Bridgette shouted and this time, her boyfriend stops in front of her with shaking shoulders.

"H-H-How could you do that…" Naruto choked, "A-A-After everything we went through!"

"Naruto, it was just a…"

"Just a what!" The redhead roared as the surfer girl flinched, "I saw you kissing him on purpose, dattebayo! H-H-How should I not see that? All the signs?!"

"What are you talking about?!" She gasped.

"You know what I'm talking about, dattebayo!" Naruto turned around with tear-dripping eyes, "The way you distancing yourself from me! The way you just talk to me, I barely get a full sentence out of you!" The redhead kicked the snow off the ground, "A-A-And…You never say that you love me back when I told you that I love you…"

"Naru…" Bridgette attempted to explain but the next shout cut her off.

"I don't want to hear it when it's obvious, dattebayo!" He choked on his tears, "…You don't love me anymore…Fine! Fine!"

"Naruto!" The surfer girl gasped in horror, "Naruto, I sti…"

"WE'RE DONE!" Naruto shouted as it echoed across the tundra, "IT'S OVER! DONE! OVER!" He quickly ran away from the shocked surfer girl, "GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"Naruto…" The tears slowly drip out of her eyes.

* * *

**(Team Victory)**

"Is it me or did anyone hear a shout?" Lightning asked after DJ accidently hit the baby seal into the frozen river since he needs to rest for a bit.

"I wonder what just happen." Lindsay asked and the team won't the only one that hears the shout.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

The redhead slowly walks toward his pole, stifling his sob and he don't know how long he has been walking for. He leans his forehead on the pole and closed his eyes for a while.

"_Don't you fret, my dear Naruto."_ Naruto's eyes snapped widened at Misa's voice as he glanced around in fear, _"The only person you need is me and no one else…Soon we will be together in the next life, my beloved…"_

"Naruto!" As if it was like magic, the voice vanished and he glances behind him to see Sky with their team, they seem to be worried about him. It turns out that Max told them what just happened. "Let's go…" The aspiring Olympian said softly and the redhead joins them, no one say a word through their race.

* * *

**(Finishing Line)**

Chris watched the four sleds race each other as they get closer and the team Victory crossed it, followed by Team Chris, Crushers, and Amazon. "Last place?" Heather stomped her foot, "I can't believe I did all that work for nothing!" The Victory team cheered until the host notice one thing.

"Actually, team Victory crossed the finish line without Bridgette, so they come in last." Chris chuckled, "Which means team Amazon is in third place, team Crusher in second, and Team Chris is really hot is in first place!"

"Al, buddy!" Owen held his hand up, "Don't leave me hanging here, Al…Al? Al?"

"Naruto…" Alejandro attempted to say something to the redhead.

"I'm going back to the plane!" Naruto walk away from them with a snarl, earning a lot of concern from the travelers.

"What's up with him?" Leshawna raised her eyebrow.

"Le…Lesha…Leshawna…" Rodney stammered nervously, "He…She…They…"

"I'll tell them…" Max frowned, "Since you're in last place, I demand you to…" He told the team Victory what just happened, what they don't know that the Team Chris and Amazon just overheard it.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Heather crossed her arms with a frown, "…If it wasn't like that, I would celebrate about it…But…" She punched the wall with a snarl, "It's not supposed to end like that!"

_***Static***_

"And here I thought you were nice!" Leshawna growled with crossed arms, "You are so done!"

_***Static***_

"It's my fault…" Alejandro rubbed his head, "Now aniki is mad at me…Damn it…"

_***Static***_

"That was what I'm afraid of." Dawn sighed to herself, "I should have done something about it but it's too late…"

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

Chris glare at the dejected surfer girl with crossed arms before Chef stands next to him, "Chef, if we're both here, who's flying the plane?"

"I have it covered." The cooker grunted.

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

Chef-balloon was piloting the airplane, ignoring the warning from the fighter jets.

* * *

"Victory, I have peanut-filled barf bags for the four of you who get to stay…" the host throws the bags at them, "Lindsay, Lightning, Leshawna, and DJ." Bridgette widened her eyes as Chef shoves the parachute chute into her hands, "Any last words before you take a plunge?"

"…Please tell Naruto that…" Bridgette said before the host cut her off.

"Oh, would you look at the time?" Chris pushed her out of the airplane before he walk away from them, "I'll be in cockpit if anyone need me."

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Where's Naruto?" Cody asked, worrying for his redhead friend.

"I don't know…" Brick rubbed his head nervously, "I think we better leave him alone for a while…"

"She's gone?" Heather growled as soon as the team Victory enters the economy class.

"Yeah…" DJ sighed, "That sucks big time that it happened to him…"

* * *

**(Unknown Location)**

Naruto curled up in ball and sobbed silently to himself until he falls asleep.

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

Chef glances at his groaning boss, it was nighttime and the host keep checking his camera monitors for any sign of the redhead. "…Penny for thought?" The cooker grunted.

"…If it was someone else, I'll be happy about it because of a drama…" Chris leaned his head back on his seat, "But it's my kid and…I…I don't know what to do…Do I have to go to him and talk about it or just let him be…I don't know! Ugh! I suck at it as a father…"

"…Do them both." Chef grunted, "First, just let him be for a little while until he get little better then talk it to him…You don't suck at being daddy because you're worried about brat after what just happened…Damn…" He tightened his grip on the handles, "Brat really went through a lot of things but this time, it's big…"

"Yes, there are so many different kinds of pain…" The host sighed, "I think what he's feeling is same thing I felt when Kushina broke up with me after our big fight…"

"Yeah…" The cooker sighed, "Hope he'll get around sooner…"

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

It has been one week since they leave Yukon and the travelers barely see the redhead, he only show up to get his suppers before return to his hidden place that no one can find, even the cameras. "We gotta talk to Naruto." DJ muttered, "We can't let him mope around, he would do the same things for us."

"I know." Courtney sighed, "But he's stonewalling us."

"And he has really a good hiding place." Max said, "I can't even find him anywhere." B was about to say something but the PA cut him off.

"Ok, maggots, get your asses back in the seats!" Chef's voice grunted, "We are going to land for your next challenge."

"Ooh, we can use it as a chance to talk to Nathan." Lindsay said, "We can, like, cheer him up and try to get his mind off Beatrice."

"Maybe we can…" Heather muttered.

* * *

**(Vietnam)**

"Welcome to Vietnam!" Chris grinned at the four teams as he glanced at his dejected son, "Sorry for a long flight, I was in a long meeting with my producers about the next several destinations."

"I'm very curious…" Cameron raised his hand, "How is it possible to fly a plane for a week without stop for any refuel?"

"We have a lot of barrels and it's possible when you have a lot of interns and harness wires." The host grinned evilly and the travelers glance at the panting camera crew.

"I'm surprised that the interns don't sue you at all…" Sky raised her eyebrows.

"We tried to but it's impossible…" One of the interns whimpered.

"Okay!" Chris clapped his hands, "Today's first challenge is a simple game that you really want to win a special reward for the next challenge…"

"How simple?" Dawn asked curiously.

"Very simple, that it's all about luck." The host replied as Chef pushed the cart in, "Egg Roulette!"

"Egg what?" Leshawna blinked.

"It's like Russian roulette but more safe…" Chris explained, "There is one raw egg among the hardboiled eggs and you all have to select one of the eggs then smash your chosen egg on forehead. If one of you get a raw egg, you're out of the game and we will bring in a new batch of eggs so it's all random…The game will end when three of the four teams are out and the outlasting team wins."

"If I get hardboiled eggs, can I eat them?" Owen asked with a grin.

"Of course you can." The host rolled his eyes, "I want everyone to sit in alternative order from Amazon, Team Chris, Crusher…Victory, since you have four members left, each of you will sit on one side of the table."

"I bet you Victory will be the first team to be out." Jo taunted with a smirk, earns a few glare from the said team.

* * *

Chris glances around to make sure that the travelers are ready, "Let's start with B in clockwise." The silent boy drumming his fingers on the table as he look over the eggs and pick one of them up before he smash it on his forehead, turns out that it was a hardboiled egg. Max was next.

"You better be a hardboiled one or I will destroy your kinds." Max glared at his chosen egg before he smash it on his forehead, "Ha! The evil prevail!" While the travelers were taking their turns, Alejandro glance at his right to see Lightning and a plot appears in his head, let's see if he can play it out the way he want.

"Lightning, was it?" The Latino villain whispered.

"Yeah." Lightning nodded slightly.

"It's quite a pity that your team is falling apart because it has a bad leader." Alejandro said.

"Are you drafted?" The sport jock narrowed his eyes, "I'm not the bad leader here…"

"Oh, I thought it was Leshawna." The Latino villain muttered, "I bet you that she is trying to steal your spot…Maybe you should get more active and show your team that you're the person that is suitable to lead his team to the goal."

"Yeah, you're right." Lightning smirked, "Lightning will score this game for his team. Sha-bam!"

"And I just washed my hair just now!" They glanced to see that Leshawna pick the raw egg.

"Leshawna's out!" The host chuckled, "Next round, Dawn." The petite girl quickly chose her egg and it turns out to be hardboiled egg. Cameron scan the eggs nervously before he smash his egg on the forehead, only to fall back and screaming in pain with bruise on his face.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ow!" The bubble boy winced as he touches his bruised forehead, "I really bruise very easy and that's one of many reasons why my mother won't let me go outside…"

* * *

Tyler, Brick, Lindsay, Courtney, DJ, and Rodney were out after several rounds. "Wonderful…" Noah muttered with yolk-stained forehead.

"Hmm, you know what?" Chris smirked, "Let's add five raw eggs to make it more interesting."

"Oh, come on!" The sassy girl threw her hands up, "We only have Lightning!"

"Too bad!" The host chuckled, "Naruto, your turn…" The redhead just chose his egg aimlessly and smash it, his devil's luck saved him once again. Owen licked his lip as his eyes look over the batch before he pick one up and break it. It was a hardboiled egg as the oaf grinned before he glances at the redhead next to him.

"Um…" Owen rubbed his head, "Naru, how are you now?" Naruto just grunted, "Well…I can understand what you are feeling right now and I want you to know that…"

"No, you don't know anything, dattebayo!" Naruto snarled softly before his eyes widened at the flinching oaf, "…Gomen…I don't mean to…"

"It's okay." The oaf rubbed his head nervously, "Not a good time yet, right?"

"Hai…" The redhead sighed, "Later…again, I'm sorry…"

"And it's okay." Owen patted his back, glancing at some worried travelers and he notices that Sierra got eliminated during his conversation.

* * *

Twenty minutes went by and the Team Victory got eliminated after Lightning's turn. B, Cameron, Sky, Alejandro, Max, Ella, and Cody were also eliminated. "Please be a hardboiled one." Gwen glanced at her egg before she ends up splashing the yolk all over her face, "Great…"

"Now it's down to seven players, Amazon in lead by three." Chris announced as Chef placed a tray, with seven eggs, on the table, "One of them is the hardboiled egg and the rest are raw so choose wise. Don't break them until I say so." Naruto pick one of them first since it was closer to him as the remaining travelers chose their eggs, "…Break them!" There were six splashing sounds, "And team Crusher win the special reward, thank to Naruto's luck!" The said team cheered, "Now follow me for your next challenge."

* * *

**(Imperial City, Hue)**

"Welcome to Imperial City, Hue." Chris gestured at the walled fortress with palace as some of the travelers stared at it in awe, "This place is where you all will take your second challenge..." Chef passed out the familiar jackets.

"Oh, no, not another nametag challenge…" Leshawna groaned.

"Yes, it's another nametag ripping challenge." The host laughed, "But this time, it's little different…"

"What kind of difference?" Rodney asked and his host pulls out a small card-sized paper as most of the travelers notice that there was a crown symbol on it.

"King-slash-Queen nametag." Chris explained with a grin, "Each teams will get one of these and you have to decide who will be the king or queen. This tag will be placed on their back, hidden by the nametag so no opposite team knows who's the king or queen of your team. If the king or queen's nametag is ripped out…His or her team will be out instantly!" The travelers gasped, "If the non-ruler's nametag is ripped, nothing happen so you better chose your king or queen wisely but don't put it on until you get to your starting place…Crushers, your special reward will be there when you get there, which is at the north area. Victory, go to the west side, Amazon, the south, and Team Chris, East." The teams walk away from him as their host hollered at them, "Oh yeah, the last surviving team will fly first class and the team that get wipe out will face elimination!"

* * *

**(Team Victory)**

"I'm the king." Lightning said right away as soon as his team reaches their starting point, "And that's it."

"Hell, no!" Leshawna scowled, "You don't have any experience in that game and we're outnumber so…"

"As the leader, I'm taking command of this team!" The sport jock snatched the king tag, "Lightning's the king of game and will score a touchdown for the team. Sha-bam!"

"Why I gotta…" The sassy girl squirmed in her teammates' arms.

"Let just give him a chance." DJ said nervously.

"Yeah, he must be our only chance." Lindsay gulped.

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"Codykin can be the king!" Sierra pulled the squirming geek in her arms, "He will do it!"

"No, I don't!" Cody attempted to pry her arms off, "Let me go!"

"See, he want to be!" The fangirl ignored him.

"He said no." Heather growled and the fangirl return it back with lowly growl.

"As the leader, it's oblivious that I'll be the queen." Courtney jabbed her thumb at herself.

"Hell, no!" Jo scowled, "I'm stronger than you so it will go to me!"

"No, it will go to me." Gwen frowned, "I have more experience in this kind of challenges." They start to argue with each other until a soft voice cause them to jump.

"I'll be the queen so that way, you don't have to worry about protecting your back." Dawn said with blank expression.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Fine!" The girls huffed with crossed arms.

"Don't worry, Codykin, I'll protect you!" Sierra shrieked in the poor geek's ears and the girls have to separate them by force.

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

"Are you sure about this plan?" Cameron asked worriedly and B nods his head.

"Of course." Alejandro smiled, "It's logical that they will go after the stronger person so it's better to leave it in his hands."

"Right!" Izzy giggled, "I bet they won't see it coming!"

* * *

**(Crushers)**

"Oh, we can pick Naruto to be a king because it suits him." Ella gushed, only to pout at the redhead's headshake.

"No, I'm not in best condition to do it…" Naruto said softly.

"How about Shawn?" Sky suggested, "He's more quick and can escape from anything, thank to his…um…'zombie survival' training."

"I have an evil plan for our special reward." Max rubbed his hands with evil grin, "My minion will take care of it."

"Yeah, what boss said." Rodney nodded with goofy grin.

"_Game start! Game start!"_ The PA rang out and the team split up in small groups as they ran off.

* * *

**(Team Victory)**

"Damn him!" The sassy girl snarled and her teammates glance at each other nervously, Lightning just took off as soon as the announcement released. "I told this fool to stay together!" She threw her arms up, "He better hope that we'll make it before the other team or this fool will be first to go!"

* * *

**(Noah)**

"Hey little buddy, who do you think is the king or queen?" Owen asked and the bookworm rubs his chin.

"It's hard to say…" Noah shrugged, "Amazon may fight over it until they decide on one person. For the Victory team, it's either Leshawna or Lightning…Crushers won't pick Naruto because of you know…" The oaf nodded until he spots someone.

"I see DJ!" The oaf pointed at the Jamaican giant but the said boy overheard them and ran toward them.

"Hurry, rip my nametag!" DJ sobbed.

"…What?" The bookworm blinked.

"You have to…" The Jamaican giant tripped on his feet and fall on his back, only to blink at the shrieking of pain. "Wha…?" He sat up and turns his head to see the injured black-handed-gibbon with its tongue sticking out.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I…I…I hurt this innocent monkey…" DJ sobbed in his hands, "I want to go home now!"

* * *

Noah rips the sobbing giant's nametag off and walk away with emotionless expression.

"_DJ out! DJ out!"_

* * *

**(Cameron)**

The bubble boy kick the air as Lightning hold him up by collar, "Let me go! Let me go!"

"Sure." The sport jock ripped his nametag off, only to frown when he saw nothing on the bubble boy's back.

"_Cameron out! Cameron out!"_

"Aw, man…" Lightning started to shake Cameron around, "Who's your king? Tell me or else!" The bubble boy paled before they both hear a noise and the sport jock glance at the source and he smirk.

"Run!" Max screamed, "Don't let him rip your nametag! Protect your back!" Rodney turns around and starts to run away with the aspiring villain as the sport jock chase them, leaving the bubble boy behind. It wasn't long enough until Lightning tackles the country boy down and rips the nametag out, never notice an evil smirk on the midget's face.

_Riiip!_

"Ha, Lightning's in zone…" The sport jock blinked at a small tag, "Bomb? What does that mean?"

"_Rodney out! Lightning out! Team Victory out!"_

"What!" Lightning's eyes widened in shock.

"The reward was a bomb tag, if someone rips the bomber's nametag off…" The aspiring villain chuckled evilly, "Bomb…My evil plan work!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Honestly, I didn't know that Lightning was the king." Max crossed his arms, "We were lucky…"

* * *

"You are so going to pay for it!" The sport jock snarled and the midget was about to say something…

_Riiip!_

Max dropped his jaw and turn around to see Izzy running away with a giggle.

"_Max out! Max out! Max out! Max out!"_

"Shut up!" The aspiring villain screamed with red face, "Why do you always repeat my name many time?!"

* * *

**(Sky)**

A couple hours went by and so far, three travelers got eliminated, the travelers were Cody, Jo, and B. The Cree girl take a glance at the sulking redhead, "…Naruto."

"Nani?" Naruto grunted softly.

"I want you to know that I can understand what you're going through…" Sky said.

"No, you don't." The redhead muttered, "No one really understands it at all, dattebayo!"

"I do." The aspiring Olympian spun on her heels to look into his eyes, "I know what you're going through because…" She rubbed her arm with a sigh, "Last year, my ex cheated on me with someone else at the party." The redhead widened his eyes.

"I…I don't know that…" Naruto scratched his head, "Gomen…I…"

"It's okay, you don't know because we just meet." Sky sighed, "Like you, I walked on them but worse…It wasn't just a kiss…"

"Huh?" The redhead frowned, what can be worse than a kiss…Slowly his eyes widened, "Oh…Oh…I'm so…"

"Yeah…" The Cree girl nodded, "Look, I know that you're still down but everyone is worried about you and they want to help you…"

"I know but I want to…" Naruto muttered.

"Be alone for a while." Sky finished his sentence, "We all can understand that but you have to stop blocking everyone out, we are trying to help you…" She placed her hand on his shoulder, "You can't keep it in the bottle because it will be bad, trust me, I have been there before…"

"…How long will it be until it stops hurt?" He asked.

"Honest?" The aspiring Olympian glanced at the nodding redhead, "…I don't know…I think it will stick with us for the rest of life but my older sister told me that…To keep your chin up and moving forward until you will find someone to make this pain go away."

"…Your sister's wise, dattebayo." Naruto smiled sadly.

"She is." Sky smiled, "Look, if you need to talk about it…I'll lend you my ear. It's good idea to talk to someone who knows what you're going through."

"…I'll think about it, dattebayo." The redhead muttered, "Thank…"

"No problem…"

"_Alejandro out! Alejandro out!"_

"Oh, I forget we still have a challenge to do!" The Cree girl gasped as Naruto nodded before they ran off together.

* * *

**(Heather)**

"What the hell?!" The queen bee sneered at Alejandro's nametag, "You're not the king?!"

"Sorry, miss." Alejandro replied as the interns drag him away, "Good luck, you need it."

"Then who's the one?" Heather stomped her foot in rage.

"_Ella out! Ella out!"_

"I wonder who did it?" Courtney asked, what they don't know that it was Tyler that rip the princess's nametag off.

* * *

**(Dawn)**

The petite girl ran away from the chasing zombie nut across the palace and she turn around the corner, only to bump into someone else. "Dawn?" She glances up to see the redhead.

"Oh, Naruto…" Dawn gasped before there was a sound.

_Riiip!_

The petite girl glances behind to see her nametag in Shawn's hand.

"_Dawn out! Team Amazon out!"_

"You're the queen?" The zombie nut blinked, "Why is there no one to protect you?"

"Ah, Sierra ran off to looking for someone that got Cody out." Dawn sighed, she was glad that the fangirl was not around because her aura was too scary for the petite girl. The boys frowned at the new information.

* * *

**(Brick)**

"_Noah out! Noah out!"_

"Please…" Owen crawled slowly with a heavy pant, "Release me to the blissful donut heaven!"

"…You just ran a few meters…" The bookworm facepalmed.

"You need a lot of training to do." Brick ripped the oaf's nametag off, "That's kind of little sad."

"Oh, thank you, sweet glaze of chocolate cake!" Owen flopped on the ground.

"…"

"…"

"…Need help with the carry?" The cadet asked.

"Yep." Noah nodded.

* * *

**(Shawn)**

The zombie nut panted as he jump across the rooftop and glance behind to see the giggling crazy girl, why did he decide to split up from his team?! "Let me have your nametag, Jumpy!" Izzy giggled and she kept chase him for a while before the crazy girl finally catch him. Shawn hold her hands away from his nametag and one of his hand finally grab the hold of her nametag, at same time Izzy has her hand on his.

_Riiip!_

_Riiip!_

"_Izzy out! Shawn out! Team Crusher out!"_

* * *

**(Naruto)**

The redhead blinked at the cheering jock with his hand on Tyler's nametag, "You're the king?"

"Whoo, I'm the man!" Tyler cheered at his luck.

* * *

**(Imperial City, Hue)**

"Wow, I never think that you pick Tyler to be the king." Chris chuckled, "But because of this unlikely choice, Team Chris wins!" The said team cheered at another chance to ride first-class, "And Team Victory, you come in fourth place and it's really bad…You know the drill."

"UGH!" Leshawna roared in rage.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet)**

Gwen was following her team into the economy class until she spots Naruto sneak into the cargo hold and the goth girl look around to see that no one else notice it. Gwen slowly sneaks into the cargo hold and follow the redhead at a distant, she want to help the redhead.

* * *

**(Galley)**

"Okay, I have the result of the voting." Chris held up the passports with a grin, "I'm going to skip everything because I'm pretty sure you all know it by the heart."

"Yeah, yeah." Victory teammates grumbled.

"The lucky travelers are…" The host tossed the bags at them, "Lindsay, Leshawna…It's down to DJ and Lightning. The final bag goes to…"

"…" DJ crossed his fingers in hope that it will be him to go home.

"…" Lightning glared.

"…DJ!"

"NO!" The Jamaican giant cried, "When will it end?!"

"What?!" The sport jock stood up with parachute chute, "You can't bench the Lightning! Without me, the team is lost!"

"I think the team is already lost since there are three of them now." Chris grinned as Chef tossed Lightning out of the airplane.

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

Naruto turn around the corner and slide into the room-size crate that he use to hide away from everyone as he sit against the wall in fetus position. "So that's where you hide in the whole time." The redhead jerked his head up to see the goth girl as she closed the lid, "Never think of it and it's really useful to hide from the cameras."

"Hai..." Naruto muttered as he tucks his head back in, "Just go away…I want to be alone for now."

"Nah." Gwen sat down next to him as she wrapped her arm around his shoulders, "I'm not leaving you…Like you did for me back on the island." It was little odd for the goth girl because their roles were switched around, "…If I remember it right, you told me that I'm not alone because I have friends and they will help me picking up the pieces."

"Yeah, I did…" The redhead sighed, "It really hurt…"

"Naruto…" The goth girl rested her head on top of his head, "Please…Let it out, let the world know what you feeling right now…" Naruto start to sob several times before he lean into her arms and pour his heart out with tears. Gwen stokes his hair and whisper softly to let him know that she was there for him. It went on for a several hours until the crying stop, "Naruto, do you feel a little better now…"

"Hai…" Naruto hiccupped, "I guess I have to apologize to everyone for block them out, dattebayo…"

"You don't have to." Gwen lifts his chin up to look into his eyes, "We're there for you like you were for us…"

"Yeah…" They stared into each other's eyes for a while and what happened was something that they both don't know who start it first but they were kissing each other. Naruto slowly wrap his arms around her as Gwen pull him down. Their kiss slowly turns into a make-out and they roll around as they discard some of their clothes with their roaming hands.

* * *

Gwen slowly kissing his chest downward as Naruto massages the back of her head and her hand slowly trailing upward his legs. The redhead releases a moan at the wet feeling on his lower region.

* * *

Naruto stares at her bouncing breasts as she release a moan. He leans up to lying her down on her back and thrusting into her as she wraps her legs around.

* * *

They hold each other with closed eyes before they gasp with widened eyes and quickly face away from each other with red faces as they grab their discarded clothes. "Naruto, did we just…"

"Hai…"

"…It's my fault, I couldn't have take advantage of you…" Gwen groaned.

"Nani!" Naruto turned around, "No, it's my fault! I was the one who start it, dattebayo!"

"No, I did start it!"

"No, I kiss you first and…"

"No, I took your clothes off first…" She waved her hands around, "Stop. Let's just agree that it was both our fault and leave it at this."

"Agree." He rubbed his head with red face as they finally get dressed, "…I never thought I would have my first time this way…"

"You too?" Gwen blushed with him, "…Um…I hope it don't stop us from being friends because of…"

"Oh, no, no." Naruto stammered with waving hand, "We're still good friends, dattebayo. Just closest friends…Eh, I mean, like a…"

"We are." She nodded rapidly, "Just a really good…Uh, close friend…Losing our virginity to each other doesn't mean that we have to get in a relationship because of…Well, you know…"

"Hai…" He scratched his head, "It just happened in a spur of moment and we just lost control…"

"Yeah…I blame the hormones." The goth girl smirked as Naruto laughed, "About time, you finally laugh after a week."

"…Um…" The redhead ruffled his hair, "…We better keep that secret, no need to let everyone know what we just did in here…"

"Oh, totally…" Gwen paled, "I bet some of them will kill us."

"Not to mention, Chef will have your head because he act like a mother hen to me sometime, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously and the goth girl nodded at him.

"Yes, he would…" She sighed as she stood up on her shakily legs, "…I better take a shower and go back to my team before they start looking for us."

"And I'm going to stay here for a bit while, dattebayo." The redhead smiled nervously, "I'll see you later…"

"Same here…" Gwen quickly give him a hug, "I want you to let everyone help you out…I'm…Eh, I mean we're here for you."

"Yeah, thank…" Naruto smiled gentle at her before she walk toward the lid.

'Naruto…' Gwen glanced behind to see him in the corner, '…I love you…' She quickly get out of the crate and sneak her way up into the shower.

'…I hope that don't bite me in ass someday.' The redhead hit the wooden wall with the back of his head.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

Several days went by and the Team Chris was having their breakfast. "Oh, man, first class rocks!" Tyler grinned.

"We eat the breakfast of champions." Alejandro chewed some of his gruel breakfast.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot." Izzy sighed happily as the intern massaged her shoulders, "Wish it was Red instead." The intern rolled his eyes and Owen rolled off the couch in his sleep, revealing the crushed bookworm.

"Finally…" Noah winced, "Thank for not noticing I was missing all night." B was about to say something but…

"I thought you were in bathroom." Cameron replied, never noticed that he just cut the silent boy off.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Stupid economy class." Heather fanned herself with her hand, "What is that horrible smell?"

"Defeat?" Gwen deadpanned.

"I could have been the queen." Courtney growled.

"No, someone didn't follow the plan that we all agreed on." Jo sneered and the Amazons glanced at Sierra as she stared at Cody with a drool.

"First chance, we'll all vote her out." The goth girl whispered.

"Please do." Dawn whispered back, they were tired of distracting the fangirl so Cody can get away from her and hide with the other teams.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm so glad that everyone is helping me out." Cody sighed, "If it wasn't for them, I would have lost all my shoes, toothbrush, socks, and underwear…Ugh, when it's over, I'm so gonna get a restraining order on her."

* * *

"I'm glad that you're getting little better now." Sky smiled at the redhead.

"Yeah, but I'm still in the wood, dattebayo." Naruto smiled sadly and the Cree girl nodded, it's something that no one can get over it quickly.

"At least you're not hiding anymore." Max crossed his arms, "That's a good process. I hate to not see you around because you're my second-best minion, right behind Rodney."

"Thank, I guess…" The redhead chuckled lightly.

"I know what will cheer you up more." Ella smiled, "A song!"

"Um…You don't have to do it…" The aspiring Olympian muttered, her team was kinda tired of hearing her singing, despite her good-intention.

"Actually, I would like that." Naruto grinned, "You have a great voice." He never noticed that his comment cause the princess to blush lightly, it was first time that someone said it to her.

'Even if he's down, he managed to stay nice and kind to everyone.' Sky smiled at the redhead as he listens to Ella's song about his red hair.

_What a beautiful red hair you have_

_Silky long hair that flow across the wind_

_How much I want to run my fingers though your hair_

* * *

"How's our team ever supposed to win when there's only three of us left?" DJ muttered with his dejected team.

"Enough downy talk, you guys." Lindsay encouraged her team, "We aren't quitters. We're fighters and we're winners!"

"Mm-mmm!" Leshawna nodded with a wide smile, "Girl got fire in her eyes!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I packed a season supply of lip gloss." Lindsay jiggled the lipstick, "And I've barely finished one tube. No way am I going home yet."

* * *

"Ladies, I took the liberty of smuggling a few things out of first class." Everyone turned to see Alejandro with foods in his arms.

"I better not." The bombshell declared, "I might break out…Oh, is that a snuffer's bar?" She quickly grabs it and shoves it into her mouth.

"…Look like she has another thing in common with her boyfriend." The sassy girl deadpanned.

"Amazon, would you like some of the bars?" The Latino villain asked.

"No, thank you." Dawn declared politely.

"We're not taking anything from the enemy." The queen bee sneered with crossed arms and she wasn't the only one who turns it down.

"Well…" Alejandro turned to the Crushers with a small wince as soon as he sees the redhead, "Crushers, I'm giving them to you and…Naruto, I want to apologize to you about what happened. You know that I would never do anything to hurt you…"

"I know…" Naruto said softly as he glanced away from him, "I saw everything so it wasn't your fault but for now, I don't want to talk or look at you for a while because…"

"I understand." The Latino teenager walk away with a nod, it's better to stay away from his sensei for a while and he doesn't want to remind the redhead about the kiss.

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

Few hours later, the teams were sitting in a boat with their host after his announcement of their next challenge. "Take a seat, grab a handle and I'll tell you where we're going." Chris grinned.

"Why are you wearing a life jacket?" Noah raised his eyebrow at his host.

"'Cause there's 24 of you, but only one valuable me." The host chuckled, "Hit it, Chef!" The travelers stare at the hatch door before the trapdoor under them drop them into the air and everyone screaming for their lives.

* * *

**(New York City)**

The boat land on the river safety and everyone glance around at the buildings. "Welcome to New York City!" Chris announced as they reached the Liberty Island, "Your first challenge is a carriage race to central park, which I like to call Liberty or Death."

"Oh, I've always dreamed of riding a horse-drawn carriage." Owen clapped his hands happily.

"Don't even think about making me the horse, Heather." Courtney glared at the queen bee.

"Slow down, conclusion-jumpers." The host chuckled, "It's a baby carriage race."

"So where are the carriages?" Leshawna glanced around for any signs of the carriages.

"Yeah…" Chris pointed upward as everyone noticed the teetering carriages on top of the Statue of Liberty's crown, "Hope you bought your climbing gloves." The travelers start to complain about the dangerous challenge.

"LOL, Chris." Sierra giggled, "I think your mischievous spirit makes the game."

"Thank you." The host muttered, "It's nice to be appreciated."

"Appreciated?" The fangirl run toward the host, "I love you! I always did! Even way back when you were making those terrible movies about talking cats."

"Uh…" Chris takes a step back and some travelers snickered at the info.

"I was even going to call my first fan club, the Christians, but that name was already taken." Sierra said and the host blinks at her, what is wrong with this girl?! He shoves her away from him and Alejandro discovers an idea in his head as he was watching the scene.

"Okay…" The host cleared his throat, "Less chatter, more splatter…Uh, climbing. More climbing. We'll leave the splatter to fate. Anyway, once you reach Lady Liberty's crown, pull up your rope to bring your team up faster. Once everyone's up, your team grabs the correct carriage off the spike, races back down to your boat and follows the buoys to your next exciting destination, Central Park."

"Uh, so when do we go shopping?" Lindsay asked.

"You don't." Chris smirked.

"NOOOOOO!" The bombshell screamed on her knees.

* * *

The four teams stand under their own ropes up and their host blows his whistle to start the challenge. Alejandro and Naruto quickly climb up the rope without any hesitation. "Look!" Izzy giggled as she climbs up the rope with her hands and feet, "I'm a rabid monkey!"

"Ow!" DJ shakes his hand after touched the rope, "What are these ropes made of?"

"Steel wool, strong and rough just like the Big Apple." Chris grinned at the wincing Jamaican giant, the said boy was climbing up the rope.

"Why don't I go first and make sure it's safe for you ladies?" Cody grinned.

"I don't think your puny arms can pull us up." Jo muttered.

"I know exactly how we should climb." Courtney said.

"You're not gonna suggest we belay again, are you?" Gwen crossed her arms, "'Cause that worked so well in Egypt."

"But…" The CIT stammered, "No, I…Never mind."

"Quit yakking around!" The jockette quickly climb up the rope with a scowl, "I'm not going back to this stupid economy class!"

* * *

**(Crushers)**

"How are you doing back there, dattebayo?" Naruto checked on his teammate behind him.

"Fine, sir!" Brick whimpered with teary eyes, this rope really hurt his hands.

"You sure?" The redhead raised his eyebrow.

"Yes, sir!" The cadet stifled his sob, "Can you please go ahead…Please hurry!"

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"Best view in New York City." Sierra leered at the geek's rear.

"Stop harassing me…I have a girlfriend." Cody gulped nervously, he never notice a lowly growl from the fangirl.

* * *

"It's been 25 blister busting minutes and nothing!" Chris hollered at the travelers from the top of the statue, "You are bumming me out!"

Alejandro swing over to the fangirl, "I'm worried about Chris. Do you even get the feeling he misses his glory days back when he was a huge star? That he feels like no one remembers? Or cares?"

"Poor Chris." Sierra said as the Latino villain swung away from her, "I remember! I care!"

* * *

Another 25 minutes went by as Chris tapping his foot, "Hurry it up, people! I'm officially bored!" As soon as he finished his sentence, Naruto and Alejandro reached the top first.

"You are pure evil!" Alejandro panted, "Now I know who Naruto got his evil side from…"

"Thank you very much!" The host grinned widely, watching the two travelers pulling the ropes up.

* * *

"Woo, ten-point landing, dude!" Tyler laughed at the sight of the geek in the statue's cleavage.

"Uh-oh!" Cody cried out, "I'm getting sucked in!"

"How can we help him get out?" Cameron asked worriedly before the fangirl rescue the geek by biting his leg for no reason.

"…Why can't she just use her hands?" Noah muttered.

* * *

**(Cockpit Confessional)**

"For a second, I actually thought I was gonna die in there." Cody said, wrapping his leg with bandages.

"But what a way to go." Chef chuckled.

"True that." The geek chuckled, "…Sorry, Kat."

"Whipped." The cooker whispered to himself.

* * *

"Oh, let's go!" Chris groaned as the four teams struggling to pull the rest of their teammates up, "I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I gotta pee!"

"First!" The Amazon cheered as they finally pull the last teammate up, beating Crusher by an inch of hair.

"I'll get the carriage, which is something only a really valuable teammate would do." Heather quickly runs up the point of the crown.

"Be careful, Heat-chan, dattebayo." Naruto hollered.

"S-S-Shut up, idiot!" The queen bee stammered.

"Hey, Chris!" The said host groaned as Sierra run up to him, "Know what? I own every one of your TV appearances on DVD, even your cooking show. Keep it clean with Chris McLean. Your recipe for white rice is so great." Chris' eyebrow twitched, "It's totally unfair you got cancelled after only one episode. Oh, you did stand out in your boy band!"

"He was in a boy band?" Heather said as soon as she brings their carriage at same time with other teams.

"Oh, yeah!" Sierra nodded, "I remember a song…" She sing a song that the goth girl realized it.

"…You were in Fametown band?" Gwen started to laugh with the travelers.

"I was going through a…" Chris muttered, "Certain phase…"

"Right away after your breakup with Kushina." Sierra crossed her arms as the host froze up, how did she know that? "It's good thing that you break up with this bitch. She was holding you back and it was right thing when you dump this whore…" Naruto was about to shout at her but…

"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Chris glared harder, "Kushina was the best thing that happened to me and I was stupid to let her go…Do not ever insult Kushina in any way!"

"Why are you so mad?" The fangirl frowned, "She was holding you back!"

"That's it!" The host growled, "One more peep out of you and I'm going to take your team out of this game!" Sierra was about to say something but Courtney cover her mouth and drag her back to the fuming team, this fangirl just almost cost them the game. Chris take a several deep breaths as he gestured at the fireman's pole in middle of the statue's head, "Since everyone got their carriages, take this fireman's pole to get to the ground and race to the Central Park…GO!" All the teams ran toward the pole and slide down the pole, screaming all the way.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"There's the boats!" Heather pointed at the boats, her team was first to reach the dock and they jump in the pink boat before it speed off. Crusher and Victory reach the boats at same time and took off in yellow and red boats, the Team Chris was busy with the stuck oaf as they push him down though the small gap.

* * *

**(River)**

"We're totally in first place!" Lindsay cheered as her team's boat got a lead, due to a small mishap with Amazon's team.

"But taking a boat to Central Park doesn't make a lick of sense." Leshawna said with a raised eyebrow, "The park's in the middle of Manhattan."

"Oh, there's the next buoy." The bombshell pointed at the said object and it leads them into the sewer, Team Chris followed them in as the Crushers were heading for it.

"Wait, we're going in the sewer?" Shawn grabbed his head with widened eyes, "It's bad that we are in overpopulated city…Worse that we has go in the sewer! The scent will mask the zombie's scent and we'll be doomed!"

"Relax, I'm sure there's no zombie in there." Rodney said.

"We're doooomed!" The zombie nut screamed before the boat enters the sewer, "Get me out of here!"

"The sewer?" Jo snarled as her team's boat catch up with the other boats, "Fuck you, Chris!"

* * *

**(Sewer)**

The Crusher glance around at the sound of a growl as Ella turn her head to her team with nervous expression, "It sound like alligator."

"I-I-It's just m-m-myth…" Max held Rodney's head with chattering teeth.

"Relax, Max's right…" Sky trailed off as the giant white alligator swim past them, attempting to attack the Team Chris' boat. "…Don't think about saying it…"

"We need a bigger boat." Brick muttered with widened eyes.

"I said not to say it!" The Cree girl smacked her forehead, she don't like to hear this overused line.

* * *

**(Central Park)**

Chris and Chef smirk at the sight of four boats flew out of the sewer before the giant alligator get stuck halfway out and the Victory's boat reaches the dock first. "Whoa, nasty!" The host put a gasmask on, "That's the kind of stink that never comes out…Make the gator sign a wavier so we can show it on TV."

"Stupid fucking show…" Chef jumped in the water and swim toward the alligator with clipboard.

"Where did you get this alligator?" Cameron asked.

"We didn't own this alligator." Chris replied as the travelers gaped at him, "Someone flushed it down in the toilet when it was a baby…Yeah, the myth is real."

"This alligator look so familiar for some reason…" DJ scratched his head with narrowed eyes.

"All right, people. Welcome to the second half of the challenge, bobbing for Big Apples NYC style." The host gestured at the blackboard with four colored lines, "Here's how it's gonna go down. Teams must push their carriages along one of the four paths to Central Park's fabled turtle pond. There, one member of each team will bob for some very special apples using only their mouths, no hands. Once they get it to shore, the rest of the team must load it into their carriages and race to the finish line in the heart of Central Park…" He paused to snicker, "And what's a baby carriage without a baby?"

"Oh! Oh!" Owen jumped, "A shopping cart!"

"It was a rhetorical question." Chris deadpanned.

"Oh, Chris, this is…" Sierra was about to gush.

"Zip it!" The host glared before he clear his throat, "One member of each team must ride in their carriage and stay there all the way to the finish line."

"Cody." The Amazons pointed at the unwillingly geek.

"I'll ride it." Cameron raised his hand, "I'm getting tired from all the running…"

"Who's going to ride it?" Max crossed his arms before he blink at the silence and glance at his staring teammates. "…Don't even think about it…"

"We pick Max!" Brick shouted.

"You all will pay for it when I take over the world!" The aspiring villain screamed with red face.

"Oh, and I'll do it for team Victory." Lindsay smiled with a raised hand, "I love it when people and O call me baby."

"Victory got here first, so they get the shortest path on right to the pond." Chris said, "Crusher gets the shortest path on left, Team Chris gets the longest path on the left and Amazon gets the longest path on the right. Get it?" Everyone nodded, "Now move it! We only have permits to cordon off this section of the park for another hour…"

* * *

It took all the teams a while to reach the pond and they blink at the sight of their host, how the hell did he got there so fast?! "The other teams are here too?" Leshawna scowled, "I thought we got the shortest path."

"Hey, look at the size of them apples." DJ stared at the giant floating apples in the pond.

"Remember, no hands!" Chris smirked.

"I totally got this, guys." Tyler smiled, he has a good streak going on right now and he crashed into the pond with belly flop.

"I'll do it." Sky quickly dove in the pond and swim toward the apples.

"Well?" The Jamaican giant glanced at the sassy girl.

"Hum-um, my hair." The sister pointed at her hair.

"My lip gloss." Lindsay gestured at her mouth.

"All right…" DJ sighed as he dive into the pond, "If we lose, it's not my fault."

"My perfect ballet leaps closed the gap." Courtney lifted her nose up in air, "Now someone dives in before we lose the advantage."

"Oh, last year I broke my leg in the egg and spoon race at…" Sierra gushed to Cody.

"Shut it, I'll do it!" Jo dove and swims her way to the apples, the more they chat, the less time they have. Alejandro walk away from the group to fish some info out of Chris, leaving behind a snoozing bubble boy in his carriage and the queen bee glance at the carriage before shift it to the real baby carriage with woman next to it. Heather smirks at her plan as she switches them and returns to her team.

The jock blow at the giant apple, "It's not working!"

"Come on, man!" Alejandro called out, "Use your head!" Tyler did it by headbutt it several time across the pond and Sky pushing her apple with her head, neither of them noticed the screaming Jamaican giant as he fought off the snapping turtle.

"Evil turtles everywhere!" DJ screamed in pain.

"It's called turtle pond for a reason, bro." The host laughed.

"Go, Jo!" Gwen cheered as the jockette quickly push the apple across the pond with haste.

"Hurry, Sky!" Brick hollered.

"Quick!" The Latino villain shouted at his jock teammate, "We're barely in the lead!" The jock finally brings it to the edge of the pond with dizzy eyes as the Latino teenager placed the apple in the carriage, "To the finish line!" The Team Chris runs off, followed by Victory, Crusher, and finally Amazon.

* * *

"She's got a sister, you know." Chris was sitting on the fountain with Chef.

"For real?" The cooker smirked, "All right. Give her my digits, man…"

"Oh, hold on." The host glanced at Team Chris, "Here they come."

"Awesome!" Owen cheered, "We're first!" The team Chris cheered until they hear a baby crying within the baby carriage. They removed the apple to see a real baby.

"Cameron regressed into a white baby!" Izzy gasped and some of her teammates smacked their foreheads.

"Wait, that isn't our carriage…" Tyler groaned in pain.

"No Cameron means no first place…" Chris muttered before the Amazon run past the line, followed by Crushers and Victory. "And the winner of the New York City challenge is team Amazon!" The said team cheered until the teams hear a baby crying and turn around.

"…Is that a baby?" Ella gasped at the crying baby.

"Oh, there, there." Naruto pick the baby up to rocking him in his arms, "Let's go find your kaa-san, dattebayo."

"Um…I think this one belong to you…" Everyone turned to the woman with snoozing bubble boy in the carriage.

"And this one belongs to you, gomen for everything." The redhead hand the baby to the woman and was about to walk away until the woman stop him for an autograph, it turn out she was a fan of his.

"Phew, we avoided a lawsuit there." The host wiped his forehead, "Anyway, team Chris, you're lucky because it's not an elimination challenge but a reward challenge."

"Oh come on!" Leshawna threw her hands up.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"So I shouldn't talk to Chris for a while." Sierra pouted as everyone glared at her, "Well, how long a while?"

"Never…" Jo muttered to herself.

"As the winners of the reward challenge, team Amazon gets to keep or dump the prizes contained in the apples." Chris gestured at three giant apples, "So have at it, ladies."

"Hey!" Cody waved his hand.

"Sorry." The host chuckled, "Have at it, ladies and baby."

"Hey!" The geek groaned with a wooden mallet before he smash one of the apples opened as the candies roll out, "Candy!" He started to collect them in his backpack.

"Hey, leave some for the rest of us." Courtney placed her hands on hip.

"Of course, no prob." Cody muttered in trace as he kept piling more candies in his backpack, "Sure thing. Come to papa!"

"I think we lost him…" Dawn said and everyone nodded.

"Yay!" The fangirl opened one of them to see a pile of apples, "Apples!"

"I think I deserve to open the last one, all things considered." Heather snorted as she cut the giant apple apart with her own sharp nails, "What the…? A meat grinder?"

"Maybe we should keep it just in case?" The CIT said.

"Yeah, we really don't need apples…" Gwen nodded.

"I think we must need it later." The petite girl tilted her head, "There's got to be a reason why it's there…"

"…You're right." The queen bee shoves the pile of apples out of the airplane.

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

"We really start our season off with a lot of drama!" Chris grinned in the cockpit as Chef driving the plane, "We have meet eight new travelers and one of them were unlucky to be in the unlucky team since one of them broke the mummified dog, cursed his own team. Will the curse be around long enough to get the team Victory out or was it just a series of bad flukes? How long will we have to deal with crazed fangirl-slash-stalker? Who will be next to take the Drop of Shame? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**WORLD TOUR!"**

The host glances out of the window to see something and rub his eyes to check it again. "What's the matter, boss?" Chef grunted.

"Nothing…I swear I just saw Ezekiel."

"You crazy."

* * *

**(Lavatory)**

Sierra tightened her fists in anger and her eyes glare at her reflection in the mirror. Why is everyone hiding her Codykin from her?! Can't they see it? She was meant to be with her precious Codykin! He loves her! She was trying to save him from the clutch of this slutty tanned bitch that don't deserve him in first place! 'We're soulmates, can't anyone see it?!' Sierra punched the wall with madness in her eyes, 'I won't let anyone get in my way…Soon, my Codykin…We will be together soon like we meant to be…'

* * *

_Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Dawn, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Sierra_

_Chris: Alejandro, B, Cameron, Izzy, Noah, Owen, Tyler_

_Crusher: Ella, Max, Naruto, Rodney, Shawn, Sky_

_Victory: DJ, Leshawna, Lindsay_

_Eliminated: Bridgette, Ezekiel, Harold, Lightning_

_Quit: Duncan_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

* * *

**And this ends our sixteenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**The next chapter will have a little delay…Why? Gonna get the new PS4 and a couple games.**

**Did anyone like the six chosen contestants? I think I may get some of their characters OOC and try to have them connect with everyone. Like them or hate them?**

**The World Tour arc started off with a bang, around several things in this chapter.**

**Hold on…Let me lock my doors from some of angry mobs…**

**Bridgette and Naruto's breakup: Yes, it has been planned since the start of the WDL. How will it turn out for Bridgette and Naruto in the future? Who know?**

**Misa flashback: There will be some of pieces of her story within Naruto and Heather's flashback. It will be random at times until the full story is form together.**

**Gwen and Naruto: I'm sorry that there's not a lot of details because no one have give me a straight answer on the lemon issue and it was very confusing…Anyway, they did it in a spur of moment and it just happened…Like I said before, everything is planned for some drama moments in the future.**

**Sierra: Yes, she is more stalkerish in this story. I always find it odd that in cannon, no one care how crazy and stalkerish she was toward Cody so I decided to change it around where everyone help the poor geek out. How will it turn out in future?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	17. World Tour: Unlucky Victory

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Good thing that I let you all know that there was a delay since I got the PS4 or a lot of you will start worry about the story.**

**Kaiju: Yes, there will be time we find out one or two things about Misa before a certain chapter.**

**Coldblue: 2) Yes, their past will be reveal in time. 3) Maybe it can happens, maybe it won't…We'll see as the story process. 5) Yes, I have been thinking about it but we'll see.**

**Wolffang21: How Sierra know about Kushina is not surprising because Sierra will do anything to get a lot of info on Cody and Chris by illegal manner. For example, in the cannon, she reveal that she know Cody's aunt phone number and pretend to be someone else to get some private info.**

**I hope I don't miss any questions…Plus there are some questions that I can't answer…**

**Anyway, it's time for the seventeenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 17: World Tour: Unlucky Victory**

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**(Cockpit)**

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, there was so huge dramas!" Chris grinned as he showed the clip of eight new contestants, "First we met our eight new travelers that join us for our third season and they formed four teams in our first destination, where DJ end up getting cursed by the mummified dog and Duncan quit the show! Later in the show, there was a breakup that echoed around the world and Naruto was so heartbroken but lucky, he make some small recovery, thank to several travelers…It leave us with a lot of questions. Will the Team Victory be wiped out by DJ's curse? Will any girls heal the pain in our loveable redhead's heart? Who will take the Drop of Shame…"

"I hope it's the stalking maggot." Chef grunted in his pilot seat.

"…Find out tonight on Total Drama World Tour!"

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**(Aftermath Show: Stage)**

The audience cheering for their hosts as Geoff waved with a smile, "Who's ready for some totally dramatic Aftermath? I'm Geoff."

"And I'm Eva." Eva grunted, "And joining us is…"

"Blaineley Stacy Andrews O'Halloran." Blaineley batted her eyelashes at the camera, "I'm sure you recognize me from such entertaining programs as Celebrity Manhunt."

"Today we're here to talk about Total Drama World Tour!" The party boy grinned.

"The first thing, we will ask our peanut galley about what they think of the eight new contestants." The bodybuilder gestured at the galley.

"I really don't like Sierra." Katie muttered worriedly as everyone nodded with her, "She's crazy in a bad way and I'm really worrying about Cody because of her. I hope they will get her out soon because I have a bad feeling about this."

"I think Alejandro is a hottie." Sadie sighed dreamily, "He's so yummy, I hope he come here soon!"

"Ella really looks like a sweet Disney princess." Beth smiled, "She's so nice and really have a nice singing voice."

"Well, I think Sky and Shawn are pretty good." Justin rubbed his chin, "I think it's possible that they will make it to the merge but we'll see how it turns out."

"Honestly, I'm kind of worried for Brick and Cameron." Trent said, "Brick may be a cadet but he looks like he want to cry sometime during some of the challenges. Cameron may be smarter but he's really frail since he got a bad bruise on his forehead from an egg…An egg!"

"Lightning will join us for the interview with the rest of eliminated guests." The blonde hostess said, "But unfortunately, two of them are MIA."

"Duncan and Ezekiel." Geoff replied, "Plus Bridgette refuse to come out of the backstage room…" The audience starts to boo at the mention of her name.

"I can't wait to rip her apart…" Blaineley grumbled under her breath.

"Let's start with Duncan." Eva grunted, "He quit this season at the start, second person to quit after DJ, who quitted the show in last season."

"True…" The party boy nodded, "He really don't want to sing…That really sucks for him because the next challenge, Chris remove the musical numbers after the rating dropped. When he was send out of the airplane, we can't find him anywhere but there are a lot of rumors and spotting all over the world."

"Idiot." The musician muttered to himself, "Who would just throw a chance of winning a million?"

"He was last seen in Africa." Geoff continued, "But since then, nothing. Duncan's totally disappeared." Eva was about to say something.

"So we spread the word, and our viewers responded like never before…" The hostess announced as she cut the growling bodybuilder off, "With some seriously incredible sightings and photos."

"Let's have a look at some video captured by…" The party boy said, "Hamish McTavish of Loch Ness." The picture of Duncan's Mohawk in the lake appeared on the screen, "Real sighting or fake? Total…"

"We sent a roving reporter to interview our eyewitness." Blaineley covered his mouth with a smirk, "Roll it!"

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**(Interview Clip)**

"Why me?" Justin deadpanned before he cleared his throat as he turns to the Scottish man, "So, tell me what did you saw?" The man speaks something indistinctly in thick accent, "Pardon?" The man repeated, "Forget it." The model tossed his mic away, never noticed that it hit the man in groin.

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"Anyway, the slighting was totally fake." Geoff glared at the blonde hostess and she was about to saying something, only to be cut off by her co-hostess.

"Who care!" Eva grunted, "Enough chat, move on to next person."

"Fine, another person is Ezekiel who has been AWOL…" Blaineley mumbled.

"He's not even AWOL, he's stowed away on the damn plane!" The bodybuilder threw her hands up, "We are going to bring one of our guests out for some questions…"

"Oh, I'm so exciting for this one." The blonde hostess smirked.

"Harold?" The party boy blinked as she shakes her head, "Lightning?"

"No, I'm talking about Bridgette." Blaineley muttered.

"That's if she'll come out of her room." Eva grunted with crossed arms, "Anyway, let's welcome Harold." Some of the audience applauded for the nerd.

"Harold, how do you feel when you and everyone found out about Leshawna's secret relationship with Rodney?" Geoff asked as soon as Harold sat down on the sofa.

"Well…" Harold rubbed his head.

"Heartbroken, defeated, humiliated?" The blonde hostess asked with glee.

"I was heartbroken but I realized something…" The nerd jabbed his thumb at himself, "I'm now a free man and all the chicks will come running…"

"To their homes and lock their doors!" The muscular man shouted, caused most of the people to snickering.

"Hey!" Harold shouted back.

"How do you feel when you got booted out after just a few episodes?" Eva grunted.

"Correction, I booted myself…" The nerd muttered as everyone rolled their eyes, "I already show off all of my wicked skills…"

"Which happens to be suck!" The muscular man shouted again.

"That's it!" Harold pulled his nunchucks, "You, me, behind the studio now!"

"I have been waiting for this moment!" The man pulled out a huge bat with nails.

"…"

"…"

"…Rain check." The paled nerd gulped.

"Next guest to join us is Lightning." Geoff chuckled nervously, "He's one of the eight new contestants that join the cast, only to wipe out within a several episodes…"

"Please welcome Lightning!" Blaineley gestured to the sport jock, "Tell me how it feels to be the first new contestant that goes home in shortest time while the others are getting farther ahead of you?"

"I will make them pay!" Lightning scowled, "Lightning doesn't belong to second or below place! It's because of the stupid slacking team!"

"Which contestants do you want to be eliminated next?" Eva asked.

"Max…" The sport jock sneered, "This midget just cost me the game! When I get my hands on him, I'm going to beat him up!"

"Easy, easy." The party boy held his hands up as Lightning punched his own hand, "Um…The next and final guest still refuse to come out of the room so I'm not sure what we can do and I think we will let it slide…"

"Oh, hell no!" The blonde hostess quickly walk toward the backstage with the camera, "This is what this show need, a drama!"

"Um…" Geoff and Eva glanced at each other.

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**(Backstage Room)**

Bridgette buried her face into the pillow to muffing her sobs and she can hear someone coming inside the room. "Go away…" The surfer girl muttered within her pillow.

"Sorry but I'm not going anywhere after get a few answers out of you." The surfer girl realized the voice of the new hostess, which means the cameraman must be with them right now.

"I said to go away…" Bridgette sniffled.

"I will go away after you answer my questions." Blaineley frowned, "Why did you decide to kiss Alejandro when you have a great and wonderful boyfriend?!"

"I…I…I don't know…" The surfer girl sobbed, "I never meant to hurt Naruto…I…I love him…I don't want to hurt…"

"But you did anyway." The hostess replied, "You really hurt him so much and it cost you the relationship…My second question is…Do you regret it, the kiss with Alejandro?"

"…Yes…" Bridgette whispered, "I…I hope he'll forgive me and give me another chance…"

"I doubt it." Blaineley walked out, "After all, there's a bunch of girls going after him and now he's single, thank to you." The surfer girl starts to wail into her pillow again.

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**(Stage)**

"Um…" The party boy rubbed his head nervously, "I think that's enough for now, Eva?"

"Right." The bodybuilder grunted, "We are going to si…"

"Sign off, thank you for watching the Aftermath show." The blonde hostess cut her off, "I'm sorry if you're bored by this lame show but I'm sure that the Total Drama World Tour will make it up for you, viewers. See you next time!"

"Why, I gotta…" Eva squirmed in her boyfriend's arms, "Let me at her, let me at her!"

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**(Jumbo Jet: Economy Class)**

"Man, I'm just so sick of having a stupid animal-mangled curse!" DJ sobbed into his hands and the travelers looked at him with pity.

"Curse, shmurse!" Leshawna snorted, "The more you believe that trash, the more power it has over you.

"Really?" The Jamaican giant sniffled, "…Maybe you're right."

"Whoo-hoo!" Owen cheered with a wide grin, "Few weeks and no eliminations! If we were a streak, we'd be a 32-ounce porterhouse."

"Same here." Rodney grinned with his team, "I bet we can make it all way to the merge."

"True, but our steak will be gone before we know it." Alejandro replied with a smile.

"Well, with you as our leader, nothing is impossible." The oaf grinned, "Heck, I'm not even afraid of flying! Check this out!" He unstrapped himself before he dance around on his toes as the airplane shakes, "Un-nah-nah-nah-nah!"

"Turbulence!" Chris' voice echoed across the plane as the travelers bounced around and the side of the plane regains a new hole, trying to suck them out.

"Oh shoot!" Owen screamed as he latched on the edge of the hole, "Help! Somebody, pretty please! Al! Give me an Ale-hand, bro!" The Latino villain glares at the oaf.

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**(Confessional)**

"Ugh!" Alejandro leaned against the wall with a groan, "How dare he pervert the name of Alejandro Burromuerto?"

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After rescued the oaf and block the hole with a large crate, the travelers were panting on the floor until DJ gasp at the sight of a seagull in the economy class. "Nooo!" The Jamaican giant cried out as the creature sit on his laps, "Shoo. Go. You're not safe with me."

"Poor DJ." Naruto rubbed his head, "I will really hate it if I get cursed and hurt all these poor living animals, dattebayo."

"Me too." Ella nodded.

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**(First-Class)**

"Winnings has its privileges." Courtney grabbed a piece of chocolate from the stewardess.

"Yeah." Gwen tossed some chocolates into her mouth, "I'm so glad that we don't have to eat some of Chef's crap at all."

"Indeed." Dawn nodded as she glanced at the goth girl, "Gwen, are you better now?"

"Well, I guess so." The goth girl shrugged, lately she feel so tired for no reason and sometime she would get little dizzy.

"You should eat some more chocolate, just in case." The CIT said, "Must be low sugar or something like that."

"No more foot rubs!" Cody screamed as the bell jiggled accidently by the stewardess, "No more foot rubs…"

"Relax, wimp." Jo grunted, "Sierra's in the confessional."

"Finally we have some moment of peace…" Heather huffed, "I was getting tired of her lecturing on everything that we all already know about, like team's streak and all these crap."

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**(Confessional)**

"I'm already prepping souvenirs for my post-season online charity auction." Sierra giggled, "Like, Codykin's toothbrush, see?" She pulled out a toothbrush, "That's one of his many toothbrush." She giggled for a while before she put her thumbs between her armpits, "Now time to let my Codykin suck my thumb!"

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"…Why do I have an urge to throw up?" The geek shivered.

"Maybe Sierra was talking about you." Courtney muttered and everyone nodded their heads.

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**(Economy Class)**

It wasn't long enough until Noah sees something out of the window, "Whoa! Aren't those the Alps?"

"That's so awesome!" Cameron said with a smile.

"Achtung, my wiener schnitzels!" Chris' voice rang out of the PA, "In preparation for landing, please unbuckle your seat belts and head to the cargo hold." The host chuckled evilly before the PA cut off.

"For some reason, I have a bad feeling about that one." Sky muttered.

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**(Cargo Hold)**

"Now what?" Leshawna asked as soon as the teams stand in front of the hatch before the trapdoor under them opened, dropping the screaming travelers.

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**(Germany)**

The travelers landed on the snowy mountain and Alejandro get up, only to catch Leshawna. "Thank, Alejandro." The sassy girl giggled shyly.

"No problem…" Alejandro groaned with a strained smile and most of the travelers get up on their feet.

"No, no, no!" DJ gasped as the seagull flew to him, "Bird, you're not listening!"

"I guess he like you." Ella said with a smile.

Naruto glanced at the geek's kicking legs before the redhead pull him out, "Are you alright, Cody?"

"Y-Y-Yeah." Cody said with chattering teeth.

"Guten tag und willkommen in Deutschland, A.K.A., Germany!" Everyone looked up to see their host as he parachuting toward them, "We're in avalanche territory, so you might want to keep it down."

"What?!" Lindsay shouted excitingly, "There's a sale at the Khaki Barn?! AHHH!" The snow rumbles right behind them.

"Quiet, you fool!" Max covered the bombshell's mouth.

"Welcome to today's challenge…Avoid the avalanche…To avoid a potentially fatal tumble down the mountain and a suck-tacular climb back up, you better stay quiet…" Chris announced with a grin.

"That's it?" Jo raised her eyebrow, "That's too easy…What's the catch?"

"Well, Chef, why don't you show them?" The host smirked as Chef busted out under the snow and slaps an electric choker on every traveler. "If you make a noise past the limit, you will be shock so badly that you can't hold your scream back."

"…How the hell you get a job as a host?" Sky dropped her jaw.

"Because they love me!" Chris laughed as he floated away on his parachute, "See you at this hill!"

"Well, I guess we better stay quiet…"Brick whispered nervously and no one noticed that Alejandro was feeding some lines to Leshawna about taking the charge of her team.

"Say…" Courtney tilted her head, "How did Chef get under us before we landed here?" The travelers glance at each other and B lift his index finger with a open mouth until a shout cut them off.

"Look, Codykin!" Sierra gestured at the snow-Cody, "Don't you love…AHHHH!" The fangirl screamed as the choker shocked her, caused the avalanche. The snow sweeps up all the screaming travelers and pushes them down the mountain.

"Awesome!" Chris laughed at them from the distance and some travelers glare at the fangirl.

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The teams walked up the mountain until Owen smells something, "Huh? I smell…Food!" They run up to the top to see a giant machine with piles of raw meat, "Food! It's so beautiful!" The oaf threw himself into the pile of meat and eats some of them.

"Easy, tiger." The host grinned, "Don't think of this as raw meat. Think of it as raw building materials. Over 1,500 species of sausage call Germany home, hence the theme of our most efficient challenge yet…"

"Shut up und stuff it!" Chef barked with German accent.

"Danke, Chef." Chris chuckled as he gestured at the four giant machines, "Each team must make a giant German sausage by shoveling meat into the grinder, push it down, and grind the mixture out into an oversized sausage casing…All without losing a finger or toe."

"What about thumbs?" Owen asked, "Are they cool?"

"I'm sorry." Heather snorted, "Sausages? This is the most disgusting challenge yet!"

"Count yourselves lucky you're not making hot dogs." The host smirked, "No beaks, hooves, or butts in this meat pile." DJ vomited at the mental picture, "You'll have to shovel fast or risk getting stuck with an incomplete sausage, which will be a lot harder to ride down the hill…" The teams glanced at the easy route, "Um…No, not that hill…" He pointed at the dangerous route, "That's the spot. Lucky for Amazon, they have a shiny new electric meat grinder to plug into the portable generator, et voila…Sausage stuffed in seconds."

"All right!" the Amazon teammates cheered.

"…Wait, who has it?" Dawn asked and the team blinked.

"No one have it?" Chris smirked, "Whoops, I know I forget something."

"Ugh!" Courtney snarled, "Then just sends someone to get it!"

"Nah, too much work and less time." The host shrugged, earning deadly glares from Amazon.

"Speaking of rewards, can we expect one at the end of this salmonella challenge?" Leshawna narrowed her eyes.

"Mmm, Salmonella…" The oaf drooled.

"Oh, there will be prizes for those who make it down the hill alive, and there will be one punishment for one sorry loser on the last-place team." Chris chuckled as he gestured to the lederhosen in Chef's hand, "Behold, der penalty hosen." The cooker blew the horn, "Go, go, go!" The teams quickly run to their grinders.

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**(Crusher)**

"Rodney, Brick, you can do the shovel work, dattebayo." Naruto said as the said boys nodded, "Ella, Sky, and Max, you will do the stuff part. Shawn and I will grind, dattebayo."

"Let's do it!" Sky smiled before they quickly work on their sausage.

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**(Amazon)**

"Forget it!" Heather stomped her foot, "Shoving the meat into grinder is dangerous! I'm valuable! Who got us the win in New York City?"

"Who care?!" Courtney snarled, "Just do your damn part and stop whining!"

"Less chatty and more shoveling!" Jo barked at the handle, "The other are getting ahead of us!"

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**(Team Chris)**

The boys stare at Izzy nervously as she yodeling into the grinder's input before Alejandro grab her and toss her down for her safety. "Tyler, we need your strength on the grinder. Owen, stuff that casing like your life depends on it. B, Cameron, you work on the shovel…Noah, you make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder again." Alejandro said.

"Easy…" Noah turned to the crazy girl with a small smirk, "Izzy, I think your whisker time is overdue…"

"Oh, you're totally right!" Izzy gasped before she ran off with a wide grin, "I forget about it…RED, WHISKER TIME!"

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**(Crusher)**

Naruto's eyes widened at the crazy girl's shouting, "Don't do it! Sto-O-O-O-ooooo!" The new travelers blinked at the redhead, purring under Izzy's hands.

"…Is he actually purring?" Sky blinked with a light blush.

"Oooh, I want to try it." Ella joined Izzy and the sound of purring increase as the Cree girl resist to join them, feeling bad for the redhead.

"Hey, what are you two doing to idiot!" Heather roared at them from her team's grinder, "Don't make me come over there with the shovel!"

"You don't have to." Izzy hollered back with a giggle, "I'm done with my whisker time for the day…See ya, Red!" She pecked Naruto's cheek and ran off, ignoring the roaring of the queen bee.

"…B-B-Back to work, dattebayo." Naruto stuttered with red face.

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**(Amazon)**

"What the fuck…" Cody stared at the crazed fangirl with Courtney and Dawn as Sierra building a Meat-Cody and she started to make out with it. "…I'm more scarred for life now…"

"You're not the only one here…" Courtney shivered, "Is it me or is she getting more creepy every day?"

"The latter…" Dawn whispered.

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**(Victory)**

"That's it!" DJ grinned at his team as they almost complete their sausage, "Keep grinding! Nearly there!" He accidentally send the seagull into the grinder, "Oh no! NOOOOOOO!" The seagull poked its featherless head out with a glare, "He's alive! Maybe I'm not cursed at all…" The Jamaican giant said before the meat hit him in face, courtesy of the seagull.

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**(Crusher)**

"Are we almost done?"Brick asked.

"Yeah, almost!" Sky said, "Just still need a bit of meat."

"UGH!" The Crushers glanced at the snarling CIT as she stomped around, "Just give us this stupid thing! We're out of meat"

"Hey, my meat-Codykin is not stupid!" Sierra growled, "Because you're so mean to me, no way!" The CIT and the jockette jumped on her to get the meat.

"…Glad I'm on this team…" Shawn muttered and some of the Crushers nodded.

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**(Team Chris)**

"Owen, do you need help with stuffing?" Cameron panted as he stopped the shovel, "…Owen?"

"What the…" Alejandro muttered as they checked on the oaf to see that he was bloated up like a giant sausage.

"Oh, it's so spicy!" Owen moaned.

"Dude, that was raw meat." Chris shake his head with a chuckle, "Not good."

"Ugh…" The Latino villain growled, "I have an idea. We can ride Owen down the hill."

"No way!" Courtney shouted, "That's cheating! Forget it!"

"Owen is stuffed with meat." The host said, "I say he's fit for sausage duty."

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Three out of four teams ride their sausages, Owen in team Chris' case, down the hill as Noah hollered out, "All abroad der wiener express!"

"Mommy!" Brick hugged the zombie nut from behind with teary eyes.

"Let me go!" Shawn cried out.

"Forget to mention…" Chris shouted at them from the top, "Watch out for the rabid mountain goats! They're super deadly!"

"Say what?" Max raised his eyebrow.

"Oh, looky!" Ella gushed, "A cute baby mountain goat with older mountain goat! How ador…" The baby suddenly swallows the mountain goat with some bone-crunching sound.

"…I swear I saw fangs…" Sky widened her eyes.

"…They did not say anything about that in the book…" Cameron muttered from his team's sausage before the teams scream as the baby goat leap toward them.

"Duck!" Leshawna leaned down.

"Actually, it's a goat." Lindsay said before she ducks under the goat.

DJ caught the goat in midair, "Whoa, easy, fella. I'm not gonna to hurt you…" The baby goat hit the tree branch, stuck in process. "…I'm really cursed!" The Jamaican giant sobbed.

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**(Amazon)**

"Way to lose the challenge, Sierra!" Courtney glared at the said girl with her glaring teammates and the queen bee got an idea.

"Ooh, I know!" Heather stomped the sausage flat, "Jump on it!"

"Well, we already lose so let's look like big idiots…" Gwen shrugged before they jumped on it, creating a meat-snowboard.

"Wait…" Jo smirked, "Not bad, we have a chance."

"Let's go!" They sled down the hill.

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Chris and Chef were waiting on their stage at the finish line before the Team Chris entered the finish line, followed by Crushers, Victory, and finally Amazon as they crash into each other. "Congrats on arriving first, Team Chris!" The host chuckled at the downed travelers, "Way to use Owen's face as a brake pad, Alejandro."

"Yes, we won!" Owen cheered.

"On to the part zwet of today's challenge." Chris announced, "Competitors must learn and perform a traditional German dance on this very platform. The mats are rigged to deliver a hilarious and painful jolt every time one of you missteps or I need a laugh. Last team standing wins."

"Where's the reward you promised?" Leshawna growled.

"Patience, meine flower." The host smirked as Chef handed out the Swiss helmet, "Team Chris first to arrive, first to get the reward."

"These weight a ton…" Noah grunted.

"H-H-Help…" Cameron whimpered under the weight of the helmet.

"Yes, they do." Chris chuckled as he ignored the whining bubble boy, "Team Crusher…" The said team caught old helmet, "Team Victory…" The said team caught tradition German hats, "And in last place, team Amazon." The Amazon caught the lederhosen hats.

"Maybe it's reverse psychology…" Sierra grinned, "The losing team gets the best reward?"

"…You dumbass." Jo growled lowly.

"Whatever lets you sleep at night." The host rolled his eyes, "Now, since Team Elusive Victory is down by three, let's even it up. Amazon, Crusher and Chris, two dances, five sit out. And, Victory, two dance, one sits out."

"Oh, me too!" Lindsay hopped, "Me!"

"Losing team, which member will be the one to wearing…" Chris gestured at the lederhosen outfit, "Der penalty hosen?"

"Oh, Cody, Cody, Cody!" Sierra bounced and everyone glance at her with odd stares.

"Well…" The host rubbed his chin in thought, "Nah, Sierra, you're the one to wear it."

"NOOOO!" The fangirl stomped, "I want to see my Codykin in lederhosen!"

"Zip it!" The jockette growled, "Don't go and cost us the game! Suck it up and wear it!"

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**(Stage)**

"I wonder who I will face against, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to the other chosen player, Sky.

"I dunno." The Cree girl shrugged, "I don't know anything about Noah, Cody and DJ but I will be cautious if I go against Leshawna, Heather, or Alejandro."

"True…" The redhead nodded, glance at the said travelers as they get on the stage.

"Are you doing okay?" Noah whispered to Cody.

"Yeah, so far nothing major." The geek sighed, "Sometime I'm tempted to throw the challenge to get this crazy stalker off the plane."

"I will not be surprised if it happens today." The bookworm muttered before Chef blows his horn.

"That's German for 'shut the fuck up'!" Chef grunted, "Follow my lead and nobody gets hurt…yet!" The travelers followed his dance moves, "Right knee up, left arm swings. Stomp, hop, slap your sides. Kick your ass, jump and clap."

"I should be up there." Sierra pouted, "I'm the tenth-generation slap dancer!"

"Yeah, right." Gwen rolled her eyes.

"I never had ever heard of a slap dancer before." Dawn whispered to the goth girl.

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The players practiced their dance moves and the queen bee laughed at the sassy girl's bad dance. "Ignore those who do not know fabulous dancing when they see it." Alejandro turned to Leshawna, "Truly, you are fabulous. You mustn't hold back any longer."

"You're right, candy apple." Leshawna smiled as she danced again, "Clear the way! This dance train is leaving the station!"

"Your friend, Alejandro, is up to something." Heather whispered to her red-haired crush.

"Hmm?" Naruto blinked, "What do you mean by that?"

"Beside you, no one is that nice…" The queen bee gestured at the dancing sister, "Hell, I even know that you won't say that her dance is fabulous."

"Hai, I will say that it's pretty good, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled nervously.

"…How are you holding up?" Heather muttered quietly.

"Okay, I guess." Naruto sighed and his childhood friend nodded with crossed arms.

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**(Confessional)**

"I don't have any idea how to cheer my idiot up." Heather crossed her arms, "…Ugh, why life always make thing hard for idiot and me?!"

* * *

"What's with you and Leshawna?" Noah asked as he glanced at the Latino villain, "Giving the enemy a pep talk? Not cool."

"Very perceptive, my brilliant teammate." Alejandro smirked, "I'm working an angle that will benefit our team."

"How long do we have to go on for?" Cody panted, "It's kind of tired…"

"Perfect time to test this baby out!" Chris pushed the button with evil smirk and the geek screamed out in pain as he got shocked by the mat.

"W-W-Why me…" The geek stammered before everyone winced from another shock.

"It's challenge time!" The host laughed as everyone shuffled around, "Last person standing on the platform wins the challenge for their team."

"Oh no…" The bookworm groaned as the redhead chuckled, "I guess today's not my day at all…"

"Gomen." Naruto chuckled and he looked at the matchup, it was Leshawna against Heather, Alejandro against DJ, and Cody against Sky. The redhead was about to say something but the mat suddenly raised them all up in air and the music start playing as some of them start to fight each other through the dance.

"Whoa!" Noah duck under the redhead's backslap, only to receive a kick in his stomach and the bookworm was first to drop out. "Ugh…" The bookworm rolled around, "Yet, today's totally not my day…"

"Naruto goes on to the next round." Chris chuckled, "Let's see how the other guys doing…"

"I'm gonna seize you!" They jumped at the sassy girl's shout as she tackled the queen bee down to the ground after receive a slap and start to slap her around. "You've had this coming for three seasons! This one gonna knock a tooth out of you!" Leshawna was about to slap Heather again but Naruto grabbed it with narrowed eyes.

"That's enough!" Naruto shouted as he pulled the sassy girl off his childhood friend, "Your match just ended and there's no reason to take it out on her for a slap, dattebayo."

"Well, at least I won the match…" Leshawna snorted angrily, no one slaps her and get away with it!

"Actually, you tackled her off the mat and tackle is against the rule." The host grinned, "You're disqualified for tackle and unsportsmanship …That means Heather go to the next round!"

"Say what!" The sassy girl snarled before DJ fall down, thank to Leshawna's shout.

"Ooh, that don't look good for Victory right now." Chris chuckled before he glances at the last match.

"You alright, Heat-chan?" The redhead helps his childhood friend up on her feet.

"Y-Y-Yes…" Heather winced with a faintly blush, "I think I'm going to get some bruises tomorrow morning." Naruto nodded his head, glance at his teammate's match.

"Come on, Cody!" Courtney shouted, "You can do it!"

"Go, Sky, go!" Ella cheered her on and the two remaining player kept dance around as they trade slaps and dodges. Cody panting heavily, getting tired after dodge a lot of slap and his moment of rest cost him as Sky slapped him off the mat.

"Codykin!" Sierra gasped before she sneered at the aspiring Olympian as the mats lowered to the stage and the fangirl suddenly tackle the Cree girl down. "You hurt my Codykin, bitch!" The fangirl was about to start her beating before the redhead yank her away into Chef's arms.

"That's enough!" Chris narrowed his eyes at the fangirl, "If you act out one more time…One more time! I'm going to kick you off the show immediately!" The crazed fangirl paled, that means no more Codykin time.

"Sky, are you okay?" Naruto pull the Cree girl up, "Did she hurt you badly?"

"No…" Sky winced, "Thank, Naruto."

"No problem, dattebayo." The redhead smiled.

* * *

The four remaining players face each other right away, Naruto against Alejandro and Sky against Heather. "Sensei…" Alejandro sighed, "For this match, I won't hit you back."

"Um…" Naruto rubbed his head, "Is that about what happened with…" He can't bring himself to say it, "I already said it's not…"

"I know but I will rest easy if you strike me and maybe it will make you feel better." The Latino villain straighten up, "Give me your best shot." It was true, since the kiss incident, Alejandro was racked with guilt and blame himself for indirectly hurt his aniki. He believes that if he receives a hit from Naruto, the guilt may disappear.

"Well, if you say so, dattebayo." The redhead draw his arm back before send a painful slap that send Alejandro stumble around and a kick to guts send him fly over the group's heads. "Huh? You were right." Naruto scratched his head sheepish, "It did make me feel better, a little, dattebayo…Are you okay?"

"…Y-Y-Yeah…" Alejandro groaned weakly, next time, he better tell the redhead to hold back a little. They did not notice that Sky won her match, due to Heather's injuries and exhaustion.

"Team Crusher wins!" Chris chuckled.

"Dude, seriously, what happened?" Noah raised his eyebrow at the groaning Latino villain, "Why did you throw a match?

"Because I still felt bad that I was the reason that sensei broke up with his girlfriend and the way to redeem myself is to sacrifice my pride to gain his trust again." Alejandro replied.

"…I see…" The bookworm narrowed his eyes in suspicion, he can believe Alejandro's reply but there was something up with him after noticing that he talks to some member of Team Victory and this person end up eliminated on the same challenge day like Harold and Lightning.

"Team Crusher, fresh baked strudel awaits you in first class." The host announced as the said team cheered, "Team Chris, Amazon, once again, you're safe…Team opposite of Victory, you're voting someone out…again!" The Victory team glanced at each other.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"I have two barf bags full of the finest peanuts never allowed to be handed out on commercial planes due to allergy-induced lawsuits." Chris grinned at three travelers, "The first person to get the bag is Lindsay."

"Yay!" The bombshell cheered.

"DJ, the longer you stay here, the less cute and cuddly animals remain alive on planet Earth." The host said as the giant sobbed into his hands, "Leshawna, the longer you stay here, the more bruises Heather will get. So the last bag goes to…"

"…" DJ sobbed.

"…" Leshawna stared at the jiggled bag.

"…DJ!"

"What!" The sassy girl gasped, "But I'm…I'm fabulous! I seized the day!"

"And we're out of time." Chris shoves the parachute chute into her hands and push her into the opening hatch. Leshawna was about to say something at the retreating host until she noticed Alejandro behind the tiki totem and he mocked her by blowing a kiss.

"You!" Leshawna gasped, only to scream into the air as the Latino villain pushes her out for good.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

Since they get inside the first class, Naruto noticed that Sky winced each time she makes a step. "Sky, are you okay?"

"Um…It's my right foot" The Cree girl winced, "I think I got a sprain where Sierra tackled me early."

"Wait here, dattebayo." Naruto quickly walk toward the first-aid kit before he dig out a bandage wraps, "Let me patch you up, give me your leg." Sky stretched her leg out, watching him wrapping her foot.

"You're really good at it." Sky said.

"When you work in circus, you really learn a lot of thing like how to treat a sprain, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "I think you may have to stay off your feet for a while."

"Yeah, thank…" The Cree girl suddenly burped before she cover her mouth with widened eyes, "Oh, I'm so sorry!"

"Don't be." Naruto scratched his head with a grin, "The strudel was really good so it's not surprise if it was one of these sneaky burps or something like that, dattebayo."

"Y-Yeah…" Sky resisted her next burp.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"You see…Here's a thing…" Sky rubbed her arm nervously, "I belch when I get nervous…or when I'm near a guy that I really like…" She groaned into her hands, "I hope it's just one of these fleeting crush…I mean, he just broke up with his ex a few weeks ago and is now single…" She quickly covers her mouth as soon as she releases another burp.

* * *

"_Almost every day, I have a feeling that someone is watching me and weird things has happened to me, dattebayo." Naruto muttered nervously as he sit in front of the detective's desk, "Every time when I get home, some of my stuffs are in different places or missing…I think I am stalked by someone, dattebayo. Can you do anything about it?"_

"_I'm sorry, Naruto." The detective scratched his head with a sigh, "With a lack of evidences, we can't do anything about it…"_

"_Nani!" The redhead slammed his hands on the desk, "Someone out there is stalking me and you can't do anything about it?! Because of that person, I have to change my locks four times, dattebayo! I have to stay away from my friends because I'm worried about them! What if the stalker will do something worse and you won't do anything about it!" He was about to shout again until someone place a hand on his shoulder and he turn his head to see a blonde detective._

"_Naruto, was it?" The blonde detective said as Naruto nodded, "Calm down and tell me everything at my desk…Nick, I'm taking over his case."_

"_Are you sure, Lilly?"Nick frowned, "Stalking case is very tricky and there are so many things to go over."_

"_I'm sure." Lilly smiled as she guided the redhead to her desk, "By the way, Naruto, I'm Detective Rush…"_

* * *

**(First-Class)**

Naruto opened his eyes and glance around groggily before peek out of the window to see that it was dawn. He stretched his arms out with a yawn, 'When will there be another challenge?' It has been five days since they left Germany and he was getting bored now.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Going down…" Owen muttered in his sleep, "Engine failure."

"Will you pipe down already?" Alejandro growled.

"Oh, we're in crash position!" The oaf flailed his arms around, accidentally punch the Latino villain in his eye. "Whoa, what a dream." The panting oaf glanced at the downed Latino teenager, "Al, what happened?"

"Nothing a little ice and revenge won't fix." Alejandro covered his black eye.

"Cool…" Owen blinked, "Wait! Did you say revenge?"

"Of course not." The Latino villain smirked, "Off topic…Do you have any serious allergies?"

"Uh, let's see, now." The oaf tapped his chin, "No allergies at all."

"Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to ask Chris or Chef to see if they can do anything about my eye…" Alejandro walked past the Victory team.

"I feel bad about voting off Leshawna." DJ muttered, "All she did was hurting Heather. I'm hurting innocent animals! How long can a curse last, anyway?"

"Cheer up, DJ." Lindsay patted the Jamaican giant's back, "Maybe we'll become the best team ever!"

"Nah!" Chris laughed as he walked past them toward the First-Class cabin and the Victory team glared at him.

"It's official, she lost her mind." Courtney whispered to her team as they watch the fangirl use the pizza box and real live mouse as a laptop.

"Uh…" Gwen shivered, "Whatcha doin'?"

"I'm on the internet!" Sierra giggled, "You can check your e-mail when I'm done writing my blog if you want."

"Uh, yeah…" The goth girl glanced at her teammates nervously, "That'd be…" The fangirl started to chew on her pizza with mouth open, "…Ugh, I'm gonna throw up in bathroom." Gwen quickly ran out of the cabin.

"Again?" Cody glanced at his teammates, "Do you think she have a flu?"

"Maybe." Dawn said with the mouse in her hands, she was lucky that the fangirl didn't notice that the petite girl rescued the poor mouse from her. Noah overheard them and he was about to ask his geek friend before their host's voice rang out of the PA.

"Brace for landing." Chris' voice said, "We're arrived at our next destination…The Amazon! But the runway's a little short."

* * *

**(Peru, Amazon)**

"Alejandro, why are you wearing an eyepatch?" Naruto blinked at the said boy.

"I have a black eye." Alejandro muttered, "I don't want to show anyone my damaged face." The redhead was about to say something but…

"Welcome to Peru, birthplace of the mighty Amazon River." Chris announced with a cheesy grin, "This challenge is called the Am-aaaah-zon race! Teams must hike along an ancient Inca trail though the Peruvian jungle all the way to Machu Picchu. Hidden somewhere among the ruins of Machu Picchu, a golden treasure awaits discovery. Find the…"

"Chris."

"What?" The host blinked at the travelers, "What do you want?"

"Um…" Cameron glanced around, "We don't say anything."

"Okay…" Chris cleared his throat, "Where was I? Oh yeah, find the…"

"Chris!"

"Who's the wise guy that think it's fun to interrupt me?" The host glared at the confusing travelers.

"No one said anything." Shawn glanced up with the travelers, "But I did hear someone call your name from up there."

"I think it's this cute parrot." Ella pointed at the red parrot.

"Wait a second…" Chris widened his eyes, "Oh, not you again!"

"Fuck you!" Igor flew toward the host and starts to claw his face as he stumbled around with flailing arms before the host throws the parrot away.

"Chef, take over!" Chris glared at the foul-mouthing parrot, "Bring it on, you damn flying rat!"

"Claw your fucking eyes out!" Igor tackled the host into the jungle with a squeak.

"…Did that just happened?" Cameron blinked.

"Eyes on me, maggots!" Chef barked at them, "As Chris was saying…Find the damn treasure to win a first-class passage to our next destination. Last team to arrive at Machu Picchu will kick one dumbass out…Beware of the jungle, there's a lot of vicious bugs…" Cody raised his arm in air, "Yes, puny maggot, we know about your allergies and we have one damn EpiPen for you to use in case if you get bit by a damn bug. Who's the sucker that will hold it instead of this puny maggot?"

"Ooh, me, me, me!" Sierra waved her arm, "I can take it!"

"Well, Amazon?" Chef glared at the said team as he ignored the fangirl, "Don't make me chose…" The geek stares at his teammates with puppy eyes, he doesn't want to be anywhere near to this crazed fangirl.

"Fine!" Courtney rolled her eyes, "I'll take it."

"What?!" The fangirl cried, "No! I'm the only one who knows what sends Cody into anaphylactic shock…Black ants, brown ants, red ants, wolf spiders, Katydid crickets, the clear-winged cithaerias pireta butterfly, and goat saliva!"

"…Thank for the information, stalker." Jo muttered.

"Here you go." The cooker tossed the EpiPen to the CIT as the fangirl glared at her, "Anyway, watch out for the Zing-Zings, a native tribe who have never encountered modern man and they're not about to…They are fucking cannibals, so if you see them, just fucking run for your life." The travelers gasped, "It's a long way to reach Machu Picchu and it's dangerous at night so the teams have to camp during the night before you start your hike again the first thing in morning."

"And I assume there are no tents?" The Latino villain asked.

"Why ask me a stupid question when you already answered it." Chef tossed the walkie-talkies to the teams, "This place is huge so don't lose them because you need it in case of emergency. Teams...GO!" The teams quickly run off, "And don't you dare call me on walkie-talkie until you have a damn thing to cry about!"

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"So how do we get there from here?" Rodney squirted his eyes at Machu Picchu in distance.

"Why can't we go straight?" Ella asked.

"If it's possible." Max snorted, "Have you forget about the deadly insects, animals, and plants?!"

"Don't worry about it, guys." Naruto shrugged as they walk on the left trail that Victory and Team Chris chosen early, "I'm pretty sure we'll be there before we know it, dattebayo." It wasn't long until Team Amazon show up and takes the right path instead of left path.

* * *

**(Victory)**

"Welcome, unlucky Victory." Chef grunted on top of the platform with the said team, "You're first here so you get to cross this river with this T-bar." He gestured at the zip-line, "Everyone else will use their hands to get over there."

"Sweet!" DJ cheered with his partner.

"Um…" Lindsay glanced around, "Where's Chad?"

"Chris?" The cooker shrugged, "He's still bit busy at the moment…"

* * *

**(Chris)**

"Come back here!" The rugged host chased the parrot with a branch in his hands, "I'm gonna kill you!"

"Fuck you, bitch!" Igor squeaked and Chris was about to take a step but he fall down the cliff with painful groans as the parrot fly around in circle.

"You are so dead…" Chris growled lowly, only to scream at Igor's pecking.

* * *

**(Team Amazon)**

"Thank for taking my EpiPen." Cody whispered to Courtney as he swatted the flies away, "You know how to use it, right?"

"Ye…" Courtney was about to say something but the fangirl cut her off.

"Easy, you have to stick the needle into Codykin's adorable butt cheek!" Sierra gushed before she glare at the CIT, "Which is why I should hold on the EpiPen, not you! I'm the one who will be always there for my Codykin!"

"Yeah, like we're gonna let you molesting him." Heather muttered to herself quietly.

"Oh, a giant mosquito." Dawn stared at the giant insect as the Amazon team paled at the sight, "It's so lovely…Don't you think so?"

"You and your nature…" Jo rolled her eyes.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

The team got ahead of the Team Chris and they stare at the zip-line before Brick turn to Chef. "Um…Where's the bar thingy?"

"You mean T-bar?" Chef grunted as the cadet nodded, "Nope, you're all going to use your own hands for this one."

"I don't think I can do it…" Ella glanced at the large river nervously.

"Chef, is it okay if I carry her on my back?" Naruto asked, caused the princess to blush lightly.

"Sure, it doesn't matter as long as your team crosses the river." The cooker shrugged.

"Rodney, I demand you to carry me!" Max turned to the country boy.

"Sure, boss." Rodney chuckled lightly before the team swung across the zip-line to the other side of the river as Team Chris wait for their turn.

"Good luck, guys!" The redhead waved at the Team Chris as they ran off into the jungle again.

* * *

**(Team Amazon)**

"Zing-Zings." Cody whispered softly as soon as he spots the two Zing-Zings at the campfire, "Be careful, girls, don't let them spot us…"

"Say what?" Sierra said loudly, earning a lot of heated glares from her teammates as Zing-Zings caught them and tied them up at the large tree.

"Um…" Gwen holds up walkie-talkie, "We need help…Guys? Anyone?!" She checked it to see that there was…"No batteries?!"

* * *

**(Chef)**

"Eat this, damn ghost!" The cooker played his video game as the Team Chris use some piece of their clothes to get across the river, "Come on, just level up already!"

* * *

**(Team Amazon)**

"The batteries in my flashlight should fit into the walkie-talkie, but I can't reach my pockets." Cody said nervously.

"I can do it!" Sierra grinned, "I can reach it!"

"You're a fucking moron." Heather sneered.

"Yeah." Jo grunted, "If you don't noticed it, you're at the end of the line and wimp is on other side between Courtney and Gwen." The said girls were digging through Cody's pocket and tossed out a lot of items.

"Interesting…" Dawn tilted her head, "How can you fit all of these in your pockets?"

"Dunno, always like that." The geek shrugged.

"Is that X-ray glasses?" Gwen holds up x-ray glasses, "Why do you have that?"

"I didn't know that it was there…" Cody muttered, "And I don't think it really work at all…"

"What color are Cody's undies?" Heather teased and the goth girl put the glasses on before she toss it into the fire with a scream.

"Oh, that's easy, he don't have any." The fangirl giggled.

"Because you stole them all…" The geek sighed worriedly, that girl is getting too bolder lately.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"This girl is so gonna get kick out of here." Gwen grumbled, "Because of her, I'm scarred for life…" She quickly turns around to throw up, "Ugh, I seriously think I must have flu."

_***Static***_

"When I win the money, I'm going to get my arms extended!" Sierra held up her arm with psycho grin, "Next time, I will reach my Codykin's pocket and pinch his ass. His ass is mine, not this slutty tanned bitch!"

* * *

"I think I got it." Courtney pulled out the flashlight before she quickly pulls the batteries out.

* * *

**(Chris)**

The dusk break out as Igor skipped across the ground and flew up, avoiding the host's kick. "Fuck you, Chris!"

"Come back here, you damn flying rat!" Chris scowled at the fleeing parrot as he glanced around, "…Uh-oh…Where am I?"

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

"Dusk." Alejandro turned to his team, "We can make camp here."

"Need…" Owen crawled on his limbs, "Rest…And water…Oh, Nachos would be killer right now." B was about to say something but the bookworm cut him off.

"Sure." Noah rolled his eyes, "All we're missing is chips, beef, tomatoes, cheese, salsa…"

"Hey, slow down!" Izzy write down on her notepad, "Guys, I'm making a list."

"Um…" Cameron glanced around, "But we're in middle of jungle, miles away from city…"

"Ha, you can find them in wild." The crazy girl giggled.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

It was night time, Ella glanced at the spooky forest nervously and she jumped at a small grunt behind her. "Ella, why are you up?" Naruto yawned before he chuckle at the sight of the cadet under Rodney's arm, early Brick revealed that he was afraid of the dark and the country boy draw the short strew to be his teddy bear.

"Oh…" The princess fidgeted her fingers, "I usually like to be in forest at night but this forest is kinda scary because of…"

"Zing-Zing?" The redhead scratched his head, "I'm pretty sure that Chef was just pulling our legs, dattebayo."

"Really, you think so?" Ella stared at the redhead.

"Hai, if Zing-Zings are real, I will protect you, dattebayo." Naruto gave her a small smile, "I promise."

"Thank…" The blushing princess giggled shyly as she lies down right next to the redhead, "Night, Naruto."

"Night, Ella." The redhead closed his eyes with a yawn.

"Sweet dream, prince." Ella whispered softly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I really think he must be the prince that I have been waiting for." The princess sighed dreamily, "I know that his heart is still broken after his breakup but I'm going to help him move on and then we will have happy ending."

* * *

**(Victory)**

"DJ, what are you doing?" Lindsay asked after wake up at the sound of loud slapping.

"I'm covered in bugs!" DJ hollered and the bombshell flashed the flashlight on him, revealing that he was really slapping the poor monkeys around. "Oh no!" The wailing Jamaican giant dropped on his knees, "Why, curse, why?!"

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

The team jolt up at the sound of growling as Owen glanced around, "Is that coming from the fire?" B opened his mouth to say something but once again, the bookworm cut him off.

"Fire rarely growl." Noah raised his eyebrow.

"Al built it." The oaf replied.

"But still, it's not from the campfire…" Cameron gulped at another sound of growling.

"What was that?" Alejandro asked worriedly before Owen blow the fire to lit up, revealing five giant caterpillar creatures.

"Wow, an undiscovered species." The bubble boy gasped, "That's so fa…" The caterpillars roared savagely at the screaming team.

* * *

**(Team Amazon)**

"How the hell can she sleep through that?" Heather glanced at the snoozing goth girl, "I can't go to sleep when there's two freakin' cannibals in front of us!"

"Poor thing." Dawn glanced at Gwen, "She's very exhausted right now."

* * *

**(Victory)**

"WHY?!" DJ screamed out in pain as the small monkeys assaulted him and Lindsay winced at the poor giant.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"That was a nice night, dattebayo." Naruto stretched his arms out with a yawn, only to blink at the snoozing caterpillar creatures.

"Um…" Sky glanced around nervously, "Maybe we better leave here quick and quiet." Her team agreed and quickly left the clearing.

* * *

**(Machu Picchu)**

Chris fix himself up and glance at the stair to see that the team Victory was first to reach as they crawl up the stairs with heavy panting. "The victorious twosome!" Chris grinned, "Somehow, you two are still in first place. Find the treasure before anyone else, and you'll leave Peru in first-class."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lindsay cheered and the host glances at the shivering giant.

"What happened to him?" The host asked.

"Same old story…" The bombshell said, "Attacked by miniature monkeys."

"I deserved it!" DJ sobbed, "I always deserved it!"

"But this time, the animals hurt you." Lindsay replied with a cheerful smile, "And we're still in first place! Maybe for once, the person going home won't be from our team!"

"…Split up!" The Jamaican giant sniffled with a grin, "We'll cover more ground."

* * *

It wasn't long until the Crushers reach the Machu Picchu and start their searching before Team Chris show up, only to be block by Chris. "Whoa there." The host held his hand out at Team Chris, "You can't start searching until the whole team is here."

Tyler glanced behind with a gasp, "Owen!"

"Chef never said that!" Alejandro glared, "You're making up the rules as we go!"

"And that surprises you because…?" Chris chuckled.

"…Fine…" The Latino villain grumbled as he ran down the stairs, "Allow me to search for our beloved teammate." The truth is that he did it on purpose because he hate Owen for calling him Al all the time…Plus, he can't take another word of him blabbing about foods! Looks like Alejandro have some plan to trick Owen into his alliance as soon as he find the oaf.

* * *

**(Team Amazon)**

"Gwen's snoring is driving me crazy!" Sierra complained.

"I think you mean 'Crazier'." Courtney sneered at the fangirl, it was her fault in first place!

"More like 'Craziest'." Jo deadpanned.

* * *

**(Machu Picchu)**

"Man, there's so many place to cover." Rodney wiped his forehead, "Any luck, guys?"

"Nope, keep looking." Brick shakes his head and the Crusher noticed that Alejandro show up with Owen before Chris allow the Team Chris in.

"Hurry!" Sky gasped, quickly cover the ground with her team.

"I found it!" Tyler cheered.

"WHAT?!" The Crushers turned around with widened eyes.

"This is weird." Chris muttered as he walked toward Tyler and Owen with large object, "Hey, guys, whatcha doin'?"

"We got it…" Owen grunted as they tried to dig it out, "The olden treasure!"

"Great…" The host chuckled, "Expect we're looking for Golden treasure…"

"We found it!" Lindsay ran up to the host with said treasure and DJ.

"…Like that." Chris gestured at the team Victory, "Finally! Victory for team Victory!"

"Best team ever!" The bombshell gave Jamaican giant a high-five.

"Well, I guess it was overdue, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled lightly.

"Yeah, I felt bad that they don't even get to be in first-class until now." The Cree girl sighed.

* * *

**(Team Amazon)**

"Chef!" The Amazon, minus snoring goth girl, cried out as the said cooker show up, "Watch out for cannibal Zing-Zings!"

"These guys?" Chef pointed at the two said Zing-Zing, "Nah, they're just hired actors and there was no really cannibal tribe."

"You lied?" Heather narrowed her eyes.

"Duh, Chris and I lied to you most of times for laugh." The cooker rolled his eyes as he cut the ropes, "Anyway…You lost the challenge…Y'all gotta vote someone off."

"Ow!" Cody winced, "I got bitten by red ant!" Courtney was about to give him a shot of EpiPen but Sierra, for no reason, just grab the geek's thumb and suck on it.

"…"

"…"

"…It's so obvious who everyone will vote for." Chef deadpanned.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: First-Class)**

DJ grinned at the cookies, "More freshly baked cookies? Don't mind if I do."

"Would it be okay with you if I…"

"Asked Owen to come join us up here?" The Jamaican giant smirked at the blushing bombshell, "Sure!"

"Yay!" Lindsay ran off, "O! O! O!"

* * *

**(Galley)**

"All right, Amazons." Chris grinned at the Amazon team, "Are you ready to find out who you chose to eliminate…Nah, everyone voted for Sierra!"

"What?" Sierra gasped, "E-E-Even my Codykin?"

"Yes." The host grinned at the wailing fangirl.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"My Codykin voted…for me? After everything I did for him? All these foot rubs, secret hair collection…" Sierra sobbed before she releases a lowly growl, "No…It's these bitches! I bet they forced him to go against me…" She tightened her fit before she sob into her hands again.

* * *

"Unfortunately, it's not really an elimination challenge but a reward challenge." Chris sighed, stupid producers can't let him do anything that he really want to do. Everyone gasped in horror, that means the crazed fangirl have to stay with them longer.

"Well, see you later!" The host quickly runs out of the galley.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

After take care of his business, Naruto walked back to the economy class and glance at the sleeping travelers before he blink at wide-awaked petite girl. He can see that there were some bags under her eyes and he take his seat next to the petite girl. "Dawn?" The said girl jerked her head up to see the redhead, "What's the matter, dattebayo."

"Oh, Naruto." Dawn sighed, "It's…It's Sierra. Because of her, I can't sleep…"

"Is she bothering you?" Naruto frowned.

"Sort of…" The petite girl tilted her head, "It's her aura…It's so dark and full with malice…When she's around me, I felt like that her aura was choking me…" She bit her lip, "It's hard to explain it."

"It's okay, dattebayo." The redhead stoked her head, "Is there anything I can do to help you?"

"…Can I sleep next to you?" Dawn asked bluntly that almost knock Naruto back.

"W-W-Why?"

"Because, somehow, your warm energy is blocking her aura out and also, I really like your energy." The petite girl replied and the redhead scratched his head.

"Sure." Naruto muttered, "Anything to help you sleep easy, dattebayo…Dawn?" He glanced at the snoring petite girl at his side, it seems like she don't have been sleeping for days. The redhead leaned his head back and closed his eyes for the night.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

DJ and Lindsay were enjoying their first time in the first-class. "Wow." Lindsay sighed as the intern painted her toenails, "I'm so relaxed, I think my brain is even asleep…" The bombshell attempted to take a sip of her tea but it spilt all over her shirt, "Yep. Totally asleep. This is great! And the best part is we have been here for almost a week!"

"Yeah, I guess Chris did it because we barely get in first-class until Amazon." DJ sighed.

"I know!" The bombshell giggled before she smells something, "Ew. What is that smell?"

"It's my meatless bacon and eggs-like breakfast." The Jamaican giant muttered as the widened-eyes intern stared at the crawling eggs, "I'm never hurting another animal again!"

"So now you're a 'Me-gan'?" Lindsay tilted her head.

"Vegan…" DJ rolled his eyes, "And don't tell Momma. She says vegans are chicken-loving chickens."

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

The travelers were chatting with each other until Naruto glanced around, "Say, where's Izzy? I didn't see her here, dattebayo."

"I saw her go to the cockpit to talk with Chef." Alejandro answered and almost everyone gasped in horror as the alarm went off.

"Oh, no!" Noah screamed.

"What's happening?!" Courtney cried out, bouncing around the cabin with the screaming travelers.

"We're going down!" Tyler grunted.

"Mommy!" Brick and Max held each other with teary eyes.

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

"Oh, what does this button do?" Izzy pushed every buttons with insanely giggle, "Oh, and this one?"

"Crazy maggot, stop that!" Chef swatted her hands away, "I thought you were going to ask me about how to cheer Red up?!"

"Oh, that's right!" The crazy girl giggled, "I totally forget about it when I saw these buttons…Ooh, red button!"

"Stop it!" The cooker swatted her hands again.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"I-I-Is it over?" Cameron asked before he throw up on the floor.

"Having some trouble controlling your team, Alejandro?" Heather teased with crossed arms and the Latino villain glanced at his injured teammates.

"Your attempts to insult my teams are…" Alejandro smirked, "Cute."

"Keep your honey words to yourself." The queen bee snorted, "You're not my type…"

"I know because it's so obvious that you have a thing for Naruto." The Latino villain chuckled as the queen bee blushed lightly, "Plus, you also are not my type anyway."

"If you say one word to idiot, I'm gonna kill you." Heather growled and Alejandro just holds his hands up in surrender.

"I wonder where did she get this ice cream from?" Shawn stared at the crying fangirl as she shoves the ice cream into her mouth with her own hand.

"Maybe she stole it from Chef's refrigerator." Rodney shrugged, "Why is she crying anyway?"

"Because she found out that Cody voted for her." Dawn replied, unawake that she just cause the country boy to stutter.

"C-C-Codykin voted against me…" Sierra sobbed as she pointed at the Amazon with glare, "It's all because of these bitches! They turned him on me!"

"The hell?" Jo scowled.

"No one force him to vote for you." Gwen muttered, "It's not really surprise since you actually cost us the last challenge."

"Lie! Lie!" The fangirl stomped away from the travelers with a snarl.

"…She really needs a help." Courtney crossed her arms, "A professional help."

"…All clear." Alejandro called out and Cody falls out of the overhead compartment with a grunt.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Lately, Sierra is getting more and more crazy." Cody said from behind B as the silent boy tapped his thumbs together, "She claimed that I was forced to vote for her by the girls but it's not true. I vote for her because she's a fucking stalker!" There was pause, "I'm done here. Thank, B." The said boy nodded his head.

* * *

"This is your captain speaking." Izzy spoke out of the PA, "If you look out your window, you'll get to see what happens when a plane does a somersault."

"Give me that!" Chef's voice roared as the travelers glanced at each other nervously, "Um…Y-Y'all might want to hang on to something heavy!" The travelers quickly hold on Owen with screams as the plane somersault into France and stop in front of a French museum, floating on the canal.

* * *

**(France, Paris)**

"I didn't exactly get a chance to prep my introduction, what with the unexpected water landing and all…" Chris rubbed his injured head as the injured travelers glanced at the giggling crazy girl, "I'm just gonna give the highlights. France, city of love, art, gallery, filler, lots of artwork, priceless, priceless artwork."

"Wait, I thought I'm banned from France." Lindsay raised her hand.

"You were." The host chuckled, "But I pulled some strings to unban you as long as you don't get closer to any artworks."

"…How many strings do you have?" Naruto blinked with widened eyes.

"Oh, a lot." Chris smirked, "Really a lot!"

"Oooh, can O and I go shopping?" The bombshell said excitingly at her good news, "I can pick out new clothes for O! EEE…"

The host covered Lindsay's mouth, "There's no time for shopping. The first challenge is about to start. Everyone, inside the loave!"

"Um…" Courtney raised her eyebrow, "I believe you mean louvre."

"Whatever." Chris deadpanned, "Go, already!"

* * *

**(Louvre)**

Chef brings in a huge tallest crate and the host turned to the teams. "Challenge time, kids!" Chris handed out pictures to each teams, "Each team gets their very own famous sculpture. Team Victory, yours is Rodin's The Thinker. Team Chris, you guys get The Venus de Milo."

"Ah, Venus." Alejandro sighed, "Such beauty."

"Calm down, lover boy." The host muttered, "Team Crushers, you get the Winged Victory of Samothrace. Amazons, you ladies get the Statue of David. Here's how it works. It's up to you guys to find your statue hidden somewhere in the Lo-ver-uh-re."

"Well, that shouldn't be too hard." The CIT shrugged her shoulders, "The statues are big, plus I'm amazing at reading brochure maps."

"And you have to say it…" Gwen deadpanned.

"About that…" Chris gestured at his co-worker with a snicker, "Chef has broken the statues into pieces and hidden them. First team to find their pieces, race to the pyramid court, and re-assemble them wins."

"…You broke the valuable sculptures?" Sky dropped her jaw, "Are you insane?!"

"Plus, some of them don't even belong to Louvre." The Latino villain pointed out.

"Relax!" The host waved it away with a cheesy grin, "We're not using the actual statues. Those are priceless. Chef made some fake ones, right?"

"…" Chef slowly shifted his eyes around before he run away from the groups.

"…"

"…"

"…I almost forget the twist, twist." Chris cleared his throat as he gestured at the crate, "Here's your motivation." As soon as he finished his sentence, the crate fall apart to revealing a roaring Sasquatchanakwa, bear with chainsaw, and a baby seal.

"Aww, look, DJ, it's that baby seal you accidentally ran over in Yukon." Lindsay cooed at the seal.

"Wait, I did what?!" DJ gasped before he releases a scream as the seal growled at him.

"I'd start running." The host chuckled at the running travelers.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"I find one of the pieces." Shawn lifted a wing piece.

"That's great, dattebayo." Naruto grinned as he carry another wing piece, "That's two down and…Um…Did Chris said how many were there?"

"I don't recall…" Ella tilted her head.

"Bah, just go find some more pieces and we'll figure it out." Max growled.

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"Come on, guys!" Heather snarled as she carried a piece of David, "There's no way I'm gonna let the teams beat us to the pyramid court. We have to find the rest of these things…Fast!"

"Gwen, how are you feeling?" Dawn asked.

"Ugh, kinda bad." Gwen grumbled tiredly, "Don't worry about me, just get this challenge over with."

"When will you shut up?!" Jo shouted at the wailing fangirl with gritted teeth, "Do you want me to shut you up?"

"Um…Girls…" Cody glanced at the incoming bear with chainsaw, "We better run!" The bear start to chase the screaming Amazons around the Louvre.

* * *

**(Victory)**

"These are heavy…" Lindsay grunted under the weight of many pieces as the jittery Jamaican giant carried a small piece, "Do you think…Could you maybe…You're just so big and strong and…"

"What?!" DJ shouted frantically, "Oh, sorry, Lindsay. I'll carry them for you."

"Oh, good, because after we win, I was also going to ask you about carrying all those cute stripy boxes you get when you go shopping in Paris!" The bombshell gushed.

"I don't want to win, remember?" The Jamaican giant muttered, "I want to go home and stop my campaign of animal pain…" He gasped as soon as he noticed the Egyptian section, "An Egypt exhibit? Could this be the answer?"

"The Egypt bandage guard can carry my shopping?" Lindsay said confusedly.

"No!" DJ shoves the pieces back into the bombshell's arms as he run toward the exhibit, "It's the answer to my animal-hurting curse!"

"Okay…" The bombshell blinked, "I guess I'll keep looking and you'll meet up with me later?" She never gets an answer.

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

"You've all been brave and courageous, but we need to pick up the pace." Alejandro spoke to his team before he notice something, "I…Izzy! We're doing a challenge! You must focus!" The reason why he was shouting is because the crazy girl just poked her head through a painting and make faces at them. B was about to say something but…

"Wait, is that American Gothic painting?" Cameron gasped.

"…Wonderful, one less artwork in the world now…" Noah deadpanned, watching the Latino villain tricking Izzy to focus on the challenge.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"Sky, is your foot getting better?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, it is." Sky smiled, "Good thing it wasn't serious as I thought it was."

"Hai, me too." The redhead chuckled, "Say, I'm curious, what kind of Olympic events are you aiming for? Chris said that you want to be an Olympian when he introduced you guys, but he didn't give us more info about it, dattebayo."

"Gymnastics." The Cree girl replied.

"That's awesome." Naruto grinned, "I'll gonna cheer you on when you get in Olympic, dattebayo."

"Really?" Sky glanced at him, "You think I will make it?"

The redhead smiled, "I know you will make it because you're working for your dream, dattebayo."

"Thank…" The aspiring Olympian released a small burp, "Oh, I'm sorry…I'm gonna help Brick!" She quickly run away with hand on her mouth and Naruto just tilt his head in confusion as Ella and Max show up with new pieces.

* * *

**(Amazon)**

The team stares at the embarrassing bear as he tried to restart the chainsaw and they glance at the crying fangirl. "Can we please leave her here?" Heather muttered angrily, "She is really getting on my nerves with her annoying cry."

"Same here." Jo grunted.

"But what if Chris says that we need a whole team?" Cody sighed.

"Indeed." Dawn nodded, "Chris is more likely to do that."

"ARGH!" Gwen stomped her foot with angry scowl as her team jumped at her sudden outburst, "I can't stand any more damn crying!" The goth girl tossed Sierra into Jo's arms, "You carry this whiny bitch and I don't give a fuck that you don't want to do it!"

"Um…" The jockette glanced at her nervously teammates.

"And you!" The goth girl turned around to face the bear before she kick the creature in groin, "Stop chasing us…" She started to cry, "Oh, I'm so sorry that I kick you!"

"…Is it her ti…" The geek was about to say it but the CIT cover his mouth with deadly glare.

"Let's go, Gwen…" The petite girl said softly, guiding her crying goth friend away from the whimpering bear.

* * *

**(Pyramid Top)**

The Team Chris was first to reach the pyramid top after located all of their statue pieces. "All right." Alejandro placed his hands on hip, "Quickly now. Put all our pieces here."

"Hurry!" Max barked as his team run in with the pieces, followed by Amazon team.

"Let's move it, girls!" Heather growled at the sight of two teams, she refuse to sit in economy class again. They dropped their pieces and what happens next was something that the teams did not notice until it was too late.

"Hey!" Courtney glared at the two teams, "You got some of your Venus and Samothrace in our David!"

"Ugh!" The queen bee groaned, "You guys did that on purpose!"

"No, you did!" Brick glared and everyone start to shouting at each other.

"I think it was an accident, dattebayo." Naruto said, "Why can't we just separate the pieces and reassemble them?" The travelers glance at each other before they fight over the pile, cause the redhead to sigh at the scene. They never noticed that Lindsay was dragging all of the pieces into the room.

* * *

**(DJ)**

The Jamaican giant fought the Bigfoot, baby seal, and bear on the golf cart as he protect the mummified dog, "Go away, guys, I'm trying to break the curse!"

* * *

**(Pyramid Top)**

"Ooh!" Owen stared at the food painting as the teams worked on their statues, "Would you look at that! Looks yummy…" The oaf ripped it off before he eat it, "Mmm! Acrylic…"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…We're gonna be in big trouble if he turn into a zombie." Shawn shivered with widened eyes, a zombie with bottomless pit…Now the zombie nut will have nightmare for the rest of his life.

* * *

After a while, Courtney checks the picture of David statue and raises her eyebrow at the jumbled statue. "I don't think this is right."

"No shit, Sherlock." Jo deadpanned.

"…I didn't think the Winged Victory of Samothrace have two arms as wings, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"You're right." Ella glanced at the picture.

"DJ, we're totally going to win!" Lindsay squealed as she almost finished The Thinker statue by herself, "…Or I-I guess I'll win." She was about to put on the last piece but DJ crash into the statue as the three creatures beat him up and the Jamaican giant release a gasp at the sight of the teetering mummified dog.

"Nooo!" DJ cried out at the falling dog before Izzy catch it in midair, "It didn't break!"

"Whoo! Yeah! Izzy rules! Touchdown!" The crazy girl smashed the mummified dog on the ground, shatter it in process and she leaps at the redhead for her whisker time.

"Noooo!" The Jamaican giant sobbed.

"Done!" Team Chris and Crusher turned around to see that Amazon just completed their statue of David.

"And the Amazons have it." Chris announced as he walked in, "Coming in a close second is Crushers, and Team Chris come in third place by a hair. And this week's losers are…Not at all ironically anymore…Team Victory."

"Are you okay?" Lindsay glanced at crying Jamaican giant, "Are you hurt, or just sad that we lost again?"

"These…" DJ grinned, "These are happy tears. I'm going home! Momma, I'm coming home!"

"What?!" The bombshell placed her hands on hip with puzzled expression.

"Well, there are only two of us, so if I vote for myself and you vote for me, I get to go home to my momma's warm embrace." The Jamaican giant smiled.

"Whoa, big guy." The host chuckled, "Since this is the first time we've had a two-person team elimination scenario, I've decided to do something special. Since we're in the fashion capital of the world, I declare that it's a walk-off, people! It's a walk-off!"

"Aw, man." Owen grumbled, "I hate walking."

"Not this kind of walk." Cameron whispered.

"Each of you will pick a model to work with." Chris gestured at the travelers and Lindsay and DJ starts to think on their models.

"I pick Nolan." Lindsay said as she pulled Naruto's arm, "I have a great idea for the clothes!"

"Um…" Naruto rubbed his head nervously, "For some reason, I feel very unease, dattebayo."

"DJ?" The host smirked.

"Um…" DJ tapped his chin as most of the girls give their own poses, "I'll go with…Gwen."

"What?!" Heather gasped.

"I second that." Chris muttered, "What?!"

"Nothing personal, but I hate models and getting stared at." Gwen sighed and B was about to point something out but Brick cut him off.

"…But you're getting stared at by million of people." The cadet replied.

"Stuff it!" The goth girl growled as the cadet jumped into Rodney's arms and she walk up to the stage in happy mood.

"Jeez, sometime it's hard to know what's coming next with her mood swings…" Cody sighed.

"How long has it been going on for?" Noah asked, he was suspecting something after noticed some signs but he was not sure yet.

"Um…" The geek tilted his head, "Her mood swings just show up a few days ago…It must be tough since she have flu."

"I see." The bookworm rubbed his chin, just missed Chris' explanation of walk-off.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Why isn't my Codykin paying attention to me!" Sierra growled with crossed arms, "My plan was to fake-crying and playing hard-to-get all day so my Codykin will comfort me but he didn't do it!" She grits her teeth in anger.

* * *

**(Lindsay)**

"Are you sure that you want me to wear it?" Naruto run his hand across the long straightened red hair, "And how did you managed to get my spiky hair down? It's really hard thing to do, dattebayo."

"It's really easy when you have curling rod." Lindsay beamed as she handed him the outfit, "Put it on."

"Um…Again, why did you choose me?" The redhead muttered.

"Because your red hair really go with this outfit." The bombshell clapped her hands together, "Please do it once."

"Fine…" Naruto sighed, "But I am so not going to enjoy it …Well, a bit if it gets a lot of funny reactions out of them, dattebayo."

* * *

**(DJ)**

The Jamaican giant was sketching out on his sketchbook as Gwen tells him things that she doesn't want to wear, "Nothing too foo foo, girly...And don't think about making me look fat!"

"You're not fat…" DJ replied.

"Oh, are you saying I'm too skinny?"

"What? No!" The Jamaican giant gulped nervously, "You're…um…What do you want me to say?!"

"I'm so sorry…" Gwen sighed, "Mood swings…Let me see that!" The goth girl peeked at the sketchbook, only to see the drawing of his mom and house. "…The hell?"

"I'm trying to lose." DJ whined.

"You don't say…" The goth girl threw the sketchbook at him.

* * *

**(Stage)**

"Heather, Tyler, Ella, and I will be the judges of this walk-off." Chris gestured at the said travelers with a grin, "Okay, first model…Come on out!"

"Oh, wow…" Alejandro dropped his jaw at the first model. The model was wearing a long red dress with black sides and appears to be a female with long straight red hair that covered most of her face. "Such a beauty…" He whispered.

"This is so rich!" Chris held his sides with a laugh, "Lindsay named it The Red Woman and the model is Naruto."

"Wha…" The Latino villain slowly widened his eyes.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Alejandro screamed a long silent scream before he turn around to throw up for ogling his aniki.

* * *

"And here comes Gwen, wearing an original from DJ designs." The host chuckled at the dejected goth girl in DJ's clothes before she throw DJ's clothes at the judge and stomp away with a scowl.

"Momma, I'm coming home!" DJ sang to himself happily, "Momma, I'm coming home! No more animal's gonna get hurt. 'Cause, Momma, I'm coming home."

"O…Okay…" Chris pinched the bridge of his nose, "Judges?"

"I don't know what Lindsay was thinking." Heather scowled, "All that red, it's too much red…And I don't want to see idiot in a dress again. Thank for the mental picture."

"Well…" Tyler rubbed his neck, "I think Lindsay's dress was really nice…Yeah, just nice."

"Ooh, I agree with Tyler." Ella gushed, "Seeing Naruto in red dress makes me want to sing…"

_A prince in red…_

"Zip it." Chris covered the princess's mouth, "Anyway…I don't want to know that my son look good in dress ever…That and I think some of the boys are confusing right now." He glanced at a several shellshocked boys.

"This is perfect." The Jamaican giant grinned, "If Lindsay's design are okay, mine will totally suck big time. Home, here I come."

"And what about DJ's work?" The host asked.

"Dry, dull, uninspiring, not a hint of effort with the presentation." The queen bee crossed her arms with a smirk, "But enough about Gwen. The shirt was ten."

"I agree." Chris nodded, "Model sucked, shirt good."

"It's so colorful and I really love it." The princess smiled.

"Well, I'm sure that most dudes like to see chicks wearing dude's shirt." The jock gave them a thumb-up, "I like it."

"Victory to DJ." The host announced.

"What?" DJ dropped his jaw, "I-I won? NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Ignoring the sobbing winner…" Chris turned to Amazon, "As the winner of this challenge, you will fly first-class but…Before we leave, you all will have a romantic dinner with your chosen traveler…If they accept it."

"I don't do romance." Jo scowled.

"Codykin! Codykin!" Sierra perked up.

"No, I don't want to." Cody groaned, "I also don't want to have any romantic dinner since Kat's not here."

"No Duncan, no dinner." Courtney snorted with crossed arms.

"What will happen if someone chose the same traveler that someone else picked?" Dawn raised her hand.

"Well, each of the Amazons will have one hour dinner with this person." The host smirked as if he knows who will pick who, "Cool with you?" Some of the Amazons shrugged, it was kinda good deal.

"Indeed, I pick Naruto." The petite girl said.

"Idiot." Heather muttered.

"Well, I really want to have a dinner because I'm very hungry…" Gwen glanced at the redhead, "I want to eat with Naruto…Sorry, guys."

"We don't mind." Everyone grumbled to themselves, they want to have a good dinner instead of airplane.

"What did I miss?" Naruto walked up to the group after changed back into his regular clothes and everyone stare at him. "…Nani?"

* * *

**(Paris)**

"So, Chris, are we going to stay in France for about three hours?" Noah asked as he pointed at the 24-hour convenience store right next to the plane, "Would that be okay if I go to this convenience store to buy something?"

"Sure." Chris shrugged, "But you have to use your own money if you have some."

"Good." The bookworm walked toward the store.

* * *

**(French Restaurant)**

Naruto rubbing his temple, he still can't believe that he was going to have three dinners with three different girls. "Hey, idiot, what's the matter?" Heather raised her eyebrow, "Is it bad for you to have dinner with me?"

"Nani?" Naruto blinked before he shakes his head, "Oh, no, not at all…It's kind of shock that I'm going to have three dinners at once, dattebayo."

"True…" The queen bee grunted, "I'm fine if it was with Dawn…I wish that the weird goth girl don't have to pick you." The redhead rolled his eyes and there was a pause for a while until she stares into his eyes. "So…How are you holding up now?" Heather asked as she fidgeted with her napkin, "Are you…Okay now? I mean it's…Ugh, I'm so bad at it."

"It's okay, Heat-chan." The redhead chuckled lightly, "I know you're always bad at comforting people but I know you do care, dattebayo. After all, you're tsundere."

"I-I-I'm not!" Heather stuttered with pinkish tint on her cheeks.

"Well, I'm doing good now." Naruto smiled, "Everyone has been helping me out, even tou-san and uncle Chef."

"…Uncle Chef?" His childhood friend raised her eyebrow.

"It fits him, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "Anyway, they all help me out and I think that I'm almost out of the woods but not yet."

"Good…" Heather nodded.

"…So how are you getting along with your team?" Naruto rubbed his head.

"I'm glad that Dawn is on my team because she's the only one I can stand." The queen bee sighed, "There's nothing to say about Cody because he don't cause me any problem at all…Jo is not bad, even if we fight each other. Country and weird goth girl are so-so, sometime I can't stand them, sometime I can…But…" She groaned, "I can't stand Sierra at all! She reminds me of…"

"Her…" The redhead nodded, "Yeah, same with me…I don't know what tou-san was thinking…I guess he have no choice either way because she end up on this bus with us, dattebayo."

"We should have just kicked her out of the bus." Heather sighed, "Just forget about it and focus on this dinner."

"Sure." Naruto smiled as they start to eat their dinner and the queen bee has an idea that will make idiot notice her more. The redhead nearly choked on his food as his eyes lift up to her, "H-H-Heat-chan, your foot…"

"Quiet, idiot." The queen bee smirked coyly as her foot slowly rubbing his leg, "Don't cause a scene. No one can see our legs under this clothed table so just relax…"

"B-B-B-But…" The redhead stuttered with red face.

"Shut up and enjoy your dinner." Heather's foot kept rubbing his leg more, "And no, idiot, I'm not going to stop it until I want to."

"U-U-Um…" Naruto turned back to his dinner, attempting to ignore her foot. It went on for an hour.

* * *

"Are you okay?" Dawn stared at the blushing redhead with blank expression, "You don't look well."

"I'm fine, dattebayo." The redhead takes a deep breath, "So are you ready?"

"Almost…" The petite girl placed her chair next to him before she sit down, "Now I'm ready."

"Okay." Naruto chuckled, "I'm glad that you're doing okay now that you have some sleep, dattebayo."

"Indeed, it's because you help me…" Dawn smiled softly, "I really want to thank you properly."

"Really?" The redhead grinned, "So what are you…" The petite girl cut him off by a peck on his cheek.

"Thank you." The petite girl said as he blushed lightly, "…There is something that I want to do."

"W-W-What kind of thing?" Naruto blinked confusingly.

"I want us to feed each other." Dawn said bluntly as she hold up a piece of salad on her fork, "I am very curious when I saw some people do that so I want to try it with you. Say ah."

"…Ah…" The redhead takes a bite in confusion before he fed her with salad since the petite girl doesn't eat meat, what's really going on here?! What he didn't know is that Heather told Dawn to do it as a way to cheer Naruto up more.

* * *

"So, how are you feeling now?" Naruto asked the goth girl.

"Fine for now." Gwen blew her hair up, "I seriously don't know what's the hell is wrong with me."

"Yeah, I'm really worried about you, dattebayo." The redhead frowned, "I hope it's nothing serious."

"Same here." The goth girl sighed, "Anyway, I'm really glad that you're okay now."

"Hai, because I have you and everyone." Naruto grinned as Gwen turned her head away with a light blush, she only hear the 'you' part.

"So, Naruto…" The goth girl glanced at him as they eat their dinner, "I gotta ask you something…Why were you banging your head on table when I get here?"

"…Because I'm so confusing, dattebayo." The redhead deadpanned as she raised her eyebrow at him, "First Heat-chan was rubbing my leg with her foot and then Dawn asked me to feed each other so we did…"

"What!" Gwen slammed her hands on the table, startled the redhead. "Ooh, these two…" She quickly stood up and walks around before she sits down on his lap.

"Um…Gwen?" Naruto stuttered.

"Until our dinner end, I'm going to stay here and that's it!" The goth girl crossed her arms, she don't know why she was doing it and blame it on her hormones.

"Um…Okay?" The redhead glanced around with puzzled expression.

* * *

"…" Chef stared at Naruto as the redhead repeating bang the table with his head harder, "…Brat, are you okay?"

"…Uncle, why are girls so confusing?" The redhead muttered.

"Oh, boy, I'm staying out of this one." The cooker tossed the redhead on his shoulder and carries him back to the airplane as Naruto hitting his forehead on Chef's back.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"I'm gonna miss you, Lind." Owen hugged his bombshell girlfriend with a pout.

"Me too, O." Lindsay smiled, "One quick kiss before I go?"

"Sure!" The oaf was about to kiss the bombshell but the host stop them.

"Sorry, guys, we're wasting time so…" Chris grinned at the pouting girl.

"Win for us, O." The bombshell jumped and hit her head on the top of the hatchway before she falls out with a scream.

"…"

"…What a great gal." Owen sighed dreamily, earned an eyeroll from the host.

* * *

**(Gwen)**

The goth girl was about to enter the first-class until she hear someone call her out and she turn around to see the bookworm. "What's up, Noah?" Gwen asked.

"Can we talk in private?" Noah jerked his head.

"Um…Sure." The goth girl shrugged and followed the bookworm for a while until they reach the door of the bathroom.

"I'm going to ask you some questions that may be too personal so forgive me if I'm going too far." The bookworm said as he checked their surrounding, satisfied that there was no one around.

"What kind of questions?" Gwen narrowed her eyes and he holds his hands up as she notices the plastic shopping bag in his hands for first time.

"All you have to do is say no or yes…" Noah cleared his throat, "Have you experienced some dizziness, nausea, fatigue and vomit a lot every morning recently?"

"Um…Yes."

"Well, I was gonna ask you if you have a mood swing but you already answer it through your action today…" The bookworm rubbed his chin, "I have two more questions…One, do you feel like that your breasts are swelling or feeling tender?"

"WHAT!" Gwen was about to punch his clock out until his next question stop her in track.

"Second, did you have sex recently?"

"…Um…" The goth girl gulped nervously.

"I'm not going to ask who you did it with and I don't care." Noah handed her the bag, "If you have your answers to my last two questions then I suggest you to use these inside…Make sure you do it in private if you want to keep it secret." The bookworm was about to walk away.

"Wait…Um…How did you know about these…" Gwen asked nervously, "And why are you helping me?"

"Because I have a lot of siblings so I know the signs when I see one…" Noah shrugged, "I'm helping you because I have a good guess about who did it with you."

"…Wait, are you saying…?" The goth girl's eyes slowly widened.

"Maybe, until you check it." The bookworm replied, "There's three inside and don't worry about me blabbing it to someone else because the truth is…I don't care about it, I'm just helping him out, even if you two don't know."

"…Thank…" Gwen quickly run inside the bathroom and Noah shrugged his shoulders before he join his team to do some light reading.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

It has been several days since they left France and Gwen stares at the book in deep thought, never notice the fact that the queen bee just crawl into the vent for no reason. "What the hell is she doing?" Jo raised her eyebrow at vent.

"Beats me." Courtney deadpanned, "We don't need another Izzy running around."

"Maybe she's going to spy on the teams?" Dawn tilted her head.

"More like spy on Naruto." The jockette smirked, "She's so in love with him."

"I-I-I am not in love!" Heather peeked out of the vent, "I am thinking about our team. I'm trying to sneak back into loser class to eavesdrop. And there's DJ…We have to make an alliance with DJ before Alejandro or Naruto get a chance to!" She quickly disappeared into the vent.

"…Totally spying on Naruto." The CIT rolled her eyes.

"Ooh, I finally find it!" Sierra raised the purple toothbrush that she found behind the bar, "Codykin's new toothbrush!"

"Give it back, that's my last…" Cody attempted to take it back but the fangirl just brushed her teeth with his toothbrush, "Great, now I don't want it anymore."

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"I don't know what to say to him." Owen poked his fingers together as Team Chris stared at the Jamaican giant, "I've always been the alliancee, not the alliancer."

"It's like asking a girl out, only she's a guy." Noah said.

"Oh…" The oaf cleared his throat, "Hey, DJ, hey! You want to go for hot dogs with my buddy Noah? He said your legs are nice."

"…Oh, my guts, dattebayo!" Naruto held his stomach with a loud laugh and DJ just raised his eyebrow at the bookworm.

"Yeah, because that's exactly what I told him to say." The bookworm said sarcastically.

"One cannot blunder into an alliance, friends." Alejandro sighed at his team's antic.

"Look, guys." DJ sighed, "I'm not gonna join any alliance because the next challenge, I'm going to throw it so I can go home and stop that curse."

"What?!" Everyone looked up at the vent before the queen bee fall down with a grunt.

"What have we here?" The Latino villain smirked with crossed arms.

"Why were you in the vent?" The redhead blinked.

"I bet she was spying on me to get my evil plans." Max glared at the queen bee, "It's useless because my evil plans are in safe place."

"You wish, shorty." Heather growled, "I just…I just…" She glanced around for any excuse, "I was writing a ticket!"

"A ticket for what?" Sky raised her eyebrow.

"For Owen because of his smelly socks!" The queen bee shoved a piece of paper into the oaf's face and stomped away.

"…Am I wearing socks?" Owen blinked, "I can't even see my feet."

"Yes, you are." Ella replied from her seat in front of the oaf.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"As the only one left on team Victory, I'm having a hard time seeing how I could possibly win this thing." DJ sighed, "Plus, I think I catch a little flu from Gwen…And let's face it…I've never had a killer instinct…" The giant sobbed into his hands "Unless it's an animal, it turns out."

"DJ!" Heather poked her head in from the vent as the Jamaican giant jumped with a scream, "Make an alliance with my team, and we'll help you win."

"Whoa!" DJ stammered, "What…What…What are you do…Hey, it's a good thing I wasn't doing my business in here."

"I did have to wait a while for you to show up." The queen bee admitted.

"…Wait, wasn't Naruto here before I show up?"

"I-I-I showed up here after he left!" Heather stuttered with red face as she brings her head back in the vent and the Jamaican giant just roll his eyes.

* * *

After a while, Naruto can feel that the airplane was bouncing on something and he turn his eyes to the window to see the water. "Where are we now?" The redhead blinked, "I think it must be one of the islands, dattebayo." B was about to say something but someone cut him off.

"Or we're going to do challenge in the ocean?" Brick shrugged.

"Attention, travelers." Chris' voice echoed through the PA, "In accordance with emergency-landing procedures, you will be shown the nearest exit."

"Move it, maggots!" Chef suddenly showed up with Amazon team and shoves the four teams out of the airplane.

* * *

**(Ocean, near to Newfoundland)**

"Help!" DJ splashed around before Rodney holds him up with Max on his head, "Thank, man."

"Don't mention it." The country boy grinned.

'Damn it…' Heather scowled, she just missed her chance to get an alliance with DJ, before she hear a blowing horn and she turn her head with everyone to see a boat.

"Hey, there, ya gowdy angishores." Chris grinned at them from the boat, "Ever been to sea?"

"What with the who now?" Cody furrowed his brows.

"…We're in Newfoundland?" Naruto blinked and the host was about to say something.

"It must be Newfoundland!" Sierra gasped loudly as Chris glared at her for cut him off, "Chris is originally from Blow-Me-Down highlands."

"Aye, it's a bronny homecoming for Buddy McLean…" The host grinned, "Canada's beautiful east coast…"

"Birthplace of Canada's beautifulest host." The fangirl cut him off again.

"Yeah, yeah." Chris frowned before he give the travelers an evil smirk, "It's just a hop and a skip thataway. First part of the challenge, swim over to your team's boat and start paddling." The travelers glanced at the four boats, "To keep this interesting, Victory, since you're a team of one, your boat has been set up with an outboard motor."

"What?!" The Jamaican giant groaned, "Come on!"

"Okay, listen up, Amazons." Courtney said as her team turned to her, "If we swim in a 'V' formation, like geese, we'll be faster."

"Fine." The queen bee muttered, "Any objections?"

"Courtney is bossing us around and you don't have one?" Gwen blinked with a raised eyebrow.

"Only to losing." Heather shrugged, "Let's go, people!"

"Hey, DJ, we'll help you get to your boat before we go, dattebayo." Naruto patted his friend's back, he know that the Jamaican giant can't swim very well.

"Fine…" DJ muttered, he will just sit in the boat and do nothing until the end of the challenge.

"I am CIT!" Everyone glanced at the shouting CIT.

"More like a B-i-t-c-h." The queen bee growled.

"Guys, let's get going…" The goth girl glanced around, "Wait, where's Dawn?"

"Here." The said girl waved from their boat.

"…Wait, wasn't you just…" Jo looked over her shoulder confusedly, "Seriously, how do you do that?"

"I don't understand your question." Dawn tilted her head.

"Doesn't it kind of bother anyone that she's dry too?" Shawn blinked as his team finally gets in their boat, "I really hope that she doesn't turn into zombie…" He shivered at the mental picture of special zombies.

"Nah, she won't." Sky shook her head at the zombie nut.

"Excellent work, my little porpoises." Alejandro climbed into his boat before he help his teammates, "Here, allow me." They all never notice that DJ just accidently hurt the killer whale and seagull at same time.

"Hi there, travelers." Chris announced from his boat as soon as everyone get in their boat, "Ready to row, row, row your boats? The first three teams to get their dories to the shore will take part in the final challenge…Oh, and if you land some seafood along the way, you'll get a special reward. On your mark, get set…Paddle!"

"See you at land!" The Latino villain called out, getting a lead on the three teams.

"Hurry, guys!" Brick paddled with his team, "Paddle, paddle!"

"Just paddle the right way, you foolish dimwit!" Max growled, it turned out that the cadet kept hit the aspiring villain in face with each paddle by accident."

"Wait, stop!" Heather ordered her team.

"Why?" Jo raised her eyebrow with a low growl.

"I'm gonna help DJ for the alliance." The queen bee dove into the water before she swim toward DJ's boat, "Courtney, you're in charge!"

"I always have been in charge." Courtney muttered.

"No way!" The jockette sneered, "I'm really in charge since the beginning of this stupid season!"

"I'm experienced with rowing, a three-time…" The CIT was about to boast more but the goth girl stop it with a shout.

"Let's go!" Gwen's shout caused her team to paddle hastily.

"Oh!" Courtney fell on her back at the sudden movement.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"Wow, you're really good at catching fishes." Ella stared at the zombie nut as he tossed the fish into the bucket, filled with fishes.

"Well, I have to learn how to do it." Shawn shrugged, "The fishes may will become a main food when the outbreak occur."

"Um…" The princess blinked, "What outbreak?"

"Zombie." The zombie nut glanced around, "Right now, I heard some rumor that the government in US and Russia are making a zombie virus and the outbreak will happen anytime!"

"…" Ella gulped nervously as her hand take hold of Naruto's shirt, "It's going to happen?"

"Nah." Naruto whispered to her with a chuckle, "It won't happen but just go with it because he's pretty funny and interesting, dattebayo."

"Okay." The princess released a sigh of relief.

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

"Whoa, a lobster." Cameron stared at the said creature in Izzy's hand, "Mind if I hold it?"

"Sure, little guy." Izzy tossed the lobster at the bubble boy.

"Whoa!" The bubble boy fumbled around for a while until he finally hold on it, "Do you know that the lobster can grow bigger as it…" The lobster pinched his nose, caused the bubble boy to screaming.

"Look like Snappy like you!" The crazy girl giggled at the sight as B and Tyler attempted to help the poor bubble boy.

* * *

**(DJ)**

"Heather?" The Jamaican giant blinked at the queen bee as she get in his boat with a growl, "What do you want?"

"I am not letting you quit, DJ!" Heather tossed him aside and pulling the motor's cord with grunts.

"All I want to do is just drift along peacefully and lose…" DJ whimpered, "I'm sick. I think I have flu."

"You can thank me later." The queen bee grunted.

"I don't want to hurt one more little animal, okay?" The Jamaican giant muttered, "I just want to go home!"

"Shut up!" Heather finally started the motor and drives the boat toward the land as she ignores the giant's protesting.

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"Stoke, stoke!" Courtney barked at her rowing team with a megaphone until she notice something in the distance, "Duncan? Is that you?!"

"Wait, what?" Jo blinked at the silhouette of the punk on the large boulder.

"Wait right there, I'm coming for you!" The CIT dove in and swim toward the boulder.

"Come back here, we don't have time for that!" The jockette threw her hands up.

* * *

**(Newfoundland)**

DJ and Heather was first to reach the land by crash after dodged a lot of icebergs and they get up on their feet. "Heather!" DJ panted, "You saved me…"

"Now will you be in an alliance with me?" Heather asked before she hears someone calling out to her.

"Well-played, ambitious one." Alejandro said as his boat reached the land, followed by Crusher by a few meters.

"We beat you guys?" The queen bee cheered, "We beat them, DJ!"

"In an out-of-nowhere, come-from-behind finish, team Victory is first!" Chris flew down with a jetpack.

"…Where did you get this jetpack from?" Sky asked.

"Let's say I know a guy and leave it at that." The host smirked.

"I just cannot lose!" The Jamaican giant shouted.

"Maybe it's a new curse, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Heather, on the other hand, seems to be missing her whole team." Chris chuckled.

"Where are they?" Heather growled.

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"Great…" Gwen sighed, "I'm certain that we are in last place now."

"Thank to Courtney!" Jo growled.

"How should I know it was just a rock?!" Courtney threw her hands up with a groan.

"It's okay, we all thought it was him." Dawn said, she was the only person that understands the situation and everyone would really believe it was Duncan at first glance.

"It happen when they see something that look like someone that they like." Sierra giggled, "This one time, I saw my Codykin riding a white horse outside my bedroom window…Oh, and he was naked and I was about to…"

"Can we just go!" The geek shouted with green face.

"Not everyone here likes Duncan this way, beside Courtney." The goth girl rolled her eyes, "It was just common mistake. You really don't make any sense…"

"Oh, I got it!" The fangirl gasped, "Everyone here loves Duncan so much that they are seeing him."

"…Not a chance in hell." Jo deadpanned.

"He's not my type." Gwen deadpanned.

"I do not like him." Dawn deadpanned.

"I'm straight." Cody deadpanned.

"You really need help." Courtney deadpanned.

* * *

**(Newfoundland)**

"Okay, everybody, it's time for the next leg." Chris announced as the group stand in front of a red shack, "Since team Amazon were the big losers, they're out. They'll have to clean the fish and lobsters the other teams bought in and…" Chef slammed a pot on the table, "Shuck all these giant clams."

"When the whole team gets here, you mean, right?" The queen bee growled angrily.

"Yeah, but you're here." The host smirked.

"Not as a team." Heather replied with her nose up in air, "I'm just here as me."

"And I'm here as a guy who's hosting a swanky beach shindig in a couple of hours, which he needs some clean and beautiful Atlantic clams for." Chris mocked, "Shuck 'em up, sister."

"Don't call me sister." The queen bee grumbled.

"Oh, you're right…" The host snickered, "Do you want me to say daug…" The fish smack him in face, courtesy of the red-faced queen bee.

"M-M-My team is going to pay!" Heather crossed her arms, how dare they let her do all the hard work?!

"Say, what kind of reward do we get for bringing seafood in?" Rodney asked.

"Yeah, you get to watch Heather shuck clams!" Chris smirked evilly.

"Um…" Naruto raised his hand, "Can some of us help her? It's not fair if she have to do all the work because Heat-chan's team is not here, dattebayo."

"Nope!" The host grinned.

"Gomen, Heat-chan." The redhead rubbed his head and Heather just shrugged her shoulders.

"Team Chris, Victory and Crusher, follow me!" Chris and the group walked away from the grumbling queen bee.

* * *

**(Shack)**

"Welcome to my traditional Newfoundland kitchen party!" The host gestured at the room as the teams sat down at the table, "In this part of the competition, it's Team Chris vs. Crusher vs. DJ in a screeching-in relay." He pulled out a bunch of vinegar jugs, "Screeching-in is a ceremony performed by the locals to welcome newcomers. First you have to swig a whole lot of apple cinder."

"Doesn't sound so bad." Owen grinned.

"Correction…" Chris smirked, "That was supposed to be apple-cinder vinegar. It'll put hair on your chest. For Team Chris, Owen, Cameron, and Izzy will go against Naruto, Brick, and Ella in first part of the relay. They each must finish a whole bottle. As soon as you do, you can tag the next group…Alejandro, Noah, and Tyler against Sky, Shawn, and Rodney. They will have to decipher a local Newfoundland saying spoken by my cousin, Jerd McLean!"

"How's she cuttin' there, b'y?" A shortest bearded man in raincoat walk into the shack before he turn to the redhead, "Ah, you must be the McLean lad!"

"Hai, it's nice to meet you, dattebayo." Naruto grinned.

"Yes…" Jerd started to speak something in thick accent that baffled everyone.

"You're right." The redhead chuckled, "I'm so lucky that I took everything after kaa-san, dattebayo. I can't even imagine it if I was short like the McLean clan, dattebayo."

"Wait, you understand him?" Sky blinked confusingly, "How?"

"What do you mean?" Naruto tilted his head.

The host clapped his hands to get their attention, "Then B and Max will have to kiss a cod…Like they mean it! DJ, since you're the only one member of team Victory, you have to do the whole relay yourself…" He glanced around for the missing said boy, "DJ? Where is DJ?" B was about to say something.

"I saw him going outside." Brick cut him off.

"Well, with DJ missing in action, it looks like Team Chris and Crusher will have a head start on Victory." Chris shrugged, "Let the screeching-in begin!"

"Well, bottom up." The redhead chugged the jug with the first group before Izzy's face froze up with a silent gasp, Cameron nearly vomit, and Ella almost spit it out but they manage to keep it down as everyone finished their jugs.

"Not bad." The oaf licked his lip, "Not bad at all. You got anything back there in a balsamic? Maybe a few chips on the side?" The host was about to say something until they hear a coughing and turn around to see the coughing Jamaican giant ran inside.

"He did it!" Heather held up an empty jug, "DJ drank a jug of vinegar!"

"Wow!" The host chuckled, "Didn't see that coming." Jerd mumbled something with thick accent, "Yeah, I agree with you. She's so crafty…All teams move on to the interpretation part of the challenge. Ready?"

"Are you okay, Izzy?" Naruto glanced at the panting crazy girl and his answer was just a nod.

"Take it away, Jerd!" Chris grinned and Jerd spoke indistinctly.

"…What?" Rodney scratched his head.

"Are those even words?" Noah gulped.

"Are you serious?" Alejandro narrowed his eyes.

"Did he say zombie?!" Shawn squirmed in his seat with shifting eyes.

"Um…" The cree girl rubbed her neck, "I think he said something about fish?"

"Man!" DJ hopped around with crossed legs, "That vinegar went right though me. I have to use the bathroom." Jerd snapped his fingers with a grin.

"Correctamundo!" The host laughed.

"What?!" The Jamaican giant blinked.

"Jerd asked to use the washroom like a true maritimer." Chris grinned, "Way to go, DJ. Look like you're back in the game…In fact, you're leading. You can now move on to the third and final part. Yo, Chef!"

"Give me this bucket!" Chef grabbed the bucket away from Alejandro and the cooker throw a cod at the Jamaican giant.

"All you got to do is smooch the cod for the win." The host said, "And remember, DJ, like you mean it! Team Chris and Crusher, you two better get a move on. Jerd? Another saying if you would, please? Make it two."

"Sure…" Jerd mumbled something with his index finger before he holds his second fingers up, "The worst thing you can have in your head is a nar toot."

"…"

"…"

"…It's so confusing as one time that my nana lose her false teeth..." The country boy rubbed his head with confusion expression.

"Correct on the first part!" Chris laughed, "He said that his nana lose her false teeth."

"Seriously?" Sky facepalmed.

"Alejandro, Tyler, Noah, any guesses on last part?" The host turned to the said travelers.

"The worst thing you can have in your head is no teeth?" Alejandro said slowly.

"Bingo!" Chris grinned.

"…What's with the teeth thing?" Cameron asked with a raised eyebrow.

"B and Max, time to pucker up." The host ignored the confusing bubble boy as the said travelers hold a fish and glance at each other with concern.

"I can't do it…" DJ glanced at the living fish, "If I touch it, something bad is gonna happen, I just know it."

"DJ!" Heather pointed at a symbol on the fish, "Look! It's an Egyptian symbol! It could be some kind of sign. If you kiss this fish, it might break your curse, and you can stay in the game."

"Nice try, but I'm not buying it, Heather…" The Jamaican giant crossed his arms, "Especially after you trick me into drinking that vinegar."

"I think it's real, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the fish, "Heat-chan must be right about it."

"True." The Latino villain nodded, "I would like B to kiss the cod so we won't lose, but my biggest concern is the animal…"

"Those poor thing." Ella muttered and the Cree girl patted her back.

"You must end this curse." Alejandro encouraged DJ.

"Well, I guess I…" DJ sighed before he start to kiss the cod, "Aw, never mind that…"

"Look here, you better not enjoy this, you damn fishy." Max pointed his index finger at the fish with a deadly glare, "Now kiss me, fishy!" The aspiring villain kisses the creature and B just shrugged his shoulders as he kisses his fish. The group shivers at the sight of the boys making out with the fishes.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show." Noah deadpanned with crossed arms.

_***Static***_

"At least they are not kissing a pig like my cousin did for a dare." Rodney shrugged with his hands.

_***Static***_

"I think Noah's auntie is right to block this show." Owen shakes his head, "It's way out of control!"

_***Static***_

"I really hope that Sun-chan isn't watching that right now, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

* * *

"Okay, we've seen enough." Chris waved his hands around as the fish slapped Max's cheek, "It's a draw! A draw!"

"What the hell were you thinking, dattebayo!" The redhead glared at his father.

"I thought it would be funny but I was wrong…" The host muttered before the Amazon finally shows up for the first time, "Hey, right on time. Team Amazon, you are today's full-on, big-time, can't-get-any-bigger losers!"

"Courtney!" Heather stomped toward her team, "Where were you?!"

"She thought that a stupid rock was Duncan and she made us stop right there." Jo growled with crossed arms.

"Oh, I am so going to vote you off!" The queen bee pointed at the CIT.

"Expect that, in celebration of my home and native land, this is a reward challenge only." Chris announced as Amazon sighed, "Team Chris, Crusher and DJ are tied for a reward…A delicious clam-and-fish-chowder supper!" Everyone cheered together.

* * *

The winner teams was eating their dinner as the grumbling Amazon was watching the group with smirking host and Jerd walk in with a picture in his hand. "Lad, look, pic of your p'p and m'm back in day…" Jerd mumbled, "Good time!"

"Wait, you still have it?!" Chris widened his eyes and attempted to take the picture away from his cousin but Naruto just take it and everyone lean to look at the picture. It was a picture of Kushina and Chris as teenagers, the odd thing is that the grinning host look like he went thought fifty boxing rounds and the red-haired girl was holding her blood-coated fist up with a happy grin.

"…What happened to Chris?" Chef asked and Jerd mumbled indistinctly.

"Seriously?" Naruto chuckled, "Jerd said that kaa-san confessed to tou-san and he accept it…But he went a little too far by kissed her and he got beat up by kaa-san."

"…Best confession ever…" The host whispered to himself and everyone slowly turn to him with weird looks.

"…"

"…"

"…I was just joking…" Chris said with shifty eyes.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet)**

"Hey, Naruto." The redhead turned his head to see Gwen.

"Hey, Gwen." Naruto smiled, "What's up?"

"Um…" The goth girl chew her lip, "W-W-Well, are you…"

"Red!" They both jumped at Izzy's voice as she glomped the redhead with a widened grin, "Isn't it wonderful that we're going to be in First-Class?! Think of all Whisker times!" Izzy giggled as she skipped toward the airplane, "I really can't wait for it."

"Uh-oh…" The redhead muttered before he turns back to the goth girl, "Gomen, what were you going to ask?"

"Nothing, I just forget what I was going to ask." Gwen said quickly.

"Really?" Naruto blinked.

"Y-Y-Yeah, I'll see you later." The goth girl walk away from him with haste.

"Later…" The redhead waved with a tilted head.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

Sky takes a sip of her water before someone sits down next to her and she turns her head to see the redhead. "Sky, can we talk?" Naruto asked.

"Sure…" The Cree girl nodded as she tried to keep her belch down, "What's up?"

"Did I do something wrong?" The redhead asked as the aspiring Olympian blinked at him, "I mean, you have been avoiding me for a while and I was wondering if I do or said something wrong, dattebayo."

"No, you didn't do nothing." Sky waved her hands around, "It's…It's…" The Cree girl suddenly burped as her face turned red in embarrassment, "I'm so sorry, I don't mean to…"

"It's okay, dattebayo." Naruto held her shoulder gently, "I'm sure it was just an accident."

"…No, it wasn't." The Cree girl sighed as the redhead tilted his head, "The reason why I'm avoiding you is because I have a weird tic that I can't control it…I burp when I get nervous… She only can tell him that part, "You must think it's really gross like everyone else…"

"Nah, it isn't." The redhead smiled, "I don't really find it gross, dattebayo."

"Really?" Sky blinked.

"Hai." Naruto rubbed his head, "Honestly, I like it because it's kinda unique, dattebayo."

"…Thank." The blushing Cree girl smiled with a small burp.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Now I know it's not gonna be one of these fleeting crushes…" Sky sighed into her hands.

* * *

Team Chris, Crashers and DJ were enjoying their time in the First-Class since they all got tied several days ago. "Man, I can't believe that we all got tied and have to share the first-class." Rodney yawned.

"Yeah, thank to my lucky charm…" DJ lifted a cod within the fishbowl, "Irene. I'm starting to think she really broke my curse."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Irene…" Alejandro chuckled evilly with crossed arms, "The truth is that I actually painted the Egyptian symbol on this fish…I can't wait to destroy DJ's confidence."

* * *

"I really feel bad that the Amazon have to be in economy class all alone, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"Sucks to be them." Max huffed as he glanced around, "…Where's Shawn?"

"He is hiding from us because he said that he don't want to stay with large group." Brick replied, "Something about risk of zombie bite and infection."

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Economy can kiss my aching ass." Heather grumbled, "Ugh! I bet the lunatic girl's in there right now, molesting idiot's face!" The queen bee was right when they hear the screaming of the redhead, followed by a sound of purr.

"By the time we win our way back into first, the whole place is going to smell like…" Courtney shivered, "Dude."

"I'll take dude over leaks any day." Gwen muttered with crossed arms.

"I'm with her." Jo grunted.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Taste like shoe polish." Izzy chewed on oxygen mask and the host walked past them with a raised eyebrow.

"Why is she chewing on the oxygen mask?" Chris asked.

"The best question is why are you here?" Cameron glanced at his host, "Are we going to have a challenge?"

"Nah." The host shook his head, "Just passing through."

"Uh…"Alejandro quickly slide to the host's side, "DJ is the only remaining member of team Victory, but we're prepared to welcome him as a full-time member of our team, if you'll allow it."

"Hmm…" Chris smirked, "No dice! It would be so unfair to another two teams."

"What if DJ chooses to swap teams like Sierra and Izzy did in Egypt?" The Latino villain asked.

"No more swaps, and that's final…" The host whispered, "Or do you want a cursed one on your team and be out right away?"

"…Never mind then…" Alejandro deadpanned, he doesn't believe in curse but he is not going to risk it at all.

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

After several hours, the airplane's engines start to stutter and the host turns to his co-worker. "Um…" Chris gulped, "Are we out of gas?"

"Yeah, 'cause someone here decided not to buy more gas barrels at our last stop." Chef glared and his boss just picks up a mic.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Attention, passengers…" The travelers turned their heads to the PA as Chris' voice squeaked, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The airplane went down and everyone screamed out.

"We're all gonna die!" Owen sobbed.

"Tell Momma I love her!" DJ screamed.

"If I re-animated, shoot my head!" Shawn bounced around with frantic expression.

"Izzy, what are you doing?" The oaf rolled around in front of the said girl.

"Why, silly…" Izzy kicked the hatch opened with a giggle, "Last one out's a rotten egg!" The crazy girl jumped out, followed by the screaming oaf.

* * *

**(Jamaica)**

Owen land on the beach and he pat his body. "I'm okay? I'm okay!" Owen laughed before Izzy land on his groin, "Giant gobs of chutney, that smarts!"

"Perfect landing…" Izzy looked over herself, "Not even a scratch." As soon as she said it, the airplane landed on them.

* * *

"Two airports on an island the size of a postage stamp, and he misses both, but somehow, it's my fault." Chris glanced at Chef with the travelers.

"You didn't buy the gas barrels like I asked you to do!" Chef glared.

"Chris, Owen and Izzy need help!" Courtney attempted to pull the said travelers out with Naruto's help.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"No biggie…" The injured oaf winced, "Just a concussion…Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell Santa?" Owen fell down and it took five interns to drag him away.

* * *

After sent the two injured travelers to the infirmary tent, the host turns to the travelers and gives them a grin. "Izzy and Owen are gonna be fine." Chris chuckled, "Thanks to travel insurance, help is on the way...In 6 to 38 hours."

"Now what?" Dawn asked.

"Well, we're out of gas and the plane's busted…" The host shrugged with a sheepish grin.

"Thank to you." The cooker growled at his boss' back.

"But the show must go on." Chris winked, "We can't waste any of this footage. Think of the hits we'll get on Cliptube."

"You mean Youtube?" Ella tilted her head.

"No, there's really a Cliptube." The host repeated and B was about to ask his host about something.

"Where are we anyway?" Tyler asked.

"Jamaica, mon!" Chris snapped his fingers, "We were supposed to land in Ocho Rios, but since somebody forget to…"

"Don't think about shifting the blame on me." Chef tapped his frying pan in his hand.

"…We'll do the challenge here." The host said quickly, "And we have to do it faster before someone who own this dumps show up and ask for location fees."

"Didn't you guys budget for the whole season?" Noah asked.

"Yes, we do." Chris smirked, "But I don't wanna to pay the location fees."

"…Wait, you mean we land in all of these countries…" Cameron gulped nervously.

"Bah, bah, bah!" The host cut the bubble boy off as he gestured at the waterfall, "Just grab your swimsuits and meet me at this waterfall."

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**(Infirmary Tent)**

Owen sits up with a groan before he notices his injured friend, "Izzy! No! Now who will have whisker time with Naru! What will I tell him?!"

"Owen…" Izzy sat up with a smile, "I've devised a mathematic formula for infinite time travel."

"…Huh?" The oaf blinked.

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**(Waterfall)**

"Pretty blouse." The bookworm laughed at the dashiki-wearing host.

"It's a dashiki, mon." Chris grinned.

"Yeah, a woman's dashiki." DJ chuckled.

"What?!" The host dropped his jaw, "Naruto, you said…"

"I lied, dattebayo." Naruto grinned evilly.

"Can we get to the challenge, please?" Courtney sighed.

Chris cleared his throat, "I like to call our first challenge, the treasure hunt of death! We were supposed to do this at Dunn's River Falls, but this far more dangerous waterfall will have to do."

"So…" The Jamaican giant gulped, "It's another water challenge?"

"'Fraid so." The host smirked sadistically, "Want to say a few prayers?"

"No need." DJ removed his shirt to reveal a lifejacket, "I came prepared."

"That's smart." Sky shook her head.

"Your challenge begins with a dive off beautiful Wherever-we-are Falls into the lagoon far below." Chris gestured at the lake.

"Which is full of what…" Noah rolled his eyes, "Sharks?"

"Nope." The host smirked.

"Eel?" Max crossed his arms with deadly glare.

"Nope…" Chris snickered, "Electric eels and sharks."

"Isn't that the same thing?" Jo held her index finger up.

"Players must tag-team dive into the infested waters for as long as you can hold your breath to search the lagoon floor for pirate treasure, a.k.a., the gold chains Chef always wear on karaoke night. First team to bring me Chef's treasure wins a major advantage in the next challenge. So, good luck, especially to team Chris. With Izzy and Owen out of commish, you'll have to work extra hard to make up for their absence." B opened his mouth to say something but…

"No problem." The bookworm deadpanned, "Tyler, it's your lucky day. You get to do all the dives."

"Yeah!" Tyler nodded, "…Wait."

"Thank for taking one." Cameron smiled.

"I'll dive first." Brick run up to the edge of the cliff with DJ, Cody, and the jock.

"Whoo!" The jock cheered, "Let's do this!"

"I've got it in the bag." Cody grinned.

"Wish me luck." The Jamaican giant whispered to his pet fish.

"Ready, steady, freddy…GO!" Chris shouted as the four boys dove into the water and the geek land on the shark with a scream.

"Go, my Codykin!" Sierra shrieked, "You show that shark who's boss and I'll give you a reward!"

"I'm pretty sure he don't want your 'reward'…" Gwen deadpanned, what the Amazon doesn't know is that the shark was beating the geek up.

"By the way…" The redhead glanced at the host, "Did Chef know that you're using his gold chains for this challenge?"

"…Maybe…" The host coughed.

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**(Chef)**

"Where the hell are my chains?!" The cooker tossed crates over his shoulders, never notice the fact that he just hit Ezekiel.

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**(Waterfall)**

Cody crawled out of the lake and he hears the jock's cheering as he glance over his shoulder to see something in Tyler's hand. "I got the chains!" Tyler cheered.

"That's eel…" Cody attempted to warn the jock but it was too late as the eel electrified him and DJ was just floating around, thank to his lifejacket.

"I got it!" Brick held up a…

"That's a shark…" The geek pointed out and the cadet screamed as the shark beat him up. He shakes his head at them and tag Heather in. The queen bee was about to dive but she hear something behind her.

"Sensei, are you checking her butt out?" Alejandro said loudly.

"What?!" Heather tripped down and belly-flopped on the lake.

"Nani?!" Naruto blushed, "I wasn't checking her out, dattebayo!"

"I know." The Latino villain smirked and held his hand out to Tyler.

"Best two out of three!" Tyler ran past them and dove into the water but he just got a tire.

"All yours!" Brick tagged Shawn and the zombie nut quickly jumped off the cliff, only to scream out as the eels shocked him several times. It wasn't long enough until the queen bee return to her team and tags the fangirl.

"Yaaah!" Sierra cannonballed into the lake, splashing everyone in process.

"Watchi it, stalker bitch!" Heather growled angrily.

"Courtney…Um…" Jo pointed at the CIT's head, "You have eel on your head." Courtney was about to take the creature off, only to scream out in pain as the eel electrified her.

"Got it…" Dawn grabbed the eel and toss it back in the lake, never noticed that the eel land on Sierra as it electrified her.

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After a several tries, Max jump off the cliff with a high-pitch scream and cursed the princess for tag him in. "I hope he's not mad at me." Ella said nervously.

"Nah, that's how he is, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled her hair, "He'll cool off in few minutes or so."

"I think I'm getting burnt…" Gwen sighed before Heather tag her in and the goth girl take a dive with a groan, only to come out with the gold chains but several eels shocked her.

"Gwen!" The redhead quickly slapped the returning aspiring villain's hand and jumped off the cliff before Alejandro gets a chance to. Naruto carried the jumpy goth girl out of the lake with chains around his neck by accident, "Are you okay, dattebayo?" Gwen just nodded with a lightly jolt.

"Give me that!" The queen bee quickly snatched the gold chains before she run back to the host, "Pirate booty, check!"

"Team Amazon wins first round!" Chris grinned, "Naruto, be a sport and bring Gwen to the infirmary tent since she's still in shock…Get it?"

"Yeah, yeah, I get it, dattebayo." Naruto rolled his eyes.

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**(Infirmary Tent)**

"Naruto…" Gwen said nervously as the redhead wheeled her in, "I gotta…" Another jolt cut her off, "Ugh…Stupid eels…I was saying…"

"Gwen, are you okay?" Owen asked from his bed, unawake that he just cut her off.

"Nothing a little coma won't fix…" The goth girl smiled before she threw her hands up with a scowl, "Of course, I'm not okay!"

"Oh, I see you still have a mood swing…" The oaf gulped and the redhead blinked at the crazy girl's scribbling on the wall.

"Izzy, are these…" Naruto said.

"Synthesis equals teleportation." Izzy muttered to herself.

"The doc said that the crash fixed her head and makes her very smart…" Owen muttered.

"Ah, Naruto." The former crazy girl smiled at the redhead, "I have discovered that we are compatible and I desire to purse a relationship between us."

"…Um…" The redhead blinked, "But…" The sound of sawing cut him off and everyone glance up to see the army as they slide down on the rope.

"The army?" The goth girl gasped.

"Say goodbye, Izzy." The solider said, "We're airlifting you home for special treatment."

"Wait, that mean Izzy have to…" Naruto gasped.

"Yes, I have to leave." Izzy smiled, "But don't worry, Naruto, you are the only person in the world to be compatible with me. Adieu!" The helicopter lifts the former crazy girl out with the army.

"…"

"…"

"…I'm gonna tell Chris that Izzy's out, dattebayo." The redhead said slowly as he walked out of the tent with widened eyes, he can't believe that it just happened.

Gwen shook her head clearly, "…Naruto, I have to tell you…Great, he's gone…"

"What were you going to tell him?" The oaf asked, only to yelp at the goth girl's deadly growl.

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**(Waterfall)**

"Seriously?" Chris facepalmed as the redhead nodded with dumbfounded expression, "…Let's get back to our challenge for now…"

"So that means Izzy's kinda eliminated?" Cameron raised his hand.

"Yes." The host cleared his throat, "Team Amazon, as winners of the first challenge, you've also won this advantage for challenge number two." Chef held up a helmet.

"Helmets?!" Heather groaned, "Great. Now what?"

"Oh, just a little something I like to call…" Chris gestured at the rickety bobsled course, "The Bobsled of Death!"

"That doesn't look safe…" Rodney said nervously.

"Yeah, this one's gonna hurt." DJ nodded.

"Well, the intern who tested it will be out of commish for…" The host tapped his chin, "Ten months, was it?"

"Two years." Chef chuckled evilly.

"We can't afford bobsleds, so you're gonna ride longboards in teams of two bobsled-style down Chef's track and into the pool." Chris grinned as the travelers glanced at the empty pool, "Each team gets three runs. Fastest total time wins. Ready?"

"Ladies first!" The queen bee smirked evilly.

"What?!" Cody dropped his jaw.

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**(Rickety Bobsled Course)**

"Are you sure that you want to do it?" Naruto asked worriedly as he lined up with the other teams, "It's gonna be dangerous, dattebayo."

"I'm so sure." Ella smiled, "I want to help my team out and I'm not worrying about this ride because you're with me."

"Ah, DJ, if only we were teammates." Alejandro smirked at the said boy, "With Irene by your side, you'll be impossible to beat."

"That's the plan." DJ smiled with his pet fish.

"Why are you being so nice to him?" Tyler whispered with narrowed eyes.

"He's all alone." The Latino villain whispered back as the jock raised his eyebrow, "I feel a certain kinship."

"Isn't it great that we're together?!" Sierra hugged the geek by force.

"Let me go!" Cody pried her arms off, "Just leave…"

"Hey, wait up!" Everyone turned around to see the oaf as he ran up to the host, "Doc says I'm okay to compete!"

"Owen's back!" Chris announced with his megaphone.

'Fuck…' Alejandro sighed dejectedly, "Vacation's over…"

"Round one!" The host shouted, "Team Amazon. Ready?"

"Ready!" The fangirl take a hold on the geek, "Bobsledding is so cozy!"

"Stop touching my ass!" The geek screamed but the fangirl just launched them arcoss the course and screaming all the way to the empty pool.

"47.36 seconds is the time to beat." Chris checked the time, "Team Crusher, it's your turn."

"Ready, Ella?" The redhead asked and the princess gave him a nod before the redhead launches themselves, racing around the course.

"Ooh, so close." The host smirked as soon as Crusher finished their first run, "48.21 seconds. Team Chris!"

"Um…" Tyler glanced at his partner nervously, "I don't know about this."

"Trust your instincts. Ready!" Alejandro launched the sled without any warning and the jock screamed out on top of his lungs all the way to the end of the course.

"58.49." Chris chuckled, "Team Amazon still leads by a healthy margin…Team Victory."

"Team Victory, ready!" DJ took off with a grin and pulls off a lot of impressive tricks as he complete his first run.

"45.01 seconds." The host grinned, "We have a new leader! The team Victory takes round one."

"Uh, we're all here now." Courtney glared at her host as the travelers uncovered their ears from the feedback of the host's megaphone, "You don't need to keep using that."

"Maybe I just like it!" Chris spoke with his megaphone, "Round two!"

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"Your lawyers know the show's contacts inside and out." Heather whispered to Courtney with some concern, "Chris can't really kill us, right?"

"I'm not sure because they are Chris' lawyers now." The CIT groaned.

"Oh, right…I forget about…" The queen bee screamed as Courtney took off without any warning and they completed their run with a crash.

"Heat-chan, are you okay?" Naruto asked worriedly, watching his stumbling childhood friend.

"Up idiot, shut…" Heather mumbled dizzily before she passes out in the redhead's arms.

"The girls come in at 56.28…" The host chuckled lightly, "Better than team Chris' first run, but not by much. Team Crusher!"

"Mommy!" Max cried out as he sledded across the course with Rodney and completed the course with a small incident.

"Boss, where are you?" The country boy glanced around confusingly.

"Get off me, minion!" The aspiring villain grunted out under his minion's weight.

"57.34!" Chris laughed, "Team Chris." Noah and Owen screamed together as they raced across the course until they run into a small problem.

"Ouchy!" The oaf whimpered, stuck in a small tube.

"Come on!" The bookworm shouted, "Suck it in!"

"Okay." Owen sucked his stomach in before they both scream out again and barely completed their run.

"55.16…." The host smirked as the bookworm attempted to get out under Owen's body, "It'll take a miracle to get out of the last place now. Team Victory, ready?"

"Ready!" Once again, DJ pulled off a lot of impressive tricks.

"Toast yet again." Heather mocked the Team Chris, "How's it feel?"

"I have no idea." Alejandro frowned at her, "I haven't been toasted yet."

"44.37." Chris announced, "DJ beat his own high score and widens his lead even further. Round three!"

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Alejnadro decide to take the bubble boy's place and Cameron didn't mind it as long as he stay safe. The Latino villain glances at the smirking Jamaican giant and he noticed the fishbowl in DJ's hand, an idea pop up in his head. "You must be wondering why I was nice to DJ?" Alejandro whispered loudly to B so DJ can hear him, "Well, I hated to see him suffer, but you've seen how happy he is now. That's because I painted that symbol on Irene to fool him into thinking his curse was over." B opened his mouth to say something…

"Wait…" Tyler shouted from the pool, "You mean DJ's still cursed?!"

"Irene!" DJ gasped, "No!"

"DJ, you weren't supposed to hear that." The Latino villain said with guilt, "Sorry, my friend. Ugh…I was only trying to help."

"It's alright…" The Jamaican giant sighed, he never saw the cruel smirk on Alejandro's face.

"Amazon, ready?" The host shouted.

"I'm ready to go." Dawn said softly.

"We better do it faster if we want to win." Jo growled, "Ready!" The jockette quickly took off with the petite girl and completed the course without any setbacks.

"53.41 seconds for a three-run combined total of…" Chris added up the total time, "Two minutes and 37 seconds. Good, but will it be good enough? Team Crusher."

"Let's go." Sky said and Shawn nodded before they launch themselves into the course with a couple of scream.

"51.27 seconds…" The host checked the total time, "Two minutes and 36 seconds! Crusher has just crashed the Amazon by two merely seconds! Let's see if Team Chris can turn it around."

"B, keep your eyes straight and don't look back, trust me." Alejandro whispered and the silent boy nodded before they start their third and final run. During the course, no one notice that the Latino villain just break a piece of wood, create a ramp in process as they finish their run in 41.09 seconds.

"Team Chris are in first place with total score of two minutes and 35 seconds." Chris said, "Team Victory?"

"You better stay here, Irene…" DJ placed his pet fish down, "Just to be on the safe side…Whoo! Go, team Victory!" The Jamaican giant roll into the course and oddly, he just run over several seagulls that come out of nowhere, even the walrus.

"What the fuck?" Brick blinked owlishly.

"Noooo!" DJ screamed as he hit the ramp that Alejandro created early and flew out of the course.

"Incomplete." The host grinned, "Team Chris win, and team endless non-Victory goes to the elimination room one last time…You know, if he ever makes it back." The team Chris cheered.

"Maybe they won't have to name their team Victory in first place, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"I'm starting to think this show and curse goes hand in hand." Heather mumbled and some of the travelers agreed with her.

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**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Um…" DJ stared at Chris and Chef, "Since Izzy's gone, we don't need another elimination tonight, right?"

"Wrong!" Chris smirked, "Drop of Shame's thataway. You can let yourself out." The dejected Jamaican giant jumped out and land on the ground, revealing that the airplane did not take off yet. "It's not the same without the scream."

"Momma…Fire ant!" DJ screamed loudly and ran away from the ants.

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**(Cockpit)**

"How irony is that?" Chris laughed, "The team Victory is the first team to be wiped out by a curse and now we're down to three teams. Which team will be the one that dominate over the teams? Will it be Team Chris, Amazon, or Crushers? Where will we go to next? How long will we have to deal with Sierra and her stalking behavior? When will Gwen get better from her flu and…Um…"

"Her time of month." Chef grunted.

"Yeah, that." The host muttered, "Who will be the next travelers to take the Drop of Shame? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**WORLD TOUR!"**

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**(Lavatory)**

Gwen lean her head against the wall as soon as she turned the confessional camera off and she start to chew on her lip. Early, she tried to tell Naruto something but she just chickened out again and told him that she was just checking on him. "How am I gonna tell him?" The goth girl pulled out a pregnancy test and she stare at the plus sign.

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**(Cargo Hold)**

Sierra tosses the crate away and smashing several crates with furious expression. All the weeks, these bitches and bastards kept getting in her way and they feed her Codykin nothing but lies! Because of them, he just voted against her and told her to stay away from her! How dare they do that?! Sierra screams out in rage as she breaks a crate and she noticed something inside the broken crate. Slowly her lips curl up in a twisted grin as her fingers feel the cold and smooth object. She will wait for the right time and it will be very soon…With that, no one will dare to stand in her way of destiny and her Codykin will accept her love…

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_Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Dawn, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Sierra_

_Chris: Alejandro, B, Cameron, Noah, Owen, Tyler_

_Crusher: Brick, Ella, Max, Naruto, Rodney, Shawn, Sky_

_Eliminated: Bridgette, DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Izzy, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay_

_Quit: Duncan_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

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**And this ends our seventeenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Now with Team Victory out of the way, you will start seeing a lot of original challenges soon.**

**In this chapter, you have seen some of the girls getting closer and bolder with Naruto as he slowly gets over the breakup. You also noticed this time, Heather did not lose her tooth from Leshawna's slap since Naruto was there to stop her in time. Love it? Hate it?**

**Ella's singing: I know that you all will say that she don't singing a lot like in cannon and my answer will be simple…Asking me to write a song is like asking a blind person to write on paper. I will try my best if Ella has to sing in a certain time.**

**Gwen: Most of you called it. It's not dramatic without a pregnancy! How will Naruto deal with it when he find out? What about the rest of the cast? Who know? All we know is that Noah knows about it because he comes from a large family and has a lot of siblings so he can spot the signs from a mile away. The reason why he did it is because he respect Naruto and will do anything to help him out as long as it don't bit him back in ass.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	18. World Tour: The Unraveling

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**There was almost a delay again…You will understand why I said that when you read this chapter.**

**There's a lot of questions to answer here but most of them will be reveal to you soon in this chapter…Plus the answers to some questions will be kind of spoiler…I really want to answer them all but I can't…**

**Coldblue: 1) Maybe…But everyone will see how she react with the rest of the contestants soon or later.**

**Sokka: Maybe…But that's Izzy's thing so it may will happen or not…**

**Dino: Yes.**

**Anyway, it's time for the eighteenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 18: World Tour: The Unraveling**

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**(Cockpit)**

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, the curse finally wipe out a whole team for the first time in three seasons!" Chris grinned, "While the team was getting wiped out, Alejandro has showed us his scheming side and we have seen that some girls are getting bolder toward a certain redhead. Also, Sierra has caused a lot of problems within her team and it doesn't look good for her, she better hope that someone else mess it up to stay in…"

"Hell no, I want her off my damn plane now." Chef growled.

"Shush." The host rolled his eyes, "Now we have a lot of questions…What kind of challenges will the travelers face in the countries? Will Cody find a good hiding place to hide his stuff so his stalker won't find them? When will my kid ever get it that the girls are after him…Seriously, how the hell can he be this dense? I swear he get it from his…"

"You're getting off-track there, sir." The cooker muttered.

Chris cleared his throat, "Which teams will be first to vote one of them out? Who will take the Drop of Shame? Find out tonight on Total Drama World Tour!"

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"_Hey, Naruto." The said boy turned his head to see Misa as he unlocked his door, "I don't see you for a while in the school…" The Japanese girl glanced behind her to see a blue car, "And do you know that someone is watching you in this car?"_

"_Hai, they're police, dattebayo." Naruto sighed, "They are just on a stakeout for a while until they find this stalker, dattebayo…Look, I have to get inside so I'll see you later…"_

"…_Can I come in?" Misa smiled, "Just to keep you company for a while."_

_The redhead scratched his head for a while, "…Sure, come on in, dattebayo." He never noticed Misa's twisted smile as they enter his house._

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**(Economy Class)**

Naruto bolt up on his seat with cold sweats and glance around frantically before he takes a several deep breaths. He wonders why he kept having a dream about the incident, 'What's going on? Is it an omen or something…' The redhead release another sigh before he notice that he was not only one up. "Cody, why are you up this late?"

"Huh?" Cody jerked his head up as Naruto noticed the bags under his eyes, "Oh, it's nothing…I just can't sleep…"

"Because of Sierra?" The redhead frowned.

"…Yeah, she's getting more and more aggressive lately." The geek sighed, "I really don't know how much I can take it…"

"Why don't you tell me that until now?" Naruto placed his hand on the geek's head, "I told you to let me know so I can help you out, dattebayo."

"I know but you were going through a bad breakup and I don't want to give you a hard time with my problem." Cody muttered.

"…Tell you what." The redhead ruffled Cody's hair, "Since I'm not tired now, you can go to sleep and I'll make sure that Sierra won't bother you, dattebayo."

"Yeah, I'll try…" The geek yawned loudly, "Thank, Naruto."

"No problem, dattebayo." Naruto smiled at the now-sleeping geek.

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**(First-Class)**

B glances at the sleeping Latino teenager with narrowed eyes and start to drumming his fingers in deep thought. "B, what's the matter?" The silent boy turned his head to see Cameron, "Since we left the Jamaica, you keep staring at Alejandro almost every day." B makes several gestures with his hands, "Huh? Are you saying that Alejandro is responsible for Victory's elimination? I don't think so." The silent boy gestured again, "Well, DJ's elimination was kinda suspecting but you must overthinking it."

'…I better watch out for this guy.' What B and Cameron didn't know is that Alejandro was actually awake and just overheard everything.

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**(Economy Class)**

"That is all your fault." Heather scowled at the CIT, "If you show up early, we won't be still here in this dump!"

"It was an honest mistake!" Courtney huffed with crossed arms.

"Whatever!" The queen bee snorted, "You guys better pull your weight around in the next challenge and get us in the first-class!"

"Shut up." Jo grunted and the queen bee opened her mouth to say something but the PA cut her off.

"Belt on, maggots!" Chef's voice growled, "We are gonna land soon."

"Ooh, I hope it's Ireland or any place with castles." Ella clapped her hands with a smile, "I always want to see a real castle."

"It's possible we will see one since we are on a world trip." Dawn said.

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**(South Korea)**

Some of the travelers raise their eyebrows at the host and the cooker, they was wearing hanbok with gat and dopo. "Welcome to South Korea!" Chris grinned, "This country is getting very popular lately, thank to the hallyu, known as Korean wave. Today's challenge gonna be based on…"

"Let me guess, Running Man again?" Gwen deadpanned after heard about it from the queen bee several times.

"Yeah." The host grinned, "I'm really a huge fan of it because it have a lot of awesome ideas that you can stea…Eh, borrow it for the rating. Anyway, follow me for our first challenge!"

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**(Pool)**

"Oh no, not the flying chair…" Courtney groaned at the three flying chairs and they notice that there were three foldable chairs near the flying chairs.

"Flying chair?" Brick raised his eyebrow.

"It's a chair that can fling you up into air for a while until you land in this pool, dattebayo." Naruto explained with a chuckle.

"Okay, you are going to play a guess game with these pebbles." Chris explained as he showed them three stones, "The rules are very simple, three players will sit in these foldable chairs while their teammates will sit on the flying chairs. You have to guess how many pebbles in your opponent's hands and they also have to guess how many you have, it can be any numbers from one to three. If you guess right, your teammate is safe for another round but if you get it wrong…Well, your teammate will take a dip and the next teammate will take his or her place." The host chuckled, "The challenge will end when two of the teams are wiped out, and the surviving team wins…So, who want to be the players?"

"I will do it." Sky raised her hand.

"Me too." Noah stepped up.

"I'll be the player." Dawn said.

"Great!" The host grinned, "Teammates, take your seat when I call out for you…Owen, Cody, and Max!"

"What?!" Max threw his arms up, "You will rue the day that you choose the greatest…"

"Yeah, yeah, just take your seat." Chris pointed at the flying chair with a cruel smirk, watching the grumbling aspiring villain take his seat. "Let's start with…Sky, you guess how many pebbles in Noah's hand, Dawn will guess the number of pebbles in Sky's hand and Noah, you will guess Dawn's numbers…And guys, don't reveal your hand until I tell you to."

"Um…" The Cree girl glanced at Noah's hands, "I think Noah have two?"

"Are you sure?" The bookworm smirked but the aspiring Olympian stick with her decision, "Well, I think Dawn have…One."

"…I guess that Sky have three." The petite girl muttered.

"Now reveal your hands!" The host announced before Owen and Max fling into the air as they screaming for their life until they splash into the water. "Dawn guessed correctly! Shawn and B, take your seat!" The said travelers sat down nervously, "Noah, you start with Sky."

"Hmm, one?" Noah rubbed his chin.

"I think Dawn have…" Sky stared at the petite girl's hand for a while, "Two?"

"I think there are two in his hand." Dawn glanced at the bookworm's hand.

"Let's see who got it right." Chris grinned as the players revealed their hands, revealing that Sky was the only one who guessed correctly. B flailing his arms around as he flings into the pool with the screaming geek and the host hold his laughter back. "Jo and Tyler…"

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After several rounds, the team Chris was first to wipe out and the Amazon only have Courtney and Heather left while the Crusher only have Ella left. "Dawn really have a good luck." Cameron said as he dried himself off.

"Yes, she has a good intuition." Alejandro nodded, "It must be hard on you, Noah."

"At least, I got some of her team out." Noah shrugged his shoulders.

"Okay, I think I get it." The aspiring Olympian nodded, "You have one."

"Well, Dawn?" The host smirked, "Did she get it right or not?" The petite girl slowly reveals her hand and the Cree girl paled as soon as she sees two pebbles. "Team Amazon wins!" Chris ignored the princess' screaming as she landed in the pool, "They win one special reward for the final challenge!"

"Wait?" Brick blinked, "There's more than one challenge?"

"Yep." Chris chuckled, "Now on the next challenge!"

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**(Café)**

"Oh, sweet!" Tyler grinned as the travelers noticed a Go board with black and white stones, "I rock at Othello games."

Alejandro placed his hand on the jock's shoulder, "My friend, that's not Othello but Go."

"Go where?" The jock blinked and the Latino villain facepalmed.

"Your second challenge…" The host clapped his hands, "Alkkagi tournament!"

"Um…" Rodney slowly raised his hand, "What's Alkkagi?"

"Alkkagi is a game that you have to knock your opponent's stones off the board." Everyone turned to Heather as she continued to explain the game, "First you have to set your stones in a formation on your side and when the game start, you take turns to flick your own stone to knock your opponent's stones off, one move per turn. If your stone fell off the board, it's out. The player with remaining stones wins if the other player's stones are all gone."

"…What she said." Chris grumbled at the queen bee for stealing his spotlight.

"Wait, that's it?" Naruto raised his eyebrow.

"Nah, I decide to add a little thing…" The host twirled a collar around his index finger, "For each stone that you lose, your team and you will get a 'mild' jolt!"

"How mild?" Cody asked nervously before his host slaps the collar on and the geek screams out in agony.

"That's how mild the jolt is." Chris grinned sadistically.

"Maybe you won't have to ask him." Shawn whispered to the wincing geek.

"Okay, I will announce the players after you draw your lottery ball from this box." The host gestured at the box in Chef's hand, "Rodney, Gwen, Owen, please draw the ball."

"You better get us a good one."

"Oh, joy." Gwen deadpanned as she pulled out a white ball, "Um…It doesn't have anything on it…"

"Same here…" Owen scratched his head confusedly, staring at his white ball.

"Whoa, is that real gold?" The country boy dropped his jaw at the sight of the golden ball in his hand.

"How lucky are the Crushers!" Chris grinned, "Thank to Rodney's lucky pick, his team will be in the final!"

"Way to go, Rod." Ella cheered with her team, ignored the fact that she just caused the country boy to stammer over his new nickname.

"As expected of my best minion." Max crossed his arms with a smirk.

"The first match will be Amazon vs. Team Chris and the players are…" The host was about to say something but someone cut him off.

"Me and my Codykin!" Sierra shirked as she pulled the poor geek's arm closer, "I'm the tenth generation Alkkagi player!"

"L-L-Let me go…" Cody whimpered, her grip is way tighter than before and it really hurt.

"I will nev…" Sierra growled before the Amazon scream out in pain from the sudden shock.

"Whoops, my thumb just slip there." Chris smirked evilly, "Anyway…Heather and Jo will face against B and Owen."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"The game is so mine now." Heather buffed her nails with a smug smirk, "I play Alkkagi with my baby sister a lot."

* * *

"Chef here will be the referee of the Alkkagi challenge." The host jerked his head at his co-worker, "Why don't you start it off?"

"The team that wins two out of three will advance into the final…" Chef glanced at the queen bee and silent boy as they placed their five stones on the board, "First round, Heather vs. B! Heather will make the first move."

"You better win it!" Courtney shouted from the sideline.

"Shut up…" Heather muttered as she scanned the board for any chance to knock B's white stone off since it was in 'W' pattern and she flicked her black stone in diagonal. The black stone knock one of the white stone off and the Amazon release a relieved sigh as Heather's stone stop at the edge of the board.

"I don't think it's really mild, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to his team worriedly, watching the screaming team Chris.

"B…" Noah winced from another shock, "Remember to use control." The silent boy give the bookworm a nod and carefully flick one of the white stones toward Heather's stone but it stop halfway. B frown, look like he have to use more strength for his next move…The Team Chris once again scream out as soon as Heather knock another stone off.

"Way too easy…" The queen bee smirked at the grumbling Team Chris.

"…I hope we won't face against her in next match…" Brick muttered nervously.

"Quiet back there!" The cooker barked, ignored the fact that both Amazon and Team Chris screamed out in pain after B knocked Heather's stone off and lost his stone in process.

"You two are sadists…" Alejandro slowly pointed at Chris and Chef, "Are you saying that we have to go through three to six rounds of this pain?!"

"…Boy, you must be new to this." Chris grinned at the screaming Lantio villain, it turn out that the queen bee just knock the last two white stones off in one shot.

"Amazon gets the first point!" Chef announced, "Second round, Jo vs. Owen! First move goes to Owen!"

"Me?" Owen gulped as he glanced at the board for a while before he flick his white stone, attempting to knock the black stone off but his stone flew off the board and hit Max in forehead.

"Hey, watch where you flick it at!" The aspiring villain rubbed his forehead with deadly glare, only to smirk at the screaming oaf.

"Jo, don't use too much strength!" The queen bee warned.

"Shut your trap." The jockette growled, "I get this one." Jo has successfully knocked the white stone off but her black stone skid off the board.

"What did I just…" Heather managed to get some words out before both of the team scream out.

"…I'm so grateful that you pick the golden ball." Sky whispered to the stammering country boy.

"Whoo!" Owen cheered as he knocked the black stone off the board, "I did it! I did…" The Team Chris release screams with the Amazon, it turns out the oaf's stone also fall off the board.

"Damn you!" Noah glared at the laughing host, "Damn you!"

"Can we just please forfeit the game?" Cameron sobbed.

"Nope!" Chris ignored the sobbing bubble boy with an evil smirk, "I forget to mention that no team is allowed to forfeit the game."

"…Again, damn…" The bookworm screamed out as Jo pushed the white stone out, "You know what! Owen, just throw this damn stone off the board now!"

"Um…" The oaf fidgeted with his fingers.

"Just do it!" Alejandro attempted to pull the collar off, "I don't care if it cost us…Just do it!"

"Okay, if you say so…" Owen flicked his white stone away and the team Chris screamed out for a long time before they pass out.

"Whoops, I know I forget one more thing…" The host smirked, "The loser will have thirty seconds of 'mild' shock."

"…"

"…"

"…You are pure evil." Max muttered in awe.

* * *

"Okay, break time is over!" Chef clapped his hands loudly, "Representing the Amazon are…Courtney and Sierra!" He gestured at the said travelers before shift his arm to the Crushers, "Representing the Crushers are…Shawn and Ella! Final match, two out of three…Courtney will start the first round with Ella!"

"I want to swap Courtney with my Codykin!" Sierra raised her hand.

"Swap denied." The cooker grunted, ignored the growling fangirl.

"Good luck, Ella." The redhead smiled from his seat, "It's okay if you make some mistakes, dattebayo." As soon as he finished his sentence, the Crushers scream out in agony since the CIT just got one of their black stones out.

"Ok…" Ella gulped nervously as she look over the board before she flick her stone and to her glee, she manage to get one of the Amazon's stone out by pure luck. Her joy were short-lived when Courtney take her lead back by knock two of the princess' stones off in one shot after the CIT noticed that Ella's flick had lined her stone up with another black stone. It wasn't long enough until the Amazon wins their first round with only two remaining stones.

"Amazon wins the first round!" Chef announced, "Next round, Sierra vs. Shawn! Shawn will start the first move!"

"I'm sorry that I lose…" Ella pouted.

"It's okay." Naruto ruffled the princess' hair with a gentle smile as the zombie nut's stone stop halfway, "It's your first time at this game, dattebayo."

"Yeah, he's right. Not everyone is good at it at the first time." Sky nodded, ignored the screaming of the fangirl for flick her own stone off the board.

"Did you just flick your stone off on purpose?!" Jo growled angrily, only to scream out in pain when the zombie nut knocks one of their stones out at the cost of his own stone.

"No, I don't." Sierra lied as she flicked another one off on purpose, 'It's payback for trick my Codykin, you bitches!'

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Sierra's aura is getting very worse…" Dawn held herself with a shiver, "I think something bad will happen but when?"

* * *

"Crusher wins the second round!" The cooker gestured at the said team, "Now we are entering the third round…Ella, Shawn, who will be the player?"

"Um, I think you can do it." The princess turned to the zombie nut, "I mean, I'm not really good at it."

"It's okay." Shawn rubbed his neck, "Chef, I will do it."

"Me, I will do it!" The fangirl shouted out quickly before her teammates can stop her.

"Final round, Sierra vs. Shawn!" Chef announced as he ignored the Amazon's protesting, "Winner take all! We will start with Shawn!"

"Ugh!" Gwen groaned, "What's up with her lately?! It's like as if she just finally snapped."

"Codykin, if I win, I want a reward from you…" Sierra said before her screaming team feels the shock twice, due to Shawn's lucky two-in-one shot.

"No…" Cody winced, "I won't give you any reward, you fu…"

"What?!" The fangirl snarled, "You will give me one when I want it!"

"Sierra, make a move." The cooker muttered.

"Fine!" Sierra growled before she flicks her own stone off the board, taking the zombie nut's stone out in process.

"You know…" Shawn rubbed the collar, "This must be useful in zombie apocalypse, where did you get these from?"

"Let's say I know a guy." Chris grinned, "It cost a lot of bucks per collar."

"How many guys do you know…" Tyler asked, only to be cut off by another screaming of the Amazon and they turn back in time to see that the fangirl just flick her final stone off the board.

"Crusher wins the second challenge!" The host announced as the screaming Amazon glared at the fangirl, "The Crushers get their special reward for the final challenge…Which is next challenge!"

"What's the challenge?" Cameron asked.

"You'll see in time." Chris smirked.

* * *

**(SBS Building: Amazon's Room)**

"Is that the SBS Building?!" Heather asked in shock, "The Seoul Broadcasting System Building?!"

"Um…" Cody rubbed his head, "What is it and how did you know about this place?"

"It's a national Korean network that everyone watch it every day for dramas, news, everything." The queen bee replied, "I know it because I always watch most of their dramas and shows online."

"I'm curious, are you Korean because it seems that you really know everything about South Korea." The geek asked.

"Wrong, my Codykin." Sierra cut the queen bee off, "It's so oblivious that she's Chinese."

"No, I'm Korean-Canadian." Heather sneered and the fangirl was about to call her out until an intern clear his throat.

"Team Amazon, your reward that you win from your first challenge is…"

* * *

**(Crusher's Room)**

"Whoa, are you serious?!" Max gaped at the nodding intern.

"So it's gonna be one of these challenge again, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

* * *

**(Team Chris' Room)**

"Since you didn't win the pervious challenges, you will wear these…" The intern handed them the jersey jackets and the team notice that the jackets have a large nametags.

"Ooh!" Owen gasped happily, "Nametag ripping challenge! Awesome!" B was about to say something but…

"Not awesome…" Noah grimaced at the large nametags, "Can't you see that the nametags are too big. Anyone can tear it off easy."

"Okay, teams, I will announce the final challenge." Chris' voice echoed out of the PA throughout the SBS building, "Your challenge is…Avatar 1-vs-1-vs-1 nametag ripping challenge!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Chris totally stole it from Running Man." Heather crossed her arms with a scowl, "I won't be surprise if he gets sue by the SBS Company."

* * *

**(Crusher's Room)**

"Each teams will have a director, their role is to control the avatar's each moves." The host explained as the team listened, "It's like controlling your character on video games…For example, if the director tells the avatar to sit, he or she will have sit down."

"Oh, I think I get it…" Ella tilted her head.

"But what does he mean by one-vs-one-vs-one?" Brick asked.

"One player from each team will step out of the room as the avatar and they will face each other." Chris spoke as if as he just heard the cadet, "When one of the avatar's nametag get ripped off, the next player will come out as the new avatar and if all of the team's avatars are out, the team's director will come out as the final player. The game will end when two team are wiped out. I will tell you when it's time to start the challenge as soon as the teams have decided on who's the director."

"So who want to do it?" Naruto asked as everyone stared at him, "I'm not really good at making strategy, dattebayo."

"I think Boss or Shawn can do it." Rodney raised his hand up, "They're pretty good at planning ahead."

"Honestly, I didn't think I can do it." Max frowned, "I only make evil plans but battle plans? That's out of my league."

"So it's up to Shawn then." Sky shrugged.

"…Fine…" The zombie nut sighed, "But who will we give this reward to?" The team starts to discuss about this reward and their plans.

* * *

**(Team Chris' Room)**

"I believe that I should be the director since I'm…" Alejandro was about to say something but the dinging sound cut him off.

"_Alejandro out! Alejandro out!"_

"SAY WHAT?!" Owen shouted out in shock.

"Amazon's reward is that they can choose any members from this team to be eliminate right away." The intern explained, "That means they chose Alejandro and he have to go to the jail right away."

"…"

"…"

"…Noah, you're the director…" The dejected Latino villain sighed.

"Why me…" The bookworm deadpanned as the intern wheeled in the monitor screens so the directors can see everything.

* * *

**(Cody)**

The geek step out of the room as the first avatar and he walks toward the lobby, under Heather's order.

"_Cody entering! Cameron entering!"_

'Look like they have same idea…' Cody licked his lip nervously, his team agreed to send him out as a pawn to gauge their opponent's reaction.

"_Naruto entering!"_

"…Shit…" The geek paled, the redhead is a monster when it comes to nametag challenge.

"Relax, Cody." Heather's voice squeaked within his earbud, "They make a mistake by send him out so we may win this challenge. I know how to bring him down."

"If you say so…" Cody gulped nervously.

* * *

**(Cameron)**

The bubble boy pushes his back up against the wall and slowly sidesteps toward the corner. "Okay, I can do it…" Cameron takes a deep breath before he takes a peek around the corner, end up staring into the redhead's savage grin.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Um…" The bubble boy shivered, "Noah, what can I do?" Before the bookworm gives him any order, Naruto rip Cameron's nametag off in a flash.

"_Cameron out! Team Chris, send the second avatar out!"_

"Sorry, little fella." Naruto patted the bubble boy's head and walked away with a grin, never noticed the fact that Cameron just fainted.

* * *

**(Lobby)**

"_B entering! B entering!"_

"I think Noah must be the director because I just heard Cameron asking him about what to do before I tore his nametag off, dattebayo." The redhead whispered into his mic.

"Hey, idiot!" The confusing redhead turned around to see the sweating geek.

"Let me guess…" Naruto chuckled, "Heat-chan's the director, right?"

"Yeah…" Cody winced from the queen bee's shout for revealing the information, "Anyway…" The geek listened to Heather's plan, "Wait, what?! What are you saying?!"

"Hai, Shawn?" The redhead whispered softly, "Are you sure about this plan?"

"Naruto, I have a message from Heather…" The geek muttered as the redhead blinked confusingly, "…What?! I don't want to say it because…"

"Nani?" Naruto tilted his head, "What is it?"

"…I want you to picture Heather in her sexy geisha dress with nothing else…" Cody stuttered with red face, "Now picture her dress slowly drops down…" They stared at each other for a while and they slowly get the nosebleeds.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…I'm sorry!" The blushing geek quickly tears Naruto's nametag off before he run off, "Heather made me to say that, not me!"

"_Naruto out! Naruto out!"_

* * *

**(B)**

Several hours went by, the silent boy run away from Cody with the geek's nametag in his hand and the geek give out a sigh. That was really smart of Noah, he found the camera's blind spot and told B to hide in there. "Ok, B, I just spot Ella." The bookworm's voice muttered in B's earbud, "Keep going straight until you see her and rip her nametag off right away."

"_Jo entering! Jo entering!"_

The silent boy swallows his Adam's apple, the jockette is one of several strong contestants to watch out during the games and he doesn't know if he can rip her nametag off.

_Riiip_

B turn around to see the giggling princess, it turn out that she was standing next to the opening door and the silent boy never notice her when he just walk past the doorway. "Sorry, B." Ella run away with a giggle and B pouted.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That doesn't look too good for us." Noah sighed, "Look like I better step it up so my team doesn't end up in last place."

* * *

**(Floor 5)**

After several avatars, all of the teams were down to their last avatar and Owen glance at Courtney and Sky. The oaf was really doing well since he has more experience in nametag challenges and his little buddy's order was just charge at the pervious avatars and rip their nametag off before they can react. "You must be tired right now." Courtney teased the oaf.

"Nope." Owen chuckled, "Not at all. I can go on all day…"

"Then why are you sweating so much?" Sky asked.

"Um…" The sweating oaf fidgeted, "Because I run around too much…" Owen suddenly charged at the girls without any warning and he was about to rip Sky's nametag off but…

_Riiip_

"_Owen out! Owen out!"_

"Aw, nuts." Owen muttered as the two girls wrestled with each other and both of their hands find their grip on the nametags.

_Riiip_

_Riiip_

"_Courtney out! Sky out! Noah entering! Heather entering!"_

"Finally, it's almost over." Courtney huffed before she notices the Cree girl's smirk, "What are you smirking for?"

"_Entering Naruto!"_

"What?!" Owen and Courtney shouted.

"The reward that we got from the Alkkagi challenge is 'Resurrection." Sky explained, "We all decided to give it to Naruto so that means…"

"…We're doomed…" The oaf muttered.

"You can say that again." The CIT sighed.

"We're doomed." Owen repeated, received a glare from Courtney.

* * *

**(Lobby)**

"Ugh!" Heather stomped her feet as soon as she run into Naruto and Noah, "I know something was up with your stupid reward!"

"Gomen." Naruto rubbed his head with sheepish grin and they glance at each other before Heather quickly pounces on the screaming bookworm, followed by the redhead. In the struggle, there was a ripping sound.

"_Noah out! Team Chris eliminated!"_

"Ye…" The queen bee's eyes widened after Naruto ripped her nametag off without missing a beat.

"_Heather out! Team Amazon eliminated! Team Crusher is the winner!"_

"…I am so gonna make you pay for it…" Heather growled and her childhood friend chuckled nervously.

* * *

"Congrats, team Crusher." Chris grinned at the said team, "You will enjoy your first-class with Korea's finest cuisine and K-movie." The Crushers cheered as the host turned to Team Chris, "Team Chris, you're so unlucky today since you never win any challenges and your team got eliminated first in the final challenge…You have to send someone home!"

"…What?" Owen gasped and the host was about to say something.

"Hey, you're this guy that ripped us off without permission!" Everyone turned around to see a group of seven people.

"…Oh my gosh…" Heather gasped, "It's the Running Man cast…"

"…Run, kids, run!" The host ran away with his group toward the airplane.

"GET THEM!" One of the Running Man cast shouted but the airplane took off before they can do anything.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"I have the result of voting here." Chris held the passports up, "If you get the bag of peanuts, you are safe and if one of you doesn't get it...Well, that's no-brainer." The travelers glance at each other nervously, "The bags of peanuts go to…Noah, Owen, Tyler, and Alejandro. Cameron and B, one of you will go home." The host grinned at the sweating boys, "The final bag goes to…"

"…" B gulped.

"…" Cameron bites his nails nervously.

"…Cameron!" Chris announced and the silent boy gaped at the host as Chef shoves the parachute chute in his hands. "B, any last wor…eh, gestures?" B glance at Alejandro before he turn to his former team and give them a 'I'm watching you' gesture as he point at the Latino villain.

"Oh, don't worry." Tyler smiled, "We'll follow him and do our best to help him out."

"…" The silent boy facepalmed and open his mouth to say something but Chris pushes him out of the airplane.

"We're wasting time here!" The host chuckled evilly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Sorry, B." The jock rubbed his head, "But Alejandro just reminds me that Cameron has been living in bubble for long time and it's his first time out in the world."

_***Static***_

"I think it would be nice to let Cameron stay here a little longer." Owen tapped his index fingers together, "Sorry, B…"

_***Static***_

"Too easy to manipulate the fools." Alejandro chortled with crossed arms.

* * *

**(Aftermath Show: Stage)**

"Good evening!" Geoff grinned at the cheering audience, "I'm Geoff and this is my most excellent co-host, Eva."

"Today, we'll do something little different." Eva grunted with crossed arms, "Some of the losers will face one challenge…"

"That's right." Blaineley cut the bodybuilder off with a smirk, "Hi, I'm Blaineley Stacy Andrews O'Halloran, and I'm your hostess…"

"Why are you here?!" The bodybuilder growled angrily, "Shouldn't you be doing your damn roving reporter at somewhere else?!"

"I'm thrilled to be here tonight, co-hosting with Geoff and Eva." The blonde hostess ignored the growling bodybuilder.

"Why is she here instead of the other fucking show?!" Eva whispered to her boyfriend.

"Because the Celebrity Manhunt won't give her job back." The party boy whispered.

"Let's welcome our first guest." Blaineley announced.

"Good idea." Geoff agreed to calm the bodybuilder down, "She loves to be called 'Her Hotness' and just scarred some boys with her fashion show in France. It's Lindsay!" The bombshell walks onstage and takes her seat as the audience applauding for her.

"Lindsay, why did you decide to choose Naruto as model?" The bodybuilder asked.

"Because he's only one that has red hair and it goes with the red dress." Lindsay said, "I don't understand why no one likes it."

"I can think of one reason…" Trent deadpanned from his seat.

"What is it?" The bombshell asked curiously.

"Would anyone like to see another episode of Total Drama Fugitives?" The blonde hostess said quickly as the screen showed Ezekiel and Duncan.

"They're still at large." Eva growled at her co-hostess for speeding things up, no wonder why Celebrity Manhunt refuse to rehire this woman. "First, we have some footage of Ezekiel in the cargo hold…"

* * *

**(Footage)**

The rat was chewing on his cheese before the silhouette of farmer boy pounces on it and screaming into the camera.

* * *

"How about our favorite angry punk?" Geoff grinned, "Loyal fans have sent in hundreds more Duncan-sighting tips, so tonight, we're gonna show you the two best leads. Roll them!"

* * *

**(Footage)**

The Elvis impersonator was carrying a bag until he bump into someone and his wig fall off, reveal to be Duncan. "Wait, are you Du…" The punk knocked the man out with a punch and ran off.

_***Static***_

The monk was minding his own business before the punk trip him off the cliff and Duncan run off with evil laughter.

* * *

"That is so Duncan." Blaineley tapped her chin, "But I'm curious about how did he end up in different countries within a few weeks?"

"Beat me." Eva grunted, "Anyway, it's time to bring our next guest out…He's silent and almost invisible since he never say a word."

"Please welcome B!" The party boy gestured at the said boy as he walked up to them, "…Oh…Noah's not here to help us out…"

"I already have it covered." The blonde hostess tossed B a notebook and pencil.

"Sweet…" Geoff cleared his throat, "B, are you mad at Alejandro for tricking some of guys into voting you out?"

B wrote down his answer, _"Nah…Alejandro will get his karma eventually."_

"I bet he will." Blaineley nodded, "Thank you, B. Our next guest love to make out with cod and hurt a lot of animals. He's also responsible for wipe his own team out with his curse."

"DJ." Eva grunted as the Jamaican giant waved at the cheering audience, "Guess what? Instead of ask you questions, we're gonna give you a challenge."

"Wha…" DJ blinked.

"You know that a lot of people love the animal stuff." The party boy smirked.

"Whoa, Geoff…" The Jamaican giant waved his hands around, "I haven't hurt a fly since I came home. Maybe my curse only works overseas…"

"Let's check it out." Geoff gestured at the cages, filled with all the angry animals that DJ accidentally hurt. "It's time…"

"It's time for DJ's 'World of Animal'!" The blonde hostess cut her co-host off, "Your challenge is to pet each animals without getting harm by them."

"…Wait, I don't recalling him hurt crocodile or snake." Justin stared at the said creature.

"Wait a second…" Eva glared at her co-hostess, "Blaineley, did you just…"

"The challenge starts now! Beasts of the world, prepare to take your revenge." Blaineley pulled the cord, releasing the creatures and before they know it, the animals attack everyone in sight as DJ ran out of the studio.

* * *

After recovering from the creatures' attack, everyone return to their seat and Lindsay looked around. "Have you guys seen O?" The bombshell glanced around, "O!"

"He's still on the season…" Katie winced, "And do you know that you have a monkey on your head?"

"What?" Eva patched her boyfriend up, "We're on now…Oh…We're back on live."

"Well, we better bring out our next guest." Blaineley winced, "She's very sassy and always carry a grudge with her too long…Please welcome Leshawna!" The sassy girl walks in with a wave and some of the audience applause for her.

"Did you know that you have lost some popularity for your action in Germany?" Geoff said.

"Said what?" Leshawna blinked.

"Heather warned you about Alejandro's cunning nature but you don't believe her." The bodybuilder replied, "Not to mention that your grudge goes too far when you took it out on her and it cost you the game."

"That's true…" Sadie muttered, "You would have knocked a tooth out if Naruto don't stop you by then."

"Ugh…" The sassy girl crossed her arms, "I have no comment. I should have slap Alejandro instead…"

"Now the final guest of the day…" Blaineley said quickly, "It's…"

"Okay, why are you rushing everything today?!" Eva growled angrily.

"Because Naruto's new movie, 'Who Killed John Doe', is coming out today and I want to be there." The blonde hostess muttered, "He has a supporting role as a rookie cop and the reviewers said that there's a big twist in the end of the movie."

"…O…Kay…" The party boy muttered, "Our final guest got hit in head by an airplane and it make her smarter and sane…Izzy!" There was silence for a while.

"I think she goes by Brainzilla now." The bodybuilder whispered.

"Oh, right…" Geoff sighed, "Please welcome Brainzilla!"

"Greeting, carbon-based life-form commonly referred to as Geoff." Izzy said smugly in her seat.

"…Hey…" The party boy scratched his head with furrowed eyebrows, "Instead of asking you questions, we are gonna give you a challenge…"

"Where's the peanut gallery?" Eva asked after noticed the empty seats.

"You'll find out soon." Geoff replied with a grin, "It's time for Brain Blast!"

"A what?" Blaineley raised her eyebrow, that's the first time she heard of it.

* * *

The party boy shackled the former crazy girl on the wheel, "Here's how Brain Blast works. I will throw any skill-testing questions at you and these questions are really harder."

"Geoff, why is there a shark pool?" The bodybuilder asked.

"Because she will fall in this pool if she gets one question wrong." Geoff grinned, "Give her a spin, honey bear."

"When this show is over, you are in big trouble…" Eva spun the wheel.

"And I love it." The party boy grinned as the wheel stopped, "First question, geography…What's the capital of Uzbekistan?"

"Please." Izzy snorted, "Tashkent."

"Correct! Next question." Geoff spun the wheel before it stops on…"Currency exchange…What's the equivalent of 2,789 bucks in Yen?"

"Too easy." The former crazy girl smirked, "21,981,551.82."

"Correct, let's go to the next round!" The party boy spun the wheel but it broke off and the hosts scream as the wheel roll into the wall, smash it in process.

"Are you alright, Brainzilla?" The bodybuilder asked.

"Who?" Izzy giggled insanely as she flipped around, "I heart marshmallow sauce!"

"…I think she's 'cured' now." Blaineley mumbled.

"Aw, man…" Geoff sighed, "Can someone rescue the peanut gallery since Izzy's back."

"…Where are they?" Eva asked with narrowed eyes and her answer was just a gesture to the hanging peanut gallery as they stare at the shark pool.

"…"

"…"

"…We're signing off now." The blonde hostess said quickly after checked the clock on her phone, "See you next time on Aftermath…MOVIE TIME!"

"Hey, come back here and help us!" The party boy shouted at the retreating blonde hostess.

* * *

"_Thank for making me ramen, dattebayo." Naruto sighed as Misa set his bowl on the table, "It's been a while since I have ramen…"_

"_I know, you were really busy that you weren't home for a few days." The Japanese girl returned to the kitchen._

"_Hai, I have to…" The redhead's hand froze in midair and his eyes slowly widened as he remembers several things…How did Misa know her way around his kitchen? How did she know where all the pots were? How did she know that he was not home for a while…Naruto get up on his feet and walk into his kitchen, staring at the Japanese girl's back. "…Misa…"_

"_Hai, Naruto-kun?" Misa chopped the vegetable with a hum._

"…_Are you the one who has been stalking me?" Naruto said slowly._

"_Not at all, silly…" The Japanese girl turned around with a manic smile, "Why should I stalk my own boyfriend?"_

"_Boyfriend?" The redhead takes one step back with a frown, "We're not dating at all, dattebayo. Where did you get this idea from?"_

"…_What are you talking about?" Misa smiled, "We went on a lot of dates…Remember the library? The café? Our time after the class…"_

"_Nani?" Naruto blinked, "These were not dates…All I did was just teaching you English…"_

"_No…" The Japanese girl growled lowly, "It was really dates…I remember that I confessed my love to you at the park!"_

"…_No, you didn't…" The redhead muttered, Detective Rush has warned him that the stalker must be delusional. "You're confusing with the reality and fantasy…We were never together, dattebayo."_

"_No…No…" Misa clutched her head, "No…Are you breaking up with me?! Please don't…"_

"_I'm sorry but it's the truth, Misa…" Naruto replied, "We're not really together at all…"_

"…_No, you lie…" The Japanese girl grabbed the knife with maniacal glint, "Without you, I'm nothing!"_

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: First-Class)**

Naruto bolted up in cold sweat before he calms himself down and he was about to lean back but a soft voice catch his attention. "Are you okay, Naruto?" The redhead glanced at the worried princess, "Did you have a bad dream?"

"Hai, you can say that…" Naruto sighed, "Anyway, why are you up so late?"

"Well, I just come back from the restroom…" Ella sat down next to the redhead, "Do you want to talk about it?"

"Nah, just don't worry about it, dattebayo." The redhead ruffled her hair with a gentle smile, "You should go back to sleep…"

"Okay but first…" The princess fidgeted, "Can I sing you a lullaby so you can forget about this bad dream and sleep easy? It always works for me before."

"…Sure." Naruto smiled, "I would like that, dattebayo." He hopes that her singing can take it off his mind and before he knows it, he was in a deep sleep.

"Good night, Naruto…" Ella pecked his forehead gently before her face turn red, realizing what she just did and she quickly lie down with closed eyes.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

Gwen stare at the clouds out of the window and she release an annoying sigh, she tried to tell Naruto about the baby but someone kept show up at worst time. 'I swear that if someone interrupts me one more time, I'm gonna snap…' The goth girl blew her hair up.

"Where is Codykin?!" Gwen glanced at the scowling fangirl as she glared at Team Chris, "I know you are hiding him somewhere!"

"We don't know where he is, honestly." Alejandro crossed his arms, "Maybe he's in cargo hold…"

"You better not lie this time…" Sierra stomped away with a lowly growl and the travelers frowned, she was getting worse and worse every day.

"Is she gone?" Cody's voice whispered out under the seat.

"Yes, for now." Dawn whispered.

"I am so gonna get the restraining order on her." The geek crawled out and takes his seat.

"You better." Tyler nodded with the travelers, "I'm really worrying about you now."

"Travelers, get ready because we are about to land soon." Chris' voice squeaked out of the PA.

"Finally…" Jo grunted with crossed arms.

* * *

**(Brazil)**

"Welcome to Brazil!" Chris grinned at the teams, "This time, we're having two challenges so you can relax…For now."

"Well, that's kinda positive…" Sky sighed, "I think."

"Not if it's on Total Drama." Courtney deadpanned.

"Our first challenge is…" The host gestured at the rubber ball in Chef's hand, "Queimada!"

"Que-what?" Brick scratched his head confusingly.

"It's like Prisonball or dodgeball." Chris explained with a smirk, "The rules are same like dodgeball…If the ball hit you, you're out of the court. But you won't just be on sideline because you will be at your opponent's courtsides and collecting the stray balls…"

"And we throw it to our teammates, right?" Owen asked.

"That's one of two…" The host grinned, "Second, you can try to oust your enemies!"

"So one team may will be attack from any sides?" Max rubbed his chin, "That's kind useful…"

"Yeah but you really want to win this challenge because there's a reward that must help you out in the next challenge." Chris chuckled, "Since there's three teams here…"

"Let me guess…" Jo deadpanned, "Another tournament?"

"Nope, it's three-way match!" The host laughed at the gaping travelers, "The team that eliminated both teams wins the reward! Good luck!"

* * *

"Why do they have the large court?!" Heather jabbed her finger at Team Chris in rectangle court, "That's really unfair!"

"Actually, it's because they have few members." Chris shrugged as Chef taped the second rectangle court in half for Amazon and Crusher, "Gotta give them a fighting chance."

"Ugh!" The queen bee grumbled under her breath with crossed arms.

"Get ready…Set…" The host shouted, "DODGE!" Some of the travelers ran up to the lines and grab some balls before they backed away from each other, holding their balls up in defense. Team Chris has three balls, Amazon has two balls, and Crushers has one ball.

"Attack the Crusher!" Alejandro threw his ball toward the said team, followed by Owen's ball and the Amazon decided to attack the Crusher too. Shawn and Rodney leap away from the path of the balls before they hit Brick and Ella.

"Brick and Ella are out!" Chef barked as the cadet takes his place behind Team Chris' court and the princess stand near Amazon's sideline.

"It's okay!" Naruto encouraged his team, "We can take it back, dattebayo."

"Minion, chunk this ball at the girls!" Max shoved the ball into Rodney's hands.

"Gee, boss, I don't know if I can…"

"Just do it!" The aspiring villain shouted, caused the country boy to throw the ball with a yelp.

Jo hops over the ball, "Ha…" Another ball strikes her in stomach, courtesy of Sky. The Amazon didn't notice that Naruto just pass his ball to Ella and it cost them one teammate. The ball bounce into Team Chris' court and Tyler scoop it up quickly.

"Jo and Courtney are out!" The cook announced before Heather throw her ball and hit Max in face. "Max's out too!"

"How lucky are we?" Tyler said, "They don't even attack us…" As soon as he said it, two balls flew to his stomach and knock him out of the court.

"Maybe you shouldn't have said anything." Noah muttered as he attempted to catch the bouncing ball but Brick grab it, "…Wonderful…"

"Take that!" The cadet threw his ball but it flew past the group's heads and fall into Jo's hand. The jockette throw it at Rodney and eliminate him right away. "I'm sorry, guys." Brick gulped nervously, he has a lousy throwing arm.

* * *

Twenty minutes went by and several players got eliminated, the remaining players are Sky, Heather, Alejandro, and Owen. "Quit hogging the balls!" The queen bee snarled at the boys, "That's against the rules!"

"It's not." The Latino villain smirked, "Anything goes until Chef say so."

"Pretty boy have a point there." Chef grunted with crossed arms.

"Al, are we going to do it now?" The oaf asked.

"Yes…" Alejandro gritted his teeth and before the girls know it, they got assaulted by the barrage of balls.

"Sky and Heather are out!" The cooker announced, "The winner is Team Chris!"

"And they get the reward for next challenge." Chris walked away with a grin.

"Whoo-hoo!" Owen grabbed his teammates in bear hug, "We did it, Al! We did it!"

"M-M-My spine…" Cameron groaned out.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Sometime I wish that I was still in the bubble." Cameron sighed, "At least it doesn't hurt my spine or anything dangerous to my health."

* * *

"Our final challenge of the day is…" Chris takes a deep breath, "Create a Mardi Gras float!"

"…"

"…"

"…Um…" Alejandro raised his hand, "In Brazil, it's Rio Carnival, Bahian Carnival, or…"

"They're all same thing." The host shrugged, "Anyway…The theme of the float has to be based on things related to Brazil and there's time limit so each team have to finish their own float within the given time…"

"Chris, what about our reward?" Tyler asked.

"Team Chris, your reward is…" Chris gestured to the group of interns, "Extra hands! They will help you build your float faster." The said team cheered as other teams grumbled, "Your challenge starts now so see you in few hours!"

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"What is Brazil famous for?" Shawn asked, he doesn't know most of countries since he was too busy with his zombie survival training.

"I heard that football, known as soccer, is really big in Brazil, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"Toco Toucan, I think." Ella tilted her head.

"Ugh…" Max groaned, "It's hard to come up with something for the Brazil theme."

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

The team stare at the empty float before Cameron snap his fingers, "I have an idea."

"What is it?" Alejandro asked before he listens to the bubble boy's idea, "Hmm, that's not bad idea. I'm gonna add a few things in this idea of yours."

* * *

**(Amazon)**

The team has been working on their float for a hour after some discussion and they were doing well, despite Gwen's random mood swing and fatigue. "Codykin, let's ditch these bitches and go out on a date…" Sierra grinned with glee, "Since we're in Brazil, I will wear a revealing carnival costume as your special reward. Ooh, I know you will like…"

"No, I have a girlfriend." Cody sighed annoyingly, he don't know how long he can take it until he'll finally snap.

"Ugh!" The fangirl growled, "Forget about this slutty whore! She is such a slut with these revealing clothes and I bet right now she is fucking some…"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The geek snarled with angry expression as everyone turned their heads at them, "Let me clear something up for you. I don't like you at all because you're a fucking stalker!"

"No, I'm not…" Sierra said angrily.

"Yes, you are!" Cody shouted, "Since the first day of this season, you steal my stuff! You keep harassing me! Invading my personal space! Everything! When this show is over, I'm gonna slap a restricting order on you because you are a fucking psycho stalker!"

"…"

"…"

"…" Sierra stared at the geek with widened eyes before she turn to the travelers with flaring nostrils, "Who's the fucker that force him to say it to me?! If you think it'll throw me off the game, you're wrong!" She stomped toward her team's float, ignored everyone's groans.

"She's insane." Jo grunted before she glance at the geek, "It's about time you man up and say it to her face."

"Yeah…" The geek huffed, "For once, I can't wait to get out of this show."

"And we won't blame you for it." Courtney frowned at the fangirl's back.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Not gonna lie…" Cody rubbed his arm with a small grin, "That really felt great when I told her off…" He whispered softly, "Hope it won't get worse."

* * *

**(Sierra)**

The fangirl gritting her teeth out of anger, someone is feeding a bunch of lies to her Codykin but who? She doesn't know who was it but they will pay for it. She slowly strokes the object inside her pocket with maniacal glint in her eyes, 'Soon, we will be together…After all, you accept my confession on this day…'

* * *

_Everyone screaming and cheers for the Drama Brothers as they steps out of their limousine with smiles. Sierra stare at Cody, she has a huge crush on him since his first appearance on Total Drama Island. 'That is it…' The fangirl take a deep breath as the bandmates shook some fan's hands and she hold her hand out to geek. "Cody, I love you!"_

"_Thank you very much, I'm glad to hear that." Cody shook her hand with a chuckle and Sierra squealed happily._

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"A little more left." Ella hollered to her teammates as Naruto and Rodney move the dome a bit, "And perfect!"

"Yeah, and I think we can add a few more…" Sky said before the cadet cut her off.

"Hey, guys, I find some useful stuff." Brick ran up to them with stacking boxes.

"Be careful, you're gonna…" The Cree girl warned but it was too late when the cadet tripped on his feet and everyone stared at the flying boxes in horror as it break several decorations. "Drop them…" The aspiring Olympian finished her sentence.

"Sorry, my bad…" The cadet gulped.

"We're running out of time!" Shawn shouted as he attempted to fix the broken decoration and his teammates quickly repairing the float's decorations.

* * *

Thirty minutes went by and before they know it, their host walk up to the teams with a cheesy grin. "And time's up!" Chris clapped his hands, "Chef and I will judge each team's floats and we will announce the best and worst float. If your team has the worst float, someone on your team will go home."

"Ready to be the second team to be wipe out?" Heather mocked the Team Chris.

"Not at all." Alejandro smirked, "I can guarantee you that our float will not end up in bottom."

"We'll see." The queen bee crossed her arms with deadly glare.

"Let's start with Amazon." The host walked toward the first float with Chef. The theme of Amazon's float was the wildlife of Brazil and the host can see that there were some animal props around the fake forest, from Toco Toucan to Jaguar.

"Are these Amazon rainforest?" Chef asked, rubbing his chin.

"Indeed it is." Dawn nodded, "The reason why we chose it is because the wildlife of Brazil has many species, involving the undiscovered species."

"Plus, there's deforestation going on in this place." Gwen muttered with narrowed eyes, "People need to know about that."

"Who care about a stupid de…Mmph!" Chris struggled to finish his sentence through Chef's hand.

"Let's move on the next one!" The sweating cooker dragged the struggling host away from the glaring goth girl and stop in front of the Crusher's float. The first thing that catches their attention was a huge football player prop with a ball on its head and they can see that there was a lot of soccer balls around the float but something that bother them was…

"Why are there a lot of tapes?" The host asked confusedly.

"Um…" Naruto rubbed his head with sheepish grin, "It's a part of theme, dattebayo…" As soon as the redhead finished his sentence, the player prop fall apart with a loud thump and they stares at each other for a while.

"…"

"…"

"…Move on." Chris walked to the Team Chris' float with deadpan expression, "Whoa, that's pretty awesome." The float has a huge prop of model in Rio Carnival costume, surrounding by wildlife and a lot of objects, from famous Brazilian figures to Brazilian cuisine. "Who come up with it?"

"Cameron did and I added few finishing touches here and there." Alejandro gestured at the said boy with a smile.

"Well, we know who has the best float." The host grinned at the nodding cooker, "But the question is who has the worst float?"

"Obliviously, it's the Crusher." Chef jabbed his thumb at the said team's ruined float.

"I agree with you." Chris chuckled, "Team Chris wins the challenge and will fly first-class to the next destination!" The said team cheered together, "Team Crusher, I'll see you at galley."

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"You all have cast your votes." Chris grinned at the Crusher, "To remind everyone here, these who get the bag of peanuts are safe for now and they are…" He tossed the bags, "Shawn, Naruto, Sky, Max, and Rodney." He glance at Ella and Brick, "One of you will get the final bag of peanuts and one of you will go home…The final bag goes to…"

"…" The princess fidgeted in her seat.

"…" The cadet sweated.

"…Ella!"

"Oh man, I know it will happen to me…" Brick sighed as he grabbed the parachute chute before he gives his former team a salute, "I wish you all good luck and gods…"

"Off my plane, maggot!" Chef booted the cadet out of the hatch.

"Thank you, Chef." The host chuckled.

* * *

**(Lavatory)**

Cody turns the confessional camera on and was about to say something but the click sound cut him off. Before the geek can react, Sierra pulls him out and covers his mouth as she dragging him away.

* * *

Naruto walk out of the galley and a scene catch his attention, the fangirl was dragging the struggling geek into the cargo hold with maniacal glint in her eyes. 'That can't be good!' The redhead quickly followed them into the cargo hold.

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

"Tell me who put you up to it?!" Sierra slammed the geek against the crate with furious expression as her hands dug into his arms, "Who's the fucker that tried to break us up?!"

"L-L-Let me go!" Cody pushed her away with a grunt, "No one put me up to it!"

"What?!" The fangirl snarled as she pulled the geek up closer, "Stop protecting this fucker!"

"I'm not protecting anyone!" The geek shouted, "Everything that was said to you is from me because it's the truth!"

"No, it's not!" Sierra roared, "They are tricking you! Remember this day you accept my love!" She forced the geek to kiss her and the fangirl receive a slap from him.

"Get away from me, you psycho!" Cody screamed as he takes several steps away from the stalker and everything was silence until the fangirl slowly reach for something in her pocket.

"H-H-How should you hit me…" She growled lowly and to Cody's horror, she pulls out a box cutter. "You bastard!" Sierra was about to swing her knife before someone kicks her away and she glances up with a snarl.

"Naruto!" The paled geek shouted.

"Are you alright?" Naruto said softly, never take his eyes off the deranged fangirl. "I just saw her taking you here, dattebayo."

"Y-Yeah, but she was about to…" Cody stuttered in fear.

"I know…" The redhead frowned.

"YOU!" Sierra stood up furiously, "Why are you and everyone getting in my way! He's mine! Mine!" Naruto stare at her with stoic face, she finally lose it.

"Cody…" Naruto whispered, "Run and go get some help, dattebayo."

"But…"

"GO!" The redhead shouted and the geek quickly runs away with one person on his mind.

"Come back here!" The fangirl was about to give a chase but the redhead block her, "GET OUT OF MY WAY!" She swings her cutter at him and Naruto step back several times to avoid her wild swings. He brings his leg up to kick Sierra's stomach, causing her to bend in half and his knee shot upward to her chin.

Sierra give out a painful groan and her eyes narrow in anger, her grip tightened on the box cutter. She charges at him with a savage roar and lashing her knife, aiming for his chest. Naruto almost dodge it with sidestep but the knife cut his upper arm and his hand take a grip on her waist. Sierra scream out in pain from his tight grasp, still holding on her knife and he slam her hand on the corner of the crate repeatingly until she release the knife.

Naruto punch her with his left fist, only to grunt out under her knee as it drive into his stomach and the fangirl tackle him down. Sierra glance at the knife, lying near them and the redhead notice her glance. The fangirl was about to reach out for it but he roll over her and they struggling with each other, punching and elbowing as much as they can.

Sierra's foot shoot up, striking his groin and the redhead release her in agony. She quickly grabs her knife before she swings it and Naruto raise his left hand in defense, cut his palm. He attempts to get up on his feet but the fangirl saddle him and bring her weapon downward.

Naruto grab her hands, starting a struggle between them and she use both of her hands to add more pressure. "You fucking bastard!" Sierra growled, "I'm gonna kill you and everyone on this airplane!"

"You won't…" Naruto grunted as the knife slowly lowering itself toward his right eye with some difficult.

"I'm gonna gorge everyone's eyes out and make them watch me pleasuring my Codykin…" The fangirl whispered with a twisted grin.

"You're a fucking sicko…" The redhead slowly pushes her knife upward but he doesn't know how long he can hold it back with one bleeding hand. Sierra gives out a insane laughter before someone pull her off the redhead.

"GET OFF HIM, BITCH!" Chef smashed her against the wall and the last thing she saw was a punch to her temple.

"Naruto, are you okay?!" Chris run to his son's side and pulls him in tight hug.

"Hai, I'm fine…" Naruto winced, "Kinda."

"We'll land soon in Canada so we can get you some medical attention." The cooker tied the unconscious fangirl with zip ties, "And hand this bitch over to the police." The redhead give him a nod, slowly gets up on his feet with his father's help. Naruto was glad that it doesn't end up the same way like this day…

* * *

"_Don't you fret, my dear Naruto…" Misa cooed over the bleeding redhead with a twisted grin, jiggling her bloody knife. Naruto was lucky that she doesn't know about his dextrocardia heart and he holds his breath still to fake his death. "The only person you need is me and no one else…" The Japanese girl placed her knife on her neck, "Soon we will be together in the next life, my beloved…" Without a hesitance, she slashes her own throat open and fall down. After a while, the redhead know that she was dead and release his breath as soon as he hear someone breaking the glass._

"_Naruto!" Heather opened the kitchen door before she quickly cover his bleeding chest with pressure, "Don't die! DON'T YOU DARE DIE!" He was lucky that she was at her house and saw everything from her bedroom's balcony this day._

* * *

**(Canada: Airport)**

"Let me go!" Sierra kicked her legs around as the cop shove her into the car, "Let me go, bastards! They are lying to you! I didn't do nothing!" The police officer ignored the fangirl and send the car away as everyone watches the rambling fangirl vanish from their sight.

"So how bad it is?" Naruto asked nervously as he glanced at paramedic, "Do I need to get stitch?" He really hates needles.

"Nah, you're really lucky that the cuts aren't deep enough to leave some scars." The brunette paramedic shakes his head with a smile, "No needle for you."

"That's good, dattebayo…" The redhead sighed, "Thank, um…"

"Toby, Toby Logan." The paramedic jerked his head at his panther, "And that's Oz."

"I honestly think he get a few more scars." Oz grinned, "Chicks really dig scars…But you don't really need them since girls are all over you."

"Well, it's because I'm actor." Naruto shrugged.

"Not the fangirls." Oz rolled his eyes, "I mean the girls like Hea…"

"Oz, don't think about it." Toby shook his head as Oz hold his hands up in surrender, "Ryder will be pissed off at you if you try to do something to win the potluck."

"What potluck?" The redhead asked.

"Nothing." The paramedics said in unison and Naruto was about to say something until he notice a couple of detectives that he realized right away.

"Hey, Naruto." The pudgy detective waved at the redhead, "Been a while."

"Are you two almost done here?" The Cuban detective asked.

"Yeah, we are." Toby nodded his head before he turn back to the redhead, "Ok, you have to change your bandages few time a week so your cut won't get infected but you won't have a lot of trouble."

"Thank you for your help." Naruto chuckled as the paramedics walk away from them with a light wave, "Scotty, Nick, I don't see you for a while."

"Ugh…" Nick, the pudgy detective rolled his eyes, "I see you still call us by first name instead of using our titles."

"Fine…" The redhead pouted, "Detective Vera, Detective Valens, better?"

"Better!" Nick puffed his chest up.

"Actually, I don't mind it if he call us by first name." Scotty chuckled, "Anyway, we're gonna ask you some questions."

"Yeah, yeah." Naruto muttered.

"Relax, it's not a lot of questions since your father just handed us a bunch of video tapes as evidence." The Cuban detective chuckled lightly, he know that the redhead don't like to stay still long enough and it don't take them long since there was very few questions that Naruto just answered them all.

"With these out of the way…" Nick tucked his notebook away, "I'm glad that you're doing well since last time we saw you, kid."

"Thank." The redhead smiled, "So how's Lilly doing?"

"She's fine." Scotty smiled, "She miss you since you stop came over for dinner."

"Hai, been bit busy with stuff, dattebayo…" Naruto smirked coyly, "So have you confess to her yet?"

"Ha!" Nick laughed out loudly as his partner scratched his head out of embarrassment, "He finally did a few weeks ago and they are together now."

"Finally!" The redhead laughed, "About time, dattebayo!"

"S-S-Shut up, you two!" Scotty shouted with light blush and they catch up a bit.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet)**

"Cody, I have a good new." The said boy glances at the host, "I pull some strings and you won't see Sierra for a long time."

"But there's a problem." Courtney crossed her arms, "She's gonna end up in mental institution and she may will…"

"Nah, she will be in supermax prison and she will get a professional help there but she won't be out for a long time." Chris replied.

"…Let me guess, you know a guy." Jo raised her eyebrow.

"I know a bunch of guys." The host muttered, "Anyway, we will take off soon but we won't have a challenge for a few days because of this incident." He glanced at the geek, "Is that enough time for you?"

"Yeah, I think so…" Cody sighed, "But what about Naruto?"

"I'm fine and good to go, dattebayo." Everyone turned their head to the smiling redhead.

"Naruto!" Heather quickly pulls him in a bear hug and he can feel some wet spots on his shirt. "Y-Y-You should have get ki…"

"Heat-chan, I'm still here and alive, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed her back, "Gomen for worrying you so much."

"I-I-It's okay…" The queen bee whimpered, ignoring everyone as they check on the redhead and the geek. She's glad that she doesn't lose her idiot again like she almost did last time.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

Naruto was about to close his eyes since it was late and everyone was sleeping. "Naruto…" The said boy turned his head to see the goth girl, "Can we talk? It's important."

"Sure." The redhead nodded, "What's up?"

"Not here." Gwen whispered as she beckoned the redhead to follow her quietly, she doesn't want to wake anyone up and get interrupt again.

* * *

**(Lavatory)**

After checked the camera to make sure that it wasn't on, Gwen allow Naruto in and lock the door. "Please sit down." The goth girl said nervously.

"Um…" Naruto sat down on the toilet seat, "What's going on?"

"Just wait a bit…" Gwen fidgeted nervously, she was very shaken up after the incident and it was scary for her because what would happen to the redhead if Chef don't show up in time. Because of this, she decides she has to tell him right now but it was really hard thing to do. "…Naruto, do you remember…Um…" The goth girl crumpling her skirt with faintly blush, "The crate where we did…Ya know…"

"Yeah, I do, dattebayo…" The redhead rubbed his head with light blush before he blink at her, "Why are you bring it up?"

"…Because something happened…" Gwen took a deep breath, "…I'm pregnant."

"…"

"…"

"N-N-Nani!" Naruto stuttered with widened eyes, "H-H-How? It's our first time…"

"I know." The goth girl sat down next to him as she pulled the pregnancy test out, "I found out a little while ago and got myself tested three times on different days…" She hand it to the redhead, "They're all positive." The redhead stared at the plus sign in shock.

"…S-S-So what are we gonna do?" The redhead asked, snapped out of his shock after stared at the stick for a hour.

"I don't know what you want to do but I…" Gwen fidgeted with her fingers, "I'm going to keep it…I will raise the baby on my own if you refuse to…"

"Gwen…" Naruto placed his hand on her shoulder, "I want to help you raising the baby, dattebayo…"

"Y-You do?" The goth girl glanced at him, "Really?"

"Hai…" The redhead rubbed his head nervously, "I want to be around and give our kid a chance that I never have…A chance of better childhood with both parent…"

"…I-I-I'm glad…" Gwen wrapped her arms around Naruto as she sobbed on his chest, "T-T-That mean a lot to me…" She was so happy that he will accept his responsibility. After a while, the goth girl release him and they sat in silence. "…I can't believe that we're gonna be parent this soon…"

"Same here…" Naruto muttered, "…Um…Because we're gonna has a baby…Um…It doesn't mean we have to be in relationship right away because of…"

"O-O-Oh, no…" The goth girl shake her head, "I-I-I understand, you just got out of a relationship..." It will look bad for her to force him into a relationship after his breakup because of her pregnancy.

"Y-Y-Yeah." The redhead scratched his head, "I'm not really out of the woods yet, dattebayo…Maybe someday, I will be out of it…"

"Yes." Gwen nodded, she know that he still need more time before he can move on…And when he do, she will ask him out and start their relationship on this day.

"...Say…" Naruto glanced at the goth girl, "I think we better come up with some kind of code so we can talk more about the baby without anyone find out, dattebayo…"

"I agree…" Gwen nodded, she's not really ready to let people know about it yet. "Nevermore."

"Huh?" The redhead blinked confusingly.

"That's the code I want us to use." The goth girl muttered.

"Are you sure…"

"We're sticking with it!" Gwen growled with deadly glance, "…Oh, sorry, mood swing…"

"It's okay…" Naruto sweated nervously, "Nevermore is good for me, dattebayo."

* * *

"…Can we tell tou-san and uncle Chef?" The redhead asked after their long discussion, "Oh, and Heat-chan too…"

"Now?!" The goth girl paled.

"Not now, later…" Naruto rubbed his head and she releases her breath.

"…Yeah, we better tell them…" Gwen blinked, "Wait, why Heather too?"

"Well, because she's always there for me all my life and I feel like she deserves to know about it, dattebayo." The redhead said, "She and her family did everything for me after my kaa-san's death."

"Oh, I see." The goth girl sighed, "Yeah, you can tell her too…But please don't let her kill me…"

"She won't." Naruto chuckled lightly, "She will get mad at us because she won't do anything bad to you, dattebayo."

'She will.' Gwen stared at him with deadpan expression.

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

"It's all my fault." Chris muttered with crossed arms as Chef glanced at him, "I would not have let her join us…I should have kicked her out when she act out the first time…"

"It's not your fault." Chef said, "Not everyone know that it was gonna happen and if there's anyone to blame…It's this bitch."

"But I may lose him…" The host sighed, "…Chef, thank you for saving him…"

"You're welcome." The cooker muttered, "He's also my brat."

"…For the record, we don't get sappy here." Chris raised his finger up, "Clear?"

"Clear, boss." Chef chuckled.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

A week went by, Cameron stare at the oaf with green face as he watch the oaf eat a massive amount of foods in one bite and he turn to the bookworm. "How long it will take until I get use to it?" The bubble boy gagged.

"Pretty soon…" Noah deadpanned.

"Hey, guys, do you want some drumstick?" Owen holds up the turkey drumstick and they can see a bite mark on it.

"No, dude, we're good…" Tyler chuckled nervously.

"What about you, Al?" The oaf grinned at the gritting Latino villain.

"No, thank you…" Alejandro gave him a twitched smile.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Bufón vil desagradable." Alejandro shivered with deadly glare.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Where do you think we will end up in?" Sky glanced at her red-haired crush.

"I'm not sure…" Naruto scratched his head, "Maybe somewhere in Europe or Africa?"

"Or Chris will throw us out in cold place again." Heather growled from her seat.

"I think you just jinx us." Courtney glared.

"Brace yourself for the landing!" Chef's voice roared out of the PA before everyone scream out at the rough bumps.

* * *

**(Russia)**

"Courtney's right…" Jo shivered under the snow as she glared at the queen bee, "You jinxed us."

"S-S-Shut up!" Heather muttered with chattering teeth.

"Man, don't you love the coldest day in Russia?" Chris chuckled in his warmest coat as the travelers grumbled, "Ok, we'll have two challenges today…Let's start with our first challenge…We're gonna do something that separate men from boys and it's…Wrestling with the bear!"

"What?!"

"Are you crazy?!"

"Like hell we're doing it!"

"Fuck you!"

"That's gonna be awesome!" The host ignored the complaining travelers with a cheesy grin.

* * *

"Ok, why is that bear wearing a mask and speedo?" Noah deadpanned, the bear was wearing a red speedo and a red mask.

"Because he's a wrestler." Chris smacked his temple, "Duh!"

"…I don't have a comment for this one." The bookworm muttered.

"I think he look good in it." Ella smiled.

"Indeed." Dawn nodded, "He seems to be happy in them."

'You two are weird…' Shawn stared at them with a raised eyebrow.

"Okay, teams, choose your wrestler." The host announced, "Whoever stays in the ring longest will get a reward for the next challenge."

"Wait…" Sky blinked, "You mean one of us have to stay in ring longest instead of beat the bear in wrestle?"

"Yeah." Chris smirked, "The bear is a pro wrestler and you all have no chance of beating him."

"What's our excuse?" Tyler whispered to the bookworm.

"We're allergic to bear furs." Noah whispered back.

"I can do it." Owen raised his hand with a wide grin, "I have a connection with the bears."

"I'm happy that you're willing to do it." Alejandro smiled, 'Please let the bear maul him, please let the bear maul him.'

"I don't want to hurt this poor creature." The petite girl said.

"I got that." The jockette crossed her arms, "It's oblivious that I'm the strong one here."

"I am so gonna…" Courtney squirmed in her teammates' arms.

"Minion, you go and wrestle this bear!" Max glanced at the country boy.

"M-M-Me?!" Rodney gulped.

"If he doesn't want to do it then I can…" The Cree girl was about to volunteer but the host cut her off.

"Owen, Jo, and Rodney are the chosen wrestlers!" Chris grinned sadistically as the country boy whined, "Let's start with Owen."

"Whoo-hoo!" The oaf leaped over the ropes, "Let's rumble…" The bear clothesline him without a warning, knocking him down as the creature climb up the ring post.

"He's gonna bring it out!" Everyone glanced at the cooker in suit, "The Furry Bomb!" As soon as Chef said it, the bear leap off the post and smash the poor oaf with its belly. The creature suddenly grab the oaf's leg and lift him up in air.

"Sweet mercy of apples!" Owen wailed as the bear spin him around like a ragdoll before the creature toss him out of the ring and the travelers duck under the screaming oaf.

"Three minutes and 18 seconds." The host clicked his stopwatch with a smirk, "Rodney, you're next!"

"…I'm doomed…" The paled country boy muttered.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Not gonna lie…" Shawn rubbed his neck, "Rodney's match was so brutal like the zombie's feast."

_***Static***_

"Poor Rodney…" Ella winced, "He never had a chance."

_***Static***_

"We actually have to edit a lot of things out." Chris shrugged, "It was raw brutal that not even everyone want to watch it."

* * *

"Minion, just hit back!" The aspiring villain shouted, only to cover his eyes when the bear smash the country boy in piledriver and toss him out of the ring.

"It's a new record, five minutes and 32 seconds." The host glanced at the downed country boy, "…And we need medic over here."

"W-W-Why me…" Rodney whimpered in pain.

"Jo, it's your time!" Chris grinned.

"About time." The jockette cracked her knuckles and the bear taunted her with beckoning gesture. Before the creature knows it, Jo thrust her shoulder into its stomach and she grabs the bear in headlock. The bear scream out as the jockette grinding her knuckle on his head, "There's more where it comes from!" The creature pried her arms off, only to get a elbow drop from the jockette.

* * *

The bear tried to get out of the ring but Jo drag him back as the creature clawing the mat with a bloodcurdling scream. "We're not done here, you sissy bear!"

"Um…" Naruto turned to the host, "Shall we stop it?"

"Wait for it…" The host held his index finger up as he stared at his stopwatch, "And…Jo just breaks the record! Six minutes and 42 seconds! Team Amazon wins the first challenge!" The said team cheered as the screaming bear and Jo run past the group, "Now for the second challenge, all you have to do is find the…" The host pulled out a…

"Is that Matryoshka doll?" Cameron asked.

"Not any Matryoshka doll…" Chris took the top off to reveal…"The golden Matryoshka doll! There are two golden Matryoshka dolls in this area." He gestured at the Saint Basil's Cathedral, "Two teams that find the golden Matryoshka dolls are safe for another day and the goldless team will see me the Galley for the elimination. That's right, it's another elimination challenge! Amazon, you get thirty minute head start as your reward…Team Chris, Crushers, wait here until I tell you go." The Amazon team runs into the building.

* * *

**(Saint Basil's Cathedral)**

"Oh, you gotta kidding me!" Gwen threw her arms up as her team stared at thousands Matryoshka dolls, all in different size and shapes.

"Where the hell do they get these?" Cody gaped at the massive huge Matryoshka doll in the central, "…Do we have to open them all?"

"I don't think so." Dawn tilted her head, "I don't think they will put any golden one in opening place like that."

"She has point there." Heather nodded, "Let's look for any hidden dolls."

* * *

Courtney remove the top and the shark's head pop out with a deadly growl before the CIT slam the top back on with widened eyes. She quickly put it down and back away from it in disbelief.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"The fuck?" The CIT clutched her head with puzzled expression, "How the hell did they fit these sharks in?!"

* * *

Before the Amazon know it, Team Chris and Crusher run inside before they stop and stare at the dolls with widened eyes. "…That is gonna be a long day, dattebayo." Naruto muttered.

"Let's split up?" Sky asked and her team split up, followed by Team Chris.

"THE HELL!" Noah threw the shark-trapped doll away, "How the hell is that possible?!"

"Bear!" Max screamed as the bear's claws swing out of the doll and the aspiring villain placed the top back on with haste.

"Rodney, what are you doing?" Shawn glanced at the grunting country boy as he tried to open the largest Matryoshka doll.

"I'm trying to…" Rodney grunted, "Open this thing."

"Do you need help?" The zombie nut asked.

"No, I got that." The country boy replied, "Just go look for the golden dolly."

* * *

"How's your hand?" The Cree girl asked, tossing the opened dolls away.

"It's a bit better but it still hurt, dattebayo." The redhead smiled as he opened his fifth doll, "Thank for the help, by the way."

"No problem." Sky nodded, resist her burp. Early, she noticed that the redhead kept wince each time he open the larger doll with his injured hand and she offer him help, which he accepted right away. 'I'm just helping him because he's injured, not because I really like him a lot…' The aspiring Olympian blushed faintly.

* * *

It has been three hours and no one had found the golden doll, Dawn removed the smallest doll's top. "Ah, I find it." The petite girl said as everyone jerked their heads at her and stared at the small golden doll in her hand.

"Team Amazon is first to find the golden Matryoshka doll!" Chris announced as he walked in the room, "They will ride in the first-class as their reward."

"Way to go, Dawn!" Heather pulled her in a hug, "Finally, no more loser class!"

The host turns to the two teams, "There's one more golden doll and you better find it faster if you want to stay safe."

"Can you give us a hint?" Alejandro gestured at the dolls, "There's too many of them and I think it will take us few days to get through them all."

"I should give you a hint but…" Chris shrugged with his hands, "I forget which one has it because they all look same to me."

"Oh come on…" The Latino villain pointed at Cameron as he opened another doll within the doll, "Have some pity for him…He has been opening this doll for hours!"

"I think you should give up on this one…" Tyler patted the bubble boy's shoulder.

"Fine…" Cameron opened the doll for the last time and to their shock, the bubble boy finds the last golden Matryoshka doll.

"With persistence, Cameron just saves his own team from the elimination!" The host laughed as the Team Chris tossed the screaming bubble boy up with cheering, "That mean Crusher will send another traveler home again…"

"Hey, Chris, why can't I open this thing?!" Rodney kept tried to opening the giant Matryoshka doll with grunts.

"…Rodney, that's a prop." Chris snickered, "It's just there for a show."

"Wha…" The country boy dropped his jaw.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Here's the result of the voting…Naruto, Shawn, Sky, and Ella are safe." The host grinned as the said travelers collect their bags, "Max and Rodney, one of you will go home…The final bag goes to…"

"…" The aspiring villain glared at the host with scowl.

"…" The country boy fidgeted.

"…Max!" Chris tossed the last bag, "Rodney, do you have any final saying before you take the drop?"

"Well, I want to say that I have a great ti…" Rodney got cut off when the host attempted to shove him out.

"…"

"…"

"…Chef, do you mind?" Chris deadpanned.

"Sure." Chef nodded before he pushes the screaming country boy out, "Better?"

"Much better." The host chuckled.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

Naruto glance at the silent princess with some concern, she has been quiet since they left Russia. "Ella, what's the matter?" The redhead asked.

"…Am I useless?" Ella whispered softly with her folded hands.

"Nani?" Naruto blinked, "You're not useless at all…Who said that to you?"

"No one." The princess shook her head, "It's just that I feel like I did nothing…I really want to help everyone but…" She sighed sadly, "I'm really usele…"

"Ella." The redhead placed his hands on her shoulders as he look into her eyes, "To me, you're not useless because you're really helpful to me all the time, dattebayo."

"R-R-Really?" Ella fidgeted with her fingers, "How?"

"It was your singing voice…" Naruto smiled, "If it wasn't for your singing, I will still be down for a long time, dattebayo. It was your singing that brings my spirit up, it was your singing that helps me sleep at night without any bad dream…Plus you have a cheerful personality and it really infected everyone to be positive…"

"Infected!" Shawn screamed in his sleep, "Go for their head!"

"…Anyway…" The redhead chuckled with a sweatdrop, "Ella, no one in our team ever thinks you're useless…I want to say something to you…" He pulled her in a tight hug as he whisper into her ear, "You're useful, dattebayo. Don't you forget it…"

"…Thank, Naruto…" Ella slowly wrapped her arms around him with a teary smile and they both don't know that Sky was listening in with a soft smile.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Okay, I admit it." Sky sighed, "I really like him a lot. He's really a great guy and he always step out of his way to help anyone, no matter who they are. I can't fight my feeling anymore now."

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"I still can't get use to this place after few days." Courtney stretched her arms out.

"True…" Dawn nodded as she eats her salad, "I'm happy that the first-class have salad…"

'You're happy?' The CIT stared at the petite girl's blank face, '…I can't tell…How the hell does Naruto and Heather see it?'

"Are you okay now?" Cody asked, watching Gwen take her seat as she wipes her mouth.

"Yeah, for now…" Gwen sighed.

"That's really a bad case of flu." The geek muttered, "Hope it won't get worse soon."

"Flu? Oh, yeah, it's just flu…" The goth girl scratched her cheek, "I think I will get better soon so don't sweat it."

"If you say so." Cody nodded before he glance around, "Where's Heather anyway?"

"Spying on 'team'." Jo pointed her finger at the door and everyone turn around to see the queen bee as she peek through the door.

"What are the new girls doing with my idiot!" Heather growled softly, never notice the eyerolls from her team.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"You actually got away with it?" Sky raised her eyebrow at the laughing redhead, "I can't believe that…"

"Oh man, I wish I was there…" Owen drooled, "A pool filled with jell-o…What favor was it?"

"Cherry." Naruto chuckled, "The swimming teams were so mad when they have to clean it up, dattebayo."

"I want to hear another prank story." Ella giggled.

"Me too." Max flipped the page in his notebook, "I want to know all about it."

"How about my favorite prank, the corncob prank?" The redhead grinned evilly.

"NO!" Alejandro, Tyler, and Owen screamed, "Anything but that!"

"Um…" Shawn glanced at the screaming boys, "I'm curious about it…What is that prank?"

"Maybe it's a jumpscare?" Cameron shrugged.

"Nah, it's a…" The broadcast cut Naruto off.

"Ok, we're gonna land in the country for the challenge." Chris' voice chuckled, "That one is gonna crazy for you all!"

"That can't be good…" Noah muttered from his book.

* * *

**(Japan)**

"Welcome back to Japan!" Chris gestured at the empty village.

"Again?" Gwen huffed with crossed arms, "I thought we were going to different country…"

"Nah, too many countries to visit." The host shrugged, "Too pricy for me so there will be some countries that we may visit two or three time."

"Ugh…" The goth girl groaned.

"Anyway…" Chris cleared his throat, "The first challenge of the day is…Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu!"

"A what?" Some of the travelers said at same time.

"Pop-Up Pirate." Naruto chuckled, "It's a luck-based game, dattebayo. You put a pirate in the barrel and you take turns to put a plastic sword in the barrel's slots. If you get a slot that popped the pirate out, you lose the game, dattebayo. The unlucky slot are randomize so you don't know which one is which."

"Yeah, what he said…" The host muttered, "But our Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu is different because…" The intern wheeled in a giant barrel with pirate-wearing cooker inside.

"Arrg, sliver me timber…" Chef deadpanned, "You better pay me for that gig!"

"You will insert these swords in this barrel." Chris pulled out a huge sword, "If Chef popped out, you're out of the game…The one that don't pop the pirate out wins the first challenge."

"Yo, are these real swords!" The cooker shouted from his barrel, "You don't say anything about a damn real sword!"

"The players are…" The host ignored the raging cooker, "Cameron, Naruto, and Cody!"

"What about reward?" Jo asked.

"No reward this time." Chris grinned, "It's a warm-up challenge."

"YO, I'm gonna kill you when I get out of this damn thing!" Chef roared.

"Naruto, why don't you start us off?" The host said.

"Gomen, Chef…" Naruto inserted the sword into the top slot, nothing happen.

"Cameron, you're next then Cody and start over from Naruto." Chris chuckled.

"This sword is too heavy…" The bubble boy thrust it into the lower left slot.

"Careful, puny maggot…" The cooker growled with twitching eye.

"Um…" The geek walk around the barrel before select the top slot and Naruto take his turn by put his second sword in the lower slot. Cameron chose the right top slot and Chef releases a scream as he flew out of the barrel.

"Pop goes the Chef!" The host joked, "Team Chris is out…Chef, please go back in…"

"Not this time!" Chef grabbed the host and throws him into the barrel as the cooker turn to Naruto and Cody. "What are you waiting for?! You have a challenge to do!"

"Well, I'm not complaining, dattebayo." The redhead grinned with his geek friend.

"Um…" Chris chuckled nervously, "That's a good one…Can you let me out of here?" Naruto just thrust his sword into the top slot and Cody chose the lower right slot. It went on for a while and the boys almost fill the half of the barrel's slots. The redhead picks the last top slot and the geek rub his head as he stare at four remaining lower slots.

"I think I'll take this one…" Cody inserted his sword into the second slot and the host flew out with a bloodcurdling scream.

"Pop goes the Chris!" The cooker smirked evilly, "Crusher is the winner of this challenge!" The said team cheered.

* * *

Chris rubs his sore head, "Ok, your second challenge of the day is…Ow…" The host winced as he found the bruise under his hair, "Find the youkai paintings…"

"Youkai?" Shawn blinked, "What's that?"

"Japanese monsters." The host replied with a smirk, "There are three youkai paintings in this village. The teams have to find their own painting and bring it back here…The first team that brings their painting to me wins a reward for the final challenge." Chef pass out the picture of their painting, "Team Chris, you get the Gashadokuro. Nue for the team Amazon and team Crusher, you get…"

"Kitsune, seriously?" Naruto deadpanned, "You give it to us on purpose because of Uzumaki's folktale, dattebayo…"

"It's just a coincidence." Chris said with shifty eyes, "The challenge starts…Now!"

"Split up!" Courtney shouted as her team ran off in different directions and the other teams also split up to cover more ground.

* * *

**(Heather)**

The queen bee peek into the empty house and tried the door, opening it in process. Chris just told them that the village was abandoned for a long time so they can enter any buildings without worrying about break any laws. Heather checks each room and to her disappointment, there was no painting. "Ugh!" Heather stomped her foot, "Why do Chris want us to run around like a fucking headless chickens?! What's the point of that?!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I need a break from the teenagers…" Chris takes a sip from his drink, "That and it's fun to watch them running around looking for something."

* * *

**(Naruto)**

The redhead stare at the long steps to the shine and he heard a wheezing cough, his eyes glance at bald shortest elderly man as he attempt to climb up the stairs. _"Oji-san, do you need help?"_ Naruto asked in Japanese.

"_Hai, please…"_ The old man nodded as Naruto bend down to let the old man climb on his back, _"You're too kind."_ The redhead smiles at the old man, carrying him up the long stair to the shine.

* * *

**(Ella)**

An hour went by and no team has find their painting, the princess walk inside an old house as her eyes glance around for any sign of the painting. She steps into the kitchen and just randomly opens the drawer. "Oh…" Ella closed the drawer with widened eyes as she glance at the cameraman, "…I think I find it…" She opened the drawer again and pulls out the rolled scroll before she unrolls it. "I find it! I find it!" Ella hopped in joy with the kitsune painting, "I can't believe it! I better get back to Chris right away!" She runs out of the house.

* * *

**(Tyler)**

"Sweet!" The jock cheered to himself as soon as he finally find his team's painting, "I'm totally on a roll!" He ran out of the public bath house, he can't believe that his curiosity lead him to the painting.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"That is one long stair, dattebayo…" The redhead muttered, _"Are you alright back there, Oji-san? We're almost there, dattebayo."_

"_I'm fine, Naruto." _The old man grinned a toothless grin, _"You're kind like my fiery wife. In fact, you have same personality like her."_

"_Really?"_ Naruto chuckled, _"She must be very awesome."_

"_She was."_ The old man laughed, _"When we were so young, she really loves my pranks when I play it on these suckers that pinned for her!"_

"_Ha, I really like you, Oji-san!"_ The redhead laughed as he reached to the top of the stair, _"And here we are, dattebayo."_ He let the old man get down on his feet, _"Will you be fine on your own? I'm going to take a look around here."_

"_Hai."_ The old man nodded with a smile, _"Oh, Naruto…There's no painting here because no one, beside me, come up here at all."_

"_Oh, thank for telling me, take care!"_ Naruto turned around and take a few steps before he halted his steps. "Wait…" He just realized that he never told the old man his name or what he was looking for, _"Oji-san, how did you…"_ Naruto's eyes widened at the empty clearing.

"…"

"…"

"…GHOST!" The redhead ran down the stair with a bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

"Chris, I have the…." Courtney stopped as soon as she notice the other two teams, "…We're last? UGH!"

"That's right." Chris chuckled as the rest of Amazon showed up, "Ella got here first, meaning the team Crusher is the winner of the second challenge."

"What's wrong with him?" Dawn asked worriedly, staring at the shivering redhead as Chef patted his back.

"Beat me." The host shrugged, "Something about ghost and haunted shine."

* * *

**(Warehouse)**

Several hours and a lot of ramen, the travelers stare at the small stadium and the host turns to them with a wide grin. "The final challenge of the day is…" Chris threw his arms up, "Spinning Top Battle! The rule…Just knock your opponent's top out of the ring! Simple and sweet…Team Crusher, you win the last challenge so you get…" Chef held up an attack-based spinning top, "Attack Top! Team Chris and Amazon, you both get Stamina Top …Which is weak against the Attack Top."

"Oh come on!" Heather stomped her foot.

"Tough luck." The host chuckled, "The teams that outlast other two teams win the challenge and for the team that lose first…"

"The loser will send someone home." Gwen rolled her eyes, "It's another elimination challenge, right?"

"…Yes…" Chris grumbled under his breath.

* * *

"Get ready…" The host held his hand up as the team tensed up, "Set…SHOOT!" The Crusher's red top touch the ground first, followed Amazon's pink top and Team Chris' blue top. The pink top attack the blue top, knock it into the red top's path and the attack top clash into the blue top. A chip of blue top flew out of the stadium and Team Chris glance at each other nervously but their top won't give up without a fight.

The blue top spin around the red top before it smash into the red top, only to have it fling away into the pink top. The pink top's piece chip off but it fight back, send it back into the red top and everyone duck under the flying blue top.

"YES!" Jo smirked at the dejected Team Chris.

"Team Chris is out, only two top remaining!" Chris grinned, "Who will win the…" The red top smashed into the pink top with fury, send it fly out of the ring and hit the host in forehead.

"Crusher wins the challenge." Chef laughed at the downed groaning host, "Team Chris, you're gonna send one of your maggots out of the game."

"I'm kinda jealous of Amazon." Sky muttered, "Beside Sierra, they didn't get any elimination at all."

"Yeah, that's one lucky streak they have going on, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he turned his head to the princess, "But we won't win this challenge without you, Ella."

"Yes…" Ella blushed with a smile.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Travelers, I receive the result of the voting…" Chris pause to adjusting his ice pack, "Those who get the bag of peanuts are safe, one of you won't get one and will take the Drop of Shame…The lucky travelers are…Tyler, Alejandro, and Owen." The host glanced at Noah and Cameron, "The final bag goes to…"

"…" The bookworm stared at his host with poker face.

"…" The bubble boy gulped nervously.

"…Noah!"

"Sorry, Cam." Owen poked his fingers together.

"It really suck that you have to go." Tyler sighed.

"It's okay, guys." Cameron smiled, "I have a great time and make a lot of frie…"

"Get out of here already." The host shoves the bubble boy out, "I have a bad headache here."

"Bye, Cam!" The oaf hollered out of the door before he remembers his fear of flying, "Mommy!"

"Shut up!" The host knocked the screaming oaf out with the frying pan.

"Wonderful, more work for us…" Noah deadpanned, his team have to carry the oaf back to the Economy class.

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

"Girl power!" Chris grinned, "Amazon's sure strong and they never lost any of their own members, not counting Sierra's arrest! The Team Chris and Crushers better do something or they will be wipe out like the Victory. Will they break Amazon's lucky streak? What kind of challenge will they face next? Will the next destination be more dramatic than before? Who will take the Drop of Shame? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**WORLD TOUR!"**

"And…" The host flipped the cameras off, "Cut. What do you think of it?"

"So-so, but not bad." Chef shrugged and the host rolled his eyes before they hear a knock at the door.

"Um…" Naruto peeked in, "Did you finish your closing scene?"

"Yes, come on in." Chris waved as the redhead walked in with Gwen and Heather, "Um…Why are they here?"

"Don't ask me." Heather muttered with crossed arms as she sat down on the confessional's chair, "Idiot asked me to come with them."

"Are you sure about that?" Gwen whispered to Naruto nervously.

"I'm sure, dattebayo…" The redhead whispered back with a gentle smile, "Remember what I told you early." The goth girl nodded, he just told her that he will be there for their baby, no matter what they will say or do. "Uncle Chef, can you put it on the autopilot?"

"Why?" The cooker raised his eyebrow.

"Please do it…" The goth girl rubbed her arm and Chef just shrugged his shoulder, lit the autopilot on. Everyone blinked when the balloon-Chef blow up and take the handle.

"…Um…" The queen bee blinked, "Is that a blow-up doll? Why is it flying the airplane?!

"Relax, he's a professional." Chef rolled his eyes.

"Ok, why are you guys here?" Chris asked again.

"Um…" Naruto rubbed his head, "I don't know how to say it…Um…Remember when we left Vietnam and I was really down at this time, dattebayo. I went to my hiding place and Gwen follow me to help me out…Um…Our hormone got better of us and one thing lead to another thing…Um…"

"…Awww, no!" Chef's eyes slowly widened, he was sure that they don't come here to confess about their little escapade. "Please don't tell me…"

"I got Gwen pregnant, dattebayo." The redhead muttered, "And we're gonna keep it…" Suddenly, the balloon-Chef turn its' head at them with surprised expression but no one notice it.

"…" Slowly, the cooker turns his head to his boss. Chris was staring at them in daze with limping arms and opening mouth. "…" Next, he glanced at the frozen queen bee before he slowly stand up and walk up to the redhead. "…I'M NOT READY FOR THAT!" Chef shook the redhead around, "I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SHIT!" He suddenly turns around to the goth girl, "YOU CORRUPTED MY BRAT'S INNOCENCE!" He sobbed into his head, "OH, WHY ME! WHERE DID I GO WRONG HERE?! MY BRAT!"

'A mother hen…' Everyone thought at same time, despite the fact that Naruto just drop the bomb on them.

"…Idiot, come with me…" Heather suddenly pulled her childhood friend out of the room, leaving the nervous goth girl behind with the two shocked adult.

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"Tell me something…" The queen bee slammed him against the wall with angry expression, "You two are not in relationship because of the baby, right?" She don't care if Naruto lost his virginity because she had give up on it when he was in relationship with this clumsy bitch and she don't know if they already did the deed yet.

"No, not at all…" Naruto gulped nervously, "We already talk about it because I'm not really ready to move on yet, dattebayo…"

'Good…I still have a chance.' Heather growled angrily, "I'm really upset and so mad at you right now…You better make it up to me for doing that!" She was supposed to have his kid first, not this weird goth girl! Too bad, she can't hurt her…For now.

"Of course, I will do anything!" The redhead sweated under her deadly glare, that was the first time he seen her that mad.

"Anything?"

"Anything!" Naruto gulped again, "I promise!"

"Good…" The queen bee released him, "I'll hold you on this but I'm still pissed off at you."

"Why did you leave me in there with Chef and Chris…" Gwen walked up to them and glare at the queen bee.

"…I'm happy for you." The smiling queen bee pulled the confusing goth girl in a hug before Heather whispered in her ear with scary expression that Gwen ever seen in her life, "When his kid come out of you…I'm gonna choke you with its cord for take his first time, not twice but three time..." Heather released her with a gentle smile, "You should take it easy since you're pregnant now." The queen bee give Naruto one last glare before she walks away.

"See, she won't kill you, dattebayo." Naruto sighed.

"…But she just…" Gwen stared at him.

"Yeah, I heard that…" The redhead rubbed his head, "It's just her way of saying that she will give you a lot of hard time but she won't really kill you at all, dattebayo."

'…Are you sure?' The goth girl still stared at him.

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_Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Dawn, Gwen, Heather, Jo_

_Chris: Alejandro, Noah, Owen, Tyler_

_Crusher: Ella, Max, Naruto, Shawn, Sky_

_Eliminated: B, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, DJ, Ezekiel, Harold, Izzy, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Rodney_

_Arrested: Sierra_

_Quit: Duncan_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

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**And this ends our eighteenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Beside the Aftermath, it's a chapter filled with original challenges. Love it? Hate it?**

**Now Sierra is out of the game and gone! I can say that she will be mention few times and make a couple of cameo but that will be the only time you will see her again. Did anyone like the fight scene? I know I'm not good at it so I'm just curious about it. I also want to say that some of you really jump the gun there, lol.**

**Misa: She's not gone yet, she will make one more appearance.**

**I wonder if anyone notices a few special appearance/cameo? Love it? Hate it?**

**Naruto and Gwen: They decide to keep the baby but they won't get in relationship because Naruto is not ready to move on yet. Like the lavatory scene? Hate it?**

**Did anyone like how some of people react to Naruto and Gwen's baby? What will happen in next chapter? What kind of thing does Heather want from Naruto? Who know…**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	19. World Tour: Chef's Spotlight Time

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**There are a lot of questions…If I skip yours, that mean I can't answer it because that would be spoilers.**

**Most common questions I got is that why Bridgette don't show up in Aftermath show last chapter. It's because she is still upset with her breakup and don't want to see anyone for a while.**

**KunnegAndris: No, she won't become psycho fangirl.**

**Coldblue: 1) Well, I'm planning to try each of them out to see where I can stand on. The next one is more likely to be another crossover. 3) Maybe I will explain it in the future or not, who know?**

**White Fox: Their conversations won't be revealed to the world because they turn the camera off in the lavatory. It's a off-camera scene.**

**Behemoth: I just saw that just at the last minute. I may do it or not.**

**Kajiu: 1) Yes, there was some cameras in the cargo hold. Chris said that he just turned the tapes in for evidence. 9) There will be flashbacks but you have to wait for it. 11) She will. You have a lot of questions that I can't answer because that would be spoilers, lol.**

**Jack: He's a little different in this universe because of Naruto.**

**There's a special announcement at the end of this chapter.**

**Anyway, it's time for the nineteenth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 19: World Tour: Chef's Spotlight Time**

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**(Cockpit)**

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, there was an incident that got all over the news." Chef said as Chris stared off into the space with gaping expression, "The stalking maggot got arrested and she will never get out of the slammer for a long time. With her out of the way, we resumed our show within a week and we find out that Amazon have a lucky streak where they don't lose any member while Team Chris and Crushers are cutting down in number. Will Amazon see the elimination? Will Team Chris and Crusher be lucky to keep the rest of their members or not? Who will get kick out of my plane? Find out tonight on Total Drama World Tour!"

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**(Economy Class)**

The travelers raise their eyebrows at the Crusher as they enter the Economy class and take their seats. "Why are you all here?" Jo asked with narrowed eyes.

"Chef said that he and Chris need First-Class today for a secret meeting." Sky shrugged her shoulders.

"That's kinda fishy…" Courtney crossed her arms, "Do you think they are up to something?"

"They are always up to something." Noah deadpanned.

"Hey, Naru!" Owen grinned as the redhead turned his head to see him with bowl of peppers and milk, "Check it out! I'll shoot a pepper out whichever nostril you pick…I mean, choose!"

"Hmm, the right one." Naruto chuckled.

"One nose shake come up!" The oaf glanced at his milk carton, "Aw, but I'm out of milk!" The oaf pouted, he wants to show his new talent off.

"Maybe another time, dattebayo." The redhead grinned.

"Excuse me, gentlemen." Alejandro walked toward the First-Class, "I have to be anywhere but here."

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**(Confessional)**

"A nose shake?!" The Latino villain facepalmed, "How many more episodes are there?"

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**(First-Class)**

Alejandro was about to enter the First-Class until he hear the cooker's voice and peek through the door. "You hear me?" Chef glared at the mysterious person, "You have to take them all out like a real predator! I don't care how you take them out as long as they are out!" The Latino teenager releases a gasp, "What was that?" The figure turned around and spotted the teenager before Alejandro give out a bloodcurdling scream.

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**(Economy Class)**

"Attention, maggots!" Chef's voice rang out of the PA, "I've been denied permission to land, so…GO JUMP OFF MY PLANE NOW!"

"You can't do that…" Max growled.

"Don't make me come in here and chuck your asses out without parachutes!" The cooker's threat caused the travelers to ran toward the galley and Noah notice that there was one less parachute, glance at the smiling oaf.

"…Life, why do you hate me so?" The bookworm sighed.

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**(London)**

"Oooh, London!" Ella gushed as some travelers landed on the bridge, "Do you think we will be allowed to go in one of the royal palaces?"

"It's possible." Dawn said.

"Extreme!" Tyler parachuted his way down before he ends up hanging on the top of the bridge and the screaming oaf and bookworm clash into the double-decker bus.

"Well, that wasn't so bad, was it, Noah?" Owen grinned and the said boy groaned weakly under the oaf's weight.

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**(Bus)**

The travelers took their seat in the bus and some of them raised their eyebrows when Chef entered the bus without his boss as the queen bee noticed something else. "Wait, where's Alejandro?" Heather asked.

"The better question is…" Shawn glanced around, "Where's Chris?"

"You will know about him soon." Chef grunted, "But Chris is in a…meeting, yeah, a meeting. So I'm gonna be your host for a while…Get a problem with it?" He punched his hand with deadly glare.

"No, sir…" Everyone gulped.

"Good." The cooker drove the bus away from the bridge as he pulled cue cards out, "London, home to loads of wicked stuff…Big Ben, the…What the hell is London eyes?" He shuffled through them as the bus swerving around with the screaming travelers, "Forget these stuffs…In this place, Scotland Yard are famous for its' biggest crime-busting outfit…But there's one unsolved case that they can't even break…Jack the Ripper!" Everyone gasped, "The slimy serial killer who terrorized Victorian London. Today, you'll be tracking that motherfucker down…But be careful, Jack's also hunting you. That's why Team Chris is missing one maggot."

"What?" Owen gasped, "The Ripper got Al?! Not Al!"

"Shut up back there!" Chef barked as the oaf whined to himself, "Your next stop will be the Tower of London."

"Gwen, can I ask you something?" Naruto leaned over the goth girl's chair, "I read The Raven story another day and I wonder if you know the meaning of Nevermore?"

"Yes, I do." Gwen nodded, "Nevermore means never again…"

"Why were you thinking about a story when we are having a challenge?" Courtney glared at the redhead, "If that is your way of throwing us off the game then you better…"

"I know tons about the Ripper." The goth girl interrupted the CIT, attempting to distracting her teammate. "I did a speech on him in grade six."

"Wow, that's unexpectedly useful of you." The CIT smiled, it seems that the goth girl's distraction was successful.

"The librarian said my fascination was morbid and occasionally offensive." Gwen smirked evilly.

"Get this." Courtney crossed her arms with a smug smirk, "My grade six speech…The Tower of London."

"I hope Jack the Ripper don't kill us…" Ella gulped nervously, she don't handle scary things very well.

"Don't worry." Sky patted the princess's shoulder, "It's a challenge so no one will die."

"Plus the Ripper case was from late 1800's so the real killer is long dead, dattebayo." The redhead smiled, "You have nothing to worry about."

"Only one thing that I'm worrying about is…" Max rubbed his chin, "If Chris is in a meeting, that means he must be up to something." Usually, if someone said that their host was in a meeting, it always ends up bad for the travelers.

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**(Chris)**

The gaping host stares at the bobbing Balloon-Chef with widened eyes, unmoving.

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**(Tower of London)**

"Your challenge is to follow a series of clues though the tower complex all the way to the Ripper's secret lair." Chef gestured at the building as he glanced at his cue cards before he pulls the bags out, "Bag the criminal mastermind before he gets you, and you win. Your first clue will be found during the changing of guard…Oh…Change as in change the clothes of these guards…" The travelers glanced at the three identical guards.

"You gotta kidding me." Jo scowled.

"Nope." The cooker grunted, "Your clue is hidden in the uniform, so you have to strip them down to their underwear…"

"That sound like a bad start to a porn…" Noah muttered to himself.

"Shut it…" Chef grunted, "Just find the damn clue now."

"Whoa, strip a dude?!" Tyler waved his hand around, "I'm out!"

"Up to you." The cooker shrugged, "Your challenge start now!"

"Can we get them to strip themselves down?" Shawn asked.

"That would be impossible." Ella replied, "I heard that the guards won't move at all so…" Everyone glanced at each other nervously.

"There's no way I will strip this guy." Courtney fidgeted with her hands, "Duncan will freak."

"I'm not doing it…" Heather shivered.

"Cody, you do it." The jockette glared at the geek.

"ME?!" Cody gasped in horror.

"I'll do it, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head and his own team gives out a relieved sighs.

"…We have to force someone to strip this guy down." The bookworm muttered to his team before the oaf and he point at the jock, "And, Tyler, dude, that's you."

"…Crap…" The jock paled.

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After a while, Naruto take the shirt off and a piece of paper falls out. "What does it say?" Sky asked as Cody removed his guard's left shoe with a gag, he was so happy when he finally found his team's clue.

"Pull taut atop a southern spire, dattebayo." Naruto read it out loud for his team.

"It's same…" Courtney stared at her clue for a second before she release a gasp, "Quick, follow me!" The Amazon ran off, followed by the Crusher after Max ordered his team to follow them.

"I'm curious about something…" The zombie nut looked over his shoulder, "Why is Tyler taking the guard's clothes off with his teeth?"

"Who know?" The Cree girl shrugged.

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**(Torture Room)**

"Oh, my gosh!" The CIT gasped at the sight of torture equipments, "This is the very room that Anne Boleyn lived in before Henry VIII beheaded her!"

"What is with the creepy desk?" Heather raised her eyebrows at the odd table.

"It's a medieval torture rack." The Amazon turned to the cooker in executor costume as the Crusher finally show up, "Clue's inside. Tie someone on and stretch."

"There's only one rack here…" Sky glanced at the rack nervously.

"Since Amazon gets here first, they will do it first." Chef smirked evilly.

"I volunteer Heather." Gwen smirked at the scowling queen bee with crossed arms.

"I second that motion." Courtney smirked.

"Hey!" The queen bee scowled and she give out a deadly growl when most of her teammates add their vote.

Naruto glance around before he notice something, "Hey, where's Ella and Max?"

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**(Ella)**

"Are you sure that you're okay?" The princess asked worriedly.

"Y-Y-Yes, I am…" Max crawled up the stair with heavy pants as the princess followed him up, "When I take over…the world…I will take down all these…long stairs…"

"Just hold on, we're almost…" Ella attempted to say something before Jack the Ripper appears in front of them and they scream out as the Ripper lunge.

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**(Torture Room)**

"You did that on purpose, you bitch!" Heather screamed out as Jo turned the wheel with a cruel smirk.

"Poor Heat-chan…" The redhead winced, "I wish I can do something about that, dattebayo."

"Every cloud has a silver lining." The CIT giggled with the goth girl.

"They seems like they are getting along with each other." Cody whispered to the petite girl.

"Indeed, they do." Dawn nodded.

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**(Confessional)**

"I know…" Gwen rubbed her arm, "Courtney! I never thought I'd even be able to tolerate her, but she's dealable. We even have stuff in common, which is, like, the weirdest thing ever." She stared into the camera nervously, "If I tip over the edge and start making a Courtney-type lists, rack me!"

_***Static***_

"I know…" Courtney threw her hands up, "Gwen! She's not completely a social freak after all. Sometimes she's even a good person to have on your team, despite her random mood swing…Sometime." She tapped her cheek, "You know, I wouldn't mind going against her in the final two. Obviously, I'd still win. She's incapable of making a list!"

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"Finally!" The queen bee growled as their next clue slid out of the box, "Now get me out of this damn thing!" Gwen was about to read the next clue but…

"Wait until we get out of here." Jo jerked her head at the Crusher.

"Good point." The goth girl nodded, ignored the grumbling queen bee as she get out of the rack with Dawn's help.

"You are so gonna pay for it…" Heather glared at her team, stomped away with a huff.

"Well, it's your turn, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at the paled zombie nut.

"Um…" Shawn rubbed his head, "Can yo…"

"I just stripped an old man." The redhead deadpanned and the zombie nut slowly glances at the Cree girl.

"Don't even try…" Sky held two fingers up, "It's two against one."

"Ugh…" The zombie nut groaned as his teammate tied him to the rack and the Team Chris ran in.

"Oh no…" Noah deadpanned as he noticed the tied zombie nut on the rack, "Please don't tell me that we have to do it."

"Gomen, but you have to do it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"It's cool, dude." Tyler jabbed his thumb at himself, "I'm flexible to the extreme, bro…" The jock bends his legs backward right over his shoulders, "Sweaty Moksha Yoga!"

"…Guys, hurry up so we can tie him down before Alejandro shows up and makes me do it just because I'm shorter." The bookworm crossed his arms with a sneer.

"Why don't you like Al?" Owen whispered, "He's great."

"I don't trust the guy." Noah replied, "He's like an eel dipped in grease, swimming in motor oil."

"Dirty?" The oaf blinked.

"Slippery." The bookworm rolled his eyes, "Think about it…He's like Heather, only with social skills."

"When will it be over?!" Shawn groaned.

"It will be over soon…" The redhead turned the wheel one more time before their clue slid out and the aspiring Olympian grabs it.

"If your teammate can still use his or her feet, bring him or her down for something to eat." The Cree girl whispered to her teammates.

"Oh, I know!" Naruto snapped his fingers, "Follow me, dattebayo!"

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**(Courtyard)**

"There's some kind of jewelry case on the table." Courtney peeked through the window in the Banquet Hall, "I-I think we go in and get it." She turned her head to Amazon, "Can it be that easy? Wait, where's Cody?"

"He went to the restroom that we just past a while ago." Jo grunted, what they don't know is that the Ripper just ambushed the poor geek when he comes out of the restroom.

"You girls go in." Heather crossed her arms, "I'll guard the door."

"How is that fair?" The CIT placed her hands on hip.

"I'll show you fair!" The queen bee snarled, "Have you even seen the rack marks on my ankles?!" The three girls slowly back away but the petite girl stay.

"Can I stay here with you to keep you company?" Dawn asked.

"…Sure." Heather shrugged.

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**(Team Chris)**

"Hey, Noah, know what's hilarious?" The chuckling oaf ran through the hallway with the bookworm.

"We forget Tyler!" Noah skidded on his feet.

"How is that hilarious?" Owen chuckled, receiving a raised eyebrow from the bookworm before they jump at the jock's scream. "NO! TYLER!"

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**(Courtyard)**

"Ugh!" The queen bee groaned as she filed her nails, "What is taking them so long? And when will idiot show up with his team?!"

"Maybe they took another entrance?" The petite girl tilted her head, it turn out that the Crusher did take the second entrance. Heather was about to say something but a shadow loom over them and the girls glance up to see the Ripper before they scream out.

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(**Banquet Hall)**

"Come on, come on!" Courtney ransacked the case with Gwen, "Where's the clue?!"

"Back off!" Jo blocked the doorway as the Crusher attempted to get in the room, "Don't make me sock you!"

"Um…" The goth girl glanced at the growling guard dogs, "Maybe we should let Naruto in to distract them?"

"That would be good idea…" The CIT gulped.

"So can we come in?" Naruto asked with a light chuckle before he blinks at the jockette's hand on his collar.

"Hey, mutts, he wants to play with you!" The jockette tossed the screaming redhead at the dogs and the guard dogs piled on the redhead with happy pants as they lick the redhead's face.

"Ok, ok, settle down, boys and girls!" The laughing redhead attempted to get up but some dogs hopped on his chest, refuse to let him go without a belly scratch.

"Oh, I found the clue!" Gwen held up a piece of paper that she just found in the orb and her team just ran off.

"Man, they are always one step ahead of us today." Shawn sighed.

"Then we better step our game up." Sky replied as her team dig through the case for another clue and it wasn't long enough until she finds it. "The Ripper's most natural place has two levels inside its space." The aspiring Olympian read out loud, "Go use your sack to bring the guy back at the red starting line to the race."

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head confusingly, "Any idea?"

"It's double-decker bus!" The Crusher quickly turned around to see the remaining Team Chris members.

"…"

"…"

"…GO, OWEN, GO!" Noah ran away with the oaf, followed by the Crusher since they guess it must be the right answer.

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**(Whitechapel)**

Gwen, Jo and Courtney glance at the buildings before the goth girl speak up, "I guess we forget that most of Whitechapel would be closed."

"And that the only place open would be a grungy punk club." Courtney pointed at the said club.

"I guess my hunch is wrong…" Gwen started to cry to herself as her mood swing hit again, "I'm so sorry! We are so coming in last place!"

"There, there…" The CIT patted her back nervously.

"Wait…" Jo pointed at a familiar person as the person entered the building, "Is that…"

"Yes, it is!" Courtney shouted with widened eyes before they ran inside the building.

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**(Bus)**

Team Chris and Crusher stand in the empty bus and the zombie nut rub his neck as he glance around. "I think we're in wrong place." Shawn said and as soon as he finished his sentence, the Ripper dropped down from the ceiling.

"JACK THE RIPPER!" Owen screamed out before he grab his screaming teammate and run into the glass driver's booth, closing the door. "Whew, now he won't get us in here…" The oaf halted at the sound of farting and the bookworm banging on the glass with a muffled scream. The Ripper turn around to see a fist coming at him and that was last thing he saw.

"…"

"…"

"…Sorry, it was reflex." Sky giggled nervously with a blush and the boys just stare at her for a while before they tie the Ripper up in their own sack.

"Shall we let them out?" Naruto glanced at the still-screaming bookworm and the farting oaf, "…After we open the window, just in case, dattebayo."

"Good idea." The zombie nut nodded with a grimace.

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**(Jumbo Jet: Monitor Room)**

Chef stands with the captured travelers and they watches the teams walk into the room, one by one. "Sweet!" The oaf grinned, "Everyone's okay!"

"Yep, everyone's fine." Heather snorted with crossed arms, "You guys are so stupid to be worried…" Everyone stared at her with deadpan expressions.

"But it was reassuring to see some were concerned." Alejandro directed his deadly glare at the bookworm.

"You were watching everything?" Noah gulped nervously as the Latino villain nodded slowly, "Wow…That's awkward."

"Like an eel dipped in grease." The glaring Latino villain growled.

"So who's the Ripper?" The bookworm chuckled nervously.

"Dunno, let's find out…" The Cree girl removed the sack to reveal an old man in costume.

"Old man Jenkins?!" Everyone gasped.

"…Who's that?" Dawn tilted her head.

"No, it's…" The cooker tore the old man's face off, revealing it was a mask.

"ZOMBIE!" Shawn screamed at green-face boy and attempted to run away, only to hit by Chef's standing clothesline.

"Chill, Shawn, it's Ezekiel." Courtney stared at the groaning zombie nut.

"Yes…" Chef nodded, "I found him living in the cargo hold, home-schooling with the rats. Chris was gonna let him back on if he can capture everyone before one of you can…But he failed so…Hold on for a second…" The cooker dragged the crazed farmer boy toward the galley and everyone wait for a while until their temporary host come back, wiping his hands. "Where was I?" Chef glanced at the travelers.

"Um…" Ella glanced at the kicking sack that Amazon just brought in, "Who did they catch?"

"Well, Chef wanted a criminal, so, okay, we didn't catch the right one, but…" Gwen pulled the sack off to reveal…

"Duncan?!" Everyone gasped in shock.

"You bought me back here?!" Duncan stood up with a growl, "Ugh! I told you all, I'm not gonna sing! Where's the fucking exit again?!"

"Not so fast, rebel maggot." The cooker picked the punk up by his collar, "There's no more musicals…"

"Really?" The punk raised his eyebrow.

"Yes…" Chef grunted, "Plus, you can't leave the contest until you get eliminated so…You're still in the game."

"Um…" The goth girl raised her hand up, "But in Action season, you let DJ quit and…"

"…Actually, Chris added something in this contact on the first day of this season." The cooker held up a contact, "You are not allowed to quit the contest, no matter what the reason is. Chris just forgets about that so we have to look for him all over the world."

"Seriously?" Max deadpanned.

"Team Amazon wins today's challenge for bringing him back so they get the first-class." Chef announced as the said team cheered, "Team Crusher is safe because they capture Ezekiel." His eyes glance at the Team Chris, "But since Team Chris didn't capture anyone and has less players so…"

"Off to the galley, right?" Tyler gulped.

"Correct, fumbling maggot." The cooker smirked evilly, "Duncan has to take someone's place on this team." Team Chris glance at each other nervously.

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**(Economy Class)**

"I'm glad that he's back but poor Duncan." Naruto chuckled as the groaning punk listened to Courtney's lecture, "Well, if you guys excuse me, I gotta use the bathroom, dattebayo." The redhead walk toward the lavatory, his eyes met the goth girl's eyes and she give him a slight nod.

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**(Galley)**

"And with three votes against him…" Chef held up a piece of paper, "Noah! Get your ass off my plane! NOW!"

"Yeah, yeah." The bookworm sighed.

"Good-bye, buddy!" Owen wailed, "I'll win for you and Lind!"

"Whatever." Noah deadpanned, "Just beware of eels." He jump out of the airplane, never noticed that Ezekiel was on the landing gear.

"Hey, Chef, why didn't you give us any bag of peanuts?" Tyler asked.

"We're out of peanuts." The cooker grunted.

"So what do we get?" Alejandro asked.

"Not a fucking thing." Chef said bluntly.

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**(Lavatory)**

"I think it's pretty awesome that Duncan's back, dattebayo." Naruto spoke to the recording camera, "I just wonder how it will turn out with his return on this show, dattebayo." He turned the camera off.

"Is it off now?" Gwen asked as she peeked in to see the nodding redhead before she sat down next to him, "Okay…What do you want to talk about it?"

"Well, since we're gonna keep the baby." The redhead rubbed his head, "I figure we should come up with names so we don't have to keep call the baby it, dattebayo."

"Oh…" The goth girl nodded, "Yeah, we should…Did you come up with any names? I have some."

"Hai." Naruto grinned, "Let's start with you, dattebayo."

"If it's a girl…" They started to talk about the name, what they didn't know was that the door was broken and someone overheard them by accident.

'W-W-What…' Tyler dropped his jaw at the information and he back away before he bump into something. Slowly he turn his head to the widened-eyed punk, "…Did you…" The punk quickly covers the jock's mouth and dragged him away from the lavatory.

"We hear nothing!" Duncan hissed in Tyler's ear, "If you spill the beans, I'll kill you!"

"C-C-Crystal clear." The sweating jock gulped.

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**(Economy Class)**

The next day, the punk was catching up with everything that happened during his absence. "Damn, Whiskers, you really went though lot things." Duncan ran his hand across the Mohawk, "It's official…You're drama-magnet."

"Gomen." Naruto sighed, "Can't help it…I blame my tou-san, dattebayo."

"Oh, yeah…" The punk glanced around, "I didn't see Chris yesterday."

"Um…" The redhead chuckled nervously, "He's in a meeting, dattebayo."

"…Ah, I see." Duncan crossed his arms with a slightly nod.

"Naruto, I got the bandage." Sky sat down next to the redhead with bandage wraps, "Give me your hand."

"Thank, Sky." Naruto smiled and the punk raised his eyebrow at the Cree girl before he notice a faintly blush.

'Not another one.' The punk pinched his bridge of the nose.

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**(First-Class)**

"The challenges are getting too stupid and easy!" Jo complained as she crossed her arms, "When will we get to do something harder?!"

"Maybe sooner than we think." Cody shrugged.

"And you have to say it." Gwen groaned and the geek was about to ask her something but the PA cut him off.

"Guess what, maggots?" Chef chuckled evilly, "Since Chris is still in his meeting, we're gonna have a challenge that I just come up…And it's now!" Everyone screamed out as the airplane dove without any warning.

* * *

**(Scotland)**

"Welcome to Scotland!" The cooker smirked at the stumbling travelers, "The last several challenges were really bored in my taste and I think you all need a good workout!"

"Ugh…" Max groaned.

"What's up with the skirt?" Duncan pointed at the cooker's clothes.

"These ain't skirt, fool." Chef gestured at his kilt, "It's kilt."

"Still skirt to me." The punk taunted before the cooker growl in his face angrily, "…What kind of challenges are we doing today?"

"Three out of four challenges are taken from..." The cooker chuckled, "Highland Games."

"Is that where people throw logs and stones around?" Courtney raised her eyebrow.

"Yes." Chef nodded, "In each Highland challenges, your team will receive points based on your position…If your team come in first place, you will get three points. If you come in third place, you will just get one point. Your goal is to earn a lot of points because they will help you out in the final challenge."

"So it's possible that we can get nine points max?" Dawn asked and the cooker gives her a nod.

"Ok, first challenge…" The cooker gestured at the groaning intern with large stone, "Stone Put! It's like Shot Put but with the stone."

"Um…" Alejandro raised his hand, "In Stone Put, you don't use this large stone but with a small rock…"

"Too bad, pretty maggot!" Chef barked loudly as some travelers flinched, "Four players from each team will toss their rock as far as they can but only one with best distance will be the team's record. The team with best distance wins."

"I think I'll…" Ella lifts her index finger up.

"Not so fast, princess maggot, I decide who will sit out or not." The cooker smirked, "Gwen, Jo, Dawn, and Heather will be the players for Amazon. Ella, Max, Sky, and Shawn will be the player for Crusher…" He stared at the Team Chris.

"You don't have to say it." The Latino villain muttered with crossed arms.

"Curse you, Chef!" Max grumbled.

"Let's start with Crusher." Chef walked away with the travelers in tow.

* * *

"W-W-When do I start?" The princess struggled to hold her large stone up with her shoulder.

"Right…" The cooker paused for a while, "Now!" Ella starts to spinning around for a while before she throws the stone up, only to have it land a few feet away from her. Chef glances at the intern as he receives the result, "Three feet and one inch."

"It's okay, dattebayo." Naruto patted Ella's shoulder and she give him a smile.

"Shorty maggot, your turn." Chef grunted.

"Don't call me shorty…" The aspiring villain grumbled under his breath as he spins around before he tosses his stone and everyone glance up in the empty sky. There was a painful groan and everyone turn around to see Chef, clutching his head as the stone rolled away.

"…"

"…Why you little…" The cooker chased the screaming aspiring villain around with a deadly growl.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Duncan stares at the camera and he opens his mouth to say something, only to laugh with a tear in his eye.

* * *

Sky takes her turn and spin around until she tosses the stone. "Not bad." Chef nodded as soon as the stone landed, "Sixteen feet and eight inches. Jittery maggot, your turn!" Shawn threw his stone after spun around, "Fifteen feet. Now let's see if Team Chris and Amazon can beat Sky's record…Next is Team Chris. Fumbling maggot, you go first!"

"All right!" Tyler picked his stone up and spun around before he chucks it. The stone hit the cooker in stomach, "Um…" The jock chuckled sheepishly, "Sorry?" The cooker releases a growl, causing the jock to hide behind the oaf.

"Rebel maggot…" The cooker rubbed his stomach, "You're up…And if you think about throw it at me." He warned the punk with a sneer.

"Yeah, yeah…" Duncan rolled his eyes, he really wants to throw his stone at the cooker and see where it will hit him. After a quick spin, the punk's stone flew across the field before it makes a land.

"Seventeen feet and three inches!" Chef announced as the Crusher groaned, "Team Chris has taken the lead. Let's see if rebel maggot's team can beat his record."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"With Duncan back, it's gonna be tough now." Courtney blew her hair up, "It's not fair that he have to be on other team when he should be on my team because I find him in the last challenge and I really miss our makeout…Eh, I mean…"

* * *

"Sixteen feet and 10 inches." The cooker grunted as Alejandro snapped his fingers disappointingly, "And last…"

"Whoo-hoo!" Owen suddenly starts to spin around with the stone, "Here it come!" He threw it away and it land on the ground with a loud thump.

"…Eighteen feet and eleven inches." Chef shook his head, "And finally, Amazon…Spoiled maggot, your turn."

"Is it possible to swap with someone?" Heather narrowed her eyes.

"Nope." The cooker muttered as the grumbling queen bee pick her stone up and threw it with all of her strength. "Eleven feet and four inches. Goth maggot, you're up!"

"Ugh…" Gwen picked her stone up with a groan and spin around once, feeling queasy before she drop the stone to cover her mouth. Chef walks up to her and opens his mouth to say something, only to close it as soon as the goth girl throw up on his shoes.

"…You're disqualified, go clean yourself up." Chef's eye twitched, "Grumpy maggot, go."

"Let me show you wusses how to do it!" Jo grabbed the stone and spun around several times before she launches it up in the air.

"Wow, that's really high, dattebayo." Naruto whistled at the soaring stone before it land on the ground with loudest thump.

"And that's how you do it!" The jockette bragged smugly.

"Twenty-one feet and three inches!" The cooker announced, "Good news, creepy maggot, you won't have to do it…" He glanced around for the petite girl, "…Where's that creepy maggot?"

"I'm right here." Dawn raised her hand right behind the startled cooker.

"Fuck!" Chef panted with hand on his chest, "Amazon get three points, Team Chris, two points, and Crusher, one point. Now on the next challenge. Follow me."

* * *

"Are we gonna wrestle?" Shawn asked, glancing at the circle ring.

"No, you are gonna to partake in Maide Leisg, which is your second challenge." The cooker replied.

"Maide what?" Courtney crossed her arms with a sneer, "Did you just make it up?"

"Maide Leisg." Chef grunted at the fuming CIT, "It's a trail of strength, two opponents will sit down and pressing their sole of feet against each other." He pulled out a long stick, "They will hold that stick and pull against each other until one of them is lift off the ground."

"What will happen if one of us releases the stick?" Sky asked.

"I will get to it in a moment." The cooker replied, "In this challenge, we will have three matches…" His eyes glanced over the teams, "Naruto versus Duncan, Tyler versus Cody, and Shawn versus Jo."

"Why don't you pick me?" The CIT scowled, "I got to do something!"

"Oh, you will get your turn in the next challenge." Chef snickered evilly.

"…For some reason, I don't like it…" Courtney gulped.

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head as he holds his bandaged hand up, "You know that I still have…"

"Don't worry, brat." The cooker pulled a pair of boxing gloves out, "To prevent anyone from release the stick, your hands will be tied with these gloves and they will be glued to the stick."

"Does Maide Leisg really have this kind of rule?" Alejandro raised his eyebrow.

"Nope, I just made this rule up." Chef grunted, "Brat, rebel maggot, get ready." The cooker waited for a while as the said boys placed their gloves on before they grab the stick, "And…Start!" The boys quickly pull the stick with a series of grunts, leaning back as much as they can and the onlookers don't know how it will turn out. Naruto give out a loud grunt as he use all of his strength to pull back and before Duncan know it, he was up in air before the punk land on his back.

"Ugh!" The punk groaned, "What just happened?"

"Brat wins the match, that's what." The cooker stared at the two exhausted boys before he shifts his eyes on two certain travelers, "Next match, jittery maggot and grumpy maggot!"

"Why do you always call us that instead of our names?" Ella asked as the zombie nut and the jockette get ready, "It keep getting me confusing."

"Just because I just feel like it." Chef shrugged, "Ready…And…GO!"

"Is that zombie over there?" Jo stared at something behind the zombie nut's back.

"Wha…" Shawn glanced behind before the jockette lift him off the ground and the zombie nut winced as his back hit the ground.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I don't care if it was dirty trick." Jo crossed her arms, "I will do anything to win the game. I have a feeling that I should save some of my energy since it's Chef…I'm curious, what kind of meeting that keep Chris so busy? I didn't see him for a while."

* * *

**(Chris)**

Ezekiel wave his hand in front of the unmoving host's face, receiving no reaction from Chris and the rabid farmer boy just snatch some foods before he retreat to the cargo hold. Chris just stares at the wall with gaping expression.

* * *

The travelers watch the struggling jock and geek as they attempt to lift each other up and it went on for a while. "Hold on a bit longer." Dawn encouraged with blank expression, "It will be over soon."

"You can do it, Ty!" Owen cheered his teammate on.

"I really don't know which one to cheer on, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, it's always hard time for him to pick a side since they both are his friends.

"UGH!" Cody tugged the stick harder and he finally raised Tyler up, the jock clash into the geek with painful groan.

"Amazon now has six points." Chef picked the exhausted boys up by their collars, "Crusher and Team Chris both have three points."

"Okay, what's the challenge that I'm supposed to do?" Courtney placed her hands on hip with a glare and the cooker smirked cruelly.

* * *

"…Are you fucking crazy?!" The CIT screamed at the laughing cooker as she gestured at the massive log, "How the hell can I throw that log?!" Chef just revealed that their third challenge is the Caber Toss.

"Like I said, your third challenge is the Caber Toss and you will use these large logs." Chef pointed at three massive logs, "But since it's huge for one person…"

"No shit, Sherlock." Gwen deadpanned.

"Three players from each team will work together to toss their log farther as much as they can do." The cooker smirked, "Dawn, Gwen, Courtney…Owen, Alejandro, Duncan…Naruto, Max, Ella. We will start with Amazon."

"How did you manage to get this challenge approved?" Sky asked with a raised eyebrow.

"…Amazon, are you ready?" Chef ignored the aspiring Olympian.

"Y-Y-Yes…" Courtney struggled to balance the log upright with her teammates, "O-O-On three, we toss it!"

"O-O-Or we can just toss it now!" The goth girl shouted.

"I-I-I agreed." Dawn replied quickly before they toss it up with all of their strength and it land a few meters away with a heavy thump. "What's…" The petite girl panted, "The record?"

"No record." The cooker shrugged, "Only the goal in this challenge is to throw your log past the other team's log…Crusher, you're up!"

"A-A-Are you okay?" The Cree girl asked as she heard Naruto's painfully hissing when they hold up the log.

"H-H-Hai, I'm fine, dattebayo." The redhead winced and they throw their log away, it land a few meter right behind Amazon's log.

"Team Chris, you're next!" Chef hollered.

"Ready?" Duncan smirked with Alejandro.

"Ready!" Owen grinned before they heave the log all way up and it land a several yards past the Amazon's log, thank to the oaf's strength. "Whoo-hoo!" The oaf grabbed the two boys in bear hug, "We did it, Al, Duncan!"

"L-L-Let us go!" The punk squirmed in the oaf's arms.

"Here's the result…" Chef cleared his throat, "Amazon has eight points, Team Chris has six points, and Crusher has four points. Come with me for your next and final challenge."

* * *

"Your final challenge is…" The temporary host grinned evilly as he hold a sword up, "Medieval war! The teams will get their weapons and fortress…"

"Wait, weapons as in real weapons?!" Gwen paled with the redhead.

"I wish…" Chef glared at the goth girl, "But I have to make some changes with the challenge so it can get approved by the producer and there was another reason..."

"O-O-Oh, I see…" The goth girl giggled nervously.

"We're gonna use the rubber weapons." The cooker rolled his eyes, "You will fight your opponents and try to 'kill' them all or take over their fortresses by switch the flags. There's one thing that you all need to know…" He slashes his hand with the fake sword and everyone can see a colored mark, "These weapons will prevent anyone from cheating the 'death' so doesn't think about lying to me, maggots."

"Dammit." Heather grumbled under her breath.

"What will happen to other team if we take over their fortress?" Naruto asked curiously.

"If that happened, they will be forced to work with the victorious team against the last team." Chef replied, "Now for the points…Amazon, you get this fortress." He pointed at the stone fortress with manmade moat before he shifts his finger to the wooden fortress, "Team Chris, that's your fortress and Crusher…"

"We're doomed…" Max deadpanned with his team, staring at the rundown fortress.

"Now take your positions and wait for my order!" The cooker shouted, caused the travelers to run away from him.

* * *

**(Team Chris' Fortress)**

"Ok, here's our plan." Alejandro glanced at his team, "We have to take Crusher's fortress first before we take the Amazon out."

"Why can't we just take them out?" Tyler asked confusedly.

"Because we're outnumbered and we need extra helps." Duncan rolled his eyes as he turned to the oaf, "Owen, you hold the fort."

"Sure, buddy!" Owen held two swords up with a wide grin, "I shall not let anyone pass me!"

* * *

**(Amazon's Fortress)**

The team was waiting for the signal until they hear the voice of their cooker. "IT'S WAAAAAAAAAAR TIME!" Chef roared on top of the high hill.

"Go, go!" Courtney ran out of the fortress with several teammates, only Cody and Heather stay behind to defend their fortress.

* * *

**(Crusher's Fortress)**

Ella fidgeting with her fingers with a light blush, she was alone with her crush while the other three Crushers are out to take over other fortresses. "So…" The princess glanced at the redhead, "How's your hand now?"

"Little better now, dattebayo." Naruto smiled as he rubbed his bandaged hand, "I still get this stringy feeling time from time."

"Really? Let me help with it." Without thinking, Ella takes a hold of Naruto's injured hand and gives it a kiss. "Now the pain will go…" Slowly the princess' face turn red as she glanced at the blushing redhead, "O-O-Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't think when I…"

"I-I-It's okay." The redhead rubbed his head bashfully, "Um…I-I-I think it really help with the pain, dattebayo. Thank." He gave her a soft smile.

"Y-You're welcome." The princess smiled back with blush.

* * *

It wasn't long enough until a certain team invades the Crusher's fortress and the two Crusher glance at each other. "Well, well, only two of you and four of us." Jo smirked before her team charge toward the redhead and the princess, dividing them up in process.

"Why are you all gang up on me?!" Naruto gulped as Courtney attempted to take the princess out and the jockette just raised her eyebrow at him, it's oblivious that the redhead can't be taken out by one person. Gwen swing her sword at the redhead and he duck under it, quickly roll away as Dawn thrust her sword forward.

Ella wasn't doing well and attempts to dodge the CIT's swing but she receives a long pink line on her chest. "I'm gonna get the flag!" Courtney hollered at her team, running toward the flag post and the three girls block the redhead. Naruto swing his sword at them, take the petite girl out in process and Jo and Gwen dogpile on him.

* * *

**(Battlefield)**

"Oh man…" Tyler groaned at the red mark on his chest.

"The evil has prevailed!" Max laughed evilly before he join Shawn against Duncan.

"Crusher is now under Amazon's control!" Chef announced as soon as he saw the pink flag at the ruined fortress and the fighters widened their eyes.

"Duncan, we have to retreat now!" Alejandro shouted as he taking his eyes off the Cree girl and it cost him, due to the fact that Sky was in middle of swinging her sword before the cooker's announcement.

"Oh, shit!" Duncan quickly ran away to team up with his last teammate, he wasn't this stupid to take them on by himself before their backup show up.

* * *

**(Team Chris' Fortress)**

Thirty minutes went by since the punk reunited with the oaf and get ready for their soon-to-be invasion. "Who do you think will come here?" Owen gulped nervously.

"It's possible that everyone will come at us with everything they get." The punk muttered and he was right when the rest of Amazon and Crusher show up at Team Chris' entrance. "We're not going out without a fight!"

"That's the plan." Heather smirked, "Now!" Naruto, Sky, Shawn, and Jo attack the oaf while the rest attack the punk.

"Give me a break!" Owen attempted to block every swing from his opponents, "Please!" He managed to take Shawn and Jo out by pure luck but the Jockette has taken him out at same time.

"Oh come on!" Duncan panted as Sky and Naruto joined the Amazon, he only managed to take Cody. He takes a glance at them until he notice there was one missing person, "Wait, where's the midget?"

"Victory is mine!" The punk turned his head to see the laughing aspiring villain at the flag post, flying the Amazon's flag.

"…Fuck." The punk muttered.

"Amazon is the winner!" Chef announced from the hill, "They still keep the First-Class. Crusher, I'll see you at the galley!"

"…Wait, it's an elimination challenge?!" Sky shouted in shock.

"Oh yeah, I forget to mentioned it early!" The cooker laughed manically.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

Chef glance at the Crusher as he clear his throat, "When I call your names, that mean you are safe for now…Sky, Shawn, Max." He turned his head to Naruto and Ella, "And the last one is…"

"…" The redhead rubbed his head.

"…" The princess gulped nervously.

"…Naruto." The cooker tossed the parachute chute to the princess, "Singing maggot, it's your time to go."

"I'm gonna miss you, dattebayo." Naruto patted the princess' shoulder with a sigh.

"Me too…" Ella glanced at the redhead before she quickly give him a peck on cheek and ran up to the hatch with a lightly blush. "I-I'll see you later." She adds something in her head, 'My prince.'

"L-Later." The redhead rubbed his head with a blink, watching Ella jump out of the plane and he never notices a bit of envious glint in Sky's eyes.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

Several days went by, the Amazon was relaxing in their chairs while Courtney and Gwen was sharing the couch. "He looks so good." The CIT gushed to the goth girl over Duncan, "Doesn't he look good?"

"He looks great." Gwen smirked as the CIT beamed with a wide grin, "I'm so happy for you."

"Don't get me wrong." Courtney held her hands up, "He's not perfect…" She pulled a large paper out of her cleavage, "I made a little list of the things that needs to change. But once I change these 47 things about him, he will be prefect!"

"Yeah." The goth girl almost roll her eyes.

"Can you imagine if you, me, and Duncan end up in the final three?" The CIT smiled.

"Um…" Gwen smiled nervously, "That'd be crazy!"

"Just you, me, and my boyfriend." Courtney emphasized on 'boyfriend' with narrowed eyes, she was sure that the goth girl has a crush on the punk.

"Do you still think I have a crush on him?" The goth girl raised her eyebrow as the CIT nodded her head, "Nah, I didn't…There's someone else that I really like a lot, I mean a lot."

"Oh, who's he?" The CIT blinked, "Does he know?"

"Um…" Gwen rubbed her arms, "No, he don't…I'm not gonna tell you who it is because it's a secret."

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"And don't get me start on her list!" Duncan groaned as the redhead patted his back, "Go on and on about how I'm not prefect because of 47 'flaws' that I have!" The punk threw his hands up, "No one is prefect! Why can't she accept it?! I'm getting tired and sick of her trying to control my life!" He sighed into his hands, "I have no choice but to break up with her."

"Again?" Naruto blinked, he knows that they always break up then get back together after a while.

"No…" The punk sighed, "This time for good."

"O-O-Oh…" The redhead rubbed his head, "Are you sure about that? I mean you two went though a lot of things and I honestly think you two look great together, dattebayo."

"Yeah, we do…" Duncan chuckled lightly with a sad smile, "But I'm sure."

"I hope you two will part on good term, unlike…" Naruto trailed off and the punk punched his arm lightly.

"Me too, Whiskers, me too." The punk smirked.

"Something wrong, Tyler?" Alejandro glanced at the fidgeting jock, "If you tell me, maybe I can help."

Tyler glances at the punk and the redhead, "I heard something…"

"What are you talking about over there?" Duncan narrowed his eyes at the jock, "Are you talking about the sleep of dead. You know what I mean, Tyler? Dead." The Latino villain rubs his chin in deep thought and the redhead raised his eyebrow at them.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm bad with secrets." Tyler bites his nails nervously.

_***Static***_

"Duncan and Tyler." Alejandro smirked as he raised his index finger up, "I must figure out what's going on there and then use it."

_***Static***_

"I really don't get it, dattebayo." Naruto tilted his head with crossed arms, "Tyler and Duncan get along with each other so why is Tyler scared of Duncan now?"

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

The travelers stand around the table with Chef as he crossed his arms with a scowl, "Get ready for your challenge…We're gonna re-creating the original Olympics!"

"The Olympic?" Sky perked up excitingly.

"Yes." The cooker nodded as he pulled the sheet out, "We're heading to the birthplace of the Olympics right now in…" He paused at the line, "The fuck? Interns, come here now!" The two nervous interns walk up to him, "Who's the motherfucker that think Olympic come from Italy?" The interns glanced at each other, "…Maggots and brat, you better hang on something…Not you, intern!"

"KENNY!" The intern screamed out at Kenny as the plane lean to sideway and Kenny fall out with a scream.

"You…" Chef shoves the papers into the intern's hands, "Next time, get your damn facts straight or you will end up like Kenny, you hear me?" The intern nodded his head nervously as the cooker turn back to the travelers, "We're going to Greece."

"Get ready to lose again." Jo taunted.

"Child play." Alejandro smirked with his team, "There's no way us athletes will lose an Olympic challenge to a team with no men."

"What?!" Sky narrowed her eyes, only to smile when Naruto smack the Latino villain's head upright.

"Alejandro…" The redhead crossed his arms.

"…Sorry, ladies." Alejandro crossed his arms and he pout when the redhead ruffled his head up. "Stop that, aniki." Courtney smirks at them before she notice Gwen's lingering gaze on the redhead and she grab the goth girl's shoulder as everyone walk away.

"That guy that you like…" Courtney stared at the goth girl, "Is it Naruto?"

"Um…" Gwen fidgeted, "Don't say anything…"

"Relax." The CIT waved her off, "I won't tell him but you better wait a while until he's moved on."

"Y-Y-Yeah…" The goth girl gulped.

* * *

**(Greece)**

"Welcome to the acropolis in Athens, Greece, home to many of the very first Olympians competed naked…" Chef read his cue cards out loud, "Huh, more than you know."

"All right…" Owen was about to unbuckle his pant as the disgusted travelers step away from the oaf, "Time to drop the laundry."

"Strip and you will get no supper for weeks." The cooker said with twitching eyebrow, "That was just a fact, not an order!"

"…Ok." The oaf gulped.

"Ok, since Team Chris and Crusher are down by two and Amazon is all girl team…" Chef ignored the groaning geek, "To make everything fair…All the challenges will be one-on-one-on-one matches. Every victory gets you a gold medal. The team with the most gold wins First-Class tickets to our next destination. Second place wins nothing and third place wins a brutal elimination."

"And sliver medals, right?" Owen raised his hand, "Second place gets sliver?"

"There is only gold." The cooker grunted.

"But at the Olympics…" The oaf muttered, only to close his mouth when Chef slowly raises his frying pan up with angry expression. "…I'm shutting up now." The cooker slowly brings his pan back down.

"Is Chris still at his meeting?" Max asked.

"Yes." Chef said quickly.

* * *

**(Chris)**

"Fuck you, Chris!" Igor pecked the window outside but the host didn't show any reaction as he stares at the wall with gaping expression, "Chris! Fuck you! Bitch!"

* * *

**(Odeum of Pericles)**

"Our first historical event is a Grecian scavenger hunt." The cooker gestured at the entrance as he takes a glance at his card, "The inside of the Odeum of Pericles is filled with maze-like rows of huge columns. Players must search though this ancient forest of columns and return with the Grecian treasure that awaits you inside. First one to do so takes the gold…" He tossed some cards away, "Seriously, who the hell wrote these cards? It makes me look like a stupid guy! Who's up for it?" Courtney was about to volunteer but someone cut her off.

"Me." Gwen, Naruto, and Duncan said at same time, "What?"

"Maybe not me." Duncan held his hands up, he really feels awkward that he know their secret and he will be fine with just one of them but not with them at same time.

"If you want to go, I…" Gwen glanced at the punk with a raised eyebrow.

"What's the matter, Duncan?" Naruto asked, "You seem to be jum…"

"Gwen vs. Duncan vs. Naruto!" Chef said quickly.

"Wow!" Courtney grumbled, "That is so…fun." Her comment causes the Latino villain to rub his chin.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Now there's tension between Duncan and Gwen?" Alejandro frowned in deep thought, "Perhaps Tyler and Gwen are secretly dating and Duncan is…Uh…" He shook his head, "No, no, no. Patience."

* * *

"What's the big deal?" The punk glared at the cooker, "Just let someone else do this event."

"No." The cooker said firmly and the teenager knows that the cooker won't change his mind at all until it's Naruto before Chef tosses them the trash lids.

"Um…" The goth girl glanced at her lid, "Why do we need these?"

"These are your shields when you run into Erymanthian Boar, the guardian of the treasure…" Chef pointed at the bear with fake tusks as it run into the maze, "Good luck."

"I'm disappointing it's not the real one…" Dawn sighed and Heather just patted her head.

"Whatever." The cooker grunted as he walk to the group after send the three travelers away, "Maggots, follow me."

"We're not going to stay…" Courtney glanced at the punk's back, "And watch..."

"Ugh…" Heather groaned, "Can some of us stay behind and…"

"Shut up and follow me or else!" Chef growled with twitching eyebrow.

"Yes, sir, sir!" The queen bee and the CIT gulped together.

* * *

**(Wrestling Ring)**

"Pancration is an ancient Greek martial art with no rules." The temporary host gestured at the circle ring, "Last man standing wins the gold."

"As the strongest Amazon, I volunteer to fight for our team." Courtney smirked smugly.

"Pfft, you?" Jo scoffed as the CIT glared at her, "You won't last a minute in the ring." The jockette shove her away, "I'm stepping in."

"Hey!" The CIT shouted angrily and they start to argue with each other.

Chef roll his eyes at the girls, "I need someone from Team Chris and Crusher." Sky was about to volunteer but the aspiring villain cut her off.

"I demand you two to fight!" Max pointed at the zombie nut and the Cree girl.

"Um…" Shawn blinked with Sky, "Ok?"

"Come on, Al!" Owen pulled the Latino villain in headlock with a grin, "We can take them!"

"Wait!" Tyler raised his hand, "I was on the wrestling team in grade school."

"There was a wrestling team in grade school?" Heather raised her eyebrow.

"Then we should make an arrangement." Alejandro gave the jock a smirk, "I'll give you my spot if you swear you'll repay me the favor down the road." The jock gives him a thumb-up.

"We're gonna destroy you all!" The oaf roared at the teams, frothing in his mouth.

"Ok." The cooker grunted, "Get in this damn ring now!"

"My first Olympics!" Owen squealed happily, "This is so cool!" The jockette charged at the oaf with a battle cry, only to knock away by the oaf's large belly.

"Yeah, I hope Gwen is doing better than we are." Courtney gulped nervously before Shawn jump on her.

* * *

**(Odeum of Pericles)**

The bear slap Duncan silly and give him a backhand before the creature run away from the groaning punk. "What's his deal?" Duncan stood up with a wince.

"Maybe he doesn't like your mohawk." Gwen teased.

"Y-Yeah…" The punk rubbed his neck nervously as the goth girl raised her eyebrow at him, "I gotta find this bear."

* * *

**(Wrestling Ring)**

"Come on, minions!" Max shouted, "Take this foolish oaf down!"

"Quick!" Sky held Owen in headlock as the oaf attempted to take her off, "Get his legs!"

"Gotcha!" Shawn kicked the oaf's legs, causing the oaf to fall on his face.

"That's it, Courtney!" Heather cheered on her teammate as the CIT tried to attack the dodging jock and Jo scowled from the sideline, Owen's belly attack has knocked her out of the ring. She tried to go back in but Chef refuse to let her back in because she just got eliminated.

"Come on, Tyler." Alejandro hollered, "Just pin her already!"

"I didn't want to hurt a girl…" Tyler whimpered before the CIT punch him in face and she was about to pin the jock but the flying zombie nut and aspiring Olympian hit her in back, courtesy of Owen. The oaf walks up to the pile of groaning wrestlers and put his foot on top of the pile with a wide grin.

"That's a gold for Team Chris." Chef tossed the medal to the oaf and Owen cheered with his team.

* * *

**(Odeum of Pericles)**

"Can you give me the medal, Teddy?" Naruto asked the bear and the creature shake its' head before it run off, Chef told the bear that the creature can't give the medal away or else. "Aww, come back here, dattebayo!" The redhead chases the running bear.

* * *

"Here, boar, boar, boar." Gwen walked backward nervously until she bumps into the punk.

"Oh, hey, I just…" Duncan tried to get away but the goth girl hold his shoulder with narrowed eyes.

"What's the matter with you?" The goth girl said, "Since you come back, you have been acting weird and keep avoiding me almost every day…What is going on with you?"

"Um…" The punk sweated before he give out a sigh, "When I-I got back…Tyler and I overheard something that you were talking about with Whiskers." He glanced at her stomach and the goth girl notice it as her eyes widened.

"P-P-Please don't…" Gwen said nervously as she rubbed her arms and the punk stops her. At this time, Alejandro sneaks up to them behind one of the pillar to spy on them.

"Oh, it's just between us." Duncan patted her shoulder.

"Not exactly…" The goth girl sighed, "You said that Tyler know about it and what if…"

"Don't worry, I made sure that he won't spill it to everyone." The punk replied and the goth girl was about to say something before Naruto show up with gold medal in his hand, followed by the bear.

"Hey, guys, it's over." The grinning redhead chuckled as he jiggled his medal, "Let's go find everyone, dattebayo."

"Yes!" Duncan and Gwen said quickly to end their conversation and they walk off together.

"Interesting…" The Latino villain smirked evilly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Of course, Duncan and Gwen are seeing each other in secret and Tyler found out about it." Alejandro rubbed his hands, "Ooh, I can't wait for the conflict within Amazon."

* * *

**(Athens)**

"Welcome to the hurdles event, the ultimate test of speed and flexibility." Chef announced as the team stared at the hurdle course after they reunited with the three travelers, "Players must leap higher and higher over these hurdles while they race for the finish line. First one across wins the gold. This time, I'm gonna pick the racers…Alejandro, Heather, and Max."

"Blast!" The aspiring villain groaned.

"Sorry, but I'm fast and flexible." Heather smirked arrogantly.

"Oh, let me tie my hair up…" Alejandro split his legs and tie his hair with his own feet before he get up, smirking at the travelers' shocked expression.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"No man should be that flexible…" Gwen mumbled.

_***Static***_

"I thought idiot was the only one who can do it…" Heather muttered with widened eyes.

_***Static***_

"Sensei has trained me in yoga…" Alejandro smiled before he shivers in fear, "And it was really hell…One time, I was forced to split my legs on the chairs, over the needle bed while the lion was watching me and I have to dodge all the daggers from sensei."

* * *

Chef holds his gun up as the racers get ready, "On your mark…Get set…GO!" The cooker shot his gun up in air and the racers ran off as the falcon fall down on Chef's feet. "…Shit. PETA is gonna be all over me for this one."

"Max, you're supposed to jump over them!" Sky shouted from the sideline.

"That's impossible, you foolish girl!" Max run under the hurdles as the queen bee and the Latino villain jump over them, "I can't jump this freakin' high!"

"Don't worry." Alejandro turn around as he run backward, "You can borrow my medal if you ever need to look like a winner."

"Dude, turn around!" Tyler waved his arms around worriedly.

"Relax, my friends…" The Latino villain crashed into the hurdle and fall on top of the aspiring villain.

"Go, Heather, go." Dawn cheered on her friend with Amazon.

"Yes!" The queen bee runs across the finish line with a cheer.

"No!" Alejandro groaned.

"You cost me the game, I shall have your skull when I take over the world!" Max jabbed his index finger at the Latino villain's nose, earning a eyeroll from Alejandro.

"A gold for the Amazons." Chef held up the medal, "Now everyone is tied so we will have a tiebreaker to decide everything." The travelers blinked at the intern as he wheeled the wing suits up to them, "Those are the wings that I made out of wax and feathers. One member from each team must strap on the wings and take flight all the way up there." The cooker pointed upward and everyone can see two hanging gold medals. "Whoever snags the gold medals out of the sky wins the Olympics and first-class passage for their team."

"Sounds kind of dangerous…" The oaf gulped.

"Not at all, fat maggot." The cooker smirked evilly, "So who want to do it?"

"I'll do it." Sky held her hand up, she really want to get the gold medal.

"I'll do it, for the team." Cody volunteered.

"Sorry that you don't get any chance to do something." Heather whispered to the petite girl.

"It's okay, I don't mind it." Dawn nodded.

"I'll do it!" Tyler grinned, "To the extreme!"

"Go and strap them on now." Chef jabbed his thumb at the suits and the volunteers put them on as the oaf lean to the Latino villain.

"This is gonna be a close one." Owen said worriedly.

"Yes, too close…" Alejandro rubbed his chin with narrowed eyes before he smirk at a plan within his head, "So I'm gonna need a distraction to slow them down." The Latino villain walks toward the jock, "Time to pay back that favor. Please tell Courtney what you know about Gwen and Duncan."

"What?!" Courtney glared at the confusing goth girl.

"Don't you say it." Duncan threatened, realizing that Alejandro must misunderstand something.

"On your marks!" The cooker draws his flaming arrow back.

"Now!" The Latino villain glared at the sweating jock.

"…Oh no…" Gwen's eyes widened with Naruto, she told Naruto early that Tyler and Duncan found out about their secret.

"Don't say anything, dattebayo." Naruto gulped nervously.

"Tell us now!" Alejandro placed his hand on the jock's shoulder, giving Amazon a smirk.

Tyler tried to hold it back but he can't hold it in any longer, "…Gwen is pregnant and Naruto is the father! They're gonna keep the baby! Oh, Naruto really suck with names! Really, Boruto? That's weird name!" The jock sighed, "Oh, that's a load off!"

"He said he saw…" Alejandro smirked at the CIT before his face froze, "Wait, what?"

"…"

"…"

"Go!" Chef fired the arrow and blinked at everyone as the camera crew dropped their cameras in shock. "…Did I miss something here?"

"…" Almost everyone slowly turn to the soon-to-be parents with widened eyes.

"Um…" Naruto rubbed his head nervously as Gwen rubbed her arms, "Boruto means Bolt…"

"…That's great!" Owen grinned as he grabbed them in hug, "I didn't know that you are in relationship with each other but I know you two will be awesome parent!"

"B-B-B-baby…" The Latino villain stuttered, "G-Gwen…N-N-Naruto…Baby?" He just faint, falling backward and land on the fainted aspiring villain.

"They're not in relationship." Heather growled angrily as everyone blinked at her, "…What? I already know about it."

"S-S-She's right…" Gwen rubbed her arm as the oaf released them, "We're not…Um…It was a spur of moment and…Well, that happened…" She giggled nervously.

"…That explains the weird mood swing and flu…" Cody muttered to himself in shock.

"Ah, so that's why I don't detect any aura from her." Dawn said bluntly.

"…Wait, does Chris know?" Courtney asked, still struggling to get over the fact that Gwen is pregnant.

"Actually…" The cooker replied with a finger.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Cockpit)**

"How long has he been like that for?" Shawn asked, staring at the unmoving gaping host with the group.

"Hmm…" Chef tapped his chin, "About a couple weeks or so." Jo backslaps the host, "It doesn't work, I tried that one many times…" The jockette kept slapping the host over and over.

"So shall we go back to the challenge?" Naruto asked.

"Nah, I'm calling it off." The cooker said, "No one is going home and Amazon will still keep their first-class…I think everyone need some time off to recovering from the shock. Everyone fine with it?"

"Yes…" Everyone muttered, still in shock as Naruto and Gwen glanced at each other.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

It was nighttime, the redhead toyed with his gold medal in deep thought and someone sit down next to him, caused him to glance at the person. "Um…" Sky rubbed her arm, "Congrats with the baby…So, how did it happened?"

"Thank…" Naruto rubbed his head, "It kinda happened a week after my breakup and Gwen was comforting me then…"

"Emotions and hormone happened, right?" The aspiring Olympian nodded as the redhead nodded back with a raised eyebrow, "Been there but just with a kiss…" Sky sighed, "A biggest mistake of my life, he thought that our kiss means something but it really didn't."

"Oh, that sucks, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head as the Cree girl nodded again and they just sit there for a while before Naruto hold his gold medal out to the aspiring Olympian, earning a raised eyebrow from her. "Um…You did say that you want to get a gold medal and I don't have a reason to keep it so…"

"…Thank." Sky takes it out of his hand with a smile before she glance at him nervously, "So…Is Heather telling the truth?"

"About what?" Naruto blinked confusingly.

"Is that true you're not dating Gwen?" The Cree girl held her burp back.

"O-O-Oh, nah…" The redhead rubbed his nose, "I still don't move on yet, dattebayo."

"Oh, I see." Sky fidgeted with her fingers, hiding her small smile.

"Minion, why do I feel pain all over my body?" Max glanced at the zombie nut with a groan.

"Alejandro falls on you by accident." Shawn rubbed his head nervously, he was not sure what to feel about the shocking news.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm still in shock that Naruto is going to have a kid…" The aspiring Olympian rubbed her neck, "But…I don't know…I still like him. I don't care if he's going to be a father and I still have a chance as long as he's single…" Sky sighed into her hands, "I'm still having hard time accepting the fact he's going to have a kid."

* * *

"Ugh…" Alejandro woke up as he rubbing his head, "I have a weirdest dream that Gwen and Aniki is going to have a baby…"

"It's not a dream, Al." Owen gave him a widened grin, "Naru and Gwen are having a baby and it's gonna be one awesome kid…Al? Are you okay, Al? Al? Al?" The oaf poked the fainted Latino villain.

"Where is Tyler?" Duncan stomped past them with deadly growl, "I told him not to blab it to anyone!" He never noticed the sweating jock inside the compartment.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Why didn't you tell us?!" Courtney screamed at the goth girl, "We should have help you out during the challenges!"

"What can I say to you guys?" Gwen threw her hands up, "It's not like I can go tell everyone about my pregnancy…" The goth girl paused before she bury her face in hands with a groan, "I bet my family and friends know about the baby right now because they just watch the show." The CIT patted her on back.

"I really can't believe that at all…" Cody scratched his head before he glance at the petite girl, "Are you okay?"

"I don't understand?" Dawn tilted her head.

"Um…" The geek gulped, "You like Naruto, right? You would be little sad that Naruto is gonna be a father, right?"

The petite girl cups her chin, "I don't mind if he has a kid." Her comment caused the geek to blink rapidly, "I still love him no matter what."

"…Okay…" Cody rubbed his temple, sometime his redhead friend really give him a bad headache time from time.

"I'm kinda surprised that you took it well." Jo glanced at the queen bee, "Usually, you would just go and try to kill her."

"Oh, I already took it out on someone so I'm fine…" Heather replied with crossed arms, "For now."

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

Ezekiel holds his groin in fetus position, release a painful groan. Somehow the queen bee found out that he was in cargo hold and he let her beat him up as long as she will stay quiet about the stowaway.

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

It has been several days since the revelation of the baby and everyone slowly start to accept it. "You stupid jerkface!" Courtney cried on the floor, kicking the air as the travelers glanced at each other nervously. The punk just breaks up with the CIT and she doesn't take it well. Duncan sighed as he wiped the pasta off himself, maybe he should have wait after dinner.

"Look, I'm sorry…" The punk attempted to say something but his ex just gives him a swift kick in groin and the male travelers winced at the poor punk.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Here's the ice, dattebayo." Naruto handed the ice pack to his punk friend.

"Thank, Whiskers." Duncan muttered, "I totally know that was gonna happen."

"Yeah, breakup is not easy thing, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head as the punk agreed with him, "…Do you want me to stick around or…?"

"I think I need to be alone for a bit, thank for asking." The punk sighed and the redhead just pat his shoulder with a slightly nod before he return to his team.

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

"Attention, maggots…" Chef's voice echoed out of the PA as the turbulence occurred, "Please remain calm. Our autopilot is testing some equipment. Snacks in the common area if you want some last meal." What everyone didn't know is that the turbulence was actually caused by the UFO that tried to abduct them."

"You call these snacks?" Owen picked the bananas up, "We're gonna diiiiie!"

"Looking especially pasty this morning." The punk smirked at the goth girl.

"It's because I just throw up this morning!" Gwen glared at the punk as her random mood swing strike again and she kicks him in shin. "O-Oh, I'm sorry…It's the…"

"It's cool…" Duncan hopped on one foot with a wince.

"Ugh!" Courtney growled at the punk, she don't know what they were talking about but she think that he was hitting on the goth girl.

"Unbelievable!" Alejandro whispered in the CIT's ear as he noticed her glare toward the punk and he want to pull his plan off, it will be too easy to throw her off the game. "Forgive me. I'm simply offended on your behalf. Perhaps a little…payback is in order." He throws his arm around her shoulders, "How would Duncan like it if you flirted with someone?" She glanced at the boys, "…Don't think about flirting with Aniki."

"Don't worry." Courtney rolled her eyes, 'Who would I flirt with?' It's oblivious that she won't chose Owen and Cody since they both already have girlfriends.

"Must leave behind a beautiful corpse!" Tyler worked out and the CIT shook her head.

"What if I die and become into the patient zero of the zombie outbreak?!" Shawn rocked in fetus position.

'Hell no…' Courtney glanced at the Latino villain before she turn him down in her head and finally set her eyes on the final boy.

"Quit sobbing on me!" Max squirmed around in the sobbing oaf's arms, "Let me go!"

'…Beggars can't be choosers.' The CIT sighed, 'At least, he's kinda sane.'

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Duncan will lose it!" Courtney smirked cruelly, "It's basic breakup math…The more mad Duncan gets, the more jealous he looks. He will see his mistake and I won't take him back if he tried to! It's perfect!"

* * *

"Max is super-cute." The CIT whispered to the Latino villain loudly so everyone can hear her and they all raised their eyebrows at her.

"The fuck?" The aspiring villain muttered confusingly before everything went dark and there was a loud fart.

"The dark as my witness, that was not me." Owen's voice gulped before everyone scream out as the plane fall down and it almost crash but luckily, the UFO save them at last minute with the abduction beam. The oaf kept screaming until Alejandro snap his fingers and the punk blink at the calming oaf. "We landed already?" He gasped happily, "I'm so over my flying thing."

"Looks like I owe you five bucks." Duncan chortled.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"My uncle Julio is a hypnotist." Alejandro puffed his chest up proudly, "Manipulating runs in the family…And that wasn't the only post-hypnotic suggestion I gave Owen." He snickered evilly.

* * *

**(Area 52)**

"Maggots, welcome to the secret extraterrestrial place in the world…" Chef grinned, "Area 52."

"52?" Gwen said annoyingly, "Area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff is."

"The show's so broke, we have to fake an area now?" Duncan chuckled.

"Nah." The cooker shook his head as he pointed at the glowing lights behind a stone pillar, "This really is Area 52, and that's Area 51 right there. We're just inside the border…Except for rebel maggot."

"Huh?" The punk blinked before a red laser zoom on him, electrified him in process and it slowly lift him off the ground.

"I…" Naruto blinked, "I don't know that we have lasers now, dattebayo."

"It's still in development." Chef pulled a walkie-talkie out, "You may cut the power now, Colonel, thank again." The punk fall down with a painful grunt, "Chris was right. It's useful to have connections in many places."

"That's so funny." Courtney laughed as she placed her hands on the aspiring villain's head, "Don't you think so, cutie-pie?"

"…Are you on something or what?" Max asked, earning a giggle from the CIT.

"I think she finally snapped after the breakup." Jo raised her eyebrow.

"Oh, yeah." Sky nodded with worried expression, "I hope she won't do something that she may regret…"

"Is Chris still in shock?" Dawn asked.

"Yes." The cooker grunted.

* * *

**(Chris)**

The gaping host stares at the window, ignoring the grey aliens scanning everything in sight and one of them poke Chris' head before they all vanish in front of the host.

* * *

"Listen up, maggots!" Chef barked at the travelers as the map show up on the screen, "The 51 is most tightly protected military base in the world, which is why tonight's challenge is gonna be so much fun for me." The travelers glanced at each other nervously as the cooker laughed evilly, "Part one…Break into Area 51 without getting shot, gassed, plasma-rayed, or otherwise killed. The place is guarded by elite black-ops soldiers, so if anyone does get all exploded, their untimely demise will be blamed on a freak weather-balloon accident."

"Government always covers everything up." Shawn muttered to himself.

"Part two…" The temporary host cleared his throat, "Each team must find a genuine functioning alien artifact inside Area 51's infamous black box warehouse. The place is full of broken shits. You need to find something alien that still works…Be careful! The warehouse is loaded with booby traps. Part three…The winning team must bring their working artifact back to Area 52 intact. Last team back faces elimination." He paused, "And do not get caught over there. Rumor is that you will get memory wipe and get transferred to alien colony where you will either become a slave or food. You have until dawn."

"…What?" The jockette blinked, "Are you saying that aliens are real?!"

"Maybe it's staged…" Cody shrugged timidly.

"Oh, yeah…" Chef pulled the goth girl away from her team, "Since Amazon have more members than two teams…To make things fair, goth maggot will sit this one out because it's gonna be dangerous…" Courtney opened her mouth to say something, "If Amazon come in last place, the goth maggot will be eliminated instantly. Fine with you, girls?"

"I'm cool with it." Gwen rubbed her arm as Heather smirked, she better make sure that her team come in last place so she don't have to deal with the weird goth girl for a while.

"We're okay with it." Amazon said at same time.

"That's good thing, dattebayo." The redhead sighed, at least he don't have to worry about Gwen and their baby during the challenge.

"Now go!" The cooker shouted as the teams ran off before he turn back to the goth girl, "…Don't think that you will relax now because I'm gonna give you a long talk."

"Um…" Gwen gulped.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

The team stares at the fence in front of the clearing and they look around for the patrolling soldiers. "Ok, let's go!" Max was about to walk across the clearing with his team until the zombie nut block everyone.

"Wait!" Shawn shouted.

"What's the meaning of that?!" The aspiring villain glared and the zombie nut pick up a rock before he tosses it at the clearing. The rock skips across the clearing and the Crusher jumps at the explosive.

"Was that a…?" Sky muttered.

"Minefield?" Naruto finished her sentence, "Shawn, how did you know that?"

"It's too neat." The zombie nut gestured at the clearing, "I think it was odd so I figure out that there must be some kind of traps."

"Wow, that's a good guess, dattebayo." The redhead whistled.

"Let's collect some rocks." The Cree girl picked several rocks up, "These will help us get through the minefield." In other place, Amazon have same plan but they used the geek's candies instead of rocks.

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

"OWEN!" Tyler screamed as the large pipe suck the oaf in after they finally reach the fence and the jock charge toward the fence.

"W-W-Wait!" Duncan warned, "You don't have to…" The climbing jock cried out in pain as he try to get over the electric fence and the punk sighs with Alejandro, it turns out that the door was right next to Tyler but he didn't notice it. "Nicely done, Tyler." The punk shook his head at the downed jock.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Monitor Room)**

"Oh, that's so cool." Gwen glanced at the screen as the three teams wander around in the warehouse, "Shame that I'm missing out on everything."

"Sit your ass down, goth maggot." Chef growled as the goth girl quickly sit down before he slam his cleaver on the table, caused Gwen to scream in terror. "Listen here, Gwen…" The cooker glared at the cowering goth girl, "I see brat as my kid and I'm really pissed off that you just corrupted my brat's innocence…"

"Um…" The goth girl gulped, "You already did say that the…"

"Quiet!" The cooker roared, "I know you love him and I want to say something…" He start to sharpening his cleaver with scary expression, "If you plan to force him into a relationship, I'll kill you. If you hurt him, I'll kill you. If you take more of his innocence, I'll kill you. If you do anything bad to my brat, I'll fucking kill you! Are we clear?!"

"Y-Y-Yes, Chef…" Gwen sweated under the cooker's deadly glare.

"Good, then we have no problem here." Chef turned back to the monitor screens.

* * *

**(Area 51: Warehouse)**

"They stole Owen and brought him in here somewhere." Tyler stared at the towering crates after the three teams finally made it to the warehouse at same time and the travelers glanced at each other worriedly.

"I'm sure he's fine." Max muttered, "I bet if we finish the challenge, he'll show up."

"Oh, you're so totally right." Courtney runs her fingers through the aspiring villain's hair.

"…"

"…"

"...I'm flattered that you like me but you're not really my type because you're weird." The aspiring villain said bluntly as the CIT dropped her jaw at him, "If you excuse me, I have a challenge to win."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Weird?" Courtney said with widened eyes, "Me?! What the hell?! I'm not weird at all! Ooh, I'm gonna make him pay for that remark!"

_***Static***_

"Hmm, not what I expected it to happen but it just throws her off the game." Alejandro rubbed his chin, "The breakup really messed up with her head…I mean, Max?"

* * *

**(Heather)**

"Great!" The queen bee tossed the plate object over her shoulder, "More junk." She never noticed that it turn into a floating saucer before it take off, "Ugh! Can't these boxes have labels?" She glance at the odd relic that look a lot like stargate from the movie and she was about to touch it.

"I don't think we can all carry it." Dawn said, "Somehow I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Oh, really?" Heather pulled her hand back to cross her arms, "I guess you're rig…" The noise of crashes cut her off and they turn around to see Courtney right next to a large hole. "What the hell just happened?"

* * *

**(Naruto)**

The redhead dug through the crate before he pull out a small metal ball, "Hmm, nothing intact here, dattebayo." He tosses it back in and walk away to see if his teammates find anything. If Naruto look back, he would see the floating metal ball following him around out of sight.

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

The group ran past the large box before Tyler heard a scream within the box, "It's got to be Owen! Owen! We're here to save you, buddy!" The jock punched the large box as the Latino villain scowled, "Never…Leave…A…Man…Behind!"

"Tyler, there's no time!" Alejandro shouted, "We need to find an artifact! It's not like one's just gonna fall out of the sky…" The small box fall into his hands from the large box, "…I stand corrected."

"Does it work?" Duncan asked and the small box pulses several times before three floating aliens appear in front of them. "…Whoa…"

"Don't probe me, bro!" The jock shivered at the curious alien.

"I think they must be harmless…" The Latino villain shrugged but he was wrong when the aliens quickly hug their face and shock them in process.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"That really sucks." Sky sighed as her team reunited to walk around, "We can't even find one working thing!"

"True…" Shawn nodded, "Just bunch of fake alien stuff."

"We'll find one soon, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"_Do you need my assist?"_

"Yeah, that would be helpful…" The redhead blinked with his team as they turn around to see the floating metal ball, "Um…You're this ball…"

"_That's correct, I am the ball that you found."_ The floating ball gets closer to the redhead, _"You have freed me and I want to repay the debt."_ The Crusher glanced at each other.

"Will you stick with us for a bit because we are doing a challenge that we have to bring an alien thing back, dattebayo." Naruto muttered, still in shock.

"_I accept your request."_ The ball flew into the redhead's hand and it shut down.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Let's go back and find Chef." Max muttered and everyone nodded with widened eyes.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Monitor Room)**

Gwen and Chef stare at the screen and see that Owen was dressed like Joker. "…So you lied about the memory wipe and all these stuff?" The goth girl raised her eyebrow.

"Oh, yeah." The cooker snickered, "It was supposed to be a special makeup machine but it fail big time so we have to keep it secret." They turn back to watch the screen and they can see the dancing oaf wearing a underwear on his head, courtesy of Alejandro's hypnotic suggestion.

"…Running man song?" Gwen blinked confusingly.

* * *

**(Area 51: Warehouse)**

"Please tell me you found something…" Heather blinked at the jockette and the geek, "What happened to you?"

"I just kill an alien-Cody and he just blow up with all slimes…" Jo deadpanned, wiping the slime off her face.

"It's true…" Cody gulped.

"…So we have nothing?" The queen bee groaned.

"No, we do." Everyone turned to the petite girl as she carried a cube box, "Team Chris abandoned it for a living alien so I took it and it work."

"Great!" Courtney said as the Amazon run out of the warehouse, "Let's go!"

* * *

**(Area 52)**

"Smells like…" Owen muttered faintly as Team Chris carried him, "Burnt candy."

"Come on, guys!" Tyler ran toward the finishing line with box in his hands, "We didn't get this far in the competish 'cause we're wimps. It's 'cause we stay one step ahead of the…" The mine exploded under his feet, launching the jock up in air. Before they know it, Amazon just ran past Team Chris and Crusher also ran past them too.

"Was that Tyler?" Naruto asked before he run away from Team Chris.

* * *

Chef and Gwen glance up at the sky to see the screaming jock before he crash into the ground and the cooker walk up to the groaning jock as he snatch the box. "Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?" Tyler asked dazedly.

"A bunch of goops?" Chef raised his eyebrow, "That's not really alien thing."

"What?!" Alejandro snarled, finally show up after his team beat the other teams in race.

"The guys beat us?" Jo asked.

"No, they didn't!" Gwen hollered, "Hurry!" Her team ran up to them and Dawn handed the cube to the cooker as it give out a pulse.

"Well, that's intact." The cooker nodded at the humming cube, "Amazon wins! Team Chris, you better…"

"Are we in last place?" Shawn asked as his team show up, "Oh man…"

"You will be if you don't have an intact alien thing." Chef grunted, "Let me see if you have one or not…"

"_There's no necessity."_ The floating ball spoke as everyone blinked at the ball, _"I have fulfilled your request so…"_ It grows brightly, _"Farewell, Earthling! I'm coming home!"_ It vanished without a trace.

"…"

"…"

"…Crusher is safe for another day." The cooker shook his head, "Team Chris, it's elimination time!"

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Your team sucks today like always." Chef grunted as Team Chris glared at him, "One of you will get your ass kick off my plane."

"…" Duncan scowled.

"…" Owen attempted to remove his Joker makeup.

"…" Alejandro growled angrily.

"…Tyler, get your ass off my plane!" The cooker tossed the parachute to the jock.

"Oh man…" Tyler sighed, "At least I made it to this far. Guys, go…"

"I said to get your ass out of my plane!" Chef kicked the jock out, ignoring the shocking stares from the travelers.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

Several days later, Amazon was talking about their lucky streak. "Man, we're so lucky." Cody ate his fresh cookies, "Can you believe that we don't even have elimination at all!" He didn't count Sierra at all since she did get arrested.

"Yeah, but like all streak, it will end sooner than we think it would be." Gwen shrugged, ignoring the gasps of her teammates. Usually if someone said it then it will really happen and the goth girl just said it.

"If it end, weird goth girl will be first to go." Heather grumbled under her breath with crossed arms.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"Crushers, I believe that you and my team would form an alliance to go against Amazon." Alejandro announced to the Crusher team, "They are outnumbering us and we need to do something to cut them down to gain a fair advantage."

"Yeah, Al will help you guys out!" Owen grinned.

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head and he was about to say something but…

"We accept!" Max crossed his arms with his nose up in air, "But don't even think about backstabbing us or you will regret the day that you crossed me, the great…"

"Yeah, yeah, no backstabbing." Duncan rolled his eyes at the aspiring villain.

"Is it gonna be temporary?" The redhead asked, he never noticed a lightly nod from Sky.

"Yes, our alliance will end immediately after a couple of Amazon's elimination." The Latino villain replied with a hidden smirk, "We must rise from the ashes and ignite the fires of victory!"

"I'm all for starting fires." The punk joked and they start to discuss their plan to break Amazon's lucky streak.

* * *

**(Cafeteria)**

The travelers gather together in the cafeteria after heard their temporary host's announcement several hours ago. "Courtney, we need to talk." Alejandro said before the CIT shove him out of her way as she stomp toward the aspiring villain with a sneer and she jab her index finger in Max's face.

"You better take it back!" Courtney shouted at the midget, "I am not weird! I'm perfectly normal!"

"No, you're not normal." Max deadpanned, "You are the only person that have too many lists and your mood change at a drop of a pin. Not to mention, you're hitting on me out of blue right after your breakup."

"…Why you little…" The CIT held her clawing hands out with a lowly growl.

"…What just happened?" The Latino villain blinked dumbly.

"I guess our plan may have to change a bit." Duncan muttered with crossed arms.

"You're right…" Alejandro rubbed his neck, "I seriously think that your breakup hit her hardest."

"I know." The punk sighed, "I can understand that she is trying to make me jealous but…" He pointed at the screaming midget, "It's Max."

"True." The Latino villain nodded.

"Ok, listen up, maggots. We are gonna be in Australia for your challenge" Chef's voice echoed out of the PA, "Due to some problem with landing gear…Y'all have to jump, drop and roll! Do it now!" Some travelers glanced at each other unsurely, "If you're not doing it then..." The plane turned sideways and the screaming travelers fall out of the plane and land on the ground with some grunt and groans.

* * *

**(Australia)**

"…I'm not gonna say 'good day, mate'!" The cooker tossed his cue card away, "Welcome to Australia and today's challenge is the Marathon of Death. Part one is a Emu race all the way into the Blue Mountains, filled with venomous snakes and killer scorpions, and you might die from sun stroke. Did anyone write their will yet?" The travelers gulped at Chef's evil smirk, "Whoever reaches majestic hanging rock first will earn a distinct advantage in the second half of the challenge. Interns, bring the Emus in!"

"Where are the saddles?" Cody asked as soon as the interns bring the wild Emus to the temporary host.

"No saddles, that's part of your challenge." Chef replied, "Now go!" The interns released the emus as they run around and everyone gives a chase. Owen leap toward the creature with a battle cry, only to land on the ground and the emu sat on him with a fart. Shawn and Sky manage to catch their emus with some difficulty as Naruto help Max with emus with no problem since some of emus gather around the redhead.

"Ugh!" Heather growled as she held on the bucking emu, "Stop trashing around, you stupid bird!" Gwen attempted to catch one of the emus but they kept evading her and she was about to lose it.

"Gwen, I got her for you." The goth girl turn around to see the petite girl with two emus, "Climb on."

"Thank, Dawn, I owe you one." Gwen smiled and she glance around to see that almost everyone got their emus expect for one person.

"Quit it!" Duncan attempted to hold on the emu as it peck him before the creature run away from him, "Get your feathered ass back here!"

"Come on, Duncan!" Alejandro hollered on his emu, "Show the emu that you're the boss!" The punk jumps on the emu and stumble around as the geek's emu bump against his emu.

"Oops." Cody smirked.

"Oh, you did that on purpose!" The punk glared as he kick his emu to chasing the geek, "Come here!"

"No!" The geek screamed and his emu galloped away.

"…Wait…" Shawn blinked, "Chef, if you're here then who's flying the plane?"

"I have a guy." The cooker shrugged.

* * *

**(Chris)**

The balloon-Chef staring at the unmoving host as it piloting the plane around in a circle and there was a bump, cause the balloon to smack Chris in face.

* * *

"How dare he said that to me?!" Courtney grumbled angrily as the queen bee rolled her eyes, "It's not weird to make lists for everything and my mood does not change at random! He's the weird one, not me!"

"Ola, Courtney." The Latino villain pulled up to the CIT's side, "I heard something from Max."

"What?" The CIT blinked as Heather narrowed her eyes at the Latino villain, "What did he say this time?!"

"Well, he said that he suspect that you must be bipolar." Alejandro nodded as Courtney twitched, "Women with unstable mind…" Twitch, "A control freak…" Twitch, "And well, I'm not sure how to rephrase it but he think you are a crazy bi…" The CIT's shout cut him off.

"MAAAAX!" Courtney roared angrily, "I'M GONNA GET YOU!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Now what?" Max pinched the bridge of his nose.

_***Static***_

"Well, at least she's not mad at me anymore and it give me more time to move on…" Duncan sighed softly with crossed arms, "It's win-win, I guess."

_***Static***_

"He's totally trying to throw us off the game…" Heather tapped her chin with a scowl, "I better do something to stop it."

* * *

"Hey, pipsqueak!" Duncan roared as he charged toward the geek and he never noticed the kangaroo in front of the geek, "Here come the pain!"

"You don't know the half of it!" Cody ducked under the punk's fist and the kangaroo kick him away before the creature beat the punk up as the geek laugh at him.

* * *

"I'm surprised that you just kept rebuffing Courtney each time." Shawn glanced at the aspiring villain.

"Yeah, I thought you would be happy with it?" Sky raised her eyebrow.

"Meh!" Max shrugged, "She's not my type."

"Really?" Naruto blinked, "What's your type?"

"Someone that is not a control freak like her." The aspiring villain replied, "I need a perfect woman to rule the world with me."

"Well, that's a lot of people, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, it's hard to know what kind of type that Max like.

* * *

**(Hanging Rock)**

"Finally!" Chef grunted as Alejandro showed up, followed by the Amazon, minus Gwen, and a half of Crushers, Sky and Naruto. They raise their eyebrows when the kangaroo hop up to them and the creature toss the injured punk at them before it hop away.

"You get back here!" Duncan shouted, "One more round! I didn't hear no bell!"

"What happened to you?" Gwen asked as she showed up, followed by Shawn and Max.

"Nothing I will ever admit to." The punk muttered.

"He got his ass whooped by a kangaroo." The cooker chortled, "Anyway, Amazon takes the lead and Crusher come in second."

"Where is that butter donkey?" The Latino villain scowled.

* * *

**(Owen)**

The two emus struggled under the oaf's weight with heavy pants, "Come on, guys. You can do it! Live!"

* * *

**(Hanging Rock)**

"Looks like you have to wait for fat maggot." Chef smirked at the grumbling Team Chris as he holds the ropes, "Amazon and Crusher, get ready for your next challenge…You're gonna dive off the cliff and grab one of the sheep."

"Wait, what?" Jo blinked, "Sheep?"

"Yeah, they are in the pen down there." The cooker said as the travelers peeked over the cliff to see the sheep pen, "Some of them have team logos tattooed on their side, under the wools. First two teams to catch and shear their own sheep wins and the losers will see me in the galley for elimination. As the last team to show up, Team Chris gets a pair of nose trimmer scissors."

"…Shit." Alejandro muttered to himself.

"Crusher gets a pair of gardening shears." Chef tossed the shears at Crusher, "And as the first team to arrive, Amazon gets battery operated sheep shears."

"Yeah!" The Amazon cheered together.

"What?!" Max cried out angrily, never noticed the CIT's smug smirk.

"Do you see Owen yet?" Duncan asked.

"No." The Latino villain replied.

"Say, what will happen if we find another team's logo?" Sky asked.

"It'll be voided." The cooker shrugged his shoulders, "Amazon, you dive off first."

Courtney clicks the bungee rope on her ankle, "Here goes…" She jump off with a scream and tried to grab a sheep but she don't have enough time as the rope pull her back up to the cliff. Amazon gives out a wince when the CIT land on her butt with a painful grunt and she glare at the snickering cooker. "That is so wrong!"

"You can do it, Sky." Naruto waved at the Cree girl as she leap off the cliff and make an attempt to grab the sheep. Her attempt was successful, the rope brings her back up with the sheep and Crusher quickly starts shearing the sheep as Gwen take her turn. It wasn't long enough until the goth girl shout out in pain, it turn out that she just grab the cactus instead.

"Are you kidding me?" Gwen pulled some of pricks out.

"Wait, I thought there isn't any cactus in Australia?" Dawn pointed it out, watching Cody jump off the cliff.

"We have it imported." Chef chuckled.

"No logo." Max muttered as they finished with their first sheep and the zombie nut waited for the geek to come back with the sheep.

"The Code man delivers." Cody grinned.

"Chef, what would happen if I grab two sheep at same time?" Shawn asked, clicking the rope to his right leg.

"Just shearing them." The cooker rolled his eyes as the zombie nut jump off, "That's if you can get…" The zombie nut landed back on his feet with two sheep, "…Never mind."

"Quick!" Heather ran to the sheep with her team, "Start shearing!"

"Duncan, remember our plan?" Alejandro whispered to the punk.

"Got it." Duncan nodded as he walk to the aspiring villain, "Hey, Max. We're gonna do the M32 plan."

"Got it." Max smirked evilly before he clear his throat loudly to catch Amazon's attention, "Duncan, do you know what I think of Courtney?"

"What is it?" The punk asked, holding his smirk back.

"I think she is really ridiculous." The aspiring villain scoffed as the CIT gasped angrily, "She really have a lot of issues that she need help with like her bipolar disorder and her controlling nature but there is one thing that she really need help with…Her ugly personality and her bitch attitude."

"WHAT!" Courtney roared before she tackles the screaming midget and they roll around as Max attempt to get away from the angry CIT.

"Um…" Naruto stared at them worriedly as the Crusher shearing their first sheep, "Chef, should you stop them?"

"Nah." Chef shook his head as Amazon pull the fuming CIT away from the panting aspiring villain and the Latino villain glance behind to see the panting oaf on sweating emu.

"All right, Owen." Alejandro smirked.

"And we're back in the game." Duncan chuckled as the emus collapsed under Owen's weight, "We're taking the next turn!"

"Oh, no logo!" The queen bee groaned and turn around to see that the oaf just jump off with the rope before he come back with a creature.

"Hey, check it out!" Owen held the growling creature out, "I caught one that's already sheared!"

"Um…" The Latino villain raised his eyebrow, "How long until he realizes it's a dingo?"

"Three, two…" The punk smirked as dingo attack the screaming oaf and Heather quickly grabs the rope for her turn.

"No logo here." Sky sighed as they start on their second sheep, "I hope this one is the right one."

"Got one!" The queen bee held up the sheep, "Start shearing!"

"On it." Gwen sheared the sheep, "No logo."

"I'll be right back." Duncan jump off and return with the sheep, starting shearing the creature quickly as Jo leap off the cliff.

"WE HAVE THE LOGO!" Max cheered loudly as soon as Crusher find their team logo.

"What?!" Amazon cried out with a gasp.

"Say, can we borrow your gardening shears since you don't need it anymore?" Owen asked.

"Sure." Shawn handed the shears to Team Chris.

"You can't do that!" Courtney turned to the cooker, "Chef, tell them that it's not allowed!"

Chef taps his chin for a while, "Eh, I'll allow it. Gotta give them a chance."

"Ugh!" The CIT threw her hands up frustratingly and it wasn't long enough until they hear a shout.

"Victory at last!" Everyone turned around to Team Chris as Alejandro gestured at the sheep with Team Chris' logo, "Behold!"

"Crushers win the first-class and Team Chris is safe for another day!" The cooker announced.

"Well, I guess our streak finally ends." Dawn sighed and her grumbling team agreed with her.

"Now, before we leave here." Chef turned to the cliff as the sun started to set, "Let's watch this sunset, I heard it's beautiful here."

"Oh wow." Naruto stared at the sunset in awe as the pinkish cloud loom over the desert and the wind pick up, make his long red hair flowing up. It has been a long time since he watch the sunset and it feel like he will have a new beginning to his future like raising his child …It just hit him, he was still holding on his past because of all the pains he went though up to now and he have to let it go for his child. "Duncan, can I borrow your knife for a moment?"

"Huh?" Duncan raised his eyebrow at the redhead before he toss his pocket knife with a shrug, "Why do you need it for?"

"Just a little haircut, dattebayo." The redhead holds his long red hairs in ponytail and cut it off with the knife before he releases the hairs in air as the wind scatter them across the land. 'A new start…'

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Well, it's about time you show up in here." Chef glanced at the Amazon team as he checked the result of the voting, "Well, it looks like everyone voted for the same person and the person to go home is…" He paused for a bit, "Gwen!"

"Finally!" The goth girl stood up as she catch the parachute chute, "Now Naruto and I don't have to worry about anything for now." She already talked with the redhead about the fact that challenges was getting dangerous and she would vote herself to get out right away to protect their baby. "Good luck, guys." Gwen waved at the Amazon before she jumps out of the airplane.

"About time she's gone." Heather scowled with crossed arms, she was still pissed off at the goth girl.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Next time, just don't use the knife for your damn haircut!" Chef stomped away with bucket and scissors, "Now go sleep, it's too late now!"

"Gomen." Naruto chuckled as he looked at the mirror to see his short spiky hair, "It's not bad look, dattebayo." He leans back with a smile, closing his eyes.

* * *

_Everything was dark and he was all alone until he hears something behind him, caused him to glance behind to see Misa with empty eye sockets. "You are foolish…" Misa whispered softer, "You can't move on, I won't allow that…You're all alone in this world but if you accept my love, you will never be alone forever because I will always be there for you like we meant to be…"_

"…_Misa…" Naruto look into her empty eyes, "I'm not alone, dattebayo."_

"_Yes…" The Japanese girl smiled cruelly as she hold her arms out to hug him, "I'm here for…"_

_"Because I have Heat-chan, Uncle Chef, tou-san…" The redhead said, the said people appeared behind him._

"_W-W-What!?" Misa pulled her arms back, "No, you need me! You really need me! I'm all you have!"_

"_Gwen, Duncan, Owen, DJ, Leshawna, Alejandro, B, Dawn, Beth, Cody, Izzy, Justin…" Naruto spoke as he ignored the Japanese girl's pleading, "Jo, Sky, Shawn, Bridgette, Max, Katie, Sadie, Noah, Lindsay, Trent, Tyler, Courtney…"_

"_Shut up! Shut up!" Misa roared angrily, "You don't need them all!"_

"_Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Rodney, Lighting, Cameron, Ella…I need them because to me…" The redhead smiled as everyone appeared with him and he never notice the extra silhouettes. "They are my family!" The Japanese girl charge toward him with a roar and he can feel someone reach his hand, caused him to look down to see a silhouette of a toddler with red hair. "…And someone who will become important to me…My child." As soon as he finished his sentence, Misa release a bloodcurdling scream as she fall apart into pieces and disappear from his sight. Everything went white and the last thing he heard was…_

"_Dada."_

* * *

**(First-Class)**

Naruto open his fluttering eyes as the sunlight hit his face and he sit up, glance around to see that his teammates were already up. He turns back to the window with a soft smile.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

There was awkward atmosphere in the cabin because Amazon and Team Chris have been glaring at each other for a long time. "…Hurry up and get wipe out like this loser Victory team." Jo grumbled.

"Hell no, we're not going anywhere!" Duncan scowled, "The next team to wipe out will be you!"

"Yeah!" Owen cheered with a grin, "You will go down! Right, Al?"

"All I hear is nothing but a barking from a team of three." Courtney crossed her arms with a smirk.

"Our streak may end but we have a lot of advantages like two more than you do." Cody snickered at scowling Team Chris.

"Attention, maggots, we're gonna land in USA soon and it's gonna be wild!" The cooker's voice echoed out of the PA with an evil chuckle.

"Seem like Chef is getting better at it now." Dawn said.

* * *

**(USA, Utah: Ghost Town)**

"Welcome to Utah, USA!" Chef gestured at the ghost town, "Today our challenge's theme will be Wild West!"

"Seriously?" Heather scowled, "What's with Chris and his cowboy and pirates?"

"Actually, I like western movies." The cooker shrugged, "Chris approved it few days ago."

"He finally come around?" Sky asked.

"Nah." Chef smirked, "All I did was just stamped his thumb on the paper."

* * *

**(Chris)**

The host stared at the window with gaping expression and the rats were eating their cheese on top of his head as they watch the tumbleweeds rolling by.

* * *

"The first part of two challenges is…" The cooker pointed at the raging bull in small pen, "Bull Rodeo!"

"What?!" The travelers shouted out but their temporary host ignored them.

"The rules are so easy that you dumbasses can get it…" Chef said as he ignored some of glaring travelers, "One rider from each teams will have a go and whoever stay on the bull longest wins a reward for the next challenge. Don't bother to volunteer because I'm gonna pick. The riders are…Sky, Duncan, and Jo. Amazon will go first and Team Chris will go last."

"That's too easy." Jo scoffed as she climbed on the bull's back, "I'm ready."

"And…Time!" Chef clicked his stopwatch and the bull took off with the screaming jockette as she holds on for her life.

"Don't you dare let go!" Courtney shouted.

"Easy said…" The jockette screamed as the bull bucked again, "Than done!" It doesn't take long enough until the bull finally throws her off.

"8 minutes and 10 seconds!" The cooker smirked at the groaning jockette, "Crusher, you're next!" He waited for the Cree girl to get ready, "…Time!" Sky quickly holds on the bull's horns with a scream.

"Hold on a little longer, Sky!" Naruto hollered, "You can do it, dattebayo!"

"If you release the beast before you beat Amazon's record, you will be the first person to go when I take over the world!" Max shouted.

"Don't you say that to someone before?" Shawn asked.

"…You will be part of the first group to go!" The aspiring villain shouted again, it earned a lot of eyerolls.

"Whoa!" Sky cried out as the bull threw her off into the redhead's arms.

"Are you okay?" The redhead asked and the blushing aspiring Olympian nod her head, they never notice the sneering queen bee.

"10 minutes and 23 seconds!" Chef said, "Crusher just take the lead…Team Chris, it's your time!"

"You can do it, buddy!" Owen grinned at the scowling punk as he climbs on the creature's back.

"Yeah, yeah, whatev…"

"TIME!" The cooker shouted and Duncan screamed out as the bull bucking around, shaking the punk like a ragdoll for a while.

"I bet Duncan can beat the…" The oaf attempted to say something before the screaming punk flew over his head, "Never mind…"

"9 minutes and 21 seconds." Chef grunted, "Crusher wins the challenge, now onward to the next challenge…" He pulled out revolvers, "Gunfight!"

"Wait, with these real guns?" Cody paled with the travelers.

"Relax, you sissy!" The cooker grunted, "They are just paintball guns, modeled to look like real deal. Ok, here's the rules…Shoot all of your opponents, last one standing wins the challenge. The first team out will face elimination."

"What about the reward?" Max crossed his arms.

"All of the Crusher get extra guns, meaning two guns for each." Chef smirked as the said team cheered, "Ok, three of you will split up and wait for my command."

"Psst…" Alejandro whispered to Crusher, "Our alliance will end after this challenge if we take Amazon out today."

"Got it." The aspiring villain nodded with his team.

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"The challenge starts…" Chef's voice echoed across the ghost town several hours later as Amazon tensed up, "NOW!"

"Ok, let's take Team Chris out first." Heather muttered.

"No, I'll say we'll take Crusher out first!" Jo ran off with Courtney.

"Come back here!" The queen bee stomped her foot, "We have to stick together…UGH!"

"Um…" Cody rubbed his neck, "We better go get Team Chris out faster."

"Indeed." Dawn nodded and they ran in other direction.

* * *

**(Crusher)**

The team wandering around the town, scanning for any opponents and Shawn can hear a footstep before he glance behind. "Take cover!" Shawn screamed as they leaped away from the barrage of paintballs, courtesy of Jo and Courtney, and they return the fire. One of the paintballs hit Max in forehead and he growl at the smirking girls.

"You will regret it…" Max growled angrily.

"Ha, how do you like them ap…" Several paintballs cut the jockette off as they plummeted into her and the CIT attempt to get away from them but it was too late when Sky's paintballs hit her in back.

"_Max out! Jo out! Courtney out!"_

"See, I told you that you will regret it!" The aspiring villain laughed madly before Courtney shut him up by kicking him in groin.

"Ouch…" Naruto winced with the zombie nut.

* * *

**(Team Chris)**

"Save yourself!" Owen screamed as he shielded his teammates from the paintballs, "Go without me!"

"_Dawn out! Owen out!"_

"Duncan, you go left and I will take the right." Alejandro ordered, they just took Dawn out early before the oaf shielded them.

"Gotcha." Duncan quickly rolls under the geek's paintballs as the Latino villain jumps through the opening window and turn around to fire his gun at the queen bee.

"What are we gonna do?" The geek asked from his cover.

"Just keep firing!" Heather snarled, "There's only us and I'm not going to lose again!" Cody attempt to shoot again but a paintball hit him in arm by pure luck and the punk smirk at his luck, his smirk quickly become a frown when Heather's paintball hit the center of his chest.

"Fuck…" Alejandro growled to himself and the queen bee was about to fire again, only to feel something hit her leg.

"Wha…" The queen bee looked down to see a paint splatter on her leg and she glance up to see smirking Cree girl. "You…" Heather mumbled something under her breath with deadly glare and her glare ended when Alejandro's paintball hit Sky in arm.

"Well, looks like you just lose the challenge." The Latino villain smirked at the scowling queen bee, "You should have…" Shawn's paintball hit his chest, cutting Alejandro off.

"YES!" Shawn cheered with his team.

"Crusher wins the challenge so they will fly first-class again." Chef's voice squeaked out of the PA, "As the first team to lose, Amazon will have to send someone home tonight!"

"Ugh!" The queen bee stomped her feet, only if Jo listen to her! They wouldn't have lose that challenge so fast!

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"You all suck." Chef scowled at Amazon, "You just ended my challenge in just a half of the day! Fuck you all for make my challenge look bad and boring!"

"It's kinda your fault for giving Crusher extra guns…" Cody whispered softly that the cooker can't hear him.

"If I call your fucking name, you are safe for another day." The cooker growled angrily, "Cody, Dawn, Courtney…" It was down between Heather and Jo, "And…"

"…" The jockette glared at the queen bee.

"…" The queen bee glared back harder.

"…Heather!"

"What?!" Jo stood up with a scowl as she turned to her former team, "Did you forget that I win us a lot of challenges?! Without me, that team is gonna lose a lot!"

"Quit yakking around and get out!" Chef shoves the parachute chute into Jo's hands and he tosses her out of the airplane.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That's true, you did help us win a lot of challenges." Courtney nodded, "But it's logical to take you out because you're too strong and I really want to win the million."

_***Static***_

"It's your fault for not listening to me." Heather scowled with crossed arms, "You just cost us the first-class."

* * *

**(Cockpit)**

"Amazon's streak finally ends and now the teams are almost even, thank to Team Chris and Crusher's short-lived alliance." Chef grunted, "From what we just saw in this episode, Duncan had come back on this show by force. The world now knows about Gwen's pregnancy, thank to Tyler's loose lips, and they also know that the father is Naruto…" He paused to think something up, "…Hmm, the questions we have right now are…Um…How long will Chris be in shock for? Will the merge start soon? What kind of challenges will the maggots do? Who will be next to take the Drop of Shame? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**WORLD TOUR!"**

"…I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE GRANDPA!" Chris screamed out before the camera stop recording them, "Where are Naruto and Gwen?"

"…"

"…"

"…About time you snapped out of it." The cooker growled, "Next time don't make me hosting the damn show, I didn't get pay for this shit."

"Wait, what?" The host blinked, "How long have I been out for?"

"Just a couple weeks or so." Chef shrugged as his boss dropped his mouth, "You miss out a lot of things."

"…Please give me short version."

"We found Duncan, trick him back on show by making up some bullshit about new rule in contact." The cooker said, "Tyler found out about the baby and just spill the beans to the world. Noah, Tyler, Jo, Gwen, and Ella are out of the game. Brat got new haircut…That's all."

"…Aw, fuck." Chris groaned, "I really miss out a lot of stuff…"

"Oh yeah." Chef nodded.

* * *

_Amazon: Cody, Courtney, Dawn, Heather_

_Chris: Alejandro, Duncan, Owen_

_Crusher: Max, Naruto, Shawn, Sky_

_Eliminated: B, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, DJ, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Gwen, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Noah, Rodney, Tyler_

_Arrested: Sierra_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

* * *

**And this ends our eighteenth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**We are almost done with World Tour arc, just three more chapters! Whoo-hoo!**

**Did you all enjoy Chef's time as the host? Love it? Hate it?**

**How will the peanut gallery deal with the fact that Gwen is pregnant with Naruto's baby? Who know?**

**Ok, everyone, expect some delays for the next several chapters. Why? Because of Christmas season and there are lot things to do like shopping, set tree up, decorating the house, etc so a few chapters may take a bit while or not. Just in case if some chapters are little late.**

**To make it up for you all, I will give you a little info for the next arcs because I got a lot of questions about the seasons and it's your early X-mas present…After the World Tour, we will go into the Revenge of Island arc where all 'New' contestants will be in with ten returning contestants! I won't say who will show up. There won't be All-Star and Pahkitew Island season. Why? It's because if I do it the cannon way, it will be over in just two chapters for each seasons.**

**Fillers: There will be two more filler chapters.**

**What will happen after ROI arc? Well…It will be the final arc. Yes, the final arc! Don't worry, the final arc is going to be really long! In this final arc, you will find out the pairing route but which chapters? Who know?**

**There will be a special announcement in the end of the epilogue chapter.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	20. World Tour: Wet Trip

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**Anyway, it's time for the twentieth chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

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**Chapter 20: World Tour: Wet Trip**

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**(Cockpit)**

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Chef took over as a temporary host when I was out for a while and it turn out that he really sucks at it…" Chris grinned before he glances at the growling cooker, "Um…There were so many things that happened during his host gig! Duncan comes back, Crusher and Team Chris kept losing lot of their mates and they decided to make a short-lived alliance to go against the powerful Amazon. Their attempt to break Amazon's streak was successful! But there was one thing that give us a huge drama…Naruto just got Gwen pregnant and the world know it, thank to Tyler's big mouth…I'm too young to be grandpa…Why! Why! Why!"

"Chris." Chef cleared his throat.

"Oh, right…" The host rubbed his head, "Only eleven travelers left, who will make it to the merge? Will the challenges get more crazy and tougher than before? Who will take the Drop of Shame? Find out tonight on Total Drama World Tour!"

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**(First-Class)**

Sky stretching her arms out and she glance at Shawn as Max chatted with Naruto. "I really can't believe that you and I are the only newbies left on this show."

"Yeah." Shawn nodded, "We're kinda lucky."

"You're right." The Cree girl replied, "I guess it's because we are getting along well, unlike the other teams."

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**(Economy Class)**

"Hey, Al, do you want some of jerky?" Owen held the jerky bag out to the Latino villain with a wide grin.

"No, thank you." Alejandro gritted with a twitching eyebrow.

"You sure?" The oaf asked.

"Yes, I'm sure…" The Latino villain resisted his urge to punch the oaf.

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**(Confessional)**

"With Jo gone, there is no one that will oppose me to take over my team as a leader that we need…" Courtney crossed her arms with a smug smirk before she blow her hair up, "I wish! There's only one problem and it's Heather!"

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"No." Heather scowled at the CIT, "You're not gonna be in charge here!"

"I am and that's it!" Courtney growled as she glanced at the other two teammates, "I'm sure that they'll agree with me!"

"I'm not sure about that." Dawn said, "I think we were doing fine without a leader."

"Um…" Cody cowered under the CIT's glare, "I think…"

"Attention, travelers!" Chris' voice rang out of the PA, "We are about to land in the Bahamas so get ready to hold on!" The geek releases a breath, saved by the bell.

"What does he mean by hold on?" Duncan asked before everyone scream out as the airplane pull off a barrel roll without any warning.

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**(Bahamas)**

"Welcome to Nassau, Bahamas!" The host grinned at the groaning travelers, "In the past, this place used to be the haven for pirates like Blackbeard, Anne Bonney, and more!"

"Oh, no." The punk scowled, "Please don't tell me it's one of these pirate-themed challenges."

"It is!" Chris laughed as he tossed the maps to the teams, "Let's start with our first challenge…Flag Hunting! Each team gets their own Jolly Roger flags and they have your team's symbol on it." He gestured at the beach in the distance, "Somewhere on this beach, we just buried your Jolly Roger flag and all you have to do is just find it with your map and dig it out. First team to find their own flag wins!"

"What's the reward?" Max asked.

"No reward." The grinning host shrugged, "But if it makes you feel better, you get a wicked flag. Your challenge starts…Now!" The teams quickly run toward the beach.

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**(Beach)**

"Let's check the map and see if there's any landmark on it, dattebayo." Naruto unfolded his team's map and everyone stared at it for a while before they all scream out. "WHAT THE HELL!"

"Chris, this map look likes something that four-year old kid just draws!" Courtney shouted angrily as she held up the map, "Give us the real map!"

"Actually, it's the real map." Chris hollered with a sadistic grin, "Oh yeah, and watch out for the traps!"

"What tr…" Owen attempted to finish his sentence before the screaming oaf fall into a pit.

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**(Confessional)**

"How the hell did they managed to create traps when we only have been here for an hour?!" Heather raised her eyebrow.

_***Static***_

"They don't pay me for this shit." Chef leaned against the wall with heavy pants, holding on his dirty shovel.

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"Take five steps north…" Max squirted his eyes at the map, "Or is it west? No, wait, it's diagonal…UGH!" The aspiring villain throws his map on the ground with a frustrating groan.

"Let me try and see if I can figure it out." Shawn picked the map up and he scanned it for any information until he notices something. He blinks several times before he holds it up against the sunlight and he give out a gasp. "Whoa…" The zombie nut dropped his jaw with his team, it turn out there was an invisible map within the map.

"Is it me or is Chris getting trickier each time we have a new challenge?" Sky muttered and everyone nodded their heads, at same time the other two teams just figure out about the invisible map.

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"Take five paces east." Courtney glanced at her map, "The map said that the flag should be buried right here…But why are we in the water?!"

"Maybe it's really buried under the water?" Dawn tilted her head.

"Just dig it out and get it over with!" Heather huffed before they start to dig the mark but there was one little problem.

"It's useless." Cody whimpered, "No matter how much we dig, the water kept pushing the sands in…" He paused to staring at the girls, "Why are you guys looking at me like that?"

"Well, we do need a block…" The queen bee said.

"And you will be our blocker." The CIT smirked at the groaning geek.

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After several traps that the oaf accidently set off, the Team Chris was digging their treasure mark. "Dig, dig, dig, dig!" Owen tossed the sands over his shoulder, never noticed the fact that he just burying the scowling Latino villain.

"Keep going, big fella." Duncan chortled at them, shoveling some sands out and he blink at the clanging sound. "What the…" He moved some sands out of the way to see a wooden chest, "No way!" The punk lifted the chest out and break the lock with his shovel before he open it to see his team's flag.

"Team Chris found their flag!" Chris announced from the pier, "They win the challenge! Amazon and Crusher, you still have to dig your flag out…"

"We're done here, dattebayo." Naruto held his team's flag up, it turn out Team Chris just beat them by a hair.

"Us too…" Everyone turned to the soaking geek as he spited out the seawater, "Chris, why did you bury our flag underwater?"

"Because it's fun." The host smirked before he clap his hands, "Now It's time for the biggest challenge that I always want to watch you do this challenge and it's…" He gestured at three pirate ships, "Naval Battle!"

"Wait, what?" Sky gasped, "You mean we have to blow each other up?"

"Yes!" Chris grinned before he pouts with crossed arms, "Don't worry, the producers won't allow us to use the real cannonball because it's 'dangerous' so…" Chef holds up a large rubber ball, "You will use rubber cannonball and it won't hurt you…Well, you will get some nasty bruises and maybe a couple broken bones. All you have to do is just sink your enemies' ships and try to surviving the battle. The surviving team wins the challenge! Now get ready to ship off!"

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**(Confessional)**

"I'm really thinking that Chris is trying to get some of us killed if it wasn't for these producers." Duncan crossed his arms with a scowl.

_***Static***_

"I'm pretty sure that rubber cannonball can kill us or am I wrong?" Alejandro raised his eyebrow.

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**(Crusher's Ship)**

"My order for you all is to attack Amazon!" Max laughed evilly.

"Max, where did you get this tricorne hat?" The redhead raised his eyebrow at the aspiring villain's feathered tricorne hat.

"I found it." The aspiring villain replied with shifty eyes and the redhead was about to ask him something but their host cut him off.

"Guys, you may start the battle now!" The host shouted with his megaphone, "…Oh, and have anyone seen my wicked pirate hat?"

"…"

"…"

"…Did you just…" Sky attempted to say something but the midget cut her off.

"Head for Amazon's ship!" Max shouted.

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**(Amazon's Ship)**

"They are coming." Dawn pointed at the Crusher's ship as it turned around and the Amazon ducked under the flying cannonballs.

"Fire back!" Courtney barked and her ship fired back at the Crusher before a cannonball smash into Amazon's mast, nearly rip it in half. "What the…" She turned her head around to see Team Chris' ship, "Oh, no! They're teaming up with Crusher again!"

"WHAT?!" Heather snarled before Cody and she get on other side of the ship to fire back at the Team Chris' ship.

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**(Team Chris' Ship)**

"Dude, why are we attacking Amazon first instead of Crusher?" Duncan asked, loading another cannonball into his cannon.

"It's because I have a plan." Alejandro smirked coyly, "We will force Amazon to send one of their teammate home and they will have no choice but to join us for a one-day alliance against Crusher. That way, we will have a good chance of winning the game."

"Wow, Al, that's awesome idea!" Owen grinned and the Latino villain turned away from him with a strained smile.

'Just beg with it a little longer…' The Latino villain growled mentally.

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**(Crusher's Ship)**

"They are weakening!" Max pointed at the Amazon's damaged ship, "NOW RAM INTO IT!"

"Say what?" Shawn blinked as he turned the wheel around, "You want us to ram into it?"

"Yes!" The aspiring villain shouted, "Do it!" The zombie nut glances at his shrugging teammates and just turn the ship around before they ram into Amazon's ship, nearly knock it over.

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**(Amazon's Ship)**

"Hold on!" Cody screamed as the rocking ship toss them around like ragdoll before they hear a loud explosion from the side of their ship, "What was that?!"

Dawn peek over the rail to see a huge gaping hole at the bottom of their ship as the water flowing into it, "Ah, we're sinking…"

"What?!" The CIT dropped her jaws, "Already?! What the hell is this ship made out of?!"

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**(Confessional)**

"We can't afford three real ships so we have to make them out of cardboards." Chris smirked, "Plus, Chef painted them all to make it look like real deal."

_***Static***_

"You better give me a fucking raise." Chef panted heavily, cleaning his paint-stained face with wet towel.

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**(Crusher's Ship)**

"Excellent!" Max smirked at the sinking ship before he turn his head to Shawn, "Now get us closer to Team Chris' ship!"

"Um…" The zombie nut gulped nervously, "We can't move the ship…"

"Hai, Shawn's right, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, staring at something from the deck.

"What?" Sky walked up to the redhead, "Why?!" All the redhead did was just point at something and she turns her head to see the reason. "…Oh, that's why…"

"What the hell is going on?!" The aspiring villain pushed them out of his way and dropped his jaw at the slight, it turn out that they got their ship's bowsprit stuck inside Amazon's sinking ship during its ram. Max was about to give his team an order but the ripping sound cut him off and they glance around before their ship slowly tearing up in half as Team Chris' ship attack them without any mercy. "Abandon the ship!" The screaming midget jumped off their sinking ship with his team.

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"Well, I know it was gonna end soon since the ships are all made out of cardboards." Chris chuckled at some of the soaking travelers, "Team Chris win the Naval Battle and enjoy their pirate movie with some Caribbean cuisine in first-class to the next location!" The said team cheered together as the host turned to Amazon team, "Amazon, your ship was the first to go down so that mean you have to send one of your teammates home. Crusher, you're safe for another day."

"UGH!" Courtney groaned in rage, "Not again! I can't believe it!"

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**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Ok, everyone had casted their votes and I will call out the person that will go home today." Chris smirked at four nervous travelers, "The person that will go home is…"

"…" Cody bites his nails nervously.

"…" Heather glared at the host with a sneer.

"…" Dawn stared at the host with blank expression.

"…" Courtney scowled with crossed arms.

"…Dawn!" The host announced as everyone, beside the petite girl, gasped, "Yeah, I'm shocked by that too…"

"It's okay, guys." The petite girl takes her parachute chute, "I want to wish you…"

"I don't tell you to talk…" Chris attempted to shove her out but he fall down with a grunt and the petite girl somehow stand on his head.

"Good luck." Dawn finished her sentence and jump out of the airplane.

"What the hell did I just trip on?!" The host glanced at his feet for anything before he notices his tied shoelaces, "…The fuck?"

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**(Economy Class)**

It has been several days since they left Bahamas and Cody can tell that there was some tension in the cabin between several certain travelers. "Heat-chan, you're kinda wrapping it too tight, dattebayo." Naruto winced.

"Shut up, idiot." Heather redressed his hand with bandage as she glared at the Cree girl, "I can't let this girl do it the wrong way."

"What are you talking about?" Sky crossed her arms, "You're the one who is doing it wrong right now. Let me fix it…"

"NO!" The queen bee shouted and they start to argue with each other over the confusing redhead.

"Stop calling me that!" Courtney held Max up by his collar, "Call me that one more time and I'm gonna…"

"Put me down, you psycho!" Max screamed before the CIT shake him around like a ragdoll and the geek turn his head to the zombie nut.

"…What?" Shawn raised his eyebrow at the geek.

"I'm just shocked that I really think you are the only sanity person in this cabin." Cody deadpanned.

"Um…" The zombie nut rubbed his neck, "Thank…I think?"

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**(First-Class)**

"Duncan, do you think they will merge us in the next challenge?" Owen asked.

"I'm not sure." Duncan shrugged, "I think they will have to since there are only ten of us left."

"He's right." Alejandro agreed, "I won't be surprised if they merge us the next challenge."

"I can't wait this long!" The oaf grinned, "I want to hang out with everyone here…"

"Then why don't you just go visit them?" The punk raised his eyebrow.

"Oh, that's right!" Owen get up on his feet with a beaming smile and was about to run into the Economy class but the PA stop him in his track.

"Maggots, sit your ass down now!" Chef's voice grunted, "We're gonna land and if anyone here get hurt, I'm not responsible for your injuries!"

"Uh-oh…" The oaf gulped nervously, quickly fastening his belt on.

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**(Antarctica)**

"Welcome to Antarctica, the home of South Pole!" Chris grinned at the shivering travelers, "Don't you think it's a beautiful place, eh?"

"C-C-Chris, where are the jackets?!" Heather snarled with chattering teeth.

"Well, they just arrived…" The host relied as the travelers cheered, "In Yukon! Too bad this they just missed us by miles."

"F-F-F-Fuck you, man!" Duncan scowled.

"Now for the first challenge!" Chris announced as he ignored the travelers' protesting, "Ice sculpture! Each team will get their own ice blocks and sculpting it…Don't bother to volunteer because it's a team challenge and everyone have to do their part! The one who make the best sculpture wins."

"Wait, you're not merging us now?" Cody asked with puzzled expression.

"Nah." The host shook his head with a cheesy grin, "It's soon for me to merge the teams so you have to stick with it for a while."

"Question about the ice block, dattebayo." Naruto raised his hand up, "If one of us accidentally break the block, do we get the new one?"

"Nope." Chris chuckled, "You only have one block so you guys better be careful with it. Your time limit is one hour so…Get sculpting!"

"So what kind of sculpture are we gonna do?" Shawn asked.

"I say we use me as a model to show the world the true evil." Max smirked evilly.

"Um…" Sky scratched her cheek, "No, I don't think we should do that…"

"What?!" The aspiring villain growled, "How dare you…"

"How about Yeti?" The redhead said quickly, "I honestly think it would fit in since we're in Antarctica, dattebayo." His team glances at each other for a while until they agree with his idea, beside the sulking aspiring villain, and start their work on the ice block.

"Ooh!" Owen waved his right arm as his teammates rolled their eyes at his antic, "How about make it look like our favorite foods?"

"No." Both Duncan and Alejandro said at same time, they know that it would take forever since the oaf love so many foods. "Leave it to me, I have an idea." The punk smirked.

"Then I'll let you take the charge of it." The Latino villain nodded with crossed arms.

"I have an idea…" The geek attempted to give his idea but the girls kept ignoring him, focusing on their argument.

"I say we'll do the swan!" Courtney sneered, "It's more elegant…"

"Hell no!" The queen bee growled angrily, "That has been overdone so many times! We're gonna do a penguin!"

"Um…" Cody waved at them, "I think we…"

"No, we're doing the swan!"

"Penguin!"

"Girls…"

"Swan!"

"Penguin!"

"Swan!"

"Penguin!"

"CAN WE JUST DO BOTH OF THEM?! WE CAN PUT THEM TOGETHER!" The red-faced geek screamed at them as he pulling his hair out and the girls stare at him for a while.

"…Fine." The CIT and the queen bee crossed their arms with a huff and Cody release an annoying sigh.

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"Where did you learn this from?" Alejandro asked as he watched the punk shaving some ices off with ease.

"Eh, it's same thing like whittling but only with ice." Duncan muttered as he holds his hand out, "Owen, chisel."

"Chisel." The oaf handed the said object to him.

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It was almost time for the judging and the Crusher was almost done with their ice Yeti. "And…" Naruto blew some shaving ices off, "Done. What do you think of it?"

"It's really great." Shawn grinned at the giant snarling ice Yeti, "I think we're gonna win this one."

"Hmm, but it need a little crave right there." Max grabbed the chisel and placed it at the middle section.

"Be careful, dattebayo." The redhead said worriedly.

"Bah!" The aspiring villain snorted, "I'm always…" He hit the chisel with the hammer and the cracks appear all over the sculpture.

"Uh-oh…" Sky gulped nervously, "Let's hope it don't…" The Yeti shattered into a large pile of ice cubes, "…Break."

"Whoops, my bad!" Max chuckled sheepishly and their host show up with the cooker.

"It's judging time, let's start with Crusher…" Chris stared at the pile for a while before the host turn to the team with deadpan expression, "…Disqualified. Move on…" The cooker and the host walk up to Team Chris' sculpture. The sculpture was a snowman that has a skull for head and its body was cover in skull pattern. "I like it." The host said, "Chef?"

"I can tell that rebel maggot did the work, am I right?" Chef asked as he rubbed his chin, "It's not bad."

"You're correct." The Latino villain nodded.

"Now let's see Amazon's sculpture." Chris and Chef turned around to take a look at the said team's sculpture, "Whoa, that's one awesome sculpture."

"You can say that again." The cooker whistled. The Amazon's sculpture was a giant swan with spreading wings and there was colony of penguins on the swan's back as if they were riding the swan.

"I think we have the winner." The host glanced at the nodding cooker, "Amazon is the winner of this challenge!"

"What do we win?" Courtney smirked with crossed arms.

"Nothing!" Chris snickered, "Now onward to the final challenge…"

"Hey!" The CIT threw her arms up, "We did all these works! You have to give us something!"

"Chef, if you please…"

"YOU GET NOTHING AND THAT'S IT!" Chef roared at the cowering CIT, "IF YOU WHINE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO WHINE ABOUT!"

"Thank you, Chef." The host laughed at the shivering travelers, "As I was saying, follow me for your next challenge."

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The travelers stare at the floating ice floes with nervous expression, there must be a reason for them to be there and they all have bad feeling about this challenge. "Your final challenge is…" Chris snickered evilly, "Ice Breaker! It's really simple, each of you will have your own mallet so you can break the floes…"

"Why?" Sky raised her eyebrow.

"So your opponents won't have any place to stand on." The host gave them a sadistic grin, "That means you have to send your opponents into the icy water in order to eliminate them. Team with surviving member wins the challenge and the first loser team will see me in the galley for elimination time. Get ready!"

"Is it me or your old man getting more mischievous each season?" Duncan raised his eyebrow at the redhead.

"Hmm, nah." Naruto shook his head confusedly, "You must imagine it, dude. I think this challenge is pretty awesome, dattebayo."

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**(Confessional)**

"I guess it might run in the family." Duncan deadpanned.

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"On your mark…" Chris held his hand up in air with a grin as the travelers stumbled on the ice floes, "And…Break the ice!"

"Cody, you go right." Courtney broke the ice floe behind her, "Heather, you go left and I will go forward!"

"I'm doing it because this new girl is over there." The queen bee scoffed as she leap over several floes toward the aspiring Olympian and she was about to break the Cree girl's floe but she notice the charging aspiring villain coming from her right.

"Victory is mi…" Max was about to smash his mallet on Heather's floe but she quickly break the floe under his feet and the aspiring villain scream out as he fall into the frozen water. Heather turn around to see that Sky was taken out by Duncan and she give out a frustrating groan.

"Heather, watch out!" Cody shouted and the queen bee blinked before her eyes widened as Alejandro break her floe, sending her into the water. The Latino villain smirks at the scowling queen bee and open his mouth to say something but he fall through the floe, courtesy of the zombie nut. The widened-eyed punk glances around to see that Naruto was fighting with Owen and he was closer to Shawn.

"Owen, take Whisker and Shawn down with you!" Duncan shouted.

"I'm on it!" Owen cheered before he pull the redhead in bear hug and charge toward the zombie nut as he attempt to get out of the way. His attempt end in failure when the oaf tackle Shawn into the water with the redhead, Owen never notice that he just also took Cody down with them in process.

"What the hell?!" Courtney snarled at the sight, "Am I the only one who do all the wo…" The punk cut her off by shoving her into the frozen water, ending their final challenge of the day.

"Team Chris wins the challenge!" Chris laughed at the shivering travelers and one lucky punk, "They still keep the first-class for the next destination. Crusher, you were the first team to go out so…See you in the galley!" The Crusher members glance at each other.

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**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Someone in this room is going home tonight." The host grinned at Crusher, "I have the result of the voting and if I call your name, that means you are the person that will go home. The person that will go home is…"

"…" The aspiring villain glared with crossed arms.

"…" The zombie nut squirmed in his seat.

"…" The aspiring Olympian fidgeted with her fingers.

"…" The redhead rubbed his head.

"…Max!"

"NO!" Max screamed with rage as Chef handed the parachute chute to the midget, "I demand you to recounting the votes! If you fail to meet my demand, I shall…"

"Shut your trap and get out!" Chef punted Max out of his plane, "Finally! It's quiet and peace around here."

"Oh yeah." Chris nodded his head with a chuckle.

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**(Economy Class)**

A couple days went by, Cody sigh into his hands with dejected expression and he can feel someone patting his shoulder. "What's the matter?" Naruto asked worriedly.

"Oh…" The geek rubbed his neck, "Well…I kinda miss Kat a lot. It felt like I don't see her for a long time now."

"Hai, you're right." The redhead nodded, "But I won't worry about it because we are getting closer to the end since there are nine of us here, dattebayo. You will see her pretty soon and I bet you two will spend a lot of time together after everything that you went though."

"Yeah…" Cody smiled, "I never get a chance to thank you for saving my life back then…Thank, Naruto."

"No problem." Naruto ruffled the geek's hair with a wide grin and Heather glance at them before she turn her head to Courtney with a raised eyebrow when she notice that the Latino villain tried to throw the CIT off the game by flirting with her.

"You are the only pretty competitor here." Alejandro smirked coyly.

"Stupid annoying midget." Courtney grumbled under her breath as she ignored the Latino villain, "I never get a chance to beat him up and rubbing it in his face that he's out of the game now."

"…" The Latino villain blinked confusedly before he walks away from her with puzzled expression.

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**(Confessional)**

"Wow, I don't know that the breakup really messed her up this much." Alejandro crossed his arms with a raised eyebrow before he shrug, "But either way, she has been throwing off the game."

_***Static***_

"Ugh!" Heather stomped her foot, "Back in loser class again, thanks to Courtney. She should be home right now, not here! And why doesn't Crusher vote the new girl off instead of that damn midget?! UGH! Sky…"

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**(First-Class)**

Owen and Duncan were enjoying their fresh-baked cookies and the punk give the oaf a grin. "I really enjoying this first-class." Duncan said.

"Huge!" Owen laughed as Alejandro walked past them, "Me too!" The oaf started to whisper to his punk friend, "So, Al and Courtney or is it Max and Courtney? Is that weird for you?"

"Whatever." The punk snorted.

"Yeah, it's funny, 'cause Noah always said Al was not into any girls here so he's just playing them all." The oaf chewed on his cookies.

"Huh?" Duncan blinked, "What else did Noah say?"

"Oh…" Owen tilted his head, "Just that Al's not what he seems, he's a slippery eel, and I should never trust him 'cause he's a male Heather…I really miss Noah."

"Um…" The punk blinked again, "Yeah, me too…And the best way to show him what his friendship meant to us is to obey his dying words." His comment causes the oaf to spit cookie pieces all over the punk's face.

"What?!" The oaf screamed as he lifted the punk up in air, "When did he die?!"

"No, no, no, no!" Duncan waved his hands around, "He's fine. I-I meant his parting…His parting words…" The punk push the oaf away, "My point is, if Noah thought Alejandro was the enemy, you and I better stick together and do the same. It's what Noah would have wanted."

"…Can we stick together with Naru too?" Owen asked.

"Yeah, we can." The punk rolled his eyes and it wasn't long enough until everyone in the plane scream out as they feel the plane hit something solid.

"Whoops, I know I forget something." Chris' voice snickered though the PA, earning a lot of scowls from the travelers.

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**(Sweden)**

The shivering travelers glare at the smirking host as they stand in the snowy land and Chris clear his throat to say something but someone cut him off. "You know what?" Naruto spoke up as his father blinked at him, "Let's take his jacket off and see how he likes it, dattebayo."

"Ha, good one. Anyway, welcome to Sweden." The host chuckled as the travelers glanced at each other before they smirk at the sweating host, "Um…Guys? We have…" Everyone jump on him and wrestling the warm jacket off the screaming host.

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**(Confessional)**

Chef holds his sides with a loud laughing before he falls down on the floor, still laughing and kicking his legs in air.

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"F-F-F-Fuck you all…" Chris shivered as he glared at the smirking travelers, "C-C-C-Chef, give me your jacket."

"Hell no." The cooker smirked at his boss, "Just tell them what to do."

'Must resist the fart…' Owen bounced around, he finally realize that Alejandro is the enemy since Duncan just explained it to him and the oaf don't want to make it worse by farting near the enemies.

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**(Lakeside)**

"Before you is a mysterious pile of I-build-a-tools and pieces." The host gestured at three piles of woods, "Your first challenge is to use Allen keys, wooden sledgehammers, and your wits to turn your piles into whatever they're supposed to be when properly assembled.

"This will be a piece of pie." The Latino villain whispered to his teammates.

"Pie?" The oaf squealed excitedly.

"Sadly, the assembly instructions were accidentally shredded when they were put though a shedder." Chris tossed the shredded papers at the travelers with evil smirk, "Anyway, first team to correctly assemble their whatchawhosit will earn a big advantage in part two of the challenge. So…GO!"

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"We should lay out the pieces and try to figure out what we're building." Courtney said and the queen bee put two metal pieces together as she raised her eyebrow at the CIT.

"Is that how you plan on losing another challenge again?" Heather growled softly, she don't forgive the CIT for cost them the challenge last time.

"Stop!" The CIT shouted as she attempted to wring the metal parts out of the queen bee's hands, "We don't even know what we're building yet!"

"Let go!" The queen bee tugging it back with a grunt.

"No, you let go!" Courtney pulled it back, starting the tug-of-war game over the metal parts and Cody sigh into his hand. What did he do in his past life that he has to be in same team with them?

* * *

**(Crusher)**

"Do you two have any idea what it is?" Naruto looked over the wooden board in his hands.

"Maybe it's a shelter shack?" Shawn tapped his chin in deep thought.

"I don't think so…" Sky glanced at the other teams to see that Cody had figured something out and Owen was holding a wooden arc up before she releases a gasp. "Guys, I think I figure something out! Follow my lead!"

"All right, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled before they start to build something.

* * *

**(Amazon)**

"Here's the last piece!" Heather handed the board to Cody and the geek hammered it into his project as their host show up in his second warm jacket.

"All right, Amazons, what you got?" Chris asked with a grin.

"Ta-Da!" Cody gestured to the wooden head of Katie and the girls blink at it for a while.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

The geek sigh into his hand, "…Kat…"

* * *

"That's what you made us build?" The growling queen bee picked the sledgehammer up and starts to chase the geek around with a battle cry.

"Wish I can stick around." The host chuckled as he walked over to the Crusher's side, "What about you, Crusher?"

"We build some kind of boat." The aspiring Olympian gestured at the longship.

"Wow, they know what we were going to build!" Owen gasped as Amazon widened their eyes and the punk facepalm at his large friend before he reveals their longship.

"Nice!" Chris chuckled as he passed two bags out to Crusher and Team Chris, "Team Chris and Crusher are ahead of Amazon. Here are your rewards since you both finished at same time."

The punk opens the bag before he raises his eyebrow at his host, "A bunch of rocks?"

"It's like Christmas all over again." The oaf whimpered, receiving some odd stares from the group.

"What kind of Christmas was that?" The zombie nut muttered to himself.

"I'm sure that there's a reason why we get stones as our reward, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"Now drag your ships to open water and sail north until you find Chef to receive your next instructions." The host announced.

"I'll pull from the bow!" Alejandro tore his shirt off for no reason.

"Uh, with your shirt off?" Duncan raised his eyebrow.

"Questions are for later!" The Latino villain pulled his ship, "Actions are for now! Push like the wind!"

"…Hey, Whiskers!" The punk hollered.

"What's up?" The redhead turned his head, still pushing his ship with his team.

"…I blame you for inflecting Alejandro with your craziness." Duncan deadpanned, "You're a bad influence."

"Sono potto burakku o yobidasu kamada, dattebayo." Naruto smirked.

"…What?" The punk blinked.

"He said that's the kettle calling the pot black." Chris chuckled and Duncan just shrugged.

"Ugh…" Heather blew her hair up, "I guess we can cut the top part off and use it as a boat."

"I agree with you there." Courtney crossed her arms with a scowl.

* * *

After a while, Duncan was pushing the ship by himself until he realizes something. "Why am I the only one pushing?"

"Ohhhh!" The oaf clutched his rumbling stomach.

"Dude, are you about to fart?" The punk gulped nervously. Everyone knows that if Owen holds his fart in for a long time, it won't end very well for everyone.

"Can't…" Owen ran away from his team, "Hold it…Any longer!"

"Oh, I think he's gonna blow!" Duncan shouted.

"Nani?!" Naruto shouted in shock before he toss Sky and Shawn in the boat as he jump inside, "Take cover!" As soon as he said it, there was a loudest fart and the ice start to cracking under everyone.

"The ice is cracking!" Chris screamed as he ran away from the icy lake, "Every host for himself!" The rest of the travelers quickly get in their ship and the oaf was lucky that he got in his ship, just in time when the ice finally breaks down as the ships float on the lake.

"That was close one." Sky wiped her forehead, "Thank for throw us in, Naruto." The redhead just waves it off with a smile.

"I'll navigate us through the lake." Shawn took the steer handle.

* * *

"You're zigzagging on purpose to slow us down!" Heather growled at the CIT.

"I'm not!" Courtney protested, "It's impossible to steer straight in this stupid half-brained head!"

"Hey!" Cody glared at her, "She's not half-brained."

"Oh, you're right…" The CIT scoffed, "She's empty in head."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I am so gonna vote her off if we lost this challenge." The geek scowled with crossed arms.

* * *

Team Chris was the first team to reach the dock and Owen notice something in Chef's hand. "Ooh!" The oaf hopped off his ship as he ran up to the cooker, "We get hats!" He was about to reach out for it but the cooker pull it away.

"Unh-unh!" Chef scowled, "Got to pick a captain first."

"Owen!" Alejandro patted the oaf's shoulder.

"I was just gonna say that." Duncan smirked.

"You did not." The Latino villain frowned.

"You both love Owen." Chris chuckled, "It's beautiful."

"How the fuck did you get here from other side this fast?" The cooker blinked after he placed the hat on the giggling oaf's head.

"Owen, if this were a Valentine's Dance, you'd have a very difficult choice to make." The host ignored his co-worker.

"Lind!" Owen grinned and the host facepalmed.

"…Lucky, it's war!" Chris gestured at the cannon as Chef placed it inside their ship.

"A Viking hat and a cannon?" The oaf gasped with a laugh, "Cool!"

"So the little rocks…" The punk held his index finger up in air and the Latino villain was about to say something but someone cut him off.

"See, I told you, dattebayo." Naruto stepped down from the ship with his team, "there's always a reason why we get these stones."

"That's right." The host chuckled, "These are flints to fire your cannon!"

"…Oh, I was thinking differently…" The redhead rubbed his head.

"Same here." The zombie nut patted the redhead's back.

"If you were thinking of ammo…" Chris gestured at the balls on Chef's tray with a wide grin, "Chef's famous Swedish meatballs! That's your ammo!"

The oaf grabs one of the balls before he bite it with a crunch, "Oh, wow! These are as hard as rocks!"

"To win the challenge and travel First-Class, sail north to capture the red flag way over yonder or use your meatballs to sink the enemy ship." The host explained as he pointed at the red flag in the distance, "Good luck, Captain Owen and…Um…Crushers, pick your team captain."

"I think Sky should be the captain." Naruto said, never noticed that the oaf give the host a salute that the Viking never do in their time.

"Yeah, she did solve the first challenge by herself." Shawn agreed with a nod, "Sky, you got my vote."

"Me?" Sky released a small burp, "Well…Sure, I'm up for it."

"Great, now go away." Chris shooed them away.

"Look like we're gonna have a battle right away." Duncan smirked at the Crusher, "Get ready to jump off the ship."

"I would say the same thing to you." The Cree girl smirked back.

"Can you give us two minute head start?" Owen asked, "Because it would suck big time if our battle end right away."

"Sure." Sky nodded after her short discussion with Crusher.

* * *

"Which method are we gonna take?" The zombie nut asked and the Cree girl look at the late-arriving Amazon's ship as her index finger tapping on her cheek, pouncing on it for a while.

"Let's attack Team Chris." The aspiring Olympian smiled at her cheering teammates and Naruto load the cannonball as Shawn strike the fuse with the flint, lit it up. The meatball flies out toward the Team Chris' ship and it almost take the mast out.

"Return the fire!" Owen shouted with his fist in air as his teammate fired off several meatballs at the Crusher's ship and one of them hit the ship, leaving a hole but it don't slow the ship down.

"They're fighting each other." Cody glanced at the battling ships in his ship, the host decided to put the geek in the captain's position since the girls kept fighting over it and they were wasting the time. "We can sneak past them…Whoa!" The geek almost fall out of the ship after a sudden turn.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Heather snarled as the CIT steering them into the middle of the battle, "Don't you hear what the geek just said?! We should sneak past them to get the flag!"

"No way!" Courtney scowled, "I say we attack Duncan and take his team out now!"

"UGH!" The queen bee screamed out in frustration, "You're throwing the challenge, bitch! You're so going home after that!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Pfft!" The CIT snorted with a smug smirk, "I'm not going home because there's me and Cody. It's two against one."

* * *

"Hey, I see Amazon!" Shawn pointed at the said team's ship, "Do we also attack them too?"

"Yes!" Sky nodded, what she doesn't know is that Team Chris also planned to attack Amazon and the ships both fired their meatballs at same time. Most of the meatballs hit Amazon's ship and it was too much for the Amazon's ship to take as it fall apart under the assault.

"FUCK!" Heather screamed out and the soaking geek glared at the scowling CIT.

"We're out of ammo, dattebayo." Naruto glanced around for any more of meatballs.

"It's okay because Team Chris doesn't have mast now." The Cree girl replied, it turn out that Team Chris accidentally took their mast out from their final shot. "Now let's get the flag!"

"…Wait…" The zombie nut sniffled, "What's that smell?"

"…Owen?" The redhead glanced up in air to see the flying oaf before Owen crash into their ship, taking it down in process and their host pull up to the sinking Crusher's ship on his jet ski.

"'Captain always goes down with the ship' normally means his own ship, but whatever." Chris shrugged with a grin, "Team Chris wins!"

"Oh man…" Cody sighed, "Off to the elimination…"

"Not so fast!" The host laughed, "No elimination this time. It's a reward challenge!"

"Oh come on!" The queen bee scowled.

"Yeah!" Chris snickered, "Team Chris is getting Swedish massages, performed by a genuine registered massage therapist!"

"Oh sweet!" Owen giggled gleefully and his team cheered as some travelers grumbled at their luck.

* * *

**(Aftermath Show: Stage)**

"Attention, Total Drama Fanatics!" Geoff walked on the stage as the audience cheered for him, "Forget the Aftermath. This is 'Total Drama After-Mayhem'! I'm your co-host Geoff, and this is weird 'cause Eva's supposed to meet me up here." He glanced around for any sign of his girlfriend, "But maybe she's gonna surprise me. Make sense. This whole show is full of mega surprises! Well, not really mega surprise as certain chick that will join us tonight, you know who I'm talking about." The audience agreed with loudest applause as the party boy gestured at the large screen, "Let me show you the footage of peanut gallery's reaction on this day, even some of our guests!"

* * *

**(Footage)**

"Dafuq?" Harold dropped his jaw with widened eyes and DJ blinks rapidly before he passes out with Rodney.

"Ooh, baby shower!" Lindsay squealed as she hugged the farmer girl but Beth just staring at the screen with gaping expression.

"Dude…" Justin dropped his mirror in shock and Bridgette just stares at the screen in shock with teary eyes. She don't know how to react to the big new and her feeling were mixed, she can't blame them since it was her fault for her stupid action but it really hurt her a lot that one of her friend just slept with Naruto.

"Do you think it's going to be a boy or girl?" Sadie gushed with her tanned friend.

"Ooh, I hope it's a twin!" Katie gushed, "I adore babies!"

"Me too, totally!" The chubby girl squealed and B just spit his drink out all over Lightning but the sport jock give no reaction as he stared at the screen with puzzled expression.

"Daaaaamn." Leshawna whistled with widened eyes.

"You can say that again." Trent nodded dumbly.

"Daaaaamn." The sassy girl repeated.

"Hmm…" Izzy tilted her head, "I hope the baby have whiskers so I can spoil her or him a lot! Ooh! Double Whisker time!" She giggled.

"W-W-W-W-W-Wha…" Cameron and Brick stuttered together, "W-W-W-W-W-W-Wha…"

"Huh?" Eva crossed her arms with deadpan expression, "Total Drama is really living it up to their name."

"Yeah…" Geoff rubbed his head with opening mouth.

"Look like your prince is kinda taken." Noah said to the princess.

"Well…" Ella tapped her chin in deep thought for a while, "They did said that they're not in relationship so I still have a chance." The bookworm blinked at her, "Plus, not all of princes are perfect. He's still a prince to me."

"…Oh boy…" The bookworm facepalmed.

"Lucky girl…" Blaineley muttered to herself, "I always want to take his virginity." Her comment earned a lot of raised eyebrows from the teenagers.

* * *

"Oh yeah, about Blaineley…" The party boy rubbed his hand together with an evil smirk, "She is finally roving, like, way from here! Yes, Blaineley's off on a 'Total Drama' tour to potential new franchise locations, and she's meeting with one 'Total Drama' superfan contest winner in each country. Stay turned, 'cause apparently, this superfan is Blaineley-obsesed. Wow, never thought I'd say that. Take it away, Eva." The janitor just scratching his ass, "Where's my honey bear at?"

"Here's a hint." Blaineley walked in with a smug smirk as everyone gasped, "They eat a lot of red meat there."

"You!" Geoff pointed at her, "You're supposed to…"

"Well said, Geoffy boy." The hostess placed hands on her hip.

"What did you do with her?!" The party boy yelled.

"Oh, Geoff." Blaineley shrugged, "How Eva left doesn't matter. What matters is that she did leave. And I'm officially back in my co-host seat."

"But I thought you wanted out of your contract so you could…" Geoff muttered.

"Bail out on this dork train before I get a chance of meeting Naruto?" The hostess threw her hair back, "I don't think so. I don't care if the lighting spot fall on me." The party boy glanced up at the teetering spotlight in hope, "Nice. Almost make me wish that producers had sent me out on the tour instead of Eva. Almost."

"The producers sent her away?" The party boy checked his earpiece as he ran off the stage, "Huh? Really? Where is Siberia? What's that?!"

"Okay!" Blaineley said quickly, "On with the show. Before we bring our guests out, Rodney won't make any comment because…Well…" She gestured at the dazed-out country boy and Jamaican giant, "Our guests...He's brilliant, witty, and would be the one to watch in the competition if he wasn't here. Noah!" The audience cheered for the bookworm as he take his seat, "Next, he never has been out in real world before Total Drama and he saw everything as much as he can, Cameron! Right behind him is the military brat who will do anything to help anyone out, even if he has wet his pants few times. Brick!"

"Wait, you're not gonna ask them questions?" Beth waved her right arm with confused expression.

"Nope." The hostess shook her head, "You will find out why soon…" She cleared her throat, "They both have a crush on same person and they both love nature in their own way, one of them is very mysterious. Dawn and Ella! He's clumsy and is very bad at keeping secret that he can't hold it in…Tyler! He's evil that he's still plotting to take over the world, Max! She's tough and almost made it all way to the merge but her team kicks her out before she can…Jo!"

"Don't remind me that." Jo stomped past the hostess with the group of said teenagers.

"And finally, the biggest talk of this season beside the incident with Sierra on the airplane, which we can't talk about because of gag order…" Blaineley paused as she turned to the tanned girl, "You're lucky that Naruto was there at this time. Are you doing okay?"

"Yeah." Katie fidgeted with her fingers as some teenagers patted her back, "I'm really grateful to him for saving Cody."

"Me too." Leshawna nodded, "I'm glad that the crazy bitch is in jail." Everyone agreed with her.

"As I was saying…" The hostess clapped her hands, "She is going to be a mother and she'll raise her baby with Naruto's help…Gwen!" The audience cheer and applause loudest for the goth girl as she walk on the stage and the muscular man stand up, ripping his shirt to reveal a new shirt that said…

"NxG forever!" The muscular man screamed out with red face, "YEAH!"

"Um…" Gwen waved at them sheepishly as she sat down next to Trent, "Thank you?"

"So you and Naruto?" The musician smiled.

"Yeah, kinda." The goth girl rubbed her arms.

"How did your family take it?" Trent asked.

"Oh, they were shocked but they're also exciting about it." Gwen smiled.

"It's time for me to announce our big surprise." Blaineley smirked, "Tonight, Total Drama Aftermath is holding the very first ever 'Total Drama' second-chance challenge!" Most of the teenagers cheered, "That's right! Our motley collection of 'Total Drama' losers just got 'Total Drama' lucky 'cause they're about to compete for a second shot at that million-dollar prize. What do you say, Noah? You ready to get back on the plane?"

"Pfft!" Noah scoffed, "That flying death trap full with psychos and few sane people? No way!"

"Same here because I'm pregnant." The goth girl crossed her arms.

"Five of you rejects are about to capture Lightning…" The hostess was cut off by the sport jock.

"Ha, no one can catch the Lightning…"

"Not you!" Blaineley facepalmed as two interns show up with T-shirt cannons, "As I was saying…Five of you are about to catch peanuts in a can. Fire in the hole!" The interns fired their cannons and almost everyone catch their cans. "Open them and see if you are one of lucky five."

"Aah!" The sassy girl screamed out as the golden head of Chris pop out, "A Chris-in-a-can? That's an insult!"

"Leshawna's our first to get a second chance at the million." The hostess clapped her hands, "And the other lucky losers are…Lindsay, Beth, Noah, and Jo." She listened into her earpiece, "Looks like Eva's ready to report. So..."

"Eva!" Geoff ran back on stage, "Talk to me!"

* * *

**(Webcam)**

"When I get back, Blaineley is so gonna get it!" Eva growled as she held a black bear in headlock, "And how the hell is that bear a superfan?!" She starts to rambling but the screen went out on her.

* * *

"Ugh!" The party boy glared at the hostess, "You're a nasty, fake, blonde schemer! Hey, everyone! Her name is not Blaineley, it's Mildred!"

"…"

"…"

"…"The muscular man slowly stand up, "So? Some of famous people and hosts have fake names." He sat back down and the party boy blink at him for a while.

Blaineley cleared her throat, "Someone's about to get another shot at the 'Total Drama' million. So what's the challenge? Think 'Total Drama' the board game!" She gestured at the large board in front of the five teenagers.

"Board game?" Noah rolled his eyes with a groan as he walk away from the hostess, "Very 1975. Luckily, I don't want to play."

"Not so fast." The hostess pulled the bookworm back in his place, "It's in your contracts. Plus, this is no ordinary board game. The failures…That's you guys…Take turns rolling the dice and hop your way along the game board. But roll carefully 'cause some of the squares are booby-trapped! Each squares represents either a final-ten players or one of the places the 'Total Drama' plane dumped 'em. Every square has a mini challenge you'll have to complete before you can roll again. Fail and you're out of the running." She jabbed her thumb at the old guard, "Get past this twelfth square to face this guard and his final skill-testing question. First to answer correctly wins! You guys ready to play?"

"Oh yeah!" Geoff smirked evilly, "I'm ready to play dirty! Roll the clips!"

"Wha…?" Blaineley blinked confusedly.

* * *

**(Clip)**

The hostess drops her piece of pizza on floor before she pick up and eat it with a shrug.

_***Static***_

Blaineley released a loudest burp and fart at same time.

* * *

"Haha, that's gross!" The party boy laughed before he blink at the silent audience, "What?"

Again, the muscular man stands up with a deadpan expression. "Dude, you suck at playing dirty. First, five-second rules…Second…No one care if someone burp and fart at same time since we got used to Owen." He sat back down.

"He's right." Justin nodded as the party boy dropped his jaw, "If you want to get back at her in dirty way…Photoshop, editing the clips, or catch her in action if she does something really disgusting. If Eva was here with you, it'll be easy."

"But my mom always said if you can fart and burp at same time, you have no soul." Geoff muttered.

"So O don't have a soul?!" Lindsay gasped in horror, "He did burp and fart at same time before."

"Um…" The party boy rubbed his neck, "Ok, sometime she can be wrong…"

"Ok, we're running late because of some stupid clips." The hostess shoved the giant dice into the hands of bombshell.

"Running late?" Geoff scowled with fists on his hip, "Why do you care?"

"We are running late!" The cameraman shouted from behind his camera, "We have deadline, dude!"

"Man, without Eva, you're so bad at it." Harold said and the party boy grumbled under his breath.

"Back to the stupid game." Blaineley smirked at her co-host, "You're up, Lindsay."

"Come on, lucky number seven!" The bombshell tossed her dice and it land on four.

"Oh snap!" Geoff gasped, "You got the Owen challenge."

"You have to gulp down two peppers and chase it with milk while you watch a clip pack of the top ten hilarious wipe-outs." The hostess explained.

"And if you can avoid howling so hard you send a fiery nose shake out the old nostrils, you're…" The party boy said before his co-host cover his mouth.

"Still in the game!" Blaineley shoved some peppers into the bombshell's mouth and dump the milk all over her as she watch the unfunny clip.

"Well?" Geoff stared at the confusing bombshell and her answer was just a puzzled shrug.

"You won your challenge, yay." The hostess deadpanned, "Jo, you're up!"

"Finally!" Jo threw her dice across the board and it end up on five. The jockette walk up to the fifth squares and she scream out as the trapdoor open under her feet.

"Hello, booby-trap." Blaineley smirked, "One less player mean we can pick up the pace. Up next is Noah." The bookworm tossed dice as it land on two and he walk on the green square.

"Area 51." The party boy grinned, "Listen up, solider. You have to dodge some carefully aimed lasers without breaking contact with the square." The bookworm glanced at two machines as the aliens appeared next to him, "Or a pair of aliens."

"So I'm still in the game as long as I'm staying on this square?" Noah raised his eyebrow.

"Yeah." Geoff nodded, "If you step out of the square, you're out."

"I see…" The bookworm just stepped off the square, "There, I'm out and I'm so not going back in this flying death trap."

"…"

"…"

"…Should keep my mouth shut." The party boy facepalmed, ignored the pouting aliens as they floating away from the group.

"Leshawna, your roll." The hostess sighed and the sassy girl tossed the dice in air before it land on three.

"Australia." Geoff announced, "Oh, man. Good luck with this one."

"Your challenge is to spar for a full round with a boxing kangaroo!" Blaineley grinned.

"Say what?" Leshawna raised her eyebrow at the kangaroo in the boxing ring as she climbed inside, "Pssh! Piece of cake!" The yawning kangaroo just knock her out with one punch and everyone winced.

"…Did I forget to mention this kangaroo is undefeated champion for years?" The party boy rubbed his head nervously, "It's down to Beth and Lindsay…"

* * *

After several rounds and one clip of Eva patching the whining bear up with bandage, the farmer girl was the first one to reach the guard before Lindsay. "Now, how about that question?" Beth cheered.

"Read the question." The hostess turned to the guard as he take a while to find his question card before she snatch it out of his hand, "What's the name of Duncan's London-based punk band?" The farmer girl tapped her cheek for a while, "Come on, Beth, it's easy!"

"Stop pressuring me!" The farmer girl waved it off, "I'm thinking! Can I get a hint?"

"Oh come on!" Blaineley huffed, "Just say it's Der Schnitzel Kickers! Der Schnitzel Kickers is the answer!" There was a ding, "Wait, what?" An idea appears in the party boy's head and he makes an evil smirk.

"Yes!" Geoff shook the hostess' hand, "Congratulations, Blaineley! First person to answer correctly gets one-way ticket to the 'Total Drama' plane, 'member?"

"Me?" The hostess blinked, "Out there? Does that mean I get to meet…" The party boy just shoves her into the crate and sends it away with a wave.

"That's our show." The party boy chuckled, "My girl won't be back for a while, but…Neither will Blaineley! Yeah!"

"…Geoff, do you know what you just did?" Trent raised his eyebrow as the party boy blinked with puzzled expression, "She's a huge fan of Naruto and he's still in the game so…"

"…Oh shit." Geoff paled.

* * *

**(Backstage)**

Gwen was heading for the exit before she run into someone that she don't want to see and the goth girl narrow her eyes in a deadly glare. "O-O-Oh, hey, Gwen…" Bridgette rubbed her arm with a flinch, "Um…Is Na…"

"Save it!" Gwen growled as the surfer girl closed her mouth, "You have no right to say his name after what you did to him!"

"But I don't mean to…" The surfer girl whispered, "I thought if I kiss Alejandro, I would get it out of my system…"

"Well, you thought wrong!" The goth girl screamed angrily, "Because of your stupid fucking idea, you hurt Naruto really bad! You hurt him!"

"I know…" Bridgette winced.

"No, you don't know!" Gwen jabbed her index finger at the surfer girl, "Did you know that he barely eat or spoke a word for weeks! I even hold him in my arms when he cried!"

"W-W-What…" The surfer girl didn't know anything about that.

"You really have no idea how much you meant to him when you two were together!" The goth girl glared, "He's always loyal to you but you kept get mad at him because of your stupid jealously that you think he will cheat on you and yet, you're the one who cheated on him!"

"…I know…" Bridgette said sadly, "I'm going to tell him that I still lo…"

"No, you stay away from him!" Gwen shouted as the surfer girl released a gasp, "Oh, don't look at me like that! You're the one who hurt him and I won't let you do it again, ever!" She walked past the surfer girl as the goth girl bumped their shoulders roughly, "Don't you dare ever come near him again!"

"But I really lo…" The surfer girl tried to say something.

"Don't say it." The goth girl said firmly, "You have no right anymore now…" She noticed that the surfer girl was trying to say something and the goth girl cut her off with a declare. "The person that Naruto will love is…Me." With that, Gwen walks away from the shocked surfer girl, leaving Bridgette all alone in the empty studio.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Cargo Hold)**

A rat was chewing on a piece of cheese before someone snatches the cheese out of its hand and eats it all up, revealing to be Ezekiel. He takes a glance at the snoozing travelers on the floor and there was sound of footsteps as Ezekiel quickly leaps into the stacks of crates. "Great graping gravy gumdrops!" Owen mumbled in his sleep with a drool, receiving a pair of odd stares from the interns as they dragging him up to the snoozing travelers.

"Are everyone there now?" Chris' voice squeaked out of the walkie-talkie.

"Yes sir…" One of the interns relied before the trapdoor open under the travelers, dropping them into the sky. "…Want to bet that they all will be pissed off?"

"That's a sucker bet." The second intern deadpanned.

* * *

**(Niagara Falls)**

Owen was first to wake up in midair before he scream out, "Wake up, guys!"

"Wha?" Courtney blinked with widened eyes, "Wha?"

"Why are swan boats falling with us, dattebayo?!" Naruto screamed out.

"Hey, kids!" The host grinned sadistically as he watched them from the airplane, "You better get into your paddleboats!" All of the travelers quickly take their hold on the boats and they fall into the river.

"I'm starting to question your father's sanity." Sky muttered to the soaking redhead and he was about to say something, only to be cut off by the oaf's scream.

"W-W-W-W-Water!" The oaf stuttered in fear, pointing at something.

"Yes, Owen, we know we're in the water." The CIT groaned.

"W-W-W-W-W-Water…" Shawn stammered.

"Wa…Wa…" Heather hugged her childhood friend's arm out of fear.

"WATERFALL!" Alejandro screamed as the CIT finally notice that they were floating toward the waterfall, "Paddle! Quick!"

"We're all gonna die!" Owen wailed.

"If you let us live, I will tutor any brain-dead person who requires it…" Courtney prayed, "Even Duncan!"

"If we live, I'll forget she ever said that!" Duncan shouted to the sky.

"Idiot, before we die, I want to say that I lo…" The queen bee gulped nervously.

"No one is gonna die, dattebayo." The redhead picked a rope up and he twirl it around, toss the end of the rope as it tangled around the second paddleboat's swan head before he grab the second rope. Naruto glance around for anything until he spots the tree's branch and he toss his rope, entwine it in process. The travelers release their breath as soon as the redhead pulls them up to the shore, away from the waterfall.

"I'm glad that they leave us some ropes…" Cody panted, "I kept wondering why there was some ropes in the boat…"

"Hai…" Naruto took a deep breath as he turned his head to the queen bee, "What were you gonna tell me about?"

"Nothing, forget it." Heather glanced away with a light blush before everyone glare at the relaxing host.

"So, Niagara Falls is pretty awesome, eh?" Chris chuckled.

"It almost killed us!" The queen bee snarled with crossed arms.

"Like I said…" The host snickered, "Awesome. The Falls is the jewel in Canada's crown and one of the top ten natural wonders in the world. It's also known for its fabulous casino, which is where we'll be heading for the first part of the challenge."

"Oh, man, seriously?!" The punk laughed.

* * *

**(Casino)**

"Seriously?" Duncan deadpanned.

"Since you're all underage, we had to move the challenge from gambling floor to the far less exciting casino concert hall!" Chris gestured at the concert hall.

"Ooh!" Owen bounced, "I wonder if anyone is performing."

"Wait a second…" The geek scratched his head with puzzled expression, "You can't let us do a gambling challenge and yet we did a lot of illegal stuff up to now." Everyone blink for a while.

"Yeah, what give?" Heather crossed her arms with a raised eyebrow.

"Fine, the reason why we can't do gambling challenge because the owner refuses to allows us on the gambling floor since Naruto's here." The host threw his hands up with a pout, "He said and in his words, 'I'm not gonna let a red devil step on my floor and bankrupt us in a day.' Then he just throws some bogus magical stuff at me."

"…What?" Everyone raised their eyebrows at their host.

"It's true." Chris sighed, "The myth goes like that…Anyone that hail from Uzumaki line will have a devil's luck and if they step in a casino to do a bit of gambling, the casino will get bankrupted in just one game. So that's the reason why we're here."

"…Seriously?" The punk deadpanned.

"Ah, so that's why kaa-san said that we can't stay at casino's hotel for a night when I was five, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head and the host cleared his throat to get everyone's attention again.

"Last time on the Aftermath show, they had a second-chance challenge where one of the losers could score a spot back in the game." The host grinned, "And we're about to meet the winner."

"Kat?" Cody perked up, "Is it Kat?"

"I hope it's not one of these girls." The queen bee scowled and the redhead winced, he doesn't know what to do if the winner turns out to be Bridgette.

"She's 200-pound of sassy in a 90-pound package, and she's wearing 12 pounds of mascara." Chris announced, "It's…Blaineley!"

"Que?" Alejandro blinked.

"What?" Heather raised her eyebrow.

"Who?" Sky blinked confusedly.

"Was she in Total Drama before?" Shawn glanced around dumbly.

"Ah, I know her." The redhead rubbed his head again as some travelers blinked at him, "Well, mostly from her fan letters, dattebayo." Suddenly, the cake props pop up and they can see the new contestant, standing on the top of the fake cake.

"Hello, Total Drama!" Blaineley walked down the cake with a smirk.

"Who's that girl again?" The geek whispered but the blonde adult overheard him.

"What?!" The blonde woman snarled, "Who am I? I gave you an interview when you were in Drama Brothers band!"

"Really?" Cody chuckled sheepishly, "Um…I forget?"

"Whatever." Blaineley rolled her eyes as she turned to the host, "Which team am I on? Can I be on Naruto's team?"

"you're on your own, because as of right now, there are no more teams!" The host replied with a wide grin.

"Yes!" Courtney and Heather glared at each other and the geek cheered to himself.

"Good luck, guys." Naruto patted the Cree girl and the zombie nut's shoulders with a wide grin, "I have a lot of fun with you guys, dattebayo."

"Same here." Shawn gave him a thumb up and Sky nodded with a smile.

"Well, gentlemen, it's been an honor." The Latino villain shook his former teammate's hands, "I trust our brotherhood can continue some manner?"

"Of course, man." Duncan smirked.

"Oh, sure." Owen patted Alejandro's back, "We're buddies all the way to the end, right, Dunc?"

"Since we are in the honeymoon capital of the world, I thought it'd be cool to drop some arranged marriages on you." Chris laughed slyly as Chef pushed a giant slot machine on stage, in his purple dress and some travelers glance at each other. "Check it!" He laughed as the cooker pulled the lever down with a happy smile, "Flotso fun for me…Not so fun for you. Each girl pulls the lever to win a husband she'll team up with for today's challenge."

"I think you're a little off there." Alejandro pointed out, "There's four ladies and six of men here."

"Nope." The host smirked evilly, "One lucky dude is going to be a bride and he's…"

"It's gonna be fun to see you in a wedding dress." The punk teased the groaning geek.

"Duncan!" Chris chuckled.

"WHAT?!" Duncan snarled angrily, "Dude, you can't do that to me, I'm out!"

"Oh, what about the million bucks?" The host wiggled his eyebrows and the punk crossed his arms with a scowl.

"…Ugh, things I do for million bucks…" The punk growled as Chef grabbed most of the boys before the cooker shove them inside the slot machine, "But don't think I will enjoy it or wear a dress!"

"It's a pity that we can't bring the bear in." Chef shook his head disappointingly.

"Yeah, a shame…" Chris nodded, "If Naruto wasn't in the game, it will be fun to see the bear maul them in small space." He turned to the girls, "Let the games begin! Sky, you're up first."

"Let's see who do I get…" Sky pulled the lever down and the slots spun for a while before the ding rang out three times as someone fall out.

"Sky, you've won Naruto." The host smirked as two certain girls grumbled at the Cree girl's luck, "Lucky you."

"Look like we're team again, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he get up on his feet, "Kinda like a fate, ha."

"Y-Y-Yeah, fate." The aspiring Olympian turned her head away with a red face, holding her burp back.

"Blaineley, you're up." Chris grinned as the blonde woman pulled the lever before her partner come out, "You've won Alejandro!"

"Ugh…" Blaineley blew her hair up as she dragged the Latino villain away, "Well, at least I didn't end up with anyone like Shawn or Cody."

"Heather, take a go at it." The host chuckled as the said girl jerked the lever down with a sneer before someone fall out with a painful groan, "And it's Shawn!"

"Oh great…" Heather said sarcastically, stomping away with the nervous zombie nut.

"Up next, Duncan!" Chris grinned at the scowling punk as he pulls the lever to get his partner, "And the lucky groom is Cody!"

"Make a crack about me and you will eat your foods through straw." Duncan growled and Cody nodded his head as he covered his straining smile.

"That means I have to…" Courtney gulped with paled face.

"That's right, Courtney!" Chris laughed evilly, "You're with Owen!"

"Whoo-hoo!" Owen picked the squirming CIT up in bear hug, "We're gonna be best team ever!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ugh!" Courtney crossed her arms with a scowl, "At least I didn't end up with bastard punk wannabe."

* * *

The grooms stare at the course as the brides put their blindfolds on and their host clear his throat, "Because a good marriage is based on trust and the ability to argue louder than your spouse, each groom will use a megaphone to guide his blindfolded bride safely to her gown or in Duncan's case, his gown."

"Fuck you." The said boy growled.

"GO!" Chris brings his hand down with a laugh.

"Sky, take four paces forward and turns right, dattebayo." Naruto spoke with his megaphone as the Cree girl followed his directions, "Careful because there's a pool closer to you."

"Blaineley, go a little at right." Alejandro hollered as the blonde woman walked toward the pool, "No, wait, left! Left!" It was too late for his warning and Blaineley scream out as she falling into the pool.

"Now take two step to your left and you'll find it." Shawn shouted out before the queen bee touched her wedding dress, "Yes, we won!"

"Yeah, we did." Heather scoffed, she wish that it was her idiot instead of this crazy nut. The queen bee gives Cree girl a deadly glare as soon as Sky reaches to her wedding dress.

* * *

It has been about twenty minutes since their challenge started, Blaineley had completed her challenge and only Duncan and Courtney has got their gown yet. "Why don't you go where I tell you to?" Cody groaned.

"I'm not doing this challenge because I refuse to be the bride!" The punk crossed his arm with a scoff.

"UGH!" The CIT screamed out as she stumbled into the pool again, "OWEN, GIVE ME THE BETTER DIRECTION!"

"But I said go that way." Owen pointed at someplace, missing the fact that his partner was blind and it took her a while to get her gown.

"Ah, finally!" Courtney tore her blindfold off with a sneer, "Owen, you need to learn how to give the direction better!" Her comment caused the oaf to pout at her with puppy eyes.

"Well, since Duncan won't make his move…" Chris grinned, "He will get the beautiful dress and we will move on to the next challenge."

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Duncan shouted with red face.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That's what you got for quit the show and made us look all over for you." The host smirked evilly.

* * *

**(Niagara Falls)**

"I'd like to call this next challenge, 'Till death do you part'." Chris gestured at a long tightrope between two wooden platforms over the waterfall and most of the travelers gulped nervously.

"Okay, so, there's no makeup people but you have to have stunt doubles sometimes, right?" Blaineley asked nervously, "Right?"

"Nah, that's reality show and there's no stunt double, dattebayo." Naruto replied, "Don't worry, the challenges aren't dangerous…Sometime."

"We escaped falling down Niagara Falls just so you could make us walk over it on a tightrope?!" Cody threw his arms up in disbelief.

"Even better." The host chuckled as he gestured at uniformed cooker, "Each groom has to carry his bride across the gorge, and then you've got to successfully clear customs. First pair to do so wins invincibility and a pimped-out wedding reception in First-Class. Heather and Shawn won the challenge, so I'm giving them a head start."

"Let's go!" Heather yanked the zombie nut toward the tightrope.

"I nearly forget…" Chris grinned, "Because the Falls weren't quite unpleasant enough, we stocked them with hungry, hungry sharks." Everyone turn to the gorge to see three sharks in a green boat and some of them raise their eyebrows.

"Sharks?!" The CIT gasped in horror.

"Oh no, I'm like a buffet to them!" The oaf screamed.

"Hey, where's Duncan?" Alejandro glanced around with a raised eyebrow.

"Oh yeah…" The host snickered, "Oh, Dunstine, come out!"

"Dunstine?" Almost everyone said with a snickering as the punk stomped up to them with a scowl, he was wearing a ball gown wedding dress with white purse.

"Make a crack and I will really add a murder to my rep sheet." Duncan growled angrily.

"We're not going to say anything…" Sky giggled in her Monique Lhuillier bridal gown, "Dunstine." Everyone laughed out loud at the punk's new name.

"…Fuck you, guys, fuck you all." The punk scowled.

"Ok, let's go." Heather snickered at the punk and the zombie nut pick her up as he walks across the tightrope. It wasn't long enough until Naruto carrying the blushing Cree girl on the tightrope, followed by Alejandro and Owen with their partners and the punk refused to go on it since he don't want to be carried by a dude.

* * *

"I can't wait until the challenge is over so I can get out of my dress." The aspiring Olympian leaned against the redhead's chest, "I'm really not used to wearing dress, even this wedding dress."

"I can tell." Naruto chuckled as the Cree girl fidgeted with her dress, "But I really think you look beautiful and cute in this dress, dattebayo."

"R-R-Really?" Sky glanced up at his face with a faintly blush, 'I'm glad you said that.'

* * *

"Stupid new girl…" The queen bee muttered with crossed arms as the zombie nut glanced at her with a raised eyebrow, "Look at her, acting like a shy schoolgirl around my idiot! They better know that it's just a challenge, not a real wedding! He should have look at me instead of these floozy hussies! What do they have that I don't have?! UGH!"

"…I really don't get it." Shawn said as the queen bee blinked at him, "Why don't you just tell him about your feeling? I mean…Like confessing to him or something?"

"It's complicated!" Heather huffed, "You don't understand it since you never fall in love with anyone before!"

"You have a point there." The zombie nut shrugged.

"Shawn, I want you to vote for Sky." The queen bee glared.

"What?" Shawn blinked, "Why should I vote for her? I don't want to…"

"Oh, that's right, I forget something else…" Heather scowled, "I want you to vote for Courtney too!"

"…But I only can vote one person!" The zombie nut gulped.

"I want one of them gone!" The queen bee shouted in his ear as he stumbled around on the rope, "Gone! Gone! Gone!"

"Calm down!" Shawn screamed, "You're gonna make me faaaAAAAAALLLL!" They both fall down with a scream.

"Oh yeah, one more thing…" Chris hollered with a grin, "If you fall off the rope, you're out!"

* * *

"So you know Naruto for a while, right?" Blaineley asked as the Latino villain nodded, "Do you know what's his type?"

"…Pardon?" Alejandro blinked rapidly.

"You know, does he like them old or young?" The blonde woman asked, "Oh, do he have a thing for blonde or what? Tell me!"

"…I-I-I don't know…" The Latino villain stammered, "W-W-Why don't you ask him?"

"I can't!" Blaineley fidgeted with her fingers shyly, "It's Naruto, one of the hottest actors in the world! What if I ask him that and he will think I'm one of these weirdo fans!" If Alejandro's hands were free, he'll pinch the bridge of his nose with a deep groan. Why do his aniki always get him in situation like that?!

* * *

Courtney grimace at the oaf as he fart with each step, "Can you please stop that?!"

"Sorry, it's the beans." Owen giggled nervously, "I just had them last night."

"Oh, I can't wait until this challenge is over." The CIT grumbled with crossed arms, her face turn green as soon as the oaf release one of his infamous stink farts.

"Whoops, my bad!" The oaf grinned nervously.

"You're so dig…" Courtney smacked Owen and she regrets it because her smack caused the oaf to fall off the tightrope with her in his arms. "FUUUUUUUUUU!"

"Hey, no meme joke!" Chef shouted from his small booth, "It's overused! Kids these days."

* * *

"Come on, man, can we just go?" Cody whined.

"No!" Duncan crossed his arms as the geek opened his mouth with a raised index finger, "No! No! No!"

"Dunstine!" The geek gestured at the tightrope, "Let's go!"

"No!" Duncan picked his skirt up and stomped away with a scowl.

"Come back here, Dunstine!" Cody chased his runaway bride.

"No!"

"Ah, it's so like a real marriage." The host clasped his hands with a cheesy grin.

* * *

"Business or pleasure?" The cooker asked as soon as Naruto and Sky finally reach the second platform.

"Um…" The redhead and the aspiring Olympian traded a glance, "We're getting marrying, dattebayo."

"Okay, then, a few questions first." Chef held his questions card up, "The questions are based on wedding customs from all over the world and they all are different. If you get one wrong, you two will go back and do it again. Clear?"

"Yeah, we got it." Sky nodded.

"Let's start with you, brat." The cooker cleared his throat, "In Finland, there is a tradition for the bride-to-be. She have to go from door to door to receive her wedding gift with a blank. What is the object that used to collect the gifts?"

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head with scrunched face, "Pillowcase?"

"It's okay, Naruto…" The Cree girl sighed.

"Correct!" Chef nodded, caused them to stare at him oddly.

"There's a tradition like that in Finland?" Sky dropped her jaw.

"Belching maggot, your question…" The cooker glanced at his card as the Cree girl groaned at her nickname, "In South Korea, a wedding couple get a pair of wooden ducks because they represent peace, fidelity, and plentiful offspring. What's the kind of ducks?"

"Before I answer it, do we get hint chances or not?" The aspiring Olympian asked.

"Yeah, but only three chances and it will carry over though your challenge." Chef replied, "For example, if you use one chance before redo it again, you only have two chances. Do you want to use one of them now?" The Cree girl nodded, "Okay, the ducks are found in East Asia and are closely similar to American wood duck."

"Oh…" The redhead snapped his fingers, he really want to tell her but the cooker won't let him give her the answer.

"Hmm…" Sky tapped her cheek for a while, "Um…Mandarin duck?"

"Correct!"

"How did you guess it?" Naruto asked.

"Lucky guess and it's one of few ducks I know." The Cree girl shrugged.

"Brat, your next question…" Chef said, "A groom is forced into marrying the bride by her family because he impregnated her by accident. What do you call this wedding?"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Did you give me this question on purpose?" The redhead asked with a twitching eyebrow.

"Yes, plus Chris want me to give you this question." The cooker admitted.

"Figured." Naruto sighed, "Shotgun wedding."

"Correct!" Chef nodded, "Belching maggot, your next question…Which country is popular place for young English couple to elope?"

"…Do you think we can use a hint chance?" Sky asked as the redhead nodded his head, "What's the hint?"

"We visited this country when I was the host for a while." The cooker said, "It's one of my favorite."

'Think, Sky, think…' The Cree girl rubbed her neck in deep thought, 'It's obliviously not UK or USA since he told us that he was bored or hate it…It must be Greece or Scotland…But which one?'

"It's okay if we get it wrong…" The redhead said before he heard a screaming right behind him, caused him to look over his shoulder to see that Alejandro and Blaineley just fall off. "Huh, I wonder what just happened?" What he doesn't know is that the Latino villain jumps off on purpose because he can't take another question from the blonde woman.

"I'll go with Scotland." Sky burped nervously.

"Correct!" Chef nodded.

"Why is it popular?" Naruto asked.

"It's because you can get marry at sixteen without your parent's permission and it's the legal age." The cooker answered.

"Whoa, I hope their marriage go well, dattebayo." The redhead blinked with widened eyes.

"Now here's your final question, you both have to answer at same time." Chef cleared his throat, "Finish the verse of Something Old…"

_Something old, something new,_

_Something borrowed, something blue…_

Naruto and Sky glance at each other before they smile at each other and they count down with their fingers from three.

_And silver sixpence in your shoe!_

"T-T-That's right…" The cooker blinked, "How did you two get it right?"

"I know it from some tv shows." The aspiring Olympian smiled.

"I learned about it in my second year of high school, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

"You got them all right." Chef cleared his throat, "Anything to declare?"

"I declare my wife to be awesome, dattebayo." Naruto joked.

"I also declare my husband to be sweetest guy." Sky teased back.

"Congrats, you guys." Chris clapped his hands with a grin, "You'll be traveling together in First-Class, and you've both won invincibility, which means you can't be vote out."

"Help us!" Owen screamed with his fellow travelers as he swam away from the shark's boat.

"The challenge is over now? Finally!" Duncan tore his dress off as the geek yelped, "Relax, dude, I'm wearing my clothes under this stupid dress."

"Oh, I thought you were…" Cody muttered.

"Don't you dare to finish this sentence!" The punk glared.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Naruto and Sky have immunity." The host grinned at the travelers, "Everyone else is fair game. What's it gonna be?" He shuffled though the passports, "Interesting…Really? Huh. Who'da thought? Wow."

"Tell us who it is already!" Heather threw her arms up.

"Okay, okay!" Chris rolled his eyes, "Hold on to your Halter top! Three votes for Heather…"

"What?!" The queen bee gasped.

"Three votes for Courtney…" The host ignored her.

"Who's the assholes that vote for me?!" Courtney scowled, "Tell me now!"

"And the person gets four votes…" Chris ignored the CIT and the rest of the sweating travelers glanced at each other nervously.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Owen!"

"What?" Owen gasped with almost everyone, "Me?"

"Owen, the gang has spoken." The host tossed the parachute chute to the sulking oaf.

"Oh, okay…" The oaf muttered as he walked toward the hatchdoor, "Well, I'll miss you guys."

"Take care, Big O." Naruto waved at him.

"Smell ya later, man!" Duncan nodded with a grin.

"I am weeping…" Alejandro placed hand on his chest, "On the inside."

"You can't do it on the outside, Al?" Owen asked, "Just a little? I'd like that. Al? Al? Al! Al?!"

"I will later…" The Latino villain muttered with twitching eyebrow, even his cheek was twitching.

"Okay, Al!" The oaf jumped out, only to end up stuck in the hatchway. "Little help?" Alejandro quickly kick out, receiving a fart to his face and the Latino villain dropped on his knee as he cough out.

"And that's why I don't do anything." Chef smirked cruelly.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Whoa, they put a wedding cake in here, dattebayo." Naruto dropped his jaw at the huge wedding cake.

"Yeah, and there's so many stuff that you can find at the wedding." Sky glanced around in the decorated First-Class as she sat down with a piece of cake, "They really went all out on this wedding theme."

"Indeed." The redhead sat down next to her, "Congrats on making it to the merge by the way, dattebayo."

"Thank, Naruto." The Cree girl smiled and an idea appeared in her head as a pinkish blush appears on her cheek. "You know, it's still our 'wedding day' until midnight and we forget to did one thing..." She leans up to give him a peck on his cheek but…

"We did?" Naruto turned his head with a blink and they accidentally kiss each other on lips before they quickly pull away from each other with red faces.

"O-O-Oh, I'm sorry!" Sky stuttered as she waved her hands around, "I tried to kiss your cheek but you…"

"I-I-I-It's okay!" The redhead waved his hands around, "It was an accident and it's my fault, dattebayo." It went on for a while until they finally calm down and they was eating their cake in silence with red faces. "Um…What happened to your wedding dress?" Naruto asked, he want to say something to take their mind off from their small accident and he don't like to stay in a quiet room.

"Oh, they let me keep it." The aspiring Olympian tucked her hair away, "Everyone have to keep their dress."

"Even Dunstine?" Naruto grinned slyly.

"Even her." Sky giggled and they never noticed that she just rest her head on his shoulder, they even went to sleep like that.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Why do I have an urge to run into the First-Class to yell at them?" Duncan raised his eyebrow with a scowl, "Did they say anything about my girly name? They better not!"

_***Static***_

"I hate this challenge!" Heather kicked the wall countless times, "ARRGH! I bet right now, the new girl is getting closer to him because they're all 'married couple' now! UGH! I better win the next challenge and keep idiot all to myself!"

_***Static***_

"Oh man, it's getting hard for me to pick my favorite 'ship' now." Chris rubbed his chin, "I like to see my kid end up with Heather because of her personality and scheming side…Hmm…Meh, I'll still pair him with Heat…"

Chef kicked the door open with a cleaver, "Are you trying do something to my brat?!"

"No, Chef, no!" The host screamed out, "I'm not up to something! I swear!"

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"When will we get a damn challenge?" Courtney glared at the punk with a growl and he just rolls his eyes, why does she always make a big deal over their breakup? "We have been sitting around for a week! A week!"

"Don't remind me…" Heather scowled with crossed arms, "I hate the fact that idiot is in there with this new girl! Who know what they are doing in there!"

"Maybe they're making out." Cody joked and the queen bee narrowed her eyes at him.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Get any four?" Sky asked.

"Nah, go fish." Naruto chuckled as the Cree girl pick a card from the deck, "Get any nine?" The aspiring Olympian was about to saying something but the PA cut her off.

"Attention, travelers…" Chris' voice squeaked out, "We are going to land in South Korea soon and we have to be careful there because I don't want to run into Running Man cast anytime."

"I think our challenge gonna be one of another nametag ripping again, dattebayo." The redhead deadpanned and the Cree girl nodded with a deadpan expression.

* * *

**(South Korea)**

"Welcome back to South Korea!" The host grinned at the travelers as they stared at the odd floating platforms in the pool and the queen bee release an annoying sigh.

"Ugh…" Heather rubbed her temples, "Don't tell me that we're all gonna fight each other until we fall in water."

"Yes, but I add a little flair of mine." Chris gestured at the odd platform. It has three large circles, with three jailed pods each, and they all connected to the small square platform in the middle. "I'm gonna call it…" The host flexed his arms with a wide grin, "Elimination Smackdown!"

"That's really dumbest name you ever come up with." Duncan muttered under his breath.

"Each player will be in these pods and when the challenge starts, the first three pods will open at random then each pod will open within five minutes." The host explained, "Whoever comes out must get their opponents off the platform into the pool to get them out and must fight his or her way through to the end of this challenge. The last person wins the challenge and will get something in the next challenge."

"Another water challenges?" Naruto rubbed his head before he notice a confusing stare from the host, "Nani? I'm not the only one who notices that we have a lot of challenges relating to water since the Bahamas, dattebayo."

"…"

"…"

"…Honestly, I didn't notice it until you said it just now." Cody muttered and some of the travelers agreed with him.

"Anyway, get in your pods and get ready to rumble!" Chris cleared his throat loudly.

* * *

**(Pool)**

The travelers glance at each other from their pods as they wait for the signal and the three of nine pods finally open, releasing three players. "Crap…" Cody deadpanned as Duncan and Alejandro stepped out, "That's overkill, man…"

"Nah, it's not!" The host hollered from his lounge chair, taking a sip out of his pineapple juice.

"Ugh…" The geek groaned and before he knows it, both the punk and the Latino villain toss him into the pool as the geek scream out.

"Sorry, my amigo, but I better take you out to save some time." Alejandro called out before he lunges at the punk and they wrestle with each other, attempting to push each other off the platform. One of the pods open after five minutes and the boys glances over their shoulders to see Blaineley, charging toward them. The Latino villain quickly shove the distracting punk into the pool and trip the charging blonde woman, smirking at her as she land on the soaking punk in the pool.

"Ooh, my money's on Alejandro." Chris nudged his co-worker, "He just beat three players right away."

"Don't put your money on him, we just started the challenge." Chef crossed his arms, "He'll run out of stream eventually." Naruto was next to step out and the redhead tackle Alejandro down, holding him in headlock as he tried to drag the Latino villain toward the edge but Alejandro yank themselves away from the edge.

"Get in…" Naruto grunted out as he attempted to toss the Latino villain away, "The pool, dattebayo!"

"No, you two get out!" The boys blinked at the new voice before they both fall into the pool with a scream, courtesy of Heather.

"Wow, that was too short…" The host held up a remote with an evil grin, "Maybe we just release everyone at same time?"

"Yes, please." The cooker chuckled evilly.

"Oh, come on!" The queen bee threw her arms up as the remaining players get out of their pods, "Why do you always change the rules?!"

"My show, my rules." Chris droned.

"Okay, guys, let's take Heather out first." Courtney smirked smugly as the zombie nut and the aspiring Olympian traded a glance before they shove the shocked CIT off the platform.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Did she forget that there's no team anymore?" Shawn raised his eyebrow, "It's every man for himself and I really want to get the million bucks for my anti-zombie bunker."

* * *

The zombie nut falls into the pool after he got blindsided by the queen bee during his fight with the Cree girl and the girls slowly moving around in the circle, never taking their eyes off each other. Heather was first to make her move as she lunging at the aspiring Olympian, tackling her down on the platform and Sky push the queen bee away forcefully. The queen bee quickly get on her feet and was about to charge again but the Cree girl slide under her legs, sweeping the queen bee off her feet. Heather give out a painful scream as she land on the pool, facedown.

"Ooh, that'll gonna leave a mark." Chris winced before he replays the footage of Heather's fall with a sadistic grin as he rewinding and forwarding the painful part of the footage. "Sky wins the first part of the challenge! Everyone, dry off and meet me at this building…" He gestured at the two-stories building, "In ten minutes."

"What kind of reward is she getting?" Courtney scowled.

"You'll find out soon." The host chuckled.

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**(Building)**

Naruto glance around with confused expression, "Where's the girls and Cody?"

"Don't worry about them." Chris gestured at the lottery box in Chef's hands with a grin, "Before we start the challenge…Boys, draw one of four numbered ball out and the interns will bring you to a certain room, where you will wait for the details of your challenge. Duncan, you're first."

"I better not get Courtney." Duncan muttered as he pick a ball out, "Four."

"I got one." Alejandro raised his eyebrow at the ball, he wonder what Chris is up to now.

"Two." Shawn glanced at the number on his chosen ball.

"That mean I get three, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head before the interns dragging them away and the host turns his head to the cooker with a grin.

"I can't wait to see their reaction." The host snickered.

"You and me." Chef snickered.

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**(Room Two)**

The zombie nut enters the room and the first thing he saw was a table with paper handcuff. "Shawn?" The said blinking boy glanced up to see Cody, "Did Chris tells you something about what we are gonna do?"

"No, he said he will tell us soon." Shawn rubbed his head and the geek opens his mouth, only to close it when they hear their host's voice through the PA.

"Your final challenge is…" Chris' voice spoke, "Single vs. Lovers! Four couples will put their paper handcuffs on as representative of your love bond! Each dude get their 'girlfriend' as their partner…Cody's girly name is Codi, just to let you know what to call him during this challenge."

"Ugh…" The geek sighed deeply.

"All the couples must hide from the single, who will try to tear the handcuff off and if a couple's paper handcuff get break in any methods, both the partners will be ousted." The host explained, "The couple's goal is to survive one hour time limit while the single's goal is to destroy all couple's bond. Sky won the pervious challenge so she is the single and she will hunt you guys down. If she completes her goal, she will get immunity from tonight's elimination…If one couple survives to the end, they will get immunities…If all couples survive, Sky will be eliminate on spot without a voting."

"I wonder what if two couples survived at the end?" The zombie nut scratched his chin.

"Two surviving couples will have invincibility while five people will face elimination." Chris replied as the blinking boys widened their eyes, "The room is wiretapped and we can see you on the screen, by the way…Put the handcuff on and go hiding somewhere in this building, you have ten minutes before Sky come in." The boys quickly put their handcuff on and ran out together.

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**(Confessional)**

"I know it." Heather groaned angrily, "He just ripped another one off Running Man again! Doesn't he know there's more to South Korea than a show? Like the culture, history, and…" The video fast forwarding for a while, "Hangul at one time was banned by Yeonsangun, the tenth king of Joseon, until it was bring back during the late sixteenth cen…"

_***Static***_

"No one wants to know more about boring history of South Korea." Chris shrugged, "So I'm cutting it out."

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**(Duncan)**

The punk's eyebrow has been twitching for ten minutes as he listens to his partner's complaints and a sigh escaped his lips, why does the universe hate him right now? "Listen to me, Duncan!" Courtney growled as they walked together, "You have to snap their handcuffs if we find these couples!"

"No, it's not a good idea." Duncan muttered, "If we leave them all alone, it will save us some time so Sky won't find…"

"No, we'll win the challenge if we stick to my plan!" The CIT threw her arms up with a furious roar, forgetting one important thing.

_Snap_

"…"

"…"

"…" They stared at their broken handcuff before Courtney glance at the punk, "I'm sure they will let it slide…"

"_Courtney out! Duncan out!"_

"No, it was an accident!" The CIT stomped her feet, "Redo! Do it over!" Duncan don't know what to feeling about, happy that he's away from his ex or angry that he just got eliminated.

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"Already?" Sky raised her eyebrow at the announcement as she checked around in an office room for any couples, "It only has been fifteen minutes…" She shook her head as she reach out for the doorknob, only to pull her hand back as soon as the door open up and the Cree girl stare at Cody and Shawn for a while.

"…RUN!" Cody screamed out before the zombie nut grab his arm and they run away, follow by the aspiring Olympian.

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**(Naruto)**

The redhead and his partner finally find a decent hiding place in one of the office room, their hiding spot was a large closet and the redhead glance at his quiet partner. "Are you okay?" Naruto asked, "You have been very quiet for a while, dattebayo."

"I-I-I'm fine." Blaineley stammered with a red face, she would never think that she will end up with her favorite actor right away and it was hard for her to not go fangirl all over the redhead. "Do you think we'll stay here for the rest of challenge?"

"Nah, we may have to move around so it will be hard for Sky to find us, dattebayo." The redhead replied.

"That's smart…" The blonde woman nodded as they sat together in silence, "…Oh, I just saw your new movie, 'Who Killed John Doe', and it was really good."

"Oh, thank." Naruto rubbed his head with a light chuckle, "All of the guys in this movie are really great than me…"

" No, you really stand out." Blaineley almost shouted out, "Your performances in all scenes were really great, even in the end where the murderer turned out to be you! Your character's motive really gives me a chilling! I didn't saw that one coming and…" She rambled for a while about his acting career before she finally stop as her face turned red, "…I didn't mean to rambling…"

"It's okay, dattebayo." The chuckling redhead patted her shoulder, "I know that you're my biggest fan since I read all of your letters so it's okay."

"Y-Y-You did?" The blonde woman perked up and they chat for a while.

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**(Sky)**

The two boys struggling with the aspiring Olympian, holding her hands away from their handcuff as they tried to escape from her. "S-S-Shawn, I don't think…" Cody panted as he covered their handcuff with his body, "She'll give…up anytime now…"

"You're right, I won't." Sky's hand finally breaks through during their struggling and her index finger hooks into the handcuff before she tears it off.

"_Shawn out! Cody out!"_

"Sorry, boys." The aspiring Olympian ran off with a waving hand and the boys glance at each other as the interns drag them away.

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**(Heather)**

"Why do I have to end up with you instead of idiot?!" The queen bee complained.

"Don't ask me." Alejandro rolled his eyes, "If I were you, I won't worry about aniki because he's with Blaineley and I'm sure nothing will happen between them."

"I know and I don't care." Heather scoffed, "But one thing I care about is that I should be the one with idiot in this challenge! UGH!"

"_Twenty minutes remaining! Twenty minutes remaining!"_

"Finally!" The queen bee and the Latino villain grunted as they walk into a long hallway before they stop in their track, staring at the Cree girl. Sky quickly run toward them, cause them to run away from her until she tackle them down and it wasn't long enough for her to tear the handcuff off.

"_Alejandro out! Heather out! Ten minutes left!"_

Sky run off without saying anything to the eliminated travelers, she has to find the last couple before the end of the challenge and there was one room that she didn't check.

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Naruto and Blaineley run down the hallway as the Cree girl chase them down after she found them in the closet and the last couple turn around the corner to see the dead end. "Blaineley, get behind me, dattebayo." The redhead ordered as the blonde woman get behind him to protect their handcuffed arms and Sky turned around the corner before she try to get past Naruto's guard but the redhead hold her back. The aspiring Olympian suddenly pull him into a hug and she reach out for the handcuff as Blaineley tried to stop her.

"_Time up! Time up! Challenge over!"_

"Oh, so close!" Sky sighed.

"YES, WE WON!" Blaineley shoved the Cree girl away to hug Naruto.

"Naruto and Blaineley just made it to the end." Their host's voice echoed out of PA, "That mean they have immunity from tonight's voting and they both will ride First-Class together to the next destination. Come see me in the galley and quick, before anyone catch us here!" The group glances at each other nervously before they all run back to the airplane.

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**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Ok, everyone just voted and if I call out for your name, you are safe for now." Chris grinned at the travelers, "First, Naruto and Blaineley are safe since they both have immunities…Alejandro, Cody, Heather, Shawn, Duncan…" Sky and Courtney traded a glance, "And…"

"…" The CIT crossed her arms with a sneer.

"…" The Cree girl fidgeted with her fingers.

"…Courtney!" The host announced as almost everyone gasped, "Yeah, I'm even shocked…Again."

"Gomen, Sky, I'm gonna miss you." Naruto patted the aspiring Olympian's shoulder.

"Me too…" Sky gave him a hug before she receive her parachute chute as she walk toward the hatch, "Um…Naruto…Can we hang out sometime after this show?"

The redhead blink at her before he give her a wide grin, "Sure, we will." Sky smile at him and give the travelers a wave before she jump out, they all never notice the growling queen bee glare at the empty spot where the Cree girl used to stand on.

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**(Cockpit)**

"What a wet trip!" Chris chuckled, "We finally reach to the merge with a couple of shocking eliminations and a new traveler. Only eight travelers left and we have a lot of questions! Who will make it to the final three? Will Heather do something since all of her love rivals are out of the game? How will everyone get along with Blaineley? Who will take the Drop of Shame? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**WORLD TOUR!"**

"…Wait, did you tell your mother about the baby?" Chef asked.

"…Shit." The host paled before his phone start to ringing and he turn it off.

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**(First-Class)**

Naruto was lying on the chair bed with blanket and he blink at the ceiling for a while until he open his mouth. "Um…Blaineley, why are we…Um…spooning?" It turn out that the blonde woman was cuddling right behind the redhead's back.

"Well, the night is not over yet and we're still a 'couple' for now." Blaineley teased as the redhead gulped nervously, "Don't worry, I won't do anything to you…yet."

"Oh, I see…" Naruto blinked, "Wait, did you said yet?"

"Yes, I did." The blonde woman blew his ear and the redhead just widened his eyes with red face.

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_Contestants: Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Naruto, Shawn_

_Eliminated: B, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Dawn, DJ, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Gwen, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sky, Tyler_

_Arrested: Sierra_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

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**And this ends our twentieth chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

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**Again, there must be another delay for the next chapter since it's still Christmas time. Just to let you all know.**

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	21. World Tour: A Quick Travel

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**Coldblue: 3) Yes, it's the same guy. 4) The genre has not been set yet so it can be anything.**

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**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-one chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

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**Chapter 21: World Tour: A Quick Travel**

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**(Cockpit)**

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, everyone have a long good soaking time before and after the merge." Chris grinned, "There were a lot of things going on during this time, Courtney's temper land her in hot water, Sky accidently kiss Naruto during their wedding night, and Blaineley make her debut. Now we have eight travelers left on this airplane and it won't be long enough until we reach to the final challenge of the season! Who will be the unlucky travelers to get the Drop of Shame? Who will be lucky to make it to the final three? Where will we go to? Find out tonight on Total Drama World Tour!"

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**(First-Class)**

Naruto was relaxing in his chair and he glance around with a raised eyebrow as soon as he notice that Blaineley wasn't in the cabin. "Attention, fellow travelers." Blaineley's voice spoke out of the PA as the redhead blinked, "Feeling alone in the game? Looking for an ally you can call your very own? Consider joining forces with me. You won't regret it. This promise is not legally binding. Offer may be withdrawn at any time…Except for Naruto."

"Sound like one of these Seen on TV commercials, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled lightly.

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**(Economy Class)**

Alejandro glances at each traveler and they were all glaring at Courtney, even Shawn because the CIT just insulted him for believing in the zombie conspiracies. The Latino villain smirks to himself, now that will make everything easy for him in next challenge if the CIT don't win it. "Alejandro, if I were you, I should shave that tacky soul patch off." Courtney crossed her arms with her nose up in air, never notice the deadly glare from the Latino villain.

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**(Confessional)**

"No one insult my soul patch." Alejandro gestured at his soul patch, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to grow this? She is so on my list now!"

_***Static***_

"How perfect is that?" Heather smirked smugly, "Everyone is focusing on Courtney now so I don't have to worry about anyone voting for me now."

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**(China)**

"Ni Hao!" Chris grinned as soon as the group gathered in front of the Great Wall after their sudden landing, "Welcome to China…A vast country rich in history, culture, innovation, and delicious sauces. Our first challenge is torn from the pages of her rich history. In eight million BC, king Dim Sum led a battalion of donkey warriors down this very great wall."

"Eight million BC was the Miocene era." Courtney rolled her eyes, "There was dinosaurs!"

"That's wrong." Naruto raised his eyebrows, "They all died out in 65 million BC and there's hunter-gatherers in Miocene era, dattebayo." The CIT was about to snarl at him but the geek cut her off.

"He's right." Cody nodded with everyone and the CIT just drop her jaw in shock.

"I-I-I-I'm wrong?" The CIT stammered, "For the first time, I'm wrong? NOOOOOO! I'm not wrong! I'm right! Always right!"

"Ignoring her little crisis…." The chuckling host gestured at several vehicles, "We've provided a selection of vehicles to race to our mystery destination. They're first come, first served. It's the Chinese way."

"…Now I'm glad that he don't say anything about Korea's history when we were there." Heather whispered to the sighing redhead with deadpan expression.

"Ready…" Chris announced as the travelers tensed up, "Set…" His phone rang, "I'd better get this. McLean here…"

"CHRIS MCLEAN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MY GREAT-GRANDCHILD?!"

"Ma, I'm losing you with all these statics!" The host quickly hang up as he turned to the travelers, "…GO!" Everyone ran past him, "Did I give them a warning? Eh, whatever."

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**(Great Wall)**

"This rickshaw is mine!" The queen bee ran toward the rickshaw.

"I don't see a vanity plate on it, girlfriend." Blaineley ran up to the queen bee's side.

"Stop breathing down my neck or get a mint already!" Heather growled before she got blindsided by the blonde woman's backhand slap, "You did not just do that!"

"I'm good, right?" The blonde woman jump on the rickshaw with a smug smirk, "Come and get me, alliance buddy…" She paused to giggle nervously, "Oops! What I mean is, if any of you would still like to be in an alliance with me, feel free to pull. I'm a true size zero, fyi."

"Okay…" Duncan grabbed the bike, panting heavily.

"Duncan, you do know that I think of you as my amigo." Alejandro smirked.

"Yeah, so?" The punk scoffed, "We gonna wrestle over this or what?"

"If you want it, it's your." The Latino villain picked the skateboard up and the punk was about to say something, only to blink rapidly as Naruto drive past them on a poor-quality moped scooter. They stare at the redhead's back for a while before Duncan raise his eyebrow, "I thought there was no scooter among these vehicles…"

"Actually, it was there." Shawn replied, skating past them on his rollerblades before the punk and the Latino villain quickly chase them down with haste.

"Mine!" Courtney sat on the tricycle, giving the queen bee an arrogant smirk.

"No, I was here fir…" Heather trailed off as soon as she notices a Kawasaki motorcycle and the CIT notice it too before the CIT quickly jump on it.

"You can have this stupid tricycle!" The CIT revved it, only to blink at the gas gauge. "It's empty?!"

"Suck to be you!" The queen bee quickly peddled away from the CIT on her tricycle, followed by the geek on a mule after he chased it around for a while.

"CHRIS!" Courtney screamed out with rage, "You forget about the gas!"

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**(Confessional)**

"No, I didn't." Chris snickered, "There's one or two duds among the selections."

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"Oh, they don't really look like your style." Blaineley laughed at the CIT, bouncing past the blonde woman on a pogo stick.

"Who the hell are you laughing at?" The CIT growled, "You're not going anywhere on this stupid thing."

"Oh, I wouldn't be so sure." The blonde woman checked her nails with a hidden smirk.

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"Wow, you're really fast." Naruto glanced at the punk with a chuckle, "Good thing you don't have to go too fast to catch up with me since this scooter can only go ten mph, dattebayo."

"Yeah…" Duncan panted heavily as Alejandro and Shawn tried to get past each other, "It's really…Handy when I…Have to outrun the cops…" It wasn't long until the punk notice something in front of them, "Whoa, hey, bro, what's that?!"

"Yo, want to know what else the Chinese invented?" The host showed up in his personal helicopter with a megaphone and the redhead move around a small object before the punk run across it.

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Cody wonders what just happened as soon as he stares at the huge explosive from the distance and the geek just shrug his shoulder, ignoring the fact that the CIT just passed him a while ago.

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The four boys were racing against each other up the slope until they heard a shouting right behind them, "Outta my way!" Heather paddled past them all with haste and the boys blinked at her before they quickly tried to overtake her.

"Slow down, you guys!" Courtney screamed as she finally catches up to them, "Let me pass you guys!" Someone was about to say something but the CIT just roll over the land mine and the screaming CIT flew away from them as they kept race each other.

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Chris was talking to the camera at the finish line before he hear something as he turn around to see the group of racers and he leap out of their way, over the Great Wall. The queen bee and the four boys tied with each other as Cody cross the finish line on his mule and they all glance around for their host while they arguing about who come in first place. Alejandro notices the climbing host, "May we check the photo finish?"

"What show do you think you're on?" The host grunted.

"Total Drama World Tour." Naruto replied with a confused expression, never notice some facepalm from his fellow travelers.

"That was a rhetorical question." Chris deadpanned, "Where was I? Oh yeah, there's no prize for first, anyway."

"What?!" Everyone screamed out.

"I just forget to tell you guys about that." The host snickered evilly as he gestured at the gong, "Anyone who makes it over the line before the gong rings gets to join me for a very special lunch, a.k.a. the next part of the challenge."

"At least we beat Blaineley." Heather muttered angrily with crossed arms.

"Sorry to disappoint you, sweetie." Everyone turned around to see the relaxing blonde woman on her rickshaw, "I had the greatest tour ever…The little villages, the rice paddies. I even did a little shopping."

"But…" Alejandro glanced at the other side with a raised eyebrow.

"Wow, it must be one lucky vehicle with a secret reward, dattebayo." The redhead whistled and some travelers glance at each other, he must be right about that or not.

"Why are you sweating so much?" Shawn asked after he noticed the panting cooker.

"Nothing…" Chef panted as he rang the gong before he mutters to himself, "If she is a size zero, I'm the emperor of China!" He better not let his boss find out that he's in a secret alliance again with Blaineley because he wants his own show.

"Okay, people, let's go…" Chris beckoned the travelers to follow him.

"Wait, I'm here!" Courtney finally showed up, covering in soot and a black eye.

"Too late, the gong just rang!" The host smirked cruelly, "Meaning that you won't be in the next part of the challenge!"

"What?!" The CIT stomped her feet with a scream.

"She's so losing it." The cooker whispered to the snickering host.

"I know…" Chris nodded with a wide grin, "I am so enjoying that."

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**(Restaurant)**

"To win today, you'll have to eat more than anybody else at this totally awesome Chinese restaurant." The host grinned at the sitting travelers.

"Who doesn't love won tons?" Cody bragged, "Last New Year's, I ate about a thousand of…"

"Except that this is the world's most authentic Chinese restaurant." Chris cut the geek off, "You'll be enjoying real street-food delicacies…Deep-fried grasshoppers, kung-pow larvae."

Duncan raises his eyebrow at the gagging Latino villain, "Are you okay, bro?"

"Pfft, I'm fine." Alejandro waved it off, "Where I'm from, we eat barbecued guinea pig. This is…" He gagged as Chris' phone rang, "Nothing."

"McLean here…" The host answered his phone.

"IF YOU HANG UP ON ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL…" The host just hangs up on his mother.

"Grammy is so gonna kill you, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned at his father.

"Nah, she won't." Chris muttered under his breath.

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**(Confessional)**

"I've been dreading the eating competition because my body is my temple." Alejandro admitted before he tore his shirts off, "And what temple keeper would contaminate this?" His pecs bounced around and the Latino villain just wiggles his eyebrows with a smirk.

_***Static***_

"I'm so tired of cleaning up after this pretty maggot." Chef tossed the ripped shirts in the trash bag, "Do you all live in a barn or something?"

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The host clears his throat, "Okay, you have to eat each bowl of delish food, opening your mouth to prove it went down. If you're last to finish or you puke, you go sit with Courtney on the loser bench."

"I am a CIT!" Courtney screamed out, "I am not a loser!"

"We heard you for the thousandth time, now shut the fuck up." Chef wheeled the cart up to the table with a grunt and he handed the bowls out to the travelers, giving Blaineley a slightly nod.

"Looks simply scrumptious." Blaineley said out loud.

"What's that?" Shawn asked.

"Is that a roasted eel?" Cody asked nervously.

"It's donkey meal." Chris chuckled, "Local delicacy."

"Ace, where are you!" The geek screamed out, "Fart if you can hear me!" There was a fart sound and the geek sit back as he exhaled out.

"It's not bad, dattebayo." Naruto swallowed his food.

"Yeah." The zombie nut nodded before the travelers grimace at the vomiting Latino villain.

"Alejandro, you're out." The host chuckled, "Loser bench!"

"At least I don't have to…" Alejandro heaved out dryly, "Eat these disgusting things…"

"The next dish is…" Chris grinned at the new dishes as the cooker handed them to the travelers, "Live mealworms!"

"EWWW!" Heather pushed her dish away, "Do you seriously want us to eat these?!"

"Well, they don't mind." The host jabbed his thumb at the rest of travelers as they finished their meal, "You're out, by the way."

"You're a fucking sicko." The queen bee mumbled under her breath.

"Bring out the next dish." Chris chuckled.

"What's that?" Cody chewed on a new meal.

"Dog meat." The host replied with a twisted smirk as the geek froze up before he throws up all over the host's face, "…Cody, loser bench. It's dinner for four!" He gestured at the remaining players and Chef tosses them a new bowl.

"What the fuck is that?" Duncan held an odd food on a stick before he takes a bite.

"Starfish on a skewer." Chris answered before he narrows his eyes at Chef in suspicion when the blonde woman winks at the cooker and his co-worker chuckling nervously.

"Bacon…" The punk just spit it out.

"Duncan, off to the loser bench!" The host laughed as the cooker quickly passes out the bowls, "Next dish…"

"Wait! Stop!" Heather stood up as the group blinked at her, "Why does Blaineley's food look so much better?!"

"It's exactly the same!" Blaineley protested before they turn to the host with a ringing phone.

"Hold on…" Chris just turned his phone off, "Done."

"Your ma is so gonna beat you up now." Chef said.

"No, she won't." The host rolled his eyes as he switched the traveler's bowls around, "There…" He glanced at the queen bee, "Happy now?"

"Very." The queen bee sat down with a nod.

"Let's wrap it up here." Chris sighed, "That's the last round. Whoever wins has invincibility in tonight's vote, and they get to take the person of their choice up to the First-Class with them."

"Hmm, that looks odd to me." Naruto slowly bring his meal up.

"It's a fox meal." The host said and the redhead just froze up and he places his chopsticks down before he stand up.

"I forfeit the match, dattebayo." The redhead mumbled, "I'm glad I did not eat it yet."

"Huh?" Duncan raised his eyebrow as the redhead sat down on the loser bench, "Why did you give up?"

"Because foxes are sacred to my family, dattebayo." Naruto whispered back and the punk just shrugged, he was just curious.

"And Shawn won the challenge." Chris laughed at the vomiting blonde woman after she took a small bite, "Shawn, who do you want to take with you to the First-Class."

"No one." Shawn rubbed his head, he don't want to risk it if someone turn into a zombie in same room with him.

"Well, back to the plane." The host chuckled and everyone glance at each other.

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**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Whoa, I think that's the first time in TD history." Chris rechecked the voting results, "Yes, it is."

"Just spit it out and get it over with!" Courtney growled angrily, "I have to go back to Economy Class to do some plan!"

"It's a tie between Courtney…" The host ignored the gasping CIT, "And Blaineley!"

"Prepare to go down, bitch!" The CIT pointed at the blonde woman with a sneer, it was logic that there will be a tiebreaker.

"Actually, both of you will take the Drop of Shame because of some…" Chris shifted his eyes around, "Um…Budget issue? Yeah, budget issue!"

"What?!" Both Blaineley and Courtney screamed out as they catch their parachute chutes and Chef shove them toward the hatch.

"Are you still sore over this dumb lawsuit?!" Courtney screamed before the host punts her out.

"Maybe!" The host hollered out.

"I'll sue you and Duncan!" The CIT screamed.

"Oh joy…" Duncan deadpanned.

"Now, Blaineley, get out of my plane." Chris grinned.

"Not so fast." Blaineley narrowed her eyes at the host, "I have some things to say first! Ezekiel, he's still hiding in the hold! Chris, I was supposed to be the ho…" The host quickly shoves her out.

"Whoops, I think she just slip off." The host pretends to gasp with hands on his cheeks.

"…"

"…"

"…Is it really quiet in here all of sudden, or is it just me?" Cody asked.

"It's not just you." Alejandro crossed his arms.

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**(Cockpit)**

"Hey, boss…" Chef said as soon as Chris finished his sign-off scene, "Why did you eliminated Blaineley and Courtney at same time instead of tiebreaker…I'm fine if it was Courtney that get eliminated but Blaineley?"

"Because of few reasons…" Chris started to count with his fingers, "First, I hate them both…Second, they are so annoying…Third, I want Blaineley to stay away from Naruto because I hate her so much…I don't want her to end up as my in-law daughter if they end up together!" He shivered, "Bad mental image…"

"…Okay." The cooker raised his eyebrow at the rambling host.

"And finally, I know about the secret alliance." The host glared.

"…Fuck."

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

Four days later, Duncan whistling a tune as he craving something out on the bench and some travelers can see that it was another skull. "Smiling?" Alejandro smiled, "Whistling? That is the happiest I've ever seen you."

"What can I say?" The punk chuckled, "It's like all my problems were shoved out of a plane. Speaking of romance…" He glanced at the queen bee and the redhead, "Want to hit the common area so a certain friends have some time alone, if you know what I mean?"

"Oh, I do." Cody snickered.

"D-D-Don't get the wrong idea!" Heather crossed her arms with a deadly growl.

"Am I missing something here?" Naruto scratched his head confusedly.

"Nothing." Almost everyone said in unison.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

"Ah, risk-free for now." Shawn kicked back on his comfy chair with a smile, "I'm so glad that I won the cha…" There was an odd sound under the floor before the zombie nut threw himself on the floor with his ear on the floor, "Was that a zombie?!" He stays there for a long time until they land in Africa.

* * *

**(Africa)**

Naruto smack his face as soon as his father show up in an African dress and the travelers laugh at their host. "Nice dress!" Duncan laughed.

"It's traditional masai warrior grab." Chris said as he held up a spear, "And it came with this." After he finished his sentence, the host throws it at the punk.

"Whoa!" The punk ducked under it, "Watch it!"

"Trust me." The host chortled, "That's the least dangerous thing that'll happen to you today. Welcome to beautiful Tanzania, home to the Serengeti Plains and over 70 different kinds of animals that can kill you…Except for Naruto."

"Then I'll stick with him." The queen bee mumbled quietly.

"Okay, challenge time." Chris gestured at the coat-cladded cooker with piles of fruits, "Part one combines two of Africa's most popular sports…Soccer and cricket." He pulled the said objects out, "I call it 'Socc-et to me'…The 'me' being you, of course."

"Um…" Heather glanced at the sweating cooker, "Is Chef expecting a blizzard."

"Behold!" The host rubbed his hands manically, "The penalty parka, plus pants, created specifically to help people sweating out their cheating ways. Lookin' hot, Chef."

"Fuck you!" Chef threw the melon at the host.

Chris duck under it, "Each player must run one at a time from the starting line to that pile of African safou plums, grab as many as you can carry, and run back. And you'll be doing all of this while your fellow competitors pummel you with soccer balls."

"Ooh!" Duncan shivered sarcastically, "Pummeled by a soccer ball! How painful!" The soccer ball hit him in the face, courtesy of the host.

"You were saying?" The host smirked, "Next, take the plums you've brought back and wrack 'em with the cricket bat to smash those gourds open…like this!" He demonstrated it by hitting the plum toward the row of gourds but it end up hitting the cooker in head. "Whoever cracks their gourd open first wins a reward that will be muy helpful in the next challenge. Now, positions, people. Naruto, you're up first. Kickers, get ready."

"Piece of cake, dattebayo." Naruto stretched his legs with a wide grin.

"Ready, steady, Serengeti!" Chris blew his whistler hard and the travelers quickly kicked the balls at the redhead as he dodges them with ease before he reach the plum stall. The redhead grabs a lot of plums and he run back to the line, dodging the balls as he juggle them all.

"Is that allowed?" Cody turned his head to the host with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, juggle and carry are same thing." The host chuckled, "Shawn, you're up!" The zombie nut took off as soon as the host blew his whistler and Shawn dodged most of the balls. He gather the plums in his arms as he return to the finishing line but Alejandro's soccer ball knock the plums out of the zombie nut's arms with a precision and Shawn fall down with a painful grunt. "Awesome!" Chris grinned, "Duncan, top that."

"Pft, too easy." Duncan scoffed as he kicked one ball back to the screaming geek before he grab armful of plum, "I told you soccer's a wimpy sp…" Three balls smash into his face, courtesy of Naruto, Alejandro, and Heather.

"Heather, your turn." The host laughed at the groaning punk.

* * *

After the last three turns, Heather and Alejandro were the only one that successfully brought their plums back and Cody failed it, due to Duncan's ball to groin. "Remember…" Chris said as the three travelers lined up with cricket bats, "First person to smash though gets the advantage. And…Go!" They hit their plums, attempting to break their own gourds.

"Hey, watch where you hit these damn things!" Chef grunted after several plums hit him before he give out a shriek when one of the plums smashes into his groin.

"Seems like the universe is not too pleased with your meddling either, Chef." The host hollered with an evil grin.

"I don't think these plums can break a gourd." The punk crossed his arms, only to blink at two broken gourds. It turns out that the redhead and the queen bee broke them at same time.

"I break it first!" Heather stomped her foot with a glare.

"Can we check the camera to see?" The redhead asked.

"We already did." Chris replied with a smirk, "The winner of our first challenge is…Heather! Naruto is in second place, meaning he will get a little bonus."

"Yes!" The queen bee cheered as she swung her bat, "Batter, batter, swing, batter."

"Congrats, Heat-chan." Naruto chuckled as he ruffled her hair, receiving a light swat from the glaring queen bee.

"The rest of you have ten seconds to crack your gourd." The host grinned as he pulled Naruto and Heather out of the line, "And trust me…You want what's inside." Almost everyone break their gourds with plums within ten seconds and the punk actually throws his own bat at the gourd, breaking it in process.

"Feels good." Duncan sighed happily.

"What the heck?" Shawn glanced at the unbroken gourd, "I just hit this thing but it didn't even crack!"

"Oh yeah, a couple of them are props." Chris snickered evilly, "No success for Cody and Shawn will make it harder for them to deal with this!" He pointed at the shaking crate and the travelers glanced at each other nervously.

"Uh, should we be running right now?" The punk gulped.

"I wonder what kind of animal is it, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head.

"Yes, Duncan, you should be scared." The host smirked as he patted the shaking crate, "Part two of our challenge is a genuine African safari. And the prey? Why, only the most dangerous and chauvinistic animal of all…" The intern opened it with the crowbar to reveal a…

"ZOMBIE!" The zombie nut fall on his rear with a bloodcurdling scream, pointing at a zombie-like creature.

"Relax, Shawn, it's not a zombie." Chris laughed, "It's just Ezekiel."

"B-B-But Chef just shoved his dirty ass out of the plane in London!" Heather dropped her jaw in shock.

"I know." The host nodded, "He's like a one-man cockroach infestation. But when a certain blonde whose rhymes with 'Blaineley' ratted him out, Chef went a-hunting and found the scrawny lunatic down in the hold. I should warn you, though…He's totally feral, thank to all that time with the animals." He glanced at the crazed farmer boy, "Whoever nabs the beast formerly known as Ezekiel wins invincibility and First-Class seats to our next destination."

"With the player of their choice." The queen bee scoffed, "Blah, blah, blah, where's my reward?!"

"In a second!" Chris rolled his eyes as Ezekiel attempted to grab the host from behind, "Go to your gourds and check inside. They contain what you'll use to hunt with."

"Oh, yeah!" Duncan cheered with slingshot in his hand, "Do you know how many windows I've broken with one of these?"

"Seeing that really take me back in elementary school, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Ah, good time with all these paintballs and crying teachers." Everyone raised their eyebrows at the chuckling redhead and her childhood friend just rolls her eyes.

"What's the pocket for?" The queen bee raised her eyebrow, "Magic beans?"

"Close." The host chuckled as he held up a small ball, "Tranquilizer balls! Sling 'em with enough velocity, and they burst on contact, numbing the area and releasing a hearty dose of sleepy-time goodness. Watch as this intern demonstrates." The host launch a ball at the innocent intern and he pass out as soon as the ball explode on impact. "See?" He chuckled, "It's like paintball, only with naps. Now, stand back, people."

"Huh?" Cody blinked, "Why?"

"We're gonna give the violent psycho a head start." Chris grinned.

"What?" Shawn shrieked, "Are you gonna release him? Are you crazy?! That's a fucking zombie!"

"Hey, Frosty!" The host ignored the screaming zombie nut as Chef slowly inserting his key into the cage, "Release the beast!" The cooker run away as soon as Ezekiel jumps out with a savage roar and he glance around before the crazed farmer boy run off into the wildlife.

"I think his mind is really gone." The geek gulped nervously.

"Yeah, but his smell isn't." Heather held her nose with a grimace expression.

"Okay, since Heather won the first challenge, she gets six trano balls." Chris gave the said balls to the queen bee, "Naruto, you almost tied with her so you get four. Alejandro, you cracked yours open before the other three boys, so you get three. Duncan, two…"

"Hey!" The scowling punk glared, "I should get three! I cracked my gourd, too!"

"With a bat instead of plum." The host shrugged, "Shawn and Cody, you both get one since you didn't pass the first part of the challenge."

"Wait, where's our slingshot?" Cody asked.

"Like I said…" Chris smirked cruelly, "You don't pass the first part so you two just gonna have to throw your ball hard enough to make 'em burst…Which will be hilariously unsuccessful, I'm sure. And…" There was a sound of horn, "GO!" The travelers run off, hunting for the wild farmer boy.

"Now can I get out of these fucking clothes?" Chef panted.

"Nope." The host replied.

* * *

"Tracking prey is more like stealing cars…" Duncan glanced around with the travelers, "The more lookouts you got, the better the results. Let's say we team up to find the twerp?"

"Whoa, we're not gonna team up!" Shawn waved his hands around, "In a large group like that, this zombie will spot us!"

"Actually, it's not a zombie…" Alejandro muttered.

"NO!" The zombie nut screamed, "It's green! Less hairs! Did you fucking saw his claw and teeths?! THAT'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE!" He ran away from the group as the travelers raised their eyebrows at each other, "I'm hiding from this thing!"

"Um, I'm gonna agree with Shawn about the team up part…" Heather walked away from the group, "You're just get in my way. I am going at it alone." It's an individual challenge, she want to win this challenge for the first class and she will have idiot all to herself.

"Heat-chan, I'm coming with you." Naruto said as he followed the queen bee, "It's not good idea to be alone in the wild, dattebayo."

"F-F-Fine!" The queen bee stuttered with a glare.

"I bid you good hunting." The Latino villain bowed playful with a teasing smirk.

"Whatever!" Heather scoffed, disappearing into the plain with the redhead.

"How far do you think they'll get?" The punk asked.

"Not far without these…" Alejandro holds his hand out with a blink, "Huh? I swear I just pickpocket her…"

"You did and Naruto just stole them back." Cody raised his hand and the Latino villain give out a sigh, nothing can get pass his aniki.

* * *

**(Shawn)**

The zombie nut climb up a tall tree, glance around for any sign of the zombie and he release a breath after seeing that he was safe. He quickly tense up as soon as he feel something breathing on his neck and Shawn slowly turn around to see Ezekiel before the zombie nut jump off, screaming for his life.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

Heather shushed the redhead after they spot the bush and the queen bee pulls her slingshot back with a smirk. "Gotcha, geekface!" She fired at the bush before a lion leap out with an angry roar, "Idiot, do something!"

"Easy there, Mufasa." Naruto hold his hands up as the queen bee raised her eyebrow at the name, "It was an accident and we don't mean to attack you, dattebayo." The lion huffed, "Really! I promise you that we will leave you alone, dattebayo." The creature tilted his head before it turn around and walk away.

"…Mufasa?" The queen bee deadpanned, "Did you just named a lion Mufasa?"

"Hai, it kinda fitted him." The redhead chuckled.

* * *

**(Cody)**

The geek decided to tag with Duncan and Alejandro since they both have slingshot and they were walking together, glance around with cautious. "Yo, check this out." The punk stopped them by pointing at the track of footprints, "Definitely human."

"Look…" The Latino villain jerked his head at track of drool, "There's some drool."

"And it looks like it's chasing someone else." Cody pointed at shoeprint before everyone turned their heads to each other, "Ezekiel and Shawn." The geek and punk was about to follow the track but…

"Wait!" Alejandro shouted, "Let's keep calm."

"We'll set a trap and lure him in." Duncan nodded.

"I'll be the bait." The geek volunteered, he will do anything to avoid the elimination.

"Good idea, everyone." The Latino villain smiled before he widened his eyes as everything seems to get higher, "What the…"

"Quicksand?" The punk screamed with the boys, "Help!"

* * *

**(Shawn)**

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" The zombie nut threw his only ball at the crazed farmer boy but it missed him by a mile, "OH COME ON!" He really hate the freaking special zombie!

* * *

**(Alejandro)**

"Never thought I'd die in quicksand." Duncan muttered as the Latino villain reach out for the root with a piece of branch, "Mud, maybe. Even a gutter. But this?"

"Oh, man, that's one bad way to go…" Cody whined.

"Shh!" Alejandro shushed them, "Look…" They glanced to see Ezekiel as the Latino villain waved his branch around, "Hey! Over here, buddy." The crazed farmer boy growled before he bit the stick and pulls them all out. He was about to attack them until he spot the zombie nut and Ezekiel quickly chase the screaming zombie nut. "Shoot, Duncan!" The Latino villain barked, "Now! Now!" The punk tried to launch his ball, only to groan as Ezekiel vanished with the zombie nut.

* * *

**(Heather)**

The queen bee stare at the redhead with a twitching eyebrow, "Idiot…Do something about these animals!" She gestured at the animals that have been following them for a while.

"Gomen." Naruto rubbed his head with a sheepish grin, "I tried to tell them to leave us alone but they don't want to, dattebayo."

"Ugh!" Heather threw her hands up with an annoying groan, why can't she have alone time with her idiot? 'I better win this damn challenge.' There was a bloodcurdling scream and the childhood friends glance around for the source.

"That kinda sound like Shawn." The redhead said.

"Yeah…" The queen bee quickly ran off, "That mean the freak must be with him!" What they didn't know is that the other group also hears Shawn's scream.

* * *

**(Ezekiel)**

"Don't bite me!" Shawn cried out as the wild farmer boy kept tried to bite him since the zombie nut run through a bush with these red berries, "No bite! No bite!" Ezekiel stick his tongue out at the zombie nut as Shawn move his head back away from the farmer boy's tongue before a ball hit them and send them into a deep sleep.

"All right!" Duncan grinned, he was lucky that he has loaded his slingshot early and he never noticed the ugly scowl on the Latino villain. This punk just ruined his plan and he want the punk to get out since he know that Duncan made it to final two before, now how can he get rid of Duncan?

"Ugh!" Heather stomped her feet as Naruto patted her back, "That's so unfair!"

"Congrats, Duncan!" Chris showed up in a jeep with Chef, "You are on your way to First-Class…" He tracked off as he noticed a large group of animals, "…Okay, why are there a lot of animals here?"

"They followed me, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "…Can we keep…"

"No, they are not a stray dog or cat you can bring home." The host deadpanned, "Now quick…Grab Shawn and let's get the hell out of Africa before Ezekiel wake up!" They quickly return to the airplane and it took off right away but what they don't know is that Ezekiel was already up, sneaking into the airplane again.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Mmm." Chris hummed, "Tensiony. All righty then. The unlucky loser is…Shawn!"

"Everyone out!" Shawn quickly grabbed his parachute chute as he leaped out of the airplane, "The zombie is back on this airplane!"

"…"

"…"

"…Ok, he lost it." The host shook his head as the travelers just blinked, "Well, at least we don't have to worry about a certain stowaway anymore now."

* * *

**(First-Class)**

'A week in this place and I'm bored?' Duncan sighed into his hands, chewing on his fresh-baked cookies. He wonders what the other guys are doing in the economy class.

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

Alejandro drumming his fingers on the bench and he glance at Naruto with Heather, he tried to form an alliance with his aniki again but the queen bee kept getting in his way. There was only one person that the queen bee forgets to bring into her alliance and he better do it faster. "Hey, Cody." Alejandro whispered to the geek, "Do you want to make an alliance with me?"

"Um…" Cody rubbed his neck, he was not sure about it because the geek has a lot of suspicions about the Latino villain after noticed his expression in Africa. "Sure." The geek nodded, he decides to play along with it for now.

"Attention, travelers!" Chris' voice rang out of the PA, "I want to say congrats on making it to the final five but I decide not to until we kick one traveler out tonight after this challenge in Italy! Oh yeah, I forget to tell you guys to put your belt on but it's too late for this." The travelers fall off the bench with several painful groans from a rough landing.

* * *

**(Italy)**

"Welcome to Italy." The host grinned at the glaring travelers as he clapped his hands, "Today's challenge is gonna be very special. Why? It's because there's only one challenge with a lot of mini-challenges! Your main goal is to…Find the mafia!"

"Like a group game?" Naruto blinked as Chef gave the travelers the sports jersey jacket with nametags on it, "…So it's one of these challenge."

"Yes!" Chris chuckled, "There is one mafia member among you five and we already informed this person early so your goal is to figure out who's the mafia while the mafia has to survive to the end. In this small comfy village, there are several challenges that you have to go though to get a clue about the mafia's identity. And…Go!" The travelers glanced at each other and they all walk away from each other to find any clue.

* * *

**(Heather)**

"Finally…" The queen bee huffed as soon as she found Chef behind his stall, "So what am I supposed to do?"

"Your challenge is to eat ten slices of pizza." Chef cleared his throat, "Each slice has different toppings and if you throw up or refuse it, you have to start over from zero."

"Bring it on." Heather snorted at the easy challenge, her face went paled at the sight of fried crickets topping.

"Enjoy your pizza." The cooker laughed evilly and the queen bee slowly eating her pizza slices with disgusted expression. It took her many tries until she gave up and she will never look at insects the same way again.

* * *

**(Cody)**

"What the fuck!" The geek dropped his jaw at the wall of interns in front of goalpost, "How the hell can I kick my balls though!"

"It's just a challenge." Chris snickered, "Remember, you get a clue after score five out of ten balls and if you fail it, try again and again."

"Ugh…" Cody rubbed his forehead before he kick his soccer ball toward the goal and he give out an annoying sigh when the intern block it.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"This person is often credited as inventor of radio, what was his name?" The intern asked with cue card and the redhead scratched his head in deep thought, he have to pass the Italian quiz with hundred percent.

"Um…" Naruto tilted his head, "Hold on, I think I learned that from my class few years ago…Um…Marconi?"

"I need full name." The intern replied.

"Ugh…" The redhead ruffled his head, "Um…Oh! It's Gulielmo Mar…"

_Riiip!_

Naruto turn around with widened eyes to see the punk with nametag in his hand as Duncan smirk, "Don't be surprised, Whisker. It's pretty oblivious that you're the mafia since they always make you a bad guy in these challenges."

"_Naruto out! One mafia and three innocents remaining!"_

"…Wait, what?" The punk blinked as he stared at the 'innocent' nametag on the redhead's back, "…You're not a mafia?"

"…I'm not…" Naruto said dazedly before the interns drag him away.

"My bad!" Duncan hollered, he didn't know that someone was watching him with narrowed eyes.

* * *

**(Alejandro)**

The Latino villain smirk as he beat another intern at fencing and another intern take the loser's place. "To me, facing fifteen opponents in fencing is like a walk in a park." Alejandro taunted and the new intern growl before they start their fight.

* * *

**(Cody)**

After several attempts, the geek finally gets his first clue and he raises his eyebrow at blank blue card. He was about to move on to the next challenge but someone stop him. "Hey, geek." Cody turned around to see Heather, "I think Duncan is the mafia."

"Huh?" The geek blinked, "Why?"

"I just saw him ousted idiot and it was very suspecting." The queen bee growled as she crossed her arms, "And I have to remind you that Chris did say that he informed someone early…Duncan was the only one in the first class so he must be the mafia."

"Hmm, should we get more clues to make sure?" Cody asked.

"Yeah…" Heather glared as she held the geek's collar up, "Right after we get this punk out first!"

"Okay, okay!" The sweating geek raised his hands in air nervously.

* * *

**(Duncan)**

"Come back here!" The punk shouted as he chased the Latino villain down the street, he figured it out after received his clue from the quiz challenge and it was a letter A. "I'm just gonna rip your nametag off and that's all!"

"Wouldn't that get me out of the game?!" Alejandro shouted back before he stumbles on a piece of rock and the punk tackles him down as Duncan's hand take hold of the Latino villain's nametag.

_Riiip!_

"_Alejandro out! One mafia and two innocents remaining!"_

"Oh come on!" Duncan threw his hands up as the interns dragged the angry Latino villain away after he gave the clue to the punk, "What's the A hint for?!"

"GET HIM!" The punk turned around to see the queen bee and the geek as they tackled him down, "Quick! Rip his nametag off!"

"Wait, wait, I'm not the mafia!" Duncan screamed out, trying to stop them but it was too late.

"You really suck at it." Heather smirked with the punk's nametag in her hand, "I recommend you to take some lessons from idiot."

"_Duncan out! One mafia and one innocent remaining!"_

"What?!" The queen bee's eyes widened, it can't be…

_Riiip!_

"Cody?!" The punk and the queen bee dropped their jaws at the geek before Duncan blink rapidly, "Wait, how's the hell A have to do with you?"

"It's initial of my last name, Anderson." Cody rubbed his head as he held blue card up, "Plus, this one is hint that it's a boy and if Heather look at the clue that Duncan got from Alejandro."

"C…" Heather groaned, "UGH!"

"_Mafia wins! Challenge over!_

* * *

"Hmm, that's one fastest challenge we ever did beside your Wild West challenge." Chris glanced at the nodding cooker as the travelers gathered up in front of him, "Maybe I should just have added few more challenges next time…"

"But our budget won't cover it anyway." Chef shrugged.

"True." The host nodded before he give the group a wide grin, "Cody win the challenge so he get immunity from tonight's voting and First-class all to himself. Travelers, I'll see you at the galley."

'Oh boy…' The punk glanced around to see that everyone was staring at him.

* * *

**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Ok, I just checked the voting result and someone really got a lot of votes." Chris grinned, "If I call your name, you're the loser who will take the Drop of Shame. The one that go home is…"

"…It's me." Duncan deadpanned.

"Yes." The host glared at the punk for ruining the dramatic pause moment.

"Figured." The punk scoffed as he grabbed the parachute chute, "Smell you later, guys." He jump out of the airplane and everyone just glance at each other, that was really fast.

* * *

**(First-Class)**

The next day, Cody give out a big yawn as he get up and the geek glance around before he spot a cart, filled with goodies. "All right!" Cody quickly shove everything into his backpack as he tossed several sweets into his mouth, "I really love first-class…So good."

* * *

**(Economy Class)**

"I really hope that the challenge will come soon, dattebayo." Naruto muttered as his childhood friend rolled her eyes, "I was so bored all by myself yesterday and it ended too fast!"

"At least you didn't get out of the game right away." Heather patted the redhead's shoulder.

"Hai." The redhead sighed.

"If we have challenge today, let's work together." The queen bee crossed her arms with her nose up in air, "The one that we will target will be Alejandro!"

"Huh?" Naruto blinked, "Why him?"

"Because I don't trust him at all." Heather growled.

"What are you two talking about?" Alejandro asked, taking his seat in front of them.

"Nothing, we were just talking about what we would do with million if we win it." The queen bee said quickly and the Latino villain raised his eyebrow at her.

"Attention, travelers, please prepare for landing." Everyone glanced at the PA as Chris' voice spoke, "…Come on, just let me fly it once! What can it hurt? It's technically my plane, you know."

"Hey, get your hands off these!" Chef shouted and they can hear slapping sounds.

"Ow, my pinkle!" The host cried.

"Suck it up, you big baby…" The cooker grunted, "…I think we forget to turn PA off." The redhead just buries his face into hands before they feel something hitting the airplane, "God damn it!" Chef shouted, "Look what you just did, Chris!"

"It's not my fault that Easter head thingy get in our way." Chris muttered.

"That's a damn Moai and we're gonna be in big trouble." The cooker growled.

"No, we're not." The host replied, "And will you please turn this PA off?!"

* * *

**(Rapa Nui, Easter Island)**

"Another piece of world heritage destroyed." Alejandro sighed.

"Hai, I'm surprised that they don't get arrested right away, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head, "I guess tou-san was telling truth about blackmail and a lot of connections."

"Guys, you've got to try this taffy!" Cody ran up to the group with wide grin, "Al, try it!"

"Al-ejandro." The Latino growled lowly, "And I am not hungry."

"That's the beauty of candy…" The hyper geek laughed, "No hunger requested! Gob smackers? Jelly welch's? Sour ears?"

"Um…" Heather raised her eyebrow at the geek, "I think you need to lay off sugars for a while…"

"NO!" Cody hugged his candies, "They're mine! Mine!"

"Another one fall victim to sugar rush." Naruto chuckled.

* * *

The group finally reaches to the top of large hill before they paled at the sight of host in loincloth and a headgear. "Now I'm really scarred for life, dattebayo." The redhead deadpanned.

"Iorana." Chris grinned, "Welcome to Easter Island, A.K.A. Rapa Nui. Place is old. These dudes were craved so long ago, no one even remembers why anymore…" He gestured at the Moai statues, "Ten bucks says it started as a dare."

"Fifteen bucks says that it must be forgotten culture or religion." Naruto said.

"Twenty bucks says get on with it!" The queen bee snarled with crossed arms.

"Yeah." The host rolled his eyes, "Today, you, our final four, are going on a highly traditional Easter Island egg hunt."

"For chocolate Easter eggs?!" Cody bounced around excitingly.

"Uh, no." Chris waved his hands around, "I'm talking the old-school kind of eggs that come from birds, you know…Those flying things with feathers and talons and vicious, 'kill you in a second' beak. Speaking of which…" He tossed out several headgears at the travelers as he led them to the challenge's location, "Traditional feathered Rapa Nui headdresses. Wear 'em with pride, chickens. Hidden in these head things are a bunch of colored eggs that match the color of your…Head thing."

"Wow, you really did your research." Heather said sarcastically.

"Tell me the truth…" The redhead glanced at his red headdress, "Are you trying to make red my thing?"

"Your challenge…" The host ignored him with a wide grin, "To find three eggs in your color, then make a break for the massive underground cavern system and book it all the way up to the highest point on the island. Reach the top with all three eggs to begin the second part of today's challenge."

"What happens if we drop an egg?" The queen bee asked.

"You'll have to come all the way back here for a replacement." Chris replied as the Latino villain raised his hand up in air, "And, no, you cannot take a backup egg." Alejandro brings his arm back down, "First to the top gets a big advantage in part two. Now, scramble!" The travelers quickly run away from the host.

* * *

"These look disturbingly familiar." Alejandro glanced at several statues.

"Hai, it's everyone that got kicked out during our trip, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "I wonder how long it took everyone to crave them out?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Fuck…" Chef panted heavily with chisel and hammer in his hands, "You…Chris! You better…paid me…for these…fucking statues!"

* * *

The four travelers search though the statues and Naruto pull a red egg out of stone Ezekiel's nose. "All right, one down and two to go." The redhead grinned as he checked Ezekiel again to see if he can find another one before he walks toward stone Ella.

"Wow, Courtney is useful for something." Heather pulled a pink egg out of stone Courtney's hair, "Who would've thought?"

"I wish I could say the same of Lindsay." Alejandro muttered as he checked stone Lindsay's ear, "Oh, wait, is that…Nope…Nothing but air."

"Take that." Cody kicked the stone Duncan before a purple egg fall into his hand, "…Sweet!"

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"About time." Naruto picked his second egg from stone Sky's eye after going through several statues and he glance at his fellow travelers to see that the queen bee was climbing up the stone Leshawna to receive her second pink egg, only to drop it. The egg was about to hit the stone before the redhead grab it in midair, "Got it, Heat-chan. You should be more careful, dattebayo."

"W-W-Whatever!" The blushing queen bee snatched it out of his hands, "I-I-It's not like I'm asked you to do it for me!"

"Hai, hai." The redhead ruffled her hair with a chuckle, "Good luck, Heat-chan, dattebayo."

"L-L-Like I need luck!" Heather snorted.

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"Let me guess, Naruto taught you how to juggle." The geek said after noticed that Alejandro was juggling his three eggs.

"Yes, he did." The Latino villain smirked, "Say, that is quite the handy basket."

"You like it?" Cody glanced at his candy basket, "I got it from the cart in the First-Class and I'm really glad that I did or I will be in big trouble with this challenge."

"Hmm, can I put my eggs in there?" Alejandro asked as the geek raised his eyebrow, "I'm getting tired and you can use my eggs as leverage against me if I tried to do something."

"Deal!" The geek nodded before they walk into the cavern since they both found their eggs already.

"Finally!" The queen bee pulled her last pink egg out of stone Dawn's ear.

"Oh, you're done too?" Naruto hollered as he found his red egg in stone Gwen's hair, "Can we go together?"

"Y-Yeah." Heather huffed.

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**(Cavern)**

The childhood friends walk together for a while until they feel a rumble before a large boulder rolling toward them. Naruto quickly pull Heather into the gaping space and the boulder just roll past them. "You alright?" The redhead asked and the blushing queen bee just nodded, they were hugging each other since the space was too narrow for two person.

"J-J-Just hurry up and get out of here before Alejandro or Cody get there!" The queen bee quickly gets out of the gaping space with the redhead.

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It wasn't long enough until Alejandro and Cody ran past the childhood friends on their way back, due to broken eggs. "Aww, did baby bweak his wittle egg?" Heather mocked.

"Shut up!" The Latino villain shouted back with a scowl.

"So long, suckers!" The queen bee smirked before her pink egg rock around as she gasp, "It's alive! Ew! Ew!"

"Wait, that means all the eggs are alive?" Naruto glanced at their eggs as a baby creature break out of its shell, "A condor? Hmm, he looks so similar to Cody, dattebayo."

"Idiot, do something!" Heather held the baby condor on her hands, "Get it off before it shit on me!"

"Okay, okay." The redhead chuckled as he pick the baby condor, "Hmm, I'll call you Cody Nii, dattebayo."

'…He is so banned from naming any children.' The queen bee stared at him with deadpan expression, only to groan as soon as Cody Nii land on her head.

"Look like he thinks you're his kaa-san." Naruto chuckled lightly.

"UGH!" Heather glared at the baby condor, "You better not shit on my head or else."

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"RUN!" Alejandro and Cody ran past them.

"And there goes our lead." The queen bee growled before her eyes widened at something behind the redhead and she give out a loudest scream as she dragging the confusing redhead toward the exit of the cavern.

"What's going on?" Naruto glanced over his shoulder to see a giant condor, "Awesome! It's nice to…"

"SHUT UP AND JUST RUN!" Heather shouted.

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**(Rapa Nui)**

"Dude, we got to get back to boulders." Chris glanced at the stone Chef and the cooker was about to say something but the screaming travelers ran past them. "Man, you guys are really competing." Most of the travelers shouting something about condor or something like that.

"One at a time!" Chef shouted as he pushed his statue down and the co-workers blinked at the sound of heavy thud.

"Oh, man, so close." The host muttered, "Way to ruin the fun. We may as well move on the next challenge. Since Alejandro was first one out." He tosses a catcher mask at the Latino villain.

"I have to play baseball?" Alejandro asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Thankfully, no." Chris shook his head as he gestured at a tallest pillar, "You must climb this rock pillar all the way up to…"

"A giant condor nest?" The Latino villain paled.

"You already know they can get pretty crabby." The host chuckled, "But did you know female condors are even bigger than the dude birds?"

Everyone glance up to the shrieking condor as Cody whistle, "She's ginormous!"

"Yep, 12-foot wingspan." Chris nodded.

"That's like two Alejandros wide." Alejandro muttered.

"But smaller than your ego." Heather glared at the Latino villain.

"See, she's kind of peeved 'cause you guys just killed her mate and stole her eggs." The host smiled evilly.

"NO!" The geek shouted at the condor as he pointed at the host, "It was him!"

"So now you have to try to shimmy up to the nest and give them back in order in which you arrived here." Chris chuckled, "Of course, mama's got a whole lot more eggs up there, so she's bound to be a tad protective." There was a vicious shriek from the nest.

"Gracias." The Latino villain put his mask on, "The giant condor has been known to peck the eyeballs of predators."

"But I like my eyes!" The queen bee gasped in horror.

"Because you want to stare at a certain person all day." Alejandro teased, only to scream out in pain as soon as the queen bee kicks him in groin.

"Deposit all three eggs, and you win." The host smirked, "And if nobody makes it, we'll try it again. It's gonna be that much fun." The geek handed the Latino villain his eggs before Alejandro walk toward the pillar, "Oh, Naruto, you will go last."

"But you just said…" Naruto rubbed his head, he just came in third place.

"…Because it won't be more fun if you end up finish the challenge before Heather." Chris deadpanned, he didn't forget the fact that his son have a special connection with animals.

"Oh no!" The Latino villain fall down, courtesy of the condor, and break his last egg.

"Oooh, so close but you're out." The host snickered, "Next!"

"…Please don't peck my eyes out." Cody mumbled under his breath, climbing up the pillar and the condor headbutt him off as soon as he reaches the nest.

"Good news!" Chris glanced at the geek's basket, "You could have another chance later but first…" Heather was about to climb the pillar until the host notice something, "Whoa, whoa. Where's your third egg?"

"That thing just hatched." Heather pointed at the baby condor on her head with a glare, "That got to count as egg!"

"Nope, I'm sorry." The host smirked, "You're out."

"UGH!" The queen bee stomp her feet as she shove the baby condor into the redhead's hands, "Take this bird back to his mama! UGH!"

"Hai." The redhead petted the baby condor as he started to climb the pillar, "Time to meet your condor kaa-san, dattebayo." It wasn't long enough until he reach the nest and the condor stare at the redhead with narrowed eyes before it chirps happily at him as she rubbing her head on his body. "Just to give you back your eggs and Cody Nii, dattebayo." Naruto placed all of his eggs down gently and the baby condor hops off his head with a happy chirp.

"I totally know that was gonna happen." Chris shrugged as the redhead climbed back after saying his goodbye to the condor family, "The winner is Naruto!" There was series of loud clashes, "What was that?" The host blinked, what he don't know is that Chef just knock down all of the travelers' statues down like domino because he was just bored.

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**(Jumbo Jet: Galley)**

"Is it me or does some of challenges feel like very short?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Nah, you must imagine it." The host shrugged with a wide grin, "And it's time for vote…NOT! You should have seen your face!" He laughed at the shocked travelers, "It was just a reward challenge! Naruto…Because you won, your prize awaits you in First-Class and you can bring the loser of your choice."

"Heat-chan." The redhead said without missing a beat, never notice the light blush on the glaring queen bee.

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**(First-Class)**

"Ah, it has been so long time since I have ramen, dattebayo." Naruto stretched out on his comfy seat as his childhood friend put her bowl away, "Well, I'm gonna sleep…" Heather suddenly sit on his lap and she curl up with her head on his chest. "H-H-Heat-chan, what are you…"

"S-S-Shut up and go to sleep!" Heather snarled with closed eyes, hiding her red face away from the confusing redhead.

"Um…" The redhead blinked dumbly, "Okay?"

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**(Cockpit)**

"Stop laughing at the monitor." Chef grunted as the host laughed at the First-Class camera, "You're distracting me."

"If I give them a few more push then…" Chris yelped at the sight of cleaver in the cooker's hand.

"I told you not to do anything to my brat." The cooker growled lowly.

"I'm not up to anything!" The host cowered with cold sweats.

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**(Economy Class)**

The next morning, Alejandro and Cody stare at each other in silence until there was a loud yell in the First-Class and they both shake their heads. "Ten bucks said that Heather just got embarrassed or something around Naruto." Cody said.

"That's a sucker bet." Alejandro replied, it turn out that the queen bee forget that she fall asleep on top of Naruto and she just fall off with a startled yell. It took a long time for the redhead to calm her down until they land back in Canada.

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**(Drumheller)**

"Welcome to Drumheller, Alberta…" Chris grinned at the final four, "A world-heritage site. It has the wickedest collection of dinosaur bones on the planet. In front of you is a giant pit with a lots of super-ancient dino bones. Grab whatever bones you can find to make your very own life-sized dino. I'm calling it…Design-osaur-it!" Everyone facepalm with groans, "I know. They should pay me just to come up with titles. I'm that good."

"Or they won't pay you and hire a better title writer, dattebayo." Naruto said, receiving a glare from his father.

"…You have two minutes to rifle though the plane's cargo hold and grab whatever you can to help build your creations." The host announced, "And…Go!" The travelers quickly run into the cargo hold.

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**(Jumbo Jet: Cargo Hold)**

"Glues…" The redhead picked several objects out of the crate as some of travelers dug through the crates, "Gems…Hmm…Why is there a large bottle of fake blood?" He blinked at the bottle before he take it with him and the redhead just walk out of the cargo hold, satisfied with his choices.

"It might come in handy." Cody carried a large canvas before the queen bee snatch it away from him, "Hey, I had dibs!"

"You didn't call it until after." Heather glared, "It doesn't count."

"Oh man…" The geek pouted, returning to the crates to see if he can find other one or something better.

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**(Drumheller)**

"Hey, Chris, you never told us our time limit." Alejandro called out to the host.

"Don't worry about the time." Chris hollered from his lounge chair as some travelers digging the ground for any certain dinosaur bones, "Just focus on your challenge."

"Look what I've bought you…" The queen bee wiggled a tiny bone at the geek, "A very helpful T-Rex bone." She has to be nice to him so she can get his vote for tonight.

"That looks more like the bone from a T-bone streak." Cody deadpanned.

"T-Rex, T-bone." Heather tossed the bone over her shoulder, "The point is it's time to get rid of Alejandro." The geek was about to say something but the redhead cut him off.

"Oh sweet, that looks like T-bone." Naruto picked the tossed bone up, "I wonder what kind of dinosaur it comes from?"

'…You idiot.' The geek and the queen bee stared at him with deadpan expressions before the queen bee clearing her throat, "Idiot, what are you making?"

"That's a secret, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as he dropped the T-bone since he doesn't need it, "What about you?"

"That's a secret too." Heather crossed her arms with her nose up in air and the redhead chuckle at her.

"This will never do." The Latino villain tossed several bones away, "Hmm, nor this." What he didn't know is that every tossed bone kept hitting Chef in head, causing his eyebrow to twitching rapidly.

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"Time's up!" The host announced after waited for several hours, "Now we'll begin the amazing tour through the ages of imaginary dinosaurs. Let's start with Alejandro."

"I can do better than imaginary." Alejandro gestured at his Allosaurus skeleton, "This impressive fellow is the Allosaurus, and, yes, that's his real name." The boys stared at the skeleton in awe and the queen bee roll her eyes, she will never understand the boys and their dinosaurs.

"It's gonna be tough to beat that right out of the gate." Chris grinned.

"Puh-lease." The queen bee snorted before she gestures at her dinosaur skeleton, "I can totally beat that. I would like to introduce the glorious Chris-ceratops. The Chris-ceratops is one talented beast and a real hit with the world. Like it?"

"Suck-up." Cody said into his fist between coughs.

"Luv it!" The host beamed, "L-u-v…Luv! Code-ster, what do you got?"

"Meet the Cody-codon." The geek gestured at his smallest dog-like skeleton as he held it up, "No, here…Meet him, firsthand." He handed it to his host, "Get to know him."

"Whoa, it's so light." Chris weighed the skeleton in his hands.

"They're coprolite fossils." The Latino villain crossed his arms.

"All right!" Cody grinned before he rubbing his head, "Wait, what's coprolite?"

"It's a dinosaur poop." Naruto chuckled as the host quickly drop the skeleton, "A fossilized shit, dattebayo."

"Naruto, please rescue us from Cody's suckitude." The host shivered.

"I introduce you to Chimera-saurus." The redhead gestured at his dinosaur skeleton. The skeleton has a body of T-Rex with long arms and there was a pair of giant Pterosaur wings, what make it stand out was three different dinosaur heads with fake bloods on their mouths. The right one was a triceratops, the middle one was a T-Rex, and the left one was Velociraptor. "The most deadly dinosaur to walk among the dinosaur, dattebayo."

"Oooh, I'm glad that one is just imaginary." Chris whistled, "It's judgment day! Which dinos will survive, and which one will be driven to extinction? Oh, and did I mention who the very special judges are? You!" The final four glance at each other, "With a pretty shocking twist, of course."

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"A lie-detector." Heather muttered in her seat as she looked over the poor-conditioned electric chair, "Sure. Great idea, Chris." The chair electrified her, "Sarcasm doesn't count as a lie!"

"It's time to vote for your favo dino." The host chuckled evilly, "Can't vote for your own, of course, and you might want to tell the truth. Just saying."

"Fine…" The queen bee shifted her eyes nervously, "I like idiot's Chimera-saurus because it remind me of monsters from B-movies and I have a secret collection of B-movie DVDs…Don't judge me."

"Oh, we are." Chris snickered, "Alejandro, you're next!"

Alejandro sits down in the lie-detector chair, "I vote for the dung-o-ramus…" He cried out as the chair electrified him badly, "Fine…I like aniki's creature because it's pretty epic and I won't lie that I'm curious about the creature's story because aniki always come up with a lot of good stories."

"Good enough, next!" The host grinned as Naruto take his seat, "Who do you vote for?"

"Hmm, that's tough because everyone come up with a lot of cool dinosaur, even if one of them is real." Naruto hummed.

"Oh come on, just make one tiny lie." Chris pouted after seeing that the chair didn't electrify him.

"Nah, you said to tell the truth." The redhead smirked coyly, "Anyway, I think I'm voting for Cody's dog thingy because it was fun to see your reaction."

"Wiseass…" The host grumbled under his breath as the geek took his seat, "You're the last one, who do you vote for?"

"Well, I'm voting for Naruto's dinosaur because it's so badass and I really like it." Cody shrugged.

"As the winner, Naruto gets this handy-dandy post digger." Chris gestured at the said tool in Chef's hands as the cooker gave it to the redhead before the host mumbling under his breath, "And fuck you all for not voting Chris-ceratops…"

"How will it help me in the next challenge?" Naruto asked, "Does that mean we have to dig something out?"

"You will find out." The host cleared his throat as he gestured at the crestfallen interns with stack of barrels, "The interns were supposed to bury these barrels full of maple syrup, sugar, spiders, and rattlesnakes. Long story short, the interns buried our reserve fuel barrels instead!" He glared at the interns.

"It's not our fault that you didn't label them." One of the interns muttered under his breath and the host just knock the barrel down as the snake lunged out at the screaming intern.

"NO, KENNY!" The second intern cried out.

"Wait, is that the same guy?" The redhead asked confusingly but the host ignored him.

"Since Cody came in second, he gets this rusty, old prospector kit." Chris tossed the pickax and pan to the geek as the host gave a bucket to the queen bee, "And Heather takes third place."

"A fucking kiddy pail and shovel?" Heather growled angrily.

"You're welcome." The host winked, "And for coming in dead-last…"

"How am I last when I created the only realistic dinosaur?" The Latino villain muttered, "Aw, that has to get me something."

"Yeah, you think so." Chris chuckled, "First one back with a barrel of my oil wins immunity."

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**(Confessional)**

"To Chris…" Alejandro slowly holds out two middle fingers, "Sincerely, Alejandro."

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"There must be twenty square miles of badlands." Cody glanced around, "It's like looking for a needle in haystack."

"Oh, I forget to mention…" The host grinned, "We'll be pummeling you with the occasional boulder. Funny, right?" He blows his whistler, starting the second part of challenge.

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"Nice to see you working hard." The queen bee gloated at the sight of Latino villain, digging out the hole with his own hands.

"Gee, thank." Alejandro growled, "I always do."

"I'm thinking of lending you my shovel…" Heather hummed as the Latino perked up, "Nah! See you later." She walks away from the fuming boy.

"…Fuck you, fuck Chris, fuck this show!" The Latino villain threw his hands up before he resumes his dig.

* * *

Cody dig out the hole, he assume that it must be the right spot and he blink at the sound of something whistling right over him. He glances up to see the flying boulder and the geek leap out of the boulder's way. "Crap…" Cody sighed at his broken pickax, he wonder how long will this challenge take for him to find one barrel?

* * *

Naruto use his post digger on the assumed spot, only to blinking at the screaming cooker on the boulder as it land in front of him. "Chef, are you okay?" The redhead asked.

"…Not until I beat a certain person up." Chef shoved the boulder off with a painful groan before he ran off with angry expression.

"…I see…" Naruto shook his head as he turned back to his post digger and it wasn't long enough until the boulder land right next to him with wincing host. "Chris?"

"Chef!" The groaning host ran back and the redhead scratched his head in confusion.

* * *

"How am I supposed to find a barrel of oil way out here in Heller?" Heather threw her shovel away with frustrating groan before she blink at the clanging sound and she move some dirt out of the way to see an oil barrel. "Hello, paydirt!" She glanced up to see a flying boulder and the gasping queen bee dive into the hole before the boulder land over the hole, blocking her. "Oh this sucks!" Heather poked her head out, "I'm stuck in Drumheller! Help!"

"Well, well, what do we have here?" The queen bee glanced up to see the smirking Latino villain, "A trapped bee."

"Alejandro, help me get out of here!" Heather shouted as the Latino villain glanced at the barrel, "Don't even think about it, Alejandro! This barrel is mine!"

"Too late for this." Alejandro smirked evilly, "You have been a thorn in my side for a while, I'm not gonna miss out on a chance of immunity and I want to see take a drop out of the airplane." He pulled the barrel out as he glanced around to see that Naruto was on his way to them from the distance, "Don't worry, I see Naruto on his way and it won't be long enough until he find you so…" The Latino villain ran away with the barrel, "See you later."

"You are so gonna pay for that, bastard!" The queen bee shouted.

"Heat-chan?" Naruto stopped in front of her, "What just happened?"

"Get me out of this hole!" Heather cried and the redhead shove the boulder off with several grunts as the queen bee crawled out.

"Are you okay?" The redhead asked with concern.

"…Yeah…" The queen bee muttered as she hugged him, "Thank for help me out…"

"No problem." Naruto smiled, "Let's go back to the airplane, I just found the barrel."

"Ye…" Heather widened her eyes, "We gotta hurry and get there before Alejandro does!" She quickly drags the redhead away with the barrel.

* * *

"About time you two show up." Chris smirked at the childhood friends, "Were you two busy making…" The barrel hit his face, courtesy of blushing queen bee.

"N-N-No, we didn't!" The queen bee glanced around before she gasps at the sight of two barrels, "We lost? Who got the immunity?! Is it Cody?"

"Alejandro just beat Cody by a hair." The host replied as the two boy showed up, "He get the immunity and we will vote right here at this campfire." He gestured at the campfire with a chuckle, "It's a tribute to first season…So go and cast your vote."

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**(Campfire)**

Chris glances at the final four with marshmallows tray in his hand, "Remember…Alejandro has invincibility, so there better not be any vote against him."

"We can't do that because he has invincibility, remember?" The redhead shrugged with his shoulders, "Or did you forget the meaning of invincibility?"

"…Shut up." The host glared at the snickering redhead, "The first marshmallow goes to Heather." He tossed the marshmallow to the queen bee, "The person that will get the final marshmallow and join us in final three is…"

"…" Cody have poker face on.

"…" Naruto rubbed his head.

"…" Heather and Alejandro glared at each other before they glance at the boys.

"…Naruto!"

"Gomen, Cody." The redhead patted the geek's back.

"Don't be." The geek smiled, "I actually vote for myself."

"Nani?!" Naruto dropped his jaw, "Why did you do that after making it all way to here?"

"Well, I want to vote Alejandro out but he has immunity and Heather and you have better chance of beating him in final two." Cody admitted, "I'm not upset with it because I'm proud of the fact that I made it all way to final four."

"I see…" The redhead ruffled the geek's hair, "Well, on the bright side, you will see Katie really soon, dattebayo."

"Yeah." The geek chuckled.

"Now, Cody, will you please go back to the airplane." Chris grinned as the nodding geek walked back to the airplane, "You three will stay here and wait for Chef to give you the next challenge while I will take my personal helicopter."

"Wait, what?" Alejandro blinked confusedly.

"I will see you all sooner!" The host climbed into his personal helicopter before it takes off and the travelers glance at each other confusingly.

"For some reason, I have a bad feeling about this." Heather muttered.

"You're not the only one, dattebayo." Naruto nodded.

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**(Helicopter)**

"It's a very long trip with everyone." Chris grinned, "After countless of challenges and a lot of drama, Alejandro, Heather, and Naruto has made it all way to final three! It brings up a lot of questions like…Where am I heading to? Which one of three will be dropping out next? Who will win the million? Will it be Alejandro? Heather? Or everyone's favorite, Naruto? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**WORLD TOUR!"**

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_Contestants: Alejandro, Heather, Naruto_

_Eliminated: B, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Gwen, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Sky, Tyler_

_Arrested: Sierra_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

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**And this ends our twenty-one chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

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	22. World Tour: Final Destination

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**Chapter 22: World Tour: Final Destination**

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**(Helicopter)**

"Last time on Total Drama World Tour, one of the travelers feel like our challenges was done so quickly and I don't think so." Chris grinned, "After many eliminations, there are only three travelers left now and they are Alejandro, Heather, and Naruto! Which one of them will win the big bucks? Will it be the new guy that overtaken everyone? Will it be the queen bee who always wants to get money? Will the redhead finally reach the sun and not get burned like always? Find out tonight on Total Drama World Tour! You don't want to miss this one!" His grin widened as soon as he see a certain island.

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**(Hawaii: Aftermath Show)**

"Yo, world!" Geoff waved at the cheering audience, "Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath, coming to you live from the tropical shores of Hawaii! After traveling all around the world this season, we had to wrap it up with a big shot of paradise. And…"

"I'm your host, Chris McLean!" Everyone glanced up with dropped jaws as the host landed his helicopter on the shore and he walk up to the central sofa.

"Chris, dude, why are you here?" The party boy blinked.

"To host this show, duh!" Chris rolled his eyes with a grin as he shoved the party boy into the peanut gallery before he clap his hands together, "Again, I'm your host, Chris McLean, and that is Aftermath show! Right now we're only two episodes away from declaring our winner of this season. First let's say hello to all the losers here." He gestured at the glaring peanut gallery, "And to the recently losers! Please welcome Owen, Sky, Courtney, Duncan and Shawn!"

"Why did I get intro-ed with these losers?!" Courtney snarled.

"Because I said so." The host chuckled evilly, "Anyway, Cody won't show up here since he's still back on the airplane in Drumheller…"

"But there's something that focus on me, right?" The CIT asked, "I have been working on my inter…

"Oh, yes, but not yet." Chris cut her off as he rubbed his hands with maniacal grin, "And I almost forget one person…Please welcome Blaineley!"

"What just happened to her?" Beth asked after the intern wheeled the mummified blonde woman in.

"Mmmph!" Blaineley glared at the host.

"Nothing." The host chuckled, "I don't want her to ruin everything and I hate to listen to her so…That's why."

"What the hell is going on?!" Everyone turned their head to see…

"EVA!" Geoff ran to his bodybuilder girlfriend, "I miss you so much, babe…" A giant bear roared at him, causing him to yelp in fear.

"No, Bruno, that's my boyfriend." Eva smacked the bear and Bruno whimpered with teary eyes. "…I forgive you."

"Um…" Chris shook his head at them as the party boy told the bodybuilder everything up to now, "Ignoring them…" He cleared his throat, "There are a lot of things going on today…The peanut gallery will have a say in who's gonna win the bucks!"

Courtney cut him off, "Good, because I've got a lot to say about that…A lot, lot…"

"Okay, it's no big secret that most of people here hate our CIT because she has an easy trigger to sue everyone for a little thing." The host cut her off with a glare before he give them a sinister grin, "Well, you're gonna hate her more after seeing these unseen footage! Roll the clips!"

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**(Footage)**

Cody was about to enter the restroom for vote before Courtney suddenly pick him up by collar, "Listen here, you twerp!" The CIT snarled, "You're gonna vote for Dawn, get it?!"

"What?" The geek yelped, "I'm not gonna vote for…"

"DO IT!" Courtney kicked the wall under the geek's groin, "Or else!"

"Okay, okay!" Cody whined.

_***Static***_

"Shawn, you have to vote for Sky." The CIT whispered.

"Huh, why?" The zombie nut glanced at the nervous geek with raised eyebrow, "I'm not gonna vote for her…"

"She just got bit by a zombie and she's infected!" Courtney lied as the zombie nut gasped in horror, "We have to kick her out before it's too late! Right, Cody?"

"Um…" The geek paled as the CIT punched her palm, "It's true! It's true!"

"We have to get her out now!" Shawn screamed.

_***Static***_

Courtney sat in the confessional restroom with a sneer, "Everyone is so dimwitted and I can't believe that I'm with them all!" She kept insulting everyone as she bragged that she was best player than them all, "I'm starting to think that some of them are very slow in heads if you know what I mean?"

* * *

Everyone gasp at the screen before they all glare at the CIT and she glance around nervously, how the hell did they caught her on film in unseen place? "Wow, there's a lot of hatred here and I'm loving it!" Chris sighed blissfully, "And, no, Courtney, it's not about the lawsuit."

"Shut up…" Courtney muttered under her breath.

"Back to main topic." The host announced, "Everyone, who do you think will win?"

"Naru have to win the finale." Owen said, "He's the only non-evil player left…Well, Heat is getting nice now so I don't know about her."

"Okay, everyone." Chris snapped his fingers to stop anyone from opening their mouth, "I just forget that there are so many people in this gallery so…" He gestured at three colored benches, "If you support Naruto, take the red bench and raise his flag…"

"Wow, you're really trying to make red his thing." Trent said and everyone nodded.

"No, I'm not." The host turned away from them with shifty eyes.

"Red must be sad that you don't give him orange because he really like, like, like, like…" Izzy kept repeating 'like' for a while, "Like orange!"

"And I'm trying to break him out of it." Chris muttered to himself before he clear his throat, "If you support Heather, take the pink bench with her flag…Alejandro, blue bench! Now go!"

* * *

After a while, the host glances at the benches to make sure that everyone takes their seat. "Interesting!" The host rubbed his chin, "I was pretty sure that Alejandro won't have any support."

"Well, you thought wrong." Courtney crossed her arms with her nose up in air, she was sitting with Lighting, Cameron, and Tyler. Chris glance at Heather's bench with some surprisingly supporters, Dawn was sitting with Beth, Lindsay, Jo, and Eva and the rest were on Naruto's bench.

"Well, I'm not shocked that Naruto have a lot of support." Chris nodded.

"But Alejandro will blow him off the map like he did to everyone here." The CIT smirked.

"No, he didn't." Noah crossed his arms, "And did you forget that Alejandro have mentioned that Naruto was the one who taught him almost everything before?"

"Yeah and I think Naruto deserves the cash mostly." Harold said and everyone agreed.

"Um…" The farmer girl glanced at the drooling bear as he stared at her, "Can anyone please do something about him?"

"Nah!" The host grinned, "I like this bear for some reason. Anyway, I'm curious about Heather's supporters and why they are supporting her?"

"It's because Heather is my best female friend." Dawn said bluntly, "She's not really mean as you all believe her to be and she always help me out a lot."

"Well, she defended me before." Beth smiled at the memory, "She's less mean than before so I can forgive her for what she did to me back on the island."

"Yes, and if Beth like her then I do too!" Lindsay nodded with wide smile.

"She's tough and crafty so I think she will win the game." Jo crossed her arms.

"Ditto." Eva agreed with the jockette.

"Okay, now it's time to take Aftermath up to new level!" Chris announced with a wide grin, "A challenge where you have to win to give your chosen player a huge advantage in the final challenge!"

"This can't be good." Sky muttered.

"Indeed…" Gwen sighed.

* * *

**(Cliff)**

"So, peanut gallery, have you missed being in the game with me?" The host grinned at the teenagers.

"Not at all." Leshawna grumbled under her breath.

"I know you all love me!" Chris laughed, "Guess what? You're going to competing to help your favorite final-three contestants win! One member of each team is about to risk your lives for the favorite finalist. Any volunteers?"

"I'm doing it." The bodybuilder grunted.

"I am the winningest member of my team." Courtney stepped up with smug smirk.

"Said the loser who loses a lot." The host mocked as he glanced at Naruto's team to see that they were arguing to step up, "Since everyone in Naruto's group can't decide it, I'm gonna pick one out…Izzy!"

"Yes!" The crazy girl bounced around with giggle.

"Let's take a look at what Courtney, Eva, and Izzy are up against." Chris grinned, "The players have to race to the top and then snag one of the traditional Hawaiian leis from Lono, the Hawaiian god of prosperity and sporting events. Then grab a board and take it back down the stream and you has to avoid some lava spray on your way down to the bottom."

"What?!" Courtney and Eva gasped.

"Awesome!" Izzy giggled.

"First thing…" The host gestured at the blackboard as everyone can see animals on it, "Each team must pick an animal to represent the spirit of their player…"

"Ooh, I pick fox!" The crazy girl pointed at the picture of fox, "It looks so like Red because of whiskers!"

"I'm with her on this one." Duncan chortled and almost everyone agreed with it.

"We think Doberman suit Heather." Jo said after her discussion with the team.

"I'm gonna go Jaguar." The CIT crossed her arms, never notice an evil grin on the host's face.

"Now you all can't take it back because here's a catch…" Chris snickered, "When you get to the bottom with your lei intact, you have to put the lei on your team's spirit animal to win." The teenagers glance at three small rafts and some of them paled at the sight of snarling Doberman and Jaguar.

"I'm so glad that we all went with fox." Trent muttered in shock.

"I can totally handle a Jaguar." Courtney scoffed.

"…I think she finally snapped." Eva raised her eyebrow.

"Whoever leis their team's animal first will win a huge advantage for their finalist." The host said, "Second place will get a modest prize and the last place gets nothing so you better step your game up. And…Go!" The three girls quickly run toward the top while they trying to overtake each other.

* * *

Izzy was first to reach the Lono statue, "Hi, big head!" The crazy girl giggled as she grabbed one of the leis before she run away, "Bye, big head!" Eva show up next and she take her lei, only to have it snatch by the CIT.

"Yes!" The CIT smirked before the bodybuilder grabs her arm with an angry expression as the Courtney's face paled, "…Here, I'm sorry."

"Do it again and I'm gonna rip your arm off." The bodybuilder threatened before she takes off, following by the CIT.

* * *

"Whoo, hang ten!" Izzy leaped off the cliff with orange surfboard before Courtney jump off with her surfboard and Eva was last to jump off with a scowl, it turn out that the CIT just snatch her surfboard at last minute.

"Get your ass back here!" Eva shook her fist at the paled CIT.

"I'm sorry but it's just a game!" Courtney shouted back, she never noticed that she just take the lead as she surfed by the crazy girl. It wasn't long enough until the lava spray rain on the three screaming racers and they swerve around to avoid most of the spray.

* * *

"Hmm, I feel like that's too tame." Chris held his walkie-talkie up, "You may release the 'OMG' beast!"

"OMG beast?" Max raised his eyebrow at the snickering host.

"Wait for it…" The host grinned as he stared at the sky, "Wait for it…Wait…And…Wait…Here it come!" The large shadow cast over everyone and they all glance up with widened eyes.

"Oh…" Gwen slowly dropped her jaw.

"My…" DJ gasped.

"GOD!" Everyone screamed out as a massive flaming boulder crash into the river, creating a huge wave and the three screaming surfers flew into the bottom of the waterfall.

"Oh man, I really love my job!" Chris laughed.

* * *

"Do it again!" Izzy lift her head out of the water with a crazed grin as both of the girls swim toward the raft, "Again! Again!"

"Izzy, the challenge!" Duncan shouted loudly and the crazy girl quickly swims toward the raft.

Courtney was first to reach her raft, "Okay, I'm just gonna put it on you…" The Jaguar swings his claw with a savage roar and the scared CIT dive back in the water.

"Hold still!" The bodybuilder tried to put the lei on the struggling dog.

"And Izzy win the challenge!" The host announced out of blue before the bodybuilder put the lei on the Doberman.

"What?!" Eva and Courtney turned around to see that Izzy was playing with the fox and they can see that the creature have a lei around its neck.

"And in the second place is Eva." Chris laughed.

"No!" The CIT roared, "It's not fair! I'm the winner! Me! Me!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Eva dunks the CIT's head in the water.

"Thank, Eva." The host chuckled, "Thank to Izzy, Naruto will receive a major advantage to use in the final challenge." He gestured at a wheelbarrow before he shift his arm at a baby carriage, "And thank to Eva, Heather get this sweet carriage. They will make sense as soon as the finalists get their final challenge. Oh, and Alejandro get nothing. Well, it's time for me to sign this show off and remember to watch the last two episodes of Total Drama World Tour because you don't want to miss it! Bye everyone!" Chris waved at the camera with a wide grin.

"CHRIS MCLEAN!" The host turned around to see…

"Ma?!" The host cried out before his mother wrecking her cane on him, to everyone's amusement.

"HOW DARE YOU HANG UP ON ME!" Grammy shouted angrily, "AND HOW DARE YOU DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MY GREAT-GRANDCHILD!"

"I'm sorry, ma!" Chris screamed, "I'm sorry!"

* * *

**(Drumheller)**

Naruto glance at Heather and Alejandro as they stand in front of the airplane, "What do you think they will make us do?"

"It better not be a race." The queen bee scowled.

"I hope it's a race." Alejandro smirked, receiving a deadly glare from the queen bee.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Once again, I'm in final three." Heather crossed her arms, "I'm not going out like last time…As long as it's not disgusting dare challenge."

_***Static***_

"I think it's pretty funny that Heat-chan and I end up in final three twice, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "I think the two last challenges gonna be very hard since the challenges are getting tougher than before."

* * *

"Attention, maggots and brat!" Chef barked as the travelers turned to him, "Guess where we are going to?"

"Anywhere but here." Heather muttered.

"We're going to Hawaii!" The cooker smirked at the exciting travelers as he stopped them from entering the airplane, "You three won't take airplane this time because here's your challenge…" He cleared his throat, "You three will be competing to get to the big island first, by any method you can find out here."

"In middle of nowhere?" The Latino villain gestured at the desert.

"Yes." Chef tossed GPS devices and walkie-talkies at them with an evil smirk, "Here are your GPS devices. They will track everyone here and in a certain situation, it will help us find your body."

"Wait, did you just said…" The queen bee gulped nervously.

"Now if some of you need a boat to get there, head for Tijuana Beach at the Mexican border." The cooker glanced at them, "What are you waiting for? GO! GO! GO!"

"Can I hitch a ride…" Alejandro said before Chef took off with the airplane, "…Never mind."

"Good luck, guys, dattebayo." Naruto ran off, followed by the queen bee and the Latino villain.

* * *

**(Alejandro)**

"Think, Alejandro, think." The Latino villain glanced at his GPS as he ran toward his destination and he skidded on his feet before he stare at the loading truck in front of a carnival. "…I'm not gonna ask why there's a carnival in middle of nowhere but I'll take it." Alejandro muttered under his breath and he glance around for anyone as he sneak into the back of the truck.

* * *

**(Heather)**

The queen bee was too focusing on her GPS and it causes her to trip on the railroad. "UGH!" Heather scowled, "What kind of idiot leaves train tracks in the middle of nowhere?" She glance around to see a train station, "…Trains! Yes!"

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"Wow, I don't know that we're really this close to highway." The redhead glanced at the road as he ran with his GPS, "Let's see where I can go from here…" There was a roaring sounds right behind him and Naruto turn his head to see a biker gang before they stop in front of him.

"…"

"…"

"…Hi?" Naruto held his thumb out.

"…Wait, are you Naruto?" The bulky bearded man asked, "The one from Total Drama and many movies?"

"Hai?" The redhead nodded.

"Dude!" The bulky man tore his jacket off with everyone to reveal their orange jackets with Naruto's face on it, "We're your fans!"

"Awesome jacket!" Naruto grinned.

* * *

**(Alejandro)**

"Attention, competitors, I am currently traveling south at 90 kilometers per hour." The Latino villain spoke into his walkie-talkie in the truck, "So you may as well as give up."

"I don't think so!" Alejandro blinked at the unfamiliar voice, "You are going down like a dead man!"

"Who the hell is that?" Heather's voice asked.

"It was Snake, he's giving me a lift." Naruto's voice chuckled, "They are really awesome, dattebayo."

"Um…" Alejandro raised his eyebrows, "There's more than one?"

"Hai, they're a biker gang and they have a lot of sweet jackets." The redhead replied.

"WHAT!" The queen bee shouted, "IDIOT, ARE YOU OKAY?!"

"Hai, I am." Naruto said, "…Hey, Snake, is it possible for me to get this awesome jacket?"

"Oh, yeah." Snake replied, "You're lucky that you don't have to go through a process to join a club."

"…Aniki, don't join the gang!" Alejandro screamed.

"Listen to him!" Heather shouted, "Don't you think about join them!"

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"Huh?" The redhead blinked at his walkie-talkie, "What was that about me joining a gang?"

"Maybe they misunderstood something." Snake chuckled as the gang drove on the road, "We're almost there."

"Thank, man." Naruto grinned.

* * *

**(Heather)**

The queen bee sits down inside one of the train cars and she pick up a newspaper, unawake of the fact that Alejandro just got on the same train from the unloading truck. "Hello, passengers, and welcome to this nonstop trip to Mexico." The train conductor announced through the PA.

"Yes!" Heather cheered, "In your face!" The woman in front of her raised her eyebrow, "Um…I really, really love tacos."

"…Okay." The woman mumbled and the door opened as the queen bee glance up.

"YOU!" Heather and Alejandro pointed at each other with deadly glares before they wrestle each other, attempting to shove each other off the train.

* * *

**(Chris)**

The host blinks at his tracker and he turn to his co-worker as the cooker walks out of the airplane. "Chef, I think this thing is broken." Chris glanced at his tracker.

"What?" Chef yanked it out of his boss' hands, "How can it be broken when it's new?!" He checked it several times, "It's not broken…Why did you think it was?"

"Because of that." The host pointed at the moving red dot, "It's going too faster over the sea and I don't know who that is."

"…Huh?" The cooker blinked at the flashing dot, "…That's brat…"

"…What the hell is he on?" Chris muttered.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"And done." The redhead placed his autograph behind the seat in an airplane, "Thank for your help, Bobby."

"No problem." The pilot smiled, "It was nice of you signing everyone's jackets and give us your autographs. I feel bad for asking you one."

"Nah, I like to do it because everyone deserve it for help me out, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

* * *

**(Alejandro)**

He don't know how they end up riding the horses from the train but it don't matter because he have to beat her and get her eliminate from this challenge. "Hurry, Caballo!" Alejandro kicked the galloping horse.

"Do what he just says…" Heather pointed at the Latino villain as she glared at her horse, "But faster!" It wasn't long enough until they both reach the Tijuana Beach and they spot the boats. The queen bee shove the Latino villain down and she jump on one of the boat before it speed off, following by the scowling Latino villain.

* * *

**(Hawaii)**

"Oh, here come Alejandro and Heather!" Chris grinned with his binocular as the two boats bumped each other, "It's gonna be a close one."

"But where's Naru?" Owen asked before everyone blinked at the roaring noise and they all glance up to see someone jump out of the airplane with parachute.

"Is that…" Rodney lifted his index finger up.

"Did I make it?" Naruto asked as soon as he floated across the finishing line and land in front of the host.

"Naruto make it to the final two!" The host annocued as the teenagers cheered, "…How in the world did you manage to get airplane in middle of nowhere?"

"Well, I found a road where I ran into a biker gang, who turn out to be members of my fan club, and they give me a lift." The redhead chuckled, "Snake know a guy who have his own airplane so we all went to the airport and this guy give me a ride to here, dattebayo." He pulled a orange jacket out, "Oh, and my fan club gave me this sweetest jacket!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Seriously?" Chris pinched the bridge of his nose as he turned back to the racing boats, "Anyway…The question is…Who will Naruto battle, Heather or Alejandro?" He pulled a remote detonator out, "Let's find out!" He pushed it and the boats blow up, launching the screaming travelers up in air. Everyone follow the flailing travelers with their turning head before they both land in front of the redhead.

"Um…" Harold glanced around, "Who won?"

"Well…" The host tapped his cheek in deep thought.

"It's oblivious that I beat her!" Alejandro stood up with a glare.

"No, I beat you!" Heather scowled with crossed arms.

"Slow-mo?" Chef shrugged with his shoulders, "It's fair this way."

"Yeah." Chris nodded, "Let me check the footage and I will announce who will face against Naruto in final two." He checked the camera with the cooker, "And the person that will be in final two is…"

"…" The queen bee glared at the Latino villain.

"…" The Latino villain glared back.

"…Alejandro!"

"NOT AGAIN!" The queen bee shouted angrily.

"Tough luck, Heather." The host jabbed his thumb at the group of teenagers with smirk, "Go join the losers."

"Ugh…" Heather groaned, taking her seat next to the petite girl.

"Congrats, Naruto and Alejandro." Chris grinned at the final two, "You two may not know that but the peanut gallery had a challenge during the Aftermath show and they work so hard to get you a huge advantage."

"Really?" Alejandro smirked, "What did I get?"

"In time." The host chuckled evilly, "Prepare to have your minds blown up by the most lethal challenge in Total Drama history. Naruto versus Alejandro versus the volcano!" The final two glanced at each other nervously, "Back in the day, human sacrifices were tossed into Kilauea volcano to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people as sacrifices. So Alejandro and Naruto will have to make sacrifice stand-ins using the island's most abundant resources…" He gestured at the pile of woods and pineapples, "Pineapples and driftwood. And to make it nice and symbolic, you guys have to make dummies of each other to dump in the volcano. Now…You each get to pick two helpers."

"I dare Alejandro to pick me." Leshawna threatened with a shaking fist, "Come on!"

"I choose Courtney and Tyler." The Latino villain smiled.

"Um…" The redhead rubbed his head, "I'll pick Duncan and Heat-chan."

"All right." The punk stood up with a grin and the queen bee smirked, finally she will have her revenge on the Latino villain.

"Okay." Chris nodded, "We have our helpers. Now, Naruto and Alejandro, you have to stay on your mats and your helpers will build the dummies with parts that resemble your opponent. And…Go!" The helpers ran toward the piles and they start working on the dummies while fighting each other. "So, Naruto, what will you do with your million if you win this challenge?"

"I'm thinking of using it for the kid, dattebayo." Naruto replied, "And if there's still more of money, they will be in my kid's college fund."

"Aw, how sweet!" Sadie gushed.

"Totally!" Katie gushed with her best friend.

"What about you, Alejandro?" The host asked.

"Well, it was kind of my fault that the world knows about aniki's baby with Gwen." Alejandro rubbed his head, "I'm gonna give him half of the reward.

"Thank, Alejandro." The redhead grinned.

"We're done!" Courtney carried the dummy with Tyler and Naruto's helpers have two or three more parts to add.

"And Alejandro takes the lead." Chris announced, "Next step, haul your sacrifice to the top of Kilauea and toss him into the volcano."

"Here!" Heather shoved the finished dummy into the redhead's hands.

"Oh, so close!" The host grinned, "I was about to send Alejandro off."

"Do we really have to throw them in the volcano?" Naruto asked, "Won't that kinda set it off?"

"Nah, it won't erupt if you throw them in." Chris rolled his eyes, "To help you get those dummies to the top of the volcano, you can use the rewards your teams earned on your behalf in the Aftermath lava surfing challenge." He gestured at baby carriage, "Heather won a stroller. Too bad she's out."

"Fuck you." The queen bee muttered under her breath.

"But Naruto gets a wheelbarrow!" The host gestured at the wheelbarrow, "And Alejandro gets diddly-squat."

"What?" The Latino villain widened his eyes.

"Let's say Courtney screw it up by picking a wrong animal, which happen to be a jaguar." Chris snickered as the Latino villain glared at the whistling CIT, "But don't you fret, Alejandro…You get a twenty seconds head start for winning the first part of challenge. So…Get going!"

"Ok, Tyler, take the en…"

"Actually, you have to carry the dummy on your own." The host smiled and the scowling Latino villain took off with his dummy.

"I feel bad for him, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the struggling villain.

"Don't be." Duncan and Heather deadpanned.

* * *

"At least I have a lead." Alejandro muttered to himself as he ran up the slope with his dummy, "I can taste the million."

"Oh, what does it taste like?"

"It tastes like mint and pure gold…" The Latino villain blinked before he slowly turns his head to see the smirking redhead with his wheelbarrow.

"That's an interesting taste but it's really bad idea to put money in your mouth, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he rushed past him, "See you later!"

"W-W-Wait up!" Alejandro chased the redhead up the slope.

* * *

After leaved the Latino villain behind in his dust, Naruto skid in front of the lava pit and he whistle at the course with widened eyes. "Wow, they really go all way out on this one, dattebayo."

"Yeah, we did!" Chris hollered from another side with Chef, "Check out the look on his face!"

"What the fuck!" The Latino villain caught up to them, dropping his jaw at the lava pit.

"The only way to the top of the volcano is past this river of lava!" The host gestured at the lava pit as he glanced at the redhead, "Look like you have to carry it across because that wheelbarrow won't be too helpful."

"Not really." The redhead shrugged, "It saves me a lot of energy, dattebayo."

"…True." Chris glared at the redhead for his comment, "All you have to do is hop across these stepping stones. Easy-peasy, hot and cheesy."

"But…" Alejandro and Naruto sighed.

"We've rigged a few booby-traps to…" The host pointed at the hanging objects, "Chef, a booby demo, if you please."

"Gladly." Chef cut the rope with his cleaver and the log crash into the stone step, caused both boys to gasp in horror.

"Yeah, you really don't want to get hit by those." Chris grinned evilly as he jabbed his thumb at the helpers, "Your helpers can either keep them secured or send them falling. It's your call. And…Go!"

"Heat-chan, you cut and Duncan, you defend the ropes!" Naruto hollered as he hopped across the stones, Alejandro was right behind him by one stone.

"Chop away!" Alejandro shouted.

"Let us though!" Courtney cried out, attempted to get past the punk's block.

"Not a chance." Duncan grunted as he shoved them away and the jock got knocked out by hitting a tree.

"Ugh, do I have to do everything myself?!" The CIT groaned at the unconscious jock before she kicks the punk in groin.

"Why do they always go for the balls?" The punk whimpered on his knees.

"Whoa!" The Latino villain dodged the falling safe and the redhead leaped over the melting piano, courtesy of the CIT.

"Which ropes go to?" The CIT asked after cut the rope that almost took the villain out.

"Chef?" The host asked as the cooker just shrugged with his hands, "Nice one!"

"Aniki, maybe it's time to give up." Alejandro taunted as he overtake the redhead by several stones, "Don't worry about the money, you will get half of it."

"Nah, give up is not in my dictionary, dattebayo." The redhead grinned.

"Hi-yah!" Courtney cut the rope as the cage fall down, trapped the shocked Latino villain in process and the redhead finally crossed the lava pit. "Whoops, sorry, Al!"

"DON'T CALL ME AL!" The Latino villain shouted angrily as everyone jumped, "I HATE IT! I HATE THAT FUCKING NICKNAME BECAUSE OF MY STUPID BROTHER, JOSE! UGH!"

"…Al hates being called Al?" Duncan chortled, "No wonder why you hate Owen because he kept calling you Al. That must suck big time, Al."

"Yeah, poor Al." Heather smirked and Alejandro glared at them with twitching eyebrow as Courtney tried to get him out of the cage.

"Hey, hey, take it easy on him, dattebayo." Naruto called out from the distance.

Heather and Duncan glance at each other, "…Nah!" They kept calling the twitching Latino villain Al for a while.

* * *

The sweating teenagers fanning themselves at the top of the volcano, waiting for one of the finalist to show up and they all glare at the host and the cooker as they stand in front of large fan with briefcase in the host's hands. "So, know of any season three wrap parties?" Chris asked his co-worker.

"Just one." Chef rubbed his chin, "I'm going to this one if brat wins this game."

"Oh!" The host perked up at the sound of footsteps, "Someone is coming!"

"Who is it?" Ella fidgeted as B crossed his fingers in hope and a dummy fling upon the ground, followed by the redhead.

"Looking for this?" Chris jiggled the briefcase but Naruto ignored him as he quickly picks his dummy up and he ran toward the vent of the volcano.

"NOOOO!" Everyone turned to see the panting Latino villain as he carried his dummy with haste.

"Gomen, buddy." The redhead just tossed his dummy in the volcano and everyone cheered as Alejandro dropped on his knee with annoying groan, he was so close!

"And that's a cool million for Naruto, the winner of Total Drama World Tour!" The grinning host handed the briefcase to the redhead.

"All right!" Everyone cheered.

"That's so awesome!" Owen cheered as he pulled some of teenagers in bear hug, "WHOO-HOO!"

"Oh, you didn't throw any pineapples in the volcano, did you?" Chris glanced over his shoulder to see two elder men, "There's signs everywhere!" Everyone turned around to see countless warning signs.

"…You gotta kidding me." Chris deadpanned, "That's ridiculous!"

"…RUN!" The natives ran away from the group.

"Pfft, weirdo." The host snorted before the volcano rumble under their feet and they all notice Ezekiel right behind the redhead as the farmer boy was about to pounce on him.

"Watch out, Naruto!" Everyone screamed but the redhead didn't hear them because…

"Is that an orange coin?" Naruto bended down to pick the orange coin up, never noticed the screaming farmer boy as he fall into the lava and the redhead stand up to see everyone with widened eyes. "…Nani? I just like orange, dattebayo." Everyone smacked their foreheads at his antic before the volcano rumble again.

"RUUUUUUN!" Chris screamed, running down the erupting volcano with everyone.

"I TOLD YOU SO, TOU-SAN!" The redhead shouted, reaching the beach with everyone.

"SHUT UP, NARUTO!" The host screamed before he turns to the camera as everyone gets in the ship, "See you next season, I guess!" Ezekiel flew past them with a bloodcurdling scream, "…And can someone get medic for this guy?"

* * *

**(Boat)**

"Naruto." The redhead turned his head to see Katie and Cody.

"Hey, Katie." Naruto smiled, "I don't see you for a long time."

"Yeah…" The tanned girl suddenly hug the confusing redhead, "…Thank you for save Cody."

"Oh…" The redhead patted her head, "No problem, anyone would do the same thing that I did, dattebayo."

"True but still, thank you." Katie smiled as she released him and the geek nod with a smile before they walk away together.

'I'm glad he has someone that will look after him.' Naruto smiled at their back, he doesn't know that Bridgette was right around the corner behind him and she take a deep breath.

"Naruto." The said boy jolted at the sudden hug from behind and he turn around to see…

"Oh, Gwen." The redhead smiled at the goth girl, "How are you feeling now?"

"Better now but I still have morning sickness, no thank to you." Gwen smirked teasingly.

"Hai." Naruto chuckled, "Did your family know yet?"

"Yes, they do and I just met your grandma." The goth girl dragged the redhead away with his arm, "I really like her."

"That's good!" The redhead chuckled, "Do you want to talk more about our plans for the baby?"

"Yes, I do." Gwen smiled gently and what they don't know is that the surfer girl was still at the corner with sad expression before she take another deep breath again, she will try again and again until the redhead will forgive her.

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_Winner of World Tour: Naruto_

_Eliminated: Alejandro, B, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Heather, Gwen, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Sky, Tyler_

_Arrested: Sierra_

_Peanut Gallery: Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Trent_

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**And this ends our twenty-two chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**And that end the World Tour arc! It's about time that Naruto won the game! Did you like all the changes and everything? Love it or hate it?**

**Now the next chapter will be filler before we will enter the ROI arc where everything will be way different from what you know in the cannon! The upcoming filler is a secret and I'm sure that everyone can't wait to see it.**

**It's possible that I won't update next week since I'm sure that everyone know that we all will be busy for a while with our presents. Just to let you all know.**

**Merry Christmas, everyone!**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to teenagers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	23. Old and New Memories

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**There will be a lot of timeskip in this chapter.**

**I decided not to answer any current questions that relates to ROI because it would be a huge spoiler, same goes for some questions that may be spoilers too. Sorry to everyone who asked me about the next chapter but you all will know about it really soon and you all will understand why I'm avoiding to answer your questions for now. Don't worry, I will keep answering your questions as soon as ROI arc start.**

**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-three chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 23: Old and New Memories**

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**(Present: Chris)**

The host walks up to a headstone with bouquet of lilies and he places it on top of the headstone as he takes a glance at the engraved stone. "Hey, Kushina…" Chris rubbed his head, "Sorry that I don't visit you soon. There's really a lot of stuff going on after I found out about our son, Naruto…He's really great kid and he really take everything after you, plus some of mine. He told me a lot of things like his pranks and…" He sighed with sad expression, "Your heart failure…If I know about that, I could have paid for the heart transplant…" Several memories went through his head as he talking to Kushina's headstone.

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**(Past: First Meeting)**

A 15-year old teenager, wearing a plain shirt and jean, was whistling a tune as he unlock his locker to take some textbooks out and he glance at his locker neighbor, marveled by her appearance. The Japanese girl was wearing a red turtleneck sweater and bell-bottom pant but what made her stand out was her long red hair. 'She's quite a looker.' The teenager stared at her, 'Let's put McLean's charm to work…'

"What the fuck are you looking at, shimpy?" The girl scowled at him after she noticed him staring at her.

"Hey, my name's Chris, not shimpy!" Chris frowned, he don't like it when people pick on his height.

"Whatever, shimpy." The girl snorted with a smirk.

"Stop it, y-y-you…" He looked all over her for a while as he tried to come up with something, "Tomato! Your red hair make your face look like a tomato!"

"...MY NAME IS KUSHINA, NOT TOMATO, DATTEBANE!"

"What the hell does dattebane me…" A fist met his face and what happen next was the beginning of common occurrence in their school for a long time, also the beginning of their relationship.

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**(Ask Her Out)**

Chris turn around the corner to see Kushina in front of a poster and he was about to call her out with her hated nickname, only to blink at her as she stared at the poster with soft expression. He slowly walk to her side and they stare at the poster for a while before Chris turn his head at the Japanese girl. "Want me to take you there?"

"Is that a pity date?!" Kushina picked him up by his collar with a glare, "If it's a damn pity date, I'm gonna kill you, dattebane!"

"No, no, no!" Chris waved his hands around nervously, "It's not a pity date!"

"…Then pick me up at eight." The Japanese girl wrote something down on a piece of paper before she hand it to him, "It's just as friend and nothing else…" Her eyes narrowed, "Oh, and if it's one of your stupid prank, I'm gonna kill you, dattebane!"

"Why should I pick you up instead of here and what does dattebane mea…" The teenager muttered before he ducks under her roundkick with a yelp, "I'll pick you up! I'll pick you up!"

"GOOD!" She stomped away and Chris glances at the poster, it was for a homecoming dance.

"It better not suck." Chris groaned.

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**(Meeting Her Family)**

The teenager rang the doorbell and he fidget around with his tuxedo, he don't know why he have to pick her up at her house instead of meeting each other at the school. Chris snap out of his thought as soon as the door opened and he blink at an elder woman in blue kimono, he assume her age to be in seventy or eighty. "Ah, you must be Shimpy McLean, I hear a lot of things from Kushina." The woman smiled.

"She did…" Chris blinked, "Hey! My name is Chris, not shimpy!"

"Oh my, you two are already on pet names?" The elder woman covered her mouth with a giggle and the teenager was about to shout back but…

"Obaa-san, don't give him any wrong idea, dattebane!" Kushina walked out with a glare as Chris stared at her ball gown before she drag him away, "Well, I'm going. See you later, obaa-san."

"Have fun but come home before ten." The woman called out at them, closing her door at same time.

"Um…" The teenager glanced back, "Was that your grandma?"

"Hai." The Japanese girl nodded.

"Ah, I don't know that your grandma live with you and your folks." Chris glanced at her.

"…Actually, I'm living with her." Kushina muttered, "She's all I have left."

"O-O-Oh, I didn't know that." The teenager scratched his head nervously.

"It's okay." The Japanese girl shrugged, "You don't know that."

"…So it's just you and your grandma?" Chris asked.

"Hai, she and I are the last Uzumaki." Kushina sighed, "But it will change when I get older and marry someone…"

"Like who?" The teenager blinked.

"Like someone famous or rich so I can be a housewife and spoil all my children." The Japanese girl grinned, "It will make everything easy for me and…" She kept rambling for a long time about her ideal future and Chris just rolled his eyes at her, why do all girls always want to end up with famous and rich dudes?

'Women, I never understand them.' Chris sighed mentally.

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**(Present: Gwen's Baby Shower)**

"Here it is." Izzy gave a box to Gwen, the goth girl's stomach has been enlarged and starting to show a lot of pregnancy's signs. Right now she was having a baby shower with her goth friends and most of the girls from the show.

"Um…" Gwen slowly pulled a squirrel out of a box, "It's a stuffing animal, right?"

"Nope." The crazy girl giggled, "It's a living squirrel, a great pet!"

The goth girl toss the squeaking squirrel away as Beth hand her another box, "Here, Gwen, that one is from me and Lindsay." Gwen unwrapped it to see two different colored clothes, "We don't know the gender of the baby so we thought it would be good idea to get two of them, just in case."

"Thank, girls." Gwen nodded, "I like them."

"I'm curious about one thing…" Sadie tilted her head, "Why are Naruto and the boys not here?"

"They did say that they're having a boy's night out." Katie shrugged before they continue with the baby shower.

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**(Naruto)**

"Where the hell is the nuts?!" Chris crawled around on the floor, glancing around for the nuts.

"I told you to put them in a bowl!" Chef grunted.

"It's kind of sad that it took us hours to work on a crib." Duncan muttered and some of the boys nodded their heads.

"It's good thing that we just start painting the wall." Noah painted the wall with dark purple paint with Cody and Owen.

"Yeah…" Alejandro glanced around, "Damn it! where did I put this hammer?!" He never notices that B was using the hammer on the dresser.

"Thank for helping me with the baby's room, dattebayo." Naruto sighed and the rest of the boys just waved it off. The host just shaking his head, start to remember something in past.

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**(Past: Confession)**

"What's up?" Kushina glanced at the teenager with crossed arms, "Is it important that you just pull me away from my ramen?"

"Kushina, we know each other for about a year now…" Chris rubbed his head nervously as the Japanese girl nodded, "Um…I really like to spend a lot of time with you, even if you always beat me up time from time…"

"Masochist." The Japanese girl muttered under her breath.

"I'm not." The teenager glared before he clear his throat, "Anyway…I really like you a lot."

"N-N-Nani?!" Kushina stuttered with red face.

"I like everything about you like your fiery personality, your exotic red hair, the way you beat me up, everything." Chris replied.

"Are you sure you're not masochist?" The Japanese girl deadpanned with lightly blush.

"I'm sure…" The teenager mumbled before he takes a deep breath, "Kushina, will you be my girlfriend?"

"…"

"…"

"…Sure." Kushina scratched her cheek and Chris cheered before he pull her into a deep kiss, he didn't regret it as soon as the embarrassing girl beat him so badly that he have to stay in the hospital for a while.

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**(The Gift)**

"Are these parrots?" Chris hanged a birdcage up, staring at the adult parrot with a baby.

"Hai, I thought it will be a great gift to you from me, dattebane…" Kushina rubbed her arm, "If you don't like them, I can take…"

"No, no, no, I think they're great." The teenager waved his hands around, "I can't wait to teach them some words."

"Wonderful!" The Japanese girl clapped her hands with beaming smile before the phone rang in other room as she walked away from him, "I'll get it, hold on."

"Yeah." Chris turned back to the parrots, "Hmm, what should I teach you?" He unlatch the cage to get the adult parrot out, "Um…Hello? Hello? Hello?"

"…H-H-H…" The parrot squeaked, "Hello!"

"Awesome!" The grinning teenager threw his hands up as the adult parrot flinged into the moving fan and there was a painful squeak. "Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!" Chris quickly catches the falling parrot as it squeaked out softly, "Hold on! I'll get you some help!" He closed his hands, only to blink at the sound of something snap and he slowly open his hand to see a dead parrot with broken neck. "…Shit, shit, shit!"

"Okay, I'll tell him, bye!" Chris jumped at the sound of his girlfriend's footstep and he glancing around to see a window before he throw it out, only to grab his head as soon as the cat jump out of nowhere and it devour the dead parrot. He quickly covers the birdcage with a blanket, just in time as Kushina walk in.

"Huh?" Kushina blinked at the covered birdcage, "Why is it covered? I want to see the parrots, dattebane…"

"No, no, we're late for a movie!" The teenager dragged the confusing Japanese girl away, "Oh, did I tell you that I'm gonna start a boy band with my friends?"

A baby parrot poke his head out under the cover as it flew toward the opening window to see the couple, "…Fuck Chris! Fuck you!"

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**(Present: Moving In)**

"I don't understand why she is moving in?!" Heather growled as Naruto carried a large box with Reaper and Chef, "Whose idea was it?!"

"Actually, it was mine." Naruto said, "We both talk about it and it will be easy for us to live in one house so we don't have to move the baby around a lot, dattebayo." He glanced at his house, "That and my house has been feeling empty for a while now."

"UGH…" The queen bee glared at the goth girl, "You better not try anything!"

"Maybe I will." Gwen teased with a smirk.

"…I'm gonna drop in everyday." Heather smirked back as the goth girl scowled with crossed arms, great, now she can't do anything to get close to Naruto if the queen bee is around.

"I'm surprised that your mother allows you to move out." Pixie Corpse raised her eyebrow, "I was actually expecting her to cling on your legs and beg you to stay home."

"Well, we talk about it and we both agreed that I will visit her once a week." The goth girl sighed as she rubbed her large stomach, "It was really a long talk but it's for the best." Her goth friend nod her head.

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**(The Surprise)**

"Here's your room, dattebayo." Naruto pointed at the bedroom before he gestured at his room, "My room is over there and your room is right across from…" He opened the door that was in front of her room to reveal a nursery room, "The baby's room, ta-da!"

"Naruto, when did you…" Gwen gasped with hands on her mouth, walking into the nursery room and she was happy to see some of goth theme.

"On the day of your baby shower, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head, "The boys and I were really building this room for our baby as a welcoming present for you when you move in today. What do you think?"

"I love it." The goth girl smiled.

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**(The Attack of Mood Swing)**

"Calm down, Gwen, dattebayo!" Naruto duck under the flying plates, "Think of happy thought! Happy thought!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Gwen threw the knife at the yelping redhead, "Don't tell me what to…" She halted in her track before she wails out, "O-O-Oh, I'm so sorry! I don't mean to do that!"

"I-I-It's okay…" The redhead sweated before she suddenly hugs him with a smile.

"Thank you for forgive me, that really mean a lot!" The goth girl quickly shove him away before she ran toward the bathroom with green face.

"…I hate mood swing, dattebayo." Naruto sighed.

"…Naruto."

"Hai?" The redhead glanced at the door, "What's the matter?"

"…I'm so mad at you now!" Gwen shouted, her shout caused the redhead to duck behind the couch out of fear.

"Three more months, three more months." Naruto chanted nervously, he can't believe that complimenting her haircut just triggered her mood swing.

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**(The News)**

The redhead was eating his dinner with Gwen, Chef, and Chris and they was chatting about the news. "Naruto…" Everyone turned their head to the goth girl, "…My water just broke."

"…"

"…"

"…CALL THE HOSPITAL!" Chris screamed out.

"I'LL GET THE CAR!" Chef ran out of the house.

"Breath, breath!" Naruto guided the panting goth girl.

"T-T-That is your fault, damn it!" Gwen panted, "I told you we should have go to the hospital early!"

"Gomen!" The redhead chuckled nervously, "I don't know it was gonna…Ow, ow, my arm!"

"Shut up and just get me to the hospital!" The growling goth girl tightened her grip on the redhead's arm.

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**(Past: The Breakup)**

"Chris, you barely spend time with me now…" Kushina muttered.

"What are you talking about?" Chris raised his eyebrow at her, "I'm here with you now."

"Only for one hour!" The Japanese girl groaned frustratingly, "You always hang out with me for an hour before you leave me to get your stupid fame, dattebane!"

"It's not stupid!" The teenager glared, "I'm doing it for us!"

"No, you're doing it for yourself!" Kushina shouted, "In every interview, you always said that you want to be famous and you never mentioned that you were in a relationship, not even once!"

"It's because I don't want to put you in danger…"

"Don't make any excuse!" The Japanese girl snarled, "You were flirting with these girls on your stupid show!"

"It's just a harmless flirt!" Chris threw his hands up, "As a judge, I have to say some char…"

"Get out!" Kushina cut him off as she shoves him out, "GET THE HELL OUT! WE'RE OVER, DATTEBANE!"

"W-Wait!" The teenager attempted to say something but the Japanese girl just slam the door on him and Chris stand there for a while before he slowly walk away with a deep sigh.

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**(Regret)**

A couple weeks went by, the new host stare at the sign in front of house with a widened eyes before he notice a elder man right next to the lawn. "Excuse me, what happened to Kushina and her grandma?"

"Ah…" The man sighed, "Amaya passed away a while ago and it was too much for little Kushina so she just moved to another province for a job, she never did say where. Sorry."

'…N-No…' Chris dropped on his knees as he dropped a small box and a ring fall out of it. '…Kushina…' A lone tear slowly come out of his eyes, it was too late.

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**(Present: The Birth)**

"G-G-Gwen, my hand…" Naruto whined with teary eyes.

"SUCK IT UP!" Gwen screamed out, "THAT'S NOTHING COMPARE TO WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW!"

"Push!" The doctor ordered.

"YOU SHUT UP AND GET IT OUT NOW!" The goth girl yelled at the cowering doctor and she give out a loudest scream before there was a crying. "…Is it…" Gwen panted with sweat as she released the whimpering redhead's hand, "Girl or…boy?"

"Congrats, it's a girl." The doctor handed the baby to the new parent with a smile after the nurse wrapped the baby in blanket.

"You're right, she does have red hair." The goth girl smiled at her daughter, noticing that she have two thin whisker marks on her cheeks and the baby slowly reveal her black eyes with a soft coo.

"And she has your eyes, dattebayo." Naruto smiled softly as he stared at his daughter, "She's really beautiful.

"Yeah…" Gwen kissed the forehead of her baby, "Hello, Maeve, I'm your mommy and he's your daddy." She handed Maeve to the redhead.

"Hey there." The redhead chuckled lightly as he rocking her around, "You won't believe how many people that want to see you, Maeve, dattebayo…One more thing…Don't get pregnant at eighteen like us and your grandparents, I mean it."

"Don't worry, she won't." The goth girl giggled lightly.

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"You know, it's not bad to be a grandpa…" Chris stared at his granddaughter with a gentle smile, "…Don't ever get knocked up like…"

"I already said it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and Gwen rolled her eyes.

"My turn to hold her, gimme!" Chef reached out for the baby.

"Not yet, wait a bit longer!" The host whimpered and the cooker groaned as the new parent laughed at them.

"You're right, they're like a married couple." Gwen smirked.

"We're not!" The two adults shouted out softly so they don't wake the sleeping baby up and the host glanced at the baby.

'You must be very happy that you have a grandchild now, Kushina.' The host smiled softly, he decided to push the new season of Total Drama back for now because he want to spend some time with his new granddaughter and he won't regret with this decision at all but he have a weird feeling that he forget something.

"…Where's Grammy?" Naruto asked.

"…Crap." Chris paled.

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**And this ends our twenty-three chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Before anyone asked why I don't bring anyone in this chapter, it's because this filler centered around Chris and Kushina's relationship and Naruto and Gwen's pregnancy.**

**Baby Parrot: Yes, it's Igor the foul-mouthing parrot! Now you all know why he hates Chris so much and no, Naruto didn't know anything about the parrot's past.**

**Baby's name: Gwen decided to name her baby Maeve because it turn out that Maeve is one of few goth names so that's why. I know most of people want to call her Kushina or any Japanese names but I really think Maeve is an interesting name for Naruto's child and it would make sense since it's Gwen's child too.**

**Next chapter will be the start of the ROI arc and you will see a lot of changes!**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	24. ROI: The Island, Campers, and Mutants

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some of your questions will be answered in this chapter and I'm sorry if I can't answer some of questions.**

**Raven: I can say that almost everyone will change their clothes style in the final arc but most of the guys will keep their style for now.**

**Skinny: That's possible I will use some challenges from another season but who know?**

**Coldblue: 1) Yes, I will make it and it will take place in either middle school or high school. I can say that the pairing is gonna be rare and it will center around one of Eds and that's all I can say for now. 2) It's not really big like mansion, it's two floor house with attic, basement and garage. There's four bedrooms on second floor with master room and a bathroom, the first floor is just your basic rooms from kitchen to den with some yards. I'm not really good at describing a house.**

**Before we start, I want you all to know that I can't do accents very well because…Well, you know so I'm trying my best.**

**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-four chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon, some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 24: Revenge of Island: The Island, The Campers, and The Mutants**

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**(Camp Wawanakwa: Dock)**

Chris gives the camera a wide cheesy grin with arms behind his back, "We've been around the world. And this season, we're going right back where it all began, at Camp Wawanakwa!" He gestured at the campground, "I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away." He walked up to a new intern as the camp's sign fall down with a thump, "And by changed, I meant gotten really, really dangerous." He took the coconut drink from the intern before a giant tentacle grab the screaming intern, "Good stuff! But the rules of the game remain the same…A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry at our outhouse confessional, and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins one million dollars! Speaking of our cast, here they come!" He glanced at two approaching ships, "And guess what? Only ten familiar faces will show up in a sea of new faces, fighting for the million. Who are the old faces and what kind of drama will we see from the new kids in this season? Find out tonight on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**REVENGE OF ISLAND!"**

"And it's on live!" The host winked, "Don't miss it!"

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**Theme song**

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"Welcome back!" Chris grinned, "Let's start with the new campers…Here come Sam!"

"Hey…" Sam walked past him with DS in his hands, "Hmm, choice B will do."

"Gamers…" The host deadpanned before he clear his throat, "Up next is…Dakota!"

"Hey, there." Dakota walked out with airy giggle, "Dakota here, and I'm here…"

"Mike!" Chris shoved the fame-hunger girl into the gamer.

"Hi, Chris…" Mike waved nervously before he whisper to the host, "Um…You're not going to spoil my secret, right?"

"I make no promise." The host smirked evilly as he pushed the unpredictable boy away, "Meet Zoey!"

"Wow, I can't believe I'm here." Zoey stepped off the ship with a beaming smile.

"And Anne Maria!" Chris chuckled as soon as the said girl shoved the indie girl out of her way.

"Aw, yeah." Anne Maria sprayed her hair, "Three more coats oughta do it."

"Rude…" The red-haired girl mumbled under her breath and someone just walk past her with a scowl.

"Hello, Scott." The host smirked at the said boy as Zoey joined the group.

"Whatever." Scott glanced at the group, making some schemes in his head and the host just shrugs at him as he open his mouth to introduce the next person.

"My great-great-grandpa invented the ship." The chubby girl walked on the dock, "Oh, my great uncle invented the dock, by the way. Did you know that…"

"Shut up, liar!" A blonde girl pushed the chubby girl away with a scowl and the group blink at another identical girl as she help the chubby girl up.

"That was rude, Amy…"

"No, you're the rude one." Amy dragged her twin with a snort, "You shouldn't have pushed her down."

"What?!" The good twin gasped, "No, it was…"

"Please welcome Staci and the twin, Amy and Samey." Chris announced.

"It's Sammy." Samey raised her index finger with a sigh but the host did not listen to her.

"Next are…" The host gestured at two teenagers that just walked out of the ship, "Leonard and Sugar!"

"Everyone here are powerless to me!" Leonard smirked as he wiggled his wand around, "Because I have a magic power…"

"Wow, like a wizard?" Sugar gushed as some campers glanced at each other with raised eyebrows, "Can you show us a magic?"

"Sure…" The wizard wannabe was about to say something but…

"Hey, hey, go to the group!" Chris pointed at the group with a glare as the two new campers joined them, "There's still more people yet to be introduced by me, your handsome host…" He cleared his throat again as he gestured at the ship again, "Beardo!" The said boy walks out with a jig as he makes a sound effect of fanfare, "Sweet special effect, man." The host chuckled as Beardo kept going on with his sound effect, "Topher…"

"Oh my god, Chris!" Topher quickly showed up at the host's side, "In the flesh! I'm your biggest fan! Everything you did is really awesome and I really look up to you because I want to be a host one day!"

"Thank, it's nice to know that someone here appreciate my talent." The host grinned, "But you won't be a great host like me…" He just pushed his fan away into some camper's arms, "And the last three new campers are…Jasmine, Dave, and Scarlett!"

"It's pleasant to be here." Scarlett adjusted her glass with her nose up in air, "I'm looking forward to our events."

"What's pleasant?" Sugar whimpered to the scheming farmer and he just shrugged at her uncaringly.

"Ew, ew!" Dave held his hand up with disgusted expression, "I need a wipe! Wipe!"

"Why?" Chris raised his eyebrow at the screaming boy.

"An ant just touches my hand!" The Indian boy shivered, "You don't know where it has been!"

"It won't hurt you at all." Everyone dropped their jaw at Jasmine's height as she walked up to them, "It's my pleasure to meet you all."

"…You're huge!" The Chris wannabe muttered.

"Thank, I think?" The Australian girl rubbed her neck with a confusing blink.

"Now it's time to welcome back the ten campers!" The host gestured at the second ship, "First to come out is our clumsy jock…Tyler!"

"I'm back and I'm gonna win the…" Tyler tripped on his feet and the screaming jock rolled into the group, knocking some of them down. "My bad!"

"Jo and Sadie!" Chris chuckled before he blinks at the wailing chubby girl, "What's the matter with her?"

"Beat me, something about BFF." Jo grunted angrily.

"I miss Katie!" Sadie wailed, "Katie!"

"Shut up!" The jockette dragged the wailing chubby girl away and the host just rolled his eyes, he don't understand why BFF always make a big deal every time they split up for a while.

"Ignoring the crying girl…" The host sighed, "Up next is…Eva!"

"About time you bring me back here…" Eva grunted.

"Oh, Eva, I didn't show you another picture of my Ma-chan!" The bodybuilder pinched the bridge of her nose as Naruto held up a lot of pictures, "Look, she is wearing a cutest toad costume, dattebayo!"

"You show that to me already…" The bodybuilder sighed, "For the tenth time. Jeez, you're like my father each time Geoff come over."

"And here's Naruto…" Chris chuckled.

"Tou-san, here's a picture of my Ma-chan." The redhead held up another picture in front of the host's face.

"Yeah, I…" The host blinked at seven-month old Maeve in fox costume, "Is that new costume? She looks so cute! When did you take this picture?"

"Few month ago, dattebayo." Naruto replied and they kept gushing over the pictures for a while.

"…Sir, the show?" The cameraman cleared his throat loudly.

"Oh right!" Chris pushed his son away, "Where was I? Oh yeah…Here come Lightning and Sky! Yeah, I introduced them together on purpose."

"Lightning is not going to be out of the game early!" Lightning stomped past the host with a deadly glare, "This time, Lighting will go for the gold!"

"I don't think so because I'm gonna win the game this time." Sky smirked before she blinks at the campground as something ran into one of the cabin, "What was that?"

"I'm sure it was nothing." The host smirked.

"…Great, I have a bad feeling about that." The Cree girl sighed as she joined the group and she glance at the fawning redhead with a faintly blush, it's good thing that most of her rivals are not here for another season.

"She's pretty." Dave said out loudly before Naruto throw his arm around the phobia-prone boy's shoulder with his baby picture in his face.

"Hai, Ma-chan is so pretty, dattebayo." Naruto grinned.

'…Doting father…' Everyone thought, 'He's so doting father.'

"And two last campers are Cameron and…" Chris suddenly pointed at the group, "Dawn!" He glances around for any sign of the petite girl, "Where the hell is she?"

"I'm here." Dawn said right behind the yelping host.

"Damn it!" The host panted as the petite girl walk toward the group, "Where the hell did you come from?!"

"Um, she walked out with me." Cameron said as the host shouted out, "I really can't wait to have some fun at camp because it's my first time…"

"Go and join the group now…" Chris muttered as he tried to calm his beating heart down, "Ok, I'm gonna give you few minutes to hang out before the tour or challenge if I feel like it." He blinks at the click sounds and the host turns around to see the paparazzi on a boat.

"Hi, fellas!" Dakota waved at the paparazzi, "However did you find me?"

"Um…" One of the paparazzi raised his eyebrow at her, "We got your text."

"For crying out loud!" The host huffed, "Chef, we have some uninvited guests!" Everyone glancing around for Chef before the paparazzi's ship blow up, launching the screaming paparazzi into the sky and some of the campers raise their eyebrows as wetsuit-wearing cooker gets out of the water with an evil smirk. "And while you're at it, please confiscate electronics…" Chris glanced at the redhead as he kept showing everyone the pictures, "…And Naruto's pictures too."

"Wait, nani?" Naruto blinked before the cooker snatch his pictures, "No, my Ma-chan's pictures, dattebayo!"

"Sorry, brat." Chef grunted, "You'll get them back when you go home."

"Ma-chan…" The redhead pouted sadly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Mike flick the toilet paper roller before he grin at the camera, "Okay, my first confessional. Well, everyone is really nice and I'm wondering if some of them will stay friend with me…See, I have this…Um…" He rubbed his chin nervously, "Quirk. I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again. Oh…"

_***Static***_

"Wow!" Zoey squealed excitingly, "I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional. It's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice, beside a few rude people…I hope they all like me. I could use a few new friends, or friends, period." She gulped nervously, "Oh, what if they hate me? Maybe this flower was too big? Am I trying too hard? You like me, right?"

_***Static***_

"Great, I'm back on this island." Noah deadpanned, "But it's better than the death-trapped airplane…Right?"

_***Static***_

There was a picture of Maeve in witch costume with a confusing expression and a smile on her face before Naruto pull it away from the camera. "Here's a picture of her first Halloween, don't she look so cute?" The redhead stared at the picture of his daughter, "I'm so glad that I hid it on me, dattebayo."

"Gimme the picture!" Chef kicked the door opened before he snatches the picture from the whimpering redhead and the cooker quickly closes the door on the redhead.

"Aww, I miss her already." Naruto pouted with crossed arms before he tilt his head, "Anyway…One of the new girls is giving me a funny feeling…Hmm…She's kinda familiar, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Beach)**

"Yeah, and my great great great uncle Boris invented swimming." Staci puffed her chest up, "Before him, people just swung their arms around like this and sank to the bottom. And my great great great great…"

"Yeah, yeah." Eva rolled her eyes with a frown.

"So stoked to be here." Zoey sighed happily, "I've been watching Total Drama forever. Who knows, maybe I'll even make some new friends."

"Yes, that would be good, considering you were an only child and all." Dawn nodded.

"Huh?" The indie girl blinked, "Who told you that?"

"It's just how Dawn is." Naruto chuckled as he ruffled the petite girl's hair up, "She knows things about you by reading your aura, dattebayo."

"That and your soul are like an open book." The petite girl replied.

"Um…" Zoey raised her eyebrow, "Thank you, I think?"

"I'm curious about something…" Jasmine glanced at some old campers, "How come they only bring ten of you guys instead the rest?"

"There was a voting poll." Noah muttered with his book, "The fans vote for ten contestants that they want to see back in this season…" He glanced at the sniffling chubby girl, "I'm still surprised that there are a lot of votes for Sadie." What he don't know is that it was a lie that Chris just made up to trick them so they can come back to the island and he decided to bring some unexpected contestants back for the rating.

"Ah, I see." The giant girl rubbed her neck and some campers chat for a while until their host show up with a clipboard.

"Okay, campers." Chris grinned at them, "I decided to put you guys in two teams instead of tricking you like last time…"

"Good." Jo muttered bitterly.

"When I call your name out, please stand over there." The host pointed at his left side as he glanced at the clipboard, "Eva…Sugar…Dave…Scott…Leonard…Staci…Dakota…Lightning…Amy…"

'Please, please.' Samey crossed her fingers.

"Jasmine…" Chris continued, "Sky…Tyler and…Sam! You are known as…Toxic Rats!"

"Toxic Rats?" Sky raised her eyebrow at the team's name but the host just ignored her as he tossed the green flag at the team and no one notice that the good twin just released her breath with a faintly smile.

"Jo…" The host smirked at the second team, "Mike…Zoey…Anne Maria…Noah…Naruto…Beardo…Dawn…Sadie…Topher…Cameron…Samey and…Scarlett!"

"Why don't you just say 'the rest of you' instead of calling us out?" Cameron asked.

"Because I feel like it." Chris shrugged as he tossed a red flag at the second team, "You are known as Mutant Maggots!"

"Oh come on!" The redhead groaned at the red flag, "Why do you always do that to me?!"

"I have no clue what you're talking about." The host snickered evilly before he clear his throat, "Okay, see the trail leading into the forest?" Everyone glanced at the lone trail, "Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife. That would be bad."

"Yeah, we wouldn't want to upset the bunnies." Lightning scoffed.

"The tiniest sound can set them off, like this…" Chris honked his air horn and there was a loud roaring as the trees fall down one by one, causing the screaming campers to run off into the trail.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Jo was first to cross the finishing line, followed by the sport jock. "Yes!" The jockette smirked at the sport jock, "Sorry you had to lose to a girl."

"What girl?" Lightning glanced around confusingly before he wave it away, "Lightning didn't lose, bro. Lightning never lose…"

"If I remember correctly, you lost the last season." Jo smirked and the sport jock glares at her.

"Captain Modesty, two steps left." The host called out on his ATV as soon as the rest of the campers show up and some of them glance at the crawling gamer worriedly.

"My uncle Bill won the New York marathon four times because marathons were first proposed by my great, great…" Staci panted before she passes out on top of the squirming gamer.

"What the hell was that thing in the forest?" Scott asked with widened eyes.

"Yeah, I know it's not an animal because it's impossible to take several trees down at once!" Jasmine muttered.

"And I'm sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species." Cameron fidgeted.

"Relax." Chris chuckled madly, "It'll all make sense eventually."

"Why do I have a funny feeling that you have a hand in that?" The bookworm deadpanned.

The host wipes his tear away, "Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little bit different. For example, the lucky camper will get a break from the elimination if someone find this bad boy…" He pulled a small wooden statue of his head, "Somewhere in the campground. A genuine McLean brand Chris head, your free ticket back into the game, even if your teammates vote you off. Whoever finds it will become the most powerful player in the Total Drama history…" The host narrowed his eyes at the statue, "…Is the cleft on my chin really that big?"

"Yep, and it looks like a butt." The scheming farmer smirked.

"…Moving on." Chris shook his head at the farmer's childish insult.

"Um…" Mike raised his hand, "I'm curious…Why does our teams have references to chemical waste?" There was a savage roar and some campers jump in air.

"The monster is coming!" Dave screamed, only to blinking at a furless squirrel with everyone.

"Hey, it's just a stupid squirrel!" Jo scowled with hands on her hip before the squirrel blinking sideways and almost everyone shout out frighteningly.

"What the hell did you do!" Tyler glanced at his host nervously.

"While we were gone, I rented the island out to a nice, family-oriented bio-hazardous waste disposal company." The host grinned as the campers stared at the waste barrels, "Sweet people. But the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna."

"…Wait, nani?!" Naruto turned to the grinning host with widened eyes, "You rent it out to what?!"

"Weird." Dakota ignored them as she tried to pet the squirrel, "I want one." The squirrel roared at her before it shot the lighting out of its' eyes, causing the rich girl to jump in Sam's arms and the creature hop away.

"…What the fuck?!" Eva muttered in shock.

"How interesting." Scarlett rubbed her chin, "I want to study this creature."

"Most danger season ever!" Chris laughed evilly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Chris is the meanest ever!" Dakota sobbed in her hands before she pause, "Hang on. Not too blotchy. Okay, take two…" She sobbed again.

_***Static***_

"…A mutant squirrel?" Noah rubbed his temples, "What's next? A walking shark?!"

* * *

"Now, before we start our very first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards!" The host grinned as he gestured at the jumping cooker with trampoline and hacksaw, "Jo, because you made it up here before anyone else, your team gets a trampoline! And the rats get a hacksaw." Lightning and Jo laughed at the cooker before Chef throws the rewards at the laughing campers, "What do these items have to do with this bomb?"

"Um, he won't really blow us up, will he?" The unpredictable boy gulped.

"Oh, he will and it's genius!" Topher smiled.

"He's right." Chris chuckled.

* * *

The teams staring at the suspending totems before their host clap his hands to get their attention, "Those are your team totems. You need to cut 'em down and get 'em in the river and ride 'em back to the campground. First team there gets their pick of the cabins…" The host smirked, "But hurry. The totems are rigged with bombs that will explode if you don't plant 'em in front of your cabin in seven minutes or less starting now!"

"All right!" Jo jumped on the trampoline, "Let's do this! Yeah!" She end up in the river and the maggots glance at each other.

"Don't worry, guys." Leonard raised his wand up, "I'll use my levitation spell…"

"Stand back." The sport jock cut the wizard wannbe off, "Lightning is on it!" He quickly climbed up the tree before he fall down on his back with a painful groan, "Damn slippery tree! Don't worry! Lightning never quits!"

"It's too bad that my third cousin Jack isn't here to give us tips on bare-handed tree climbing." Staci said, never notice that some of her teammates just rolling their eyes.

"Okay, if Jo hits the center of the trampoline with fifty pounds of pressure per square inches…" Cameron rubbed his forehead in deep thought.

"Back off." Anne Maria shoved him down, "I want a crack at this."

"Maybe you should let him finish his analysis." Scarlett helped the bubble boy up on his feet, "It's possible that your weight won't…" The Jersey girl just jumps off, end up hit the bottom of the totem over and over as everyone just watches on with concern.

"Should we help her?" Sadie asked.

"Yeah…" Samey pushed the trampoline away and the jersey girl hit the ground with a heavy thump.

"I'll take a shot, dattebayo." Naruto adjusted the trampoline before he jump on it and he landed on the side of the totem.

"Lightning, let me try it." Sky was about to reach out for the hacksaw.

"No, Lightning can do it!" Lightning shook his head and the Cree girl just shrugged, she'll let him try it one more time.

"And my great great great aunt Dora actually taught native Canadians to crave the totems." The chatterbox kept rambling on for a while.

"Wow, that's so cool!" Sugar clapped her hands together.

"Bullshit…" Amy said between her coughs.

"I…" Eva's eyebrow twitched at Staci as she rolled her sleeves up, "Can't take it anymore…"

"Calm down, I'm sure she'll stop pretty soon." Jasmine patted the growling bodybuilder's back, "…I think?"

"I don't think we can make it in time…" Mike muttered before he give out a groan as he close one of his eyes, "Gall darn it! Hurry up, whippersnapper!"

"Don't worry, Mike, we can make it in time." The host wannabe said, keeping his eyes on the redhead as Naruto pull the ax out of the totem to cut the rope.

"Mike?" The unpredictable boy grunted, "Name's Chester, sonny!"

"Excuse me?" Noah blinked with a raised eyebrow and he was about to say something but the maggots' totem land on the ground as some of the maggots cheered.

"Damn it!" The bodybuilder growled as the Maggots team ride their totem down the river and she shove the sport jock away, taking the hacksaw. In one smooth move, she climbs up the tree and sever the rope in one cut before her team quickly carry their totem to the river.

* * *

**(River)**

"They're gaining on us!" Jo glanced over her shoulder to see the Rat team and Beardo start to making a waterfall sound.

"He said there's a waterfall ahead." Dawn explained and everyone turned their heads to see the waterfall.

"Yes, waterfall!" Cameron cheered.

"You're happy about that?!" The bookworm shouted with widened eyes.

"We're gonna die!" Chester screamed as the totem fall down the waterfall before it slide down the slope, "Crazy kids and their log ride!"

"Help!" The indie girl dug her fingers into the edge of the totem before the redhead pulls her up.

"Are you alright?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah…" Zoey nodded and she was about to say something but the rat's totem just skied past them.

"Hey, how the hell did they get ahead of us?!" The jockette growled angrily.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

"How long do you think it will take until one of them show up here?" Chris glanced at his co-worker.

"Hmm, I think about…" Chef heard something from the forest, "Now."

"First place!" Lightning cheered as soon as his totem landed in front of the co-workers, "Go, Team Lightning!"

"Tick-tock." The host tapped his watch with a smirk.

"Quick, grab the good cabin!" Scott pointed at the finest cabin before they place their totem on one of the platform with one second remaining and they all cheer together.

"We did i…" Tyler attempted to say something but the maggot's totem flew into the finest cabin, blowing it up in process and the rat team turn around to see the groaning maggots as they get up on their feet.

"Too bad." Chris held his sides as he laughed at the shocked rat team, "It had an eight-person hot tub and air conditioning."

The rat members moaning out before Staci lift her hand up, "Yeah, my great great great uncle James invented log cabins. Before him, people had to sleep in the trees and they kept falling out all the time and my great great great great aunt Phyllis invented roofs…" She kept rambling on, ignoring her team as they gritting their teeth at her.

"Regardless, as the only team with a cabin still standing, the Mutant Maggots win the first challenge!" The host smirked and the said team cheered.

"So where am I gonna sleep?" The sport jock gestured at the destroyed cabin.

"No worries." Chris waved it off as the helicopter dropped the second log cabin, "We've got a back-up cabin for you. It's every bit as nice as the one you lost."

"In other word, we get the same cabin like them." The evil twin scowled.

"Yep." The host snickered, "Team Rat, I'll see you at the campfire for our first elimination ceremony of the season."

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"That's new, dattebayo." Naruto muttered from the side benches with his team.

"In this season, the winner team will watch the loser team kick one of their own out." Chris grinned, "It will be very humiliating for the departing camper and I really love it!" He turned back to the Toxic Rat team as he cleared his throat, "Those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay, but this season, one camper will receive a very special marshmallow, a marshmallow you do not want to eat." Chef walked up to them in hazmat suit as everyone noticed the glowing marshmallow, "Whoever gets the marshmallow of toxic loserdom is out of the contest, which means you can't come back ever!"

"Then later, you bring them back." The original campers muttered in unison.

"Nope, that time I mean it." The host pouted before he gives the Rat team a cheesy grin, "The following campers are safe…" He tossed the marshmallows at them, "Scott…Jasmine…Eva…Tyler…Dave…Sky…Amy…Lightning…Sam…Sugar…Leonard." The host glanced at Dakota and Staci, "And the marshmallow of toxic loserdom goes to…"

"…" The chatterbox chewed her lips nervously.

"…" The rich girl was texting on her backup phone.

"Staci!" Chris announced.

"Aw…" Staci sighed, "But I was doing so good…" The radioactive marshmallow fall into her hands and some campers raised their eyebrows as soon as her hairs fall out suddenly.

"At blabbing." Dave muttered under his breath.

"I guess it's the dock of shame for me, then." The chatterbox stood up.

"Actually…" The host grinned evilly.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Behold!" Chris gestured at the catapult with the chatterbox inside as the teams gulped nervously, "Say hello to the Hurl of Shame! Patent pending."

"Yeah, catapult was invented by my great…" Staci said, only to be cut off by her host.

"Let me demonstrating what happen to the loser!" The host pulled the switch and the chatterbox scream out as the catapult launched her away from the island. "…Ah, I can hear my thought now."

"Chris McLean!" The said man turned around to see a flock of helicopters with some police boats as the campers glanced at each other confusingly, "You're under arrest for illegal disposal of biohazard waste! Some areas on island will be quarantined."

"How the hell did you find out about that?" Chris asked dumbly as the police slapped the handcuff on him and some people in hazmat suits run into the forest.

"…Tou-san, did you forget that we're on television live for the first episode like you said early?" Naruto deadpanned as if he was used to see his father get arrested, "I'm pretty sure that almost everyone called the cops on you, dattebayo."

"Oh right…" The host blinked before he shrug as the police lead him away, "At least they're not shutting the island down…Chef, you're in the charge of host gig!"

"Do I get paid for it?" Chef asked but he never receives any answer.

"Aw, it would be me!" Topher scowled with crossed arms.

"Don't worry, my fans, I'll be out in about six months." Chris winked at the camera.

"…He'll be out in six months?" Sky glanced at the redhead.

"Hai, he did got arrested a lot after the world tour for destroyed stuff, dattebayo." The redhead sighed as the police ships take off with his father, "But he always get out within one or two months, dattebayo." The campers just stare at him with widened eyes, "Nani?"

* * *

**(Maggot's Cabin)**

"What's the matter, Naruto?" Noah asked as he lying on his bed with the book in his hands, he notice that the redhead was quiet for a while.

"Hmm, it's just one of the new girls is giving me a vibe and I'm not sure where I seen her before, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head in deep thought.

"Maybe you saw this girl among the fans when you were doing some filming or something like that." The bookworm shrugged.

"Hai, you must be right." The redhead nodded, "…Do you know that Ma-chan is going to be one in few months?"

"Yeah, yeah, you told me that…" Noah deadpanned, "For the hundred time."

* * *

**(Rat's Cabin)**

Dakota tossed around in her bed with a twitching eyebrow, all night she tried to get some sleep but Sugar's loud snoring keep her up all night and she was very envious of another girls that can sleep through the snoring.

* * *

"Hey, man…" Sam rubbed his eyes as he stared at the dirty scheming farmer, "What's with all the dirt?"

"Oh, just had an early morning make-out session with one of the honeys." Scott lied as he ignored the screaming Indian boy, if he told them what he just saw, no one will believe him.

"Sha-doozy!" Lightning jumped on his feet with a wide grin, "Which one?"

"Um…" The scheming farmer gulped as he remembered the great mutant wooly beaver, "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"You kissed a gentlemen?" The gamer raised his eyebrows, earning a lot of facepalms from everyone in the room.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"All right, I was out looking for that hidden immunity item, not that they need to know." Scott puffed his chest out with a smug smirk, "It's all a part of my strategy. Let my team lose so the maggots develop a false sense of security before I pick 'em off." There was sound of knocking, "Occupied!" He screamed out as soon as the mutant beaver break through the wall with a savage roar.

* * *

**(Campground)**

"Listen up, maggots!" Chef barked as soon as the groggily campers walked out of their cabins, "It's time for today's challenge."

"What?" The sport jock gasped, "But Lightning hasn't had his DPA!"

"Huh?" The rats raised their eyebrows at him.

"Daily protein allotment!" Lightning huffed, "Duh!"

"And I haven't had enough beauty sleep." The fame-hunger girl muttered.

"Come on, you look…" Sam said as Dakota take her sunglass off to reveal her baggy eyes, "Great sons of Orion!"

"You can get your damn sleep after the challenge." The cooker rolled his eyes, "Follow me! March! One-two! One-two!"

"Hey, it's me." Dakota pulled her backup phone out, "We're going to some…"

"GIVE ME THE DAMN THING!" Chef snatched it out of her hand, "This place is not where you can go play with your electronics and if I catch anyone sneak it back in! Turn your stuffs in now or I'll give you something to cry about!" A lot of electronics landed in front of his feet in a large pile, "…Damn…Teenagers these days."

* * *

**(Woods)**

"What kind of challenge do you think we will do?" Samey asked nervously.

"Maybe it's one of Chef's tough challenges." Jo smirked.

"Or it's one of these planned challenges, dattebayo." Naruto replied.

"Hey, Dakota, sorry about before." Sam whispered to the rich girl, "I was just so taken back by your beautiful…Nostrils."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Nostrils?" Sam groaned in his hands, "Nostrils?"

* * *

"Thank…" Dakota looked over him, "I like your…Um…Can I get back to you on that?"

"Oh…" The gamer sighed as the fame-hunger girl walked away and the clumsy jock patted his back.

"I think you still have a chance." Tyler said, "She did say that she'll get back to you on that."

"Yeah…" Sam sighed again.

* * *

**(Lake)**

"Welcome to the 'Getting to know you' trivia game challenge." Chef announced on a platform as the teams sat on their suspending benches, "Everyone's in their seat with belts on?"

"It's too tight." Scott yanked his harnesses, "It's cutting into my shoulders."

"I don't care about your whining." The cooker grunted, "I'll be asking our players embarrassing, personal questions, and it's gonna be humiliating for you all. If the player I'm talking about hits the poorly-wired buzzer and take their humiliation before the time runs out, their team gets a point. First team to five wins the first part and an advantage in second part. But if no one step up, this happen…" He pushed a button and both of the benches duck into the water. The first thing they see was a shark with limbs and it was about to take a bite out of the bubble boy before the benches lift the screaming campers out of the water.

"What the fuck was that?!" Dave shivered with widened eyes.

"There's some kind of two-legged shark monster down there!" Mike threw his hands up.

"That guy looks so familiar, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin, "Wait, was that Fang?"

"Yeah, that was Fang." Chef grinned evilly, "Turn out that the toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater, too…More than you know." He cleared his throat, "Anyway, if a team gets dunked, their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty. Guess correctly and you get a point. Guess again and you will get a good soak." He pushed the button again as the teams dunk into the water, "Now you hear the rules, let's start the game. Listen up, rats, who did this on the one and only date they ever had?" There was a sound of farting on the screen and everyone laugh as the gamer's face turn red.

"Um…" Sam glanced at the cooker as he pushed the button, "Where did you get that?"

"Maggots, who here still sleep with their baby blanket?" The cooker just ignored the gamer.

"Whoa, one of us can't sleep without their blanket?" Sadie giggled and Topher just push the button with red face as some of the campers snickered at the embarrassing host wannabe.

"It's comfy…" Topher mumbled under his breath.

"And it's tied." Chef glanced at the scoreboard, "Rats, who here like to sing 'I feel pretty' song in shower?"

"…That's not embarrassing for a girl to…" Noah raised his eyebrow as soon as Leonard pushed the button embarrassingly, "…Never mind."

"I want to hear you sing it out loudly in front of everyone." The cooker stared at the wizard wannabe.

"Um…" Leonard quickly pulled a large book out, "Where's the invisible spell?!"

"Quick punishment!" Chef pushed the button with cruel smirk and the rat's bench drop into the water before it come back with one missing camper.

"No, wait for me!" Scott quickly climbed up on the bench with a large piece of fang in his left butt cheek before he pull it out, "What the? A shark tooth?" He glared at his teammates, "Thank for leaving me down there, team! You can win this stupid challenge without me!"

"If he's not playing, then I'm not, either!" Anne Maria crossed her arms.

"I'm already humiliated, can I go?" The gamer asked timidly and everyone start to arguing.

"SHUT YOUR DAMN TRAPS!" The cooker roared as everyone closed their mouth tighter, "No one leave the fucking challenge or I'll make you all wish that you were already dead! Where was I? Oh yeah…Maggots, who here always practice her seducing look in the mirror every day?"

"...F-Fuck you." Jo pushed the button as some campers blinked at her with widened eyes, "Not a word out of you guys or else!"

"Two for all." Chef glanced at the scoreboard, "Rats, who here own this collection?" He gestured at the screen, showing thousand of clocks in different size.

"…How the hell did you found out about that?!" Tyler pushed the button as some campers blinked at the new information, "Um…It's just a hobby."

"Maggots, who is the one that own a happy dance where that person hold the hair up in twin ponytails and do a little hop in same spot as this person twirling the tails around?" The cooker asked and the petite girl just pushes the button without a hesitance.

"So embarrassing." Dawn said emotionless.

"If it makes you feel better, I think it's cute, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled her hair and the petite girl nodded with a faintly pinkish tint.

"You know what?" Chef tossed the cards away, "We're gonna do a sudden-death question to end this stupid challenge right away…Here's the question…Who here got banned from bus system after an incident that involved with a spider, pregnant woman, opening window and banana?"

"…"

"…"

"…" Scarlett pushed the button, "I guess it would be Dave, correctly?" She noticed that the phobia-prone boy was being fidgety for a while.

"No!" Dave squeaked, he doesn't want to look bad in front of the aspiring Olympian.

"Correct!" The cooker announced as the rat's bench repeating dunk into the lake, "Ok, everyone, dry off and meet me for your second part of the challenge."

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Thank goodness that the challenge ended without Chef asks me an embarrassing personal question." Cameron smiled.

"Let me guess…" The jockette smirked, "Who needs their diaper changed?"

"I haven't worn a diaper since I was eleven." The bubble boy replied, only to cover his mouth out of embarrassment as some campers laughed at him.

"Don't mind them, they won't understand your situation, dattebayo." Naruto patted the bubble boy's head, "If it helps you feeling better, they will forget about it in a while."

"Yeah…" Cameron sighed.

* * *

"This is the longest I've ever gone without playing a video game." Sam muttered out of blue, "My hands feel so empty."

"Chef is such a jerk." Dakota nodded, "I could have sent like 600 texts by now."

"Wow, we have a lot in common." The gamer grinned.

"Why would you say something like that to me?" The rich girl raised her eyebrow.

"No! No!" Sam waved his hands around, "I meant about the tech withdrawal. Trust me, you're nothing like me otherwise."

"…Aw, thanks." Dakota smiled and they shuffled around awkwardly.

"Sky, right?" Dave rubbed his head nervously.

"Yes, that's right." Sky nodded with a smile.

"Is that your first time on this show?" The Indian boy asked.

"Nah, it's my second time." The Cree girl shook her head.

"Really?" A plot to impressing her appeared in Dave's head, "You should be the leader of the team."

"Huh?" The aspiring Olympian turned her head with everyone since he said it out loudly, "Um…No, I don't think…"

"Yeah, you should be leader." Dave turned his head to the group, "Right, guys? Sky should be our leader."

"Whoa, whoa, Lightning is the leader here." The sport jock glared and the phobia-prone boy was about to say something but his crush cut him off.

"Yeah, Lightning is the leader." Sky said quickly, the Cree girl was a little disturbed by Dave's outburst and she don't want to cause any problems within her team since she know how some certain campers get. 'I hope this season won't be too dramatic like World Tour season…'

* * *

"Now you're all here, maggots." Chef gestured at the large course as soon as the teams showed up, "Time for the second part of the challenge…The mad obstacle course! The relay race begins with a dead-on sprint from the boot." Everyone glanced at the large swinging boot, "Then it's on to the race against time...The Cannonball Run…" Several cannons fired off at once, "Wrecking rolling log…"

"…Oh joy, a new way to die." Noah deadpanned, watching the wrecking ball swinging over the rolling log.

"And the gangplank, complete with rabid mutant beavers, following by the punches." The cooker gestured at the punching boxing gloves before he points at the giant baseball mitt, surrounding by giant bats, "And finally, the grand slam…You have to use the rope to swing into the mitt…While avoiding the bats!"

"Easy." Eva and Jo rolled their eyes at same time.

"Since Mutant Maggots win the first challenge, the losing team will wear the drunken goggles while competing." Chef held several goggles up with an evil laughter.

"Better than wearing blindfold." Jasmine muttered, she have watched several episodes of the Total Drama show.

"Chose six players of your team and take your place now!" The cooker barked loudly and the teams quickly talk it out among themselves.

* * *

"At the starting, it's Lightning against Naruto." Chef glanced at the chosen players as they take their places in the course, "Then it's Sky vs. Dawn vs. the cannonballs. Scott against Jo in the wrecking section, Dave face Samey at the gangplank, Mike and Sugar will take the hits, and finally Dakota and Cameron will fight each other for the grand slam. First team to finish wins the challenge, and the loser team kicks a member out. Here's your relay mascots."

"Um…" Scarlett raised her hand up, "I think you mean relay batons."

"No…" Chef grinned evilly, "Intern!" One of the interns carried two cages up to the first players, "Team Rat gets a mutant rat and team Maggot gets a mutant maggot."

"I think it like me, dattebayo." Naruto held the purring giant maggot in his arms, "Hmm, I'll call you Legs, do you like it?" The creature nods its head.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm so glad that Maeve gets her name from goth maggot instead of brat." Chef deadpanned with crossed arms.

* * *

"And go!" The cooker roared and the giant boot kicks both of the first players across the part of the course, only the sport jock fall off the platform into the muddy ground as Naruto land on the next platform with a grunt. The redhead quickly gets up on his feet and he ran up to the next player, followed by Lightning.

"Here!" The redhead handled the maggot to the petite girl and Dawn ran across the cannonball course, dodging most of the balls with the maggot's warning.

"Sha-bam!" Lightning passed the mutant rat to the Cree girl as she took off to catch up on her opponent, "Go, Sky, go!" The aspiring Olympian leaps over several cannonballs and sidestep another barrage of the cannonballs before she reach to the scheming farmer.

"Later, loser!" Jo taunted Scott as soon as she take the maggot from the petite girl and she ran across the rolling log, never noticed a hidden smirk of the scheming farmer.

"Better be careful with that." Scott said as he slowly walking across the rolling log after he took the rat from Sky. "Right, little guy?" He glanced at the rat before the growling rat bite his chin, distracting him from the swinging ball and it send him flying toward the Indian boy.

"What?!" The jockette scowled as she speeds up.

"Hurry, give me the rat." Dave shivered, he don't want to touch this filthy rat.

"Who's my good little freak?" The scheming farmer petted the rat slowly, "There, there, little guy. Uncle Scotty kept you safe and sound…" He glanced at the phobia-prone boy, "Oh, do you want this?"

"N-N-N…" The Indian boy shook his head as he grabbed the rat with disturbed expression, "Yes!" He turns around and jumping on the next plank before he falls down, courtesy of the mutant beavers. "M-M-M-MUD!" Dave screamed out hysterically, "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!"

"Calm down and run!" Sky shouted, "The beavers are coming!"

"What?" The phobia-prone boy turned around to see two mutant beavers before he ran off with a bloodcurdling scream.

"Go, go, go!" Jo ordered the good twin as she passed the mutant maggot to the cheerleader and Samey quickly ran off the platform, only to fall down on the ground before the beavers chase her across the muddy ground.

"Come on, come on, gimme the cute critter!" Sugar snatched the creature out of the whimpering Indian boy and she took off as she bounces off each punching gloves with a giggle. "Here, Dakota, take it!" The chubby farmer shouted out but she slip off the platform as the rich girl just hold her hands out and the rat running away from the chubby farmer. "Hey!" Sugar chased it, "Get back here or I'm gonna barbecuing you!"

"Here!" Samey panted heavily as soon as she climbed up to the unpredictable boy.

"Got it!" Mike picked the maggot up before it vomit on his face, "…Okay, I'm going!" He ran off, "Okay, it's just some jumps over an area that will hurt a lot. You can do this. Come on." His voice just changed into a feminine voice as the maggot stared at the tiptoeing boy with widened eyes, "No, only one person can do this…Svetlana, the Olympic queen of gymnastics!" He flip over the gloves with some impressive moves and he land in front of the gaping bubble boy.

"Whoa…" Chef whistled from his seat.

"Svetlana?" Cameron dropped his jaw at the groaning unpredictable boy, "Mike, how did you do that?"

"Huh?" Mike gulped nervously as he shoved the creature into the bubble boy's hands, "Uh, do what? Here you go!"

"Here!" Sugar attempted to give the fame-hunger girl the dirty rat.

"Ew!" Dakota held her hands up, "Can you at least wipe it off?"

"Yes! Yes!" The bubble boy ran down the course with a wide grin, "I've never felt so much alive before the World Tour!" He halted in front of the rope as he stared at the mitt, "…I'm a dead man."

Dakota run up to his side as she grab the rope, "Well, Dakota fans, here goes nothing!" She swing off the platform and almost make it to the mitt but she fall down on the muddy ground, followed by the bubble boy who smacked into the giant bat. The rich girl was about to swing again but she heard something in the air.

"Smile for us, heiress!" One of the paparazzi hollered from the hot balloon.

"Finally, hi!" The rich girl waved at them with a smile, "You're just in time for my…Um…Mud bath!"

"No!" Sam screamed from the sideline, "Ignore them and swing! Swing!"

"Velocity times mass times wind speed…" Cameron quickly swung off the platform as he hit several bats in process before he land on the mitt with dizzy maggot.

"The Mutant Maggots win!" Chef announced as he aimed his crossbow at something, "Hold on, let me take care of something…" He fired the arrow and it pierce through the balloon, sending the screaming paparazzi flying away from the island. "Where was I? Oh yeah, Maggots can go take their shower…Rats, it's time for the elimination ceremony!"

"I can't believe it!" Lightning growled angrily, "Lightning is on a team of losers!"

"Winning isn't everything…" The gamer shrugged, ending up getting chasing by the angry sport jock.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Okay, I'm not allowed to give you guys the radioactive marshmallow, due to issues with the RMCP." The cooker held up the tray of marshmallows, "One unlucky bastard will get nothing but a painful hurl…The following campers are safe…Lightning, Sky, Scott, Sam, Amy, Jasmine, Eva, Tyler, Leonard, Sugar…" He passed the marshmallows out before he stare at Dave and Dakota, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The Indian boy glanced at the Cree girl nervously.

"…" The rich girl filed her nails nervously.

"…Dave!"

"No, that got to be some mistake!" Dakota gasped as Chef dragged her toward the catapult, "I didn't get my spin-off series yet! No!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Man, I can't believe Dakota's gone." Sam sighed sadly, "I was ready to repeatedly ask her out and get turned down all season."

_***Static***_

"Two down, ten to go." Scott rubbed his hands manically.

* * *

**(Maggot's Cabin)**

Sadie walks into the girl's room and she notices something shiny on the ground before she pick it up, look it over. It was a small orange locket, attaching to a necklace and she can see some engraved spirals on the front. She turns it over to see a large red heart with spiral in the middle of it and she glance at her roommates. "Um…" The chubby girl held the necklace up, "Did someone drop it?"

"Oh, it's mine." One of her roommates held her hand out as Sadie gave it to her, "Thank, I was looking all over for it."

"No problem." Sadie smiled, "It must be very important to you."

"…Yes, it is." The roommate smiled gently, "It's a promising gift."

"Oooh, is it from a boy?" The chubby girl giggled as her roommate blushed, "What kind of promise did you make with him? Is he watching us? How long have you been going out for?"

"We don't go out and I don't know if he's watching this show…" Her roommate sighed, "We met during one summer when I was little…It was really wonderful time and I have a huge crush on him." She giggled, "On the last day of the summer, I cried a lot because I will never see him again and he decide to cheer me up by buying a custom couple set for us so we won't forget each other and our promise. Our promise is that we will get marry when we meet again and be together forever."

"Aww…" Sadie gushed before she tilts her head, "Oh, what was his name?"

"…I forget." The roommate sighed sadly before she smiles at the chubby girl as she wiggling her locket, "But it's okay, we'll meet each other as long as I have that and I remember what the key looked like."

"I really hope you will find him soon!" The chubby girl hugged her roommate.

"Yes, me too." Her roommate hugged back with a smile.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Several days went by and everyone was having their breakfast before the gamer spit his food out with dry cough. "Now I know why gruel rhymes with cruel." Sam muttered as he glanced up to see that scheming farmer was covered in gruel, "…Oh, sorry, man." A plate hit the gamer in forehead, courtesy of Scott.

"It may be bad but at least it's better than nothing." Jasmine glanced at the groaning gamer as she takes a bite of her breakfast, "You should eat it up before we get any challenge and it'll be wise to have a full stomach…"

"Or half-full stomach." Eva grunted, "Trust me, I have seen a lot of vomiting on this stupid show."

"Yeah, she's right…" Tyler gagged at the mental picture.

"Sorry, shortstuff." Anne Maria glanced at the coughing bubble boy as she sprayed her hair, "On the upside, now your lungs are waterproof."

"Wow…" Cameron coughed, "Thank…"

"Dude, you should hook me up with the Total Drama producers because they need a good-looking host…" Topher ran hand across his hair with a smug grin, "Like me."

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "Gomen, I never had met any producers of Total Drama and only tou-san has connections to them, dattebayo."

"Oh, come on…" The host wannabe groaned into his hands, "I should be a host instead of a lousy cooker…" A cleaver flew past his head by an inch, "…I-I-I meant a great cooker!"

"That's what I thought." Chef glared from his kitchen and Beardo kept showing off his sound effect talent that annoyed some campers.

"Darn kids." Chester muttered as he takes over Mike's body, "Back in my day, we ate with our hands like decent folks!"

"You're joking, right?" Noah raised his eyebrow at the unpredictable boy.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Okay, okay, I admit it." Mike rubbed his head nervously, "I have multiple personality disorder. I try to control them, but they never listen to me."

* * *

"Lose the old man impression." Jo narrowed her eyes at Mike, "It offends my sense of victory. But your Russian gymnast Svetlana, how do you summon such strength and precision?"

"I rehearse a lot in front of my mirror." The unpredictable boy replied nervously.

"Really?" Scarlett adjusted her glasses, "To me, it seems that you are showing some signs of…"

"There's gotta be some protein in here somewhere!" Lightning cut the scientist off by choking on something loudly.

"Don't worry, I'll save you." Dawn smacked her hand on the sport jock's back and he spit out a roach.

"That was a close one." The sport jock coughed, "Thank, creepy girl."

"For what?" The petite girl petted the purring roach's back, "You're safe now, little one."

"…You're still creepy." Lightning deadpanned, "But still, thank, anyway."

"Look!" Cameron stared at the rat with large brain, "A cute little apodemus sylvaticus!" He was about to pick it up but the rat started to floating with green eyes and everyone ran out screaming for their life.

"Hmm?" The redhead glanced up from his breakfast, "Why did everyone run out?" He glanced at the floating rat before he wave at the creature, "…Hey, Brainy." The creature just waved back with a happy squeak.

* * *

**(Mount Looming Tragedy)**

"Let's get on with the damn challenge." Chef gathered the teams around him, "Your first challenge is an uphill battle." He gestured at the rigged cliffside, "You have to climb all way up to that cliff. First team to reach the top gets advantage in the second part. You can use your hands or whatever you find in the pile." The cooker gestured at the junk yard, "There's some useful stuff in there but it's guarded by…The great mutant roach!" As soon as he finished his sentence, the giant creature pokes its head out with a deadly hiss.

"…Excuse me?" Amy shivered at the sight of the hissing roach, "We have to go and take this stuff from a gross cockroach?!"

"Yes, and she don't like it when someone touch her stuff." The cooker grinned cruelly as the campers ducked under the tossed toilet, "MOVE ON!" Some of the campers start to climb the cliff while the other campers run toward the junk yard.

"Shirt..." Cameron grunted, "So…Heavy…Socks weighting me down!" It turn out that he was just one inch off the ground.

"You can do it, Cam!" Zoey hollered from above, "Focus!" Her hands slip off the branch but Mike managed to grab her hand in time, "Thanks."

"Any time." Mike grinned before they quickly climb up the cliff again.

"Move it, maggots!" Jo barked, only to blink at the whirring sound and she turn her head to see it was just Beardo as he climbs up the cliff.

"Sha-zoom!" Lightning reached out to the next foothold, "Sha-pooby…"

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR ONCE!" Scott shouted annoyingly.

"Get ready to lose to a girl again!" The jockette taunted the Rat members.

"What girl?" The sport jock blinked confusingly, "Who's he talking about?"

"You need to get your eyes checked." Eva deadpanned, racing against Jo as she climbs up the cliff.

* * *

"And I'm officially done." Sam slides down the cliff, "Good night, everyone."

"Don't give up, dude." Tyler glanced at the junk yard, "Chef did say that there are some useful stuffs…But there's a giant bug."

"Have no fear!" Leonard held his wand up, "I'll cast the shirking spell on it."

"Yay, I'm so glad that we have a wizard on our team." Sugar clapped her hands.

"Oh, come on!" Dave scoffed angrily as he ignored the fact that some maggot members just fall down right behind him, "Magic is not real and he's not a real wizard!"

"I am a real wizard!" The wizard wannabe frowned as he walked toward the junk yard, "You will be a believer after witnessing the magic! BEHOLD!" He pointed his wand at the giant cockroach and the creature hiss at him before it breath out a real fire at the screaming wizard as he ran past the campers with burning costume.

"…What…" Noah gapped at the fire-breathing bug, "The…Fuck…"

"Hold on, Leonard!" The clumsy jock was about to help the burning wizard but he trip on his feet and he clashed into something. Tyler rubbing his head with a groan before he blink at the soft feeling under his left hand and he slowly look down to see Samey with red face, his eyes slowly look at his left hand on her breasts. "…I'M SO SORRY!" He leaped away from her with red face.

"I-I-It's okay, it was an accident." Samey stuttered, getting up on her feet.

"B-B-But…" Tyler rubbed his neck, "There's gotta be something to make up to you for what I just did…"

"Um…" The good twin fidgeted, "I'll get back to you on that." She quickly turns around to climb up the cliff.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ugh!" Tyler smacked his forehead over and over, "I really feel bad about that…" He sighed with a shaking head, "Smooth, Tyler, smooth."

* * *

"We need a plan." Scarlett tapped her chin in deep thought.

"We must distract her tortured soul." Dawn walked up to the giant creature.

"What is she doing?" Zoey glanced at the redhead, "Won't she be in danger…"

"Don't worry, Zoey." Naruto smiled, "She's not really in danger, dattebayo."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING POOF-HEAD?!" Everyone jumped at Anne Maria's shouting and they glance behind to see that she was climbing up the cliff as the ice shattered from hitting her hair.

"That's one tough hair, dattebayo." The redhead whistled and some campers nodded.

"I believe you have been looking for one of your children." The petite girl opened her hand to reveal the cockroach that she just saved early and the giant cockroach gasp at the tiny creature before she pick it up as the creature rubbed its cheek with the baby creature.

"…That's a baby?" Sadie gasped in horror.

"Would you allow my team to go through the pile and borrow some stuff from you?" Dawn asked and the creature gives her a nod.

"Way to go." Naruto ruffled her hair with a chuckle before he raise his eyebrow at the gasping cockroach as the creature pull him in a hug, "Um…Did we meet before?"

"Ah, she said that she was the cockroach that you saved a long time ago when you come to this island on the first day." The petite girl explained.

"…Now you can understand animal's language?" Noah threw his hands up, "We just have been here for a few days and this show is giving me bad headaches already!"

"You got so big now, dattebayo." The redhead petted the purring mutant cockroach before it chirp at something in the pile and almost everyone scream out as hundreds of baby cockroaches crawl out in front of the giant cockroach. "Whoa, you're so lucky to have many cute kids…Can I name them?" The giant creature nodded happily, "Okay, I'll call this one…"

"Let's get climbing!" The indie girl dragged the redhead away from the creatures, she know that Naruto was bad at names and it would take a while since she had watched the whole three seasons of Total Drama.

* * *

Several hours went by and the Mutant Maggot was first team to reach the top of the cliff, both of the teams don't know that Scott slow some of his teammates down on purpose without their knowledge. "The winner of…" Chef was about to announce the winner but someone cut him off.

"No, you have to say it like that…" Topher cleared his throat loudly, "Mutant Maggots is the winner of the first challenge! See, I'm doing it better than…" A frying pan smashes into his face, courtesy of annoyed cooker.

"Since copycat maggot already said it, we're going on to the next part of the challenge." The cooker grunted.

"M-M-My face…" The host wannabe whined.

* * *

**(Snow Field)**

"Hmm, is it cold enough?" Chef smirked evilly at the shivering campers as they stand on the icy ground, "Good, it's time for the second part of the challenge…" He gestured at a poor-building fort before he shift his arm to the perfect fort, "Capture the snow fort. To win, you have to either destroy the enemy's fort or capture the flag and bring it back to your own fort. The maggots won the first challenge, so they get first dib on any forts they want to use…"

"We'll take that one." The whole team pointed at the perfect fort without missing a beat.

"I hope it has a fireplace." Sam grumbled under his breath as his team walked toward the worse fort.

* * *

**(Rat's Fort)**

"Great!" The gamer muttered sarcastically, "The crappiness is though."

"Well, it looks like we have no choice but to defend our fort." Amy glanced at the pile of snowballs with a scowl, "But lucky for us, we don't have to make any ammo before the game."

"Yeah…" Sky tapped her chin before she snaps her fingers, "I have an idea, how about some of us storm in their fort while some of us stay here to protect the flag?"

"Great mind think alike." Jasmine smirked at the aspiring Olympian as she smiled back, "I was about to say the same…"

"Yes!" Dave said loudly as he cut the giant girl off, "We can go with that plan." He glanced at the Cree girl, "Wow, you're really smart…" The Cree girl and the Australian girl traded a glance between them.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"It's so oblivious that he has a crush on me." Sky groaned, "I hate to tell him that I'm not interesting in him because there's someone else that I like…Well, I guess it's fine as long as Dave don't confess to me and I'm sure it will end badly for him."

* * *

**(Maggot's Fort)**

"The suckers are so dead." Anne Maria gave Sadie a high five, "Maggots rule!"

"Totally!" Sadie giggled.

"Yeah, the game is so our."Mike low-fived Cameron with a grin.

"Listen up, campers!" Chef announced with his megaphone, "I forget to mention something…Use a shovel in each fort to fire your snowballs at each other…They all contained secret weapons inside but beware of your choices because some of them will backfire on your fort and who know how worse it will be." The maggots glanced at the snowballs worriedly, "Each team has to pick a captain to command the fort…STARTING NOW!"

"As team captain, I say that Zoey, Lazy…" Jo said as the Jersey girl glared at her, "Sadie, Scarlett, Noise maker, and Noah are on offense. Your mission…Capture the enemies' flag!"

"Um…" Scarlett raised her hand up, "Shouldn't we just send out our strongest mem…"

"The rest of us will defend the fort and fire the snowballs." The jockette ignored the growling scientist.

"Be careful, everyone." The unpredictable boy hollered at his teammates.

"Well, let's get ready." Naruto waved at his offense teammates before he turn around to the pile of snowballs, "...The top one look good, dattebayo."

"Indeed." Dawn nodded her head.

* * *

"I'm captain." The scheming farmer jabbed his thumb at himself, "Live with it. Leonard, Sugar, Dave and I stay here. The rest of you, capture their maggoty flag."

"Um…" Sam raised his hand, "Should we have more people on defense…"

"And go!" Chef roared.

"Let's book it!" Lightning ran out with most of his teammates and it wasn't long enough until the gamer fall into the cold water.

"Oh yeah, and one more thing…" The cooker snickered, "We're on top of the lake so watch out for thin ice."

"Oh, wizard, do you know any barrier spell to protect us from the snowballs?" Sugar bounced on her heels and the wizard wannabe was about to say something with a smile.

"I said he's not the real wizard, it's make-believe crap!" The phobia-prone boy yelled.

"I was gonna to cast a protective spell but it won't work because there's one non-believer here." Leonard crossed his arms with a frown.

"Ugh…" The chubby farmer glared at the Indian boy, "Way to go, Dave. You got our wizard mad now." They don't notice an evil smirk on the scheming farmer, they are making it too easy for him.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Beside Sky and me, everyone here is fucking crazy!" Dave huffed with crossed arms, "They all should be lock up in some mental hospital!"

* * *

**(Maggot's Fort)**

"That one is filled with negative energy." Dawn pointed at one of the snowballs as the jockette point another one out, "That one is safe." Jo quickly launched the snowball away and it smash into the rat's fort, taking a large chuck out of it.

"You really have a good guess with these." Jo smirked, she doesn't believe in all stuff that the petite girl said but she trusts her words because so far, they never pick a wrong snowball.

"Thank you." The petite girl just nodded and the jockette notice something…

"Hey, Spray Head!" The jockette roared at Anne Maria, "Didn't I tell you to go capture their flag?"

"I ain't risking fly-aways!" Anne Maria patted her hair before the jockette just throw her hair spray out and the jersey girl chase it with a cry.

"Duck!" The scientist shouted as everyone duck under the rat's snowball and she glance behind to see that it has no effect on the jersey girl's hair, causing her to smirk.

"No, we can't." Zoey whispered worriedly.

"I'm afraid we have no choice." Scarlett said evilly, she was glad that the maggot's snowballs kept the offense rats at bay.

* * *

**(Rat's Fort)**

Scott was enjoying the show as Leonard and Dave fought each other over the existence of the magic before a large snowball land right behind him and the scheming farmer peek over his shoulder to see the hissing mutant cockroach. "Whoa, let's make a deal!" Scott whispered as his teammates were too busy with their argument, "You're grateful to a chick and a dude with red hair, right?" The creature nodded, "Do you know that if our fort get destroy completely, they win…" The cockroach rubbed its chin, "You know, I really hope you don't use fire breath of yours to melt the fort now while I'm gonna stop my team from fighting each other. See you." The scheming farmer walk toward his fighting teammates and the cockroach glance around the fort before it blow out the fire with fury.

"WHAT THE!" Sugar screamed out, "WIZARD, DO SOMETHING!"

"Hold on!" Leonard flipped through his spellbook but it was in vain and before they know it, the rat's fort was gone.

* * *

**(Maggot's Fort)**

"Whoo-hoo!" Mike cheered, "Their fort is gone! I'm so glad that my persona…Eh, I mean impressions don't come out this time!" He never noticed a raised eyebrow from the bubble boy and Cameron stare at the unpredictable boy for a while before he figure something out.

'Interesting, he have MPD.' Cameron rubbed his chin and the jockette cheered for her victory as she pick the shovel up, accidently cut Mike's shirt in process.

"Eh-oh, what the hell is going on here?" Mike combed his hair back as soon as the rest of maggots walk back to them with a raised eyebrow.

"Are you okay, Mike?" Naruto asked.

"Mike?" The unpredictable boy frowned, "You get the wrong bro, I'm Vito."

"Oh my…" Anne Maria fanned herself with a dreamily smile, "I don't know he was this ripped."

"Ok, the challenge is over and you can drop the act…" Topher was about to pat Vito's back but the unpredictable boy swats his hand away.

"Whoa, bro, only chicks can touch the Vito." Vito frowned and everyone just glanced at each other with raised eyebrows.

"I guess he's a method actor, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head.

* * *

**(Rat's Fort)**

"What the fuck just happened here!" Eva stomped to the defense team.

"Don't look at me." Scott held his hands up as he jabbed his thumb at Leonard, "Our magician here don't lift a finger and kept rambling on about some spells and believers and Dave was trying to get him to do something and before we know it, the fort was gone." Everyone glared at the wizard wannabe.

"Maggots win!" Chef shouted with his megaphone, "Rats, you know the drill…One unlucky bastard go home tonight!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Okay, did Vito show up earlier?" Mike groaned in his new shirt, "Oh…Chester and Svetlana are hard enough to keep in line, but Vito…Things just went from tough to suck-tacular. I hope the other two won't come out…"

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Well, it looks like we have a losing streak going on so early." The cooker stared at the grumbling rats, "The following campers are safe…Sky, Tyler, Amy, Lighting, Scott, Dave, Jasmine, Eva, and Sugar."

"At least I'm not going home first!" Sam cheered before they hear a screaming in the sky and they all look up to see Dakota on a hang-glider. The rich girl crash into the gamer and the cooker just sigh, why some people keep try to come back like this crazy farmer.

"Hey, Sam." Dakota looked into the gamer's eyes.

"Oh, hi, Dakota." The gamer chuckled shyly.

"Rich maggot, you're out of the game, right?" Chef crossed his arms.

"I don't care about the money, like I need it." The fame-hunger girl brushed herself, "I just want…Um…Close up, please…" The camera zoom in, "Thank you. I just want camera time. People need to see more of my sparkly adorableness if I'm going to get my spin-off reality series."

"Yeah, yeah…" The cooker dragged the squirming rich girl toward the dock, "But you're still out of the game."

"No, please!" Dakota pleaded, "I'll do anything!"

"Look here…" A ringing cell phone cut Chef off, "Hello?" He glanced at the rich girl, "It's your father…Yeah…How much is it? What! Really? Okay." The cooker hang up, "You're back on this island."

"Yes!" The rich girl cheered.

"As one of the intern." Chef smirked evilly as the rich girl widened her eyes at him, "Where was I? Oh yeah…We're running out of time, thank to rich maggot, the final marshmallow go to Dave."

"NO!" Sugar gasped and most of the rats just rolled their eyes at her.

"You shall pay for it!" Leonard pointed his wand at the cooker, "Fireball! Blizzard! Poison! VOID!"

"Shut the fuck up!" The cooker shoved the wizard wannabe into the catapult and launches him away from the island without a warning.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

"Samey!" The said girl glanced back with a nervously gulp as her sister walked up to her with a glare, "Trade place with me!"

"What?!" Samey gasped with widened eyes, "But I…"

"I don't care!" Amy sneered, "My team is losing too much and it won't be long before they kick me off so just switch with me!"

"Um…" The good sister rubbed her arm and the evil sister was about to snarl at her.

"What's going on here?" Naruto blinked at the sisters as he drying his wet hair with the towel, he just took a shower and the redhead was wondering why they were standing in front of his team's cabin.

"Oh, nothing." The evil twin spoke up with a smile, "I was telling my sister, Amy, to not worry about the losing streak."

Samey was about to say something but Naruto pointed at Amy, "Um…But you're Amy, dattebayo."

"How did you know?" Samey stared at him with widened eyes, never notice her sister's slightly nod.

"Amy is only one with a dot thingy on cheek." The redhead gestured at the dot on the evil twin's face.

"No, I'm Samey!" Amy growled.

"…Oh, I got it…" Naruto smash palm with his fist as the evil sister smirked at her sighing sister, "You're jealous of your sister, dattebayo."

'Wait, what?' Both the sisters blinked at him.

"It's okay to be jealous of your sister because everyone likes her, dattebayo." The redhead patted the gaping evil twin's shoulder, "But you don't have to pretend to be Samey to get some attention from everyone. Just be yourself, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled her hair with a wide grin.

"…"

"…"

"…Y-Y-You…" Amy growled with red face before she punches his stomach, "JERK! SAMEY, I'M NOT GONNA SWITCH YOU BECAUSE OF THIS JERK!"

"Ouch…" Naruto rubbed his stomach as the evil sister stomped away from them before he turn his head to Samey, "Was it something I said?"

"No, not really…" Samey muttered in shock, it was her first time to see her sister react like that.

* * *

Several hours went by and it was late at night as the campers were sleeping in their beds before everyone screaming out at the sound of air horn. "RUN!" Chef shouted loudly, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"Outta my way!" Anne Maria ran out with her team.

"Move it or lose it!" Jo screamed.

"What's happening?!" Mike shouted.

"Ma-chan, daddy loves you!" Naruto shouted, caused the cooker to rolling his eyes.

"Me first!" Scott shoves Sam out of his way.

"Beautiful first!" Sugar ran over the groaning gamer and everyone stop running around after they noticed it was just Dakota, in a intern uniform, with air horn and a smirking cooker.

"Thank, new intern." Chef chuckled evilly.

"Huh?" Dakota cupped her ear.

"Hi, Dakota." Sam waved at the rich girl.

"Huh?" The rich girl turned to the gamer, "Speak up!"

"It's challenge time!" The cooker pushed a large board in as it knocked the rich girl down.

"Right now?" Jasmine stretched her arms out, "At night? But isn't it kind too late?"

"In this show, it's not late if there's challenge…" Noah deadpanned, "Always."

"Your challenge…" Chef smacked the map on the board, "A scavenger hunt for three spooky souvenirs! Find them in a haunting forest, pet cemetery, and spooky cave."

"…Pet cemetery?" Tyler gulped, "That's new…"

"First team to each location gets a special clue." The cooker explained, "But watch out for the booby traps. It's gonna be very deadly so everyone better stick with each other like flies to a shit. You will be penalized for each player you lose."

"What does the spider represent?" Cameron asked with cold sweats.

"…A fucking gigantic mutated spider that hunts at night and drain the blood out of its victim." Chef said with straight face and everyone start to protest at the dangerous challenge.

"What hunt at night?" Dakota cleaned her ear.

"A gigantic mutated spider!" The gamer shouted.

"WHERE!" The bubble boy jumped on the redhead's arms, "WHERE?!"

"It's okay, no spider here, dattebayo." The redhead patted the bubble boy's back, "There, there, you're okay now."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Classic Chris." Topher grinned with crossed arms, "Only he can come up with this idea, even if he's not here."

_***Static***_

"I'm glad that Chris gave me a list of challenges beforehand." Chef muttered.

* * *

"And…" The cooker pushed his air horn as the campers ran off, "GO!"

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Whoo!" Lightning cheered after he reached the first location, "First! That's right!"

"Welcome to the haunted forest." Chef spoke through the PA on a tree, "Your clue can be found at the base of this tree..." The sport jock reached out before he cries out, "In a bear trap so be careful."

"…H-H-Here…" The sport jock handed the card to Sky with a whimper and the aspiring Olympian was about to read it.

"Well, well, well." The rats turned their heads to see Jo with her team, "What do we have here?"

"Hey, find your own piece of paper!" Lightning glared.

"Come on, let the runts have their clues." The jockette jerked her head, "I've got a plan."

"We better be careful." Eva grunted as the Maggots team ran away from them, "She's up to something and trust me, you want to be cautious of whatever Jo come up with."

"Yeah…" Sky glanced at the clue as her team walked down the trail, "Inside a knot is a nest. Your souvenir lives with a pest. Find Polaris to travel northwest."

"Okay, I know that Polaris is a north star." Jasmine tilted her head back with crossed arms.

"And there's Polaris." Scott pointed at the North Star before he gesture at a certain direction, "So this way is northwest." They ran off and they were not aware of the fact that Maggots was following them.

"Inside the knot is a nest." Sam mumbled to himself, "Hey, Sky, what was the middle part? Sky?" He glanced behind to see nothing, "Sky? Sky?"

"What?" The rats quickly stop in their track as the scheming farmer placed hands on his hip, "Did we just lose Sky?"

"We get a penalty for each lost player, right?" The gamer muttered nervously.

"And there's a giant spider on loose!" Dave shivered, "SKY! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"What was that?" Tyler turned his head to a moving shadow, "I-I-I-It look like a..."

"We're looking for a knot with a nest, right?" Scott glanced around.

"There it is!" Lightning pointed at a tree with colored marks, "Sha-score!"

"Wait, what about Sky?" The giant girl asked worriedly but the sport jock just climbed up the tree and he went through the knot before a giant eye appear in front of them as several tentacles come out of the tree.

"…What the fuck." Eva and Amy said at same time as the tentacle pick Lightning and Tyler up and it slap their face with the tentacles.

"Maybe we got a wrong tree?" Sugar asked.

"Dude, I've seen this in Sea Creatures 5!" Sam said behind the gaping scheming farmer, "To fight a squid, you have to duck, duck, jump, punch!"

"Or we could throw rocks." The scheming farmer just threw the rocks at the mutant tree, receiving a punch from the angry mutant tree and it knock the rats away with a swing of a tentacle.

"No calamari does that to Lightning!" The sport jock punched the eye as it retracted within the tree, "Sha-bam!" He quickly pulled a key out, "Aw, yeah! The key…" A web comes out of nowhere, hitting the sport jock in face before it pulls him away from the team.

"What the hell was that?!" Amy widened her eyes.

"Whatever, we have a key." Scott smirked.

"But we lost two of us!" The Indian boy screamed.

"Yeah…" The scheming farmer shrugged, his plan is to stall more time so the spider can pick them off one by one.

The bodybuilder was about to say something but she close her mouth as soon as Maggot team show up at last minute, "Let's go, Rats." The rat team quickly ran away from their opponents before they can figure out that they were missing any players.

"Look." Cameron pointed at the tree, "Team colors!"

"Could be trap." Jo grunted, "We should send in our most expandable player…" Everyone glanced at Beardo and he just made a buzzer noise as he shake his head nervously. "Do you want a knuckle sandwich or do you want to win?" The jockette held her fist up with a deadly growl before she toss the screaming human sounder into the knot of the tree and he hold a key out.

"Good work, Beardo." Samey smiled.

"Wait…" Naruto glanced around, "Where's Dawn, Zoey, and Topher?"

"And we just forge ahead." The jockette shrugged her shoulders.

"But the spider…" Sadie whimpered.

"Relax, Chef must make this shit up to scare us and he's actually hunting us down one by one." Jo scoffed.

"I agree with her." Noah nodded, "Remember the episode of Psycho Killer and Jack the Ripper…"

"Well, the first one did happen…" The chubby girl pointed out, she remembered seeing that episode.

"…Oh, I forget about that." The bookworm muttered.

"Wait, what?" Anne Maria gasped, "There was a real killer?!"

"Move it!" Jo barked at her team.

* * *

"It's not like I don't like to this leisurely pace, but shouldn't we be running faster?" Sam jogged with his team before he notice something, "Wait, where's Tyler, Amy, Jasmine and Eva?!" It turned out that the spider caught them on their way to the cemetery.

"Relax." Scott rolled his eyes, "I know what I'm doing."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm heading us back into last place where we belong." Scott shaving a piece of wood with a fang, "Another elimination ceremony for the rats and it's bye-bye…Um…" He paused, "…I can't decide…I'm like a kid in a candy store full of suckers! And I'm gonna…Um…Like break 'em and stuff!"

* * *

"Come on, let's rock…" The gamer muttered worriedly before he steps on something and it blew up, launching him into other landmines as his team stop in their track with widened eyes.

"Thanks for clearing the way." Jo teased as her team ran past the Rats team and they noticed that Beardo, Sadie, Noah, and Samey were also missing.

"Thank, Sam." The scheming farmer whispered to himself with a smug smirk.

"I-I-I think I can taste my liver…" Sam twitched.

* * *

**(Cemetery)**

"Welcome to the Wawanakwa pet cemetery." Chef announced through PA as soon as the maggot team entered the cemetery.

"We're first, string bean!" Jo threw her arm around the bubble boy's shoulder before she push him forward, "Go get the clue!"

Cameron opens the coffin to see a piece of paper with numbers on it, "Aren't three 6s supposed to be evil?"

"Let's fan out and look for numbers!" The jockette ordered her team and they spilt up. The maggots were looking around before they jump at the sound of someone screaming out and they run back together.

"Wait, where's Scarlett?" The bubble boy gulped nervously.

"Where did she go?" Anne Maria gasped.

"Chef didn't tell us that the spider is very active, dattebayo." Naruto glanced around for any signs of the mutant spider.

"Oh, well." Jo shrugged uncaringly, "Two words…Dead weight."

"Hey, Scarlett may be quiet and geeky, but she is still a person." The Jersey girl glared at the jockette with crossed arms.

"Yeah." The unpredictable boy agreed, "Your cutthroat attitude stinks."

"It's called a winning attitude." The jockette replied as her teammates glared at her, "Get used to it or get out of the way."

* * *

After lost Sugar to the spider, the scheming farmer wander around and checking each coffin. "Find the souvenir, hide the souvenir, lose the game." Scott muttered to himself before a coffin opened up to reveal Fang the mutant shark and the screaming boy ran away from the chasing shark.

"Hey, this grave smells like French fries." Sam peeked over the empty grave and the scheming farmer bump him during his run, knocking the gamer into the grave. Scott leap over another empty grave and he look over his shoulder to see that Fang just trip into the grave as the scheming farmer smirk at his luck.

"HELP ME!" The scheming farmer turned around to see Dave as a web dragged him away slowly, "SCOTT, DO SOMETHING!"

"…Funny, I swear I heard something." Scott glanced around, pretending that he didn't see the screaming Indian boy.

"OVER HEREEEEE!" Dave screamed out but it was too late for him.

"And they said it was too hard." The scheming farmer snickered to himself.

* * *

Mike climb up the tree to get a better view of the cemetery but a branch give out under him and the unpredictable boy fall down, losing his shirt in process. "Oh, my gosh!" Anne Maria ran to the groaning boy as he lied on top of a tombstone, "Mike, I think I found the clue! June 6, 1806. I'm no algebra expert, but ain't that 6-6-18-6?"

"Where's the freaking sun?" Vito stood up with a frown, "How's a guy supposed to get a fucking tan over here?"

"VITO!" The Jersey girl squealed happily.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I think it's cute that Mike is trying to get my attention with his impression as Vito." Anne Maria giggled, "No one can take enough of me and I can't blame him." She gave the camera a pose, "Check me out. The tan, the hair. Look at me, I'm so hot!"

* * *

"I think that's the right place, dattebayo." The redhead glanced over the tombstone.

"Yes, it is!" Cameron turned his head to the Jersey girl with a grin, "Anne Maria, you found it! And check it out, there's a keyhole!" He pointed at the keyhole within the tombstone.

"Yeah, who's the sharpest tool on Christmas tree now?" Anne Maria bragged.

"Just use the damn key already!" Jo yelled at her loudly.

"Eesh, okay!" The Jersey girl huffed as she fished the key out of her cleavage, "Keep your sweatpants on!" She inserted the key, only to fling away as the coffin popped up under her feet and the lid open up to reveal…

"Cool, flashlights!" The bubble boy grabbed the flashlights, "These'll come in handy."

"Let's get moving!" The jockette grunted.

"What about Anne Maria?" Naruto glanced at the direction that the Jersey girl just flew to.

"Strong man, make yourself useful and put that coffin back so the rats won't know where to look." Jo ignored the redhead's question and Vito just shrugged as soon as the maggots walk away from him, what Jo don't know is that Sam was spying on them.

* * *

**(Cave)**

"Welcome to your final destination!" Chef spoke through the unseen PA as the remaining maggots just stare at the entrance of the cave, "The clue is just inside the entrance, and down the tunnel into a total darkness. Godspeed, you'll need it."

"Follow my lead, boys." The jockette snatched a flashlight from the bubble boy.

"Where are Anne Maria and Mike?" Cameron asked.

"Who cares?!" Jo replied back with an echo and the bubble boy glanced at the spooky forest frighteningly.

"If you want, I'll come with you and we'll look for them, dattebayo." The redhead patted the bubble boy's head.

"Yes, please!" The bubble boy nodded and they both run off, what they don't know that Jo just got caught by the spider as soon as she found the final clue.

* * *

**(Cemetery)**

"Guys, guys!" Cameron ran up to Vito and Anne Maria with Naruto, "Come on, Jo, Naruto and I found where we have to go next…"

"Oh my…" Naruto quickly covered the confusing bubble boy's eyes after he noticed that they were making out, "Um…Cameron, I think we better leave the lovebirds alone, dattebayo."

"Why?" The bubble boy removed the redhead's hand to see his make-out teammates, "Eww…That's not what Chef meant when he said to stick together." The Jersey girl and the unpredictable boy just held their index fingers up.

* * *

**(Cave)**

After break the couple up, the maggots return to the cave and they look around for the jockette before the bubble boy notice something on the ground. "Oh no, her flashlight." Cameron picked the said object up, this can't be good! Jo! See! This is why we have to stick together!" He turned around to see that Vito and Anne Maria were making out again.

"I guess we have to…" Naruto tried to say something but a web shoot out at him and before the redhead know it, the spider dragged him away from the group.

"NARUTO!" The bubble boy screamed out as he turned back to the make out couple, "…WOULD YOU JUST STOP THAT AND FOCUS!" He quickly covered his mouth as Vito and Anne Maria turn to him with shocked expression.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Whoa…" Cameron stared at the camera, "I've never actually raised my voice before…Wow…It actually felt kind of good." He grinned before he throws up on the floor.

* * *

The spider place Naruto on a large web and he notice that all of the caught campers were still alive before he turn back to the spider as his eyes widened. "W-W-What are you doing?!" Naruto screamed as the spider started to rubbing its legs on his cheek and he start to purring under its rub.

"…Yes, he actually purred." Noah said quickly to stop the new campers from asking the same question that he already hear over and over.

'…Why do I feel like I did that before?' One of the new girls raised her eyebrow at the purring redhead before she shake her head clear.

* * *

"Guys, over there!" The caught campers glanced down to see that it was bubble boy as he ran up to a stone with hooks, "These hooks must be the last souvenirs…I wonder what they're for."

"Cameron, look out!" Anne Maria warned but it was too late as the spider pulled the screaming bubble boy up with its web and it tosses him on the web.

"Hey, who landed in the web now?" Jo asked since she can't see anything through the web.

"Cameron." Jasmine hollered.

"Wow, he lasted longer than I expected." The jockette whistled and the remaining two rats finally show up after a long search but the spider quickly caught the rats with Anne Maria's assist.

"Guys, go get the hook and win that challenge now!" Samey shouted out and Vito was about to refuse it but the Jersey girl dragged him toward the hooks.

The spider was about to pounce on the last two campers after it stuck the last rats to the web but Cameron screamed loudly, "GET AWAY FROM ME!" The bubble boy just tore the web off him and he lunged at the spider, beating it up as his adrenaline just kick in. They both fall down and the spider breaks apart to reveal…

"Izzy?!" Almost everyone gasped in shock, they all never notice that the last two maggots just got away on the zip rope.

"That explains the whiskers time." The bookworm deadpanned.

"Boo!" Izzy giggled, "Guess what, I'm the guest of this challenge and all I have to do is, like, dress up as spider and hunt everyone down. Chef said that if I catch everyone, I can come back here and have a lot of whisker times with Red."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…Uncle Chef…" The redhead pouted, "Why…"

* * *

"Maggot team wins the challenge." Chef's voice rang out of the PA as the campers get down on their feet, "Everyone, come to the campfire now!"

"Ugh…" The rats grumbled and the maggots cheered with each other before the crazy girl pounce on the poor redhead for a whisker time.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Ok, everyone already cast their votes but there's one thing that you all don't know is…" The cooker smirked as both teams glance at each other, "It's not an elimination ceremony at all, it's a switch!"

"What?!" All the campers cried out.

"Oh yeah…" Chef chuckled evilly as he held up a clipboard, "All of the rats have been assigned to each maggot that they will switch with…The one that will join the Mutant Maggots is…"

"…" The Toxic Rats glanced at each other nervously.

"…" The Mutant Maggots stared at the cooker worriedly.

"…Amy!"

"Oh…" Samey sighed and her sister smirked at her.

"And she will switch with Samey." The cooker said.

"What?!" The twin gasped in shock.

"It's so I can tell which maggot is which." Chef grunted, "I'm not going to stick you together and mess with my mind with your fucking twin tricks!"

"…Okay…" The good sister rubbed her arms, at least her sister won't force her to do all the work again.

"We all gonna miss to have you on our team, dattebayo." Naruto patted Samey's shoulder and the maggots agreed with him.

"Ugh…" Amy sneered at the redhead, she don't want to be on same team with this jerk.

* * *

**(Rat's Cabin)**

"I'm so glad that Sky's safe." Dave sighed dreamily.

"Yeah, it's good thing that everyone's safe." Tyler nodded, focusing on fix his bed so he can sleep better.

"Who care about the other guys." The phobia-prone boy replied with an uncaringly shrug, "I think she's the one."

"Huh?" The clumsy jock blinked, "Who?"

"Sky, she's great…" Dave sighed again, "I'm gonna tell her that I like her."

"Um…" Tyler rubbed his neck, "But Sky like…"

"I know she will like me because I'm the normal one here." The Indian boy got in his bed as he closed his eyes quickly, "I can't wait to see her again, night!"

"…But she like Naruto." The clumsy jock muttered softy before he smack his forehead with a deep sigh, "Poor dude."

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

It has been a couple days since the twin switched the teams and the teams were chatting with each other over their lunch. "You're nicer than your sister." Sam glanced at Samey.

"Yeah, and you do pick up weight around unlike her." Eva grunted, "Hope you will do the same thing during the challenges."

"Don't worry, I will." Samey fidgeted with her fingers nervously.

"Good." The bodybuilder grunted.

"Um…" Naruto turned his head to the glaring evil cheerleader, "Why are you glaring at me for?" He doesn't get any answer from her.

"Ah…" Dawn tugged the redhead's sleeve, "Heather told me to tell you to not to get any attention from the new girls…"

"Huh?" The redhead rubbed his head, "But I'm just getting know them, dattebayo."

"Amy…" The petite girl wrapped her arms around the redhead's arms as she whispered to the evil twin with expressionless face, "He's mine…" Heather told her to do that in case if Naruto receive any form of attention from new girls.

"…"

"…"

"W-W-What!" Amy slammed her hands on the table with red face, "I'm not after this jerk!"

"Nani?" Naruto muttered confusingly and he was about to ask something but the door slammed open as everyone turn their heads to see the cooker.

"Everyone!" Chef roared, "Report to the court for your challenge!"

"The court…" Noah groaned, "Oh no…Please don't tell me…"

* * *

**(Court)**

"Yep, I know it." The bookworm deadpanned as soon as the cooker wheeled the cart in with several dodgeball.

"You will have three different challenges today." The cooker said, "The team that wins two out of three challenges will get immunity from tonight's elimination ceremony. Our first challenge is dodgeball game and it's gonna be five on five…"

"And you're gonna pick us out instead of letting us chose?" Jo asked after she recalling the event during the World Tour.

"Yes, that's right." Chef smirked at some nervous campers, "The match will be…Cameron, Beardo, Zoey, Noah and Sadie against Jasmine, Eva, Dave, Tyler, and Lightning!" Beardo raised his hands up with a fanfare noise.

"I hope I don't get hurt…" Sadie glanced at the chosen rats nervously.

"Just pray that Tyler take his own team out by accident." Noah sighed.

* * *

"Everyone ready?" The cooker glanced at the players as they tensed up, "And…GO!" They charged toward the middle line and some of them managed to grab some of the balls as they quickly retreat with their guard up, Beardo, Zoey, Eva, Lightning and Jasmine has the balls. The human soundboard start to throw the ball in slow motion as he make a sound of machine guns and his ball just fall down on the ground before the bodybuilder just throw the ball at Beardo harder, taking him out of the game.

"Sha-bam!" Lightning threw his ball at the bubble boy but Cameron dodged the ball barely and Zoey quickly throw the ball at the distracted sport jock as it hit his leg.

"Duck!" The indie girl ducked under Jasmine's ball, thank to Sadie's warning. The bookworm threw his ball at Dave and the phobia-prone boy jump over it but another ball smash into his groin, courtesy of the bubble boy.

"Sorry!" Cameron winced before two of the balls hit him in stomach, sending him fly out of the court into the maggot's bench and Tyler and Sadie took each other out at same time.

"We attack the same person together!" Eva ordered as she threw her ball with the Australian girl and their balls strike the bookworm in groin twice, caused all of the male campers to wince at the phantom pain. Zoey was about to throw her ball but she sidestep the bodybuilder's ball before Jasmine's ball hit her arm, ending the game.

"One for Rats and zero for the maggots." Chef announced as the rat team cheered together, "Let's see some replay in slow-mo." A clip of Noah and Dave played over and over.

"F-F-Fuck you…" Noah whimpered softly, holding his family's jewelries in agony.

"Okay, let's go to the second challenge's location." The cooker walked away with a cruel smirk.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"If we don't get pick by Chef, let's ditch them and I'll show you a good time if you know what I mean?" Anne Maria hugged the unpredictable boy's arm with a sly smirk as the teams follow the cooker and Mike just blink at her with widened eyes.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Did Vito do something with Anne Maria?" Mike asked worriedly, "Anne Maria has been getting closer to me after the end of spider challenge and I have no idea what just happened? Can someone please tell me what just happened between her and Vito?!"

* * *

"Your second challenge is…" Chef gestured at the paintball guns on the table, "Paintball game! The rule is very simple, wipe the enemies' team out before they take you out. Each team has their own paint color…Green for rats and red for maggots. If you get hit by your enemy's paintball, you're out of the game and don't think about trick me because we have cameras everywhere. You're still safe if you get hit by friendly fire." He paused to make sure that everyone understands him, "Okay…Naruto, Mike, Scarlett, Jo, and Dawn will face against five S's."

"Um…" Sky raised her hand with puzzled expression, "By five S's, you mean me…"

"Yes, you…" The cooker pointed at the Cree girl before he shift his finger to each certain rat members, "Scott, Sam, Sugar, and Samey are five S's."

"Ooh!" Sugar gasped, "Guys, guys, we have same initial letter! Wow, that's so crazy!"

"…Not bright one, she is." Eva and Noah deadpanned at same time.

"Gear up, guys." Chef grunted as the chosen players collect their weapons and ammo and they all never notice that the scheming farmer just switch his green paintballs with red paintballs.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"My team is winning this game and I can't have that." Scott fidgeted around with his shark fang as he frowned, "I'm gonna take my own team out without them knowing it and I better make sure that the maggots win this round."

* * *

**(Scarlett)**

"And the game starts…" The cooker's voice echoed throughout the forest as the scientist rechecked her supplies, "NOW!"

'Let's see, I have two choices…' Scarlett hid behind the tree as she scanning the forest for any signs of her opponents, 'One, I'll look around for my team and team up with them to take out the enemy…Two, I'll hunt for my enemy and take him or her out before they have any chance to fire at me…' She smirked, "Well, there's one logical choice I can only chose."

* * *

**(Scott)**

The scheming farmer wanders around aimlessly as he whistling a tune before he hears something in a distance and he jump under the bush. "Where are you, guys?" Sugar walked into his sight, "I need a big strong man to protect me…If it's a girl from my team, forget it! I'm not gonna give you my screen time." She looked around, "Yo, boys?"

'Eh, I won't feel bad about it.' Scott just fired his paintball gun at the chubby farmer without any remorse.

"_Sugar out! Sugar out!"_

"No, I'm not out!" The chubby farmer cried out as she crossed her arms, "I don't get a lot of screen time..." She kept rambling until the interns drag her away by force, "Hey, unhand me, you brutes! Help! Sexy woman is kidnapping by the brutes!" The scheming farmer peeks out of the bush with a chortle.

* * *

**(Mike)**

The unpredictable boy take a glance at his teammate as they walk together after they run into each other and he lick his dry lip. "Naruto, I'm curious…" Mike gulped, "In the spider challenge, did you see me and Anne Maria…" He trailed off, hoping that the redhead can solve his unasked question.

"Make out?" Naruto chuckled as the unpredictable stopped in his track, "Hai, I did saw you two together, dattebayo. She seems to be a great gal."

"…We did what?" The unpredictable boy gaped in shock, '…Vito! Ugh!'

"_Sam out! Scott out! Dawn out!"_

"Huh, I wonder what just happened..." The redhead blinked with Mike.

* * *

**(Sam)**

"Oh man, that suck." The gamer wiped his paint-covered face.

"If it make you feel better, you did take me out at same time." Dawn replied and Sam nodded with a smile.

"Well, I'll be off." Scarlett waved at the petite girl, she found the petite girl and they both decide to ambush Sam and Scott when the girls found them at the creek. What they don't know is that the scheming farmer spotted them early and tried to distract the gamer away from the girls but Sam just fouled his plan when he looked back out of curiosity.

'On bright side, there's only two rats left.' Scott turned away from them to hide his smug smirk.

* * *

**(Sky)**

"GET DOWN!" The Cree girl shouted as she ducked behind the downed tree with Samey, returning fire at Jo and it wasn't long until the kind cheerleader hit the jockette with a lucky shot.

"_Jo out! Jo out!"_

The two girls was about to give each other a high-five but several paintballs hit them in back and they both turn around to see Naruto and Mike as the boys high-fived each other with a smile.

"_Sky out! Samey out! Mutant Maggot wins!"_

"Good game, dattebayo." The redhead grinned at the rat girls and they nod back with a smile.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"That last challenge will be the tiebreaker that will decide the fate of the teams." Chef stared at the teams after he gathered them together, "…We're gonna do all-kill arm-wrestle challenge and I will pick three players from each team."

"All-kill?" Sugar raised her arm up confusingly.

"Meaning one player may be able to take a whole team out by himself or herself." The cooker grunted, "The game will start with one-on-one and the winner will stay in as the next member take the loser's place until the team's players are out of the game. Team with last one standing wins the challenge and immunity from tonight's ceremony…The maggot's players are Amy, Anne Maria, and Topher. The rat's players are Lightning, Sugar…And Eva."

"I'm going first!" Eva sat down in front of the table with a scowl, the sport jock decide not to do anything because he know that the bodybuilder is stronger than him.

"Don't die, guys." Sadie glanced at her paled teammates.

"They won't die…" Noah muttered with his book, "All they will get is just some broken bones, that's it."

"Is it possible to forfeit?" Amy asked with a gulp.

"Hell no." Chef snickered and the girls both shoved Topher to the table. "You may start the game now!"

"Can you please go easy on…" Topher muttered before the bodybuilder slam his hand down, forcing his body down to the ground with a loudest thump.

"…Are you alive?" Naruto nudged the twitching host wannabe with his foot.

"…Y-Y-Yeah, I'll be honored to take Chris' place as the host…" The host wannabe said dazedly.

"Next!" The cooker hollered as Amy fling into the wall next to him, "…Anne Maria, you're last!"

"Here I goes…" Anne Maria sat down nervously, "I can do it…I can take her out."

"And go!" Chef ducked under the screaming Jersey girl, "Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have picked tough maggot in first place."

"No shit, Sherlock." Jo deadpanned.

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**(Campfire)**

"It's about time that you end up in the elimination ceremony." The cooker grunted as the Maggot team sat in front of him, "You all have casted your votes and the following camper are safe…" Beardo started to make a drum roll noise, "Scarlett…" Drum roll, "Mike…" Drum roll, "Zoey…" The human soundboard kept making the same sound as the cooker's eyebrow twitched, "Stop that, Beardo…Thank you...Naruto…" Drum roll, "Stop it! One more sound out of you…" Chef glared at Beardo, "...Dawn…Noah…" Drum roll, "THAT'S IT!" The cooker grabbed the human soundboard and he tossed the boy into the catapult before Chef launches Beardo away from the island.

"…"

"…"

"…Beardo is eliminated." Chef cleared his throat, "Everyone here are safe for now."

"Um…" Cameron raised his hand, "Out of curiousness, who was supposed to be eliminated?"

"Can you believe it?" The cooker held clipboard up, "Beardo was the one that most campers voted for."

"Well, at least we're safe and we all have some quiet time now." Scarlett shook her head and some campers agreed with her by nodding their heads.

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**(Dock)**

"As our season just barely started, Chris got arrested and he put me in charge of the host gig." Chef crossed his arms, "We have met our new campers and we also welcome ten old contestants back as we put them in two teams. So far, we have witnessed some new friendships, rivals, and a bit of drama. The questions we have are…How many more rats will Scott take out before they wise up and vote him off? Will Mike admit his secret to the campers? Will the returning contestants survive the new wave of contestants? What will happen next? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**REVENGE OF ISLAND!"**

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**(Beach)**

Sky kick the sand from her seat on the log with a glare and someone sit down next to her, causing her to look up to see Naruto. "What's wrong?" The redhead asked as he scratched his head, "I just noticed you here from my cabin and you seems to be upset, dattebayo."

"Oh, it's nothing, just…" The aspiring Olympian sighed with fist on her cheek, "I'm kinda fed up with Dave because he kept following me around and he always agree with everything I said without let me asking my team for their options. I know he just like me and I like him as a friend but it get to a certain point where I may will blow up…Ugh!"

"Oh, I see…" Naruto placed his hand on her shoulders, "Do you want to talk to him?"

"No, I can take care of it on my own but thank for asking." Sky smiled as she nudged his arm with her elbow, "You're a good husband."

"Well, I hate to see the wife upset." The redhead chuckled, it was their inside joke after the wedding challenge in World Tour season.

"Oh, how's Maeve doing?" The Cree girl rested her head on his shoulder, "It's been a while since I saw her last time."

"She's great." Naruto grinned widely, "She just start to grab everything in her sight and just last month, she crawl for the first time, dattebayo! I was sitting on the floor and reading some of script for my next role and Ma-chan was playing with her teddy bear…" Sky smiled as she listens to the redhead's story about his daughter and she glance up at him with a faintly blush.

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_Mutant Maggots: Amy, Anne Maria, Cameron, Dawn, Jo, Mike, Naruto, Noah, Sadie, Scarlett, Topher, Zoey_

_Toxic Rats: Dave, Eva, Jasmine, Lightning, Sam, Samey, Scott, Sky, Sugar, Tyler_

_Eliminated: Beardo, Dakota, Leonard, Staci_

_Peanut Gallery: Alejandro, B, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Trent_

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**And this ends our twenty-four chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**We just entered the ROI arc with some changes! More contestants means more challenges with some reward challenges!**

**Were you surprised by some choice of the returning contestants? Love it? Hate it?**

**Now you all just saw that Chris got arrested right away after the first challenge and Chef is the host of the show for now…We also just see that Naruto become a doting father that always think about Maeve most of time! Plus, I drop a hint about Naruto's crush that she's on the island but the question is which one is the one?**

**Some of the new contestants' personalities were hard for me to get it down but I did my best.**

**I know that some characters don't get much of screen time but don't worry, they will get more screen time.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	25. Revenge of Island: Love In Air

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some of your questions will be revealed in this chapter or not, sorry if I miss any questions.**

**People that still asked me about the pairing route: I'm still mute on that so you have to wait for the final arc like everyone. Sorry.**

**Coldblue: 2) I'm not sure how long the epilogue will be but I won't say anything about it to avoid the spoilers. 3) I'm not sure what will be next but I can say that I will reveal the next story in the epilogue chapter. 4) Sorry, I never heard of 6Teens until now.**

**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-five chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon, some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 25: Revenge of Island: Love In Air**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Island, we just come back to the island with sixteen new campers and ten familiar contestants." Chef grunted, "Chris got arrested for illegal dump of chemical wastes so he put me in the charge of this show for now and two teams were formed. The rats are unlucky to have Scott on their team because he has been sabotaging his own team while he help the maggots win their own challenges. During this, we have seen some new friendships, crazy antics, and all these jazz…How many more rats will Scott take out this time? What challenges will the island bring? Who will be unlucky bastards to take the Hurl of Shame? Find out tonight on Total Drama Revenge of Island!"

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**(Maggot's Cabin)**

"All right, guys, settle down." Mike mumbled in his sleep and his roommates snore in their beds except for the bubble boy as he write something down in his notepad while he listen to the mumbling unpredictable boy.

"Stick ze landing, Svetlana." Svetlana suddenly flip off his bed, "Practice makes perfect ten!"

"You're going down, twinkle toes!" Vito growled on the floor.

"I've had it with you punks!" Chester muttered angrily.

"Fascinating." Cameron made a note with a smile, so far he had discovered three different personalities and the triggers to bring them out.

"Whoever is making this noise…" Noah mumbled in his sleep, "Can someone please gag this person?"

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**(Rat's Cabin)**

A few hours went by and the boys were just loitering around, beside Tyler since he was jogging around outside, until the sport jock's stomach start to rumbling. "Time to re-fuel!" Lightning reached out for his protein powder jar but it wasn't there, "LIGHTNING WAS ROBBED!"

"What'd they take, your weapons or your armor?" Sam muttered, focusing on his smuggled DS.

"My protein powder!" The sport jock threw his hands up.

"Oh, yeah, that is…" The gamer rolled his eyes, "Totally worth freaking out over…probably."

"Scoopy, I will find the monster who did this!" Lightning sobbed with his scoop cup, "Lightning swears it!"

"No, I saw you put them inside this bag." Dave replied before he gasps in horror, "Someone stole my sanitizer! I need my sanitizer!"

"Eva comes in here last night for a night meeting." Scott frowned as the boys glanced at each other, "Do the math."

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**(Confessional)**

"Eva gotta go because she's ruining my plan last time." Scott craved the wall with the shark's fang, "Just few more things to do and my plan will be complete."

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**(Main Lodge)**

"There's protein in this, right?" The sport jock asked and the cooker gave the sport jock his lunch without saying a word.

"It has meats so it does have proteins." Sky replied.

"Really?" Lightning glanced at his tray, "…Pile her up more!"

"Fucking no." Chef said bluntly, "After you all finish your lunch, go change into your swimsuit and meet me at the dock for your next challenge. Failure to obey my order, I will release the raccoon!"

"…A raccoon?" Anne Maria raised her eyebrow before she laugh with everyone, only to screaming out in fear as soon as the scared intern drag in a giant mutant raccoon.

"At least it's not this stupid landshark…" The scheming farmer shivered to himself.

"Less talk and eat faster!" Chef barked loudly and the campers quickly eating their lunch before they all run out screaming as the raccoon chase them down.

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**(Dock)**

"Are you crazy?!" Jo scowled at the smirking cooker, "That thing could have killed us if it wasn't for Naruto!" Everyone glanced behind to see the redhead scratching the purring raccoon's belly.

"Eh, you're all still alive so don't sweat it." The cooker chuckled as the campers glared at him, "Anyway, we have a special guest to help us get your challenge starting…Bridgette!" Naruto scratched his head with a wince, they talk a few times and it was still awkward because he don't forgive her yet. He glance at the approaching canoe as Dakota and Bridgette row up to them and the surfer girl give him a slightly wave, the redhead returned it back with a rising hand before he adverted his gaze away from her.

"Do they have a history?" Scarlett whispered to Noah softly after she noticed their actions.

"Exes." Noah said flatly.

"Awkward…" Topher replied with a grin before the Jersey girl elbowed him in stomach.

"Hello, everyone." Bridgette rubbed her arm nervously, "It's nice to meet you all."

"She will just chum the water with rich maggot." Chef grunted.

"What is this stuff?" Dakota picked the bucket up with grimace.

"Fish guts and leftover from last season." The cooker smirked.

"GROSS!" The new intern spill it all over on the canoe's front and she quickly move away from her seat as Fang bite the front part of the canoe off.

"…Was that a mutant shark?" The surfer girl asked with widened eyes.

"Challenge's first part…" Chef ignored her question as he gestured at the diving suit sets, "Each team must get a pair of water skis in an underwater mission. One camper will get the skis in an old-fashioned diving suit and float them to the surface while the rest of their team pumps them oxygen. First one to surface their skis wins and get an advantage in part two."

"I'll diving, dattebayo." Naruto volunteered.

"Then, maggots, get busy pumping air and don't make me use my whistle!" Jo narrowed her eyes as she reach out for her whistle but all she felt was just empty air, "All right, who took my whistle?!"

"I'll do it!" Tyler grinned at the rats, "I will get us the win!"

"Ok then." Eva dropped her bag with a grunt, "Don't mess up or else."

"Yes, ma'am." The clumsy jock gulped with cold sweats.

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"Ready?" The cooker glanced at the divers as they nodded, "…GO!" The redhead and the clumsy jock quickly jump into the water as their teams starting to pump the oxygen.

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The divers hop across the sand underwater as they race each other toward the skis before Tyler's oxygen hose pull him back and he peek over his shoulder to see Fang with a sadistic smirk. The jock give out a unmanly shriek and he tried to get away from the shark before his suit sudden ballooning up from extra oxygen, courtesy of Lightning's faster pumping. Fang charge into the jock, only to bounce away from him and out of the water.

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"Wha…" Scott widened his eyes at the flying shark before it crash into him and the scheming farmer scream out as he run away from Fang.

"Go, Naruto, go!" Cameron cheered his teammate on with his team

"You look like you work out a lot." Anne Maria flirted on top of the oxygen hose as the unpredictable boy pumped the oxygen, "Why don't you take that shirt off so I can get a better view."

"Um…" Mike gulped nervously, "I want to keep my shirt on so I don't get a…Um…sunburn, yeah, it's bad for me."

"But I just saw you getting tan before." The jersey girl raised her eyebrow at him.

"O-O-Oh, it wasn't…" The unpredictable boy closed his mouth, he can't tell anyone about his MPD because he wasn't ready to share it with some of campers. "Um…I have enough tan?" The Jersey girl was about to say something.

"You're standing on air hose." Sadie pointed at the swelling hose.

"Get off it now!" Amy shove the Jersey girl before she look at her hands, "…Are you wearing a fake tan?"

"Oh no, no!" Anne Maria glared at the evil cheerleader, "Nobody disrespects the tan!" She knock Amy away, tore Mike's shirt off in process.

"Ladies, why fight?" Vito smirked with a raised eyebrow, "If it's over me, don't because there's enough candy for everyone." He flexed his pecs, "Candy being me."

"Vito, give me some sugar!" The Jersey girl leaped into his arms with a giggle.

"…Ew." The evil twin shivered, "Weirdest couple ever."

"Hey, where's my lucky shark tooth?" The scheming farmer checked himself after he finally got away from the mutant shark as he whisper to the boys, "Eva must stole it like she stole our stuff and man-lady's whistle too."

"HEY!" The campers turned to Anne Maria as she patted her hair, "Where's my hairbrush?!"

"Have anyone seen my backup glasses?" Scarlett asked and some campers shrugged their shoulders.

"It's tied!" Chef announced out of nowhere and the team turns around to see two floating skis before Tyler shot out of the water as he flew around in the sky. "…And can the interns please bring this fumbling maggot back here?"

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**(Beach)**

Zoey draw a doodle on the sand as she let a deep sigh out before someone walk up to her. "What's the matter, Zoey?" The said girl glanced up to see Naruto with Dawn and she can see that they have some seashells in their arms.

"Oh, hey, Naruto and Dawn." Zoey waved at them as they sit down on the large rock, "I'm just thinking how to befriend everyone here but it's kinda hard…"

"Why do you think it's hard?" The redhead ruffled the indie girl's hair, "Dawn and me are your friends, dattebayo."

"Really?" The indie girl blinked confusingly before she smile at them, "Yes, we are."

"Indeed." The petite girl nodded.

"…What are you doing with these shells?" Zoey asked.

"Ah, it's souvenirs to sell online so I can get some money to start a sanctuary for the mutated animals." Dawn replied, "…And I also want to make shell necklaces for my friends."

"Hai, I'm helping her out." Naruto chuckled, "Do you want to join us?"

"Yeah, I do." The indie girl nodded.

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**(Dock)**

Everyone stand in front of the cooker after received their announcement and Chef clears his throat. "The teams got tied so no one get an advantage." Chef gestured at two motorboats as the interns pulled them up to the dock, "Second and final part of challenge…Death-defying water-ski race! To win the game, you have to be the first one to ring four bells on these four totally harmless buoys." Everyone glanced at the bells on top of the minefield before Bridgette and Dakota's canoe set one of them off, launching them up in air and the rich girl crash into one of the floating platform.

"Rude…" Dakota groaned dizzily, never noticed that the interns just rescued the surfer girl in their boat before it ship away from the island.

"Make that three." The cooker smirked evilly, "Choose three campers to water-ski, one to drive, and one to operate your gull cannon!"

"Gull cannon?" Dawn tilted her head.

"Yes, gull cannon." Chef pointed at two machine guns that appeared in the boats and the teams can see that there were mutant seagulls inside the guns. "Each team gets three chances to shoot the bells, or the other team."

"Why do they have rattlesnake tail?" Cameron pointed at the said creature's tail.

"Because they're half-seagull, half-rattlesnake and to let you know..." The cooker smirked, "They have paralyzing venom."

"Cool!" Topher gushed, "That is so cool! If Chris was here, I would praise him for coming up with that idea!"

"The team that rings the most bells wins." Chef grunted.

"Oh, I'll drive!" Zoey squealed excitingly before she notice some stares from the campers, "If that's okay with everybody."

"Whatever." Jo shrugged, "I'm gunning."

"Ooh, I want to ski!" Sadie waved her hand.

"Me too!" Cameron raised his hand.

"I suggest that Amy will join the challenge if she wish to avoid a possible elimination." Scarlett adjusted her glasses and the evil cheerleader was about to refuse but everyone agreed with it, causing her to growl angrily.

"Lightning's driving!" The sport jock hopped into the driver's seat, "Sha-vroom!"

"Shotgun!" Scott quickly grabbed the machine gun with an evil grin, "Been shooting kitchen rats with my pappy since I was six."

"I guess we'll skiing then." Jasmine picked the skis up and she glanced at Eva and Sugar since they both volunteered to do it with her.

"And…" The cooker raised his air horn as everyone get ready before he blow it, starting the challenge and the boats took off right away.

"Sha-zoom, baby!" Lightning cheered as his team's boat have a lead on the maggots, "We got this in the bag!"

"Yeah, great." The scheming farmer chuckled bitterly.

"Drive faster!" The bubble boy screamed as soon as Fang snapped his jaws at the maggot skiers.

"I am!" The indie girl shouted back, "I'm pushing the pedal all way down!"

"Ugh, you're useless like my stupid sister!" Amy growled before she kicks the mutant shark right in nose and the creature rubbing his sore nose with a deadly growl.

"Let's see if we can slow down those rats." The jockette aimed her gun at the rat's boat, "Eat gulls, loser!"

"Wait!" Zoey hollered, "We only have three gulls. We need to save them for the bells."

"Of course, but we only need to hit two out of three to win." Jo fired a single gull and it hit the sport jock in the back.

"Lightning's been hit!" The sport jock gasped before he pass out on the steering wheel, "Lightning…been…hit…"

"Sweet." Scott laughed to himself quietly before he shout loudly, "Oh no! Lightning! Look out for the reeds!" The rat's boat just run into the reeds and the jockette was about to shoot one of the bells but a seagull come out of nowhere, hitting the bell.

"Great shot, Jo!" The indie girl glanced over her shoulder.

"It wasn't me." Jo glared at the rat's boat as it passed them.

"Nice one, Scott!" The giant girl cheered with her fellow skiers.

"Yeah, whoo…" The scheming farmer scowled, "Stupid gun. That shot should have been way off."

"So cold…" Lightning mumbled in his sleep as he fall down, pulling the handle back in process and the rat's boat slow down.

"Ha!" The jockette fired the gull at one of the bells and it rings the bell.

"UGH!" Sugar pushed the sport jock off the seat before she speed it up again, "I'm not gonna lose my screen time!"

"We're gonna carry this slacker with us." Eva tossed the sport jock on her shoulder and Jasmine gives her a nod.

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"Look!" Zoey gasped as her teammates glanced behind to see that the two girls were skiing on top of the jock, "The rats are back in the race!"

"Not for long…" Jo attempted to fired her gun but it jammed, "What?! That thing's jammed!" She bang her fist on the machine gun before it explode right in her face, distracting the worrying indie girl from her driving and the maggot's boat just crash into the boulder.

"All right, we're winning!" Jasmine cheered as she pointed at the last bell, "There's the last one!"

'Dammit.' Scott scowled before he glances at the chubby farmer with a cruel smirk and he fire the gull at her back, knocking Sugar out.

"That taste like that weird yummy meat I stole from this mangy raccoon…" Sugar passed out on the steering wheel and it also crashed into another rock.

"Time to take one for the team, string bean!" Jo threw the unconscious bubble boy at the last bell and Cameron ring the last bell before the mine blow up, launching him away to the dock.

"Mutant Maggots win!" Chef laughed at the groaning bubble boy.

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**(Beach)**

"Nice work, buddy." Mike smiled at the bandaged bubble boy and he gave him a thumb up as the intern loaded him into the ambulance.

"You really came through for us, bean string." The jockette nodded.

"We'll visit you when we get a chance." Sadie waved.

"UGH!" The bodybuilder stomped away as she snatched her workout bag up, "Why do our team suck so bad?!" She never noticed that several items fall out of her bag and some campers pick them up to see that it was their missing items before the rat team look at Eva's back. They all never notice the sly smirk on the scheming farmer as he pocketed his shark tooth.

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**(Campfire)**

"The voting result is now in." Chef tossed the marshmallows out, "The safe campers are Sam, Jasmine, Sugar, Dave, Tyler, Sky, Scott, Samey…" He glanced at Lightning and Eva, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The sport jock gulped.

"…" The bodybuilder crossed her arms.

"…Lightning!"

"Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.

"WHAT?!" Eva stood up with raised fist as she scowled at her former team, "YOU VOTE FOR ME?! WHY I GOTTA…" The Rats were saved by the cooker as he tossed the angry bodybuilder into the catapult and it hurled her away from the island.

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**(Restroom)**

Samey carry her bath supplies as she walk toward the restroom and she open the door before she accidently run into someone, falling down together with a loud thud. "Oh, I'm sorry…" Samey sat up with a groan before she froze up as the good cheerleader stare into Tyler's eyes, "Tyler? O-O-Oh, I'm sorry! I wasn't looking…"

"N-N-No, it was my fault." Tyler rubbed his sore forehead before someone open the door and they both look at the door to see the redhead with towel in his hands. He was staring at them with a embarrassingly blush and they both realized that they were in a compromising position.

"…"

"…"

"…I'm sorry for interrupting your intimate moment, dattebayo." Naruto bowed at them with red face before he walks away from them with a raised hand, "You should lock the door next time…I'll be off then, dattebayo."

"NO, WAIT!" Samey and Tyler stood up with red faces as they chased the redhead, "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOK LIKE!" The clumsy jock tripped on a piece of branch and he knocks the redhead away into someone else.

"Oh, I'm sorry, bro!" The clumsy jock gulped nervously.

"I-It's okay…" The redhead rubbed his head before he blink at something soft and he slowly glance up to see the evil cheerleader, her eyebrow was twitching uncontrollably. It turns out that when the redhead falls down with Amy, he accidently groped her ass. "Um…Gomen?"

"Y-Y-You…" Amy suddenly punched him in cheek before she start to beat him up, "JERK! PERVERT! ASSHOLE!"

"A-Amy, it was an accident!" The good sister tried to calm her twin down with Tyler's help.

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**(Woods)**

The teams stand in front of their cooker and Chef clearing his throat loudly to catch some distracting campers' attention. "Today's challenge is very simple and sweet…" Chef gestured at the nets and ropes on a table, "Hunt and bag the animal!"

"Animal?" Dave paled, "But they are dir…"

"Each team will have their own net and ropes to tied your target up so it won't escape." The cooker ignored the Indian boy as he explained the challenge, "First team to bring this animal back to me will win this challenge."

"Can it be any kind of animals?" Jasmine raised her hand as she glanced at her team, "I'm pretty good at trapping the animals, mutant or not."

"You guys are hunting the same certain animal." Chef smirked darkly as the campers gulped nervously, "If you find a collar on this animal, that's the right one and if it don't then keep looking…You can start your hunting now and try your best to stay alive!" He laughed evilly, "Because you all will piss your pants wet as soon as you find this animal!" The campers slowly step back away from the laughing cooker.

"I'm scared now." Sadie gulped worriedly.

"You're not only one…" Sky agreed.

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**(Mutant Maggots)**

"Maggots, let's spilt up in two groups." Jo glanced at her team as they stand in the middle of the clearing, "Noah, Topher, Dawn, Scarlett and Amy will go with Naruto. The rest of you come with me."

"What?!" Amy snarled, "You have to switch me with someone else! I am so not going with this no-good pervert!"

"It was an accident, dattebayo." Naruto slumped with a pout and some maggots shook their heads as Jo's group walked away from the fuming cheerleader.

"Well, let's go and find the mysterious animal." Scarlett walked into the forest, followed by her teammates.

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**(Confessional)**

"I wonder if it's normal or mutated animal." Noah mumbled under his breath.

_***Static***_

"It would totally rock if it's a mutated animal!" Topher grinned widely, "Think of all the rating this show can get."

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**(Toxic Rats)**

Scott's eyebrow twitch several times as he walk through the forest with two of his teammates after the team split up to cover the ground and this person kept ranting on about her screen time. "I'm so bummer that I didn't bring my cutest swimsuit that won me the pageant." Sugar said, "But it's good thing that I have my pageant shoes with me…" She paused as they kept walking, "Oh, that's right, I'm pretty good at catch the animals and cook them…I hope it's a yummy raccoon!"

"Stop talking, stop talking!" Lightning covered his ears, why does that girl kept talking about pageant contests and all these stuff for hours?!

'She's next to go.' The scheming farmer gritted his teeth and something rustled in the bush right next to the group as they glanced at each other.

"…CHARGE!" The sport jock ran to the bush with his group before they skid on their feet as soon as Fang pop up from the bush with a cruel smirk and the creature crack his knuckles.

"…RUN!" Scott screamed as his teammates ran off with him, followed by the mutant shark.

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**(Sky's Group)**

"Jasmine, am I doing it right?" The aspiring Olympian asked after she finished set up a trap.

"Let me check…" Jasmine looked it over for a while as she checked each details, "Yeah, you did good. It's not bad."

"Great." Sky brushed the dirt off her pant before she glance around, "Um…Where's Dave?"

"I dunno." The giant girl shrugged.

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**(Dave)**

"What can I say?" The Indian boy tapped his chin as he tried to come up with a method to confess to his crush, "…Sky, you're the only normal one on this island fill of insane people and that's why I like…No, it don't sound right…" There was a rustling in the bush as Dave jump with faster heartbeat before a large shadow casting over him and the phobia-prone boy turn around to see something that make him wet his own pant out of fear. The shadow move away from the Indian boy and he just stand there for a while before Dave give out a loudest bloodcurdling scream as he faint on his back.

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**(Tyler's Group)**

"What was that?" The clumsy jock gulped nervously.

"Beat me." Sam shrugged, "I think it must be one of these mutant animal's cry…"

"Shall we check it out?" Samey asked and the boys were about to say something before they feel the ground shaking under their feet, followed by a passing shadow as the group drops their jaws.

"…"

"…"

"…Was that a…" The gamer muttered with widened eyes and his teammates nodded their heads mutely, Tyler and the good cheerleader never notice that they were holding each other.

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**(Jo's Group)**

"Back in my day, we don't need any nets or rope to hogtie a damn animal!" Chester grumbled as he rubbed his back, "We just dig a hole like some decent folks!"

"Mike, cut that old man routine out!" Jo stretched the net across the branch.

"I ain't Mike, little missy!" The unpredictable boy shook his fist, "I'm Chester, get it right!"

"Mi…Um…" Cameron glanced at Chester, "Chester, can you help me over there?"

"You damn whippersnappers are too weird!" Chester rambled on about how they do it in old days and the group rolled their eyes at him.

"He's little weird if you ask me." Sadie whispered to Zoey and the indie girl just shrugged.

"Nah, I think it's cute and funny." Anne Maria replied as soon as she overheard it.

"Because you're a couple." Zoey smiled.

"Hmm, not technically." The Jersey girl poked her cheek in deep thought, "I'm still waiting for him to ask me out."

"…I think they're doing wrong with order of the relationship." The indie girl whispered.

"Almost everyone always do it wrong way anyway." The jockette grunted before she notice a fleeing shadow, "What was that?"

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**(Scarlett's Group)**

"Take two more steps to your left." The scientist adjusted her glasses as the host wannabe followed her direction, "And…Perfect. Now we shall wait a bit while before we move again."

"…Why am I a bait again?!" Topher threw his arms up as he stand in the middle of net trap, "Why can't Naruto do it?!"

"Because I send him to looking for Amy." Scarlett wiped her glasses, the evil cheerleader ditched them just few minutes ago because she don't want to be around the redhead.

"I hope Amy remember that he's mine." Dawn nodded slightly.

"You mean Heather's, right?" Noah deadpanned.

"Indeed…" The petite girl nodded and the bookworm just facepalmed.

* * *

**(Amy)**

"Lousy no-good pervert…" The evil twin stomped across the field, "Lousy fucking island, stupid Samey…ARGH!" She threw her hands up before she notice a mutant squirrel in front of her as the creature staring at her, "What the fuck are you looking at?!" Amy was about to kick the creature, only to run away from the laser from the angry squirrel. It wasn't long enough until she run into someone and they fall down together as the person accidentally gropes her breasts, also kiss her in process during their fall. The evil cheerleader quickly jumps away from the person and she gives him a deadly glare as she covers her chest. "…Naruto…"

"…"

"…"

"…Gomen!" Naruto gulped as he scratched his head, "It was really an accident, dattebayo."

"First, you ruin my plans with Samey then you grope my ass…" Amy growled with a twitching eyebrow, "And now you just grope my breasts and took my first kiss…YOU BASTARD!" She kicked him in face before she start to beat him up around, "PERVERT! ASSHOLE! JERK! YOU BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!"

"I'll take it!" The redhead screamed out, "I'll take it, I'll take the responsibility, dattebayo!"

"Good!" The evil cheerleader released the redhead with a glare, "Now why are you following me, jerk?"

"Scarlett send me to bring you back, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head as a large shadow slowly creeping up on them and Amy suddenly grab the redhead's arm with a widened eyes. The redhead glance at the creature and it was a giant tiger that stand at 13 feet tall, he can see that it have a red collar. "…TORA-CHAN!" The tiger licked the laughing redhead as Amy slowly turns her widened eyes to the redhead in disbelief, "You really grow up well, dattebayo!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS DAMN ISLAND?!" Amy threw her hands up.

"Oh, what if she's the animal that Chef wants us to bring back?" The redhead scratched Tora's chin, causing her to purr loudly.

"Just go and get this damn challenge over!" The evil cheerleader huffed before she give him a deadly glare, "And don't think it's over between us!"

"…I'm in big trouble, am I?" Naruto asked and the tiger just give him another lick.

* * *

"Yeah, that's the right one." Chef nodded as soon as Naruto lead the giant tiger back with his team, "Mutant Maggot wins the challenge!"

"Um…" Tyler glanced at the creature, "How does she get this big?"

"She got mutated by the chemical waste by accident." The cooker just shrugged, "She's lucky because all it does was just making her bigger than your average tiger."

"Well, off to the elimination ceremony." Scott muttered, hiding his smirk.

"Huh?" Chef raised his eyebrow, "What are you talking about? It's a reward challenge."

"WHAT?!" Almost everyone cried out.

"You heard me, it's a reward challenge." The cooker cleared his throat, "Mutant Maggots win a hot tub party!" The said team cheered, "Enjoy the party but don't stay up too late because we're gonna have a challenge tomorrow."

"Say, can I keep Tora-chan?" Naruto asked.

"No." Chef deadpanned and the redhead pouted with Tora.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

The next morning, the campers rubbing their eyes after the cooker woke them up with ear-shattering horn and they all stop in front of Chef. "Today we will have two separate challenges…" The cooker announced.

"What do you mean by that?" Sadie asked bit confusingly.

"There will be two different challenges and both of them are elimination challenges." Chef smirked at the gasping campers, "That's right, one team may will lose two players in one day or not."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Excellent…" Scott rubbed his hands with a evil grin, "If everything went well, Sugar will be the first one to go and I don't care who come next because…" The scheming farmer shivered, "Dude, she's so gross and annoying to me! I just saw her eating a mutant spider, a fucking living spider! All just because she wants to know what it tastes like! UGH!"

* * *

**(Beach)**

"Your morning challenge is…" The cooker gestured at the large roped area with two colored platform, "Totem Hunting! In this roped area, there are seven pieces of team's totem buried in the sand and you have to find them by digging around. If you find all of seven pieces that are in your team's color, bring them to your team's platform and arrange them in order. First team that set their totem up in correct order wins."

"If we find one of their totem, do we hide it or give it to them?" Jasmine jabbed her thumb at Mutant Maggots.

"It's up to you and..." Chef grunted as he fired the gun in air, "DIG!"

"How deep do we have to dig?" Cameron asked with a raised index finger.

"DIG!" The cooker roared in the bubble boy's face, causing the screaming boy to run toward the roped area.

* * *

"I found one!" Sky dug a green totem piece out after ten minutes of search and she quickly carry it to her platform. Jo was digging the sand before she notice something and she release an angry growling.

"Topher, quit slacking around and help us here!" Jo narrowed her eyes at the host wannabe.

"Don't worry, I'll get to it…" Topher glanced at the sunbathing cooker as the host wannabe walked toward him, "After I ask him one thing."

"Hey, come back here…" The jockette stomped her foot angrily, "Ooh, he is so gonna get it."

"Got it." Jo glanced over her shoulder to see that it was Noah as he pulled a red totem piece out and she notice that Dawn also found another red piece.

Chef was having a good time under the sun until someone block him from the sun, "Move, you're blocking the sun."

"Hey, Chef, have you wonder about giving your host position to someone else?" The host wannabe said with a cheesy smile before the cooker grab his neck.

"I said move your damn ass out of the way!" The cooker threw the screaming host wannabe back to the roped area, "Stupid fucking punk." He mumbled under his breath.

* * *

After a while, the rats and maggots both only have three pieces left and it was very difficult for them since they can't find anything for twenty minutes. "All right, I find…" Topher raised a green totem piece, "Oh, never mind." He just tossed it over his shoulder, never notice that it just hit the clumsy jock in the head as he falls down with a painful grunt.

"Tyler, are you okay?" Samey asked worriedly.

"Y-Y-Yes…" Tyler pulled his head out of the sand as the good twin picked up the tossed piece and they both notice something under the clumsy jock. The jock pulls it out, revealing to be another green totem piece. "How lucky is that?!" Tyler cheered as he pulled the blushing cheerleader in hug, "WHOO-HOOOoooo…" The jock just realized what he just did and they quickly separate from each other as they fidgeted with their totem pieces.

"…We should get them to the platform." The good cheerleader said quickly and the red-faced jock nodded at her.

"TOPHER!" Jo roared angrily as she chased the screaming host wannabe with a shovel after she just witnessed his action, "COME BACK HERE!"

"Have no fear, little missy." The jockette turned her head to Mike as she raised her eyebrow at a baseball hat on his head, "Find objects is my specialty and it'll be a snap." The unpredictable boy poked his finger in the sand before he lick his sand-coated finger, "Hmm, it's right here!"

"Mike, lick sand don't help you find…" Noah stopped in midsentence as Mike dug a red totem piece out, "…The fuck?"

"Heh, I'm Manitoba, not Mike." Manitoba smirked as he tossed the piece to the redhead before he glance at the maggot girls, "Why don't you just take a break and let us men do the real work."

"WHAT?!" The girls scowled at Manitoba as Amy and Jo stomped toward the smirking unpredictable boy to give him a piece of their mind but a shouting stop them in a track.

"SHA-BAM!" Lightning held the final green totem up in air as he ran over to the platform with his team, "Lightning gets the last one! Hut! Hike!"

"We gotta hurry!" Zoey gasped with a new red piece in her hands.

"I found the last one, dattebayo!" Naruto ran off with his team, "Go, go, go!"

* * *

Ten minutes went by and no one have arranged their totem in right order since Chef just told them that the platform will lit up as soon as they set the totem pole up correctly. "Chef, can you give us a hint?" Scarlett asked.

"Fuck no." Chef chuckled evilly and the scientist glares at him.

"Let me try…" Sam moved the pieces around, "I'm pretty good at puzzle games and I think I played this one before on an old game…" As soon as he placed the final piece on top, the platform lit up and the Toxic Rat cheered together as Scott hide his scowl from everyone.

"Toxic Rat wins the challenge!" The cooker announced as he pointed at the Maggots, "Maggots, go straight to the campfire right now for your elimination ceremony."

"I guess our luck just ran out…" Topher said before Jo smashes her shovel on his head, sending him to dreamland.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Did Manitoba come out?" Mike groaned into his hands, "Oh, man…I hope he don't make any sexist comments again…The last time he did, my body was so sore for a week!"

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Dawn, Sadie, Jo, Noah, Scarlett, Naruto, Zoey, Cameron and Amy have got their marshmallow and they are safe for now." Chef glanced at Mike and Topher, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The host wannabe just brushed his hair uncaringly.

"…" The unpredictable boy sweated with several twitches.

"…Mike!"

"Well, it's time for me to take over as your new host…" Topher said with a smug smirk before Chef smashes his frying pan on him, knocking him out and the cooker tossed the host wannabe in the catapult as it launch him away from the island.

The cooker turns around to the campers, "Now you have one hour to rest before the next challenge."

"I'm going to sleep." Noah muttered as he walked away, he was still tired since he stay up too late and the digging challenge was too tiring for him.

* * *

**(Maggot's Cabin)**

Zoey notice something on the floor and she picks it up to see that it was a picture of someone. "Is that…" The indie girl was about to finish her sentence but…

"GIVE ME THAT!" Jo snatched it out of her hands.

"That's your?" Zoey asked, "Why do you have his picture…" She notice a dark blush on the jockette's face, "…Oh…OH! You like…"

"YOU TELL THAT TO ANYONE AND I'LL KILL YOU!" The jockette shook the indie girl, "GOT IT?"

"Y-Y-Yes…" The indie girl nodded dizzily and Jo stomp away from her as the red-haired girl blinked rapidly. "…I didn't know that she have a crush on him." She muttered to herself with widened eyes.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

"Get your jersey jackets and put them on." Chef grunted as the interns passed the jackets out to the campers, "Our afternoon challenge is…"

"A nametag ripping challenge?" Zoey asked excitingly.

"Kinda." The cooker shrugged his shoulders, "What we're gonna do is…Bell Hide-And-Seek!"

"A what?" Almost everyone said in unison.

"Since Toxic Rats won the morning challenge, they will be the seekers." Chef tossed a bag of bells to the rats, "I want you to attach a bell to your shoes while I'll explain the rules of the challenge. The seeker's task is to rip the nametags off the hiders that they are hunting and the hider's task is to survive as they hide from the seeker within time limit. The reason why the seekers are wearing bells is because it is a warning to the hiders that they are coming…That and it will mess with the hider's minds. Maggots, you have ten minutes head start before we start the challenge. The time limit is two hours and…HIDE!" The maggots quickly ran away from the group in random directions.

* * *

**(Cameron)**

It has been ten minutes since their challenge has started and the bubble boy can't find any place to hide out until he spots a cave. He quickly enter the cave and Cameron almost yelp when he saw Scarlett around the corner near the opening. "Hello, Cameron." The scientist adjusted her glass with a smile.

"H-Hi…" Cameron rubbed his head, "I guess I'm going to find another place…"

"There's no need for you to go looking around." Scarlett patted the spot next to her, "It's better to stick together until we have to split up."

"Oh, thank." The bubble boy sat down and he start to fidget around as the scientist glance at him several times until he notices her glance. "Um…What is it?"

"I've been curious about you for a while." The scientist replied, "You're very weak and easy to give in but you manage to make it so far with your intelligence and luck…Somehow you're fascinating."

"…Thank…" Cameron fidgeted nervously, "I think?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Actually, I'm thinking of get him in an alliance with me." Scarlett crossed her arms, "It's because I'm more attracting to high-intell…Eh, I mean it's good idea to have some allies to help you out."

* * *

**(Sadie)**

The screaming chubby girl run for her life as Jasmine chase her through the forest before the Australian girl tackle her down and the giant girl tore Sadie's nametag off. "Sorry, Sadie."

"_Sadie out! Sadie out!"_

"That totally suck." Sadie sighed tiredly.

* * *

**(Sky)**

The Cree girl checked the cabins to see if someone was hiding and she release a deep sigh, the island was too big and they barely find any hiders for about twenty-five minutes. "Hey, Sky, are you busy right now?" The said girl groaned silently as Dave showed up in front of her, "No? Good because I want to tell you…"

"_Noah out! Noah out!"_

"I wonder who got him out." Sky glanced up at the loudspeaker, it turn out that it was the sport jock that got the bookworm out with the clumsy jock's help.

"Um…" The phobia-prone boy attempted to come up with something to get her attention, "What are you planning to do after this show?"

"Well, my older sister is gonna train me in gymnastic after that show and I can't wait for it because she almost made it on an Olympic team." The aspiring Olympian smiled before she frown as soon as she heard the Indian boy's laughter, "What's so funny?"

"Oh, nothing…" Dave wiped his tear away, "It's just that I think it's pretty fun that the Olympic have a girly gymnastic and everyone know that it's not a sport…"

"What?!" Sky gave him a deadly glare before she stomp away from the confusing Indian boy.

"Was it something I said?" The phobia-prone boy asked before he follows the angry Cree girl as he tried to get her to talk again.

* * *

**(Scott)**

The scheming farmer scowled at his bad luck, it has been one hour and the seekers have eliminated Anne Maria, Mike, Cameron, Amy and Scarlett. Each time he found them by accident, he let them go on purpose but they kept ran into his teammates and Jasmine was the one that almost eliminate everyone beside Lightning and Sky…Well, Anne Maria and Mike were distracted by their make-out session and Scott never understand why Mike always make out with the Jersey girl shirtless.

"_Jo out! Dawn out!"_

"Oh great!" Scott groaned, he later found out that it was Sugar and Sky that took Dawn and Jo out.

* * *

**(Samey)**

The good cheerleader was having a difficult time because she has been wrestling with Zoey for a good fifteen minutes, trying to rip her nametag off and they were both exhausted from running around for ten minutes. They released their grips as the indie girl slipped on her feet, giving Samey a chance to take hold of Zoey's nametag and with a yank, she tore it off.

"_Zoey out! Zoey out!"_

"I…" Zoey panted on her back, "Don't…Know that…It was…So tiring!"

"Yes…" Samey panted heavily, "Me…Too."

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"Well, well, four on one is kinda unfair, dattebayo." The redhead glanced around with a grin as Sky, Lightning, Jasmine, and Sam surrounding him.

"Sorry but it's common knowledge that you always win in these kind of challenges." Sky replied with a smirk, "NOW!" Everyone quickly pounce on the redhead and he evading everyone's moves for a while until the giant girl sweep his legs out from behind, Lightning lock his right arm in an arm bar. Before Naruto can react to the arm bar, the aspiring Olympian hold his left arm back as she wrapped her legs around his waist and Jasmine lift his body up, allow Sam to rip his nametag off.

"_Naruto out! Toxic Rat is the winner! Mutant Maggots, please go to the campfire right away for your elimination ceremony!"_

"So close, dattebayo." Naruto sighed, it turned out that there was one minute remaining left on the clock but he didn't expect that some rats would gang up on him.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Okay, I got the results and the following campers are safe…" Chef tossed the marshmallows out to the lucky campers, "Jo, Cameron, Zoey, Mike, Noah, Scarlett, Anne Maria, Amy, Dawn." He glanced at Naruto and Sadie, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The redhead hopes it was him because he wants to go home to see his daughter.

"…" The chubby girl squirmed in her seat nervously.

"…Sadie!" Everyone, even the Toxic Rats on the benches, gasped in shock and they all never notice a dark smirk on the scheming farmer.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I just rigged the voting box before Chef gets his hands on it." Scott filed his nails with the shark fang, "If I don't take him out right away, he may will ruin my plans and I know that Naruto will surviving all the way after the merge many time so it's better to take him out soon…" He glanced around for a while, "…That and I felt bad that he has been away from his daughter because he kept talking about how great his little girl is. To me, that's a good deed."

* * *

"Ma-chan, daddy's coming home!" Naruto ran off with a wide toothy grin, only to run into the cooker's still clothline.

"You're not going home, brat." The cooker grunted, "Since you're out of the game and you have some experience in host gig before…You're the host now."

"Say what?!" The redhead dropped his jaws with the campers.

"You heard me." Chef crossed his arms, "I'm fine with short-term hosting but long-term? You're out of your mind!"

"Can I refuse?" Naruto pouted.

"Nope, it's in the contact." The cooker held a contact up, "It said right here that in case if Chris or I am not up to it, Naruto will be the host until further notice."

"…That mean I can't see…" The redhead gasped in horror as he dropped on his knees and the campers glanced at each other.

"That's right, you're gonna stick around." Chef smirked as the interns dragged the sobbing redhead away, "Get your stuff and move them to the trailer!"

"MA-CHAN!" Naruto wailed.

* * *

**(Naruto's Trailer)**

"Do you understand everything so far now?" The cooker asked after his lengthy explanation.

"Hai." The redhead nodded as he stared at the clipboard, "Say, is it cool if I can change some challenges?"

"Yeah, it's up to you since you're in the charge now." Chef shrugged as he left the trailer and the new host takes a glance at the clock before he turn the laptop on. He click on an icon and there was a dinging sound as the webcam lit up, the redhead smile as soon as he see Gwen with their daughter. He just called the goth girl early right after the elimination ceremony and he want to see Maeve since he really miss her a lot.

"Say hello to your daddy, Maeve." Gwen smiled as Maeve squealed happily, "So you're the new host now, huh?"

"Hai, I was forced to do it." Naruto pouted before he suddenly rubbing his cheek on the laptop's screen as the goth girl rolls her eyes, "Daddy should have read the contact before he signed it, dattebayo! Ma-chan! Daddy is so sad!"

"Yeah, I told you to read the contact before." The goth girl giggled as the baby played with her mother's fingers, "But at least, you can use your laptop to spend some time with me…Eh, I mean with Maeve."

"That's true." The redhead chuckled as he watched his daughter and Maeve wave her stretching arms out to him with a joyful smile.

"D-D-Dada!"

"…Wait, did she just…" Gwen widened her eyes at Maeve.

"I think she did." Naruto said joyfully, "Can you say it again?"

"Dada, nya!" Maeve clapped her hands.

"…"

"…"

"…Naruto, is verbal tic inherited?" The goth girl asked.

"…Maybe?" The redhead scratched his head with a sheepish grin and they stay on the webcam for a few hours before Naruto turn the laptop off after saying his goodbye to Gwen and Maeve. "…MA-CHAN'S FIRST WORD IS DADA!" Naruto ran out of the trailer with a wide grin.

"SHUT UP, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" Jo shouted from her cabin.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

It has been three days since Naruto become a new host by force, the campers were eating their breakfast and make a small talk before the loudspeaker squeak. "Attention, campers!" Naruto's voice echoed, "Meet me at the stage for your challenge, dattebayo. Don't be late or you'll regret it."

"I think it's good thing that Naruto's our host." Tyler walked out with the campers, "I'm pretty sure that the challenges won't be bad since Chris and Chef are not in charge now."

"Totally." Sadie nodded with a wide smile.

"I won't be sure about that." Dawn said.

* * *

**(Stage)**

"…N-N-Naruto, what's with the collars?" The paled clumsy jock stuttered and he glances at the campers as he fidgeted with the collar on his neck.

"Well…" Naruto rubbed his head with a sheepish grin, "Chef told me that I have to be 'evil' and 'cold' to everyone during the challenges, dattebayo."

"…How evil?" Cameron asked nervously.

"Enough that you will be electrified by the collar for fifteen seconds, dattebayo." The redhead replied as the gaping campers stared at him with widened eyes, "Okay, your today's challenge is…Shocking Truth, Dare or Mini-Challenge!"

"Ain't dare and challenge same thing?" Anne Maria asked.

"The rules are very simple, dattebayo." Naruto gestured at the large screen as he ignored the Jersey girl's question, "This screen will randomly chose a camper along with choices…" The teams can see their pictures as it shuffled around with flashing colored background, "Blue for truth, red for dare and orange for mini-challenge, dattebayo. The mini-challenge will pair you against your opponent from another team and the result doesn't matter as long as you do it. If you lie, failed to do the dare, or refuse the mini-challenge, your whole team will get a shock and a strike." He gestured at five black boxes, "First team to get five strikes loses the challenge, dattebayo."

"Will the choices be hard or easy?" The petite girl asked from her team's bench.

"You'll find out soon because…" The redhead grinned, "It's showtime, dattebayo! Let's start with Toxic Rats." The screen flashed for a while before it stops on Sky with orange background, "Your mini-challenge is arm-wrestle match with Jo, dattebayo."

"I'll take it." Sky walked to the table as Jo stretched her arms out before they both start their match and it went on for a while until the jockette smash the Cree girl's hand down. The rats brace themselves for their first shock but it never come and they glance at the redhead.

"I did say the result didn't matter as long as the chosen camper takes it, dattebayo." Naruto smirked and the screen stopped on Noah with blue background.

"Oh joy." The bookworm deadpanned.

"Here's the question…" The host glanced at his clipboard, "Who's your first love?" The bookworm widened his eyes as he straightened his back up and his eyes slowly glance at the camera.

"…Jodi." Noah muttered quietly, "Jodi Young."

"Ooh, I wonder if she's watching this show, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as the bookworm glared at him and the redhead check the screen, "Sugar just landed on a dare."

"Ooh, what do I have to do?" Sugar clapped her hands before Chef walks up to her with a tarantula on a plate, "Oh, I love tarantula!" She suddenly toss the tarantula into her mouth and the campers' faces turn green as she chew it before she swallow it down.

"…I was gonna dare you to pet this tarantula, dattebayo." The widened-eyed redhead muttered.

"You killed this poor little one." Dawn glared at the chubby farmer.

"Oh, all I have to do is pet it?" The chubby farmer rubbed her stomach with a smile, "Do that count?"

"No." Naruto said flatly as the Toxic Rats screamed out in pain, "The rats get first strike, dattebayo. Let's see if the maggots will get their first strike or not." He glanced at the screen to see that it was the chubby girl with red background, "Sadie, your dare…Don't throw up after chug two-day old milkshake."

"Eww…" Sadie grimaced as Chef gave her the blender and she stare at it for a while before she chug it all up.

"I can't watch that…" The bubble boy covered his eyes with Dave.

"Me too…" The petite girl nodded with closed eyes and it wasn't long enough until the chubby girl throw up, earning Maggots their first strike as the team screaming out from the shock.

* * *

Fang was chasing Scott and Amy and the mutant shark swing his axe around with a maniacal grin as they duck under his swings.

* * *

Chef shove a spoonful of fried mutant grasshoppers at Scarlett and the scientist open her mouth with a shiver.

* * *

Dave give out a bloodcurdling scream as he run across the woods, following by a legion of mutant squirrels.

* * *

Jo was fighting a four-armed mutant bear and the creature leaped over her as it hit her with an alligator-like tail.

* * *

Jasmine and Dawn was having a staring contest, right over the waterfall with several snarling mutant alligators.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I regret that I rigged the voting…" Scott panted on the floor.

_***Static***_

"Am I in some twisted nightmare?" Mike rocked in fetus position, "If it is, please wake me up!"

_***Static***_

Fang sharpened his axe with a toothy grin.

* * *

"The maggots and rats are tied with three strikes, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at the panting campers after a long series of truths, dares, and mini-challenges.

"…Naruto…" Noah raised his shakily finger at the smirking redhead, "You're pure…Evil like…Your father."

"Thank!" The redhead chuckled, "Whose turn was it? Oh yeah, Toxic Rat!"

"No, no, it's their turn!" Lightning pointed at the maggots as he attempted to shift the turn to them, "Really!"

"Nice try, Lightning, dattebayo." Naruto smirked evilly as the screen stopped on joker card with red background, "Ooh, Toxic Rats get a wild card on the dare choice!"

"What's wild card?" Jasmine asked, "You never said anything about that."

"Might slip my mind, dattebayo." The redhead replied and some campers were unsure if he did it on purpose or not. "If one of the team happens to land on wild card, the entire team will do it together no matter what the choice land on, dattebayo."

"Um…" Sam raised his arm, "If one of us fails, are we still safe until the last one drop out?"

"Nope, if one of you fail, the whole team get a strike and a good shock." Naruto said before he clear his throat, "Your dare…" He gestured at the screen with starry expression as it showed a picture of Maeve in fox costume, "Each one of you have to make a compliment about Ma-chan!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…You gotta kidding me." The bookworm deadpanned.

"Ah, I'm jealous of them." Dawn glanced at the picture as the bookworm facepalmed, "I want to make a compliment."

"Tick-Tock." The redhead raised a remote up with a smile, "You better say something or you'll get a strike right away."

"I love her costume." Samey said quickly, "It makes her cuter than before!"

"Pass." The host grinned.

"Her hair, it's really pretty like…" The gamer attempted to come up with something, "Like a ruby, a rare item in one of the rarest video game!"

Naruto humming for a while, "Odd…But you pass."

"When I look at her, I really want to pinch her cheeks because she's so cute." Jasmine said and she never notices some rat's groaning, they want to use that compliment.

"Pass."

"She's so cute that you can't even come up with some words to say how cute she is." Tyler sweated heavily.

"I can live with that, dattebayo." The host nodded his head, "Pass."

"Her smile is so brightly that you can't help but smile when you see her." Sky smiled.

"Pass."

"Pfft, she's not cute like me." Sugar waved her hand with a snort as the campers gasped in horror, "If she was in pageant, she'll lose to me because I'm the…" The shock cut her off as she screams out with her team and the collar stop electrified them for now.

"Oh, interns, can you turn the rats' collar, minus Sugar, off for a while?" Naruto asked with a twitching eyebrow and the interns gave him a thumb-up before the redhead shock the screaming chubby farmer several times. "Okay, turn them back on, dattebayo." The chubby farmer coughed some smoke out, "One more strike and the rats will be out. Let's see who will take it for the maggots?"

"Oh boy…" Zoey gulped as her picture land on blue screen, "What's my question?"

"What's your worst fear on the island?" The redhead asked and everyone glanced at her.

"Um…" The indie girl fidgeted with her hands, "Getting voted off by a jock because I really can't stand most of them."

"Even me?" The clumsy jock asked, he was curious because he don't want anyone to hate him.

"Nah, you're one of few jocks that I'm okay with." Zoey replied.

"Let's see if the rats can hold out one more time, dattebayo." Naruto spoke as the screen land on the chubby farmer with blue background, "Sugar, here's a question that I got from tou-san after he did a lot of background check, dattebayo…"

"Wait, he checks our background?" Amy scowled.

"Hai, he did so we don't have another incident like World Tour." The host said as some campers nodded at the reason, "Anyway, Sugar, your question…Have you ever cheated your way up and also sabotaged your rivals in the pageant?"

"You better answer that question honestly or we'll lose the game." The giant girl whispered to the chubby farmer nervously.

"Why, I'm offended." Sugar crossed her arms with her nose up in air, "It's all lie! I did not cheat or sabotage my enemies in the pageant…" Her team screamed out before they all fall on their back as the campers' collars come off with a click and the maggots cheered with each other.

"Ooh, I think some certain people just got really pissed off after they watch this episode, dattebayo." The redhead glanced at the camera.

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**(Campfire)**

"I think I'm not gonna to repeat things that you all already know about, right?" Naruto asked as the rats nodded with crossed arms, "Okay, I got the result and if you get the marshmallow, that mean you're safe for now, dattebayo. The following campers are safe…Jasmine, Samey, Sky, Tyler, Scott, Lightning and Sam." He glanced at Sugar and Dave, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The Indian boy swallowed his Adam's apple.

"…" The chubby farmer gave the phobia-prone boy an arrogant smirk.

"…Dave!"

"NO!" Sugar gasped as the cooker carried her on his shoulder, "You're gonna lose a lot of viewers if you kick me out! Everyone is watching this show because I'm very sexy that they really love me!"

"Sexy, my ass." Chef mumbled under his breath as he launched the screaming chubby farmer from the catapult and he swears that Sugar said something about wizard.

"Finally…" Scott sighed loudly and almost everyone on his team agreed with him.

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**(Bathroom)**

Several days went by, the girls were freshening up and some of them were just waiting for their turn to take the showers. They all didn't know that some boys were outside, squirming in one place while they cursing for the redhead after they found out that he have his own bathroom in the trailer. "Nice hair." Anne Maria glanced at the indie girl as the red-haired girl placed a flower on her hair, "Looks like Princess Leah lost a scissor fight."

"Actually, it's more like Queen Amidala." Zoey muttered.

"Who?" The Jersey girl sprayed her hair, causing everyone to coughing out.

"I will never understand why some girls focus on their hair so much." Jasmine coughed quietly.

"I assume that it must be one of these fads or something to help them to attract a mate." Scarlett shrugged, she never notice an odd stare from the giant girl.

"Samey, you may take the shower now." Dawn walked out of the shower stall with pajama shirt and towel in her hands.

"Thank." Samey smiled at the petite girl, she tried to take another stall early but her sister just took it by force and the petite girl told everyone that the good sister will take the shower after her.

"I'm really nervous about next challenge." Sadie whimpered, "What if it's really bad like the last one? I don't know that Naruto can be so evil."

"He said that he have no choice, remember?" Sky glanced at the whimpering chubby girl as the girls nodded, "I have a good feeling that the next challenge must be tame since we did some dangerous challenges."

"Yeah, she's right." Jo grunted, "In last several seasons, we usually get an easy challenge after a lot of difficult challenges."

"Ah, I never notice it until now." The petite girl brushed her teeth with poker face.

"…I just notice that you never make any expressions at all." The chubby girl said with widened eyes and the petite girl just tilted her head as some campers rolled their eyes.

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**(Rat's Cabin)**

"Maggots are so going down!" Tyler cheered with his roommates as the clumsy jock held his hand out, "We are Team Rats!"

"Team Rats!" Most of the boys placed their hands on top of Tyler's hand before they notice a large bump on the gamer's hands, "Yikes!"

"What's with the circus thumb?" Scott quickly pulled his hand away from the group and he was not only one.

"Oh, this thing?" Sam glanced at his thumb with a smile, "That's ten years of gaming right there."

"Video games?" Lightning scoffed, "Listen, champ, we are men. You are a smelly ball of dough with ears."

"Smelly?" The gamer glared at the sport jock, "Hey, gamers are athletes, too! We've got keen hand-eye coordination, cat-like reflexes. Watch!" He turned to the mouse traps that Dave set up on the first day, "Come to papa, cheesey. And…" Same snatched the cheese in one blink, "Boom!" His roommates stared at him in awe, "See, guys?" The gamer accidentally step on the trap before he fall into another traps, "THAT STINGS! R-R-Reflexes…Cat-like…"

"It's challenge time, dattebayo!" Naruto's voice rang out, "Campers, meet me at the stage!"

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**(Stage)**

"Welcome to your challenge, the unique fashion show!" Naruto showed up in a tuxedo.

"Fashion?" Anne Maria perked up, "Now you're talking!"

"Bah!" Jo snorted with crossed arms, "Fashion. A waste of time."

"So says the girl in men's prison sweats." The Jersey girl huffed.

"Hey, nobody needs to be reminded that I'm a girl!" The jockette snarled.

"Sorry, who's a girl?" Lightning whispered to his teammates confusingly before their host blows the horn loudly.

"Eyes on me, dattebayo." The redhead grinned, "You won't be walking the catwalk. Let me explain…" He gestured at the wardrobes, "Each team gets a wardrobe of clothes, makeup kit, and ten minutes to dress and make up a model, which you'll send down the runway to be judged by me, Chef, and today's special guest…Lindsay!"

"Yay!" Lindsay jumped out of a suitcase as the campers raised their eyebrows at her odd entrance, "Didn't you just love my new special fashion judgey shoes!"

"Wow!" Zoey bounced on her heels, "We get to dress an actual model."

"Right after you caught one." Naruto chuckled.

"Catch a model?" Jo snorted, "Child's play. They will pass out after three steps."

"I won't be sure about that." Dawn muttered.

"Yeah, I agree with her." Noah groaned, "There's always a catch."

"Oh no, the models are not humans because…" The redhead gestured at the forest with a grin, "The mutants are your model, dattebayo! Like I said, it's a unique fashion show, dattebayo. Fashionistas, go!" The campers ran off as the young host turned to the cooker, "Fashionistas? Who the hell is the writer?"

"I've been wondering about that for a while." Chef shrugged and they never noticed a sweating intern as he whistling a tune.

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**(Woods)**

After faced several new mutant animals and Fang, the maggots stare at the mutated animals as they fight each other and some of them gulp softly when they saw the two-headed humanoid rabbit break the beaver's back with its knee. "So which one do we use?" Mike asked nervously.

"Maybe we should find something that won't eat us." The indie girl gulped.

"Five minutes, dattebayo!" The campers glanced around for the unseen host.

"Ugh!" Amy groaned, "Let's take a risk and catch one of them…"

"No need to." Dawn said as some of her teammates jumped in air before they notice a purring mutant maggot in her hands, "We can use this cute maggot as our model."

"All right, step aside and let me work." Anne Maria smirked, "This maggot's gotta look banging!"

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"Come on, guys!" Scott whispered to his team, "There's gotta be something on this island we can catch."

"How about that critter?" Lightning peeked over the bush and the team turned around to see the Bigfoot as it enters the cave.

"I don't know, guys…" Sam muttered, "How are we gonna get it out of there and dress it in time?"

"…I have an idea." Jasmine smirked at her team, "Dave, you'll be the bait."

"M-M-M-Me?!" Dave stuttered with widened eyes.

"Sam, Tyler, and Samey, go back to the stage and get some clothes now!" The giant girl whispered and the said campers ran off.

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**(Stage)**

"Um…" The gamer rubbed his head as the rats searched through the pile of clothes, "Is anyone good with choosing clothes that are chic, sophisticated, coordinated looks?"

"Well…" Samey was about to say something but the gamer cut her off.

"And I know just who to talk to!" Sam laughed shyly.

"Don't look down, Samey." Tyler whispered to the good cheerleader, "He is trying to come up with something to talk to Dakota."

"Oh, that's right." The good cheerleader smacked her forehead, she just forget that the gamer have a crush on the rich girl and she glance at the gamer as he walked toward the rich girl before Samey pick a blue shirt up. "What do you think of this shirt?"

"Well, I think…" The clumsy jock slipped on the clothes and he fall down on top of the good cheerleader. "Sorry…" The jock raised his head up with a groan.

"I-I-It's okay…" Samey held her hands up on his chest as she tried to help him get up, "You're really clumsy than I thought."

"That or I must be falling for you…" Tyler joked before he close his mouth with red face, why do he have to open his big mouth?!

"…Well, I'll forgive you if you take me out on a date…" The blushing cheerleader squeezed her hands on his jacket and they stared into each other's eyes with red face, they slowly lean in closer to kiss each other but they both hear a sipping sound behind them. They slowly turn their heads around to see Chef and Naruto with coconut drink and the cooker was the one who made a noise.

"Teenagers are getting freakier lately." Chef sipped his coconut drink.

"Hai." Naruto chuckled as he raised his hand at the blushing couple, "Congrats on your relationship, dattebayo. But I have to remind you that there's a challenge going on right now…"

"O-O-Oh yeah!" The new couple quickly separated from each other and they turned back to the clothes.

"…Plus, don't do anything inappropriate since there's cameras everywhere, dattebayo. I don't want to walk on you again like I did in the bathroom, dattebayo." The redhead snickered and the cooker guffawed.

"NARUTO!" The blushing couple cried out.

"Hey, guys, we have to find stripes shirt!" Sam ran back with a beaming grin before he blinks at the blushing cheerleader and jock, "Why are your faces so red?"

"Nothing!" The couple cried out.

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The spotlights lit up on the stage and the judges take their seats in front of the runway as the host grin at the camera. "It's showtime, dattebayo!" Naruto announced as Chef played the record, "Maggots, show me the model!"

"This gorgeous plus-sized maggot is showing off a bold retro fashion like no other." Anne Maria gestured at the dressed maggot with a drone, she was little mad that her team turned her fashion down and went with Zoey's idea. "Her swank new hairdo perfectly complements a dynamite vintage sixties go-go dress. Blech."

"Looking good." The redhead chuckled, "That dress will sure grab Legs' attention, dattebayo." The maggot model covers her blushing face with a wave, "I'll give 8.5, dattebayo."

"Eight." Chef held his sign up with a nod and Lindsay show the maggots that they got 1.8.

"What?!" The maggots gasped.

"Oh, sorry!" Lindsay turned her sign around as the maggot threw up on the scowling cooker, "8.1."

"Okay, show me your model, rats, dattebayo." The host grinned before he blinks at the empty stage, "Rats?"

"RUN!" Dave ran across the runway with a bloodcurdling scream, following by his team.

"As you can see, Yeti is wearing a smart Bohemian striped ensemble!" Sam said quickly as the scowling creature appeared in striped clothes and the creature just kick all the rats off the stage before he lift the screaming gamer in the air with a roar. "The outfit consists of a variety of garments applied forcefully to random parts of his body!" The gamer continued his explanation, it was true that they force the outfit on the Bigfoot with Jasmine's traps.

"That's a bigfoot, not yeti." The redhead muttered under his breath.

"That thing is huge!" The bombshell gasped.

"Yeah, it's the horizontal stripes." Naruto nodded with crossed arms and the creature glanced at his shirt with widened eyes.

"Sam, I meant vertical stripes!" Dakota said worriedly, "Horizontals just make you look fat!"

"They do?" Sam gulped and the Bigfoot's stomach bloats out.

"That's true and it really kills his husky physique, dattebayo." The redhead was about to pull out a sign before he blink at the paparazzi that appeared out of nowhere as they click their cameras with flashing lights, "These guys again?"

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" The rich girl stomped her foot as the Bigfoot tore his outfit apart, "I called you here to take pictures of me!"

"Nathan is right." Lindsay said, "Stripes are so…" The Bigfoot just kidnapped the bombshell and the creature took off with the stolen jetpack as they fly toward the Boney Island.

Naruto just pull his cell phone out, "…We have a situation, dattebayo."

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It has been about ten minutes since Lindsay just got kidnapped by the Bigfoot and the redhead put his phone away as the campers stared at him. "The producers just forced me to give you a second challenge and they don't want me to do anything, dattebayo." Naruto sighed annoyingly, "Your challenge…Two teams will compete to rescue Lindsay, dattebayo. Go get the canoes and row to the Boney Island now!" The teams ran off as the redhead sighed into his hands, "Uncle Chef, does that really happen often with tou-san?"

"More than you think." Chef patted the redhead's back.

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**(Boney Island: Woods)**

"Lindsay, where are you?" Zoey hollered as soon as she run into the woods with the campers and they never notice the evil grin on the scheming farmer's face.

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**(Confessional)**

"Naruto is going to merge the teams pretty soon, so it's time to start working on the maggots." Scott rubbed his chin, "Zoey's ripe for the plucking and you ask anybody on the farm back home, I'm a great plucker."

_***Static***_

"Actually, they all said that the scheming maggot have worst luck with chicks." Chef read the papers with a chuckle, "And they all said that he's not what he seems to be."

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The scheming farmer make a moaning noise right behind the indie girl but she kept running on and the farmer moaned loudly. "There's no reason for you to practice your sex moan." Someone said right behind him, causing Scott to trip on his feet from an odd comment and he glance behind to see that it was the creepy girl.

"T-T-That's not a sex moan!" Scott scowled and the petite girl just ran past him.

'I know.' Dawn think to herself, she just read his aura and it told her that he was planning to trick her red-haired friend like he did to his own team.

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"Guys, the Bigfoot!" Cameron pointed at the said creature on top of the cliff.

"Aw, it's okay." Lindsay patted the sulking creature's arm, "The world just can't handle beauty like yours. You're a snowflake, but just like a lot bigger. Like, I mean…A lot."

"What's up with the scaffolding?" Sky asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Tou-san plan to make turning this island into a personal resort, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned as he walked up to the group with the cooker and the rich girl, "Everyone warned him that it was dangerous but he never listen, dattebayo."

"That explains some human bones." Sadie gulped nervously and some campers paled, they just ran into the said bones with wooly beavers early.

"Don't hurt him!" The bombshell hugged the Bigfoot, "He just has big hairy body issues!"

"I hear that." Jo rubbed her face before she notices the indie girl's raised eyebrow, "I mean, do you hear that? He got issues! We've got to take the psycho yeti out!"

"Again, he's the Bigfoot." The redhead muttered as the creature roared loudly, "And you just pissed him off because he really hates his cousin, dattebayo." The Bigfoot stomps around as the scaffold planks fall down, forming a new path for the campers to reach the cliff.

"Are you okay, Sam?" Sky asked as her team discussed their plan, "You look so pale."

"Need…" Sam muttered dizzily, "My game…" He glanced at his hands with a crazy giggle, "…Cool."

"Okay…" The Cree girl slowly back away from the giggling gamer.

"Team Rats, go!" Lightning ran off with his team.

"How are we going to rescue Lindsay before they do?" Zoey asked.

"Perhaps we can get someone prettier than Lindsay to lure the Bigfoot away." Cameron tapped his chin.

"Or we can have Dawn distract the creature away from her?" Scarlett pointed out.

"Easy." Dawn nodded.

"Yeah, go team…" The sport jock was about to say something but a barrel hit him, knocking him down with his team.

"…Where the fucking did these barrels come from?!" Amy threw her hands up before she gives the whistling redhead a deadly glare.

"What?" Sam groaned as he stared at the stomping creature, "…Whoa, original Donkey Kong! AWESOME!" The gamer hopped up on his feet before he ran up the scaffolds, "Still one life left! Let's do it!"

"Wow, Soft Serve's booking it." The scheming farmer dropped his jaw as the gamer hop over the rolling barrels.

"Sam, look out!" Dakota gasped worriedly and the gamer just grab a hammer before he smash several barrels.

"I hope we don't get sued for copyright infringement, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"Don't worry, we won't." Chef grunted, only to smirk when the Bigfoot toss the gamer off the cliff. "Game over!"

"Excuse me, Bigfoot." The creature jumped in air as he turned around to see the petite girl, "I sense that you have a problem and I would like to listen to it." The Bigfoot nodded sadly, never notice that Jo just rescued the bombshell behind his back.

"Team Maggot, you've got immunity." The redhead announced as the maggot team cheered, "It's time to go back to the camp, dattebayo. Rats, I'll see you at the campfire and I'm pretty sure you know the drills by now."

"Ugh…" The rats groaned in unison.

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**(Camp Wawanakwa: Campfire)**

"Well, I never thought that we will have a second challenge instead of one, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at the campers, "One of the rats is going home tonight, but it's not going to be…" Chef tossed the marshmallows out as the host called out for their names, "Dave, Scott, Tyler, Jasmine, Sky and Samey." He glanced at Sam and Lightning, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The gamer glanced at the rich girl worriedly.

"…" The sport jock crossed his arms with nervous expression.

"…Lightning!"

"Sha-sweet!" The sport jock cheered.

"Well, looks like I'm out of continues." Sam sighed as he walked toward the catapult, "Sorry, I couldn't have been more help to you guys."

"We'll miss you, bro." Tyler waved his hand and some campers agreed with him.

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**(Dock of Shame)**

"Any last words?" The redhead asked.

"Yeah…" The gamer nodded in the catapult, "Can I get all my game systems back now?"

"Damn it, I was hoping you'll forget them." Chef muttered as he tossed the large bag at the gamer, "By the way, I overwrote all your save files."

"WHAT?!" Sam gasped in horror, "YOU MONSTER!"

"Thank you." The cooker chortled evilly.

"Sam, wait!" Dakota ran up to the group.

"Hey, you came to see me off." The gamer perked up.

"Aw, I'm gonna miss you." The rich girl handed the paper to the gamer, "Here. Call me, okay?"

"I may have lost the game, but I won the heart of the girl of my dreams!" Sam grinned.

"We're gonna launch you off now so you better put the paper in your pocket, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as the gamer quickly put the paper away before the redhead lean in to whisper something in the gamer's ear, "Call her as soon as you land, trust me."

"Thank…" The gamer screamed out as the catapult launched him away from the island and the rich girl and the host turned to the cooker.

"Chef…" The redhead deadpanned.

"My hand just slipped." Chef snickered to himself.

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**(Dock)**

"In an odd twist, I was forced to be a host of the show now, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "The Rats were lucky to get a small break when the Maggots just lose a couple but Scott, our scheming farmer, just ruin their break with his plans…" He tapped his chin, "I'm not sure if I can pull some pranks on him or thank him for trying to kick me off so I can see Ma-chan, dattebayo…Eh, I'll do both, dattebayo." The redhead cleared his throat, "We just saw two new couples formed and a little drama, dattebayo. The questions are…What kind of challenges will I come up with? Will the challenges turn out to be the camper's worst nightmare? Will we change the host again? Who will be the next victims to take the Hurl of Shame? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**REVENGE OF ISLAND!"**

"And cut!" The cameraman called out.

"Good work, everyone." The redhead smiled at the parting camera crew as he reached out to feeling his necklace, only to feel nothing but air. "Hmm? Did I drop it?" He muttered softly before he backtrack his steps.

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**(Stage)**

She decide to take a late-night walk around and she come across the stage with a smile, she still can't believe that she make it so far on this show. The girl glance around the stage, she was shocked when Chef announced that Naruto was eliminated and she was really glad that the cooker forced the redhead to become a host because he's one of her favorite contestants. "Huh?" She glanced at the ground as her foot step on something and she picks it up to see a necklace. "What's that?" She opened the locket to see Naruto with Kushina and a picture of Maeve, "Oh, it must be his…" Her eyes widened at the key as it jiggled behind the locket, "W-W-What…" She quickly pull her locket out and with a shakily hand, she slowly insert the key into her locket before she turn it.

_Click_

"N-No way…" The girl muttered as the locket opened before her lips slowly turn into a soft smile, "…I can't believe it…"

"Hey, have you seen my necklace?" She turned around to see Naruto as he walked up to the stage and he noticed the necklace in her hands. "Oh, you found…" He froze as soon as he saw the key inside the opening locket and the redhead glance up into her teary eyes, some memories come back to him.

"N-Naru…" She quickly leaped into his arms as she wrapped her arms around him in a hug, "I finally found you…"

"H-H-Hai…" Naruto hugged her back, "Gomen…It's been long time and I almost forget everything about you, dattebayo." He did forget what his promise with her was but he bet it was just to hang out together forever.

"Me too…" She smiled widely, "I miss you so much, Naruto."

"And I miss you too, Zoey." The redhead grinned at the crying indie girl.

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_Mutant Maggots: Amy, Anne Maria, Cameron, Dawn, Jo, Mike, Noah, Sadie, Scarlett, Zoey_

_Toxic Rats: Dave, Jasmine, Lightning, Samey, Scott, Sky, Tyler_

_Eliminated: Beardo, Dakota, Eva, Leonard, Naruto, Sam, Staci, Sugar, Topher_

_Peanut Gallery: Alejandro, B, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Trent_

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**And this ends our twenty-five chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Naruto is now the host of the Total Drama Revenge of Island, thank to Chef. He will be evil and cold during the challenges only. I wonder how will the campers handle Naruto's challenges, will it be tame than Chris and Chef's challenges or is it worse than we thought? Who know.**

**Sam and Dakota: I think that's the only cannon pairing in this story because I honestly like this unique pairing.**

**The Crush: Some of you got it right that it's Zoey! Naruto still does not remember that he promise to marry her because it's been long time. How will it turn out? You will find out why Zoey don't remember him soon so don't worry.**

**There might be a small delay for the next chapter…Maybe…Just to let you all know.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to campers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	26. Revenge of Island: Eviler Than Chris?

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some of your questions will be revealed in this chapter or not since it must be spoilers, sorry if I miss any questions.**

**Some people asked me that if Naruto will get mutated from the toxic chemicals: No, he won't get mutated at all, sorry guys.**

**Coldblue: 4) The mutated animals are sheltered on the island now because of the government but who know what will happen to some certain animals?**

**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-six chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon, some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 26: Revenge of Island: Eviler Than Chris?**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Island, several of the campers got kick out of the island by Scott's trick and we got a new host now, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "While it was going down, there was some love in air around several campers and two unlikely couples were formed in a cute way, dattebayo. There are a lot of questions...What kind of challenges will I come up with? How will I turn out as your new host? Will there be some drama? Who will drop out of the game? Find out tonight on Total Drama Revenge of Island!"

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**(Aftermath Show: Stage)**

"Hello everyone, I'm Geoff." Geoff waved at the cheering audience with a grin, "And you're on Aftermath show. Before we start, there's two things that I need to say…First, our budget only give us three episodes instead of four." The audience groaned, "Second, Eva won't make it here because she's still mad about her elimination so…"

"I'm your new hostess, Blaineley." Blaineley smirked as she gestured at the peanut gallery, "And with us are…Rodney, Trent, Izzy, Cody, Katie, DJ, Ella, Duncan, B, Owen, Alejandro, Lindsay, Beth, Max, Courtney, Brick, Harold, Justin, Leshawna, Heather, Shawn, Bridgette, Trent and Gwen…Ezekiel won't be here with us, due to his…Um…Okay, he's still feral."

"Like your new shirt, Gwen." The party boy chuckled, "What make you ditch the corset?"

"I have to wear that shirt because Maeve has a habit to pull things down." Gwen glanced at her black long-sleeve t-shirt with a smile, "You have no idea how many times she exposed me to Naruto."

"Lucky guy." Cody snickered before Katie elbow him in stomach.

"Ah, is that why Duncan don't wear piercings anymore?" The blonde hostess smirked at the scowling punk.

"Do you have any idea how much painful it was?" Duncan winced, "She's so lucky that she's my goddaughter."

"Say…" Beth whispered to the goth girl, "Where's Maeve?"

"She's with Naruto's grandma, her great-grandma." The goth girl whispered back.

"So did anyone enjoy the new season of Total Drama?" Blaineley asked and the audience cheering loudly.

"The brand-new season just starts off with a bang when Chris got arrested at the end of first episode." Geoff chuckled at the footage as the teenagers laughed at the shocked host, "Chef was a host for a short time before he give the position to Naruto, our new host of the Total Drama…"

"By force." Trent smirked.

"Don't forget about the new contestants." The blonde hostess raised her index finger, "This season, we just have sixteen new contestants and some of them just brought the drama with them…Six losers will join us for a short interview, starting with…"

"Beardo, the human soundboard!" The party boy gestured at the said boy as he walked up to them and wave at the clapping audience, taking his seat. "Sweet sound effects by the way, man." Beardo gave him a thumb-up as he makes some fanfare sound effects and the party boy was not sure what to say.

"As one of the first losers, how does it feel to lose out on a million?" Blaineley asked and the only answer she got was an explosive sound, following by several explosive sounds.

"…"

"…"

"…Um…" Geoff rubbed his head, "Can you say anything else than sound effects?" The human soundboard gave him a buzzer sound, "…Okay…"

"Joining the First Loser Hall of Fame is the first loser that got kicked out of the island, no thank to her big mouth and lies…" The blonde hostess clapped, "Staci!"

"Hi, everyone." Staci walked across the stage as the audience clapped, "My great-great-great-granduncle was the one who invented the audience. Before that, all the famous people just have to talk to the empty air and my grea…"

"Hey, hey, save these stories for later." Blaineley raised her hands up, "I want to ask you how it feels like to be the first loser of this season?"

"It totally sucks!" The chatterbox fixed her new wig, "Because of this show, I just lose all of my hairs and I have to wear a wig…Which was invented by my great-great-great-great…" She kept rambling for a while until one of the hosts interrupt her.

"What do you think why your team kick you off right away?" The party boy asked.

"I think it's because they can't stand the facts that I have a lot of famous relatives like…" Staci start to rambling on and everyone glanced at each other confusingly.

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It has been thirty minutes and some of the people were amazed that the chatterbox doesn't even take a pause for a breath. "ENOUGH!" Geoff shouted as everyone jumped in air before he clear his throat, "Eh, I mean…You should save some stories for later because there's still guests to chat with."

"Okay." The chatterbox shrugged.

"He's one of Scott's victims and he likes to recite spells…" The party boy grinned, "I introduce you…Leonard, the wizard!" The said boy took his seat with a wave, "How's it going, man?"

"Good, good." Leonard raised his wand with a smug smirk, "I just learned ten new spells after my elimination." He never noticed some eyerolls from the peanut gallery, "I'm gonna test them all on Scott and Dave."

"Why Dave?" The blonde hostess asked.

"Because he doesn't believe in magic and I think he work together with Scott to get me out of the way." The wizard wannabe crossed his arms with a snort, "I don't blame them because they're powerless against me."

"Why does this stupid show attracting the weirdo nuts?" Heather mumbled under her breath.

"My question to you three…" Geoff glanced at the three guests as the screen showed the remaining contestants, "Which camper do you think will join us next time?"

"Dave." Leonard said without missing a beat and Beardo just pointed at Scott's picture.

"Um…" Staci tapped her chin, "I think maybe it will be Lightning?"

"Three more guests to go but we'll take a small break." Blaineley announced.

"That's right." The party boy nodded, "Let's watch…'That's Gonna Leave a Mark'!"

* * *

**(TGLM Clip)**

Tyler was jogging through the forest before a swinging log hit him in stomach, sending him flying toward the river.

_***Static***_

Scott falls out of his bed, landing on top of his shark fang and the scheming boy release a bloodcurdling scream.

_***Static***_

Dave take one step forward before he slip off the cliff into Fang, causing the creature to drop his ice cream and the mutant shark growling deadly as the phobia-prone boy gulp nervously. Fang suddenly grab the Indian boy's collar and the creature start to slapping him silly.

_***Static***_

Topher accidentally hit Sadie in head with a shovel.

_***Static***_

Lightning open his mouth to say something but Eva knock him out with the totem by accident.

* * *

"And we're back!" Geoff chuckled, "Did anyone enjoy the footage?" The audience cheered, "To recap, we just introduced Leonard, Staci and Beardo. Only three more guests to go!"

"The person that will join us is…" Blaineley gestured at the chubby farmer as she blew some kisses at the audience, "Sugar!"

"I heard that there were some commitments about you after your elimination, something about pageantry." The party boy smirked.

"Ugh!" Sugar sneered with crossed arms, "Because of these jerks, I just lost my tiara crowns…Four of them! FOUR! UGH!"

"Speaking of crown, we have a special guest on webcam." The blonde hostess smirked evilly, "Mary, you're on live now."

* * *

**(Webcam)**

A brunette girl placing a shiny tiara on top of her head with a smug smirk, "Hey, bitch, guess who're the queen now? Me!" She covered her mouth with a evil laughing, "ME! ME! ME! Total Drama, you rule! Whoo!"

* * *

"TAKE YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF MY…" The screen went blank as the chubby farmer growled angrily, "Great! Now she will gloat about the crown all day!"

"Sugar, what's your impression on Naruto as the host?" Geoff asked, "You know, since he was the one who come up with the 'Truth, Dare, or Mini-challenge' challenge."

"He's evil and mean." Sugar muttered angrily, "He just shocked me many times and he's the reason why I lost my crowns!"

"The first part was because you just insulted his kid." Alejandro whispered, he know how his aniki get when it come to Maeve.

"Evil?" Blaineley rubbed her chin, "I don't think he's evil…He's pretty sexy when he's in charge."

"Yeah, yeah." The party boy deadpanned before he clear his throat, "Let's bring out next guest out…He recently won the heart of the girl of his dream through his awkward but cute behavior…"

"Sam!" The blonde hostess announced as the gamer waved at the cheering audience, "It's wonderful to have you here with us."

"Thank." Sam smiled before his phone ring as he pull it out, "Hold on…Hello? Hi, Dakota…Yeah, I am…Really? Hi!" He waved at the camera and the hosts glanced at each other.

"I thought we took the phones away?" Blaineley whispered to her co-host.

"We did…" Geoff nodded, "But again, they always find a way to sneak one in…" He turned to the gamer, "So how does it feel like to win her heart?"

"Awesome!" The gamer grinned widely, "I feel like I'm on top of the world and there's nothing that can bring me down. Before you ask, I'm not disappointed that I missed out on million bucks because I have Dakota now."

"Well, that answered my question." The blonde hostess muttered, "I'm curious, how did you managed to smuggle in a lot of game systems?"

"I know some guys." Sam shrugged as some teenagers raised their eyebrows, "Really! A couple of interns are my online buddies and they both owe me some favors."

"Somehow I have a good feeling that Chef is gonna crack down on the interns after he watch this episode." Harold said and everyone agreed with him.

"And now our final guest of the day is…" The party boy clapped his hands, "Topher! If he looks very bummer right now, it's because he's not the host."

"I don't get it, why him?" Topher mumbled as he take his seat, "Why not me?!"

"The reason why he's the host is because he has a lot of experience as host, which you don't." Geoff pointed out, "And beside, can you come up with some challenges or not?"

"…I haven't thought that far…" The host wannabe tapped his chin, "I thought that challenges were decided by the producers?"

"Not all of it." Leshawna snorted, "I'm pretty sure that Chris and Chef came up with challenges as they go."

"I hear you there." Courtney nodded.

"Out of the three Total Drama hosts, who do you think is the best?" Blaineley asked.

"Chris, hand down." Topher crossed his arms with a smirk, "Everyone knows that he's the reason why Total Drama has the highest rating."

"Suck-up." Duncan said between coughs and some teenagers laughed with him.

"That's all of our guests for now." The party boy grinned, "I should give you a head up that some guys here will show up in the Total Drama Revenge of Island as guests…"

"Like me!" Harold puffed his chest out.

"YOU SUCK!" The muscular man shouted from the audience.

"Oh, come on!" The nerd threw his hands up, "Don't you even get tired of that shit?!"

"NOT AT ALL!" The muscular man shouted back.

Blaineley clear her throat loudly, "I gotta ask Izzy, Lindsay and Bridgette what it was like to be a guest on Total Drama Revenge of Island."

"It rock!" Izzy giggled, "I got to dress up like a mutated spider and get me some whisker time…" She pouted, "Only one whisker time with Red. I wish I get everyone for unlimited whisker times."

"It was really nice!" Lindsay squealed happily, "There were a lot of cute clothes and I just made a new friend." She gestured at the Bigfoot in the audience and everyone blink at the creature with widened eyes. "He's so nice!"

"Um…" Bridgette fidgeted nervously, "It was okay, just little awkward…"

"Because of Naruto, right?" Harold asked before everyone smack him at same time, "What? What?!"

"Well, I guess we're out of time." Geoff rubbed his neck, "Thank for watching Aftermath Show."

"And don't forget to tune in for Total Drama Revenge of Island!" The blonde hostess said, "You don't want to miss out on the special guests and bunch of challenges that Naruto may will come up with."

* * *

**(Island: Main Lodge)**

The campers were eating their lunch and Sadie glance at Zoey as the indie girl poking her food with a smile. "Zoey, did something good happen?" The chubby girl asked.

"Yeah…" Zoey sighed dreamily, "But it's a secret for now."

"Aw, please tell me." Sadie pouted and the indie girl just waved it off with a giggle, she doesn't want anyone to know about Naruto for now.

"Knock, knock, dattebayo." Naruto entered the main lodge with a wide grin, "Do you know what time it is now? That's right, challenge time!"

"Is it reward or elimination challenge?" Dave asked nervously.

"Don't worry." The redhead chuckled, "It's just a reward challenge that your team really want to win, dattebayo."

"At least we won't kick anyone out this time." Samey whispered to Tyler and he gives her a nod.

"Your challenge is…" Naruto grinned, "Picture Puzzle! Each team has to search for nine pieces, marked with your team's mascot and they are all scattering across this island. After you find them all, you have to bring them back to your cabins and put them together to form a picture. The first team to complete the picture puzzle wins!"

"Wait, wait!" Noah held his hands up, "Do you have any idea how big this island is…"

"And…" The redhead ignored the bookworm, "GO!"

"Great…" The bookworm muttered sarcastically, walking out of the main lodge with the campers.

* * *

**(Maggot's Cabin)**

Dawn decides to search through the maggot's cabin with Scarlett and Mike and it wasn't long enough until one of them find their first piece. "Found it." The unpredictable boy pulled the piece out under the bunk bed, "Where to next?"

"We should look into the boathouse near here." Dawn tilted her head, "I don't think anyone is there right now."

"I think so." Scarlett agreed, "And after that, we better check with other guys to see how many pieces we have so far." Both her teammates agreed with her.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Sky, do you have a moment?" Dave tapped his fingers together nervously with a grin.

"For now, yes." Sky sighed.

"Can I be your boyfriend?" The Indian boy burst out, "Eh, I mean…I really like you a lot and I think we will make a perfect couple because we're normal…" He rubbed his neck, "So…Do you want to go out with me? I have a perfect idea for our date right now…"

"Um…" The Cree girl glanced at the phobia-prone boy with a odd expression, he sound like a very desperate for a relationship since his confessional was very confusing and all over. "Sorry, but there's someone that I like and…"

"But you're single now, right?" Dave said quickly, "Which mean I still have a chance to make you like me instead of this person, right?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh, man…" Sky groaned into her hands, "If I said yes, he will never leave me alone…I'm gonna to lie a bit. Please don't judge me for that."

* * *

"I have a boyfriend." The aspiring Olympian lied as the Indian boy froze, "Sorry, I tried to tell you but you kept interrupting me and I don't know how to break it to you."

"Y-Y-You're joking me, right?" The phobia-prone boy stuttered, "If it's not then who is he?"

"Naruto." Sky spoke before she thinks it, 'Great…Thank a lot, my big mouth.'

"Wha…" Dave dropped his jaw, "But he has a kid! That's not normal!"

"So?" The Cree girl shrugged her shoulder, "I don't care if he has a daughter and I really like Maeve because she's so cute and I always have great time with her." She walked away from the gaping Indian boy, "Anyway, we better get back in the game now."

"B-B-B-But…" The Indian boy stuttered for a while.

* * *

**(Beach)**

Scott blinks at the piece on the sandy ground and he glance around with a raised eyebrow before he picks it up. "Why don't anyone hide that thing?" The scheming boy muttered before someone tapping his shoulder and he turn around to see Fang with a chainsaw. "…Oh, I see…" Scott chuckled nervously, "You're the guardian of this piece, right?" The mutated shark nodded before the screaming farmer ran off, following by Fang.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

A few hours went by and the Toxic Rats found five pieces, taking the lead by one piece. Lightning and Tyler slowly sneak into the kitchen, carefully not to get Chef's attention as he chopping a lump of meat and the jocks open the fridge to check inside. The first thing they saw was a piece of their puzzle and they cheered together.

"All right, we're so winning this challenge!" Tyler grinned.

"Sha-sweet!" Lightning high-fived his fellow jock before a cleaver flew past them and they slowly turn to the growling cooker with cleavers in each hands.

"LOUSY NO-GOOD FUCKERS!" Chef roared as he chased the screaming jocks out of the main lodge, "Come back here and take it like a man!" If he stay inside the kitchen, he would catch Anne Marie and Cameron as they sneak out of the freezer with their piece.

* * *

**(Cave)**

Jo, Sadie, and Noah ran out of the cave as they screaming out for their life and a legion of spider-monkey hybrids chase them down with a deafening screech. "WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO GO IN THE DAMN CAVE!" Jo shouted out.

"AT LEAST WE GOT ONE PIECE!" Sadie shouted back.

"BLAME LATER, RUN NOW!" Noah wailed.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

The Toxic Rats was first to bring their pieces back as the sun sets and it wasn't long until the Mutant Maggots show up with their pieces, starting work on their puzzles with some confusion. "Hey, Naruto." Sky quickly appeared next to the redhead, "Can you do something quick for me?"

"Sure as long as it's not about the challenge, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled lightly.

"Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a while?" The aspiring Olympian pleaded as the redhead raised his eyebrow at her, "Dave just confessed to me and I tried to turn him down politely but he kept bugging me for a while so I told him a little lie that I have a boyfriend then he asked me who it was. I just said your name before I can think, sorry…Just for a while until I figure out how to make him listen to me."

"Um…" The redhead scratched his head in deep thought for a while, "Sure, I can do that until you tell him but don't drag it out too long, dattebayo."

"Thank, Naruto." Sky hugged his arm with a smile before she joins her team to work on the puzzle again and the host rubbed his head, he hope that it don't mess up like last time.

* * *

"And this one should go…" Jasmine placed the last piece in the central after her team went though it several times, "I think we got…Wait a second…" The Toxic Rats blink at the large picture of Maeve in mouse costume and they turn their heads to the Mutant Maggots' picture, revealing to be the same baby in tiger costume.

"Team Rats win by a hair, dattebayo!" Naruto announced with a grin as everyone stared at him with deadpan expressions, "Chef, tell them what they got."

"Toxic Rats, you won a…" Chef glanced at his cue card and he stare at it for a while before he rubbing his eyes, checking it again. "…A Ma-chan card for each members?!" The cooker muttered as the interns handed the cards to the confusing rats, "How's that a reward?!"

"They're limited edition, dattebayo." The redhead grinned as he turned to the rats with sparkling eyes, "How lucky you are? Your own Ma-chan card!" He glanced at the maggots, "Don't worry! If you want the cards, you can ask me anytime, dattebayo."

"...Who the hell would want…" Jo mumbled but someone cut her off.

"I want one." Dawn raised her hand and the jockette just facepalmed.

* * *

**(Naruto's Trailer)**

The redhead scratch his forehead with his pencil at night as he check some papers, he have to come up with a new challenge to replace the mine challenge since it was quarantined by the government and it was too dangerous for everyone to enter this place. He furrows his brows as he tried to come up with something before he hears someone knocking on his door and he put his pencil down. "Come in." Naruto glanced up to see Zoey before he quickly cleaning his desk with a light blush, "O-O-Oh, Zoey, how are you?"

"I'm doing good." Zoey giggled shyly as she sat down in front of the desk, "What about you?"

"Same here, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "Sorry for the mess, dattebayo."

"I don't mind since I will go back to the cabin in a bit." The indie girl waved it off, "It has been a while since this summer and I don't recognize you without your baseball hat and bandages…Not to mention your tic, I don't think you ever said dattebayo to me at all."

"Hai, I was really embarrassing about my whiskers and verbal tic, dattebayo." Naruto smiled at his memory, "It was really bad idea to hold my tic back, I actually said nothing but dattebayo for three months after the summer, dattebayo."

"Really?" Zoey giggled, "Poor you."

"Hai, Heat-chan and kaa-san teased me for a while." The redhead sighed into his hands.

"I wish I was there when that happened." The indie girl smiled.

"Me too…" Naruto muttered before he coughs loudly to cover his slipup, "Um…So…How's the life treating you?" They start to talk for a while until Zoey bid him a good-bye and the redhead turn back to his paper with a smile before a random idea pop up in his head. 'Hmm, that will be a fun challenge.'

* * *

**(Maggot's Cabin)**

Two days later, the campers were snoring in their beds before a blaring horn wake everyone up and some of the campers fall out of their beds with a yelp. "Please don't tell me we have a challenge now." Cameron whined, "I'm too tired to get up…"

"Sorry but we have a challenge." Noah sighed as soon as he peeked out of the window to see the smirking redhead with an air horn in his hand.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

"Did everyone have a good sleep?" Naruto asked with a grin.

"Yes, I'm glad to get up at four in the morning." Jo muttered sarcastically with crossed arms.

"Really, you do?" The redhead turned his head to the cooker, "Chef, remind me to wake them up at four every morning, dattebayo."

"…Why you little motherfucker…" The maggots held the angry jockette back.

"Anyway, here's your challenge…" Naruto grinned, "Carving the wood block!"

"…Huh?" Jasmine raised her eyebrow with her fellow campers, "That's our challenge? That's way too easy, we can chop any tree down and use…"

"Actually, you won't chop any trees because your first part of challenge is that you have to go all way up this cliff…" The redhead gestured at the large cliff, "And grabs the wood blocks, that are guarded by two-heads rabbits who happened to be really pissed off for some reason, dattebayo. The first team to reach here with their block will get an advantage for next part, dattebayo. And…GO!" The teams quickly took off, "…Chef, why do I have a funny feeling that I forget something?"

Chef tapping his chin for a while before they both hear an exploding noise in the distance, "…Nah."

"Yeah, you're right." Naruto snickered with the cooker, it turned out that the redhead had set up a lot of booby-traps all over the island.

* * *

**(Toxic Rats)**

"Sky, I think you just lied to me." Dave whispered to the Cree girl as the team run up the cliff, dodging several swinging logs.

"What do you mean?" Sky asked nervously.

"Well, you said that Naruto is your boyfriend but I don't even seen you two hanging out together at all…" The Indian boy narrowed his eyes, "Why don't you just admit that you're lying to make me jealous of you…"

"Actually, we're gonna have a date tonight." The aspiring Olympian said quickly, she never notices that a swinging log just knocks the Indian boy back on his back with a painful grunt.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"It's true." Sky fidgeted with her fingers as she smiled lightly, "I asked him to hang out with me another day and we both agreed that it will be today…I think Naruto have no idea that it's a date but that's okay with me because it's just him and me." She burp lightly before she cover her mouth with a glare, she tried to break this bad habit for a while.

_***Static***_

"Why?!" Dave wailed as he rocking in fetus position, "What does he have that I don't have? Who the hell is he?! He's not normal at all!" He wailed again.

* * *

**(Mutant Maggots)**

'Come on, Mike, think.' The unpredictable boy think to himself as he followed his team up the cliff, he has been trying to figure out how to tell Anne Maria that there's no chance of a relationship between them without revealing his secret. He actually like her because she's pretty nice to some people in a certain way and he think she was pretty cute but there was one thing that stop him from asking her out and that was his MPD. He was very afraid that his MPD will mess up with everything, even a relationship, or she may will never date him because of that.

"What's the matter, Mike?" Cameron asked.

"Oh, I'm just thinking about how to 'dump' Anne Maria without telling her the truth." Mike sighed, the bubble boy revealed that he knows the unpredictable boy's secret early and he will not tell anyone about his disorder. The unpredictable boy was glad that they keep their friendship and the bubble boy vow that he will help Mike control his personalities.

"Hmm, why not tell her the truth?" The bubble boy asked, "Maybe she will help us with that."

"I'm not sure." The unpredictable boy sighed tiredly, "What if it end up being too much for her and leaving me right away?"

"Um…" Cameron rubbed his neck, "Now you made me think of the possibility but it's better than lying to her, right?"

"Yeah…" Mike nodded, "Ugh, that's gonna be hard."

* * *

**(Cliff)**

"What can we do about this rabbit?" Tyler peeked over the bush to see the growling mutated rabbit, "Any idea?"

"Um…" Samey fidgeted with her fingers, "Maybe some of us distracting this rabbit long enough that we can get away with the wood block?" She noticed her teammates' stares, "No?"

"Actually, I like your idea." Jasmine patted the good cheerleader's back as some rats nodded their heads, "We can do that…" She glanced at the rats, "I'll gonna distract him, who else want to join me?"

"I'll help you out." The aspiring Olympian raised her hand.

"Me too!" The clumsy jock nodded.

"We'll grab the wood in a flash like the Lightning!" Lightning grinned with a thumb-up as Scott just shrugged his shoulders and Dave groaned annoyingly.

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"Hey, Chef, can I ask you for your option on this challenge?" The redhead handed the paper to the cooker.

"Sure…" Chef read it before he stare at the sheet with paled face, "…Brat, that is way too evil and..."

"So it's no good?" Naruto sighed.

"Your father and I are so proud of you!" The cooker wiped a tear away.

"Thank, uncle Chef." The redhead grinned.

"So when will it go down?" Chef asked.

"After the weekend, dattebayo." Naruto replied, "Which is good thing because Sky want to hang out with me tonight then Dawn asked me if I can spend some time with her tomorrow, dattebayo."

"…Wait, what?" The cooker slowly turned his head to the redhead with a twitching eyebrow.

"Oh, Amy somehow wants me to hang out with her on Saturday in an odd way, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his chin as he remembers the event yesterday.

* * *

_Naruto wave his hand at Dawn as she walk away from him after their chat and he was about to head for the trailer but someone grab his shoulder from behind, causing the redhead to turn his head to see the glaring evil cheerleader. "Um…" Naruto rubbed his head, "Do you need something?"_

"_Yes…" Amy growled angrily. She has notice that a few girls were after the redhead and it really pissed her off for some reasons, she doesn't know why that jerk was on her mind since the kiss incident. "Listen up!" The evil cheerleader snarled, "On Saturday, you are gonna show me around and then we'll gonna talk about your responsibility, get it?!"_

"_But I have some papers to…" The redhead rubbed his head before Amy pull his collar closer with a deadly glare._

"_Don't you dare make up some excuse to get out of that or I'll beat the shit out of you!" The evil twin growled deadly as the redhead nodded nervously before she release him and stomp away from him with a red face, "A-A-A-And don't you dare dream something dirty about me tonight! PERVERT!"_

"…_Nani?" Naruto rubbed his head confusingly, he didn't hear the dream part but he managed to hear the 'pervert' comment. "What did I do?"_

* * *

"And on Sunday, I'm gonna catch up with someone, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head with a grin, he can't wait to hang out with Zoey for a entire day. There was a loud crashing noise behind him and the confusing redhead turns his head to see the cooker right next to destroyed tree. "What happened…" The host noticed something, "And where did you get these cleavers from?"

"Don't ask…" Chef growled with a twitching eyebrow as he mumbled something under his breath and the redhead only can catch something about girls and corrupting innocence, which causing the host to get more confusing.

* * *

**(Cliff)**

The paint-covered maggots run up the cliff with heavy pants and they all jump up in air as the screaming rats run past them with the block. "RUN!" Tyler wailed out and the maggots glance at each other confusingly before Cameron scream out as he point at something, revealing to be the mutated rabbit. The creature was actually using a huge tree as a club and everyone duck under the swinging tree.

"Mike and Sadie will get this damn bunny with me!" Jo barked as she dodged the tree by a hair, "The rest of you go get this block! GO!" They never notice that the bubble boy just gave Mike a pep talk to bring Svetlana out.

"Me?" Sadie gulped, "But I can't…" The mutated rabbit just launched the chubby girl up in air before Svetlana rescue her.

"Oh dear, she's out." Svetlana said as the unpredictable boy jump over the swinging tree and the jockette groaned at the new information, her team better get the block faster before it's too late.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

The Toxic Rats were first to show up and right now they have to wait for the Mutant Maggots to show up so their host can start the next part of their challenge. "And here they are, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as the groaning maggots slowly crawling toward the group with the wood block and the redhead raised his eyebrow at the unconscious chubby girl.

"Why the hell is that rabbit so pissed off at us for?!" Noah panted heavily.

"Hmm, I have to ask Chef about that because he was the last one that was with Chip and Dale, dattebayo." The redhead shrugged.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"This freaky rabbit is a sore loser because I beat him at thumb-wrestle match." Chef crossed his arms, "That's why I don't like to play with these fucking rabbits."

* * *

"Toxic Rats got here first so they get the wood carving tools, dattebayo." Naruto gestured at the pile of tools before he shift his arm to the pile of Swiss army knives, "But unfortunately, the maggots have to carving their block with these puny Swiss army knives, dattebayo."

"What?!" Amy dropped her jaw, "That's so unfair!"

"Nah, it's better than using your own hands and teeth, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled evilly as the campers stared at him with raised eyebrows, "You have three hours to work on your wood block and when the time is up, Chef and I will judge your statue, dattebayo. The team with impressive statue wins, dattebayo. And…Carve!"

"Does anyone have any idea?" Dawn asked.

"It should be something that we can finish within three hours." Scarlett adjusted her glasses.

"Oh, I got one!" Zoey suddenly raised her hand up and they listen to her idea as they discussing it for a while.

"Dudes, we should make a football trophy!" Lightning grinned, only to groan as soon as his team shot it down.

"It has to be something that can impress Naruto and Chef." The clumsy jock rubbed his head in a deep thought.

"…Oh, I have a great idea." Sky smirked and her team listens in before they nod to each other with smirks.

* * *

It has been one hour since they start working on the wood block and Tyler glance at the Indian boy as he stare at the redhead for awhile. "Dave, what's the matter?" Tyler asked.

"I'm trying to figure out why Naruto stand out?" Dave muttered, "What's so special about this guy?!"

"Well, he's very nice guy and he's pretty cool." The clumsy jock smiled, "Not to mention that he always have time to hang out with us even if he's really famous now."

"Huh?" The Indian boy blinked and the clumsy jock was about to say something but...

"Who are you talking about?" Lightning asked after he noticed that they were whispering to each other.

"Naruto." Tyler replied, "We were talking about what make him stand out."

"Ah, I love all of his movies, they rock!" The sport jock pumped his fists with a grin, "Bro, did you saw 'Sleeping Dog: Johnny Rising'?"

"Oh yeah!" The clumsy jock cheered with his fellow jock.

"Wait, he's an actor?!" Dave dropped his jaw before he clear his throat, "Oh, I get it…He's just a small-time actor, right?"

"…Dude, do you live under a rock?" Lightning raised his eyebrow as the phobia-prone boy blinked, "Naruto's a big-shot actor now and if you ask anyone if they know Naruto, they will say yes!"

"Bullshit!" The phobia-prone boy scoffed before he turn to his teammates, "Have anyone seen Naruto's movies?"

"Ooh, I just watched 'Death Arm' and it was really great!" Scott grinned, "I really love the way he kill his enemies by rotting their bodies with one touch from his black arm."

"I think he was really great in 'Hopeless Chuck', he's really funny in this movie." Jasmine giggled, "He kept fall in love at first sight every time he meets each woman."

"My favorite movie is 'The Weird Goblin and The Princess'." Samey gushed, "It was so romantic and funny at same time, the way he make the princess fall in love during their adventure to get her back to the kingdom."

"…Wait, how many movies he has been in?" Dave asked with a gaping expression.

"Oh, a lot." The Cree girl replied, "I think it's somewhere around 50, including his support roles and voice roles."

'…Fuuuuuuuck!' The Indian boy groaned to himself, maybe he should give up or just trying again and again until she sees that it's better to date a normal person like him instead of this weirdo.

* * *

"I gotta hand it to you, Zoey." Jo smirked at their finished project, "If you don't come up with idea to carving emblems into this block, we will end up chipping everything away for a long time."

"I'm so glad that we're done with it in time…" The indie girl blew her hair up before they hear a startling gasp, following by a scratching sound. The maggots quickly turn around to see that Sadie accidently carved a long diagonal line on one side, ruining some of the emblems.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry…" Sadie gulped with cold sweats.

"It's okay, we can cover it up before they…" Dawn said before their host claps his hands loudly.

"Time's up!" Naruto grinned, "Please put your tools down so Chef and I will evaluate your works, dattebayo. Let's start with the rats…" The rat's statue was a totem pole with some familiar face of the animals, like Fang, Tora, mutated rabbit and mutated seagull. "That's not really bad and it's really detailed, dattebayo. What do you think, Chef?"

"I agreed with you, it's not bad and I really love that the rats used the mutated animals for the totem pole instead of the common animals." Chef nodded, "Now let's check the maggots…" They walked to the block and they whistle at the countless emblems as they check each side before they turn to the nervous maggots. "It's pretty good idea to carve out a lot of emblems, despite the fact that your tools are just a Swiss army knives."

"Hai, but I'm afraid this line may cost you, dattebayo." The redhead gestured at the diagonal line, "Now we just saw their statues…Chef, who do you think wins the challenge?"

"Well…" The cooker crossed his arms as he glanced at the teams, "I'll say I pick…Toxic Rats because it has no flaw." The cheering rats patted the scheming farmer's back since he did a lot of work.

"That mean I'll see you at the campfire, maggots." Naruto chuckled at the grumbling team.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I decide to win this challenge so my team won't suspect me of sabotage." Scott smirked evilly, "It will make easier for me to trap some rats next time."

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Anne Maria, Jo, Dawn, Mike, Cameron, Zoey, Scarlett and Amy have their marshmallows so they are safe for now, dattebayo." The redhead glanced at Sadie and Noah as the maggots chew their marshmallows, "The final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The sweating chubby girl crossed her fingers.

"…" The bookworm stared at the marshmallow worriedly.

"…Noah!"

"Awww!" Sadie pouted as she walked toward the catapult, "At least I'll see Katie again…Bye guys, I'll miss yo…" The catapult flinged the screaming chubby girl away from the island and everyone turn their head to the chuckling cooker.

"I almost wish that we can use this catapult in the first season." Chef chortled.

* * *

**(Beach)**

"What's it like to be a host on this show?" Sky asked as she eat her dinner with the redhead, "Does it feel little weird?"

"A little." Naruto chuckled lightly, "It's only weird during the elimination ceremonies and challenges since I can't do anything but stand around, dattebayo." He pouted, "It's so boring!"

"At least you're safe from the dangerous challenges." The Cree girl giggled as the redhead nodded, "…Naruto, can I ask you something?"

"Sure." The redhead glanced at her.

"Have you think about…Um…" Sky tucked hairs behind her ear with a faintly blush, "Dating someone again?"

"Sometime." Naruto scratched his head, "But I'm always busy with movies and I want to spend a lot of time with Ma-chan, dattebayo."

"Oh, I see." The Cree girl leaned closer to the redhead as she wrapped her arms around his arm, "What would you do if someone want to date you because she love you and she will help you with everything…"

"Is that someone I know?" The redhead glanced at her, "Who?"

"Yes…" Sky slowly placed her hand on his cheek as the moonlight hit her face and the blushing redhead have no idea why his heart was going faster. "Naruto, that person is…" She slowly lean up to the redhead as her lips getting closer to him but a startled cry halt everything and they turn their heads to see someone fall down with a grunt, revealing to be Dave. "Dave, what are you doing here?" The aspiring Olympian released the redhead with an annoyingly groan and she crossed her arms, seem to be very disappointed.

"Oh, um…" Dave quickly stands up as he brushed the dirt off, "I was…Um…I was on my way to…Eh…Restroom? Yeah, the restroom and I just happened to see you two so I decide to hang out with you…"

"Ugh…" The Cree girl groaned again with grimace and the redhead was the only one who notices it.

"Dave, was it?" Naruto rubbed his head as the Indian boy nodded his head, "…Can you please leave Sky alone?"

"What?!" The phobia-prone boy gasped, "But she's my teamma…"

"I'm sorry but you're seriously making her feeling uncomfortable with your behavior and it's really freaking her out, dattebayo." The redhead frowned as the Indian boy glanced at the nodding Cree girl with widened eyes, "Honestly, you're acting crazy because you just drop on us out of blue and your excuse really don't help your case right now, dattebayo.

"B-B-But I'm norm…" Dave stuttered.

"Naruto's right." Sky sighed as the Indian boy dropped his jaw, "You're really scaring me…" The phobia-prone boy attempted to say something but the Cree girl spoke up again, "Dave, you have been following me around since the first day and you got crazier when I rejected you after you confessed to me…Not to mention, you claim that everyone on this island are crazy and that you're the only normal one here but to me…You're not normal at all."

"WHAT?!" The Indian boy shouted, "I'M NORMAL AND EVERYONE HERE ARE…"

"Dave, stop and take a deep breath." Naruto cut him off, "I want you to think back on your behavior around her, dattebayo." Dave was about to shout again but his eyes slowly widened as he recalled everything, "For now, can you please leave us alone for a while?"

"…Yeah…" Dave muttered as he slowly wandered away from them, "Sorry…"

The Cree girl sighs as soon as the Indian boy vanishes from their sight, "I'm glad it's over…Thank, Naruto."

"No problem." The redhead smiled as he put his arm around her shoulders, "I'll do anything to help you out, dattebayo." They sat on the beach for a while until the redhead glance at her, "Um…What were you going to say about this person?"

"I forget." Sky said quickly, it was not right time since the mood just got ruined a while ago.

"Oh…" Naruto glanced at the moon, 'What's going on? Why does I feeling little disappointed?' They both start to make some small talk for the rest of night.

* * *

**(Woods)**

The next day, the redhead was walking with Dawn as she carries a basket and he was curious about foods since he found out that the petite girl revealed that she made them in the kitchen without Chef's knowledge. "Here we are." Dawn placed the basket near a huge tree, "Can you help me set things up?"

"Sure." Naruto smiled before he help her setting up the picnic and he notice that she just made a lot of sandwiches and there was a pie under the sandwiches. "Did you make this pie?"

"Yes, I did." The petite girl nodded, "It's apple pie."

"I can't wait to try it, dattebayo." The redhead was about to take a piece but she grab his hand and he glance at her confusingly.

"You have to wait a bit longer for the pie." Dawn gestured at the tree, "Please sit down next to the tree."

"Sure…" Naruto sat down with a raised eyebrow before his eyes widened as soon as the petite girl sit on his laps and she unwrapping the sandwiches. "D-D-Dawn, why are you…"

"I want to be closer to you." The petite girl glanced up at his red face as she leaned her back against his chest, "You have been too busy that you don't pay attention to me so that's your…" She pointed her index finger at his face with blank expression, "Pun-ish-ment…"

"Gomen." The redhead scratched his head, "I promise you that I will pay attention to you more from now on, dattebayo."

"Good, because your next punishment will be…" Dawn pecked his cheek as Naruto's face turned red, "Ah, I was supposed to kiss you on lips…" The redhead opened his mouth to ask her but the petite girl just cut him off by shoving a piece of sandwich into his mouth, "How is it?"

"It's good but I want to know why you ki…" Naruto attempted to say something but the petite girl shoves another piece into his mouth again, what he don't know is that Heather also told Dawn to have a date with him, just in case if someone ask Naruto out but the petite girl decide to give him a kiss so she can have his attention again.

* * *

**(Lake)**

"And that is the lake, Fang's home, dattebayo." The redhead gestured at the lake as he show Amy around, "Fin and Jaw used to live here before…"

"I don't care about the details." Amy growled as she yanked his hand, she forced him to hold her hands early and each time the redhead asked her about that, she claimed it was his responsibility. "I just want to talk to you about your damn responsibility."

"For what?" Naruto asked before she punches him in stomach.

"For taking my first time, dammit!" The evil twin blushed.

"Wait, nani?!" The redhead dropped his jaw, "When did we…"

"The kiss!" Amy shouted after she just realized her mistake, "The gropes…A-A-And…This morning…"

"That was an accident, dattebayo…" Naruto muttered before the evil cheerleader kick him in shin.

"Lies!" The evil cheerleader stuttered and the redhead just gives out a whimper as they recalling the small incident.

* * *

"_Hey, Naruto." The said boy glanced over his shoulder to see Mike, "Why are you heading for the restroom with bath supplies?"_

"_Oh, the shower got busted up and I have to use the restroom while the interns are fixing it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Are you going to use bathroom too?"_

"_Nah, I'm gonna get my breakfast first." Mike waved his hand at the redhead as he entered the restroom, "…Huh? Did I tell him about the broken lock on the first shower stall?" The unpredictable boy just shrugged to himself, "Eh, he must already know about it."_

* * *

_Naruto check the first stall to see that it was unlock and he open it to see the shocked evil cheerleader in her birthday suit. They stare at each other for a while before Amy kicks him in groin with a bloodcurdling scream. "YOU DAMN PERVERT!"_

"_I-I-It was…" The redhead whimpered as he curled up, "A-A-An accident…"_

* * *

"…DON'T REMEMBER IT!" Amy screamed at the blushing redhead with red face.

"You're the one who just remind me…" A punch to his stomach cut Naruto off.

"L-L-Let's go eat our dinner together!" The evil cheerleader stomped away with a stutter.

"…S-S-She's so confusing, dattebayo." Naruto groaned, "She's almost same as Heat-chan…"

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Aww, she's so cute!" Zoey gushed over Maeve's first picture as she sits on the edge of the dock with the redhead, "I really can't wait to meet her after this show."

"Me too." Naruto grinned as she handed the picture back to him, "I bet she will like you, dattebayo."

"Yeah…" The indie girl pulled her legs up to chest as she tilt her head to take a good look at the redhead, "…You really went through a lot during the Total Drama seasons but I'm really glad that you're still same the way you were when we were little."

"Hai." The redhead smiled as he leaned back, "You also don't change since the last time I saw you, dattebayo." They sat there for a while since they already catch up with each other and she glance at him, noticing that his hand was closer to her. She know that there was a lot of girls after her crush and she better get ahead of them before it's too late. Her hand slowly reach out to his hand, taking hold of it and Naruto froze up as he glance at her. "Um…Zoey?"

"I want to see if your hand feels different from last time we hold hands." Zoey said quickly with a lightly blush.

"Oh, is that so?" Naruto rubbed his head nervously as he intertwined their fingers together, "Does that feel better now?"

"Y-Y-Yes, it does now." The indie girl beamed and they talk for a while as they kept holding each other's hands.

* * *

**(Kitchen)**

"Everyone is corrupting my brat's innocence…" Chef wailed as the interns stared at him with deadpan expression, "He's too young for adult things!"

"…Whose idea was it to bring him in our poker night?" One of the interns asked.

"I felt bad for him." The second intern muttered.

"And he doesn't tell me which girl he is hanging out with today!" The cooker wailed into his hands, "What can I do when he's in his rebellion stage?! Where did I go wrong here?!"

"…I think he's already past his rebellion stage years ago." The third intern deadpanned.

"Hmm, isn't he just hanging out with that girl…" The first intern tapped his chin, "Zoey, was it?"

"Wait, what?!" Chef slammed his hands on the table as the interns jumped at the sudden action, "How did you know?!"

"I-I-I-I just saw them at the dock…" The first intern stuttered.

"…I'm going to check something at the dock…" The cooker attempted to run out of the kitchen but the interns jumped on him.

"NO!" The interns screamed as they tried to hold him down, "You can't go!"

"He will hate you if you interrupted their date!"

"Don't stand in the way of the true love!" Everyone stopped as they all stared at the third intern with raised eyebrows, "…I'm team Zoey…"

"…Am I allowed to fire you guys?" Chef growled.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

The next day, the campers were playing soccer at afternoon and some of the campers were just chat with each other as they watch the game. Jo steal the ball from Lightning and she was about to kick it to the goal but a blaring loudspeaker cause her to lose focus, accidently kick Scott in groin. "Attention, campers!" Naruto's voice squeaked out, "Come to the dock right away for your next challenge, dattebayo."

"Are you okay?" Samey asked.

"D-D-D-Do I look like I'm okay?" Scott groaned weakly with a deadly glare and the good cheerleader just held her hands up.

* * *

**(Dock)**

The redhead had informed the campers about quarantined mine since the government found out that it was too dangerous for everyone and he had to come up with a new challenge to replace it. "So what's the new challenge?" Noah asked with a grateful sigh, he was glad that he doesn't have to go in the radioactive mine.

"Just an good old-fashioned camping, dattebayo." Naruto grinned as the campers glanced at each other with happy expressions, "…At the Boney Island, dattebayo."

"…ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!" The bookworm screamed.

"Before I tell you more, we have a special guest who will tell you one important rule…"The redhead gestured at Beth as she walked up to them with a wave, "Beth!"

"Hi." Beth grinned, "It's nice to meet you guys."

"Beth, they are going to camp out at Boney Island, dattebayo." Naruto said as the farmer girl paled, "Can you tell them the important rule and what would happen if they break it."

"Um…" The farmer girl gulped, "Do not take anything from Boney Island and bring it back with you…Or you'll be cursed! It's true!"

"Hai." The host nodded his head, "Beth here broke the rule by mistake in the first season and it cost her team many victories, dattebayo."

"Yeah…" Beth sighed, "If it happen to you, the way to break the curse is…"

"Your fifteen minutes of fame is up!" Chef tossed the screaming farmer girl into the catapult, launching her up in air.

"Okay, campers, here's the first part of your challenge." Naruto cleared his throat, "When you get to Boney Island, you have to look for six hidden camping gears, which are marked with your team's logo, and find your camping site, dattebayo. Your second part is just very simple…Survive the night and come back here at the dawn. The team that get here first wins the challenge, dattebayo…GO!" The teams quickly fight each other for the first canoe.

* * *

**(Boney Island: Woods)**

The Toxic Rats were first to reach the island and they found their first camping gear, only to run into the Wooly beavers before the creatures chase them around until they finally escape. "Now…" Jasmine panted heavily, "Where will…we go next?"

"What about that cave?" Tyler pointed at the spooky cave and several rats glance at each other nervously.

"…Tyler, you go." Almost everyone said in unison and the clumsy jock swallowed his Adam's apple.

"I'll go with you." Samey raised her hand.

"Thank, Samey." The clumsy jock smiled before they walk into the cave as the rest of rats spilt up to find the rest of their camping gears and the site.

* * *

**(Mutant Maggots)**

It has been several hours since they started their search and they managed to find their camping site and three gears. "How many more gears do we have to find?" Jo asked.

"Three…" Amy crossed her arms with a huff, "This jerk, why does he have to make us stay out in this place?!"

"At least we don't have to worry about mutated animals and chemicals." Scarlett muttered and everyone agreed with her.

"Actually, the only thing that we have to worry about is…" Cameron gulped nervously and everyone glanced at him, only to see the prehistoric gooses surrounding them.

"…RUN!" Mike screamed and everyone run off in different directions.

* * *

**(Tyler)**

"Yes!" The clumsy jock cheered as he picked a camping gear, "Samey, I found it!"

"That's wonderful." Samey smiled at her boyfriend before she realizes something, "…Tyler…"

"Yes, what is it?" Tyler glanced at her.

"Please call me Sammy instead of Samey." The good cheerleader fidgeted with her fingers as the jock raised his eyebrow at her, "Sammy is my real name…"

"Really?" The clumsy jock blinked, "But I thought that Samey is…"

"Actually, Amy changed the name in my birth certificate during the summer time." Samey sighed, "I feel weird when you call me Samey instead of my real name..."

"Oh, I'm sorry…" Tyler rubbed his neck, "I'll call you Sammy from now no…Um…Why did your sister change your name?"

"Because she's mean and she likes to make me feeling like I'm inferior." The good cheerleader muttered.

"…You're not inferior." The clumsy jock said as his girlfriend looked at him, "To me, you're perfect and very unique…Um…I'm really lucky to have you and I will never treat you as an inferior person at all."

"Yeah, I know." Samey smiled, "I'm also lucky to have you too." They stared at each other for a while with blushes before they both remember that they have challenge to do and they run off together.

* * *

**(Maggot's Camp)**

"Finally, we're done for now…" Jo sat on the log with a deep sigh after her team finished set up their tent, "I still can't believe that we're stuck with man-eating animals for the night."

"At least we have Dawn." Anne Maria jerked her head at the petite girl as she petting the Wooly beaver, "…I wonder if the other team found their stuff by now?" Somewhere on other side of the island, the rats were setting up their tent with some difficulty.

"Who care about these blasted punks!" Chester shook his fist in air, "Where is my darn blanket?!"

"Hmm, I'm worried about Mike." The Jersey girl tilted her head as she crossed her arms, "He kept changing his characters randomly today."

"Yeah, I guess he really love to act." Zoey shrugged her shoulders, cooking the fishes over the campfire since it was almost time for their dinner.

"You're right…" Anne Maria nodded her head as she watch the unpredictable boy switching his personality again, '…It's kinda odd that he kept changing his personality at random that it look like he can't control himself…What if…' Her eyes slowly widened, 'What if he really has something like split personality?'

"Hey everyone!" Everyone blinked at Naruto's voice as it echoed across the island, "You know, it's not really a camp without…Scary story, dattebayo!"

"S-S-Scary story?!" Cameron paled.

"Pfft, I bet his story will turn out to be lame story…" The evil cheerleader snorted but everyone can see that her shoulders was shaking, it seems that she can't handle scary stories at all.

Naruto clear his throat loudly, "Many years ago, there was a farmer that lived in a small village on an island and he was very bizarre person, dattebayo…He like to dress up like a scarecrow and hang on the post all day, scaring everyone that come across him. It don't matter who, he will scare men, women, and children and if he feel like it, he will chase you down the path until you fall into a flooded ditch so he can laugh at you, dattebayo. It went on and on until he laughed at a wrong woman…"

"Brace yourself…" Noah muttered softly, he knows that the redhead always have good stories and he bet that no one will sleep after the redhead's story.

"The woman decide to lie to the villagers, claiming that the farmer assaulted her and he was about to kill her but she managed to escape him, dattebayo." The redhead whispered lowly, "The villagers form a lynch mob and they all went to the farmer's house. 'If he likes to be a scarecrow then we better make him a real scarecrow!' They said as they dragged him out at night and they cut him open to pull everything out of his body, organs and bones, everything before they shove hays into his body…They even force his body into the scarecrow's costume and hang him up in a willow tree so everyone can see him...Then three days later, something weird just happened…"

* * *

**(Rat's Camp)**

"I-I-I-I don't want to hear it anymore!" Scott covered his ears with a wail.

"W-W-Where is the loudspeaker?!" Jasmine glanced around, ignoring her shivering teammates.

"His body was gone and no one knows who took it down, dattebayo." The redhead spoke, "The villagers also notice that the people vanished on the same path where the farmer used to be and they decide to send a group of brave men to look for the missing people…The next day, only one man come back, covered in blood and he look so paled as if he just witnessed something evil, dattebayo. They asked him what happened and he said…'We were walking down the path and we notice that someone was following us but there was no one behind us each time we looked…We kept hearing a creaking sound until I sneak a peek…I-I-It was the crazy scarecrow man…At first we thought it was a joke because we know that the farmer is dead…He asked us a weird question…He asked us which color would we pick? Black, blue or red? We all pick these different colors as our answer a-a-and…' The man sobbed, 'He choked these men who picked the blue and we tried to stop him, even stab him in heart but he won't stop choke them until their faces become blue…T-T-Then he grab these who picked black and drown them all in this flooded ditch…' Someone asked him what happened to those who picked the red and the man started to vomit on the ground…"

"I don't want to know, I don't want to know!" Tyler sobbed in his girlfriend's arms.

Naruto start to speak with eerily tone, "The man look up to them, 'H-H-He skinned them alive and he gouged their heart out while he was laughing at us…I-I-I got away before he gets to me…' The villagers were about to help him up but they all hear a creaking sound as it get closer to the gate. They all hear the farmer's voice asking them the question…'What color do you want? Black? Blue? Red?'…" Everyone jumped up as they heard a snapping sound, "Some of the villagers fled the island and they were lucky because the scarecrow had killed everyone on the island, dattebayo. The survivors renamed the island that is known today as…The Boney Island!"

"…"

"…"

"MOOOOOOMMY!" The rats screamed out, unknowingly that the maggots just screamed at same time.

* * *

**(Camp Wawanakwa: Naruto)**

"And that end our story, dattebayo." The redhead smirked at the mic, "Good night and sweet dream, remember to get up early tomorrow morning." He turned his head to the shivering cooker with a confusingly blink, "Chef? What's wrong?"

"N-N-Next time I'll tell the stories instead of you…" Chef said with chattering teeth.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Cameron rocks in fetus position, "W-W-W-We didn't sleep this night…Mommy, I'm scared now!"

_***Static***_

"S-S-S-See, it's lame like I said…" Amy stuttered with crossed arms, "It's just a story…Is it? It's just a story, right? Right?!"

_***Static***_

"H-H-Honestly, I don't know who will make it back first because we can't even sleep at all…" Lightning sucked his thumb in fetus position, "We kept hearing that creaking sound at night!"

* * *

**(Boney Island: Beach)**

The teams slowly walk to their canoes and they both glance at each other to see that no one have a good sleep at all. "You too?" Sky muttered and the maggots just nodded.

"At least it's just a story…" Jo muttered tiredly and Samey was about to help her team before she notice something odd.

"Is it me or does it looks like there are one more of us now?" Samey asked nervously and everyone glanced around until they notice an unmoving figure right behind them, sitting on a large boulder. The figure turned out to be a bloody scarecrow.

"Ugh…" Scarlett sighed tiredly, "It's just an prop that Naruto tried to scare…"

"**Which color do you want?"** The scarecrow slowly lifts its head to reveal an empty eye socket, filled with bloodied hays, as the campers paled, **"Black? Blue? Red? PICK ONE!"** The screaming campers quickly row their canoe away from the island and the scarecrow just chuckling evilly. **"Until we meet next time."**

* * *

**(Camp Wawanakwa: Dock)**

Naruto stand on the dock as he squint his eyes to see two canoes, noticing that they was approaching the dock at high speed than before. "Wow, looks like it's gonna be close one, dattebayo." The maggots touch the beach first by a hair, "And Mutant Maggots win!"

"YO!" Lightning stood up in a flash, "Why did you send someone out in scarecrow costume to scare us the first thing in morning?!"

"Nani?" The redhead blinked confusingly, "What scarecrow costume? What are you talking about?"

"Don't you dare act like you're really innocent!" Amy growled with chattering teeth, "You decide to pull prank on us after the damn story! Who is it? Who's the motherfucker that dresses up like a scarecrow!"

"…Chef, what are they talking about?" Naruto glanced at Chef, "Did we send someone to Boney Island in a costume?"

"No, we didn't." Chef shrugged his shoulders confusingly, "All of our interns are here and accounted for."

"Wait, you mean that story is real?" Zoey paled with everyone.

"Nah, I just made it up on spot, dattebayo." The redhead replied.

"So the scarecrow dude at the beach is…" Mike jabbed his thumb at the Boney Island's direction.

"What dude?" Naruto sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose, "You guys are the only one that I send out and that's it…I seriously have no idea what you are talking about, dattebayo. Why would I send any interns to Boney Island the first thing in morning?"

"…"

"…Anyway…" The redhead cleared his throat, "Toxic Rats, please come up to me to tell me your vote…"

"Why now?" Dave asked.

"Because we're doing elimination ceremony right now, dattebayo." Naruto smirked as the rats dropped their jaws before they each whisper into the redhead's ears and he wait until everyone line up in front of him. "Okay, I just tally up your votes and the unlucky camper that will go home is…"

"…" The rats glanced at each other.

"…" The maggots watched on.

"…Samey!" Naruto announced as everyone gasped, "That was really unexpected, dattebayo."

"Aww, I miss you already…" Tyler sighed sadly.

"I know…" Samey pecked the clumsy jock's cheek, "I'm fine with it because I just made some friends on my own and I have you…"

"Sammy…" The clumsy jock smiled as he reach out to hug her but Chef just toss the good cheerleader into the catapult and the cooker launch her up in air with a evil smirk as the jock drop on his knees. "SAMMY!"

"That was kinda evil, dattebayo." The redhead whispered to the cooker.

"I know." The cooker chuckled evilly, "I really love to cut their mushy shit short."

"Right…" Naruto rolled his eyes as he shook his head, "Okay, campers…Your challenge today is…"

"Wait!" Noah widened his eyes, "You're giving us challenge as soon as we got back?!"

"…Wait a second…" Dawn pointed at the piles right behind the host, "Are these our stuff? Why are they out here?"

"Hai." The redhead smirked, "We have to move everything out of the cabins for your challenge, dattebayo."

"Why?" Jasmine asked.

"Because your challenge is…" Naruto pulled a dynamite plunger out before he push the handle down with a smile and the campers jumped up in air as their cabins blew up. "Rebuild your cabins! Team that completed their cabin first wins! The tools and building supplies are in the boathouse so you better get start now!"

"…Wait, did you send us away from the island on purpose so you can move our stuffs out and blow our cabins up?!" Jo asked.

"Maybe." The redhead chuckled evilly with a nod.

"…You're really good." The jockette muttered and everyone nodded with her before they all ran off to the boathouse.

"…Did we have a scarecrow costume?" Naruto asked.

"No, I don't think so." Chef shook his head.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

The teams has been working on their cabins for a several hours and they was about to set up the frame but they heard a feedback, causing them to turn their heads to see their host with a megaphone. "Bonus challenge!" Naruto grinned as the campers raised their eyebrows confusingly, "Since I have a feeling that rebuilding challenge is too easy so I decide to throw some challenges at you anytime, dattebayo. If you win this challenge, you will win…" The redhead gestured at the bunk beds, "Bunk beds so you can finish your challenge faster than another team, dattebayo."

"What's our challenge?" Sky asked.

"Apple Shooter!" The redhead pulled a paintball gun out, "One of you will shoot the apple off the top of your partner's head…" He smirked, "And the shooter will be blind, dattebayo. Who want to do what?"

"I'll be the shooter!" Tyler raised his hand up quickly, "Trust me, I can shoot it off right away!"

"I'll be his partner." Jasmine said.

"I'm gonna shot this apple off her." Jo jabbed her thumb at Dawn.

* * *

"Everyone ready?" Naruto glanced at the chosen campers to make sure that they are ready, "And…SHOOT!" The shooters fired the paintballs at their partners, spattering some paints on them in process.

"Go hi…Bah!" The giant girl attempted to speak but the paintballs kept hit her face, keeping cut her off each time she try to warn him.

"Am I closer now?" The clumsy jock asked, keep firing the paintball gun at the screaming Australian girl.

"A little lower, you're almost there." Dawn glanced up at the apple as the paintball nicked it, "Almost…" The jockette fired her gun again and the paintball finally knock the apple off the petite girl's head.

"Mutant Maggots win the bunk beds!" The redhead announced as the maggots cheered, "Now get back to work, dattebayo." The campers groaned, resuming their work.

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Several hours went by and the teams were almost done with their cabin, only to groan as soon as they hear the voice of their host. "Second and final bonus challenge, dattebayo." Naruto smirked, "Tug of War!" He gestured at the drawers, "The winner will get brand-new drawers for their cabin, dattebayo."

"Tug of War?" Scarlett raised her eyebrow, "Is it me or you're actually giving us easy challenges lately?"

"Really?" The redhead smirked evilly.

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"You should have kept your mouth shut." Noah deadpanned as the campers stared at the deep pit, filled with mutated piranhas and the scheming farmer swear that he just saw Fang in this pit.

"Shut the fuck up, you fucking moron." The bookworm blinked at the mumbling scientist.

"Did you just say…" The bookworm asked.

"Hmm, what's wrong?" Scarlett adjusted her glasses, ignoring some odd stares from her teammates.

"Get ready!" Naruto hollered as the teams grab the rope, "And…TUG!" The teams pulled the ropes as they struggling to pull the other team into the pit but it was very difficult and it wasn't long enough until the rats slowly move toward the pit, due to number advantage on Maggots' side.

"Nooo!" Dave screamed out as he falls into the pit with his teammates and they all quickly get out of the pit with several bites, courtesy of the piranhas.

"Once again, Maggots win!" The redhead gestured at the cheering maggots before he glance at the groaning rats, "You better hope that you finish your cabin first before the maggots, dattebayo."

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**(Confessional)**

"Maybe I won't have sabotaged my team." Scott muttered as he craved the wood with his shark fang, "…Nah! The maggots are starting to let their guard down now." He smirked cruelly, "They will regret that they let their guard pretty soon."

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The scheming farmer glance at his teammates as he rubbing his chin in deep thought before he notice that Tyler was stumbling around with some planks and a evil smirk slowly form on Scott's face. The scheming farmer waits for the perfect moment and the clumsy jock stumbling past him before Scott suddenly trip him without everyone's knowledge. "WHOA!" Tyler cried out as he threw the planks in air and it break through the rat cabin's window. The rats gasped as the clumsy jock flinched at his mistake, "Sorry, my bad…"

"We're done here!" Jo cheered with her team and the rats turned their heads to see that they just finished their cabin.

"Great job, maggots." Naruto walked up to them with a grin as he glanced at the groaning rats, "Rats, I'll see you at the campfire and I'm pretty sure that you know the drill by now, dattebayo."

"Lightning thinks he's on cursed team again like last time." Lightning muttered to himself.

"Maybe…" The redhead smirked, "Oh yeah, maggots, can you please finish fixing the rat's cabin? And no, you can't turn my request down, dattebayo."

"Why can't you have interns or Chef do it?!" Noah threw his hands off.

"Because I gave them a day off, dattebayo." Naruto snickered.

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**(Campfire)**

"At this rate, you are gonna wipe out before the merge, dattebayo." The host shook his head at the glaring rats before he clear his throat, "Okay, I got the result and if you get a marshmallow, you are safe for now…Lightning, Sky, Dave, Scott…" The redhead glanced at Jasmine and Tyler, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The clumsy jock bit his nails nervously.

"…" The giant girl gulped.

"…Jasmine!" Naruto tossed the final marshmallow to the said girl.

"Oh man…" Tyler sighed as he climbed into the catapult, "It's good thing that Chef won't cut me off. I gotta say that I'm really…" The catapult launched the screaming jock up in air and everyone slowly turn their heads to the redhead next to the catapult.

"…Chef didn't tell me that it have hair trigger, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled sheepishly.

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**(Mike)**

"Mike…" The said boy glanced over his shoulder to see Anne Maria as he was about to get into the cabin, "Can we talk…In private?"

"O-O-Oh, sure." Mike rubbed his head before they walk toward the beach and they sit down on a log.

"…Can you answer my question honestly?" The Jersey girl asked.

"Um…" The unpredictable boy fidgeted, "Sure…"

"…Mike, do you have split personality or something?" Anne Maria turned her head to the unpredictable boy and his breath hitched in his throat.

"…Y-Y-Yes…" Mike sighed sadly, "I have multiple personality disorder…I-I-I tried to tell you but I don't know because I'm scared that you will leave me as soon as you found out…"

"…I'm not gonna leave you." The Jersey girl put her hand on his hand, "We can figure it out and I think it would be very interesting experience to date a guy with MPD."

"R-R-Really?" The unpredictable boy glanced at her with a blink.

"Yeah, if you look at it that way, it's like I'm dating a lot of guys at once without cheating since there's only one person." Anne Maria smirked at the gaping unpredictable boy, "Yeah, I would still date you even if you switch to Chester, Vito, Svetlana or Manitoba and I will totally date them as long as you, Mike, will get it first." Mike slowly turn his head to her with widened eyes, "…Oh, is there more of you guys or not?"

"Well…" Mike rubbed his head, "There's one more…Mal, he's evil dude and he really did a lot of bad things until something weird happened…"

"What?" The Jersey girl leaned in.

"All of sudden, Mal give me back control and my body was very sore that I can't even move at all…" The unpredictable boy crossed his arms, "And for some reason, there were a lot of corncobs around me…"

"…Corncobs?" Anne Maria raised her eyebrow at him and he just shrugged his shoulders before they start to talk more about his MPD and their new relationship.

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**(Main Lodge)**

Two days later, the campers chat with each other after they finished their breakfast. "I almost feel bad for the rats…" Jo said loudly so the rats can hear her, "Almost!"

"Oh please!" Lightning snorted, "Compare to my biceps, your team has no muscles."

"Yeah, and some of your members are kinda useless." Scott taunted as he smirked at the petite girl, "Like…This creepy girl."

"Dawn, you better trash-talk him back." The jockette nudged the petite girl.

"Okay…" Dawn nodded before she stares at the scheming farmer, "…Your parents didn't hold you enough as child…Because of that, you look like you just crawl out of trash." Everyone stared at the petite girl with widened eyes, "Ah, and your social skills are so poor that you can't even make friend with a mice…Ah, what kind of man are you if you scream like a girl each time you run away from…"

"Um…Dawn…" Zoey placed her hands on the petite girl's shoulders with a nervous laughter, "I think it's good idea to stop for now…"

"Was it good?" The petite girl asked and everyone glanced at the sniffling scheming farmer.

"…Yes." Almost everyone said at same time.

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**(Woods)**

Naruto grinning at the gaping campers as he gestures at the race obstacle, "Your today's challenge is…Death Race Obstacle, aka, DRO for short, dattebayo. All you have to do is just run across the minefield…" A butterfly barely touches the ground before it explodes, "Walk on the tightrope, over the piranha pit while dodging the pendulums…" The mutated piranha jump around as the pendulum swinging over the rope, "Crawling through the mud field…" Countless arrows flew over the field, "Then you have to sneak past Fang to get across the finishing lane, dattebayo." The host pointed at the snoozing mutated shark.

"…Naruto…" Noah slowly turned his head to the redhead with paled face, "You're one evil sadistic bastard…Not even Chris or Chef would come up with that…"

"I know and it rock, dattebayo!" The redhead laughed evilly and his laughter slowly becomes manically as everyone slowly step away from him.

'Why do I feel like I'm getting turn on?' Amy stared at the laughing redhead, "Damn you, pervert." Her odd comment earns a lot of strange looks from the campers.

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**(Confessional)**

"It's McLean thing…" Naruto rubbed his head with a sheepish grin, "I have to get in touch with it during the challenges, dattebayo. It was either that or Chef would break into the mine and force everyone to go in."

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"The whole team that finishes the race first wins the challenge and the losers will see me at the elimination ceremony, dattebayo." Naruto cleared his throat, "And…GO!" The campers took off, racing each other across the minefield.

"Out of my way!" Jo threw a punch at the sport jock.

"No way, dude!" Lightning ducked under her fist before the mine launch them up in air, screaming for their lives as they land on another mine and it launch them up again. Dave almost reaches the tightrope but Amy shove him into the pit and the screaming Indian boy quickly swim out with a chewing piranha on his ass.

"Now I shall make my graceful flips across the rope!" Svetlana leaped across the rope with ease after the unpredictable boy gets a pep talk from the bubble boy.

"Watch out for the pendulums!" Cameron screamed on Sevetlana's back but the unpredictable boy just hop across the swinging pendulums.

"Whoo, that's my girl." Anne Maria whispered to herself, reaching the second leg with several campers.

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"And the first one to across the finishing line is…" Naruto smirked as Jo and Lightning ran across the line with heavy pants, "Jo!"

"Ha, I won the game!" The jockette smirked at the scowling sport jock, "How do you feel like losing to a girl? It really sucks to be you to lose another rat…"

"What girl?" Lightning raised his eyebrow confusingly and Jo was about to say something but the host cut her off.

"Actually, you don't win the challenge yet." The redhead replied as the jockette raised her eyebrow at him, "I did say that the WHOLE team that finishes the race first wins…Meaning that your teammates have to get across the finish line first before the rats do, dattebayo." Jo's eyes widened as she turn her head to the race with a jerk, she can see that some of her teammates was still on the tightrope while most of the rats made it to the mud field. "Oh yeah, the rats have less members than the maggots, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his chin with a smirk.

"Fuck…" Jo shouted, "Maggots, step up and get here faster!"

"Faster!" The sport jock hollered with a grin, "Faster! We can win this challenge!"

"Ew, ew, ew…" The phobia-prone boy crawled across the mud field, "I am so gonna take a bath after that…" An arrow flew past his head and it stuck Dawn's sleeve into the ground as the petite girl gasp softly, attempting to pull the arrow out but it was too deep. She glance at the finish line to see that Sky, Jasmine, Mike, Cameron and Amy had made it and she notice that Anne Maria was holding Scott back by dunking his head into the mud.

"Do you need help?" The petite girl turned her head to Zoey.

"Yes, please." Dawn nodded and the indie girl pulls the arrow out with a grunt. They resume their crawl, they finally reach the final part as Noah and Scarlett finished the obstacle.

"Dave, hurry up!" Jasmine waved her hands around, "Scott, you too!"

"Spray Can, good job and get over here!" The jockette hollered as Anne Maria released the scheming farmer and everyone rushing toward the finish line but they forget one thing…Fang suddenly stand up in front of the finish line with a deadly glare, all these shouting just wake him up from his sweet dream and it really piss him off because he really want to know how his dream end.

"Oh no…" Scott paled as the mutated shark noticed him and Fang cracked his knuckles with an evil smirk before he chasing the screaming campers around. It wasn't long enough until Zoey and Dave finally run across the line and Anne Maria and Dawn was about to step forward but Fang threw the screaming scheming farmer across the finish line, beating them by a hair.

"Toxic Rats win the race with Fang's assist, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at the sight as the rats cheered, "Maggots, it's time to roasting some marshmallows with me, dattebayo."

"It better be me…" The bookworm muttered to himself, he don't think he can take another crazy dangerous challenge like this DRO challenge. 'He's eviler than Chris.'

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**(Campfire)**

"I hope you guys learn your lesson that sometime it's not good idea to have number advantage, dattebayo." The redhead smirked at the groaning maggots.

"That is so unfair…" Amy growled with crossed arms and Jo grunted as if she agreed with the evil cheerleader.

"Life can be unfair sometime, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "I just got the result and it look like it was difficult for everyone to decide on their votes. Remember, if you get a marshmallow, you are safe to do another challenge…The following campers are safe…Anne Maria, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Scarlett, Zoey, Noah…" He turned his head to Amy and Dawn, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The petite girl just stared at the redhead.

"…" The evil cheerleader glared.

"…Amy!" The redhead announced and Chef was about to grab the petite girl, only to blink at the empty seat.

"What the fuck…" Chef muttered as the confusing campers glanced around, "Where did she go?!"

"I'm over here." Almost everyone jumped in air with a yelp as Dawn waved in the catapult, "Naruto, remember to pay more attention to me."

"Hai, I will." Naruto chuckled.

"Good, because if you don't…" The petite girl touched her lips, "I'll give you a kiss punishment…"

"Say what?!" The cooker accidentally launched Dawn up in air as he turned to the redhead with a frying pan, "What is she talking about?!"

"Um…" The redhead rubbed his head nervously before he glance at his wrist, "Would you look at the time, it's getting late and I better get back to the trailer to see Ma-chan!"

"GET BACK HERE, BRAT!" Chef chased the fleeing redhead.

"…I don't know you guys but I'm gonna sleep now…" Noah rubbed his temples and the maggots nodded their heads at him.

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**(Cabins)**

The next day, the campers were snoozing in their beds until the interns suddenly pour the water on them, waking them up in process before they drag the grumbling campers out of the cabins and some of the campers glare at the chuckling host and cooker. "W-W-W-What's the big idea with pouring icy water on us?!" Jasmine glared with chattering teeth.

"Well, I decide to save you some time with your showers, dattebayo." Naruto snickered, "Because today's challenge is gonna be a long day for you guys…Five challenges to be exact, dattebayo."

"Oh joy…" Dave sighed loudly.

"Oh, it will be so fun, dattebayo." The redhead smirked, "The rule is very simple...Win three out of five challenges, dattebayo." He walked away from them, "Follow me, campers."

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**(Lake)**

"Are these flying chairs?" Zoey gasped as soon as she saw the flying chairs.

"Hai." Naruto nodded before he grin at them, "Campers, beside Scott and Scarlett, please take your seats so I will explain the first challenge, dattebayo." He waited as the campers take their seats, "Scott, Scarlett, you two will play…" He gestured at the small barrel with small pirate and swords on the table, "Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu!"

"What did you said?" Scott blinked confusingly.

"Translating…" Scarlett cleared her throat, "Blackbeard in Danger."

"Yeah, what she just said." The redhead chuckled, "You two will take a turn to insert a sword into one of the slots on this barrel until the loser get the unlucky slot and pop the pirate out, dattebayo. The loser's team will take a short flight into this lovely lake, filled with mutated piranhas, crocodiles, Fang and Mr. Tentacles."

"…Mr. Tentacles?!" Noah paled as the tentacles grabbed the mutated seagull in the air, "W-W-What kind of animal is that?"

"Chef?" The host glanced at the cooker.

"I think it was octopus mixed with goldfish, bat, and some freaky eye or something like that." Chef shrugged his shoulders and the bookworm was about to say something but the host cut him off.

"And…" Naruto clapped his hands loudly, "POP THE PIRATE!"

"Ladies first." The scheming farmer smirked and the scientist just inserted her sword in one of the top-right slots. Scott rub his chin before he place his sword into the bottom slot, following by Scarlett's sword in bottom-left slot and the scheming farmer put his second sword into another slot on the top row.

"Take it easy!" Amy squirmed in her seat as the players filled the slots faster and she can see that there were few slots left.

"Be careful!" Sky gulped as the scheming farmer scratched his head, staring at the last four slots and he insert his sword into the second slot before the pirate pop out.

"Maggots win the first challenge!" The redhead announced as the screaming rats flew into the lake before the tentacles toss them back to the shore, "Now let's go to the main lodge, dattebayo."

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**(Confessional)**

"Okay, I'm very concern now because I have a feeling that the challenges will get more painful and dangerous." Jasmine dried her hat, "I hope my gut is wrong that time…"

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**(Main Lodge)**

"We will do three challenges here, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "And don't worry, they are pretty harmless…Maybe."

"Yeah, very harmless like these collars." Jo muttered sarcastically, fidgeting with her neck collar.

"Second challenge…" The redhead held up a coin, "Flip the coin!"

"…That's it?" Lightning scoffed with fists on his hip, "Too easy…"

"Um…What are these books for?" Anne Maria pointed at the books on the table.

"I was getting to that, dattebayo." Naruto muttered, "In this challenge, you won't touch the coin because you will flip them by hit the book, dattebayo. Let me demonstrate…" The redhead place the coin on top of the book before he slam his palm on the book, causing the coin to flip up and it land on head. "Three players have to flip their coin to get to another side of the coin in one try…Fail to do and you will get a good shock. First team to flip their coins successful will earn a point to their scoreboard, dattebayo. With me so far?" Everyone nodded, "Good…For the Maggot team, the players are…Amy, Zoey and Noah. The Rat players are…Sky, Lightning and Jasmine. We will start with the maggots, dattebayo."

"What will happen if the coin rolls off the book but land on another side?" Noah asked.

"It will count as failure because it has to stay on the book, dattebayo." The redhead replied and the bookworm glance at the textbook before he smack his hand on the book lightly, release his breath as soon as it land on tail. Amy attempt to flip the coin but it didn't move an inch and the maggots scream out in pain.

"Um…" Scott stared at the screaming maggots, "Naruto, how much volts did you just set to?"

"Rats, your move." Naruto ignored the scheming farmer.

"Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered as he flipped the coin successful and Jasmine slam her palm on the book, flipping the coin successful. The Cree girl felt very nervous as soon as the pressure got to her since it all depend on her now.

"Sky, use a little strength." The giant girl encouraged, "It's all in wrist, do it lightly."

"Okay…" Sky took a deep breath and she slam the textbook as the coin flipping in air before it land on head, causing the rats to cheer out.

"And it's a tie." Naruto said, "Next challenge is…" He gestured at Dakota as she placed the box on the table and everyone can see that it was fill with chopsticks. "Chopstick Breaker!"

"You are seriously giving us a easy chal…" Jo huffed before someone cut her off.

"It's not easy as you think it is…" Dakota whined, "Trust me, he just had the interns testing this challenge out and let's say…You will feel a lot of pain."

"Oh yeah, she's right because you're gonna place the chopstick between your fingers, which are the ring and index finger and you will put your middle finger over the chopstick, dattebayo." The redhead grinned evilly and the campers glance at each other nervously.

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**(Confessional)**

"I know I'm starting to get carry away but I have no choice, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head with a faintly blush, "I can't wait until the show is over."

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"Our players will be…" The host glanced at the nervous campers, "Dave, Scott and Lightning against Mike, Anne Maria and Jo. The team that breaks their chopsticks first will earn another point so you better brace yourself for the pain, dattebayo. And…GO!"

Lightning smash his hand down before he hold his sore hand up in air with a bloodcurdling scream, "FUUUUCK! THE PAIN! OH GOD!" He can't believe it that the chopstick didn't even break at all.

"You sissy…" The jockette scoffed before she screams out in pain as she breaks the chopstick, "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

"Now I can see why tou-san really loves his job." Naruto chuckled lightly at the screaming players.

"For the first time in my life, I wish Chris was here to host the show…" Noah mumbled under his breath with a shiver.

"I think we'll break it on the knee…" Mike breaks the chopstick on his knee before he roll on the floor with a high-pitched shriek, "DON'T DO IT! IT HURT SO FUCKING BAD!"

"WHY!" Scott wailed with the sport jock after they finally broke their chopstick, "WHY ME?!" It was down to Dave and Anne Maria but they finally notice that the Indian boy just pass out from the pain and he can't even break the chopstick. Anne Maria smashes her hands down repeating until the chopstick finally break.

"FINALLY!" Anne Maria sobbed with her sore fingers, "FUCK! A-A-Are we done?!"

"Hai." The redhead nodded, "Maggots now have a lead on the rats, dattebayo! Will the rats turn it around or will it be the end of them? The next challenge is…Draw Down the Lane!"

"W-W-Will it hurt us too?" Cameron stuttered.

"Nah, it won't." Naruto shook his head, "It's just a simple game, dattebayo. Are you familiar with Telephone or Whisper game?" Some campers nodded their heads, "It's kinda like this game but little different because you each have ten second to draw whatever we will give you and the next person have to draw what they just saw on your sketchbook until the person in front will have to guess what the drawing is based on, dattebayo. First team that guesses correctly will win this challenge. Maggots, your players are…" He glanced at the campers, "Amy, Zoey, Cameron, Scarlett and Noah. Rats, you have enough players since there are only five of you."

"I'll be the guesser." Amy crossed her arms with a huff and her teammates just shrugged their shoulders.

"Can I be the guesser?" Jasmine asked and her teammates nodded at her.

"Make a line and no peek." The redhead clapped his hands and the players form a line before Scott and Zoey turn around to see Dakota and another intern with sketchbooks. Dakota flip her sketchbook to the indie girl, revealing that she have to draw a Chinese dragon and Scott stare at a panda drawing as they both quickly draw on their sketchbook within ten seconds before they show their sketching to the next players.

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"Um…" The evil cheerleader stared at a snake drawing that the bubble boy just made, "A snake?" The team screams out in pain as their collar shock them and the giant girl just scratch her head, trying to figure Lightning's drawing out.

"Is that grizzly bear?" The Australian girl rubbed her neck before everyone scream out in pain.

"Try again, dattebayo." Naruto laughed.

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After several tries and positions switching, the evil cheerleader chew her lips as she stare at Noah's sketchbook and the giant girl tapping her chin, staring at Dave's sketchbook. "Is it…" Amy muttered at a poorly sketching of a cat, "A cat?"

"IT'S A LION!" Scarlett shouted furiously before the collars shock them all.

"…A tiger?" Jasmine shrugged her shoulders.

"Yes, it is!" Sky cheered with her teammates.

"And we're tied again!" The redhead announced, "Let's go to the next location for the tiebreaker challenge, dattebayo!"

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**(Stage)**

"Oh my…"Anne Maria whistled at the giant jenga and her fellow campers just stare at it with gaping expression.

"I'm pretty sure that you all know the rule of this challenge, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled at the nodding campers, "But I just add a little tweak…You won't stack it up each time you remove a piece, meaning whoever remove a piece that bring jenga down will lose the challenge and the loser's team will send one of their member home, dattebayo."

"So who's playing?" Cameron asked.

"Everyone." The redhead replied, "You all will take a turn to remove one piece until the jenga fall down…"

"That would be so easy since we can remove the top…" Lightning said before the redhead cut him off.

"And you will be disqualified if you remove the pieces from the top." Naruto smirked as the sport jock mumbled something under his breath, "Let's start with Rats and…GO!"

"I'm going first." Sky removed the middle piece from the middle section and Zoey quickly remove another middle piece from the middle section on the jenga's side, Scott follow it up by removing left piece on the second row from the bottom.

"Careful…" Cameron muttered to himself as he removing the middle piece from the bottom, "…Yes!" The jenga seems like it was start to teetering slightly as the campers take their turns and it wasn't long enough until Amy widened her eyes at the teetering jenga, it was her turn already.

"Try to nudge one of the pieces out." Scarlett hollered.

"Okay…" Amy attempted to push the piece out within the middle section but it was her mistake and the jenga finally collapse down.

"And the rats win the today's challenge!" The host announced as the rats cheered at their luck, "Maggots…"

"We'll see you at the campfire." Noah said in monotone.

"Gomen, but the producers want me to repeat it over and over, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head with a sheepish grin.

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**(Campfire)**

"To recap so far, Noah, Jo, Scarlett, Anne Maria, Zoey, and Mike have received their marshmallows and Amy and Cameron are the only two remaining campers that don't get their marshmallow yet, dattebayo." Naruto gestured at the final marshmallow on Chef's tray, "The loser that will go home tonight is…"

"…" The bubble boy gulped with cold sweats.

"…" The evil cheerleader crossed her arms with a scowl.

"…Amy!"

"Ugh, whatever!" Amy scoffed, getting up on her feet.

"It's time for you to take a ri…" Naruto was cut off by the evil cheerleader as she pulls him in a deep kiss, causing the campers and the cooker to drop their jaws. They never notice Zoey's growl as Amy release him and the redhead tried to say something but the evil cheerleader just smack his ass, causing him to yelp. Before anyone can react, Chef just tossed the girl into the catapult and it launches her out of the island. "…Why did she just kiss and spank me?!" The redhead asked with confusing expression and everyone just facepalmed.

'He never changes at all.' Zoey shook her head.

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**(Dock)**

"Wow, I don't know that I can be so evil like my tou-san after everyone went through my challenges, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin, "So far we have cut our campers down by half and it won't be long before the teams will be merge together, dattebayo. Hmm, I think I can hear some questions coming up right now…What would the campers do when their teams finally merge? Will we see some rivals? New friendships? New drama? Who's gonna be our special guest? Who will be next to be hurl out from the Hurl of Shame? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**REVENGE OF ISLAND!"**

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_Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Noah, Scarlett, Zoey_

_Toxic Rats: Dave, Jasmine, Lightning, Scott, Sky_

_Eliminated: Amy, Beardo, Dakota, Dawn, Eva, Leonard, Naruto, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Tyler_

_Peanut Gallery: Alejandro, B, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Trent_

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**And this ends our twenty-six chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**To let you all know that next week, there will be no chapter because I'm going to take a week off for some little R&amp;R but don't worry, I will update right after break.**

**We have seen that Naruto is more evil than Chris when he is in charge but he have no choice because he have to do it…That and it's his McLean side.**

**Yes, there will be aftermath shows but it won't be often like before.**

**Scary Story: The color questions was based off a Japanese Urban Legend and I decide to use scarecrow as the monster because I happen to like scarecrow, don't know why…The scarecrow won't appear again, just to let you know.**

**I know that some challenges are very short but it's because this chapter focus on some characters' developing relationships.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	27. Revenge of Island: We Scream For Merge

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some of your questions may will be revealed in this chapter, some of your questions may won't be answered to avoid the spoilers. Sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Coldblue: 1) Jo's crush will be revealed in time. 4) I don't know, we'll see after the end of the WDL but I will let you all know at the end.**

**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-seven chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon, some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 27: Revenge of Island: We Scream For Merge**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Island, our campers went through a several brutal challenges that make Chris look like a saint, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "Some campers can't take it and they have to take a ride from the Hurl of Shame, dattebayo. During these challenges, we just saw some campers getting closer and we also see that the rats are getting outnumbered by the maggots but I have a good feeling that the teams will merge pretty soon, dattebayo. Will the merge happen soon? Will my challenges get worse than before? Who will be the next victims that will get hurl out of the island? Find out tonight on Total Drama Revenge of Island!" He snickered to himself, "And you don't want to miss it because…Let's say…We will get some good screams out of the campers, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Beach)**

The campers was enjoying their dreams until the alarm jolt them up and they glance around to find themselves on a large floating raft, they also notice that Dakota was with them for some reason. "What the hell?" Anne Maria stared at the island with widened eyes, "What's going on?!"

"Naruto must have set us adrift after we went to sleep!" Zoey gasped.

"Yeah." Scott grunted before he realizes something, "Wait, I don't remember anything after dinner."

"He's right!" Jasmine nodded.

"Dinner!" Cameron widened his eyes, "That's it! Chef gave us turkey last night and it made us sleepy…"

"…No, more like Chef just roofied us." Noah deadpanned.

"Lightning wins the superbowl!" Lightning muttered in his sleep before Dave shoves him into the water, waking the sport jock up in process. "Whoa!" The sport jock climbed back on the raft, "What? Where'd the cabin go?"

"Great…" The scheming farmer fidgeted, "Now we're gonna be some stupid shark's dinner."

"Ah, don't worry." Mike glanced at the floating junks, "They'll never find us in middle of all this junk…" He spots a hat in a floating box, "Hey, sweet hat…" He was about to pick it up but the Jersey girl and the bubble boy stop him right away.

"Mike, I don't think you want to put it on…" The Jersey girl giggled nervously, "Who know where it has been?"

"Yeah, you better wash it and try it on after we get back on the island." The bubble boy nodded.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Mike doesn't want anyone to know about his secret yet and he's still a bit scared about anyone find it out so we have to help him out until he's ready." Anne Maria crossed her legs, "…That and I'm little mad at Manitoba for making a sexist comment."

_***Static***_

"Mike and I have a deal." Cameron smiled, "I help him stay Mike and he let me study his personalities. I've already decoded Mike's personality triggers. Whatever he loses his shirt, Vito comes out. He becomes Svetlana when he gets some pep talks or faces a physical challenge. When he gets frustrated, Chester arrives. Any hats that he put on will release Manitoba…" He rubbed his chin, "Mike told me that there's one more personality but we can't figure out the trigger."

* * *

"Can anyone please tell me why I'm here with you guys?" Dakota asked with puzzled expression.

"Morning, campers!" Everyone turned their heads to see Naruto and Chef in a boat, "Did anyone enjoy Chef's special turkey?"

"Naruto, why am I here on the raft?" The rich girl asked with hands on her hip.

"You will get your answer pretty soon, dattebayo." The redhead smirked, "First thing, the merge was suppose to happen in next episode but I decide to make it happen early because I feel like it, dattebayo."

"That means no more teams now?" Sky glanced at her fellow campers.

"Hai." Naruto nodded, "Second thing…McLean-Brand Chris Head statue thingy is now voided…"

"Wait, that means I can't use that to save my ass anymore?" Scott pulled a statue out.

"Oh yeah." The redhead smirked evilly as the scheming farmer dump it into the water with a groan, "Third…Please welcome Dakota back, dattebayo!"

"…I'm back in the game?" Dakota blinked confusingly before she cheers to herself.

"It's good thing that it's not a certain person." Dave scoffed with crossed arms.

"Anyway…" Naruto cleared his throat, "It's time for today's challenge, dattebayo. Here's the first part of your challenge…Race to the shore by any means possible." He jabbed his thumb at the island, "First camper there wins a handy reward. Last camper gets a penalty before you start your quest for treasure, dattebayo."

"A treasure hunt?" The rich girl scoffed, "Weak…"

"Too bad." The redhead replied with a shrug as the boat sailed away from the campers, "It's Showtime, dattebayo!"

"I don't know you guys but I'm gonna swim!" Jo quickly dives into the water before she swims toward the shore, followed by Lightning, Sky and Jasmine.

"Um…" The indie girl rubbed her neck as she glanced at some campers, "Can we work together for last time and row our way back to the shore?"

"I agree with her." Scarlett muttered and most of the campers agreed since they were not sure if there was any mutated sea creatures within the water.

* * *

Lightning have been swimming for a while as he glance over his shoulder to see that some campers on the raft was gaining on the swimmers and he was about to say something but he bump into something. He slowly turns his head around to see a giant mutated octopus and he scream out as the creature grabs the screaming swimmers, tossing them around like a ragdoll. "I won't be some calamari's dinner!" The jockette punched the tentacle.

"Giant squid dead ahead!" Dakota shouted.

"Keep quiet!" Mike shushed her, "Maybe we can sneak by it…" The scheming farmer suddenly scream out and the rowers turn around to see Fang on the raft with a maniacal grin before everyone quickly jump into the water, swimming for their lives as the mutated shark chase them down. The giant octopus finally release the caught campers since it was getting bored because the campers didn't play with the creature at all and the campers quickly resume their race, attempting to be the first one on the shore. It wasn't long enough until someone finally makes it in first place.

"Yes, I did it!" Jasmine cheered as soon as the rest of the grumbling campers crawl out of the water.

"Congrats, Jasmine." Everyone glanced up to see the redhead in helicopter with Chef.

"How the hell did you get in helicopter that faster?!" Noah muttered.

"Trade secret, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he tossed two objects to the giant girl, "Jasmine, because you come in first place, you get…"

"A map and compass?" The giant girl raised her eyebrow.

"Now, second part of the challenge…" The redhead rubbed his chin, "Originally, if tou-san was still here, he would bury a guest and one loser alive in one chest but it's good thing that I change few things, dattebayo."

"I still wish you don't change it because that would be fun." Chef grunted.

"Meh." Naruto waved it off with a shrug, "Anyway…The treasure is at the northern tip of the island, dattebayo. GO!" The campers quickly disappear into the woods, "Hmm…Did I tell them about the guardian of chest?"

"Nah." The cooker snickered.

"Good." The redhead smirked evilly.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Jasmine peek over her shoulder and she give out a deep sigh as soon as she spot some campers that decide to follow her since she have the map and compass before they smell something. "…It reeks!" Dave screamed and they all turn their heads to the toxic swamp.

"Smells like home." Scott smelled the air with a smile.

"Is there a path around here?" Dakota asked.

"Yes, there's one." Jasmine nodded, if they take this path and it will be too long for them to reach the chest by then. She doesn't have to help them since there's no more team and she would do anything to win as long as it's fair. "You can take it if you want." The giant girl pointed at the long path and some campers walk down as several campers decides to stay with the giant girl, Jasmine raises her eyebrow at them.

"I'm not gonna take this path because it feel fishy to me." Noah shrugged his shoulders.

"Ugh…" The giant girl groaned, at least she won't be alone for a while.

* * *

"Honestly, Anne Maria, there's something about Scott I don't trust." Mike whispered to the Jersey girl as they waddled though the swamp.

"He'd sell his own mother to get ahead." Cameron agreed since he noticed that the scheming farmer was always around when something happen to some rats.

"Well, he's kinda shady…" Anne Maria tapped her chin.

"Guys, don't be so quick to…" Zoey halted her sentence as soon as she hears a growl under her feet before the mutated crocodile throw her off its back with a roar.

"RUN!" Lightning screamed out before they all run away from the angry crocodile.

* * *

"Ew, I really need a shower after that." Dakota grimaced.

"Yeah…" Jo sighed, "You said that for the fifteenth times…"

"Ugh…" The rich girl grumbled to herself, never notice some eyerolls from several campers.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Dakota's not bad but…" Sky rubbed her neck nervously, "She…Um…She's very high-maintenance?"

_***Static***_

"Dakota has been complaining a lot and kept wishing that Sam was here." Dave scoffed with crossed arms, "Bunch of freaks."

* * *

"I think we're here…" Scarlett panted heavily with campers as they finally reached the clearing, "I recognize that clearing after I steal a glance at Jasmine's map."

"That's great…" The bubble boy panted, "And I think we just lose the crocodile…"

"Look, there's the chest!" Zoey pointed at the hanging chest with a gasp.

"OUTTA MY WAY!" Jo suddenly shove them away as soon as the rest of the campers finally show up and Jasmine can't believe that she show up after these campers who took the long path. The jockette was about to claim the chest but a creature pop out of the ground with an savage roar, it was an giant snake with mane and a pair of wings.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Noah shouted with widened eyes before the snake whip them away with its tail and the creature kept tossing some stubborn campers away as they attempt to snatch the chest.

* * *

"I fucking hate freaky animals now…" Scott panted as the snake just tossed Lightning into Scarlett, it has been about two hours and no one has been getting closer to the chest. The mutated snake feels very smug that it doesn't let anyone come near the treasure che…

"All right, I got it!" The creature turned its head with a jerk as it stared at the cheering jockette, "Winner circle, here I come!" She opened it to see… "WHAT THE HELL!" The treasure chest was filled with picture of Maeve in costumes.

"Jo won the challenge, dattebayo!" Naruto announced from the helicopter, "She win immunity and complete set of Ma-chan…It's first series by the way, dattebayo."

"…Can I just take the immunity?" Jo deadpanned.

"What about Ma-chan's collection?" The redhead asked as the jockette just waved it off with a snort, "Fine, your loss."

"No, it's not." The jockette mumbled under her breath with an eyeroll.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Okay, campers, the votes are tallied and it was really close, dattebayo." Naruto waved the papers around as the campers glanced at each other, "Who's the one that will go home tonight? Here's the answer…"

"…" The campers gulped.

"…"

"…Dakota!" The redhead said as the rich girl walked toward the dock, "Tough luck, you just got back in the game for one episode before you get the boot, dattebayo."

"Whatever." Dakota blew her hair up, "At least I don't have to stay on this island and I will see Sa…" The catapult launches her up in air, courtesy of Chef.

"Well…" Naruto turned around to the campers with a grin, "If I were you, I better get a lot of sleep right away, dattebayo." The campers glance at each other nervously.

* * *

**(Cameron)**

The bubble boy walks toward the restroom until he spots Scarlett, crouching over something. "Scarlett?" Cameron called out as the scientist quickly stood up with arms behind her back, "Why are you up so late? And what were you doing?"

"Oh…" Scarlett adjusted her glasses, "I was on my way to the restroom and I just drop my glasses by accident."

"Ah, I see…" The bubble boy rubbed his head, "Well…It's really late now so I'll be off…Bye."

"Bye." The scientist waved her hand at the bubble boy as he entered the restroom and her eyes glance at the vial in her hands.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I have been collecting these chemical wastes for a while." Scarlett wiggled a vial in her hand, "These vials will fetch a lot of moneys from some certain companies and I will have some useful mutated animals to command…" She laughed evilly.

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

"Dave, can you give me one wet wipe?" Cameron asked, the campers were having their breakfast and the bubble boy accidently spill some slop all over his hand.

"No, I'm not gonna share my wipes with anyone!" Dave scowled as he hide the wipe packets inside his pockets, "The island is so filthy and no crazy people are gonna use my wipes!"

"If he kept saying 'crazy' one more time…" Jo growled lowly as some campers agreed with her mentally, Dave has been calling everyone crazy and insane lately and it was starting to get on their nerves.

"Campers, please come to the campfire for your today's challenge, dattebayo!" Naruto's voice rang out of the loudspeaker.

"Someone up there..." Noah glanced up at the ceiling, "Please don't let it be one of these twisted challenge…Please!"

* * *

**(Campfire)**

The campers sit down on the tree stumps as soon as their host show up and some campers notice a large red ball in the redhead's hand. "Today we will honor an certain challenge that started our first season off, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, "Paint Bomb Tag! Our special guest will explain the rules to you, dattebayo…Please welcome Owen!"

"Hi, fellas!" Owen waved at the campers with a wide grin as he appeared at the redhead's side, "It's so awesome to be here!"

"Big O, why don't you tell our campers the rules of Paint Bomb Tag?" The redhead chuckled.

"Well…" The oaf scratched his hair, "If I remember right...It's same like tag but with few rules like…Um…No tag-back and when you get tag, you have to freeze for ten seconds." He paused, "Oh! And there are no safe zones at all! Did I forget anything else, Naru?"

"You forget about a couple things…" Naruto grinned evilly at the campers, "Instant elimination for the 'it' when the time limit expire and…" He snickered as the campers gasped, "I add a few secret ingredients and let's say that the paint won't come off for a week, not even the water can wash it off! That means one of you guys will have to walk around like that in public for a week, dattebayo."

"WHAT?!" The campers cried out.

"Whoa, that really sucks!" Owen winced.

"The time limit is one hour, dattebayo." The grinning redhead bounced the ball in his hand, "Any takers?" No one said anything for a while, "No? Big O, pick one out to be 'it', dattebayo."

"Um…" The oaf glanced at the campers, "Hmm…That guy." He pointed at the scheming farmer, "Scott, right?"

"Ugh!" The scheming farmer caught the paint bomb.

"Scott, count to ten and push this button to start the time." Naruto smirked, "Campers, go hide right…NOW!" The campers quickly scattered around and the farmer wait for a while before he walk off.

"…Now what?" Owen asked.

"Time for you to leave the island now!" Chef tossed the oaf into the catapult suddenly before the cooker launch Owen up in air.

* * *

**(Sky)**

The Cree girl glance around the clearing in the woods before she spot a tallest tree and the aspiring Olympian start to climb up the tree, hide in time as the scheming farmer just walk past her without a notice. 'That was close one.' Sky sighed mentally.

* * *

**(Scott)**

"Oh, come on!" The scheming farmer walked up to the cabin after fifteen minutes of search, "Where the hell are these guys hiding?" He opened the door to see Noah right behind the door and he shoves the ball into the bookworm's hands with a smirk before he run away.

"Great…" Noah muttered.

* * *

**(Mike)**

"I really never thought of using that place to hide." The unpredictable boy glanced around the abandoned building.

"Same here…" Anne Maria turned her head to the indie girl, "Thank for the help.

"You're welcome." Zoey smiled, "I think it used to be art and craft building…"

"Wonder why it's abandoned…" Mike muttered to himself, it turned out that Fang has been living in this building for a while.

* * *

**(Lightning)**

"COME BACK HERE!" Jo roared as she chased the sport jock with the red ball in her hands, the bookworm caught her in the freezer early and she just stumbled upon the sport jock in the boathouse after looking around for a while.

"HELL NO!" Lightning hollered back and it went on for a while until the jockette tackle him down.

"Tag." The jockette dropped the ball on Lightning's back and she took off with a smirk as the sport jock glance at the timer, there was about thirty minutes left.

* * *

**(Scarlett)**

The scientist climb on the main lodge's roof and she spot Jasmine as the giant girl enter the restroom before Scarlett quickly lie down on the roof as soon as Lightning wander into her sight. "Anyone here?" The sport jock glanced around for a while before he walk toward the boy's cabin and an idea pop up in the scientist's head as she smirk cruelly. She pull a tile off the roof before she throw it at the restroom's door, catching Lightning's attention and the sport jock raise his eyebrow as he decide to check the source of the noise. The sport jock suddenly hear a noise inside the restroom before he run inside and Scarlett blink as soon as Cameron and Lightning ran out, it turn out that the bubble boy was hiding inside the restroom and he was lucky that the sport jock tag Jasmine first.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe that I'm still on this stupid island with these crazy freaks." Dave muttered angrily with crossed arms, "The more time I spend with them, the crazier they get! And some of them are not natural at all like…" The tape went forward for a while, "And I don't even understand why they would be fine with Chef! He's a fucking psycho…" The tape forwarded again, "And don't get me start on…" The opening door cut the phobia-prone boy off as the giant girl shove the ball into his hand before she took off without a word and the Indian boy glance at the timer to see that he only have five minutes left. "What?!" He screamed out, "Wait, come back!"

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"Which one do you think will be out?" The redhead asked.

"Hmm…" Chef scratched his chin before they both hear an explosive, following by a hugest pillar of paint and the cooker give the host a evil smirk. "We'll find out pretty soon."

"Hai, I bet it will be very hilarious, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled evilly.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

The campers stare at the hyperventilating Indian boy in the catapult as he attempt to clean himself with the wet wipes and the host shake his head. "Dave, Dave…" Naruto sighed, "I told you early that you can't get the paint off for a week, dattebayo…"

"SHUT UP!" Dave snapped as he kept scrubbing his arms, "I GOTTA CLEAN THE PAINT OFF! IT'S FILTHY! FILTHY!"

"…He totally loses his marbles…" Mike muttered.

"You can say that again." Anne Maria whistled.

"IS THERE ANY WAY TO REMOVE THESE PA…" The Indian boy shouted before the catapult launch him up in the air.

"Thank, Chef." The redhead glanced at the cooker.

"Freaky maggot was getting on my nerves." Chef grunted angrily with crossed arms.

"Anyway…" Naruto cleared his throat, "Campers, you survived the tag challenge so your reward is…" He gestured at the stage in the distance, "Movie night! Everyone will get free popcorn and sodas while they will enjoy the latest horror movie, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Usually, I'll turn the movie offer down but there's free popcorn and sodas…" Jo crossed her arms, "Anything is better than Chef's slops."

_***Static***_

"Finally, something good to eat." Scarlett sighed.

_***Static***_

"Whoo, it's about time we get something to drink instead of Chef's gross drink!" Lightning cheered.

_***Static***_

"Fuck you all…" Chef glared.

* * *

**(Stage)**

"Pass me some popcorn." Jasmine reached out for the popcorn bucket as the Cree girl handed it to her, "Thank."

"I don't think I have seen this movie before." Sky muttered with paled face, never take her eyes off the screen.

"Actually, it was supposed to come out in few months so you guys are the first one to see it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as the movie's end credit roll up, "Well, I'm gonna tu…"

"RUUUN!" Everyone jumped at the cooker's shout before Chef grabs the redhead and he ran toward the boat, dropping a portable radio on his way as the boat speed away from the island.

"What the hell?!" Noah muttered, somewhat bewildered.

"Did anyone saw Chef's face?" Cameron gulped, "He seems to be scared for some reason…"

Zoey was about to say something but the radio cut her off, _"We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to give you an update on the latest news. The psycho killer has escaped the prison again and we assume that he is currently hiding somewhere on a certain island…Hold up…It turn out that the killer have got mutated by some kind of chemical waste…I really hope that no one is on the island with him alone by themselves. Now we will resume your regularly scheduled program."_

"…Um…" Scott gulped nervously, "It might be any islands…"

"Nah, I think it's a horror challenge like this episode from the Total Drama Isla…" Zoey got cut off by the Jersey girl's screaming.

"MUTATED PSYCHO KILLER IS ON THE ISLAND!" Anne Maria screamed, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Her shout caused most of the campers scattering around.

"No, wait, we better…" The indie girl groaned as Noah, Sky, and Jo stay behind, "Stick together…"

"I guess they didn't watch the first season." The bookworm shrugged his shoulders.

"Or they are so naïve." Jo rolled her eyes, "It's so oblivious that's one of Naruto's challenges."

* * *

**(Monitor Tent)**

"Actually, it was tou-san's idea, dattebayo." Naruto held a paper up, "Right here in this list. The camper's challenge is to survive a night or stop the mutated psycho killer, played by Chef. I wonder how it will turn out in the end for the campers?"

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Mike, I'm scared…" Anne Maria whispered to the unpredictable boy as they walk through the forest, she was lucky that she found her boyfriend during the chaos and she blame herself for causing the campers to split up.

"It's okay, Anne." Mike smiled, never noticed that his shirt just got snagged by a tree branch before it rip his shirt off. "Oh man, sun's out?" Vito groaned.

"Vito?" The Jersey girl blinked.

"Hey, baby, want to make out?" Vito grinned as soon as he noticed her.

"But there's a mutated killer on loose…" Anne Maria muttered nervously, "The horny couple is always the first one to go!"

"It's real life, not a movie." The unpredictable boy scoffed.

"Well…" The Jersey girl thinks to herself for a while before she shrugs her shoulders, "Let's make out!" They both start making out, never notice a large shadow slowly approaching them until it looms over them and Anne Maria peek out before her eyes widened as she scream through Vito's mouth. The psycho killer was wearing a blue overalls and a hockey mask, carrying a chainsaw. What make him stand out were several large wiggling tentacles that come out of his back and a large lobster-like claw on his left arm.

"What is it, baby?" Vito glanced over his shoulder before they both scream out as the killer pounce on them.

* * *

**(Boy's Cabin)**

"Was that a scream?" The sport jock gulped with cold sweats.

"It sounds like Anne Maria and Mike…" Cameron cowered under the bunk bed.

"Do you think the psycho killer got them?" Scott peeked out of the window and the first thing he sees was the psycho killer. The scheming farmer barely make any react as the killer's claw break through the window before the killer drag the screaming farmer out and the screaming boys just jump through another window, running away from the cabin.

* * *

**(Stage)**

Zoey tapping her cheek for a while until she turns around to the small group, "Guys, do you think we have to take the killer on or…?"

"There's no chance for us." Noah groaned, "It's so oblivious that the killer is Chef and no one is crazy enough to take him on…"

"I'll say we beat the shit out of him!" Jo smashed her hand with fist.

"I stand corrected." The bookworm deadpanned.

"But we don't know anything about this challenge at all." Sky rubbed her neck, "That and we don't know what Chef look like now."

"Bah, I'm gonna find him!" The jockette stomped away from the group.

"No, wait…" The indie girl lifted her hand up, "In the killer episode, Gwen said that we better stick…" She sighed as soon as the jockette vanished into the woods, "Together…"

"It's true that we better stick together but I think it won't be same like before." The Cree girl muttered, "Lately, the horror movies have changed a lot so it's possible that Chef will go after a group instead of individual."

"She's right." Noah nodded, "We're doomed anyway."

* * *

**(Main Lodge)**

Jasmine estimated that it must be about one hour since she took a shelter in the kitchen and she finally work her courage up to get out and find the remaining campers, she wasn't good with horror-relating stuff. "Okay, Jasmine, you better find the other guys…" The giant girl muttered to herself as she reached out for the doorknob before the mutated killer break though the roof, causing the Australian girl to scream out and the killer toss her over his shoulder. "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

* * *

**(Monitor Tent)**

"That was kinda scary but I'm glad that it was just a challenge…" Jasmine sighed and some campers agreed with her.

"Yeah…" Anne Maria glanced at the screen to see that the mutated killer was carrying the fainted bubble boy while he dragged the screaming scientist after he ambushed them in the restroom.

"Six campers down, five more to go, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

* * *

**(Zoey)**

"Let's go over the plan one more time…" The indie girl raised her index finger in air as she walked with the aspiring Olympian, "Noah and I will distract the killer and Sky will jump on him, unmasking the killer. Maybe we will win this challenge for…" She suddenly stop in the middle of the trail with a blink, "Wait…Where's Noah?"

"Um…" Sky glanced over her shoulder, "I think he said that he needs to go to restroom for a moment…"

"Oh man, he's so dead…" Zoey groaned, it's logical that you will die if you go by yourself.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Jo smirk as soon as she spot the mutated killer as he stalking Lightning before the killer tackle the screaming sport jock down and the jockette was about to jump on the killer but a hand grab her shoulder, causing her glance up to see... "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jo screamed, it turn out there was another mutated killer and the said person was staring at her with evil glint.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Here's a little twist." Naruto smirked evilly, "There are two mutated killers and the surviving campers don't know anything about it, dattebayo. What? It's not like Chef can be in two places at same time, dattebayo."

* * *

**(Noah)**

The bookworm walks out of the restroom with caution, only to bump into something and he slowly look up to see the mutated killer. Noah scream loudly as the killer was about to knock him out with the claw but Sky and Zoey tackle the mutated killer from behind and they all wrestle around for a while until the Cree girl finally pull the mask off the killer. "I know it was Chef." Sky sighed and the cooker just grumbling under his breath.

"So does that mean our challenge is over…" The indie girl asked as she stood up, only to blink as soon as her back bump into something and she turn around to see another mutated killer.

"…"

"…"

"…" Zoey kicked the mutated killer in the groin with a bloodcurdling scream.

"D-D-Dammit…" The mutated killer dropped on his knees with a whimper, "W-W-Why do…They always…Go for…The fucking balls?!"

"Wait, that voice…" Noah blinked, "Duncan, is that you?"

"He's the special guest and our second killer." Chef chuckled evilly.

"Sorry…" The indie girl blushed and the punk just groaned weakly.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Thank for the help, Duncan." Naruto waved at Duncan as the punk stepped into the boat, "And remember that Ma-chan's birthday is…"

"I know, I know." Duncan deadpanned as the boat took off, "You just said that to me on the phone…For the fifty times."

"Okay, campers, it's time for the elimination ceremony, dattebayo." The redhead turned to the campers as he cleared his throat, "Sky and Zoey both have immunities for caught the killers so they are safe for another day…The campers that I will call out are safe…Noah, Jo, Jasmine, Scarlett, Lightning, Mike and Cameron." The host glanced at Scott and Anne Maria, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The scheming farmer fidgeted in his seat.

"…" The Jersey girl chewed on her lips.

"…Scott!"

"Ugh, that really sucks." Anne Maria huffed, "You guys should have voted for Scott instead of me because…" Chef cut her off by tossing her into the catapult and the cooker launched the screaming Jersey girl away from the island.

* * *

**(Aftermath Show: Stage)**

"Welcome to the Aftermath show!" Geoff grinned as the audience cheered, "I'm your host, Geoff…"

"I'm Eva." Eva grunted angrily.

"What the hell am I doing here with these guys?!" Blaineley scowled, sitting right next to Owen in the peanut gallery.

"Because I'm here and I don't like you when you're hosting the show with us." The bodybuilder grunted and they were about to arguing with each other.

"Total Drama Revenge of Island finally enter the merge phase and tonight, we have several guests that will join us expect for Dakota and Dave…" The party boy said quickly to distract his girlfriend from her argue, "Why? Because Dave has shutting himself in a bathroom and has been cleaning himself for a long time…Poor guy…And Dakota…Well…" He gestured at the rich girl as she make out with Sam, "…Still amazing that they don't even take a break."

"Let's welcome some familiar faces back first." Eva rolled her eyes, "First up is…The second half of BFF and she got farther in the game than the previous season that she was in…"

"Sadie!" Geoff gestured at the said girl as she walked up to them with a wave, "How do you feeling about the current season?"

"It was good but at same time it totally sucks because I miss Katie so much!" Sadie pouted.

"Aww, I miss you too!" Katie gushed.

"I miss you more!" The chubby gushed with her best friend and almost everyone rolls their eyes at them as the best friends kept gushing for a while.

"I guess we won't get anything out of her now." Eva grunted.

"Yeah…" Geoff cleared his throat, "Next guest is very clumsy and always messing everything up but he managed to get a girlfriend this season…"

"Please welcome Tyler!" The bodybuilder announced as the clumsy jock stumbled across the stage, "Tyler, as one of Scott's victim, how do you feel about cheating out of the game?"

"Well, I was kinda mad for a while but I decide to let it slide because one thing I learn about the Total Drama show is…" Tyler smiled, "Karma always gets you in the end."

"That's true." Leshawna nodded with the teenagers.

"Yeah, but there's one thing that I want to talk about…" The party boy smirked, "Your clumsiness nature that wins the heart of a girl in a…Um…Interesting method. I just heard that you have your first date with your new girlfriend, how was it?"

"…Um…" The blushing jock fidgeted with his fingers, "It went really great…"

"Oh really?" Geoff snickered, "I heard some rumors that you felt her up in middle of the restaurant…"

"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Tyler covered his red face as everyone snickered, "I JUST TRIPPED!"

"Whatever helps you sleep at night." Justin chuckled.

"Up next, she's very mysterious person that only few people know about her…" The bodybuilder muttered with crossed arms.

"Dawn!" The party boy grinned as the petite girl appeared right next to them and the party boy almost yelps at her sudden appearance.

"Hello." Dawn waved her hand.

"What do you think of the challenges that Naruto came up with?" Eva asked, ignoring her boyfriend as he tried to calm his heart down.

"I think it was interesting." The petite girl replied, "Some challenges were really unique that Chris won't even think of."

"What do you think of Naruto's evil persona?" Geoff asked.

"It kinda resembles one of his characters from the movies." Dawn tilted her head, "Like 'Farewell, Will' or his 'Skull Prince' role on one of these Tokusatsu show."

"Tok-what?" Beth blinked confusingly and Harold was about to say something.

"It's a Japanese term for special effects in shows, kinda like Power Rangers or Kamen Rider shows…" Everyone stared at Gwen with widened eyes, "…What? Naruto like to watch it sometime."

"Okay, I think it's good time to take a short break…" The party boy coughed into his hand, "Enjoy the That's Gonna Leave a Mark clips!"

* * *

**(TGLM Clips)**

Lightning jump over the pendulum, only to trip down and smack his face on the log.

_***Static***_

Tyler pulls the plank out of the damaged cabin and he never notice that the plank just hit Sky in head.

_***Static***_

Jo was about to gloat but a red ball flew into her stomach out of nowhere.

_***Static***_

Cameron open his mouth to make some plans with his team but Scott run past him and the bubble boy raise his eyebrow before Fang knock the boy down, running over the poor bubble boy.

_***Static***_

Zoey walk up to the table but she slip on a puddle and her foot kick Chef in groin from behind as the cooker screams out in agony.

* * *

"The new girl's kick is really painful…" Duncan crossed his arms with a wince.

"Yeah, it looks very painful." Geoff nodded before he gives the audience a grin, "Welcome back, we're gonna bring two guests out and yes, you're actually seeing double because they are twin…"

"Good and evil sisters, Samey and Amy!" Eva jerked her head at the twins as they joined them, "My question for both of you is…How were your experience with the Total Drama show?"

"Kinda good." Samey smiled, "Some people were really nice and I'm glad that I decide to join this show."

"It sucks." Amy scowled as she threw her hands up, "Everywhere I go, I always end up getting in pervy situation with Naruto! He's such a jerk and pervert!"

"It was not his fault." DJ raised his hand, "It's just that you two just show up in wrong place at wrong time."

"I gotta ask Amy one thing…" The party boy smirked, "What do you think of Naruto?"

"Ugh, not another one…" Heather mumbled under her breath with a sneer, ignoring the evil twin's ranting.

* * *

Everyone stares at the rambling evil cheerleader before Geoff shaking his head, "Oh man, you really have it bad for Naruto."

"NO, I DIDN'T!" Amy shouted with red face.

"Said the girl who just shove her tongue down his throat and smacked his ass." Cody snickered with his friends as some certain girls frowned at the evil cheerleader.

"And our final guest of the day is a girl that makes you think of Jersey Shore when you see her." Eva muttered.

"She also ends up dating a person with MPD, Anne Maria!" The party boy gestured at the Jersey girl as she walked up to them, spraying her hair.

"What's up, everybody." Anne Maria sat down with a smirk.

"What did you feel when you made it all the way to the merge before you drop out?" Geoff asked.

"It was pretty awesome, beside some twisted challenges." The Jersey girl sighed, "I'm really glad that I'm not gonna do one more challenge but I really miss Mike already."

"Who do you think will make it to final three?" The bodybuilder asked.

"Hmm, I'll say…Um…" Anne Maria tapped her chin, "Jo, Mike and…Um…Jasmine?"

"Okay, we better wrap it up since we're running out of time." The party boy clapped his hands loudly, "Thank for watching the Aftermath show and remember to tune in for another episode of Total Drama Revenge of Island, you really don't want to miss it because we are getting closer to the end of this season! We'll see you when we have our final three on Total Drama Revenge of Island!"

* * *

**(Island: Main Lodge)**

It has been several days since the horror challenge and the campers were eating their dinner. "Ah, blast it." Chester grumbled as he held a solid food up, "This thingy is too hard! Why back in my day, we have soft foods like some decent folks!"

"Back in my day?" Scott raised his eyebrow with suspicion, this guy seems to be weird as if he have some secret and the scheming farmer want to know.

"By the way, have anyone seen Naruto?" Cameron asked as everyone shook their heads, no one have seen the redhead for several days and someone was about to say something but the loudspeaker backfeeding loudly.

"All maggots, come to the dock now!" Chef's voice roared, "And when I say now, I mean NOW!" The campers quickly run off.

* * *

**(Dock)**

The first thing they saw was the colored jersey jackets on the table and they all notice that Chef was standing there with an evil smirk. "Where's Naruto?" Zoey asked.

"Maggots, get your jackets on now." The cooker ignored the indie girl, "Let me introduce you our guest of the day…Harold!" He gestured at the smirking nerd, "He will demonstrate the nametag rip when it will get rip…"

"That's right." Harold puffed his chest up, "I shall show you my mad skill of the nametag…"

"By the Hunter." Chef finished his sentence with a dark smirk.

"…Wait, what?" The nerd widened his eyes and he feels something on his shoulders.

"**It has been a long time, little ant…"** Harold slowly turned his head to see the hunter with new mask, it was an realistic skull with several cracks all over the mask.

"Y-Y-Yes…" Harold stuttered as he felt the hunter's hand on his nametag and it was tearing off slowly. "W-W-Wait!"

"**Do you know what I miss?"** The hunter chortled, **"Lullaby, I want you to sing one right now."**

"N-N-N-NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!" The nerd sobbed and the campers gulped nervously.

"**Sing."** The hunter said stoically and Harold quickly sings the lullaby but the hunter just tore his nametag off.

"I-I-I just sing!" Harold dropped on his knees with a wail, curling up in a ball.

"**Hello, my little preys…"** The hunter turned his head to the campers, **"I hope the hunting tonight will be very enjoyable…I wonder which one of you will sing me lullaby?"** He slowly vanish into the woods and the campers glance at each other nervously.

"Um…" The indie girl glanced at the chuckling cooker, "Chef, is our challenge the Nametag Hunter?"

"That's right but there's a few things you need to know." The cooker replied, "There are seven keys scattering all over the island and you have to find them all to unlock a certain chest, that is hidden somewhere within the campground. The hunter's nametag is inside this chest and if you slap it on the hunter's back, he will be out and whoever slaps it on will win the immunity…" He paused for a while, "Oh yeah…Today, it will be double elimination!"

"WHAT?!" The campers cried out loudly.

"The first maggot that gets his or her nametag rip off will be eliminated and the second maggot is anyone that get most votes at the elimination ceremony." Chef snickered evilly as the campers glanced at each other, "And…GO! GO! GO!" The campers split up right away.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Double elimination, eh?" Scott rubbed his chin with a evil grin, "That will make everything easy as long as I don't get out first."

* * *

**(Girl's Cabin)**

Zoey slowly sneak inside the room and she glance around to make sure that no one was nearly as she search through several beds until she find the first key behind the drawer. "One down, six to go." The indie girl muttered to herself nervously, she had seen the first hunter episode and she really hope that she won't get scared by the hunter or fall into one of his traps if he set any.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Noah wander around as he glance over his shoulder to make sure that there was no one behind him and he didn't notice the thin wire under his foot, breaking it in process.

_Woosh!_

"What the!" The bookworm screamed out as the net pulled him up in air and he start to feel very itchy before he realize that the net was laced with itch powder. "Oh come on…" Noah scratched his body before the twig break and the bookworm froze as soon as the hunter walks into the clearing with a dark chuckle.

"**First Prey…"** The hunter released the bookworm before he quickly holds the screaming bookworm down with his hands on the nametag and the hunter tore the nametag off without any remorse.

"_Noah out! Noah out!"_

"**Farewell, prey."** The hunter vanished into the woods with a echoing chuckle.

"…Now I know how they felt in the first season…" Noah whimpered, referring to the original campers in the hunter episode.

* * *

**(Lake)**

"Yes!" Cameron held a key up after he looked around the lake's dock and he was lucky that he spot it inside the canoe on his way back.

"Now we have two keys now." Scarlett nodded, she formed an alliance with the bubble boy early and they both found their first key at the campfire.

The bubble boy was about to say something but he notice someone was sneaking up right behind the scientist, "Watch out, Scarlett!" The said girl didn't make any reaction as someone rip her nametag and the person quickly pounces on Cameron, ripping his nametag off in a smooth flow. The person turn around to them with an apologetic smile, revealing to be Jasmine.

"_Scarlett out! Cameron out!"_

"Sorry guys but I want to win the immunity." Jasmine said and the eliminated campers handed their keys to her as the interns bring them away from the giant girl. "Now that's three keys."

* * *

**(Kitchen)**

Sky ransacks through the kitchen before she check the refrigerator and to her surprise, she just discovered the chest with seven lockpads. The Cree girl attempt to bring it with her but it turn out that the chest was chained to the refrigerator's tray and she know that it's impossible to remove the tray since it was welded to the interior wall. "I better find the keys first." The aspiring Olympian sighed.

* * *

**(Dock)**

Scott raise his eyebrow at the unpredictable boy who claim to be some Russian gymnast as Svetlana hop over Fang, snatching the key away from the mutated shark and the creature grab the unpredictable boy's shirt before Fang tore it off. "Oh man, not again?" Vito frowned at the sky as he knocked the shark out with a backhand punch, "Sun's out? How the hell can I get some tan?"

'Okay, there's really something up…' The scheming farmer sneaked away with a frown, it would be really hard to find out but he always finds a way in the end.

* * *

**(Boathouse)**

It has been about one hour since Jo start looking around for a key and she was starting to get angry because she can't find a damn key on the damn island. "Why, I gotta…" The jockette grumbled under her breath before she jump at the noise of the bump and she peek over her shoulder to see nothing as she look through several crates. There was a fleeing shadow from the corner of her eyes and Jo looks around with nervous expression. "Who's there?" There was no response and the jockette turn back to the crate, only to jump at banging noise. "OK!" Jo scowled, "WHO'S THERE, I KNOW YOU'RE INSIDE AND I'M GONNA…"

"**Oh, what are you going to do?"** The hunter whispered into her ear with an eerily tone and the jockette stiffened before she give out a bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"_Jo out! Jo out!"_

"I hope he don't scare her badly." Zoey gulped as soon as she heard the jockette's scream, "I better find someone to ally with before the hunter gets me…"

_Snap_

"Uh-oh…" The indie girl stared at the broken wire under her foot before the bola ropes entangle her, knocking her down on the ground and it wasn't long enough until she hear a footstep.

"**My, my, look like I caught another prey."** The hunter chortled as he just tore her nametag off and he notice the chest's key that fall out of Zoey's pocket.

"_Zoey out! Zoey out!"_

"**Well, well, what do we have here?"** The hunter picked the key up before he tosses it into the creek, **"How many preys do I have left now?"**

"Um, five?" Zoey answered automatically as the interns carried her off to the jail.

"_Lightning out! Lightning out!"_

The hunter smirk to himself, some campers are making it easy for him.

* * *

**(Jail)**

"Hey, Zoey, who got you out?" Cameron asked as soon as the indie girl entered the jail, he was really curious since they didn't have any monitor screens and they don't have any idea what was going on out there.

"The hunter." Zoey sighed, "I fall into one of his traps."

"Oh, Lightning, what happened?" Noah glanced at the scowling sport jock.

"Jasmine took Lightning out and she stole Lightning's key!" Lightning said bitterly.

"She also did that to us too." Scarlett adjusted her glasses as the bubble boy nodded, "She ambushed us and took our keys because she just want the immunity."

"I can't believe her!" Scott shouted as the campers jumped at his sudden appearance, "I offer to form an alliance with Jasmine and she betrays me for a stupid key!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Actually, I lied." The scheming farmer chortled with crossed arms, "I found a key and I buried it so no one can find it, I also rip my own nametag off. It was pure luck that I just overheard them talking about Jasmine." He rubbed his hands together with an evil smirk, "I really love it when my plan comes together."

_***Static***_

"I'm seriously scared right now." Mike squirmed, "It's good thing that I form an temporary alliance with Sky and I gave her my key as a sign of trust…" The hunter suddenly burst through the wall behind Mike and the hunter grabbed the screaming unpredictable boy before the hunter drag him out into the shadow with an eerily laughter.

"_Mike out! Mike out!"_

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Who the hell hide all these keys?" Sky grumbled under her breath as she fished the key out of the creek and she was about to resume her search for the keys.

_Snap_

"Wha…?!" The Cree girl turned around to see Jasmine as the rope hoisted the giant girl up in air by her legs, the giant girl tried to steal Sky's keys a few moments ago and she didn't noticed the wire until it was too late.

"Hold on, Jasmine." The aspiring Olympian was about to help the Australian girl but something happened.

"**Boo."** The hunter whispered into Sky's ear.

_Riiip_

The Cree girl's legs give out as she screamed out silently at the hunter's sudden appearance and the giant girl struggled to get out of the rope, only to have the hunter tearing her nametag off.

"_Sky out! Jasmine out! Challenge over! Challenge over!"_

"**I really love the Hunter."** The hunter chuckled darkly, vanishing into the shadow without a trace.

* * *

**(Scott)**

The group walking down the path toward the campfire and the scheming farmer glance at Cameron, he bet that the bubble boy must know something about Mike. "Mike said he's really grateful for helping him with his problem." Scott whispered to the bubble boy.

"Problem?" Cameron glanced around, "He told you about his Multiple Personality Disorder?"

"Nope, but you just did." The scheming farmer smirked and the bubble boy facepalm at his foolish mistake.

'I can't believe that I fall for this one.' The bubble boy groaned.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Noah was first to be eliminated so he's gonna be kick out of the game but the biggest question is…" Naruto grinned at the campers as the bookworm crossed his arms in the catapult, "Which one of you guys will join Noah? I just checked the result of the voting and the loser that will go home tonight is…"

"…" The bookworm stared at the group with bored expression.

"…" The campers leaned closer as the redhead take a deep breath.

"…Jasmine!" The host announced as he jabbed his thumb at the catapult, "Hop in, it's your time to go, dattebayo."

"Oh, man…" Jasmine sighed as she climbed into the catapult, no one notice a smug smirk on the scheming farmer's face and Noah raised his hand with opening mouth as if he was going to say something but Chef launched them up in air with an evil laughter.

"Chef, when will you stop cut people off?" Naruto shook his head.

"Never!" The cooker snickered.

* * *

**(Cabins)**

The next day, the snoring campers wake up from the blaring siren and they all stumble out to see the smirking redhead with old alarm. "Good morning, campers, dattebayo!" Naruto chuckled at the grumpy campers, "We're gonna have a challenge and it's…" He pulled a picture out before he blinks at his daughter's picture, "Whoops, wrong pocket…" Another picture of Maeve, "…Hold on…" Again, another picture of the baby, "…Um…I think I must leave something in the trailer, dattebayo. Wait here until I get back!" The redhead quickly run away from the group, never notice several eyerolls.

* * *

Scott glances at Mike as the unpredictable boy chat with some campers and he turns his head to the nervous bubble boy. "Oh, looky, looky." Scott mocked, "Multiple Mike thinks he's cool with everyone. What a loser."

"Scott, you can't talk about Mike's MPD!" Cameron whispered, "He told me about that in strict aspiring doctor-patient confidentiality. Beside, he's got it under control."

"Oh, does he?" The scheming farmer raised his eyebrow with a smirk.

"Yes, although some are harder to contain." The bubble boy replied absentmindedly, "Every time Mike loses his shirt, Vito pops out. But you can't say anything! Please!"

"Relax, bubbles." Scott scoffed as he poked the nervous bubble boy in chest, "I ain't a squealer. That's your job."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I am so bad at keeping secrets!" Cameron sighed.

* * *

"Okay, it turned out I just forget the screen, dattebayo." Naruto pushed the monitor screen up to the group, "My bad…" He cleared his throat, "Anyway…Challenge time! Today, it's all about tagging and no, I'm not talking about another paint bomb tag, dattebayo. I'm talking about graffiti. First up, the smash and grab!" The redhead gestured at the screen as it showed them the kitchen, "Hidden somewhere in the kitchen are eight keys to Chef's prized collection of vintage go-karts. Some are perfect, some are broke-down."

"If you put one tiny scratch on my karts…" Chef held his cleaver up with threatening scowl, "Some heads will rolls…Seriously, the heads will roll off your shoulders!"

"Hai, listen to him, dattebayo." The redhead nodded his head and the campers swallowed their salvias.

"Here's the deal." The scheming farmer pulled Mike to his side with a whisper, "You help me win today's challenge and I won't tell anyone the truth about all your funny characters."

"How do you know about that?" The unpredictable boy gasped.

"Sorry!" Cameron gulped.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Scott!" Mike groaned, "Of all the people to find out! Maybe I should just come out with it. I mean some guys are pretty cool and they can handle anything, right? They won't just think I'm some freakish weirdo, right? Right?!" He groaned out as Chester took over, "Sure, and my saggy old ass will get crowned Miss Canada!" He tossed the toilet paper around him like a sash before Chester start to singing, "Here I am. Miss Canada!"

* * *

"Campers, commence the crime…" Naruto grinned, "Now!" The campers shoved each other, attempting to get in the main lodge first.

* * *

**(Kitchen)**

"Okay, a key." Mike muttered to himself as he opened the can, "Where should they hide a key?" He peeked though a small bottle, only to spill some salt in his eyes. "Salt!" The unpredictable boy screamed, why did he have to shake it over his head?!

"No key here…" Jo grumbled as she checked the drawer, "Oh, well, at least this challenge isn't dangerous…" The giant mutated cockroach leaped out of the drawer, attacking the jockette in face.

"I bet there's a key under here." Cameron looked under the table before he pulls out a box of peanuts, "Peanuts? Hello, increased stamina!" He checked again and he starts to scream out loudly as the mutated cockroach bit his hand.

"Mike, open that broom closet for me." Scott dropped the pot on the floor, shattering it into small pieces.

"Do it yourself." The unpredictable boy scowled.

"Oh, guys…" The scheming farmer grinned cruelly.

"Ugh, fine…" Mike checked the closet with a groan, "Ooh, brooms. I'm so scared…" Several mutated cockroaches suddenly piled on the screaming unpredictable boy. Sky raise her eyebrow at the boys, wondering if they has alliance with each other before she shrugs her shoulder as the Cree girl turned back to the oven and to her delight, she find the key.

"All right, see you later!" Sky run off, following by Scarlett. The scientist was lucky that she found her key in the old cereal box.

"I got one!" Lightning picked the key off the top of the cabinet before he run out of the kitchen with a cheer, "Yeah, baby!"

"Give me that key!" Zoey plunged the mop into the bucket as the mutated cockroach screeched before it spit out the key, "Sweet!"

"Oh yeah!" Jo pulled the key out of the trash can with a smirk and the bruised bubble boy crawled out under the table with a key.

"Bingo!" Scott discovered his key by destroyed several pots and he was about to take off until he notice that the unpredictable boy just found the gold key. "You need to give me that key." The scheming farmer held his hand out with a glare.

"Aw, come on!" The unpredictable boy threw his hands up.

"Hey, guys…" Scott smirked wickedly as Mike traded the keys with him, "Pleasure doing blackmail with you."

* * *

**(Campground)**

"I am so gonna kill Chris for this challenge." Chef scowled, "Brat, why don't you change this challenge to something else?!"

"I tried to but it turned out that Chris already had it approved by the producers long time ago, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"They are so dead…" The cooker crossed his arms.

"But I know what make you happy…" The redhead smirked as the cooker blinked, "Remember the mount thingy that tou-san were building?"

"Yeah…"

"It's one of the tag locations and is rigged with explosives, dattebayo."

"…Can I blow it up?" Chef smirked evilly.

"Hai, you can." They both snickered evilly.

* * *

**(Go-Kart Course)**

"It's time for part two of Grand Chef Auto, dattebayo!" Naruto announced as soon as the campers received their tools for the challenge, "You've each been given a can of spray paint and a GPS map of this island, dattebayo. Your task? Race your go-karts around the island and be first to graffiti-tag four landmarks…The Rock Wall of Mount Looming Disaster, the Spooky Tree in the haunted forest, the Tippy Top of a Giant Totem Pole, and Mount Chrismore…" The host snapped his fingers, "Oh yeah, you have to steal the go-karts from Chef." The campers gulped at the sight of growling cooker, "First player to completely tag all these landmarks wins immunity, dattebayo. And…GO!"

"Ooh, Chef's gonna stare us to death." Jo scoffed before the cleaver flew past her head.

"…"

"…"

"No motherfuckers touch my stuff." Chef growled angrily, snapping his fingers and the mutated squirrels suddenly surrounding the campers.

"…RUN!" The campers ran around as the mutated creatures and the cooker chase them down.

"I'm not sure if I can laugh at them or worrying for their safety, dattebayo." Naruto muttered, sipping some ramen from his bowl. The campers evade the lasers from the mutated squirrels as Jo and Lightning run into the dead end and they was about to turn back.

"Game over!" The cooker grabbed them, "You're coming with me."

"To where?" Lightning asked as the cooker dragged them away but Chef didn't give them any answer.

"No!" Zoey attempted to yanking the squirrels off her head, "They're in my hair!"

The unpredictable boy was about to help her but Scott grab his shoulder, "Mike, cover me while I grab my go-kart."

"Oh, you gotta be kiddi…" Mike muttered before the scheming farmer pick him up as a shield, "Oh, fine!"

"N-Nice squirrels…" Sky held her hands up as the squirrels slowly crawling toward her, "Nice squirrels, please leave me alone!" The mutated creatures almost jump on her but Cameron run over them accidentally, causing them all to attack the poor bubble boy.

"They're all over me and they're biting at my nuts!" Cameron screamed out.

"Are you referring to the peanuts in your pocket or…?" Scarlett ducked under the lasers.

"The peanuts!" The bubble boy pulled the box out before he throw it across the field, "You want 'em? Fetch!" He never notices that the box just smacks the cooker in head, neither the fact that the squirrels were chasing Chef, Lightning, and Jo down. "My first time in Go-Kart!" Cameron said happily as he hopped into his go-kart and it took off faster before he has any chance to release a scream, followed by Sky.

"Dammit." Scarlett scowled after she started her go-kart up and the engine just died on her right away.

"Gold key, gold car." Scott smirked as he inserted the key into his go-kart, "That's the recipe for victory! Giddy up!" He revved the go-kart until he notice that it was missing the front wheels, "Hey, no fair!"

"Oh, I don't know." The unpredictable boy chuckled as he started his go-kart, "I think you got what you deserve!"

"Gimme my key back!" The scheming farmer blocked the unpredictable boy's way.

"It's against rules, dattebayo." Naruto hollered from the sideline, "No take-back, even if you end up with shitty kart…Sorry, Chef!"

"Eh, some of them are shitty." Chef shrugged his shoulders.

"Get me to the finish line." Scott whispered with a smirk and Mike gave out a groan.

* * *

"You can't do this!" Jo shouted in the jail after she noticed that the scientist just fixed her kart's engine and drove out with the rest of the campers.

"Yeah, Lightning can't be caged!" Lightning nodded.

"Tell it to your prison guard." The snickering cooker jerked his head at Fang, the mutated shark tugging his chain with a scowl.

"Why is he chained?" The redhead asked.

"Just to get him really pissed off." Chef replied, walking away from the jail with the host.

* * *

**(Rock Wall)**

"First landmark and first to tag it!" Zoey cheered to herself as she tagged the wall, "Yes! Go, team Zoey!"

"Nice one!" Cameron ran up to the rock wall.

"Thank!" The indie girl raced off, "Good luck, Cam!"

"Hmm, what to tag?" The bubble boy tapped his chin in deep thought, never notice that Sky just pulled up right behind him and she leave a brown circle before the Cree girl quickly drove away. "What to tag?" The bubble boy snapped his fingers, starting to spray all over the wall.

"You wait here." Scott grinned as Mike towed him up to the first landmark, "I'm tagging first." The scheming farmer quickly tag the wall as Scarlett finally show up and she draw an orange atom symbol, Mike also tag the wall at same time.

"Wow, Cam!" Mike whistled at Cameron's graffiti, "But you don't have to…" The horn cut the unpredictable boy off, "You don't have to…" The scheming farmer kept honk the horn, "All right! I'm coming!"

"What?" Cameron blinked confusingly, "What was that?"

"Cameron, do you realize that you have to tag all the landmarks with same graffiti, right?" Scarlett raised her eyebrow.

"Yeah, I do." The bubble boy nodded before his eyes slowly widened as the scientist walked away with an eyeroll, "…Oh…Well, I better finish that up."

* * *

**(Haunted Forest)**

"Two down and I'm still in lead!" Zoey drove away from the tree with a giggle and the aspiring Olympian pulled up to the tree with Scott and Mike at same time.

"Mike, go check if it's safe." Scott grinned as soon as the living tree grabbed the unpredictable boy and the Cree girl with its tentacle and the scheming farmer quickly unbolting Sky's go-kart without her knowledge before he tag the tree. "Best blackmail ever."

* * *

**(Giant Totem Pole)**

"First to the top." The indie girl climbed up the giant totem pole, "Come on, come on. Two more tag and I've won this thing!"

"Mike, give me a boost!" Zoey glanced down to see the scheming farmer with the unpredictable boy.

"Are you guys in alliance together?" The indie girl asked.

"Um…" Mike rubbed his head.

"Yes, you can say that." The scheming farmer smirked evilly.

"I see…" Zoey started to spray the totem pole, "In your face."

"In yours!" Scott threw Mike's spray can at the indie girl, knocking her down into the poor unpredictable boy and the scheming farmer laughed as he tagged the totem pole. He quickly get down as soon as Mike get up on his feet, "I'm gonna need a tow to the last landmark."

"Tow yourself!" The unpredictable boy snarled, "I'm gonna…"

"Fine…" The scheming farmer ripped Mike's shirt off, "I'll just get a lift from someone else."

"Hey, oh!" Vito glanced around as the indie girl raised her eyebrow, "Bro, you seen Anne Maria?"

"Yeah." Scott chuckled, "Gimme a tow and I'll show you."

"You got it, bro." The unpredictable boy walked away with the scheming farmer.

"He's kinda odd…" Zoey muttered to herself.

* * *

**(Mount Chrismore)**

"I can't wait to go home to see Ma-chan, dattebayo." Naruto sighed, "Only few more challenges to go."

"Yeah, yeah." Chef rolled his eyes, the redhead already said that to him almost every days and the host was about to repeating himself but the unpredictable boy pulled up to them with the scheming farmer in tow.

"Here we go." Vito glanced around with a glare, "Where's the club?"

"Right here!" Scott clubbed him in head with a club before he starts his tag on the Mount Chrismore.

"Hmm, where did he get that club from?" The redhead rubbed his head and the cooker just shrugged at him. Zoey was next to show up and the first thing she notice was the unconscious unpredictable boy.

"What happened to him?" The indie girl asked worriedly before the unpredictable boy start to beating himself up and the group raise their eyebrows at him.

"What the hell is wrong with that maggot?" Chef muttered.

"He's fighting his multiple personalities for control!" Cameron shouted as soon as he showed up.

"Multiple personalities?" Zoey blinked, "That kinda explain everything."

"Oh, what the hell is wrong with me today!" The bubble boy groaned at his slip.

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**(Mike's Mindscape)**

The alternate personalities beating the unpredictable boy for a while until Mike start to fight back for one reason and that was Anne Maria. "That is it!" Mike knocked Vito out, "I'm taking control starting now!" The personalities glance at each other nervously before the unpredictable boy knocks them all out, "There! That's more like it. From now on, this brain is under new management."

"Mine!" Mike turned around to see an incoming punch.

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In the real world, the unpredictable boy slowly gets up on his feet and the bubble run up to him. "Mike, are you okay?" Cameron asked before the unpredictable boy suddenly holds him up by collar with an evil smirk.

"Mike is no longer in charge, I am." The unpredictable boy said darkly.

"A-A-Are you Mal?!" The bubble boy stuttered.

"Why yes, I am…" Mal tossed him away as he glanced around, "Now time for me to…" He slowly trailed off as soon as his eyes landed on the redhead, "Y-Y-Y-YOU! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Mal backpedaled to the wall with an unmanly shriek.

"Hmm, you sound very familiar, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin with puzzled expression, "Um…Are you one of guys that I pulled prank on before?" He leaned in closer to get a good look before he give the cowering unpredictable boy a wide grin, "Oh yeah, I now remember you, dattebayo! You got me pissed off before and I pulled corncob prank on you, dattebayo. Ah, good time, good time."

"YOU FUCKING PSYCHO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Mal wailed.

"Well, I'm…" The redhead was about to say something but the bubble boy cut him off when an idea hit him.

"Naruto here is Mike's best friend and he always hangs out with him 24/7." Cameron said quickly, "That mean…"

"WAIT, WHAT?!" The unpredictable boy gasped in horror before his eyes roll back and he just drop like a sack of potatoes.

"Um…" Naruto raised his eyebrow, "Am I missing something here?"

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**(Mike's Mindscape)**

"Wake up, Mike!" The said boy opened his eyes to see Mal, "You are in charge of this body from now on!"

"Huh?" Mike blinked.

"Huh?!" The alternate personalities dropped their jaws.

"As long as you do one thing…" Mal gestured at the image of the redhead, "KEEP THIS FUCKING PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T WANT TO FACE THIS DAMN CORNCOB PRANK AGAIN!" He pulled the confusing unpredictable boy closer, "BEWARE THE CORNCOB!" He shoves Mike down, running away as if the devil was chasing him.

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"…What the fuck just happened?" Mike suddenly sat up with confusing expression.

"Mike?" Zoey gulped, "Are you okay now?"

"Yeah…" The unpredictable boy slowly gets up on his feet as he glanced at the redhead, "Um…Naruto, I don't know what you did but thank, I guess?"

"You're welcome?" Naruto tilted his head before he clear his throat, "While you guys were distracted, Scott just won the challenge, dattebayo." He jerked his head at the grinning scheming farmer before the rest of campers finally show up as some campers raise their eyebrows at Fang in Lightning's go-kart, "It's about time you guys show up but the challenge is over, dattebayo."

"Oh, come on!" Jo groaned.

"Can I blow it up now?" Chef asked.

"Sure!" The redhead grinned.

"FIRE IN HOLE!" The cooker shouted as he pushed the button and the Mount Chrismore exploded into small pieces, the screaming campers run around to avoid the raining rocks. "It's official, I love my job now."

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**(Campfire)**

"Scott has immunity so he is safe for now, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the campers, "When I call your names out, get your marshmallows, dattebayo." He called their names out as the cooker tossed the marshmallows at them, "Zoey, Cameron, Sky, Jo, Scarlett…" It was down to Lightning and Mike, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The sport jock swallowed his Adam's apple.

"…" The unpredictable boy gulped.

"…Lightning!" the redhead announced.

"Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.

"Mike, the catapult is calling for you." Naruto grinned, "Let me know if Mal is giving you any trouble, dattebayo."

"Thank, I will…" Mike said before the catapult launch him up in air and the redhead stare at the laughing cooker with a deadpan expression.

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**(Dock)**

"We finally start our merge off with a lot of screams, dattebayo." Naruto laughed, "Several challenges from the past have come back with revenge and the campers really drop out like flies, dattebayo. Right now we have seven campers left, only several more challenges to go before the final three! The questions we have right now are…When will the karma get Scott? Will Scarlett get away with toxic wastes? How many more challenges do we have left? Who will drop out and who will be in final three? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**REVENGE OF ISLAND!"**

"Hey, brat, where do you want me to dump these fake toxic wastes?" Chef hollered.

"Pour it in easy place that Scarlett can find!" The redhead hollered back with a chuckle, "Ah, I can't wait to see her reaction, dattebayo."

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_Contestants: Cameron, Jo, Lightning, Scarlett, Scott, Sky, Zoey_

_Eliminated: Amy, Anne Maria, Beardo, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, Eva, Jasmine, Leonard, Mike, Naruto, Noah, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Tyler_

_Peanut Gallery: Alejandro, B, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Trent_

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**And this ends our twenty-seven chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Only two more chapters and one filler chapter to go before the final arc! Whoo! I'm sure that everyone can't wait for the final arc!**

**I know that the chapter seems to be short but I tried my best.**

**Yes, the merge just happened early.**

**So far, we have seen that some challenges made their comeback like paint bomb tag, killer, and the hunter challenge. Love it? Hate it?**

**I also bet that some of you didn't see the double eliminations coming at all. Love it? Hate it?**

**It's possible that there must be a small delay for the next chapter or not, just to give you head up in case.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	28. Revenge of Island: Quick Elimination

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**This chapter is pretty short since we are getting closer to the end of ROI arc.**

**Some of your questions may won't be answer since it must be spoilers. Sorry if I missed any.**

**Corncob prank: Hmm…Maybe you will find out, maybe you won't but who know?**

**Coldblue: 1 and 3) I will but it will take a while and there are some stories that are still secrets right now. 4) All I can say is that it will focus on them all but one of them is a main character and you have to wait for it.**

**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-eight chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon, some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 28: Revenge of Island: Quick Elimination**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Island, the teams have merged and they faced some scary challenges, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "The Total Drama Revenge of Island just started with 26 campers and you have seen nineteen eliminated campers with several changes in host role, dattebayo. Right now we have seven campers left…Zoey, Cameron, Scarlett, Jo, Lightning, Scott, and Sky. They all have went through a lot of challenges and managed to stay in longer but only one of them will win the million, dattebayo. Who will make it to the final three and who won't? Will the upcoming challenges be their end or not? Find out tonight on Total Drama Revenge of Island!"

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**(Main Lodge)**

The campers were having their lunch and they kept wonder about the next challenge since there was no activity for several days. "I'm so exciting right now." Cameron smiled as he took a bite of his lunch, "I'm actually doing better and I still can't believe that I got farther than the last season."

"Lightning can't believe you're still here." Lightning grunted as he pointed his fork at him, "But I'm pretty sure that your luck will run out pretty soon."

"Actually, I still can't believe that you're still here." Jo smirked at the sport jock as she nudged the bubble boy's shoulder, "Don't you get kicked out way early in World Tour season?"

"Oh yeah, he did." Zoey nodded.

"Hey, it's because Lightning's old team was cursed!" The sport jock scowled before the loudspeaker rang out.

"Campers, meet me at the campfire for your challenge after your lunch, dattebayo." Naruto's voice rang out.

"I'm gonna win this challenge, watch me!" Lightning ran off with a shout, followed by the campers.

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**(Campfire)**

"Before I give you your challenge, I want to say congrats, dattebayo." The redhead grinned, "Congrats for make it to top seven and also congrats for staying alive, dattebayo." Some campers glanced at each other oddly as their host cleared his throat, "Okay, here's your challenge…Trap an animal and bring it back here without harming it!"

"Oh!" Zoey gasped, "Like this episode from Total Drama Island, right?"

"Hai." Naruto winked as Chef walked up to them with a bucket, "Pick one out and see what you get, dattebayo."

Jo was first to pull a card out, "I get a crab?" She rolled her eyes with a snort, "Easy…"

"The animals that you chose are all mutated, remember?" The redhead grinned at the paled jockette as he glanced at the campers' cards, "Look like Lightning has to find a bear, Cameron get a rabbit…"

"Shark?!" Scott screamed with widened eyes, "Can I switch it with someone else, please?!"

"No switch or redo, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Anyway, Scarlett has to find a snake, Sky will have hard time catch a seagull and Zoey is going on a hunt for a duck. First camper that brings the target back here will get immunity from tonight's elimination ceremony, dattebayo." He snapped his finger, "GO!" The campers quickly split up and start their hunting for the animals.

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**(Confessional)**

"How the hell do I managed to get a shark out of all cards?!" The scheming farmer groaned into his hands, "This freaky shark is so gonna kill me."

_***Static***_

Fang put the bid on with an evil smirk and he start sharpening his knife with fork as the mutated shark lick its' lip.

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**(Beach)**

Jo peek over the large boulder and her eyes narrow at the giant mutated crab as it rest upon the sandy ground. She slowly move closer to the creature, only to startled it by break the twig with her foot and the crab suddenly run away as it left the dust behind. "…The fuck?" The jockette stared at the speedy crab with dropped jaw.

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**(Cave)**

Lightning swallow his Adam's apple after he finally found his target as it walked into the cave and this bear actually have several tentacles and spiny spine. "Lightning's gonna bring his A-game on!" The sport jock charged into the cave before he run out with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by several mutated bears.

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**(Woods)**

Scarlett stare at the giant winged snake in the clearing and she tapping her chin in deep thought, how can she get the snake back to the campground? "I better find someone to help me out…" The scientist muttered to herself before she hear a scream and she glance over her shoulder to see the bubble boy as he run past her, followed by angry two-headed rabbit. A wick smirk form on Scarlett's face.

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"That is one weird duck…" Zoey muttered to herself, watching a humanoid duck as the creature attempt to eat the large rock. The creature just tosses the rock away and the indie girl raised her eyebrow as soon as the duck start to chew on the wood. "Um…Okay…"

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**(Cliff)**

Sky climb up the cliffside, she recalled that she saw some seagull nests early and she hope that the mutated seagulls are still there. It wasn't long enough until she reach the first nest and the Cree girl notice that the seagulls was sleeping. She slowly reaches out for the seagull before the creature suddenly screech out, startled the aspiring Olympian and the mutated seagull flew away. "…Great…" Sky groaned to herself.

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**(Lake)**

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Scott screamed out as he ran across the shore and Fang chase him down with a savage roar. The scheming farmer spots the oar, grabbing it and he swing his paddle at the mutated shark. "Back up! Back up!" The scheming farmer bashed the oar on the mutated shark's head, only to whimper as Fang gave him a deadly glare. "Um…" Scott chuckled nervously, "Sorry?" The shark roared right in his face and the scheming farmer once again ran away with a bloodcurdling scream.

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**(Woods)**

"Thank, Scarlett…" Cameron panted heavily as he glanced up at the scientist after she rescued him from the grumpy rabbit, "Well, see…You later…"

"Wait." Scarlett grabbed his arm, "You're gonna help me get this snake back to the campground."

"But I…" The bubble boy attempted to say something but she cut him off.

"You are gonna help me and that's it." The scientist glared with scary expression and the trembling bubble boy nodded his head.

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**(Confessional)**

"Um…" Cameron rubbed his neck, "Is it just me or does Scarlett seems to be little scary now?"

_***Static***_

"Cameron is so easy to order around and he can't even fight back since he's so weak." Scarlett sighed blissfully, "Nothing turns me on more than dominating someone else…"

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**(Beach)**

"GET BACK HERE, FUCKING CRABBY!" Jo chased the mutated crab around before the creature jump onto the dock and it quickly escape into the wood. "Fucking great…" The jockette growled angrily with trembling fists.

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**(Woods)**

Fang walk through the woods with an ax in his hands as he glances around for any signs of the scheming farmer and the mutated shark walk past a tree, never notice that the nervous scheming farmer was hiding in this tree. Scott wait for a while and he was about to get down but a mutated squirrel leap out of nowhere, clinging on his face as the scheming farmer fell down with a loud thud. "Get off me, freaky squirrel!" The scheming farmer pried the squirrel off before he throw the mutated squirrel away, "Stupid critter…" He froze as soon as he feel a hot breath on his neck and he slowly turn his head around to see the smirking mutated shark before Scott run away from Fang with unmanly shriek.

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"Hey, fella." Zoey waved at the mutated duck as the creature glanced at her confusingly, "Have you taste that before?" She wiggled a loaf of bread that she just snatched from the kitchen and the duck perked up at the sight of the food as it waddle closer to her. "It's okay, fella, it's all yours…" The indie girl said as she slowly back up to led the duck back to the campground and she hope that no one come around to ruin her plan.

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"Come on, bros!" Lightning screamed out as the bears was playing catch and the sport jock was their ball. "Cut it out!" The sport jock gagged with green face, "Lightning is gonna throw up!"

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"Hold still!" Jo finally catch the giant crab after a long chase but this creature refuse to stay down and they start to wrestle around. "DAMN YOU!" The jockette snarled, "JUST HOLD STILL!"

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"Finally…" Sky wiped the sweats off her forehead and she glance at the seagull in her arms as the creature tried to remove the rope off its beak, the Cree girl tied the seagull's beak to prevent it from bite her. "Sorry, I'll take it off as soon as we get back." The aspiring Olympian ran toward the campground.

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"Scarlett, I'm not sure about that plan…" Cameron gulped nervously, "And where did you get this mouse costume?!"

"Quiet." Scarlett adjusted her glasses, "Just follow the plan that I just gave you."

"Okay…" The bubble boy whined as he slowly gets closer to the giant snake, "H-H-Hey, snake…" The mutated creature opens its eyes to see a boy in white mouse costume, "D-D-Dinner time! Come and get meeeeee!" Cameron yelped as the snake lunged and the screaming bubble boy ran away, chasing by the giant snake.

"Perfect." The scientist smirked evilly.

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**(Campfire)**

Naruto stretching his arms out with a yawn before he hears a sound of footsteps and he glance at the woods to see several campers with their mutated creatures as they raced each other. "And the winner is…" The redhead waited until the first person reached him, "Sky!"

"Yes!" Sky cheered to herself, she was lucky that she got a head start on her opponents.

"Dammit…" Jo scowled, never noticed that the mutated crab sneak away from her.

"So close…" Zoey groaned.

"Sky, you get immunity for win the challenge, dattebayo." The redhead turned to some campers, "But one of you…" He blinked as he noticed several things, "…Why is Cameron in a mouse costume and where are Scott and Lightning?"

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**(Woods)**

"Someone help us!" Scott cried from the top of the tree with Lightning.

"HELP!" Lightning hollered, they both scream loudly as soon as Fang and some mutated bears climb closer to them.

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**(Campfire)**

"Now everyone is here, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at the campers after the cooker rescued the boys from the mutated animals, "Sky has immunity so she gets the first marshmallow. The following campers are safe…" Chef tossed the marshmallows at them as the redhead called their names out, "Zoey, Jo, Cameron and Lightning." The host glanced at Scarlett and Scott, "And the final marshmallow goes to…"

"…" The scheming farmer gulped with crossed arms.

"…" The scientist adjusted her glasses.

"…Scott!"

"Well, I believe that it is my time to go." Scarlett climbed into the catapult as she hide her smirk from them, "I'm ready to go." She already contacted some companies and they want to buy her vials for a billion.

"Oh, yeah, the toxic wastes you have been collect for a while…" Naruto grinned, "They are just props from several movies, dattebayo."

"Wait, what?!" The scientist's eyes widened before she narrows her eyes at the redhead, "Why you motherfuuuuuu…" the catapult cut her off by flinging her up in air, courtesy of Chef.

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**(Cabins)**

Several days went by and the campers were loitering around until a large shadow casts over them as Scott run up to them after he managed to get away from Fang. "Ooh!" Everyone stared at the zeppelin in awe.

"Look at you wusses." Scott taunted with a smug smirk, "It's just a stupid blimp." The anchor drops right on his foot, causing the scheming farmer to cry out.

"Actually, I believe it's a zeppelin, named after Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin, who…" Cameron walked past the groaning scheming farmer and he was about to ramble on but the board hit the bubble boy in head.

"Hmm, did we hit something?" Naruto peeked out of the zeppelin.

"Nah, we don't." Chef snickered evilly.

"Okay then…" The redhead shrugged his shoulder as he turned his head to the campers with a wide grin, "Campers, you will compete in today's challenge…An aerial obstacle course, dattebayo!"

"Lightning taking to the skies!" Lightning cheered to himself with a pose before he accidentally knock the scheming farmer out with a punch, "Sha-bam!"

"And here to co-host for today's challenge, put your hands together for…" Naruto gestured at the scowling queen bee as she walked out of the zeppelin, "Heather, aka Heat-chan!"

"No way!" Some campers gasped.

"I'm also not happy to be here on this fucking island." Heather grumbled as she walked to the redhead's side, "I'm here because idiot asked me to."

"Wow, you're the Heather?" Zoey gasped happily before she leans closer to whisper to the queen bee, "You really changed a lot from last time."

"Wait a second…" The queen bee scowled as soon as she realized the indie girl from her past, "Oh great…I can't believe you're..."

"Here's the first part of the challenge!" The redhead clapped loudly to get their attention, "You'll first have to construct your very own flying machines, dattebayo."

"Seriously?" Sky rubbed her neck nervously and the jockette glanced at the bubble boy as she forms an plan inside her head.

"Don't worry, bubble boy." Jo smirked at Cameron, "It may be every-camper-for-him-or-herself, but I have got your back." She shifted her eyes around before she lifts him up in air by his collar, "Alliance. You and me. Agreed?"

"Um…" The bubble boy gulped.

"Good!" The jockette said quickly, "Now make me my flying machine for me and make it faster and better than yours."

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**(Confessional)**

"I am a 90-pound weakling." Cameron deadpanned, "Okay, 89 and a half. With all Scotts and Lightnings out there, sometimes I need to stay as invisible as possible, so I'll hide behind Jo. Then when it comes time to vote people off, everyone will target the serious competition, like Scott or Sky or Lightning or…" He laughed, "Jo."

_***Static***_

"Cam's a good kid." Jo crossed her arms with a smug grin, "I'll carry him a few rounds and then I'll dump him. But first, jock-strap's getting a ticket to the hurl of shame. He got this goofy grudge against me."

_***Static***_

"Yeah, because that Jo guy kicked me right into that shark's mouth!" Lightning sneered, "It was tenderizing me like a T-bone! Jo's gonna pay!" He rubbed his chin, "Man, I could really go for a T-bone right now."

_***Static***_

"I'm gonna whup everybody else and take the million." Scott punched his hand with an evil grin.

_***Static***_

"I'm having a good feeling about this season." Sky smiled to herself, "I think I will be able to win the million this time."

_***Static***_

"I'm kinda nervous because I'm more likely to be next to go." Zoey fidgeted with her fingers, "But I won't go down without put up a fight."

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**(Junkyard)**

"Welcome to the junkyard where you will find things to build your own flying machines, dattebayo." Naruto gestured at the junkyard before he picks a trash bag up, "Each player will pick a card representing their mode of flight. Pick one!"

Jo reaches into the bag before she pulls a card out, "A hot air balloon?" She groaned, "Ugh! Could you get more frou-frou la-dee-da?"

"A helicopter?" Lightning grinned at his card, "Sweet! Didn't think I'd get one till I hit the majors."

"Jet pack?!" Sky gasped, "Oh man, I hope the junkyard have jet pack parts…"

"A plane." Zoey glanced at her card, "Cool! And also totally impossible to build."

"A rocket?!" Cameron cheered, "Hurray! My rocketeering knowledge is both sophisticated and formidable!"

"Is rocketeering a word?" Heather whispered to the cooker.

"…I'm not sure." Chef grunted.

"A bird?" Scott raised his eyebrow, "How am I supposed to build a bird? I want a new card!"

"No dice, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "The first camper to show me their finished flying machine wins an advantage…" He gestured at an object in the cooker's hands, "A smoke machine, dattebayo." Chef pushed a button on the machine and it sends the smoke toward the coughing campers. "Get ready…." Naruto clapped his hands as the campers spilt up, "GO!"

"Idiot…" The queen bee growled.

"What's up, Heat-chan?" Naruto blinked at her before he yelps as soon as the queen bee kicked him in shin, "W-W-What was that for, Heat-chan?"

"Amy and Zoey." Heather muttered under her breath quietly so the redhead doesn't hear her.

"Heat-chan, what did I do?!" The redhead whined, never notice the facepalm from the cooker.

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"Nerdlinger, how do I make a balloon, and what do I need to make it?" The jockette asked as she ran with the bubble boy, "And by 'I', I mean you."

"Well, we'll need at least 847 square feet of silk, a heat source that can generate 7.4 cubic meters of hot air per second…" Cameron muttered.

"Boring!" Jo cut him off with a huff, "Just find the stuff and build it, pencil neck!"

"Hey, how about helping me out with my helicopter?" The sport jock asked.

"Hmm, any internal combustion engine would do, plus a fan with blades at least 72 inches in diam…" The bubble boy said before the jockette pull the screaming bubble boy away from the sport jock.

"Shut your trap!" Jo glared at the cowering bubble boy before she points at the sport jock, "Get your own nerd, musclehead!"

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"How to build a bird?" Scott muttered to himself as he tossed several objects away before he notices the mutated seagulls, "…Birds have feathers." The scheming farmer tore some feathers off the seagulls, "Paydirt!" Scott laughed before the seagulls attack him with an angry squawk.

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"What can I use to make a jet pack?" Sky dug through the pile until she stumbles upon a destroyed jet pack, missing several objects. "Bingo…" The Cree girl pulled it out, "Let's see what it's missing…Fuel…Handles…" She noticed a crack in the tank, "Looks like I have to replace it with something similar."

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"I have to build a plane?" Zoey stared at her card, "Come on! That's impossible. I mean, where am I supposed to find a cockpit?" She sighed before she notice the swan boat, "Okay, fine, but where am I supposed to find wing?" The indie girl turned around to see a pair of wings as she raised her eyebrow, "Um…Well, sure, those are awesome, but where am I supposed to find a propeller?" She wandered aimlessly, "I'll never find a…" Zoey tripped on the object and she glanced at the object, revealing to be the propeller. "…All right already! I'll make the damn plane! It's getting spooky, seriously!"

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"Gotta find a really big fan." Lightning ransacked through stuffs until he pulled something out, "A parachute? Heat source? Hey, that's what Jo needs!" He smirked to himself, "Hey, Jo, good luck finding your stuff behind this motorcycle, a huge fan that would make a totally banging helicopter!" The sport jock walked away with a laugh, "Aw, yeah. Who's the smart guy now…" He stopped in his trail before he glances at the motorcycle, "Wait a minute!"

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"Good work, wonder nerd." Jo whistled at the hot air balloon as the bubble boy tightened a nut, it has been a couple hours since the campers start working on their flying machines.

"Thanks." Cameron nodded, "Well, better find the parts to make my rocket."

"Or you could be a real competitor and sabotage the others." The jockette smirked evilly.

"That's not very sportsperson-like." The bubble boy raised his eyebrow.

"Listen, Turbo Dork, winning is all that matters, and you can't win unless everybody else loses." Jo replied as she shoved a shovel into his hands, "Right? So go over there and 'accidentally' tip a mountain of crud onto Captain Musclehead."

"Oh boy…" Cameron muttered to himself as he climbed up the pile of junk and he attempt to push it down with the shovel but it fling the bubble boy into a large object. He raise his head up before he gasp at the engine that he just landed on, "An 747 engine? Eureka squared!" Cameron checked inside, "Ooh, and all the major components are intact. I feel some inspiration coming on."

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"What the…" The jockette glared at the bubble boy after she decided to check on him since he was taking too long and she just found him building his own flying machine. "What do you think you're doing?!" The bubble boy screamed out, accidentally turn his flying machine on and it took off.

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"And here's another picture of Ma-chan in her cute bunny outfit, dattebayo." Naruto thrust a picture in his childhood friend's face with a gush, "Isn't she cute?"

"Idiot, I live next door and I see her every day." Heather deadpanned, "I already saw her in this costume…And every costume you got for her." The redhead was about to say something but the bubble boy's rocket flew past them before it crash into a pile.

"Oh, we have a winner!" The redhead chuckled at the stumbling bubble boy before he pull a megaphone out, "Cameron finishes first and gets a smoke machine, dattebayo!"

"What?!" Several campers cried out from different locations.

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The campers set their flying machines up at the start line and the jockette walk to the bubble boy's side. "Nice work, Cameron." Jo placed hands on her hips, "I've taught you well. Now, better let me hold onto that." She snatched the smoke machine away from Cameron, "Gotta keep it safe or someone might try to scam it from you." The bubble boy opens his mouth, only to sigh.

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**(Confessional)**

"No, I don't think Jo is pushing me around at all." Cameron grinned nervously, "I'd be nowhere without her. I owe all my success to her and I'll ride my way to victory with her assured advice." He glanced at the jockette, revealing that she was with him the whole time. Jo give him a pat on his head.

_***Static***_

"I'm pretty sure that the puny maggot won't be wearing a pant in relationship if he has a girlfriend." Chef rolled his eyes with crossed arms.

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"Campers, prepare to be challenged in the stupid aerial course." Heather muttered from the zeppelin's loudspeaker as the campers glanced at the course, "You will race each other while you will fly through the flaming hoops and evading the…Idiot, am I reading it right?!"

"Hai." Naruto replied, "They will be attacked by flying fire-breathing goats, dattebayo."

"…Did he just say…" Sky glanced at the nervous campers before she shifts her eyes to the course to see several flying goats, "…Only on Total Drama…"

"I'm gonna ace this puppy." Scott bragged as he put his wing suit on.

"Hope you can flap your arms as fast as your jaws." Zoey glared.

"First person to cross the finish line will get invincibility." The queen bee huffed, "Just starts the damn challenge already!"

"GO!" Chef barked loudly and the campers quickly took off with their flying machines, racing each other but only one can't take off.

"Come on!" The scheming farmer ran across the ground as he flapping his arms around, "MAKE ME FLY!" Scott heard something right behind him, causing him to peek over his shoulder to see Fang and it don't take the scheming farmer to finally fly away from the mutated shark with a bloodcurdling scream.

"Ah, the smell of victory." Jo smirked at her lead before she smells something, "Why does victory smell like bad breath?" The jockette heard a bleating from her left and she turns her head to see the mutated goats as they spit fire at her. "Hey! Go burn someone else's balloon! Cameron, defend me!" The bubble boy was about to follow her order but someone pulled up to his side.

"Dude, you're running defense for Jo?" Lightning narrowed his eyes, "He's playing you like a dollar-store kazoo, man! Just like he did to me!"

"Eat smoke!" The jockette laughed as she used the smoke machine on Scott and Sky.

"That smoke machine should be yours!" The sport jock growled.

"Bubble boy, get over here and cover me so I can crash these damn goats!" Jo barked.

"…Jo, crash this!" Cameron pushed a button with a smirk and before the jockette know it, the smoke machine just explodes on her as it lit the balloon up in fire.

"CAMERON!" The jockette shouted angrily, falling down to the ground.

"Sha-sweet!" Lightning laughed, "Nice one!"

Sky gasps as soon as her jet pack stuttered on her, "What the…" She falls down with a scream, followed by Zoey after her airplane fall apart on her.

"Suck to be you!" Scott laughed before the mutated goats burn his wings and the scheming farmer fall down with a bloodcurdling scream.

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"…Why do I think of Icarus?" Chef rubbed his chin.

"Looks like it's gonna be close race, dattebayo." Naruto watched the race as Lightning and Cameron race each other, "Heat-chan, who do you think will win the game?"

"I don't care who's winning." Heather scoffed as she glared at the groaning indie girl and the aspiring Olympian, "Only one thing I care about the elimination…It better be one of these two!"

"Who?" The redhead tilted his head but he never get any answer from the queen bee.

"Brat, they're getting closer to the finish line." The cooker grunted.

"Oh, and the winner of the race is…" Naruto watched the screen closer as one of the remaining racers crossed the finishing line, "Cameron!"

"YES!" The bubble boy cheered.

"Now can I get off this fucking crazy island?" The queen bee huffed.

"Yeah, you can…" The redhead nodded before the queen bee pulled him closer enough to touch each other's noses.

"You better not do anything with them while I'm not here!" Heather growled, she heard everything from Dawn and she was really pissed off at the redhead for his dense natural.

"Um…Okay?" The queen bee released the host as she stomped away before he turns his head to the cooker, "Did I do something that pissed her off?"

"…I'm not gonna answer this one." Chef walked away with a shaking head and the redhead shrugged his shoulders with puzzled expression.

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**(Campfire)**

"Elimination time!" Naruto grinned at the campers after he gave the first marshmallow to the grinning bubble boy, "Cameron is safe so are…" He passed the marshmallows out, "Sky, Lightning and Zoey." He glanced at Scott and Jo, "The person that will get the final marshmallow is…"

"…" The jockette send a smug smirk to the scheming farmer.

"…" The scheming farmer squirmed in his seat.

"Scott!"

"WHAT?!" Jo roared as she turned around to the bubble boy, "You traitor! You backstabber!"

"I learned from the best." Cameron snickered as the cooker dragged the jockette to the catapult.

"You…" The jockette muttered, "You know, you're right. Good technique, kid. But you!" She pointed at the sport jock, "You're a fucking idiot! You couldn't even tell I was a girl!"

"You're what?!" Lightning dropped his jaw.

"You need to get your fucking eyes che…" The catapult cut Jo off by flinging her up in air.

"Did Jo have a sex change?" The sport jock muttered with widened eyes.

"…No, she was always a girl since her birth." Chef deadpanned.

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**(Main Lodge)**

The next morning, the campers were waiting for Chef to give them their breakfast and someone was about to say something but their host walk in with a grin. "Hey, campers, are you hungry right now?" Naruto chuckled as they nodded at him, "Well, our first part of challenge will fill your growling stomachs up…Thirty-one game! Take your seats right now, dattebayo."

"Thirty-one?" Lightning raised his eyebrow.

"Each player will take a turn to eat a food sample, up to five and whoever eats the last food sample is out, dattebayo." The redhead grinned as the campers take their seats, "Let's start off with jell-o!"

"Don't pig out, maggots." Chef placed the tray in front of Zoey.

"I think I'll take two." Zoey decided to play it safe for now and she handed it to Lightning after she finished her jell-o.

"Um…" The sport jock rubbed his head, "I'll eat three."

"Five." Scott shoved it to the bubble boy and he only takes two jell-o.

"…Four." Sky ate four jell-o after she did some math in her head.

"Five!" The indie girl smiled.

"Five." Lightning replied.

"Four." The scheming farmer smirked at the whimpering bubble boy.

"Cameron's out!" Naruto announced, "Next is…sausage!"

"Yes!" The sport jock cheered as the cooker switched the tray, "Lightning seriously needs some proteins!"

"…Five." Zoey grabbed five sausages before she hand it to the sport jock, also taking five of them.

Scott drumming his fingers on the table, "…Five."

"Same goes for me." The Cree girl replied.

"I'll take one this time." The indie girl pushed it away from her.

"Five again!" Lightning gobbled them up.

"One." Scott grinned evilly.

"One." Sky handed the tray to the indie girl.

"One." Zoey release her breath and the sport jock gasped at the last sausage.

"Lightning's out!" The redhead chuckled, "Up next is…"

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Zoey has been eliminated and the eliminated campers kept moving their heads side to side as Sky and Scott passes the pancakes to each other while calling out the numbers.

"Three!" The aspiring Olympian pushed the pancakes to her last opponent and he notices that there was only ten left.

"…Two." The scheming farmer glared at her with a scowl.

"One."

"…Dammit." Scott scowled after he did math in his head, "Ugh! One."

"Five!" Sky smirked smugly.

"Scott's out!" Naruto clapped his hands, "Sky wins the first part of challenge and she gain one extra life for next challenge…"

"Extra life?" The Cree girl raised her eyebrow.

"Um…" Cameron gulped nervously, "What kind of challenge are we gonna do?"

"Egg Roulette." The redhead grinned slyly, "Whoever get five raw eggs, six in Sky's case, will get a good hurling from Hurl of Shame…Meaning it's an instant elimination challenge!"

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**(Confessional)**

"So it's down to luck." Zoey gulped nervously before she cross her fingers, "Please let it be Scott."

_***Static***_

"Oh, no…" Cameron groaned, "Not the egg roulette…" He rubbed his forehead, "I still have this bruise from last season!"

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"Remember, you have to smash the eggs on your forehead as hard as you can, dattebayo." Naruto smirked, "Let's start with…Scott!"

"This challenge is too easy…" Scott smashed the egg on his head, only to scream out as the yolk singled his forehead. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Oh yeah, the eggs are also mutated too, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled evilly, "Wow, Scott, you really have bad luck today."

"Shut up." The scheming farmer crossed his arms with a deadly glare.

"Cameron, your turn." The host snickered and the bubble boy humming to himself before he picks one out, smashing it on his forehead.

"NOT AGAIN!" Cameron cried out as he rubbed his forehead, he was lucky that it was just a hard-boiled egg.

"Sha-bam!" Lightning smashed his egg, "All right…Hey, man, is it safe to eat it?"

"Chef?" Naruto glanced at the cooker.

"…Maybe?" Chef just shrugged and the sport jock tosses his egg away, better safe than sorry.

"Ugh!" Sky groaned and everyone turned to her, noticing that she just got the raw egg.

"It's good thing that you have extra life, dattebayo." The redhead smirked, "Five more chances for you…Zoey, your turn!"

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**(Confessional)**

"At first, I felt good since I got an extra life…" Sky rubbed her neck, "But now…I'm not sure because it really depend on luck and I just used my extra life already…Looks like it's gonna be tough."

_***Static***_

"I wonder where did they get these eggs from?" Scott rubbed his forehead, "These eggs are not normal."

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The tentacles shoot out of the egg and it grab Zoey in face as she scream out.

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Lightning pick his egg, only to flailing his arms around as the egg cling on his face with its spider legs.

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Cameron yelp out as the egg grow a tentacle and it slap the bubble boy silly.

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Sky attempt to pull the living yolk out of her hair but it refuse to release her.

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Scott smash the egg on his forehead before he drop his jaw as Fang's head pop out with a evil grin and the scheming farmer throw the egg away with a bloodcurdling scream.

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After several rounds, Zoey and Cameron have two more chance left while the rest of the campers have last chance and it was Scott's turn. The scheming farmer stare at the eggs in deep thought before he makes his selection. "Here we go…" Scott whispered to himself as he smashed the egg and he release a sigh of relief, the egg was hard-boiled.

"Sky, you're up, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the aspiring Olympian as she take a deep breath and the Cree girl's hand hover over the eggs before she pick one up. Sky smash it and the egg suddenly roar at her as she screamed at the egg's large eye. "Sky, looks like your luck run out today, dattebayo."

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**(Dock)**

The redhead walks toward the catapult with the Cree girl and the cooker. "It sucks that you just got eliminated right away, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"Yeah, but at least I got farther this time." Sky smiled, "And I also made it to top five so that's one positive thing."

"Hai." The redhead nodded with a grin as he gave her one-arm hug, "You did great, dattebayo."

"Thank, Naruto." The Cree girl blushed faintly, "Um…Naruto, good luck…" She pecked his cheek as the blushing redhead glanced at her confusingly, "And I want to say something to you…"

"W-W-W-What is it?" Naruto stuttered.

"Naruto, I…"

"Tell him later!" Chef cut Sky off as he tossed her into the catapult and the cooker launch her up in air.

"Um…" The redhead glanced at the cooker, "Why did you do that for?"

"We were running out of time." The cooker lied, 'I don't approve anyone dating my brat at all.'

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**(Trailer)**

It has been a couple days and it was night time, Chef enter the trailer with puzzled expression as Naruto check some papers. "Brat, what do you need me for?" The cooker grunted.

"Oh, Chef." The redhead glanced up from his papers, "We have a challenge tomorrow and I need you to host it, dattebayo. It's only for one day."

"Why?" Chef raised his eyebrow.

"Because I miss my Ma-chan and I want to see her, dattebayo!" Naruto wailed in his hands as the cooker smacked his forehead, "I want to take a day off and I want to use it to see my Ma-chan! I miss my Ma-chan!"

"Fine!" The cooker rolled his eyes before the redhead hug him, "Only one day and that's it! If you extend your break, I'll gonna drag you back here."

"Thank, Uncle Chef!" Naruto quickly ran out of the trailer, "Ma-chan, Daddy's coming home!"

"…He is so gonna spoiling her." Chef pinched his nose bridge.

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**(Cabins)**

"Cameron, do we have to meet all way up here?" Zoey climbed up the tree with several grunts, she can't believe that she have to climb a tree first thing in the morning.

"I'm sorry, Zoey." Cameron glanced around, "It's the only place that's private, aside from the innumerable cameras. First order of business…Get rid of Scott."

"That jerk's kicked off so many people." The indie girl agreed, "Now it's his turn to feel the pain!" What they didn't know is that the scheming farmer just overheard them.

"Maybe I can convince Lightning to join us and vote off Scott." The bubble boy said, never notice that Scott just throws his rope up to the branch.

"Awesome!" Zoey smiled, "Then it'll be three to one. No chance of a tie…" The branch suddenly break off the tree and she fall into the scheming farmer's arms.

"Zoey." Scott grinned evilly, "Nice of you to drop in. I have a killer idea. Totally up your alley. Here goes. You and me team up and vote off Lightning."

"…" The indie girl laughed at him, "Oh…No." The scheming farmer dropped her as he opened his mouth to say something but she cut him off, "I'm not gonna listen to whatever you're gonna say so…" She walked away from the scheming farmer.

"…Oh well." Scott shrugged his shoulders, he always have a backup plan.

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Lightning was shooting the basketball at the hoop, "Two points! Aw, yeah!" He never noticed that the bubble boy just landed right behind him after Scott pushed him into one of the scheming farmer's traps.

"Ah…" Cameron groaned as he glanced up to see the sport jock, "Lightning? I have a most advantageous offer to extend. Join forces with Zoey and I. Together we'll vote out the dreaded Scott."

"Aw, yeah!" The sport jock cheered after he got his ball in the hoop.

"Really?" The bubble boy stood up with widened eyes, "Okay, great! We'll see you at the challenge." He walked away, only to fall into another trap again.

"All right, yeah!" Lightning cheered to himself.

"Hey, got a proposal for you." Scott walked up to the sport jock with a smirk, "A sweet alliance with Baron Von Scottmeister."

"Yeah!" The sport jock shoots his ball into the hoop.

"I always knew you were my kind of guy." The scheming farmer walked away with a evil chuckle, "So long, Zoey."

"Yeah…" Lightning caught his ball as he glanced around confusingly, "Did someone say something? No? Eh…" He resumed his game.

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The campers raise their eyebrows as soon as Chef walks up to them, "Challenge time, maggots!"

"Um…" Zoey raised her hand, "Where's Naruto?"

"He took a day off." The cooker grunted, "I'm your host for today."

"I wonder what he's doing right now." Cameron rubbed his chin.

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**(Naruto)**

"Ma-chan, daddy miss you so much, dattebayo!" The redhead nuzzled his cheek on his daughter's cheek, "Daddy loves you so much!"

"Dada, nya!" Maeve giggled, "Dada."

"My Ma-chan!" Naruto grinned goofy.

"And he's gone." Gwen smiled at the redhead.

"Yep, he's so gone." Heather rolled her eyes with crossed arms.

"Let's get you some cute clothes and toys, dattebayo!" The redhead cooed over his giggling daughter.

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**(Campground)**

"Listen up, maggots." Chef grunted as he paced around the campers, "I'm gonna push you until you break. Then I'll take the filthy little broken bits and give 'em another good breaking! No motherfuckers are gonna make it to my finale." He jabbed his finger at the indie girl, "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! First challenge…The cook-off!"

"A cook-off?" Scott scoffed, "What's next, a lawn bowl-off?" The pot hit him in face, courtesy of the cooker.

"Shut it or I'll fucking shut you up!" The cooker barked, "Bring in the special guest."

"No, no, no!" DJ screamed out as the intern wheeled him in, "Not here! I vowed never to be back as long as there was breath in my lung!"

"Your contract disagrees, sissy maggot!" Chef smirked evilly before he glance at the campers, "You maggots are gonna cook something tasty, and this bag of mush will be the judge. You've got twenty minutes to make a tasty lunch with whatever you find on the island." He tapped his frying pan, "I believe in eating locally. Ready?"

"Um, question?" The bubble boy raised his hand, "What are our options in the way of seasonings?"

"Get cooking!" The cooker ignored the bubble boy as he clanging his pots and the campers ran off into the woods.

"Yo, where's Naruto!" The Jamaican giant screamed, "He promised that I won't be the guest on this cursed island!"

"Brat's not here so I can do whatever I want with you maggots." Chef replied with a smirk.

"NARUTO!" DJ cried out.

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**(Naruto)**

"You look so cute in this outfit, dattebayo!" The redhead took several pictures of his daughter in penguin costume as she play with her new stuffed animal, "Ma-chan's so cute!"

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**(Campground)**

After they gathered their ingredients with several mishaps, the campers start to cook their foods and Zoey was humming a tune as she make a salad before it suddenly attack her. "Living salad?!" The indie girl cried out, "Can't I get a break on this island?!"

"These toxic mushrooms will make a delectable quiche." Cameron tossed the mushrooms into the pan as Scott spy on the bubble boy and they never notice that Lightning threw his flaming pan at the poor intern, lit him up in fire by accident.

"KENNY!" The second intern cried out.

"My bad!" Lightning chuckled nervously.

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After a while, Scott snickered to himself because he know that he can win this challenge since he just sabotaged Zoey's salad with poison ivy and he was about to do something to the bubble boy. "Spatulas down!" Chef hollered as the scheming farmer scowled at his missed opportunity, "Well, dish it up, maggots! Move! Move! Move!"

"Today I've made a delicious quiche!" The bubble boy held his quiche up as DJ glanced at normal quiche, "With toxic mushrooms."

"Next!" The cooker shouted.

"I present the living salad!" Zoey raised her bowl up with a nervous smile before the spiders crawl off the salad and all over the whimpering giant.

"Hey!" Lightning stepped up with a plate, "I went with an Italian theme…Ginormous Maggot Cannelloni in a cream sauce." The maggot sat up with a screech before the sport jock hit the creature lightly with the pepper grinder, "What did I tell you? Stay down! Um…" He glanced at the gulping giant, "Fresh pepper?"

"Next!" Chef roared.

"I've made southern quiche surprise." Scott held his green quiche up, "If you manage to keep it down, surprise!" An eye popped out of the scheming farmer's quiche.

"FUCK IT!" DJ tore the ropes off and he ran away from the group with a bloodcurdling scream.

"…Well, looks like we just lost our taste tester." The cooker muttered, "Rule change! You gotta eat all of your own weird grubs." The campers groaned in disgust, "You hurl, you lose. Whoever finishes their meal first without spewing wins the challenge." He snickered, "Man, this is going to be nasty!"

"Nice quiche." The scheming farmer whispered to the bubble boy, "Great minds think alike, huh?" Scott pointed at something right behind the bubble boy, "Hey, look, it's a blogger from bubbleboyonline!"

"Where?" Cameron glanced behind, never notice that the scheming farmer just switched their quiches.

"Nah, it was just a tree stump." Scott smirked at the glaring bubble boy.

"Bottom up!" Chef pushed the air horn and the campers start to eat their meals.

"Throat…" Zoey gasped as she scratched her neck, "So…Itchy!" The bubble boy threw up after he took a bite and it set off a chain of reaction.

"Sha…" Lightning threw up, followed by the indie girl.

"I love me." Scott chuckled as he took the last bite, "Some good old-fashioned mutated frog quiche!"

"Challenge's over!" The cooker clapped, "Scott wins! That's why he doesn't have to wear one of these tracking collars." Before the campers know it, Chef quickly put their tracking collars on. "Challenge part two…" Chef pulled a GPS map out, "I give you Maggot Hunter. The challenge is simple. You're the maggots, I'm the hunter. You run off into the woods. I hunt you down. First maggot to the flagpole wins. Pray that you make it before I blast you into a whole new dimension of pain!" He pulled a large gun out, "Rocket-propelled spaghetti cannon featuring my own secret recipe. Shove packets in your face extra-spicy spaghetti. Dinner is served in your face!" He fired his gun and a large ball of spaghetti hit the intern, smashing him against the wall.

"Oh, oh, it burns!" The intern cried out, "It really fucking burns!"

"You have twenty minutes head start before I get you all." Chef chuckled evilly, "Move out!" The campers quickly run off into the woods.

"How is that allowed?!" The bubble boy screamed, "Naruto won't allow that at all!"

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**(Naruto)**

The redhead lies on the couch, watching the television as Maeve snoring on his chest. "Hmm, why do I feel like I just forget something?" Naruto tilted his head, "…Did I tell Chef to change the hunting challenge to something else?" He thinks deeply for a while before he shrugs his shoulders slightly, "Maybe I did, dattebayo."

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**(Woods)**

"No, Chef!" Zoey cried out as she dodged several balls, "I'm fragile! I'm allergic to pain! I wanna live!" She skidded on her feet as soon as she reaches the edge of the cliff.

"Hunt's over, maggot." Chef smirked at the indie girl.

"Okay, okay, I give up!" The indie girl gulped nervously, "You win!"

"Let's make it official." The cooker fired his gun and the ball knocks her off the cliff. "Maybe I'll come back for her…" He walked away with an evil laughter, "If I remember." What he doesn't know is that he just pushes Zoey over the line and she's really pissed off right now.

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"No tracking collar, no Chef, no problem." Scott laughed as he take a stroll, "I'm gonna strut all the way to the finish." He never noticed that he just walked past Fang and the mutated shark grinned manically, he will get his fang back from this scheming farmer.

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Chef heard a breaking twig right behind him, "Who's there?!" He scanned the woods before he leap away from the arrows with a yelp, only to fall into a net trap. "Who ever did this is gonna pay…As soon as I get down."

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The mutated raccoon was chewing on a tire before a ball of spaghetti hit the creature in head and he stomp out to see the shocked cooker, the raccoon roared at him. "Tracking collars!" Chef spotted the collars on the mutated raccoon's tail, it turned out that Lightning and Cameron had removed the tracking collars early and they both placed it on the raccoon's tail. "I've been duped!" The mutated raccoon snatched the gun from the cooker before the creature smash it on Chef's head repeatedly.

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"Come on, man!" Lightning glanced at the panting bubble boy, "Put some stank on it!"

"So queasy…" Cameron gagged, "Can't go on…Lightning…You must take me to the finish. Fulfill your promise!"

"Nah." The sport jock shook his head, "Sorry, smart guy. Lightning's only in this for one person…Lightning!" He never noticed that the bubble boy just climbed on his back, riding on his back.

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"Ha, the finish." Scott smirked as soon as he sees the finish line, "Now all's left to do is touch the flagpole and win this thing…" Fang jumped in front of him, "No, not you! NOT NOW!" The scheming farmer ran away from the chasing mutated shark until Fang cornered him and the scheming farmer trip on the rock, landing with a heavy thump. "Oh, my ankle! Leave me alone, you freak! Why do you keep chasing me anyway?!" Fang pointed at his missing fang, "What?! For your tooth? You have hundreds!" The mutated shark walked toward him, "Looks like that's it for me!" Fang took one step before he fall into a pit trap, "And hello, victory! Yes! One of my traps finally work…Wait…I didn't dig a pit trap."

"Get back here, Croft-wannabe maggot!" The scheming farmer glanced up to see a ball as it hit him, courtesy of Chef and Zoey. The indie girl flip over the scheming farmer as she fire her arrow at the cooker before he duck under it, "Missed me!"

"Wrong!" Zoey smirked and the cooker glanced behind to see that she just set one of her trap off. The swinging boulder strike the scheming farmer's back before the vine break and the scheming farmer scream out in agony as he rolled down with the boulder.

"Good thing he got in the way." Chef winced.

"Man, I must be gaining muscle mass." Lightning raced toward the finish line, "This running is making me almost kinda winded!" He ran past Chef and Zoey, "Sha-bye-bye, suckers! Yes, first to finish!" The sport jock turned around as he backpedaled into the pole, "Oh, yeah! Big winner! I beat Chef! I'm the bomb, y'all!"

"Ow, my head!"

"Huh?" The sport jock glanced behind his back to see the bubble boy.

"Puny maggot wins immunity!" The cooker announced.

"What?!" Lightning snarled, "Then what do I win?!"

"Dinner." Chef fired his gun at the sport jock with a sadistically grin.

"My head!" The sport jock screamed out, "My beautiful head!"

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**(Campfire)**

"Elimination time, maggots!" The cooker glanced at the campers as the intern wheeled injured scheming farmer to the group, "One of you is going home tonight, expect for Cameron, who has immunity."

"That was supposed to be Lightning's immunity, smart guy." Lightning growled angrily and the bubble boy gulped nervously.

"Zip it!" Chef barked loudly, "The one that's going home is…"

"…" The indie girl glared at the scheming farmer.

"…" The scheming farmer glanced at indie girl and sport jock, hoping that they vote for Lightning.

"…" The sport jock kept growling at the bubble boy.

"…Scott!"

"What?!" Scott shouted, "You gotta be kidding me!"

"Do I fucking look like I'm kidding you?" The cooker tossed the scheming farmer into the catapult, "Oh yeah, someone want to join you in the Hurl of Shame…"

"Who?" The scheming farmer blinked confusingly before Fang leap into the catapult with him, "OH FUCK! NO! NO!" The mutated shark snatched his missing fang back from the screaming farmer and the creature reattached its fang before Fang grinned widely. "FUCK! FUCK! GET ME Oooooooo!" The catapult launched them up in air.

Chef turns around to face the camera, "I'm gonna do it short and sweet. The campers had faced a lot of challenges and now, we have the final three." He gestured at the three campers, "Who will win the million bucks? Will it be Zoey? Lightning? Or the underdog, Cameron? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**REVENGE OF ISLAND!"**

"I'm back, dattebayo." Everyone turned around to see the redhead with starry eyes as he held up a bulky scrapbook, "And I have so much to show to you!"

"…New outfits?" The cooker deadpanned.

"New outfits and her stuffed animals, dattebayo." Naruto replied with starry expression.

"…Yep, you're spoiling her." Chef sighed and the campers nodded.

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_Contestants: Cameron, Lightning, Zoey_

_Eliminated: Amy, Anne Maria, Beardo, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, Eva, Jasmine, Jo, Leonard, Mike, Naruto, Noah, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Scott, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Tyler_

_Peanut Gallery: Alejandro, B, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Trent_

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	29. Revenge of Island: The Final Payback

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**Here's the last chapter of the ROI arc! Sorry if I miss any questions.  
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**Pairing: It's still secret for now.**

**Coldblue: 1) Epilogue chapter will happen after the final arc so it won't happen pretty soon yet.**

**Anyway, it's time for the twenty-nine chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon, some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

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**Chapter 29: Revenge of Island: The Final Payback**

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**(Dock)**

"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Island, the final seven went through several quick challenges and some can't even keep up, dattebayo!" Naruto grinned, "After several long weeks, we are finally down to three campers…Zoey, Lightning and Cameron! Only one of them will win the million bucks, dattebayo. Who will be out before the final challenge? Who will bring the million back to his or her home? Find out tonight on Total Drama Revenge of Island!"

* * *

**(Aftermath Show: Stage)**

"What's up, everybody?" Geoff waved at the audience, "I'm Geoff."

"And I'm Eva." Eva grunted with crossed arms.

"I'm sure everyone knows who's in the final three and who's not, right?" The party boy grinned at the cheering audience, "Before we reveal anything, let us introduce you the members that will join the peanut gallery…Mike, Scarlett, Noah…"

"Jo, Sky and Jasmine." The bodybuilder spoke up, "Scott won't join us since he's in recovery."

"Thank to Fang." Mike snickered with everyone.

"Now…" Geoff rubbed his hands before he gesture at three colored benches, "I want everyone to show us who's supporting one of the finalists! Let's watch That's Gonna Leave a Mark clips while everyone makes their choices!"

* * *

**(TGLM Clip)**

Scott and Fang landed on a beach and the mutated shark pounce on the screaming farmer. Fang reach behind his back, pulling out a brass knuckles and Scott gulped frighteningly before the mutated shark beating him up.

_***Static***_

Lightning duck under every low branches but they kept hitting Cameron in head as he tried to hold on the sport jock's back.

_***Static***_

Zoey crack her egg, only to cry out as the mutated egg bite her hand and she smashing it on the table with a bloodcurdling scream.

_***Static***_

"In your face…" Lightning bragged before a ball hit him in face and another ball smash into his groin, drawing out a high-pitched scream.

* * *

"And we're back." Geoff gestured at the benches, "Everyone has picked their finalists out. Let's check with Lightning's supporters. Why do you think Lightning will win the million bucks?"

"He's more athletic than the others and I don't think they have a chance." Courtney snorted, she was sitting with Dave, Amy, Jasmine, Jo, Sugar, Max, Harold, Topher, Heather and Staci.

"Yeah, have you seen Cameron?" Jo rolled her eyes, "Bubble boy can break easy under a butterfly's weight!"

"But Cameron may will make a turnaround in the game!" Mike raised his hand from Cameron's benches, he was sitting with Sam, Owen, Ella, Beth, Justin, Trent, Rodney, Gwen, Noah, Leonard, Dawn, Samey, Tyler, Dakota, and Scarlett.

"Yeah, like me and Beth!" Owen agreed, "Everybody know that underdogs always win!"

"Expect for Naruto, he wasn't an underdog and he won in World Tour season." Gwen whispered to Noah and he gives her a nod.

"Well, I don't know you guys but I think Zoey will win the whole thing since she just went Rambo on Chef." Duncan chuckled, he was sitting in Zoey's benches with Sky, B, Sadie, Katie, Cody, Blaineley, Anne Maria, DJ, Beardo, Alejandro, Shawn, Brick, Leshawna, Bridgette, Lindsay and Izzy.

"Anyone that whup Chef is good in my book." Leshawna agreed with a smirk.

"She also made Scott pay everything for what he did to us, thank to her traps." Anne Maria huffed, "Scott is so lucky that we don't get our hands on him right now."

"The reason why we have these guys on the benches is because…" Eva grunted, "We're gonna do a challenge to win an advantage for one of chosen finalists but here's a catch…"

"If the teams failed to compete their challenge or end up in draw, the finalists will get a huge disadvantage!" The party boy smirked and the audience gasped at the host.

"Tie?" Sam blinked, "You mean there are three challenges?"

"Oh yeah!" Geoff turned his head to his girlfriend, "Eva, what's our first challenge?"

"Self-Destructing Nametag challenge." The bodybuilder crossed her arms, "Five players from each team will have to remove their nametags…Without using their hands! Team that removed their nametags first will earn a point. Lightning's team will be Sugar, Topher, Courtney, Harold and Staci."

"Zoey's team will be…" The party boy glanced at the supporters, "B, Alejandro, Cody, Leshawna and Lindsay. Cameron's team will be Noah, Leonard, Trent, Beth and Dakota. Put your jackets on." They waited as the players put their jackets on, "And…Go!"

"Everyone, line up!" Leonard pulled his wand out, "I'll use my magic to remove your nametags!" His teammates didn't pay attention to him since they were busy, trying to get their nametags off.

"How did you come up with it?" Tyler asked, watching the CIT as she grinding her back on the floor.

"Naruto send us a list of unused challenges on phone." Eva replied, "He actually come up with some good challenges but we can't use it."

"Yeah, because the producers won't allow us to get a bunch of flaming swords." Geoff nodded.

"…What the hell did Naruto came up with?" Jo raised her eyebrow.

"Okay, that's kinda impossible." Alejandro muttered and B tapping his cheek for a while before he snaps his fingers. The silent boy bites the Latino villain's nametag and tore it off as the Latino teenager glance over his shoulder. "Brilliant idea, B." Alejandro smirked as he tore B's nametag off with his mouth and they both quickly tore their teammates' nametags off.

"Zoey's team wins!" The party boy hollered as the teams glanced at the cheering team, "They earn a point!"

"How is that allowed?!" Harold gasped, "Didn't we suppose to remove our own nametag?!"

"Yes, it's allowed since they didn't use their hands and no one said that you have to remove your own nametags." The bodybuilder grunted, "Now the second challenge is…"

"Quiz Time!" Geoff announced as several teenagers glanced at each other with puzzled expressions, "We will ask you any questions that are related to Total Drama Revenge of Island and you have to answer it within ten seconds. Whoever gets five questions correctly win a point for their team."

"Under your seats, there are buzzers so get them out." Eva grunted as the teenagers reached out for their buzzers, "We'll start with easy question…Who were the first five eliminated campers?" The scientist pushed her buzzer first, "Scarlett?"

"Staci, Dakota, Leonard, Beardo, and Eva." Scarlett adjusted her glasses.

"Correct…" The bodybuilder gritted her teeth.

"Second question!" The party boy said quickly, "How many people did Scott kick off and who were his victims?" The CIT pushed her buzzer, "Courtney?"

"Six." Courtney crossed her arms, "Dakota, Jasmine, Leonard, Eva, Tyler and Mike."

"Wrong, you were so close." Geoff shook his head.

"What?!" The CIT cried out with a sneer and Noah push his buzzer.

"Seven." The bookworm muttered, "Dakota, Jasmine, Leonard, Eva, Tyler, Mike and Naruto."

"Right!" The party boy nodded as the CIT glared at the bookworm, "Cameron's team is in lead!"

* * *

After several questions, the three teams have tied with each other and the hosts were having a discussion about which questions they would use. "Okay, here's the final question." Eva grunted, "Who were the special guests and which challenges did they show up in?" The teenagers think deeply since some of them accidentally forget about it and someone push the buzzer faster before anyone can do it. "Gwen?"

"Bridgette in Water Race challenge, Beth in Camping challenge, Owen in Paint Bomb Tag challenge, Harold in Nametag Hunter challenge, Heather in Aerial Race challenge…" Gwen paused to take a breath, "DJ in Cook-off-Maggot-Hunter challenge, Duncan in Mutated Killer challenge and Lindsay in Fashion challenge."

"Correct!" The bodybuilder nodded, "Cameron's team earns a point."

"Now our final challenge is…" Geoff grinned.

"Finder Keeper challenge." Eva muttered, "We just hid a McLean head statue somewhere in this studio and whoever find it first wins a point for their team. GO!" Everyone was about to get up but something happened.

"This challenge is so stupid because a brainless moron just hid this thing under my seat!" Heather held the statue up with a deadpan expression and the bodybuilder slowly turns her head to the party boy with a glare.

"…In my defensive, I didn't think anyone would look under these benches…" The party boy rubbed his head sheepishly.

"...You are so gonna be in much trouble after this show." Eva whispered to the nervous party boy.

"…In the end, the teams are tied and that mean the finalists will get a disadvantage in the final challenge!" Geoff fidgeted with his fingers with a cold sweat as everyone stared at him, "We're signing off and remember to tune in for the Total Drama Revenge of Island, you don't want to miss it!"

"Geoff, come with me." The bodybuilder dragged her boyfriend off the stage.

"I'M SORRY, HONEY BEAR!" The party boy wailed, "HONEY BEAR, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE LET ME GO! SOMEONE, HELP ME!"

* * *

**(Island: Main Lodge)**

The finalists were having their breakfast and the bubble boy glanced at the angry sport jock. "Lightning is furious at me for winning the last immunity." Cameron turned to Zoey with a nervous gulp, "He's focused all his energy on pumping iron and psyching me out. Me, the guy who gets psyched out by feathers and big drinking cups!" He releases a scream as soon as Chef put the cans on the table and the cooker walked away with a raised eyebrow. "Are you even listening to me?"

"Do you know what you gotta do?" Zoey leaned in with a scowl.

"Start backing away from you quietly?" The bubble boy gulped with cold sweats.

"You gotta grab your fear by the throat and throttle it into courage!" The indie girl replied with a fist.

"Courage?" Cameron blinked.

"The thing that can turn a passive, small-town girl who sews her own clothes into a hardened extermination machine!" Zoey pulled her manmade slingshot back before she fire an egg at the cooker, causing him to trip on his feet and the dishes break apart on him.

"Yep, I pushed her too far…" Chef groaned on the floor.

"Beside, whatever Lightning's thinking can't be that bad." The indie girl muttered and the bubble boy glance over his shoulder to see that Lightning was eating the Cameron-dummy.

"Oh, he's gonna eat me alive!" The bubble boy sobbed, "I know it! Oh, it's like he's chewing my soul!"

"Easy, little guy." Zoey glared at the sport jock, "We are going to take Lightning out, two on one, no mercy."

"Yeah?" Cameron sniffed.

"No pity!" The indie girl replied.

"Yeah!" The bubble boy nodded.

"No prisoners!"

"Yeah!" Cameron cheered as he held his hand up for high-five, "It's gonna be a friendship finale!" The indie girl just stared at him, "…Don't leave me hanging." Zoey gave him a hard high-five and the bubble boy screams out in pain.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"What happened to Zoey?" The bubble boy asked as he put ice on his injured hand, "Eh, no big deal, as long as she protects me from Lightning."

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Finalists, welcome to the Mutant Forest of Terror, dattebayo!" Naruto gestured at the mutated forest with a grin as the campers glanced around, "You better watch your step because there's a lot of biohazard sinkhole and the government didn't get them all, dattebayo. The challenge…Race through the Mutant Forest to find the elusive Chrysanis Flower." He showed them a picture of the said flower, "First player to bring it to me wins immunity and decision to eliminate one of the losers, dattebayo."

"Really?" Cameron traded a glance with Zoey.

"Hai!" The redhead nodded.

"Wait!" Lightning snorted, "Flower picking? I thought this was a challenge, not tea party!"

"Oh, it's a challenge." Naruto pointed at a flower, "There are a lot of them out there…"

"Ooh, I'm so scared of these fragile flowers…" The sport jock poked a flower before it lit his ass up with a fire.

"And they breathe fire, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as the cooker put the fire out, "Anyway, the flower is very special because it's within a Venus Flytrap, or my tou-san like to call it, Larry."

"Dionaea Muscipula!" The bubble boy gasped in horror, "They eat meat!"

"Then I guess you're safe, pipe cleaner." The sport jock laughed at the bubble boy.

"Yeah, 'cause it'll be too busy eating your big chewy head." Cameron shoot back and the sport jock was about to attack him but the indie girl hold her fist up.

"Walk away, sticks for brains!" Zoey glared.

"Um…" Naruto raised his eyebrow, "Guys, the challenge starts…"

"Question." The indie girl lifts her index finger up, "How are we supposed to find this Larry?"

"Oh yeah, I almost forget about that, dattebayo." The redhead pulled a map out.

"We each get a map, right?" Cameron asked.

"Nah…" The host tore it into three pieces before he give them a piece, "You each get a piece of the map, dattebayo. You can work together or…"

"Sha-bye-bye, suckers!" Lightning ran off.

"Or you can do it solo, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned before the indie girl and the bubble boy run off together and the redhead glance at the cooker. "…What just happened to Zoey?"

"Well…" Chef rubbed his neck nervously.

* * *

"Yeah!" Lightning ran through the forest with a cheer, "Victory! Whoo!" He stopped in the middle of the clearing, "…No X? Where am I? Lousy nature. All looks the same…" The sport jock noticed that the mutated fly just got burned by a mutated flower before he laugh at them, "Stupid freaks!" His comment caused the mutated creatures to give him a deadly glare, "Ooh, like I'm scared of a weird flower and his loser fly buddy…" They both attacked the screaming jock.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" Naruto's voice shouted throughout the woods.

* * *

"Um…" Cameron glanced at the indie girl, "Zoey, are you okay? You don't seem quite yourself."

"End of the trail." Zoey ignored the bubble boy, "Warrior instincts, don't fail me now…Duck!" They both dropped down on the ground before Lightning flew over their heads on a mutated fly.

"Take that and that!" The sport jock punched the fly in face, never notice that he just dropped his map piece.

"The map!" The indie girl smirked as she leaped forward to catch the map, "Yes! I need that piece!"

"You mean we need it, right?" The bubble boy muttered, "Right? Hello? Zoey? Need clarification here." He yelped as a mutated fly slammed into the tree and it notices him. "My, what impressive eyes you have." Cameron said nervously, "So many photoreceptors."

"…"

"…" The mutated fly's eyes turned into heart and the creature start sucking on the bubble boy's head. "I didn't mean like that!" Cameron ran away with a scream, followed by the mutated fly. The indie girl picks the last piece of the map and she was about to walk away but the sinkhole open up right behind her, causing her to fall back.

"Hold on!" Lightning grabbed the map as Zoey grabbed the edge of the hole, "See you at the Hurl of Shame, sucker!" He runs away from the angry indie girl as she climbed out and it took her a while until she finds the bubble boy.

"Cam, Lightning has the whole map and you're hiding from a housefly?!" Zoey shouted.

"A, that fly was as big as a house and b, Lightning has our maps?" The bubble boy gasped.

* * *

"First thing Lightning's gonna buy with his million dollars?" The sport jock glanced at his mixed map, "A million dollar trophy, and nothing can stop me…This map doesn't make any sense…"

* * *

**(Naruto)**

"I can't believe you!" The redhead muttered with crossed arms as he watched the indie girl protecting the bubble boy as she beating some mutated flowers around like a ragdoll, "S-S-She's not Zoey!"

"I said sorry hundred times already…" Chef rubbed the lump on his head, "Maybe she'll become normal again pretty soon."

"If she won't turn back…" Naruto slowly raised a bended frying pan, "Hello, new lumps, dattebayo."

"Um…" Chef glanced at the screen with nervous expression, "Oh, look! They're at the bog now!"

* * *

**(Bog)**

"That plant must be around here somewhere." Cameron glanced around the bog with the indie girl until he noticed the giant flytrap, "Larry! It's huge!"

"So how am I gonna get that flower?" Zoey muttered with fists on her hip.

"We could hop across on the stepping stones." The bubble boy pointed at the stones.

"Yeah." The indie girl shoved the bubble boy away, "Stand back. I'm on it." She hopped across the stones until something move under her, "What the…Whoa, whoa!" It turned out that she was standing on the mutated turtle and it flings her across the bog with a savage roar, landing on the bubble boy. "Stepping stones, huh?" She narrowed her eyes.

"Zoey, I swear I didn't know it was a really grumpy mutant turtle!" Cameron defended himself.

"Booyah, first!" Lightning ran toward the bog until he noticed the finalists, "What? How did you two…Oh, stupid map!" He tore his map up, "This game ain't over yet!" He take a large leap, used the turtle's head as springboard and he land right in middle of the flytrap. "Yes!" The sport jock touched the flower, "Hey, zeroes! Watch and weep at the hero!" The flytrap closed right on him.

"It ate Lightning like he was snack size!" The bubble boy jumped into the indie girl's arms with a scream.

"Guess he's not a picky eater." Zoey smirked before the flytrap spit the jock out, "What do you know? That big mutant does have taste."

"So this is what hotdogs feel like." The sport jock muttered under his breath.

"Cam, the flower!" The indie girl glanced at the flytrap as it open up again, "Let's grab it!"

"But, Larry, he's so big and carnivorous." Cameron whimpered, "And, oh, sweet mother of pearl, he's looking at me like I'm dessert!"

"Snap out of it!" Zoey shouted in his face as she dropped him on the ground, "You gotta dig deep and find your inner warrior! I need that flower!"

"You mean we need that flower!" The bubble boy replied, "WE!"

"That's what I said!" The indie girl growled.

"Fine, okay!" Cameron threw his hands up, "From what just happened to Lightning, that flower must be Larry's bite sensor. The problem is, there's no way to grab the flower and clear his mouth fast enough."

"…I got a plan." Zoey smirked.

* * *

"Zoey…" The bubble boy gulped, "For the record, I don't like this plan."

"You don't have to like it." The indie girl replied as she lowered the bubble boy toward the flower with a vine rope, "Now focus, Cameron. It's all about teamwork."

"Yeah, teamwork that can kill me." Cameron mumbled under his breath as he gets closer to the flower before he sneezed hard, "I must be…" He sneezed, "Allergic to mutant pollen." The flytrap start to rumbling each time he sneeze, "On second thought, I don't even like flowers or winning."

"Come on, Cameron!" Zoey shouted, "Eye of the tiger!"

"Whoo-hoo!" Lightning swung past them with a vine as he snatched the flower from the flytrap, knocking the bubble boy into the indie girl and he land on the other side of the bog. "Mark this flower the property of Lightning!" The sport jock ran away from the bog.

"Way to let Lightning take the flower!" The indie girl snarled.

"Way to almost drop me into the plant so I'd get chomped on purpose!" The bubble boy shot back with a glare and she was about to say something but there was a deep rumble before the flytrap stand up on its roots, roaring with fury as it ran off. "…So are we still a team?" Cameron muttered nervously.

"Why wouldn't we be?" Zoey replied.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Cam may be as effective in battle as a noodle, but he did help me find Larry." Zoey said before she gasp, "Us. I mean us! Wow, I really am doing that a lot."

* * *

"Touchdown imminent!" Lightning cheered to himself as soon as he sees the finish line, "Nothing can stop the Lightning from striking now!" The roots grabbed his legs before it bring him up to the flytrap's head, "Oh…How did you get here? Nobody said you had feet!"

"Actually, they're roots, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled from the sideline and Zoey leap out of nowhere, snatching the flower from the sport jock and Larry toss the sport jock aside as it chase the indie girl.

"Cam!" Zoey hollered out as she tossed the flower at the bubble boy, "Catch!"

"Got it!" Cameron reached out but he missed it by several meters, "Sorry!" He picked it up with several sneezes, never notice that he just dodged Larry's swipe several times before it tap his shoulder and he glance behind to see the roaring mutated flytrap.

"Throw me the flower, I'm open!" The indie girl shouted as Larry chasing the bubble boy, "Cam, Larry's gaining on you! Cam, pass it here! I can win this!"

"You can win this and vote me off?" The bubble boy glanced at her, "No way! Friendship finale? More like frenemy finale!" The mutated flytrap snatches him up in air and the bubble boy drop the flower.

"Remember not to eat anyone, Larry!" Naruto hollered from the sideline.

"Sorry, Cam." Zoey caught the flower as she ran toward the finish line, "No time for chitchat."

"Help!" Cameron cried out, "Zoey!" The said girl skidded on her feet.

"Cameron?" The indie girl glanced behind, "Oh, I should leave him. He'll just get in the way of me winning that million dollar prize…" She never noticed the cooker's nervous glance at the redhead's bended frying pan as he tapping it against his palm and Zoey start to remember everything that she said and her memories during the season. "But no amount of money will buy a true friend." Zoey tossed her bandana away with the flower, "I'm coming to save you, Cam!"

"Look like I don't need this anymore, dattebayo." The redhead tossed the frying pan away and Chef wiped the sweats off his forehead with a relieved sigh, they never notice that Lightning decided to take the flower as he ran toward the finish line. "And the winner is…"

"Lightning for the win!" The sport jock leaped across the finish line as if he was in a football game.

"Hai, what he just said." Naruto snatched the flower away from Lightning in midair as Larry stopped in front of him, "Spit them out and I'll give you the flower back, dattebayo." The mutated flytrap spit the finalists out and it took the flower back before it give the redhead a hug, purring as the mutated flytrap rubbed its' head on the host's head like a dog would do to its owner.

"Oh, that's seriously messed up." Lightning muttered.

"Eh, Total Drama is always fucked up." Chef shrugged his shoulders, ignoring the fact that Zoey just helped the bubble boy up on his feet. 'Good thing her Croft-wannabe personality was temporary.' The cooker rubbed his lumps with a wince.

* * *

**(Dock)**

"Okay, Lightning, time to make your decision, dattebayo!" Naruto clapped his hands, "Who's the one that will go home?"

"Obliviously, the one that will go home is…" Lightning glanced at Cameron and Zoey.

"…" The bubble boy sighed.

"…" The indie girl shuffled nervously.

"…Zoey!" The sport jock smirked at the gasping finalists.

"But Zoey's a more worthy opponent!" Cameron gasped.

"Yeah, but you're more weak, making it an easy victory for Lightning." Lightning replied with a smug smirk, "I'm gonna eat you alive in the final!"

"Oh, boy…" The bubble boy shivered.

"Zoey, you did great that you made it to the final three, dattebayo." The redhead whispered to the indie girl, "But I'm really glad that we found each other after many years."

"Same here…" Zoey smiled before she surprises him with a quick peck on his lips after she checked that there were no cameras watching them at the moment.

"Z-Z-Z…" Naruto stuttered with red face.

"It's a good luck charm…" The indie girl tucked her hair back with a deep blush, "…Actually, I did it because I really…"

"GET IN THE DAMN CATAPULT!" Chef tossed Zoey into the catapult before he launches her up in air.

"Uncle Chef, why…" The redhead attempted to say something but the cooker cut him off.

"We're running out of time!" The cooker pushed the confusing redhead and finalists away from the dock, "Go and get some sleep!"

* * *

**(Cabins)**

It has been a couple days since Lightning and Cameron made it to the final two and they were waiting for their host.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Am I worried?" Cameron rubbed his neck, "No. Terrified? Yes. But this formerly feeble bubble boy has come a long way. If I can beat Lightning, I can do anything!"

"Lightning gonna crush you like a grape!" The sport jock's voice echoed.

"Oh!" The bubble boy shivered, "If, on the other hand, Lightning beats me savagely, I at least have a biologically sterile plastic bubble in which I can spend the next sixteen years growing my skin back while eating my mom's sandwiches through a straw…Mom, if you're listening, start pumping the oxygen!"

_***Static***_

"If I was a gentleman, I'd step aside and let the little girl win." Lightning worked out with the pull-up bar, "But daddy didn't raise no gentlemen! Sha-victory is mine!"

_***Static***_

"…Ok, someone please get this stupid maggot an eye exam." Chef deadpanned with crossed arms.

* * *

The interns give out a fanfare and Chef pull the chariot up to them as the finalists raise their eyebrow at the redhead in toga. "…Tou-san's idea, not mine, dattebayo." Naruto muttered under his breath.

"What's with the ancient Roman garb?" Cameron asked.

"You'll find out pretty soon, dattebayo." The redhead replied, "Interns, bring me the screen!"

"Why can't you say the line?" Chef whispered.

"Because I want to get it over with so I can go home to my Ma-chan, dattebayo." Naruto whined and the cooker rolled his eyes at him as the interns wheeled the screen up to the group. "Finalists, as a reward for making it all the way to the finale, you each get thirty seconds to speak to a loved one back home."

"No way!" The bubble boy gasped happily before a woman showed up on the screen, "Mom!"

"Cammy-bear, you look so different." Cameron's mother said, "Is that muscle tone?"

"Indeed it is!" Cameron nodded, "I haven't puked due to exercise in weeks!"

"That's great, honey, but I have a bad news." The woman muttered, "Purified air costs so much, if you don't win the million, we'll have to deflate your bubble!"

"Seriously?!" The bubble boy gasped in horror.

"Love you, Cammy-bear, don't forget to floss…" Cameron's mother smiled, "And wins." The screen went static.

"Don't worry, Cammy-bear." Lightning laughed, "You can floss after I win, if you've got any teeth left!" The screen showed a back of a man's head, "It's pops!"

"My boy's gonna win the whole million dollars sha-bang!" The man spoke into the microphones.

"I'll do you proud, pops!" The sport jock nodded.

"He's the best son an athlete could ever hope for!" Lightning's father said.

"You know it, pops!" Lightning waved his arms around, "Over here!"

"What if Lightning doesn't win?" Someone asked off-screen.

"Impossible!" The man raised his hand up in air, "I'll bet my championship rings on it!"

"What?!" The sport jock dropped his jaw, "You're kidding, right, pops?"

"He'd better win, 'cause without these rings, I'm nothing." Lightning's father muttered, "Nothing!" The screen went black on the sport jock.

"Pops?" Lightning clawing the screen, "Pops?! NO! He was kidding. He had to be!"

"He sounded pretty serious to me." Cameron glanced at the sport jock before the jock tackles him down.

"They might feel the pressure, dattebayo." Naruto muttered.

"Oh yeah…" The cooker nodded.

"Finalists, come with me for your final challenge, dattebayo." The redhead clapped his hands loudly to catch the finalists' attention.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"If I lose, pops is gonna lose his rings!" Lightning frowned, "But I can't lose! I won't lose! I don't know how to lose! And one way or another, I am gonna make pops proud! Sha-biggity-bam!"

* * *

**(Chrisiseum)**

"Welcome to Chrisiseum!" Naruto gestured at the Coliseumfrom his box seat, "It was my tou-san who came up with the name, dattebayo. Let's say hello to the audience!" He gestured at the peanut gallery, "The Total Drama cast from first to current seasons…"

"What happened to Scott?" Cameron pointed at the drooling farmer in a machine.

"Let's say that Fang had a little too much fun with him, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head, "We have to put him in a trauma chair…I think the red one mean no and the green one for yes, right?"

"Who care?" Chef shrugged his shoulders.

"I'm not gonna cheering for jockstrap or weasel boy." Jo grunted with crossed arms.

"Actually, you have to." Naruto grinned, "Because if you don't…" Fang sat down with the peanut gallery with an evil grin and the teenagers quickly cheering for their finalists as Scott's red light flashed several times. "Before we start the final challenge, I want you two to know something." The host cleared his throat, "The peanut gallery did several challenges in the Aftermath show to earn their chosen finalists an advantage…"

"What did I win?" Lightning puffed his chest out.

"But it end in tie so the finalists are getting a disadvantage, dattebayo." The redhead ignored the sport jock with a grin.

"Wha…" The finalists stared at the redhead with a gaping expression.

"Now on to the main event." Naruto grinned, "The final challenge of the season is a one-on-one gladiator battle royale, dattebayo! But first you'll need to use your imaginations to make armor and weapons, in a challenge…Make it or Break it! You'll need tools and materials to build your armor and weapons and we've got 'em right here, dattebayo! Chef, drop them!" He gestured at the helicopter as Chef unloaded the large pile of junk right in middle of the Coliseum, "Thank, Chef!" He turned his head to the finalists, "You have fifteen minutes to collect useful pieces from the junk and assemble your arsenal…Oh yeah, watch your step. The dumpster are rigged with booby traps. And…" He snapped his fingers, "GO!"

"Go, Cam!" Owen cheered.

"Come on, Lightning!" Topher hollered and the sport jock pick a table up before something blows up right in his face.

"Stink bomb!" Lightning screamed out, "Sha-nasty!"

"Grab that mannequin leg!" Jo pointed at the said object, "It'll make a great club! Oh, and the chains!"

"He needs to build armor too!" Sam muttered.

"Shush, we can't let him know that." Dakota whispered to her boyfriend.

"Ooh, 700 megahertz!" Cameron pulled a laptop out of the junk.

"…Yeah, better not let Lightning know that." The gamer nodded.

"Safety first!" The bubble boy tugged on the hazard suit before it blow up in his face and some teenagers winced as Scott's green light lit up.

"Why don't you give up?" The sport jock taunted as he ran away, "Save yourself a trip to the hospital!"

Cameron was about to say something but he notice an object, "The blowtouch! Yes! The million dollars is mine!" A racket falls on his head, "Ouch!"

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The finalists have been working on their armor for a while and they managed to finish it, just in time as the redhead clap his hand loudly. "Time's up!" Naruto announced, "Finalists, take your positions for the Total Drama showdown, dattebayo! Last man standing wins one million dollars!" The peanut gallery cheered for their finalists.

"Let's do this!" Lightning roared before he glance at the bubble boy with a suitcase, "Nice suitcase, ha! Is Cammy-bear running home to mommy?"

"Nope." Cameron laughed, "That's your job." He kicked the suitcase open and the armors flew out toward the bubble boy, forming an armor that look so similar to…

"Iron man, sweet!" Harold whistled and the redhead pulled his ringing phone out.

"Hello?" Naruto spoke into his phone, "Yeah, can you let it slide…Nani? You love it? Thank, I'll send the armor to you, dattebayo. Thank again, Stan."

"…Stan?" Chef raised his eyebrow at the redhead, "Who's Stan?"

"Just a guy that I know from my work, dattebayo." The redhead replied and the cooker swear that he just saw the word, 'Lee', on the phone.

"Game's on." The bubble boy smirked at the gaping sport jock.

"Yeah, I'm going to break you into so many pieces, you'll be all, like…" The sport jock paused, "Which way is up?"

"That doesn't really make sense." Cameron deadpanned.

"Yeah, well, you stink!" Lightning shot back.

"Oh, god, please someone stop him." Alejandro rubbed his temples.

"Finalists!" Naruto shouted to get their attention, "Your disadvantage is that you will get a few obstacles to deal with, which I will release into the ring at random…"

"I'll crush anything that gets in my way!" The sport jock cut him off.

"…The match ends when one gladiator pins the other for three seconds, dattebayo." The redhead muttered.

"Three seconds?" The bubble boy turned his head to his host, "That's it?"

"I'll pin you so long, you'll be like all, 'Who turned out the lights?'!" Lightning mocked.

"Once again, swing and a miss." Cameron rolled his eyes.

"And…" Naruto grinned as Chef clanged the gong, "BATTLE!"

"Kiss the million dollars good-bye!" The sport jock charged toward the bubble boy with a battle cry.

"Correction, kiss your ass good-bye!" The bubble boy blasted the sport jock away with his hand cannon and he was about to pin the sport jock.

"Time for the first obstacle, dattebayo!" The redhead announced as he pushed a button and a mutated roach walked into the ring with boxing gloves. Before the finalists know it, the mutated creature blow the sport jock away with a fire breath and the roach finish it off by punching the bubble boy away. The mutated roach decide to focus on Cameron for now.

"Sweet!" Lightning grinned gleefully as the roach beating the bubble boy up, "Mama beetle's gonna soften him up for me."

"She's a roach, not a beetle." Dawn muttered under her breath.

"One million bucks, here I come!" The sport jock smirked.

"Please don't make me use that." Cameron attempted to blast the creature away but his hand cannon shortened out on him, "No!"

"I'm gonna destroy you!" Lightning laughed before the bubble boy finally blasts the creature away with his thrusters, "…Your luck just ran out, nerdette! No more Mr. Nice Lightning."

"You were being nice before?" The bubble boy raised his eyebrow.

"Lightning strikes!" The sport jock starts to bash the bubble boy's head in, "Sha-bam! Lightning's gonna tenderize you!"

"Armor strength 80%!" Cameron checked his armor's status as Lightning kept bashing him, "75%!"

"Second obstacle!" Naruto announced and the ground open up to reveal a mutated alligator before he grab the bubble boy.

"Sha-bye!" Lightning smirked, only to scream out as the creature snatch him up in air after the bubble boy managed to escape the creature's grip and the alligator almost eat the sport jock but Cameron tackle mutated alligator out of the ring. Everyone watch the flying sport jock land on his groin and all of the males hissed out in pain.

"He is so gonna feel this one in the morning." Duncan grimaced.

"Yes…" Cody nodded.

"Are you okay?" The bubble boy asked.

"Cam, pin him!" Cameron's supporters screamed out, "Pin him!"

"Oh, yeah!" Cameron was about to pin him but he missed his chance.

"You're going down, bubble nerd!" Lightning threw a punch but the bubble boy dodged it by using his thrusters.

"Full power!" The bubble boy charged his hand cannon up before he fire it at the sport jock as Lightning grab his club and he swat the energy blast away, never notice that it just hit Fang.

"Sha-bam!" The sport jock swung his club, hitting several blasts away and one of the blasts just hit Naruto's remote control.

"Uh-oh, that won't be good, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head and the finalists kept fighting each other until they notice several large shadows, causing them to look up to see all the mutated creatures. "Hey, guys." The redhead waved his hand to catch the mutated creatures' attention as he pointed at the finalists, "You can attack them but please don't attack the peanut gallery, dattebayo." The creatures give him a nod.

"What?" Lightning and Cameron dropped their jaw at him.

"Hey, it was a blessing in disguise." The redhead grinned slyly, "Tou-san's idea of sending one after one was kinda boring and I think it's really awesome to watch you all dunking it out, dattebayo."

"Is that Ezekiel over there?" Noah rubbed his eyes.

"Whoops, I forget that he was in the mine." Chef smacked his forehead, "He was supposed to be the guest for this challenge." The mutated creatures start to attack the finalists and the teenagers wince each time they get a good hit in as the finalists scream out in pain.

"I'm glad that they got a disadvantage, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled evilly, "That is pretty fun to watch." Cameron start to fight back, taking several mutated creatures out and he glance around.

"Where did Lightning go?" Cameron asked, never notice that Ezekiel was holding Lightning back as Larry use him as a punching bag.

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"I am so gonna make you pay!" Lightning shouted out as soon as the bubble boy knocked the last mutated creature out and the sport jock attacks him with the club.

"Armor strength at 20%!" The bubble boy gasped at his armor status, "15! Lightning's strikes are stronger than I anticipated!" An idea pops into his head, "That's it! Cameron to Armor One, divert all power to create an electromagnetic charge!"

"Wha…" The sport jock muttered before a white flash blind everyone and it wasn't long enough until everyone can see again, they all notice that Cameron's armor shut down right away.

"Oh, no!" Cameron gulped inside his armor, "The charge overloaded my armor! I'm stuck!"

Lightning smirk as he raise his club up in air, "You're sha…" The sport jock's armor starts to vibrating as he blinked, "What the…What's happening?!"

"Oh, nothing…" The bubble boy smirked, "I just turned you into a giant magnet." The sport jock glanced around to see the rumbling metallic objects before they all flew toward the screaming jock and a lightning bolt down on him, blowing him up.

"Whoa, his hair turned white!" Lindsay gasped.

"…How the fuck is that possible?!" Heather threw her hands up.

"Ugh…" Lightning wheezed out as he dropped on the ground and Cameron fall on top of his opponent.

"One!" Naruto counted with everyone, "Two! Three! Cameron is the winner of Total Drama Revenge of Island and he gets the million bucks, dattebayo!"

"YES!" Cameron cheered as the teenagers tossed him up in air, "I DID IT! I WON! WHOOO!"

"Pops!" The sport jock wailed, "I'm sorry!"

"LET'S PARTY, WHOOO!" Owen cheered with everyone, carrying the bubble boy toward the dock.

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**(Naruto's House)**

The redhead decide to leave the party early after he gave Cameron his million dollars, he slowly tiptoeing into Maeve's room and Naruto smile as soon as he see his snoring daughter. "I really miss you a lot, Ma-chan." Naruto whispered softly, "Daddy love you so much, dattebayo. I'll see you in the morning." He slowly walks out of Maeve's room and into his room before he pass out on his bed with a light snore.

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_Winner of Total Drama Revenge of Island: Cameron_

_Eliminated: Amy, Anne Maria, Beardo, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, Eva, Jasmine, Jo, Leonard, Lightning, Mike, Naruto, Noah, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Scott, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Tyler, Zoey_

_Peanut Gallery: Alejandro, B, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Katie, Leshawna, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Rodney, Shawn, Trent_

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**And this ends our twenty-nine chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**And that end the ROI arc! Cameron is the winner of the ROI! Love it? Hate it?**

**Next chapter will be the filler before we start the final arc! I just give you a hint in the new image about the final arc. What will it be? Who know?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	30. Maeve's Birthday

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**That is the last filler chapter and it's pretty short. Yeah, another early chapter…Wow, I really need take a short break.**

**There are not really a lot of questions to answer since some questions will be answered in this chapter.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon, some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 30: Maeve's Birthday**

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She sneak into a bedroom with an airy giggle as the redhead make a drool in his sleep and she slowly climb upon his bed before she give him a wet kiss on cheek. "Wakey, daddy, nya!" The little girl jumped on his bed as Naruto's eyes fluttered opened, "Up, up, daddy!"

"Daddy's up, dattebayo." Naruto sat up with a light chuckle as he scratched his head, "Happy birthday, Ma-chan."

"I'm four now, nya!" Maeve held her four fingers up with a cheer and the redhead smell something.

"What's that smell?"

"Pancakes!" The little girl threw her hands up with a wide grin, "Mommy's making pancake, nya!"

"Oh, mommy's back from her college?" The redhead stands up with a smile as he carries his daughter, "She's in the kitchen, right?" Maeve gives him a nod, "Let's go get our pancakes, dattebayo."

"Can I have one with chocolate chips?" Maeve asked.

"Hai, you can." Naruto chuckled as he walked down the stair to see a long-haired woman in black t-shirt and black jeans, she was wearing the same boots the day that they first met several years ago. "Hey, Gwen, welcome home."

"Thank, Naruto." Gwen smirked as she glanced at her daughter, "Happy birthday, sweetie."

"Thank, mommy, nya!" The little girl reached out for her, "I miss you, nya!"

"And I miss you more." The goth woman take the girl from the chuckling redhead, "Give your mommy a kiss." She gave her daughter a kiss, "Now time for the pancakes." The little girl cheered.

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"When will grandpas come?" Maeve asked as her parent ate their breakfast, "Are they coming?"

"Chris and Chef?" Gwen glanced at the nodding girl, "They will be here at lunchtime, I think."

"Hai, tou-san just called yesterday and he said that they both will be here in…" Naruto glanced at the clock, "A couple of hours, dattebayo." He got up, "I better take a shower before they get here, dattebayo."

"I'll give her a bath." The goth woman smiled.

"No bath, nya!" The little girl whimpered but her mother just carried the protesting girl to the bathroom and Naruto walked up the stair with a chuckle.

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Naruto was watching a cartoon movie with his daughter as Gwen tied Maeve's hair up. He wears an orange hoodie and blue jean that cover his orange sneakers. Maeve was wearing a blue princess costume, she has a twin ponytails that was hold up by her yellow orb-like hairpin. "And…" Gwen brushed the little girl's hair to form an upside-down triangle bang, "We're done."

"Is it pretty?" Maeve asked.

"Hai, it is." The redhead nodded with a smile and the little girl cheered to herself, causing the parent to laugh together before they hear a doorbell. "I'll get it." Naruto quickly open the door to see Chris and Chef with several presents, "Come in, dattebayo."

"Grandpa!" The little girl ran toward them as soon as she sees them at the door.

"Hey, how's my little…" Chris crouched down with spreading arms but she duck under his arms, leaping into Chef's arms and the parents snickered at him. "…I-I-I'm the real grandpa here…" He stuttered with a twitching eyebrow.

"She like me better." Chef snickered as he put the little girl down, "Give him a hug or he'll cry all day."

"Don't cry, nya!" Maeve ran into her grandpa's arms.

"I'm not gonna cry!" The host cried.

"I heard that it's just us for today, is that truth?" The cooker asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Hai, I tried to call everyone early but there was no answer, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "Maybe they got busy with something else." They all never noticed Chris's shifty eyes.

"What do you want to do today, Maeve?" Chris asked quickly with a grin.

"Um…" The little girl tilted her head, "…I wanna see daddy's movie, nya!"

"The new one?" The redhead asked.

"Yes!" Maeve nodded and some of them paled because there were several movies that she can't watch at her age.

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "There's a new animation movie that I did voiced in, dattebayo. We can watch that movie and come back here to open your presents, is that okay with you?"

"Yeah!" The little girl nodded again.

"I'm pretty surprised that the spoiled maggot's not here as usual." Chef whispered to the goth woman.

"Yeah but who cares because I'm gonna have…" Gwen said, slowly trail off as she see the cooker's deadly glare.

"Don't you dare finish this sentence..." The cooker growled and she give out an groan, can't he see that Naruto is old enough to make his own decision.

'He's so such a mother hen.' The goth woman rolled her eyes.

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"Did you enjoy the movie?" Gwen glanced at the little girl as they walked out of the theater.

"Yes, I did, nya." Maeve grinned, "It was really fun! Oh, can we see daddy's new movie? The one with powers, nya!"

"You mean Alpha Flight?" Naruto putted his sunglasses and hat on so he can avoid the paparazzi, "The one where I will play as Guardian?"

"Yes!" The little girl nodded.

"Maybe…" The redhead scratched his head as the goth woman nodded, "Do you want to go home now or later?"

Maeve glances at a nearby playground, "Can we play there?"

"Sure!" Chris grinned before they walk toward the playground.

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"Naruto, you're so overprotective." Gwen shook her head as they got home, "I blame Chef for that, and I can't believe you too, Chris!"

"I don't trust this little…" Naruto covered the little girl's ears, "B-a-s-t-a-r-d. He was up to something with my Ma-chan, dattebayo!"

"Yeah, I don't trust him one bit." Chef grunted.

"Same here." The host grumbled and the goth woman pinched her nose bridge with a groan, she can't believe that they all threatened a little boy by give him a deadly glare.

"What?" The little girl glanced around confusingly, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, sweeties." The goth woman smiled sweetly, "Your daddy and grandpas were being stupid.

"Yes, stupid, nya!" Maeve giggled.

"Don't be mean, dattebayo." The redhead pouted childishly.

"Let's get your cake." Gwen giggled with her daughter, "And we better start open your presents."

"All right!" The little girl cheered, "Oh, oh, is it chocolate?"

"Yes, it is." Everyone answered her at same time.

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"Daddy, I love Mr. Foxy, nya!" Maeve hugged her new stuffed animal after she opened all her presents, "Mommy, I wanna wear new princess dress tomorrow, nya!" The little girl lifted her purple dress, "It's fluffy and pretty!"

"She always likes their present instead of my awesome presents." Chris muttered under his breath.

"These clothes you got her are a little smaller and the toys?" Chef deadpanned, "They are for two-years old."

"I don't know her clothes size!" The host threw his arms up, "And I'm pretty sure that some kids don't care about age as long as they get toys. I never understand kids at all."

"And you still will never understand them." The cooker muttered.

"I think that's all presents we have for now, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the little girl glances around for any wrapped present.

"Actually, there's one more present." Chris grinned as the little girl perked up with a bright grin, "Do you want to guess?"

"Yes!" Maeve nodded furiously as her parents trade a glance with the cooker, "Is it a castle?"

"No…" The host shook his head with a grin.

"Hmm, is it a pet?"

"Nah."

"Um…" The little girl tilted her head, "…Oh, oh! Is it a giant chocolate bunny?"

"Nope."

"…I gave up, nya." Maeve pouted, "What is it?"

"Tomorrow I'm gonna take you and your parents on a trip." Chris grinned, "The first thing in morning."

"A trip?" The little girl cheered, "Yay! Where are we going?"

"That's a secret." The host smirked.

"We're going on a trip, really?" The redhead scratched his head.

"How long will it take?" Gwen asked worriedly, "Because I still have college…"

"Don't worry." Chris chuckled, "I called your college and they are going to give you a long break."

"What about the courses and…" The goth woman muttered.

"They also will send you via email so you can do them." The host grinned, "Don't worry. I know a guy."

"…Naruto, how deep does Chris' connection go to?" Gwen glanced at the redhead with blank expression.

"I honestly don't know, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned before he release a sigh, "Well, on positive side, we can spend more time with Ma-chan, dattebayo."

"True." The goth woman agreed, 'Plus it's a good chance to confess.'

"Great!" Chris dragged the confusing cooker outside before he poke his head back, "Oh yeah! Make sure you pack some warmest clothes and swimsuits, everything that you need for the trip because…" He grinned widely, "Let's say it's gonna be a long trip." The host quickly pulls his head away from the door and the parent glance at each other with worried expression.

"Daddy, mommy, can you help me with packing?" Maeve bounced on her feet excitingly.

"Sure, we will." Gwen smiled at her before their daughter drag them up to her room.

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The next morning, the small family has their breakfast until Chris walk in with a knock. "Knock, knock, time to go." Chris grinned, "Chef's waiting for us outside in the bus."

"Bus?" Naruto blinked.

"I don't want to dirty my cars up." The host shrugged his shoulder and the parent rolled their eyes.

"Where are we going?" Maeve asked as she grabbed her large pink suitcase, "Where are we going?"

"You'll find out soon." Chris chuckled as the small family walked out before he rubs his hands together manically with an evil laughter, "Oh, you all will find out pretty soon."

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**(Bus)**

Naruto blink confusingly as he see the growling cooker in the driver seat, "Chef, what's the matter?"

"I can't believe him…" Chef grumbled under his breath and the redhead was about to say something until he notice something as soon as they step inside with the host.

"Nani? What's going on?" The redhead gasped, it turned out that there were six familiar faces and they were all tied up with gag balls. "Duncan? Owen? Beth?" Naruto glanced around, "Cameron? Lightning, Alejandro?"

"Why are they tied up?!" Gwen untied everyone with Naruto's help.

"Hey, Chris!" Duncan shouted angrily, "What's the big idea?!" He was wearing a black long-sleeve t-shirt with skull pattern and a pair of black cargo pant.

"Did you just put a bag on my head?!" Beth cried out, she has a medium-length hair that curve up and she was wearing a green blouse with blue Capri pant.

"He totally did!" Owen fidgeted with his white jacket with red maple leaf emblem on his back, wearing a blue jean and he has a curtained hairstyle.

"Eh, it's not like I just club you in head with something blunt." Chris shrugged his shoulders.

"…That's what you did with me." Alejandro deadpanned. He was wearing a white button-up shirt with grey slackers and the only one thing that he never changes is his long hair.

"Because it's pretty tough to hold you down." The host chuckled, "We also just clubbed Cameron for a good laugh.

"Nani! Are you okay, Cam?" Naruto asked and the bubble boy gave him a nod as he rubbing his sore head. Cameron was wearing a large black hoodie that cover his dark blue jean.

"Lightning is gonna make you pay for that." Lightning scowled at the chuckling host. He was wearing a white jersey jacket and dark green shorts.

"What the…" The goth woman covered her daughter's ears, "F-u-c-k-i-n-g is going on?!"

"Let me explain…" Chris turned to the camera that just appeared out of nowhere, "After a long hiatus, we are making a comeback! There will be a new season and it's gonna be bigger, better and more drama than before!"

"…Oh, no!" The punk gasped with everyone, "Oh hell no! Don't tell me we're gonna…"

"That's right!" The host ignored the punk, "Where are we going to? What will happen? What kind of adventure is it? How will it turn out? Keep your eyes out for the brand-new season…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Chef shouted from his driver seat, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT NEW SEASON!"

"Wait, why is Ma-chan here with us?!" Naruto glared at his father, "You better not put her in any dangerous place, dattebayo."

"Relax, my boy, she won't be because she's gonna be Total Drama's mascot and my cute co-host…" Chris grinned before the redhead tackles him down.

"Go daddy, nya!" Maeve giggled, having no idea what's going on.

"NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!" The host screamed out.

"Go for his eyes!" The cooker shouted.

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_Contestants: Alejandro, Beth, Cameron, Duncan, Gwen, Lightning, Naruto, Owen, ?_

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**And this ends our thirty chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**The time-skip is about three years and a few months.**

**Did anyone enjoy this short filler? Yes? No? I know it's short but the next chapter will be longer so don't worry. I really don't know how a four-year old talk but I assume that they talk like that and they can speak full sentence sometime…Yes? No? Oh well.**

**Next chapter will start the new final season off and now you know the name of the final arc, Total Drama Odyssey! Love it? Hate it?**

**Since we are going into the final arc, I may will leave a random fact at the bottom AN about WDL story, it can be anything from original plan to scraped works, anything like that.**

**Look like Chris just forced some people to do another season of TD again! What will happen to them? Who else will show up in the TDO? What kind of challenges will they face? What drama will occur? Who know?**

**That's right, Maeve will make appearances in TDO but it will be like Chef so don't worry about that.**

**I'm pretty bad with clothes because there's like a lot of name for different clothes but I'm trying my best.**

**Just to let everyone know that since we're going to enter the final arc, each chapter will take a while to come out and it may will be very random, depending on the length of the chapters. Just in case if it takes a while for a chapter to come out.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	31. Odyssey: New Season

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**Here's the first chapter of TDO, the final arc!**

**Some of your questions will be revealed in this chapter and sorry if I miss some of your questions.**

**Coldblue: 1) Maybe, maybe not. There will be some little inform but not a lot. 2) Yes, but it will take a while.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-one chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 31: Odyssey: New Season**

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**(Parking Lot)**

A bus pulls up into the empty parking lot with a screech and the door open to reveal a grinning host. "That's right!" Chris stepped down from the bus, "We're back from a longest hiatus and we're bringing you a brand-new season, Total Drama Odyssey! Let me introduce you the returning contestants…" He gestured at the bus as several contestants walked out of the bus, "Owen, Beth, Duncan, Alejandro…"

"I'm not gonna do another season." Duncan stomped away with a scowl.

"Actually, you have to because it's all in contact." The host smirked evilly as he wiggled the contact in his hand, "If you leave or quit the show before your elimination, you will be send to prison for a long, long, long time while you have to pay a hefty fine."

"…Fuck you." The punk muttered quietly, walking back to the group with crossed arms.

"Where was I?" Chris rubbed his chin as the next group walked out, "Oh yeah! Lightning, Cameron, Gwen and Naruto…"

"Grandpa, what about me?" Maeve peeked out behind her father's legs.

"I was getting to this." The host chuckled, "Let me introduce you Maeve, our mascot of Total Drama…"

"I'm not happy that you are using our daughter as a mascot." Gwen scowled and Naruto nodded his head with a frown.

"Also she'll be my co-host in several challenges, if it's necessity." Chris ignored the goth woman as he turned back to the camera with a grin, "If you don't notice it, they are the winner and runner-up of each seasons! I'm gonna put them in four teams…"

"Um…" Owen poked his index fingers together, "That's kinda small team…Wait, does two-person count as a team?"

"Can you please let me finish my sentence?" The host glared as the oaf nodded sheepishly, "Thank you…" He cleared his throat, "Each team will have to go into this building…" He gestured at a tall building, "And does their challenge right away."

"Wait, what?!" Everyone cried out.

"That's right!" Chris grinned, "We're doing a challenge right now! Your challenge is…Find your teammates! We just kidnap…eh, I mean, bring everyone back on this show and send them to different rooms, waiting for a team to find them!"

"…Everyone?!" Beth blinked, "Um…Even Ezekiel?"

"Even him." The host nodded.

"…Isn't he still recovering in some hospital since he's still feral?" Alejandro raised his eyebrow.

"He was supposed to but I really like Feral Ezekiel better than annoying Ezekiel." Chris smirked.

"Um…" Gwen rubbed her neck, "You said that you bring everyone back, do you also bring Sierra back?"

"Nope, she's still in prison since she still has some problems and she won't even let anyone give her help." The host replied and some contestants released their breath.

"For some of you who forget which team you are on…Owen is with Gwen, Beth go with Duncan, Naruto will be working together with Alejandro and…" Chris said with a cheesy grin before someone cut him off.

"Wait, I'm on same team with Lightning?!" Cameron gulped nervously and the sport jock crossed his arms with a snort.

"Yep, you got it." The host winked, "And…" The contestants tensed up, "G…Oh, forget one more thing." Everyone almost slip at the host's prank.

"Oh come on!" The goth woman huffed.

"You better be careful with your decisions because once you find any contestants, they will be on your team right away and there will be no take-back, re-do, anything like that." Chris grinned.

"So if I find Heather, I'm stuck with her for a while?" Gwen groaned as soon as the host gives her a nod.

"After you find eleven teammates, you really want to run back here to me before the other team gets here…And" The host pushed his air horn as everyone ran into the building, "GO!" He glanced at the confusing little girl, "Let's wait here until everyone get back here, okay?"

"Okay, nya." Maeve nodded.

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**(Building)**

The teams wander around several floors and Alejandro glances at a blue door with a raised eyebrow. "Aniki, this door is kinda strange." The Latino villain rubbed his chin.

"Is it because it has blue color instead of black?" Naruto glanced around as the Latino villain nodded, "Shall we open it?"

"Yeah…" Alejandro shrugged his shoulders as they opened it to see a tied contestant before the Latino villain turn his head to the redhead, "Um…Who's that again?"

"Justin." The redhead replied, untie his model friend.

"Is my face bruised?!" Justin checked his face with a mirror, he was wearing a blue low-v neck shirt with slim-fit jean and he has a short ponytail to hold his medium-long hair back.

"Nah, not a scratch, dattebayo." Naruto shook his head with a lightly chuckle.

"Alejandro and Naruto have found Justin." Everyone blinked before they notice that there was a intern inside the room as he talk into his talkie-walkie, "…Um…We have to let Chris know who find who. Just to make sure that no one is breaking the rules."

"…But isn't he watching the cameras?" The model asked.

"…He's just lazy." The intern sighed.

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'Out of all people, we end up with a chatterbox…' Duncan's eyebrow twitched as he listened to Staci's rambling, something about some building and her great-great-great-grandpa. Staci was wearing a pink jumpsuit and she has grown her hair back, long enough to make a short ponytail.

"And before him, the people have to hunt for some foods and…" The chatterbox bumped into someone around the corner before she glances up at the person that she just ran into, "Oh sorry…Um" Staci ransacked through her mind for the name, "...Courtess?"

"Watch where you are going and it's Courtney!" The said woman sneered with her hands on hip. Courtney was wearing a grey business suit and she tied her long hair up in a chignon. "Ooh!" Courtney stomped her feet around, "I am so gonna sue Chris for kidnapping! I have an important interview! FUCK!"

"…Who found you?" The punk asked, hoping it was not his partner that found her.

"Cameron." The CIT crossed her arms with a snort, never notice a smirk on the punk's face.

* * *

"Whoo-hoo, DJ!" Owen cheered as soon as he found the Jamaican giant, "You're on my team, how awesome is that?!"

"Yo, what's the hell is going on?!" DJ cried out. He was wearing a plain green t-shirt and black slacks that cover his white sneakers. "One minute I was sleeping in my room and next thing I know, I'm tied up somewhere!" He was about to something before he realize something with a confusingly blink, "…Wait, team for what?"

"Total Drama!" The oaf grinned as the Jamaican giant dropped his jaw, "We're doing another season and it's called Total Drama Odyssey! How awesome is that…DJ? DJ? DJ?" Owen poked the fainted giant.

* * *

Justin and Alejandro just found Lindsay and Trent at same time as the redhead stare at a green door in deep thought. "What's the matter, Naruto?" Trent asked with a raised eyebrow. He wears a black striped shirt and a light blue jean, holding up by his black belt.

"I'm not sure, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head, "My guts saying that something will happen to me if I open this door…I don't know if I want to open it or not…"

"I'll do it." Lindsay glanced at her new teammates as she walked toward the door, she has her hair in a French braid and she wears a red boatneck tee with a brown pencil skirt that goes with a pair of black stockings and brown boots.

"No, I think we should leave it alone…" Alejandro said before the bombshell open the door and someone leap toward the screaming redhead, knocking him down.

"WHISKER TIME!" Izzy rubbed the redhead's cheeks with a giggle. She still wears a similar green top with navy blue shorts and she had cut her hair to form a crop hairstyle.

"S-S-S-Stop it, dattebayo." Naruto whimpered.

"I miss you so much, Red!" The crazy woman hugged him.

"Um…We just saw each other last week, dattebayo." The redhead sighed.

"It felt like forever!" Izzy giggled, starting rubs his cheeks again.

* * *

"Shawn, how come you're still wearing the same kind of clothes?" Cameron asked, it turned out that Shawn actually wear similar clothes but he has a cameo vest instead of orange vest and he also ditched his beanie hat.

"Because soon or later, the clothes won't be important when we get an outbreak." Shawn replied with a shrug.

"Okay…" The bubble boy raised his eyebrow before he glance at his right to see the grumbling aspiring villain, "What's the matter, Max?"

"I'm really pissed off that Chris just took me in the middle of my evil plan and to make it worse…" Max growled angrily, "I end up in the same team with a bipolar control freak!" Like Shawn, he didn't change his clothes at all but he wears a pair of white gloves and a short black cape.

"Um…" Cameron rubbed his head, "At least we don't get any worst teammates?"

"True…" The aspiring villain sighed before they hear something that sound like a ringing bell and they all glance over their shoulders to see Lightning with the human soundboard. Beardo wears a dirty white hoodie and denim jean. "Oh, no…Please don't tell me…"

"I found him." Lightning puffed his chest out with a smug smirk.

"Can't it get any worse?!" Max groaned.

"Bad news, guys…" Courtney stomped back with a furious groan, "I just found Sugar and she found Leonard right away."

"We are so winning the game with the wizard!" Sugar giggled right behind the angry CIT, she have a new pink blouse that reveal some of her cleavage and they notice that Leonard was wearing the same robe.

"…Wait, what's that smell?" Shawn gagged as soon as he smell something foul and they all noticed that it was from the wizard wannabe's robe, it turned out that he didn't change his clothes for years.

"FUUUUUCK!" The aspiring villain shouted to the ceiling as he dropped on his knees, "FUCK YOU, CHRIS! FUCK YOOOOOU!"

* * *

"Huh?" Beth glanced at the floor confusingly, "That kinda sound like Max."

"Yeah, B also think so." Tyler nodded, he was wearing a blue tracksuit and B fidgeting with his white lab coat. The silent man still can't believe that Chris somehow got past his security and snatched B under his co-workers' noses, what he didn't know is that the host just bribed everyone.

"Wonder what got him so mad?" The farmer woman muttered as she open the door to see another tied contestant.

"About time someone show up!" Leshawna huffed, "Now get me out of the damn chair!" She was wearing white camisole and pedal pushers jean.

"Oh, wow, did you just have a haircut?" Beth pointed at the sassy woman's pixie haircut.

"Yeah, I did…" The sassy woman smirked, "Like it…JUST UNTIE ME FIRST!"

"Oh, right!" The farmer woman quickly unties her new teammate.

* * *

"Out of all people, why did I get you?" Gwen pinched the bridge of her nose.

"I'm not happy about that, either." Heather crossed her arms with a scoff. She was wearing a russet turtleneck sweater and blue jean that cover her high-top sneakers. "…Did Chris just ambush you too?"

"No, he just tricked us into coming here…" The goth woman muttered, "And he also decide to use Maeve as Total Drama's mascot…"

"WHAT?!" The queen bee snarled, "Oh, wait until I get my hands on him…"

"Get in the line." Gwen replied before the oaf run up to them with a wide grin.

"Guys, guys, guess who I found?" Owen grinned, "Eva! It's gonna be one awesome team!" He never noticed a nervous glance between the two women.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS CHRIS?!" Eva stomped toward them with a sneer and they notice that she was wearing a black tank top with grey yoga pant. "HOW DARE HE POUR THE SLEEPING GAS IN GEOFF'S ROOM WHILE WE WERE…" She blushed as she realized that she was in public, "Um…Something important…"

"…Oh, you were having sex, right?" Heather said bluntly.

"Yes." The bodybuilder blushed before she snarl, "But I want to get my hands on the motherfucker that just dressed me…"

"Um…" The cameraman gulped nervously, "If it help you feeling better, it was one of the female intern…"

"…That doesn't even help at all!" Eva tackled the screaming cameraman down.

* * *

Naruto was untying Rodney after he found the giant farmer on the fifth floor, the giant farmer was wearing a red checked shirt and overall. "Alejandro, how many more do we have to find?" Naruto glanced at the Latino villain.

"About six, I think?" Alejandro rubbed his chin.

"Five now." Trent walked in with the giant girl, Jasmine was wearing similar clothes that she wore the last time on Total Drama but with a cargo shorts.

"That was kinda fast than I thought, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head, "…Say, how come tou-san didn't rig anything with booby traps?"

"Now you mention that…" The musician blinked, "Maybe he's losing his touch?"

"Or he must have something up his sleeves like always." Jasmine and Alejandro said at same time before they glance at each other.

"Worry later, let's find everyone first, dattebayo." Naruto sighed and everyone agreed with him.

* * *

DJ opens the door, looking into the room and he raises his eyebrow at the empty chair. "Did someone find…"

"No, you just found me." Someone replied right next to the screaming giant, revealing to be Dawn. She was wearing a light blue blouse and a grey skirt, her hair was tied in a crown braid but some of her hairs flow out of her back. Before the petite woman knows it, DJ just passes out on the floor and someone peek inside.

"…Wonderful, we gotta carry him around again." Noah deadpanned, the oaf just found him early. He was wearing a red polo shirt and beige short. The bookworm glance at the petite woman, "You'll take his legs."

"Okay." Dawn nodded with blank expression.

* * *

"Cameron, sir, I found Katie!" Brick gave the bubble boy a statute as soon as the cadet runs into him, he was wearing a marine uniform.

"Thank, Brick." Cameron glanced at the tanned woman, Katie was wearing black cutoff shirt and a jeggings with sandals. She has grown her hair long enough to reach the middle of her back.

"I'm so worried about Cody and Sadie." Katie whimpered.

"Don't worry, Katie, we'll find them." The cadet turned his head to her with a smile, "I'm certain that they're not in any danger at all."

"Yeah, you're right." The tanned woman sighed, "But still…" She knows that anything can happen on this show because of their host.

* * *

"Bah!" Cody spitted the smelly sock out of his mouth, "Why the hell did Chris put it in my mouth?!" He was wearing a black jacket that covers the white polo shirt and a grey jean.

"Maybe tou-san favors you or something, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "You were pretty lucky that Dakota decide to open this door."

"Thank again, Dakota." The geek coughed.

"Welcome." Dakota smirked, she was wearing a pink off-the-top blouse and slim-fit jean.

* * *

"Aww, Katie's in another team?" Sadie pouted, never notice an eyeroll from Duncan. The short-haired chubby woman was wearing a blue cutoff shirt and denim short.

"Sorry, Sadie." Beth rubbed her neck, "I tried to stop Ezekiel from opening the door…"

"It's okay, he can't help it anyway…" The chubby woman glanced at Ezekiel, she can see that he was wearing a white clothes that looks like an patient. "…Did Chris just smuggled him out of the hospital?"

"I bet he did." Duncan deadpanned, "I blame Amy for finding him."

"Hey, it wasn't my fault!" The evil twin shouted, it turned out that she was with them the whole time. She has a bob cut hairstyle and she was wearing an red turtleneck sweater and a white miniskirt with a pair of tall boots.

* * *

Heather gritted her teeth as she glare at her new teammate, revealing to be Jo. The jockette was wearing a grey sweatpants and a white tank top, partly covered by her grey jacket. "I told this fucking copycat not to open the damn door…" The queen bee growled under her breath, it turned out that Topher was the one who found the jockette.

"Hey, I'm not a copycat!" Topher defended and they stared at him with a deadpan expression, glance at the similar clothes that look so identified to Chris' clothes. "…What?" The host wannabe gestured at his clothes, "They're comfortable!"

"Whatever helps you sleep at night." Jo scoffed.

* * *

Alejandro wander around on the seventh floor until he notice a yellow door and he tapping his chin in deep thought before he decide to open the door, revealing that he just found Ella. The princess was wearing a yellow ball gown and her hair was long enough to reach her back. "Oh, Alejandro?" Ella blinked confusingly, "Um…Can you please tell me what's going on?"

"Yeah, I'll explain as soon as I get you out of this rope." The Latino villain untied her right away.

* * *

"Aw, hell no…" Duncan groaned after he found one of the tied contestants, "Yo, intern, can you not tell…"

"Duncan just found Scott!" The screaming intern ran out of the room before the punk can take his hands on him and the punk glance at the smirking scheming farmer. Scott was wearing a bomber jacket that covered his white tank top and a blue jean with dirty brown boots.

"…No funny business or I'm gonna kill you." The punk grunted.

"I make no promise." Scott smirked before Duncan walk away from him, "Wait! Okay, okay! You got a deal, now get me out!"

"Yo, Duncan, who did you find…" Duncan turned his head to see Geoff before the party man notice the scheming farmer, "…Oh, that really sucks…" Geoff was wearing pink t-shirt and black shorts. It turned out that it was Beth who found the party man early.

* * *

Gwen walks with Anne Maria as they look for a colored door and the goth woman glance at the Jersey woman. Anne Maria was wearing a dark purple halter top and azure Capri pant. "Hey, Gwen." Anne Maria pointed at the purple door, "What about this one?"

"Um…" Gwen crossed her arms as the Jersey woman reach out for the doorknob, "Yeah, just open this one. I want this stupid challenge to be over and done with."

"Same here…" The Jersey woman muttered as she open it before she release a gasp, "Mike!" The said man was wearing a olive zip-up vest and a black jean.

"Damn whippersnappers!" Chester shouted, "Why, I gotta teach Chris how to respect his elderly like some decent folks!"

"Chester?" Anne Maria sighed, "Hold on, old man, we're gonna get you out of this chair."

"And where the hell is my cane?!" The unpredictable man glanced around and the women rolled their eyes at him.

* * *

"All right!" Cameron cheered as soon as he found someone, "I'm so glad that I found you, Zoey! There are a few people on our team that really hate my guts for no reason."

"Really?" Zoey rubbed her sore wrists, "How bad is it?" She have grow her hair out, long enough to reach her rear, and she was wearing rosewood t-shirt with charcoal jean.

"Um…" The bubble boy rubbed his neck, "Bad enough that Sugar are on our team."

"Oh no, not her…" The indie woman groaned, she remember that the chubby farmer accused the bubble boy of robbery when he just won the million dollars after the Revenge of Island and almost everyone can't stand to stay in same room with her after that. She was about to say something but the sport jock ran in the room with a wide grin.

"All right, one more person to go!" Lightning puffed his chest out, "Lightning's team is so winning the game!"

"…Wait, who did you just found?" Cameron asked worriedly.

"Me." They turned their heads around to see…

"Scarlett?" Zoey gasped and the bubble boy's face turned red as he stared at the smirking scientist. She was wearing a long lab coat and a black job skirt, they notice that she let her hair down instead of a bun.

'…I'm so dead now…' The bubble boy gulped mentally.

* * *

"So we have one more person left now?" Naruto untied Samey from the chair, the good twin was wearing a acid-washed jean and a grey off-the-shoulder sweater. Cody was about to answer him but someone cut him off.

"Nah, we have enough people now." Alejandro jabbed his thumb at the last teammate as they walked into the room, "I just found Blaineley."

"What are you wearing?" Samey raised her eyebrow at the blonde woman. Blaineley was wearing a pink pajamas pant with fluffy slippers and a t-shirt of Naruto as the Hunter.

"My pajamas…" Blaineley growled with a blush, "I was sleeping in my bed and before I know it, I just wake up in a fucking chair. I was really scared for a moment until the intern told me what was going on!" She was about to rant until she notice that the redhead was with them, "N-N-Naruto?" The blonde woman quickly covered her shirt with a red face, "Um…I-I-It's not what it…"

"Relax." The redhead chuckled lightly, "Most people wear pajamas and I'm pretty sure that you will change after the challenge, dattebayo."

'…He don't notice the shirt?!' Everyone stared at him with deadpan expression.

"…Yeah, let's go back to Chris." The Latino villain pinched the bridge of his nose.

* * *

Noah throw his hands up in air with an annoying groan, "Can you just shut up and let Sam untie you!"

"Yeah, Dave…" Sam attempt to untie him, he was wearing a Mario t-shirt and a navy jean that cover his black sneakers.

"Don't touch me!" Dave screamed out, "Who know where you have been touching?!" The Indian man was wearing grey-blue sweater vest and brown slacks.

"Owen, please knock him out!" The bookworm muttered.

"I'm not sure about that…" Owen fidgeted with his fingers.

"JUST DO IT!" Noah shouted as the oaf knocked the Indian man out, "Finally! Just untie him and we'll carry him."

* * *

"Oh, dude, what the hell is up with the getup?" Geoff raised his eyebrow at Harold's clothes, it look so much like Neo from Matrix movie.

"Like it?" Harold grinned, "It makes me look like a badass…"

"More like dumbass." Duncan muttered under his breath.

"Guys, just help me out here." The party man and the punk glance at the Cree woman as she tried to untie a knot, "This knot is kinda stuck." Sky was wearing a burnt orange t-shirt and a red tearaway pants that cover her black yoga pant.

"Sorry, I'll help out." The punk grunted, helping the aspiring Olympian with the rope.

* * *

"And that's it." Courtney helped Bridgette up after she untied the surfer woman. Bridgette was wearing a white button-up blouse with a light grey jean and she start to let her hair down, instead of a ponytail. "Let's find Chris before the other guys get to him!" The CIT ran out of the room with some of her teammates, "Go! Go!"

* * *

**(Parking Lot)**

"And here they come!" Chris grinned at the approaching teams as they race each other toward him, "And the winner is…" He waited until the teams ran up to him, "Naruto and Alejandro's team! Coming in the last place is Cameron and Lightning's team!"

"Aw, no!" Lightning growled angrily.

The host claps his hands with a grin, "Now we have our teams, it's time to assign your team a name before we start the second part of the challenge…"

"Wait, what?" Owen gasped, "Already? Don't you think that it's kinda too soon?"

"Nah." Chris shook his head with a light chuckle.

"But I'm in my pajamas!"Blaineley cried out with a stomp.

"And you're gonna look like that until the end of this challenge." The host smirked, "Oh yeah, if someone want to make a confession tape." He gestured at the outhouse, "Use that for now until I show you something that…"

"Grandpa, here's clipboard, nya!" Maeve carried a clipboard up to her grandpa and she hand it to him before she notice a large group.

"Oh, you look so cute!" Sadie gushed before the little girl suddenly run into the redhead's legs, burying her head with a timid whimper. "Um…Did I say something wrong?"

"No, you don't." Gwen shook her head as the redhead picked their daughter up, "She gets scared and very shy when she finds herself in a large crowd."

"Hai, she'll get use to you guys in a time, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed Maeve's back before he whisper to the little girl, "It's okay, Ma-chan. They are daddy and mommy's friends, say hello to them." The little girl just wave at them with her hand as she buries her face into his neck, "Good girl, dattebayo."

"Eyes on me here!" The host knocked on his clipboard loudly to catch their attention, "Team Naruto's official name is… Warau Okami, it mean…"

"Laughing Wolf?" The redhead raised his eyebrow, he never notices a red team logo, showing a laughing wolf, appear right behind him.

"Really?" Chris blinked, "Hmm, my Japanese must be rusty. I swear it mean Snarling Wolf…Forget it." He cleared his throat, "Owen's team, your team name is pingouin crier, which mean…"

"Screaming penguin?" Heather muttered as a blue team logo, showing a screaming penguin, show up right over her head.

"…Um…" The host glanced at his clipboard, "Beth's team, you are matowin cohkanapisis…"

"Crying Dragonfly?!" Sky dropped her jaw and a green team logo appears right behind her team as it show a crying dragonfly.

"Oh, come on!" Chris threw his hands up, "Cameron's team, you're morder sneglen…Please can someone tell me what it really mean…"

"Killer snail?" Cameron rubbed his head and a grey team logo appears right behind him, showing a snarling snail with fangs.

"…That is the last time I'm gonna use the online translator." The host deadpanned as he tossed the clipboard away, "Okay, let's starts our second challenge…The Speedy Race!" He gestured at four longest lanes, "Each team will get in their car and race each other until they cross the finish line. Whoever comes in last place will have an elimination ceremony tonight! Laughing Wolf, you were first to get here so you get a…" He gestured at a perfect-condition van, "A van with full gas tank and nitro boosts!"

"Lucky…" Harold glanced at the cheering wolves.

"Killer snail, you got here last so you get the…" Chris pointed at damaged car, "Barely-working Nash Rambler!"

"Um…" Courtney turned her head to the host, "I don't think there's enough space for everyone…"

"Yeah, you can either cram everyone in or some of you can just ride on the roof." The host snickered as the Killer Snails dropped their jaws at him, "Screaming Penguin and Crying Dragonfly, you two get a normal SUVs."

"I'm taking the wheel." Duncan quickly ran toward the SUV.

"I'll drive!" Jo ran off, ignoring some protesting from several of her teammates.

"Ma-chan, go with your grandpas, dattebayo." The redhead handed the little girl to Chef.

"Bye, bye, daddy, nya." Maeve waved her hand at Naruto as soon as he gets in the van with his team.

* * *

"Remember, the team that comes in last place will face the elimination." The host announced as the cars revved up, "And…GO!" The four cars took off, leaving several skid marks behind and Chris rubbed his chin. "Hmm, did I just leave something out?" There was a sound of an explosive, "…Nah! I can't think a thing with all these noises around me."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe that we have to do another stupid season." Heather growled angrily, "Why did the producers approves another season?!"

_***Static***_

Chef rubbed his temple, "Damn…Now I have to make a list for each maggot…" He glared into the camera, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep tracking of each nicknames? Fuck you, Chris…"

* * *

**(Killer Snail's Car)**

"Brick, go faster!" Courtney shouted right behind the cadet as he evaded several explosives, "We are falling behind!"

"The pedal is all way down!" Brick yelled back.

"I'll make it go faster with the haste spell!" Leonard peeked into the window from the roof, blocking their view from the road and some of the snails scream out as the car drive into the explosive before it drive out with the soot-covered members.

* * *

**(Laughing Wolf's Car)**

"Shall we use the nitro now or wait a bit?" Naruto maneuvered the van around, dodging several large potholes.

"I think we should…" Alejandro attempted to say something but someone cut him off.

"Make it go faster!" Izzy pushed the nitro button with a giggle and the van zoomed down the road like a speeding bullet, taking up a large lead on the other teams as the wolves screamed out for their lives.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…Izzy is so not allowed to go near any buttons from now onward." Cody panted heavily, "It was really fast than we thought…Too fast…"

_***Static***_

"That's so unfair!" Amy crossed her arms with a scowl, "Why do the jerk's team only get the nitro boosts?!"

_***Static***_

Max slam his head into the wall several times, "I swear if Leonard keep it up with his 'magic' shit, I'm gonna kill him the first thing after I take over the world!"

* * *

**(Screaming Penguin's Car)**

Jo turn her wheel right, avoided another explosive before the engine start to stuttering out on her and she glance at the fuel gauge as the jockette notice that the Crying Dragonfly was in same situation. "What the hell!" Jo scowled, "I thought it was full!"

"Actually, no." Chris announced from his helicopter as it appeared out of nowhere, "I totally forget one or two things, my bad."

"Yeah, right." Noah deadpanned.

"At a certain point, some cars may run out of gas so that mean…" The host smirked evilly, "You have to push your car all way to the finish line!" He chuckled, "So you better start pushing them now!"

"Fuck you, Chris…" Duncan quickly get out of the dragonfly's car with his teammates, starting push their SUV as the Screaming Penguin did the same thing with their car.

* * *

**(Killer Snail's Car)**

There was a sound of a roaring engine until Lightning snarl at the human soundboard as they push their car, "Cut this shit out, man!" Beardo quickly close his mouth with a nervous nod.

"We're so gonna lose." Bridgette sighed before the wizard wannabe jump on top of the roof with his wand.

"Have no fear, mortals!" The wizard wannabe laughed crazily, "I will bring us to the victory by levitating our mobile vehicle!"

"That's great!" Sugar clapped her hands, they never notice the eyerolls from their teammates before the explosive's shockwave blow Leonard's robe up to reveal something that will haunted some snail members for the rest of their lives.

"…Oh my go…" Max threw up, it turned out that Leonard didn't have anything under his robe.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"True warlocks have no need for undergarments." Leonard crossed his arms, "We can disposal our body waste with magic!" He laughed insanely.

_***Static***_

"It's official, he lost it..." Zoey shivered before she cup her chin as she tilt her head, "…I think he may lost it during the Revenge of Island season but I'm not sure."

* * *

**(Chris)**

The host takes a sip out of his coconut drink until he notice a speeding van and two teams race each other as they push their SUV toward the finish line. "And the winner is…" Chris chuckled as the van crossed the line, "Laughing Wolf, followed by…" The teams crossed the line with heavy pants, "Screaming Penguin and coming in third place is the Crying Dragonfly! Which mean Killer Snail is the today's loser!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone turned around to see the angry CIT as her team finally showed up, "That's so unfair! You gave us a junky car on purpose! I demand you to re…"

"Ignoring the sore loser." The host turned away from the rambling CIT with a cheesy grin, "Have anyone notice where we are at?" Everyone glanced around to see that they were at a shipyard's dock.

"Um…" Bridgette rubbed her arm, "Why are we here at the shipyard's dock?"

"Good question, it's because we're gonna…" Chris grinned widely, "Take a trip around the world again! Sea! Air! Land!"

"...No, no, no, no!" Owen screamed, "I don't want to fly again!"

"Relax!" The host rolled his eyes before he clear his throat, "Let me introduce you a ship that will take us around the world!" He pulled his walkie-talkie out, "Chef, bring her in!"

"I bet it's one of the death-trap…" Noah scoffed before he drops his jaw with everyone as a large ship pull up to the dock, it was a largest luxury cruise ship they ever seen in their whole life.

"…Is that…" Trent muttered.

"Yep, this baby is mine." Chris winked with a grin, "The producers were really kind to buy me this ship, thank to my blackma…Eh, I mean, thank to Total Drama's high rating!"

"What's up with the helicopter?" Mike pointed at the Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter, perching upon a small floating platform behind the ship.

"To get to any countries that we can't reach by sea, like for example, Nepal." The host replied, "Now let me give you a quick tour around the ship before we start our elimination ceremony! By the way, the ship's name is Chrisship."

"I see that your ego don't even change a bit." Leshawna deadpanned, earning a lot of nods from the travelers.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Bridge)**

"That is the bridge, commanded by Captain Chef." Chris gestured at the control room and the travelers glance at the cooker, wearing a captain uniform.

"To let you maggots know…" Chef grunted, "If the ship is going down, I'm taking the lifeboat and I don't give a damn about you guys…Expect for brat and Maeve, they're coming with me."

"What about me?" The host grinned but the cooker just turn back to his wheel, "Um…Moving on…"

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

"That is where you guys will have your suppers." Chris gestured at the largest dining room.

"What the…" Justin blinked at the luxury foods, "No slops? No living foods?"

"Awesome!" Owen quickly gobbled them up.

"Yeah, like I said, we have a biggest budget ever and Chef decides to give you the best foods instead of the regular slops that we gave to you on purpose…" The host chuckled at the gaping travelers.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

"One best thing about luxury cruise is that everyone gets their own rooms!" Chris gestured at the row of doors as they notice that their names were on each door, "Each room has your own bathroom, bed, television, and drawers filled with your clothes…"

"Finally!" Blaineley quickly ran into her room right away.

"Wait a minute…" Dawn raised her hand, "I didn't bring my clothes when you just kidnapped me…"

"She's right." Samey gasped, "I also don't have my clothes…"

"We just took your clothes out of the drawers at your home and bring them here." The host answered with a smirk, ignoring the travelers' scowl.

"Grandpa, do I have a room too?" Maeve asked.

"Yeah, your room is right here." Chris opened the little girl's door to reveal a princess-theme room and the little girl cheer as soon as she see that she have a lot of toys and stuffed animals. "Your father's room is right in front of your room." He pointed at the redhead's room before he shift his finger to Gwen's room, "And your mother's room is right next to yours."

"That's great, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"…Wait, does it have nightlight?" Gwen pointed out as the redhead snapped his fingers, he almost forgets about that.

"Um…" The host blinked, "…Does lamp count?"

"Maybe." Gwen and Naruto sighed, their daughter has a fear of dark but it was normal for children her age.

"What about the confessional booth?" Beth waved her arm.

"Oh, thank for remind me that." Chris grinned, "There's one in the bridge and one in your bathroom…"

"Everyone have their own confessional camera?" Harold blinked.

"Yeah, so no one have to wait for you to finish up with your confession." The host replied as Blaineley return to them in her blue dress, "Let's go to the next place…"

* * *

**(Deck)**

After several locations, the travelers sit down on the benches as the Killer Snail sit down on a damaged benches in front of the hanging lifeboat and their host show up with tray of shrimps. "Welcome to your first elimination ceremony!" Chris announced, "To refresh your minds, if you lose the challenge, your team will have to send one unlucky traveler home early. Whoever get the fresh shrimp is safe for now and whoever doesn't get one will…" He jabbed his thumb at the lifeboat, "Take a Drop of Shame in the loser-boat with a bonus…"

"What kind of bonus?" Topher asked from the sideline but the host just ignored him.

"The travelers that get the shrimps are…" The host tossed the shrimps at the snails as he call out their names, "Cameron, Brick, Katie, Shawn, Zoey, Lightning, Bridgette, Scarlett, Max, Courtney, and Beardo…" He glanced at Sugar and Leonard, "And our first loser of Total Drama Odyssey is…"

"…" The chubby farmer gulped nervously.

"…" The wizard wannabe was playing with his wand.

"…Leonard!" Chris grinned, "Congrats on making it to the first losers gallery!"

"Nooo!" Sugar cried, "Not my boyfriend!"

"…Say what?" Anne Maria whispered to DJ, "They're dating each other?"

"I don't know anything about that…" DJ shrugged his shoulders and the cooker toss the rambling wizard wannabe into the lifeboat as the host walk up to them with a bag in his hand.

"Like I said before, each eliminated traveler will get a bonus…" The host shoved the bag into the wizard wannabe's hands and he open it to see…

"Whoa, is that money?" Leonard pulled some dollars out and everyone gasp loudly.

"That's right, the first several losers will get hundred grand bucks and less travelers mean more moneys." Chris grinned evilly, "Nothing gets you more motivated than a hard cold cash!"

"With all these money, I can get a new ro…" The wizard wannabe screamed out as the lifeboat drop into the sea, courtesy of the cooker.

"Buy some damn underwear, nudist!" Chef shouted over the rail.

* * *

**(Maeve's room)**

"I'm not sleepy, nya!" The little girl whined as her mother tucked her in, "It's early!"

"No, it's not." Gwen shook her head with a smile, "It's really late and everyone is going to sleep pretty soon."

"Hai, mommy's right, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"Aw…" Maeve pouted, "…Can I have story time?"

"Sure, sweeties." The goth woman giggled, "Which one do you want to hear?"

"The one with fox and princess, nya!" The little girl clapped her hands.

"The Uzumaki's folktale?" The redhead asked as his daughter gave him a nod, "Okay…Once upon a time, in…"

* * *

**(Hallway)**

"Good night, Gwen, dattebayo." Naruto stretched his arms out as soon as they step out of Maeve's room.

"Night, Naruto." Gwen gave him a hug before she quickly enter her room, she better make some plans to get his attention before her rivals get their hands on him.

"Well, off to…" The redhead was about to enter his room but a hand grab his shoulder, causing him to glance over his shoulder to see the queen bee.

"Idiot, I'm sorry that I missed Maeve's birthday." Heather crossed her arms with an scowl, "I don't mean to…"

"It's okay, dattebayo." Naruto smiled, "It wasn't your fault at all. If I would blame anyone, it'll be my tou-san because he just kidnapped everyone on Ma-chan's birthday…Remind me to prank him back, dattebayo."

"Yeah, you better get him soon." The queen bee smirked before she releases a sigh, "I still can't believe that there's another season…"

"Same here, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled lightly, "But at least we won't sleep in a worst place like the island or the airplane."

"Ugh, don't remind me that." Heather groaned, "I really hate this flying death-trap machine."

"Hai, I know." Naruto nodded and they made a several small talks before they went back to their rooms.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

It has been three days since they left Canada, the travelers were having their breakfast while they make some small talk until Ella notice that Maeve was staring at her for a while as the little girl sit with her father. "What is it?" Ella asked with a smile.

"…Are you a real princess?" Maeve asked excitingly, "Because you have pretty dress, nya!" The princess wannabe glance at Naruto and he give her a nod with a smile.

"Why, yes, I am." The princess wannabe smiled as the little girl gasped happily, "I also think you have a lovely dress too."

"Mommy got it for my birthday." The little girl climbed into her mother's laps, "I'm four now, nya!" Ella was about to say something but the ship's PA cut her off with a feedback.

"Attention, we are about to reach land soon." Chris' voice rang out, "Our challenge will take place in…Hawaii, USA!"

"Sweet!" Geoff grinned, "I can't wait for beach party…"

* * *

**(Hawaii, USA)**

"No party?!" The party man cried out.

"No party at all." Chris rolled his eyes before he clear his throat, "Our first challenge will take a place at…" He gestured at the familiar volcano, "The same volcano from World Tour season! The challenge is... Dynamite Relay Race!"

"…Dynamite?!" Noah gulped with widened eyes.

"Six players from each team will take their places and the first player has to pass their lit baton to the next person until the last player reach the top." The host explained as he ignored the bookworm, "The last player might throw their dynamite into the volcano to win the challenge. Oh yeah, watch out for a nasty splashback."

"Do we choose our players or…" Tyler rubbed his neck.

"I'm the one who will pick the players." Chris smirked sadistically, "Killer Snail's players are Max, Courtney, Zoey, Katie, Brick and Lightning. Screaming Penguin's players are Jo, Sam, Dawn, Topher, DJ and Dave. Crying Dragonfly's players are B, Duncan, Sadie, Harold, Sky and Leshawna. Laughing Wolf's players are Justin, Izzy, Alejandro, Trent, Jasmine and Dakota!"

"Lightning's gonna win the race." Lightning smirked smugly, "Nothing can beat me in the track!"

"Yeah, right." Jo scoffed.

"Okay, players, take your place and wait for my signal." The host clapped his hands loudly as the players walked away from the group.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ugh…" Dakota groaned into her hands, "I hate race so much…In the Revenge of Island season, I got eliminated in relay race challenge, what if I mess it up again?"

* * *

**(Volcano)**

At the third flag, the gamer walk toward his girlfriend with a worried expression as he notices her expression. "What's the matter, Dakota?" Sam asked, "You look so down."

"Oh, I'm fine." Dakota waved it off, "It's just that relay race challenge really got to me because…"

"Because of the relay challenge back at the island, right?" The gamer rubbed his neck, "Um…I think you won't have to worry about make a mistake since it's the first challenge so…"

"It's okay." The rich woman smiled before she give him a peck on cheek, "Thank for trying, Sam."

"What are we, chopped livers?" Max deadpanned, never notice a facepalm from B. It turned out that they were there the whole time.

* * *

"Are you ready?" Chris glanced at the first group with a cheesy grin.

"Hell yeah…" Jo grunted, glance at her opponents and she know that she can beat the sport jock but she wasn't sure about Alejandro and Duncan.

"And…" The host shot his gun in air, "GO!" The racers took off with the lit dynamites before an bald eagle fall down on his feet, "…Aw, not again!"

* * *

"Come on, come on!" Courtney jogged in the same spot as she watch the first group ran toward the second group until she notice a jeep, pulling up right next to the running travelers and Chef lean out of the window with a cannon in his hands. "What is he up to…"

"It's supper time!" Chef fired his cannon, sending out several large meatballs at the screaming players. Alejandro duck under a meatball and it hit Lightning right in head, almost trip him in the process but the sport jock shake it off right away. Duncan was first to pass his baton to Sadie and she take off, followed by Jasmine and Dawn.

"Take it and go!" Lightning threw the baton at the CIT and she quickly ran away to catch up with the second group.

"I'm actually surprised that it seems to be very tame…" Duncan panted.

"That's what they always said." The cooker chuckled evilly as some travelers raised their eyebrows at him, "Let's say some of them will get in a hot spot."

* * *

"What the fuck!" The CIT shouted as soon as she caught up with some players, only to see them balance themselves as they walk across the log over a giant lava pit.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"It's not a race without one or two obstacles." Chris rubbed his hands together with an evil chuckle.

* * *

The third group start race each other as soon as they all received their baton and it seems that everything was going well until a swinging boulder knock Max away. "Wha…" Sam dropped his jaw, barely dodge the second swinging boulder and they kept going on as they dodge more swinging objects.

"Curse you, Chris…" Max slowly gets up on his feet, only to get hit by a swinging log.

* * *

"Here!" Dakota quickly handed her baton over to Izzy, taking up a huge lead on the fourth group.

"H-H-Here…" Sam panted as Topher snatched the baton before the gamer pass out on the ground, "You go…"

B just pass his baton to Harold, "Time to show my running skill off!" The nerd almost trip on his feet but he recovered right away and Zoey glance around worriedly before the bruised aspiring villain finally show up with heavy pants.

"Max, what happened to you?" Zoey asked.

"J-J-Just take it and go away!" Max shoved the baton into her hands before he pass out on the groaning gamer.

* * *

After a couple baton-passing and several obstacles that involved a raining flaming rocks and a crazed cooker with flame-thrower, it was down to the last players. Brick was thankful for his military training and he was glad that he got a good distance on the other players before he glance over his shoulder to see that Sky was gaining while Dave and Justin fall behind. The cadet start to sprint, followed closely by the Cree woman as they both reach the top before they throw their baton at same time and there was an huge splashback. "Who's first?" Justin asked, pinching the fuse to kill the fire.

"It's Killer Snail's victory!" Chris announced from his helicopter as the said team cheered from the sideline, "We just reviewed the footage several times and it was really close by a hair! Everyone, please go to the beach for your second challenge! McLean away!"

* * *

The teams were taking their time as they walk toward the next location and Harold raise his eyebrow at Noah, chatting with Sadie before they laugh together. The nerd lean closer to Cody before he whisper, "Um…Is there something going on between them?"

"Well…" Cody shrugged his shoulders, "They've been dating for a while."

"Say what?!" Harold dropped his jaw, he never heard anything about that.

"Yeah, we just set them up and it turn out that they click very well." Katie giggled after she overhead them.

"We?" The geek rolled his eyes, "More like you forced me to…" He gulped as his girlfriend gave him a glare, "…Yeah, we set them up together."

"Whipped, dattebayo." Naruto nudged the geek with a chuckle.

"Yeah, yeah, say that to me after you get a girlfriend." Cody whispered with a deadpan expression.

"We'll see, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head, he was pretty sure that he'll find someone pretty soon or not. He never notice some stares from several certain girls.

* * *

**(Beach)**

"About time you show up." Chris tapped his foot on the sandy ground as the travelers walked into his sight, "Original, Maeve was going to give you your challenge but she got bored, waiting for you so she end up building a sandcastle over there…" He jabbed his thumb at his granddaughter as she build a sandcastle with Chef's help, "Anyway, here's your second challenge…" The host gestured at a floating platform, connecting to a floating runway and the travelers notice ten giant bowling pins. "Human Bowling! The rules are same like bowling but only with your own body. Five players from each team will have to slide across the platform to get a strike. The team that gets most strikes wins!"

"It's an elimination challenge, right?" Sugar asked with hands on her hip, "Where's our reward?"

"Nah, not until we get to the last challenge." The host replied, "And there's no reward at all."

"…How many challenges are there?" Beth asked nervously.

"The wolf's balls are…" Chris ignored the farmer woman, "Cody, Naruto, Rodney, Ella and Blaineley. The penguin's balls are Eva, Mike, Anne Maria, Heather and Noah. Beth, Geoff, Amy, Staci and Scott will play for dragonfly and finally…Cameron, Bridgette, Scarlett, Sugar and Beardo will be snail's balls. Let's start with Laughing Wolf first…Whoops, forget one more thing…The water is infested with sharks like…"

"Shark?!" Scott paled before he release a bloodcurdling scream as soon as Fang lift its head out with a maniacally grin and the shark give them a wave.

"Who's going first?" The chuckling host glanced at the wolf's human balls.

"Me!" Naruto ran up to the runaway platform before he slide across the platform, spreading his body out as much as he can and his body knock all the pins down in one swoop.

"Strike!" Chris announced as the interns quickly set the pins back up.

"Here I go!" Rodney slid across and he got a strike with an ease, thank to his giant body.

* * *

Mike accidentally hit one of the pin with his groin, caused the males to wince at their phantom pain.

* * *

Eva tackle all the pins down with her arms before she start to wrestle with the snarling sharks.

* * *

"My great-great-great-granduncle Bobby was the one who invented the bowling…" Staci rambled on until Fang throw her at the group with annoying expression.

* * *

"Nooo!" Scott clawed on the platform as he kicked the sharks away before Fang grab his leg and the creature pull him in the water. It wasn't long enough until the scheming farmer jump out of the water and ran toward the shore with a high-pitched scream.

* * *

Cameron slide toward the pins but they all didn't fall down since the bubble boy was too weak.

* * *

"Dragonfly and penguin tied with two strikes while the snail only has one strike…" Chris grinned, "Wolf wins the challenge with four strikes!"

"They got lucky." Heather grunted with crossed arms, Ella was really lucky that the last pin fall down after her turn and Cody regretted that he spread his legs wide because it earn him a strike and a sore groin.

"Follow me for your next and final challenge!" The host walked away, "This challenge is gonna be huge, trust me!"

"…I don't trust you a bit." Blaineley deadpanned, earning a lot of nods from her fellow travelers.

* * *

**(Stadium)**

"Ugh!" Heather growled at the smirking host, "Nametag Ripping challenge? Why do you always ripping things off from other shows?!" She glanced around as the travelers put their jersey jackets on, "What kind of nametag challenge is it this time?"

"Battle Royale." Chris grinned, "The team that get wipe out first will face elimination ceremony and the team that survive to the end will get an awesome reward! Get ready!" The teams tensed up, "And…RIP 'EM OFF!" Before Sadie can make any react, Eva tears her nametag off and Jo tear Sugar's nametag off at same time.

"We better get…" Noah attempted to say something but Ezekiel tear the bookworm's nametag off and the crazed farmer just took Dave and Cody out at same time with his feet as he chases the screaming zombie nut down.

"WHY ARE YOU AFTER ME?!" Shawn cried out and Ezekiel just makes several grunts.

Katie glances around until she notices something, "Watch out! Naruto…" Her warning comes too late as Naruto tore Beardo and Cameron's nametags off at same time and the redhead quickly lunge toward his next victims.

"Boo-yah!" Harold wiggled Trent's nametag with a smug smirk as the musician groaned, "I told you that I have mad skills…" Mike just tears the nerd's nametag off without any problem.

"Yeah, you have some mad skills." Trent smirked at the gaping nerd.

"Give up!" Heather shouted as she wrestled with Amy, "Get out of here!"

"No!" Amy growled angrily, fighting back until Bridgette rips their nametags off.

"…You bitch!" The queen bee gave her a deadly glare, "You are so gonna pay for that."

"I don't think so." Bridgette replied, only to have her nametag rip off by Gwen. "…Gwen…" The surfer woman narrowed her eyes at the goth woman.

"Bridgette…" The goth woman glared back.

* * *

"Oh, man…" Chris chuckled as several travelers got eliminated right away, "I really wish I have some popcorn with me…"

"Don't you lose!" Leshawna hollered from the sideline, her team only has two members left and it was Duncan and Ezekiel. She don't know which team will be first to wipe out since they all have three members left but she know that it would be hard to get the wolf out because of Naruto, Alejandro and Izzy.

"You can do it, Mike!" Anne Maria cheered, her team only has Mike, Jo and Eva and she hope that the other teams won't attack her teammates but anything can happen in this game.

"Let's get the flies!" Lightning charged toward the dragonfly members with Zoey and Brick and at same time, the other teams also target the dragonfly.

"Oh come on!" Duncan scowled before Naruto and Alejandro pounce on Ezekiel and the punk was about to help his teammates out but Eva tackle him down with Jo's help as the remaining players jump on them. "I'm not going down without a fight!" The punk reaches out, grabbing a nametag as the feral farmer suddenly bites someone's nametag in chaos and they rip the nametags off at same time. Four nametags was in air and the remaining travelers glance at each other.

"Crying Dragonfly team has been wiped out but they just took Eva and Zoey down with them." Chris announced as the dragonfly team groaned at their loss, "I wonder who will be the next team to…" Izzy quickly rip Lighting's and Brick's nametag off right away, "…Well, who will win the…" Jo remove Alejandro's nametag but Naruto tear her nametag off as Izzy rip Mike's nametag off, "…WHY DO YOU ALWAYS INTERRUPT ME?!" The host screamed out, "Oh, forget it…Laughing Wolf wins the challenge and their reward is…" He gestured at the objects on cart as Chef pushed it up to the gaping wolves, "Gold trophies!" The trophy was a Hawaii islands that sit upon a platform and it was made out of gold.

"…I-I-I-Is that pure gold?!" Justin stuttered.

"Oh yeah!" The grinning host nodded before he turn his head to the crying dragonfly team, "Crying Dragonfly, save the waterworks for tonight…Get start voting and meet me at Deck of Shame!"

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Wow, I gotta say that I'm really shock by the result." Chris whistled at the dragonflies as Chef carried the plate over to his boss, "If you receive a fresh shrimp, that mean you are safe for now and whoever didn't get one will have to row the loser-boat back home with pitiful cash…"

"Hundred grand bucks are not that small…" Harold whispered.

"The following travelers that will get shrimps are…" The host called their names out as the cooker tossed the shrimps at them, "Duncan, Ezekiel, Sky, Staci, B, Beth, Leshawna, Tyler, Geoff, Amy and Scott…" He glanced at Harold and Sadie, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The nerd sweated nervously.

"…" The chubby woman fidgeted with her fingers.

"…Harold!" Chris announced as most travelers gasped in shock, "Told you it was really shock. Sadie, the loser-boat await for you with the money."

"Um…" Sadie glanced around in her lifeboat as she picked her cash bag up, "I don't see any oars…"

"Here!" Chef shoved a hockey stick into her hands, "Use that!"

"I don't think…" The chubby woman screamed out as the lifeboat dropped into the sea.

"ROW!" The cooker shouted out, "ROW!"

* * *

**(Sundeck)**

Naruto lean against the rail to watch the starry sky until he hears a groan as someone lean against the rail right next to him, causing him to glance and their eyes widened at each other. "Um…" The redhead scratched his head nervously, "Hey, Bridgette…"

"H-H-Hello, Naruto…" Bridgette rubbed her arm, she can't believe that she don't notice the redhead on her way since she has a deep thought and she also have a bad day because of some certain people. "Um…What are you doing here?"

"Looking at the stars, dattebayo." Naruto muttered before they stand there for a while and it gets really awkward. "Um…How are things going for you at college?"

"Oh, good, good." The surfer woman said quickly as she tucked her hair back, "Just little busy because of the exams but that's all…" They shuffled around for a while, "…W-What about you?"

"I'm doing good, dattebayo." The redhead replied quickly and it becomes more awkward again until the surfer woman groan into her hands.

"Naruto…" Bridgette glanced at the redhead, "I don't know if you forgive me already but I wanna to say that I'm really sorry for…"

"Bridgette, it's okay…" Naruto sighed, "I know you regret it for a long time, dattebayo. I already forgive you a while ago…"

"So does that mean…" The surfer woman glanced at him, "Um…Is there any chance that we can…"

"I don't know…" The redhead replied as if he knows what she was going to ask, "We both got hurt and I don't want to go through that again…Um…I need more time to…"

"It's okay…" Bridgette spoke up, "You can take all time to figure it out but there's one thing that I want you to know…" She looked into the redhead's eyes, "Naruto, I still…"

"Daddy!" They both turned their heads around to see the little girl as she ran up to Naruto's legs, burying her face.

"Ma-chan?" Naruto quickly picked his daughter up, "What's the matter?"

"Scary dream, nya!" Maeve whined on his shoulder, "Can I sleep with daddy and mommy?"

"Sure…" The redhead smiled before he glances at the surfer woman, "Um…I better getting going, dattebayo. See you later…"

"See you later…" The surfer woman sighed, watching the redhead as he walked away from her.

* * *

**(Pool)**

Several days went by, some travelers decide to have some fun before Chris give them a challenge and they don't know when it will come. "Man, that suck that almost all of the babes are taken…" Harold groaned as he looked around, "It's not fair at all!"

"And I care because…?" Scott scoffed, why is this guy talking to him?!

"Because we're single." The nerd replied.

"…We?" The scheming farmer raised his eyebrow.

"Yeah, single people should stick together…" Harold grinned, "You know what? Let's form 'Single Men' alliance…"

"I'm seeing someone back home." Scott deadpanned and the nerd drops his jaw at the farmer.

"…I'm gonna ask B…" The nerd muttered.

"I heard that he's dating some chick from his work." Sam replied from the poolside.

"Wha…" Harold threw his hands up, "Fine, I'm gonna ask Ezekiel! I'm pretty sure that there's no one that would…"

"Actually…" Naruto raised his index finger up.

"Forget it!" The nerd stomped away from the pool, "I give up on this stupid alliance!"

"What alliance?" Alejandro stepped into the water with a raised eyebrow.

"Harold was trying to make an alliance early in the game and he want to have a single-only alliance but…" The redhead chuckled, giving a wave to Maeve as she learns to swim with Gwen.

"Say no more." The Latino villain chuckled before he glance at a girl that catch his eyes and Naruto notice it.

"Why don't you ask her out yet?" Naruto threw his arm around the Latino villain's shoulders with a teasing smirk, "Or are you too shy?"

"Nah…" Alejandro rolled his eyes, "I'm trying to come up with a right method to…"

"Attention, travelers!" Chris' voice cut him off, "Are you ready for today's challenge? Our challenge will take place…"

"Ooh, I hope it's France again!" Lindsay squealed.

"Singapore…" Dave muttered, he wants to be in a cleanest place and away from these loonies.

"…Right here on this ship!" The host's voice chuckled as the travelers glanced at each other, "Your challenge is very easy…All you have to do is find the McLean Head statue!"

"You gotta kidding me." Gwen deadpanned.

"It is hidden somewhere on this ship and if I were you, I should check every nook and cranny." Chris' voice snickered, "First team that find it wins the challenge…And…GO!"

"Well, let's get you to your grandpa Chris first." The goth woman carried Maeve out of the pool.

* * *

**(Sick Bay)**

Jo ransack through the medical cabinet before she glance over her shoulder, "Find anything yet?"

"Not a thing." Owen shook his head with a pout, he really wishes that he can search through the galley but Chef won't allow him in.

"No." Dawn checked under the cot, "I don't think they put it somewhere within this room."

"Maybe…" Heather huffed as she walked out of the sick bay, "I'm going check the engine room."

* * *

**(Galley)**

"Keep your paws off my pots." Chef growled and B slowly back away from the pots.

"…Chef, are you trying to protect the statue?" Sky asked.

"Hell no, all I can say is that we don't hide anything in my stuff." The cooker grunted, "I'm not gonna let you maggots break my stuffs…Again."

"And you got new stuff the next day." Amy scoffed.

"…With my paycheck." Chef scowled before he notices something, "Scheming maggot, if you're think about it…" He pulled a large cleaver out, "Don't."

"Fine…" Scott put the pot down gently, "Happy now?"

"I'm only happy when you all get your asses out of my kitchen!" The cooker said flatly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I have a feeling that it's gonna be a long day." Noah groaned with crossed arms, "Have you seen the size of this ship? It's fucking huge! How can you find one small thing in this place?"

_***Static***_

"It's like trying to find a rare game that you really want." Sam muttered.

_***Static***_

"My team better find this stupid thing or I'm gonna kill them all." Courtney crossed her arms with a huff, "Then after that, I'll sue Chris for everything!"

* * *

**(Hallway)**

"Okay, we already covered engine room, galley and sundeck…" Zoey glanced at Cameron and Brick, "Which place do you think they would hide it?"

"…What about the hold?" Brick rubbed his head, "The one where they keep all cargos?"

"…Maybe it's there!" Cameron widened his eyes, "No one really checks this place at all! We better hurry and get there!" They ran off but what they didn't know is that Samey just overheard them and she run away to inform her teammates about the hold.

* * *

**(Hold)**

The bubble boy don't know what just happened, one minute they was looking though several crate and all of sudden, almost all the teams just run in the hold as they fight each other over the crates. "Back off, I saw this thing first!" Eva held Courtney and Rodney in headlock.

"My great-great-great-great-great grandma was the one who invented the crate and…" Staci was about to start her ramble but Jo shove a towel tube into the chatterbox's mouth with annoyance expression. Beardo make a beeping sound as he look through several crates, only to knock away from Vito.

"I'm starting to think it must be one of Chris' trick…" Ella muttered before they all hear someone cheer loudly and they turn around to see Lightning with McLean head statue.

"Lightning da man!" The sport jock gloated before he realize something, "…Wait, if I find it then whose team is going home?" B open his mouth to say something but their host walk in with a chuckle.

"Actually, it's a reward challenge, not an elimination challenge." Chris smirked as the travelers groaned at the new information, "Killer Snails win the challenge and their reward is…" Chef kicked the nearby crate open to reveal gold miniature statues, "Gold McLean Head statues! How lucky are you? I'm really jealous of you and I bet that the other teams are more jealous right now."

"Oh yeah, we are…" Blaineley said sarcastically and the travelers snickered at the groaning snails.

"…I'm gonna melt it down." Courtney mumbled under her breath, unawake of the fact that she shares the same idea with her teammates.

* * *

**(DJ's Room)**

The Jamaican giant raises his eyebrow at a pink envelope, lying on the floor and he picks it up. "To DJ…" DJ read it out loud as he opened it, "You're cute as a little rabbit and I have my eyes on you, bunny. From secret admirer…" A blush slowly appears on his face, "…M-M-M-Me?"

* * *

**(Hallway)**

"Hey, Red!" Izzy glomped Naruto as soon as he stepped out of his room, it have been few days since the reward challenge.

"Izzy, what's up?" Naruto raised his eyebrow as the crazy woman grabbed his arm, "Um…Why did you jump on me the first thing in morning?"

"Well…" The crazy woman grinned slyly, "I want to have a dinner with you."

"Sure, you can sit with me, dattebayo." The redhead replied.

"No, silly!" Izzy giggled, "I mean, like, just you and me!"

"Um…" Naruto attempted to say something but the crazy woman cut him off by give him a peck on cheek.

"And I don't take no for answer, see ya!" The crazy woman ran away from him with a giggle.

"…Why me?" The redhead sighed before he heads for the dining room but the announcement halt him in track.

"Travelers, grab your breakfast and get in the helicopter right away." Chris' voice rang out, "Today we're going to Egypt!" Naruto scratch his head, wondering what kind of challenge will they do in Egypt.

* * *

**(Egypt)**

The first thing that the travelers notice was a pile of cardboards and a lot of duct before their host show up in his Egyptian costume and they notice that Maeve was with him. "It has been a while since we've been in Egypt." Chris grinned, "Now, for your challenge…Maeve, why don't you tell them what's their first challenge?"

"Um…" Maeve tilted her head, "Oh yeah, nya! Make boat from that thingy, nya!" She pointed at the cardboards, "Did I do good, grandpa?"

"Yeah, you did good." The host patted his granddaughter's head, "Like what she just said, you have to turn these cardboard into a boat…And you better make it bigger and better! You have one hour time limit so…" The little girl pushed the air horn with a giggle, "GO!"

"What's the point of doing that?" Amy picked a cardboard up with a scoff, "Forget it, I'm not gonna…" B was about to saying something.

"There's always a reason why we have to build it." Sky cut the silent man off, "What if we have to use it for a race or something like that."

"Ugh!" The evil twin groaned.

Max lift the cardboard, only to gritting his teeth as soon as he hear a backup beeping noise and he turn around to give Beardo a deadly glare. "Quit making these irritable noises!" Max growled as the human soundboard makes a buzzer sound, "That's it!" He attempt to jump on Beardo but Zoey and Brick quickly hold him back.

"Calm down, Max!" Brick cried out but it fall upon deaf ears.

* * *

About thirty minutes just went by and the travelers were still working on their cardboard boats under the hot sun until their host show up with ice-cold water. "Is anyone thirsty that they really want some water?" Chris asked with a grin as some travelers were about to raise their hands before he drink it down, "Ah, that was refreshing! I was so thirsty all day…" Everyone threw the sands at his face, "MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!"

"That was pretty good aim, Feral boy." Duncan glanced at Ezekiel as the feral man chewing on a cardboard.

"What's the matter, DJ?" Owen asked after he noticed the Jamaican giant's glances, "You have been looking around for a while…"

"O-O-Oh, it's nothing." DJ chuckled nervously, "I was just looking at…Um…" He glanced around, "…The boats! Yeah, I want to see if our boat can beat them…"

"Don't worry!" The oaf grinned, "I'm pretty sure that our boat will beat everyone and we're gonna win this one! I swear on my sweet apple pie's grave!"

"…What?" The Jamaican giant raised his eyebrow at the oaf.

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**(Confessional)**

"It was a waste of good pie…" Owen sniffled, "It's like yesterday when I pick it up from one of the awesome bakery and…And…" He wailed into his hands, "Oh, why did it have to fall on the floor before I get one bite!"

_***Static***_

"I wasn't looking at the boats." DJ rubbed his neck, "I was actually looking at some girls because one of them must be my secret admirer and I don't want to tell anyone about that yet." He tapped his chin, "I wonder who's the one?"

* * *

"And…" Chris blew his air horn, "Time's up! I hope everyone is done with their boats." He glance at the four similar boats, they all looks like a large canoe.

"We all just finished twenty minutes ago!" Eva muttered, "But you told us to wait for a while."

"Now it's time for the second part challenge." The host ignored the fuming bodybuilder as he gestured at Nile River, "Race down the Nile River to get across the finish line…In the same boat that you just build!"

"…What?!" Blaineley cried out, "These boats won't float under our weights! It's impossible!"

"Oh, it's possible." Chris chuckled, "Anyway…During the race, there will be several obstacles like…Man-eating alligators, piranha and one or two cannons that can sink your boat…Oh yeah, and Chef will chase you all down in his…" He gestured at a black airboat as Chef pumped the shotgun, "Chef-boat and he will try to sink your boat with his gun…Don't worry about the gun, it's just an BB gun."

"But it will hurt like hell." Chef laughed evilly and the travelers gulp loudly.

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**(Nile River)**

"Travelers, get ready!" The host announced as the teams push their cardboard boats in the water and to their amazement, their boats actually float under their combined weights. "And…" He fired his gun in air, "GO!" The teams quickly row down the river, hoping to get a good distance from the cooker since they have twenty minutes head start before he will hunt them down.

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There was a whirring sound, followed by several gunshots and almost everyone within the Killer Snails has twitching eyebrows. It turn out that Beardo was the one who made these noise and it was getting on their nerves. "Beardo…Um…" Bridgette glanced over her shoulder, "Can you please stop?" The human soundboard kept making the noise.

"…Who here has a belt or anything sharp enough to cut someone up?" Max muttered under his breath, never notice that the cadet just hide his pins.

"Don't you dare think about start a fight." Courtney sneered at the aspiring villain.

"Ha, that comes from the bipolar psycho!" The aspiring villain snorted.

"WHAT?!" The CIT stood up with a roar as the boat rocking around, "WHY YOU LITTLE…" She pounced on the screaming villain, shaking him around like a ragdoll.

"And she just tells him not to fight." Zoey whispered to the bubble boy.

"I suspect that Max must be right about…" Cameron said before Scarlett covers his mouth with her hand.

"If I were you, I won't say it around her." Scarlett jerked her head at the fighting teammates, "It won't be very wise to do."

"Yeah, you're right…" The bubble boy gulped.

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**(Confessional)**

"How dare he call me that?" Courtney crossed her arms, "I'm not bipolar, neither psycho! He's more psycho! He always go on and on about taking over the world and…" The footage went forward for a while, "Wearing a cape doesn't make you look more evil…" Forward again, "I never heard of a villain with PURPLE hair!" Forward more, "UGH! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!"

_***Static***_

"Where did I saw that one before?" Chef rolled his eyes with crossed arms.

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The wolves duck under the cannonball, nearly take their boat out and Samey look around to see that the Screaming Penguin has a lead on them as the Crying Dragonfly caught up with the wolves. "Say…" Samey raised her eyebrow, "Where are the snails? Wasn't they behind us a while ago?"

"Who care about them?" Dakota replied, "If they fall behind, we have better chance to survive another challenge and more time to get away from Chef."

"Yeah, she's right." Justin nodded, "And I'm sure they're fine…"

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Beardo statute to the camera, make a loudest sinking noise as their boat slowly sink into the water while some snails swim toward the shore and several of them were wrestling with the alligators. "One down, three to go!" Chef speed past them with an evil laugh, he just took the Killer Snails down with several good shots.

"Fuck…" Courtney growled before she glances at the human soundboard as he make another noise, "…Can someone please shut him up." Lightning shove Beardo into the water with Max's help, "Thank you."

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"Look!" Geoff pointed at the finish line as they duck under the cannon's barrage, "There's the finish line!"

"About time." Duncan grunted as his team rowed faster, "I was getting tired of punching these alligators back in the water."

"Oh no!" Owen gasped, "The dragonfly are gaining on us! Someone, do something!"

"Relax, they won't catch up." Dave muttered.

"Ah, I won't be sure about that." Dawn replied before she point at something in the distance, "Because he's here."

"Who…" Topher widened his eyes as soon as Chef drove toward them with a maniacal laughter, "ROW FASTER!"

"HURRY!" Trent shouted at Wolves as they rowed toward the finish line with another teams, "We gotta get there before…"

"Duck!" Ella warned, ducking with her teammates.

"No, it's a BB pellets…" Lindsay pointed out before Jasmine pull her down and the pellets flew over their boat but another blast just hit the side of their boat, slowly sinking them. "Oh no! We're sinking!" Cody glance around in the boat before he stare at the model and the geek rip Justin's shirt off as he plug the shirt into the hole.

"Oh my…" Justin flexed his pecs with a smile and almost each woman release a dreamy sigh, they never notice that Chef just ram into the shore after he got distracted by the model's appearance.

"So handsome…" Chef muttered and Chris facepalm at the events as he show up at the finish line.

"…The winner is…" The host glanced at the finish line as the Screaming Penguin crossed the line, "Screaming Penguin! In second place is the Crying Dragonfly…" The wolf's boat crossed the line before it finally sinks completely, "Laughing Wolf is in third place, which mean the Killer Snails are in last place and they will go straight to the Deck of Shame!"

"Poor snails." Heather gloated to herself.

"Penguins, you win today's challenge and your reward is…" Chris snapped his fingers before the interns carry the golden trophies on stretcher, "Gold Boat trophy!"

"Another gold?" Tyler blinked with a raised eyebrow, "What's going on? You never did that in last several seasons…"

"Okay, let's find the loser snails!" The host clapped his hands loudly, ignoring the clumsy jock's question.

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**(Confessional)**

"We lose again?" Courtney groaned, "UGH! Why do I always end up on a useless team! I am so gonna sue Total Drama when it's all over!"

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**(Deck)**

"Cameron, Zoey, Brick, Sugar, Katie, Shawn, Scarlett, Lightning and Bridgette have their shrimps." Chris grinned at the snails as he held two shrimps up and he glanced at Courtney, Max, and Beardo. "…Courtney is safe for now." He flicked the shrimp at the CIT.

"Thank you." The CIT huffed.

"And the final shrimp goes to…" The host stared at Beardo and Max.

"…" The aspiring villain crossed his arms with a scowl.

"…" The human soundboard took a deep breath.

"…Max!" Chris announced and Beardo start to make a explosive noise before Chef toss him into the lifeboat as the host shove the cash bag into the human soundboard. "I would say that I miss you but that would be a lie." The host dropped the lifeboat before Beardo have a chance to say something.

"One less noisemaker." Chef glanced at several certain annoying maggots.

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**(Sundeck)**

Naruto and Izzy was enjoying their dinner before the crazy woman look up to the redhead, "Red, how do you like your streak?"

"It's really good, dattebayo." Naruto smiled, "How's your salmon?"

"Why don't you take a bite and see how it is?" Izzy held a piece of salmon and the redhead was about to take a bite but the crazy woman suddenly kiss him on lips before she pull away, toss the salmon in her mouth. "Psyche!"

"…D-D-D-Did you just…" The redhead stuttered.

"Yup, I did." The crazy woman giggled.

"Why did you…" Naruto rubbed his forehead.

"Because I told you before, I like you a lot!" Izzy replied with another giggle.

"…Sometime you're more unpredictable than I thought you to be, dattebayo." The redhead sighed.

"And you know it!" The crazy woman grinned, "Oh yeah! The salmon is good, by the way. Oh, oh, I forget to tell you a funny story about my brother…" She starts to tell him the story and they make some small talk for a while.

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**(Hallway)**

Naruto stretch his arms out as he walk down the hallway and he was about to check on Maeve in her room but someone stop him in his track by calling him out, causing him to glance over his shoulder to see Blaineley. "Blaineley?" Naruto blinked, "What's up?"

"Are you gonna be busy tomorrow?" Blaineley asked before the redhead shook his head as the blonde woman scratching her cheek nervously, "Do you…Um…Do you want to go to spa with me?"

"Um…" The redhead scratched his head, "Sure…"

"Great, I'll see you." The blonde woman walked away with a smug smirk and Naruto raise his eyebrow in confusion, what he didn't know is that Blaineley just spot him with Izzy early and she want to do something to catch his attention.

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**(Spa)**

The next day, Blaineley was enjoying her massage and Naruto glance away with a lightly blush. "Um…Blaineley, why am I…"

"Lower, please." The blonde woman cut him off.

"Um…" The redhead glanced at her towel-cladded body, "But that means I have to…"

"Massage my ass?" Blaineley smirked coyly as Naruto's face turned red, "Don't worry, I won't bite…Much."

"…Why me?" Naruto muttered under his breath, earning a giggle from the blonde woman.

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**(Dining Room)**

"And then daddy go pow, nya!" Maeve waved her spoon around as some travelers shook their heads at her, it have been few days and the little girl was talking about Naruto's special guest on one of the superhero shows. "The monster went boom!" She threw her hands up, accidently toss some of soggy cereals into Dave's soup and no one never notice it as he take a bite before he spit it out.

"There's something wrong with this soup! It taste like a crappy..." Dave coughed out before the cooker kick the door open with a loud bang.

"Who here just badmouth my cooking?!" Chef growled angrily.

"…You hear that all way from the bridge?" Trent raised his eyebrow.

"What if I did?" The cooker grunted.

"Attention, travelers!" Chris' voice rang out, "Get ready for some fun in Greenland!"

"Good thing we have some warmest clothes." Heather muttered and everyone agreed with her.

"And have anyone seen Chef?" The host's voice asked, "He was supposed to drive this ship…Because we're about to hit that iceberg." The ship shook around and Ella trip into Naruto's arms, causing her to blush. "Correction, we just hit the iceberg. Good thing that our budget covers it…With some of Chef's paychecks."

"WHAT?!" Chef roared.

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**(Greenland)**

"…Why is there a boxing ring out here?" Noah pointed at the boxing ring in the middle of snowy land.

"Because it's gonna be one of our challenges." Chris grinned, "I know what you're thinking and yes, it's gonna be one of these boxing tournament but with a twist…The fighters will fight each other blind!" The travelers gasped, "That's right! Each fighter will wear a blindfold and they have to trust their instincts."

"Um…" Lindsay raised her hand up, "Does that mean everyone has to do it?"

"Nope, just one fighter." The host replied, "But whoever wins the tournament will earn an advantage for the final challenge."

"I'll do it!" Eva and Jo said at same time before they smash their heads together with deadly glare, "No, I'll fight! No, me! Stop that!"

"I want to go…" Jasmine raised her hand up but Alejandro pulls her hand down.

"No, I will do it." The Latino villain smirked.

"Hey, I want to…" The giant woman glared, only to be cut off by him.

"No, I don't want you to be harmed in any way because you're a delicately flower and I don't want to see you get hurt in a brutal fashion." Alejandro grabbed her hands as Jasmine dropped her jaw at him, "I will take your place as your white knight."

"…O-O-Ok…" Jasmine stuttered.

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**(Confessional)**

"That was kinda weird." Jasmine muttered, "But at same time, it's kinda sweet. Usually everyone would be put off by my height and that's really the first time someone calls me a flower."

_***Static***_

"Jasmine is so my type." Alejandro rubbed his chin, "I always have a thing for tall woman."

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"Alejandro and Eva will go against each other in the first round." Chris gestured at the said fighters as they put their blindfolds on before he shift his hand to next fighters, "And in second round, Duncan will take his ex on!"

"I have a name!" Courtney scowled.

"Alejandro, Eva, get ready and…" The host grinned as the bell rang, "FIGHT!" Eva swing her arms around, attempting to hit the Latino villain but she just miss him by several inches and Alejandro kept moving around in a large circle as he tried to find the bodybuilder.

"Um…" Sky glanced at the host, "Chris, You didn't tell us the ways to win the match."

"Everyone knows that it's knockout, duh!" Chris smirked evilly and Eva managed to hit the Latino villain in stomach before Alejandro tackles her down as he punch her several times, only to kick away from her.

"Hey, that's against the rules!" The CIT pointed at the ring, "They should be disqualified!"

"Rule number one…" The host chortled, "No rules, anything goes! As long as they are blind, it's legal."

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"And Alejandro goes on to the next round!" Chris clapped as Alejandro panted on top of groaning bodybuilder, "Up next, Duncan and Courtney…" He glanced at the said travelers in the ring, "Start the fight!"

"Piece of cake…" Duncan smirked before Courtney kick him in groin as he drop to his knee with a painful groan, "…W-W-Why is it always me?" The CIT smash his head down with her boxing gloves, cause him to pass out.

"Oooh, that was pretty brutal." The host winced, "We need medic! Alejandro, get in the ring!"

"Already?" Alejandro sighed, "Can I have a few minutes to rest?"

"Nope!" Chris chuckled, "Get in…And you better wear a cup because she really like to kick people in groin."

"She's a crazy psycho." Max deadpanned.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Courtney roared.

"And fight!" The host shouted quickly and the CIT never get any chance to react as the Latino villain pounce on her after he heard her shouting, sending a barrage of punches on her. Courtney knee him in the groin, shove him back and she was about to kick him again but Alejandro roll away from her.

"…Do we have to wear cups from now on?" Naruto winced as the CIT tried to kick Alejandro's groin again.

"Yeah, we better…" Duncan groaned weakly, "I think she's sadist."

"Duh, she is a one!" The aspiring villain scoffed.

"WHO THE HELL DID SAID THAT?!" The CIT turned around with a shout and it cost her as Alejandro knocks her out with a lucky hook to left temple.

"Alejandro wins the challenge and he just gets an advantage for his team in the final challenge!" Chris announced as the Laughing Wolf team cheered, "Wake Courtney up and get ready for the final challenge. Let's go!" He walked away, followed by the teams as two of the snail members carried the CIT.

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The travelers stare at the familiar course that almost everyone knows from the tv show and the queen bee grit her teeth. "Chris, why do you keep ripped thing off the shows?!" Heather growled.

"Your final challenge is the Wipeout Sweeper!" Chris ignored the queen bee with a cheesy grin as he gestured at the sweeper course, "The rules are simple…The players will stand on the platforms and they have to jump over the rotating horizontal arms. You're out if you fall off the platform and take a plummet into ice-cold water…" He turned his head to them with a sadistically smirk, "Which is infested with piranha, last one standing wins!"

"Um…Won't the piranhas be frozen since we're in…" Lindsay slowly raised her hand up before the mutated piranha jumped out of the water with a snarl, "Never mind."

"Wait, are these the same piranhas from the island?" Beth pointed out.

"Yep." The host chuckled evilly, "Laughing Wolves, for win the last challenge, I will take two players out from each team!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone cried out.

"That's right, you better pray that your team can outlast the other teams." Chris snickered at the fuming travelers, "Penguins, I will take Eva and Jo out…"

"Oh, fuck you!" Eva scowled and the jockette crossed her arms with a grunt.

"Dragonfly, say bye-bye to Duncan and B!" The host grinned, "Zoey and Shawn will have to support the snails from the sideline."

"But that means we only have nine players left." Scarlett muttered.

"And I care because…?" Chris rolled his eyes, "Take your place and wait for my signal."

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**(Confessional)**

"Not gonna lie but I'm glad that Chris took me out of the game." Duncan shrugged, "I don't think I can make it to the end because my balls are still sore from Courtney's kick…Ugh, why does she always go for the balls? Do she have any ideas how it really hurt?!"

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"And go!" The host announced with blaring air horn before the horizontal arm start to routing around slowly and some travelers have a little hard time to get over it, like Max and Owen. The routing arm start to speed up and before anyone know it, Owen was first to drop out. Max follow him next and Staci drop out with Lindsay, the bombshell got distracted by the chatterbox's ramble about something involve her ancestor and the discovery of Greenland.

"I gotta say that Chris actually made that challenge look better than Wipeout show." Topher smirked, "But I can come up with a challenge that is way awesome than…" The arm smack him off the platform as it send him into the water and Sam jump over the arm but his feet just hit the arm, tripping him down into the water with a scream.

"Sam!" The rich woman gasped before the arm knocks her off the platform, followed by Sugar and Tyler. The CIT glance at the other teams with a sneer, she notice that the redhead just jump over the bar with an ease until an idea appear in her head as a smirk appear on her face. She wait until the bar get closer to the redhead.

"Naruto, your daughter is getting too close to the water!" Courtney shouted.

"Nani?!" Naruto turned his head around to see that Maeve was just fine since she was building a snowman with Zoey and before he know it, the bar knock him off the platform as Gwen fall down with him since her platform was right next to the redhead.

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**(Confessional)**

"That's not cool." Gwen crossed her arms with a deadly glare, "Do you have any idea how worried we were? Not even Scott would do that."

_***Static***_

"Damn right." Scott muttered, "There are some lines that I won't cross."

_***Static***_

"Why are they so mad about it?" Courtney scoffed, "Maeve is fine! I know it's wrong but I will do anything to win the game!"

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After a while, Mike was the only penguin left and he was thankful that Svetlana took over his body for a while. The snails only have Brick and Lightning, the CIT just got out early after she got hit by a shoe from Heather before the bar got the queen bee. The unpredictable man glances at the other remaining players, Rodney, Justin, Sky and Ezekiel managed to stay in the game…The bar sweep the model off his feet, sending him into the water and Mike was about to jump over it but the bar suddenly speed up again. "What the…" Mike fall down with a bloodcurdling scream.

"And the penguin is first team to be wiped out!" Chris smirked, "But the question is which team will win it?" Rodney get knock off with Lightning and Brick and they all fall down with a huge splash, soaking the host and the travelers. "…Crying Dragonfly wins the challenge…" The host muttered as he pulled the snarling piranha out of his hair before he flicks it away, "And their reward is…" Chef passed the trophies out to the dragonfly members, "Gold Sweeper trophy!" It was a gold miniature wipeout sweeper before the host push a button on the bottom of the trophy as the miniature arm start to routing around, "Check it out! It come with routing arm, how cool is that?"

"Very awesome." Leshawna rolled her eyes.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"It must be one of these bad days for you, penguins." The host grinned at the travelers before he waves the clipboard around with a bewildered expression, "I just got the result and honestly, I'm really shocked right now…The travelers that will get the shrimps are…" Chris tossed the shrimps at the travelers, "Mike, Dave, Noah, Topher, Anne Maria, Heather, Gwen, Sam, Dawn, DJ and Jo." He glanced at Owen and Eva, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The bodybuilder crossed her arms with a sneer.

"…" The oaf fidgeted with his fingers nervously.

"…Eva!" Chris announced as everyone gasped loudly, "Yeah, very shocked."

"I'm eliminated?" Owen muttered with widened eyes.

"Yeah, you have one more vote than Eva." The host replied, "Sorry but it's your time to go."

"Okay…" The oaf climbed into the lifeboat with a sad pout before the host gives him a cash bag with something extra, "Wait, what's that?" He held up a large ruby gem, "Why do I have that?"

"It's a special thank-you." Chris grinned, "If it wasn't for you, we will never have our second to current season."

"Huh?" Gwen raised her eyebrow.

"If he turned the million down in the first season, we will only have one season and that would be the end of Total Drama as we know it…" The host grinned.

"…You mean…" Heather blinked, "The reason why we are doing all these twisted challenges is because of Owen?"

"Oh yeah!" Chris chuckled as he turned back to the shocked oaf, "Thank and I'll see you later…" He dropped the lifeboat into the ocean, "Not!"

"…I can't believe it…" Noah rubbed his temple and almost everyone agreed with him.

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**(Bridge)**

"Wow, I still can't believe that we have a new season with all the contestants and we are really spoiling them!" The host grinned.

"Because of the stupid producers and the lawyers." Chef grunted, "Fuck them."

"Shush!" Chris waved him off, "Anyway…We just kicked several travelers out right away but we're just getting started with our season! What kind of drama will we see? How many challenges are there? How long will our new season last for? Where will we go to next? Who will be the next travelers to get in the loser-boats? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

"…Want to bet on who will be the villain?" Chris glanced at the cooker, "Fifty bucks say it's Courtney and there will be only one."

"You're on." The cooker smirked, "I say there will be more than one."

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_Laughing Wolf: Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, Dakota, Ella, Izzy, Jasmine, Justin, Lindsay, Naruto, Rodney, Samey, Trent_

_Screaming Penguin: Anne Maria, Dave, Dawn, DJ, Eva, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Mike, Noah, Sam, Topher_

_Crying Dragonfly: Amy, B, Beth, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Leshawna, Scott, Staci, Sky, Tyler_

_Killer Snail: Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Courtney, Katie, Lightning, Max, Scarlett, Shawn, Sugar, Zoey_

_Eliminated: Beardo, Leonard, Owen, Sadie_

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_**Random WDL Fact: In the early development, Chef was supposed to be Naruto's father before it was decided to be Chris.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-one chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Did anyone like the new stuffs that have been introduced in this chapter?**

**Anyone like the new looks? I really suck with clothes but that would be what I think the cast would wear after the timeskip.**

**Once again, the contestants will go on another world tour but in a luxury cruise and some travelers are starting to suspect that it was too good to be true. Maybe you will find out the reason or not, who know?**

**Before anyone says it, Maeve is four years old so it's normal when she get very shy or scared in a large crowd. Also I read that the children do not have any abilities to form memories until they are four to seven years old so it's normal that Maeve may not remember most of the cast, plus my cousin's children was like that when I meet them for the first time and they don't remember me after a few days.**

**I know that not everyone have some screen time but it's because there are many people this season and it will be like the tv show where your favorite characters show up but don't have any lines. Don't worry, everyone will have their time and there will be some chapter where it will focus on someone else than Naruto.**

**So far, we have seen that some characters have got in a relationship during the timeskip and few contestants have a crush on each other.**

**Each chapters will take a while to come out and it's possible that some challenges from past will show up again.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	32. Odyssey: A Lucky Streak

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some question won't be answer to avoid the spoilers. Sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Pairing route: I still can't answer that question, you have to wait a little longer.**

**Coldblue: 3) No, she won't get too violent when she get scared. 4) He don't go to college yet because he want Gwen to go first since they have to watch after Maeve, plus he always get busy with his career due to his popularity.**

**Djinn: She's real so don't worry about DJ.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-two chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 32: Odyssey: A Lucky Streak**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the cast come back for one more season after a long hiatus and it turn out that some travelers were forced to come back." Chris chuckled with an evil grin, "There was so many new things added to the Total Drama like a luxury cruise and moneys with a lot of gold! The teams went through several challenges and there was some shockingly elimination like Owen. While it was going down, we have seen that Courtney didn't change at all and she was so villainous this time! We have a lot of questions…What kind of challenges will they face? Will there be some drama? Who will take the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Dining Room)**

"I still can't believe that O's gone." Lindsay poked her breakfast with a sad expression, "I miss him already."

"We all miss him too, dattebayo." Naruto patted the bombshell's back as the travelers ate their breakfast, "At least he won't get hurt since he don't have to do any challenges now, dattebayo."

"Well, since you put it in that way…" The bombshell nodded and Duncan was about to eat his breakfast but some chewed foods fall into his bowl, courtesy of Ezekiel.

"…I'm not hungry now." The punk pushed his bowl away with a grunt, sometime he hate it when Ezekiel act like a dog.

"Maggots, get ready for the toughest challenge ever!" Chef's voice roared out of the PA as the travelers jumped up in air, "Your challenge will start as soon as we reach Russia!"

"…Why do I have a bad feeling about that?" Trent muttered to himself, glancing at the loudspeaker.

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**(Russia)**

"Listen up, maggots!" Chef marched up to the travelers in his army uniform, "Today I am in charge and my order is to put you in my boot camp…"

"Seriously?" Courtney crossed her arms with a scowl as she remembers the boot camp challenge in the first season, "You decide to bring a challenge back? Compare to the other challenges, it'll be a walk in…"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The cooker roared in the scared CIT's face, "DID I GIVE YOU AN PERMISSION TO SPEAK?!"

"No…" The CIT shook her head.

"WHAT DID I JUST SAID?!" Chef glared at the quiet CIT, "Now, your first challenge…" He gestured at the course, "Training course! You will have to hop over the tires but watch where you step because some of them are rigged with traps…" A pole suddenly shot out of a tire, "Then you will crawl under the barbed wires…"

"In the mud?!" Dave cut the cooker off with a scream, pointing at the mile-long barbed wires.

"SHUT YOUR DAMN PIEHOLE!" The cooker roared at the Indian man before he turns back to the course, "Where was I? Oh yeah…After that, you have to climb up the giant wall, using one of these ropes…" The travelers dropped their jaws at the barbed wire ropes as Ella was about to say something before Naruto stop her since he know that Chef will yell at her, "And finally, you will dodge the meatballs, firing from the interns, by crawling though the ditch until you cross the finish line. Here's the catch…"

"I'm out!" The Indian man held his hands up, "I'm not gonna crawl around in filthy mud and dirt!"

"What?!" Heather scowled, "You have to do it because you have no choice!"

"No, I won't do it…" Dave huffed with crossed arms, "I'll make it up in the next challenge…"

"We have first quitter!" Chef grabbed the Indian man's shoulder, "I was gonna say that there are some catch…Whoever drop out during the training course won't make it to the next challenge and they will stay in the hole!"

"…Wait, what?" The Indian man blinked.

"What hole?"Harold glanced around and Chef gives them an evil smirk.

* * *

"LET ME OUT!" Dave cried out as everyone stared at the large deeper hole that was covered up with iron bars, "I'll do the challenge, just get me out of here!"

"TOO BAD, QUITTER!" The cooker poured mud into the hole, earning a bloodcurdling scream from the Indian man before he turn back to the teams. "Your challenge starts…NOW!" Everyone quickly ran away from him, "GO! GO! GO!"

"How the hell did Chris get this challenge approved?!" Geoff cried out before a boxing glove knock him away with an uppercut as it flew out of a tire.

* * *

**(Chris)**

"Ah, now that's a life." The host lied on the lounge chair as he took a sip out of his coconut drink, "Right, Maeve?"

"Yeah, nya!" Maeve nodded with a giggle before she holds an empty cup up, "Can I have another juice?"

"Oh, intern!" Chris snapped his fingers and the intern pour orange into the little girl's cup.

* * *

Cameron and Sam was first to drop out after the bubble boy accidentally triggered the sleeping gas trap. Tyler hop over a tire before a pole shot into his groin and the clumsy jock drop on his knees with a whimper. "My sympathy to you." Alejandro flipped over the jock and he made it to the barbed wires before he crawls under the wires, followed by several travelers.

"Um…" Rodney attempted to get under the wires but it was difficult for his large body, "Can I skip that part?"

"No." Chef grunted with crossed arms, "You can either try again or go to the hole."

"Um…" The country man tried to get under the wires several times before he give up, "Sometime I hate to be a giant…"

"Oh, I hear you there." Jasmine agreed, she was lucky that she was skinny enough to get under the wires.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"This challenge should be illegal." Blaineley muttered, "I mean…Barbed wires as a rope?! Are they try to make us bleed out?!"

_***Static***_

"I'm gonna let you on a little secret…" Chef whispered with his hand, "The barbed ropes? They're actually fake, it's all rubbers." He chuckled evilly, "I want to mess with their minds and see if I can trick some maggots to drop out right away."

_***Static***_

"…Wait, we weren't supposed to use barbed ropes?" A random intern swallowed his Adam's apple as he glanced at the paper in his hands, "…I'm so confusing…"

_***Static***_

"Who has two thumbs and just switched the memo?" Chris pointed at himself with his thumbs, "This guy!"

* * *

Harold lift his head up from the midfield before he vomit the mud out nonstop and Chef shook his head at the nerd.

* * *

Heather stares at the barbed rope, rubbing her chin until Topher walk up to the rope and an idea appear in her head. Before the host wannabe know it, the queen bee tore his shirt off and Topher release a high-pitched shriek as he tried to cover himself while Heather wrap his shirt around her hands.

* * *

Amy peek out of the ditch and the meatball smash into her forehead as Lightning laugh at her before another meatball slam into the sport jock's face.

* * *

Sugar jump off the wall, landing on her feet and she was about to run into the ditch but a meatball smash into her stomach as it send her back to the wall with a heavy thump.

* * *

"How the hell did you end up like that?" Chef raised his eyebrow at Tyler as the clumsy jock attempted to get the entangled wires, all the cooker knows is that he just looked away from Tyler for one minute and there was one thing that he kept wondering about… 'How the fuck can you trip in the middle of the midfield?!'

* * *

Jo and Eva cross the finish line at same time before they start to argue with each other about the first place and they never notice Chef's eyeroll.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…Wow…" Courtney panted heavily, "That's a…Toughest boot…Camp ever!"

_***Static***_

"I'm really worried about the next challenge…" Gwen crossed her arms with a nervous expression.

* * *

Cody crawl across the finish line with a heavy pant before Chef checks something on his clipboard and he turn around to the teams. "Congrats, maggots, you have completed the first mission with several casualties." The cooker removed his hat, "Let's have a moment of silence for Dave, Sam, Cameron, Rodney, Harold, Lindsay, Topher, Katie, Max, Geoff, Staci, Noah, Justin and Ella..."

"Yo!" Geoff waved from the hole, "We're not dead!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Chef shouted at the hole before he turn back to the teams, "Now…I'm gonna give you the final challenge." He walked away from them, "Follow me!"

"Um…" Beth glanced at the hole, "What about these guys?"

"Leave them there." The cooker grunted as the teams slowly followed him, "They're gonna stay in the hole until the end of challenge…"

"…I don't have my shirt and I'm so cold…" Topher whined inside the hole, he never got his ripped shirt back.

* * *

**(Woods)**

The first thing that the travelers saw was an large crate and some travelers glance at each other nervously as the cooker walk up to them with an cruel smirk. "Your final challenge is…" Chef kicked the crate open to reveal a stack of paintball guns, "Paintball War! Team with last man standing wins the challenge and the team that get wipe out first will face the elimination…"

"Huh?" Duncan raised his eyebrow as he crossed his arms with a scoff, "That's so lame…"

"Oh really?" The cooker pulled his walkie-talkie out, "Interns, swap the paintball with stinkball…The one with skunk's urine." He glanced at the punk, "Thank, Duncan, if you didn't tell me how lame it was, I'll never think of swap the balls."

The punk glance around to see some scowls from his fellow travelers, "…My bad."

"I'm pretty sure that everyone knows the rules of paintball war." Chef glanced at the nodding travelers, "If you get hit, you're out…That's it…Oh yeah, friendly fire counts so you better be careful with your aim. Interns, send them to their destination!" The interns led the teams away from each other.

* * *

"So what's our plan?" Trent asked.

"How about…" Samey rubbed her arm, "We split up in four teams?"

"Oh, that's not bad idea, dattebayo." Naruto nodded as he glanced at his teammates, "So who's going with who?"

"I'll go with Jasmine." Alejandro winked at the giant woman and Jasmine look away with a lightly blush as several wolves rolled their eyes at the Latino villain.

* * *

"No, I say we'll split up and take everyone out!" Jo glared at the bodybuilder.

"No!" Eva growled, "I say we stick together!"

"I can't believe what I'm gonna say but I'm with Jo on this one." Heather crossed her arms with a huff.

"Can we just pair up?" Dawn tilted her head as some penguins stared at her, "There are eight of us and I think it would be very wise to have a partner…"

"Yeah, she's right." DJ rubbed his head and almost everyone just shrug their shoulders.

* * *

"So everyone get it now?" Leshawna glanced at her teammates after she explained everything about her plan.

"Um…" Tyler scratched his hair confusingly, "Can you go over it one more time?"

""Tell you what." Duncan rolled his eyes, "You go with Leshawna and we don't have to worry about you for now." The clumsy jock seems to be unsure about it until Leshawna pats his shoulder.

"Don't worry about it, Tyler." The sassy woman smiled and Tyler gives her a nod.

* * *

"Your challenge starts…" Chef's voice echoed throughout the forest, "NOW!"

"Okay, everyone have to stick together!" Courtney said until she noticed that her teammates just split up, "HEY! What did I just said?!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"We are really lucky that the other teams lose some of their men and women." Brick fidgeted, "I hope we don't end up in elimination ceremony again."

* * *

Mike and DJ tiptoes through the forest, glancing around for any signs of their opponents. "Don't you think it's weird that we didn't run into anyone since the beginning?" DJ whispered.

"Yeah, it's really weird…" Mike agreed before they jump at the sound of a breaking twig right behind them and they suddenly fire at the source.

"Did we hit anything?" The Jamaican giant asked and they both blink at the empty spot before several stinkballs hit them in back, causing them to turn around with a disgusted groan. "Ezekiel?" The said man hop across the trees with an crazed laughter, it turn out that the feral man has been stalking them around for a while until he find the perfect time to take them out.

"_Mike out! DJ out!"_

"Oh man, that really reeks!" The unpredictable man gagged at the stinky clothes, "How long do you think we will smell like that for?"

"…I hope they have tomato juice." DJ muttered before the masked interns led them away from the woods.

* * *

"Lightning will be the one that will get the victory for his team." Lightning quickly moved between the tree before he dives into the bush as soon as he spot something nearby and he notice that it was B and Beth. The sport jock aim at them before he fire his paintball gun at them and he smirk as soon as he hit B right in his stomach, only to widened his eyes as Beth took the sport jock out with a lucky shot.

"_B out! Lightning out!"_

"That was so close…" Beth wiped her forehead, she was lucky that Lightning just miss her by a hair.

* * *

Cody and Naruto run into three different teams at same time, the geek glance at Anne Maria with Eva, Scott with Amy, and Sugar with Brick. 'What to do?' Cody gulped, 'What to do? What to…' An idea pop in his head and he know it was an double-edged as the geek quickly give his paintball gun to the redhead, causing everyone to raise their eyebrows.

"Cody, why did you just give me…" Naruto attempted to ask something but the geek cut him off.

"Everyone here called you a tomato behind your back!" The geek cried out and the redhead froze with a twitching eyebrow as everyone paled.

"…What was that?" The redhead asked with a strained smile, "Did you just called me a…"

"N-N-No, it's a lie!" Brick waved his hands around.

"Y-Y-Yeah, it's totally a lie…" Scott chuckled nervously.

"TOMATO!" Cody shouted again.

"THAT'S IT, DATTEBAYO!" Naruto fired his paintball guns at the screaming travelers in rage as some travelers fired back, "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A TOMATO, DATTEBAYO!"

"_Anne Maria out! Scott out! Sugar out! Brick out! Cody out! Eva out! Amy out! Naruto out!"_

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I regret nothing." The geek coughed out, "Nothing at all!"

* * *

Several players have been eliminated within two hours and Jo was the only penguin left in the game. She was on her guard, crawling though several bushes until she spot Shawn and Zoey as they search around the cave and she was about to fire at them but something hit her in the back of her head. "What the…" Jo glanced behind to see Courtney with a smug smirk.

"_Jo out! Screaming Penguins is out!"_

"See?" Courtney crossed her arms as Zoey and Shawn walked up to her, "I told you that I'm suitable to be the leader of the…" Several stinkballs cut her off as they plummeted into the screaming snails, courtesy of Ezekiel.

"_Courtney out! Zoey out! Shawn out! Killer Snail is out!"_

"FUCK!" The CIT stomped around, "That's not fair!"

"Actually, it is…" Zoey held her hands up before she slowly back away from the growling CIT.

* * *

Alejandro and Jasmine sneak around, they found out that they are the only wolves left and they have to take the dragonfly out before it's too late. "Who's left in the dragonfly team?" Jasmine asked.

"If I remember correctly, there are Duncan, Sky and Ezekiel." Alejandro whispered. Before they know it, Duncan and Sky suddenly stood up from the boulder and they fired at the remaining wolves.

"_Alejandro out! Jasmine out! Laughing Wolf is out! End of the game!"_

"Thank goodness for Leshawna's plan." Sky released her breath, she has been sitting behind the boulder with Duncan for hours and she was lucky that the wolves show up before her legs fall asleep on her.

* * *

"Crying Dragonfly is the winner and their reward is…" Chef walked up to the dragonfly team before he pass several cases out to them, "Gold medals!"

"Sweet." Tyler held the medal up, "It totally looks like a medal of honor…Wait, is that your face on it?" It turned out that there was an emblem of Chef in the middle of the medal.

"You have a problem with it?" The cooker glared as the clumsy jock shook his head nervously, "Good…Screaming Penguin, you were the first team to be wipe out so report to the deck of shame and cast your votes for any unlucky bastard that you want to send home."

"Man, someone needs to help the team out more because they just cost us the game." Dave crossed his arms with a snort, never notice the glares from his teammates.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

Chris gives the penguins a cheesy grin, "Did everyone enjoy the boot camp?"

"Hell no." Several travelers muttered quietly.

"Good!" The host chuckled as Chef carried the tray, "The lucky travelers that get the shrimps are…" The cooker tossed the shrimps out as the host called out for their names, "Heather, Topher, Gwen, DJ, Dawn, Anne Maria, Mike, Noah, Eva and Sam…" He glanced at Dave and Jo, "Dave, Jo, you are in bottom two…Dave, you give up right away and didn't even lift a finger to help your team out because you don't want to get dirty…Jo, you should have watch your back but you didn't and your team have to face the elimination…The final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The Indian man just crossed his arms, believing that he will have second chance.

"…" The jockette crossed her arms with a scowl.

"…Jo!" Chris announced with a grin.

"WHAT?!" Dave cried out with a gasp as his former teammates smirked at him, "You all vote for me? WHY?! UGH! You're just a bunch of…" He never finished his sentence as Chef toss him in the lifeboat with the cash bag and the Indian man was about to say something but the cooker fill the lifeboat with something. "What's that?" Dave raised something up with his hands.

"Bear shit." Chef grinned evilly and the Indian man release a bloodcurdling scream before the lifeboat drop into the sea as the cooker turn around to the gaping travelers. "…Nah, it was just mud."

"Are you sure?" Mike asked.

"Yes, I'm pretty sure." The cooker walked away, "…I think."

* * *

**(Hallway)**

Naruto walk down the hallway until he stop in his track as he hear a hum from his right and he glance to see the ballroom's opening door before he step into the room to see Ella. The princess wannabe was humming a song as she dance across the room with her eyes closed and the smiling redhead lean against the doorway with crossed arms. He watches on as Ella twirl around several times until she open her eyes and her face turn red as soon as she saw Naruto. "O-O-Oh, how long have you been here for?" Ella fidgeted with her fingers shyly.

"Just now." Naruto grinned, "I don't know that you're pretty awesome at dance too, dattebayo."

"Thank." The princess wannabe tucked the hairs behind her ear before she get an idea, "Um…Naruto…Can you do something for me?"

"Hai?" The redhead tilted his head.

"Will you dance with me for a bit?" Ella asked.

"Sure." Naruto chuckled as he takes her hands and they start to dance around the ballroom for a while. The princess wannabe starts to hum a song as she glance up at the redhead before he twirl her around and he pull her closer, their dance start to slow down until it stop.

"Thank for the dance." The princess wannabe smiled before she peck his cheek with a faintly blush.

"You're welcome, dattebayo." The redhead hugged her with a chuckle and Ella stare at him for a while before she take a deep breath.

"Naruto…" Ella blushed as he blinked at her, "…I want you to know that I…Um…I really…"

"Daddy?" They both jumped at the voice and they turned around to see Maeve as she peek into the ballroom. "What are you doing?"

"Oh, we were dancing." The princess wannabe smiled with a giggle and the redhead nod.

"Really?!" Maeve quickly ran up to them, "Daddy, nya! Can I dance with princess?" The redhead glanced at the nodding princess wannabe.

"Sure, you can." Naruto grinned and the little girl cheered.

"Come here, little one." Ella giggled as the giggling little girl quickly takes hold of her hands and they dance around while the redhead watches on with a smile.

* * *

The next day, the travelers was snoring in their rooms until the blaring horn wake everyone up and some of them walk out of the rooms with a grumble. "Why the hell do they always wake us up early in the morning?" Beth rubbed her eyes.

"Who know?" Lindsay covered her yawning mouth.

"Do you think we will get another challenge?" Rodney whispered to Max.

"It's possible." Max groaned.

"Of course, we will or they just want to irritate everyone by wake us up early." Noah muttered and almost everyone agreed with him.

"Oh, I wish!" Chris' chuckling voice rang out of the PA as the travelers sighed, "Everyone, come to the dining room for your challenge!"

"Mommy, is it breakfast time?" Maeve rubbed her eyes sleepily.

"Not yet, sweeties, you can go back to bed." Gwen whispered to her daughter with a coo.

"Okay, love you, mommy, nya…" The little girl hugged her mother before she return to her bedroom with a yawn.

"We better get Chris to sound-proofing her room, dattebayo." Naruto stretched his arms out.

"Yeah, he better do it right away." The goth woman sighed.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

Some travelers raise their eyebrow at a large screen and they turn around to see their host with a cheesy grin. "You all must be very starving right now but don't worry about it because our morning challenge will fill you up." Chris gestured at the screen as the travelers can see the shuffling pictures of foods, "Your morning challenge is…Don't Hurl Up, Bro!"

"Say what?" Leshawna raised her eyebrow.

"Here are the rules…" The host started to explain as he ignored the sassy woman, "Each team will take a turn to push this button…" He gestured at the large red button on the table, "And the team has to eat whatever they lands on. There are two different kinds of meal…" The screen stop on a steamy soup before it switches to a rotting moldy soup, "Best and worse. If you puke, you're out of the game!"

"…Wait." Zoey raised her hand after she realized something, "Morning challenge? Does that mean we have…"

"Another challenge?" Chris finished her sentence with a grin, "Yeah, we're gonna have two separate challenges in one day…" Everyone glanced at each other worriedly, "But don't worry because they both are reward challenges! Let's start with Laughing Wolf!" Izzy run up to the button with a crazed giggle and she push it down as everyone glance at the screen.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh no…" Alejandro groaned into his hands, "I was hoping that there won't be any disgusting challenge this season…Ugh! It's good thing that it's just a reward challenge or I'll be gone!"

* * *

"The wolf gets…" The host grinned as the screen stop on a picture, "Cricket pie!"

"A what?!" Trent widened his eyes as Chef placed the fresh-baked pie in front of the wolves.

"Cricket pie…" Chef kissed his fingers, "Filled with fried crickets and a secret ingredient."

"What kind of ingredient did you used?" Harold asked from the sideline.

"What part of 'secret ingredient' don't you understand?" The cooker glared at the nerd.

"I was just asking, gosh!" The nerd crossed his arms. Alejandro glances at his teammates as they eat their pie slices slowly and he slowly bites into his slice before he gags with a green face.

"What's the matter?" Chris laughed at Alejandro, "You don't look very well…" He quickly ducks under the projecting vomit, "Alejandro's out!" He glanced at the wolves as they finished their pie, "Snails, you're up!"

"Ooh, I hope we'll land on a yummy food!" Sugar pushed the button with a squeal.

"Killer Snail gets…" The host grinned, "Escargot!"

"That's great!" Courtney smirked before she screams out with her teammates as Chef placed the moving snails on the table, "That's not escargot! It's alive!"

"Actually, it is." Chris grinned evilly as the cooker snickered, "Some people like to eat their escargots alive. Dig in!"

"...What if I don't want to eat it?" Bridgette asked.

"Then you're out of the game." The host replied as he pulled a chicken hat out, "And you have to wear the hat for the rest of the day."

"Give me the hat." The surfer woman sighed, she wish that they get land on any vegetables or fruits instead of living creatures. Lightning almost throw up but he managed to hold it in until Max vomit over the table and the sport jock just lose it as the snails finished their escargots with disgusted expressions.

"Ooh, the snails better pray that some dragonflies drop dead because dragonfly is next." Chris chortled as Sky pushed the button, "And the Crying Dragonfly gets…Pho!"

"All right!" Geoff cheered at their luck before Chef gives them the largest bowls, "Um…I don't think that the bowls are supposed to be this big…" The bowl was two-time large than a usual pho bowl that the party man sometime ate with his girlfriend in a restaurant.

"Oh, I know I forget something." The host smacked his forehead with a evil laugh, "Must be my age…If you happens to get the best food, they will be larger than your usual food and you better finish them all to pass the round."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Well, at least we don't have to eat anything gross for now." Leshawna shrugged, "I'm pretty sure that no one will throw up right away."

_***Static***_

"I'm so psyched to show off my new mad skill!" Harold threw some kung fu moves out, "With my mad eating skill, I can finish that pho bowl within two minutes!"

* * *

The nerd throw up all over the floor as Chris shake his head with a frown, "Harold, Harold…Didn't anyone tell you to not to eat too fast or you'll get sick? Either way, you're out."

"Why am I not surprised by that?" Duncan deadpanned, finished his bowl with his teammates.

"Penguins, you're next!" The host announced right away as Jo smash her fist on the button, "And you get…Stinky and soggy cheese!"

"Ew!" Almost everyone shivered as Chef carried the cheese with gas mask and he sliced it in pieces before the penguins pick their piece up with hesitance. Topher take a bite before he throw up on DJ's laps by accident, causing the Jamaican giant to vomit all over the table.

* * *

Blaineley lift a soup up to her face before an eyeball float up to the surface and the blonde woman stuck her head under the table, throwing up all over the floor as some wolves gagged.

* * *

Cameron was about to take a bite of the brown slop, only to scream out as the slop suddenly jump on his face.

* * *

Chris and Chef laughing at B as the tentacles attempt to stab the silent man with a fork and B fight back with a spoon.

* * *

Dawn stare at the large streak before she put her chicken hat on with a blank expression.

* * *

Tyler shiver at the sight of the fried chicken before he takes a bite, only to scream out as the living chicken poke its head out with a cluck and Chef chuckled evilly with a thumb-up.

* * *

Staci talk to her teammates with filling mouth and she accidently spit some chewed maggots out, causing Leshawna and Beth to lose their snacks.

* * *

"Wolves get the fox meat!" Chris announced with a grin before Naruto walk past him with a chicken hat, "Sorry, son!" He laughed at the pouting redhead as he sits down with crossed arms.

* * *

Rodney lick his lips as Chef placed a soup in front of him and the country man was about to eat it before the soup suddenly sprout tentacles out, attacking the screaming country man.

* * *

Scott stares at the shark fin soup nervously before he screams out as soon as Fang jump out of the soup. "…The fuck?" Noah dropped his jaw.

* * *

Heather chew on a piece of haggis with green face, fighting the urge to vomit but she don't make it and Noah throw up right away.

* * *

After several rounds, it was the laughing wolf's turn and they only have Jasmine left. "Jasmine, you get…" Chris glanced at the screen before he groans in disgust, "Sheep's head!"

"Say what?!" Jasmine choked out as Chef placed a plate on the table and the travelers grimaced at the sight of cooked sheep's head. "…Um…" The giant woman glanced at her teammates, "Sorry, guys…I'm giving up."

"It's okay, we won't even eat that, dattebayo." Naruto muttered and his teammates agreed with him.

"And now we have five people left in the game…" Chris glanced at the five remaining players, "Shawn, Sugar, Ezekiel, Jo and Eva! You all will have an eating contest and whoever finishes their meal first wins the challenge! Chef, bring it out!" The cooker carried something out and the travelers dropped at the minivan-sized hamburgers as Chef put them down on the contestants' plates. "On your mark…" The host grinned as the players tensed up, "And…Chow!" The five players quickly eat their hamburgers.

"Whoa, they are really going at it like the pigs back at home." Rodney whistled.

"It looks like it's gonna be close one…" Justin muttered and everyone can see that the players were almost done with their hamburgers.

"And the winner is…" The host said as everyone leaned in closer before Ezekiel holds his empty plate up with a drool, "Ezekiel!" The dragonfly team cheered, "The Crying Dragonfly wins the challenge and their reward is…" Chris gestured at Chef as the cooker pass something out to the dragonflies, "A gold plate!"

"…That's it?" Duncan deadpanned, "You mean you made us went though these stuffs for a fucking plate?!"

"Which happens to be gold!" Chris grinned before the dragonfly team throws their plates at him, "Our next challenge will start at noon so I'll see you later!" The host ran away with an evil laugh.

"I seriously hope that the next challenge doesn't involve something with foods…" Sky sighed.

"It better not be…" Everyone said at same time.

* * *

**(Deck)**

Justin take a sip out of his soda before he notice Beth as she rest on the lounge chair and the model decide to sit down on the empty chair next to the farmer woman. "Hey, Beth…" Justin grinned, "How you do?"

"O-O-Oh, good!" Beth giggled shyly with a blush, "W-W-What about you?"

"Beside these insane challenges, I'm also doing good too." The model replied and they sat there in silence for a while until Justin decides to break it since it was getting too quiet. "Um…I'm curious about something, are you and Brady still seeing each other?"

"Nah, we broke up a couple years ago." The farmer woman shook her head.

"Oh, sorry." Justin rubbed his head, "I don't know…"

"It's okay." Beth giggled, "I have already move on and right now, I'm free on market now."

"To the single-hood." The model smirked.

"To the single-hood." The farmer woman smiled as they rested on the chairs before she turn her head to the model, "So what are you doing tonight?"

"Nothing, you?" Justin glanced at her.

"Same …" Beth fidgeted with her fingers, "…Um…Want to…"

"Dinner with me?" The model winked as she nodded, "Sure, it's a date."

"D-D-D-Date?" The farmer woman blushed before she faint right away.

"…Still get it." Justin rested his head on hands with a smirk.

* * *

**(Sundeck)**

Several hours went by and the travelers gather around in front of their host after he called out for them. "Are you ready for your challenge?" Chris grinned at the scowling travelers, "Good! Your challenge is pretty simple…Complete your 3D statue puzzle! You have to find your statue's pieces, which are hidden somewhere on this ship…"

"Oh, like this challenge in the world tour season?" Zoey raised her hand.

"Right!" The host nodded as Chef passed the pictures out to the teams, "Each team gets their own statue and they have to find seven pieces of their statue, which is marked with their team's mascot…Dragonfly, you get Charioteer of Delphi."

"Quick question." Sky raised her eyebrow, "The statues are replica, right?"

"Yeah, we told this intern to build us some statues." Chris grinned before an intern suddenly run toward the rail and he jump over with a scream.

"KENNY, COME BACK!" The second intern screamed over the rail, "Watch out for the sharks…KENNY, NOOO!"

"Penguins, you get Nara Daibutsu." The host said quickly to catch the travelers' attention again, "Snails, you get Mermaid of Copenhagen, aka Little Mermaid. Wolf, you get Kailashnath Mahadev statue…If you find all seven pieces, you have to bring them back to your team's platform…" He gestured at the colored platform, "And assembles them together. Whoever finishes the statue first wins the challenge! And…" Chris blew his air horn, "GO!" The teams quickly ran away.

"…You forget to tell them about the bear, some booby-traps and Fang." Chef glanced at Chris before they both snicker evilly.

* * *

**(Galley)**

"Where is that stupid thing?" Heather grumbled to herself as she ransacked through several cabinets and she opened the oven, only to scream out as the tentacles spouted out with a screech before the queen bee slam it closed. Heather slowly back away from the oven before she knock a pot down by accident and she was about to pick it up until she saw a piece of statue with her team's mascot. "Finally." The queen bee picked the piece up with a huff.

* * *

**(Hold)**

Amy step over the crate with a grumble, looking through several crates and she was about to give up but she spot something behind the large crate. The evil twin pulls it out to reveal a head piece with her team's mascot, "Yes! One down and…" She froze up as she hears a growl right behind her and Amy slowly turns around to see Fang with an ax.

"Hey, Amy, have you find…" Scott walked into the hold before his face paled as soon as Fang turn around with a maniacal grin.

"TAKE HIM!" Amy ran past the scheming farmer.

"Hey!" The scheming farmer cried out, "Wait up for me!" They both ran away from the mutated shark as the creature swing his ax around like a madman.

* * *

**(Spa)**

Zoey and Katie were looking around for their statute's pieces and the tanned woman glance at the mud bath tub. "Zoey, do you think they would hide something inside the mud bath?" Katie asked.

"It's possible that they would do that." Zoey tapped her cheek, "But we have to be more careful because they will totally rigged it with some traps." The tanned woman nodded before she digs around inside the tub and she pulls something out, revealing a piece.

"I think I got something…" The tanned woman wiped it clean to see that it was her team's piece, "Yeah, we got it!" They cheered together, never notice that something slowly raise up from the mud bath until they finally notice the large shadow and they slowly turn around to see a mud-cladded bear with a chainsaw.

"…RUN!" The indie woman ran away with the screaming tanned woman, followed by the roaring bear with a revving chainsaw.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I still love this bear." Chris held his sides with a evil laughter, "I'm really glad that I renewed Teddy's contact."

* * *

**(Bridge)**

Naruto peek under the chair before he stands up, glancing at Cody as the geek roaming aimlessly through the drawer in a deep thought. "Cody, what's the matter?" Naruto asked.

"Huh?!" Cody snapped out of his mind before he shake his head, "O-O-Oh, nothing! It's just nothing. I was just thinking about something else."

"Like what?" The redhead raised his eyebrow and the geek glanced around before he whispers something in the redhead's ear as Naruto widened his eyes. "Ah, that's why…" He rubbed his chin, "…Do you want my help?"

"But you never did that before." The geek muttered.

"True." Naruto ruffled the geek's hair with a chuckle, "But I bet it's pretty much same like the movies since I did some of these scenes, dattebayo."

Cody raise his index finger up with an opening mouth before he close it, "…Yeah, I guess that counts…I think?"

"I hope it will go well, dattebayo." The redhead said before he blinks at his team's piece inside the trashcan, "Huh? I just found one, even if I was not paying attention, dattebayo."

"…Sometime your luck scared me." The geek deadpanned.

* * *

Brick pick his team's piece up with a grin before a stink bomb drop right on his head, soaking him in process and Bridgette and Cameron slowly back away from the stinky cadet.

* * *

Beth and Sky ran down the hallway with the largest piece as they release a bloodcurdling scream and the mutated squirrels chase them down, firing their lasers at the dragonflies.

* * *

Lindsay lift the piece with a smile, only to gulp as the cannon lowered from the ceiling before it fire the hot sauce at the bombshell as she flew back with a cry.

* * *

Manitoba rub his chin with a frown before he snap his fingers with a smirk and he kick a random crate open to reveal his team's piece, earning an applaud from Anne Maria and DJ. They never notice that Topher just got run over by the rolling boulder, courtesy of the trap that the unpredictable man just triggered.

* * *

Tyler cheer to himself as soon as he find his team's piece before he feel a hot air on his neck and he glance over his shoulder to see the bear with chainsaw, causing the clumsy jock to scream out as he ran away from the psycho bear.

* * *

Max and Courtney were arguing as they play tug-of-war with the piece after they found it at same time and they never notice a eyeroll from Bridgette.

* * *

The bear ran up to the deck with a roar until he notice that he was alone and the creature shrug its shoulders before it sit down on the lounge chair for a short break, never realize that he was sitting on top of B as the silent man covered his mouth in a silent scream.

* * *

Heather look around the ballroom before she decides to check the curtain and to her surprise, she found three different pieces. "Let's see what do we have here…" The queen bee muttered as she checks the pieces to see that one of them belong to her team and she notice that the other pieces belong to dragonfly and snail. An idea pop in her head, causing her to form an evil smirk and she switched the team's mascots after she found out that they were stickers.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Maeve munch her chocolate bar happily until she notice the camera, "…Don't tell mommy and daddy, nya!" The little girl hid the bar behind her back as she give the camera a puppy eyes, "They said no chocolate until dinner, nya. It's not dinner time, nya."

* * *

**(Deck)**

The Killer Snail was first to reach the platform after they found their last piece and they start to work on their statue as Crying Dragonfly show up, followed by Screaming Penguin. The Laughing Wolf shows up a few minutes late, due to the fact that they have to rescue Dakota from the bear and Fang. "Ooh, it's neck to neck!" Chris grinned at the working teams, "I can't tell which team will win!"

"What the hell?!" Courtney attempted to cram the last piece into the statue, "This stupid piece won't even go in!"

"Did you try to turn it clockwise?" Cameron asked.

"YES!" The CIT growled angrily.

"Chris, is it one of these tricky challenges?" Harold asked as his team tried to insert the final piece.

"Nope." The host snickered.

"Bullshit." Duncan glared at the host, "I bet you did it on purpose…"

"We're done here!" Eva grunted after her team completed their statute.

"The Screaming Penguin is the winner!" Chris announced as he ignored two protesting teams, "And their reward is…" He gestured at the cart as Chef pushed it up to the penguins, "Gold miniature Chris award!"

"Oh, joy." Gwen deadpanned.

"…At least it's a reward challenge." Dawn whispered to her grumbling teammates.

"CHRIS, YOU GAVE US A DUD!" Courtney brings the last piece up to the host's eyes, "I DEMAND…"

"That's not your piece." The host replied, "It looks like Dragonfly's…"

"What?!" The snails and dragonflies cried out, no one notice the smug smirk on the queen bee's face.

"Yeah, looks like someone just switch the stickers around." Chris walked away with a chuckle.

"…I know what you're thinking but I didn't do it." Scott muttered after he noticed some stares from his teammates.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

It has been several days after their reward challenges, Katie walk toward Cody's door and she was about to knock it but Naruto step out as they blinked at each other. "Naruto?" Katie raised her eyebrow, "Why were you in his room?"

"Oh, we were talking about movies and video games, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head with a grin, "What about you?"

"I was gonna walk with him to the dining room…" The tanned woman said before they both hear the feedback from the loudspeaker.

"Travelers, get ready because we're going to Mexico!" Chris' voice rang out.

"…Maybe after the challenge, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled sheepishly and the tanned woman sighed with a nod.

* * *

**(Mexico)**

"Welcome to Mexico!" Chris grinned at the travelers, "One of the countries that are rich with culture but we are here because of a certain point in its history…Can you guess what it is?" No one said anything for a while, "The answer is…Wild West!"

"…Um…" Harold held his index finger up, "I'm sorry but we're in wrong part of Mexico."

"Whatever, I don't care about your option." The host shrugged his shoulders, "Anyway…Here's your first challenge…Mexican Standoff!"

"The Mexican Standoff is not…" The nerd attempted to say something but the host cut him off.

"Harold, I don't give a fuck." Chris rolled his eyes.

"But…" Harold muttered.

"Again, I don't give a fuck and if you don't shut up, I'll sic Chef on you!" The host glared as the nerd closed his mouth with a gulp before the host clears his throat, "Where was I? Oh yeah…Two players from each team will take part in Mexican Standoff and they will use these water guns…" He gestured at the water pistols, "Filled with spicy hot sauce that can melt your clothes away! Last man standing wins the first challenge!"

"I'll take…" Duncan said before his host snaps his fingers loudly.

"Not so fast, Duncan, I'm gonna pick the players." Chris grinned at the scowling punk, "Lindsay and Trent will be the shooters for the wolf…Penguin's shooters are Dawn and Sam…Sky and Geoff will play for the dragonfly and Snail's deadly shooters are Scarlett and Shawn!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Sweet!" Sam cheered to himself, "I'm pretty awesome at first-shooter game!"

_***Static***_

"It's good thing that I did a lot of practice on standoff." Shawn rubbed his neck, "One thing that you need to worry about is some living people during the outbreak… Some may crack under the pressure or go bananas on you."

* * *

"Is everyone ready?" The host glanced at the shooters with a cheesy grin.

"May I request to swap my position with someone else?" Dawn asked, she knows that the host will refuse but it don't hurt to give it a try.

"Nope." Chris grinned before he run away from the shooters so he can avoid the sauce, "YOU MAY FIRE NOW!" The shooters just stand there, staring at each other as if they were dare someone to go first because some travelers know that the person that move first always die in the Mexican standoff. It went on for a while before the host turns his head to Naruto, "How long do you think it will take until they start?"

"Not long, dattebayo." Naruto clapped his hands loudly, startling the shooters to fire their guns at each other as some shooters managed to dodge the flying sauces. Geoff and Scarlett were the first to be eliminated and Lindsay was next to being eliminated, due to her confusion about the Mexican standoff's rules.

"I was planning to do that, too." The host smirked evilly as he patted his son's back, "That's my boy." Sky shot at Dawn and the sauce hit her shirt, eliminated the petite woman in process as the remaining shooters glance at each other. Before anyone knows it, Sky and Trent got eliminated by Sam before Shawn takes the gamer out.

"Yes!" Courtney puffed her chest out with a smug smirk, "Chris, what's our reward?"

"No reward." Chris shrugged as he ignored the CIT's shout, "This challenge was just for my amusement. Okay, travelers, let's take a little walk with me." He walked away with the grumbling teams, "Our next challenge await for us."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Well, at least my team don't get a good reason to kick me off the team." Geoff wiped the sweats off his forehead.

_***Static***_

"Looks like it's up to Lightning to pull his team up." Lightning flexed his muscles, "Total Drama is all about physical and not brain, my team needs me!"

_***Static***_

"UGH!" Courtney kicked the wall, "Chris should have give us a reward because my team are outnumbered by two!" She didn't realize that Screaming Penugin also kicked two members out.

* * *

The travelers raise their eyebrows at the tallest hill with several interns as they stand with the flags and some travelers can see that there was a number on each flag. "If some of you can't figure it out, our final challenge is a relay race with a twist!" The host grinned.

"Do we get a dangerous baton?" Noah rolled his eyes.

"Nope, no baton this time." Chris waved it off with a light chuckle, "It's just a simple tag-in…"

"Then what's the twist?" Amy crossed her arms.

"It's something that I like to call it…" The host sweeps his hand across the air as if he was posting something up, "Quiz Relay Race!"

"…What kind of quiz?" Cameron raised his hand up.

"Oh, I don't know." Chris shrugged with a sly smirk, "It can be anything from world's history to nonsense question. Each player will race each other to tag the next player in but here's a catch…You have to answer a question correctly before you send the next guy in but if you happen to get it wrong, you have to run back to your flag and race again."

"Pfft, that's too easy." Scott snorted.

"Oh really?" The host snapped his fingers with a snicker and before the travelers know it, Chef just attached the collars to their necks. "If you get it wrong, your team will get a huge shock from the electric collars. Thank, Scott, for telling me that it was too easy."

"…Thank, Scott." The travelers glared at the scheming farmer as he rubbed his neck sheepishly.

"To make it more fair for penguins and snails, two wolves members and a dragonfly member will sit out on this one." Chris said before he point at the bench, "Trent, Lindsay and B, take your seat over there. Racers, take your place!"

"Go, doggy, go!" Lindsay clapped happily and B gives his team a thumb-up.

"Um…" Trent raised his eyebrow at the bombshell, "It's wolf, not dog…"

"Really?" The bombshell blinked confusingly.

* * *

Courtney glance at her opponents at the first flag, she will race against Blaineley, Sam and Geoff. "Blaineley, I hope you won't break your hip." The CIT taunted.

"I'm not this old." Blaineley growled at her before they hear the host's voice.

"The race start…" The host fired his gun in air, "NOW!"

"Hi-yah!" The blonde woman just blindsided the CIT with a hand chop to neck before she run away from the coughing CIT, "See you at next flag, loser!"

"YOU BITCH!" Courtney chased her down with a snarl.

"…Sometime women scare me." Geoff muttered under his breath.

"Same here." Sam agreed.

* * *

Blaineley was first to reach the second flag before the intern clear his throat, "Blaineley, here's your question…The assassination of this person was one of the events that start the WWI, what was this person's name?"

"Oh, that's easy." Blaineley huffed, "Franz Ferdinand…If you're looking for full title, it's archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria."

"Correct." The intern nodded as he turned his head to Dakota, "You may go."

"Hurry, what's my question!" Courtney ran up to the intern, sneering at the smug blonde woman as the rich woman quickly run away.

"In 1917, what happened in Russia during the WWI?" The intern asked.

"Wait, it's different question?" The blonde woman raised her eyebrow.

"Each question is different and there's no same question." The intern shrugged.

"Russian Revolution." The CIT answered and Bridgette runs off to catch up with Dakota as Sam and Geoff show up at same time.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…I'm kinda bother by Chris' statement…" Cameron rubbed his chin, "Nonsense question…What kind of question is it? Is it something about mind or what?"

* * *

The surfer woman overtakes the rich woman as she reaches the second flag and the bubble boy glance at the intern with Noah and Staci. "Bridgette, here's your question… What happens when you say hi to your friend on an airplane whose name is Jack?"

"…Um…" Bridgette blinked as she traded a glance with Cameron, "…You'll get arrested?"

"…Yes and no." The intern replied before the snails cried out in pain from the shock, "Cameron, you may go."

"Wait, wait!" Noah waved his hands around, "I don't understand why you just shock them and let him go?"

"Chris' rules." The intern rubbed his head.

"Oh yeah, I forget one thing!" Chris hollered from the sideline with his megaphone, "If you get nonsense question, you'll get a shock and a free pass as long as you answer it."

"…Figure…" The bookworm rolled his eyes, ignoring Staci as she start to ramble on about the flag.

* * *

"My great-great-great-great-great-great-granduncle was the one who create art of war." Staci said before the collars shock her team.

* * *

"And then you have to power it by twice and subtract X with N." Cameron answered, "Therefore, the equation."

"…Y-Y-Yeah…" The intern stared at the bubble boy with widened eyes.

* * *

"…Cinderella, Beauty and Beast, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty." Ella smiled.

"…How the hell can you say all titles in one breath?" The intern dropped his jaw at the princess wannabe.

* * *

"Do fish get thirsty?" The intern asked.

"Wait, I don't know!" Tyler pulled his hair before his team scream out in pain.

"Sky, you may go now." The intern glanced at the panting Cree woman.

* * *

"Was Universal Studio's Dracula the first vampire film?" The female intern glanced at the goth woman.

"Nope, it was Dracula's Death from 1921." Gwen replied as the intern nodded, "Most people still believe that Nosferatu was the first vampire movie…" She crossed her arms, "Some people don't do their research."

* * *

"Here's your nonsense question…" The intern muttered with a raised eyebrow, "What shape is the sky?"

"…Um…" Rodney scratched his head, "…Sphere?" He screams out with his teammates from the sudden shock.

* * *

"Translate that…" The intern glanced at his cue card, "Mayroon akong masaya oras at gusto kong gawin itong muli."

"…Can you repeat it, please?" Zoey asked with confusing expression.

"Mayroon akong masaya oras at gusto kong gawin itong muli."

"…I don't know." The indie woman sighed before her collar shock her as she ran back to her flag.

* * *

"Naruto is famous for two certain roles, what are they?" The intern gulped at the growling evil twin.

"Why are you asking me about jerk?!" Amy glared.

"It's on the list!" The intern stepped back with frightened expression.

"…Villain and love interest." The evil twin crossed her arms with a scowl and the intern nodded his head.

* * *

"…Chris, what can I do about Ezekiel!" The intern hollered.

"Shock them and let him pass!" Chris hollered back with a grin and he laugh at the screaming dragonfly team.

* * *

After many questions, Naruto race against Lightning, Eva and Leshawna toward the ninth flag and the redhead was first to reach it. "Naruto, you come in first place so I'll ask you first." The intern said as the three racers groaned at the grinning redhead, "Here's your question…What year did Kamen Rider series debuted and how many series are there now?"

Naruto rub his head in deep thought before he snap his fingers, "…In Showa era, 1971, and there are twenty-four Kamen Rider series plus one special episode, dattebayo."

"Correct!" The intern nodded as the redhead tagged Cody and the geek run off before the intern turn to the sport jock. "Lightning, here's your question…True or false, there are more than one sign language in the world."

"False!" Lightning replied quickly, "There's only one sign language…" The collar shocked him, "Hey, I was right!"

"Actually, it's wrong." The intern rolled his eyes, "There are about three hundred sign languages in the world."

"…Really?" The sport jock blinked before he run back to his flag.

"Leshawna, who are the first five losers in the Total Drama series?" The intern asked.

"…Ezekiel, Geoff, Ezekiel again, Staci and Leonard." Leshawna rolled her eyes as Duncan ran off to catch up with the geek.

"Eva…" The intern glanced at his card, "It's nonsense question…If you dig a hole in the South Pole are you digging up or down?"

"…Both?" Eva grunted and Jo runs away after the collar shock them for a while.

"I'm back!" Lightning ran up to the intern, "What's my question? And you better make it easy one!"

"…Who was the only deaf person to win the Academy award for best actress?" The intern asked with a eyeroll.

"Ha, that's a trick question!" The sport jock smirked, "There's no deaf actress that win the academy award…" The collar shock him badly as he ran away, "Oh come on!"

"…Who was it?" Max asked out of curiously.

"Marlee Matlin." The intern replied.

"…Why do you kept giving him deaf-relating questions?" The aspiring villain muttered, "Are you doing it on purpose?"

"No, I'm not." The intern waved his card around, "I just follow the list here!"

'…Somehow I don't believe him.' Max stared at the intern with blank expression, what he didn't know is that Chris put several deaf-relating questions for fun since he know that no one would get it right.

* * *

"We are falling behind!" Courtney screamed out angrily as she noticed that the three teams just passed the tenth flag and Alejandro have a good lead on Jo and Scott. "Where the hell is Lightning?!"

* * *

"Hold on…" Lightning held his hand up, "I know the answer…Wait…Hmm…Oh, it's Stephen King!"

"YOU BUFFOON!" Max screamed as the collar shocked them, "It's Stephen Hawking! Stephen King does not have ALS and he's a novelist! AGH!"

"…A bright person, he's not…" The intern deadpanned.

"Oh, it's Yoda, right?" The sport jock pointed out.

"THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION, MORON!" The aspiring villain roared, "You're giving me a headache here!"

* * *

Chris waits for a while until the three racers reach him at same time and they glance at each other with a heavy pant before Alejandro turn his head to the smirking host. "Who wins?" The Latino villain asked.

"No one win yet." Chris pulled the papers out before he give them to the racers, "I'm gonna give you a riddle and you have to write the answer down. Whoever answers it last will face the elimination ceremony…Here's the riddle…" He cleared his throat, "If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?" The Lantio villain quickly wrote it down as Scott and Jo think deeply for a while before they both write it down, "Done already? Show me your answer…"

"Um…" Scott flipped his paper over, "I don't know the answer so I just guess it…Imagination?"

"Seriously?" Jo flipped her paper over to reveal that she have same answer.

"It looks like we got it right." Alejandro smirked, he already heard that riddle from one of his uncle.

"Yeah, you all got it right." The host chuckled as he turned around to the grumbling snails, "Killer Snails, off to the deck of shame!"

"That is so unfa…" Courtney cried out as soon as the collar shocked her team.

"…Hmm, I guess Lightning can't get a right answer." Chris chuckled evilly.

* * *

"It's a fruit!" Lightning snapped his fingers.

"…No, it's a vegetable…" The intern rubbed his temple, "…How the hell did you pass high school?"

"Sport scholarship!" The sport jock puffed his chest out.

"…Figured." Max pinched the bridge of his nose.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

Chris gives the travelers a wide grin, "So far, Cameron, Scarlett, Zoey, Shawn, Bridgette, Katie, Sugar, Brick and Max got their fresh shrimp and I have one last delicious shrimp here." He wiggled the shrimp at Lightning and Courtney, "The final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The sport jock flexed his arms with a smirk.

"…" The CIT scowled at the sport jock with deadly glare.

"…Courtney!"

"What?!" Lightning stood up with a gasp, "I thought we all were gonna vote for Courtney!"

"Say what?" Courtney narrowed her eyes.

"He lied." Scarlett whispered.

"Really?" The CIT huffed.

"You all will regret that…" The sport jock said before Chef toss him into the lifeboat as the host handled him the cash bag, "…It's a little heavy for a hundred grand…" Lightning raised his eyebrow.

"Because it's two hundred grand now." Chris grinned as the travelers gasped, "Remember, less people mean more cash!"

"Sha-swe…" Lightning was about to say something but the lifeboat drop into the sea.

"Sha-row!" Chef hollered over the rail.

"…You really like to get the last word in, eh?" The host raised his eyebrow but he didn't get any answer from the cooker.

* * *

**(Ballroom)**

Cody paces around the room with jittery steps and he takes a deep breath before he hears the creaking door as he glance over his shoulder to see Katie. "Naruto just told me to meet you here because you said that you want me to ask something." Katie walked up to the geek with a curious expression, "What is it?"

Cody take another deep breath as he rub his head, "…Katie, do you remember the first time we met each other?"

"Yeah, on this dock and we didn't talk to each other until the day after Sadie's elimination." The tanned woman giggled, "You were trying to hit on the girls and you did badly."

"Yeah, I did." The geek chuckled, "Then we start to like each other and you asked me to dance with you when Chris was throwing that party…" He suddenly takes her hands as they dance the waltz dance, "Did we dance like that?"

"Yes, we did." Katie smiled, never notice that Naruto just turn the music on behind the curtain before he sneak out of the room with a thumb-up.

"On this day, I confessed to you and you accept me right away." Cody smiled as he twirled her around, "We have been together for long time and we both went through lot things…Good and worst times…"

"True, we did…" She rested her head on his shoulder, "We did fight sometime but we both accept each other's apologies right away…What scared me the most was when you went through something terrible during the World Tour season because of Sierra…"

"Yeah, that was scary time for me…" He hugged her, "You were there for me when I have to cope with it and you help me out so much."

"But Naruto was the one who talk a lot with you about it since he went through the similar situation before…" Katie replied.

"That's right but you stay by my side." Cody raised her chin up, "And I really want you to stay by my side for the rest of my life…"

"What…" She gasped with widened eyes, watching her boyfriend kneel down as he pulls a small case out.

"Katie Carwyn…" Cody took a deep breath as he opened the case to reveal a large diamond ring, "Will you marry me?"

"…Y…" Katie choked on her tears, "Ye…YES!" She threw herself into the geek's arms and they kiss each other with passion before they pull away from each other. "Yes, I will marry you!"

"I love you, Katie Carwyn."

"And I love you more, Cody Anderson." They both kiss each other again with more passion and they never noticed that everyone was peeking in from the ajar door.

"About time he pops the question." Leshawna smirked, "I was starting to get worry about that."

"Now I have to text Sadie about that." Noah smirked.

"I-I-It's so sweet…" DJ sobbed with several travelers, "Someone, hold me!"

"It was cool of you help him out." Duncan glanced at the redhead.

"Thank, you know I'll do anything to help my friends out, dattebayo." Naruto grinned, never notice that several girls was looking at him after they watched the cheering couple.

"…Daddy, what's marry?" Maeve tugged her father's pant.

"Um…" The redhead scratched his head, "Marry is something that two people want to stay together for part of their life because they love each other very much, dattebayo."

"Like mommy and daddy?" The little girl smiled widely, never notice her blushing parent's widened eyes. They never told her anything about their situation since she was too young to understand.

"Actually, they're no…" Harold raised his index finger up before everyone slap their hands on his mouth, they know that the nerd have a bad habit of saying thing before he think.

* * *

**(Naruto's Room)**

The redhead lie on his side, watching his daughter snore as she buries herself deeper into Gwen's side and the goth woman was reading her book at night. The reason why they were in his room was because Maeve's lamp went out before her bedtime and she refuse to go to sleep in dark until her parent sleep with her. Naruto was in deep thought and the goth woman notice his expression. "What's with the long face?" Gwen asked.

"Huh?" Naruto glanced up to her eyes, "Oh, gomen. I was just thinking about something, dattebayo." The goth woman raised her eyebrow, "…It's just about what Ma-chan just said early…"

"Oh, about marriage and that she thinks we're together?" The goth woman closed her book gently.

"Hai, I have been thinking about dating again and I always said that I will start looking for someone but I kept got sidetracked, dattebayo." The redhead whispered, "Maybe I should just wait a little longer until Ma-chan get little older enough to understand…"

"Or you can start dating someone." Gwen fidgeted with her fingers, "I hear a rumor that there's someone get her eyes on you…"

Naruto blink, "…Is that about another rumor about an actress have a thing for me? Ugh, not again…Last time, I had to talk to the reporters about my 'date' with Emma Watson, dattebayo." He rolled his eyes, "We were just talking about our movie…"

"Yeah, she was so mad at the paparazzi for spreading the rumor." The goth woman giggled before she facepalm as she realized that she just got sidetracked by the memory, "No, it's not about actress…Neither singer or anyone famous."

"Really?" The redhead raised his eyebrow, "…Is it someone I know?"

"Yes, you do know her." Gwen whispered and the redhead never notices that her hand was slowly moving toward his hand.

"Who is she?" Naruto asked.

"I-I-I-It's…" The goth woman stammered, "M…"

"Ramen, nya!" Maeve accidently hit her parent's faces as she tossed around, "Come back, Rameny, nya!"

"Are you okay, Gwen?" The redhead rubbed his chin as the goth woman nodded before they look at the little girl, "…I wonder who did she get this bed habit from?"

"Maybe from your side of family?" Gwen rubbed her nose, "Chris actually move a lot in his bed when he stay over at our house, remember?"

"Hai…" Naruto nodded, "…What were you going to say?"

"Nothing, I just forget." She turned around to hide her blush, "Good night." Why does she always lose her courage each time something or someone interrupted her?! 'That makes fifty-two times…' Gwen sighed mentally.

"Oh, okay…" The redhead scratched his head confusingly, "Night, Gwen." He lies back on his bed with a shrug but he wonder why he feel a little disappointed with the turnout…'Maybe it's nothing to worry about.'

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

It has been four days since Cody's proposal and the travelers were enjoying their breakfast before they cover their ears as the screechy feedback rang out. "Travelers, we will visit a familiar island so get ready to go!" Chris' voice chuckled.

"…Oh, no, no, no!" Duncan groaned after he realized what island Chris was talking about.

"What is it?" Justin raised his eyebrow at the punk.

"You'll find out pretty soon." The punk grunted.

* * *

**(Camp Wawanakwa: Court)**

"Oh, this island…" The model sighed, the teams were standing in front of the host and some travelers can't believe that they were back on this cursed island.

"Ah, I bet everyone miss this island and I'm gonna let you all think about the good memories here…" Chris grinned and the travelers glanced at each other before they all laugh at him as the host glanced at the cooker with a frown. "I guess we don't need the clips."

"No, we don't." Chef shook his head.

"Anyway…" The host cleared his throat, "Today, we will play a simple sport that everyone will really enjoy and it's…." He gestured at the rubber ball in Chef's hand, "Dodgeball!"

"Seriously?" Eva glanced around with crossed arms, "Is it four-way battle or a tournament?"

"Tournament." Chris said without missing a beat, "There will be four matches total…Wolves will bare their fangs against a tiny bunch of snarling snails…"

"Snails can't snarl…" Harold pointed out.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." The host rolled his eyes, "And what kind of tears will the dragonfly shed after their battle with the penguin…"

"It's impossible for a bug to shed a tear." The nerd pointed out again.

"…Chef, if he open his mouth one more time, you have my permission to use the cleaver." Chris grumbled.

"Gladly." The cooker sharpened his cleaver with an evil grin.

"Wait, four matches?" Heather muttered, "Does that mean the losers will have to fight each other for the third place?"

"Oh, yeah!" The host grinned, "The team that come in last place will have to send someone home tonight."

"So who's sitting out?" Scarlett asked.

"No one." Chris winked, "Everyone will play together!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ugh!" Courtney groaned, "We need a miracle because almost everyone on my team are useless in sport!"

_***Static***_

"I shall win the dodgeball tournament to avenge my loss in the first season!" Harold crossed his arms with a smug smirk, "I have been polishing my dodgeball skills for many years."

* * *

"Wolf, Snail, are you ready?" The host glanced at the two teams as Chef placed six balls on the center line, "And…Go!" The players quickly snatch the balls before they return to their side, the wolf has four balls and the snails have two balls.

"Defense, everyone, def…" Courtney barked before a ball suddenly hit Cameron as it knocks him back to the wall, courtesy of Alejandro, and Jasmine quickly take Max out.

"A-A-Avenge me!" The aspiring villain groaned out before he pass out. Shawn throw his ball, hitting Rodney in chest and Lindsay was about to throw her ball but Zoey's ball hit her in forehead.

"Sorry!" Zoey winced before she duck under Jasmine's ball and it hit Sugar's leg, taking her out of the game. Naruto and Alejandro throw their balls, taking Shawn out before they dodge Courtney's ball and it hit Blaineley's arm.

"Who do you think will win?" Tyler whispered to his teammates from the sideline.

"I'll say the wolf." Sky watched the match as Cody jump over the ball and Naruto snatch it right up.

"Same here." Duncan muttered as Jasmine took Zoey out before Courtney's ball hit the giant woman, "Wolf have advantage in number and the snails just lost their best players." Cody and Ella were eliminated from the game, courtesy of Bridgette and the CIT.

"Yes, we can do…" The CIT was about to finish her sentence but the redhead's ball smash into her face, knocking her out in process.

"Ouch!" Chris chuckled, "That moment is so going in replay footage." Izzy throw her ball and it hit Scarlett before it bounce off her, hit Bridgette in the back.

"Lucky shot!" Izzy cheered to herself, only to jump over the ball and Brick was about to throw his ball but Samey's ball hit him in groin.

"Oh my!" Samey gasped as the cadet dropped on his knee with a whimper, "I'm so sorry!" Dakota throw her ball at Katie and it hit the tanned woman in stomach.

"Wolf move on to the next round!" Chris announced as the wolf team cheered together, "Penguin, Dragonfly, take your place!" He waited for a while as the said teams take their place and Chef set up the balls. "And…GO!" Harold and Geoff ran up to the balls, snatching two balls away and before they know it, Eva hit them both with one ball by luck. Jo throw her ball but the dragonfly dodge it before Sky hit the jockette in stomach and Ezekiel throw his ball with all of his mighty as it hit Sam, sending him flying into the sideline.

"Whoa!" Jasmine leaped off as the gamer landed on the bencher, "Are you okay, Sam?"

"…M-M-Maybe…" Sam groaned out.

"Rush the new guy!" Duncan hollered.

"Who's the new guy?" Svetlana glanced around before the balls strike the unpredictable man out of the court and Anne Maria was about to check on him but another ball hit her in back, it turn out that the ball just bounced off the wall.

"Pick the pace up, people!" Heather snarled as she threw her ball and it hit Staci right in mouth. B and Topher throw their balls at each other at same time and the silent man sidestep to avoid the ball as the second ball hit the host wannabe in groin, causing him to scream out in pain. Eva throws two balls at same time and they just hit Scott and Leshawna.

"Give me the…" Eva barked before the ball fly into her face, courtesy of Ezekiel. Noah just took Tyler out before B's ball hit the bookworm's chest and Dawn was about to toss her ball, only to be ousted by Duncan.

"Uh-oh, that don't end well for us…" DJ muttered before the ball hit him in shoulder and another ball took Heather and Gwen out in one lucky shot.

"Dragonfly will fight the wolf in final round!" Chris grinned, "But first, we will have Penguin vs. Snail right now!"

"Can we take a break here?" The gamer asked.

"Nope." The host snickered evilly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…At least we have an easy win." Heather blew her hair up, "There are eleven of us and ten snails…Plus, they're not strongest team."

_***Static***_

"If they think it will be an easy win then they are wrong." Courtney crossed her arms with a scowl, "I have a plan."

* * *

"And go!" Chris blew his air horn and before the penguins know it, Sam was first to be ousted by Zoey right after Shawn snatched four balls in one sweep. The snails quickly throw their balls and the barrage just takes Noah, Anne Maria and Dawn out of the game.

"…Wait a sec, that's my 'Rush the new guy' strategy." The punk narrowed his eyes at the CIT as she took Topher out, "She just stole my idea." The penguins start to fight back, taking Sugar and Katie out before they lose Heather and Eva. Mike was the next person to be eliminated, followed by DJ.

"FUCK THE ANGER MANAGEMENT!" Eva roared as she threw her balls and they hit Brick, Shawn and Cameron right in their groins.

"Now that's turkey!" The host nudged Chef with a chuckle, "Got it? Turkey? You know, like the bowling…"

"Whatever." Chef rolled his eyes with a shaking head, watching the snails as they take Eva out with a barrage and Gwen was last person to be ousted.

"Well, it looks like the penguins will have to send someone home tonight." Chris grinned at the grumbling penguins, "Now, it's time for the main event…Wolf vs. Dragonfly! Who will win the tournament? Will the wolf get its last laugh? Will the dragonfly shed the tears of victory?"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"The writer is gonna be so fired when I find out who wrote these stuff." The host grumbled under his breath.

* * *

"…GO!" Chris announced as the teams quickly snatch their balls, they both have three balls and Staci was first to be ousted, courtesy of Dakota. Amy toss her ball at Jasmine and the giant woman jump over the ball as Ella hit the evil twin's leg.

"It's time to unleash the mad skills!" Harold cried out as he throws the ball at Jasmine and it almost to hit her but Alejandro defect it away with his ball.

"You got some mad skill, all right." Leshawna said sarcastically as she took Cody out and Beth follow it up by taking Trent out.

"I was just warming up!" The nerd held his hands out, "Someone give me the ba…" He cut off as soon as the ball flew into his groin, courtesy of Blaineley.

"Hmm, lot of nut shots lately." Chef rubbed his chin and the host just chuckled at the sight. Naruto, Jasmine and Alejandro suddenly attack Ezekiel as the feral man dodged the first two balls before the final ball hit him right in face. Lindsay duck under Scott's ball, only to get hit by B's ball in stomach and the silent man was about to cheer but Rodney's ball hit fly into his forehead.

"Toss me the ball here!" Jasmine hollered before the ball smash into her neck, courtesy of Duncan.

"Here's your ball!" The punk taunted, only to have a ball in his face as Alejandro smirk at the groaning punk and he glance around to see that his team just lost Izzy and Justin. Tyler attempt to attack Rodney with his ball but he got eliminated with Leshawna, courtesy of Naruto's lucky ball.

"Don't you dare lose the game!" Leshawna shouted as she walked to the sideline, only to groan as Geoff and Scott got eliminated by Blaineley and Alejandro. Beth throws her ball and it hit Ella in arm before Samey's ball strike her arm. Sky quickly dodges several balls and she return fire, taking Rodney, Blaineley and Dakota out before Naruto hit her foot.

"Wolf is the winner!" Chris announced as the wolves cheered together, "Your reward for winning the dodgeball tournament is…" He gestured at a small gold orb, "Gold ball!"

"…A ball?" Blaineley huffed at a tiny ball, "It's so small than a marble!"

"Okay, penguins, let's go to the deck of shame!" The host ignored the blonde woman as he walked away from the group with a evil grin.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Are you ready to know who will get fresh shrimps and who is the tonight's loser?" Chris grinned at the penguins, "Okay, here's the result…The following travelers are safe and they are…" Chef tossed the shrimps at them, "Eva, Noah, Heather, Gwen, DJ, Mike, Jo, Dawn and Anne Maria." The host glanced at Topher and Sam, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The host wannabe swallowed his Adam's apple.

"…" The gamer fidgeted.

"…Topher!" The host announced.

"Oh, man…" Sam groaned as he stepped into the lifeboat, "Looks like I just used up my lives…"

"Yeah, it's game over for you." Chef dropped the lifeboat into the sea as Chris quickly tossed the cash bag at the gamer, "GAME OVER!"

* * *

**(DJ's Room)**

The Jamaican giant stretch his arms out and he was about to get in his bed, only to blink as he heard a rapid knocking on the door. He quickly open the door to see a bouquet of Calla flower with a note and he glance around to see nothing but an empty hallway before he take the flowers into his room. "To Bunny…" DJ read the card out loud, "Just saw the flowers and thought of you. From secret admirer." He smiles at the bouquet and he places it in an empty vase.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

A week went by and everyone was having their breakfast. "Daddy, say ah, nya!" Maeve held a piece of pancake up with her fork and the redhead open his mouth as the little girl fed him with a giggle.

"Why is she feeding you and Naruto?" Justin asked out of curious.

"Well, she saw a tv show where a girl was feeding a man and she think that it was something that children do with their parents…" Gwen replied before she releases a sigh, "But we can't tell her that it was a date between a student and teacher. She won't understand…"

"Ah, I see…" The model rubbed his head.

"I think it's really cute." Beth squealed and the goth woman notice that the farmer woman was holding Justin's arm.

"Oh, yeah…" The goth woman smirked, "How was your date?"

"G-G-G-good…" Justin and Beth said at same time with blushes, their date was kinda messy and almost everyone walked on them by accidentally since they were having a dinner on the deck.

"We better do something about Laughing Wolf." Courtney hissed angrily as she glared at her teammates, "This team doesn't even lose one person!"

"Yeah but it's really hard to beat them." Cameron shrugged.

"I have an idea!" The CIT slammed her hands on the table as her teammates jumped up in air, "We should form an alli…"

"Attention, travelers!" Chris' voice cut the CIT off, "Today we will visit South Korea. We will be there pretty soon. McLean out!"

"…I bet you fifty bucks that we will do a nametag ripping challenge today." Heather muttered with crossed arms.

"Maybe there won't be a nametag challenge." Dawn poked her salad and some travelers raised their eyebrows at the petite woman.

* * *

**(South Korea: Pool)**

"Today, we will have three challenges and it's going to be pretty different from other challenges." Chris grinned at the teams as some travelers noticed a floating long platform that connected with two round platforms in the pool, "Instead of four teams decking it out on each other, we will have two teams battle it out! Whoever win a challenge will sit out for the rest of the day and this team will be safe…Meaning one team that don't win any challenges will see me at the elimination ceremony tonight!"

"Oh, sweet!" Tyler gave Geoff a high five, "We better win the challenge!"

"Wolf, Snail, your first challenge…" The host gestured at the platform, "King of the hill: Water edition! Six players from each team will battle each other and they have to eliminate their opponents by shove them off the platform. Last person standing win the challenge."

"Excuse me, do we have to pick our players or have you decided on the players already?" Scarlett asked.

"The latter." Chris replied, "Rodney, Izzy, Jasmine, Ella, Alejandro and Justin is the wolf's team and they will go against Zoey, Max, Cameron, Sugar, Shawn and Bridgette." No one notice the deep frown on the CIT and she didn't notice that the Latino villain was whispering something in the country man.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Courtney roars loudly before she punches the wall, "THAT IS A RIG! RIG, I TELL YOU!"

_***Static***_

"Not a rig." The host laughed, "The producers chose the players and they just gave me the list."

* * *

"Everyone, get ready…" Chris raised his air horn as the players tensed up before he blows his horn, "GO!"

"Listen up, snails, you have to…" Courtney attempted to give her teammates a plan before Rodney suddenly charge into the screaming snails, tackling three snails into the pool and the CIT just drop her jaw at the sight.

"Rodney just committed a kamikaze attack and he just took Shawn, Bridgette and Cameron out in one sweep." The host chuckled, "That don't look good for the snails."

"Jasmine, Izzy!" Alejandro shouted as he ran up to the snail's players, "Do what Rodney did just now!" He tackles Zoey into the pool, followed by Jasmine with Max and Izzy with Sugar.

"It's over already?" The host blinked.

"We should have added few more maggots and ban the kamikaze attack if we do that challenge again." Chef grunted.

"Yes, we should do that." Chris nodded, "Laughing Wolf has won the challenge and that mean the snails have to do one more challenge." He walked away, "Now, come with me for Penguin vs Dragonfly in the second challenge."

"Nice, no elimination ceremony for us…" Trent gave Naruto a high-five as he smirked at the teams, "Again."

"Your streak will run out pretty soon." Leshawna muttered with hands on her hip.

* * *

**(Building)**

"Your challenge is…" The host gestured at wheeled trash can as the travelers stared at the red lines, "Human Curling! Your task is to get your 'puck' closer to the red line, whoever get closest will win the challenge."

"Who's playing?" Beth asked.

"Leshawna, Sky, Geoff and Ezekiel will be the dragonfly's pucks and Duncan will be the pusher." Chris replied, "Penguin's pucks are Gwen, Dawn, Jo and Mike, the pusher is Eva."

"If someone went past the line, it's voided, right?" Heather asked with crossed arms.

"Yes, that mean the pushers have to be more careful with their strength." The host nodded, "Dragonfly will go first."

"Don't think about bite me, feral." Duncan grunted before he push Ezekiel across the floor and it come within few meters away from the line. Without missing a beat, Eva shove Jo across the floor and the jockette stop right behind Ezekiel, the feral man slowly reach out with his index finger with a moan.

"Touch me and I'll fuck you up so badly that you won't even sit down for a week." Jo glared and the feral man quickly brings his hand down with a whimper. The punk quickly kicks Geoff across the floor, rolling past Jo and Ezekiel before it stops a few inches away from the red line.

"Go push Geoff away!" The queen bee called out.

"I know, shut up!" Eva pushed Dawn toward the party man's can and it knock him over the line before the petite woman roll across the line as her teammates groan at their situation. Duncan shove Leshawna's can away and it was looking good until the sassy woman bump into the jockette with her feet, causing Jo's can to move closer to the line by two meters. The bodybuilder quickly shove Mike's can and it stops right in front of Leshawna.

"Last shot, that's it…" The punk muttered before he shove Sky with all of his mighty and the Cree woman's can almost made it, only to stop short as Jo give Sky a smug smirk. Eva just nudge Gwen's can a little since the jockette was closest to the line.

"The penguin wins the challenge and they don't have to do the next challenge." Chris chuckled as the said team cheered, "Well, that's it…Dragonfly vs snail, the match between two bugs!"

"Snail is not a bug, it is a member of molluscan family." Harold said.

"Whatever…" The host glared.

"No, you should know that the snails belong to…" The nerd was about to ramble on before a cleaver fly past his head, cut several hairs off. "…Never mind."

"Dammit, I miss him." Chef grunted.

"Thank, Chef." Chris smirked evilly, "Let's go back to the pool, I'm pretty sure the interns must be done with the setup."

"…Why do I have a bad feeling about that?" Cameron gulped.

* * *

**(Pool)**

"Flying Chair!" The host gestured at the flying chairs as several travelers groaned, "Dragonfly, Snail, take your seats…Except for Leshawna and Scarlett, you two will play a little game…"

"What kind of game?" Leshawna raised her eyebrow.

"Rock-Paper-Scissor!" Chris grinned, "If you win a round, your teammates are safe but if you lost a round, one of your teammates will take a nice soak! The team that runs out of players will go straight to the deck of shame. Get ready…GO!" Leshawna throw rock and Scarlett have paper before Ezekiel fling into the pool with a screech.

"It's okay, you can do it." Sky encouraged from the chair, only to fling into the pool as the scientist use rock to beat the sassy woman's scissor.

"My bad, I'll get them out before you know it." The sassy woman giggled nervously.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"People always think that Rock-Paper-Scissor is all about luck but it's not." Scarlett adjusted her glasses, "If you can see the pattern, you can win the game easily. It's a pure science."

* * *

Scott flew into the pool with a scream and he was about to swim away but he notice a fin before Fang leap out with a drool, causing the scheming farmer to scream out.

* * *

"Chris, I'm fucking gonna sue you!" Courtney landed in the pool.

"All bark and no bite." Chris rolled his eyes.

* * *

Harold screams out in pain as he land on his groin and the males watch on with a wince.

* * *

Brick fling into the air and he give camera a salute before he hit the water, still holding the pose.

* * *

After several rounds, Leshawna glance at her remaining teammates and she notice that she only have Duncan and Beth. She shifts her eyes to the snail's chairs, only to sigh as Bridgette, Shawn and Max cheer for Scarlett. "Rock-Paper-Scissor!" Leshawna threw paper out before Beth fly up in air with a bloodcurdling scream as the scientist smirk at her scissor.

"Ooh, Leshawna better pray that she can win three more rounds or that's it for the dragonfly!" Chris chuckled and the women throw out their weapon before Duncan fling into the pool with a loudest snarl. "The snails just avoided their fourth elimination! Dragonfly, you didn't win any challenges so…Deck of Shame time!"

"Oh, good…" Courtney released her breath, she don't want to do another stupid ceremony.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"The shrimps go to…" The host glanced at his clipboard as Chef handed the shrimps to the lucky dragonflies, "Ezekiel, Sky, Duncan, Beth, Geoff, Amy, Scott, Staci, Tyler and Harold." The host smirked at B and Leshawna, "The loser that will go home tonight is…"

"…" The sassy woman chews on her lips.

"…" The silent man bites his nails nervously.

"…Leshawna!" Chris grinned as everyone gasped loudly, "Wow, people, you still shock me with the voting…I'm more impressed that Staci is still here after all of her lies and endless ramble."

"At least I get some cash out of that." Leshawna sat in the lifeboat with cash bag and she was about to say something but the lifeboat drop into the sea without a warning.

"…You're not gonna say something?" The host raised his eyebrow at the cooker.

"Eh, I can't think of a thing." Chef shrugged.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

It has been two weeks since they left the South Korea and everyone was relaxing in their bed until the PA spoil their mood. "Wake up, travelers!" The host's voice chuckled as if it was taunting them, "Right now, we are at Antarctica! Dress warm and get ready for the challenges!"

"Ugh…" Max shivered, "I hate cold so much…"

"…Wait, we're doing it at four in the morning?!" Amy rubbed her eyes with a groan.

"Yeah, we are doing it." Gwen deadpanned.

* * *

**(Antarctica)**

"Ah, do you love the cold weather?" Chris grinned at the travelers as they raised their eyebrows at hundreds snowmen, "Oh, are you curious about those snowmen?"

"…Nope, not at all." Noah muttered but the host just ignored him.

"It's your first challenge." The host jerked his head at the snowmen, "All you have to do is find the McLean head statue!" He raised the said object, "We bury it in one of these snowmen and we also rigged each snowman with traps! Whoever find it will win an advantage for the next challenge! So if I were you, I should start looking for it…Now!"

"I still wonder where the hell did they find the interns that can build so many snowmen within a few hours?" Sky whispered as she dig the first snowman and it blow up, covering her in soot.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That is the last time I'll answer to the ad in newspaper." The intern glanced at the newspaper.

* * *

Rodney dig into the snowman and he blink at the shaking snowman before a bigfoot creature suddenly burst out with an savage roar, causing the country man to scream out as he ran away from the creature.

* * *

Shawn walk up to the snowman and he was about to touch it but the snowman fall apart to reveal an intern with zombie mask. "ZOMBIE!" The zombie nut ran away with a bloodcurdling scream and he never notices a wink from the host.

* * *

"Pfft, these traps are pretty lame." Scott scoffed as he dug into his snowman before he blink at something within the snowman, "Where does snowman have fangs?" Before he know it, Fang jump out of the snowman with a snarl and the scheming farmer scream out as the mutated creature tackle him down.

* * *

Gwen slowly walks toward the snowman and she scoop once before she quickly step away from the snowman, only to release a breath when nothing happened. She takes one step forward before the snowman explodes, covering her in feather and honey. "…I hate this stupid show."

* * *

Samey and Amy glare at each other before they start to fight over the right of the snowman and they never notice that the polar bear slowly rise from the same snowman. The twin kept arguing until they notice the creature and they quickly run away from the roaring bear.

* * *

Dakota raise her eyebrow at Izzy as the crazy woman jump all over the snowmen with a giggle and the rich woman glance at the model to see that he was just checking himself out with the large ice shard. '…Where did he get this ice from?' Dakota blinked.

* * *

"Eva, I won't dig this one." Dawn glanced at the bodybuilder but Eva just ignored her as she dug into the snowman before a giant mutated cockroach jump out and it cling onto the bodybuilder's face.

* * *

Zoey leap out of the blast's range and she release her breath before the indie woman notice that Naruto was digging through the snowman. She quickly brush the snow off her clothes, fixing her hairs and she slowly walk toward the redhead as she open her mouth to say something but Courtney suddenly drag her away from Naruto. "Zoey, what was you gonna do?" Courtney narrowed her eyes.

"Um…" Zoey fidgeted, "I was gonna say hi to him…"

"You can't do that because he's on another team, which mean he's our enemy!" The CIT threw her hands up, accidently knock the snowman down and a bear burst out with a revving chainsaw. "…RUN!" The women ran away from the psycho bear.

Naruto glance over his shoulder to see nothing, "Did I hear something or not?" He shrugged his shoulder.

* * *

There were few snowmen left and Max was starting to get angry as he set another trap off. "CURSE SNOWMAN!" The aspiring villain kicked a random snowman, "I SHALL MELT EACH SNOWMAN, MARK MY…" All of sudden, the McLean head statue fall out of the snowman's head and it land in his hands. "…VICTORY IS MINE!"

"What?!" Everyone cried out after they heard his shout.

"Max just earns his team an advantage in the next challenge!" Chris clapped his hands and the snails cheered together as the CIT picked Max up in a bear hug.

"…Okay, you can let me go." Max muttered but the CIT didn't release him, "OKAY, YOU BIPOLAR PSYCHO, RELEASE ME AT…"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!" Courtney shouted and they starting fight each other.

"Ignoring the lover's quarrel…" The host snickered as he walked away from the group, "Let's go to the next location for the final challenge."

* * *

**(Lake)**

"…Are you kidding me?!" Heather glanced at the smirking host as the teams stare at the large floe after he told them about their final challenge, "Another king of the hill challenge?"

"Nah, I'm not joking." Chris chuckled, "I'm just trying and see how you will react when you fall into icy water…Oh yeah, the team that wiped out first will face the elimination ceremony tonight!"

"Chris, what's our advantage?" Bridgette asked.

"You can pick one team and cut them in half." The host grinned as the travelers gasped, "You can eliminate anyone."

"We pick the Laughing Wolf!" The CIT spoke up before her team can discuss with each other, "I want Naruto, Alejandro, Rodney, Izzy, Jasmine and Trent out of the game."

"But we have to take Eva or Ezekiel out…" Cameron attempted to give her his option but someone cut him off.

"Done!" Chris nodded and the wolves gulped nervously as the CIT smirked cruelly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"If it were me, I should just take some penguins out because they have some strong people." Duncan crossed his arms, "But it's time to put a wolf down because they never have been in elimination ceremony."

_***Static***_

"It's time to end the wolf's streak!" Eva punched her palm.

* * *

"And…" The host snapped his fingers, "Rumble!" Three teams suddenly rush toward the wolf.

"Wait, I can't get wet!" Justin screamed out, "Cold is not good for my fa…" Eva shove him into the water and Jo push Ella and Lindsay off the floe before they both grab the jockette's arms, pulling her into the water during their fall. Shawn trip Cody into the water and the zombie nut quickly sidestep Blaineley's charge before he also trip her off the floe.

"Sorry, Sammy!" Tyler hugged his girlfriend before he jump into the water with Samey, taking themselves out in process.

"…Please go easy on me?" Dakota giggled nervously before everyone shove her off the floe and she grab Topher's and Dawn's arms, taking them down with her.

"It's about time the wolf lost!" Chris smirked at the groaning wolves, "Now who will be next team to be wipe out?" As soon as he finished his sentence, Ezekiel tackle Shawn and Eva into the water with his limbs and Max was next to be eliminated, courtesy of Mike. Katie push Anne Maria off the floe and the tanned woman never notice that Heather just shove Zoey into her, knocking them into the water.

"Now that's two birds with one…" Heather attempted to say something, only to be cut off as Bridgette shove her off the floe and the surfer woman was about to take another person out but Amy trip her off the floe with a evil smirk.

"Wait, where's Duncan?" Courtney glanced around after she kick Beth off the floe and she turn around, only to scream out as Duncan shove her into the water with a chortle.

"I hope the water will cool you off." The punk taunted before he evade Brick's attack and the cadet trip on his feet, landing on the screaming CIT. Duncan glance around to see that his team just lost Harold, Staci and B but they managed to take Mike and Heather out of the game. Scott tossed Cameron into Scarlett and they both fall into the water with a grunt.

"Oh yea…" Scott snickered before Sugar kick him off the floe and the chubby famer open her mouth to mock the scheming farmer but Amy dropkick her into the water. Gwen quickly push the evil twin across the floe and Amy fall into the water with a scream.

"Noah, DJ, we have to…" Gwen trailed off as she notice that she was alone on the floe with the remaining dragonflies, it turned out that Sky just took Noah and DJ out with leg sweep. "…Great…" The goth woman muttered before The Cree woman and the punk toss her into the water.

"Dragonfly win the challenge and their reward is…" Chris gestured at the gold object in Chef's hands, "Gold Snowman!"

"Oh yeah, another gold." Duncan smirked.

"Laughing Wolf, it's time for your first elimination ceremony." The host turned to the groaning team, "Hmm, it's hard to know who will go home tonight."

"And here goes our streak." Trent sighed deeply.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Your team was lucky because you never have an elimination ceremony until now." Chris grinned at the wolves, "Since we are running out of time, I'm gonna cut it short and sweet…After tallied up the votes, the traveler that will go home tonight is…"

"…" The wolves glanced at each other nervously.

"…" Several certain women stared at the redhead.

"…Justin!" The host announced.

"At least I won't get my face damaged like last time." Justin flipped his hair up, causing everyone to swoon over his perfect look.

"Yes, it's good thing…" Chef nodded with a smirk before he suddenly toss the model into the lifeboat as Chris drop the cash bag in the model's laps and the boat drop into the sea. "BEGONE, SIREN!"

"Um…" Alejandro raised his index finger up, "I think you got it wrong with…"

"Who care!" The cooker stomped away from the group and the Latino villain just shrugged his shoulder.

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**(Bridge)**

"Wow, there was so many challenges going on!" Chris grinned, "The Laughing Wolf team had a good streak going on until it run out in Antarctica! There were so many things going on and I can't even catch up with them, I just heard some gossip here and there…"

"Like sissy maggot and a secret admirer and puny maggot's proposal." Chef grunted from the wheel.

"What he just said." The host jabbed his thumb at the cooker, "The questions we have right now are…Will Courtney become more unhinged? Will we find out who have a crush on DJ? Will some travelers get together soon? What kind of challenges will they face? Where will they take place in? Who's next to row the loser-boat back home? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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_Laughing Wolf: Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, Dakota, Ella, Izzy, Jasmine, Lindsay, Naruto, Rodney, Samey, Trent_

_Screaming Penguin: Anne Maria, Dawn, DJ, Eva, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Mike, Noah, Topher_

_Crying Dragonfly: Amy, B, Beth, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Scott, Staci, Sky, Tyler_

_Killer Snail: Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Courtney, Katie, Max, Scarlett, Shawn, Sugar, Zoey_

_Eliminated: Beardo, Dave, Justin, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Owen, Sadie, Sam_

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_**Random WDL Fact: In early development, Amy was planned to be with Tyler before she got switched with Samey.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-two chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Next week, there will be no chapter because I'm taking a short break. The next chapter may will come out on the second week of March with some delay. Just to let you know…**

**Cody and Katie: He finally pop the question to his long-time girlfriend and we notice that it made some people to think about a certain thing.**

**We just saw another shocking elimination and the cash bag is now up to two hundred grand bucks! How many more people will be eliminated for another increase?**

**We also saw that some certain travelers are getting closer in their own way.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	33. Odyssey: Island Hopping

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some of questions may will not be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Pairing: I'm still tight-lipped on it.**

**Coldblue: 1) Everyone will find out who is DJ's admirer soon and how it will turn out? Well…Who know? 3) I already write it down in the notebook but I may will change it, we'll see how it turns out at the end. 4) I really love TD Preview, sometime I would end up rereading it and I'm still wondering about the cast's reactions to certain events. 5) Maybe…Maybe not. We'll see how it will turn out in upcoming chapters.**

**Djinn: Maybe, maybe not…**

**I don't miss any questions? Yes? No? Okay…**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-three chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 33: Odyssey: Island Hopping**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the Laughing Wolf had a good streak while the other teams drop likes flies until they finally receive their first elimination ceremony." Chris grinned, "During these time, several certain travelers tried to get closer to Naruto and he still don't notice it at all…Like mother, like son…I remember one time when I went to the movie with Kushina, she didn't know that we were on a date the whole time! How can she not see that it was a date?! I was holding her…"

"Chris, you're getting off-track again." Chef rolled his eyes.

"Oh, right…" The host cleared his throat, "Where was I? Oh, yeah…Some travelers got closer and there was a marriage proposal! But we still have some questions…What kind of challenges will the travelers face? Are the challenges dangerous or not? Where will we go to? Who will take the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Deck)**

The interns carrying the snoring travelers, put them in the lifeboat and they tiptoe away as one of the interns pull his walkie-talkie out. "Sir, they're all in the boat now." The intern whispered.

"Okay, thank you." Chris' voice snickered, "Chef, it's time." Before the interns know it, the lifeboat suddenly drops into the sea.

"…Where are they going to?" The second intern asked.

"I think Chris did say something about an island but I wasn't listening." The first intern just shrugged.

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**(Lifeboat)**

Naruto give out a yawn before he raise his eyebrow as his right hand squeeze on something soft and his eyes widened right away as soon as he hear a gasp, following by a deadly growl. "Um…" Naruto gulped, it turned out that he accidently groped the evil twin's breast. "Amy, that's not what it look like, dattebayo. It was an…"

"YOU PERVERT!" Amy stomped her boot on the redhead's stomach as she stand up, caused the boat to flip over and the travelers woke up with a startled scream.

"Wha…" Heather held on the overturned boat with the travelers as she glanced around with widened eyes, "What the hell is going on?!"

"Good morning, travelers!" Everyone turned their heads around until they spot their host with a megaphone as he waved at them from the shore, "Welcome to Rapa Nui, aka Easter Island. But before I give you your first challenge, whoever gets here first will win an advantage for his or her team!"

"…Out of my way!" Jo shoved Courtney away as she swims toward the shore, followed by the travelers.

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**(Rapa Nui)**

Chris snickers as he watches some travelers fighting each other and he didn't notice that someone was standing right next to him until she spoke up, causing the host to jump up in air with a yelp. "What kind of advantage does my team get?" Dawn asked.

"D-D-Dawn?" Chris blinked as he tried to calm his beating heart down, "Wasn't you just in the lifeboat…How did you get here?" He noticed something else before he slowly back away from her, "And how come you're not even wet?!"

"What do you mean?" The petite woman tilted her head as several travelers reached the shore, "I just swim all way to here like everyone did."

"But…" The host rubbed his temples, "Never mind…Thank to Dawn, the penguin receive the advantage for the first challenge!" The penguin team cheered together.

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**(Confessional)**

"Dawn may be a little weird but I'm really glad that she's on our team." Eva grunted, "…I still wonder how the hell did she get there without getting wet?! I swear she was on the boat when I swim away from her!"

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"Like I said early, we will have a theme challenges." Chris grinned at the travelers as they dried themselves off, "Our first challenge is…" He pulled a colored egg out, "Easter Egg Hunt! The interns just hide the eggs all over this area and each team must find twenty eggs. The team that find twenty eggs first wins! Penguin, you have five minute head start before everyone will start their hunt…You can start no…Oh, wait!" The penguin members almost tripped on their feet, "A little warning, some eggs are rigged with traps so I suggest you to choose the eggs wisely."

"What else is new?" Duncan rolled his eyes before the penguin team run off as soon as the host start the timer.

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"What the?!" Heather scowled as she glanced at the familiar statues, "Again? Are you fucking kidding me?!" It turned out that the Total Drama has brought the cast's head statues back with extra statutes.

"Does that mean all the eggs are inside them?" DJ scratched his head.

"No, they're not!" Chris hollered from the distance and the penguins raised their eyebrows.

"…Whatever, let's find these dumb eggs before they get here." Jo grunted before her team start looking around.

Mike look inside the bush before he pulls an egg out with a grin, "Guys, I find…" The egg blew up, covering him in tar and feather. "…Never mind." Mike coughed feathers out as Gwen notice something near the Leonard's head statue and she pick a red egg up with a caution.

"I think I find a normal egg." Gwen muttered.

"One minute left, people!" The host announced with his megaphone.

"What?!" Eva snarled, "It only has been two minutes!"

"Yeah, I just changed my mind." Chris laughed evilly, "thirty seconds remaining!"

"Why am I not surprised?" Noah deadpanned as he found the blue egg before it blows up in his face.

"…Say…" The Jamaican giant gulped, "Do you think that we have to put these eggs back with the condor like the World Tour season?"

"…Nah, I don't think so." Heather scoffed as Dawn put the second egg inside the basket, "If it was Chris, he may come up with a twisted challenge and he did say that it's a theme challenge so it must be something different."

"If you say so…" DJ muttered and before they know it, the teams finally show up as they start their hunt for the eggs.

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Thirty minutes went by and four teams have found five eggs as they kept looking around, ignoring several screams from their teammates after they triggered the traps. Amy was carrying the egg after she found it behind the large boulder and she feel a tap on her shoulder, causing her to glance over her shoulder with a scowl as she glare at the redhead. "What do you want, jerk?" Amy growled.

"I want to apologize about the grope early, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head with a sheepish grin, "Gomen."

"…Well…" The evil twin was about to say something but Sugar suddenly come out of nowhere.

"GIMME THAT!" Sugar snatched the egg away as she shoved the evil twin into Naruto before she run away. Amy and Naruto stare at each other with widened eyes, it turn out that they accidentally kiss each other and the evil twin quickly pull away with a blush. The redhead was about to say something, only to blink as he feel something soft in his hands and he raise his eyebrow at Amy's sudden moan before they slowly look down with widened eyes and red faces. During their fall, Naruto somehow got his hands under the evil twin's sweater and his hands were groping her breasts.

"Y-Y-You…" Amy glared at the sweating redhead with shaking shoulders.

"…I-I-I-I'm so…" The redhead stuttered with red face.

"YOU PERVERT!" The evil twin started to beat the screaming redhead up, "LECHER!"

"I can't decide whatever to laugh at them or be very concern about Naruto's health." Trent deadpanned.

"I'm so jealous of her." Izzy pouted and the musician just rolled his eyes.

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**(Confessional)**

"He's such a pervert and jerk!" Amy growled with crossed arms, "I really can't stand him at all! He always kiss me with his soft and warm lip…His hands always make me feel good each time he touch…" She froze up with a dark blush, "…I-I-I mean, he's a sexy lecher and I would date him…W-W-W-Wait, I mean he's a slimy lecher and I won't totally date him at all!"

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Tyler gather four eggs up in his arms with a grin before they all blow up, covering him in multi-colored flours and the clumsy jock fall on his back with a groan.

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Bridgette notice the egg, lying innocently on the ground as she take a few steps and before she know it, the net suddenly hoist her up in air. She struggle around, never notice that Heather just took the egg with an evil smirk and the queen bee run away from the groaning surfer woman.

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Ella gasp happily as soon as she find the egg inside the ear of Leshawna's head statue and she walk away with a smile, never notice that Blaineley was fighting the tentacle egg with a big stick.

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Noah raises his eyebrow at Topher as the host wannabe kicking his legs around, his body was stuck halfway up the nose of Ezekiel's head statue. The bookworm later found out that Topher tried to steal the egg from Duncan and the punk decided to teach the host wannabe a lesson.

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B slowly walk backward as the mutated eggs crawl toward him with a screech before they all jump on his face and the silent man run around, flailing his arms around. He run past Geoff and the party man blinked, only to scream out as one of the mutated egg climbing up his back with a mad giggle.

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Anne Maria smirk to herself as she pick the egg up from the nest and she was about to walk away but Izzy leap on her head, snatching the egg from the Jersey woman before the crazy woman jump away from the scowling Jersey woman with a giggle. "Come back here, loony!" Anne Maria growled as she takes one step, only to fall into the pitfall with a bloodcurdling scream.

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Cameron peek inside the mouth of Owen's head statue before he take the egg out with a smile and a giant tentacle shoot out of the head statue, grabbing the bubble boy in process. It start to smash the poor boy around like a ragdoll and Cameron never notice that he just drop the egg, he also don't notice that Scott give out a evil chuckle as he walk away with the same egg.

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Naruto collect several eggs and he walk toward his team's basket. He glance at Courtney and Max as they argue with each other and the redhead shake his head before the aspiring villain shove the CIT into Naruto's back, knock him into something soft. Naruto slowly lift his head up to see Amy with twitching eyebrow, it turned out that the redhead accidently buried his face in her breasts. "Um…" Naruto gulped as the CIT quickly run away from them, "Gomen?"

"DIE, YOU PERVERT!" Amy stomped on him with a savage roar.

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After a while, the Laughing Wolf and the Screaming Penguin have eighteen eggs and both Dragonfly and Snails only have sixteen eggs. "Found one, my amigo." Alejandro smirked as he dropped the egg inside the basket, "Only one more egg to go."

"We better find the last egg now!" Heather shouted as she placed her egg in the basket, "Quickly! Before they…"

"I got it!" Dakota quickly put the last egg in the basket and her team cheered together.

"Find the last one…" The queen bee finished her sentence with a groan.

"Laughing Wolf wins the first challenge!" Chris clapped with a grin as he walked up to them, "Your next challenge…" The travelers raised their eyebrows at Chef as he pushed the table up to them and they all can see that there was a row of chocolate bunnies. "Chocolate Chuck-fest!"

"…That doesn't sound good." Beth muttered nervously.

"You're right." The host leaned in closer with a sadistic grin, "That don't sound good because after eat these bunnies, you will ride that!" He gestured at the giant spinner, "Everyone will strap in and take a really long ride! If you throw up, you're out of the game…" B opens his mouth to say something.

"Then you restart the spinner after taking one of us out, right?" Sky cut the silent man off.

"Nope, you stay in until one of four teams wipe out." Chris smirked at the nervous travelers, "The team that wiped out first will see me at the elimination ceremony. I hope you can hold your snack down…Not!" He laughed, "Go and eat your bunnies now!"

"Guys, I have a plan…" Scott whispered to his team before he notices that the cameras was in their faces, "Um…What's up with these cameras?"

"Oh, they're just there to make sure that no one will sneak some pieces out." The host replied with a smirk, "No cheat."

"…Never mind." The scheming farmer muttered to his teammates before everyone eat their bunnies at their own pace.

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**(Spinner)**

"Oh boy, I can't wait for it." Chris rubbed his hands with an evil chuckle as the travelers put their belts on, "Chef, start her up!"

"Aye, aye, boss." Chef pulled the switch down with an evil chuckle and the spinner slowly come to alive as it spin around before it reach the max of the speed. It wasn't long enough until B vomit on himself, causing DJ, Ella and Cameron to throw up and several travelers nearly vomit but they managed to hold the bile back. Katie was next person to throw up and her bile flew toward Staci right next to the tanned woman.

"My great-great-great grandpa was the one who invented the sp…" Staci choked as the tanned woman's bile somehow land inside her mouth, causing her to vomit out and Harold puked on his foot after he just witnessed the disgusting sight.

"I…" Max groaned out as his face turned green, "Don't…Feel…So…Go…" He vomited up in air.

"NOOOOO!" Rodney screamed out as the aspiring villain's vomit flew toward him and to him, it was in slow motion before it splat all over his overall. The smell cause him to throw up all over his body and Cody throw up, followed by Lindsay, Blaineley, Tyler, Noah, Topher and Geoff.

"Oh …" Trent gagged, "It's like watching two girls, one cup all over again…"

"OH DUDE!" Duncan's face turned green, "DON'T REMIND ME THA…" He threw up all over and some of the bile splat on Samey.

"Oh, gross!" Samey cried out before she vomit, accidentally covered her sister's face and Amy lost her snack.

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**(Confessional)**

"Ew…" Amy shivered with a scowl, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to wash these nasty puke out?!"

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After a while, Sky and Scott were the only members left on the dragonfly team and they hope they can outlast the remaining players, which are Izzy, Naruto, Jasmine, Eva, Dawn, Shawn and Sugar. "Ooh, I don't think I can make…" Sky said before she throw up and her bile accidentally splat all over Scott's face, causing the scheming farmer to lose his lunch.

"Crying Dragonfly is out so that mean they will see me at the elimination ceremony tonight!" Chris grinned.

"Great, now please get us out…" Heather moaned.

"Well…" The host hummed, "I'll stop the ride…As soon as the last one chuck!"

"FUUUUCK YOOOOU!" Jo cried out before everyone vomit all over the ride.

"…Eh, I'll let the intern get it." Chef shrugged his shoulders, he don't want to clean the stinky spinner up.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Okay, the last shrimp here will go to B or Staci." Chris jiggled the shrimp in his hand after the cooker passed the shrimps out to the lucky dragonflies, "The one that will get it is…"

"…" The chatterbox bit her nails nervously.

"…" The silent man fidgeted with cold sweats.

"…Staci!" The host announced as B stand up with a pout, "B, hop aboard the loser-boat!"

"Any last word?" Chef smirked at the silent man as Chris gave B the cash bag and B open his mouth to say something but the cooker just drop him in the sea. "But again, I kept forget that you're mute."

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**(Sundeck)**

Sky stretches her arms out after a long shower, she was so glad that she finally get rid of the vomit smell. She walks toward the lounge chair before the Cree woman notice the redhead as he read something and she sneak over to him. "Boo." Sky wrapped her arms around Naruto as he almost jumped up in air and she raised her eyebrow as soon as the redhead turned his head to reveal that he was wearing glasses.

"Oh, Sky." Naruto chuckled, "You just scared me, dattebayo."

"Sorry." The aspiring Olympian smiled as she take a seat next to the redhead, "…I don't know that you need glasses to read."

"Oh, I don't need it, dattebayo." The redhead removed his glasses with a light chuckle, "I was trying to get used to the glasses for my next role, dattebayo."

"Ah, I see." Sky nodded, "…Naruto, do you have free time now?"

"Hai." Naruto tilted his head, "Why?"

"Well, as your wife, I'm feeling a little neglected." The Cree woman joked, "My husband should have spent some time with me."

"Gomen, I'm a worst husband, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head with a chuckle, "What does my wife have in mind?"

"We're gonna take a little swim and have a quick dinner." Sky pulled him up as she dragged him by his arm before she whisper to herself, "And if I'm lucky…A little cuddle time."

"I missed the last part, what did you just said?" Naruto blinked and the Cree woman waved it off as they walk toward the pool before the redhead realizes something. "Um…Sky, what about the swimsuit?"

"I'm wearing mine under the clothes and you can swim in your underwear." Sky winked and the redhead nodded as he rubbed his head. 'Maybe I should tease him while I take my clothes off?' The Cree woman thinks to herself with a red face. It turned out that she was wearing an orange microkini bikini that she only wear in private and she decide to use it to catch his attention. She was glad that it was just her and Naruto alone in the pool for the rest of the night, plus it's a win for her since the redhead was too shunned to say anything for several hours.

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**(Hallway)**

Several days went by and the travelers were snoring in their beds before the horn blare throughout the hall. "NOW WHAT?!" Eva opened her door with a slam.

"Travelers, right now we are in one of Philippines' islands!" Chris' voice rang out, "I can't remember the name of this island…"

"Balabac Island, you nitwit!" Chef's voice grunted.

"Eh, forget it, I don't care." The host's voice muttered, "Anyway…And guess what? We are gonna have two separate challenges today! One of them is reward challenge and other one is not reward challenge…I'm not telling you which one so you better be on your guard!" The PA cut off with an evil laughter.

"…I hope it's something less gross…" Katie muttered with a shiver and some travelers agreed with her since they can't get over the last challenge.

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**(Philippine: Balabac Island)**

"Everyone, do you know what time it is for?" Chris grinned at the travelers.

"Breakfast?" Naruto muttered, receiving a glare from his father.

"No…" The host rolled his eyes, "It's challenge time and your challenge is…" He gestured at the largest barrel, "Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu 2.0!"

"2.0?" Zoey blinked confusingly, "Um…Is there something different this time?"

"Oh yeah!" Chris chuckled, "If you look closer, you can see that there are more than one spring seat…" The travelers glanced at the barrel to see that there were 36 spring seats, "Nine members from each team will be the pirates and one player will be the stabber. Your goal is to eliminate your opponent's pirates by stab the correct slot but beware! You might eliminate your pirate if you happen to stab their slot! The team with remaining pirate wins the challenge! Teams, choose your stabber…Wolf, two of your teammates have to sit out since you have more members than other teams."

"I request that the wolf won't pick Naruto for the stabber's position." Heather raised her hand up, "I'm pretty sure that he would just wipe us out without ousting his own teammates."

"Done!" The host nodded, it's no fun if his son gets picked to be the wolf's stabber and he was pretty sure that with Naruto's luck, he can wipe the teams out in one shot.

"Looks like I'm gonna join the pirates, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head.

"Ooh, I want to be the stabber." Izzy grinned and her teammates just shrugged their shoulders as Rodney and Blaineley volunteered to sit out.

"Guys, I'm gonna…" Harold attempted to say something to the dragonflies, only to cut off.

"I'm the stabber and that's it." Duncan grunted and he glances around to see that the snails chose Brick and the penguins pick Eva.

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**(Confessional)**

"It's good thing that they don't pick anyone with good luck." Beth gulped nervously, "But I'm still nervous because there's a good chance that I will fly out and end up getting hurt."

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"Eva will start it off." Chris grinned at the bodybuilder and Eva glance at the slots before she insert the sword into the bottom slot, launching Tyler up in air. Duncan quickly stab his sword into the middle slot and Sugar pop out with a scream, followed by Jasmine as soon as Brick stab the top-right slot. Izzy thrust her sword into the top-left slot before Anne Maria fly out and Eva chose the bottom-left slot, launching Mike up into the air.

"Whoops, my bad…" Eva muttered sheepishly.

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Max cried out as he flinging his arms around in air before he land on something and the aspiring villain wince as he notice that his feet just land on Rodney's groin. "W-W-W-Why, boss, why!" Rodney whimpered in pain.

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Beth land on the ground with a thump and she groan out before Lindsay land on her as the farmer woman give out another groan.

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Chris duck under the screaming bookworm and the host laugh at Noah as the bookworm land in the mud before Ezekiel crash into the host's back, caused Chris to fall into the mud. Chris lifts his head up with a glare as the eliminated travelers and Chef laughing at him.

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Brick insert his sword into the top slot before he hear someone land right behind him with a angry cry and he turn around to see the glaring CIT. "…Sorry." The cadet chuckled nervously before he run away with a bloodcurdling scream as Courtney chase him around with the swords, they never notice that Bridgette and Shawn were eliminated by Izzy and Eva, respectively.

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Naruto brushing the dust off after he hit the ground and he raise his eyebrow as he heard a screaming. Before he knows it, Sky falls into his arms and the Cree woman blushes as soon as the redhead smiles at her. She was about to say something but Heather crash into them and the queen bee give Sky an smug smirk, she was glad that she cut their moment short.

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Staci rambles to the remaining pirates and they all gritting their teeth with a glare before they smirk as the chatterbox launch up in air with a scream. "About time she shut…" Scott scoffed before the spring cut him off, launching him up in air.

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Blaineley filing her nails with bored expression before she raise her eyebrow as the shadow cover her and she look up to see Trent, flinging toward her with a scream. The blonde woman do not have any chance to move as the musician crash into her and Naruto was about to help them but Ella land on his back, knocking him down.

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After several turns, each team has one pirate left in the barrel and the stabbers felt very nervous as they glance at several remaining slots. "Brick, you better not get Zoey out!" Courtney hollered from the sideline, her team only has Zoey left.

"Don't worry…" Brick muttered as he chose the middle-right slot before Geoff pop out and the cadet release his breath. Eva quickly stab the top slot and the barrel fling Zoey up in air as the snails start to grumble at their luck.

"Snails is first to be out!" Chris grinned, "I wonder which team will be next to go?" Duncan thrust his sword in the bottom slot, only to wince as Amy scream out in air. "Oh, bad luck there! Dragonfly is gone now!" The host glanced at Cody and Jo, "The next one will end the game and I'm curious who will fly out." Izzy lick her lips before she chose the top-left slot and it launch the jockette up in air as the wolves cheered together. "Laughing Wolf wins the challenge!"

"You are so gone!" The CIT pointed at the nervous cadet with a sneer, "That is all your fault!"

"Whoa, there!" The host held his hands up with a chuckle, "It's not an elimination challenge but a reward challenge." The CIT crossed her arms with a scoff, "Wolf, you win the gold miniature Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu!"

"Cool." Lindsay held the gold barrel up as the travelers can see that there was a gold sword inside the barrel before she poke it and the gold pirate pop out.

"Our second challenge will start in about one hour so take a short break." The host walked away with a chuckle.

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**(Confessional)**

"Oh, man, I'm so lucky." Brick wiped the sweats off his forehead, "I better make it up in the next challenge."

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The travelers loitering around until their host finally show up with Chef and they raise their eyebrows at the cooker as he carries the portable blackboards. "Okay, our first part of challenge is…" Chris grinned but something cut him off.

"Chris." The said person blinked at the travelers.

"What?" The host glanced around with a frown, "Did anyone call out for me?"

"No, but…" Alejandro raised his index finger.

"I don't care, we have challenge to do…" Chris waved his hand around, "Okay, our first challenge…"

"Chris!"

"WHAT?!" The host threw his hands up as he turned around with a glare before his eyes widened at the familiar creature, "OH HELL NO, NOT YOU!"

"Chris, fuck you!" Igor flew to the screaming host as it tried to claw his face, "FUCK YOU, BITCH!"

"CHEF, TAKE OVER!" Chris cried out as he ran away from the parrot and it chases him down into the forest.

"Fucking claw your eyes out, motherfucker!" Igor cried out.

"…Good thing that Ma-chan's still sleeping in her bed, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to Gwen.

"Yeah…" Gwen nodded, "…Remind me to buy an earplug for her after the challenge."

"Eyes on me, maggots!" Chef barked, "Your first challenge is pretty simple. It's a riddle-solving challenge."

"All we have to do is just solve a riddle?" Scarlett raised her eyebrow.

"Yes." The cooker nodded as he pulled four scrolls out, "Whoever solves the riddle first will get the best map and the team that solves it in last place will get the worst map. You can start your second part of challenge as soon as you get your map and you have to find your own treasure chest before you bring it back here to me. The team that shows up in last place will go straight to the elimination ceremony."

"Do the team get same riddle or not?" Jasmine asked.

"Nope, everyone have different riddles." Chef muttered as he passed the blackboards and cards out to the travelers, "You may start now."

Samey flip the card over before she read it out loud so the wolves can hear her, "In the middle of winter, a woman is found dead in her bed, with multiple stab wounds in the stomach. Soaked into the sheets is a massive amount of blood, along with blood drops on the carpet. On the side table beside her bed, there is a glass full of water mixed with blood. What was the murder weapon, where is it now, and how was she killed?"

"Knife?" Rodney rubbed his head, only to sigh as the intern shake his head after he check their answer.

"Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?" Geoff read the card before the dragonflies stare at each other with blank expression, they don't know the answer.

"We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we?" Dawn spoke to the penguins before they start to discuss with each other.

Katie rubs her neck as she read the card to the snails, "A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?"

"Oh jeez, I don't know the answer to this one." Bridgette groaned to herself.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…I don't think it should be the first room." Cameron tapped his cheek in deep thought.

_***Static***_

"It's impossible to solve the riddle." Harold sighed, "There is no eight-letter words that can remain a word."

_***Static***_

"If it was allowed, I would trade my riddle with anyone else." Jo grumbled, "Whose idea was it to give us the riddles?"

_***Static***_

"Chef and Chris." The intern deadpanned.

* * *

**(Chris)**

The host punch Igor's beak and the parrot kept slashing him with its claw as they fought through the forest, ignoring some odd stares from the animals before they fall down the cliff. "Fuck you, Chris!" Igor squeaked.

"Fuck you, you flying rat!" Chris shouted before the parrot tackles him into the river.

* * *

The teams pouncing on the riddles before Cameron snap his fingers and he write his answer down on the blackboard as the intern check it. "Why did you choose the third room?" The intern asked.

"Because the lions in the third room are dead since they don't eat anything for three years." Cameron replied.

"That's right." The intern nodded, "You may take the map and…"

"Let's go!" Courtney snatched the map before she run off with her team.

"Go…" The intern sighed.

"Ah…" Dawn wrote something down before the intern check it, "The answer is words."

"That's correct." The intern nodded and the penguins quickly take their map as they run off.

"Oh, man…" Tyler groaned, "I think we will never get a chance to starting the challenge."

"…Starting!" Duncan widened his eyes before he write something down, "Of course, it's starting!"

"Yeah, right." Harold scoffed, "It's not the starting, you idiot. Quit showing off…"

"Starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I." The intern muttered before he gives them a nod, "That's right, you may start the challenge."

"WHAT!" The nerd dropped his jaw, "B-B-But starting doesn't have…"

"Shut up and let's get this challenge over with." The punk walked into the forest with a snort.

"…Oh, how can't I see that sooner?!" Alejandro smacked his forehead, "The murder weapon is icicle! Think! It was in middle of winter and someone use icicle as a weapon. The murderer put it in the glass to melt it and that's why there was blood with water!"

"I hope that we won't end up in last place." Dakota sighed.

"Yeah…" Cody muttered, "…I still wonder if Chris is still fighting that parrot or not."

* * *

**(Chris)**

"Fuck you!" Igor cried out, "Fuck you! Fuck you, Chris!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Chris slammed the parrot into the tree before he swing the creature into another tree, "You're so…" He cried out as the creature bit his hand, "Why you little…"

"MOTHERFUCKER!" The parrot flew into his groin, causing the host to drop on his knees with painful groan before Igor tackle him off the cliff again and it was about to fly away but the host grab it in midair.

"I'M TAKING YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME!" The host screamed out before they land into the lake.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"Do you think there will be some traps?" Katie asked nervously as the snails walk through the forest and Scarlett was about to say something.

"Yeah, it's oblivious that there will be some traps." Courtney cut the scientist off with an eyeroll, "But it's pretty odd that we don't come across any…" She cried out as she fall into the pit and some snails wince as soon as they hear several snapping, it turn out that the pit was filled with mousetraps.

* * *

Dakota chew on her lips as she glances at the map, "Um…I think we have to go right?" It was hard to tell because it turn out that their map look like it was draw by a child and it was so confusing to tell which way led to the chest, courtesy of squiggly lines.

"Can I see that?" Naruto asked before he takes it, "Huh? It looks like Ma-chan's drawing, dattebayo…" He glanced at the map for a while, "…Yeah, we have to go right, dattebayo." He hand it back to the rich woman, never notice that the swinging log missed him by a hair.

"I'm still amazed that he didn't notice that all the traps kept miss him by miles." Rodney muttered.

"You and me." Jasmine deadpanned.

* * *

"It's pretty tame, compared to other challenges." Gwen glanced at her teammates.

"True…" Heather crossed her arms, "But I bet you there will be some kind of big trap at the end."

"Agreed." Eva grunted before they hear a scream right behind and the penguins turn around to see that the boulder just fall on Topher.

"C-C-Can someone please get it off me!" The host wannabe wailed out.

* * *

"…Why does it always happen to you, bro?" Geoff shook his head.

"I have no clue…" Tyler groaned out, it turned out that he just triggered the trap and end up getting tied up by the ropes. It took several dragonflies to untie him since the knots were too complex.

"Who the hell made these knots?" Amy growled.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Chef takes a sip of his tea as he reading the book, revealing that it was based on Japanese bondage. "…What?" The cooker raised his eyebrow at the camera, "They have pretty useful pattern with ropes and it's hilarious to see some maggots getting stuck with these ropes."

* * *

The wolves dodge the swinging boulders and logs before it knock Trent into other boulders, tossing him around like a ragdoll and Jasmine was about to help him but she fall into the pitfall as they hear a lot of snapping mousetraps.

* * *

Zoey duck under the cannonball as the cannons appear out of nowhere and firing the cannonballs at the snails. "No cannonball can stop me from…" Max stood up proudly before the cannonball hit him and it fly off with the screaming aspiring villain.

"Max!" Cameron gasped before another cannonball takes him among for the ride.

"Cameron!" Brick stood up and the third cannonball took him up in air.

"Bric…" Katie was about to stand up but her teammates pull her down, just in time to avoid the cannonball.

* * *

The penguins balance themselves as they walk across the log, over the waterfall and several penguins duck under the swinging logs. "How far is it?" Jo grumbled.

"Not so far." Dawn replied.

"Why, back in my day, we don't…" Chester muttered before the swinging log knocks him off as he falls down to the river with a bloodcurdling scream, "I'M TOO OLD TO SWIM!"

"…I'll get him." Anne Maria dove into the water.

* * *

"And before her, the people have to use leaves as wipes to clean…" Staci rambled before a coconut hit her right in mouth, knocking her out.

"What the fuck?!" Scott dove under the barrage of coconuts and they glance around to see that there was an army of monkeys with cannon guns.

"…The fuck?" Amy raised her eyebrows and one of the monkey screeches loudly before they fire the coconuts at the screaming dragonflies.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Who the hell gave them the cannon guns?" Sky touched her bruise with a wince.

_***Static***_

"Chris did." Chef grunted, "…Have anyone get their eyes on Chris yet?"

* * *

**(Chris)**

The ruggedly host stumble out of the forest with a heavy pant, "Finally…Now that dumb flying rat won't bother me anymo…"

"YOU'RE MY BITCH!" Igor rammed into the host's back before the creature pecking him in head.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, BASTARD!" Chris swatted the parrot away.

"NEVER, BITCH!" The parrot attacked the host.

* * *

**(Woods)**

"There it is…" Bridgette panted as her team finally found their treasure chest, "Now we have to hurry and bring it back to…" Something cut her off as it crash into the ground few meters away from them and they slowly raise their heads up with dropping jaws. It was a giant gorilla robot in a pirate outfit and it has a giant barrel on the right arm.

"…Now we have a robot?!" Shawn muttered nervously before the robot open its' chest to reveal a screen.

"Is that thing on?" Chef's face appeared on the screen, "I might forget to tell you that each treasure chest have a gori-pirate guardian and they will do anything to protect their booty…Oh, and they are armed with cannon that can fire a giant ball of stinky underwears!"

"When did we have robots on this show?!" Courtney threw her hands up, "And where did you get them from?"

"From the beginning of this season." The cooker shrugged, "And we sto…Eh, borrow them from B's company."

"…You stole them from…" Cameron said before the screen went blank and the gori-pirate release a savage roar, causing the snails to run away with a scream.

* * *

"Oh, come on!" Duncan ducked under the stinky ball, "I'm cool with traps, normal animals, mutated animals and some sick-o challenges…But a robot?! Someone is gonna die!" He pointed at the sky with deadly glare, "You hear me? I said die!"

"Less talk, more run!" Amy screamed out as Sky and Ezekiel carried the chest and the gori-pirate managed to hit Geoff in the back.

"Ooh, that really reeks!" Geoff gagged.

* * *

"B is gonna be so mad when he find out, dattebayo!" Naruto leaped over the ball as they ran away from the gori-pirate with the treasure chest and Rodney open his mouth to say something but the stinky ball explode right in his face.

"NOOO!" The country man sobbed as he clawed his eyes, "OH, THE HORRIBLE! THE SMELL!"

"Hurry!" Alejandro sidestepped the ball, "The soon we get there, the soon the robot will leave us alone!"

* * *

"Take that and that!" Eva smashed the boulder into the destroyed robot and her team just runs away with a deadpan expression.

"This robot shouldn't have jump on Eva in first place." Noah deadpanned.

"At least we can get there without any harm." DJ muttered, earning some nods from his teammates.

* * *

**(Chef)**

The cooker was reading a newspaper with bored expression before he raises his eyebrow at the sound of a crazed laughing and he turns his head around to see his boss stumble out with bloody face. "Chef, you should have seen this stupid flying rat!" Chris laughed, "He can't take it anymore and fly out of here! I win! I win!" He pass out in front of the cooker and before Chef know it, a bird shit drop on top of the host's head.

"…I think Igor win this round." Chef shrugged before he notices the racing teams, "Ah, about time you show up…" The Snail was first to reach him, followed by Dragonfly and Penguin before the Wolf show up in last place. "The snail wins the challenge!" The cooker announced as the snails cheered together, "Wolf, you're going straight to the elimination ceremony…"

"Hey, where's the gold?!" Courtney gestured at the empty chest, "Where's our reward?!"

"Chris?" The cooker nudged the host.

"No…" The host said dizzily, "Reward…This…Time…"

"What he just said." Chef grunted.

"UGH!" The CIT stomped her feet and the snails start to grumble as other teams snickered at them.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Chris is still in sick bay so I'm gonna be in charge for tonight's elimination ceremony." The cooker glanced at the wolves, "Okay, I just checked the result and I'm gonna pass the shrimps out to the lucky bastards. If you don't get one, that mean you are the tonight's loser…Now, the lucky bastards are…" He flicked the shrimps out to the wolves, "Alejandro, Naruto, Lindsay, Cody, Jasmine, Izzy, Samey, Trent, Blaineley, Ella and Jasmine…" Chef glanced at Dakota and Rodney, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The rich woman gulped.

"…" The country man fidgeted nervously.

"…Rodney!" Chef announced before he toss the rich woman into the lifeboat with a cash bag.

"Well, I don't care about your stupid show and I really hope that I won't come back here…" Dakota crossed her arms with a huff before she scream out as the lifeboat drop into the sea.

"I don't care if you want to come back or not!" The cooker yelled over the rail.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

"Jasmine, may I have some of your time?" The said woman glanced over her shoulder to see Alejandro with a smile.

"Um…" Jasmine scratched her cheek, "Sure. What's up?"

"Would you like to spend some time with me tomorrow if we don't have any challenges?" The Latino villain asked with a flirty smirk.

"O-O-O-Oh, well…" The giant woman rubbed her neck before she give him a nod, "Yeah, I would like that."

"Wonderful, it's a date." Alejandro turned around on his heels as he walked away with a smirk, "I'll see you tomorrow."

"…Date…" Jasmine fidgeted nervously before she run down the hallway, 'Better find Samey and ask her for tips!'

* * *

**(Ballroom)**

"We are gonna eat here?" Naruto raised his eyebrow as Dawn dragged him into the room with a basket, "When you told me that you want to eat with me, I thought we were going to eat in dining room, dattebayo."

"I like that place better than the dining room." Dawn placed the blanket on the floor, "Please take a seat." The redhead sat down and before he knows it, the petite woman sits down on his laps as she open the basket.

"D-D-D-Dawn, why are you sitting on my laps again?" The redhead stuttered.

"Because that's one of your punishments." The petite woman replied quickly, "You should have paid more attention to me."

"But it's hard to pay attention to you since we're on different teams, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"I know." Dawn nodded as she gave him a slice of cherry pie, "I just miss you."

"Really, you do?" The redhead chuckled as he ruffled her hair, "I miss you too, dattebayo." He took a bite out of his pie slice, "The pie is pretty awesome, dattebayo. Did you made it or…?"

"I made it in the kitchen while Chef's out." The petite woman nodded before she surprised him with a peck on his cheek.

"W-W-W-What was that for?" Naruto blinked.

"Like I said, that's one of your punishments." Dawn leaned her head against his chest, "Now please feed me some of these pies."

"…Okay…" The redhead fed her with a puzzled expression, why do some people keep getting him confusing.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

A week went by, the travelers were enjoying their lunch and several travelers were making small talks. "My great-great-great-granduncle, Bobby, was the one who invented scrambled eggs and before him, the people have to eat sunny side up eggs…" Staci rambled, "Oh, and…"

"Shut up." Scott muttered but the chatterbox didn't stop her rambling, "Shut up! SHUT UP!"

"What's the matter with you?" The chatterbox blinked confusingly.

"UGH!" The scheming farmer groaned into his hands, "What's the matter with me? No, what the fucking is wrong with…"

"Attention, maggots!" Chef's voice cut Scott off as the PA squeaked out, "We are about to approaching Java, which is in Indonesia."

"…Another island?" Cameron raised his eyebrow before he turns his head to the travelers, "I'm starting to think that there must be a pattern."

"Yeah, I think so." Noah agreed.

* * *

**(Indonesia: Java)**

The travelers raise their eyebrows as they stare at the studio and their host walk up to them with a cheesy grin. "Today, our challenge is…" Chris gestured at the studio, "Make a movie clip! Each team will have to create a short clip and it will be judged by me, Chef and…" He pulled the confused redhead to his side, "Naruto! He gets a immunity for tonight's elimination ceremony, just in case if his team happen to lose the challenge."

"What?!" Everyone cried out before Courtney place her fists on hip, "That's so unfair! You can't take him out of the…"

"So you want to go against a famous actor?" The host smirked at the CIT, "Not to mention that he's one of A-list celebrities? Boy, that would be so overkill to see an amateur actor trying to out-act him…"

"…Never mind." The CIT muttered, "It's totally fair."

"Anyway, the team with best picture wins the challenge and whoever bombed so badly will see me at the elimination ceremony." Chris chuckled as Chef wheeled the lottery machine in, "If some of you remember it but I'm pretty sure that you don't remember it since it was long time ago…This machine will decide on the actor and actress by selecting a ball and it have your face on it, you are the actor or actress…Naruto, ready?"

"Hai, we will start with Killer Snail, dattebayo." Naruto waited until the balls come out of the machine, "The chosen snails are…Cameron and Scarlett!"

"Aw, why can't it be me?" Sugar huffed before she poses around, "I'm very sexy and hottest! I should be the actress instead of that…"

"The Screaming Penguin, your actors will be…" The redhead cut the chubby farmer off, "Noah and DJ!"

"Great, I always want to be an actor." The bookworm said sarcastically.

"Trent and Samey will act for the Laughing Wolf, dattebayo." Naruto showed the balls to the travelers, "Now for the Crying Dragonfly…"

"Please, please…" Duncan pleaded to himself, he hope it don't end up on someone that will screw everything up.

"…Beth and Staci!" The redhead announced.

"…Great…" The punk grumbled, the chatterbox better not mess it up.

"Now you have your actors and actresses." Chris chuckled, "You have seven hours to make a movie clip…Go work on your storyboard…NOW!" The teams ran into the studio and the redhead felt a tug on his pant, caused him to look down to see his daughter.

"Daddy, can we play?" Maeve asked with a grin.

"Sure, what do you want to play?" Naruto ruffled her hair up.

"Tea party, nya!" The little girl pulled her father with a giggle.

* * *

**(Studio)**

"So what genre are we gonna do?" Cody asked.

"…Noir?" Rodney rubbed his head.

"Nah, I think we should do slice of life." Jasmine muttered.

"Ooh!" Izzy waved her hand around, "Monster flick! I want to make a monster flick, you know, like a battle between two…No, three giant monsters!"

"Um…" Alejandro sighed, "How about that? Everyone, pick your own genre and we'll vote on it after hearing the ideas, okay?" The wolves agreed with the Latino villain.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I wish Chris won't have take Aniki out because he will come up with something that will help us win the challenge." Alejandro crossed his arms, "It's pretty hard to come up with something in short time."

* * *

"No, no, no, we're not gonna do a fantasy movie!" Heather glared at the goth woman, "We are doing drama!"

"No, we are going for the fantasy!" Gwen argued with the queen bee and they never notice that their team was setting up the set.

"Shall we tell them that we already decided on mystery genre?" Mike whispered to Noah.

"Nah, let them get it out of their system." Noah shrugged, "Trust me."

"If you say so…" The unpredictable man gulped.

* * *

Cameron's eyes widened as he read the script with red face, "Um…I'm not sure about this scene at the end…"

"You have to do it and I don't care if you're against it." Courtney glared at the sweating bubble boy before she turns back to the set.

"But…" The bubble boy attempted to say something but someone place a hand on his shoulder and he glance up to see the smirking scientist.

"Like what she just said, you will have to do it and to let you know that…" Scarlett leaned in closer with a coyly smirk, "I'm fine with that scene, what about you?"

"I-I-I-I'm fine with it." Cameron nodded furiously.

"Good." The scientist patted his head.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Usually, I would like to make my own video but few things that ruin the fun for me are…" Duncan held several fingers up with a scowl, "One, Staci won't shut her big mouth shut…Two, Harold is acting like a control freak when it come to film, going on about art…And three, I have to keep my eyes on Scott so he can't come up with any schemes…But again, I'm tempted to let him sabotage this challenge."

* * *

"It was my great-great-gre…" Staci was about to start to ramble off.

"FOCUS!" Beth shouted as the chatterbox jumped in air before the farmer woman giggle sheepishly, "Oh, I mean, it's not your line yet…" The chatterbox just resumes their acting with a shrug.

"No, we have to do the pan shot instead of crane shot!" Harold shouted at Duncan as the nerd move the camera, "Gosh, I went to the film…"

"Dude, I don't care about your stupid camps." Duncan grunted, "Just finish the shooting."

"Then you should have listened to…" The nerd muttered.

"And stop talking or else!" The punk growled with a deadly glare, causing the nerd to close his mouth with a gulp.

* * *

**(Theater)**

The teams take their seats as soon as their time limit expired and they glance at their judges in the balcony. "Like I said early, your movie clip will be judging by me, your handsome host…" Chris smirked as the travelers rolled their eyeballs before he gesture at the next two judges, "Chef, one of the top critics…"

"I'm not happy that I'm gonna watch some suckiest movies." Chef crossed his arms.

"And Naruto, the famous actor!"

"I'm looking toward your videos, dattebayo." Naruto folded his hands with a grin.

"Oh, yeah, almost forget something." The host handed the contact to the redhead, "Need you to sign it. It's a wavier that you are judging the challenge, unbiased and unfavored, fair and square. Just a little something to calm some certain people down…Like Courtney."

"I heard that!" The said woman shouted from her seat.

"Hmm, fair to me, dattebayo." The redhead read the contact before he signs it and the host snatch it away with a grin.

"Now where was I?" Chris rubbed his chin before he snap his fingers, "Oh yeah! The judges will watch your clips and after our discussion, we will announce the best and worst video. Let's start with…" He glanced around, "The penguins! Can you tell us a bit about your video…Like what genre it is, title and your character's name?"

"DJ and Noah play as Ralph and James, respectively." Heather muttered with crossed arms, "The movie's genre is mystery and the title is The Black Grave. Just start the damn video and get it over with."

* * *

**(The Black Grave Clip)**

Ralph rub his chin with a deep frown as he stare at the empty grave before he snap his fingers and he glance at James. "James, I believe I just solve the case." Ralph muttered.

"Really?" James blinked, "Who did it?"

"The murderer is…" Ralph turned around with a glare, "You! James, you killed Christopher and removed his body from the grave!"

"…Ah, I see…" James smirked, "Tell me, what give me away?"

"Simple…" Ralph frowned, "The dirt under your nails matched to the dirt here…Things that you know about the case and Christopher that no one knows about…"

"What do you mean?" James frowned.

"…I never told you that the murder weapon was a letter opener." Ralph replied as James gasped, "Usually, when people notice the stab wound on the body, they would assume that it was a kitchen knife or a switchblade."

"Dammit…" James muttered angrily before he quickly pulls out the gun.

"…Are you going to end it like that?" Ralph muttered.

"Yes, farewell." James fired his gun at the detective, send him into the empty grave and he was about to walk away but James clicked his tongue as he heard the sirens. "Dammit."

* * *

The screen went black before Chris clear his throat, "Well, that was little cliché. Judges?"

"So-so." Chef grunted, "I felt like they need to work on their lines more."

"Well, I think the acting was pretty good, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"Snails, you're up!" The host grinned.

"Our movie is romance and it's called The Force." Courtney said, "Cameron play as Sammy and Scarlett play as Hilda." The clip start to play on the screen.

* * *

**(The Force Clip)**

"But I'm not sure about that." Sammy gulped nervously as Hilda push him against the wall with a smirk, "I don't think I can…"

"Hush." Hilda covered his mouth as she leaned in closer to whisper into his ear, "I want you so badly…I want you to take me right now!"

"But you're my boss!" Sammy cried out, "Not to mention that you're married! I don't want to get you in any tro…"

"I don't care!" Hilda pulled him into a deep kiss before she push him against the wall again, "You have no idea how badly I really want to do that…Because of you, I have fall in love all over again and I don't care about the consequences…Take me now!"

"But I can't…" Sammy said before she cut him off with a kiss.

"How about now?" Hilda whispered huskily.

"No…" She gave him another kiss.

"Now?"

"I refuse to…" A deep kiss cut him off and her hand rubbing on his chest.

"Now?"

"…O-O-Okay but we can't go any f…" Sammy stuttered before Hilda shoves him down with a smirk of predator.

"I am so gonna enjoy that…" Hilda whispered.

* * *

"…" No one said anything as they stared at the black screen before Chris turns his head to the judges, "Guys?"

"I feel a little dirty after watching that." Chef muttered, "But it was pretty decent."

"Ditto." Naruto coughed with a lightly blush, "I really like that the character, Hilda, show a real love in a certain manner and how nervous Sammy look like…It look so real, dattebayo."

"It was real." Scarlett whispered to the blushing bubble boy with a teasing smirk.

"I agreed with them." The host nodded with a smirk, "Up next…Wolf!"

"Trent and Samey play as John and Robin in a musical movie, known as Good Luck, John." Alejandro spoke before the screen play the video as the judge watches 'John' singing a song while 'Robin' play as backup singer. There were a lot of color edits and some close-up shots before it finally end.

"Why can't anyone learn that musical movies are not your best bet?" Chef rolled his eyes, "I'll say so-so."

"Hmm, it was not bad but to me, it feels like one of these musical video, dattebayo." Naruto nodded.

"I honestly never like musical movie because it always ruin the movie." Chris shrugged, "Dragonfly, your turn…"

"Our movie is a horror film, called Doomed and Staci and Beth played as helpless women." Harold puffed his chest out as the judges raised their eyebrows at the lack of character's names, "Start the flick and bask in the greatest flick ever!"

* * *

**(Doomed Clip)**

"Hurry, we can hide in this place!" Beth pointed at the old shack and for some reason, the camera kept moving up and down in a shakily manner.

"Ah, did you know that the shack was invented by my great-great-great-great…" Staci rambled before the farmer woman covered the chatterbox's mouth.

"Quite!" The farmer woman dragged the chatterbox toward the shack, "I can heard him coming!"

"Who?" The chatterbox raised her eyebrow and everything suddenly went static with a low battery.

* * *

"…"

"…"

"…That's the wrong tape…" The nerd dropped his jaw.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't help it." Scott chuckled with crossed arms, "The completed tape was sitting there next to this bad tape and I just switched the label…Hey, don't judge me. It's in my nature and I can't fight it."

_***Static***_

"I just saw what Scott did." Duncan grunted, "But I'm gonna let it slide for now because I'm annoyed right now."

* * *

"Can I show you another ta…" Harold was about to finish his sentence but the cooker cut him off.

"Worse movie ever!" Chef crossed his arms with a scowl.

"Well…" Naruto rubbed his neck, "Yeah, it really sucks so bad that I want to leave the studio, dattebayo. Gomen."

"So it's agreed that dragonfly's clip is worst clip, right?" Chris asked as the judges nodded, "Look like one dragonfly will bomb out tonight…But the question is…Who have the best clip?"

"I'll say the Killer Snails, dattebayo." The redhead replied.

"I agree with the brat." The cooker nodded, "It's better than the other three clips."

"Then the Killer Snails win the challenge!" The host grinned as the said team cheered, "Their reward is…Gold miniature camera trophy!"

"About time." Courtney snatched her trophy from the cart as the intern walk past them and the dragonfly members glance at a certain dragonfly with narrowed eyes.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Everyone have their own shrimps except for Harold and Staci." Chris glanced at the said travelers, "One of you will go home tonight and it is…"

"…" The nerd sweated with a nervous gulp.

"…" The chatterbox chews on her nails.

"…Staci!" The host announced as Harold released his breath and the chatterbox was about to say something but the cooker toss her into the lifeboat with the cash bag before the lifeboat drop into the sea.

"Finally…" Chef huffed, "I was so close to losing it."

"Oh, I heard you there." Chris agreed.

* * *

**(Maeve's Room)**

"More tea?" The little girl lifted the toy teapot.

"Hai, please." Naruto chuckled as she pretend to pour a tea into his cup before he take a sip, "It's really good, dattebayo. Did you make it yourself?"

"Yes, I did, nya!" Maeve giggled before they hear a light knock and they glance over to see Zoey right next to the door. She just notices that the door was open early before she spots the redhead in Maeve's room.

"Are you having a tea party?" Zoey smiled at them.

"Yeah!" The little girl nodded with a wide grin, "Want tea?"

"Sure, I would like one." The indie woman took her seat as she take a sip, "Wow, it's the best tea I ever had."

"Thank you, nya!" Maeve grinned before she tilt her head with confusing expression as she point at the woman's hair, "…Are you like daddy and me?"

"Oh, she's not Uzumaki, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "She's not Japanese."

"Oh…" The little girl glanced up at the smirking woman, "You have pretty hair, nya!"

"Yeah, she has a beautiful hair, dattebayo." Naruto grinned and they never notice a light blush on Zoey's face.

"Maeve, can you tell me a bit about yourself?" Zoey asked.

"Yeah!" Maeve nodded, "I'm four! I like purple, nya. It's pretty color!"

"Oh, really?" The indie woman giggled and the redhead smiled at them as he pretend to take a sip from his teacup.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

It has been a couple days since they left Java and the travelers were enjoying their dreams until the loudspeaker wake everyone up. "Travelers, we are now in Sicily!" Chris' voice laughed, "And guess what? It's Zombie Theme!"

"Wait, what?!" Shawn screamed.

"That's right!" The host's voice laughed, "Hurry up and get off this ship or Chef-zombie will have to toss you off right away."

"Yeah, like he can do that." Duncan snorted before they hear a roar right behind them, causing them to glance over their shoulder to see Chef in zombie costume as he run toward them with a snarl and they all run away with a bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I know no one care but I got to say it." Noah deadpanned, "How the hell did we get to Sicily from Java in just two days?!"

_***Static***_

"We put illegal-and-prototype thrusters inside the ship." Chef grunted, "It's pretty smooth sail…" He tapped his chin, "I still wonder why they made it illegal?"

_***Static***_

"The reason why it's illegal…" Chris grinned, "I forget. All I kept hearing was how wrong it is to pollute the sea and kill the sea life with toxic waste but who care about the sea?"

* * *

**(Italy: Sicily)**

"Today's challenge…" The host grinned at the travelers as he gestured at small village, "Survive the outbreak! All you have to do is hide and-slash-or 'kill' the zombie with these babies." He pulled the paintball guns out, "The challenge end when one of the teams is wiped out. Suit up and good luck!"

"Wait, is it possible that we can take the other team out with the guns?" Courtney asked.

"Nope." Chris smirked at the scowling CIT.

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**(Confessional)**

"Oh great!" The CIT huffed with crossed arm, "Here goes my plan…"

* * *

**(Killer Snail)**

"I think that we all stick together and cover each other's back." Bridgette glanced at her teammates.

"Yeah, that's a solid idea." Courtney nodded.

"NO!" Shawn screamed, "It's always bad idea to stay in a large group! The zombie horde always overruns the large group! Each man for himself!" The zombie nut runs away with a scream.

"I'm with him, I'm not gonna stick around with the losers." Sugar walked away with her nose up in air.

"No, wait!" Brick shouted, "Soldiers must stay together!" The cadet chased the zombie nut and the CIT smack her forehead.

"Bah, I refuse to stay with the crazy bipolar woman." Max muttered before the CIT snarl at him and the aspiring villain run away with a bloodcurdling scream.

"UGH!" The CIT stomped her feet, "Why don't anyone listen?!"

"At least we're staying together." Cameron whispered to Zoey and she gives him a nod.

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**(Naruto's group)**

The wolves decide to split up in two teams and the redhead's group glances around for any signs of the zombies. "I don't see any zombies." Rodney muttered.

"Maybe it's just Chef?" Ella scratched her cheek with a puzzled expression before she grab the redhead's arm as soon as they heard the moaning and they drop their jaws as the interns stumble out in their zombie costumes.

"…I guess not." Cody gulped nervously before they fire their paintball gun at the zombie horde as they run away from the interns and they just lost Rodney, who was screaming for his life as soon as the interns dogpile on him.

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**(Crying Dragonfly)**

"We better find some place to take a break and hide from these dumbasses." Amy grumbled, firing her paintball gun at the intern.

"She's right!" Sky glanced around, "And we need to check our ammos out because I think we are getting low."

"You heard the ladies." Duncan grunted, "Let's go…"

"Tyler!" Beth cried out and the dragonflies turn around to see that the clumsy jock was dragging away by the interns as the horde swarming in.

"_Tyler out! Tyler out!"_

"RUN!" Harold screamed out before he run away with his team.

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**(Heather's group)**

"_Topher out! Topher out!"_

"You fucking moron!" The queen bee snarled at the screaming host wannabe as the zombies rush into the room with several moans and grunts, "I told you to not open the damn door!"

"My bad!" Topher hollered before the interns carry him away from the group as they tried to fight the horde off. It take them a while until Heather's group escape the infested room and they only lose Anne Maria and DJ.

"UGH!" Heather blew her hair up as she glanced at Dawn, "Do you want to find the other group or not?"

"I believe it would be wise to go back to our team." Dawn replied and the queen bee nod at her.

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**(Shawn)**

The jittery zombie nut glance around the street as he slowly walk toward the convenience store before a hand touch his shoulder and he turn around with a scream, firing his paintball gun at the figure. "Shawn, stop!" The poor victim cried out, "It's me, Brick!" The zombie nut halt his fire and they stare at each other for a while before Shawn fire another paintball at the cadet's face.

"…Sorry." Shawn muttered, "I have to make sure that you're not a zombie."

"Dude, there's no zombies here." Brick sighed, "It's just a bunch of interns that dress up like a zombie, it's just a normal challenge for us."

"But what if one of them is a real zombie?!" The zombie nut threw his hands up, "Because of the outfits, we can't tell which is real!"

"Snap out of it, solider!" The cadet slapped the zombie nut silly, starting to arguing about the existence of the zombie and they never notice Chef-zombie before he take them out in one swoop with the interns' help.

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**(Courtney's group)**

"_Shawn out! Brick out!"_

"Great…" The CIT groaned and her teammates glance at each other nervously.

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**(Confessional)**

"…On bright side, there's no curse." Courtney crossed her arms with a sigh.

* * *

Alejandro's group run away with a scream as Chef-zombie chase them down with the horde and Lindsay trip on her feet, taking Trent down. The zombies jump on them and the group didn't even look back.

* * *

The horde run away with bloodcurdling scream as Ezekiel chase them down and one of the interns fall behind, pounced by the feral man. "KENNY!" One of the interns cried out.

"FORGET HIM!" The second intern shouted out.

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Max lock himself in the car and he suck his thumb as the horde lift the car up, carrying him toward the jail.

* * *

Noah open the door and he stare at Chef-zombie with widened eyes before the cooker grab the screaming bookworm, ignoring the screaming penguins as they run away from the zombie and his victim.

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Geoff, Scott and Harold somehow end up in middle of the clearing, surrounding by the zombie and they fire at the interns until they run out of ammos as the horde quickly pounce on the screaming men.

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Courtney's group sneak around the corner and they walk past the alley, never notice that Chef just snatch Cameron and Katie before the cooker vanish into the alley with a evil laughter as the shocked group glance around with worriedly expression.

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Ella and Cody walk into the building before they fall into a large pit and they cried out as the snarling zombies burst out of the dirty walls.

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A zombie stumbles into the restroom, only to run out screaming and Sugar walk out with a sneer. "Hey!" Sugar shook her fist, "It's rude to walk on someone when they are doing their sexy pose!" She never notices that the cooker was right behind her with a deadpan expression.

'Too much information…' Chef knocked the chubby farmer out.

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"_Zoey out! Zoey out!"_

It has been about two hours and Courtney feels like she was going to lose it because she was only one left. She knows that there are about three or four members left on other teams. "I hope the zombies get them first…" Courtney muttered to herself.

"Nope." The CIT slowly turn around to see nothing but a wall and she raise her eyebrow.

"Funny, I swear I just heard…" The CIT said before Chef-zombie break through the wall with a savage roar as he tackles the screaming CIT down.

"_Courtney out! Courtney out! Killer Snail's out! Game over! Game over!"_

"It's over already?" Chris' voice echoed out of the loudspeaker, "Oh, man…That's really sad…Snails, I'll see you at the deck."

"FUUUUUUU!" Courtney roared angrily.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"You should have stick together and fight your way out but you don't do it." Chris shook his head at the travelers as the cooker handed him the plate of shrimps, "Now I'm gonna announce who are getting the shrimps…Courtney, Zoey, Cameron, Scarlett, Bridgette, Max, Katie and Brick!" He glanced at Shawn and Sugar, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The zombie nut gulped nervously.

"…" The chubby farmer just dug out some earwax.

"…Sugar." The host deadpanned as he tossed the cash bag at the zombie nut, "The loser cash is now four hundred grand bucks."

"All right!" Shawn grinned, "With that, I can build a zombie-proof bunker…"

"ZOMBIE IS NOT REAL!" Chef tossed the zombie nut into the lifeboat and he drop the lifeboat into the sea.

"…Actually, the zombie is re…" Cameron raised his index finger but Scarlett covers his mouth, cutting him off.

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**(Dining Room)**

Naruto was eating a bowl of ramen with Heather as they sit together in the empty room and the queen bee was staring at the redhead until he finished his bowl. "So what do you think of it?" Heather asked nervously, she have been practice with the ramen for a long time now and it was the first time she let him taste it.

"I think…" Naruto grinned, "It's awesome, dattebayo! It's the best ramen I ever tasted in my whole life…Beside my kaa-san's ramen."

"Really?" The queen bee perked up before she cross her arms with a smug smirk, "I-I-I mean, of course! I'm the best at cooking than anyone else so it's no wonder that it's the best ramen you ever have."

"Hai." The redhead chuckled as he glanced at a small sealed bowl right next to him, "I bet Ma-chan also will love it. It was really nice of you to make one for her, dattebayo."

"Well, that would be rude of me if I don't give her anything." Heather twirled her hair with a faintly blush, 'After all, she's going to be my child when I win his heart.'

"So how you have been?" Naruto glanced at the queen bee.

"Oh, pretty good beside some dumb challenges." The queen bee shrugged, "I'm surprised that I'm getting along with my teammates that time…Well, beside Gwen."

"Because of your rivalry, right?" The redhead blinked.

"…In a way, yes." Heather grunted.

"But you're getting along with her now, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled her hair with a light chuckle before she swats it away with a huff.

"I have no choice." The queen bee rolled her eyes, "We're on same team and I can't do anything bad to her…For now."

"I hope you two will finally bury the hatchet, dattebayo." The redhead sighed, "You two have been at each other's throat for long time and I have no idea why…" Heather stare at him with a deadpan expression, "Heat-chan, I bet you two will make up with each other after that season, dattebayo."

"Maybe…" Heather muttered, 'Like hell I will!' She picked the empty bowl up, "Do you want me to get you second bowl?"

"Hai!" Naruto grinned as he gives him a hug and the queen bee shove him down with a red face.

"D-D-Don't hug me, idiot!" The queen bee stuttered.

* * *

Several days went by and the teams were having their breakfast. "It's amazing how little quiet it get when you get rid of few annoying people." Duncan chewed his eggs.

"Yeah, I agree with you there." Jo grunted before she roll her eyes as soon as she heard the screaming of the redhead as Izzy pounce on him for a whisker time.

"Unhand him, you crazy bitch!" Amy growled with a deadly glare.

"Nope!" Izzy stuck her tongue out, nuzzling on the purring redhead's cheek and the evil twin was about to jump on the crazy woman but the loudspeaker stop her in the track.

"Travelers, we are heading for Lesbos Island so get ready!" Chris' voice rang out.

"Um…" Lindsay scratched her cheek with puzzled expression, "And that's in where?"

"Greece." Noah said flatly.

* * *

**(Greece: Lesbos Island)**

"Welcome to the Lesbos Island!" Chris grinned at the travelers, "It has a lot of history…But who give a damn about it?" Several certain travelers raised their hands up, "That was a rhetorical question." He glared at them as they bring their hands back down, "Today's challenge is a reward challenge and it's…" The host gestured at the stage, "Face-off! Each team will create their own creatures and send it walk down the stage where it will be judge by me, Chef and Maeve!"

"I'm a judge, nya!" Maeve giggled at the table with a wave.

"What's the catch?" The punk glared at the host.

"Well, the creatures must be very adorable." The host smirked, "No scary stuff because Maeve won't like it."

"I hate scary things, nya." The little girl nodded.

"And one person from each team has to be a model." Chris chuckled, "You have five hours so…Go and work on your creature now!"

"…Great, another rip-off challenge." Gwen deadpanned, "You totally stole that from the Face-off sh…"

"I SAID GO!" The host shouted with his megaphone and everyone run off.

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**(Laughing Wolf)**

"Does anyone have an idea?" Trent glanced at his teammates, "And who will be the model?"

"Ooh, we can do a princess and Emma'll be our model!" Lindsay squealed.

"That's not a bad idea…" Blaineley rubbed her chin, "…And her name is Ella."

"That's what I just said." The bombshell placed her hands on hip with a confusing expression and several wolves facepalmed.

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**(Killer Snail)**

"Oh, we should do a humanoid hamster and dress it up like a superhero." Zoey smiled.

"No, that's not adorable at all." Courtney huffed as the indie woman frowned, "We will do a flower creature and use Max as a model!"

"I refuse to be the…" Max growled, only to cut off as the CIT dragged him away by force.

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**(Screaming Penguin)**

"Are you cool with modeling as a tiger creature?" Gwen glanced at DJ as she draws up a sketch while the penguins went off to get the makeup kit.

"Yeah, I'm cool with it." DJ nodded, "I have to do something since I'm not that good at art."

"Just checking." The goth woman showed him the sketch, "What do you think? Any changes you want to do?"

"I think it's pretty good." The Jamaican giant whistled, "I don't see anything that we need to change."

"Good." Gwen nodded before her team finally shows up with the makeup kits, "Let's get to work."

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**(Crying Dragonfly)**

"How about insect?" Harold suggested with a grin, "They are so adorable and…"

"No bugs." Duncan grunted, "Maeve is scared of bugs and it will cost us the reward." Ezekiel muttered something in gibberish as the punk raised his eyebrow at him, "…No idea what you just said but I'll say no to be safe."

"What about cat?" Tyler rubbed his chin, "Everyone is crazy about cat for some reason…"

"Why doesn't anyone pay attention to dogs…" Geoff muttered under his breath, he was getting tired of the cats.

"We'll go with the cats." The punk shrugged as everyone agreed, "Beth will be our model."

"ME?!" Beth gasped.

"Yeah, and that's it." Duncan walked away from the gaping farmer woman.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Compare to everyone on my team, Beth can be adorable as a cat creature." The punk crossed his arms, "Oh man, I wish I can come up with spooky things because adorable is not my thing at all!"

* * *

Anne Maria was working on the sculpture as Mike walk up to her before Chester take over his body and the unpredictable man just take the sculpture away with a grumble, earning an eyeroll from the Jersey woman.

* * *

Rodney sewing the clothes with the sewing machine before he hear a noise and the country man glance over his shoulder to see that Izzy was rubbing the squirming redhead's cheeks again, only to blink as Rodney's shirt tore away from him. It turn out that his sleeve got caught by the needle and the machine meld it into the costume.

* * *

Scott and Duncan crave out the mask sculpture and Harold carry the silicone mold before he trip on his feet, spill the liquid all over them. The scheming farmer and the punk glare at the nerd as he give them a sheepishly grin.

* * *

Cameron craves the sculpture carefully and Scarlett sneak up right behind him with a predatory smirk. She leans closer to chew his ear lightly, causing the bubble boy to drop his tools with a widened eyes and the scientist pat his head before she walk away. It wasn't long enough until the bubble boy faint on his back.

* * *

Naruto measured the blushing princess wannabe with the measure tape and they didn't notice that Lindsay somehow tied herself up with the tape as she hop across the room, looking around for anyone to help her out.

* * *

Amy ransacking through the box for any fabric and she pull a fur fabric out, only to snatch away by the jockette. Jo was about to run away but the evil twin tackle her down and they fight over the fur before it tear in half, send them fly away into their teams. Dawn pull another fur fabric out of the box as Heather pinch her bridge of the nose and she step over the fighting women with the petite woman, why don't anyone even check the box beforehand?!

* * *

Geoff clean the finished mask up and he glance over his shoulder to see that Sky and Beth was helping Tyler, prying the sticky mold off his face. The clumsy jock was curious about the mold and he accidentally fall on it, courtesy of his clumsy nature.

* * *

Brick cut the fabric and he holds the fabric up as Bridgette takes it, sewing it into the costume. The cadet feels a tap on his shoulder and he turn his head, only to scream out as Sugar slap him. It turned out that the cadet accidentally cut her shirt off with his scissor during the handoff.

* * *

Blaineley, Jasmine, Izzy and Samey help Ella into her costume behind the curtain and the giant woman peek out of the curtain, watching Alejandro as he chat with his friends. She release a dreamily sigh and the girls roll their eyes at her, the Australian woman sometime act like a giggling schoolgirl each time she spot the Latino villain after their first date.

* * *

Zoey, Courtney and Katie dressed Max up as he stare at them with a scowl and he open his mouth to protest but the CIT hit him in stomach with a punch, cutting him off. They glare at each other as the indie woman back away with tanned woman and Courtney start to have a loud argument with Max, earning a lot of eyerolls from everyone nearby.

* * *

The penguins stare at DJ's costume before they agree that it look better and Gwen hold her hand out for a low-five as she was staring at the costume. Someone slap it and they glance at each other before they both widened their eyes, turn away with an angry groan. It turned out that Heather was the one who return it and the queen bee blame it on the costume for distracting her, Dawn shake her head at her best friend.

* * *

The dragonflies add a few touches to Beth's costume and they all nod to each other as the punk hold his hand out to the jock for a high-five, only to wince as the clumsy jock trip into the mold again.

* * *

**(Stage)**

"It's show time!" Chris announced as the travelers take their seats on the bench, "To refresh everyone's mind…" He gestured at the judge's table, "Chef, Maeve and I are your judges and we will check your models out. Team with best look wins the challenge and gold stage trophies! Let's start with…" The host glanced at his card, "Screaming Penguin's Happy Tiger!"

"Happy Tiger?" Chef raised his eyebrow and Maeve squealed happy as DJ walk onstage in his costume. It was a humanoid tiger, wearing a purple shirt and blue jean with a red baseball hat. DJ dance around and he wave his hands at the judge before he flip around.

"I like tiger, nya!" Maeve giggled.

"I think it's cute…" The cooker muttered, "In a freakishly way."

"It's not really bad." The host grinned, "Nice touch with clothes. It makes DJ look more wimpier than before."

"Hey…" DJ walked offstage with a sigh.

"Next is…" Chris shuffled through the cards before he raise his eyebrow at the card, "Killer Snail's…Flowery Gnome?" Max stomped out in a gnome costume, decorated with flowers and everyone notice that the flowers have faces. As soon as the aspiring villain reach the edge of the stage, he throw his hat at the judge's table and he stomp away with a deadly growl.

"Creepy!" The little girl pointed at the retreating villain, "Flowers have ugly faces, nya!"

"The little girl's right." Chef nodded, "That was creepy."

"Agreed." The host deadpanned as the CIT groaned angrily, "Laughing Wolf is next…I introducing you the Princess Panda!"

"Princess!" Maeve clapped her hands excitingly as Ella hopping out in her costume. It was a humanoid panda and she was wearing a pink ball gown with a pink bow on its left ear. "Panda is pretty, nya!"

"Cute and adorable." Chris nodded.

"I like it because you can tell that it's directing to the young children." The cooker rubbed his chin as Ella hopped away, "What did the Crying Dragonfly come up with?"

"Cutie Kitty." The host replied and Beth walks out in her costume as she makes several poses. It was another humanoid creature that looks like a grey cat and she was wearing a green overall pant.

"Jeez, what's up with humanoid animals?" Chef asked, "Is that another fad or what? Never mind…It's cute but overused."

"Yeah, you're right." Chris nodded at the cooker before he turn his head to his granddaughter, "Maeve, what do you think of Cutie Kitty?"

"Um…" The little girl sprawled out on the table with a bored expression, "It's bored, nya! I saw too many kittens on TV!" She pointed around, "Kitten there, kitten there, nya!"

"So who do you like the best?" The host asked.

"Tiger and the princess, nya!" Maeve threw her hands up, "I like them both!"

"I'm with her." The cooker agreed.

"Look like we have a tie!" Chris clapped, "Screaming Penguin and Laughing Wolf win the challenge and they both get the reward!"

"No tiebreaker challenge?" Heather raised her eyebrow.

"I should do that but we're running out of time." The host groaned as he walked back to the ship, "I was hoping to unleash the mutated animals on everyone and maybe watch someone get mauled to death by a mutated bear."

"…What did he just said?" Cody dropped his jaw and the travelers glanced at each other worriedly.

"He was just joking, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and everyone stare at him with deadpan expression.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Bridge)**

"Wow, we really hopping around from island to another island!" Chris grinned, "We just saw a lot of things like several more certain chicks trying to get closer to the redhead and a tiny bit of evil stuff."

"I'm not happy about that." Chef growled at the wheel.

"Shush, Chef!" The host rolled his eyes at the cooker, "Anyway…I wonder what will happen next? Will the wolves stay strong even if they lose a few wolves? When will the girls start fight each other over the redhead?" He whispered to the camera with a wink, "I'm still waiting for the catfight too." He chuckled, "Where will we go next? Will the challenges get more interesting or not? Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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**(Courtney)**

The CIT stomped down the hallway with a deadly growl and she was about to step into her room but someone placed the hand on her shoulder, cause her to glare at the person behind her. "What the fuck do you want?!"

"Um..." The person gulped nervously as the person held its hands up, "I would like to form an alliance with you when we get to the merge in the future."

"Ha!" Courtney snorted, "Like hell, I will form an alliance with you…"

"Wait, I can do some vote-rigging for you in case of emergency!" The person said as the CIT blinked, "Only when your team loses again because I notice that some of your teammates are planning to vote you out next time."

"…Fine, I'll form an alliance with you." The CIT sneered, "But it will start after the merge, get it?!" She paused, "Wait, but how can you be sure that you will make it to the merge?"

"Don't worry about that." The person puffed its chest out, "If I stay low, no one will think about voting me out."

"UGH!" Courtney groaned, "I better not regret that…"

"You won't, after all, I'm your closest…"

"Don't think about hit on me, Harold." The CIT scowled as she stomped away, "I'm still pissed off at you for rigging the votes on me."

"That was long time ago!" Harold threw his hands up, "Gosh, you really hold grudge for long time!"

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_Laughing Wolf: Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, Ella, Izzy, Jasmine, Lindsay, Naruto, Rodney, Samey, Trent_

_Screaming Penguin: Anne Maria, Dawn, DJ, Eva, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Mike, Noah, Topher_

_Crying Dragonfly: Amy, Beth, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Scott, Sky, Tyler_

_Killer Snail: Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Courtney, Katie, Max, Scarlett, Sugar, Zoey_

_Eliminated: B, Beardo, Dakota, Dave, Justin, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Owen, Sadie, Sam, Shawn, Staci_

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_**Random WDL Fact: Igor was supposed to make one appearance but due to its sudden popularity, Igor becomes a recurring character.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-three chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**So far we have seen that some of the girls are getting closer to Naruto in a small or big way…What will happen in the next chapter? Who know?**

**We just saw another shocking elimination and the cash bag is now up to four hundred grand bucks! How many more people will be eliminated for another increase?**

**On other notes, I just saw the preview of the latest episode of the Running Man show and guess what I just saw? They add a new challenge and it was a human-version of ****Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu! Wow, that's pretty coincidence but it's cool at same time.  
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	34. Odyssey: Twist Everywhere

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**Chapter 34: ****Odyssey: Twist Everywhere**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the travelers just hopped across the islands for some challenges." Chris grinned, "During that time, there was some cute moments with a hint of evil…Like Scott can't resist to sabotaging the challenge so his team can lose and some chicks can't resist Naruto, thank to the McLean's charm…"

"Bullshit." Chef coughed.

"Shut up!" The host pouted, "…What kind of twisted challenges will I give them in some certain countries? Will we see some drama? Who will mess up so badly that they have to take a ride in a loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Dining Room)**

The travelers chat with each other over their breakfast and Cameron take a glance at Scarlett before his eyes shift to the Latino villain at his left. "Alejandro, can I ask you for some tips?" Cameron whispered as Alejandro raised his eyebrow, "Um…I want to ask Scarlett out on a date but I don't know what to do."

"…I thought that you're scared of her?" Alejandro blinked.

"No, I'm not scared of her." The bubble boy muttered as the Latino villain stared at him with a deadpan expression, "…Okay, a little. But I still want to ask her out."

"Oh, you don't have to do that." Someone whispered into the frozen bubble boy's ear as he glanced over his shoulder nervously to see the smirking scientist, "Because I'm gonna take you out tonight and we will have some…Good time."

"Um…" Cameron stuttered with a red face and he was glad when he hear the feedback from the loudspeaker.

"Travelers, get in the helicopter because we are going to Germany!" Chris' voice rang out.

The bubble boy was about to run away but the scientist hold him back with a coyly smirk, "Oh, by the way, Cameron...You better wear something that are easy to tear off because we're gonna be busy tonight."

"…W-W-Wait, what?" The bubble boy dropped his jaw and Scarlett just walk away with an evil grin.

"Poor guy." Duncan nudged the shocked bubble boy with a chortle, "She's gonna eat him alive."

"I can guarantee that he wouldn't walk after his date." Vito snickered before Anne Maria slaps him upside the head.

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**(Germany)**

"…Ugh…" The travelers groaned as soon as they see the jersey jackets on the tables.

"Today, our challenge will be a bit different from your usual challenges." The host grinned at the travelers, "Two teams will work together in the…Nametag Hide-And-Seek challenge! Laughing Wolf and Screaming Penguin will be the hiders, which mean the other two teams are the seeker…The seekers have to ousting all the hider before the three-hours time limit is up or the hiders win the challenge." He chuckled, "And to make it more interesting, the two teams that lose in the end will have an elimination ceremony together!" The travelers gasped, "That's right! Two travelers will go home tonight!"

"Wow, that's so genius!" Topher quickly appeared at the host's side, "I won't even think of coming up with it…"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Chris shoved the host wannabe away, "Put your jackets on. Hiders, you better spilt up right now before I start the challenge." The hiders quickly ran away from the group.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I think we can win that time." Heather muttered with crossed arms, "We have three more members than the seeker's group…" She rolled her eyes, "Until some hiders will do something dumb and I hope they won't or someone is gonna pay for it!"

* * *

"_Challenge Start! Three hours remaining!"_

"Feral boy, go sniff them out." Duncan smirked and Ezekiel nodded before the feral man sniff the ground with several grunts.

"Can he find them like that?" Zoey asked.

"I don't know." The punk shrugged, "But it's worth a try." The indie woman was about to say something but the barking of the feral man cut them off and they turn around to see Ezekiel dragging the screaming host wannabe toward them. "…Wow, he can sniff them out."

"GET HIM OFF ME!" Topher screamed out and Duncan just rip his nametag off.

"_Topher out! Topher out!"_

"I'll check this building out." Sky pointed at the nearby building.

"And I'll look in the woods." Courtney walked into woods with Max and Geoff.

* * *

**(Woods)**

It has been about five minutes and Geoff glances around for any hiders before he halt in his track as soon as he spot someone in the bush. "…Lindsay, I don't think you're supposed to hide like that." The party man muttered, it turned out that the bombshell was just hide her upper body inside the bush and her legs stick out into the trail.

"Oh, how did you found me?" Lindsay asked confusingly as Geoff tore her nametag off, "I thought that was a good place to hide in."

"_Lindsay out! Lindsay out!"_

"Um…" Geoff rubbed his head, "I'm just that good?" He doesn't want to say anything that may hurt her feeling.

* * *

**(Building)**

Naruto was hiding inside the closet within the office and he glance at Heather as she grumble under her breath, something about host, wannabe and morons. "We should move to another place pretty soon, dattebayo." Naruto whispered.

"Or we can stay here…" Heather replied with a lightly blush, "…I-I-I mean so we can be sure that there's no seeker out there right now."

"Hai, you're right." The redhead nodded and before they know it, someone suddenly open the closet.

"Well, well, look like we just caught lovebirds." Scott taunted as Sky glared at the queen bee before Heather suddenly kick the scheming farmer in groin, caused the farmer to drop on his knee with a weak groan. The childhood friends was about to escape but the Cree woman tackle them down and Naruto attempt to push the aspiring Olympian away before he feel someone ripping his nametag off as Sky removed Heather's nametag.

"_Naruto out! Heather out!"_

"Nani?" Naruto glanced over his shoulder to see Ezekiel as the feral man chew on the nametag, "…I didn't heard you coming in, dattebayo." Ezekiel just pointed at the opened vent and the group raised their eyebrows at him, did he just crawl through the vent?

* * *

"…I bet it was Heather's fault." Blaineley peeked out of the office room after she heard the announcement.

"Yeah, blame it on her." Noah rolled his eyes.

"If it wasn't for her, Naruto would make it to the end and win us the challenge." The blonde woman grumbled, "We better win the challenge for Naruto!"

"…We are not doing the challenge for him…" The bookworm pinched the bridge of his nose as they step out of the room, only to bump into Zoey and Tyler and the hiders quickly run away from the chasing seekers.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"At first, I thought that we can do it since we have a huge advantage but I was wrong." Gwen blew her hair up.

* * *

Brick peek into the drawer and he scratching his head as he walk away, never notice that Dawn just crawl out behind the drawer.

* * *

Cody and DJ run though the forest as Courtney and Max chase them down until the CIT pick the aspiring villain up and she throw the screaming man at the hiders, knocking them down in process. Max quickly rip the geek's nametag off and he glare at the CIT as she tear the groaning giant's nametag off before the aspiring villain insult her, starting another argument. They never notice that Rodney was on the branch over them until it breaks off, causing the country man to fall on them and they never have a chance to tear his nametag as soon as he ran off with a scream.

* * *

Tyler stare at the spooky cave with a shiver and he walk into the cave before he run out with a bloodcurdling scream as the bear chase him out with a roar.

* * *

Harold gloat at Anne Maria and Samey as he waved their nametag around, he was lucky that they didn't noticed him when he was sneaking up to them. He was about to gloat more but someone kick him in the groin from behind and he pass out with a weak groan as the eliminated travelers stare at Eva. "…What?" The bodybuilder scowled, "He kept went on for a long time and I can't take it anymore!"

"Um…" Samey gulped, "It was only ten minutes…"

"And that's too long for me." Eva held her fist up and the eliminated travelers quickly run away from her.

* * *

Mike run down the stair as he tried to escape from the feral man before he trip on his feet, causing him to fall down several floors and Ezekiel wince each time the unpredictable man bounce off the stair steps. It wasn't long enough until Mike finally hit the first floor with a weakly groan and the feral man just removes the nametag with a wince.

* * *

Alejandro tiptoeing down the hallway and he decide to hide in one of the office rooms as he open the door, only to raise his eyebrow at two seekers. Cameron was flailing his arms around as Scarlett make out with him and the Latino villain quietly close the door before he walk away, shaking his head.

* * *

"_Thirty minutes remaining!"_

"Oh great…" Gwen huffed, "I guess we got too arrogant today." She was the only hider left and the goth woman don't know where the seekers are.

"There she is!" The goth woman glanced over her shoulder to see Brick and Amy before Gwen run away.

"You should have kept your mouth shut, dumbass!" Amy smacked the cadet's head.

"Sorry, ma'am!" Brick gulped nervously before they chase the goth woman and it take a while until the evil twin tackle her down, ripping her nametag off in process.

"_Gwen out! Challenge over! Seekers win the challenge!"_

"Killer Snail and Crying Dragonfly win the challenge!" Chris' voice announced from the loudspeaker, "Wolf and penguin, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony tonight!"

"…What about the…" The evil twin was going to ask about the reward.

"Oh, and before anyone ask about the reward…" The host's voice chuckled, "Double elimination ceremony is your reward!"

"…I fucking hate him so much." Amy growled.

"Join the club." Gwen deadpanned.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Since there's too many travelers here, I'm gonna keep it short." Chris smirked at the wolves and penguins, "Two unlucky travelers that will go home tonight are…"

"…" The wolves glanced at each other nervously.

"…" The penguins squirmed in their seats.

"…Lindsay and Topher!" The host announced.

"NOOOO!" Topher leaped up on his feet with a bloodcurdling scream, "I don't have a chance to become a host and take over this show! I have a lot of ideas that will…"

"Shut up!" Chef knocked the host wannabe out with his frying pan and he tosses the eliminated travelers into the lifeboat with the cash bags.

"Aw, I was hoping that we were going to France because I totally want to get some…" Lindsay said before the cooker drop the lifeboat into the sea.

"You better hope that you make it somewhere safe!" The cooker shouted.

"…Anyway…" Chris cleared his throat, "Please go to the dining room for your next challenge!"

"What?!" The wolves and penguins cried together.

"You heard me, your next challenge!" The host smirked before he turns his head to the cooker, "Go and get the snails and dragonflies."

"Yeah, yeah." Chef walked away with a grumble.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

The travelers raise their eyebrows at Maeve as she bounce around excitingly and the host show up with a cheesy grin. "Guess what?" Chris chuckled, "You guys are gonna play another game of hide and seek! This is a reward challenge by the way."

"Say what?!" Max scowled, "We just had the same challenge a few hours ago!"

"Yeah…" The host nodded, "But this time, Maeve is the seeker and you all are the hiders…"

"Easy." Scott crossed his arms with a snort, "It'll gonna be tough for her to find everyone until you decide to handcuff us together into few small groups…"

"Dude, shut up…" Trent whispered, glancing at the smirking host.

"Thank, Scott, for giving me this idea." Chris grinned evilly, "Chef, get the handcuffs! Each team will have three groups and they have to hide together!"

"…WHY DON'T ANYONE SHUT ME UP?!" The scheming farmer smacked his forehead.

"Last group standing will win the challenge and a sweet reward!" The host chuckled and everyone glare at the grumbling scheming farmer.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe that I have to hide somewhere on this ship with two annoying people…" Courtney groaned, "Max and Sugar…Ugh!"

_***Static***_

"Great…" Noah muttered, "I'm stuck between Heather and Gwen…I swear that Chris is trying to kill me or something."

* * *

**(Sick Bay)**

"Why are we hiding here?" Harold glanced at Duncan and Geoff, "That place is useless!"

"But you forget one thing…" Duncan pointed at the nerd, "Kids hate hospital and medical stuffs."

"Which mean Maeve will never think of check this place out." Geoff nodded with a smirk.

"She'll find us right away, just you wait." The nerd attempted to cross his arms but he forget that his right hand was cuffed to the party man's hand, "…Geoff, can you move your arm up a little?"

"Sure."

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

Maeve wander into the cargo hold and she peek behind a random crate as Chef follow her around so she won't end up in a dangerous place on the ship, like boiler room. The little girl pout and she was about to walk out but she hear a yelp right behind the crate. Maeve peeks over the box to see Mike with Anne Maria and Dawn. "I found you, nya!" Maeve giggled.

"…What's nya?" Chester turned his head to Jersey woman, "Is that a new slang or what?"

"I wish you don't come out, Chester…" Anne Maria pinched the bridge of her nose.

* * *

**(Gallery)**

"…Um…" Cameron glanced around, "Do you think it's a good idea to hide in here? Maybe we should go and find…"

"Relax." Zoey nudged the bubble boy, "We've been here for about twenty minutes and I'm pretty sure that by now, Maeve must be on the other side of the ship. Right, Katie?"

"Totally!" Katie nodded and the bubble boy was about to say something but they hear a giggle over the counter as they glance up to see the little girl.

"Found you!" Maeve grinned, "I found you, nya!"

"…Well, sometime I might be wrong." The indie woman smiled sheepishly.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

"Is the coast clear?" Sky asked as Tyler looks around from the corner and the aspiring Olympian felt the tug on her right. "Ezekiel, calm down." The Cree woman sighed but the feral man kept jerking her hand with a screech.

"Yeah, it's clear." Tyler nodded as he turned his head with a grin and he just froze up with widened eyes.

"What?" The aspiring Olympian raised her eyebrow.

"Yay, I got you, nya!" Sky turned her head around to see Maeve as she hold the feral man's leg with a cheer before she run off with a giggle.

"…Sorry, Ezekiel." Sky giggled sheepishly and Ezekiel just rolled his eyes.

* * *

"I think we should go hide in one of our rooms." Samey glanced at her team, Chris decide to put four wolves in one group.

"Nah, we'll use the vent!" Izzy giggled.

"Um…" Cody rubbed his arm, "I don't think we can fit in a small vent…And we have Jasmine here."

"She'll fit in!" The crazy woman grinned.

"…No, I won't." Jasmine deadpanned before they hear the sound of footstep, followed by a light giggle and the group tried to run away but they all went in different direction as they fall down with a yelp. "Hurry, get up!"

"Another one!" Maeve jumped on them with a cheer, "You're out, nya!"

"Good job, you get a whisker time!" Izzy suddenly rubbed the little girl's cheeks, causing her to purring blissfully.

"More, mooore, nya!" The little girl mewled and the wolves glance at each other as the crazy woman kept rubbing the girl's cheeks.

"Like father, like daughter." The good twin muttered.

"Kinda…" Cody muttered, "She's enjoying it, unlike her father."

* * *

**(Naruto's Room)**

"…I still don't understand why we are hiding in my room, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head as he glanced at another group, "And why are you here with us?"

"Because we don't trust her." Gwen and Heather said in unison as they glared at Blaineley and the blonde woman just scowled at them.

"You are ruining my good time with him." Blaineley growled before the women start to argue with each other and Naruto just raise his eyebrow at them with puzzled expression.

"…I feel sorry for you, Trent." Noah whispered to the musician.

"Thank, man…" Trent sighed, it was really awkward for him because the blonde woman has been hitting on the redhead for a while and Naruto didn't even notice it at all. "It's pretty bad to be a third wheel…But I feel bad for you."

"Yeah…" The bookworm sighed, "They kept fighting each other and I fear that they were gonna tear my arms off."

Naruto was about to speak up but he felt a tug on his pant as he glance down to see his daughter, "Found you, Daddy!" Maeve giggled before she tilt her head at the arguing women, "…What are they doing?"

"Sweeties?" Gwen blinked as soon as she noticed her daughter, "When did you just come in?"

"Just now, nya." The little girl pointed at the opened door, it turn out that she just heard the voices outside before she sneaked in quietly and no one notice her at all.

"…Naruto, I still wish you don't teach her how to sneak around." The goth woman sighed.

"Gomen." The redhead chuckled nervously.

"Bye, mommy, daddy!" Maeve ran away, searching around for the hiders.

"On positive side, at least he doesn't teach her the pranks." Heather muttered and Gwen nod at her, they never noticed Naruto's shifty eyes.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I taught her a few pranks without Gwen's knowledge, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled sheepishly before he gives the camera a proud grin, "But she's so talented! She just mastered the corncob prank and gives me an awesome idea…" He pulled two corncobs out of nowhere with an evil laughter, "Double Corncob prank! Twice the fun, dattebayo!"

_***Static***_

"Corncob prank, nya!" Maeve waved the corncob around with a joyfully giggle.

_***Static***_

"…That was the dark time…" Chris muttered with blank expression, "…Dark time…I have seen things that I can't unseen."

* * *

Maeve stares at the sick bay's door for a while before she walks away with a shiver.

* * *

Scarlett, Brick and Bridgette sneak into the bridge room before the cadet accidently step on an air horn and the girls shush him. The cadet was about to say something but Maeve pop up right behind Brick's shoulder, pointing at them with a wide grin and the group release a sigh.

* * *

Beth, Amy and Scott look around the room for any hiding spots and the farmer woman gesture at the bottom of the bed, earning a couple shrugs from her teammate. They pull the blanket up and the scheming farmer release a unmanly shriek as Maeve peek out under the bed with Fang before the mutated shark chase the screaming man away, dragging the screaming women right behind him.

* * *

The little girl stops in front of the sick bay's door and she just stand there for a while before she run away with a huff.

* * *

Alejandro led Ella and Rodney down the hallway with caution and they turn around the corner, only to bump into the little girl. Maeve quickly hugs the Latino villain's legs with a happy squeal and Alejandro just pat her head with a small smirk.

* * *

Maeve wander around the ballroom and she was about to give up until she notice the curtain as it move around. She suddenly pulls it away to reveal DJ with Eva and Jo and she run away with a cheer. "Sorry…" DJ gulped and his teammates just grumbled at their luck.

* * *

Maeve slowly reaches out for the sick bay's doorknob before she pull her hand back with a shiver and she just walk away with a pout.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

Chef raises his eyebrow at the little girl as she tried to open the closet door with furrowing brows, "What's the matter, Maeve?"

"Grandpa, I wanna open it, nya!" Maeve pointed at the door, "But it's locked…" The cooker frowned, the closet door wasn't supposed to be locked. "Can you open it?" She stared at him with puppy eyes, "Please! Please! Please, nya!"

"…Sure." Chef smirked as he moved the girl behind him before the cooker kick it open to reveal the last group of snails, "Game over for you, maggots!"

"DON'T KILL US!" Max screamed as Sugar and Courtney rolled their eyes at him.

"You're out, cheaters, nya!" The little girl pointed at them with a giggle before she turn her head to the cooker with a tilted head, "But where's Uncle Dun?"

"Oh, he was hiding in the sick bay with Harold and Geoff." The cooker grunted, it was okay to tell her that since the challenge end just now.

"Aww, I hate scary place, nya!" Maeve pouted and Chef just pats her head.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

"The Crying Dragonfly wins the challenge, thank to Maeve's hatred of medical clinic!" Chris announced and the said team cheered together.

"Cheaters…" The little girl munched on the chocolate bar with a puffed cheeks and her parents just rolled their eyes at her.

"Their reward?" The host gestured at the objects on the cart, "Gold Maeve Head statues!"

"At least it's not Chris statues this time." Duncan deadpanned and the dragonflies agreed with him.

* * *

**(Deck)**

Bridgette stare at the ocean with a groan, she have been trying to ask Naruto if they can hang out together but her rivals always get to him before she have any chance. She give out another sigh before she notice something from the corner of her eyes and the surfer woman turn her head to see that it was a piece of chocolate bar, holding up by Maeve. "Is that for me?" Bridgette asked before the little girl just nod as the surfer woman take it with a soft smile, "Thank you."

"Why are you sad?" Maeve asked.

"Um…" The surfer woman chewed on her lip, "…It's grown-up thing."

"Tell me!" The little girl held four fingers up with a pout, "I'm four! I'm grown-up, nya!"

"Well, you have to wait a bit longer." Bridgette replied as the little girl just puffed her cheeks out, "Sorry…Um…Isn't it your bedtime now?"

"…I'm not sleepy, nya!" Maeve suddenly turns around to run away but she ends up in someone's arms.

"She's right, it's your bedtime now, dattebayo." Naruto lifted the squirming girl up with a lightly chuckle.

"No, no, no!" The little girl kicked her legs up in air, "No bedtime!" The redhead chuckled at her before he turns his head to the surfer woman.

"Gomen if she bothered you, Bridgette." The redhead muttered.

"Oh, she wasn't at all." The surfer woman shook her head.

"…Well, I better tuck her in, dattebayo." Naruto turned around and he walk away with the screaming girl.

"…Wait, Naruto!" Bridgette called out.

"Hai?" The redhead turned his head with a blink.

"Do you want to…" The surfer woman rubbed her arm, "Um…Do you want to hang out with me later? Just to catch up and stuff…"

"…Um…" Naruto glanced at her, "…Sure. Is tomorrow okay with you?"

"Yes!" Bridgette nodded and the redhead just waved at her before he walk away with the whining girl as the surfer woman release a deep breath, she was so happy that she get a chance to hang out with him.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

It had been several days since their hide-and-seek challenges, the travelers were snoring until the feedback wake everyone up. "Get up, we are about to reach Scotland for your challenge!" Chef's voice barked, "If you refuse to then our knights will get you!"

"…What did he just said?" Trent yawned before the interns suddenly show up in medieval armors and they all grab the protesting travelers, dragging them out by force.

* * *

**(Scotland)**

"Welcome to Scotland, knights!" Chris grinned at the travelers as he showed up in his king costume, "If you don't figure it out by now when I just called you knights…We will have medieval-theme challenges!"

"Oh joy…" Noah deadpanned.

"Our first challenge…" The host gestured at Chef as the cooker held bow and arrows up with an evil smirk, "Arrow Roulette!"

"…Excuse me, I don't think there was this kind of game back in the middle age." Courtney muttered.

"I'm pretty sure that there was one." Chris shrugged, "Who know? Maybe a group of drunken people got really bored and one of them comes up with it…Oh man, that might be one short boring life they had been living."

"The average life expectancy in middle ages is thirty to forty." Harold raised his index finger up, "In some case, some lucky people live up to…"

"Shut it, nerd." The host clapped loudly, "…Anyway…Chef will fire a few dozen arrows up in air and you have to move around because you don't want to get hit by the arrows…"

"Wait, wait!" Alejandro shouted with widened eyes as the travelers gasped in horror, "Are you gonna use the real arrows?!"

"Nah, I wish we can do that but some producers get very fussy about it…" Chris pouted, "So we have to use rubber-tip arrows." Some travelers released their breaths as the host cleared his throat, "Your goal is to not get hit by the arrows because the team with less hits will win an advantage and the team with most hit will get disadvantage…Ready?"

"Chris, if someone gets hit by two arrows at same time, will it count as two?" Sky asked.

"Yes." The host said quickly, "FIRE!" Chef fired several dozen arrows up in air at once and the travelers run around, screaming for their life as several travelers kept glance up at the sky. The first arrow flew downward and it hit Beth in back before another arrow hit her head, drawing a cry out of the farmer woman.

"It really hurt!" Beth screamed out.

"Which is good for the rating! Chris laughed before an arrow hit his head.

"Gotta hide!" Mike ran around, glance around for any shelter and he trip on his feet as he land on his back before the arrow hit him right in his groin.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm really glad that they're using nonlethal arrows." Mike groaned in pain.

* * *

"Outta the way!" Sugar shoved Dawn and Tyler away as she ran around with a bloodcurdling scream, "Sexy first!" Heather just witnessed what the chubby farmer did to the petite woman and she wait until Sugar get closer before the queen bee trip her down. "Hey!" The chubby farmer scowled and she was about to say something but the arrows strike her down as Heather run away with an evil smirk.

* * *

Noah cover his head as he run around with a scream before Izzy bump into him, trip him down in process and the bookworm fall on a pile of mud face-down. Slowly, the bookworm lifts his head up with a glare before several arrows fall on him.

* * *

Geoff glance up to see a flying arrow and he cover himself with his arms, only to blink as the arrow fall short. The party man smile before few arrows strike him right in his stomach.

* * *

Naruto duck under the arrow and he notice that several arrows was going to hit Ella. The redhead quickly pull the princess wannabe into his arms as the arrows narrowly missed her and the blushing princess wannabe was about to thank him but Ezekiel ran past them, accidentally knock them down with a heavy bump. Ella's face becomes red as they accidentally kiss each other and they quickly jump away with a blush. "…G-G-G-Gomen, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.

"I-I-I-It's okay, it wasn't your fault." Ella stuttered with red face as she tries to hold her giggle back and she thanked the feral man mentally, they both never notice that two arrows just hit them a while ago.

* * *

Beth attempt to get away from the arrows but she kept bump into every travelers and the arrows hit her each time she kept bump into her fellow travelers.

* * *

Max gasp as soon as he saw the arrow flying toward him and he quickly use the nearby person as a shield as it hit the unlucky traveler's face. The aspiring villain was about to gloat before he froze up at the sight of CIT as Courtney release a deadly growl and he run away with a high-pitched screech, chasing by the angry CIT.

* * *

The arrow hit DJ's back and he glance up to see another arrow before he dodge it, only to run into another arrow. The Jamaican giant looks up again and the arrow hit his nose as he cried out in pain.

* * *

Cody pant heavily before he raise his eyebrow at the multiple shadows on the ground and he slowly look up, release a bloodcurdling scream as the arrows rain down on the poor geek.

* * *

"I think it's over." Chris chuckled at the panting travelers.

"Ha, no arrow can take me down because I am the greatest evil…" Max laughed evilly before an arrow flew into his right foot and he screamed out in pain, it turn out that it was a real arrow.

"…I thought we weren't supposed to use lethal weapon?" The host glanced at the cooker.

"Maybe the interns forget to check them." Chef replied and they both snickered evilly as the snails pry the arrow out of the crying aspiring villain.

"Maybe they did." Chris snickered before he clear his throat, "Anyway…We just tallied up the total of hits…The winner is…" He gestured at a certain team, "Screaming Penguin with 37 hits! The Laughing Wolf almost beat the penguins by one less hit! One of the team got hit by arrows 63 hits is…"

"Dragonfly, dragonfly…" Courtney chanted to herself.

"Snails, snails…" Beth muttered to herself.

"…Crying Dragonfly!" The host announced as the dragonflies groaned, "Which mean they will get a disadvantage in the final challenge!"

"What kind of advantage do we get?" Gwen asked.

"Oh, you'll find out soon." Chris walked away with a chuckle.

* * *

The teams stare at four small manmade colored castles and their host show up with a smirk as the interns carry different armors. "What's up with the armor?" Jo asked.

"I'll get to it." The host replied as he gestured at the four castles, "Each castles have their own princess and your challenge?"

"Oh, it's to rescue and protect the princess, right?" Ella clapped her hands together with a squeal.

"Nope, your challenge is to kidnap the princess and bring her back here first before the other teams!" Chris grinned at the gaping travelers.

"Wait, wait, I thought that we're the heroes since we're knights now?!" Tyler gasped.

"Heroes are overrated." The host snorted, "Each team is assigned to their target and they have to go through several obstacles before they can kidnap the princess…Screaming Penguin, you get the best quality armors and your easy target is the adorable princess of blue castle, princess Maeve!"

"I'm the real princess, nya!" Maeve cheered from the top of castle and the travelers notice something next to the little girl.

"…Is that knight a robot?" Sugar blinked at the robot knight, it was a skinny human-sized robot that looks like a medieval knight.

"Wolf and Snails, you both get average armors." Chris ignored the chubby farmer, "Wolf, your target is Princess Chef, who is in the red castle…"

"CHRIS, WHEN I GET DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" Chef yelled in his pink bell gown and he was with a bulky robot knight.

"Snails, you will attack the grey castle and kidnap Princess Fang!" The host gestured at the scowling mutated shark as Fang tried to tear the yellow wedding dress apart.

"Oh, thank you." Scott glanced up to the sky with a relived sigh.

"Dragonfly, for coming in last place…" Chris chuckled, "You get nothing and you have to kidnap Princess Kenny but beware! The 'OMG' Knight is the guardian of the green castle."

"…The same Kenny?" Duncan raised his eyebrow at the mummified intern before he drop his jaw at the giant robot knight, it looks almost like Donkey King and it was armed with two large spiky maces. "Dude, are you trying to kill us?!"

"Relax!" The host laughed, "You won't die if 'OMG' Knight hit you…But you will be in a lot of pain!"

"Sadist." Amy muttered under her breath.

"First team to come back here with their princess wins the challenge." Chris grinned, "And the team that can't capture their princess or come back in last place will be send to the gallows…Meaning it's the…"

"Elimination ceremony, yeah, yeah, we get it." Gwen rolled her eyes and the host just gives her a glare.

"…Your challenge starts now!" The host blew his air horn and the travelers quickly run up to their armors before they head for the castles.

* * *

**(Blue Castle)**

The penguins enter the castle and they glance around for any signs of danger but they didn't find anything. "…Easy victory." Jo smirked as she take several steps before she hear a click under her foot and the large boulder roll into her, crashing into the wall. "…Never mind…" The jockette groaned out and the penguins winced as they tried to help her out.

"Okay, we gotta be more careful now…" Anne Maria muttered and she takes one step before the slime drop on her head, causing her to slip down with a thud.

"If that's an easy one, I hate to be in another castle right now." Eva grunted.

* * *

**(Red Castle)**

"…Have anyone said 'It's official that Chris is trying to kill us' before?" Alejandro stared at the large lava pits with several suspending planks.

"I think some people did say that, dattebayo." Naruto nodded as the wolves slowly walk across the lava pit, "But I'm pretty sure that no one died on the show…Well, some people almost died several times, like Kenny the intern, dattebayo."

"…How the hell did he survive it all?" Rodney asked with a puzzled expression and the wolves just give him a shrug.

* * *

**(Grey Castle)**

The snails climb up the stair to the second floor and they halt in their trails as they drop their jaw at the sight of ten bulky robot knights, armed with plastic swords. "…Do we have to fight them?" Bridgette gulped.

"Look like it." Courtney sighed, "But they must be pretty easy to be…" One of the robots cut her off with a punch, "Oh, you didn't cut me off when I'm talk…" The robot punched her again, "THAT'S IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" The CIT leaped at the robot with a battle cry and the snails was about to help her out but the aspiring villain stop them.

"Nah, we'll let her take care of it." Max deadpanned, "It's better that way, trust me. No one wants to be in the crazed bipolar bitch's way…"

"I JUST HEARD THAT!" The CIT tackled him down and the robots quickly beat them down as the snails glance at each other with deadpan expressions.

* * *

**(Green Castle)**

"That is madness!" Harold wailed under the swinging club as the giant robot knight attempted to knock the nerd out and the nerd quickly leap away from the flying arrows, only to bump into another robot.

"No, that is Total Drama!" Tyler laughed at his joke before the robot smash him down with a metal bat.

"I almost wish that I'm back in holding cell…" Duncan jumped over the opening lava pit as he dodged the robot's mace, "Almost!"

"Mommy!" Sky cried out as the robot suddenly picks her up and it toss her into Ezekiel and Amy, knocking them down.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I guess that someone may ask this question already…" Blaineley took a deep breath, "…What the fuck did Chris do to get the producers' approval?! Or better question…How the hell can Chris keep his job when everyone can see that he's a sadistic psycho?!"

_***Static***_

"Connections." Chris grinned widely, "A lot of connections."

* * *

The penguins walk through the barrage of arrows and they were really glad that they have armors as the arrows bounce off harmlessly. DJ open his helmet to say something but the rubber-tipped arrow flew into his right nostril and he start to cry out loudly before Jo pull it out with an eyeroll.

* * *

The snails crawl up to the third floor with heavy pants before their eyes widened at the sight of robot archers as they armed their bows with arrows, pulling them back. "…How many robots are there in this castle?" Zoey asked before they duck under the arrows with a scream.

* * *

Izzy step on the robots' heads with a crazed giggle as the robots attempt to get her, only to stumble into each other and one of them accidently fires an arrow. The wolves follow the arrow with their eyes as it ricocheting around before it pierces though several robots, blowing them up.

"…Must be defective." Cody muttered in disbelief.

* * *

The bruised dragonflies finally made it to the top and they slowly walk toward the princess as they glance around for the giant robot. "Where did that robot go?" Beth asked before the giant robot burst out through the floor and it suddenly grab Kenny.

"…What is it doing?" Tyler asked and the robot just swings Kenny around like a bat, knocking some dragonflies out.

"KENNY!" The cameraman shouted out and Kenny release a bloodcurdling scream as the robot kept swings him around.

* * *

**(Blue Castle)**

The penguins reach the top floor and the skinny robot pulls a sword out. "So the tiny robot wants to fight?" Eva cracked her knuckles and the robot notice that she was cover in oil before it drop the sword as it jump off the roof with a mechanical scream. "That's one smart robot."

"More like a coward." Jo muttered.

"Mommy, where's daddy?" Maeve asked as Gwen picked her up.

"He has to save Grandpa Chef." Gwen chuckled, "Because Chef is a princess."

"Really?" The little girl giggled as Dawn dropped the ladder from the roof before the penguins climb down, "Is he a pretty princess?"

"Um…" The goth woman glanced at her daughter.

* * *

**(Red Castle)**

"Don't even say anything about it!" Chef growled as Rodney carried him down the hill after they took the bulky robot down.

"Just enjoying the muscle of a big strong man's arms, 'Princess'." Trent joked.

"…You're next after I kill Chris!" The cooker pointed at the paled musician, "You're gonna die! DIE, YOU HEAR ME?!"

* * *

**(Grey Castle)**

"Hurry!" Courtney barked as her team carrying the snarling shark, "They are getting ahead of us!"

"Don't worry…" Brick ducked under Fang's snarling jaws, "We can make it!" Fang finally bite the cadet's head and the cadet screams out as the creature chew on his head.

* * *

**(Chris)**

"And the winner is…" The host grinned at the three racing teams before a certain team skid in front of the host, "The Screaming Penguin!" The said team cheered, "And the team that will face elimination ceremony is…" The host glanced around with a confusing blink, "…Where's Crying Dragonfly?"

* * *

**(Green Castle)**

"SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP US!" Scott screamed with a sob before the 'OMG' Knight grab his leg and it swing him around like a ragdoll as the dragonflies run around, screaming for their lives.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Ooh, you all look so bad right now." Chris snickered evilly as the mummified dragonflies glared at him, "Anyway…I just checked the results and damn…At this rate, I'll run out of my shock moments because of you guys…You are safe if you get the shrimp and if you don't get one, that mean you're going home tonight! The shrimps go to…" The host called their names out as the cooker handed the shrimps out with a scowl, "Sky, Duncan, Amy, Harold, Scott, Geoff and Ezekiel…" He glanced at Beth and Tyler, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The farmer woman gulped.

"…" The clumsy jock rubbed his neck nervously.

"…Tyler!" The host announced.

"I'm eliminated?" Beth dropped her jaw.

"Sorry…" Geoff rubbed his head, "But you already won one season and we have to take you out before it's too late."

"I still can't believe that…" The farmer woman muttered before Chef suddenly tosses her into the lifeboat with cash bag and the boat drop into the sea.

"You better believe it now!" Chef hollered before he turns to Chris, "Now for you…"

"Uh-oh!" Chris quickly ran away, chasing by the angry cooker.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

Several days later, the travelers were enjoying their breakfast and Katie was about to take a bite, only to blink as she feel a tug on her shirt before she look down to see Maeve. "What is it?" Katie asked with a smile.

"Can I see your pretty ring?" Maeve asked with puppy eyes.

"Oh, sure." The tanned woman giggled as she shows the little girl her ring and the little girl stares at it for a while.

"Do all…Um…" The little girl tilted her head, "Marry people have rings?"

"You mean married people?" Katie blinked as the little girl nodded, "Well…"

"Mommy, nya!" Maeve quickly ran up to her mother as the tanned woman tried to give her the answer, "Can I see your ring?" Gwen and Naruto almost choked on their foods, "Can I? Can I?" The little girl quickly pulls her mother's hands up before she blink at them, "…Where's ring?"

"Oh, um…" Gwen stammered as she tried to come up with something and she glanced at the redhead.

"Well, um…" Naruto scratched his head nervously.

"It's because they're no…" Harold attempted to say something but everyone quickly smack him around to stop his big mouth and the nerd scowl at them.

"Mommy… Maeve blinked confusingly, "Where's your ring?"

Gwen was about to say something but someone speak up, "Not all married people have a ring." The goth woman glanced at Heather as the queen bee crossed her arms with a huff, "There are some people who love each other and they believe that the rings are not important…Your mommy decide that she don't need a ring so that's why she don't have a ring."

"Oh, I see, nya." The little girl pouted with puffed cheeks.

"Um…" The goth woman whispered to the queen bee, "Thank…I think?"

"Don't look into it too much." The queen bee snorted, "I don't want to see her crying."

Maeve kept pout until she get an idea, "Daddy, I love you, nya. Do you love me?"

"Hai, a lot, dattebayo." The chuckling redhead sip his drink with a slightly nod.

"Then marry me!" The little girl grinned widely as Naruto spit his drink out, "Buy me pretty ring, nya!"

"…Gwen, can you…" Naruto coughed and he tried to ignore several laughing travelers.

"I'll explain it to her later." Gwen smirked at the redhead and he was about to say something but the loudspeaker cut him off with a ring.

"Hey, travelers, wanna guess where we're gonna to be in?" Chris' voice rang out, "We're going to France! We will get there in about an hour so get ready! McLean out!"

"What kind of challenge do you think it is?" Samey asked.

"I think it's a reward challenge." Dawn replied.

"No, it's elimination challenge, duh!" Courtney rolled her eyes.

* * *

**(France)**

"You lucky guys are getting a reward challenge!" The host grinned at the travelers as he gestured at the museum, "Your challenge take place in this museum and your task? Collect twelve pieces of your team mascot's mask and put them together! First team to complete the mask wins the challenge!"

"You mean like we have to find a green piece of a dragonfly's mask?" Harold asked.

"…Yes, genius." Chris deadpanned, "And your challenge starts…" He took a deep breath, "NOW!" The teams quickly run into the museum, "…Again, I just forget to tell them about the traps. Eh, they probably figure it out by now."

* * *

**(Museum)**

"So it's another puzzle challenge?" Eva snorted as her team looking around for the pieces, "That's so dumb."

"At least there's no crazy twist." Noah replied before he notices a blue piece and he take a few steps before a pit open up right under the bookworm, causing him to fall down with a scream.

"Ah, I forget to warn him about the trap." Dawn said and several penguins rolled their eyes.

* * *

"We're pretty lucky that we're in our team." Trent grinned at Cody as they wander around with Ella and Jasmine, "We almost never get any elimination ceremonies."

"Yeah, it rock!" Cody nodded back before he spot a red object right under a painting, "Found one!"

"It seems a little off to me." Jasmine raised her eyebrow at an innocent red piece.

"Nah, it don't…" The geek picked the piece up and they hear a sound of snap before they glance at the broken wire. Before they know it, the wall with painting slowly raises up to reveal a secret doorway and a giant robot, resembling a certain cooker, step out with a revving chainsaw.

"…RUN!" Ella screamed as her group run away from the Chef-robot and it chase them down with an evil mechanical laughter.

* * *

Sky was searching through the art room before she find a green piece and the Cree woman turn around to let her teammates know that she find a piece, only to pause to blink at the punk. "…Duncan, what are you doing?" Sky asked.

"Just a little thing to leave behind." Duncan smirked as he created spooky skull graffiti on the wall, "Now that's an art…"

"HEY, YOU PUNKS!" The dragonflies turned their heads to see an angry fat security guard, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"…Split up!" The punk hollered before the dragonflies spilt up.

"I have been waiting for this moment!" The guard took a few steps before he release a wheeze, "I should have gone on diet…Nah, forget them." He pulled a half-eaten donut and he takes a bite out of it.

* * *

"It's about time we make a comeback." Courtney huffed as her teammates look around for the piece, "Keep looking, guys, it should be here somewhere!"

"So, Cameron, how was your date with Scarlett?" Zoey nudged the bubble boy with a smirk.

"O-O-O-Oh, it was great…" Cameron blushed, "She's really smart and…"

"Found it!" Brick held a grey piece up with a wide grin, "I found it right behind the David statue."

"No trap?" Katie blinked as the cadet shook his head, "That's weird…" Before the CIT can give her an reply, they all hear a sound of flush and they glance at the restroom as Fang walk out with newspaper before he notice them. They stare at each other for a while before the mutated shark growl at the screaming travelers as they run away from him.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I still can't believe how simple this challenge is." Alejandro raised his eyebrow, "It's kinda fishy."

_***Static***_

"Where's the twist?" Anne Maria asked with hands on her hip.

_***Static***_

"I think Chris must lose his touch right now." Amy scoffed.

_***Static***_

"Or he wants us to think that he's losing it then in the end, he will trick us like always." Bridgette rubbed her chin in deep thought.

_***Static***_

"There's no twist and I'm not losing my touch." Chris chuckled evilly, "I gave them a simple challenge on purpose to mess with their minds."

* * *

Scott pull a green piece out of the statue's mouth carefully and he jump down with a smug smirk before the snails run past him with a scream as the scheming farmer raise his eyebrow at them. He shrug his shoulders as he turn around, only to bump into someone that he don't want to see before he suddenly run away from the smirking mutated shark with a bloodcurdling scream and Fang chase him down with a evil grin.

* * *

Eva stare at the blue piece with suspicious eyes, there was a lot of wires wrapping around the piece and she was not sure if it's a trap or a dummy. Dawn walk up to the piece and she just pick it up before she walk away as the bodybuilder raise her eyebrow. Eva was about to follow the petite woman but a large swinging boulder suddenly hit her, sending her fly across the room.

* * *

Naruto was carrying two red pieces and he hears a comment as his face paled. "Whisker time!" Izzy glomped the redhead before she rub his cheeks with a giggle.

"Sto-O-O-O-Ooooo!" Naruto purred and they both never notice that Alejandro was on fire, running around with a bloodcurdling scream as he tried to put the fire out.

* * *

Sugar found the grey piece before she notices a shiny tiara and she reach out for it, only to hear some shouting. She turns her head to the source and she quickly run away as the fat guard chase her with a billy club.

* * *

Samey and Blaineley were having hard time as they tried to pry their piece out of the statue's mouth before they finally pull it out, breaking the statue in process. "Oh, no!" Samey gasped, "We are so gonna be in trouble!"

"Relax, little girl." Blaineley scoffed, "It's one small statue. No one is gonna miss it…"

"NOOO!" The women turned their heads to see a screaming man, "That was one of a kind statue! It was a lost treasure! I'm ruined!" He wailed on his knees as the women slowly back away from him, "Ruined, I tell you!"

* * *

Harold glance around in the exhibit section until he find the green piece, lying on the caveman statue and he pick up with a grin. Before he know it, the knives flew out of nowhere and the nerd scream out as the knives pin him against the wall. The nerd's eyes widened as the cleaver flinging toward him and it cut into the wall right under his groin, causing the nerd to release a small whimper.

* * *

Zoey smile to herself as soon as she discovered her team's piece before she turn around, only to bump into something hard and she slowly look up to see Chef-robot. They stare at each other for a while before the robot's arms spouted knives and the screaming indie woman quickly run away, followed by Chef-robot.

* * *

Mike walk into an odd section as he look around and it wasn't long enough until he find the blue piece. "I gotta check with the guys on how many piece…" Mike muttered to himself before he gasp loudly as Mal take over, "No, I'll stall…" He froze up as he look around to see that he was surrounding by the corncobs and he slowly look up at the sign to see that it read 'History of Corncob'. He release a loudest bloodcurdling scream as he drop on the floor and Mal sobbed to himself in ball.

* * *

Rodney run past his teammates with a scream as his teammates raise their eyebrows confusingly and Cody turn his head at right before he points at something with a scream. The wolves turn around to see Chef-robot and they all run away from the robot as it fired giant meatballs at them.

* * *

Ezekiel carries the pieces with a wide grin and Geoff scratch his head with a raised eyebrow, it was kinda odd that there was no traps. "Guess we're pretty lu…" The party man mumbled before he groans out as a meatball flew into his groin, courtesy of Chef-robot.

* * *

Jo fishes the piece out of the barrel and before she know it, the tentacles grab her before it smash her around like a ragdoll. "Oh my…" DJ winced and he was about to help her out, only to end up in same situation.

* * *

Bridgette pick the grey piece up with a smile and she was about to walk away, only to trip on her feet. She accidentally rips the artwork during her trip and the surfer woman gasp in horror as she tried to fix it. "Hey you!" She glanced at the voice before she run away as the panting fat guard jog up to the artwork, "Why does everyone always destroy stuff?!"

* * *

**(Chris)**

"Interesting…" The host muttered as he read the book of France's history, "I never know that…" He heard a noise before he glance up to see the Screaming Penguin run out, followed by the other teams and they quickly work on their pieces. "Wow, that was pretty quick than I thought." The host mumbled to himself.

"Hand me that piece!" Sky pointed at the piece randomly.

"I need that piece!" Eva snatched the piece out of Anne Maria's hand.

"Wait, where did it go?" Courtney dug through the pieces for a certain piece.

"Try to turn it around!" Samey glanced at Trent as he tried to connect the pieces together and it wasn't long enough until a certain team finally completes their mask puzzle first.

"We're done!" Duncan waved the green dragonfly mask with a grin.

"The Crying Dragonfly win the challenge!" Chris grinned at the cheering team, "And their reward?" He gestured at the cooker as he carried the masks, "They get a gold mask!"

"Um…" Naruto raised his eyebrow at the dragonfly's mask, "Why are they all oni masks?"

"Because I think they look cool." The host smirked.

"HEY, YOU!" Everyone turned around as the fat guard crawled out of the museum with heavy pant, "You guys are going to the jail for destroyed arts…"

"…Everyone, back to the ship!" Chris ran away with Chef and the travelers.

"Wait, come back!" The fat guard jogged for a while before he fall down with a weak groan, "…I hate fucking tourists…"

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

It has been few days since they leave France and the travelers were very grumpy because their host wakes them up very early in the morning for their new challenge. "Today, you guys will row all way to this island…" Chris gestured at the island in the distance, "And you have to find your campsites, where you will sleep in for a night. You guys will race back here first thing in the morning and whoever get here in last place will go straight to the elimination ceremony right away."

"Wonderful…" Gwen deadpanned.

"Oh, before you guys go, I gotta warn you about this island…" The host flashed his face up with the flashlight, "It's a cursed island! The island was once owned by a legendary pirate whose name was lost throughout the time and this pirate was really crazy with voodoo and all magical shits…If you happen to come across any treasure, you better not take it back with you or you'll be cursed forever! Forever! Forever! Forever!"

"We got it, we got it." Heather rolled her eyes before the host lean closer.

"Foooooorever!" Chris said before he clear his throat, "You may start rowing now!" The teams quickly run to their lifeboats and the host was about to walk away but he heard someone running up to him.

"Hey, what the fucking is going on?!" Sugar scowled with hands on her hip.

"Lifeboat…" The host muttered before the chubby farmer run toward her team as he tap his chin, "Hmm…Why do I have a 'deja vu' feeling?" Chris shrugged to himself, "Meh, whatever."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Great, I'm so exciting to camping out at a cursed island." Noah said sarcastically, "At least we don't have to worry about these prehistoric animals."

* * *

**(Island)**

The wolves was first to reach the island and they spot a path trail before they walk into the forest. "…Does this path lead to the campsite?" Ella fidgeted nervously.

"Hai, that's in the map, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the map, Chef just gave the teams their own map before they left the ship. "We'll be there pretty soon."

"Only one problem is that we need to get our own foods…" Cody muttered, "But I'm not sure if the foods here are poisonous or not…"

"Don't worry about that." Alejandro smirked as he lifted his backpack, "I just smuggled some foods from the gallery when Chef wasn't around so we're good for the night."

"That's awesome." Jasmine giggled and the wolves just patted the Latino villain's back.

* * *

"That really bites…" Duncan ducked under the low-hanging branch as he swatted the mosquito, "I fucking hate mosquitoes…" He swatted another mosquito.

"Be glad that we don't have to deal with freaky animals." Scott grunted.

"Oh, I heard you there." Tyler nodded with a shiver, "I still wonder how the hell did the prehistoric animals managed to exist today?"

"Maybe they're cloned?" Geoff rubbed his chin.

"It's possible." Sky glanced around for any nonpoisonous foods.

"Maybe we can ask Chris when we get back?" Harold asked.

"Nah, he won't give us any answer." The punk snorted and some dragonflies agreed with him.

* * *

"We're almost there…" Zoey panted as she glanced at her map, the snails were hiking up the steepest trail with some difficult.

"Good, when we get there, we will take short break before we start looking for the foods." Courtney panted heavily.

"I hope that they get some good grubs…" Sugar muttered as she walk right behind the snails before she notice a shiny object nearby and the chubby farmer gasp happy as soon as she pick a diamond tiara. She glances at her teammates as she hides it in her backpack before she quickly catches up with them, 'No bitches are gonna swipe my pageant crown!'

* * *

"Finally, we're here." Gwen huffed as soon as her team reached the campsite, "Now what?"

"…Look like we have to pitch the tent up." DJ replied as he noticed that the campsite wasn't set up, "…I'll start the fire since it's getting dark now."

"And I'll get the tent up." Jo grunted before she walks toward the tent gears with Dawn and Mike and the rest of penguins decide to start looking for something that they can eat. The other three teams were in same situation as soon as they reach their own campsite.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"They went camp without me, nya." Maeve crossed her arms with a pout, "I wanna go too!"

"You can't go because it's too dangerous for you." Chef patted her head, it turned out that she was using the bridge's confessional camera.

"But daddy's strong!" The little girl glanced up at the cooker, "He'll protect me, nya!"

"That's true…" The cooker nodded, "But…Um…" He ransacked through his mind to come up with some excuse, "…It's filled with scary thing and it's really dark all the time."

"…I don't wanna go now, nya…" Maeve whined and Chef releases his breath, he doesn't want to tell her that it was a cursed island. The cooker bet that she will take something back, end up cursed forever and everyone don't want to risk it since they start to believe in curses now.

* * *

"Katie, can you toss some woods in to keep the fire going?" Brick put the stick down next to the campfire.

"All right…" Katie carried the woods and she never notices a large rock before she trip on it, tossing the woods up in process. The snails followed the flying woods as it fly over their heads before it hit the stick and it fling the burning wood toward the tent, burning it down in process.

"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!" Max screamed out as he run out of the burning tent and everyone quickly put the fire out.

"Oh great…" Courtney blew her hair up, "At least it don't…"

"No, wait, don't say it!" Bridgette cried out with her teammates but it was too late.

"Get worse than that." The CIT finished her sentence and before everyone knows it, the rain suddenly pour on them out of nowhere. "…Great!" She threw her hands up furiously.

* * *

"Pretty early to go to bed." Duncan peeked out of the tent as the rain kept going on, "Eh, I guess we have to turn in early so we can beat the guys back." The dragonflies agreed with him as they get in their sleeping bags and most of them fall asleep right away, Sky was about to fall asleep until she notice Amy's glare.

"Um…" Sky blinked, "What's up?"

"…I don't like the fact that you're getting closer with the pervert." Amy whispered.

"Naruto's not a pervert." The Cree woman rolled her eyes, "And before you say anything, everything he did to you was all accidents…And why would it bother you if I'm getting closer with him when you can't stand him at all?"

"It bothers me because he's my pervert and the only person he can molesting is me!" The evil twin growled as the aspiring Olympian raised her eyebrow at her before the cheerleader realized what she just said, "W-W-Wait, I mean…He'll molest you if you get closer with him!"

"Right…" Sky rolled her eyes again before she glance at the blushing cheerleader, "…Amy, the reason why I'm getting closer with Naruto is because I…"

"Because you like him a lot, I know…" Amy huffed, "I also like him but I'm just pissed off that everyone is after him and he doesn't have a fucking clue!"

"Yeah, he's pretty dense…" The Cree woman nodded, "…But you gotta admit that it's kinda cute because…"

"Because you can get a best reaction out of him when you show him something that he can't forget." Amy said with Sky at same time, "Yeah…That's why some of accidents were done on purpose…"

"I know…" Sky paused as she blinked owlishly at Amy, "Wait, what?"

"Yes, you heard me." The evil twin turned away from the Cree woman, "Anyway…I kinda get sidetracked because of you but I want you to know that I'm not gonna give up on him."

"…Me too, I'm not gonna give up on him and I'll be the one that will end up with him." The aspiring Olympian replied.

"In your dream." Amy muttered.

"Oh, I will." Sky smirked.

"…Excuse me, I'm trying to sleep here." Scott deadpanned, it turn out that he was sleeping between them.

* * *

The next morning, Gwen pokes her head out and she brushing her messy hair back as she glance around. "Morning already?" The goth woman crawled out, followed by her teammates and they stretch themselves out.

"Let's see…" Heather unfolded the map, "…We have to take the same trail back again?"

"That's so weird." Gwen raised her eyebrow at the queen bee, "Nothing bad happened to us at all?"

"I know…" The queen bee shrugged as the penguins walked down the trail, "But I'm not gonna complaining about it."

"If you think back on it, it's kinda like the camping challenge back in the first season." DJ glanced at Heather and Gwen.

"Yeah, you're right." The goth woman nodded, "That was almost like six years ago, right?"

"Yes…" Heather muttered, "At least we don't get attack by a bear and spend a night in a tree."

"Now I remember that." Gwen sighed.

"Yeah, and you two used to be at each other's throat." Eva grunted, "But now you're getting along with each other."

"…Wait, what?!" Gwen and Heather gasped, "Hell no, I'm not getting along with her! Stop copying me! Stop it!"

"I'm glad they are getting along now." Dawn clapped her hands together with a blank expression.

"…Was she serious or not?" Anne Maria whispered to the jockette.

"…I still can't tell." Jo deadpanned.

* * *

The wolves quickly run over to their lifeboat as soon as they run into other teams and Naruto raise his eyebrow after he looked around for a certain team. "Where's the Killer Snail?" The redhead asked, pushing the lifeboat into the water.

"Maybe they got up late?" Cody muttered.

"Who know, but I know one thing…" Blaineley smirked as the teams quickly get in their lifeboat, "There's gonna be one less snail when we get back."

* * *

The Killer Snail were snoring under a tree until a single raindrop fall upon the CIT's nose, wake her up with a jolt. "Wha…" Courtney glanced around googlily before she quickly leap up on her feet with widened eyes, "Guys, get up! Get up!" The snails groaned out as they slowly get up on their feet, "It's morning! We gotta get back on the ship now! Go! Go! Go!"

"But I have to get…" Max muttered.

"I SAID NOW!" The CIT shouted and the aspiring villain runs down the hill with a yelp, followed by his team. They hope that they made it back on time but it was too late as soon as they pull up to the luxury ship and the snails groaned as their host walk up to the rail with a grin.

"You're late…" Chris checked his watch, "Two hours late to be exact…Refresh yourself up and see me at the deck for your elimination ceremony."

"…UGH!" The snails groaned loudly.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Here's the result, the lucky travelers that get shrimps are…" The host glanced at his clipboard as Chef threw the shrimps at the snails, "Cameron, Courtney, Scarlett, Bridgette, Brick, Zoey and Max…" He grinned at Sugar and Katie, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The chubby farmer gulped nervously.

"…" The tanned woman bit her nails nervously.

"…Sugar!" Chris smirked.

"Aww…" Katie walked up to the lifeboat as the host tossed the cash bag in, "…I think it's good thing that I get some money for the wedding…"

"Are you gonna send me an invitation to your wedding?" Chef asked.

"Well…" The tanned woman was about to say something but the cooker just drop the lifeboat into the ocean.

"You better send me one or else!" The cooker shouted before he notice some raised eyebrows from the group, "What? I love wedding. Get a problem with it?"

"No, no, no, we don't." Everyone said in unison.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

A week went by, the travelers were having a lunch and Naruto was feeding his daughter the ramen, Maeve had been begging him to feed her until he caved in when she give him a puppy eyes. "Is it good?" Naruto grinned.

"Yeah!" Maeve nodded with a wide grin, "It's really good, nya!"

"I know, ramen is always good and great, dattebayo!" The redhead chuckled.

"Hey, Naruto, can I sit here?" The said man glanced up to see Bridgette with her tray.

"Oh, sure, you can." Naruto scratched his head as the surfer woman sat down.

"Hi." The little girl waved at the surfer woman, "How are you?"

"Hello to you, I'm doing good." Bridgette smiled, "How are you?"

"Happy!" Maeve pointed at the bowl, "Daddy is feeding me ramen, nya!"

"Lucky you." The surfer woman giggled before she notice that Gwen was sitting in front of her and the goth woman give her a glare as Bridgette gulp nervously.

"Mommy, I have to go!" The little girl fidgeted.

"Oh, hold on." Gwen quickly picked Maeve up with a smile and she quickly walk away from the table.

"…Is she still mad at me?" Bridgette turned her head to the redhead with a wince.

"I'm not sure, dattebayo…" The redhead muttered, "Want me to talk to her?"

"Um…" The surfer woman chewed her lip, "…Yeah, can you also ask her if she'll talk to me about a certain thing...Please?"

"Sure, I will." Naruto nodded and he was going to ask her something about her comment but the loudspeaker cut him off.

"Travelers, wear something warm because we're going to Iceland!" Chris' voice rang out, "…Oh and don't forget to wear your swimsuit!"

"…Swimsuit?" DJ raised his eyebrow.

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**(Iceland)**

"No Total Drama is complete without a diving challenge!" The grinning host gestured at the icy lake from the highest cliff.

"…Fuck." Almost every traveler groaned together.

"Each member of the teams must dive and get in the safe zone…" Chris gestured at the large circle of buoy rope, "You better pray that you don't end up in the danger zone, which is infested with piranhas, sharks, jellyfishes, man-eating fishes and some tentacles…So…" He chuckled at the teams, "Yeah, you're officially fucked."

"…What will happen if I refuse to jump off this cliff?" Harold asked.

"Then you will have to wear a chicken hat." The host shrugged, "And a lot of hate from your teammates when they lose an advantage for the next challenge. The team with most divers in safe zone wins…" He glanced at the teams in deep thought, "Let's start with Killer Snails!"

"You gotta kidding me!" Courtney scoffed as she looked down from the edge of the cliff, "There's no way I'm gonna jump into this ice-cold la…" Max suddenly push her off the cliff and the screaming CIT fall into the safe zone before the aspiring villain notice the gaping expressions on everyone's face.

"What?" Max raised his hands up, "It's not like I killed her or something like that."

"Got to give you a prop for that." Chris chuckled, "That was kinda evil."

"Why did you do that?" Brick asked and they never notice that Sugar just jump off the cliff, only to fall into the danger zone.

"Because I know that if she stay up longer, she's gonna force me to jump off and I refuse to jump into this lake." Max scoffed, "Chris, give me the chicken hat!"

"All yours, buddy." The host tossed the hat to the aspiring villain and Bridgette dive into the safe zone, followed by Zoey and Brick. Cameron don't have enough courage to dive into the icy lake and the host hand him the chicken hat before he give another one to Scarlett since she know that her team can't win this one, due to less members within her team. "Crying Dragonfly, you're next!"

"Here we go…" Duncan muttered before Ezekiel quickly dive into the safe zone, "…I kinda like the feral dude better than old Ezekiel." The punk dove into the safe zone, followed by Sky and Geoff.

"All right!" Tyler leap off with a cheer before he land into the safe zone with a belly flop and everyone wince at him.

"Oh, he's so gonna feel this one in the morning." Jo whistled and Harold jump off the cliff before he fall into the danger zone as the creatures attack him.

"And he's gonna feel this one for a week." Trent winced at the screaming nerd.

"Nope, nope." Amy held her hands up with a scoff and she glare at the smirking host as he throw the chicken hat at her.

"Screaming Penguins, your turn!" Chris chuckled, "Then Laughing Wolf will go last." Eva was first to jump off and she land in the safe zone, followed by Jo.

"Svetlana shall show you the perfect land!" Svetlana flipped off the cliff before the unpredictable man land in the safe zone, feet first. Anne Maria leap off before she end up in the danger zone and the creatures attack the Jersey woman as she fight back with her hairspray can.

"You go." Heather glared at the goth woman.

"No, you go!" Gwen growled before they fight each other as they stumble closer to the edge, attempting to push each other off the cliff. It wasn't long enough until they both fall off the cliff with a screaming and they both managed to fall into the safe zone.

"…Give me the hat." DJ muttered after he looked down, he still don't get over his fear of height.

"Now, Dawn, it's your turn…" The host glanced around with a puzzled expression, "…Where is she?"

"She just jump off, dattebayo." Naruto gestured at the edge of cliff and the host look down to see that the petite woman just land in the safe zone.

"…How the hell did she do that?!" Chris threw his hands up.

"You mean jump?" The redhead raised his eyebrow, "It's really easy, you know how to do that…"

"That's not what I mean." The host shoved his son off the cliff with a deadpan expression and the redhead fall into the safe zone before the host notice some glares from the wolves. "What?" He shrugged, "He gets a point for your team."

"You know that he'll get you back, right?" Alejandro smirked at the paled host before he leaps off the cliff, followed by Izzy and Jasmine.

"Maybe he'll use corncob prank." Blaineley muttered as she jump off, only to end up in danger zone.

"Or the double corncob prank…" Trent shivered before he dives into the danger zone with a scream.

"…Shit…" Chris whispered to himself and he watch Ella jump off with closed eyes before she land in the safe zone, followed by Rodney. Samey was not lucky when she dive off the cliff and she end up in the danger zone.

"Oh man, I hate pressure…" Cody gulped before he jumps off the cliff and everyone follow him with their eyes until he land in the safe zone.

"The Laughing Wolf wins the first challenge and an advantage for next challenge!" The host announced quickly before he run away as the angry redhead chase him down with the corncob, "Not the corncob prank, anything but the corncob!"

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**(Confessional)**

"Maybe I shouldn't have pushed him off the cliff…" Chris shivered in fetus position, "...It get worse each time he use the corncob prank."

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"Our final challenge is…" The host gestured at several sleds with a wince as some travelers noticed the Canadian Eskimo dogs, "Sled Race! The teams will race each other across the mine field…" The snowy field exploded, "Then through the snowball fight…" The row of cannons fired the giant snowballs at each other, "And race across the thin icy bridge while they have to dodge some stuff…" There were so many objects swinging around the icy bridge, "Until they cross the finish line! First team to cross the line will win a reward and the team that comes in last place will have an elimination ceremony!"

"Oh dude, that's so crazy…" Geoff gulped nervously.

"Laughing Wolf won the diving challenge so they get the fastest sled, completed with sled-dogs!" Chris gestured at the huskies.

"Oh, sweet!" Samey cheered with her teammates until she notices an odd sled, "…But what's up with this weird sled?"

"Oh, that?" The host chuckled as he glanced at broken sled, "I forget to mention that the team with fewer divers in safe zone will get a huge disadvantage…A broken sled with no dogs to help out!" He pointed at Killer Snails, "Which means some snails are gonna be the sled-dogs!"

"…Fuck." Courtney muttered quietly with a deadly glare and the snails glanced at each other nervously.

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"Get ready…" Chris grinned at the teams and he held his snicker back as he glance at the Killer Snail's sled-dogs, containing of Brick, Scarlett, Zoey and Cameron. "Set…" He blew his air horn, "GO!" The teams quickly took off and they wave around through the mine field, dodging the exploding mines. The snails keeping step on the mines and it launch some poor snails up in air as they cried out.

"Poor guys…" Mike winced at his friends' screaming, "I wish there's something we can do for them."

"Don't feel sorry for them." Heather scoffed, "They're our enemies!"

"…They are affected with a bad curse." Dawn whispered to the queen bee, "I don't know how long it will last for…"

"If they are cursed then it's good thing for us." The queen bee whispered to her friend and the petite woman just give her a slightly nod but she was still not sure about it.

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The wolves reach the second part of the course and they quickly duck under the snowballs as they flew over their heads before the Latino villain glance behind to see the Crying Dragonfly, getting closer to them. "Faster, my furry amigo, faster!" Alejandro barked at the huskies as the creatures raced down the path and he was about to bark at them again before the snowball smash into his head, knocking him out in process.

"…Is that a rubber ball?!" Cody dropped his jaw as the rubber ball bounced away after the snowball break apart.

"Ooh, I don't know that we're playing a snowy dodgeball game." Izzy giggled and several wolves raised their eyebrows at her.

"Suck to be yo…" Duncan was about to taunt the wolves, only to be knocked out by the brick within the snowball.

"Chris didn't say anything about that." Ella muttered.

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**(Confessional)**

"It must slip from my mind." Chris said with an innocently grin.

_***Static***_

"He may do it on purpose like always." Rodney sighed, "Is he gonna do that for a long time?"

_***Static***_

"Oh yeah, he will." Chef deadpanned with crossed arms.

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"Max, you're gonna run with them now!" Courtney scowled at the aspiring villain as soon as they reach the snowball section, "We need more speed!"

"Hell no!" Max growled, "I'm not gonna pull the damn sled! I have short legs!"

"I'm not asking you, bastard!" The CIT picked him up in air by his collar, "I'm ordering you!"

"You crazed bipolar bitch!" The aspiring villain attempted to pried her hand off, "No one order me, the…"

"Oh, god, just kiss and make up!" Scarlett blew her hair up, earning a glare from the CIT and the aspiring villain.

"Like hell!" Courtney and Max shouted out together.

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"We're almost out." Jo grunted as she ducked under a snowball before her team's sled finally reaches the bridge, "Ha, these stupid cannons don't get…" A swinging rock cut her off as it smash into the jockette's stomach and the penguins winced.

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"I feel so bad that we just get a huge lead, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as his team duck under the swinging logs, "…Almost."

"Yeah, it looks like we're…" Rodney was about to say something but the swinging log knock him out and he passed out on Trent and Ella, knocking them out in process.

"…Is it me or does everyone kept getting knock out today?" Izzy asked and Samey was about to say something but the swinging rock knock her out.

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"Okay, that is getting ridiculous…" Amy deadpanned as her team's sled raced across the bridge and she glance at her unconscious teammates.

"Yeah, everyone's out of it, beside you and…" Sky said before the swinging piano knock the evil twin out as the Cree woman raises her eyebrow, "…Okay, just me…" She turned her head to the dogs, "Hurry, run faster!"

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Chris stands in front of the finish line and he spot two teams as they race each other. "Here they come…" The host waited until the teams crossed the line, "The wolf win by a hair and the dragonfly is in second place!" He noticed the unconscious travelers before he laugh at them, "I don't see that one coming and I bet they didn't!"

"What's our reward?" Blaineley asked and the host glances behind to see another sled.

"Hold on, the third place goes to…" Chris waited until the team crossed the line, "The penguins! Which mean the snails are in last place and they get another elimination ceremony!" He cleared his throat as he turned to the wolves, "Wolves, you win the gold sled trophy!"

"Another trophy?" Cody received his trophy with a raised eyebrow, it was an simple trophy with a miniature gold sled.

"Oh yeah…" The host nodded before he hear several heavy pants and he turn around to see the snails as they crawl across the line. "...Snails, you're in last place."

"Again?" Brick groaned out before he passes out.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Everyone got their shrimps and it's all down to Max and Scarlett…" Chris grinned at the said travelers, "Only one of them can get the final shrimp and it's gonna be…"

"…" The aspiring villain crossed his arms with a scowl.

"…" The scientist adjusted her glasses.

"…Max!" The host announced, "Scarlett, you will go home with five hundred grand bucks!"

"Wha…" Scarlett's eyes widened and she was about to shout at her former teammates but Chef just toss her into the lifeboat as the host toss the cash bag at her before the cooker drop her into the sea.

"…You have nothing to say?" Chris raised his eyebrow at the cooker.

"Eh, all I know is that she's just crazy psycho who have a hot for puny maggot." Chef shrugged his shoulders.

"Pfft, she's not a psycho…" Max jabbed his thumb at the CIT, "She is."

"Hey!" Courtney scowled at the aspiring villain, "I'm not a psycho, you are!"

"Yeah right!" The aspiring villain glared at her, "You're the biggest crazed bipolar bitch I ever know."

"Why you…" The CIT pulled him closer with a deadly growl, "Y-Y-You're a vilest, slimily bastard I ever know!"

"I can't take another second with you because of your mood swing and the way you yell at everyone like a bitch!" Max growled.

"And I can't stand you because of your rants and some stupid shits like taking over the world!" Courtney glared, "What are you, five?!"

"I hate you so much…" The aspiring villain growled.

"I hate you more than anyone in this world!" The CIT growled.

"Ah, I really love the way they argue with each other." The chuckling host nudged the cooker, "They always give us a little boost in the rating…"

"…Take me now!" Courtney growled angrily.

"Gladly!" Max shouted before they suddenly make out with each other.

"What the fuck!" Chris gasped in horror, "Ew! Ew! Ew! That is so wrong! So wrong! I'm gonna hurl!" He ran to the rail before he vomit out, "GROSS! EW! SOMEONE STOP THEM!"

"Yeah, it has been burning for years." The cooker crossed his arms with a deadpan expression, ignoring the crying of the host.

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**(Bridge)**

"Chris is still throwing up so I'm gonna do the closing." Chef grunted, "There was a lot of twist going on and it was so much that I can't even think straight…But one thing I know is that Sugar don't know that she just cursed her team by taking something that don't belong to her. The questions we have now are…How long will it take until the snails figure out that they are cursed? Will the Killer Snail end up like Victory team? Will Chris stop throwing up from seeing Courtney and Max making out with each other?"

"EW, DON'T REMIND ME THAT!" Chris' voice echoed through the room and the cooker raised his eyebrow.

"…What kind of challenges will the teams face? Which maggots will be next to take the loser-boats? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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_Laughing Wolf: Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, Ella, Izzy, Jasmine, Naruto, Rodney, Samey, Trent_

_Screaming Penguin: Anne Maria, Dawn, DJ, Eva, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Mike, Noah_

_Crying Dragonfly: Amy, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Scott, Sky, Tyler_

_Killer Snail: Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Courtney, Max, Sugar, Zoey_

_Eliminated: B, Beardo, Beth, Dakota, Dave, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Owen, Sadie, Sam, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Topher_

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_**Random WDL Fact: In the early development, it was planned that Tora would mutated into a humanoid tiger girl who would chase after Naruto.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-four chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**No Total Drama season is complete without a curse! And it looks like the Killer Snails are unlucky to receive a curse, thank to Sugar! How long will it last for? Who know…**

**The cash bag is now up to five hundred grand bucks! How many more people will be eliminated for another increase?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	35. Odyssey: The Tiara's Curse

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some of your questions may won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I missed any of your questions.**

**Djinn: Maybe I do, maybe I don't but we'll see.**

**Coldblue: 1) Yes, she'll make another appearance and she was already fully grown up in the ROI arc. 2) Soon…Or did that already happen behind the scene and no one notice it? Who know? 4) The longer the contestants stay in, the more money they will get but no one know the limit since Chris didn't say anything about it.**

**FOEF: My hands are still tied on the pairing route. Sorry but you have to wait for it.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-five chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 35: Odyssey: The Tiara's Curse**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the travelers did their challenges with some twists like kidnapped the princesses and double eliminations." Chris grinned, "Everything was going well until Sugar don't heed my warning and swipe a tiara from the cursed island. Now the snails is cursed…Which might explain the disgusting sight that I just witnessed…" The host shivered before he notices that the screen was showing the footage of Courtney and Max's make-out, "OH GROSS! THAT IS NOT FUN AT ALL! UGH!" He suddenly ran out with a gag.

Chef clears his throat, "Here's the questions…What kind of challenges will we throw at the maggots? Where are we going to? Will the curse wipe the snails out? Who will take the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

"EEEWWW!" The host suddenly ran back in as he flapped his hands around, "They're making out in the hallway! EW! EW! EW!"

"GET OVER IT!" The cooker shouted.

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**(Dining Room)**

"I am so confused." Alejandro rubbed his temples as the travelers eat their breakfast together, "I thought they hate each other?" They were staring at Courtney and Max as they flirt with each other in their own way.

"I hate you…" Courtney growled.

"I hate you more…" Max growled back before they argue with each other.

"Love's a funny thing." Trent deadpanned.

"I think it's kinda sweet, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and several travelers raised their eyebrows at him before they hear a feedback from the loudspeaker.

"Attention, maggots!" Chef's voice barked, "We will be in Norway in about one hour so you better finish up with your breakfast."

"It's about time." Eva sighed, the travelers had been sitting around for a week and she was getting bored.

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**(Norway)**

"Welcome to Norway, the home of Viking!" Chris grinned, "Today, we will have a Viking-theme challenges!"

"Don't tell me that we have to build a boat like last time." Duncan rolled his eyes with crossed arms.

"Nope, you won't build any boats this time." The host chuckled before he clear his throat, "Anyway…Our first challenge is…" He gestured at four tied ropes, "Four-way tug-of-war!"

"…That's not really Viking-like…" Gwen raised her eyebrow at the host, "Don't you even study history or culture?"

"The rules are very simple…" Chris ignored the goth woman as he shifted his arm to a crossed line, "Each team will take one rope and they will have to win the game by dragging three teams to their side."

"So it's just a tug-of-war but with four teams…" Tyler muttered.

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**(Confessional)**

"Ugh…" Eva groaned, "That's a stupid challenge ever!"

_***Static***_

"I'm disappointed that Chris didn't know anything about Viking's culture." Alejandro crossed his arms, "…At least my team have a huge advantage and I can guaranteed you that the Killer Snail will lose this one."

_***Static***_

"We're screwed." Courtney pinched the bridge of her nose, "Almost all of my team members are weak!"

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"Everyone's ready?" The host glanced at the tensed travelers as they tugged their ropes lightly, "And…GO!" The teams suddenly pull the ropes with several grunts as they tried to drag each other toward one side and it was oblivious that the Killer Snail wasn't doing well.

"Pull harder!" The CIT shouted at her teammates.

"We are!" Brick shouted back, the dragonflies were in a similar situation.

"Oh dude, that is so weak!" Duncan grunted as the dragonflies' feet skidding toward the crossed line, dragging by Screaming Penguin and Laughing Wolf. The dragged teams try to pull their ropes back but it was useless, due to the fact that the wolves and penguins have some strong members.

"Pull on three!" Eva barked as her team tugged the rope harder, "Three! Three! Three!" The penguins slowly dragging the three teams toward their side but at the last minute, the wolves used all of their strength and they suddenly pull the three teams to the wolf's side with several grunts.

"Over already?" Chris shrugged his shoulder, "The Laughing Wolf wins the first challenge!"

"What do…" Blaineley panted heavily, "We win?"

"Absolutely nothing!" The host walked away with a chuckle, "Let's go! Our next challenge await for us!"

"…I hate him so much…" The blonde woman growled and everyone agreed with her.

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"I like to call our final challenge…" Chris took a deep breath as he gestured at four longships, "The Fiery Battle of Viking! Each team will fight each other in the water and try to sink the enemies' longship by firing their cannons…The weapon?" The host gestured at the cooker as he rolled a giant ball into a longship, "A giant ball of fireworks!" He chuckled evilly, "I really can't wait to see the firework during the battle!"

"Won't that kinda put us at the risk?" Ella asked nervously.

"Maybe." The host grinned, "The first team to sink will face the elimination ceremony tonight and the solo survivor wins the challenge as soon as three ships are sank." He pulled a Viking hat out of nowhere, "Get your hats and get ready for the battle!"

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**(Confessional)**

"We have to wear a stupid hat?" Heather scoffed, "Forget it! No one would wear it at all!"

_***Static***_

Ezekiel put his Viking hat on with a sticking-out tongue.

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"Your challenge starts…" Chris glanced at the floating ships before he fires his gun in the air, "NOW!" The teams quickly row to get closer to each other and the host was about to chuckle but a white-throated dipper fall down on his feet. "…Fuck, that will get me a lot of hate mails from Norwegians." He gulped nervously.

"FIRE NOW!" Max shouted loudly before the penguin's firework ball smash into him, knock him back on the floor and Brick quickly put it out as the snails fire back at the penguin. The penguin's ship maneuvering around, avoiding most of the balls but one of the snail's balls manages to hit the side of the ship and Mike and Heather quickly put it out before it should explode on them.

"Turn us to left, hard!" Alejandro barked and Izzy quickly turn the wheel around, just in time to avoid the dragonfly's attack before the wolves fires their cannons at the dragonfly's ship. Several balls managed to hit the dragonfly's ship but it remains to float and before the wolves know it, they just ram into the snail's ship.

"Watch where you're steering!" Courtney snarled, only to duck under a flying ball and it hit the aspiring villain in the back before the CIT notice that there was a crack on the side of her ship. She hopes that no one notices the…

"They're starting to break down!" Eva pointed at the snail's ship as another teams overheard her, "Shoot at them!"

"Retreat!" The CIT screamed before the ships fire their cannons at the snail's ship, taking several huge chucks out and it sink into the water.

"Huh?" Zoey raised her head out of the water, "Funny, I thought it was gonna blow…" The water suddenly shot up in air and there was several colorful flashes as Cameron flew up in air with a bloodcurdling scream. The penguins quickly turn their cannons on the wolf's ship as the wolves aim at them, firing at each other.

"Who do we shoot at?!" Harold asked.

"The wolf!" Duncan grunted before the dragonflies fires at the wolf's ship and it wasn't long enough until the wolf's ship sink into the water.

"Almost over already?" Chris rubbed his chin, "Funny, I swear that it would go on for hours…" The penguin's ship slowly sinks into the water, courtesy of the damages, and the dragonflies finish it off with one final shot. "And the Crying Dragonfly wins the challenge!" The host muttered before he turns his head to the snails as they crawl on the shoreline, "Snails, you were the first one to sink so that means you're getting an elimination ceremony!"

"Yo, do we get anything?" Geoff asked from his ship.

"Nope!" The host smirked at the groaning dragonflies.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"You know the drill." Chris grinned at the snails, "If you get a shrimp, you are safe for another day and if you don't get one…You gotta row all the way to home! The travelers that get the shrimps are…" The host glanced at his clipboard as Chef passed the shrimps out, "Zoey, Brick, Bridgette, Sugar and Courtney…" He grinned at Max and Cameron, "The final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The bubble boy sweated nervously.

"…" The aspiring villain crossed his arms.

"…Cameron!" The host announced.

"What?!" Max and Courtney cried out and several widened-eyed snails glanced at each other.

"Yeah, I'm pretty shocked…" Chris shrugged, "Again. Max, time to get in the loser-boat with your cash…" He noticed that the aspiring villain was making out with his girlfriend, "OH GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!" The host suddenly tossed Max into the boat before he drops it into the ocean, "THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING! EW!"

"…Are you gonna shut up now?" Chef asked with a grunt before the host just throws up all over the deck, "…Intern, clean this shit up!"

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**(Hallway)**

Gwen release a yawn as she walk toward her door and she hear a footstep right behind her, causing the goth woman to glance over her shoulder to see the redhead. "Hey, Naruto." Gwen smiled.

"Hey, Gwen, can we talk?" Naruto asked.

"Sure, about what?" The goth woman raised her eyebrow.

"You and Bridgette, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head, "She wants to talk to you about…"

"Tell her I said hell no." Gwen scowled.

"Are you still mad at her about what she did to me in the World Tour season?" Naruto sighed, "I told you that I forgive her already and…"

"I know, it's just…" The goth woman glanced at the redhead, "…I'm just scared that you may fall for her again and you may will get hurt again like last time...What if you two will end up taking Maeve away from me and raise her on your own…"

"Gwen, no one is gonna take Ma-chan away from you." The redhead grabbed her shoulder gently, "You're her mother and you have every right to be a part of her life, dattebayo…Plus she might hate me a lot if I take her away from you."

"That's true…"Gwen smiled, "…Until our girl end up having a father-complex in the future."

"Let's hope not." Naruto chuckled lightly before he gives her a soft smile, "Gwen, honestly, I can't think of a life where I'll raise Ma-chan without you because you're a part of our family…An odd family, dattebayo."

"Yeah, an odd family." Gwen rolled her eyes before she glance at the redhead as he think deeply about something, "…Naruto, have you ever think about become a real fa…" She was about to ask him but the redhead suddenly snap his fingers, he was in deep thought that he didn't hear her talking.

"Oh, and I think Bridgette don't have any feeling about me, right?" The redhead scratched his head with a blink.

'…You idiot.' The goth woman facepalmed and she just walk away with an eyeroll.

"Gwen?" Naruto blinked before he holler out for her, "Gwen, will you give her a chance to talk things out?"

"Maybe." Gwen muttered as the redhead grin at her, '…But don't think it will go well like you think it will.'

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Several days later, the travelers were snoring in their beds and they were enjoying their dreams until the loudspeaker ruin it. "Wake up, everyone!" Chris' voice echoed out, "You better clean yourselves up because we're gonna be in Singapore pretty soon! Duncan, don't even think about vandalize anything!"

"I wasn't thinking about it…" Duncan grunted.

"Chris, won't that make him want to do it?" Chef's voice asked.

"That's the plan!" The host's voice laughed evilly, "I want to see if he can do it and we might watch a good chasing between Duncan and a lynch mob!"

"…Dude, your old man is crazy." The punk stared at the redhead with a deadpan expression.

"I know." Naruto chuckled.

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**(Singapore)**

"Our challenge will have three games!" Chris grinned at the travelers, "The teams that win any game will get a free pass and one team that doesn't win any games will have an elimination ceremony!"

"Again?" Zoey muttered, recalling a certain challenge.

"Our first challenge?" The host gestured at the flying chairs as the travelers notice a set of buttons on a table, "Flying Chair…Maeve's Choice edition!"

"…Say what?" Anne Maria raised her eyebrow.

"Each players will pick their seats and our mascot…" Chris said before he duck under an flying boot, courtesy of the parent. "Eh, I mean Maeve will make her choice by push a button. If you fling away into the pool, you're out of the game! Before anyone ask, the buttons are randomized so don't worry about that." He chuckled as the travelers gulped nervously, "Last survivor wins the game for his or her team! Take your seat!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"So our fate rest in the hands of a little girl…" Noah deadpanned, "Wonderful, I can't wait to take a swim."

* * *

"Are you ready, Maeve?" The host grinned at his granddaughter.

"I'm ready, nya!" Maeve giggled as she stared at the buttons and the travelers glance at each other nervously before she suddenly pushes the first button, launching Cody up in air. "I picked that one, nya!" She pushed another button before Brick launch up in air with a bloodcurdling scream, "And this one!" Ezekiel flings into the pool with a yelp.

"Sweeties, please go slow…" Gwen gulped nervously, only to scream out as the flying chair fling her away.

"Say, why don't you try to push two buttons at same time and see what will happen?" Chris smirked.

"Ooh, I wanna see, nya!" The little girl pushed two buttons and before anyone know it, Cameron and Mike crash into each other as the flying chairs launched them up in air. "…Again!" She pushed two buttons with a giggle and Alejandro fly up in air before Sugar smash into his stomach as they fall into the pool. "Again, again, again, nya!" Maeve laughed as she smashed her hands on buttons, flinging several screaming travelers up in air. Before anyone know it, the Killer Snails were the first team to wiped out.

"W-W-What…" Noah stuttered, "What just happened?" DJ was about to give him a reply, only to fling away with a scream.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"…Is it me or is she showing some signs of McLean's personalities?" Duncan raised his eyebrow, "I swear she was laughing at some guys when they got hurt…Nah, she won't…" The punk crossed his arms with shifty eyes, "…Nah, she wasn't laughing at them…I think…"

* * *

It has been about twenty minutes and the wolves and penguins only have one member left while the dragonflies have two remaining players. "I'm really nervous…" Heather squirmed in her seat, watching Maeve as she pounce on her choices.

"Same here, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"Ha, you are just a co…" Harold was about to gloat but the flying chair cut him off by toss him away into the pool and Sky gulp nervously.

"Ha, you're just so…" The queen bee was about to mock the nerd but the flying chair fling her away into the pool, followed by the Cree woman.

"The Laughing Wolf wins the first game!" Chris chuckled.

"I'm thankful for Aniki's incredible luck." Alejandro released his breath as his team cheered together.

"Can we do it again?" Maeve asked.

"No, I'm sorry." The host said as the little girl pouted, "Now…Let's go to the next location for your second game."

* * *

**(Restaurant)**

"Our second game is gonna be very painful and I'm gonna love it…" Chris snickered evilly as the travelers glanced at each other, "…We're gonna play Chopstick Breaker!"

"OH NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Mike screamed out with widened eyes.

"Too bad, we're gonna do that!" The host smirked evilly, "I would never ever think about this challenge until Naruto came up with it during the Revenge of Island season…Thank, son!"

"You're welcome, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"…I'm glad that we won the last game…" Jasmine muttered with paled face and her teammates agreed with her as Chef give the travelers their chopsticks, the wolves was glad that they don't have to take a part in this game.

"Remember to put the chopsticks between your fingers and make sure that your middle finger is over it…" Chris chuckled, "First team to break their chopstick win the game…And…GO!"

Courtney smashes her hand on the table before she cry out in pain, "OH GOD! MOTHERFUCKER!"

"THE PAIN, OH, THE PAIN!" Noah held his sore hand with a wail.

"FUCK YOU, MAN, FUCK YOU!" Duncan shook his hand after he broke the chopstick and the host just held his sides as he laughs at the screaming travelers.

"Does it really hurt?" Cody whispered to his teammates.

"A lot more than you think." The giant woman winced at the screaming queen bee after she finally broke her chopstick, followed by Dawn and Ezekiel.

"…Gotta use the knee…" Brick raised his hand up in air, aiming at his knee.

"No, wait!" The unpredictable man shouted but it was too late as the cadet attempt to break his chopstick on the knee.

"OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK!" The cadet wailed loudly as he drop his unbroken chopstick, "HOLY…THE PAIN!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Brick wrap the bandages around his hand with a stifled sob.

* * *

DJ runs past the laughing host with a high-pitched wail, dropping his broken chopstick on the floor.

* * *

Courtney smash the cadet's hand on the table for a while as she ignore his cry and the snails slowly sneak away from her, trying to break their chopsticks.

* * *

Tyler and Geoff smash their hands on each other's heads, only to scream out in agony and the laughing host fall down on the floor.

* * *

Gwen drop her broken chopstick with a painful groan and she glare at the redhead, causing him to give her a sheepish grin. The goth woman blame the redhead for coming up with this evil twisted challenge.

* * *

Zoey and Bridgette finally break their chopsticks and they glance at the wailing cadet as the CIT kept smashing his hand on the table, trying to break his chopstick.

* * *

"FUCK, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Eva shouted at the host as she shook her sore hand around, "YOU HEAR ME, FUCKER?!" Chris didn't listen to her, still laughing at them as he kicking his legs up in air.

* * *

After a long painful hour, the travelers were watching the remaining players as they tried to break their chopstick and it seems like a close race between the dragonflies and the penguins. "Come on, Mike, Jo!" Heather muttered, "You're almost there!"

"Shut up!" The jockette grunted before she finally breaks her chopstick, "About time I'm done with it!"

"Scott, Amy, hurry!" Sky encouraged her teammates, "You can do it!"

"FUUUU…" Scott dropped on his knees as he held his hand up, he managed to break his chopstick.

"Why can't you break this damn chopstick!" Courtney shouted at Cameron, Brick and Sugar.

"I'm trying!" Cameron whined, only to sob out again.

"DONE!" Mike threw his broken chopstick away with a stifled sob.

"The Screaming Penguin win!" Chris laughed with a tear in his eyes, "Oh, man, that was so awesome and fun…Take a break until I can stop laughing…" He walked away with laughter.

"…Naruto, I wish you didn't come up with that challenge…" Sky rubbed her hand.

"Gomen." Naruto chuckled nervously.

* * *

Thirty minutes have passed and their host finally shows up with Chef, carrying a tray of eggs.

"Let me guess…" Amy deadpanned, "Egg Roulette?"

"Yeah but with a little twist." Chris smirked with his co-worker, "We just switch the yolks with something else!" The teams glanced at each other nervously, "It's Dragonfly versus Snail…"

"…Again?" Chef raised his eyebrow.

"I don't know." The host just shrugged his shoulder before he clear his throat, "Anyway…Since there's only six snails, the dragonfly's players are…Ezekiel, Duncan, Amy, Tyler, Sky and Geoff! The team with a survivor wins the game! Let's start with the snails!"

"I get that…" Brick picked one egg up and he smashes it on his head, only to cry out as the mutated cockroach bit his eyebrow.

"Wow, that was really bad luck there." Chef chortled at the screaming cadet and Sky made her choice before she break it on her forehead, releasing her breath as she put her hard-boiled egg down. Cameron stare at the eggs before he pick one up and the bubble boy smash it, only to scream out as the tentacles cling on his face. Tyler was next to be eliminated, courtesy of itch powder within the egg.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Usually, I don't care about anything else…" Eva crossed her arms, "But I'm curious about one thing…How did they get these stuff inside the eggs without break it?"

_***Static***_

"Top secret." Chef said with poker face.

_***Static***_

"Chef always did something to the eggs by himself and he didn't tell me anything about it." Chris rubbed his head, "…Still can't figure that one out."

_***Static***_

"Top…" The cooker glared at the camera, "…Secret…" He growled deadly, "Top secret!"

* * *

Geoff ran away with a bloodcurdling scream as he duck under the laser beam from the mutated squirrel.

* * *

The tentacles toss Sugar around like a ragdoll before it drop her on the floor and the chubby farmer was about to say something but the creature cut her off by smashing the table on her head, knocking her out in process.

* * *

Ezekiel break his chosen egg, only to blink as Fang pop out and before anyone know it, the mutated shark suddenly drag the screaming scheming farmer away. "I'm not even in this game!" Scott wailed and he clawing the floor as Fang drag him away with an evil smirk.

* * *

Zoey scream out as she run away from the swarming bees and Chris open his mouth to ask the cooker about the eggs but the cooker raise his index finger up with a glare. "Top secret." Chef grunted.

* * *

Duncan kicks the mutated spider-monkey away and he quickly punch another mutated creature before the creatures pounce on him with a screech.

* * *

Courtney quickly beat the shark with a chair before the creature break it with an snarl and the CIT run away with a bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

Sky raise her eyebrow at a tiny squid in her egg before it spit ink all over her face and the screaming aspiring Olympian stumble away, attempting to find some water to wash the ink out of her eyes.

* * *

"And now we're down to Bridgette and Amy." Chris grinned at the said travelers, "One of them will win a brownie point for her team and one of them will disappointing her team…Let's find out right now!" He gestured at two remaining eggs, "Amy, pick one." The evil twin quickly pick the right one and the surfer woman pick the last egg, trading a glance before they break it on their foreheads. Bridgette suddenly scream out as the spider-egg crawl on her body and her team groan at their loss. "The Crying Dragonfly wins the game…" The host chuckled, "Snails, let's go to the deck of shame since you don't win any games today."

"Sucks to be you, losers." Heather smirked at the groaning snails.

"I kinda feel bad for them, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Not a lot of you guys here." The host snickered at the snails, "You have casted your votes and I'm gonna tell you the name of today's loser…The person that will go home tonight is…"

"…" The snails glanced at each other nervously.

"…" Chris took a deep breath, "…Brick! You're discharged from your duty!"

"Oh, man…" Brick sighed as he caught the cash bag, "Sirs and madams, it's quite an honor to…"

"SHUT YOUR TRAP AND GET IN THE DAMN BOAT!" Chef tossed the cadet into the lifeboat before he drops it into the sea, "Go back to your momma, you sissy maggot!"

"YES, SIR, YES!" Brick hollered from the distance.

"DAMMIT, I SAID SHUT YOUR DAMN TRAP!" The cooker barked.

* * *

**(Sundeck)**

The next day, Naruto take a sip from his drink as he lie on the lounge chair and before he knows it, someone jump on his stomach with a giggle, causing him to spit some water out. "Whisker time!" Izzy rubbed the purring redhead's cheeks for a while, "So what are you up to now?"

"Um, just nothing but relaxing on the chair, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "What about you?"

"Well, I was thinking of take a skinny dip in the pool." The crazy woman tapped her chin as the redhead choked on his drink, "Until I just saw you and I decide we should have a cuddle time!"

"…Nani?" The redhead blinked confusingly with a red face before the crazy woman just rest her head on his chest and it went on for a while until she glances up with a giggle.

"Say, do you know what would be fun?" Izzy grinned.

"Um…" Naruto raised his eyebrow, "What?"

"You…" The crazy woman slowly crawled toward him with a sly grin as the redhead gulped nervously, "Me…Let's make ou…"

"Attention, maggots!" Chef's voice cut the crazy woman off with a feedback, "We're gonna make a stop in China so get off your asses!"

"Aww, I was gonna do something good with Red." Izzy pouted and Naruto just scratching his head in confusion.

* * *

**(China)**

"Welcome to China…" Chris grinned at the travelers before he rub his chin with a raised eyebrow as he mumble something under his breath, "Which was not part of our plan but I guess I can work with that."

"What did you just said?" Rodney asked, "I didn't hear the last part."

"Nothing important!" The host clapped his hands with a grin, "Today we will have two reward challenges!"

"At least we don't have any elimination challenges today." Zoey whispered to the bubble boy and he give her a nod.

"Maeve, why don't you tell them what their first challenge is?" Chris grinned at his granddaughter.

"Find the kitty, nya!" Maeve raised her arms up in air with a giggle.

"…A kitty?" Duncan crossed his arms with a scoff, "We have to catch a kitty?"

"Oh yeah." The host snickered, "The team that catches the kitty wins the challenge!"

"Mommy, daddy!" The little girl ran up to her parent, "Can we keep kitty? I'll take good care, nya! Please! Please!"

"If that's okay with your mommy, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the little girl turns her head to Gwen with a puppy eyes.

"…Fine with me, it's just a kitty." Gwen nodded.

"I'm getting a kitty, nya!" Maeve bounced on her feet, "Hurry, find kitty! Oh! Oh! You promise?"

"We promise." The goth woman smiled and no one notice that the host was holding his laughter back.

"You may start…" Chris snickered, "Now!" The teams quickly split up and the host finally releases his laughter.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Did Chris just laugh when we left?" Samey gulped nervously, "That can't be good."

* * *

**(Crying Dragonfly)**

"Here, here, kitty." Amy said dully as her team look around in a small village, "…It's official. This is one stupidest and lamest challenge ever."

"Yeah." The punk grunted, "But I'm not complaining since it's pretty easy…"

"You said that before and it always turn out to be hard than we thought it was." Harold muttered and the punk was about to say something but someone cut him off.

"Dude, I think I find our kitty!" Geoff grinned as he held a black cat, "We won…"

"Rang women qu wo de mao!" The elderly woman snatched the cat away from the party man and she hit him with her purse before she stomp away with the black cat.

"…That's not the cat we're looking for, I think." Scott muttered.

* * *

**(Screaming Penguin)**

The penguins wander into a nearby park until Jo halt in her trail, "Wait a second! Chris didn't tell us what kind of cat we're looking for!"

"…Oh, great…" Eva groaned, "Now we have to go back and ask Chris!"

"I believe he will say that we will know it when we find the cat." Dawn replied.

"…She's right." Noah muttered, "That would be something that he'll say to us. Ugh! I hope it's not something deadly."

"Famous last words." Anne Maria mumbled under her breath.

* * *

**(Killer Snail)**

"If I was a cat, where would I hide in?" Zoey tapped her chin in deep thought, "Um…Is there a nearby clearing?"

"I'm not sure about that…" Cameron shrugged his shoulders before he trip on something and the snails notice that there was a large footprint.

"…I think I know what we're looking for." The indie woman muttered.

"How can we catch this animal?!" Courtney threw her hands up with a furiously groan.

* * *

**(Laughing Wolf)**

The wolves decide to look around in the woods and it wasn't long enough until one of them felt something. "Is it me or is someone watching us?" Jasmine glanced around in the woods.

"Yeah, there's a camera." Blaineley rolled her eyes.

"No, that's not what I mean…" The giant woman muttered, "I have a feeling that someone is following us…"

"Maybe it's the other team?" Cody rubbed his neck nervously, "Maybe they're just spying on us and try to take the cat away from us as soon as we find it."

"Come here, dattebayo." Naruto whistled loudly, "Come to daddy!"

"Aniki, I don't think that will work at all." Alejandro deadpanned, "Cats are not a dog…" Before he know it, something knock him away as it leap toward the redhead and it tackle the redhead down. "What the…?!" The Latino villain rubbed his bruised head before he raises his eyebrow at the familiar creature, "Is that…"

"Tora-chan!" The redhead laughed as Tora lick his face with a purr, the travelers notice that the tiger didn't change a bit since the last time they saw her in the Revenge of Island season.

"…That's one fast and short challenge." Trent muttered, "…Ever." Most of his teammates agreed with him.

* * *

"You found her already?" Chris blinked at the wolves as they came back with the giant tiger, "That was fast than I thought…"

"The tiger just run up to him right away." Rodney jabbed his thumb at the redhead.

"Figured." The host muttered as the teams showed up, "The Laughing Wolf wins the challenge!"

"Kitty!" Maeve quickly ran up to Tora before she hug the creature's leg, "Kitty, guess what? Mommy and Daddy say yes, nya!"

"Actually, I thought that the kitty was…" Gwen attempted to say something but the host cut her off.

"And wolves' reward is…" Chris chuckled, "A pat on their backs for a good deed for finding Maeve's pet!"

"Say what?!" Everyone cried out.

"Tora's what?!" The parent cried out.

"She's my pet?!" The little girl gasped happily.

"That's right!" The host laughed, "Tora is your late birthday present! Naruto, Gwen, you don't have to worry about the paperwork because I already take care of it!"

"Awesome!" Naruto quickly join his daughter's hug with the tiger and the creature just licks them with another purr.

"…Oh great…" The goth woman smacked her forehead, "They better clean up after her…"

"Oh, and you get your own cleaner so you don't have to worry about it." Chris jabbed his thumb at the random intern, "Free of charge!"

"I hate my life." The intern muttered dejectedly.

* * *

**(Restaurant)**

"Are you ready for your next reward challenge?" The host grinned at the teams.

"Let me guess…" Heather scoffed, "Another gross food challenge?"

"Nah…" Chris gestured at a GO set, "That time, it's Alkkagi tournament! Each team will wear a shock collar and they can pick their own player…Two players will face each other in a match…If some of you remember the ruble, you lost a stone, you get a shock. The player will move on to next round if she or he knock all of his or her enemy's stones off the block…Our first match is…Wolf vs. Snail!"

"I'll do it." Jasmine quickly took her seat in front of the wood block.

"It's up to me to win this game!" Courtney sat down with a huff.

"Jasmine, your stones are white and Courtney, you get black stones." The host said as the women set their five stones up in their own formation, the wolves' stones were set in a straight line and the snails' stones were in a W formation. "Jasmine will make her first move now!" The giant woman flick the first stone and it stop short in front of the black stone before the CIT flick her stone toward the white stone, knocking it off the board as the wolves screamed out in pain from the shock. Jasmine quickly flick her stone toward the black stones and it knock one of the black stones off the board but her white stone fall off the board, causing both teams to cry out in pain.

"How many volts do you think they set it to?" Tyler whispered to the bookworm.

"Enough to send us into a coma." Noah deadpanned and Courtney knocks another white stone off the board, only to lose her black stone in process. Jasmine attempt to knock the black stone away but her stone only push it to the edge of the board, teetering around before it stay still on the board. The CIT flick immediately and her stone just knock the white and black stones off the board, her flicking stone fall off right away.

"You can do it, Jasmine!" Samey hollered from the sideline and the Australian woman flick her stone toward the last black stone but it stop halfway there as the wolves groan out before they cry out in pain, courtesy of Courtney's stone after it knocked the white stone off the board.

"The Snail just killed the wolf and move on to the final round!" Chris chuckled, "Now it's Penguin vs. Dragonfly!"

"I'll take the black stones." Jo said quickly as she set her black stones randomly on the board.

"Leave it to me!" Harold quickly takes his seat before anyone can say anything and he set his white stones in an upward arc formation.

"Jo will make her first move." The host grinned and the jockette scanned the board before she flicks her stone toward the white stones. Her stone just hit the first white stone before the black stone bounce off and hit another white stone, knocking both white stones off the board as several travelers whistle at the jockette's lucky shot.

"Lucky shot!" The nerd huffed before he flick his stone, only to have it fly off the board and it hit the clumsy jock's forehead as the dragonflies cried out in pain.

"Dude, you suck!" Duncan groaned before he scream out as Jo knock another white stone off the board and the nerd manage to get one of her stone off the board. The jockette flick her stone again and it hit the white stone off the board, taking the last white stone out in process since it was right behind the flying stone.

"Wow, the penguin move on to the final round, thank to two lucky shots!" Chris whistled, "Now it's the final round between the snail and the penguin! Jo vs. Courtney…Who will wins this challenge and gets a sweet reward for her team?"

"I'm gonna take this reward!" Courtney muttered as she set her black stones in M formation and the jockette didn't give her any reply, setting her white stones randomly again.

"Courtney, you may make the first move." The host chuckled and the CIT stare at the board for a while until she flick her stone toward two white stones and it hit them in the center, sending them fly off the board. Jo quickly knock the black stone off the board with her stone and Courtney take the white stone out, only to lose her stone in process. The jockette flick her stone but it flew off the board and it hit Tyler in the forehead again. Courtney quickly take the last white stone out and her team cheered together. "The Killer Snail wins the tournament!"

"Give me the gold." Courtney held her hand out.

"What gold?" Chris raised his eyebrow at the fuming CIT, "I didn't say that you will get any gold as your reward today."

"Then what's our reward?" Bridgette asked.

"Chef's war stories…" The host jabbed his thumb at the cooker with an evil smirk, "…With slideshow!"

"I have some best goriest pictures." Chef picked the tiny picture slide out with a dark smirk, "Ah, good memories…Good memories…"

"…Now I'm happy that we lost the challenge." Duncan chortled at the paled snails.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Hallway)**

Naruto give out a yawn as he walks down the hallway to get something to drink before he notices someone, revealing to be Zoey and he raise his eyebrow as soon as he notice that she was little paled. "Was Chef's story bad?" Naruto asked and the indie woman jumped up in air, she didn't notice him until he spoke up.

"Oh, you just scared me." Zoey muttered as she tried to calm her beating heart down, "Yeah, his stories were pretty bad and his pictures made it worse than you think."

"I see…" The redhead rubbed his head, "…Are you feeling a little dizzy right now?"

"Yeah, a little but I'll get it over…" The indie woman nodded, "…I think."

"Do you want to walk with me and get some water?" Naruto asked, "It might help you with the dizziness, dattebayo."

"Yes, yes, I would like that." Zoey smiled with a faintly blush, walking with the redhead for a while and it wasn't long enough until one of them speak up. "I'm kinda jealous of your team because you almost barely get any elimination while my team kept getting smaller."

"Yeah, it's like if your team's cursed or something, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his head.

"Yeah, maybe…" The indie woman tapped her chin as they reached the bar, "It kinda starts right after we left the cursed island but I'm sure that no one takes anything from this island."

"I hope your team won't get wipe out like Team Victory." Naruto muttered as he bought two bottles of water and he hand one of them to the indie woman.

"Me too." Zoey sighed, "…Hey, Naruto…"

"Hai?" The redhead glanced at her.

"If you have some time…" The indie woman scratched her cheek, "Do you want to hang out with me for a while?"

"Sure." Naruto grinned.

"Great, let's go check the gallery and see what kind of foods we can make for us." Zoey quickly dragged him away with a cheerfully smile.

* * *

**(DJ's Room)**

Several days went by and the Jamaican giant was snoring in his bed until the loudspeaker rang out, waking him up in process. "Travelers, get up right now because we're in Japan for your challenges!" Chris' voice chuckled, "So get out of your room now!"

"I hate that he always wake us up early in the morning…" DJ muttered to himself as he quickly gets dressed and he opens the door, only to blink at someone in front of his door. "Jo?" He raised his eyebrow at the bewildered jockette before he notice something in her hand, "…Wait a second…You're my s…"

"SHUT UP!" Jo quickly shove the envelope into his face and she quickly run away with a red face as the Jamaican giant just stare at her with widened eyes before he pass out on the floor.

"And can someone please carry DJ?" The host's voice rang out again, "It seems like that he just faint again."

* * *

**(Japan)**

"Welcome to Japan, home to crazy and weird stuff!" Chris grinned at the travelers, "Originally, Maeve would be the one that will give you your first challenge but she want to play in this playground…" He gestured at the nearby playground as the little girl play in the sandbox with a giggle and one of the travelers slowly raise the hand up in air.

"…What's the deal with these large fences?" Scott asked, it turn out that the playground was surrounding by wire fence with a gate.

"Chef put these up before he took Tora on a walk, something about not trusting me with my granddaughter." The host grumbled.

"…We don't trust you with our daughter after the kitchen incident." Gwen and Naruto deadpanned together.

"IT WAS ONE TIME!" Chris threw his hands up, "ONE TIME! HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW THAT THE MILK CAN GET ON FIRE?!" Some travelers raised their eyebrows at the host's comment before the host clear his throat, "Where was I? Oh yeah, here's your first challenge…" He gestured at the large Styrofoam wall as it slowly moving toward the mud-filled pit, "Human Tetris!"

"Did you just take that from the Brian Game in Tonneruzu no Minasan no Okage deshita?" Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Ton-what?" Mike scratched his head.

"It's a Japanese show." Dawn whispered to the unpredictable man.

"Five players from each team will line up on the mat…" Chris gestured at the red mat right next to the pit, "Everyone will try to get through the holes in the wall and if you fall into the pit, you're out of the game. Team with last one standing wins an advantage for next challenge! I'm gonna pick the players out…All of the snails…"

"Like we have more than five players…" Courtney crossed her arms with a scowl.

"Alejandro, Ella, Jasmine, Rodney and Samey will play for the wolf…" The host snickered, "Amy, Scott, Heather, Tyler and Ezekiel are the dragonfly's players. Penguins, your players are DJ, Heather, Noah, Eva and Gwen!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ugh…" Jasmine groaned, "I wish Chris don't pick me out…Sometime I hate it when I'm too tall…"

_***Static***_

"Honestly, I don't think I can fit through any small hole…" Rodney glanced at himself, "…Yeah, I won't fit in."

* * *

"Human Tetris will start…" Chris pushed the button with a cruel grin, "Now!" The curtain parted to reveal the wall with T-shaped holes as it move toward the travelers at high speed and the players attempted to shape themselves to fit through the holes. Before they know it, some players fall into the pit with a cry as the lucky players cleared it with ease and it turn out that the eliminated players were Rodney, Jasmine, Cameron and DJ.

"Sorry, guys…" Cameron muttered, he doesn't know what just happened and all he knows is that his hoodie somehow got snagged by the wall. Courtney was about to say something but the wall with snowman-hole suddenly bump into her, sending her flying into the mud with Tyler.

"Pay attention!" The host snickered at the fuming CIT and the players stared at the holes that shaped like a low table as they tried to bend their bodies to fit though the holes. Eva, Harold, Sugar and Scott fall into the pit with a scream as the wall sweep them off the mat.

"Why can't you give us a short break?!" Alejandro cried out.

"Nope!" Chris pushed the lever up and the wall start to move faster than before. The players gasp at the sight of small circle hole in the center of the wall and they start to fight for the spot before Ezekiel suddenly jump though the hole, followed by Alejandro and Gwen. Ella manages to clear the fourth round by luck and the rest of the players fall into the mud pit.

"Oh great…" Heather spit some mud out, "Now I have to take a shower…A long one."

"Now for the toughest one…" The host pushed the red button with a dark chuckle and the remaining players drop their jaws at a thin line, there was only one hole and one of them have to clear it.

"Ella, get ready!" The Latino villain barked as he grabbed Gwen and Ezekiel, "I'll hold them back!"

"Let me go!" Gwen elbowed the Latino villain in stomach as the feral man attempt to bite Alejandro's arm before the wall suddenly push them into the mud pit.

"Ella cleared the Human Tetris challenge and she just wins her team an advantage for the next challenge!" Chris announced.

"Way to go, Ella." Naruto ruffled her hair up with a wide grin.

"I just got lucky." Ella hugged him with a faintly blush, she never notice some jealously glares from her rivals.

* * *

**(Building)**

The confusing teams stare at the hanging large transparent balls and their host show up as Chef pushing the cart, filled with bowls of ice cream. "Our final challenge is gonna be one of my favorite…" Chris snickered, "The Revenge of Chuck-fest!"

"Oh no, not again!" Bridgette groaned.

"Everyone will eat their ice cream first before they get in these balls…" The host ignored the protesting travelers, "Then these balls will spin you around in air and you better hope that you can hold your bile in because if you vomit, you're out of the game. First team to wipe out will see me in the elimination ceremony and the team that outlasting other teams will get a reward!"

"What about our advantage?" The princess wannabe asked.

"Damn, I was hoping that you forget about it." Chris muttered under his breath, "Wolves, you don't have to eat ice cream." The wolves cheered together as the other teams grumbled at their luck, "Eat your ice cream and get in the balls now!"

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**(Confessional)**

Courtney buries her face in hands, "…Great, we're screwed." She lifted her head up with deadpan expression, "Let's get it over with."

_***Static***_

"It's good thing that Maeve is still at this playground." Gwen sighed, "I don't want her to see this disgusting challenge."

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**(Playground)**

Maeve pats her sandcastle with a hum until she hears a voice and the little girl look up to see a short elderly man. "Hello, little one, are you alone?" The old man smiled.

"Nah!" The little girl pointed at the nearby building, "Mommy and daddy's there, nya! They're playing grown-up games!" She tilted her head at the elderly man, "What's your name?"

"Tell me your name first and I'll tell you." The elderly man chuckled.

"I'm Maeve, nya!" The little girl threw her hands up, "But daddy calls me Ma-chan."

"That's a lovely name." The old man smiled, "I'm Uzumaki Kurama…But since you don't know Japanese culture yet, my name is Kurama Uzumaki."

"Like daddy's last name, nya!" Maeve gasped happily, "Are you his daddy? Grandpa? Uncle? What? What?"

"Hoho, I'm not all of these but I can say that I'm relating to him and you." Kurama chuckled as he sat down, "It's really nice to see another Uzumaki running around. I was really worried about your father since he's the last Uzumaki and he's pretty dense…Like my wife, hoho!"

"He's not dense, nya!" The little girl puffed her cheeks out, "He's smart! Stong! Big! He's superhero! When I get bigger, I'm gonna marry daddy, nya!"

"…HOHOHO!" The old man laughed loudly, "You must really love your father."

"A lot, lot, lot, nya!" Maeve grinned before she give him an toy shovel and they build an sandcastle as the little girl kept blabbing about random things that come to her mind while the old man listen to her with a smile.

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**(Building)**

"I never get tired of my job." Chris chuckled evilly as he watch the spinning balls with his co-worker, "Who do you think will throw up first?"

"…Either puny maggot or wimpy maggot." Chef smirked evilly.

"Can't…" Cameron gagged with green face, "Hold it…In any…Longer!" He threw up right away and the bile flies everywhere, covering everything in sight. Bridgette and Harold just witness the whole thing and they both throw up on themselves, followed by Samey, Ella and DJ.

"…Do you know that they can hear us, right?" The host smirked at the cooker.

"Really?" The cooker chuckled, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Oh, yeah…" Chris turned his head to the spinning balls, "…Travelers, think of Blue Waffles!"

"OH DUDE!" Geoff suddenly vomited all over himself and Tyler joined him.

"Don't listen to them, don't listen to them…" Courtney chanted to herself with closed eyes.

"Two girls, one cup!" Chef hollered and the CIT just lost it right away, followed by Sugar, Duncan, Rodney, Mike and Anne Maria.

"Enough with these shitty mental images!" Jo groaned weakly before she throw up and the jockette slip on her bile, screaming out in rage.

"…Chef, what's the gross thing you can think of?" The host asked with an evil grin.

The cooker taps his cheek for a while, "…A guy that bathed in tub, filled with real shits." Zoey vomit out as the host just stared at the cooker with disgust, "…Yeah, the internet's pretty sick than I thought it was."

"…Seriously, you saw one?" Chris muttered and Chef just gives him a nod as Dawn lost her snack, followed by Blaineley, Trent, Amy, Scott and Cody. Ezekiel attempt to hold his ice cream in but it ends in a vain as he throws up inside the ball and Noah, Alejandro and Sky finally throw up. "Oh, the challenge is almost over…" The host smirked as Jasmine vomit out with Eva and Heather before he notice that Gwen just throw up, "Challenge's over! The Wolf wins the challenge!"

"Ugh, my stomach…" Naruto stumbled out with a green face and Izzy just giggle dizzily as she grab the redhead's back.

"Their reward is…" The host gestured at the gold trophies, "Gold Japan Trophies!" It was just a simple trophy with Japan country, standing up on a pedestal. "Killer Snail, you know the drill." He snickered at the snarling CIT and the nervous snails.

"I'm gonna pick Ma-chan up, dattebayo." The redhead stumbled out of the building with a dizzily groan.

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**(Playground)**

"…And daddy shows me funny pranks, nya!" Maeve giggled and she was about to tell Kurama more about her parents until she hear her father's voice.

"Ma-chan, it's time to go." Naruto called out.

"Bye bye, Kurama, nya!" The little girl waved at the old man as he waved back with a smile and she quickly run up to her father.

"Hey, Ma-chan, who were you waving at?" The redhead asked with a confusing expression.

"Kurama…" Maeve turned around to point at the old man, only to freeze up when she stare at the empty playground. "…Daddy…G-G-G-Ghost…"

"…Was he an old short man?" Naruto paled and his face become more pale as soon as his daughter give him a nod with teary eyes before the redhead quickly pick his daughter up, running away with a scream. They swore that they just hear laughter but they don't care as long as they get out of this haunted place.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Well, well, it's getting pretty sad right now." Chris smirked at the snails, "I just got the result of the votes and if you get a shrimp, you are safe for another day but if you don't get one…Well, you know what happen next." He started to call their names out as Chef flicked the shrimps at the lucky snails, "Courtney, Zoey and Bridgette…" He glanced at Cameron and Sugar, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The chubby farmer crossed her arms with a huff.

"…" The bubble boy sweated nervously.

"…Sugar!" The host announced.

"Figure…" Cameron sighed, "It must be not my da…" He suddenly got tossed into the lifeboat with cash bag, courtesy of Chef. "Wait, which way do I row to…" The cooker just cut him off by drop the lifeboat into the ocean.

"Just keep your eyes out for land!" Chef hollered, "And you better pray that nothing happen to you or you will end up in your bubble ball again!"

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**(Dining Room)**

Naruto was enjoying his ramen in the empty dining room until he hear someone walking up to him and he glance up to see Amy as she stand in front of him with crossed arms. "Amy?" The redhead blinked.

"…What are you eating?" Amy asked, shuffling on her feet nervously with a faintly blush as she tried to come up with something to catch his attention.

"Ramen, it's really good, dattebayo." Naruto grinned.

"Oh, really?" The evil twin suddenly sat down on his laps as the widened-eyed redhead's face turned red, "L-L-L-Let me taste it."

"Um…" The redhead attempted to give her the chopsticks, "Here…"

"What are you doing?" Amy glared at him, "Don't give me these chopsticks, just fed me!"

"Alright…" Naruto fed her with a confusing expression and she just leans her head against the redhead's chest as the redhead raised his eyebrow with another blink. "Um…Amy, what are you…"

"Shut up and just keep feeding me." The evil twin growled and he obeys her as he glanced around with puzzled expression, he still don't understand what just happened.

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**(Hallway)**

It has been a week since they left Japan and the travelers were snoring in their beds until the blaring horn wake everyone up. "Travelers, we are now in Finland!" Chris' voice rang out, "Get ready for your challenge! McLean out!"

"It better not be one of these chuck-fest challenges…" Anne Maria grumbled and almost everyone agreed with her.

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**(Finland)**

"Welcome to Finland!" Chris grinned at the teams before he gestures at the runway stage, "Our today's challenge is…Fashion Show! Each team will choose their model and design an outfit. You have two hours before the judgment time…Chef and I will be your judges and we will pick the best and worst look…The team with best look will get a reward and the team with worst look will get an elimination ceremony."

"That's…" Zoey blinked, "Pretty tame than other challenges…"

"You may start your designs..." The host clapped his hands together with a cheesy grin, "Now!"

"I'm the model and that's it!" Sugar scowled at her teammates, "I don't care if one of you wants to do it, the model is me! I have everything that you don't have!"

"Fine…" Courtney gritted her teeth.

"Who's gonna be a model?" Dawn asked her team and the penguins glance at each other before they start to discuss on their model.

"Alejandro, you should be our model." Jasmine glanced at the Latino villain with a blush "Because you get the looks and I think anything will look great on you."

"I'm honored to be your model." Alejandro winked at the giant woman and the wolves just accepted it since they all choose the Latino villain.

"I will be our handsome mo…" Harold puffed his chest out, he never notice that his team just voted for their model.

"Sky, you're our model." Duncan cut the nerd off, "You got most votes."

"I'll do my best." Sky nodded.

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**(Confessional)**

"Ugh…" Heather huffed with crossed arms, "They just forced me to be their model…They better not give me some tacky dress!"

_***Static***_

"My dress will look perfect with my pageant crown." Sugar bragged as she put her tiara on with a smug smirk, "Everyone knows that I'm sexy and the fashion show is just a snap for me since we already know who will win it."

_***Static***_

"Sugar's sexy?" Chef snorted, "And I'm the king of Scotland."

_***Static***_

"I should be the model!" Harold crossed his arms with a scowl, "Out of everybody here, I'm more charming and I have a good look! They're just jealous of my ten-pack abs and charismatic personality!"

_***Static***_

"Liar, liar, pant on fire." The cooker rolled his eyes as he held a flaming touch.

"Chef, why are you holding a touch?" Chris asked as he peeked in the confessional, "Are you gonna set Harold on fire? You know that we can't do it for now…"

"I was just cleaning the toilet!" Chef shouted before he plunges it into the toilet, lit it up and the host slowly back away with a raised eyebrow. "You got a problem with the way I clean toilet?!"

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Naruto was sewing the fabrics together with the sewing machine and Blaineley suddenly lean against his back with a smirk before she blow her breath on the redhead's ear as she massaging his chest, causing the redhead to froze up with red face. Before they know it, the sewing machine just tore Naruto's shirt off and the blonde woman fainted right away with a squeal.

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Zoey and Bridgette work together on the fabrics as Courtney pick some decorations out and Sugar walk up to them to check her dress out before she suddenly remove the fabric with a scoff. The chubby farmer slam the paper on the table and her teammates stare at the paper with disgust as Sugar walk away with a huff.

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Heather sit down in a chair as Dawn fix her hair up and Mike carry the fabric rolls before he trip on his feet, tossing the rolls up. The women follow the flying rolls and before they know it, the fabric just covered them as they tried to remove the fabric.

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Sky drop her jaw at the design before she shake her head at her teammates with a faintly blush and they just nod at her with a teasing smirk as the Cree woman give out a deep sigh.

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Bridgette was about to insert the flower into the clothes, only to have it swat away by the chubby farmer and Courtney notice her action before they start to argue with each other as the surfer woman groan at the sight.

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Cody and Trent collect the stuff that they need for the clothes and they was about walk away with their stuffs but Ezekiel suddenly snatch several objects from them as he run away. "After him!" Cody shouted out, chasing the feral man with the musician.

"…Should we tell them that we already have some stuff?" Ella asked.

"I think it's too late." Samey muttered.

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Harold use the sewing machine to meld the clothes together before Tyler accidentally bump into him, causing the nerd to slip and he cried out as the machine melding his shirt to the fabric. "My bad!" Tyler winced at the screaming of the poor nerd.

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Jo was cutting the fabric until she spot DJ and their eyes met before she turn her head away with a shy huff. "Um, Jo…" DJ rubbed his head as the jockette glanced at him, "Um…Can I help you with that?"

"Nah, but you can sit with me…" Jo stuttered, "I-I-If that's okay with you…"

"Sure." The Jamaican giant sat down and they just sit there for a while. "…Um…Jo, I'm glad that you like me…" He rubbed his head as the jockette glanced away from him with a red face, "Really, I'm happy because I kinda like you to…" He never finished his sentence as the jockette pounce on him, forcing him to make out with her.

"…Now I have seen everything." Noah deadpanned.

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Geoff raise his eyebrow at the new couple as he cut the fabric and he never notice that he just cut a hole in Scott's pant as the scheming farmer walk past him. It wasn't long enough until the scheming farmer notice that some travelers were laughing at him and he glance around with a puzzled expression. "What's so funny?" Scott glared with hands on his hip.

"Nothing…" Duncan snickered, "Pinky."

"Pinky?" The scheming farmer raised his eyebrow before his eyes widened as he feel some drafty in his pant and he glance behind to see his pink boxer.

"Remember…" Chris poked his head in with a grin, "Time is almost up…" Scott suddenly run past him with a yelp, "…Glad to see that some people are rushing for the show."

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"Oh, I totally love it!" Sugar grinned at her outfit and the snails just stare at the clothes.

"…Great, just great." Courtney sighed with resignation.

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"And it's perfect!" Anne Maria smirked at the outfit.

"About time." Eva grunted, "I don't understand why Chris wants us to do a stupid fashion show. It's fucking stupid."

"At least we don't have to do anything crazy for now." Gwen muttered and the bodybuilder gives her a nod.

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"It's good thing that we finished it, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the clock to see that they only have two minutes left.

"Yeah, barely…" Alejandro released his breath.

"I'm gonna take the best seat!" Izzy ran away with a giggle and several wolves shake their heads at the crazy woman.

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**(Stage)**

"It's show time!" Chris announced loudly with a wide grin, "I can't wait for the looks! What about you, Chef?"

"Whatever, just bring them out." Chef grunted.

"Joykill." The host deadpanned before he clear his throat as he glance at the clipboard, "Our first model is…Dragonfly's Sky with Summer Bride!" The blushing Cree woman walks out in a white sleek, lace-back, mini wedding dress with white stockings that reach to her thighs and she spun around before she walk back quickly.

"…That was a lovely dress." The cooker said, "Kinda give you an impression that she's pure but a little naughty at same time."

"Yeah, I bet it'll catch a certain person's attention…" Chris snickered, "Up next is…Wolf's Alejandro with Spring look!" The Latino villain walked out and the judges notice that he was wearing a navy jean with opening green jacket, revealing his chest as he walk around before he return to the backstage. "…Well, that was pretty good but so-so at same time."

"Agreed." Chef nodded.

"We have Penguin's Heather with…" The host checked the clipboard, "Club Night!" The glaring queen bee stomped out and she was wearing a black tight pant with a white low V shirt that reveals some of her cleavage. She just walks away without give the judges any poses and the judges glance at each other.

"Well, they got some good choices to wear for a club night." The cooker said.

"Yes, and our final model is Snail's Sugar with…" Chris raised his eyebrow, "Bangy Bangy Hop?!"

"Fool says what?!" Chef raised his eyebrow before the chubby farmer walk out in clothes and the judges give out bloodcurdling screams. She was wearing a very tight pink jean with a white skimpy bikini top and a diamond tiara.

"Be happy that I'm showing my goods off." Sugar smirked as she walks around and she gives them a lot of poses that will haunt them for the rest of their life.

"…Enough! Enough!" The host tossed the papers up in air as he attempt to cover his eyes, "Snail is the worst! They lost the game! Dragonfly wins the game!"

"I second that!" The cooker screamed out.

"What?!" The chubby farmer scowled at them, "I just took my lucky pageant crown out and you're telling me that I just lose the contest?! That's a rip-off!"

"…Wait a second…" Zoey blinked at the chubby farmer as she realized what Sugar just said, "…I thought you don't have pageant crowns anymore since they took your crowns away years ago?"

"Not that one." Sugar huffed, "I found it so I'm keeping it!"

"…Found it?" Bridgette's eyes widened.

"Wait, where did you found it?!" Courtney shouted.

"Back on a stupid island when we were camping out." The chubby farmer crossed her arms with her nose up in air, "You're just jealous that I found it first."

"…YOU TOOK SOMETHING FROM A CURSED ISLAND WHEN CHRIS TOLD US NOT TO TAKE ANYTHING OR WE'LL BE CURSED!" The CIT roared at the chubby farmer, "ALL THESE SHITTY THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO US WAS BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU BITCH!"

"Pay up, I totally told you that she'll lose it." Chris whispered to the cooker with a snicker and the grumbling cooker handed him twenty buck. "Dragonfly, you win the best looks so you get these rewards…" He jabbed his thumb at miniature gold model statues, "Snails, you know where the deck of shame is."

"Look like someone is going home tonight because she's so rude." Sugar glared at the raging CIT.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"The votes are three to one and this person is pretty unlucky to get a lot of hatred from her teammates." The host snickered.

"Yeah, it's all her fault." The chubby farmer huffed and Courtney glared at her with gritting teeth.

"The person that will go home tonight is…" Chris grinned.

"…" The CIT glared at the chubby farmer.

"…" The chubby farmer gave the CIT a bird.

"…" The indie woman and the surfer woman glanced at each other nervously.

"…Sugar!" The host smirked.

"Say what?!" Sugar shot up with a glare, "You can't kick me out of the con…"

"GET YOUR CURSED ASS OFF MY SHIP!" Chef tossed the screaming chubby farmer into the lifeboat with cash bag before he drop the lifeboat into the ocean.

"…Where's the tiara?" Chris asked.

"With her." The cooker replied.

"Should we just take it away and return it to this island?" The host raised his eyebrow before the cooker gives him a look, "…Yeah, you're right. Why do I care about that? Let's go."

"I'm glad that we kicked her cursed ass out." Chef muttered and the host agreed with him.

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**(Bridge)**

"Ooh, it might suck to be the snail right now." Chris chuckled, "The curse almost wipes the Killer Snail out but only three snails managed to hold on and they finally kick Sugar out for her thieving paws..."

"About time." The cooker grunted at the wheel.

"After what just went down, we are asking a lot of questions…" The host grinned, "Will the Killer Snail go down as the second team to be wiped out before the merge? Can they survive the upcoming challenges? Will some certain girls do something to get Naruto? When will Naruto figure out that the girls like him? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THAT DAMN BOY?!" He took a deep breath, "…Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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_Laughing Wolf: Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, Ella, Izzy, Jasmine, Naruto, Rodney, Samey, Trent_

_Screaming Penguin: Anne Maria, Dawn, DJ, Eva, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Mike, Noah_

_Crying Dragonfly: Amy, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Scott, Sky, Tyler_

_Killer Snail: Bridgette, Courtney, Zoey_

_Eliminated: B, Beardo, Beth, Brick, Cameron, Dakota, Dave, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Sadie, Sam, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher_

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_**Random WDL Fact: In the early development, the cast from ROI and PI were not supposed to appear early before I decide to bring them in early to make it more interesting.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-five chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Ooh, that doesn't look good for the Killer Snail! What will happen to them next? Who know?**

**DJ's crush: Some of you called it! Love it? Hate it?**

**Yes, it's the same old man that Naruto helped out in the World Tour Arc.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	36. Odyssey: Rivals' Obstacle!

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-six chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Some questions may don't get answer to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any questions.**

**Question about Kurama: Maybe he's the fox or just a ghost…I don't know since he never gives us any answer at all.**

**Beast: In Chef's word, top secret.**

**Djinn: Nah, sorry.**

**Coldblue: 1) Well, he want to do that but he don't want to pissed the parents off or he'll get another corncob prank from his son. 2) Let's said that DJ's momma is very happy that he gets a tough girlfriend. 3) Yes but I still have to iron a lot of things out so we'll see how it will turn out in the future.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 36: Odyssey: Rivals' Obstacle?!**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, a certain team was so unlucky like some poor snails that got stepped on during the rainy day." Chris snickered, "It's good thing that they found out that it was Sugar's fault for bring the curse upon them…The travelers went though several challenges and the Killer Snail now only have three members left. Our questions are…Can the snails survive longer? Will we see a bit of drama or not? What kind of challenges will they face? Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? Will we see another increase with the cash bag? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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_Naruto find himself in a largest chapel and he glance around with a puzzled expression before he notices that he was wearing a black tuxedo. He also notice that everyone was sitting on the benches before he raise his eyebrow at Chef as the sniffing cooker wipe his eyes with a tissue and Chris was patting Chef's back with a grin. He was about to ask them what was going on until he feel a tug on his pant and the redhead glance down to see his daughter in a white dress. "Daddy, how long?" Maeve whined, "I'm tired, nya."_

"_Ma-chan…" Naruto was about to say something but the sound of opening doors catches his attention and he turn his head to see a person in a wedding dress as she walk up to him, the veil was covering her face._

"_I-I-I-I still don't approve this marriage!" Chef wailed._

"_They're getting married, no matter what you say so just get over it, Chef." Chris rolled his eyes as the redhead's eyes widened at their comments and he takes a deep breath to say something._

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**(Naruto's Room)**

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID, DATTEBAYO!" The redhead bolted up in his bed before he glances around confusingly, "Eh…Oh, a dream? Weird." He jumps up in air with a yelp as soon as the loudspeaker gives out a blaring noise and he can hear some shouting from his fellow travelers.

"Travelers, get up now!" Chris' voice laughed, "Today, we will be in Romania for your challenges! We're taking the helicopter this time!"

"I wonder what kind of challenges are we gonna do today, dattebayo." Naruto muttered to himself.

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**(Romania)**

"Today, our challenges have a theme." The host grinned at the travelers, "Do you want to guess what it is?"

"Horror." Gwen said sarcastically.

"…Yeah, you're right." Chris blinked at the goth woman as the travelers glanced at each other, "…Our first challenge is…"

"Excuse me, can you please put us in any team?" Courtney interrupted the host, "There are only three of us and that is so un…"

"Nope, tough luck." The host smirked at the growling CIT, "Anyway…Our first challenge is Screaming-Fest!"

"What-fest?" Scott muttered confusingly.

"All of you will sit in these chairs…" Chris gestured at the chairs as the travelers noticed the handcuffs, "And all you have to do is not to scream! You see, we're gonna show you a lot of stuffs that make you want to scream right away. If you scream, you're out of the game! Last one standing wins the challenge!"

"Um…" Geoff raised his hand up nervously, "Does it have to be a frightened scream or…?"

"Any kind of screams." The host grinned evilly, "Chef, strap them in!"

"Move, victims, move!" Chef barked at them, wearing an executioner mask and some travelers gulped frighteningly.

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**(Confessional)**

"I don't handle scary stuff very well…" DJ shivered, "I'm so done for."

_***Static***_

"The game is in bag." Duncan scoffed with crossed arms, "Nothing can scare me at all. I watched the scariest movie ten times…" He smirked, "In one day."

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The travelers stare at the screen and the cooker lift the remote with an evil smirk as he glance at the travelers to make sure that they were paying attention. "Here's the first scare…" Chef clicked the remote to show a picture of a baby duck.

"…I'm sorry but baby duck isn't really sc…" The Jamaican giant said before he scream loudly as a bloody clown appear out of nowhere, it turn out that it was a jumpscare.

"Second scare…" The cooker gestured at a familiar creature, "Fang!" The said mutated creature pull a revving chainsaw out of nowhere with a maniacal grin and it slowly walk toward the travelers as Cody, Noah, Samey and Bridgette scream out for their lives.

"NO, NO, NO, NO!" Scott lifted the chair up and he ran away with a bloodcurdling scream as Fang chase him down.

"I'm gonna warn you that the next scare is not gonna be pretty…" Chef clicked the remote again to show a picture that will scarred some travelers for the rest of their life, "Chris in his speedo."

"GROSS!" Naruto cried out with Duncan, Rodney, Ella, Gwen, Amy and Heather.

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**(Confessional)**

"I hate the speedo but it's a win for me since some travelers are scarred for life." Chris snickered evilly.

_***Static***_

"…I'm gonna kill him for that." Heather grumbled under her breath.

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Chef carries a chicken up to Tyler and the clumsy jock wail loudly as soon as the cooker drops the creature in his laps.

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Anne Maria, Trent and Harold screaming together as the cooker almost singe them with his flamethrower.

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"We are requested to give you some snacks…" Chef carried the tray up to the travelers and Courtney notice that the snacks were all green jell-o before she screams out loudly. "…Seriously, you're still afraid of these?" He rolled his eyes.

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Geoff cried out with Jo, Zoey and Alejandro as they listen to 'We Built This Ship' song.

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Eva, Jasmine and Ezekiel managed to survive several scares and their host was discussing about something with the cooker. "I should congratulate you guys for surviving so far…" Chris grinned, "Not! You force us to show you something that will be so evil…"

"Inhuman that we would actually think twice…" The cooker shivered, "…No, make that ten times…"

"Oh, the horror that will haunt you for the rest of your life…" The host muttered darkly.

"…The video of the Corncob Prank!" Chris and Chef said together.

"It can't be that bad…" Jasmine muttered before the host start the video.

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"TURN THAT OFF, TURN THAT OFF!" The giant woman wailed as Ezekiel screeched loudly, "STOP THE DAMN VIDEO NOW!"

"It looks like Eva just win the challenge for the Screaming Penguin, thank to her fainting spell." The host stopped the video as he glance at the unconscious bodybuilder, she just won the challenge by technical since she didn't utter a scream. "Wake her up and follow me for your next challenge!"

"…I wish they don't show me that video…" Mike muttered with widened eyes.

"Yeah, me too…" Trent agreed.

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**(Building)**

"Another nametag challenge, really?" Heather scowled as the travelers putted their jersey jackets on, "What's up with you and rip-off stuff?"

"Because I just feel like it." Chris smirked, "Anyway…Our final challenge is…Killer and Survivors! Three teams are the survivors and their goal is to survive for three hours while the killer team will hunt the survivors down…"

"Who's the killer?" Amy asked.

"The Screaming Penguin for won the scare-fest challenge." The host replied, "If the Killer win the challenge, the first team that get killed off will get the elimination ceremony but if there is one survivor at the end, the penguins will go to the elimination ceremony!"

"So in other word…" Noah sighed, "Three teams against one team, right?"

"Right on." Chris chuckled, "Survivors, the interns will lead you to your starting points…" The interns dragged the survivors away, "Wait for my signal!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh great…" Gwen blew her hair up, "Now we have to find about twenty-one people?! Ugh…"

* * *

"_Challenge Start! Challenge Start!"_

"Gotta hide!" Geoff ran down the hallway before he stop in front of the room and he spot a crate box. "…Perfect!" The party man quickly leaped into the crate box, just in time to avoid DJ as he walk past the box. The party man snicker to himself before the Jamaican giant decides to check the crate and he caught Geoff right away. "Oh, that sucks…" Geoff groaned as the Jamaican giant rip his nametag off.

"Maybe you shouldn't snicker next time." DJ patted the party man's back.

* * *

Harold glance around for any hiding spots until he spot the restroom, "Of course! The stall!" The nerd quickly ran inside with a smirk and he never notice that it was female's restroom.

* * *

Cody tiptoeing toward the office room and he open the door quietly before his face turn pale as he stare at Jo. They just stand there for a bit before the geek try to get away but the jockette catch him right away and she rip his nametag without hesitation.

"_Cody out! Cody out!"_

"See you later, loser." Jo gloated.

"Ugh…" Cody groaned, "Just my luck."

* * *

Dawn and Heather walk together as they glance around for any survivors and they were about to walk away until the petite woman hear something banging within the nearby large locker. "Heather, I think there's someone in this locker." Dawn called out.

"Really?" Heather walked up to the locker and she opened it, smirking as Courtney stumble down with a yelp. Before the CIT know it, Dawn just rip her nametag off as soon as the CIT attempted to get away from them.

"_Courtney out! Courtney out!"_

"Let's go and find the last two snails." The queen bee gloated as the petite woman gives her a shrug and the CIT sneered at them.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Someone better survive that challenge or I'm gonna sue this person and the stupid show!" Courtney muttered angrily with crossed arms.

* * *

Trent run away from Mike and the musician quickly turn around the corner, only to crash into Bridgette as she tried to get away from Noah. The bookworm and the unpredictable man tear their nametags off and the killers give each other a high-five.

* * *

Eva chases Izzy around before the crazy woman suddenly leaps into the vent and the bodybuilder skid on her feet as she peeks into the vent. "No one is getting away from me!" Eva grunted as she crawls into the vent, following the sound of the crazy woman's giggle.

* * *

Tyler glance around in the hallway and he slowly move toward the stair before he step on his untied lace, causing him to fall down the stairs. It went on for a while until he finally hit the first floor with a weakly groan and someone walks up to him. "…That was pretty bad trip for you." Gwen muttered before she rips the clumsy jock's nametag off.

* * *

Zoey was hiding in the closet with Samey and they were making a small talk until they become stiffened as they heard someone entering the room. The closet's door suddenly opens up and the survivors scream out as they look up to see Anne Maria and DJ. Before the survivors can react, the killers quickly remove their nametags.

"_Zoey out! Samey out!"_

"Ugh…" Zoey sighed, "I hope someone can make it to the end."

"Let's hope not." Anne Maria smirked.

* * *

Sky turn around the corner to see the dead-end and she turn around to see Jo and Gwen. They stare at each other before the Cree woman charge toward them and she quickly slide under the jockette's legs, avoiding the killer's hands as they tried to grab her nametag. Sky quickly leap up on her feet and she run away from them as they chase her down for a while before Jo tackle her down, pinning her. "Hurry!" Jo barked and the goth woman quickly tear the aspiring Olympian's nametag off.

"_Sky out! Sky out!"_

"Dang…" Sky groaned to herself.

"Jo, do you know where Eva is?" Gwen asked as the killers walked away, "I don't see her for a while."

"Beat me." The jockette shrugged.

* * *

Eva crawled around in the vent with a growl, only to blink as soon as she hear a giggle right behind her and the bodybuilder glance behind to see Izzy as she crawl away. "…How the hell did she get over there?" Eva muttered to herself as she tried to turn around, "…And why do they always make vent big enough that anyone can crawl around!" If she looks back, she would notice that Ezekiel just crawl past her.

* * *

Scott and Rodney run down the hallway as Heather, Dawn and Mike chase them and the country man accidentally trip on his feet, knocking the scheming farmer down in process. "Get off me!" Scott cried out before Mike tore his nametag off as the queen bee remove Rodney's nametag.

"Sorry." Rodney gulped nervously.

* * *

Amy ran into the restroom as Gwen chased her in and the evil twin realized that it was bad idea to enter this room but it was too late, the goth woman quickly rip her nametag off.

"_Amy out! Amy out!"_

Gwen was about to walk away but she notice a pair of shoes behind the stall's door and she kick it open as Harold give out a yelp. "…What are you doing in girl's restroom?" The goth woman narrowed her eyes at the nerd.

"G-G-Girl's restroom?" Harold stammered, "I-I-I-I…"

"Pervert." Amy walked by with a grumble and the nerd was about giving them his explanation but Gwen just rips his nametag off before she walk away from the stuttering nerd.

"_Harold out! Harold out!"_

* * *

"Get your ass back here!" Eva roared as she chased Izzy though the vent and the bodybuilder want to know whose idea was it to build a longest vent in this damn building?!

* * *

Naruto and Ezekiel glance at each other as the killers gather together and the killers slowly move closer to the survivors. All they know is that Naruto and Ezekiel were one of the last survivors since the killers already took most survivors out and it would be good idea to get everyone on the last survivors since they have skills. "Ezekiel, you go right and I'll go left, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to the feral man and Ezekiel nod at him.

"DOGPILE!" Jo shouted out of blue and before the survivors know it, the killers jump on them as they attempted to pin the survivors down. Ezekiel manage to crawl out under the bodies and he was about to run away but Dawn suddenly rip his nametag off.

"GIVE UP!" Vito shouted out, attempting to lift the redhead up from the floor but Naruto kept struggling to get away from them as he lie on his back to prevent anyone from tearing his nametag off. Jo and DJ manage to lift Naruto slightly and Heather quickly tears his nametag off before the killers cheer together.

"_Ezekiel out! Naruto out! Thirty seconds remaining!"_

"Wait, what?!" Heather gasped and everyone glance at each other confusingly until someone realizes something.

"Wait, Izzy!" Noah shouted, "She's still in the game!"

"Hurry, find her!" Anne Maria shouted and everyone was about to split up but the loudspeaker stop them as they hear some noise within the ceiling.

"_Time's up! Survivors win! Challenge's over!"_

Before the penguins know it, something falls though the ceiling and they glance down to see Izzy on top of groaning bodybuilder. "WOOHOO, THAT WAS FUN!" Izzy leaped up on her feet with a giggle, "Guys, you should have seen the vent! It was so huge and spacey!"

"Screaming Penguins, report to the deck for your elimination ceremony!" Chris' voice chuckled.

"Great…" Gwen groaned with her teammates.

"Looks like the Snail's bad streak is broken, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to Ezekiel and the feral man nod his head.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"I gotta admit that it's nice to see you here instead of snails." Chris smirked at the grumbling penguins, "If you get a fresh shrimp, you are safe for another day and if you don't get one, you will have to take the loser-boat with six hundred and fifty grand bucks!" The travelers glanced at each other with gaping expressions, "The travelers that get the shrimps are…" The host called out their names as Chef threw the shrimps at them, "Gwen, DJ, Anne Maria, Heather, Mike, Jo and Dawn…" He glanced at Noah and Eva, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The bookworm squirmed in his seat.

"…" The bodybuilder crossed her arms with a scowl.

"…Noah!" The host threw the cash bag at the gaping bodybuilder with a grin.

"WHAT?!" Eva roared as the penguins quickly move away from her, "WHY I GOTTA…" Chef suddenly tossed the bodybuilder into the lifeboat before he drops it into the ocean.

"Go and take an anger-management class!" Chef hollered out, "You really need it!"

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

It has been three days since they left Romania and Maeve was enjoying her breakfast with her father as he gives her some of her favorite foods. "I want that, nya!" Maeve tugged her father's shirt with a giggle as she pointed at the foods on his plate, "The pancake! One with chocolate chips, nya."

"Hai." Naruto chuckled as he cut a piece from his pancake and he was about to place it on the little girl's plate but Izzy suddenly glomp him from behind.

"Whisker time!" Izzy rubbed the yelping redhead's cheeks for a while.

"Stop that!" Amy pulled the crazy woman away from the redhead, "You shouldn't have do that!"

"Oh, I get it." The crazy woman giggled, "You want to rub his whisker too! Why don't you say so?"

"L-L-L-Like hell!" The evil twin stuttered with red face.

"Daddy, my pancake, nya!" The little girl tugged the redhead's shirt.

"Oh, gomen." The redhead was about to give her the pancake but someone call out for him.

"Hey, Naruto, mind if I sit here?" Blaineley sat next to the redhead with a teasing smirk.

"Sure, you can sit here, dattebayo." Naruto smiled.

"Wait a second!" Heather grabbed the blonde woman's shoulder, "I was gonna sit here!"

"Too bad, I was here first." The blonde woman muttered and the queen bee narrowed her eyes.

"Naruto, I got you something to drink." Bridgette suddenly sat down in front of the redhead as she handed him a bottle of water, "The vending machine accidentally give me two waters."

"Thank, Bridgette." The redhead rubbed his head before his pouting daughter tug his shirt again, "Sorry, here's your…"

"Naruto, would you like an orange?" Ella walked up to him with an orange in her hand.

"Yeah, I do." Naruto nodded with a smile before he feel someone tapping his shoulder and he glance behind to see Sky.

"After the breakfast, do you want to hang out with me in the Jacuzzi?" Sky asked.

"Well, sure..." The redhead scratched his head.

"Can I join you two?" Dawn asked and the Cree woman almost jumps up in air.

"O-O-Oh, sure…" The aspiring Olympian muttered.

"Daddy…" Maeve whined.

"Sorry again!" Naruto smiled sheepishly and he was about to give her the piece of the pancake.

"Hey, guys." Zoey sat down next to the surfer woman, "Naruto, how are you?"

"I'm good, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled and the little girl puffed her cheeks out angrily, can't they see that her daddy was busy with her?! Maeve glare at the women as they kept distracting her father and she tug his shirt several times, never notice the fact that her mother just sit down next to her.

"Sweeties, I got you the…" Gwen placed the chocolate pudding on the table before something happened that get everyone's attention at once.

"GET AWAY FROM DADDY, NYA!" The little girl shouted as she stood up, "HE'S MINE, NYA!" She quickly sat down in her father's laps with puffed-out cheeks as the travelers glanced at each other, "Mine!"

"Oh, did we just take his attention away from yo…" The indie woman smiled nervously.

"GO AWAY!" Maeve swung her arms around with an angry pout before she turn around to bury herself into Naruto's chest, "He's mine, nya!"

"Um…" Naruto glanced around sheepishly, he don't know what to say in this situation.

"Poor guy, always get himself in crazy situations." Duncan nudged Cody.

"Yeah." The geek chuckled.

"Maggots, report to the sundeck for your challenge!" Chef's voice barked as everyone glanced at the loudspeaker, "You better get there now!"

"Finally, something to get away from all of that craziness." Noah muttered to himself and everyone get up until they notice that Maeve was still clinging to the redhead, hanging from his neck.

"…Oh, boy." Everyone said in unison and Naruto hold her up with sheepishly grin.

* * *

**(Sundeck)**

"Today, our challenge is…" Chris grinned at the travelers as they sat on the benches before he raise his eyebrow at Maeve, sitting on her father's laps with puffed-out cheek and the host glance at the shrugging cooker. "Um…" He shifted his eyes to his granddaughter, "Maeve, your daddy has a challenge to do so can you please get off your daddy's lap…"

"No!" Maeve gave him a cute glare as she grasped her father's shirt, "No, no, no, nya!"

"…Okay…" The host rubbed his neck, "I guess we can work around for now…Anyway…Our challenge is…" He gestured at the large screen, "Truth or Dare!"

"Lame." Jo said between coughs.

"It's really simple." Chris grinned as the cooker suddenly put the shock collars on the travelers, "This screen will flash though the player's pictures while shuffling the colors…If your face land on red, you have to do a dare. Blue for truth and don't think about lying to me because the collars have a built-in lie detector. If you lie or refuse to do it, your team will get a nasty shock! Each team has three chances of getting a strike and the first team to get three strikes lost the challenge, earning an elimination ceremony!"

"Almost same like this challenge back on the island…" Mike whispered to Zoey.

"Yeah, only difference is that there's no mini-challenge." Zoey whispered back.

"Truth or Dare start…" The host pointed at the screen as it started to shuffle, "NOW!" It wasn't long enough until Geoff's picture land on red screen, "Geoff, I dare you to…" He snickered, "Make out with a cod fish!"

"Oh, man…" Geoff groaned as the cooker threw the fish at the party man and he take a deep breath before he start to make out with the fish.

"I'm gonna be sick!" Chris gagged as the redhead covered Maeve's eyes, "That was so disgusting…Next!" The screen land on blue screen with Mike's picture, "Mike, here's your question. What would you do if you end up getting stuck on a deserted island with Sugar?"

"I'll swim in the ocean right away." Mike deadpanned and the screen flash though before Bridgette's picture appears on red screen.

"Bridgette, I dare you to slap Courtney silly!" The host smirked evilly and the surfer woman glances at the CIT nervously.

"Do it." Courtney growled angrily and Bridgette slaps her silly as the host laugh at them. "Chris, you are gonna pay for that! I'm gonna…"

"Sue me, yeah, yeah." Chris rolled as he glanced at the screen to see that Naruto's picture just land on blue screen, "Naruto, your question…Out of anyone here, who do you love the most?" He smirked as the women perked up and everyone glances at the redhead.

"Oh, that's easy…" Naruto grinned, "Ma-chan! I love my little girl, dattebayo." Almost everyone rolled their eyes, they were not surprised by his answer.

"I love you too, nya!" Maeve hugged her father tighter before she gives the women a cute glare.

"Look like she's their obstacle now." Duncan whispered to Scott and almost everyone overheard him.

"Samey!" The host grinned as the said traveler's picture land on red screen, "I dare you to…Pick Harold's nose!"

"WHAT?!" Samey cried out as everyone groaned in disgust, "No, no, I'm not gonna pick his…" The shocking collar cut her off as her team screams out in pain and several travelers wince.

"The wolf gets first strike!" Chris laughed, "Next…"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Just to let you know that my nose is clean!" Harold crossed his arms with a huff.

_***Static***_

"No one care if your nose is clean." Chef grunted, "It's still disgusting if someone is picking someone else's nose!"

* * *

Heather stare at fried scorpion with a grimace expression before she eat it with few bites and several travelers gag as the host laughed with his co-worker.

* * *

"If I can go back in time, I would go back to the sixty." Zoey tapped her chin, "It's very retro and I would love that."

* * *

"I will bring Owen back in the game." Duncan crossed his arms boringly, "Everything was more fun when he was around."

* * *

Rodney run away with a scream as the roaring bear chase him around, the creature was angry because the country man just gives him a purple nurple.

* * *

Tyler slowly reach out to pet the chicken with a shiver before he suddenly run away with a bloodcurdling scream and his team cried out in pain.

* * *

"No, I don't have a crush on Clint Eastwood…" Jo muttered before she screams out with her team from a sudden shock, "…Fine, I had a crush on him but that was long time ago. Don't judge me!"

* * *

Trent twitches several times as he listens to 'Friday' music and he releases his breath as soon as the music ended.

* * *

"Courtney, I dare you to eat a living cockroach!" Chris gestured at the roach on Chef's plate.

"HELL NO!" Courtney shrieked before the collars shock the snails, causing them to scream out.

* * *

"Ella, here's your dare…" The host glanced at his cue cards, "Kiss the person that sit next to you!"

Ella glance at Naruto with a faintly blush as she giggled nervously, "Sorry, but it's a dare…"

"I understand, dattebayo." Naruto muttered with a lightly blush before they slowly lean in for a kiss, only to blink as Maeve covered her father's mouth and the princess wannabe just kissed the little girl's hand.

"No kissing daddy, nya!" Maeve pouted and they smiled at her sheepishly.

"Well, you passed since Maeve's next to Ella anyway." Chris shrugged.

* * *

Zoey and Bridgette threw eggs at the fuming CIT and she gives the nervous snails a deadly growl, she blame the host for these stupid dares.

* * *

Chef placed the bowl in front of the feral man and Ezekiel lick his lips as he stare at the dog foods before he chow it down like an animal. Chris' face turn green and he run over to the rail before he throw up as the cooker cover his mouth with a gag.

* * *

Dawn balance herself as she walk across the tightrope and the mutated piranhas jump around with a snarl but the petite woman just walk past them with a blank expression.

* * *

After a long series of Truth or Dare, the Killer Snail has one strike and the other teams all have two strikes. "Alejandro, you get a dare." Chris grinned as the said traveler's picture landed on the red screen, "I dare you to eat Chef's disgusting mysterious meal without throwing up!"

"What?!" Alejandro paled at the sight of Chef's meal as the travelers grimaced, "…Is that an eyeball?!"

"Dunno." Chef shrugged, "I don't know what I just threw in this bowl."

"…I hope that won't be the end of me." The Latino villain muttered to himself and he took a several bites before he gags several times as he tried to finish his meal.

"Well, it looks like the wolf is…" The host said before the Latino villain throw up right away as the wolves cried out from the shock, "…Up for the elimination ceremony!"

"I-I-I-I think I taste something horrific…" Alejandro heaved, "D-D-Did you just put some manure in this?!"

"…Maybe." The cooker grunted and some travelers stared at him with gaping expressions.

* * *

**(Deck)**

"We already give our yummy shrimps to Naruto, Izzy, Cody, Rodney, Ella, Blaineley, Jasmine and Trent." Chris grinned at the said travelers before he turns his head to Alejandro and Samey, "One of you will get the final delicious shrimp and that person is…"

"…" The Latino villain chewed on his lips nervously.

"…" The good twin bit her nails.

"…Alejandro!" The host announced.

"Oh…" Samey sighed, "At least I made it all way to here and…"

"Get in the damn boat!" Chef tossed the screaming good twin into the lifeboat with the cash bag before he drop the boat into the ocean, "…Wait, was it Amy or Samey? I forget who is who."

"It was Samey." Chris replied, "…I think?"

"Hai, it was Samey." Naruto deadpanned, he still doesn't understand why some people have hard time with the twins.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

It was late at night and Naruto was eating his midnight snack, Maeve was sleeping with Gwen in his room since her lamp went out again. "Naruto?" The said man glanced over his shoulder to see Bridgette.

"Bridgette?" Naruto blinked confusingly, "What bring you here?"

"I was getting a midnight snack." The surfer woman replied as she sat down next to the redhead, "You?"

"Same, I'm having my midnight snack, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled.

"Oh, how's Maeve?" Bridgette asked, "Is she still upset?"

"Hai, she is." Naruto scratched his head, "Don't worry, she'll forget about it after a few days, dattebayo. It's my fault, I should have paid more attention to her…"

"No, it was the girls and my fault since we kept bothering you two." The surfer woman patted his hand, "She have right to be mad at us since she think we're taking you away from her."

"Let's say it's our fault and leave it at that, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled nervously and the surfer woman nod at him, it wasn't long enough until she notices that she was holding his hand. Bridgette glances up at the redhead to see that he didn't pull it away since he was still eating his snack and she takes a deep breath.

"…Naruto, Do you want to go on da…" Bridgette attempted to say something but someone suddenly jumped in between them and they glance down to see the sleepy little girl as she glare at the surfer woman with puffed cheeks.

"Go away…" Maeve pushed the surfer woman's hand away from her father before she cling onto the redhead's side, "Daddy, bedtime, nya…"

"Hai, hai." Naruto chuckled as he finished his snack and he picks his daughter up with a grin before he turn his head to Bridgette, "Oh, gomen, what were you going to say?"

"Nothing, another time." The surfer woman smiled nervously after she noticed that the little girl was still glaring at her, "You should take her back to bed, it's late for her."

"Alright, see you later." The redhead scratched his head with a raised eyebrow before he walk away with Maeve.

Bridgette sighed, 'It's gonna be hard than I thought.' She hopes that the little girl won't stay mad at her and her rivals.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

Four days later, several travelers wake up with a yawn and they were about to head for the dining room but the PA's feedback halts them in trail. "Travelers, our next stop is in Taiwan!" Chris' voice rang out, "So get your butts ready! McLean out!"

"Why do he always give us challenges as soon as we get up?!" Scott threw his hands up.

"Just because I feel like it!" The host's voice replied and the travelers raised their eyebrows at the PA.

* * *

**(Taiwan)**

The teams stare at a largest spinner with bolted chairs and several travelers notice that there was a motor spinner under the spinner before their host show up with a cruel smirk. "Our first challenge of the day is…" Chris snickered, "Hold on!" The travelers just stared at him for a while, "…Hold on…"

"Just tell us already!" Amy threw her hands up.

"I did!" The host smacked his forehead, "Hold on is the name of our challenge! All you have to do is ride this spinner and just hold on for your life!"

"That's it?" Harold snorted, "It's really easy than I thought!"

"Ooh, you shouldn't have to say that." Chris snickered as he pushed the remote button and the spinner suddenly spins around so fast that the travelers can't even see the chairs. "Chef brought a motor spinner and tuned it up before he attached it to that boring spinner!"

"Good thing that he don't make us eat anything before the ride." Zoey whispered to Naruto and he nods his head with a chuckle.

"If you fall off the spinner, you're out of the game and the team that hold on longest win an advantage for the next challenge!" The host smirked, "People, take your seats!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Chris needs to work on the names because some of them suck." Trent deadpanned, "Now I know why Naruto is bad at names."

* * *

"Now hold on, folks!" Chris clicked the button with a wide grin and the spinner start to spinning around as faster as it can go while the travelers scream out. They managed to hold on until Geoff flings off the spinner with a scream, followed by Tyler and Noah. Trent barely holds on before he slides across the spinner, accidentally crash into Jasmine and Cody and they fall off the spinner with several thumps.

"Why is that place spinning?" Cody muttered dizzily as he attempted to get up on his feet, only to be knocked down by Bridgette and Anne Maria. DJ fly away from the spinner with a bloodcurdling scream and the spinner toss Ella and Harold out.

"If it wasn't for my sweaty hands, I should be…" Harold muttered to himself before Rodney, Scott and Jo hit his back, causing the nerd to fall down again. "Watch it, you…" He stood up with a grumble before Alejandro, Mike, Sky and Duncan crash into him, knocking him down again.

"You should have moved over instead." The host smirked before he ducks under Ezekiel and Gwen as they flew over his head, followed by Dawn and Naruto. He notices that Blaineley, Amy and Izzy just fall off the spinner with a scream. "Look like the dragonfly and wolf won't get any advantage."

"Hold on, Heather!" Dawn encouraged before the said queen bee flew away from the spinner and the host stop it as Zoey and Courtney stumble out dizzily.

"The Killer Snails managed to stay in and they win an advantage for next challenge!" Chris grinned before he walks away from the group, "Come on, let's go to the next location for your final challenge!"

"What kind of challenge do you think we will have to do?" Trent asked nervously.

"Something that don't involve with spinning…" Gwen groaned and almost everyone agreed with her.

* * *

**(Chef)**

The cooker was checking the control board in the bridge and he glance at the pouting little girl as she crouch in the corner with puffed cheeks. "Maeve, what's wrong?" Chef asked.

"I wanna play with daddy, nya." Maeve muttered, "They always take daddy away…"

"They?" The cooker raised his eyebrow.

"The girls!" The little girl glared, "They play with him…But Daddy's mine, nya!" She swung her arms around as if she was pushing something away, "I want them go away!"

"Yeah, he's yours but they won't go away because they're your daddy's friends." Chef shook his head with a smirk as the little girl crossed her arms, "Remember what your mommy and daddy told you before, they won't be around for a while because of their friends, sh…"

"Show and games, I know, nya!" Maeve raised her arms up with a groan, "But still! They are mine! I want them to play with me!"

"Yeah, I know." The cooker rolled his eyes, sometime it's hard to keep up with children since they tend to repeat things or get off topic for a while. "…Kid, you know that your daddy love you a lot, right?" He said as the little girl nodded, "Your daddy loves you so much that no one can take him away from you so you don't have to worry about that…"

"…Will daddy stay with me forever?" The little girl asked with a pout.

"Yes, he will." Chef chuckled.

"Yay, forever, nya!" Maeve cheered, "I wanna marry him now!"

"…Oh, boy…" The cooker rubbed his forehead, he hope that Gwen will explain it to her because the goth woman decide to wait a bit since she was enjoying Naruto's reaction to their daughter's marriage comment.

* * *

**(Studio)**

"…Why do I have a funny feeling that someone was talking about me?" Naruto muttered and several travelers raised their eyebrows at the redhead's odd question as the teams stare at the ice blocks.

"Your final challenge is…" Chris gestured at the blocks with a grin, "Ice sculpture! Each team has to sculpting their team's mascot out of this ice block! The first team to finish their flawless sculpture will get a free pass from judgment and immunity for tonight's elimination ceremony. I will judge three team's sculpture and whoever have the worse sculpture will see me tonight! You have two hours so you better get…"

"Chris, what do we get?" Courtney cut him off as she crossed her arms with a frown.

"Damn, I was hoping that you forget about it…" The host grumbled, "The Killer Snail get thirty minutes head-start…Snails, GO!" The small team quickly runs toward their ice block, starting to work right away.

"I would say lucky them." Tyler rubbed his head, "Only if they have more than three people."

"Eh, they need it more than us." Noah shrugged, "It would be impossible for them to finish it within two hours."

"I agreed with you there." Duncan crossed his arms with a grunt before he smirk at the screaming CIT as she accidently get some shaved ice in her eyes and the teams kept watching the snails until they hear an air horn.

"Teams, you may start now!" Chris announced.

"What?!" The CIT shouted, "It only has been twenty-five minutes!"

"I decided to shave some time off." The host snickered and several travelers rolled their eyes at him.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"UGH!" Courtney groaned angrily, "It's so obvious that he's out to get me!" She gritted her teeth, "Chris, I am gonna sue you! YOU HEAR ME?! I'LL SUE YOU!"

_***Static***_

"Why does she always say that she'll sue people?" Geoff raised his eyebrow, "She kept said that but she never did…"

_***Static***_

"Because no lawyer would take her case." Chef grunted.

* * *

One and a half hour went by and the teams were working on their blocks until they hear a shout. "Chris, we're done here!" Courtney gestured at a simple snail before she cross her arms with a smirk, "That mean we get an immunity since we just finished it first before them."

"Yeah, you got immunity." Chris grumbled as he blamed the producers in his head for coming up with a stupid idea, "Teams, you still have thirty minutes to go!"

"Damn, so close…" Heather muttered, it turned out that the penguins was almost done with their sculpture. "I was hoping to see the snails get wiped out."

"You're not the only one." Jo grunted.

Scott was working on the dragonfly sculpture until he notices that Harold quickly show up with a heavy pant, "Harold, where did you go?"

"I have to use the restroom." Harold said quickly and the scheming farmer just raised his eyebrow at the nerd before he shrugs his shoulders.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Actually, I just helped Courtney with the sculpture." The nerd muttered, "I almost got caught by Zoey, Bridgette and my team. So tiring…"

* * *

"It looks pretty good so far, dattebayo." Naruto whistled at the howling wolf sculpture and he glance at the clock to see that they only have thirty seconds left.

"Yeah." Trent nodded as he picked hammer and chisel up, "Need to add some finishing touch." He hit the chisel and before they know it, many cracks suddenly form all over the sculpture.

"Uh-oh, I hope that it…" Cody gulped before the Latino villain quickly covers his mouth.

"Quiet!" Alejandro said nervously, "Don't say anything about it! If someone said it, it will happen!"

"He's right…" Ella gulped nervously and the wolves kept staring at the sculpture nervously, hoping it won't break down right away.

"It's judge time!" Chris appeared out of nowhere with a cheesy grin, "Let's start with the Laughing Wolf!" He rubbed his chin as he stared at the sculpture, "It's not bad but what's up with the crack? It looks like it's gonna…" The wolf sculpture shattered into a pile of broken ice, "Break…Moving on."

"…Wanna bet that we're in last place?" The musician muttered and the wolves groaned out as the host walk toward the penguin's sculpture. It was a large penguin and the host notice that the ice penguin's beak was opened as if it was screeching or screaming out.

"Sweet sculpture." The host grinned as the penguins smirked at each other, "Gotta love the fact that you create a screaming penguin instead of normal penguin. Let's take a look at the dragonfly!" He glanced at the dragonfly's sculpture before he give out an impressed whistle, the dragonfly sculpture was so realistic and he can see that there were a lot of details. "That's so epic! Who did the detail?"

"Scott did." Duncan jabbed his thumb at the said dragonfly.

"Well, thank to him, the dragonfly is the winner!" Chris announced as the said team cheered together, "Your reward? Gold Dragonfly trophies!" He gestured at the large trophies and the travelers notice that the gold dragonfly was big as a bird.

"Hey!" Courtney shouted, "Our team finished first and you're giving them gold?! That should go to us!"

"Well then, you shouldn't have finished your sculpture first for the immunity." The host snickered at the fuming CIT, "Anyway…Wolf, you are the tonight's loser so I'll see you at the elimination ceremony!"

"How long do you think it will take until she finally blows up?" Heather whispered as the travelers glanced at the red-faced CIT.

"Pretty soon for sure." Gwen whispered back.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"That must be very nail-biting moment for you guys." Chris grinned at the wolves, "The following travelers get shrimps are…" The cooker passed the shrimps out as the host called out for their names, "Cody, Ella, Rodney, Naruto, Alejandro, Izzy and Blaineley." He glanced at Trent and Jasmine, "That loser's going home with three votes and it is…"

"…" The giant woman fidgeted nervously.

"…" The musician sweated.

"…Trent!" The host announced.

"At least I have a good run." Trent climbed into the lifeboat with his cash bag, "I wanna say…" The cooker suddenly drops him into the ocean.

"You need to work on your music more because they suck!" Chef shouted before he notices some raised eyebrows from the group, "Just saying it to mess with his mind."

"Riiiight." Chris rolled his eyes.

* * *

**(Sundeck)**

Naruto and Ella were sitting together on a blanket as the princess wannabe unwrap the foods and she gives him a slice of chocolate cake. Early, Ella asked the redhead if they can hang out together right after the elimination ceremony. "I can't believe that there are twenty-seven of us here now." Ella glanced at the nodding redhead as he finished his slice, "Oh, what did you think of the cake? Was it good?"

"Hai, it was really good that I just ate it so faster, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Where did you get it from?"

"Actually, I made it." The princess wannabe giggled.

"Really?" The redhead smiled, "Thank for the cake, dattebayo."

"You're welcome…" Ella handed him the basket, "Oh, and I made some for Maeve as an peace offering. I don't want her to stay mad at me."

"You don't have to." Naruto took it with a lightly chuckle, "She won't stay mad at you since you're one of her favorite people so don't worry about it, dattebayo."

"Really, I am?" The princess perked up as the redhead nodded, "That's really wonderful thing to hear!" She giggled as she scooted closer to give him a hug, "…Hey, Naruto, do you have any plans after that?"

"Nah, why do you ask?" The redhead replied.

"Well, d-d-d-do you want to come with me to the ballroom for a dance then go for a swim." Ella blushed, "Just you and me?"

"…Sure." Naruto grinned before he takes another slice of cake, "After we finish our cake, dattebayo."

"Of course!" The princess wannabe giggled before she hold a piece of cake up to him with a fork, "Say ah." They make a small chat as they fed each other and it went on for the rest of the night.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

A couple days later, the travelers were eating their breakfast as Duncan sit down next to Naruto and he glance around with a raised eyebrow. "Hey, Whiskers, where's pipsqueak?" Duncan asked.

"She's with tou-san." Naruto scratched his head, "Something about getting her ready for the next challenge, dattebayo."

"Oh, man…" The punk groaned, "Did he say when our challenge is?"

"Nah, he didn't." The redhead shook his head and he was about to say something but their host walk in the room with a smirk.

"Travelers, it's challenge time!" Chris announced.

"Wait, where's Maeve?" Gwen stood up with Naruto, staring at the host worriedly.

"That's your challenge." The host chuckled, "I told Maeve to hide somewhere in this ship and whoever find and bring her back here win the challenge…"

"YOU WHAT?!" The parent shouted.

"Relax, guys!" Chris held his hands up nervously as the angry parent stomped toward him, "She's fine! She's with Chef!" They just punched him in the face before they both run off to find their daughter as the host slowly gets up on his feet with a groan, "And…Go!" The travelers ran out of the dining room.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I think my nose is broken…" The host rubbed his nose, "Nah, it's not. Whew, just dodged the bullet there…"

Naruto suddenly kicked the door open with a glare, "As soon as we find Maeve, you and I are going to have a talk with someone, dattebayo."

"…Please don't bring corncob in that!" Chris sweated nervously.

"Nope, I'm gonna tell Grammy!" The redhead ran away.

"NO!" The host ran out with a bloodcurdling scream, "DON'T TELL MA!"

* * *

**(Hallway)**

"Okay, if I was Maeve, where will I hide in?" Scott rubbed his chin as he glanced around until he spot Naruto's door, "Of course!" He quickly enter the room, only to run out with a bloodcurdling scream as Fang chase him down the hallway and several travelers raised their eyebrows at the sight.

"Why was Fang in your room?" Noah glanced at the redhead.

"He was sleeping over after our poker night, dattebayo." Naruto walked out of Maeve's room as the bookworm just blinked at him confusingly, "I'm gonna check the ballroom!"

"I'll check the sundeck." The bookworm muttered as he walked away, trying to figure out how you can have a poker night with a mutated shark?!

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

Jo, DJ and Anne Maria were looking through several crates and the unpredictable man run over to the group. "She's not in the back." Mike jabbed his thumb behind, "Any luck?"

"Not at all." DJ sighed, "Poor girl, she must be so scared!"

"Chris did say that Chef's with her." Anne Maria tapped her chin, "…Do you think they're at the bridge?"

"…Maybe…" Jo blinked, "Did anyone say that they were going to check it?"

"…Let's go!" The unpredictable man ran away with his team.

* * *

**(Bridge)**

"I fucking hate this huge ship." Duncan growled as his teammates looked around in the room, "That's not fun at all, man!"

"I know!" Amy huffed, "What was Chris thinking?!"

"Who know?" Geoff rubbed his head as Ezekiel nodded, "I bet Naruto and Gwen are getting freaking out right now."

"They are already freaked out." The evil twin growled, "Ooh, when we find Maeve, Chris is gonna pay for that…"

"Get in the line." The punk grunted.

* * *

**(Maeve)**

"Grandpa, is anyone out there?" The little girl glanced at the cooker.

"You know that I'm not allowed to tell you, right?" Chef smirked, "That would be cheating."

"Aww…" Maeve pouted, "I hope daddy find me, nya." The cooker was about to say something but someone suddenly open the door and they glance at the person, revealing to be Harold.

"All right!" Harold cheered, "The reward is so mine! Little girl, let's go!"

"…Go away, nya!" The little girl shooed him away with puffed cheeks, "I want daddy, not you!"

"Sorry but you're going with me." The nerd reached out for her before he notices something in the little girl's hands, "Huh? Where did you get this corncob from?"

Chef's eyes widened at the little girl with a horrific gasp, "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!"

"CORNCOB PRANK!" Maeve raised the corncob up with a battle cry.

"Pfft, I'm so scared of corncob." Harold rolled his eyes.

* * *

**(Space)**

The astronaut was working on the station and he raises his eyebrow as he heard something that sound like a scream. "Huh, I thought you can't hear things in space…" The astronaut muttered before his helmet suddenly crack up, "OH SHIT!" He quickly swim toward the station's entrance, hoping that the helmet don't break right away.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Confessional)**

Harold stares at the camera emotionlessly for a while and he start to twitch uncontrollably before he passes out with foaming mouth.

* * *

Cody and Alejandro check each room in the hallway and the geek open the door to see a bear with chainsaw before the creature roar at the wolves, causing them to run away as they scream for their lives.

* * *

Zoey glance sideways as she walk up to the pool and she scratch her head before the tentacles shot out of the pool, grabbing the indie woman as it toss her around like a ragdoll.

* * *

Sky and Tyler open the closet's door and they both blink at the frothing nerd with raised eyebrow before they quietly close the door. "…Was he crying?" Sky asked worriedly.

"Yes." Tyler gulped nervously, "I wonder what just happened to him?"

* * *

Dawn and Heather run into the gallery, looking around for any sign of the little girl and the queen bee open the refrigerator before her face paled at the sight of the Chef-robot. The robot's eyes glowing red before Heather slam the door and she run away with the petite woman as the Chef-robot burst though the refrigerator with revving chainsaw.

* * *

Courtney and Bridgette run away with a bloodcurdling scream as Chef-robot, Fang and the bear chase them around with chainsaws.

* * *

Duncan glance around in the ballroom with a raised eyebrow and he was about to walk away but a giant meatball flew into his groin, courtesy of Chef-robot. "W-W-Why…" The punk dropped on his knees with a whimper.

* * *

Jasmine, Ella and Rodney decide to check the sick bay and they all blink at the shivering cooker as he rocks in fetus position. "…What happened to you?" Jasmine asked worriedly.

"…BEWARE THE CORNCOB!" Chef wailed out and the travelers slowly back away from him.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

'Where is she?' Gwen ran down the hallway with worried expression and she glance at the doors before she notice something odd, there was a piece of clothes sticking out under the closet's door. She quickly opens it to see Maeve before she pick her daughter up with a relived sigh, "Sweeties, I'm so glad I found you!"

"Me too, mommy, nya!" Maeve giggled as she hugged her mother, "Where's daddy?"

"He'll come, he was really worried about you." Gwen replied as she carried her daughter before she realize something, "Wait, where's Chef? Wasn't he supposed to be with you?"

"Grandpa was here." The little girl tilted her head, "But he run away, crying!"

"…Why was he crying?" The goth woman raised her eyebrow with puzzled expression.

"I don't know, nya." Maeve said innocently.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

Naruto and Gwen was hugging Maeve as the travelers glare at the smirking host and he clear his throat. "Gwen just found Maeve and she just win the challenge for her team." Chris grinned, "The Screaming Penguin get a gold Maeve statue!" He gestured at the miniature gold Maeve statue.

"Sir, you have a call." The intern handed the cell phone to the host.

"Um, hello?" The host asked confusingly.

"CHRIS MCLEAN, YOU ARE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN YOU GET BA…" Grammy's voice roared out of the cell phone before the host quickly hangs up on her.

"…Naruto, I told you not to tell ma!" Chris glanced at the redhead.

"Then you shouldn't have hide Maeve without telling us, dattebayo!" Naruto glared at the host.

"Then that wouldn't be a challenge!" The host groaned, "She was with Chef so she's fine…Speaking of which…" He glanced at Harold and Chef as they shivered in fetus positions, "What happened to them?"

"Who know…" Tyler shrugged his shoulders.

"Chef was yelling something about corncob." Ella scratched her cheek with puzzled expression.

"…Ma-chan, did you used the corncob prank?" The redhead whispered.

"Yes, I did, nya!" Maeve hugged him with a giggle.

"…That will be our little secret, dattebayo." Naruto whispered nervously.

"Naruto, we're gonna have a talk about you teaching her some prank." Gwen whispered into his ear and the redhead swallowed his Adam's apple as his face paled, it turned out that the goth woman was listening in.

* * *

"Thank for agreeing to have dinner with me." Blaineley smiled at the redhead as they eat their dinner in the empty dining room.

"You're welcome, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "It's been a while since we have hanged out together."

"Yeah, because you were busy getting lucky." The blonde woman smirked.

"Huh?" The redhead raised his eyebrow, "What do you mean?"

"Nothing." Blaineley rolled her eyes, "So…What's your plan after this season?"

"Well, I have a few movies to do and my agents want me to try some new roles out, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his nose, "Oh, and I have to show up on several shows as an special guests."

"Sound very busy for you." The blonde woman whistled and the redhead nodded at her as they eat their dinner again before something pop into her head. "Naruto, what will you do if someone, that you know, wants to go out with you right now?"

"Um…" The redhead tilted his head, "If that happened, I'll tell this person that we will go out on a few dates before we'll give it a try…" He was about to eat his piece of salmon before he froze as his face turned red, "B-B-B-Blaineley, w-w-why are you rubbing your foot on my leg?"

"It's because I lo…" Blaineley whispered with a faintly blush before they hear someone running into the room and they turn their heads around to see Maeve as she take hold of Naruto's shirt.

"Daddy, I want bedtime story, nya." Maeve pouted as she gave Blaineley a cute glare, "Story time now. Please! Please! Please!"

"You hear her." The blonde woman giggled as the redhead glanced at her, "She want her daddy time. It's okay if you can leave right now."

"If you say so…" Naruto picked his daughter up, "I'll see you later, dattebayo."

"You too." Blaineley smiled as she waved at them, "Bye, Naruto, Maeve." She watched them with a smile as they leave the room before she shake her head lightly, "It's a crime to be very sexy but dense at same time."

* * *

**(Hallway)**

A week later, the travelers were in a deep sleep before they scream out as the blaring horn echoed throughout the ship and they step out of their rooms with a grumble. "Travelers, get up because we're going to India!" Chris' voice rang out of the loudspeaker, "Boy, I really can't wait for our challenge!"

"…Uh-oh…" Noah gulped.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"If Chris said that he can't wait for our challenge, it's not gonna be pretty." The bookworm muttered.

_***Static***_

"Please don't let this one be something that can kill us or one of his gross challenges." Rodney glanced at the ceiling with clasped hands, "PLEASE!"

* * *

**(India)**

"Welcome to India, the home of spices and their weird obsession with cows." Chris gestured at the landscape with a cheesy grin.

"They worship cows because it's part of Hinduism re…" Alejandro raised his hand up.

"Who care?" The host rolled his eyes, "What you need to care about is the challenges! Our first challenge is…" He snapped his fingers before the interns quickly set tables up as Chef carried the covered tray, "Eating contest! Two players from each team will eat whatever we give them and if you refuse to eat it or throw up, you're out of the game! The person that eats everything will win an advantage for his or her team!"

"I'll take the…" Jo was about to say something but her host cut her off.

"Not so fast." Chris chuckled, "I'm the one that will pick your players…Cody and Jasmine for the wolves! Penguins, your eater are Anne Maria and Heather. Dragonfly, Geoff and Duncan are your players. Snail's players are Zoey and Courtney!"

"Bring it on!" Courtney crossed her arms, sending a glare at her opponents.

"Whatever." Heather rolled her eyes with a scoff before she turn her head to the covered tray, "It's better not be something gross."

"Your first meal is…" Chef lifted the lid to reveal their first meal, "Frog pie!"

"…I should have kept my mouth shut." The queen bee deadpanned.

"Oh, dude…" Duncan groaned at the pie before he blink confusingly, "…Did that frog's leg just twitched?"

"Eh, it's just a spasm." The cooker shrugged, "They always do that after you killed them."

"Eaters, you may start eat the pie…" The host blew his air horn, "Now!" The eaters start to eat their pie with a shiver and it wasn't long enough until they all finished their pie. "Was it good?"

"N-N-No…" Cody gagged, "It was not…"

"Next meal is…" Chris ignored the geek as Chef carried another tray up to the eaters, "Fried maggots!"

"…I'm glad that he doesn't pick us." Alejandro whispered to his teammates.

"Yeah but I feel sorry for them." Rodney glanced at the eaters as they ate some maggots with disgusted groan, "I hope they don't bring something worse out."

"Me too, me too." Naruto rubbed his neck.

"Wow, no one drop out after two meals." The host snickered at the eaters, "Maybe the next one will force someone to drop out because our next meal is…Living escargot!"

"…And there goes hope." The Latino villain muttered.

"Ugh…" Anne Maria picked the escargot up with a grimace, "Here we go…" She slowly put it in her mouth for a while and she spit it out right away before she throw up on the ground.

"Anne Maria is out!" Chris chuckled before he notices that Cody just threw up as the eaters finished their escargots, "And so is Cody! Our fourth dish…"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"W-W-Why do they always give us something disgusting to eat…" Zoey gagged into her hand, "T-T-That was so disgusting…"

_***Static***_

"Because it's fun!" Chris and Chef laughed together.

* * *

Zoey slowly raise her spoon shakily out of the soup and she was about to take a bite before she notice that there was an eyeball in her spoon, causing her to throw up right away.

* * *

Chef removes the lid to reveal a monkey's head in soup and Geoff vomit all over the table right away before he passes out. "Did you just kill a monkey?" Chris raised his eyebrow at the cooker.

"Nope, it's a chocolate that look like a monkey's head." Chef stabbed his fork in the head before he take a bite, "See, it's chocolate. Want a bite?"

"...I'll take your word." The sweating host slowly back away.

"Eh, more for me." The cooker shrugged.

* * *

Duncan chew on the fish head for a while as he tries to keep his bile down but it ended in vain and he throw up right away. Some of the bile splatter on the queen bee and Heather's face turn green before she vomits on the ground. "Penguin and Dragonfly are out." Chris chuckled at the vomiting eaters, "It's all down to Jasmine and Courtney! Chef, what's the special of the day?"

"Our special of the day is…" Chef grinned evilly as he lifted the lid off the tray, "Cherry Blossom meat on Sushi!" The remaining eaters picked their sushi up with a raised eyebrows before they start to eat it.

"It doesn't look bad." Jasmine chew her sushi with Courtney, "…What is Cherry Blossom meat made from?"

"Horse…" Naruto replied, "It's a horse meat…"

"What?!" The giant woman spit her sushi out right away and the CIT also spit it out with dry heave.

"Jasmine was first to spit it out!" The host laughed at the coughing women, "Killer Snail wins the eating contest and they get an advantage in the final challenge!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe that they made me eat a horse!" Jasmine vomited into the toilet, "That's so terrible! I'm gonna be sick!" She threw up again.

* * *

**(Restaurant's kitchen)**

"Our final challenge is…" Chris gestured at the kitchen, "Cook-Off! Each team must make Rajasthani thali and serve it to Chef! He will taste your Rajasthani thali and he will decide who have the best and worse thali! Whoever get the worse thali will…"

"See you at the elimination ceremony." The travelers sighed together and the host glares at them with a frown.

"…Killer Snail, you were supposed to get a batch of spices." The host glanced at the snails as he rubbed his head, "But the interns don't show up and we don't hear any word from them for a while…"

* * *

**(Clip)**

The interns were collecting some herbs from the mountain and before they know it, the rope just snap as one of the interns fall down with a bloodcurdling scream. "KENNY, NOOOOOO!" The hanging intern screamed at the falling intern.

* * *

"Oh well, I guess no advantage this time." Chris shrugged his shoulders as he ignored the CIT's protest, "You may start cooking now!"

"Does anyone know how to make Rajasthani thali?" Ella glanced at the wolves.

"Lucky, I do." Alejandro smirked, "Just follow my lead. First, we need one cup of wheat flour and…"

Mike glance at the ingredients before he turn to his teammates, "Do anyone know what to do?"

"...I guess no one have any idea." Gwen muttered.

"Just wing it and we can make it look like Indian foods." Anne Maria shrugged, "Chris said that it needs to taste good so let's get to work."

"Don't worry, Bridgette, Zoey." Courtney huffed at her worried teammates, "One thing that Chris doesn't know is that I'm good with Indian cuisine. Do what I tell you and we'll win the challenge!"

"That's good…" Bridgette traded a glance with the indie woman, "…I think?"

"Have no fear, dragonfly." Harold puffed his chest out, "I have a mad skill in foreign cuisine and…"

"Let's copy whatever the wolves and snails are doing." Duncan grunted, "They look like they know what to do."

"Better than nothing." Geoff shrugged, "I'll keep my eyes on the snails."

"I just saw them using wheat flour and it was one cup." Sky replied as her team start to work on their thali and the nerd just crossed his arms with a huff.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"They'll regret that they don't listen to me." Harold huffed, "It's true that I have mad skill in foreign cuisine because I went to Joe's Cuisine Camp last summer and we cook a lot of cuisine everyday…"

_***Static***_

"…You went to a camp last summer?" Chef raised his eyebrow with crossed arms, "…In your twenty's? Oh, that's so sad, man."

* * *

Ezekiel reach out for the bowl with a drool before Amy swat his hand with ladle, causing him to run away with a yelp and the evil twin just rolled her eyes.

* * *

Bridgette carried the bag of flour over to her team's table before she trip on her feet, tossing the bag up in air and before she know it, her teammates were cover in flour. They just stare at her and the surfer woman wave at them with sheepish smile.

* * *

Izzy toss some pots out of the cabinets with a giggle and she never notice that most of the pots just hit Rodney in head. The country man attempt to tell her but a large pot hit his head with a loudest clang, knocking him out in process.

* * *

Anne Maria was stirring the pot before she glance at Noah and Mike as they kneading the dough for a while and she never notice that she just knock the sugar and salt bottles into the pot, mixing them together in a stir.

* * *

Courtney taste the Boondi Raita and she smirk to herself as Zoey carry the dirty pots before she slip on the rolling pin. Before the CIT know it, the indie woman accidentally knock her into the boiling pot and the CIT scream out as her teammates wince.

* * *

Cody gives Alejandro some foods and he taste them before he give the geek a thumb-up with a smirk. They never notice that Rodney finally woke up, only to be knocking out by another pot, courtesy of the crazy woman as she pounces on Naruto for a whisker time.

* * *

Gwen tap her chin with puzzled expression as she stare at the pot and she decide to add a pinch of salt in, never notice that DJ was running around with his shirt on fire.

* * *

"I don't know you guys but I love this challenge." Scott smirked as he walked toward the oven, "It's so stress-free and there's no freaky shark to…" He opened the oven and before he know it, Fang jump out of the oven as the creature tackle the screaming traveler down with a roar.

* * *

"Time's up!" Chris blew his air horn as the teams placed their foods on their tables, "Chef, you may start."

"Yeah, yeah." Chef walked over to the dragonfly's table before he starts to eat the thali, "…Not bad, just so-so. It needs more salt."

"I told you so." Harold crossed his arms with a huff and several dragonflies just rolled their eyes at him as the cooker turn to the penguin's table. Chef takes one taste before he spit it out all over the penguin, causing them to cry out in disgust.

"What did you just put in there?!" The cooker spat out, "Sugar? You should have use salt! Ugh! Wolf, give me some foods!" He stomped over to the wolves' table before he taste some foods, "Hmm, it's actually good than I thought but I think some dish is a little off." The cooker turn to the last team as he take some snail's dish, "…Snails…"

"Yeah?" The snail members gulped nervously.

"…It's perfect." Chef nodded, "Your Rajasthani thali is the best dish out of all dishes here so you win the challenge."

"Yes, in your face." Courtney gloated to herself, "What's our reward?!"

"Nothing." Chris smirked.

"WHAT?!" The CIT snarled.

"Chef, who's going to be in the elimination ceremony?" The host ignored the fuming CIT.

"The penguins!" The cooker pointed at the said team with a growl, "Their dishes are the shitty foods I ever taste in my life!"

"Well, you heard him." Chris chuckled at the groaning penguins, "Off to the deck we go!"

"That's gonna be one tough voting." DJ whispered to Jo and she gives him a nod.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"If I call your name out, you get a fresh shrimp and you will stay here a little longer." Chris grinned at the travelers, "If you don't get one…Well, you know what we do to the loser! The following travelers that will get shrimps are…" The cooker threw the shrimps at the travelers as the host called their names out, "Noah, Dawn, Gwen, DJ, Jo and Mike…" He glanced at Heather and Anne Maria, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The queen bee fidgeted nervously.

"…" The Jersey woman gulped worriedly.

"Heather!" The host announced with a grin.

"Oh, that bites!" Anne Maria crossed her arms with a scowl and she was about to say something but the cooker toss her into the lifeboat with her cash bag before he drop her into the sea.

"The sixty called and they want their hairdo back!" Chef shouted.

"Good one." Chris laughed.

* * *

**(Bridge)**

"Dammit, the snails are still in the game." The host crossed his arms as he pouted childishly before he clear his throat, "The snails managed to hold on for another day while the other three teams lose several members though several challenges! It looks like that the love rivals have a huge obstacle in form of a little girl known as Maeve! We just have seen another increase in the cash bag…We have several questions…Can the snails stay lucky for the rest of the trip? Will the girls overcome the obstacle to get Naruto's heart? What kind of challenges will they face? Where will we go to next? Find out…Oh, wait…" He turned his head to the cooker, "Chef, I just realized that we have enough players now…"

"You mean…" Chef smirked evilly.

"It's time to enter the Phase Two." Chris replied as they laughed evilly, "I bet you all are curious about Phase Two…What is Phase Two? What kind of plan do I have for our vic…Eh, I mean our travelers? Well, you better find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

* * *

_Laughing Wolf: Alejandro, Blaineley, Cody, Ella, Izzy, Jasmine, Naruto, Rodney_

_Screaming Penguin: Dawn, DJ, Gwen, Heather, Jo, Mike, Noah_

_Crying Dragonfly: Amy, Duncan, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Scott, Sky, Tyler_

_Killer Snail: Bridgette, Courtney, Zoey_

_Eliminated: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Brick, Cameron, Dakota, Dave, Eva, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Owen, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent_

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_**Random WDL Fact: In Acton arc, the final three's challenge was supposed to be a superpower challenge but it was changed to Face-Off challenge, due to few members.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-six chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Just to let you know that there will be no chapter next week because I'm taking a short break. To make up to you, I will reveal a bit info…There will be about eight chapters left before the Epilogue chapter. That's right, there's about nine more chapters to go!**

**Well, well, it look like the snails managed to stay in and it look like Chris is trying to kick them out…Well, more like trying to kick Courtney out since he's still upset about the old lawsuit.**

**It look like it's gonna be hard for the girls now since Maeve seems to be mad at them for taking her daddy's attention away from her. Will the girls do something to make up to her or will Maeve prevent them from getting Naruto's heart? Who know?**

**What kind of plan does Chris have in mind? What is the Phase Two? Who know?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	37. Odyssey: Wait, We're What!

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Oh boy, the break is making me a little lazy…I blame the binge-watching shows (Running Man has more than 250 episodes and each episode is about two hours!) and rereading manga from the start. (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Hajime No Ippo)**

**Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Coldblue: 1) Well, that will be reveal in the epilogue chapter so you have to wait and see. 2) No, the dream scene is there for a reason…Or not? Who know?**

**Knight: Yes, he knows about it. He don't mind it since his daughter is so innocent and pure that she don't have any idea what people do with the marriage.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-seven chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 37: Odyssey: Wait, We're What?!**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the teams went through several challenges and let's say that some people just got scarred by a several certain events." Chris chuckled, "And it look like that the Killer Snail managed to stay in the game a little longer while several travelers have to row all way to home in their loser-boat. During these challenges, we just saw that the love rivals accidentally angered Maeve for taking her daddy's attention away and she just become their obstacle! Kinda odd that she always show up when some people tried to confessing to Naruto…"

"I say that she have some kind of radar in her body." Chef grunted, "Something that warn her that someone is gonna confess to brat."

"Yeah, I agreed with you there." The host nodded before he clear his throat, "Here are the questions…Will the snails stay strong or not? Will Maeve stay mad at the girls? If some of you remember, what is Phase Two that I'm talking about? What kind of challenges will the travelers face? Who will take the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

"Attention, maggots!" The cooker shouted into the PA's microphone, "We are going to Ireland so get your asses out of your rooms now!"

"Thank, Chef." Chris rubbed his hands manically with an evil grin, "Let's start the Phase Two now. I really can't wait to see their faces."

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**(Ireland)**

The travelers stretch their bodies out with a yawn and they look around, trying to find their host. "Ugh…" Heather groaned with crossed arms, "First, Chef just wake us up and force us to go out without a breakfast…And we have been waiting here for hours!"

"Maybe he's in a meeting?" Cody rubbed his head.

"Yeah, it did happen a few times before." Sky tapped her chin as some travelers agreed with her before their host finally shows up and several travelers become worried as soon as they notice his evil smirk. The travelers notice that Chef was pushing two large boxes up to the group and Noah was about to ask but the host just cut him off.

"Before we start our challenge, I have few announcements." Chris cleared his throat, "First, two travelers are coming back today! Please welcome back…" He gestured at the boxes as they fall apart to revealing two familiar faces, "Max and Owen!"

"Woohoo!" Owen cheered as several travelers cheered for the oaf, "I'm back in the game!"

"Vengeance shall be mine!" Max glared at the travelers, "You thought you were safe but you're wrong because I'm ba…"

"Yeah, yeah, still more announcements to make…" The host snapped his fingers several times, "Second…"

"Owen and Max should go to us!" Courtney cut the host off, "It's only logical that they should join us because…"

"No, let me tell you something…" Chris glared at the CIT, "The second announcement is that the four teams are merging in…"

"Wait, what?" Gwen gasped with her fellow travelers, "This early?! There are twenty-eight people and…"

"CAN I PLEASE FINISH MY SENTENCE?!" The host threw his hands up as the travelers stared at him, "…Thank you. Where was I? Oh yeah." He cleared his throat, "The four teams are merging into two teams! And guess what?"

"…What?" Scott crossed his arms with a scoff.

"It's heroes vs. villains!" Chris grinned as several travelers raised their eyebrows, "Villains, if I call your names out, please stand over there." He pointed at his right side, "…Alejandro, Heather, Amy, Jo, Scott, Duncan, Courtney, Blaineley, Naruto…"

"Wait!" Rodney raised his hand, "Why is Naruto on the villain's team?!"

"Yeah, he's right." Duncan nodded, "It's true that he did trick us few times before in few challenges but that really don't make him a villain."

"It's because of his host role in the Revenge of Island season." The host replied with a smirk, "He was really evil than me."

"That's true, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"Yeah, that and he did something on my plane in the World Tour season that he shouldn't have done." Chris glared at the parents as they just rubbed their necks sheepishly, "I have to burn the plane down after the end of World Tour season…Anyway, back to the name calls…Bridgette, Ezekiel, Max, Mike and Harold!"

"Why me?" Mike blinked confusingly.

"Because of Mal." The host replied and the unpredictable man gulped nervously before he glances at his new team as they all give him an evil smirk.

'At least I'm not the only good guy since Naruto, Ezekiel and Bridgette are there.' The unpredictable man sighed, he assume that the feral man was alright since he didn't do anything bad at all.

"Hey, I'm not a villain!" Harold raised his hand, "I'm the good guy!"

"Say the guy that just rigged the voting several times." Chris smirked at the gulping nerd before he glance at the remaining travelers, "Heroes, go to my left side when I call your names out…Gwen, Dawn, Tyler, Cody, Zoey, DJ, Noah, Geoff, Jasmine, Izzy, Ella, Rodney, Sky and Owen."

"All right!" The oaf grabbed several of his new teammates in a bear hug, "That's gonna be so awesome!"

"My back!" Noah cried out with Cody and Tyler.

The host turn his head to the villain's team as he glance at his clipboard, "Villains, your team's name is Libo Anguis, which mean…"

"Farting Snake?" Courtney raised her eyebrow as the host blinked at his clipboard and an orange icon of farting snake appears right over their heads.

"Wait, no red this time?" The redhead grinned, "All right, about time you give me some orange…" The icon suddenly turn red, "COME ON, DATTEBAYO!"

"Psyche." Chris chuckled at the grumbling redhead before he glance at the hero's team, "Heroes, your team's name is Erbrechen Bar and it mean…"

"Vomiting Bear?!" Cody muttered as the green icon of vomiting bear appeared over his team's heads.

"…Why do I keep using the online translator?" The host tossed the clipboard over his shoulder with a deadpan expression, "…Anyway…Today we will have two separate challenges, one reward challenge and one elimination challenge! Our first challenge is…" He gestured at the ten rows of bars as several travelers notice that the bars were lower than the first bar, "Limbo Race! Five players from each team will race each other through this course and they have to go under the bars instead of jumping over! If you bump into the bar, you have to do it again until you pass it! The team with five racers that cross the finish line win the reward! You may choose your players!" The teams discussed with each other for a while until one of them finally speak up.

"Alejandro, Naruto, Heather, Ezekiel and Max will do it." Courtney crossed her arms with a huff.

"We just chose Sky, Izzy, Zoey, Geoff and Tyler." Gwen muttered.

"Runners, please take your place and wait for my signal." Chris smirked.

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**(Confessional)**

"Oh wow, I never thought that he would merge four teams into two teams…" DJ fidgeted, "That never happened before."

_***Static***_

"I can't believe they put me on same team with Courtney." Heather grumbled, "I swear if she tell me that she'll sue me, I'm gonna…"

_***Static***_

"We have to cut the footage short because it was pretty graphical and very detailed." The host chuckled.

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"Get ready…" Chris held his air horn up as the racers lined up in front of the starting line, "And…GO!" The racers quickly take off and they all clear the first several bars without any problem until some racers reach the fifth bar.

"I don't think I can get this low." Geoff attempted to walk under the bar, only to knock it down and he quickly set it back up before he try again. Max was the only one that doesn't have any problem with the fifth bar and all he has to do is just tilt his head back a little as he walk under the bar.

"Ha, this simple-minded challenge can't hold me down because I'm the greatest villain ever!" Max gloated before Izzy knock him down as she run past him, followed by Ezekiel, Naruto, Sky and Alejandro. "Why you…" The aspiring villain growled, "I will have my revenge, you…" Heather and Zoey accidentally ran over him, followed by Geoff and Tyler. "REVENGE!" He roared as he leaped up on his feet and the racers keep running under several bars, several racers was still having hard time with the last several bars.

"Come on, Tyler, you can do it!" Tyler encouraged himself as he tried to get under the lowest bar but he failed to clear it and it took him a while. Sky and Alejandro cross the finish line at same time, followed by Naruto, Izzy, Zoey and Ezekiel.

"Stupid bar…" Heather grumbled under her breath as she makes another attempt to get under the last bar and her attempt was successful. She quickly crosses the finish line with Tyler and Geoff almost cross the finish line but Max leap across the line with a furious shout.

"Snake win the reward challenge!" The host announced as the said team cheered together, "And they get gold…Toothpick!"

"Say what?!"Alejandro raised his eyebrow before Chef gives him the gold toothpick, "To some people, that's barely gold…"

"Hey, the limbo challenge was really stupid because one of the producers was kinda dumb and he wants to see it happen." Chris rolled his eyes, "Be glad that you get some gold…Anyway, let's go to the next location so we can start our elimination challenge!"

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**(Pool)**

The first thing that the travelers notice was a floating platform with two large circles and several travelers realize it with an annoyed groan. "Today's challenge…" Chris smirked at the teams, "Find your mole in other team!"

"…WHAT?!" Everyone cried out, glancing at each other.

"That's right!" The host laughed, "I just put a mole in each team and guess what? The moles themselves do not know that they are mole!"

"So that mean one of us does not belong and we have to guess who the mole is?" Noah raised his eyebrow, "Like the snakes have to find a solo snake in the bear's team?"

"Yes." Chris nodded, "The teams will face three challenges and the team that win the challenge will earn a hint card then at the end of the challenge, you will guess who's belong to your team! The team that finds their member first wins the challenge and the team that don't guess right will face an elimination ceremony…Plus they will have to sleep in the Dangerous Room!"

"…Dangerous Room?" Jo blinked, "I didn't see it anywhere in the ship."

"Oh, you'll see it pretty soon." The host snickered before he gestures at the platform, "Your first challenge is Water Battle! Five people from each team will fight their opponents and try to shove them into the water to get them eliminated from the game. Last one standing will earn a hint card for his or her team! Gwen, Dawn, Cody, DJ and Noah will play for the Vomiting Bear and they will go against the Farting Snake players, Amy, Duncan, Blaineley, Mike and Courtney!"

"Look like it's gonna be a snap." Duncan teased with a smirk.

"We'll see." Gwen blew her hair up.

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**(Confessional)**

"I think it's pretty oblivious who the bear on the snake's team is." Geoff grinned, "It's Naruto or Mike…Or is it Bridgette? I wonder why Chris put her on the villain's team?"

_***Static***_

"She kissed Alejandro and broke Naruto's heart during the third season, which was kinda villainous." Chris shrugged his shoulder, "That and there was not a lot of 'villains' left in the show."

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"The water battle will start…" Chris blew his air horn, "NOW!" Duncan and Courtney quickly run across the platform before they wrestle with the bears and they almost push Cody and DJ into the water but Gwen and Noah run up to them, managed to rescue DJ as the geek fall into the water. Courtney was about to gloat and before she know it, Dawn just push her into the water.

"We have to take Duncan and Mike out right away." Gwen whispered to her team as they backpedalled away from the snakes.

"Easier said than done." Noah muttered under his breath before Amy suddenly shoves the bookworm into the water and DJ quickly pushes the evil twin off the platform. Mike tried to push the Jamaican giant but DJ somehow manage to trip the unpredictable man, sending him into the water and before DJ know it, Blaineley just stumble into his back as they fall into the water, courtesy of the goth woman.

"What the…" Duncan widened his eyes after he tossed the bookworm off the platform and he barely react as Dawn and Gwen shove him into the pool.

"Vomiting Bear win the first challenge and they get one hint card!" Chris announced as Chef hands the card to the bears and they glance at the object, it read 'Unlikely'.

"…That doesn't even help us at all." Zoey scratched her cheek nervously.

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**(Confessional)**

"I can think of few unlikely people in the other team." Tyler rubbed his neck, "…Is Naruto unlikely person to be on the villain team or is it Mike or Ezekiel or Bridgette or…"

_***Static***_

"He listed everyone." Chef deadpanned.

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"Our next challenge is Flying Chair!" The host gestured at the flying chairs as the travelers glanced at the panting interns, "Geoff and Scott will play Rock-Paper-Scissor and whoever lose the round will send one of their four members fly away into the pool! Jasmine, Owen, Rodney and Ella will take their seats with Bridgette, Harold, Jo and Max!"

"You better not throw the challenge on purpose!" Jo growled at the scheming farmer.

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Scott rolled his eyes as the players take their seats, "Can we start the game now?"

"Yes, you may start now." Chris smirked and the scheming farmer throws his hand out with the party man. Scott chooses paper and Geoff has rock, Owen screams out as he flings into the pool.

"I won't lose the next round!" Geoff muttered before he throw scissor out, only to paled as Scott reveal that he just pick the rock and Jasmine land in the pool with a cry.

"Ha, we're gonna…" Harold was about to say something but the chair flings him into the water, followed by Bridgette and the scheming farmer grumble under his breath as the party man smirked at him.

"Lucky guess." The scheming farmer muttered as they throw their hands out and Rodney fling up in air before he land in the water, it turn out that Geoff pick rock and Scott have paper.

"Ooh, will that be the end of the Bear or will they make a comeba…" The host said before Ella scream out as she fly into the pool, "…Never mind, the Snake win the second challenge and they get their first hint card!"

"What does it say?" Bridgette asked as she dries herself off with the towel.

"Four-letter name…" Heather replied with a raised eyebrow.

"That narrowed down to eight people, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin.

"Let's go to the next location for your third and final challenge!" Chris walked away with a chuckle.

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**(Park)**

"Tug-of-War!" The host gestured at the rope as several travelers raised their eyebrow at the mud pit, "There's no need to explain the rules since everyone know how to play tug-of-war…Until you're pretty dumb and been living under the rock."

"We get it, we get it." Noah rolled his eyes.

"The bear's team will be Zoey, Gwen, Tyler, Sky and Izzy and the snake's team is Courtney, Ezekiel, Heather, Naruto and Alejandro." Chris grinned, "Grab the rope and wait for my signal!"

"You're going down." Heather glared at the bears as they hold the rope up.

"I don't think so." Gwen shot back.

"And..." The host blew his air horn, "TUG!" The teams start to pull the rope back with several grunts and it wasn't long enough until the bear's team slowly moves toward the pit.

"PULL HARDER!" Tyler shouted out and his team tried to pull back but it ended in vain as they all fall into the pit.

"Over already?" The host blinked, "Oh well, the Farting Snake win the second hint card!"

"It said male?" Courtney glanced at her hint card.

"Now it's time for you to guess who does actually belong to your team!" Chris grinned, "Let's start with Vomiting Bear. If you guess wrong, Snake will take a turn to guess."

"Unlikely, unlikely…" Geoff tapped his chin, "Um…Is it Naruto?"

"Nope." The host smirked, "Snake?" The snakes were in deep thought as they tried to figure it out.

"I guess it's Co…" The CIT was about to say something but the punk cut her off.

"Is it Owen?" Duncan said.

"What?!" Courtney scowled, "No, it's not him! He never did anything bad…"

"That's right!" Chris chuckled, "Owen, go join the snake…Max, please go stand next to the bear!"

"…SAY WHAT?!" Everyone cried out.

"I'm so confusing…" Owen walked over to the snake's team with confusingly blink.

"I don't belong to the goody-two-shoes team!" Max shouted out as Chef forced him to join the bear team.

"It's because that Owen did some evil work for me during the Action season as my spy, remember?" The host chuckled, "Max never did anything evil at all…" He snickered as the aspiring villain screamed out in rage, "Anyway…Vomiting Bear, since you don't guess right, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony."

"Huh, that's very unlikely." Gwen glanced at the shouting aspiring villain and almost everyone nod at her.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"You have casted your votes and I have the result." Chris smirked at the bears, "If you don't get the shrimp, you will be the one that will go home tonight. The travelers that get the fresh shrimp are…" He called their names out as Chef tossed the shrimps at the travelers, "Dawn, Cody, Max, Gwen, Zoey, Jasmine, DJ, Noah, Ella, Rodney and Sky." He glanced at Tyler and Geoff, "The final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The party man fidgeted nervously.

"…" The clumsy jock gulped.

"…Tyler!" The host announced, "Geoff, grab your cash bag and hop into the sea!"

"Oh, man, that's totally suck." Geoff sighed, "I thought that was my…" The cooker suddenly tosses him into the lifeboat and the boat just drop into the sea without any warning.

"PARTY'S OVER!" Chef shouted.

"Oh yeah, bears, it's your curfew time so you better turn in now." Chris glanced at the bears.

"But it's nine!" Rodney raised his hand, "That's too early for us to go to bed..."

"It's not too early if you are going to stay in the Dangerous Room." The host replied with an evil smirk.

"You kept saying dangerous room but I don't see it anywhere on this ship." Jasmine muttered.

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**(Cargo Hold)**

Chef click the locker on the chain and he walk away, whistling a tune as he wipe his hands. The cooker ignored the banging and crying of the bears as they try to get out of the cargo hold. "Now that's the Dangerous Room." Chris chuckled, "Don't let the crates smash you in your sleep!"

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**(Dining Room)**

"I'm so psyched to be back here." Owen chuckled as his teammates ate their dinner, "And isn't it so awesome that we're on same team, Al?"

"…Very awesome…" Alejandro muttered lowly with a twitching eyebrow.

"I still can't believe that Chris put us in two teams now." Duncan grunted, "I don't mind it but I do for a good reason."

"I'm the captain of this team since I'm CIT and I have a lot of experience as the captain." Courtney glared at her new teammates, "And you better not lose any challenges or you're gonna pay!"

"And that's the reason that I was talking about." The punk deadpanned and Naruto was about to say something but he feel a tug on his shoulder before he glance down at his daughter.

"Daddy, where's mommy?" Maeve asked.

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "…She's um…hang out with her friends for the night?"

"Like sleepover?" The little girl blinked with a tilted head.

"…Hai, it's a sleepover, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled nervously.

"Oh yeah, and they are having great time right now." Heather smirked cruelly.

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**(Cargo Hold)**

"That really bites." Gwen grumbled as she pulled her legs up to her chest and she glance around until she spot Ella, the princess wannabe was fidgeting with her fingers nervously. "Ella, are you okay there?"

"O-O-Oh, yes, I'm fine." Ella smiled, "Just having hard time trying to get comfortable in this place…Only if the crates stop moving around too much."

"Yeah, only if." The goth woman nodded before she turns her head to the princess wannabe, "…Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure." The princess wannabe glanced at her.

"…How come you're not jealous when one of the girls tries to get Naruto's attention?" Gwen asked, "I mean, you're one of few people that don't get jealous so I'm just curious about that."

"Well, um…" Ella rubbed her neck, "How can I explain it? Um…You can say it's the love, all I care about is his happiness. I know that in the end, he will have to choose one of us and I will accept it as long as he's happy…For now, all I can do is to make a lot of good memories with him. I really love him."

"Wow, I don't know you have this side." The goth woman stared at the princess wannabe, "You must really care a lot about him." The princess wannabe nodded with a lightly smile, "…So…Um…Tell me a bit about yourself." It was good idea to have a small chat since there was nothing to do in the cargo hold, thank to her stupid host.

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**(Dining Room)**

Several days went by and the travelers were having their breakfast as the punk raise his eyebrows at the rugged bear team. "What happened to you guys last night?" Duncan asked with a smirk.

"There were a lot of rough waves…" Jasmine groaned tiredly, "And the crates kept falling on us, we barely get any sleep."

"Suck to be you right now." Scott snickered with some of his teammates.

"Wait until you lose the challenge…" Max growled lowly and someone was about to speak up but the loudspeaker rang out with a loud feedback.

"Travelers, we are about to reach Africa and you better finish your breakfast before Chef gonna kick you all out!" Chris' voice chuckled.

"How long will it take?" Rodney asked.

"NOW!" Chef suddenly kicked the door opened with a roar, "GET YOUR ASSES OFF MY SHIP NOW!" The travelers quickly run off with a bloodcurdling scream as the cooker chase them down with the cleavers.

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**(Africa)**

Chris laugh at the panting travelers as they stand in front of him, "Did you have a good run? I know Chef do."

"Fuck you…" Duncan panted heavily.

"Your challenge is…" The host ignored the punk as he gave them a cheesy grin, "The Relay Race!" He gestured at the mountain's trail, "There are fourteen flags and each member will take their place…"

"Wait, there are only thirteen of us." DJ pointed out.

"Oh, yes, one of you will have to run past the next flag until you reach the next player." Chris smirked at the groaning bears, "Where was I? Oh yeah! You have to tag the next racer by passing the sandbag baton!"

"…Sandbag?" Mike raised his eyebrow before the large sandbag crash into him as he falls down with a painful grunt, courtesy of Chef.

"Discuss with your team about the order of racers and take your place…" The host rubbed his chin, "I should tell you guys that you better watch out for some obstacles but you know me."

"Yeah, you won't say anything about them." Sky deadpanned.

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**(Confessional)**

"Aww, I hate running." Owen groaned, "It always gets me tired…And hungrier. Way more hungry…Hmm, I think I might raid the fridge again."

_***Static***_

"You better not raid my fridge." Chef growled deadly with crossed arms.

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Chris glance at Max and Owen as he held the gun up, "Get on your mark…" The racers tensed up, "Get set…" The host looked up in the sky to make sure it was clear, "…GO!" He fired the gun up in air as the racers ran off with the sandbag and the host smirks to himself before the blue crane fall down on his feet. "OH, COME ON! YOU GET TO KIDDING ME!"

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"So far, so good." Owen ran up the slope with a heavy breath.

"Shut up, you moron." Max grumbled under his breath with heavy breath, "I don't care if it's good or not as long as I pass this stupid bag to Tyler."

"But you get to admit it." The oaf glanced at the aspiring villain as they kept racing each other, "It's sweet because we don't run into any tr…" He took one step before something explode, launching him up in air with a bloodcurdling scream. "AAAAPPPP!"

"Until now." The aspiring villain hopped around nervously to avoid the buried mines before he step on it, launching the screaming aspiring villain up in air.

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Tyler glances up in air with a raised eyebrow before his eyes shift to his opponent, "Harold, did you hear that or is it just me?"

"Hear what?" Harold blinked confusingly.

"Something like scream…" The clumsy jock was about to finish his sentence and before they know it, the bodies land on them with a painful groan.

"H-H-Here, take it and go…" Owen moaned as he passed the sandbag to the nerd and Max also pass his bag on to the clumsy jock.

"G-G-Got it…" The nerd got up on his feet and he runs away, followed by the clumsy jock.

"…Why did we decide to come back here?" Max groaned out.

"…Because it's awesome?" The oaf groaned out, earning a glare from the aspiring villain.

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"Come on, Tyler, you can do it!" Jasmine hollered from the distance as Tyler and Harold slowly race each other across the logs, suspending over the pit and they swear that they can hear several savage growls within the pit.

"Is it me or did I just hear lions?" Jo raised her eyebrow and the nerd took several steps before the lion leap out with a snarl, causing the nerd and clumsy jock to scream out as they ran across the logs with haste.

"TAKE IT AND RUN!" Tyler threw the sandbag at the giant woman and she caught it as she start to run away from the group, never notice that the clumsy jock just fall into the pit with the nerd after Harold give Jo the sandbag.

"I hope the next flag's obstacle is not bad." The giant woman muttered to herself, her team decides that she will run up to two flags. It wasn't long enough until the swinging boulders come out of nowhere and Jasmine quickly dodges the boulders, she didn't know that Jo was right behind her before one of the boulders just knock the jockette away. Jasmine kept run until she spot the next flag and she speed up, running past Scott.

"Where the hell is Jo?" Scott crossed his arms with a scowl and as soon as he finished his sentence, the said traveler finally shows up before she tosses the sandbag to the scheming farmer.

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After a while, Jasmine just spot Rodney in the distance as he stand next to the flag with Ezekiel and she glance around with a raised eyebrow. "No obstacle or anything?" Jasmine whispered to herself before she hears something right behind her and she glance over her shoulder to see Chef in his jeep, wielding a large cannon with an evil smirk.

"It's your supper time!" Chef fired the large meatball at the screaming giant woman as she tried to run faster before she manage to hand the sandbag over to the country man and the cooker turn his jeep around, earning a raised eyebrow from the panting giant woman.

"You're not…" Jasmine panted, "Gonna chase…Rodney?"

"Nah, I only chase you and scheming maggot in this part." The cooker grunted as he spotted Scott, running up to the flag and the cooker fire several meatballs at the screaming scheming farmer.

"We're so gonna win this one." Rodney jogged with his sandbag with a wide grin, he was glad that his team is getting a huge lead on the snakes and he bet that his team won't spend another night in the cargo hold. He kept jogging for a while until a blur speed past him, "What the…?!" The country man cried out, it turn out that Scott manage to give his sandbag to the feral man and Ezekiel ran faster so he can overtake Rodney in the race. "Oh no, you don't!" He chased the feral man down before he step on several mines, launching him up in air more than once.

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**(Confessional)**

The soot-covered country man stares at the camera for a while until he raised his index finger up before he coughs some soot out.

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Blaineley stumble on the rolling log as she tried to get across the piranha-infested lake and she never notice that Cody just slip off the rolling log, falling into the water with a bloodcurdling scream.

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Sky hop across several platforms, dodging several swinging objects and she wince as soon as she hear Mike's high-pitched scream. It turned out that one of the swinging rock just smash into the unpredictable man's groin, causing him to fall into the mud pit.

* * *

Naruto was waiting at the flag with Noah as they look around for their teammates with the sandbags until the redhead notice Bridgette in the distance and he start to get ready to grab the sandbag. The surfer woman gets closer and before they know it, she trip on her feet and she bump into the redhead as they fall down together. Their faces turn red as they stare at each other, it turn out that they accidentally kiss each other before they quickly leap up to their feet and they just stare at each other for a while until they realize that they still have a challenge to do. "Here!" Bridgette shoves the sandbag into the redhead's hands.

"Thank!" Naruto ran away and they both don't notice that the bookworm was shaking his head with an eyeroll.

* * *

The Chef-robot chase Dawn and Heather down the slope and they kept duck under the chainsaw as the robot swinging its weapon around.

* * *

Alejandro swing across the small canyon and he land on other side without any problem, never notice that DJ just fall into the river with a bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

Chris and Chef were standing at the finish line, waiting for the final racers to show up and the host spots someone in the distance as the person approaching the line. "About time someone finally show up!" Chris chuckled as the runner quickly picked the paces up, "And the winner is…" He waited until the person crossed the line, "Duncan! Which mean the Farting Snake is the winner of the challenge and the today's loser is the Vomiting Bear! I can't wait to see who'll lose his or her lunch tonight at the elimination ceremony."

"Wait, it's…" Gwen showed up with the rest of the travelers as they panted heavily, "An elimination ceremony?"

"Yep." The host grinned before he raise his index finger up as soon as he notice that a snake member was about to say something, "And before the snakes ask about the reward…There's no reward."

"Dammit." Courtney growled angrily.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"So far, Max, Dawn, Noah, Gwen, Zoey, Cody, Jasmine, Izzy, Sky and Ella have their shrimps." Chris glanced at Rodney, Tyler and DJ, "There are two shrimps and three travelers…DJ get his shrimp." Chef tossed the shrimp at the relived Jamaican giant, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The clumsy jock scratched his head nervously.

"…" The country man crossed his fingers.

"…Tyler!" The host announced as he tossed the cash bag to the groaning country man, "Rodney, here's your seven hundred and fifty thousand bucks!"

"No hard feeling, fel…" Rodney gave his former team a goofy grin before the cooker suddenly toss him into the lifeboat and the country man cried out as the boat drop into the ocean.

"Did you work out?" Chris raised his eyebrow at the cooker, he was sure that it would be hard to toss a giant man into a lifeboat.

"Yeah, I do." Chef shrugged his shoulder with a grunt.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

Bridgette walk down the hallway until she spot a familiar face and she call him out with a wave. "Hey, Naruto." Bridgette smiled, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, Bridgette." Naruto grinned, "Nothing, just getting some candies for Ma-chan, dattebayo. What about you?"

"I'm just going to the dining room for a dinner." The surfer woman replied, "Do you want to go with…" All of sudden, she feel like something was drilling something into her head and she slowly peek over her shoulder to see that Maeve was glare at her from the corner. She slowly turns her head back to the redhead, "…Um…Naruto, is she still mad at us?"

"Hai." The redhead scratched his head with a lightly chuckle, "Don't worry about it, she'll get over it pretty soon, dattebayo…I think…Anyway, do you want to walk with me since it's on the way?"

"Yes, let's go." Bridgette smiled before she glance over her shoulder nervously, she swear that she just hear a growl of the tiger.

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

"D-D-Don't eat us, Tora…" Cody shivered with Tyler as they stared at the growling tiger in the cage, they don't understand why the creature just growl at them out of blue.

"She won't eat you guys." Dawn replied.

* * *

Several hours went by and the bears were bored. "I hope we'll win the next challenge." Zoey sighed softly.

"Don't worry, we will." Sky patted her shoulder.

"Indeed." The petite woman nodded as they almost jumped at her sudden appearance but they managed to hold it in since they have been getting used to the petite woman by now and they all just sit there in silence for a while. "…Ah, do you want to play twenty questions?" Dawn asked and the aspiring Olympian traded a glance with the indie woman.

"Sure, I'm up for it." The Cree woman replied and Zoey agreed with her.

"Here's the first question…" Dawn stared at them, "…What part do you like about Naruto?"

"O-O-Oh, um…" The indie woman stammered with red face, "I-I-I like his personality and how he always looks at positive side…And many things…"

"Same here, I also like how sweet and kind he is to everyone." The Cree woman said with red face, "He always treat everyone same and he never did anything bad to them, beside some pranks…Not to mention how good he is with the children." Zoey nodded at her comment before the blushing Cree woman glance at the petite woman, "What about you?"

"…Everything, I love everything about him." The petite woman said with expressionless face, "Ah, and I love his lips because it's so warm…It's always warm each time I kiss him."

"…Is it just me or did she just blush?" Zoey whispered to Sky.

"…I think I also saw that?" Sky whispered back as they tried to read Dawn's face.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

Several days later, the travelers were in deep sleep until the feedback woke them all up and they step out of their rooms with weary sighs. "Travelers, we are now in United Kingdom or some of you call it Britain!" Chris' voice rang out of the loudspeaker, "Hurry and get ready!"

"I always keep wondering why Britain have different names?" Owen scratched his head.

"Who care about stupid names?" Blaineley scoffed, "I just want to sleep in a little longer…"

"Same here but I bet Chris gonna sic Chef on us." Heather deadpanned and several travelers nodded their heads.

* * *

**(United Kingdom)**

"Ooh, I hope we can go visit the castle again." Ella gushed and someone was about to say something but their host show up with a cheesy grin.

"Today, we will have two reward challenges and it's gonna be fun." Chris gestured at a large obstacle course as several travelers raised their eyebrows, "The first challenge is 'Can You Survive Video Game'!"

"Really?" Noah crossed his arms, "Now you're ripping the video games off, too?"

"I'm not ripping anything off, just borrowing some ideas." The host replied with an evil grin, "Four players from each team will race each other though the course…First, they will shoot ten space invaders!" The pixelated targets popped up from the ground randomly, "Second, they have to break a lot of bricks until they find the mushroom!" The travelers glanced at the brick blocks that resembled a certain block from the Super Mario game, "Then they have to sneak around without getting caught by the henchmen…" The masked interns walked under several suspending platforms, "Then they have to jump on the baddies…" The robot turtles paced back and forth, "And finally, they will climb up several platforms as they dodge the barrels that King Chef will send out…" Chef roared from the top of the towering platforms.

"…That's so from Donkey King game." Cody stared at the final obstacle with a deadpan expression.

"The first person to cross the finish line wins the challenge and his or her team will get a reward." Chris grinned, "The players are…Izzy, Sky, Jasmine and Tyler from Vomiting Bear and they will face against Courtney, Owen, Amy and Duncan from Farting Snake! Take your place!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"First he just ripped some shows off and now he just ripped some video games off." Jo crossed her arms as she rolled her eyes, "What's next? Books?"

_***Static***_

"Who the hell read books those days?" Chris muttered, "No one read books anymore and it's bored…Name one person that read a book!"

_***Static***_

Noah licks his thumb to turn a page in his book.

* * *

"Ooh, ooh, I can't wait to shoot the aliens down with big gun!" Izzy giggled to herself as she stands at the starting line with the racers and several travelers just rolled their eyes at her comment. "I really hope they can blow up! I totally love huge boom!"

"I don't think these invaders will explode on us…" Amy muttered, "…I think?"

"Game is…" The host blew his air horn as the racers quickly took off, "ON!" The crazy woman was first to reach the shooting obstacle and she quickly pick her gun up, followed by Duncan and Jasmine. They scan the field for any invaders as the rest of the racers caught up to them and the first invader pop up out of nowhere before Izzy shot at the invader, causing it to explode right away. Before the travelers know it, they get shower by falling objects, courtesy of the destroyed invader.

"What the hell!" Scott picked an object up as he rubbed his sore forehead, "Lego?"

"Yeah, we have to build something that can look more pixelated." Chris shrugged his shoulders and Own blow his first invader up with Courtney, Amy and Sky as the punk attempt to take another invader out after he hit two invaders. It wasn't long enough until Jasmine complete the shooting obstacle and she quickly run up to the next obstacle, followed by Izzy, Duncan and Courtney.

"How can we break this block?" Duncan glanced around with a raised eyebrow until he spot the sledgehammers, "…Bingo." He quickly grabs one of the sledgehammers and he smashes it on the first block, cracking it open as it reveals a bomb. "What the fuck…" The bomb exploded right in his face as the rest of the racers ran up to the blocks.

"Oh yeah, I forget to mention that some blocks are rigged with traps." The host smirked evilly, "Good luck with the mushroom…"

"Yay, I found one!" Izzy tossed her mushroom up in air before she run away with a giggle.

"…That was weird." Chris muttered to himself.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"You know what's really annoying?" Jo crossed her arms, "Chris kept throwing traps at us and he always say that he forget to tell us each time that happened."

_***Static***_

"You should get used to it by now." The host smirked cruelly.

* * *

Sky destroy the brick block, only to scream out as she run away from the fire-breathing plant and several travelers just glance at the laughing host.

* * *

Owen peek over the platforms to make sure that the interns wasn't paying attention and he jump on the next platform, only to have it break apart as he fall down with a scream. He land on something soft and he release his breath. "I'm so lucky that I land on something soft…" Owen grinned.

"KENNY!" One of the masked interns cried out and the oaf glanced down to see that he just landed on the poor intern.

"Whoops, my bad!" The oaf giggled nervously before he accidentally fart on Kenny, "Sorry again!"

* * *

Tyler glances at the blocks nervously before he slams his sledgehammer on a random block and he raises his eyebrow at large green orb. Before he knows it, the orb explodes right away and he run away with a bloodcurdling scream, it turns out that the orb was an stink bomb.

* * *

Amy jumps on several robot turtles and she was about to jump on the next robot but Sky jump past her, accidentally knocking the evil twin down. The evil twin was about to snarl but the robot turtles suddenly dogpile on the screaming evil twin.

* * *

Jasmine jump over the rolling barrel as she race against Courtney and they were about to jump over another barrel but the second barrel fall down on them from the above, knocking them down in process. They attempt to get up on their feet but they both got run over by several barrels and they can hear the cooker's evil laughter from above.

* * *

"That is way too easy." Chef laughed as the racers kept got hit by the barrels and he was about to throw another barrel down until he notice something. "…Hey, where's that crazy maggot?"

"Here!" A voice giggled right behind the cooker and he turn around to see an incoming large hammer, knocking him off the platform with a cry.

"What was that?" Tyler glanced up before the cooker land on him, following by the barrels. It turn out that Izzy was first to reach the top and she just use an hammer to knock the cooker out.

"…You know that you're not supposed to kick Chef off the platform, right?" Chris muttered.

"Nah, you didn't say anything about that." Izzy crossed the finish line with a giggle.

"Yeah…" The host sighed, "Anyway…Izzy just win the challenge for the Vomiting Bear! Their reward?" He gestured at the gold trophies, "Gold Mario!"

"…You are so gonna get sued for copyright." Gwen glanced at her trophy with deadpan expression.

"Nah, I won't." Chris walked away with a snicker, "Off to the next challenge!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I want to say that I hope that the next challenge won't be a deathtrap but we all know that it will happen anyway." Noah deadpanned with crossed arms.

* * *

"Our second reward challenge of the day is…" The host gestured at the giant maze, "Maze of Doom!"

"Maze of Doom?" Alejandro repeated with a raised eyebrow.

"Maze of Doom!" Chris smirked, "The rules are very simple…Stay together with your team and try to find the exit within the maze but beware!" He paused to hold his laughter back, "If you take the wrong path, you will end up walking into a trap and it's not gonna be pretty for you guys. Vomiting Bear, for winning the pervious challenge, you get a maze map." He tossed the map to the said team.

"…What the…" Sky glanced at the map, "I don't think I can read that…" It turn out that the map was very complex and it was kinda impossible to read it.

"Snake, you may enter the maze now and the bears will come in after five minutes." The host grinned as the snakes quickly entered the maze before he glance at the bears, "Gotta give them a chance since they don't have a map."

"Whatever…" Gwen muttered as her team tried to understand the map.

* * *

**(Maze)**

"Um…" Owen scratched his head as he stared at three paths before he turn his head to his team, "Which one do we take?"

"I think we should take the straight path, dattebayo." Naruto pointed at the straight path.

"No, we'll go left." Jo jabbed her thumb at the left path.

"Both are incorrect." Harold walked down the right path, "Logically, you always have to take the right path because it's more likely that it will take us to…" The giant rolling boulder smashed him into the wall without any warning.

"…I vote for the straight path." Scott glanced at his team with nervous expression.

* * *

The bears halt in their trail as soon as they reach a fork and they glance around. "Do we take right or left?" Cody asked.

"I think right…" Izzy turned the map around with puzzled expression, "…I don't know, they all look same to me."

"Ugh…" Gwen groaned, "The map is so useless!"

"Indeed." Dawn nodded before the team decides to take left path, they never notice that the robot just slumped on the ground. It turn out that the robot was waiting for them in the right path and the bears was very lucky to avoid the flamethrower.

* * *

After a while, the bears stare at two doors with raised eyebrows. "…Which door?" Zoey asked.

"I say we'll take the first door…" Max opened the right door and the fire shot out of the door before the aspiring villain slam the door close with a bloodcurdling scream. "…Second door it is…" He smelled something, "…What is that smell?"

"Um…" DJ raised his index finger, "That would be your rear on fire…" The aspiring villain peeks over his shoulder to see that his butt was on fire.

"…PUT IT OUT!" Max ran around, waving his arms as he scream out for help.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I still want to know where they get these handy interns from, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "I mean, it's impossible for anyone to build a giant maze in just few hours."

_***Static***_

"I have my way and it's something called blackmail." Chris winked with an evil smirk.

* * *

Scott turn around the corner and the snakes can hear him screaming out before he run back to them as Fang skid on his feet with an axe in his hands, causing the screaming snakes to ran away from the mutated creature.

* * *

Sky glances at the fork path before she takes several steps toward the center path, only to get plaster by paintballs and a few stink bombs.

* * *

Chester grumble to himself as he head for the left corner before the robot fire its flamethrower at the screaming unpredictable man and the snakes wince at the sight.

* * *

Izzy was whistling a tune as she skip down the path and she suddenly drop down on the ground, causing Tyler to raise his eyebrow. Before he know it, the giant meatball flew into his stomach and he scream out as it smash him against the wall with a loudest thump.

* * *

Blaineley tapping her cheek for a while as the snakes tried to figure out which path they should take and she just shrug her shoulders as she walk toward the right path, only to get hit by the barrage of meatballs, courtesy of Chef-robot.

* * *

Ella walk down the path and she glance around for any signs of trap before she suddenly fall down into the pit as several bears flinch at the sound of snapping mousetraps, following by a painfully scream.

* * *

Ezekiel peek over the wall and a burst of flame shoot over the wall, causing the feral man to fall down on his back with a screech.

* * *

Noah slowly walks toward the corner and he sneaks a peek before a huge club smash on his head, knocking him out. It turn out that Chef was right around the corner with the club, waiting for his unlucky victim to show up.

* * *

Chris takes a sip from his tea as he wait at the exit, "Man, they have been in there for hours! Maybe I should send search and rescue team out there…Nah!" He chuckle to himself before a certain team stumble out with several yelps, "Oh, about time you show up! The winner of the challenge is Vomiting Bear!"

"Yes!" Cody pumped his fist, "No more night at the cargo hold!"

"Hear, hear." DJ nodded with his teammates.

"Yeah, and you get a sweet gold maze game." The host gave them an miniature gold maze before he glance around as he scratch his chin, "By the way, have anyone seen the Farting Snake?"

* * *

"I think we should go this way, dattebayo." Naruto pointed at the right corner.

"No, we're going this way!" Courtney stomped away and the bears glanced at each other before they follow the CIT, what they don't know is that the redhead was pointing at the exit right behind the corner.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Dining Room)**

Several hours later, the snakes have few hours before the curfew and right now, Naruto was having an early dinner with Heather. "I still can't get enough of your foods, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled with a wide grin, "You're getting really good at cooking and I'm surprised that Uncle Chef let you go in his kitchen."

"Actually, I used the kitchen without his knowledge." Heather replied with a lightly blush and she look around to make sure that there was no one around that would interrupt her. The queen bee told the redhead that she wants him to taste some of her cooking but it was an excuse to be alone with him and she want to use that chance before it's too late. "…Naruto, listen…" The queen bee glanced at her childhood friend nervously, "For many years since we were little, I really care a lot about you…"

"Hai, you do." Naruto grinned, "We always care about each other since we're been together for many years, dattebayo."

"Yeah but the real reason is because I really l-l-l…" The queen bee stammered before they hear running footsteps and they turn their heads around with puzzled expression until they spot Maeve as she run toward the childhood friends. The little girl quickly climbs onto her father's laps and she shoots a glare at the queen bee with puffed cheeks.

"Don't play with daddy, nya!" Maeve pointed at the queen bee, "He's mine, nya! You can't take him away!"

"No one is taking me away, Ma-chan." The redhead ruffled the little girl's head, "We are just hanging out together, that's all there is, dattebayo."

"I don't care." The little girl muttered as she buried her face in her father's chest, "Daddy's mine, nya."

"Yes, daddy is yours." Heather patted the little girl's head, "But we want to spend some time with him and there are things that he can't do with you like…Say, watch a scary movie or going to a boring grown-up party…"

"Don't care, nya!" Maeve pouted, "Daddy will wait until I get big! We can do all things you say, nya! No one is taking daddy away!"

The queen bee sigh at her before an idea appear in her head, "Tell you what…I'll give you a chocolate bar each time I spend some time with your daddy and you can make a choice to allow me to 'play' with your daddy or not. Deal?"

"…Large bar?" The little girl furrowed her brows at the queen bee, "For each day?"

"Yes, a large chocolate bar for everyday." Heather smirked as Naruto just scratched his head, he was not sure about the result since his daughter can be very unpredictable and he hope that Maeve won't get a lot of candies or she would have a sugar rush.

"…Deal, nya!" Maeve held her hand out, "Gimme chocolate bar!"

"Sure, come with me and I'll get you one." The queen bee stood up and she lead the little girl away from the table.

"…I'm kinda confusing here, dattebayo." Naruto muttered to himself as he ate his dinner, sometime he can't understand most of his friends or the odd situations.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

Several days later, the bears were snoring in their beds until someone stretching her arms out as she left her room with a contently sigh. "Oh, I really miss the feeling of a comfortable bed." Sky smiled to herself before the loudspeaker blare loudly, killing her happy mood.

"Travelers, get up and bring your barf bag because we're gonna do a space-theme challenge in Australia!" Chris' voice laughed, "Some of you may ask about the barf bag…Well, it's because this challenge will make you want to vomit right away. McLean out!"

"…Not again…" The Cree woman's shoulders slumped with a groan.

* * *

**(Australia)**

The travelers stare at the huge centrifuge with two large colored sphere objects and several travelers swallow their saliva, realizing the giant equipments. "…Chris, are we going to do High-G training?" Harold asked.

"Kinda." Chris covered his mouth as he tried to hold his laughter back, "Teams, your challenge is…World of Barf! It's pretty simple and fast challenge since you know the rules…Do you?"

"Just don't throw up and you win the challenge when another team throws up first." Everyone deadpanned.

"Actually, I just change one rule…" The host smirked evilly, "The team loses the challenge when one of their members throws up!" The travelers dropped their jaws at the laughing host, "And to make it more interesting…The person that throw up first will be eliminated instantly!"

"Wait, what?!" Zoey held her hands up, "That is way too sudden!"

"Not on this show." Chris chuckled, "Bears, your ride is the green ball and Snakes, you're in the red."

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Ooh…" Mike groaned as he rubbed his neck, "Sometime I wonder why I signed the form to join this show…Wait a second, I don't remember that I sign up…" He gasped, "VITO!"

_***Static***_

"Not me, bro." Vito combed his hair back, "It was Chester."

* * *

"Chef, start her up!" The host grinned and the cooker turn the machine on with a sadistic smirk before the centrifuge machine start to spin around at steady pace as the speed slowly build up.

"Hey, that's not bad as I thought it wou…" Owen said with a wide smile before he scream out as the gravity suddenly push the travelers down and Chef chuckled as he remove his finger from the red button.

"How long do you think they will last for?" Chef asked.

"Dunno." Chris shrugged as they watch the spinning machine, "…Fifty bucks that Max will throw up first."

"You're on." The cooker smirked before he realize something with a blink, "…Why do we have one challenge today?"

"Dude, this centrifuge machine cost me a lot of bucks even if I got it with discount." The host replied, "There was another challenge but the producers and lawyers won't allow me to."

"…Does it involve a rocket, bomb and a moon?" Chef asked.

"…Yep, you know me." Chris nodded.

* * *

Max's face slowly stretch back with several tears and he wail loudly, pleading for the challenge to end right now.

* * *

Heather turn her head to right by force and she glance at the feral man next to her before she release a bloodcurdling scream as Ezekiel stick his tongue out with a bugged eyes, reminding her of a monster in car art.

* * *

Gwen's face turn green but she manages to hold it down and before she know it, a sweatband smack against her face. "S-S-S-Sorry, Gwen!" The clumsy jock hollered and the goth woman was glad that the headband was not sweaty and smelly, it turn out that Tyler's headband was removed by force, courtesy of the G-force.

* * *

Jo can feel the bile in her throat as it slowly come up and she quickly gulp it down with a disgusted groan. "S-S-S-Stupid S-S-S-Show a-a-a-and f-f-fuck C-C-Chris!" The jockette gritted her teeth.

"S-S-Stop t-t-this t-t-t-thing!" Courtney cried out.

* * *

Jasmine tightened her closed eyes tight as much as she can, hoping that it will take everything off her mind but the force of the gravity does not help out since she can still feel it.

* * *

Owen gags with budged cheeks as his face turn green and he swallow it down loudly, almost causing the snakes to throw up but they all managed to hold it in.

* * *

DJ release a high-pitched scream and it went on for a while until he finally pass out. Several bears glance around before they raise their eyebrows at the petite woman since Dawn was just sit there with poker face, seems to be fine with everything.

* * *

Alejandro bite his lip to distract himself from urge to throw up and he hear a ripping noise as he raise his eyebrow before Owen smash into him against the wall. The snakes scream out as the screaming oaf flew toward them, it turn out that the oaf's harnesses just got torn and there was nothing that can hold him down. Chef and Chris glance at each other and the cooker held a scissors up before they laugh together.

* * *

Zoey cover her mouth as her face turn green and she glance at the crazy woman, Izzy was giggling happily. The indie woman have no idea how the crazy woman was enjoying this twisted challenge but she know that's how Izzy is.

* * *

Duncan narrowly dodge the bouncing oaf and he smirk to himself, only to blink as he hear several ripping noise. He glances up to see that several snakes were bouncing around and he notice one thing, they all were flying toward the punk. "…I hate my life now." Duncan gulped before the snakes crash into him with several thuds and they was about to fling away but Owen smash into the group, drawing a scream of agony from the punk.

* * *

"Wow, they last longer than I thought." Chris rubbed his chin, it have been about five or six hours.

"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that one of the maggots will lose his or her lunch by now." Chef glanced at the machine, receiving a nod from the host.

"G-G-Guys, I don't think I can do it…" Tyler groaned weakly.

"You can do it, Tyler!" Cody shouted, "Just a little longer, I'm certain that the snake is gonna lo…" The clumsy jock suddenly throws up all over the floor, accidentally cover his teammates' shoes.

"…Great…" Noah muttered lowly.

"Tyler just loses his lunch!" The host announced as the cooker flicked the switch off, "That mean the Vomiting Bear is today's loser and Tyler is going home tonight!"

"…And here goes our comfortable night." The aspiring Olympian groaned, earning a lot of nods from her teammates.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Here's your money." Chris handed the cash bag to the clumsy jock as he sat down in the lifeboat, "Any last words before you go?"

"Well, yes, I want to know what's up with the go…" Tyler attempted to ask the host something but the cooker just drop the lifeboat into the sea without any warning.

"…You're not gonna stop cut everyone off, are you?" The host asked.

"Never." Chef smirked and the host gives him a thumb-up with a cheesy grin.

* * *

**(Bridge)**

"I bet you all didn't see that coming!" Chris grinned with a lightly chuckle, "Four teams have become two teams and two travelers come back for another shot, which fit the Phase Two! Right now, it doesn't look good for the Vomiting Bear because the bad guys are beating them right off the bat! So far, we just saw that some certain people are getting along with each other in the Bear team…"

"Chris, what about the crazy maggot?" Chef hollered from the wheel before he notice his co-worker's look, "…Yeah, you're right…She would get along with everyone as long as she have her whisker times…Which I still don't approve!"

"Yeah, yeah, I know." The host rolled his eyes before he clear his throat, "Anyway…Here are the questions…Will the bears fight back? How long will it take until Naruto take a hint that the girls like him more than a friend…"

"I STILL DON'T APPROVE THEM!" The cooker shouted.

"Chef, shush!" Chris shushed the cooker, "…Where will we go to next? What kind of challenges will the travelers face next? Who will join the boat of losers? Will there be another increase in cash bag? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

It was late at night and the redhead was enjoying his bowl of ramen before he hear someone enter the room, causing him to glance up to see that it was his father. "Hey, tou-san, what's up?" Naruto smiled.

"Nothing much, just grabs something to eat." Chris shrugged as he sat down in front of his son and they just eat their dinner until the host suddenly banging his forehead on the table, earning a raised eyebrow from the redhead.

"Tou-san, what's wrong?" The redhead asked with concern.

"Naruto, how can you be this dense?!" The host threw his hands up, "Not even Kushina was this dense!"

"…What are you talking about?" Naruto tilted his head.

"…Tell me, can you tell if anyone like you more than a friend?" Chris rubbed his temples.

"Hai." The redhead nodded confusingly, "Why are you changing the topic?"

"I'm not changing the topic." The host groaned, "If you can tell that anyone like you, what if it's someone that you know?"

"Yeah, but I'm sure that there's no one that are into me here, dattebayo." Naruto sipped his bowl.

"…YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!" Chris threw his hands up with a scream as the redhead blinked at his father's antic, "HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT! THE WAY THEY ALL LOOK AT YOU?! HELL, SOME OF THEM THREW THEMSELVES AT YOU AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT?! YOU ARE THE DENSEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD!"

"…What the hell are you talking about?" The redhead raised his eyebrow, still sipping his ramen.

"…There are ten people that love you more than a friend and it kept went on for years!" The host pinched the bridge of his nose, "It's getting too old and I'm tired of it! Naruto, please think back on everything you do with the girls…Heather, Gwen, Bridgette, Ella, Dawn, Zoey, Izzy, Sky, Amy and Blaineley! Think! Please, for love of Kushina, think about it!"

"Um…" Naruto rubbed his chin in deep thought as he think back for a while, "…I still don't see what you're talking about, dattebayo. All I do is just hanging out with them, going on a mock date, etc…"

'Kushina, we create a densest boy in the whole world…' Chris sobbed to himself mentally, "Naruto…They all love you more than a friend! They want to go out with you! Be in a relationship with you! Going out on a date with you! Doing all these jazz with you! They all love you! LOVE YOU!"

"If it's another trick of yours, I'm not falling for…" The redhead slowly trailed off as many memories popped in his head, "…OH…" Naruto's eyes slowly widened.

"And he finally got it after years…" The host buried his face in hands with a silent sob.

"MY…" The redhead took a deep breath.

"Uh-oh…" Chris quickly covered his ears with a deadpan expression.

"KAAAAAAAMI, DATTEBAYOOOOOOO!" Naruto's scream echoed throughout the ocean and it even reach to the space.

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_Vomiting Bear: Cody, Dawn, DJ, Ella, Gwen, Izzy, Jasmine, Max, Noah, Sky, Zoey_

_Farting Snake: Amy, Alejandro, Courtney, Blaineley, Bridgette, Duncan, Ezekiel, Harold, Heather, Jo, Mike, Naruto, Owen, Scott_

_Eliminated: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Brick, Cameron, Dakota, Dave, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler_

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_**Random WDL Fact: The team's names were going to be based off the cards but it was later change to animals since some names were kinda off to me. Bleeding Ace, Golden Spade, Killer Club, Singing Heart, Screaming King, Laughing Jack, Killer Joker, Frowning Queen.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-seven chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Surprise! Four teams have been merging into two teams and it's heroes vs. villains! I bet that some of you didn't see this one coming! Love it? Hate it?**

**Owen and Max's return: Yes, they are back for another chance! Did you saw this one coming, too? But the question is…Will they make it to the end or not? Who know?**

**Maeve: Before anyone jump at me about how she accept it right away by making deal with Heather, it's because she is four and I heard that the four years old children have a random personality since they are still developing. Like most children, she'll do anything to get candies since she love them but don't think that it'll going to be easy for the girls since Maeve may might change her mind…maybe…**

**It's about damn time that Naruto find out that the girls like him more than a friend, all thank to Chris! I guess he finally got tired of his son's dense nature like the rest of the travelers. I wonder what will happen next? Who know?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	38. Odyssey: Heroes vs Villains

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Wow, a lot of reviews on Naruto's discovery. I guess that was the highlight of the pervious chapter.**

**Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Coldblue: 3) I dunno if it's a curse but all I know is that it all start when Chris accidentally killed Igor's mother. Hmm… 4) Maybe there will be one, maybe there won't be one. We'll see. 5) Maybe…But they really don't stay there long enough for anyone to show up…That and I'm pretty sure Chris won't allow anyone to go near his show since it will be very distracting for everyone.**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-eight chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 38: Odyssey: Heroes vs. Villains**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, four teams had become two teams and two travelers, Owen and Max, have return to the show for another shot at first-place reward!" Chris grinned, "It was an old-fashioned standoff between heroes and villains as they deck it out throughout the challenges and we just saw three bears take a plummet into the sea. Hooray for the villains!" He snickered for a while, "Our questions are…Will the snakes keep their winning streak or will the bears break it? What kind of challenges will they face next? Are the challenges tough and-slash-or sick? How many victims will drop out in the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Naruto's Room)**

Duncan and Alejandro stare at the redhead with raised eyebrows, Naruto was curling in a ball on his bed as he cover his face with both of his hands. "How long has he being like that for?" Duncan asked.

"Five or six days, give or take." Alejandro shrugged before he clear his throat, "…Aniki, what's the matter?"

"…I'm the biggest idiot in the whole world, dattebayo." Naruto mumbled behind his hands, "…No, in the whole universe! I'm so ashamed of myself!"

"What do you mean?" The punk raised his eyebrow.

"…Chris told me something and I can't believe it…" The redhead muttered, "There are ten people on this ship that like me, dattebayo…I don't get it!" He uncovered his face to reveal that his face was so red, "What did I do to get their attention?! Tell me why?!"

"…Toma.." Duncan said before Alejandro quickly covers his mouth.

"When you said ten people, do you mean Sky, Zoey, Blaineley, Ella, Gwen, Dawn, Heather, Amy, Bridgette and Izzy?" The Latino villain asked.

"…Wait, how did you know?!" Naruto cried out, "I never said it was them, dattebayo!"

"Dude…" The punk deadpanned, "Everyone know that they all have a thing for you for many years and you were the only one that don't notice it…Even pre-feral Ezekiel can spot it from miles away."

"Yes, that's true." Alejandro nodded, "But I'm more surprised that Chris was the one who told you…" He rubbed his chin, "I always thought that one of the girls was gonna lose it and shout right in your face for being this dense person."

"…Are you…" The redhead twitched with dropped jaw, "Kidding me?! Again, what the hell did I do to get their attention? All I did was being myself, dattebayo!"

"And being yourself was the reason why they all fall for you." Duncan and Alejandro deadpanned in unison.

"Oh man…" Naruto groaned into his hands, "…Wait…Do they still like me or is it one of these fleeting crush…"

"Nope." His friends replied without missing a beat, "They still love you."

"…Ugh…" The redhead groaned, "That mean I have to make a choice in the future?" They nodded at him, "Fuck my life, dattebayo."

"Suck to be you, whisker." The punk crossed his arms and Alejandro was about to say something but the loudspeaker cut him off with a ding.

"Attention, we are going to be in Spain soon!" Chris' voice spoke out of the PA, "So…Let's go!"

"I hope the challenge will take it off my mind, dattebayo." Naruto sighed and he never notices the fact that his close friends just traded a glance with shaking heads.

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**(Spain)**

The travelers gather in front of their host and several travelers glance at the sheet-covered objects right next to Chef. "Travelers, today's challenge is…" Chris snapped his fingers as Chef removed the sheet to reveal two tables with outline of bodies, "Monster-Stein Hunting! Each team has to find ten hidden pieces and put them together to form a monster. But it won't be like your normal puzzle hunt because some pieces will have a mini-challenge that you have to beat in order to earn a piece!"

"Are the mini-challenge for team or individual?" Bridgette asked.

"Bear, your monster is the vampire." The host ignored the surfer woman, "Snake, your creature is the werewolf…First team to compete their monster win the challenge and the loser will see me at the elimination ceremony! You may start your hunt…" Chef ranged the gong, "NOW!" The travelers took off right away before the host turn around to his co-worker with puzzled expression, "Where did you get this gong from?"

"It was already there in first place." Chef shrugged.

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Mike, Owen and Jo search around for any piece of their monster and it wasn't long enough until they stumble across a large mat with the intern. "What's up with the mat?" Jo raised her eyebrow.

"Maybe it's wrestling or something?" Owen scratched his head.

"To earn a piece, you must pass the challenge that Chris have set up." The intern gestured at fifty people, "One person from your team must beat fifty people in chicken fight…And it have to be done in one go! If you lose, the challenge will reset and you can try again and again until you beat them all."

"…That's impossible!" Mike shouted before he shiver with a gasp as Chester take over, "…Ah, blast! I'll do the damn challenge and I don't give a damn if the whippersnappers want their turn!"

"Say what…" The jockette snarled with narrowed eyes but the unpredictable man just take his place as he hop on his left leg and the fifty people hop toward him.

"Good luck, buddy, you can do it!" The oaf cheered before Chester fall down with a yelp.

"Rematch!" Chester quickly got up on his feet and Jo just facepalmed.

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"DJ, Cody, I found the head." Ella carried the vampire's head that she just found behind the large boulder before she notice something, "…Guys, what are you doing?"

"D-D-Don't tell anyone what you just saw…" DJ shivered as he slowly eats toward the geek with pocky stick, holding up by their mouth.

"Please!" Cody sobbed, it turn out that they were doing a challenge and they have to eat it down to one centimeter to earn a vampire piece.

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Naruto and Scott look around in the abandoned warehouse for a while. "Scott, any luck over there?" Naruto hollered across the large building.

"Nah…" Scott shouted back before he spot something under large rubble and he shuffle though the rubbles until he find a werewolf limb. "Found it!" The scheming farmer carried it with a smug smirk as he walk toward to the redhead before he notice a large shadow and he glance over his shoulder to see Fang with a chainsaw. "…Aww, here we go again!" Scott quickly tossed the piece to Naruto and he ran away with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by the mutated creature.

"They are sure getting along with each other very well, dattebayo." The redhead ignored the screaming scheming farmer with a lightly chuckle.

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**(Confessional)**

"I hate the freak shark so much." Scott shivered in fetus position, "Why do Chris have to bring him back in this season?!"

_***Static***_

"Because he likes Fang." Chef grunted with crossed arms.

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"Your challenge is to drink this bottle in one shot." The intern pushed the giant bottle across the table and Harold paled at the sight of bubbling green liquid.

"D-D-Did Chef made it?" Harold stuttered.

"Yes." The intern nodded and the nerd took a sip before he freeze up for a while until he pass out.

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"To win the piece, you must beat the champion in arm-wrestle game." The intern said and Dawn glance up at the giant man with bulky arms before she glance at her arms. "…Do you want handicap or not?"

"Yes, please." Dawn replied and the giant man held his bulky pinky out.

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Blaineley pull the werewolf's head out under the tree's large root and she was about to walk away but a snare trap suddenly fling her up in air before she land in the lake, infested with mutated piranhas.

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Gwen run away with the piece with a frightened scream as Chef-robot chase her down and she duck under the flying knives, attempting to get away from the psycho robot.

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"Your challenge is…" The intern gestured at beach, "Find five buried chests!"

"…That's it?" Jo stomped over to the beach with a scoff, "That is way too ea…" The mine launched her up in air.

"…And watch out for the traps…" The intern gulped nervously, only to run away from the angry jockette.

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"Noah, to earn the piece, you must make out with the bear." The intern looked up from her cue card and the bookworm glance at the bear, wearing a pink dress as the creature applying a red lipstick.

"…Oh, wonderful…" Noah groaned before the bear grab his collar.

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"How long have he been at it for?" Duncan asked.

"About two to three hours." Bridgette replied.

"REMATCH!" Chester shook his fist at the hoping people, the unpredictable man refuse to give up in the chicken fight.

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Max climb up the cliff with a shiver and he never notice that Izzy and Zoey were standing at the top of the cliff. "Do we tell him that we already completed the challenge?" Zoey glanced at the crazy woman.

"Nah!" Izzy juggled the piece up with a giggle.

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"How long do you think it will take until they come back?" Chris glanced at Chef and the cooker was about to say something but the host hear several footsteps, causing him to glance over his shoulder to see two racing teams before they quickly get to their table as they try to put their monster together. "Never mind, Chef, they're back! But the question is who will complete their monster first?"

"Give me the left arm!" Courtney barked as her team quickly put the werewolf together.

"Hurry, hurry!" Sky assembled the vampire with her teammates quickly.

"Yes, we are gonna win…" Harold grinned before he notice something, "Wait a second, where's the right hand?" It turned out that they only have nine pieces and the CIT was about to shout out but the cheer cut her off.

"We're done here!" Jasmine cheered with her team.

"The winner is the Vomiting Bear!" The host grinned as he turned his head to the snakes, "Farting Snake, I'll see you at the…" He paused to blink at the team confusingly, "…Where's Mike?"

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"Mike, the challenge is over…" The intern rubbed his neck.

"The challenge is not over until I say so and I'm not Mike, dammit!" Chester shook his fist, lying on the ground.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Everyone but Mike and Bridgette have their fresh shrimps." Chris jiggled the last shrimp in his hand with a cheesy grin as he stared at the two nervous snakes, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The surfer woman bit her nails nervously.

"…" The unpredictable man squirmed in his seat.

"…Bridgette!" The host flicked the shrimp at the said traveler before he toss the cash bag to the unpredictable man, "Mike, here's your cash. Any last words?"

"Yea…" Mike attempted to say something but the cooker suddenly toss him into the lifeboat and it drop into the sea.

"Get out of here, whoever you are!" Chef shouted as he stomped away, "Stupid personalities always get me confusing."

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**(Maeve's Room)**

"Where's daddy?" The little girl pouted with crossed arms as her mother tucked her in, "I want a bedtime story, nya."

"Daddy is out with his friends for another sleepover, sweeties." Gwen smiled sheepishly, "Tell mommy what kind of story do you want?"

"Um…" Maeve tilted her head, "…Story with princess, nya!"

"Sure." The goth woman giggled, "…Once upon a time in…"

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**(Cargo Hold)**

"Stupid tiger…" Heather glared at the giant tiger as Naruto snoring against the creature's stomach and the queen bee swear that Tora was giving her a smug smirk. She shake her head in disbelief as she look around and she just notice that Bridgette was near her, sneak a few glance at the sleeping redhead before the queen bee narrow her eyes at the surfer woman. "…Don't think about it." She growled.

"W-What?" Bridgette glanced at the queen bee.

"I know what you are trying to do." The queen bee crossed her arms with a deadly growl, "You are trying to get back together with idiot…But it won't work at all."

"Say you, I still have a chance because he just forgives me for what happened years ago." The surfer woman muttered.

"Yeah, but I don't forgive you at all." Heather scowled, "I'm still pissed off at you for hurt him and I won't let you hurt him again…"

"I know you are." Bridgette sighed, "But what if he decides to give me another chance?"

"Then I'll break your neck as soon as you hurt him again and I'm really serious." The queen bee growled angrily at the paled surfer woman, "UGH! I'm out of here!" Heather stomped away to get far away from the surfer woman, the queen bee really don't like the klutzy girl at all.

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**(Dining Room)**

Several days later, the travelers were having their breakfast and several travelers notice that the redhead get a little jittery. "Naruto, what's your plan for the afternoon if we don't have any challenge today?" Sky asked with a smile.

"Um…" Naruto blushed as he remembered his father's revelation, "W-W-W-Well, I'm gonna…"

"Daddy, look, nya!" Maeve suddenly held a paper up, unawake of the fact that she just save her father from embarrassing himself.

"What's that?" The redhead looked at the paper to see a childish drawing, "Is that us?"

"Yes, it's us and everyone, nya!" The little girl grinned widely and her father was about to say something but the PA cut him off with a feedback.

"Travelers, guess where are we going to be in?" Chris' voice rang out, "Sweden! So you better get ready now!"

"Well, I guess that's our plan for the afternoon, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously and the Cree woman nodded at him with a raised eyebrow.

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**(Sweden)**

The travelers stared at the giant box with confusing expressions and they glance at their host, waiting for him to answer their unasked question. "Today we will have three challenges." Chris grinned, "The team that wins two out of three challenges wins and the losing team will have to drop one of their members into the sea of loser! Our first challenge?" The host gestured at the box, "Drop Lotto! There are nine squares and Chef will draw a number from the lottery machine, if a certain number appear on the ball…For example, if Chef get number five, the person who stand on fifth square will drop into the box and is eliminated from the game! Last person standing score one for his or her team!"

"Chris, quick question." Owen raised his hand, "You said that there are nine squares…Does that mean one team will have one more person than other team?"

"Yes and the Vomiting Bear will have five players since they have few members." The host replied, "The Snake's players are…" He glanced at his clipboard, "Ezekiel, Harold, Blaineley and Amy. The Bear's players are…Max, Sky, Gwen, Cody and Zoey."

"Go for the corners!" Courtney barked as her teammates walk toward the large box with the bears, "It's less likely that they will get one, three, seven or nine!"

"But it can happen, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "Anything can happen on this show."

"Whisker's right." Duncan grunted.

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**(Confessional)**

"That sucks…" Gwen blew her hair up with crossed arms, "Good thing that Chris didn't pick Naruto because of his luck."

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"Brace yourself because we're gonna start it now!" Chris announced as the lottery machine start to shuffle though the balls until the first ball roll out and the players stare at the cooker nervously.

"The number is…" Chef smirked, "Lucky seven!" Ezekiel glance at his feet to see that he was standing on seven and before he know it, the feral man fall down in the pit with a yelp as they hear snapping mousetraps.

"…Is there anything under us?" Amy deadpanned as the smirking host gave her a nod, "Totally know it."

"Two!" The cooker called out and Cody falls into the bear-infested pit with a bloodcurdling scream.

"Ooh, he's gonna feel this one in the morning…" The host chuckled evilly.

"Next number…" Chef glanced at the new ball, "…Four!"

"Oh no…" Harold paled before he falls down and the travelers can hear a roar, followed by a high-pitched scream.

"Chef, if you want to, you can call two numbers at once to speed thing up." Chris grinned.

"Good…" The cooker smirked evilly, "The numbers are…Nine and three!" Gwen and Max drop into the box with a scream and the travelers wince at the bloodcurdling screams. "Five and eight!" Blaineley and Sky suddenly fall down into the pit and it was down to Zoey and Amy.

"What's the final number?" The host asked.

"It's…" Chef glanced at the ball as the two players glanced at each other nervously, "…Six!" Zoey gasped as she glance at her square before it open under her feet, sending her into the shark-infested pit with a scream.

"Amy scored one for her team!" Chris announced with a chuckle, "Teams, get your fallen teammates and meet me at the next location for your second challenge!"

"I hope the next challenge's not tough…" DJ gulped nervously.

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"Our second challenge is…" The host gestured at Chef as he patted huge cannon, "Extreme Dodgeball! All you have to do is just dodge the fierce balls that Chef will launch from his cannon."

"All of us?" Jasmine asked.

"Yes, all of you." Chris smirked, "Team with most survivors win the challenge…Chef, fire!"

"Wait, I'm not…" Cody cried out before the ball smash into his groin, causing him to scream out in agony. Before they know it, Owen, Max and Bridgette flew out of the area with a scream as the cooker kept firing his cannon at the screaming travelers with a sadistic laughter and DJ duck under the ball before the second ball smash into his face, knocking him out in process.

"Yo, is it possible to take Chef out…" Duncan attempted to ask the host something but the ball flew into his stomach, send him flying away.

"Nope." The host chuckled and the cooker just took Dawn, Noah, Ella, Harold, Heather and Jo out without missing a beat. Sky jump over the ball, never notice that it just hit Courtney in the back and the Cree woman was about to dodge another ball but the third ball hit her arm out of nowhere. Scott was next to be ousted, followed by Amy and Gwen. "Ooh, that doesn't look good for the bears right now."

"That is way too ea…" Blaineley smirked to herself before the ball smash into her face, launching her out to the sideline. Jasmine duck under the flying ball before another ball hit her leg and Zoey was about to jump over the same ball but the second ball hit her in face.

"Keep it up, Izzy, you can do it!" Ella called out as Chef took Ezekiel out and the crazy woman kept dodging the balls, never notice that several balls just hit Alejandro all over.

"A showdown between Izzy and Naruto, who will…" Chris grinned before Izzy flew over his head with the ball as the host blinked confusingly, "…Never mind, Naruto just score another one for his team…" He sighed, "That's two to zero and I guess we don't have to do the third challenge…"

"Damn, I was looking forward to the next challenge." Chef grumbled.

"Me too, I want to see them lose their breakfast all over again when they eat some of your gross foods." The host pouted as the travelers glanced at each other nervously, "…Anyway, bears, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony."

"…All of sudden, I'm very glad that we don't have to do the third challenge." Zoey whispered to her teammates, receiving several nods.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"I just got the result of the voting and whoever doesn't get the shrimp will get in the loser-boat, rowing all way home." Chris grinned at the bears, "The shrimps go to…" Chef flicked the shrimps at the travelers as the host called their names out, "Ella, Izzy, Dawn, DJ, Jasmine, Sky, Gwen, Zoey and Noah…" He glanced at Max and Cody, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The geek fidgeted nervously.

"…" The aspiring villain sweated with a nervous gulp.

"…Max!" The host announced.

"Figure, I was pretty unlucky tod…" Cody sighed before the cooker suddenly tosses him into the lifeboat with the cash bag and the boat drop into the sea.

"YOU BETTER SEND ME THE WEDDING INVITATION!" Chef shouted over the rail.

"Now with that out of the way..." Chris turned his head to the cooker, "Go find the snakes and tell them that they have another challenge!"

"Say what?!" The bears gasped in shock.

"Yeah, because the challenges this morning was pretty short to me so…" The host smirked, "I decided to do one more challenge!"

"Oh great…" Gwen deadpanned.

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The travelers stand in front of their host with a grumble and the host was enjoying it, knowing that he just ruin their day once again. "Today we have another elimination challenge…" Chris ignored the travelers' protests with a cheesy grin, "And it's Boat Race! One person from each team will drive the boat, pick five members up as they race each other around the Chrisship while they try to avoid a few obstacles. Team that crosses the finish line with all of their members wins the race!"

"Is there gold reward?" Courtney asked with crossed arms.

"Nope." The host rolled his eyes before he clears his throat as he pulls his clipboard out, "Zoey, you are the bear's driver and Snake, your driver is Harold. The bear's members will Sky, Noah, Max, Jasmine and Izzy. Harold, the snake's players that will join you are Ezekiel, Owen, Alejandro, Naruto and Bridgette."

"Sweet, I can't wait to show off my mad skill at the boat race!" Harold puffed his chest out, "I went to Pete's Boat Racing Camp and I was the…"

"Chef, please send the lucky members out and get the boats ready!" Chris cut the nerd off.

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**(Confessional)**

"Boat race?" Duncan snorted, "It's so lame."

_***Static***_

"I hate games…" Maeve pouted childishly, "They make mommy and daddy busy, nya!"

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**(Ocean)**

"On my mark…" The host held his hand up as Harold and Zoey started their boats on, "And…GO!" The boats quickly took off and it wasn't long enough until they pick up their first players, Owen and Jasmine, as they race each other across the water in snake's lead.

"Huh?" Jasmine glanced around, "Funny, I thought there will be any traps."

Zoey was about to give her reply but she notices something in the distance, "What's that over there?" It was a large black ball and the snake's boat just nicked it as Harold swerve around before the ball explode right away, causing several huge waves.

"MINEFIELD!" Owen cried out with a bloodcurdling scream as the boats weaved around several floating mines before the snake's boat reach the second buoy and Naruto quickly join them, taking off as soon as the bear pick Noah up. "Whoo!" The oaf bounced on his feet excitingly as the boat rocking around with worried snakes, "We are in lead! How many more guys left?"

"Three, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he glanced around before his eyes widened right away, "Watch out! FALLING ROCKS!"

"What rock?" Harold raised his eyebrow with a snort, "There's noth…" A boulder lands right near the boat with a huge splash, drawing a lot of screams from the travelers as the boats maneuvering around to avoid the falling boulders.

"WHERE THE HELL IS IT COMING FROM?!" Noah shouted out.

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"It's about time we use that catapult." Chris chuckled evilly as the cooker push another boulder into the catapult with a grunt.

"Yeah, I was starting to think that we were not gonna use it." Chef launched the boulder up in air with a grunt.

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Ezekiel stare at the water with a drool as the fishes swim under the buoy, his stomach keeping rumbling for a while and he didn't have lunch yet. He slowly lift his hand up before he swipe underwater, attempting to grab the fish and he never notice an odd look from Sky. The aspiring Olympian opens her mouth to say something but the boat pulls up right next to the buoy. "Hurry, get in!" Max shouted in the bear's boat, Zoey just overtake Harold early when they were picking their third members up and she was lucky that she went right to avoid a huge boulder, armed with explosives.

"Okay, I'm in." Sky rolled her eyes as she takes her seat and the bear's boat took off right away before the snake's boat finally shows up.

"Quick, Ezekiel, hop aboard!" Alejandro called out and the feral man just held his index finger up as he tried to grab the fish in the water before the snakes quickly pull the squirming feral man in.

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"Zoey now have everyone on her boat and Harold is getting closer on her after he just picked Bridgette up, it look like a neck-to-neck race." Chris grinned, "Or is it tentacle-smashing-boat race?" He paused to check his cue card again, "…Seriously, who's the writer? We need to fire this guy!"

"Wait…" Courtney glanced at her host with a raised eyebrow, "What tentacle?" As soon as she finished her sentence, a huge tentacle shoot out of the ocean and it start to flail around as it tried to take the boats down.

"That one." The host grinned, "We decide to let Mr. Tentacle out since he was feeling a little cramped in the cage.

"INCOMING!" Owen pointed at the swinging tentacle and the snake's boat managed to dodge it as the boats get closer to the finishing line.

"Yes, yes, that is my moment!" Harold laughed to himself, never notice that Mr. Tentacle just create an huge wave and before the snakes know it, the boat flip around as the snakes fall into the water with a yelp and the bear's boat cross the finishing line.

"The winner is Vomiting Bear!" Chris announced as the said team cheered together, "Snake, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony in ten minutes."

"Nooo, my moment, it's gone!" The nerd wailed and several snakes just rolled their eyes at him.

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**(Deck)**

"After checked the result, I'm pretty surprised with it." The host shook his head at the travelers, "Shocking, I tell you, very shocking. The travelers that receive shrimps are safe for another day and they are…" Chef passed the shrimps out as the host called their names out, "Blaineley, Duncan, Alejandro, Owen, Heather, Naruto, Scott, Jo, Bridgette, Amy and Courtney…" He glanced at Harold and Ezekiel, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The nerd stared at the final shrimp.

"…" The feral man scratched his head with his foot.

"…Harold!" Chris announced as the snakes gasped in shock, "Yeah, pretty shocking and I thought I was getting used to it by now." He noticed that Ezekiel was growling angrily before the host pulls the cash bag out, "Look here, boy, here's a cash bag!" The host whistled as the feral man hop on his feet before Chris throws the bag in the lifeboat, "FETCH!" Ezekiel dove into the lifeboat and the cooker quickly drops it in the ocean. "Keep your eyes on the lifeboat!" Chris quickly ran toward the bridge.

"Aye!" Chef kept his eyes on the feral man in the lifeboat as the Chrisship sped away from the small boat, "And he's gone now…Good thing he was counting his bucks." He was glad that he doesn't have to go through another season with a stowaway.

* * *

**(Cargo Hold)**

"Ugh…" Blaineley groaned as the crates slid across the cold floor, "I hate this stupid place!"

"Yeah, yeah, we heard you for the fifth time…" Amy glared at the blonde woman with a grumble, "Hag."

"Hey, I'm not this old, you…" The blonde woman shoot her a deadly glare as she tried to find something to insult the evil twin before she point at Amy's chest with a smug smirk, "Washboard."

"…You bitch." The evil twin growled angrily, "I'm not flat!"

"Are you sure?" Blaineley taunted, "It's so small that I can't even see them…"

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Amy tackled the blonde woman and they rolled around, calling names as they tried to shove each other away.

"Here we go again." Jo deadpanned with bored expression, it have happened several times before and she know that it will take about few minutes until one of them call for a truce.

"Truce!" The blonde woman squirmed in arm lock with a gasp.

"Truce." The evil twin released her as they break away and they sit against the wall.

'Totally called it." The jockette rolled her eyes.

"…Washboard."

"Hag…"

"…BRING IT ON!" Blaineley tackled the screaming evil twin.

"I'm surrounding by buffoons." Jo facepalmed.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

Several days later, the blaring horn echoed throughout the hallway and the grumbling bears stumble out of their rooms with scowls. "Travelers, get in the helicopter because we're going to Iraq!" Chris' voice rang out, "McLean out!"

"Ugh…" Noah pinched the bridge of his nose, "I can't wait until this season is over and done with."

"I'm with you, man." DJ rubbed his neck with a sigh.

* * *

**(Iraq)**

The travelers raise their eyebrows at thousands of sand dunes and their host show up with an evil grin as several travelers glance at each other nervously. "Today's challenge is pretty simple…" Chris chuckled, "Picture Puzzle! All you have to do is find ten pieces of a picture, marked with your team's logo, and put them together to form a picture! First team to complete their puzzle wins the challenge and the loser will face another elimination ceremony!"

"Oh man, we're so dropping like a hotcake…" Owen rubbed his stomach, "…Can we get some hotcake?"

"Nope." The host deadpanned, "Anyway…The pieces are buried within those dunes and you have to dig for them…Watch out for some traps within the dunes. Get ready…DIG!" The teams quickly run over to the dunes and the host snickered with his co-worker.

"You got to kidding me…" Courtney mumbled angrily as she thrust her shovel into the first dune, "We have to dig though all of these d…" The dune exploded right in her face, launching the screaming CIT up in air.

"I hope that's the right one." Ella whispered to herself nervously as she dig into her dune before the mutated cockroach burst out with a screech and the princess wannabe ran away with a scream.

"How long do you think it will take for us find one piece?" Sky glanced at the goth woman.

"I dunno, about one or two hours?" Gwen shrugged as she dug the dune before she blink at the bear's piece, lying on her shovel. "…Never mind. I found one."

"Hey, guys!" Scott hollered at his team as he waved the piece in his hand, "I found one over here!"

"Good, we have nine more…" Duncan attempted to say something but the giant meatball flew out of the dune, smashing into the punk's stomach as he flew away with a painful grunt and the travelers stared at the punk's dune with weird looks.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I really hate this kind of challenges…" Max crossed his arms with a sneer, "Traps everywhere! No matter where I dig, I always triggered the traps! How many more episodes do I have to do?!"

_***Static***_

"One thing that I'm really happy is that we're pretty almost done with this show since there are only twenty-two of us now." Heather grumbled, "I always hate Total Drama. Why did we signed up in first place?!"

* * *

Jo shove her shovel into the dune and it explode under her feet as she flew up in air with a bloodcurdling scream before she land on another dune, set several explosives off in process.

* * *

DJ poke the dune nervously as he glances around for anything but there was no trap and he take a few steps with a grin before he suddenly fall down in the pit.

* * *

Alejandro dig his dune for a while until he hit something solid and he peek inside the hole, only to get punch in face by the robot.

* * *

Dawn pull a piece out and she wipe some sand off the picture's piece, never notice that Noah just ran past her as he tried to put the fire on his head out. The bookworm was unlucky to trigger the flamethrower trap.

* * *

Harold glances at two dunes before he chooses the right dune and he raises his eyebrow at the shaking dune. A roaring bear burst out with a revving chainsaw as the nerd scream loudly before he run away, chasing by the creature.

* * *

Sky walk toward the next dune after she gave the piece to Gwen and she was about to dig the dune but the springboard suddenly launch her up in air as the aspiring Olympian cry out in shock.

* * *

Naruto was digging the dune until he hear someone call out for him, "Idiot, do you need help or not?" Heather asked with tapping foot.

"Um…" Naruto was about to say something but the clang caught his attention and he glance down to see a piece of picture. "Oh, I found one, dattebayo! I better give it to Big O right away!" The redhead quickly ran away with a faintly blush, he was still having hard time accepting the idea that the girls like him in more than one way.

"Ugh…" The queen bee groaned, here goes her plan to catch his attention. She never notice that the jockette just on fling away from the explosive for the tenth times.

* * *

Jasmine walk over to the other dune after she dug the previous dune and before she know it, Izzy fling into her as they fall down together, courtesy of Chef-Robot. The giant woman and the crazy woman scream out frightened as they quickly get up on their feet and they run away from the chasing robot.

* * *

Scott thrust his shovel into the dune and it wasn't long enough until an arm shoot out of the dune, grabbing the scheming farmer's neck. The dune slowly part away to reveals Fang with a maniacal grin. "NO!" Scott screamed, "NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!" The mutated shark start to beat the poor scheming farmer up with a spiky bat and several travelers slowly back away from the psycho shark after they witnessed the scene.

* * *

Max run around, screaming his head off as his teammates tried to put the fire out and the aspiring villain kept cursing the host mentally since it was his fault for placing ten flamethrowers in one dune.

* * *

The teams ran toward to the tables as they race each other after they found all of their pieces and they start to work on their picture puzzle. "HURRY, GIMME THAT!" Courtney barked at her team, turning the pieces around to match each other.

"Hand me this one!" Gwen pointed at a certain piece and Zoey quickly toss it to her.

"Ooh, look like another close race again." Chris rubbed his chin, "I wonder who will complete their puz…"

"We're done here!" The goth woman called out before she raise her eyebrow at the picture of Chris' grinning face and the host glanced at the bear's picture to make sure it was done like she just said.

"I hate it when they kept cut me off." The host mumbled under his breath before he clear his throat, "The Vomiting Bear wins the challenge! Snakes, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony!"

"…I really don't know who to vote for, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to Alejandro and the Latino villain gave him a slightly nod.

"FUUUUUU…." The CIT growled angrily as her face turned red.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Okay, I just got the results and the shrimps go to…" Chris grinned at the snakes as Chef handed them the shrimps, "Owen, Naruto, Amy, Alejandro, Duncan, Courtney, Heather, Blaineley, Scott and Bridgette." He turned his head to Jo and Harold, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The jockette glared at the host with a scowl.

"…" The nerd squirmed in his seat nervously.

"…Harold!" The host announced as he tossed the cash bag to the gasping jockette, "Jo, here's your nine hundred thousand bucks!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jo shouted at her former team with a snarl, "YOU'LL REG…"

"Shut your trap and get out of here!" Chef tossed the jockette in the lifeboat before he drops it in the sea, "Be grateful that you have nine hundred grand bucks!"

* * *

**(Sundeck)**

Naruto stare at the sky in deep thought, he still can't believe that there are ten girls that have a crush on him at same time and he really don't know what to do. It's true that he have been thinking about dating someone again but he can't do it because he know that the result will leave a lot of heartbreaks…"Daddy, what happen next?" The redhead glanced down at his daughter, sitting on his lap as she stares at the storybook in his hands before her eyes shifts to him. "Daddy, what's wrong?"

"Oh, gomen." Naruto scratched his head sheepishly, "I was just thinking about something."

"Like what?" Maeve asked.

"Um…" The redhead gulped with shifty eyes, he can't tell her since she's too young to understand and he was afraid about her reaction if she find out about the truth. "Ah!" He snapped his fingers, "What kind of movie will I do next, dattebayo!"

"Ooh, ooh, do funny one, nya!" The little girl threw her arms up with a giggle, "I love funny movies, nya!"

"Hai, I will." Naruto ruffled her hair up with a grin while in his head, he was banging his head on the wall as he wonder why he has a dramatic life and when will the drama end for him? That and he wonder about Maeve's feeling if he end up with someone else than Gwen because to him, nothing is more important than his daughter's happiness. '…What did I do in last life to deserve this dramatic and crazy life?!'

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

A week went by and the travelers were enjoying their breakfast as they watch Naruto try to come up with some excuse as soon as the women asked him for a kinda-date. "Um…" Naruto glanced around for anything until he realized that Maeve was still in her bed, "Oh, I better check on Ma-chan, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled nervously before he run away with paled face as several certain women groaned, they all found out that Chris told the redhead early and let's say that Chris have to stay in Sick Bay for a while.

"Oh, I wish Chris shouldn't tell him about it." Ella sighed and the women nodded at her.

"I don't get it." Harold whispered to the male travelers, "Don't he see how lucky he is to get ten babes at same time? If it was me, I would…"

"Dude, I say he's not lucky." Duncan cut the nerd off with a grunt, "It's a real life, not some crap from manga or something like that."

"What do you mean?" The nerd crossed his arms with a scoff.

"One, he's not pervert like you." The punk started to explain as he count with his fingers, "Two, he have a kid and knowing him, he actually consider pipsqueak's feeling. I mean, how would you feel if you suddenly find out that your parent are not married and you may end up with a stepmother…And three, our country don't allow polygamy because it's the law. It's really hard on him because he only can pick one person and I think he can't do it since he doesn't want to hurt anyone. It's just how he is."

"Yeah, I agree with him." Noah muttered before he turns to the punk with a raised eyebrow, "And since when do you care about law? Usually, you would say 'Fuck the law'."

"And you care because?" Duncan replied with a raised eyebrow.

"…Yeah, that was a stupid question." The bookworm rolled his eyes and Harold was about to say something but the loudspeaker cut him off with a loudest feedback.

"Travelers, we are now in Vietnam!" Chris' voice rang out, "Hurry and get out because all I can say is that our challenge is gonna be fun…For me and the viewers!"

"Hooray…" Noah said flatly.

"WHOO-HOO!" Owen cheered as the bookworm shook his head at the oaf, "I'm totally pumped up for it! Bring it on!"

* * *

**(Vietnam)**

The travelers walk up to the host and they notice twenty-one animal headgears. "…Oh no, not again." Heather smacked her forehead with a groan, "Please, don't tell me that you just ripped another challenge off the Running Man show again!"

"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't." Chris shrugged his shoulders with a teasing grin, "Today's challenge is gonna be different because it's an individual challenge!" The teams gasped, "That's right! Last one standing will win the challenge for his or her team and this person will get…" He gestured at the giant gold tree statue as they noticed that there were hundreds of gold animal statues on the tree's branches, "Golden Animal Kingdom with removable golden animal statutes!"

"…It's gonna be mine!" Max shouted out.

"No, it belongs to me!" Amy shouted back and several travelers start to argue with each other as the host rubs his hands together with a sadistic grin, it was smart move that he have ever come up with.

"Okay, travelers, save it for the challenge." The host clapped loudly to catch their attention, "And the team that wiped out first will see me at the elimination ceremony…"

"Wait, what?" Sky placed her fists on hip, "I thought you said it's an individual challenge?"

"It is." Chris grinned, "I need to send someone home tonight." Several travelers glared at the host, "Anyway…Our challenge is Battle of Animal Kingdom! Each traveler will have their own animal headgear…The animal represents you for your information…And to eliminate your opponents, all you have to do is remove their headgear!"

"Yep, you totally ripped Running Man off again." The queen bee deadpanned with crossed arms.

"Time to get your headgear, let's start with Farting Snake…" The host cleared his throat as he glanced at his clipboard, "Courtney, you get a shark…Alejandro's jaguar…Naruto, tiger…Duncan, dog…Amy, bobcat…Owen, bear…Bridgette, goldfish…Scott, pig…"

"Hey, why am I a pig?" Scott sneered.

"Just for laugh." Chris chuckled at the scowling scheming farmer, "Where was I? Oh yeah! Heather, snake…Blaineley, cougar…Harold, ant…"

"Ah, it's been a while since I last heard someone call him that." Dawn pointed out and the nerd shivered at the memories of the Hunter.

"That's true." The snickering host nodded, "Now for the Vomiting Bear…Sky, falcon…Jasmine, crocodile…Izzy, squirrel…Ella, deer…Noah, worm…Dawn, eagle…Gwen, lizard…DJ, impala…"

"The car?" Owen blinked.

"No, it's an animal." Chris sighed, "Kinda like a deer but different…Zoey, hamster…Max, monkey! Okay, grab them and the interns will take you to your starting location. Please wait for my signal."

"HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO…" The aspiring villain roared, only to get cut off as the host slap the monkey headgear on him and the interns quickly dragged everyone away from each other.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I wish Chris should have given me the snake but I don't mind the dog since I'm a dog person." Duncan glanced at his dog headgear, "…Still wish I get the snake."

_***Static***_

"I think Chris gave me the worm on purpose." Noah mumbled, "Is it because I'm a bookworm?"

_***Static***_

"Yes." Chris smirked.

_***Static***_

"Some animals actually fitting some guys." Alejandro rubbed his chin, "Like for example, DJ is like impala in some situation and Izzy is nutty as a squirrel…"

* * *

"_Challenge start! Challenge start!"_

"Okay, better take the bears out first before the other guys." Courtney whispered to herself as she starts her search for any of her opponents and she hope that no one will take her team out first.

* * *

DJ peek behind the corner of the alleyway to make sure that there was no one around and he slowly tiptoeing toward the park. He froze up as soon as he heard a rustling sound in the bush and he was about to run away but Jasmine crawl out of the bush. "Oh, DJ?" Jasmine blinked at the panting Jamaican giant, "Sorry about that."

"It's okay." DJ waved it off, trying to calm his beating heart down.

"Listen, DJ, we have to work together to get the snakes out first before we fight each other." The giant woman said.

"Yeah, you're ri…" The Jamaican giant nodded before he suddenly drop his jaw with widened eyes as he stare at something right behind the Australian woman, "T-T-T-Ti…"

"What is it?" Jasmine turned her head to see a leaping silhouette of tiger as they screamed out together, "TIGER!" The tiger quickly swipe DJ's headgear off before it tackle the giant woman down, revealing it was Naruto and he wrestled with Jasmine for a while until Naruto pull her headgear off.

"Sorry about that, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he quickly disappears into the shadow of the forest.

"_DJ out! Jasmine out!"_

"…H-H-He's like a tiger…" DJ stuttered.

"Yeah…" The giant woman groaned at their luck, how can they not hear him coming from behind?!

* * *

Amy glance around in the empty building, hoping that she won't run into any tough opponents and before she know it, she bump into someone as they fall down together. "Watch where you're going…" Amy growled before her eyes widened at Izzy and the crazy woman tackle her with a giggle, wrestling with each other for a while until Izzy finally take Amy's headgear off.

"_Amy out! Amy out!"_

"See you later, cat!" Izzy skipped away with another giggle and the evil twin just groaned to herself.

* * *

"_Ella out! Owen out! Noah out!"_

Max gulp softly as he peek though the hole in the crate that he was hiding in and he just witnessed that Owen and Harold just ambushed Ella, Noah and Sky early. Harold just eliminated Ella and Owen was the one who got Noah out before Sky took the oaf's headgear off. The nerd decided to run away so he can avoid the elimination and Sky look around before she run off in another direction, looking for the fleeing nerd. After a while, Max slowly climb out of the crate and he look around nervously. "So far, so good…" The aspiring villain muttered to himself and he take few steps before his headgear suddenly lift off his head, causing him to look up with a startled gasp to see that it was Duncan who just eliminated him.

"_Max out! Max out!"_

"Lucky me, I was about to scout this place out until I saw you coming out of this crate." Duncan gloated.

"CURSE YOU!" Max jabbed his index finger at the punk and the punk was about to say something but Izzy suddenly tackle him down out of nowhere before they start to wrestling each other as they tried to remove each other's headgears. Duncan take hold of Izzy's squirrel headgear and at same time, Izzy grab the punk's dog headgear before they both try to remove the headgears right away until Max finally saw the result of their fight.

"_Duncan out! Izzy out!"_

"Oh great…" The punk groaned to himself.

"Aww, I want to get more masks." Izzy pouted.

* * *

Heather drop the lizard headgear with a heavy pant and Gwen grumble at her luck as the intern lead her away with Blaineley, Bridgette and Dawn. "That was close one…" Heather panted before she glare at Courtney as she show up, "And where were you?!"

"I was looking in this building." Courtney jabbed her thumb at the nearby building, "I was gonna help you but I can see that you don't need my help."

"Yeah, right…" The queen bee growled, "I bet you were hoping that we all get eliminated so you can get another gold trophy."

"No, I wasn't…" The CIT scoffed and before they know it, Sky and Zoey just jump on them as they removed their headgear in a smooth flow.

"_Heather out! Courtney out!"_

"NOOO!" Courtney stomped her feet angrily as Sky and Zoey give each other high-five and they quickly split up to find the remaining travelers.

* * *

Sky slowly sneaks through the forest as she glances around for any snakes, it has been about one hour and she hasn't seen any snakes for a while.

"_Zoey out! Scott out!"_

'Did they just take each other out?' The Cree woman glanced around worriedly, what she don't know is that Harold and Scott just worked together to eliminated Zoey before the nerd betrayed the scheming farmer right away since it's an individual challenge. There were a several sounds of rustles and the aspiring Olympian quickly gets on her guard before Alejandro and Naruto lunge at her out of nowhere. They fight each other, prying their hands away from their own headgear and it wasn't long enough until Alejandro finally removes Sky's headgear. The Latino villain was about to cheer but the redhead swipe his headgear off with a grin.

"_Sky out! Alejandro out!"_

"OH!" Alejandro smacked his forehead, "I forget that it was an individual challenge."

"Gomen." Naruto grinned at them before he vanishes into the forest and the eliminated travelers glance at each other.

"…Harold is so dead." Sky muttered.

"Oh yeah…" The Latino villain agreed with her.

* * *

Harold gulp nervously as he look around for any sign of the redhead and he jump at the sound of echoing laughter, causing him to glance around frantically. "What do we have here?" Naruto's voice echoed as the nerd slowly back away with his guard up, "A little ant, all alone by himself…You know it have been a while since I hunt an ant, dattebayo. When was the last time I hunt you down? It feels like forever, dattebayo! Will you sing me a lullaby like it was back in old day?"

"L-L-Like hell, I will!" Harold pointed at the random direction with a stutter, "I'm going to take you out!"

"Oh, you won't sing me one?" Naruto suddenly appear right behind the nerd with a scary expression as he wrapped his arm around the frozen nerd's shoulder with his hand on the ant headgear, "Then it looks like the tiger is going to have a little snack, dattebayo."

"…MOMMY!" The nerd cried out and it echoed throughout the woods.

"_Harold out! Naruto wins! Challenge over! Challenge over!"_

"Naruto win the challenge and he gets the golden animal kingdom!" Chris' voice rang out of the loudspeaker with a chuckle, "Vomiting Bear, see me at the deck for your elimination ceremony."

* * *

**(Courtney)**

"Hey, Courtney." Harold ran up to the CIT, "You said that you need me for something."

"Yeah, I need you to get someone out right away and I want you to take…" The CIT crossed her arms with a sneer.

"Oh, sure, I'll get Max out like last time." The nerd smirked.

"No, I need you to take Jasmine out…" Courtney paused as she realized something, "…Wait, last time?"

"Yeah, I got him out." Harold snickered to himself as the fuming CIT glare at him, "But it suck that Chris bring him back here with Owen…Do he know how hard it is to rig the voting, elimination after another elimination…"

"YOU GOT MY BOYFRIEND ELIMINATED THE LAST TIME?!" The CIT roared angrily as she threw her hand up, "YOU FUCKING MORON! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"Um…" The nerd blinked, "I thought we should eliminate some weak players on other team first while we get rid of some strong players on our team…"

"WHAT?!" Courtney grabbed the nerd by his collar, "OOH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"…I'll get Jasmine out right away!" Harold said quickly and he ran away with a scream before the CIT can get her hands on him.

'Fucking moron…' The CIT growled mentally, she wonder how many people did he took out when he wasn't suppose to take a certain person out.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"So far, we just gave our freshest shrimps to Sky, Zoey, Noah, Ella, Max, Izzy, Dawn and Gwen." Chris grinned at the travelers, "DJ and Jasmine don't get their shrimp yet and only one person can get the final shrimp. The lucky traveler that will get the final shrimp is…"

"…" The giant woman gulped nervously.

"…" The Jamaican giant bit his nails.

"…DJ!" The host announced and he threw the cash bag at the shocked giant woman.

"Ooh, I guess it's not my season." Jasmine sighed, "Well, at least I get enough money to start a flo…"

"Quit yapping around!" Chef tossed the giant woman into the lifeboat before he drops it in the sea with a grunt.

"…Where were you, Chef?" Chris asked with a puzzled expression.

"My soap opera show was on today." The cooker mumbled, "I'm glad I didn't miss it because the ending was pretty shocked that I didn't see it coming from a mile away." He never notice an eyeroll from the host.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

The next morning, several travelers raise their eyebrows at Maeve as she play with golden animal statutes with her father and the giggling girl pretend to attack Naruto with the golden tiger. "…It's kinda cute but why do they have to play with golden statues?" Scott deadpanned.

"Maeve thought that the statues are new toys and she begs Naruto to play with them." Gwen shook her head with a soft smile, "And you know that Naruto can't say no to her at all."

"She get him wrap around her little finger." Duncan chortled.

"Hey, I can hear you from here, dattebayo." Naruto muttered.

"I know." The punk smirked.

"Travelers, we are now in Thailand!" Chris' voice spoke from the PA, "Slap some gloves on and let's go!"

"…Gloves?" Alejandro looked up from his breakfast with puzzled expression, "What kind of gloves?"

* * *

**(Thailand)**

"…Figure." The Latino villain stared at the boxing ring with a deadpan expression.

"Does that mean we have to boxing each other?" Ella asked nervously.

"Nope, you won't." Chris showed up with a smirk, "Because three players from each team will battle their own toughest opponents ever…Which I like to call this challenge…Smackdown-or-Cry-For-Help!"

"…Seriously, you suck at names like whisker." Duncan rolled his eyes.

"If the player beat their opponent with the marshmallow gloves, she or he will earn a point for the team and the team with more points wins the challenge and the loser will meet me at the elimination ceremony!" The host grinned.

"Again?" Max blinked, "No reward challenge?"

"Bears, your fighters are…" Chris ignored the aspiring villain, "Gwen, DJ and Zoey! Naruto, Harold and Duncan, you are the snake's fighters! Let's…"

"Chris!"

"Yes?" The host glanced at the travelers as they stare at something right behind him, "…Oh no, not again…" He turned around with a frown before he raises his eyebrow at the sight, Igor was with several familiar birds and he swears that all of them were glaring at him.

"They all look like the birds that Chris accidentally shot down." Izzy pointed out, "Only that they are little smaller."

"…I think that would be the dead birds' children, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his neck.

"Oh, you got to be kiddi…" Chris muttered before the birds tackle him into the forest with cry.

"FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!" Igor squeaked out.

"CHEF, TAKE OVER WHILE I TAKE CARE OF THEM!" The host shouted before they fall off the cliff, screaming all the way down to the lake.

"…Since when were we this close to the cliff?" Owen scratched his head.

"Don't think too much on that." Noah deadpanned.

"Maggots, eyes on me." Chef grunted, "Naruto will be first to start. Get in the ring, brat."

"Bring it on, dattebayo." The redhead climbed into the ring with a grin as the mat open up to reveal his opponent, "…What the?!"

"I'm the fighter, nya!" Maeve giggled with marshmallow gloves.

"…Uncle Chef, I don't think…" Naruto glanced over his shoulder nervously but the cooker cut him off by ringing the bell and the little girl punching her father's legs as she giggled happily.

"Naruto, do something!" Harold threw his hands up, "Hit her with a tap!"

"I-I-I-I…" The redhead slowly rise his gloves up shakily before he pick his daughter up as he rub their cheeks together, "I can't do it, dattebayo! You win, Ma-chan, you win!"

"Maeve wins!" The cooker rang the bell.

"Yay, I beat daddy, nya!" The little girl hugged her father's head with a cheer, "I win, I win, nya!"

"Hai, you win, my hime, dattebayo." Naruto grinned at his daughter.

"We all saw that one coming." Alejandro shook his head, "But what was Chris thinking? What if someone end up facing her?"

"Nah, we already pair everyone up with a certain opponent." Chef grunted, "Gwen, you're next!"

"Who do I have to fight?" Gwen asked worriedly before the bear jump in with the glove, "…A bear? Seriously?"

"Yeah, I don't know why Chris set it up." The cooker deadpanned.

* * *

**(Chris)**

"DIE, DIE, DIE!" The host threw the wounded crane away after he took care of another birds and he turn to the parrot with a deadly glare as they stare at each other.

"…Fuck you, bitch!" Igor suddenly flew toward the host before it ram into his stomach, "Fucking clawing your eyes out!"

"I don't think so!" Chris swung his fists around wildly, getting several good shots in before Igor tackle him into the river and they kept fighting each other as they float down the river.

* * *

"Goth maggot wins the fight!" Chef annouced as the bruised and unruly goth woman stumble out of the ring and several travelers glance at the interns, loading the wounded bear into the ambulance. "Harold, you're next!"

"I will win this fight with my mad fighting skills…" Harold puffed his chest out with closed eyes.

"You suck!" The nerd suddenly opened his eyes to see the same muscular man that have been harassing him for years.

"What are you doing here?!" The nerd shouted.

"What do you think I'm here for?" The muscular man punched his right palm, "A freakin' tour?"

"…Quick questions." The cooker held his index finger up, "Do you have a name and why do you hate wimpy maggot so much?"

"My name is Baby." The muscular man replied as the travelers and cooker raised their eyebrows at the name, "And why do I hate him? Well…Do you know that when you see someone that you don't know and you can't help but just hate this guy right away? You know this feeling that make you want to beat someone up? For example, you go to a class and when you see a classmate that you don't know well, you want to punch his or her face in?"

"Yeah, I feel this way before." Most travelers agreed.

"That's one." Baby growled at the nerd, "But something about him makes me want to beat him until he's one inch closer to death…"

"…Your name is Baby?" Harold pointed at the muscular man with loudest laughter, "That's fucking stupid! Are your parents this stupid?! They must really hate you so much!" He never noticed that Baby just removed his marshmallow gloves before he slid the brass knuckles on with angry expression, "Oh, that's fucking ri…" The muscular man punched him in face harder as soon as the bell rang.

"Oh, I can't watch that!" Bridgette covered her eyes with her fellow travelers as the nerd cry out for mercy.

"Chef, are you gonna allow this?" Amy pointed at the brass knuckles in Baby's hands.

"…There's no rule about bring your own weapons." Chef shrugged as he watches the brutal beatdown and it went on for a while until Baby punts the poor nerd out of the ring. "Baby wins!"

"YOU FUCKING SUCK!" Baby shouted at the twitching nerd and he wipe the blood off his weapons as he stomp away with a sneer.

"Poor guy." Naruto glanced at the twitching nerd as he rubbed his neck, "He shouldn't have laugh at Baby's name, dattebayo."

"Sissy maggot, you're facing Bunny." The cooker pointed at DJ.

"Bunny?!" DJ gasped at the rabbit in middle of the boxing ring.

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**(Chris)**

"Fuck you!" The host shoved the parrot underwater as he attempted to kill the creature by drowning him, "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, YOU DAMN FLYING RAT!"

"FUCK YOU, CHRIS!" Igor breaks out of the host's hold and the creature start to pecking his face.

"I'm gonna kill you this time!" Chris punched the creature before they both fall down the waterfall as they fight each other with a scream.

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"That's so sad." The cooker shook his head at DJ as the Jamaican giant cried on the floor, "Bunny wins the round! Scott, your turn…If he doesn't win this round, the Vomiting Bear win by automatic."

"I'm not gonna wimp out." Scott smirked before his face turn pale as Fang hop in with a maniacal grin, "…Chef, I…" The ringing bell cut him off and the mutated creature quickly covers the scheming farmer's mouth.

"…Look like we're losing this time." Courtney pinched the bridge of her nose, receiving several nods from her teammates.

"FOR PETE'S SAKE, SOMEONE HELP ME!" The scheming farmer clawed the mat as he tried to get out of the ring but Fang drag him back in for another round and this time, the mutated shark have a spiky bat. It went on for a while until Chef rang the bell out of pity and Fang toss the bruised and bloodied scheming farmer out of the ring.

"Fang wins the round and that mean the Farting Snakes will face the elimination." Chef shook his head, 'What was Chris thinking?'

"Out of curiously, who was I supposed to fight?" Zoey asked.

"Larry." The cooker jerked his head at the mutated plant and the indie woman release a relived breath.

"I'll get the cot set up in the Sick Bay, dattebayo." Naruto carried Scott on his back.

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**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe that Chef let Baby beat me up…" Harold muttered in his body cast, "But have no fear, my loyal fans, I won't go home tonight because let's say…" The nerd snickered evilly, "Everyone 'voted' for Naruto…Ooh, that will give me a good chance to get a girlfriend if I'm around to help one of the girls out...That would be so sweet!" He pumped his fist, only to cry out in pain as soon as he moves his casted arm.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"Okay, I just got a word that Chris is now in the Sick Bay after the interns found him near the lake…" Chef grunted.

"And Igor?" Naruto asked.

"He flew away after he shitted on Chris' face." The cooker chuckled, "I really like that bird…Anyway, I just got the result and the lucky bastards that get the shrimps are…Owen, Heather, Alejandro, Duncan, Bridgette, Blaineley, Courtney, Amy and Scott." He glanced at Naruto and Harold, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The nerd glanced at the redhead with a hidden evil smirk.

"…" The redhead swallowed his Adam's apple nervously.

"…Naruto!" Chef announced.

"Sorry, Naruto, no hard feeling…" Harold grinned at the confusing redhead before his eyes widened as he just realized that Naruto got the final shrimp and that mean…"Wait, that don't make any se…"

"Now get your cheating ass off my ship!" The cooker suddenly tossed the screaming nerd in the lifeboat with the cash bag and he release the lifeboat as it fall into the ocean. No one notice a smirk on the CIT's face.

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**(Confessional)**

"There was no alliance in first place." Courtney scoffed, "I just tricked him into believing that we were in an alliance so I can get my revenge on him for what he did to me years ago. My original plan was to keep him in longer then I reveal the rigs of the voting to the travelers to turn them all on him but he just messed everything up so…" She rolled her eyes, "I just paid Scott to rig the voting."

_***Static***_

"It was only one time deal." Scott flicked the cash in his hands with a lightly chuckle, "Easy hundred bucks ever!"

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**(Bridge)**

"Whoa, that was little evil if you asked me." Chef crossed his arms, "The bears put up a good fight and they managed to take few snakes out. Not bad for a hero. So far we have seen a lot of eliminations and few things…" He glared at the camera, "What? I'm not gonna recap everything since I like to keep thing short and sweet like always and you all already know what just went down! Anyway…Our questions are…Are the bears going to overtake the snakes like the heroes always does or will it be the villain's shining moment? What kind of challenges will they face next? Where will we go to next? Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

Igor flew down on the cooker's shoulder, "…Chris?"

"He's in Sick Bay." The cooker held a cracker up, "Do you want a cracker?"

"…Igor doesn't want a damn cracker!" Igor squeaked, "Igor want salmon, grilled chicken and fresh-baked cookies!"

"…You're fucking weird." Chef raised his eyebrow.

"So are you, motherfucker." The parrot shot back.

"…You have a point there." The cooker nodded with a grunt.

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_Vomiting Bear: Dawn, DJ, Ella, Gwen, Izzy, Max, Noah, Sky, Zoey_

_Farting Snake: Amy, Alejandro, Courtney, Blaineley, Bridgette, Duncan, Heather, Naruto, Owen, Scott_

_Eliminated: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Brick, Cameron, Cody, Dakota, Dave, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Mike, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler_

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_**Random WDL Fact: Sometime I forget that B, Beardo and Ezekiel were still in the game since they don't utter a word until I checked the notebook.**_

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**And this ends our thirty-eight chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Okay, I just got few new video games, Mortal Kombat X is one of them, and you know how I get with new games so it's possible that there will be some delays…Just in case. It's good thing that I decide I won't buy Bloodborne for now.**

**It was bring to my attention that someone copy some of my work without asking for permission and I'm kinda a little disappointed. I don't mind if someone copy it as long as they ask for my permission but I still wish that he or she should ask me first like everyone else.**

**Right now, we just seen that Naruto is very nervous around the girls now since he found out, thank to Chris. How will it turn out? Who know?**

**Now we know why the muscular man hate Harold so much and it was a very weird reason…Plus we now know his name…Don't laugh at him or he'll come after you, trust me!**

**Whoa, that was pretty evil of Courtney! She just tricked Harold so she can have her revenge on him but Harold has to go and open his mouth about the truth behind several certain eliminations.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	39. Odyssey: Rewarding Time

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Mortal Combat X is so awesome! I really love these X-ray moves! Only one thing I hate about it is the final boss…Stupid long-ranged attack…**

**Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Alex: Yes, he has nothing to lose and he doesn't care if he has to eat a bird as long as he get his revenge on Chris.**

**Coldblue: 1) No, Igor won't let anyone keep him as a pet because he have a pride. 2) Maybe, maybe not…We'll see but all I can say is that Scott won't work with her because it's one-time only deal for our scheming farmer. 3) They all already know it…I believe I already revealed this in the previous chapter or did I just took that part out?**

**Anyway, it's time for the thirty-nine chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 39: Odyssey: Rewarding Time**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the bears fight the snakes in several challenges and a lot of travelers have been eliminated right away!" Chris grinned, "While it was going on, we just seen that Harold just got his karma though Baby and Courtney have revealed that there was no alliance because she was using him until he open his mouth, which send him to the loser-boat right away. We also saw that Naruto was really jumpy around the girls…" He rubbed his chin, "Maybe I shouldn't have told him that."

"You shouldn't have!" Chef shouted, "Now I'm gonna kill you as soon as this show end!"

"…Um…" The host adjusted his collar with a gulp, "Where was I? Oh yeah…Our questions are…Will Naruto get it together and make his decision?"

"I still don't approve anyone!" The cooker shouted.

"What kind of plans will Courtney come up with?" Chris ignored the ranting cooker, "What kind of challenges will they face? Where will it take place in? Who will row in the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Dining Room)**

The travelers were eating their breakfast and several travelers make a few small chats with each other. "With nineteen people here now, how long do you think it will take until we reach the final three?" Ella asked.

"I guess it will take few weeks or so, depending on Chris' mood." Dawn replied.

"I think it will go on for one or two more months." Noah groaned and Zoey was about to say something but the loudspeaker cut her off.

"Travelers, we are heading for the Bahamas!" Chris' voice rang out, "Get ready because our challenge will have a theme!"

"…Fifty bucks say it's a pirate." Duncan deadpanned.

"That's a sucker bet there." Amy snorted.

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**(Bahamas)**

The travelers stare at the familiar barrel before Alejandro turn to his host with deadpan expression, "You are so obsessed with pop-up pirate games."

"I just love it because it's one of my favorite games." Chris grinned, "Our first challenge is Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu! A player from each team will take a turn until the loser pop Pirate-Chef out…And it's best two out of three! Team, please chose your players…" He suddenly pointed at the snakes with a glare, "And don't think about pick Naruto because I will overrule it, due to his luck."

"Oh, great!" Courtney threw her hands up with a groan, "Fine, I'll do it."

"I'm going for it." Noah raised his hand, he decides to volunteer to avoid the elimination and to his knowledge, Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu challenge is pretty harmless.

"Why am I doing it again?" Chef growled in the barrel but the host just ignored him.

"Wonderful." The host clapped his hands, "Noah, you have first turn." The bookworm inserts his sword in the top-right slot and the CIT pounces on her choice of the slots before she places her sword in the bottom-left slot. Noah quickly thrust his sword into bottom-right slot and Courtney pick the bottom-middle slot before the bookworm chose top-left slot. The CIT stare at the remaining slots for a while before she picks the top-middle slot and Chef pop out with a scream as he flies up in air. "Vomiting Bear take the first round!" Chris chuckled, "Teams, pick your next player for round two!"

"It's my turn." Ella held her hand up.

"Me, me, it's me!" Owen waved excitingly.

"Owen will start the game first." Chris gestured at the barrel after the interns forced the protesting cooker back in the barrel, "Go for it, Owen."

"Let me see…" The oaf scratched his head as he glanced at the slots, "…Um…I choose this one." He places his sword in the bottom-middle slot and Ella chose the top-left slot before Owen quickly thrust his sword in the top-middle slot. The princess wannabe insert her sword in the bottom-right slot and the oaf chose the top-right slot before the barrel launch Chef up in air.

"Ooh, tough luck for the snakes." The host chuckled, "Vomiting Bear win the first challenge and they get a map for the final challenge!"

"Ugh…" Gwen groaned, "Not another stupid treasure hunt…"

"That's right, it's an treasure hunt challenge!" Chris laughed as he gestured at the beach, "We just buried a treasure chest somewhere in this area and we also buried some booby-trips around too…First team to discover the chest win the reward!"

"So it's not an elimination challenge?" Naruto rubbed his neck.

"Yes, duh." The host rolled his eyes before he push his air horn, "Go and dig it out!" The travelers ran toward the beach, starting their search for the treasure chest.

"Max, what does the map say?" Zoey asked.

"Um…" Max stared at the map, "…I can't tell! It looks like a child just draws it!" He held the map up before he falls in a deep pit with a yelp, followed by snapping mousetraps.

"I think we should start in the middle and spend out as we…" Alejandro said before the mine explodes right under his feet, launching him up in air.

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**(Confessional)**

"I really hope that is the last time we will have another stupid pirate-theme challenge." Heather crossed her arms with a huff.

_***Static***_

"I'm curious…" DJ turned the map around with confused expression, "Did Maeve draw this map or not?"

_***Static***_

"Yes, she did it for a large chocolate bunny." Chris shushed the camera with a smirk, "Just don't let Naruto and Gwen know about it."

_***Static***_

Maeve was chewing on a giant chocolate bunny, the size of average human, and she bit the bunny's ear off with a hyper giggle.

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Izzy take several steps before the pit open up right under her feet but she leap over it at last minute, only to get hit by the swinging boulder out of nowhere.

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Courtney thrust her shovel into the sand before the rope snare wrap around her left ankle and it fling her up in air, causing the CIT to scream out until she land in the water with a splash. She start to growl angrily, only to get slap by a jumping fish.

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Dawn glance around before she bend down to pick her shovel up and she never notice that the paintball just miss her as it fly over her head, hitting Noah's face in process.

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Blaineley dig the ground for a while until she hit something with a clang and she quickly dig it up with a smug smirk before Larry burst out with a savage snarl as the blonde woman run away from the mutated plant with a bloodcurdling scream.

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Sky glance at her map and she take few steps before a large meatball smash into her stomach as it send her fly away, courtesy of Chef and his cannon. Before she knows it, the Cree woman just crash into Gwen's back and they groan out in pain as the cooker walk away with a evil laughter.

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Duncan glance around for any spots to dig and it wasn't long enough until he find a place to dig. He dug for a while until he hear something snapped and he glance around confusingly before a swinging log strike him right in groin. "W-W-W-WHY?!" The punk held his groin as he kneeled in agony, why do it always have to be him?

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"Come on, guys, hurry up!" Chris hollered from the deck as the travelers kept dug around for hours, "Bears, you have a damn map that tell you where the damn chest is! USE IT!"

"WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL!" Max shook the map in his fist with red face.

"Fine, if no one find it in about thirty minutes, I'll call it of…" Chris was about to finish his sentence but a cheer cut him off.

"I found it!" DJ dragged the chest out and the Vomiting Bear cheered together as the snakes groan at their loss.

"About time." The host sighed before he plasters a cheesy grin on his face, "The Vomiting Bear just won the challenge and their reward?" The bears opened the chest to see a bunch of familiar statues, "Golden McLean Head Statues!"

"…You mean we dug around for a stupid golden heads?!" Gwen threw her hands up furiously, "And didn't you give Killer Snails the same trophies early in this season?"

"Well, we have a lot of these things and I have to give them away because I don't want to throw them in the trash." Chris walked away with a chuckle, "Back to Chrisship!"

"…I fucking hate this show." The goth woman grumbled under her breath.

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**(Chrisship: Hallway)**

Maeve ran down the hallway with a crazed giggle and she turn around the corner as her father chase her with her pajamas in his hands. "Ma-chan, come back here, dattebayo!" Naruto cried out, "It's bedtime and you have to change!"

"No sleepy time, nya!" Maeve kept ran with another giggle and he blame his father mentally, why did Chris have to give her a large chocolate bunny?! Doesn't he know how hard it is to control a little girl when she's on a sugar rush?

"Ma-chan, you need to sleep, dattebayo!" The redhead kept chasing the giggling little girl for a while and she turn around the corner again before she run into someone's arms as the person scoop her up.

"Are you giving your daddy some hard time?" Amy raised her eyebrow at the giggling girl with a smirk as Maeve's legs kept moving as if she was still running around, "You shouldn't have because it's really long day for daddy and he's pretty tired right now."

"Then he goes to sleep, nya!" The little girl pointed at her panting father as he finally caught up to them, "But I'm not sleepy! I can stay up all night, nya!" As soon as she finished her sentence, she falls asleep right away and they both shake their heads at her.

"Here you go." The evil twin handed the snoring little girl to the redhead.

"Thank for the help." Naruto held his sleeping daughter up as he scratched his head with right hand, "Um…So…What were you doing out here?"

"Oh, I was on my way to dining room to get something to eat before Chef come and lock us in the cargo hold." Amy replied, "…Naruto…Um…Do you want me to get you something to eat?"

"Nah, I'm good." The redhead smiled before he glances at his daughter, "I better get her tuck in so…Um…I'll see you around, dattebayo." He quickly walk away from the evil twin with a slightly wave and he never notice that Amy just smack her forehead with a groan.

"Get you something to eat?!" The evil twin grumbled to herself, she want to ask him if they can eat together but her mouth just mess everything up. "Ugh…I better step it up next time I'll see him."

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Several days later, the snakes were in deep sleep until the blaring horn jolt everyone up and they all can hear the host's laughter as it rang out of the PA. "Good morning, travelers!" Chris' voice chuckled, "Today we will have two different challenges and they both will take place in Malaysia! McLean out!"

"I hope it's not one of these follow-up elimination challenges." Scott muttered.

"Don't worry about it, I'm sure that Chris won't give us two elimination challenges in one day." Owen patted the scheming farmer's back with a grin as he turned his head to Alejandro, "Right, Al?"

"…Ugh…" Alejandro rubbed his temples with a twitching eyebrow as he ignored the oaf's calls, "Let's go and get it over with."

"Hey, Al, can you hear me?" The oaf called out as the Latino villain walked away with a lowly growl, "Hey, Al? Al? Al? Al?"

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**(Malaysia)**

The teams stand in front of the studio and their host show up with a cheesy grin. "Our first challenge is a reward challenge and it is all about..." Chris gestured at the studio, "Animation! Both teams have to create their own animation and you also can pick anyone in your team to lend their voices to your characters!"

"…But we barely know how to make a cartoon movie." Dawn raised her hand.

"I know." The host chuckled, "Don't worry about it because we have a group of animators who will work with you but you have to come up with your own idea, voices, etc…"

"Does it have to be a short or two-hour movie?" Courtney asked.

"Short." Chris sighed, why do they still keep interrupting him?! He clears his throat, "After you complete your shorts, they will be judged by me, Chef and Naruto!"

"Wait, nani?" Naruto blinked as his father pulled him to his side, "Again?!"

"Yes, again." The host nodded as he glanced at the travelers to see that the CIT was about to say something before he cut her off, "And it's because Naruto have a lot of experience so it's not really fair for another team..."

"Now we have a chance to win this thing." Noah sighed.

"But that is not acceptab…" Courtney shouted but the host cut her off again.

"GO WORK ON YOUR ANIMATION!" Chris shouted with his megaphone as the travelers quickly raced off to the studio before he hold a contact out to the redhead with a cheesy grin, "And here's the contact that you will judge the contest unbiased and fairly."

"I get it, I get it." The redhead read the contact before he signs it with a deep sigh, "At least it's just a reward challenge, dattebayo."

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**(Confessional)**

"Why do they have to take Naruto out?!" Courtney threw her hands up, "We should have won this challenge with him!"

_***Static***_

"He's a professional actor and it's totally unfair for another team…" Chris pinched the bridge of his nose, "Why don't anyone listen to me?!"

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**(Studio)**

"So what kind of movie are we making?" Bridgette glanced at her teammates.

"Ooh, we can do the comedy one!" Owen bounced on his heels with a wide grin.

"No, we are going to do a serious animation and as the CIT, I should…" The CIT muttered but someone cut her off.

"I'm going with Owen's idea." Duncan raised his hand up, "Anyone with me?" Almost all of the snakes raise their hands.

"…Fine but don't blame me if we lose that challenge." Courtney crossed her arms with a snarl.

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"…Do anyone know what kind of animation we should work on?" Zoey asked.

"I'm thinking either cartoon or clay animation." Gwen tapped her chin, "…But I think we should work on cartoon since it's easier than working with the clay."

"So who's going to be the voices?" Max glanced at his teammates with crossed arms, "And don't think about force me to do it."

"Don't worry, we won't force you to do it." Sky rolled her eyes, "Let's make some plans first before we decide who will be the voices." The bears agreed with her.

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**(Confessional)**

"There is one good thing about this challenge…" Noah muttered, "We don't have to act at all. I don't want to look silly on the screen again."

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Heather and Amy were discussing about the characters and they never notice that Scott carry the bottles of ink before he trip on his feet, spilling the inks all over himself in process.

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Dawn walk over to her team with scripts in her hands before Max accidentally knock her down as he ran away from the angry CIT with a scream and the petite woman just raise her eyebrow at them, it turn out that the aspiring villain just insult the CIT again. 'Trent was right, love's a funny thing.' Dawn shook her head at the odd couple.

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Alejandro and Owen was reading their scripts as the Latino villain grit his teeth each time the oaf call him 'Al' before he finally lose it and Alejandro tackle the screaming oaf down with a battle cry. "Totally called it." Duncan chortled, taking twenty bucks from the scheming farmer.

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Ella glances up from her script and she raises her eyebrow at Izzy as she draw something on the script with a giggle. The princess wannabe was about to ask her something but an ink bottle spill all over her out of nowhere, courtesy of DJ's slip. "Sorry, my bad!" DJ winced.

"It's okay…" Ella sighed, she know that it was an accident.

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"I actually like that challenge." Blaineley said, "No traps to worry about and no pain at…" A flying meatball smashes into her stomach as she flew over the shocked travelers' heads and they all turn to Chef with cannon in his hands.

"It's lunch break!" Chef laughed evilly, firing his cannon at the screaming travelers.

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**(Confessional)**

"Blaineley shouldn't have said it…" Gwen groaned as she tried to get the foods out of her hair before the cooker kick the door open and he fire several meatballs at the screaming goth woman with a evil laughter.

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**(Theater)**

Chris give the travelers a wide grin as they take their seats and he clear his throat, trying to hold his laughter back as soon as he notice some glares from the travelers. "You guys have been working on your own animation shorts and now they will be judged by me…" Chris gestured at the judges at the table, "Chef the top critic and Naruto the actor."

"The films better not suck like last time." Chef grunted.

"I'm looking forward to your works, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head with a grin.

"Let's start with Vomiting Bear." The host pointed at the said team, "Please tell me the title and who's the voices of who

"Our short is called 'Crazy Time' and Ella voiced Jill the princess and DJ voiced Johnny the dog." Gwen said before the footage start playing on the screen.

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**(Crazy Time)**

Jill was humming a tune as she wave a small wand around, never notice that she just hit Johnny's head several times. "Johnny, what can we do today?" Jill asked.

"First, can you please stop hit me with your magic wand." Johnny grabbed her wand as he rubbed his head, "And second, how about we just sitting around here and watch some tel…"

"Boring!" Jill cut him off as she hop up on her feet, "I know! How about we go out and blow things up with the magic stick?!"

"…No, please, no!" Johnny cried out but it fall upon deaf ears as Jill dragged him toward the door and they exited the house, only to stop in front of a giant troll. "…That can't be good…"

"What do you want, troll?" Jill asked.

"I want the magic wand, duh!" The troll suddenly threw up on them with a rainbow vomit.

"Oh gross!" Jill cried out, "I hate rainbow vomit!" She give troll a deadly glare before she grab Johnny by collar, "Ooh, I'm so mad now!"

"Wait, wait, what are you doing?!" Johnny cried out as Jill lifted him over her head before his eyes widened, "Oh no! No! Anything but that!"

"Take that!" Jill threw the screaming dog at the troll and they both got blow up right away. "Yay, I slay the troll!" Jill bounced excitingly and Johnny's smoking body drops on the ground with a loudest thud.

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The group stares at the black screen for a while before Chef slowly blinks as he cough into his fist, "Fitting title for a crazy and random short."

"Oh yeah…" Chris slowly nodded his head.

"I like the animation and it's really random like the current cartoons, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.

"That's true…" The host agreed before he turns his head to the snakes, "Farting Snakes, your turn."

"The title is called 'Joke Time' and Owen voiced Ike the clown." Courtney muttered.

"What's up with 'Time' in each title?" The cooker whispered to the redhead and he just gives Chef a shrug as the second footage show up on the screen.

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**(Joke Time)**

Ike the clown pop out of the barrel as he wave at the screen with a wide grin, "Hey, everyone, I'm Ike the clown and I'm here to…" Suddenly, there was a lot of screams and a evil laughter as the clown's mouth kept moving before it went silent for a while. Ike the clown slip on the bananas and he move his mouth but there was no sound, each actions also have no sound before it finally work again. "And that's all, folks!" Ike waved, "I'll see you next time…Now I'm hungry, does anyone have a cake slice or something good to eat?"

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The group stares at the screen for a while and Courtney smack her forehead with a groan as the snakes glance at each other worriedly. "…Worst short ever." Chef deadpanned.

"…It suck so hard that I want to left the studio right away." Chris deadpanned.

"…The animation was pretty good but it was pretty bad, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head, "I'm voting for the bear's 'Crazy Time'."

"Same here." The cooker grunted.

"So it's unanimous that the Vomiting Bear is the winner!" The host announced, "Their reward? Golden Gumby trophy!" The bears glanced at their gold trophies and they can see the familiar character on top of a pedestal.

"…I can see a copyright lawsuit coming up pretty soon." Noah deadpanned.

"Okay, travelers, take five and meet me outside for your second challenge!" Chris walked away with a chuckle and several travelers glanced at each other, wondering what kind of challenge they will face next.

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**(Woods)**

The travelers gather around in front of their host and several travelers raise their eyebrows at the snickering host as he hides something behind his back. "Our elimination challenge is a tribute to the very first challenge that starts everything off…" Chris pulled his right hand out to reveal the paintball bomb, "Paint Bomb Tag!" The travelers gasped, "That's right, it's an instant elimination but here's a twist…" He pulled his left hand out to reveal another paintball bomb, "It's a double elimination! I add a few new rules…Each team have their own paint bomb and they can't tag their own teammates…"

"Fuck…" Courtney growled, there goes her backup plan.

"Catch!" The host suddenly tossed the bombs at the travelers before two certain travelers catch them out of reflex, "Our first 'Its' are Naruto and Sky!" He rubbed his chin, "…Kinda funny since Naruto also was the first 'It' in the first challenge…" The host cleared his throat, "Anyway…The time limit is one hour and travelers better get going because they have one minute head start…GO!" Chris blew his air horn loudly and the travelers quickly split up right away.

"Good luck, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the Cree woman with a small grin.

"Back at you." Sky smiled at him before they walk away from each other, starting their search.

* * *

DJ lean against the large tree as he listens for any noise but it was very quiet and he decide to take a peek behind the tree. He slowly peek out, only to yelp as soon as Naruto's grinning face pop out from behind the tree and before the Jamaican giant can make any move, the redhead shove the ball into his hands. "Gomen!" Naruto ran off with a wave.

"It's alright, man…" DJ sighed before he look around in deep thought, making several guesses about the snake's hiding spots.

* * *

Alejandro slowly walk though the forest, keeping his guard up as he glance around for any signs before he hear someone call out right behind him. "Catch!" The Latino villain turned around, just in time to catch the paintball bomb and he glance up to see Sky as she ran away from him.

"…Clever." Alejandro muttered to himself, he would never think that someone would actually throw a bomb at someone.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I can't believe that we are doing this stupid challenge again." Heather crossed her arms with a huff, "…Well, I won't complain if we manage to take two bears out right aw…" The door suddenly open up and DJ quickly give her the ball before he run away as the queen bee stare at the ball with widened eyes. "…DAMN YOU!" She shouted out angrily, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

* * *

Zoey run into the cave before she run out with a bloodcurdling scream as the bear chase her out. It wasn't long enough until she finally ditch the creature and she was about to walk away but someone tap her shoulder, causing her to turn around to see Alejandro. Before she can escape, the smirking Latino villain passes the ball on to her and he ran away as the indie woman release a deep sigh.

* * *

Bridgette was hiding behind a large boulder on the beach and she glance around to make sure that no one would sneak up on her. She feels someone tapping her shoulder and she turns her head around, only to see nothing before Izzy suddenly drop down in front of her. The surfer woman scream out and the crazy woman just shove the bomb into her hands before Izzy run off with a giggle, she was glad that she find someone right away after Heather tagged her early. Bridgette sigh to herself before she spot Dawn as the petite woman run toward the bush, never notice the surfer woman and Bridgette quickly tag Dawn right away.

* * *

"Oh great…" Noah stared at the bomb in his hands with a sigh as Blaineley ran away from him, it turn out that Zoey found the blonde woman early and Blaineley somehow found him hiding behind the bush. "…I wonder if Owen is still hiding in this cave." He muttered to himself.

* * *

"CURSE YOU, DUNCAN!" Max shook his fist at the punk.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Duncan rolled his eyes before he vanish into the woods and the aspiring villain huff to himself as he check the time on the bomb. Max's eyes widened as soon as he notice that he only have five minutes left and he quickly run off with a scream as he tried to find any snakes to tag before it's too late.

* * *

"Oh no, no, no!" Owen ran around with the bomb in his hands as the sweats roll down his face, "Great sweet apple pie, I need help! Please let me find someone!" It wasn't long enough until he spot someone and he recognize this person, glad that he find a member of the bear team. He run toward the bear member, never notice that the person was also running toward him before the oaf shove the bomb into the person's hands and he wipe his forehead with a relived sigh. "That was close one…" Owen grinned before he blinks at the bomb in his hands, "Huh? I'm so…"

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Max screamed in horror, it turned out that they both traded their bombs and they both glanced at the timer, revealing that they have few seconds left.

"…Wow, that's kinda funny because we both come back at same ti…" The oaf chuckled before they both give out a bloodcurdling scream.

* * *

Chef and Chris were sipping their drinks and the cooker turns his head to his boss. "Hey, Chris, do you know how big will the explosive gonna be?"

"Well…" Chris was about to answer him but two huge pillars of multicolor flew up in air from miles away before it fall down with a hugest splash, "…This big!" They both laughed together, "I wonder who's out this time?"

* * *

**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"That is so fucking hilarious!" The host laughed as Chef tossed Owen and Max into the lifeboat with cash bags and they both were covered in multicolor paints. "And sad at same time…You two both came back at same time and went out at same time in same challenge…" He falls down, still laughing at them.

"Well, at least I got more mooch than before." Owen grinned to himself.

"Damn it!" Max stood up in the lifeboat as he jabbed his index finger at the host, "That is not over! I shall have my ven…"

"Oh shut up!" Chef dropped the lifeboat into the sea, "I'm getting tired of listening to your rambling shits about taking over the world or whatever!"

"Um…" Gwen raised her hand up, "Who are going to stay in the cargo hold?"

"No one since it's a tie." Chris replied and the teams cheered together.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

The atmosphere was very awkward for Bridgette and Gwen since the goth woman kept giving her a deadly glare and the surfer woman kept trying to come up with something to say to the goth woman. "Um…" Bridgette rubbed her neck nervously, "…So…How are you?" In her head, the surfer woman facepalm herself for asked this question.

"Fine." Gwen said flatly and the surfer woman gulped nervously.

"Look…" The surfer woman sighed, "I know you're still mad at me about what I did years ago and how much I hurt Naruto…What I did was wrong and I will do anything to make up to him because I still love him…If he accept me again, I will never hurt him again as long as I breath and um…I know Maeve is your daughter and I also know the fact that you don't want anyone else to raise her but…If that happened, I hope she'll accept me…"

"No, she won't." The goth woman glared at her, "I know that she will hate you for taking her away from me…" Bridgette gave her a slightly nod, "And I also won't accept the fact that you may raise her because she is my child…"

"Yeah, I know…" Bridgette nodded again as she fidgeted with her fingers, "I'm not going to take her away from you at all…All I just want is to let you know that I will do anything to make up to Naruto, even if he decide not to go out with me, and that I still love him no matter what…All I can hope is that you will forgive me for everything…"

"Whatever…" Gwen stood up to walk away from her before she glances over her shoulder, "I'll think about it but don't be surprised if I refuse to forgive you."

"That's all I can ask for." The surfer woman sighed as soon as the goth woman left the dining room.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

It have been a couple days since they left Malaysia, the travelers were in deep sleep until the PA wake everybody up with a deafened screech and they start to grumble as their host's voice squeak out of the loudspeaker. "Good morning, travelers!" Chris' voice echoed throughout the hallway, "Today, our challenge will take place in the dining room! Oh boy, I can't wait for this one! It's gonna be more fun than before!"

"…Fuck…" Almost everyone mumbled at same time, they all have a bad feeling about today's challenge.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

The travelers sit down at their table as their host show up and he was about to say something but the queen bee cut him off. "Let me guess, we have to eat any gross foods that are given to us by Chef, right?" Heather scoffed.

"No…" Chris glared at the queen bee, "The challenge won't be all about foods…It's gonna be all about drinks!"

"…W-W-What kind of drinks?" Noah asked with widened eyes and several males glanced at the confusing redhead nervously.

"Any kind of drinks from water to Chef's mysterious drink!" The host replied with a grin, "If you refuse to chug it down or spit it out, you're out of the game! Last one standing will win the reward for his or her team!"

"Wait, is it an elimination challenge?" Courtney asked.

"Nope!" Chris chuckled, "Our first drink is…Shrimp Smoothie!"

"…Wha…" Zoey raised her eyebrow before the cooker slam the tray on the table as several travelers gagged at the sight of reddish smoothies and she notice something inside the smoothies. "…Wait, are these living shrimps?!"

"Yes, bottom up." Chef chuckled evilly.

"Ah, I can't drink that…" Dawn muttered and Bridgette and DJ agreed with the petite woman.

"Oh, that's bad for you guys." The host smirked, "Dawn, DJ and Bridgette are out for refusing to drink their smoothies!" He glanced at the travelers as they all chugged their drinks down with several gags, "Chef, what's our next drink?"

"Black X." The cooker placed a new tray on the table, revealing several glasses of black liquid.

"Um…" Alejandro glanced at his glasses, "What's inside?"

"Hell I know?" Chef shrugged his shoulders, "I just called it Black X because it's black and it's also one of my mysterious drinks."

"Does it have any alcohol in it?" Duncan asked nervously.

"…All I know is that it don't have alcohol in this." The cooker gave the punk an odd look, he wonder why the rebel maggot asked him about alcohol?! He was about to ask the punk but someone spit the drink out all over him and the cooker slowly turn his head to the unlucky traveler.

"…Sorry…" Blaineley giggled sheepishly.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I don't mind alcohol but…" Duncan rubbed his neck, "All I can say is that you don't want go out for a drink with Whisker…"

_***Static***_

"Things happen when Naruto take a sip of any alcoholic drinks…" Noah shivered, "…I-I-I don't want to talk about it!"

_***Static***_

"The memory of this night still haunted me to this day…" Alejandro grasped his head as he rocked in fetus position, "I still can't believe that it all take one drop of a drink to turn him into something else…"

_***Static***_

"If I remember it, I'm gonna throw…" Scott's face suddenly turns green before he vomits into his toilet.

_***Static***_

"After this night, we all made vow that we won't mention anything about that and we won't even let Naruto drink anything that contains alcohol…" DJ sobbed to himself, "Oh! I don't want to think about it!"

_***Static***_

"What the hell just happened this night?" Chris raised his eyebrow at Chef and he just gives the host a puzzled shrug.

* * *

Gwen take a sip out of her green drink before a eyeball float up, causing the goth woman to spit out right away.

* * *

Courtney swallow some brown liquid before she vomit on her feet, "T-T-That's not chocolate milk, it's mud!"

"I never said it was chocolate milk." Chris chuckled evilly, "I was going to say that it was a mud juice but you just chug it right away without waiting for me to say anything."

"Fuck you." The CIT growled.

* * *

Noah paled at the foaming purple liquid and he slowly bring it up to his lip before the tentacle suddenly spout out, grabbing the bookworm's neck as it swing him around like a ragdoll. Alejandro was also in similar situation and Amy pushes her glasses away after she witnessed the odd sight.

* * *

Scott smirk at the glass of water and he was about to take a sip but Fang pop out with a maniacal grin, causing the scheming farmer to run away with a bloodcurdling scream as the mutated shark chase him down. "What the fuck…" Duncan muttered in disbelief.

* * *

Ella was about to take a sip of her red drink but the red slime suddenly leap out and it crawl away with a screech as the princess wannabe fainted from a sudden shock. "…Chef, I have been wondering about that for a while…" Chris glanced at the cooker, "How the hell can you bring the foods ali…"

"Top secret." Chef said flatly.

* * *

Heather drink her glass down in one shot and her face slowly turn green before she spit the mysterious drink out, spraying all over her host in process. "…Gross…" The host muttered.

* * *

"After several rounds, it's all down to Naruto against Sky and Zoey." Chris grinned at the said travelers, "Can Naruto outdrink the girls or will that be the end of the snakes? Our next drink is…Jungle Juice!" He gestured at the shot glasses in Chef's hands.

"WHAT?!" The men screamed out and the rest of the group raised their eyebrows at the frantic men.

"Bring it on, dattebayo." Naruto grinned before Alejandro grabs him by his collar.

"Aniki, I don't think it's good idea and I think you should give up…" Alejandro said nervously with cold sweats, "Um…Because…Um…"

"What would pipsqueak think if she sees her father get drunk?" Duncan stepped in with a nervous expression.

"Yeah, what he said!" The Latino villain nodded with the men.

"Relax, Ma-chan is still in her bed and it's just one shot, dattebayo." The redhead blinked at his friends before he drink his shot, never notice the screaming of the male travelers.

"Look like no one is out this ti…" The host said before DJ and Noah ran past him with high-pitched screams as they ran out of the dining room and he notice that Naruto just passed out right away. "Huh, I never thought that Naruto would be very lightweight…" Chris muttered before the redhead slowly lifts his head up with a giggle and occasional hiccups.

"Oh, no, no, no!" Scott slowly backed away from the drunken redhead, "Not again!"

"Okay, what's going on?" Heather glared at the screaming men before she turn to her childhood friend as he stood up with a stumble, "Idiot, sit do…" Before she know it, Naruto just kiss her out of blue.

"Wha…" Sky gasped before the redhead cut her off with a kiss and he pull away with a giggle.

"Naruto, what are you…" Gwen was about to say something but Naruto pull her in for a kiss and he stumble away from the shunned goth woman.

"Kiss…" Naruto giggled drunkenly, "Kiss, kiss!"

"Brat, snap out of it!" Chef stomped toward the redhead.

"CHEF, NO!" Duncan and Alejandro screamed out and the cooker was about to shout back but the redhead grab the cooker's head with a silly grin.

"Kiss time…" The redhead sing out and the screaming cooker attempt to pry the redhead's hands off.

"Oh, I can't watch it!" Chris covered his eyes.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

Chef brushed his teeth furiously before he spit it out in the sink.

_***Static***_

"…When Aniki get drunk, he becomes a kiss monster…" Alejandro shivered, "And he won't remember anything as soon as he gets sober…"

_***Static***_

"…No one is safe from him…" Duncan winced, "He kisses anyone in sight, no matter what their age is…He'll kiss anyone…Anyone! I was one of his victims…Ugh…He did same thing with everyone when we had men's night out…"

_***Static***_

"He kissed everyone we know…" Noah counted with his fingers, "Harold, Owen, Cody, Geoff…" The footage fast-forward for a while, "And Ezekiel…Everyone…"

_***Static***_

Chris brushed his teeth furiously, it turned out that he also fall victim to the kiss monster.

* * *

The host wiped his mouth as he drop the bended frying pan after he knocked his son out and he glance at the travelers. "…Let's all agreed that we will never speak of what just happened here…" Chris muttered as most of the group agreed with him, "Since Naruto is eliminated from the game, Zoey and Sky won the challenge for the Vomiting Bears and their rewards are…" He gestured at the objects as the intern passed them out to the bears, "Golden Glasses!"

"Oh, my head…" Naruto slowly sat up with a groan as he rubbed his sore head before he notice the stares from the group, "Nani? Do I have something on my face?"

"…No, it's nothing…" Almost everyone said in unison and the redhead just tilted his head with puzzled expression, what is wrong with everybody?

* * *

**(Maeve's Room)**

Naruto only have few hours before the curfew so he decides to spend some time with his daughter and right now, they were having a tea party. "More tea?" Maeve lifted her toy kettle up.

"Hai, please." Naruto grinned and they kept pretending to sip their cups for a while as the redhead glanced at his daughter. "…Um…" He scratched his head, "Ma-chan, I'm going to ask you a 'What if' question, dattebayo…Do you know what 'What if' question is?"

"Yes, I do, nya." The little girl nodded, "It's like things but it's not real, nya."

"Yeah, like that." The redhead smiled before he clear his throat, "Um…I want to know how will you feel if…Um…What if you get new daddy or mommy?"

"I'll be sad, nya!" Maeve gasped before she sniff, "A-A-Am I getting new daddy and mommy?"

"No, no, no!" Naruto quickly picked his daughter up as he hugged her, "It's just a 'What if' question. You know that daddy and mommy love you so much that we won't give you up to anyone else, dattebayo."

"Then I'll stay with mommy and daddy forever?" The little girl asked.

"Hai, forever." The redhead smiled.

"I love you, daddy, nya!" Maeve hugged her father's neck, "Forever and ever!"

"And I love you more, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his daughter's back with a grin and in his head, he was very nervous because he have a good feeling that he may have to make an choice soon than he think.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

Several days later, the travelers were having their breakfast and Duncan was about to take a bite until he notice something. "Hey, where's whisker?" Duncan looked around for his friend, "I don't see him anywhere."

"Maybe he went to his room?" Zoey shrugged and someone was about to say something but the loudspeaker caught their attention.

"Travelers, today we will have a challenge in Cambodia." Chris' voice rang out, "Finish your breakfast immediately and meet me outside. McLean out!"

"Do you think it's gonna be an elimination challenge?" DJ glanced at the travelers.

"Should be because we're overdue for one." Noah replied.

* * *

**(Cambodia)**

The travelers stand in front of a tallest building and they all noticed that the redhead was not present as their host show up with an evil grin. "Chris, where is Naruto?" Blaineley asked with hands on her hip.

"You'll find out in a time." Chris smirked before he gesture at the building, "Today, our reward challenge will take place in this building…"

"Another reward challenge again?" Courtney groaned, she really wants to take some bears out right away.

"And like the Animal Kingdom challenge, it's an individual challenge." The host continued his dialogue as he ignored the CIT, "Your challenge?" He paused to hold his snicker back, "Nametag Hunter!" The travelers gasped in horror as the host laughed out loud, "That's right! The hunter is lurking somewhere in this building and guess what? He have set up a lot of traps so I better watch my steps if I were you. All you have to do is to find ten pieces of the hunter's nametag and plaster it on his back to eliminate him…You also have to take your opponents out too. The last one standing wins the challenge and a sweet reward!"

"Ooh, sound like fun!" Izzy giggled to herself and several travelers glanced at each other nervously, they hope that Naruto will go easy on them.

"Interns, please escort our travelers to their rooms." Chris called out as the interns dragged the travelers into the building, "Oh! By the way, your jacket is in the rooms!"

* * *

**(Building)**

"_Challenge start! Challenge start!"_

"I still can't believe that they force us to looking around for these nametag pieces again…" Heather grumbled under her breath and she start her search for the pieces as she keep her guard up, she hope that she don't run into the hunter or any travelers soon.

* * *

Gwen open the cabinet drawers and she ransack though it for a while as she keep her eyes on the door to make sure that no one can sneak up on her. It wasn't long enough until she found the first piece and she was about to leave the room but she hear someone at the door. She quickly stand right next to the door, just in time as someone entered the room and the goth woman wait until the person walk pass her before she quickly rip the nametag off. "What the hell!" Amy shouted out and she turn around to see Gwen as she ran away from the evil twin. "Oh great…" The evil twin growled to herself.

* * *

"I'm really scared and nervous right now, man…" DJ glanced around in alarm.

"Relax, don't worry." Noah replied as they walked together, they both decide to work together for now and the Jamaican giant doesn't want to be all alone in a spooky empty building. "We haven't come across any traps or Naruto at all…"

"Yeah, you're right…" The Jamaican giant gulped, "But it's way too quiet…"

"Wait a second…" The bookworm stopped in his track, "It is actually way too quiet…" Something caught his eyes, causing him to glance down and he raise his eyebrow at DJ's leg. "And why is there a rope around your ankle?"

"Say what?" DJ looked down to see a rope, wrapping around his ankle and before they know it, the rope suddenly drag the screaming Jamaican giant into the shadow of the hallway as the shocked bookworm watched on.

"DJ!" Noah cried out and he heard something ripped off in the dark before a familiar figure slowly walk out with a dark chuckle, revealing to be the hunter.

"**Ah, how long has it been since I hunt you guys?"** The hunter chuckled evilly at the sweating bookworm, **"It feel like forever to me…Shall I let you go so I can have some fun with you or shall I just take you out?"** He tapped his chin,** "Decision, decision…Ah, I know!"**

"NOPE!" The bookworm suddenly ripped his own nametag off, "NOPE!" He turned around on his heels before he walk away, there's no way in hell that he will be hunted down like an animal and get traumatized in process.

"_DJ out! Noah out!"_

"…**That was unexpected but fun in a way."** The hunter chuckled darkly, seems to enjoy the effect that he has on some travelers.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"There is no way in hell I'm going to stay in same room with the hunter." Noah waved his hands, "I would gladly take my own nametag off instead of running around like a headless chicken while Naruto taking his sweet time to hunt me down."

_***Static***_

"Everyone is such a coward." Courtney crossed her arms with a scoff, "It's just Naruto in costume. I can totally take him on as soon as I found all the pieces on my own and…" She kept rambling on, never notice that a familiar arm slowly reach out for the light switch before the light went out. "Hey! Who turned the lig…" The CIT snarled, only to scream out as the hunter's face suddenly appeared in front of her face and he rip her nametag off before she can do anything.

* * *

Duncan twist his torso around to avoid Izzy's hands as she try to take hold on his nametag and he attempt to grab her nametag but the crazy woman swat his hand away, Izzy just ambushed him early as soon as he found his second piece. The punk quickly shoves her back a bit before he manages to take hold of her nametag and he quickly rips it off.

"_Izzy out! Izzy out!"_

"Aww, so close." Izzy handed him a piece with a pout.

"Oh, you had one?" Duncan smirked, "Lucky, that's three for me."

* * *

Scott walk down the hallway as he check each rooms and he was about to move on to the next floor until he spot a closet door. "The piece better be inside." Scott muttered to himself as he opened the door and he blink at the sight in front of him, it turned out that Maeve was inside the closet. She was wearing a black cloak with a skull mouth mask and he notice that she was holding an air horn. "What's up with the air horn?"

"**Daddy is coming!"** Maeve pushed her air horn with a giggle and the scheming farmer rolled his eyes.

"Your pa won't hear this noi…" The scheming farmer said, only to get cut off as someone place an arm around his shoulders and he slowly turn his head around to see the hunter as the scheming farmer's face paled at him.

"**I can see that you already met my little huntress."** The hunter chuckled darkly and Scott was about to give him a reply but the hunter tore his nametag off right away before the hunter turn to his daughter. **"Here you go, my little huntress."** He gave his daughter a piece of chocolate bar, **"Now run off and find the preys."**

"**Yes, daddy!"** Maeve ran off with a giggle, hoping to find the rest of the travelers so she can get more candies.

* * *

"_Ella out! Dawn out!"_

"Sorry, girls." Alejandro tossed their nametags away and the women gave him their pieces with a sigh before the interns drag them away. "Now I have four on me..." He counted his pieces before he rub his chin in deep thought, he believe that all pieces should be found by now but he have no idea who own the pieces…

"_Duncan out! Blaineley out!"_

The Latino villain wonder who just eliminated them, it turn out that it was Sky and Gwen who just eliminated them by working together until they find all the pieces.

* * *

Zoey and Bridgette was looking though the office as they keep their eyes on each other since it's an individual challenge and it wasn't long enough until they stop their search. "Nothing here…" Bridgette sighed and the indie woman glances around until she spots an unopened closet.

"Did you check this closet?" Zoey pointed at the said door and the surfer woman shook her head as they walk toward the door. The indie woman open it and their eyes widened as soon as they heard a snapping wire before the net sprang out, entrapping them in process. They start to struggling around for a while, attempting to get out of the net trap until they hear someone entering the room with a evil chuckle and they both look up to see the hunter.

"**Well, well, look like I caught two preys."** The hunter chuckled darkly and he tore Bridgette's nametag off before he quickly removes Zoey's nametag. It all happened within few seconds and they didn't have any chance to react. **"Four more preys to go."** The hunter took off with another evil chuckle and the eliminated travelers groaned to themselves as the interns picked them up.

* * *

"_Alejandro out! Alejandro out!"_

"Yes, six pieces!" Heather smirked smugly as Alejandro glared at her for ambush, somehow she managed to sneak up on him when he was going down the stair.

"You'll regret it later." Alejandro muttered.

"Whatever, see you later…" The queen bee scoffed as she walks down the hallway, only to get ambushed by Sky and Gwen and it wasn't long enough until they tear Heather's nametag off.

"_Heather out! Heather out!"_

"Told you so." The Latino villain smirked at the fuming queen bee.

"Now we have all ten pi…" Sky smiled, only to gasp out as the goth woman rip her nametag off.

"Sorry, Sky." Gwen smirked at the groaning Cree woman as she walked away, "Now it's time for the hunter to lose for once…" She took a several steps before she notices her daughter as she stand in front of her, "Sweeties? Why are you here?"

"**Hi, mommy!"** Maeve pushed her horn with a giggle, **"Daddy is coming!"**

"Say what?!" The goth woman quickly glanced from side to side as she tensed up, preparing herself for the hunter's arrival but nothing happened. "…Oh, sweeties." She sighed as she turned her head to the little girl, "Don't scared me like th…" Suddenly, the hunter burst through the ceiling, causing the goth woman to scream out and the hunter rip her nametag off in a flash before she can do anything about it.

"_Gwen out! Challenge over! The hunter wins!"_

"**Yay, we win!"** The little girl threw her hands up with a cheer.

"**Yes, our hunt is once again successful."** The hunter chuckled as he picked his daughter up and they walked away with a dark chuckle.

"…I hope she don't pick that scary habit up after Naruto." Gwen muttered, attempting to calm her beating heart down.

* * *

"Congrats, Naruto, you just win another nametag hunter challenge and your reward?" Chris grinned at the travelers as he gestured at the gold life-size familiar statue, "Gold Hunter Statue!"

"…Um…" Naruto stared at the gold statue. It was a life-size of hunter in a pounce pose as the travelers release their breaths, it looks so real and they might cover it up with the sheet if they won this reward. "…I have a mixed feeling about that, dattebayo."

"At that rate, we will have no rooms for our rewards." Gwen deadpanned.

* * *

**(Chrisship: Bridge)**

"Oh man, we really give out a lot of rewards lately!" Chris chuckled, "We barely eliminated anyone, beside Owen and Max…"

"I still think it's funny that they both came and went out at same time." Chef grunted.

"Yeah, I know." The host nodded, "Anyway…So far, we have found out a few things about our travelers…Like Naruto is not allowed to go near any alcohol for a long time…" He shivered at the memories, "Our questions are…Will Naruto finally make his decision or not? Will we kick some unlucky travelers out? What kind of challenges will we throw at them? Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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_Vomiting Bear: Dawn, DJ, Ella, Gwen, Izzy, Noah, Sky, Zoey_

_Farting Snake: Amy, Alejandro, Courtney, Blaineley, Bridgette, Duncan, Heather, Naruto, Scott_

_Eliminated: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Brick, Cameron, Cody, Dakota, Dave, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler_

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_**Random WDL Fact: Before I create this crossover story, I came across Personazero's UGILF's chapter on Gwen and I never heard of this show so I decide to watch it. If it wasn't for his work, I may won't know anything about TD or even think about creating this story!**_

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**And this ends our thirty-nine chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Wow, that's a lot of reward challenges in this chapter and only one elimination challenge…It's too bad for Owen and Max since they both come back for another chance, only to lose again.**

**It's the last appearance of the Nametag Hunter and the paint bomb tag challenges so I hope that you all enjoy it so far.**

**We're getting closer to the end of this story! Five more chapters of TDO arc before the epilogue chapter! I'm actually starting the countdown!**

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	40. Odyssey: Rapid Elimination

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**Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Joker: They are still dating each other. Like everyone always say...Love's a funny thing.**

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**Anyway, it's time for the forty chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

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**Chapter 40: Odyssey: Rapid Elimination**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the travelers earn a lot of rewards as they battle it out though several challenges." Chris grinned, "During the challenges, only two travelers got kicked out and there are only seventeen travelers left in the game! Who will survive our next challenges? What kind of challenges are they? Who will be the loser-boat's victims? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Hallway)**

Ella lock her door and she was about to walk to the dining room for lunch but she notice that Naruto just exited his room before she glance around to make sure that there's no one around. "Hello, Naruto." The princess wannabe called out and the redhead glanced over his shoulders.

"Hey, Ella." Naruto scratched his head, "Um…What's up?"

"Well, um…" Ella fidgeted with her fingers, she has been thinking about confessing to her crush in person for a while and it took her a while until she finally gets enough courage to do it. "Naruto, I want to tell you something important…" Ella glanced up at the redhead as she takes a deep breath, "Naruto, I really l…"

"Attention, maggots!" Chef's voice blared out from the PA, cutting the princess wannabe off. "We are about to reach the Netherlands soon so get your asses out and ready for the challenge!"

"Oh, already?" The redhead blinked at the loudspeaker, it has been about two days since they had the nametag hunter challenge. He turn his head to the princess wannabe, "Oh, sorry. What were you going to tell me?"

"I'll tell you after the challenge…" The princess wannabe replied with a sigh since there's a good chance that someone may walk across them anytime now, "…In private, okay?"

"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "Sure…"

"Meet you at the sundeck tonight." Ella walked away with a wave and the redhead just waved back.

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**(Netherlands)**

The travelers stare at a familiar platform as it floating around in the pool and their host gives them a wide grin. "Today we will have three games and the team that loses two out of three game will see me at the elimination ceremony!" Chris gestured at the floating platform, "Our first challenge is Water Battle! Five versus five!"

"Again?!" Heather threw her hands up with an annoyed groan.

"Well, we want to save our best challenges for later." The host shrugged with an evil smirk before he clear his throat, "Bears, your players are DJ, Zoey, Noah, Gwen and Sky. They will face against Scott, Courtney, Duncan, Amy and Bridgette." He waited until the chosen travelers take their place on the platform, "And…" He blew his air horn, "Go!" The players charge toward each other and Scott quickly shove DJ off the platform before the Jamaican giant can do anything about it.

"Enjoy the swim…" Scott mocked before Zoey push him into the water.

"GET IN THE DAMN WATER!" Courtney kicked Noah right in the groin, causing him to fall into the pool with a bloodcurdling scream and she glance around before she notices that Duncan and Gwen was trying to push each other off the platform. An idea pop in her head and she quickly push both of them off with a cruel smirk, never notice that Amy just fall in the water with Sky.

"Hey, we're on same team!" Duncan glared at the CIT.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there." The CIT smirked, only to scream out as the indie woman shoves her into the pool before Bridgette quickly push Zoey off the floating platform.

"Farting Snake win the first challenge!" Chris announced as the said team cheered, "Now off to the next location for our second game."

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**(Court)**

"Our second challenge is dodgeball!" The host grinned at the groaning travelers, "I'm gonna announce the players since you all know the rules of the dodgeball…Snakes, your players are Heather, Alejandro, Naruto, Blaineley and Scott…Bears, your players are Dawn, Ella, Izzy, DJ and Sky."

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**(Confessional)**

"So it's one of these physical challenges?" Duncan rolled his eyes with a snort, "Lame and unoriginal."

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"Game's…" Chef glanced at the players as they stared at five balls in the middle of the court, "…ON!" The players ran up to the middle line, snatching up some balls and they quickly retreat back to their team as they kept their guard up. The bears have three balls and the snakes have two balls. Ella throws her ball and it hit Scott's groin by accident, causing the poor scheming farmer to drop on his knee with a groan.

"Sorry!" The princess wannabe gulped nervously before she duck under the flying ball, threw by Heather. DJ throws his own ball at the snakes but they dodge it before Naruto toss his ball at the Jamaican giant and DJ leap over the ball, only to hit in stomach by Alejandro's ball. Before Alejandro know it, the ball smash into his face, courtesy of Izzy, and Heather just take Ella out as Sky hit Blaineley's left leg with her ball. The redhead was about to launch his ball but the remaining bears' players threw all of their balls at him and he managed to avoid two balls before the final ball smack his right arm.

"Oh, come on!" Heather frowned and she attempts to take one of the bears out but it was too late as a ball hit her right in her stomach.

"It's a tie between Vomiting Bears and Farting Snakes!" The host walked away with a grin, "Which mean the next challenge will be our tiebreaker."

"What kind of challenge do you think he'll make us do?" DJ gulped nervously.

"Dunno." Sky shrugged her shoulders.

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**(Woods)**

"Tug of war!" Chris gestured at the longest rope and several travelers raised their eyebrows at the pit before their faces turn pale as soon as they hear several savage snarls.

"Um…" Bridgette raised her hand up, "What is in the pit?"

"Oh, I don't know…" The host tapped his chin with a confusing expression, "I believe we just tossed a few mutated animals in there after we gave them some…Um…Medical pills? Yeah, it's just a bunch of mutated animals on pills…"

"In another words, you just drugged them up." Noah deadpanned.

"Teams, grab the rope and get ready!" Chris ignored the bookworm's comment as the teams picked the rope up, "And…GO!" The teams tugged their rope harder as they try to drag each other toward the pit and it wasn't long enough until a certain team start to skid across the ground.

"Pull!" Gwen shouted out but it was too late and the screaming bears fall into the pit before they quickly get out with few scrapes and bruises.

"The Farting Snakes just won the challenge!" The host grinned at the cheering team before he turns his head to the bears, "Bears, you, me, the deck of shame!"

"I wonder who's gonna be out tonight, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at the grumbling bears as he scratched his head.

"Your guess is good as mine." Alejandro rubbed his chin with a shrug.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"When was the last time we have an elimination ceremony?" Chris tapped his chin as the bears glanced at each other, "Was it in Thailand or Vietnam? Oh well…I just got the results and the lucky travelers that get the shrimps are…" He called their names out as Chef tossed the shrimps at them, "Gwen, Sky, Noah, Izzy, Zoey and Dawn…" He glanced at Ella and DJ, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The princess wannabe gulped worriedly.

"…" The Jamaican giant sweated nervously.

"…Ella!" The host grinned.

"At least I didn't end up get cursed and hurt those innocent ani…" DJ grinned before the cooker tossed him in the lifeboat with the cash bag.

"I hope you'll stop whining around like a sissy!" Chef dropped the lifeboat into the sea.

"That's a false hope there." Chris chuckled.

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**(Sundeck)**

Naruto and Ella were just standing around near the rail in silence until the redhead speak up as he scratch his head, "So what were you gonna tell me?"

"Well…" Ella took a deep breath, "Naruto…I want to tell you that I really…" She blushed, "I-I-I really love you! I fall for you because you're always kind and sweet…I really enjoy each moments that I get to spend time with you every day and I always love it each time you listening to my singing, dance with me, everything…To me, Naruto, you are the sweet prince that I fall in love and I want to spend the rest of my life with you." She looks into the shocked redhead's eyes and before he knows it, she kisses him on lips before she pull away.

"E-E-Ella…" The redhead stuttered with red face, he knows that she like him but it was still shocking for him.

"Naruto, I know that you won't give me an answer right away so I'll wait for the day that you will make your decision." The princess wannabe said as she quickly move over to the entrance before she glance over her shoulder with a smile, "Naruto…I love you, my prince." She quickly entered the ship after she finished her sentence.

"I-I-I-I…" Naruto stuttered before he slump over the rail, he really never expected that the princess wannabe was going to confess to him about her feeling and he really don't know what to say.

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**(Hallway)**

The next morning, the snakes were snoring in their rooms until the blaring horn woke everyone up and they start to grumble to themselves as the host's voice spoke out of the PA. "Travelers, today we will visit Isle of Man, aka Mann!" Chris' voice chuckled, "That's right, we have challenge today! Mclean out."

"Why does he always say 'McLean out'?" Blanieley grumbled to herself.

"Maybe he likes to say that?" Bridgette shrugged tiredly.

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**(Isle of Man)**

"Oh no, not these stupid things." Gwen groaned as soon as she noticed the flying chairs in front of the lake.

"Today our challenge will be all about flying chairs!" Chris grinned at the travelers, "We will play two games with the flying chairs and if it ends in tie, we will have a tiebreaker game. Our first game is…" He gestured at the sets of buttons, "Deadly Choice! Each button is connecting to each chair and it's all randomized so you won't know who will take a dive! One player from each team will take a turn and they have to push one button…The game will be over as soon as one team is wiped out!"

"So it's all about luck, right?" Amy raised her eyebrows.

"Yes." The host pulled his clipboard out, "Our players are Ella and Scott. Everyone, take your seats." He glanced at the travelers as they take their seats before he turn his head to the players, "Ella, you may start first."

Ella glance at the buttons nervously, "Okay, here goes nothing…" She push one of the button and Dawn don't even react as the flying chair fling her up in air before the petite woman fall into the lake with a splash. Scott rub his chin as he stare at the buttons before he push a random button, launching Heather up in air with a bloodcurdling scream. The princess wannabe push another button and Alejandro flew up in air, followed by Bridgette as soon as the scheming farmer push his chosen button.

"So far, so go…" Sky said nervously, only to get cut off as the flying chair fling her up in air and Izzy was about to say something but the flying chair throw the giggling crazy woman into the lake.

"Woo!" Izzy shook the water off, "Again! Do it again!" Before she knows it, Amy and Zoey land in the lake.

"Ha, suck to be them." Blaineley teased before she screams out as the flying chair launch her up in air with Gwen.

"…Oh, boy…" Noah muttered before he flings up in air with a high-pitched scream.

"First round goes to the Farting Snake!" Chris chuckled, "Naruto will face against Noah in the next round and our second game? Quiz Battle! The rule is pretty simple…Answer the question wrong and one of your teammates will go for a swim."

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**(Confessional)**

"I seriously hope that Chris won't give us any weird questions…" Noah deadpanned, "…Plus nonsense questions that he only know about."

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"Naruto, here is the first question." The host glanced at his cue cards, "What was the name of the mountain that Napoleon crossed to invade Italy?"

"Alps." Naruto replied.

"Correct!" Chris turned to the bookworm, "Noah, your question…In Denmark, an ancient body was unearthed on May 6, 1950. What name did they give to this ancient body?"

"Hmm…" Noah tapped his chin, "I believe it was Tollund Man."

"Yes, that's right." The host grinned, "Naruto, tell me…The urban legend was coined in 1968 and Jan Harold Brunvand published the urban legend book in 1981…What was the name of this book?"

"Um…" The redhead scratched his head for a while as he tried to figure it out, "…The Hook?"

"Wrong!" Chris smirked as Heather flew into the lake with a scream, "The answer is Vanishing Hitchhiker: American Urban Legends and Their Meanings. Noah, your turn…In the Meio Era Japan, what was the name of the emperor that acceded to the throne during 1500?"

"…I don't know?" The bookworm rubbed his neck and Ella yelped out as the flying chair fling her up in air.

"His name was Go-Kashiwabara." The host chuckled, "Naruto…"

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Courtney fly in the air with a scream before Izzy smash into her stomach as they fall into the lake with a huge splash.

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Scott spit the water out as he swim back to the shore until he notice a familiar fin before Fang raise his head up with a grin. "…OH, COME ON!" Scott screamed out before the mutated shark pulls the screaming scheming farmer down to beat him up again.

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Gwen cried out as she land in the lake and she start to grumble to herself before she hear a scream in the air, causing her to look up to see Zoey. The goth woman attempt to duck under the water but it was too late and the indie woman accidentally land on her.

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"I fucking hate this fucking show…" Duncan grumbled, he kept got hit by the falling women since he got tossed into the lake. It turned out that Amy, Bridgette and Sky all landed on him while he was swimming back to the shore. He suddenly hears a scream and the punk glance up to see Blaineley. "…Please don't land on me, please don't land on…" The punk chanted before the blonde woman crash into him.

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"Noah and Naruto, you both have only one teammate left." Chris grinned at the players as they glanced at Dawn and Alejandro, "Let's make it more interesting…I will give you the final question and whoever answers it first wins! Ready? Your final question…Alexander Graham Bell is famous for experimenting with hearing devices and telephone. What was the reason that influenced him to work on these?"

"Um…" Noah blinked confusingly.

"He got into it because his mother and wife both are deaf and he becomes more curious about how the sounds work, dattebayo." Naruto snapped his fingers before he notice some raised eyebrows, "Nani? I just saw it on television another day, I think it was called 'Though Deaf Eyes' or something."

"…Naruto got it right and the Farting Snake won the challenges…" The host muttered, he never expected that anyone would answer it right away. "Which mean the Vomiting Bear will have the elimination ceremony!"

"Again?" Sky groaned with her teammates.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"To recap so far, Gwen, Zoey, Dawn, Izzy and Sky have their shrimps." Chris grinned at the said travelers before he turn his head to Noah and Ella, "It's all down to Ella and Noah. The one that will get the final shrimp is…"

"…" The bookworm gulped nervously.

"…" The princess wannabe fidgeted with her fingers nervously.

"…Noah!" The host announced as he tossed the cash bag to the princess wannabe, "Sorry, Ella, I guess you won't get a happy ending with the first place reward after all."

"It's okay because I have no re…" Ella smiled before the cooker suddenly tosses her into the lifeboat and he just drops it into the sea.

"One down, nine to go…" Chef growled.

"Sheesh, you're such a mother hen." Chris rolled his eyes, only to run away with a yelp as the cooker chase him with the cleaver.

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**(Dining Room)**

Naruto sip his ramen in the empty room as he kept replaying Ella's confession in his head and before he knows it, someone jumps on his back. "Whisker time!" Izzy rubbed his cheeks with a giggle.

"S-S-S-Stop it, dattebayo!" Naruto pulled away from Izzy before he blink at her confusingly, "…Wait a second…Wasn't you supposed to be in the cargo hold?"

"I snuck out by taking the vents." The crazy woman threw her hands up excitingly, "Ooh, there were so many cool stuffs in the vent!"

"I-I-I see…" The redhead scratched his head.

"So what were you thinking about?" Izzy asked.

"Um…" Naruto glanced around nervously with a faintly blush, "I was thinking about something important, dattebayo…"

"Ooh, did someone confessed to you?" The crazy woman grinned jokily before she notices that the redhead's face turn more red, "Ooh! She did!"

"N-N-No, it was not Ella, dattebayo!" The redhead gulped nervously.

"I never said it was Ella." Izzy giggled as Naruto smacked his forehead, "Wow, I can't believe Ella just beat me to it."

"Yeah…" Naruto nodded before he slowly turn to the crazy woman with a raised eyebrow as soon as he realized what she just said, "…Wait, what?!"

"Oh well, here I go." The crazy woman cleared her throat, "Naruto, I love you since the first day we met each other. I really can't see myself going out with anyone but you because I only can have whisker time with you and I always enjoy seeing how you react to everything that I did with you…Oh, and I totally love to make out with you!"

"Say wha…" The redhead said before Izzy lunge toward him and she start to make out with him for a while until she release him, gigging at his gaping expression.

"Red, I really love you and I mean it." Izzy pecked his lips before she hop away with a giggle, "I'll see you around, Red."

"…D-D-D-Did that just happened?" Naruto stuttered.

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Several days later, the travelers were eating their breakfast and Gwen glance at her daughter as she slump on the table with pout. "Sweeties, what's wrong?" Gwen asked.

"I'm bored, nya!" Maeve buried herself into her mother's side, "I want go home. How long?!"

"It won't be very long." The goth woman rubbed the little girl's back, "We will be home soon before you know it."

"Hai, your mommy is right, dattebayo." Naruto glanced at his daughter and he was about to say something but the feedback cut him off.

"Travelers, today we will stop at Arcachon Bay, France." Chris' voice echoed, "If I were you, I better do some little warm-up."

"Warm-up for what?" Courtney raised her eyebrow.

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**(France: Arcachon Bay)**

The travelers stumble across the field with some difficult and their host snicker at the sight. "What the hell is wrong with this place?" Duncan growled as his right foot sunk into the field before he pulls it out harder with a grunt.

"It's a mudflat." Dawn spoke up as she turns her head to the host, "What kind of challenge will take place here?"

"I'm glad you asked…" Chris chuckled, "Today's challenge is…Mudflat Race!"

"Wait, you want us to run in this place?!" Amy threw her hands up, "Do you have any idea how hard it is to move around?!"

"Oh, yeah." The host snickered evilly, "Since there are only six members on the bear's team, three snakes will sit out and it's gonna be…" He pulled the clipboard out, "Courtney, Bridgette and Blaineley!"

"Lucky me." Blaineley smirked before she trips down, courtesy of her trapped feet.

"You, the racers, will race across the mudflat while avoiding the traps and obstacles!" Chris gestured at the empty field and Sky raise her index finger to say something but a butterfly float to the ground before it blow up, causing the Cree woman to bring her finger back down. "First person to cross the finishing line wins the challenge for his or her team and the losing team will visit me at the elimination ceremony!"

"First person?" Zoey blinked, "Not whole team?"

"Yes, the person that takes the first-place wins the challenge for his or her team." The host repeated, "Now take your place!"

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**(Confessional)**

"Usually, I will say that it's gonna be a snap for us…" Duncan crossed his arms, "But with the mudflat, it's anyone's game."

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"On your mark…" Chris blew his air horn as the racers took off right away, "RUN!" He stared at the stumbling racers as they tried to run across the mudflat, "I said run!"

"Easier said than done!" Gwen grumbled under her breath and she take a few steps before the boxing glove shot out, hitting the goth woman in chin as she fall down on her back.

"Now that's a knock…" Heather was about to jeer but she step on a mine and it exploded, sending the screaming queen bee back to the starting line. Duncan stumble across the mudflat and Dawn was right behind him as they raced each other for a while until they suddenly fling up in air with a scream, courtesy of hidden catapult.

"Ooh, I wanna know how they hid a huge catapult…" Izzy giggled before she trip down on the mudflat and she turn around on her back. "Mud angel!" She giggled as she moved her limbs around.

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**(Confessional)**

"Sometime I wonder why no one commits her to the asylum." Chef grunted with crossed arms, "Can't anyone see how crazy and random she is?"

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Naruto pull his legs out of the mud as he get closer to the finishing line before a large water cannon rise from the mud and it fire at the screaming redhead, pushing him back farther.

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Zoey take one step forward and before she know it, she fall into the mud as it buried her all way up to her waist. She attempt to get out of the mud but it was too difficult for her to move around.

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Alejandro crawl sluggishly for a while until he raise his eyebrow at the huge shadow on the ground before he glance up to see a falling bear and he scream out as the bear land on him with a roar. It turned out that Chef and Chris just launch the creature up in air by using the catapult.

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Sky give out a grunt each time she pull her foot out of the mud as she get close to the finishing line and she was about to cross the line first but the swinging boulder knock her back farther. "You gotta kidding me…" The aspiring Olympian groaned as she stood up, only to get hit by another swinging boulder.

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Amy tug her right foot before her boot comes off, causing her to fall down with a grunt. "Stupid show…" Amy stood up with a grumble, only to get knock down as Scott ran past her and the evil twin was about to shout but Fang run over her.

"WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING HIM IN?!" Scott screamed at the host.

"We don't." Chris shrugged his shoulders, "He always gets out of his cage."

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Izzy was still making mud angels, ignoring the fact that her teammates just run into another traps again.

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Chris and Chef take a sip out of their drinks and the host turns his head to the cooker. "You know what?" The host smirked at Chef, "I actually like mudflat. It always gives them hard time to move around and it's pretty hilarious to see them fall down like a moron."

"Oh yeah, I hear you there." Chef chuckled evilly before they notice that someone was crawling toward the finishing line with a weak groan.

"About time someone show up." Chris smirked at Duncan as he managed to cross the finish line first, "Duncan come in first place! The Farting Snake is the winner…Again!"

"Oh, thank you!" Noah groaned weakly, he can't even move a muscle and it was so exhausting for him.

"Bears, you know the drill." The host winked at the bears.

"We'll be there…" Zoey winced, "After we rest up a bit here." Almost everyone agreed with her.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"You're the good guys here and yet, the villains are kicking your asses so hard!" Chris grinned at the glaring bears, "Okay…Remember, if you don't get the shrimp, you're out of here…The shrimps go to…" The host glanced at his clipboard before he calls their names out as Chef flick the shrimps at them, "Dawn, Sky, Zoey and Gwen." He glanced at Izzy and Noah, "The final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The crazy woman hummed a tune.

"…" The bookworm gulped nervously.

"…Noah!" The host announced before he tosses the cash bag to the crazy woman, "Izzy, here's your million bucks!" The travelers gasped, "That's right! The cash bag is now one million dollars!"

"Cool!" Izzy opened her cash bag with a giggle, "Hmm, I wonder if it's possible to get a genetic mutation from a mad sci…"

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, CRAZY MAGGOT!" Chef tossed the crazy woman into the lifeboat before he drop the boat into the sea.

"Okay, meet me in the dining room for your next challenge." Chris clapped his hands with a grin, "Chef, go get…"

"The snakes, yeah, yeah, I know!" The cooker stomped away with an eyeroll.

"Another challenge?!" Gwen threw her hands up with a groan before she sigh to herself, 'Looks like we really will get home sooner before we know it.'

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**(Dining Room)**

The travelers sit down at the table and they were waiting for their host to show up. "So what kind of challenge do you think he will make us do this time?" Scott asked.

"Maybe something unoriginal." Almost everyone said in unison before their host finally shows up with a wide grin.

"Are you ready for your next challenge?" Chris chuckled, "I just took this challenge from a certain episode of Aftermath show during the Revenge of Island season and add a little twist to it…"

"Um…" Sky whispered to her teammates, "Which one is he gonna use…"

"Your challenge is to find your nametag jacket, put it on then performs a self-destruction rip." The host grinned at the travelers, "You heard me, you have to take your own nametag off! First team to wipe out will get immunity from tonight's elimination ceremony!"

"Wait a minute!" Courtney pointed at the bears, "They only have five members! You should…"

"You may start now!" Chris ignored the CIT as the teams quickly split up right away and she stomp away with a snarl.

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**(Confessional)**

"Now I'm pretty certain that we can win this one." Zoey sighed, "I hope I'll make it to the merge."

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**(Cargo Hold)**

"It should be here somewhere…" Bridgette ransacked through several crates, she bet that someone would hid a jacket in a crate.

"Any luck over there?" Scott asked nervously as he glanced around, he wasn't sure if Chris or Chef set the traps up again. "…I-I-If you see Fang, just let me know so I can run."

"Relax, I'm sure that they won't sic Fang on you again." The surfer woman muttered before she opens another crate to see a jersey jacket with her nametag and she quickly put it on. "Scott, do you need help or…?"

"Nah, just rip it off." The scheming farmer scoffed and the surfer woman shrugged her shoulders before she rip her nametag off.

"_Bridgette out! Bridgette out!"_

Scott turns back to the crate and he opens it before he screams out in pain as the fire-breathing plant burn him.

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**(Boiler Room)**

"It's official, Chris and Chef are psychos." Gwen deadpanned as soon as she found her jacket, hanging over a boiling engine and she swear that she just saw some of flies burst up in flames. "Okay, let's see…" She glanced around until she spots a ladder, "Bingo." The goth woman leaned the ladder against the heated engine, only to drop her jaw as the ladder slowly melt into the boiler and she quickly climb up to snatch her jacket before she jump down as soon as the ladder break down. "Oh, wow, that was easy." Gwen ripped her nametag off right away.

"_Gwen out! Gwen out!"_

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**(Sundeck)**

Courtney grumbles to herself with a sneer as she look around for her jacket and it wasn't long enough until she spots a jacket at the bottom of the pool. She dive into the pool and grab it before she quickly get out of the poll and she glance at the jacket, only to groan as soon as she realized it wasn't her jacket but Noah's jacket. "…Wait a minute…" Courtney glanced around to see that there was no one around as her lips slowly forming a evil smirk and she toss Noah's jacket over the rail as it fall into the sea. "Oops."

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**(Confessional)**

"There is no rule about it if we find someone else's jacket." Courtney crossed her arms with a scoff, "Like I said before, I will be the one that will win this time and I will step on anyone who dare to get in my way!"

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Naruto put his jacket on and he rips his nametag off, never notice the fact that Chef-robot was chasing Alejandro and Amy down with chainsaw.

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Sky run away with her jacket and Fang chase her down with a roar as he swung the ax around, causing the Cree woman to scream out.

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"_Scott out! Heather out!"_

Duncan stare at the said travelers before he shift his glance to the grinning bear as the creature pull knife and fork out and the punk glare at his teammates. "Thank for leaving me here with a hungry bear." Duncan said sarcastically but his teammates just ignored him as they ran out of the room and the bear tackle the screaming punk down.

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Zoey crawl out of the room with a heavy pant as she wipe the soot off her face, she finally found her jacket after hours of search but it turned out that someone set up a smoke bomb, filled with black powders, and it went off as soon as she found it.

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"Back up!" Amy smashed the broomstick down on the robot's head as she attempt to take her jacket away from the robot, "Back up! UGH! She shouldn't have take their nametags off!" Early, she helped Alejandro and Blaineley with the search and they found three jackets, one of them belong to Courtney, before they found the CIT. They were about to help the evil twin but Courtney ripped Alejandro and Blaineley's nametags off before she remove her own nametag. "When I see her, I'm gonna…" Amy mumbled something under her breath with angry expression, still bashing the poor robot's head in.

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"Where the hell is my jacket?" Noah muttered as he checked each rooms, Dawn had found her jacket early and the bears will win when the bookworm find his jacket but he have been looking everywhere on this ship. He know that there was only one snake left since he just ran into Duncan early and the bookworm hope that he can find his jacket first before the punk does. Noah opens the door, only to scream out as the mutated squirrels tackle him with a screech.

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"Lousy, no-good, fucking show…" Duncan stomped down the hallway as he patted his shoulders to put the fire out, since the beginning of this challenge, he kept ran into various traps and some of them almost kill him in process. He takes a glance around until he spot a unopened door, "…There better not be any trap behind this door or someone's so dead." He opened it to reveal his jacket and he put it on with a sigh. "About fucking time." Duncan ripped his nametag off.

"_Duncan out! Challenge is over! Farting Snake is the winner!"_

The loudspeaker give out a feedback as the host's voice spoke out, "You heard the announcement. Farting Snake is the winner so that mean the Vomiting Bear will once again see me at the elimination ceremony!"

"I almost feel sorry for the bears." The punk walked away, "Almost."

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**(Deck)**

"Not a lot of bears here." Chris chuckled at grumbling travelers, "So this time, I will announce the name of the unlucky loser! Tonight's loser is…"

"…" The bears glanced at each other nervously.

"…" The host grinned, "…Noah!"

"Finally!" Noah threw his hands up, "No more death-tr…"

"Shut the fuck up and get out!" Chef tossed the bookworm into the lifeboat with his cash bag before the cooker drop it into the ocean.

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**(Bridge)**

"Wow, that was really fast that I barely have time to blink once." Chris chuckled, "It look like the villains are supreme once again and they are outnumbering the heroes! So far we have seen some shocking and exciting moments. It gives us more questions…Will we see the merge pretty soon or not? What kind of challenges will we throw at them? Where will we stop at next? Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? How long will it be until we reach the final three? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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**(Hallway)**

Naruto scratch his head nervously as he walk together with Bridgette, the surfer woman told him that she want to tell him something and that was about one hour ago before she finally speak up. "Naruto, I want you to know that I still love you after our breakup." Bridgette glanced at the redhead as he dropped his jaw, "I'm still in love with you because you always make everything bright when we hang out and I'm happy that we still click well during this time…Naruto, I love you and I hope that you will give me another chance." She surprised the redhead by giving him a kiss before she quickly pulls away as she head for her room, "Naruto…Um…I'll wait for your answer when you're ready. I love you." She quickly entered her room with a blush.

Naruto slowly look up to the ceiling with red face, "…Seriously, what did I do in my past life?!"

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_Vomiting Bear: Dawn, Gwen, Sky, Zoey_

_Farting Snake: Amy, Alejandro, Courtney, Blaineley, Bridgette, Duncan, Heather, Naruto, Scott_

_Eliminated: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Brick, Cameron, Cody, Dakota, Dave, DJ, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler_

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_**Random WDL Fact: Originally, Justin and Trent were supposed to come back for the second chance before it was changed to Owen and Max.**_

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**And this ends our forty chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**I know it's bit short but don't worry, the next chapter's length will be back to regular.**

**Possibility: Maybe there will be no chapter next week because some of my relatives are visiting and they will stay over for a week or so. It's possible that there will be a chapter next week or not…We'll see.**

**There are thirteen travelers left and the merge is getting closer! Which mean the TDO arc is almost over! It make me wonder who will make it to the final five…Who know?**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	41. Odyssey: The Final Merge

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**Chapter 41: Odyssey: The Final Merge**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, we went through a few challenges so fast!" Chris grinned, "The Vomiting Bear had lost a lot of members and right now, we have thirteen travelers left! I won't be surprised if the merge happen anytime now. When will we see the merge? What kind of challenges will the travelers face? Where will it take place in? Who will be our victims to take the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Hallway)**

Several snakes walk out of their rooms with a yawn as they stretch out and someone was about to say something but the PA give out a loudest feedback. "Travelers, report to the sundeck." Chris' voice spoke, "McLean out!"

"It better be something good or I'm gonna sock him." Duncan grumbled.

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**(Sundeck)**

"I have a couple announcements to make before we start our challenge." Chris grinned at the travelers as soon as they gathered in front of the host, "First, there are no more teams! That's right, the teams are merged and it's all for one!"

"About time!" Courtney huffed with crossed arms.

"Second…" The host cleared his throat, "Dangerous Room is now no longer in service…" He paused as the travelers cheered together before he blows his air horn to catch their attention, "And now, it's time for your challenge. Our first challenge is…Egg Roulette! Three survivors will get an advantage for next challenge!"

"Good thing that it's not one survivor…" Scott muttered as everyone glanced at Naruto before they take their seats and Chef placed the tray in front of the travelers.

"Let's start with…" Chris glanced around, "Amy!"

"Ugh…" Amy groaned as she picks her egg and she quickly smashes it on her forehead, revealing that it was hard-boiled egg. Scott picks his egg and he slams it on his forehead, only to grimace as the raw egg splatter all over his face.

"Ooh, bad luck there." The host snickered as Naruto picked hard-boiled egg and Sky pounce on her choices before she pick an egg out. The Cree woman breaks her egg, revealing to be another hard-boiled egg and she releases her breath. Alejandro glance at the eggs before he smash his chosen egg and he smirk to himself smugly as he put his boiled egg down.

"You all are taking too long!" Courtney growled angrily at the travelers as Bridgette picked boiled egg before the CIT grab a random egg, "Just do it fast so I can have my turn ne…" The yolk spattered all over her face, causing the CIT to roar in anger.

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**(Confessional)**

"Even if it's a little messy, I'm glad that we have some normal eggs instead of these freaky eggs." Gwen muttered with crossed arms.

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Sky, Alejandro, Bridgette, Duncan and Blaineley have dropped out of the game after several rounds and the host glance at six remaining players as Chef put another tray on the table. "Okay, there are six eggs on this tray and there are six of you so pick one out and wait for my signal." Chris smirked as the players chose their eggs, "Remember, only three of you will get an advantage…Ready? Break them!" The travelers smash their eggs on their foreheads and three out of six eggs splatter all over their faces.

"Ew, not again." Amy wiped the yolk out of her hair with a groan and Heather growled angrily, it turn out that they both chose the raw eggs with Zoey.

"You still have some yolk there." Gwen teased the queen bee, receiving a snarl from her.

"Dawn, Naruto and Gwen won the game, which mean they will get the advantage for the final challenge!" The host chuckled.

"What do we get?" Dawn asked.

"One minute head start on the next challenge, which is…" Chris gestured at the covered tables before the cooker remove the sheets to reveal wooden heads of the eliminated travelers, "Loser-Totem! Like the challenge in the Island season, you have to assemble the heads in order and whoever completes the totem first wins the immunity for tonight's ceremony!"

"Wait, are you serious?" The goth woman threw her hands up, "We barely remember the order!"

"I know, that's why we're having this challenge right now." The host laughed evilly, "Oh, and you three better get start because the time is ticking."

"Okay, Leonard was first …" Naruto glanced at the heads on his table as he tries to put them together, "Then…Meh, I'll do it backward, dattebayo." Sometime, it's better to do it backward since he can remember it easy.

"Um…" Gwen glanced at certain heads as she tapped her chin, "Did Jo come before Jasmine or Ezekiel?"

"Excuse me, Chris, what would we do with the guys that got eliminated together?" The petite woman asked.

"Just put them together next to each other." Chris shrugged, "For several certain double-eliminated travelers, it don't matter what order they are in as long as the totem is assembled in order…" He took a glance at his watch, "Time's up! Travelers, you may start now!" The rest of the travelers quickly run up to their tables, starting to assemble their totem with some puzzled expression as they try to remember the order of eliminated travelers.

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**(Confessional)**

"This challenge sucks." Duncan crossed his arms with a scoff, "But at least, it's safe."

_***Static***_

"My brain is really hurting." Scott rubbed his forehead with a groan, "I really don't remember the order and Chris kept telling me that my totem is wrong each time I finished it…Ugh…Someone, please end this challenge."

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"Psst!" Courtney whispered to Heather, "Was Leshawna eliminated before Rodney or after?"

"You're asking me for help?" Heather glared at the CIT with a sneer, "Figure it out on your own!"

"Answer my question!" The CIT snarled.

"No." The queen bee snorted at the fuming CIT.

"You're gonna…" Courtney was about to say something but a totem fall down, hitting the CIT in head.

"Sorry!" Bridgette winced, it turn out that she accidentally knocked the totem down when she trip over her feet.

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"Chris, did I get it right?" Alejandro jabbed his thumb at his totem and the host check it before he notice that several heads were out of place.

"Close but no cigar." Chris smirked at the groaning Latino villain.

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Duncan stare at the former snails' heads, "…Sometime I hate the curse." He can't remember who were the first and last victims of Sugar's curse since many Killer Snails drop out in a blink.

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It has been about two hours and no one was close to complete their totems. "Wow, you all really have a memory of goldfish." The host taunted with a smirk.

"Can't you just give us some hint?!" Courtney stomped her foot with a deadly growl and the host was about to say something but someone cut him off.

"I'm done." Dawn raised her hand up, "Can you check it?"

"Let's see…" Chris checked the petite woman's totem before he claps his hands together with a grin, "Dawn got her totem correct! That mean she wins the immunity from tonight's elimination ceremony!" He walked away with a lightly chuckle, "I wonder who will go home tonight."

"Not me for sure." Blaineley muttered to herself but they all glance at each other, unsure if someone will vote for each other or not.

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**(Deck)**

"I have the result and Dawn has her first shrimp." The host grinned at the travelers as Dawn put her shrimp down, "If you receive a shrimp, you're safe for another day and if you don't get one…Well, you have to row, row, row all way home! The travelers that get the shrimps are…" Chef threw the shrimps at the travelers as the host calls their names out, "Alejandro, Blaineley, Zoey, Duncan, Naruto, Sky, Courtney, Amy, Gwen and Heather…" He glanced at Bridgette and Scott, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The scheming farmer gulped nervously.

"…" The surfer woman squirmed in her seat, chewing on her lips.

"…Scott!" Chris announced as he tossed the cash bag at the surfer woman, "Time to catch some wave, Bridgette!"

"Well, I'll see yo…" Bridgette glanced at Naruto before the cooker suddenly tosses her into the lifeboat.

"Get the hell out of here, clumsy maggot!" Chef dropped the lifeboat into the sea.

"One down, still more to go." The host chuckled evilly and several travelers glanced at each other worriedly.

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**(Naruto's Room)**

"I think she's sleeping now, dattebayo." The redhead stared at his snoring daughter with a lightly chuckle and Gwen give him a nod, Maeve found out that her parents won't have another sleepover and she was so exciting that she refuse to let her parents go all day.

"Yeah, it has been a while since we have a family time." Gwen giggled before she takes a glance at him, "…Naruto, have you ever think about becoming a real family? You, me and Maeve." If Naruto was drinking something, he would spit it out right away.

"N-N-Nani?" Naruto stuttered, "Are you saying…?"

"Yes, I love you so much that I want us to become a real family…" The goth woman smiled softly as she glanced at her snoring daughter, "For many years, you did so much for me and Maeve without asking for anything in return. Because of that, I really want to tell you how much I love you…Naruto, I love you so much that I feel like I'm completed with you." Before Naruto know it, she kiss him on lip before she pull away and the blushing redhead was about to say something but their daughter suddenly sit up with a sleepy expression as she glance up at her blushing parents.

"…Toilet, nya." Maeve whined.

"I'll take her." Gwen said quickly as she picked their daughter up and she heads for the door before she glances over her shoulder. "I'll see you tomorrow. Love you." She exited the room with sleepy little girl.

"…Oh…" Naruto fall back on his bed with a groan, he kept wonder if his life will get more complex than before or not.

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**(Dining Room)**

The travelers were having their breakfast and no one say a word since they try to figure out how to form an alliance or what to do during the challenges when it come up. "Guys, listen up." Duncan whispered to his fellow male travelers, "I think we better form a guy alliance right now."

"Why?" Scott raised his eyebrow.

"Because if you don't notice…" The punk rolled his eyes, "We're outnumbered by chicks. There are four of us and eight of them."

"Yes, I agree with him." Alejandro nodded, "The ladies are very deadly and they might pick us off one by one."

"I don't know about that, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head as he fed his daughter, "I'm pretty sure that they won't gang up on us."

"That's what they always say." The men said in unison.

"Daddy, why are they weird?" Maeve glanced up at her father with a tilted head.

"They're always weird but that's good thing, dattebayo." The redhead patted her head with a chuckle before he tilts his head with a confusingly blink, "…I think?" Alejandro was about to say something but the loudspeaker cut him off with a feedback.

"Travelers, meet me in the ballroom for your challenge!" Chris' voice rang out with a snicker, "Hurry because I want to start the challenge right away!"

"…Why do I have a bad feeling about that?" Sky gulped nervously and the worried travelers glance at each other.

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**(Ballroom)**

Chris gives the travelers a wide grin and several travelers notice a large wheel next to Chef as he gives them an evil smirk. "Today, we're gonna play one of my favorite challenges…" Chris gestured at the wheel with an evil chuckle, "Say Uncle!"

"Aw, fuck." Duncan groaned with several travelers, "Not again."

"Chef and I will spin the wheel of misfortune and one of you will face whatever the needle land on…" The host explained, "Time limit is ten seconds and if you don't last this long, you're eliminated from the game. Last one standing will win a reward!" He snapped his fingers as the cooker spun the wheel, "The turns will go by alphabet."

"Oh joy." Alejandro deadpanned before the wheel stop on the image of flaming mouth.

"Alejandro, your task is to chug the spiciest hot sauce bottle within ten seconds." Chris grinned as Chef smashed a large bottle on the table with a sadistic grin, "Bottom up!" The Latino villain takes a deep breath before he quickly chugging the bottle down.

"How long do you think it will take until it kicks in…" Zoey whispered to her fellow travelers before Alejandro give out a bloodcurdling scream as he clawing at his throat.

"Now." Heather smirked at the screaming Latino villain.

"Alejandro managed to pass the first round." The host chuckled as they spun the wheel again, "Amy, your task is…" The wheel stopped on the image of snails, "Stay in the barrel for ten seconds and guess what? It's filled with living snails!"

"Ew!" Almost everyone cried out and Chef set the barrel up with a thud.

"Will you do it or will you cry uncle?" Chris smirked at the evil twin.

"The reward better be good or someone's gonna pay for it." Amy growled as she climbed into the barrel with a grimace and it doesn't take long enough until she get out of the barrel as soon as the time ran out. "Ew, I still can feel them." She walked back to her seat with a shiver.

"Blaineley, you're next." The host grinned as the wheel stopped on a picture of food, "Your task is to eat one of Chef's mystery meat and hold it in for ten second!"

Blaineley glance at the green lump on the plate, "…Is it edible?"

"Let me know after you eat it." Chef smirked cruelly and the blonde woman slowly bring the food to her mouth before she chew on it. It only take five seconds before she throw up all over the table and she pass out right away. "Hmm, I guess it wasn't really edible."

"Oh yeah." Chris nodded, "Blaineley is first person to drop out of the game and we still have more travelers to go. Courtney, your turn!"

"Bring it on." Courtney crossed her arms with a snort, "Whatever you throw at me, I won't back down." The wheel stopped on the image of a fish as the CIT raised her eyebrow, "A fish?"

"Courtney, you will make out with a piranha!" The host smirked sadistically and before she know it, the piranha lunge at her with a screech as the CIT cried out in pain, trying to make out with the creature without injuries.

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**(Confessional)**

"I am so gonna sue him for good!" Courtney rubbed her bandaged face, "Even if it'll take me years!"

_***Static***_

"I seriously hate this challenge." Duncan crossed his arms, "I still remember the incident in the first season…Fucking snapping turtle…"

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"Duncan, all you have to do is to hold it out for ten seconds while Chef will fire the coconuts at you." Chris smirked at the paled punk as Chef aim his cannon at the punk, "If you run away or give up within ten seconds, you're out. Chef, you may fire now!"

"Not again." Duncan gulped before he dodges the flying coconuts but several coconuts managed to hit the punk and he groan in pain as the coconut hit him right in stomach. Before he know it, another coconut flew into his groin and he drop on his knees in agony. "…Not…" The punk passed out, "Again…"

"Good thing that he passes this round." The host chuckled evilly.

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Heather screams out as Chef slowly applying the earwax to her face and the travelers gag at the sight, ignoring the laughing host.

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Naruto's eyebrow twitch several times as he watch the worst movie ever, he still can't believe that Chris and Chef can make the movie go faster in just few seconds and he don't know how long he can take it. "…Tokyo Gore Police is still worst movie ever, dattebayo." Naruto muttered.

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Zoey duck under the swinging tentacle as Larry try to attack the indie woman and she was about to leap over another tentacle but Larry managed to grab her in midair before he toss her around like a ragdoll, earning some winces from the travelers.

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Dawn stares at the bear and she glance at the bat in her hand before she drop it as the petite woman walk away from the creature, she refuse to harm any innocent creatures.

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Courtney punch several snarling sharks in the water tank before the creatures manage to attack back and the CIT quickly crawl out with a bloodcurdling scream. "Ooh, Courtney's out because it only have been nine seconds!" Chris snickered at the fuming CIT before he whispers to himself, "About time." He was still sore about the lawsuit.

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Gwen slowly bring the brown glass up to her lips before she take a sip and her face turn green but she managed to swallow it down without throwing up. "What the…" Gwen coughed roughly, "Hell was in this drink?!"

"Who know?" Chef shrugged his shoulders.

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After many rounds, there were three players left in the challenge and they are Duncan, Sky and Scott. "Congrats on make it to the final round." Chris grinned at the remaining players.

"Wait…" Sky raised her eyebrow, "Final round? Does that mean it's a sudden death round?"

"Yes." The host smirked, "You three will eat one of Chef's nastiest meals and whoever holds it in wins the challenge!"

"Oh, no." Scott smacked his forehead as Chef placed bowls on the table and they all swears that the red gruel just moved.

"Ready?" Chris glanced at the tensed players, "And…Chow!" They quickly ate their meals as their faces turn green and they try to hold the bile back, still wondering about how Chef manage to make the mystery meal taste worse than the previous meal?! It doesn't take long enough until Scott throw up all over the table, followed by Sky.

"Sweet…" Duncan cheered weakly, "What did I just win?"

"A gold wheel of misfortune!" The host put the miniature wheel on the table and he run away with a cruel chuckle as the punk glare at his back.

"I fucking hate him so much…" The punk muttered angrily before he throws up on his shoes and several travelers move away from the puking punk with a grimace.

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**(Dining Room)**

Blaineley and Naruto were sitting in the empty room as they eat their midnight snack and no one says anything for awhile. "Naruto, marry me." Blaineley said out of blue and the redhead almost choked on his food.

"N-N-N-Nani?" Naruto stammered with red face.

"You heard me, I want you to marry me because I really love you and I don't give a damn about the age-difference." The blonde woman leaned in closer with a smirk as the redhead just stared at her with a dropped jaw, "I bet that some girls just gave you their confessions by now..." Naruto blushed at the memories, "But you should know one thing…I'm gonna show you why almost everyone loves cougar…" She suddenly pulled him in as she gave him a deep kiss before she releases him, "And that's just a freebie of what I will do with you when we go out."

"…Nani…" The redhead muttered dazedly.

"I'll let you think about it." Blaineley gave him a soft kiss before she walk away from the shunned redhead, "Remember, I love you and I'm gonna give you something good if you decide to go out with me." As soon as she finished her sentence, the blonde woman left the dining room.

"…Nani…" Naruto repeated dazedly before he slams his forehead on the table with a groan.

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**(Hallway)**

Several days later, the travelers were sleeping in their beds until the feedback wake everyone up. "We're gonna be in United Kingdom again for your challenge." Chris' voice rang out, "And guess what? It's another theme challenge!"

"What kind of themes can you come up with in UK?" Duncan raised his eyebrow.

"Maybe it's one of these mystery challenges?" Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

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**(United Kingdom)**

"Your challenge is to solve the mystery!" Chris grinned at the travelers as soon as they showed up.

"…You called it." The punk glanced at the chuckling redhead and the host gesture at his rubber body on the ground.

"A couple hours ago, someone has murdered my handsome twin brother and we just found out that among you guys, one of you is the murderer!" The host pointed at the group, "All you have to do is to find the clues, hidden in this area, and try to figure out who's the killer…" He gestured to Chef in the office box, "If you believe that you know who the killer is, you have to tell Chef the suspect…"

"That's it?" Courtney crossed her arms with a snort.

"But here's the twist!" Chris ignored the CIT, "If you guess wrong, Office Chef will arrest you, which means you're out of the game! Whoever guesses right will win immunity for tonight's elimination ceremony!"

"Wait, if there are two people left in the game and one of them knows the truth by now, what would happen?" Zoey asked.

"Actually, the killer wins the game if there are only two of you left." The host replied before he blows his air horn, "Solve the mystery now!" The travelers quickly split up, starting their search for the clues.

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Dawn and Heather ransacking though the drawers in the abandoned studio for a while and the queen bee close the drawer with a slam. "Dawn, find anything yet?" Heather glanced over her shoulder.

"No." Dawn shook her head, "I don't find anything here. I believe that there is no clue here."

"Ugh, I hope we find one soon or someone is gonna take the immunity away from us." The queen bee grumbled before she stare at the petite woman, "…Um…Dawn, are you the killer or not?"

"No, I'm not." The petite woman replied with blank expression.

"…Sometime you're making it hard for me to read your face." Heather deadpanned and they just left the studio.

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Duncan walks into the empty house since the host just told them that the village was abandoned for a few years and he rubs his chin, wondering which place the interns would hide the clues. "If I was an intern, I'll hide the clue in…" He opened the closet before he notice a card on the floor and it have the TD logo. "Bingo…" The punk was about to reach out for it but he quickly pull his hands back, realizing that it might be one of these traps. He glance around for any signs of danger and he quickly snatch the card up before he get his guard up, waiting for anything to happen but nothing happened at all. "…Huh? That's weird…" Duncan shrugged his shoulders before he read the card, "Female...Oh great! That really narrows everything down." The punk groaned to himself.

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Scott dumps the trash on the ground before he dig though it for a while until he smirk to himself as soon as he found the clue card and he quickly read it. "Popular contestant…" Scott muttered before he smacks his forehead, "Of course! It's always this person!" He quickly ran toward the office booth and he knocks it several times before the cooker opened the door with an annoyance expression.

"What do you want?" Chef growled.

"I know who the suspect is." The scheming farmer smirked with fists on his hip, "It's Naruto."

"…You're under arrest." The cooker pulled the screaming scheming farmer in the booth.

"_Scott out! Scott out!"_

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**(Confessional)**

"Duncan just told me that the killer is a female, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head as he pulled a card out, "And I just found a clue card...It said Letter E and I don't know if it's relate to a name or place." He sighed before he rub his chin in deep thought, "…I think it's kinda weird that there are no traps, dattebayo."

_***Static***_

"No traps." Chris grumbled with crossed arms, "We don't have enough time to set things up because some interns are too lazy. Something about broken bones and endless pain."

_***Static***_

The mummified intern stares at the camera for a while before his eyes roll back, passing out on the floor. "KENNY, WAKE UP!" The second intern ran in with a wail.

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"The killer has been in three seasons…" Courtney tapped her chin as the cooker drummed his fingers on his arms, the CIT called him out and he was getting tired because she kept thinking to herself. "And the other clue says that the killer was in top three so my answer is…" She puffed her chest out with a smug smirk, "Duncan. Man, that was too easy and so ob…"

"You're under arrest!" Chef tossed the screaming CIT into the booth.

"WHAT?!" The CIT shouted, "It's oblivious that it's the thug! The killer is always the bastard! I'm gonna…" The cooker just slam the door closed with an eyerolls.

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Alejandro and Blaineley wrestle with each other as they try to steal each other's clues and they never notice that Gwen just took their clues away before they break away from each other, never taking their eyes off each other. "...I think you're the killer." Blaineley scowled.

"No, I'm not." Alejandro glared, "I was about to ask you for a clue but you attack me. You might be the killer!"

"…Chef!" The blonde woman ran toward the booth, followed by the Latino villain.

"_Blaineley out! Alejandro out!"_

It turn out that they both gave their answers to the cooker at same time, which was first time for him and Chef decide to just toss them into the booth since the answers were wrong.

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"_Zoey out! Zoey out!"_

"Told her it wasn't me." Amy huffed, they found a card and the hint was that the killer's name is less than six. Zoey believe it was the evil twin since she found out that the killer is a female and have an attitude. "Okay, think, think…" She tapped her chin, trying to figure it out.

* * *

"Female, letter E, less than six…" Duncan shuffled though the cards that he just found on his own, "Been in three seasons, in top three…" He rub his chin in deep thought, he have to think about it more careful because there's only five travelers left in the game. Naruto and Sky have been eliminated early for choose Heather as suspect. "…Could it be?" The punk widened his eyes before he quickly run over to the office box and he kept banging his fists on the door for a while until the cooker open it with a growl.

"What is it?!" Chef glared, "I swear if it's another wrong answer, I'm gonna…"

"It's Gwen, isn't it?" The punk crossed his arms.

"…Correct!" The cooker walked away with a handcuff, "I'm gonna arrest her right now."

"All right, immunity for me." Duncan smirked as he watch Chef chasing the protesting goth woman, it turn out that she have no idea that she was the killer and the host thought it was fun to not tell her about her identify.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

"The results are in and the shrimps go to…" Chris flicked the shrimps at the travelers as he called their names out, "Duncan, Heather, Naruto, Zoey, Dawn, Sky, Gwen, Alejandro, Amy and Scott…" He glanced at Blaineley and Courtney, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The CIT gave the smirking host a sneer.

"…" The blonde woman squirmed in her seat nervously.

"…Courtney!" The host announced as he threw the cash bag at the blonde woman, "Blaineley, time to go out for a row!"

"Wait a second, I was told that I'm gonna be the host of this sh…" Blaineley glared before the host suddenly shove her into the lifeboat and he release the boat into the sea.

"…I was supposed to do that." Chef scowled at the host.

"Sorry, next time." Chris gave him a smirk, causing the cooker to give him a deadly glare.

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**(Sundeck)**

Naruto take a sip out of his drink as he read a book and he was about to turn the page but someone suddenly sit down next to him, causing him to look up to see Amy. Before he can say anything, the evil twin turn to him with a glare and a faintly blush on her face. "Jerk, when we are done with this stupid show, I want to be in relationship with you because I love you and that's all your fault!" Amy muttered as the redhead choked on his drink, "Don't you dare think about back out! You have to take the responsibility for what you did to me!"

"Wait, what?!" Naruto dropped his jaws, "What did I do?!"

"You know what you did!" The evil twin jabbed her index finger in his face, "You took my first kiss, you groped my ass and tits, a-a-and you saw me nude! You pervert bastard!"

"It was an accid…" The redhead said and Amy suddenly make out with him by force before she shove him away.

"Naruto, it's your fault that I love you and you better make it up to me." The evil twin glared at him with red face, "What's your answer?!"

"Um…" Naruto adjusted his collar nervously before the PA's feedback caught their attention and the redhead released his breath, he was kinda glad that he was saved by the feedback because he don't know what he should say to Amy's confusingly confession.

"Report to the dining room for your challenge, travelers." Chris' voice chuckled, "McLean out!"

"Don't you dare think that you're safe for now." Amy shot him a glare as she walked away from the redhead.

"…Sometime I have an urge to blame myself for joining the Total Drama show, dattebayo." Naruto sighed into his hands, his life have gotten crazier the first moment he signed up for the show.

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**(Dining Room)**

"Why do we have another challenge?" Heather crossed her arms with a huff as she stand with the travelers, "We already had one a few hours ago!"

"Because the last challenge was so bored since there were no traps, thank to one of the stupid producers." Chris muttered, "Good thing that I replaced him with someone better…" He cleared his throat, "Anyway…Travelers, your challenge is…Find the key to the golden treasure chest!" He gestured to the large gold chest, "There are thousand keys scattering across this ship and only one key can unlock the treasure chest! The person that unlocked the chest will get a reward and immunity, meaning he or she won't be voted off from the elimination ceremony."

"Sound very dull." Duncan rolled his eyes.

"And…" The host blew his air horn, "GO FIND THE KEY!" The travelers quickly split up before the host rubs his chin, "Did I tell them about the traps?" He shrugged to himself, "Meh."

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**(Hallway)**

Sky walks down the hallway as she glances around for any keys and her eyes slowly shift to the bedrooms' doors. "Would they hide the keys in the bedroom?" Sky muttered to herself, it's possible that the interns would hide the keys in the eliminated travelers' bedroom. The Cree woman decides to enter one of the bedroom and the first thing she see was a copper key on the bed. She pick it up and before she know it, the white powder dump down on her, causing her to sneeze wildly as she scratch herself harder. It turned out that Chris just mixed the sneezing powder with itchy powder.

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**(Cargo Hold)**

"Where the fuck is this damn key?" Courtney threw several objects over her shoulders as she dug though the crate and it wasn't long enough until she finds a gold key. "Bing…" The CIT smirked to herself before Scott suddenly shove her away as he snatch the key out of her hands and the scheming farmer run away with a smug chuckle.

"No rules against it!" Scott hollered back and he was about to run out of the hold but he clash into something with a yelp. He glance up with a glare but his face paled as soon as he stare into Fang's eyes and the mutated shark quickly pounce on the screaming scheming farmer with a snarl.

"I'll take my key back if you don't mind." The CIT snatched her key up with a evil snicker, running out of the hold as Fang kept beating the poor farmer up with brass knuckles.

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**(Confessional)**

"I wish I can pick the lock on this stupid chest but Chef is guarding this thing so I can't get anywhere near it without a key." Duncan crossed his arms with a grunt.

_***Static***_

"I wish that Chris should give us a hint about the key." Zoey muttered as she glanced at several keys in her hands, "I don't know which one will fit in or not…Does that mean I have to try them all out?"

_***Static***_

"I am so tired and sick of this freaky shark!" Scott grumbled, "It kept hunt me down, beat me up, and tormenting me for years! What the fuck did I do to piss him off?!" He was about to rant but the door suddenly open, causing the scheming farmer to glance up with a raised eyebrow before he screams out as Fang tackle him down. "NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!" The mutated shark turned the camera off with an evil grin.

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Alejandro grab the key from the vent before he raise his eyebrow as a huge cannon poke out of the vent and it fire several giant meatballs at the screaming Latino villain, knocking him down.

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Gwen pull the closet's door open and she stare at the bear, noticing that the creature was wearing a old-fashioned key on its' neck before the goth woman slam the door with her back as she gulp nervously. "Sometime I swear the show is gonna be death of us." Gwen mumbled under her breath before she take a deep breath, it look like it's gonna be one long day for her.

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Naruto dive on the floor as the flame flew past his head and he quickly roll away, dodging another flamethrower. "I shouldn't have taken the orange key, dattebayo." The redhead quickly jumped over the third flamethrower, "…Well, I would take it anyway because it's one awesome orange key."

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Scott run away with a bloodcurdling screams as he carries the keys in his arms, quickly duck under the swing of Fang's ax. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO SHARK!" Scott screamed out but Fang ignored him as the mutated shark swings his ax around with an evil chortle.

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Zoey notice the bended key on the floor and she pick up with a smile before she hear a crash noise right behind her, causing the indie woman to glance over her shoulder to see the Chef-robot. The robot pull a giant chainsaw out with red glowing eyes and Zoey quickly run away with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by laughing Chef-robot.

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Dawn pick the key up from the table and she walk away, never notice that Scott was sneaking around right behind her as he try to steal the petite woman's key. 'Almost there…' Scott reached out with a snicker, only to blink as he feel something wet and he slowly look up to see that he was holding Fang's tail. "Wha…" The scheming farmer dropped his jaw as he glanced around for any sign of Dawn before the mutated shark punch him in face.

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Heather was walking down the hallway with a grumble before someone bump into her, knocking her down on the floor and the queen bee stood up as she glare at Duncan. "Watch where you're going, loser!" Heather growled.

"RUN!" Duncan quickly ran away from the confusing queen bee.

"Whatever." The queen bee scoffed as she walked around the corner before she quickly follow the punk with a bloodcurdling scream as screeching monkey-spiders chase them down.

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Courtney and Amy cried out as the tentacles smashed them around like a ragdoll, the creature never notice that Sky just took the key before she run away from the engine room. "I'm gonna sue this…" Courtney shouted, only to get cut off as the tentacle smash her on the floor.

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**(Dining Room)**

Chris glance at his watch as the rugged travelers kept use each keys and he notice that Courtney and Scott wrestle with each other over a dropped key, causing the host to shake his head. "You guys have found all the keys and yet, no one has opened the treasure chest." Chris sighed, "Come on! Someone should have opened this chest a few hours ago!"

"Someone should have beaten you up a few hours ago." Gwen grumbled under her breath as she inserted the old-fashioned key into the chest before they hear a click and the cheering goth woman opened the chest right away, only to blink at the empty chest. "…What the hell? Are you saying that we went though all these troubles for nothing?!"

"Not exactly, because you are now a proud owner of the gold chest!" The host smirked, "Plus you get immunity, too! I'll see you all at the deck of shame."

"Ugh…" The goth woman pinched the bridge of her nose as she turned to the redhead, "What are we going to do with this stupid thing?"

"Maybe we can give it to Ma-chan as her own toy chest?" Naruto rubbed his head.

"Work for me." Gwen shrugged her shoulders.

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**(Deck)**

"Here's the recap…" Chris grinned at the travelers as several travelers chew on their shrimps, "Gwen, Zoey, Naruto, Duncan, Alejandro, Dawn, Heather, Sky and Amy all get fresh shrimps and I have the final shrimp in my hand…" The host held the shrimp up as he glanced at Scott and Courtney, "And the lucky traveler that will get it is…"

"…" The scheming farmer glared at the CIT.

"…" The CIT glared back with a deadly growl.

"…Courtney!" The host tossed the cash bag at the scheming farmer, "Scott, guess what?"

"I get more money?" Scott smirked as he climbed into the lifeboat, "All right…"

"Nope, you will have someone keeping you company on your way back home." Chris grinned wickedly.

"Who…" The scheming farmer raised his eyebrow before Chef tosses Fang into the lifeboat as the scheming farmer scream out, "NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!" Scott was about to jump off the lifeboat but the mutated shark pulled him back in with a snarl.

"Have fun!" Chef dropped the lifeboat into the sea, "Hmm, did I tell him that he can get away safety if he punches the shark's nose?"

"Nah, it will piss Fang off more." Chris chuckled.

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**(Hallway)**

Naruto was heading for Maeve's room before someone tap him on shoulder and the redhead look behind to see Sky. "Sky?" Naruto blinked, "What's up?"

"Naruto, I want you to know about my feeling…" Sky rubbed her right arm nervously as she tried to hold her burp back, "I…I really like you more than a friend and I want to be with you because I always like to hang out with you and everything. I love you since the World Tour season because you always step out of your way to help everyone out, even when you had a difficult time. I also love the fact that you never changed after all these years and it's good thing because you're a great guy…"

"T-T-Thank…" The redhead scratched his head nervously with a faintly blush and before he know it, the Cree woman kiss him softly on lips.

"Um…" The aspiring Olympian pulled away with a red face, "I know it's a little sudden for you so I'm gonna let you make your decision when you're ready. I'll wait for you…" She suddenly gives him another kiss, "I love you." She quickly ran off with a red face as she belches several times.

"…That gotta be my seventh confessions, dattebayo." Naruto muttered dumbly before he hear a creak of door and the redhead glance over his shoulder to see his daughter with a game board box.

"Daddy, hurry!" Maeve pouted childishly, "I wanna play Candy Land, nya!"

"Hai, daddy's coming, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled sheepishly as he walked his daughter back to her room, "Do you want to go first?"

"Yeah!" The little girl nodded.

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Several days later, the travelers were snoring in their rooms until the blaring horn wake everyone up. "Don't anyone ever get tired of repeating same route?!" Duncan exited his room with a grumble.

"Knowing Chris, he won't." Amy deadpanned.

"Travelers, we're gonna be in Greenland soon." Chris' voice rang out, "And before anyone brings their claws and knives out, it's a reward challenge. McLean out!"

"This reward so is mine!" Courtney glanced at the travelers with a smug smirk.

"In your dream." Heather scoffed with crossed arms.

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**(Greenland)**

The first thing that the travelers notice was the potion bottles on top of the table with the jersey jackets and the queen bee growl angrily as their host show up with a cheesy grin. "Today, our challenge is…" Chris chuckled, "Superpower Nametag!"

"Fucking host with unoriginal idea." The queen bee muttered, "Keeping ripping things off the Running Man show."

"Each bottle will give you a unique 'power' that you will use to ousting each other until the last person standing wins the challenge…" The host ignored the angry queen bee, "But chooses wisely because some of the bottles will give you a useless power…And we will either call you Aquaman or Hawkeye because they're useless heroes to me, ha!"

"Actually, they're not…" Alejandro raised his hand.

"Pick your bottle and our interns will take you to your location." Chris cut the Latino villain off before the travelers choose their bottles as the interns showed up, "The interns will explain what your 'power' does and how it work." The interns dragged the travelers away from the host, "And wait for the signal!"

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Naruto take a sip of his orange bottle, "Is that orange soda?"

"Naruto, you chose Phoenix bottle." The intern spoke up, "You gain three lives and if someone rips the first nametag off, he or she can't rip the second nametag off."

"So that means it will take three guys to 'kill' me off?" The redhead blinked and the intern gives him a nod.

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"Duncan, you chose Death Note, which mean you can eliminate your opponent without taking their nametag off directly." The intern said.

"…Seriously?" Duncan raised his eyebrow, "That's too easy but I have a good feeling that there's a catch…"

"That's right." The intern nodded before he pull a blank black card, "We have hid several cards somewhere in the area and you have to find them before you write your chosen opponent's name on it with this pen." He gave the punk a white pen.

"Figure…" The punk shrugged, at least he have an awesome power.

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"You gotta be kidding me." Sky rubbed her neck, "Do I have to say that?"

"Yes, to activate your space power, you have to do this…" The intern posed with raised fist, "And say…The one who control the space! After this, you can place everyone to anywhere whatever you want them to be in."

"…That's kinda embarrassing…" The Cree woman groaned to herself, "I hope I'm not the only one…"

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"To activate your time power, you must cross your arms in X…" The intern crossed his arms in X, "And shout, 'The one who can stop the time!' With that, you can 'stop the time' for one minute."

"…I fucking hate this show." Heather deadpanned.

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"…My sixth sense knows where they are?" Alejandro stared at the intern as he put the earpiece in his ear, "And the interns will tell me about that? That's useless…"

"Be glad that you didn't pick gray one." The intern sighed.

"…Isn't that Courtney's bottle?"

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"Your ability is that you can halt the traveler's movement with net and it can switch to meatball ammo." The intern gulped nervously.

"THAT'S FUCKING USELESS!" Courtney threw the cannon on the floor, "I DEMAND REDO!"

"Sorry, but we can't…" The intern gulped.

"_Challenge start! Challenge start!"_

"Good luck and bye!" The intern quickly ran away from the angry CIT.

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**(Confessional)**

"I really don't know what kind of power does everyone got but I'm kinda worried because my power is…" Zoey rubbed her neck, "…Um…A little weird…"

"Weird in what way?" Chef growled, it turned out that he was in same room with her and he was covered in green paint with ripped pant.

"…In a little creepy way." The indie woman gulped nervously, "I mean I have to say 'Zoey Smash!' and you have to follow me around like some kind of stalker…Sorry."

"Don't be sorry." The cooker growled deadly, "But Chris is gonna be sorry after this challenge."

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Gwen glance around nervously as she sneak around the corner and she froze at the sound of footsteps before she quickly dive right behind the dumpster, just in time to avoid Dawn. She notices that there were several animals following the petite woman and the goth woman assume that it must be a hint to Dawn's power. "I wish I shouldn't take the white bottle." Gwen sighed, her power is pretty useless at this moment and she glance at a white card in her hand. She was glad that she found it early.

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"Go away!" Amy ran across the bridge as Chef-hulk chased the evil twin down with a roar, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"

"W-W-Wait up…" Zoey chased them from the distance, she didn't expect them to be this fast but she guess it must be because of Chef. It wasn't long enough until the cooker finally catch the evil twin and he glance at the indie woman as she give him a nod before Chef rip Amy's nametag off. "What the…" The indie woman gasped as she stared at a pink tag on the evil twin and it read 'reflect'.

"_Zoey out! Zoey out!"_

"I'm so confused." The indie woman muttered.

"It's because she have reflect power and whoever rip her nametag off will be out instead of twin B maggot." Chef explained, "You told me to rip her nametag off so you're out…"

"And it's one-time only." The evil twin groaned as Zoey and Chef walked away, "Stupid power…At least I'm still in the game for now." Before she knows it, someone suddenly rip her nametag off and the evil twin spin around with a yelp.

"Wrong." Heather wiggled Amy's nametag with a smug smirk, "You shouldn't have let your guard down."

"I'm gonna get you…" Amy growled at the smug queen bee before the interns drag her away to the jail.

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"About time!" Duncan held the black card up, he was glad that he decided to search the office room and it took him a while until he found it in the bottom drawer. "Now who should I eliminate?" He tapped his chin with pen for a while, "Well, since it's just a reward challenge, I'll take Naruto out." He quickly wrote Naruto's name down and he smirk to himself, waiting for the announcement. "I wish I was there to see his face…"

"_Naruto, two lives remaining! Duncan can't take Naruto out!"_

"WHAT THE FUCK!" The punk cried out before he groan to himself, "Damn, this guy always get good stuff…" He quickly runs off to looking around for another card.

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Alejandro slowly walks backward away from the snarling animals and he glance at the calm petite woman. "Dawn, can you please call your furry friends off?" Alejandro asked nervously, he didn't expect the petite woman to have some companions and he wonder if the bear was the same bear that like to carry chainsaw around.

Dawn point at the Latino villain with a blank expression, "Sic him." The creatures lunge at the screaming Latino villain, he wish he went after Courtney instead of Dawn when he found out that they were close to him.

"_Alejandro out! Alejandro out!"_

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Naruto and Courtney wrestle with each other as the redhead try to get out of the net and he manages to get himself out but the CIT take hold of his second nametag before she rip it off.

"_Naruto, one life remaining! Courtney can't take Naruto out now!"_

"What?!" Courtney snarled before the redhead tackles her down.

"Gomen, tough luck." Naruto was about to reach out for her nametag but the announcement halt him in process.

"_Courtney out! Courtney out!"_

"Wait, what?!" The CIT shouted as the redhead released her with a puzzled expression before he realizing that Duncan have some kinda of power to eliminate anyone indirectly, "That is so unfair!"

"I wonder how his power works, dattebayo." The redhead rubbed his chin, he guess that the punk must have to do something first before he can eliminate someone and it looks like Duncan only can take one out at a time.

"The one who can stop the time!" Naruto quickly turned around to see Heather as she crossed her arms in X and he was about to say something but the interns quickly swarm in before they hold him in place, the same things happened to everyone but the queen bee.

"What's going on?!" Naruto cried out as he attempts to pry the interns off him and before he knows it, the queen bee rip his last nametag off.

"_Naruto out! Naruto out! Time unfreeze!"_

"Yes!" Heather cheered to herself as the interns dragged the eliminated travelers away from her, "I'm so smart that I waited for the right time to use my power." She gloated to herself for a while before she run off to find some remaining players.

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"_Dawn out! Dawn out!"_

"Shall I use my power now?" Sky muttered since the challenge is almost over, "…Again, it's so embarrassing…" She took a deep breath as she posed in middle of the clearing, "The one who control the space!" The intern quickly runs up to her with walkie-talkie.

"_Challenge paused! Challenge paused!"_

"Where do you want everybody to be placed in?" The intern asked.

"Let's see…" The Cree woman rubbed her neck in deep thought, "Okay, bring Duncan to me and make sure that his back is to me." She pointed at the nearby building, "Heather and Gwen should be in this building and face each other in the lobby. That's all."

"Got it." The intern quickly spoke into her walkie-talkie and it wasn't long enough until the interns drag the confusing punk.

"Where are you taking me to?" Duncan shouted, "Just tell me what the fuck is going on?!" He noticed the Cree woman, "Sky, did you do something?!"

"Yes." Sky admitted with a smirk as the interns forced the punk to turn around so his back can face the aspiring Olympian and she grasp on the punk's nametag, waiting for the challenge to resume.

"Oh, no!" The punk widened his eyes, "You better not…"

"_Challenge resumes! Challenge resumes!"_

The aspiring Olympian quickly rip Duncan's nametag off without any resist, "Sorry, Duncan."

"Forget it." Duncan waved it off as he stomped away with a grumble, "And I was so close to get my third card."

"_Duncan out! Heather out!"_

Sky turn around on her heel to face the building, waiting for her final opponent to come out and it didn't take long enough until the goth woman walk out with a smirk as the interns drag the protesting queen bee away. "So it's you and me now." Gwen smirked and something about her smirk scared the Cree woman before she realizes that she didn't know anything about the goth woman's power.

"Gwen, what's your power?" Sky asked nervously.

"My power is…" Gwen pulled the white card out with an embarrassing blush, "…I summon you, my guardian! Bring Naruto out!" She covered her face in embarrassment, "…That was so embarrassing…"

"…I understand how you feel." The Cree woman replied with a sigh before she blink, "Wait, what did you just said?!"

"My power is that I can bring any eliminated players in the game as my guardian spirit by writing a certain name on the white card." The goth woman held her card up as Sky noticed the redhead's name on it, "And if I was you, I should watch my back right now. Hold her down!"

"Wha…" Sky raised her eyebrow at the goth woman's odd comment before someone suddenly tackle her down from behind, revealing to be Naruto and they notice that he was wearing a white robe.

"Gomen!" Naruto whispered to the Cree woman as he held her down and he lift her up a little so Gwen can easily take her nametag. The goth woman quickly rip Sky's nametag off and she cheer to herself.

"_Sky out! Challenge end! Gwen wins!"_

"Whoo!" Gwen waved the nametag around with a cheer, "Two wins in row! I'm on roll!"

"So close…" The Cree woman groaned as the redhead help her up on her feet.

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"Gwen, congrats on your victory." Chris grinned at the goth woman as the travelers gathered around, "You win a reward, which is…" He gestured at a life-sized statue, "Golden Stan Lee statute!"

"…Really?" The goth woman deadpanned as several travelers snickered at her, "Why would I want a statue of Stan Lee?!"

"The first thing that pops in my head when I hear superpower was Stan Lee and Batman but I decide to go with Stan Lee." The host grinned.

"…Okay, I gotta say something here…" Duncan held his hands up, "What's up with gold rewards and cash? Not that I'm complaining about it but what's going on?!"

"Yeah, I want to know about that." Almost everyone said in unison.

"Well, since we are getting close to the end of this season." Chris rubbed his neck, "It's because this season is the last season of Total Drama and the producers and the lawyers forced me to reward you with goodies so we won't get in any trouble with the lawsuits." The travelers just stared at him with some doubts, "…I'm serious, it is the last season!"

"Uncle Chef, is he telling the truth?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah, it's true." Chef nodded, "…Plus he want to throw some moneys around to rub something in this chick who just rejected him for a date before this season because she called Chris, in her word, 'a cheapskate loser who pretend to be a rich guy to get in her pant'."

"Chef!" The host shouted in embarrassment, "You weren't supposed to tell them about that!"

"Well, you shouldn't have me run around like a Hulk poser!" The cooker shouted back.

"…So it's all because of a rejection?" Alejandro deadpanned.

"That's so sad, tou-san." The redhead nodded with a deadpan expression.

"Shut up!" Chris threw his hands up, "Just go back to the ship!"

"Still sad." Heather walked with her fellow travelers.

"Shut up…" The host pouted childishly, "I'm just showing her what she's missing out on."

"And I bet she's glad that she did." The punk whispered to Naruto and the chuckling redhead gave him a nod.

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**(Chrisship: Bridge)**

"We finally reach the merge after a long time!" Chris grinned, "And we finally see who are in top ten but we know that only one out of ten will win the biggest cash at the end! So far we just saw that the boys are forming a men alliance since they are outnumbered by chicks and it seems that Naruto is really having hard time right now, thanks to some certain travelers. How many more confessions will he get? Will Naruto make his decision at the end? Will the men alliance stand strong or fall apart? What kind of challenges will they face? Where will we go to next? Who will stay in the game longer? Who will be the next victims to take the loser-boat? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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_Contestants: Amy, Alejandro, Courtney, Dawn, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Naruto, Sky, Zoey_

_Eliminated: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Dakota, Dave, DJ, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler_

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_**Random WDL Fact: Duncan and Cody's wedding scene during the World Tour when the punk run away from the chasing geek was based off Key and Peele's skit.**_

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**And this ends our forty-one chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Now we are in the final merge and that mean we are getting closer to the end! Ooh, I wonder who will drop out and who will make it to the final challenge? Who know?**

**So far, we have seen some confessions and it look like it's not over for Naruto because there are three more certain travelers to go until he will finally make his decision!**

**Since we are getting closer to the end of this TDO arc and there are three TDO chapters left before the final chapter, I will drop a small hint on a challenge…Here's a small hint…There is reason why there are a lot of nametag challenges and let's say that Chris is gonna be in big trouble with a certain group. Oooh!**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to travelers as Chef's mystery meat.**


	42. Odyssey: Countdown From Ten

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**My excuse for delay is…I kinda got sidetracked with something else… (CoughwooingachickCough) and a few side-projects.**

**Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Shadow: You'll find out in the final chapter.**

**Coldblue: 2) Nope, he won't have any luck with this chick who just rejected him.**

**Anyway, it's time for the forty-two chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

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**Chapter 42: Odyssey: Countdown From Ten**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, the teams have finally merged and everyone fight each other over the rewards and-slash-or immunity with all-for-one mindset." Chris grinned, "After several challenges, we are now down to ten travelers and we just saw that Duncan just form a men alliance since they are outnumbered by the girls. Here are the questions…Will the alliance work out? What kind of challenges will they face? How many travelers will take the loser-boat? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

The travelers were eating their breakfast and Alejandro was about to take a bite until he notice that Naruto and Gwen was looking over some papers as Maeve pout at them childishly. "What are you guys doing?" Alejandro asked with a raised eyebrow, "And why is Maeve pouting?"

"Oh, we're just looking at some school for Maeve since she will be five next year." Gwen replied.

"No school!" Maeve whined as she tugged her parent's shirts, "I don't want to go, nya!"

"Daddy's sorry, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously, "But everyone has to go to school, even you…"

"I wanna stay with daddy and mommy, nya!" The little girl threw herself at her father.

"We know." The goth woman smiled at her daughter and she was about to say more but they jumped at the blaring horn as their host walk in the room with a cheesy grin.

"Travelers, get ready for your reward challenge!" Chris chuckled at the groaning travelers, "Today, you guys will be in two teams and have a cook-off!"

"Cook-off?" Amy scoffed, "Don't tell me…"

"That's right!" The smirking host cut the evil twin off, "You will cook and serve your meal to the judges! The team with best meal wins the rewards." He pulled a clipboard out, "Okay, the travelers that will be in team A are…Zoey, Dawn, Naruto, Duncan and Heather! Gwen, Sky, Courtney, Alejandro and Amy are in team B."

"Head chef and I called it!" Courtney pointed herself with her thumb and her teammates glance at each other with wearily expressions.

"You two will get your own galleys so…" Chris clapped loudly, "Get to cooking now! Chop, chop, chop!" The teams quickly ran toward the kitchens.

* * *

**(Galley A)**

"So what are we gonna make?" Naruto scratched his head, glancing at the pile of foods on the table.

"I think we can go with French cuisine." Zoey raised her hand up.

"I agree with her, I know how to cook coq au vin." Heather spoke up.

Duncan lean closer to the petite woman as he whispers to her, "What does that mean?"

"Rooster with wine." Dawn replied, "It's a stew with chicken."

* * *

**(Galley B)**

"We will work on Yemeni cuisine." Courtney turned to her teammates with her fists on hip.

"What?" Gwen muttered in disbelief, "I don't know anything about Yemeni cuisine!"

"Same here." Sky muttered and Amy agreed with them.

"I think we should change it to something that we all kn…" Alejandro rubbed his chin but the CIT cut him off with a stomp.

"No, we're sticking with Yemeni cuisine because I'm the head chef and CIT!" The CIT huffed, "Just follow my lead and we'll win the challenge!"

"…Deja vu." The goth woman whispered.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I'm pretty surprised that we have another reward challenge when we're this close to the end of the season." Heather crossed her arms, "I wish it was an elimination challenge so I can kick someone off."

_***Static***_

"Courtney is so lucky that it's a reward challenge…" Amy growled with crossed arms, "I would vote for her because she's such a control freak! CIT that, CIT this! UGH!"

* * *

Dawn and Naruto were rolling the dough with the roller pins as they read the Tarte flambee recipe and they both never notice that Zoey just trip on her feet, accidentally kick Duncan in the groin.

* * *

Courtney tastes the stew before she groans to herself in disgust as she turn to Amy, "It's totally way off! Do it again from the start!"

"What?!" Amy snarled, "I made Ogdat five times already! Can we please change it to…"

"Less chatter, more cooking." The CIT walked away with a huff.

"Why, you little…" The evil twin picked the mallet up before her teammates quickly hold the squirming evil twin back, "Let me at her! Let me at her!"

* * *

Heather was peeling the onion for a while before she dry her eyes off and she feel her elbow hitting something, followed by a splash sound. The queen bee slowly looks up to see that she accidentally knock creme brulee up into Naruto's face and the redhead slowly wipe the cream off with a deadpan expression, causing the queen bee to give him a sheepishly smile.

* * *

Alejandro check the pot to see if saltah was ready and before he know it, something bump into his back as he fall into the boiling soup with a bloodcurdling scream. "Sorry, Alejandro!" Sky winced, it turned out that she just slip on the rolling pin and no one knows why the rolling pin was on the floor in the first place.

* * *

Zoey open the oven to check on the beefs before the tentacles spouts out of the oven and the screaming indie woman fight them with the wooden spoon. "WHY DO THIS SHOW HAVE SO MANY TENTACLES?!" Zoey closed the oven door with a slam, ignoring the cry of the tentacle creatures.

* * *

Gwen pour some sauce all over the cooked egg before she walk away to get the bottle of cumin and she never notice that Courtney just knock the cinnamon bottle down with a big pot as she walk past the table, spilling it all inside the sauce. The goth woman return to the pan and she pour some cumin inside as she stir the sauce around.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

"Time's up!" Chris grinned as the teams showed up with their meals, "Chef and I will taste each team's meals and whoever gets both of our votes wins the challenge. Team A and B, tell me what meals did you make?"

"We have ogdat, saltah and shakshouka." Courtney gestured at her team's meals and the host lean closer to his co-cooker.

"Is that Indian or Iranian foods?" The host whispered.

"Why ask me?" Chef shrugged, that was the first time he heard the food's names.

"We just made beef bourguignon, coq au vin and creme brulee." Heather jabbed her thumb at the said meals.

"Look good." The cooker glanced at the French cuisine.

"Okay, let's start with Team A…" Chris ate some of the French foods with Chef before he grin at the team A, "Not bad. Three out of five stars."

"I agreed with him." Chef glanced at the empty plate, "…Can I get second serve of creme brulee?"

"You'll get it later after we taste B's foods." The host replied and the judges ate ogdat and saltah before they take a bite out of shakshouka. They chew it for a while before they both froze up and Chef quickly turns around to spit the food out as Chris shallow it down with a grimace.

"That is the worst food I ever taste!" The cooker kept spitting the foods out, "That was too much of cinnamon in this egg and I can't even get the taste of cinnamon out of my mouth!"

"What?!" The CIT turned to her teammates with a snarl, "Whose idea was it to put it in the egg?!" Her teammates just gave her a confusingly shrug.

"Y-Y-Yeah…" Chris drank the glasses of water, "I give it two and a half stars. Chef?" He glanced at the spitting cooker as he wiped his tongue with napkin, "I guess he also agree with me. Team A wins the challenge and their reward?" He gestured at the objects as the intern pushed the cart up to the winning group, "Golden cooking pots!"

"…I'm no chef but I'm pretty sure that you can't cook anything with these." Duncan deadpanned.

"Yeah, some rewards are pretty useless or just for show…" Zoey rubbed her neck nervously.

"Hey, don't look at me." Chris shrugged his shoulders, "The producers have no idea what to reward you with. It was either the gold pots or the gold spoon."

"UGH!" Courtney stomped around with an angry shout, "Can't you guys do anything right?! I give you one job and you can't do it at all!" She never notices that several travelers just give her a glare.

* * *

**(Sundeck)**

Naruto take a sip of his soda and he takes a glance at his childhood friend as she drumming her fingers on the table, the queen bee asked him to meet her at the sundeck early. "Naruto…" Heather suddenly turned her head to the redhead, "You're really an idiot because you don't know how much I love you." Naruto almost choked on his drink, "I always love you since we were little and we were always there for each other when we went though many things like this incident…" She took hold of his hand as she glanced at him with faintly blush, "Idiot, you know that I'm not good with words but I want you to know that I truly care about you…" She slowly leaned in to kiss him on lips before she pulls away from him, "I truly love you for long time since we were little and I want to be with you for the rest of our lives."

"H-H-Heat-chan…" Naruto stuttered with widened eyes as the queen bee quickly stands up.

"Naruto, you are the only person that I want to be with and no one else." The queen bee gave him another kiss before she quickly run away with a red face.

"…This long?" The redhead muttered dumbly, he didn't know that his childhood friend have a crush on him since they were young.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

A couple days later, the travelers were enjoying their dreams before the horn blast loudest throughout the ship as the startled travelers fall out of their beds with a scream. "Attention, travelers, we are now in Taiwan." Chris' voice spoke from the PA, "So in Chef's words…Get your lazy asses out of the bed and off my ship now!"

"Why can't Chef say it?" Duncan raised his eyebrow.

"…Unless he have something to do with our challenge?" Dawn shrugged and several travelers glanced at each other nervously, the challenge might be pretty hard or dangerous if Chef were involved.

* * *

**(Taiwan)**

Their host gives the travelers a wide cheesy grin and they notice that Chef was holding a huge water gun as he pat it with an evil grin. "Today we will have two separate challenges and they both are elimination challenges!" Chris smirked at the groaning travelers, "And guess what? Instead of send you off in the lifeboat, we're gonna send you off via the catapult, aka the hurl of shame!"

"Say what?!" Sky gasped with the travelers.

"Our first challenge of the day is…" The host jabbed his thumb at the cooker, "Hide and Seek: Chef's revenge! You guys have five minutes to hide before Chef hunts you down with his water gun…"

"Not scary." Amy scoffed.

"Loaded with wasabi sauce." Chris finished his sentence with a sadistically smirk as the travelers gasped in horror, "Oh man, you better pray that it don't get in your eyes, nose and mouth at same time." He chuckled, "Anyway, the time limit is one hour and there is one way to win immunity…All you have to do is to survive until the end of the time limit!"

"And I'll make sure that no one will survive this time!" Chef pumped his water gun with a cruel grin.

"Do you think he'll go easy on us?" Zoey whispered to the goth woman.

"He won't." Gwen replied with a deadpan expression.

"And your time starts…" The host blew his air horn, "NOW!" The travelers quickly split up.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Compare to all the challenges before, that is so easy." Courtney scoffed with crossed arms, "How bad can it be?"

_***Static***_

"Waaaay bad!" Chris chuckled evilly, "I forget to tell them that Chef has been honing his seeking skills and he decides to take a page out of the Hunter by set up several traps." He shrugged his shoulders with a cheekily grin, "Must be at the age where I start to forget things, ha!"

* * *

"Let's see…" Naruto glanced around for any good hiding spots as he ran though the abandoned village until he spot a bridge over the river, "That look good, dattebayo!" He quickly dove into the water, just in time to avoid the cooker as he walk across the bridge and Chef glance around before he walk into the village.

* * *

Amy was sitting in the office's closet as she grumble to herself, she can't believe that she have to hide from a psycho cooker when she should use her time to get the answer out of her redhead crush. "When I am so done with this stupid challenge, I'm gonna…" Amy grumbled and she froze up as soon as she hears some footsteps outside before someone suddenly opens the doors, revealing to be Courtney.

"What are you doing in here?" Courtney glared at the evil twin.

"Hiding, duh!" The evil twin scoffed before the CIT pulls her out of the closet, "Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!"

"I'm taking this place!" The CIT snarled as she wrestled with the evil twin, "Get out! Go find another place to hide!"

"Hell no!" Amy shouted before they both tumble down on the floor and they notice a pair of boots on the floor. They slowly glance up to see Chef with a dark smirk as he pumping his water gun and before they can do anything, the cooker fire his gun at the screaming women.

"Two for one, not a bad deal." Chef chuckled evilly as he walked away from the screaming women, he was glad that he decided to check the source of the noise within the building.

* * *

Alejandro crawl under the bush near the restroom and he notice that Duncan just run into the male's restroom before Heather enter the female's restroom. It wasn't long enough until Chef show up as he slowly walk toward the male's restroom and the Latino villain quickly pick a rock up before he chuck it at the female's restroom, catching the cooker's attention. The cooker quickly run into the female's restroom and Alejandro can hear the scream of the queen bee as the punk quickly run out of the restroom, heading for the nearby building. The Latino villain was about to run away but his face get hit by the wasabi sauce, courtesy of Chef's shooting from the restroom's window.

* * *

Gwen sneaks around in the woods as she takes a several steps before she hear a snapping sound and she look down to see a broken wire under her foot. "Oh crap, not again…" Gwen deadpanned before the net suddenly spring her up in air and she kept struggling for a while until she hears the footsteps. She glance over her shoulder to see the cooker and she release an annoyingly groan.

"Why do you always walk into any traps?" Chef shook his head before he fire his water gun at the screaming goth woman, "Speak of traps, I didn't see brat anywhere since I saw him near the bridge…The river!" He quickly runs away from the goth woman.

"…Can someone please help me get down?!" The goth woman grumbled in the net.

* * *

Naruto lift his head out of the water to take another breath and before he knows it, the wasabi sauce flew into his mouth, causing him to cough out roughly. "Nice try, brat!" The cooker laughed at the coughing redhead before he hear a gasp from behind, followed by a thud. He turn around to see that Dawn just stumble upon a bola trap and she attempt to get out of the ropes but the cooker just fire the water gun at the petite woman. "Seven down, three to go." The cooker walked away with an evil chuckle.

* * *

Chef tiptoeing down the hallway until he spots Sky around the corner as she enters the office room and he can hears some whispers. 'Sound like rebel maggot's there too.' The cooker smirked to himself and he slowly tiptoe toward the door before he kick the door away as he fire his water gun at the screaming Cree woman and the punk.

"Ugh…" Duncan wiped the wasabi off his face as he glared at Sky, "Thank for leading him to here." The aspiring Olympian shrugged her shoulder at him with a sheepishly grin.

"_Ten minutes remaining!"_

"Now where is that indie maggot?" The cooker ran away from the eliminated travelers.

* * *

Zoey has been hiding in the cave for almost an hour and she glance at the entrance, satisfied with her idea to cover it with the leaves that she weaved together early. "You can do it, Zoey, you only have two minutes left." Zoey whispered to herself and before she knows it, someone suddenly pull the leave cover off as the indie woman screamed frighteningly as soon as the wasabi sauce splatter all over her. She slowly looks up at see the smirking cooker, wondering how he found her in this place.

"_Challenge over! Challenge over!"_

"Clever trick but you forget one thing…" Chef jabbed his thumb at the footprints, "You didn't sweep the ground."

"Oh…" The indie woman groaned.

"Vengeance is mine." The cooker walked away with an evil laughter.

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"Why are we having a campfire in the middle of the day?" Heather muttered with crossed arms as she sat on the log with the grumbling travelers.

"Because it's nostalgic for certain people." Chris smirked before he clear his throat as Chef carry the tray with a smug smirk, "Okay, I just got the result of the votes and the travelers that will get the shrimps are…" The cooker flicked the shrimps at the travelers as the host called their names out, "Zoey, Dawn, Naruto, Gwen, Heather, Alejandro, Sky and Duncan." He glanced at Amy and Courtney, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The evil twin glared at the CIT.

"…" The CIT stared at the final shrimp with a sneer.

"…Courtney!" The host announced before he toss the cash bag at the evil twin, "Amy, here's your million and two hundred and fifty thousand bucks! It's hurl time!"

"Fine but after I get my answer from…" Amy muttered angrily before the cooker toss her into the catapult and it launches her up in air.

"You have some issues!" Chef shouted at the screaming evil twin.

"Travelers, follow me for your second challenge." Chris walked away with a chuckle.

"I bet the next challenge won't be pretty ba…" Naruto scratched his head before someone cut him off.

"Dude, don't you dare finish this sentence." Duncan deadpanned, he don't want to risk facing the Murphy's Law if someone say something like that.

* * *

**(Mountain)**

"Our second challenge of the day is…" The host gestured at the mountain, "Mount Race! Your task is pretty simple and all you have to do is to reach the top of the mountain first before everybody does." He pointed at the black flag on the top of the mountain, "First one to snatch the flag wins the challenge and will receive immunity from tonight's elimination ceremony."

"…When was the last time we have a race?" Heather raised her eyebrow.

"I think it was in France?" Gwen shrugged, "I don't know, we had a lot of challenges and it's hard to keep track on them."

"There are few ways to get to the top and you can choose whatever you want to take." Chris gestured at the sloped trail with a smirk, "One, you can take the trail, where you will face some usual obstacles. Two, you can climb up the mountain and yes, there will be some obstacles like exploding mines, oil slick, etc. You're also free to do both if you want to."

"Do we get climbing equipments?" Alejandro asked.

"Nope and I thought you know me well." The host rolled his eyes and the Latino villain just shrugged his shoulders, sometime it doesn't hurt to ask. "By the way, your race has just started now!" He blew his air horn loudly and the travelers quickly run toward the mountain.

"Climbing route seems to be faster but I bet it will be harder." Duncan muttered to himself as he glanced up to see that Naruto was climbing the mountain with Sky, Alejandro and Courtney before he shifts his glance to the trail. "I guess I'll run…" The punk took a few steps before the exploding mine launch him up in air as he give out a bloodcurdling scream.

"Is it me or do it seems like Duncan is having a lot of bad luck in this season?" Zoey stared at the screaming punk with a raised eyebrow.

"Nah, he doesn't have a bad luck, dattebayo." Naruto shook his head, "…I think?" He was about to reach out for the ledge but the oil suddenly land on his face and the redhead spit some oil out with a disgusted groan.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Am I worried about elimination?" Duncan crossed his arms with a scoff, "Hell no. The reasons why I'm not worried are that my alliance with the guys is pretty tight and I'm pretty sure that everyone would vote for Courtney because you all know why."

_***Static***_

"I'm so not gonna climb the mountain." Heather scoffed, "Anyone who climbs the booby-trapped mountain without equipments are crazy until it's my idiot…W-W-Wait!"

_***Static***_

"That time, I will win the immunity." Courtney crossed her arms with a scowl, "I'm overdue for a victory!"

_***Static***_

"I only have one regret…" Chris grumbled, "And that was sending Fang out with Scott. We have to use the bear and he's really, really, really, really cranky."

* * *

Gwen run up the trail before she skid on her feet as soon as she spot a large pit and she peek over the edge with nervous expression, it turn out that the pit was filled with lava and mutated piranhas. "These fishes are like a cockroach." Gwen muttered before she notice several stepping stones and she was about to take a leap but she heard some kind of growl. She glance over her shoulder to see the bear with the chainsaw and she swear that the bear's eyes were bloodshot. "Not this damn bear again!" The goth woman quickly hopped across the stones, barely avoiding the leaping piranhas as the bear followed her with the revving chainsaw.

* * *

Sky climb up the cliffside until she reach a large cave and the Cree woman decide to take a quick break before she hear a deep growl, causing her to glance up to see the angry Bigfoot. "…Oh, is that your place?" Sky giggled nervously as she slowly moves toward the entrance, "Then I'll le…" The Bigfoot just punted her out of the cave and she screamed out before she lands on something soft, it turned out that she just landed on Courtney.

* * *

Alejandro jog up the trail and he glance around for any signs of the travelers and the traps since he have a good lead on the travelers, it won't take long for him to reach the top of the mountain. "That'll be a clinch for me, the majes…" He smirked before the boxing glove sprout out of the wall, knocking the Latino villain off the ledge and he fall down with a bloodcurdling scream.

"Yeah, a clinch!" Courtney laughed at the groaning Latino villain, taking the lead at the moment.

* * *

Dawn was racing against Duncan as they run up the narrow trail and the petite woman blink at the sight of holes in the wall before she realizes something about it. "Duck!" Dawn quickly dropped down on the ground but the punk just ignored her as he ran past her with a chortle.

"Yeah, right…" Duncan rolled his eyes before the hard meatballs shot out of the holes within the wall and they all hit everywhere on the punk. Before he can say anything, one of the meatballs strikes him right in the groin and he kneel down on the ground. "W-W-W-Why…" The punk groaned weakly, "J-J-Just why?!"

"I warned you." The petite woman ran past him with a blank expression.

* * *

The bear was sitting on the ground and he take a sip of his tea with a smile before Heather and Courtney knock the creature down as they run past him, causing the bear to spill his tea all over the ground. The creature glare at them and he shift his eyes to the spilt tea with a gasp before he release an savage roar, catching the racers' attention. "It was her!" Courtney pointed at the queen bee before she run away with a scream.

"What?!" Heather snarled, "Why, you fucking li…" She froze as soon as she hears a deadly growl, followed by a sound of something revving and she peek over her shoulder to see that the bear was wielding a chainsaw around. Heather ran away with a bloodcurdling scream and the angry creature chase the screaming racers up the trail with his chainsaw.

* * *

Zoey and Naruto race against each other as they duck under the swinging boulders and the indie woman gain a lead on the redhead. She never notices the oil slick and she slips backward, knocking Naruto down. "Zoey, are you okay?" Naruto asked as Zoey attempted to lean up, only to blink at the soft feeling in his hands before he glance down to see that his hands were on her breasts and he just accidentally squeezed them at same time that the indie woman was getting up. "G-Gomen, dattebayo!" They quickly got up on their feet with red faces, matching their hairs.

"I-I-It's okay!" Zoey waved her hands around with a stutter, "I-It was an accident!" They just stared at each other with blushes before they glance away from each other, they both never notice that the swinging boulders just knocked Duncan off the cliff.

* * *

"Won't be any longer." Chris glanced at his watch as he waited for the racers at the top and like he just said, it didn't take longer until several travelers raced against each other toward the flag before one of the racers make a leap for it, snatching the flag in process.

"Yes, yes!" Courtney held the flag up in air, "I win! I win! In your faces! I'm the winner!"

"The winner is Courtney." The host rolled his eyes at the cheering CIT, "…She receive immunity…"

"Chris, what's my reward?" The CIT tossed the flag away with a smug smirk, "Is it gold mountain trophy? No, a giant gold…"

"The only reward is the immunity." Chris replied, "I never say anything about gold reward."

"What?!" Courtney stomped with a snarl.

"Meet me at the campfire for the elimination ceremony." The host ignored the fuming CIT as he walked away, "Chef, get the catapult ready!"

* * *

**(Campfire)**

"You have casted your votes and I just got the result." Chris grinned at the travelers, "The travelers that get the shrimp are…" He tossed the shrimps at the travelers as he called their names out, "Courtney, Zoey, Sky, Alejandro, Naruto, Dawn and Gwen." The host turned his head to Heather and Duncan, "And the final shrimp goes to…"

"…" The punk crossed his arms with a scowl.

"…" The queen bee narrowed her eyes at the host.

"…Heather!" The host announced as he tossed the cash bag at the punk.

"Oh, this reeks!" Duncan groaned, "I still can't believe that Courtney got the im…" Chef suddenly tosses him into the catapult and it launched the screaming punk up in air.

"Wear a cup from now on!" Chef shouted at the sky, "Seriously, wear the cup!"

* * *

**(Chrisship: Hallway)**

"That was a long day, dattebayo." Naruto stretched himself out with a yawn before someone taps him on his shoulder and the redhead turn around to see Dawn. "Dawn, what's up?"

"Naruto, I heard that some people had confessed their feelings to you." Dawn stared at the blushing redhead, "I believe that I don't give you my confession yet so I'm gonna tell you about my feeling. Naruto, I love you because you're the first person to accept me for myself and you have changed my life in a good way. I always love the fact that you still give out the warm aura that embrace all living things and you always keep make everyone, even me, happy." She hugged him as she gives him a kiss on his lip, "Naruto, you are very interesting person and I love you very much." She released him before she walk down the hallway, "Now you have my confession, I'll leave you be for now."

"…That was kinda blunt and direct, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head with a deep blush. If anyone was around, they would see that Dawn's expression didn't change a bit the whole time during her confession.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

Several days later, the travelers were eating their breakfast and Naruto was about to take a bite until he notice that Maeve was eating something under the table. "Ma-chan, are you eating chocolate again?" Naruto raised his eyebrow at his daughter with a smile and the little girl quickly lifts her head up to reveal some chocolate stain around her mouth.

"Nope!" Maeve shook her head as she pointed at her untouched plate, "I am eating eggy, nya!"

"Oh, really?" The redhead chuckled lightly as the little girl nodded, "I think you're not telling me the truth and do you know what that mean?"

"Nope." The little girl gulped nervously.

"That mean the tickle monster is gonna get you, dattebayo!" Naruto suddenly tickled Maeve silly, "Tickle monster!"

"M-M-Mommy, save me, nya!" Maeve shrieked with a giggle.

"Sorry, but mommy don't want to get tickle by the tickle monster." Gwen smirked at her laughing daughter and it wasn't long enough until the squeaking loudspeaker catch everyone's attention as the little girl pouted as soon as her father stopped tickling her.

"Travelers, we are heading for Philippines." Chris' voice spoke, "So finish your breakfast right away and get ready."

"Aw, I wanna play with daddy and mommy, nya." The little girl pouted childishly.

"Gomen." The redhead ruffled her hair up, "we'll play when we come back, dattebayo."

"Promise?" Maeve stared up at him with puppy eyes.

"Promise." Naruto chuckled.

* * *

**(Philippines)**

The travelers stare at the hanging large boxes, attaching to a crane machine, and there was a large inflatable stunt cushion before they all turn to their grinning host with several raised eyebrows. "Today, we will have a quick and short elimination challenge because of um…" Chris tapped his chin, "…Budget? Yeah, because of our budget. We have to kick someone off right away before we get to our next destination."

"I don't buy the budget excuse." Alejandro whispered to his fellow travelers.

"Just roll with it." Heather rolled her eyes with crossed arms.

"I would like to call our challenge…" The host smirked evilly, "Escape the Vomit-Room! Each of you will be in your own room and you will have to figure out how to get out of the room and make a jump for it. First one to get out wins the immunity!"

"Um…" Sky raised her hand up with a puzzled expression, "Why is it called Vomit-Room?"

"Oh, you'll find out soon." Chris chuckled darkly, "Chef, get them in the rooms!" The cooker suddenly grabbed the travelers and he shoves each traveler into their own boxes before the crane machine rise the boxes up in air.

* * *

Courtney glances around in a medium room, strongly resembling a common living room and she turns her head to the door to see the chains and a padlock. "If there's a padlock, that means I need to find a key somewhere in this place…" Courtney muttered to herself before the large flat screen TV come to life and she raise her eyebrow at the sight of a man as he bend over. "What the hell is…" There was a sound of wet fart as the CIT screamed out in horror with green face, "GROSS!"

* * *

Dawn ignored the two girls and one cup video as she open the drawers and she dig around for a while until the room suddenly shook, causing her to fall down. She attempt to get up but the room kept knocking her around and she hear a odd sound of a click before a foul smell fill the room. "…Is that a rotten fish?" Dawn covered her nose and mouth as she fights her urge to throw up, she can't stand the smell of rotting animal corpse.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Okay, this is the worst challenge I ever went though in my whole life." Heather groaned weakly as she held her stomach, "They kept showing me all these disgusting things on TV, the room reek and it won't stop shaking around…Not to mention that there were some nasty surprises…" She suddenly turn around to vomit into the toilet with a disgustedly groan.

_***Static***_

"Hey, it may be short one but it won't be easy for the guys." Chris chuckled.

"You are one sick person I ever work for." Chef glanced at the host before he smirks, "And I'm happy to work for you again."

"Thank, Chef." The host laughed with the cooker.

* * *

Naruto flip the couch on its back and he glance down to see a picture before his paled face turn green as he run to the corner to throw up, it turn out that it was a picture of Chris in his speedo.

* * *

Sky discovers a box in the corner and she nervously opens it, only to cry out in horror as the skunk spray her. She quickly shove the creature back in the box before she tie it up with the cord as she coughed roughly, attempting to hold her bile down.

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Gwen peek under the TV's table and before she know it, the rotten melting cheese hit her face. She cried out in horror as she stumble backward before she fall down and she wipe her face clean, only to widened her eyes as soon as the expired milk pour down on her from the ceiling. "Again, I fucking hate this show." Gwen muttered with green face before she throws up on the floor.

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Alejandro raised his eyebrow at a piece of string and his eyes follow the trail of the string until it stops right under the desk. "Odd…" He muttered to himself as he give the string a tug before the manure fall down on him and the Latino villain release a bloodcurdling scream, attempting to dig himself out of the pile of manure.

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Zoey scratch her head with puzzled expression, she have been looking around for several hours and she really want to get out of this room because it kept making her throw up each thirty minutes. She glances at the couch's cushions before she notices that there was a lump, meaning that there might be something under the cushion. "I hope it's not something bad…" Zoey gulped and she lifts the cushion up before her green cheeks puff out as the indie woman stared at the steamy pile of bear's shits. Slowly, she put the cushion back down before she run toward the corner and throw up all over the floor.

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"Back away, you mangy animals!" Heather swung the couch's cushion around as she stands on top of the desk and the skunks hissed at her before they all lift their tails up. "Don't you dare!" The queen bee glared worriedly, "I swear if you spray your stinky juice on me, I'm gonna kill…" The creatures just sprayed the screaming queen bee, "THAT'S IT! I'LL KILL YOU AND CHRIS!" Heather lunged at the skunks with a war cry.

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Naruto wipe his mouth with his sleeve as he pant heavily, "I am so gonna get tou-san back with double…No, triple corncob prank, dattebayo." He pull the desk's drawer open and he ransack though it for a while until he feel something cold before he pull it out, the redhead smirk as soon as he see that he just found the key. The redhead quickly run toward the padlock and he insert it into the locker before it unlatches with a click. "Finally!" He opened it, glancing down at the inflatable stunt cushion before he jumps out into the cushion as the host sips his drink.

"Over already?" Chris blinked as the redhead crawled off the cushion with a weak groan, "Oh well, Naruto is the first one to get out of the Vomit-Room so he win the immunity!"

"Want me to bring them down?" Chef jabbed his thumb at the swinging boxes.

"Wait five more minutes." The host smirked and he was about to say something but he notice the corncobs in his son's hands before the paled host run away from his angry son, the redhead was pissed off at him for traumatized him with the speedo pictures.

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

Chris grinned at the moaning travelers since they didn't recover fully after the sickeningly challenge, "So far, Naruto, Courtney, Zoey, Heather, Sky and Gwen have got their shrimps and I have one shrimp left on my plate." He glanced at Dawn and Alejandro, "And it will go to…"

"…" The petite woman just stared at the host with blank expression.

"…" The Latino villain just rubbed his sore stomach with a weak moan.

"…Alejandro!" The host announced as he threw the cash bag at the petite woman, "One less traveler, meaning we're getting closer to the end."

"Okay, Dawn, get in the da…" Chef was about to reach out for the petite woman, only to blink at the empty seat. "…What the fuck?! Do she have a superpower or what?!"

"Here." Dawn raised her hand up from the lifeboat as the cooker and host jumped up in air, "And to answer your question, I…" The cooker just dropped lifeboat into the sea without a warning.

"…I don't know you, Chef, but I'm glad to see her go because she's creeping me out with her freaky 'gifts'."

"I hear you there." The cooker agreed with a nod.

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**(Dining Room)**

Naruto was having his midnight snack and he takes another bite from his ramen bowl before he hears someone call out for him, causing him to turn around to see Zoey. "Hey, Naruto, are you having a midnight snack too?" Zoey sat down with a bowl of ice cream.

"Hai, I was little hungry since I don't have dinner because of what happened early, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled sheepishly before they both shiver at the memories of the Vomit-Room and they start to eat their snacks in silence for a while.

"…Naruto, do you remember our promise when we were little?" The indie woman brushed her hair with a faintly blush.

"Yeah, I do." The redhead nodded with a smile, "Our promise was that we will…"

"Marry each other when we're older." Zoey smiled as the redhead froze up with a dropped jaw, "After many years, my feeling never even change a bit since we met each other for the first time…You can say it was a love at first sight for me." She looked into Naruto's eyes, "Naruto, I want to fulfill our promise because I love you. You're a good and kind person and you always treat everyone equally, not to mention that you're also a good father with your little girl." She lean up to the redhead as she kiss him on lips before she pull away from him, "I hope we'll talk more about it after we are done with this show." She give him another kiss before she get up and walk away from the room as she glance over her shoulder. "Naruto, let's fulfill our promise. I love you." Zoey quickly exited the room.

"…" Naruto slowly looked around in the empty dining room with a red face, "…I think I better stay away from this room if it's empty, dattebayo." He had noticed that he got most of confessions in this dining room and it make him think that the dining room might be cursed or something like that.

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**(Hallway)**

A couple days went by and the travelers were in their beds, snoring away in their slumber before the feedback jolt everyone up from their dreamland. "Travelers, in few hours, we will be in South Korea for a special episode." Chris' voice muttered, "McLean out!"

"Special episode?" Naruto raised his eyebrow.

"Maybe it has something with eliminated travelers?" Gwen shrugged, "Like this time back on the island years ago when we got in final five."

"I hope that no one vote for me." Courtney sneered with crossed arms, "Because if they do, I'm gonna sue them!"

"Will she ever get tired of saying that?" Zoey whispered to Alejandro.

"I think she won't." Alejandro deadpanned.

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**(South Korea: Building)**

Heather glance around in the empty hallway with a raised eyebrow, everything just went by in a blur. The interns suddenly drag the travelers into the building with their jersey jackets as soon as they got out of the ship and they were split up right away, she also wonder why they put a earbud in their ears, something about translating languages. "What the hell is Chris up to?" Heather sighed, "Please don't tell me Chris is gonna rip another one off from Running Man again."

"_Attention, attention!"_ The queen bee glanced up at the squeaking PA, _"Today, we will have a nametag rip mission."_

"Figured." The queen bee scoffed.

"_Total Drama versus Running Man! The team with last survivor will win the game. Game starts now!"_

"…Wait, what?!" Heather dropped her jaw.

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**(Confessional)**

"Wait, wait, what?" Alejandro blinked, "Did they say Running Man?"

_***Static***_

"Oh, boy…" Sky gulped nervously, "I don't think it will end well…"

_***Static***_

"Who the hell is Running Man?" Courtney narrowed her eyes, "Why are we going against them? Are they eliminated travelers or what? Ugh!"

_***Static***_

"…Does that mean we will face against Jong-Kook?" Naruto scratched his head, "I don't know if I can take him on, dattebayo."

_***Static***_

"I have seen some videos and I think I can take some on but they have more experience." Gwen muttered.

_***Static***_

"…So the special episode is a crossover?" Zoey asked, "A crossover with two shows? Wow, I didn't see that one coming."

_***Static***_

Heather stared at the camera with dropped jaw, "…I hope I can get some autographs from them."

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Zoey slowly tiptoeing down the hallway as she check each room carefully for any signs of the Running Man members and she open the staircase's door, only to bump into someone. They stare at each other for a while until Zoey slowly lift her index finger up, "…You're Haha, right?"

"Yes, hello." Haha nodded as they moved around with their guard up, "Nice to meet you."

"…You look shorter than you appear on video." The indie woman replied.

"…WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Haha pointed at her, "I was gonna be easy on you but now I'm not!" They start to wrestle each other as they try to grab each other's nametag until one of them managed to take hold on the nametag and it got rip off.

"_Zoey out! Zoey out!"_

"Bye!" Haha waved childishly at the indie woman as the interns dragged her off to the jail.

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Alejandro peek around the corner to see a man with thick glasses and a young man with baseball cap as they check the office room before they walk toward the stair. He slowly move toward them before he reach out to the young man's back and at same time, the man with glasses turn his head around to see the Latino villain. "Gary, behind you!" The glasses-wearing man shouted and Gary quickly turns around, just in time to avoid Alejandro's hand.

"Oh, oh, that was close one!" Gary backed away from the Latino villain before he notices something, "…Jae-Suk, he's alone!"

"Really?" Jae-Suk glanced around, "Catch him! Hurry!" They attempted to catch the Latino villain but Alejandro had escaped since there were two of them and he knows that they have more experience with this challenge.

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"Kwang-Soo, who do you think is the weakest member of Total Drama?" The middle-aged man asked as soon as he peeks into the staircase with a tall man.

"I'm not sure…" Kwang-Soo blinked, "Suk-Jin, but one thing I know is that they have someone who is like Kook."

"Really?" Suk-Jin halted in his trail with cold sweats, "…Who?"

"I think his name is Naruto." Kwang-Soo muttered, "He's the one with red hair…"

"…So there are two Kook in this building?" Suk-Jin dropped his jaw, "Whoa, that's scary…" He tapped Kwang-Soo's chest, "Say, can you imagine it? Naruto and Kook going at each other…"

"Then it's a bloodbath, a bloodbath!" Kwang-Soo replied nervously and before they know it, Naruto ran down the stairs after he spot them from above. They both scream out before Kwang-Soo suddenly pushes Suk-Jin into Naruto and he runs away from them as if the devil was after him.

"KWANG-SOO, WHY YOU!" Suk-Jin wailed and he barely makes any reaction as the redhead tore his nametag off.

"_Suk-Jin out! Suk-Jin out!"_

"Wow, he really like to betray everyone, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he patted Suk-Jin's shoulders, "Gomen but the race start now."

"…Oh, you have seen our show before." Suk-Jin sighed.

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Heather and Courtney peek into the office room to see a muscular man and a woman before the travelers pull away. "We better find someone else." Heather whispered.

"No, we can take them on!" Courtney scoffed before she charge into the room and the queen bee just smack her forehead.

"You can't take Kook and Ji-Hyo on by yourself." The queen bee growled quietly before she run away from the office, she know that Kook and Ji-Hyo is one of few strongest members in the Running Man cast and it would take more than two people to take one of them out.

"_Courtney out! Courtney out!"_

"Oppa, I just saw someone run this way!" Ji-Hyo pointed at the direction that the queen bee just took.

"Go!" Kook dropped the CIT's nametag as they run down the hallway, "If they take the stair, you go down and I'll go up!"

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"Wait, wait!" Kwang-Soo leaned against the wall to prevent Gwen and Sky from ripping his nametag off, "Wait! If you let me go, I'll tell you where Haha is!"

"Well…" Sky tapped her chin.

"Don't listen to him." Gwen attempted to pull the tall man away from the wall, "He'll lie! He always lies and betrays to stay alive longer or win the game!"

"No, I swear that I'm gonna tell the truth!" Kwang-Soo gulped and they glance at each other.

"_Haha out! Haha out!"_

They stared at the ceiling and they all wonder what just happened, it turn out that Heather and Alejandro run into Haha. Before the travelers know it, Kwang-Soo suddenly rip Gwen's nametag off since she wasn't paying attention and he was about to run away but Sky tackle him down before she rip his nametag off.

"_Gwen out! Kwang-Soo out!"_

"I'll be going now!" The Cree woman ran away from the eliminated members.

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Naruto enter the office room and he glance around before he turn around, only to run into Ji-Hyo. "Omo!" Ji-Hyo gasped and they quickly bring their guard up as they circle each other.

"Hello, it's nice to meet you." Naruto smirked.

"Hello." Ji-Hyo giggled nervously since she knows that Naruto is one of the best members in the nametag ripping challenge. The redhead suddenly grab her and they start to wrestle with each other for a while, keeping prying the grasping hands away from their own nametags until the redhead managed to grab her nametag before he tore it off.

"_Ji-Hyo out! Ji-Hyo out!"_

"Wow, that was tough than it look on video, dattebayo." The redhead panted on his knees.

"I know!" Ji-Hyo shouted back as the interns drag her away.

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"_Sky out! Sky out!"_

Jae-Suk drop the aspiring Olympian's nametag to help Gary with Heather as they fight each other to rip each other's nametag off and Jae-Suk was about to help Gary out but someone suddenly tore his nametag off, revealing to be Alejandro. Heather manage to get her hand on Gary's nametag and at same time, Gary have his hand on her nametag before they both give it a tug, followed by the ripping sound.

"_Jae-Suk out! Heather out! Gary out!"_

"Now I better find Kook and…" Alejandro was about to run off but someone tackle him down from behind and he can feel something torn off his back before he glance over his shoulder to see Kook with a smirk.

"_Alejandro out! Alejandro out!"_

"Now it's time for the final round." Kook walked away as he rolled his sleeve out, "I can't wait to see Naruto."

"…It's gonna be bloodbath." Gary muttered.

"The bath is not enough for the amount of bloods." Jae-Suk muttered.

"…Since we're eliminated, can I have your autographs?" Heather asked and the Running Man members glanced at each other as the interns dragged them away to the jail.

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After few minutes of search, Naruto and Kook finally meet each other in the lobby and they slowly circle around with a predatory smirk. "I have seen you on your show and you're not pretty bad." Kook grinned.

"Thank, I'm a fan of your show and I always want to go against you for once, dattebayo." Naruto smirked before he suddenly charge toward Kook and the muscular man quickly grab his shoulders, stopping the redhead's charge. Naruto stretch his right arm out and Kook swat it down as they wrestle with each other before they fall down on the floor, starting to roll around. Kook pin the redhead down as soon as he rolls to top and he reaches out for the redhead's nametag, Naruto tried to resist him but the muscular man manages to keep him pinned down.

"You're strong but you still have a long way to go!" Kook ripped his nametag off with a cheer.

"_Naruto out! Running Man win!"_

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Chris give the travelers a cheesy grin as soon as they show up with the Running Man cast, "The Running Man wins the challenge and that mean the travelers won't get any reward since it's a reward challenge. Now, let's go back to the ship and…"

"We would like to have a talk with you for a bit." Kook suddenly dragged the host away with Running Man cast's help and the host cried out for help.

"I always told everybody that the Running Man is gonna get Chris someday but no one believe me." Heather smirked with crossed arms.

"Hai, you did." Naruto chuckled.

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**(Chrisship: Bridge)**

"Since Chris is in the Sick Bay, recovering after his beatdown by the Running Man cast, I'm gonna close it off." Chef grunted at the wheel, "We start off with ten maggots and there were some pretty short challenges but we are now down to seven maggots. It looks like the men alliance was pretty useless since there are now only two of them and we just saw that Courtney is pretty greedy with a nasty ego, what else is new." He rolled his eyes, "Anyway…There are seven maggots now and it won't be long until we reach to the final three! The questions are…What kind of challenges will it be? Where will we go next? Who will take the loser-boat? Who will be in the final three? What will happen next? Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

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_Contestants: Alejandro, Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Naruto, Sky, Zoey_

_Eliminated: Anne Maria, Amy, B, Beardo, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler_

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_**Random WDL Fact: There are several characters from other show that appeared in this story and they were from two of my favorite shows, Cold Case and The Listener. In fact, Duncan's last name was taken from Cold Case.**_

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**And this ends our forty-two chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Oh, boy! Oh, boy! It's almost over and I'm sure that everyone can't wait to see who will make it to the final three and who will be the winner of the TDO!**

**It looks like Naruto had got ten confessions in just few weeks. Will Naruto make his decision soon? Who will end up with him? Who know?**

**Running Man: It makes sense to me that the Running Man wins the challenge against Total Drama because they have more experience and good teamwork (Something that most contestants in TD don't have) since the debut of Running Man.**

**All I can say is that the next two chapters will be pretty short since there are only seven contestants left...Just to let you guys know.**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	43. Odyssey: Instant Elimination

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions.**

**Coldblue: My hands are tied on this question because we are getting closer to the end.**

**Djinn: Who know? We'll see.**

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**Anyway, it's time for the forty-three chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

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**Chapter 43: Odyssey: Instant Elimination**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, ten travelers went though several short challenges and only three people had dropped out." Chris grinned, "We started off with fifty-two contestants and you have been watching us for weeks as we kick so many people out until we reach to the final seven contestants. It won't be long until we reach the final three! What will happen to our final seven contestants? Who will survive our next several challenges and who will take the loser-boat? Who will be in the final three? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

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**(Hallway)**

The snoring travelers were in their beds and a blaring horn echo across the hallway as the travelers wake up with a groan. "Just few more challenges…" Sky buried her head under her pillow, she can't wait for the end of this season so she don't have to deal with Chris and his wakeup route.

"Attention, maggots, we will be in South America in few hours so hit the shower and bring your swimsuit!" Chef's voice barked out of the PA.

"…It's way too early." Gwen grumbled tiredly.

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**(South America)**

The travelers release a groan as soon as they see the tallest cliff that loom over the lake and their host clears his throat loudly with a grin. "Before we start our challenge, I want you to know that we will have two separate elimination challenges today." Chris grinned at the travelers, "And second…From now on, whoever loses the challenges will be eliminated instantly!" The travelers gasped, "That's right! No more votes, no fresh shrimps, no second chance!"

"Wait, does that mean five of us will be eliminated right away before the final challenge?" Zoey raised her hand.

"Yes." The host nodded, "Anyway…Now it's time for our first challenge of the day. For your task, all you have to do is…" He gestured to the cliff before he shift his arms to the six chests, "Jump off the cliff and grab one of thousand keys at the bottom of the lake then try your luck to unlock one of the chest! If you manage to unlock the chest, you will keep your own reward within the chest and you also will be safe for another day. The person that can't unlock any chest will be eliminated right away!"

"So it's first come, first serve, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"Correct." Chris jabbed his thumb at the lake with a smirk, "Oh, by the way…The lake is infested with sharks, mutated piranhas and many man-eating sea creatures." The travelers glanced at each other nervously, "Travelers, it's time to take the leap of faith!"

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**(Confessional)**

"Okay, that's kinda unfair because we all know that the animals won't hurt Naruto at all and he have the devil's luck." Gwen sighed before she shrug to herself, "You know what, I don't care as long as we get this stupid show over and done with so we can go back home."

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Heather peek over the cliff to see the snarling sharks as they leap out of the water, "…Who want to go first?" She wasn't really keen to go in the infested lake and she believe that she will have better chance to grab the key without any harms if someone jump in first.

"I'm first!" Courtney suddenly jumped off the cliff, "The chest is mine!" She land in the lake and the travelers just stare at the water for a while before the tentacle spout out of the water with the screaming CIT, tossing her around like a ragdoll as several travelers notice that she was holding a key.

"Well, here goes nothing." Zoey jumped off the cliff, followed by several travelers and they all land in the water before the sea creatures attack the screaming travelers, beside the redhead. Naruto swim to the bottom of the lake as he glance at the keys before he grab one of the key and he quickly swim to the shore.

"Okay, let's see…" Naruto scratched his head as he stared at the chests before Courtney land right next to him, courtesy of the tentacle, and she quickly shoves him away from the chests.

"The gold is mine!" The CIT tried her key on each chest but it didn't open any chest and she threw the key down on the floor with a scream as Zoey and Alejandro swim out of the lake. The redhead gets up on his feet, brushing some sands off as he insert his key in the first chest and it open up right away.

"Candies?" The redhead blinked at the massive amount of candies.

"…Chef, do we have any luck-based challenge after this one?" Chris deadpanned, it was getting too ridiculous that his son kept won any luck-based challenge in one try. He never notices that Gwen was beating the shark with the branch as she hold on to her key.

"Nope, we don't." Chef grunted, only to duck under the screaming queen bee as the tentacle creature fling her away from the lake.

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**(Confessional)**

"Gomen." Naruto scratched his head with a sheepishly grin, "It's not like I can turn my luck off if I want to, dattebayo. I thought that no one makes any luck-relating challenges but I guess tou-san just forget about that…" He rubbed his chin, "I hope short-termed memories don't run in the family, dattebayo."

_***Static***_

"Hey, I don't have short-term memory!" Chris crossed his arms, "I forget because I was…Um…I was…Um…I was busy! Yeah, I forget it because I was so busy with the challenges and the producers, yeah…"

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Alejandro was swimming around in the lake as he looks at several keys and before he knows it, the tentacles grab his limbs. The Latino villain attempt to get out of the tentacle's hold as the shark get closer and they stare at each other for a while before the shark punch Alejandro in stomach several times.

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Sky jumps into the lake before she quickly swam out of the water with a bloodcurdling scream as the mutated piranhas attack her with a snarl.

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Heather stumble out of the lake with a jellyfish on her head and she give out a wince each time the creature sting her as soon as she take a step closer to the chests. "This damn key better open one of them because I'm not going back to the fucking lake for the sixth times!" Heather inserted her key into the chest with a grumble before the lock unlatches with a click, "Finally!" She opened the chest, only to raise her eyebrow as she stares at the sodas. "What the…?"

"Look like Heather just got the hundreds of flavored sodas as her reward!" Chris grinned before a bottle of soda hit his forehead, courtesy of the angry queen bee.

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Zoey scream out as the shark attempt to take a bite out of the indie woman but she kick the creature's nose and shark rub its nose with a deadly glare, causing the indie woman to gulp nervously before she quickly swim away from the chasing shark.

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Gwen try her tenth key on the remaining chests but it wasn't successful and the goth woman toss the key over her shoulder with annoyance groan, she never notice that the key just hit Courtney's head as soon as she get out of the water.

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The bruised Latino villain crawl over to the chest and he place his key inside before he release his breath as the chest open up with a click. He peek inside to see bottles of body lotions and Alejandro turn his head around to give Chris a deadly glare as the grinning host give him a uncaringly shrug.

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The tentacle slam Courtney around like a ragdoll before it tosses her across the lake and the CIT land on the shore harder. She stand up quickly as she grab the large stick and Courtney run back into the lake with a war cry, she never notice that Gwen just unlock her chest, filled with random books.

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The Cree woman silently cheers to herself as she open the chest and she raise her eyebrow at the bobbleheads of Total Drama cast. "Sky has won a completed set of Total Drama Bobbleheads!" Chris grinned as he gestured at the last unopened chest, "We only have one more reward for the lucky traveler that will stay in the game." He glanced at Courtney and Zoey as they stumbled out of the lake, "Who will it be? Will it be Courtney or Zoey?" Zoey was first to reach the chest and she try her key but it didn't unlock the chest.

"Out of my way!" Courtney shoves the indie woman away and she insert her key into the chest before they all hear a sound of click as the CIT cheered loudly. "Yes! Yes! The gold reward is mine!" She believes that one of the chests is filled with the gold and by the looks of it, she's the one that got it as she opened it. "It's all mi…" Courtney stopped in middle of her sentence as she stared at the pictures of Chris, "…What the fuck?!"

"Wow, I never have seen anyone so happy that they got Chris McLean chest, beside some crazed fans." The host chuckled at the twitching CIT before he turn to the groaning indie woman as he hand the cash bag over to her, "Sorry, Zoey, but you just lucked out."

"Do I have to go in the lifeboat or the catapult?" Zoey glanced around with a sigh.

"Well…" Chris smirked and the cooker snickered right behind him.

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**(Deck)**

"I present you the Shameful Cannon!" The host gestured at the huge cannon as several travelers just dropped their jaw at the host, "Zoey, hop in and enjoy the ride."

"Is that sa…" The indie woman asked nervously before the cooker suddenly tosses her into the cannon without any warning and he fires the cannon, sending the screaming indie woman away in the air.

"The cannon have a good distance." Chef whistled at the sky before he glance at the host, "How come we don't use it before?"

"The producers refuse to approve it because it was too dangerous and I blackmailed…" Chris coughed, "Eh, I mean I bothered them for a while until they give in and got it approved." He turned around on his heels to the travelers, "Travelers, follow me for your next challenge."

"…I don't know what's worst, the catapult or the cannon." Gwen deadpanned.

"I'll say the cannon." Sky whispered.

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**(Lake)**

"Why are we back here again?" Heather threw her hands up before she notice a large floating platform, "…And please don't tell me that it's another stupid water battle."

"Actually, you're right." The host grinned at the groaning queen bee, "It's the water battle challenge and it's battle royal! We will have five rounds…"

"Why do we need five rounds?" Courtney cut the host off, "It's so oblivious that the last person standing gets the immunity!"

"Did you forget that I just said that all the challenges that will given to you are instant elimination challenges?" Chris deadpanned before he clear his throat, "Anyway…We will have five rounds and if you win a round, you won't take place in the next round and you're safe for another day. The person that doesn't win any round will be eliminated on spot! Travelers, take your place!" He waited until the travelers get on the platform before he blow his air horn, "FIGHT TIME!"

"Can we agree on no team-up?" Alejandro asked before the queen bee blindsided him by push him off the platform.

"Agreed." The queen bee mocked, only to scream out as Courtney pushed her into the lake. The CIT turn around to see that Sky and Gwen were wrestling with each other as soon as Naruto fall into the water and she quickly push them off the platform.

"Courtney won the first round!" The host announced, "Courtney, get off the platform so we can start our second round."

"Oh joy, another round." Gwen climbed back onto the platform with a deadpan expression before they start their second round. The goth woman quickly shove Heather away into the water and before she know it, Naruto and Alejandro accidentally knock her back into the lake as they wrestle around, attempting to push each other into the water. During the wrestle, the redhead notice that Sky charge toward them and the redhead quickly push Alejandro away into the Cree woman, causing them to slip off the platform.

"Naruto passed the second round and it was pretty quick." Chris rubbed his chin.

"Of course it's quick because there are few of them." Chef rolled his eyes.

"I know, make me wish that we can bring few more players back in the game." The host shrugged his shoulders, "Move on to the third round…"

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**(Confessional)**

"Ugh…" Heather crossed her arms with a grumble, "I wish that Courtney won't win a round but she did. How long do I have to listen to her whining and bitching around about everything?! Sue that, sue this. Ugh!"

_***Static***_

Alejandro taps his chin in deep thought, "One thing that I have been wondering for a while is the first place prize. Chris never said anything about it and the loser money is pretty huge right now."

* * *

Heather managed to win the third round and the remaining players have been wrestling with each other for a while in the fourth round. Gwen and Sky push the Latino villain away and he stumbles toward the edge of the platform but he manages to find his foot at the last minute, teetering at the edge. "That was so clo…" Alejandro muttered before Sky stumble into him and they both fall into the water, it turn out that Gwen just shove the Cree woman at last minute and it was pure luck that the aspiring Olympian just ran into the Latino villain.

"Gwen won the fourth round and Sky will have to face against Alejandro in the last round!" Chris grinned as the wet travelers climb up back on the platform, "One out of two will stay in the game and other one will be out of the game! Let's find out when our final battle will start…NOW!" Alejandro quickly lunged at the Cree woman and she duck under him before the Latino villain quickly get back on his feet. Sky suddenly slips across the platform as she sweeps the Latino villain off his feet, causing him to stumble backward and before he know it, Alejandro was swaying at the edge.

"Oh, no, no!" Alejandro flailed his arms around before he falls into the water with a scream.

"Sky is the lucky winner and Alejandro is our eliminated loser!" The host announced with a chuckle as the Latino villain swim out of the water with a grumble, "Alejandro, get your cash bag and meet me at the dock!"

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**(Dock)**

"Um…" The Latino villain glanced around with a puzzled expression as he held his cash bag, "Where's the cannon?"

"Oh, you don't get the Shameful Cannon." Chris snickered, "You're actually getting Das Boot!"

"Das wh…" Alejandro raised his eyebrow before the giant swinging mechanical boot kick him out of nowhere, launching the screaming Latino villain up in air.

"DAS BOOT!" Chef laughed evilly with remote button in his hand.

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**(Chrisship: Naruto's Room)**

Maeve stare at her father's chest for a while as the redhead brush his teeth in the bathroom before she tug his pajama pant, "Daddy?"

"Hai, Ma-chan?" Naruto glanced at his daughter.

"Are you hurt?" Maeve pointed at his scars, "Does big cuts hurt a lot?"

"Oh, that?" The redhead patted his scars with a grin, "Only during the rainy day but other than that, it doesn't even hurt a bit, dattebayo."

"Really?" The little girl tilted her head as her father gave her a nod, "…I wanna give boo-boo kiss, nya!"

"Eh, why?" Naruto blinked at his daughter as he crouched down.

"Big cuts hurt daddy, nya. I love daddy. I don't want it hurt daddy, nya!" Maeve kissed his scars, "Make boo-boo go away, nya."

"Oh, thank you, Ma-chan." The smiling redhead ruffled her hair up with a lightly chuckle as his daughter grinned widely, "You just made boo-boo go away, dattebayo."

"Yay!" The little girl giggled before she hug his legs, "Daddy, when will you marry me?"

"…It's story time, dattebayo." Naruto quickly changed the topic with a sweatdrop as he picked his daughter up, 'When will Gwen explain it to her why she can't marry me?'

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**(Dining Room)**

Several days later, the travelers were having their breakfast and it was very quiet. 'Two more people to go until I get in the final three then I'll win the damn game.' Courtney glared at the travelers.

"I wonder what kind of challenge will Chris throw at us since there are five of us?" Gwen poked her breakfast with her fork.

"Maybe he's gonna bring an old challenge back or something?" Sky shrugged her shoulders.

"Oh, you will find out pretty soon." Everyone turned their heads to the grinning host as he walked into the dining room, "Just to let you guys know that we will have a challenge in a couple hours and it will be in the ballroom."

"Is it an elimination challenge?" Heather asked.

"Yes." Chris nodded before he leave the dining room, "Remember, challenge in ballroom."

"…Why grandpa come and goes?" Maeve asked with puzzled expression.

"Maybe he's just stretching his legs out?" Naruto scratched his head confusingly.

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**(Ballroom)**

The first thing that the travelers saw was a huge wheel with pictures of the eliminated travelers and Gwen and Heather widened their eyes together. "Oh hell no!" The goth woman smacked her forehead, "Please, don't let it be what I think it is…Please…"

"Our challenge of the day is Triple Dog Dare!" Chris grinned evilly, "It's Total Drama Classics!"

"Are the rules same like back in the island season?" Naruto asked.

"Well, there are no freebie bottles and you can't push your dare off to someone else." The host replied before he gestures at the wheel as the cooker spin it, "Chef and I will spin the wheel around until it land on one of the eliminated travelers and one of you will take the dare that they come up with. I bet some of you are hoping that you don't get the sickest and twisted dares but we all know that will happen anyway. If you refuse to take the dare, you will be eliminate on spot and will have to take the loser-boat right away with one million and five hundred thousand bucks!"

"Good thing that Owen's not here." Heather muttered to herself with a shiver, it have been haunted her for a while and she don't want to go though it again.

"The turns will be done in alphabet order, which mean Courtney will go first." Chris spun the wheel until it land on Owen.

"Pfft, I got this one in the bag." Courtney snorted, "Owen's too nice guy that he can't come up with any bad dare…"

"Owen's dare…" The host glanced at his cue card, "Courtney, you have to eat two can of cat's foods!" The CIT dropped her jaw as Chef placed the tray in front of her and the travelers groaned in disgust.

The CIT stare at the cat food before she takes a deep breath, "Here goes nothing…" She quickly ate them and she swallows them down as she resists the urge to vomit before she releases a burp.

"Gross." Chris gagged, "Let's see what Gwen will get…" Chef spun the wheel before it stop on Rodney, "Gwen, here's your dare…Kiss the filthy pig for five seconds!"

"Say what?!" Gwen gasped in horror and she glance at the intern as he drag the struggling pig into the room by force.

"Since when did we have a pig on ship?" Naruto raised his eyebrow, he never notice a pig in the cargo.

"Oh, we got him yesterday." The host replied.

"For the record, I don't enjoy that a bit." The goth woman grumbled as she kiss the pig for five seconds before she quickly pull away from the creature and she spit out several times, attempting to get the taste out of her mouth.

"Look like Gwen gets a new boyfriend." Heather teased with a smug smirk.

"Oh, you'll gonna get it." Gwen wiped her mouth with a glare as the wheel stopped on Duncan, "Just you wait."

"Heather, your dare…" Chris grinned, "Drink the grasshopper juice!" Several travelers noticed that Chef was pouring the fried grasshoppers into the blender before he turns it on, liquidized the grasshoppers and the queen bee paled.

"…I have to drink that?!" The queen bee gulped nervously as the cooker shoved the glasses into her hands and she stare at the green liquid for a while until she take a deep breath before she drink it all up in one gulp.

"Do you think that the dares will get worse and worse each time?" Sky whispered to the redhead.

"I honestly don't know, dattebayo." The redhead scratched his head.

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**(Confessional)**

"Some people seriously need help." Heather brushed her teeth harder, "Ugh! I can't even get this disgusting taste out!"

_***Static***_

"I thought it can't be this bad but I guess I was wrong." Naruto glanced at his sweater and oddly, it was made out of poison ivy, it turn out that he just landed on Izzy. "I hope it will go away in few days…" He scratched his body.

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Sky pours the shampoo on the grumpy Bigfoot and she nervously washes the creature as she tries to keep the Bigfoot in the tub. "I thought we removed this dare?" Chef glanced at his boss.

"Yeah but it turn out that Lindsay does not have any good dares." Chris deadpanned.

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Gwen scream out in pain as the eels shock her several times before she pull her hands out with a wince and she shoot a deadly glare at the laughing host and cooker.

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Naruto swallow his Adam's apple worriedly as Chef slowly bring the wax machine toward his face and the travelers wince at his scream before he walk back to his seat with shiny face, glaring at his laughing father.

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Courtney glare at the shark in the tank before she jump inside and they start fight each other as the group watch on. It wasn't long enough until the creature throws the bruised CIT out of the water before the shark rub his black eye with a whine.

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Chef aim at the nervous queen bee with a paintball gun before he fires the balls at her and Heather cried out in pain each time she get hit by the paintballs.

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The redhead duck under the robot's punch and he quickly kick the robot away before another robot attack him from behind as Naruto fight several robots on top of the platform. "I'm pretty surprised that Ezekiel comes up with this dare." Sky whispered to her fellow travelers before a robot fall on her by accident.

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Courtney clawing the floor with a bloodcurdling scream, attempting to get away from the tentacle as it drags her around like a ragdoll and the host and cooker just watch on. "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going." Chris smirked before he notice an odd stare from his co-worker, "…It's meme joke. It's not like I just look some hentai up out of curiosity."

"…Riiiight." Chef rolled his eyes.

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The Cree woman stare at the red soup with paled face before she take a deep breath and she take several bites. Sky was about to take another bite before she notice a floating eyeball and her face slowly turn green but she managed to finish her soup, gagging the whole time.

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Heather stare at the screen with gaping expression and her eyebrow kept twitching the whole time, it turn out that she was watching a video of Chris doing some twerking dance while he was wearing a speedo. "…It's official, Harold have some serious problems." She muttered to herself.

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Gwen run away with a bloodcurdling scream as the mutated squirrels chase her down with lasers, followed by the roaring bear with chainsaw. "…I'm curious, why do you always give him a chainsaw?" Courtney asked.

"We don't." Chef grunted, "All we know is that he brings it with him when this season started."

"Then why can't you take it away from him?" Heather raised her eyebrow.

"Nah, we let it be after we lose a few interns." The cooker shrugged his shoulders and the travelers glanced at each other worriedly.

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The robot hold Courtney in headlock as it punch her in stomach several times and the second robot kept kick her ass over and over, ignoring the CIT's threat.

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The queen bee step into the large barrel with a disgusted groan, "Gross, it's too sticky!"

"Of course it's sticky because it's filled with maple syrup." Chris chuckled, "Gotta hand it to Izzy, she really come up with some craziest dares."

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After many rounds, there was a sound of explosive and the flour-covered redhead stumble back to his seat with a dizzily groan. "Congrats, Naruto, you just made it to another round." The host snickered, "Now it's Sky turn…" He spun the wheel for a while until it finally stops on Sugar, "Let's see what dare Sugar came up with…" The host glanced at his cue card before he cough roughly with several dry heaves, "Oh, that's so fucking sick!"

"What is it?" Sky asked nervously, she can't tell if her host was just acting or it must be something really bad.

"Sky, Sugar's dare is…" Chris coughed before he take a deep breath, "…You have to drink Ezekiel's drools!"

"EWW!" Everyone cried out in disgust as Chef slammed the large jar of the feral man's drool on Sky's table.

"Sky, will you take the dare or will you chicken out and go home with one million and five hundred thousand dollars?" The host stared at the Cree woman.

"…I-I-I'll take it…" The aspiring Olympian shivered and she lift the jar to her lip as the drool slowly move toward her.

"..." Several travelers shivered with concern.

"…" Chef and Chris stared at her, attempting to keep their bile down.

"…I CAN'T DO IT!" Sky suddenly threw the jar away, never notice that it just spill all over the screaming CIT.

"Since you refused to take the dare, you're eliminated." Chris tossed the cash bag at the groaning Cree woman, "Not gonna lie but I'm glad that you did because I don't want to see anyone drink a jar of drools."

"…Wait, how did you get Ezekiel's dro…" The aspiring Olympian asked before the cooker suddenly drags her out of the room and it wasn't long enough until they all hear something fall into the water with a splash, followed by the cooker's shout.

"YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!" Chef shouted loudly.

"Ha!" Courtney puffed her chest out as she put her fists on hip, "The first place prize is so mine and I can't wait to get it after I beat you three." She smirked at the travelers as she walked away, "The challenges are way too easy! Chris is so losing his touch."

"Oh, am I?" The host whispered to himself with a frown before he turn around to the cooker as soon as Chef return from the deck, "Chef, a little change in the schedule…We're gonna have the challenge tomorrow!"

"You mean…" The cooker smirked evilly.

"Oh yeah!" Chris nodded before they snicker together with an evil smirk.

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**(Hallway)**

"Why do I have a funny feeling that something will happen pretty soon?" Naruto blinked before he shrugged his shoulders, "Eh, tou-san must be up to something again like always, dattebayo." He entered his room and he fall into his dreamland as soon as he get on his bed.

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**(Inhabitable Island)**

The next morning, the redhead was snoring in his sleep before he hear a loudest horn and he quickly sit up with a yelp. "Wha…" He glanced around in the forest before he notices that he was with the remaining travelers, "Where are we?"

"What the fucking is going on?!" Courtney shouted.

"What's going on is that you four will have a challenge right now." The travelers glanced up to see Chris as the helicopter lowered the ladder down before he jump down on the ground with a grin, "We just put you in the middle of nowhere, somewhere on an inhabitable island. Your challenge? It's very simple thing to do…Find your way back to the ship. The person that doesn't find the ship before the other three does will be eliminated right away."

"Wait, you're seriously gonna leave us here?!" The CIT dropped her jaw.

"Yes, I'm seriously gonna leave you guys here and you have to make your way back to my ship." Chris smirked cruelly, "Now, your challenge will start…"

"Chris." The host blinked at the travelers, "Chris…"

"…Please don't tell me that the fucking flying rat is right behind me." The host deadpanned.

"FUCK YOU, CHRIS!" Igor suddenly tackles him from behind, sending the host into the jungle and the travelers can hear some shouting from the host and the parrot.

"Your challenge will start…" They glanced up to see Chef with megaphone in the helicopter, "NOW! GO! GO! GO!"

"Me first!" Courtney shoved them away as she ran off into the forest.

"Someone is very rude and greedy." Heather snorted.

"Remind me of you." Gwen muttered.

"What was that?" The queen bee growled.

"Let's see…" Naruto rubbed his chin, "The ship should be at the beach, dattebayo…" He walks off into another direction, followed by the arguing women.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"It's so easy to find a huge ship." Courtney snorted with crossed arms, "I am so gonna be in final three. How bad can it be on this stupid island?"

_***Static***_

"Usually, I'll go on my own and try to find the stupid ship all by myself but we're on an unknown island." Heather muttered, "If you were me, you could follow Naruto because he always find the right way, even if he don't even try…Must be one of Uzumaki's weird things." She glanced around for a while, "I have been wondering about something for a while…How the hell did Igor find us all the time?"

* * *

"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!" Igor pecked the host's forehead as they fought each other though the forest, "FUCK YOU, BITCH!"

"ENOUGH WITH FUCK, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Chris grabbed the parrot before he throw the creature down and he leap at the creature with a war cry, dropping his elbow on the creature but Igor suddenly tackle him right in the groin.

"FUCKING CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!" The parrot tackled the host into the river and they kept fighting each other as they float down the river.

* * *

Naruto hike down the trail with Gwen and Heather and the redhead move the branch out of the way before something flew past his head, followed by a scream. He glance over his shoulder to see that a monkey just latch on the screaming queen bee as she run around and the goth woman was laughing at her before the second monkey jump down on her head, beating her like a drum.

* * *

"Okay, so far, so good…" Courtney walked into the middle of the clearing as she looked around until she spots the mountain in the distance, "Excellent, if I get to the top of this place, I will have a good view…" She feels a tug on her pant and she turns around to see a young monkey with a banana before it holds the fruit up with a coo. "Go away, chimp!" She swatted the hive away, causing the creature to cry out and the CIT took few steps away from the creature before she hears some growls. She slowly turn around to see growling baboons, "…N-N-Nice monkey?" She giggled nervously before she run away with a scream, followed by the roaring baboons.

* * *

"Did you hear something?" Gwen raised her eyebrow as Heather and Naruto turned to her, "I swear I heard a scream."

"Really?" Naruto blinked, "Shall we check it out or…?"

"Nah, I bet it's just Chris." Heather snorted, "He always screams all the time when he has a fight with a stupid bird."

"I hate to say it but she's right." The goth woman shrugged her shoulders before they walk away, never notice that the CIT just ran past them as the baboons chase her down.

* * *

"DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!" Igor swung the large stick with its talons as it hit the host's head several time, "FUCKING MUDERER! FUCK YOU, CHRIS!"

"WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP!" Chris snatched the stick from the parrot before he knock the creature down, "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" He suddenly lunged toward the creature before he swings his stick down, repeating beating the creature down with a shout.

"Chris…"

"SHUT UP!"

"Chris…"

"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"CHRIS!" The host frozen up as he realized that Igor was standing next to him and he slowly look down to see that he was actually beating the poor monkey up the whole time.

"…Good thing that the PETA won't see that…" The host muttered to himself before the parrot attack his face with the talons, causing the host to ran around with a bloodcurdling scream and they suddenly fall down the cliff into the river.

* * *

"Oh, look!" Naruto pointed at the river as soon as they stumbled out of the forest.

"…Yeah, it's a river." Heather rolled her eyes, "Nothing special about it…"

"But if we follow the river, we may get to the beach and that mean…" The redhead chuckled.

"We'll find the ship." Gwen finished his sentence as she shot the queen bee a smug smirk.

"…Then what we are waiting for?" The grumbling queen bee glared at the goth woman.

"I wonder if Courtney is getting closer to the ship, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head.

"I hope not." Gwen and Heather said in unison, following the river as they walked down the shore.

* * *

Courtney managed to get away from the crazed baboons with several bruises and cuts and currently, she was climbing up the mountain's side. "When I win this damn thing, I'm gonna hire the best lawyers and sue the hell out of this damn show!" The CIT mumbled under her breath, "Chris is gonna regret that he messes with me…" Her right hand reached out to the ledge, only to blink as soon as she feel something rough and she feel like something just break off into her hand. She brings her hand down to see that she accidentally break the beehive off and before she know it, the bees swarm around her, stinging her in process. "GET AWAY! GET AWAY!" She swatted around before she realized that she don't have anything to hold herself up and the CIT fall down with a bloodcurdling scream, grunt out each time she hit several ledges down the mountain.

* * *

"JUST DIE…" Chris grunted out as he kept fought the squeaking parrot, "YOU DAMN…FUCKING FLYING RAT!"

"FUCK YOU, BITCH!" Igor clawed him across his face, causing the host to scream out.

"NO ONE SCRATCH THIS FACE!" The host roared as he tackled the creature down before he grabs the rock, "NO ONE!" He slammed the rock down with a scream and he kept slamming it down for a while until he drops the bloodied rock down on the ground. He glances down at the unmoving parrot before he stumble away with a heavy pant, "It's about…Time that…The damn bird…Is dead." He made his way back to the ship and the parrot lied in the middle of the forest before his eyes snapped open.

"Bitch, it's not fucking over until Igor says so!" Igor squeaked out.

* * *

"Finally…" Courtney reached the top of the mountain before she glance around until she spot the luxury ship in the distance, "Yes! I'm gonna be the first one to…" Suddenly, she hear a growl behind her and she glance over her shoulder to see the angry baboon before she pull the large stick out, the CIT was glad that she decide to take the stick with her on her way back up. "Bring it on, you mangy animal!"

"Eek!" The screeching baboon snapped its fingers before something jump down right behind the creature, revealing to be a giant silverback gorilla and the baboon point at the CIT with another screech as the gorilla growled at the CIT. It turn out that the gorilla was the father of the young monkey that the CIT just made crying earlier and the baboon family were a good friend of the gorilla.

"…Um…" The CIT glanced at her stick, "I don't think that would really help me at all…" The gorilla suddenly roared savagely right in her face, sending some saliva flying out at her. Courtney scream out before she turn around to run away but her foot trip over an rock and she fall down the mountain with a bloodcurdling scream as the creatures just watch on.

* * *

Gwen walks out of the forest and the first thing she see was the beach as her group follows her out. "Okay, we should go around the island until we…" Gwen turned her head to left before she stare at the luxury ship, "…Never mind."

"Wow, how lucky is that?" Naruto chuckled, "We finally made it…" He walked toward the ship as he rubbed his chin with a puzzled expression, "Is it me or was it pretty fast?" He never notices a glance between Gwen and Heather.

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**(Confessional)**

"Told you so." Heather scoffed, "If you're in middle of nowhere and you want to find your way back, just follow idiot if he's with you."

_***Static***_

"Naruto was kinda right about one thing." Gwen raised her eyebrow, "That was a little faster than I thought it would be…Maybe it was because the lacking of the traps or something like that."

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**(Chrisship: Deck)**

Naruto, Heather and Gwen walk up to their grinning host and they all raise their eyebrow at the bloodied bandages as Chef apply another bandage to the host's head. "Congrats, you three!" Chris grinned, "You three got here first and Courtney haven't show up, meaning that she is the tonight's loser! Chef, tell the intern to sail away!"

"Aye!" Chef pulled his walkie-talkie out, "Intern, set sail now!"

"HEY!" They all turned around to see the ruggedly CIT as she ran up to the shore, "YOU FORGET ME! I'M OVER HERE!"

"Oh, Courtney!" The host waved with a grin before he threw the cash bag at the CIT, "You're eliminated and here's your cash!"

"Just to let you know that the rescue party will come and get you…" Chef called out with the megaphone, "In two or three days!"

"What?!" Courtney stomped her foot down, "I'M NOT ELIMINATED! IT'S A RIG! A RIG! I DEMAND THAT YOU…" There was several deafening roars and she glance around before she runs away with a bloodcurdling scream as the gorillas and baboons chase her down the shoreline.

"Hmm, I thought that the animals are peaceful here." The cooker blinked before he shrugs to himself, "Eh, guess I was wrong."

"After a longest ride and a hell lot of challenges, we finally have our final three!" Chris suddenly pulled the finalists closer to him as he turned them to the camera with a cheesy grin, "Gwen, Heather and Naruto! Our final questions are…Who will drop out before the final challenge? Who will be our winner? Is it Naruto? Gwen? Heather? Who will win the first prize…One…Billion…Dollars!" The finalists dropped their jaws at the grinning host, "Find out next time on…"

"**TOTAL…"**

"**DRAMA…"**

"**ODYSSEY!"**

"…One billion dollars?!" The finalists cried out in unison and the group never notice that Igor was sitting on the mast as he shot a dirty glare at the host.

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_Contestants: Gwen, Heather, Naruto_

_Eliminated: Alejandro, Anne Maria, Amy, B, Beardo, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler, Zoey_

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_**Random WDL Fact: Originally, there were supposed to be more than two villains for the TDO arc but it was reduced down to two villains since there are too many contestants at this time.**_

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**And this ends our forty-three chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**After a longest ride ever, we finally reach the final three and it look like Gwen, Heather and Naruto are the final three…Again! I wonder who will be the winner of the final season. Who know?**

**Wow, there were a lot of instant elimination challenges! Love it? Hate it?**

**I really can't wait for the final chapter of the TDO arc before the epilogue chapter! How exciting is that?! What kind of challenges will be used in the final challenges?! Ooh, I seriously can't wait!**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

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	44. Odyssey: The Final Episode!

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**Some questions won't be answered to avoid the spoilers and sorry if I miss any of your questions. Most of your questions will be revealing in this chapter!**

**Coldblue: 4) Yes, I will.**

**Anyway, it's time for the forty-four chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. Next chapter might have a little delay or not. I'm trying my best.**

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**Chapter 44: Odyssey: The Final Episode!**

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**(Bridge)**

"Last time on Total Drama Odyssey, our seven travelers fought each other to stay out of the last place so they don't have to drop out and four travelers just got eliminated because they came in last place during our several challenges!" Chris grinned, "After so many challenges and a long ride, we are down to three travelers…Naruto, Heather and Gwen! We have two more challenges before the end of the final season! Who will win the billion bucks? Will it be the popular guy on the ship, Naruto? Will it be the one that always get close to first place, Heather? Or will it be her long-time rival, Gwen? Find out tonight on Total Drama Odyssey!"

"Grandpa, when we go?" The host turned his head to his granddaughter, "When? When?"

"Soon." The host smirked before he call out to his co-worker as his granddaughter drag him away, "Chef, you're in the charge until I get back!"

"I'm always in the charge of my ship." Chef rolled his eyes with a grunt.

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**(Aftermath Show)**

"I can't believe that he just take over the show." Geoff muttered on a purple bench and Eva just shrugged her shoulders at her boyfriend.

"Surprise!" Chris grinned at the camera as the audience cheered, "Welcome to the Aftermath Show! I'm your host, Chris McLean!"

"And I'm Maeve, nya!" The little girl waved from the sofa.

"Let me introduce you the losers, starting with Naruto's supporters on the red bench." The host gestured at the red bench, "Lightning, Izzy, Zoey, Bridgette, Katie, Brick, B, Amy, Sky, Tyler, Owen, DJ, Topher, Alejandro, Blaineley, Ella, Cody and Justin." He shifted his arm to the purple bench, "Heather's supporters are…Max, Beardo, Eva, Jo, Geoff, Scarlett, Sugar, Leonard, Harold, Dawn, Noah, Dakota, Lindsay and Beth."

"Mommy's team!" Maeve pointed at the black bench before she turns her head to her grandpa with a blink, "…Grandpa, I forget some names, nya!"

"Well, you remember your uncle Duncan." Chris gestured at the goth woman's supporters, "And he's with Cameron, Shawn, Leshawna, Scott, Staci, Ezekiel, Sam, Sadie, Mike, Samey, Dave, Anne Maria, Trent, Rodney and Jasmine…" He glanced around with a puzzled expression, "Hmm, are we missing someone? Where's Courtney?" As soon as he finished his sentence, an intern just wheeled the mummified CIT up right next to Max. "Whoa, what happened to her?"

"She got beat up by a bunch of monkeys for two days." Eva grunted.

"…Well, at least I don't have to listen to her rant." The host shrugged his shoulders with a smirk as he ignored Courtney's deadly glare, "Anyway…We have some never-seen-before clips to show and a couple of challenges that the losers will face in order to earn an advantage for their chosen finalist."

"Clips like me break tie, nya!" The little girl giggled, she never noticed that her grandpa paled as soon as he receives some raised eyebrows from the peanut gallery.

"Excuse me?" Jo raised her eyebrow, "I don't recall any ties…"

"There was one, nya." Maeve held her index finger up, "Grandpa asks me to break!"

"There was no tie!" Chris chuckled nervously, "Kids say crazy thing these day…"

"I just got the word that we have a clip." Geoff cut in, "Roll the clip!"

"Hey, you weren't supposed to get the words!" The host muttered before he stood up with a yelp, "…Wait, don't roll the clip!"

"Roll the clip, nya!" The little girl threw her hands up with a giggle, "Clip, clip, clip!"

* * *

**(Clip)**

"Chris, I just counted the votes and it's a tie between two maggots by two votes." Chef glanced at the host.

"Really?" Chris raised his eyebrow as he took his eyes off Maeve, "Who?"

"Courtney and Dawn both have two votes while Alejandro, Naruto, Heather and Gwen all have one vote." The cooker muttered, "Does that mean we have to tell them to revote or what?"

"Nah, better." The host smirked before he turn around to his granddaughter as she draw on the table with a hum, "Maeve, would you like to help your grandpa out?"

"Yeah!" Maeve nodded, "What can I do? What? What? What?"

"I want you to break the tie." Chris pulled two pictures out as he held them up and the little girl stare at the picture of Dawn and Courtney. "You have to pick one out of two and this person will be happy to go home early…Will it be Dawn, the nice lady who always creep me out all the time…Will it be Courtney, the mean lady that yell a lot…All you can do is pick your favorite person." He said sarcastically as he wiggled the CIT's picture, "Pick her, pick her, pick her and she will be so happy to see her family again…"

"Dawn!" The little girl took the petite woman's picture away from the gaping host, "I like Dawn, nya. Dawn will be happy to see her mommy and daddy, nya!"

"…What about Courtney?" The host gulped as he held the second picture out to his granddaughter, "Will you change your mind and pick her?"

"Nope!" Maeve puffed her cheeks out childishly as she hugged Dawn's picture, "Dawn don't yell at all. You say I can pick my favorite, nya!"

"…Don't you know that kids can't tell if you're using sarcasm?" Chef whispered to his boss.

"…I forget about that." Chris sighed, "Fine…Look like Dawn is eliminated now."

* * *

Everyone stare at their host and Chris glance at the petite woman as she stares at him with a stern expression before he adjusts his collar with a nervous chuckle. "Did I do good?" Maeve asked with a grin.

"…Yes…" The host patted her head as he cleared his throat, "…Let's watch some of 'That's Gonna Leave a Mark' clip so we can just forget what we just saw!"

"Like we'll gonna forget about that." Leshawna rolled her eyes.

* * *

**(TGLM Clip)**

Trent walk down the hallway before a swinging rock strike him right in the groin, causing the musician to drop on his knees with a whimper.

_***Static***_

Harold run toward the pool before he slip on the puddle and he fall into the pool with a belly flop as he cried out in pain, only to scream out again as soon as the huge boulder drop down on him out of nowhere.

_***Static***_

Jasmine turn around to say something but a pie flew into her face and she wipe it off with a raised eyebrow before a robot suddenly tackle her down.

_***Static***_

Samey was eating her breakfast and before she knows it, a giant meatball flew into her face, knocking her out in process.

_***Static***_

Dakota was walking though the forest until she hear something above and she glance up to see the screeching squirrel before it land on her face, starting to punching her head as she run around with a bloodcurdling scream.

_***Static***_

Duncan and Justin were talking about random thing before a swinging boulder hit the punk's groin and the model was about to laugh at him but the second swinging boulder strike him in the groin twice.

* * *

"Sometime I wonder why dudes always get their lower body hit by random things on this show." Chris chuckled.

"Does it hurt?" Maeve asked innocently, "I never get hurt there, nya. Why does it hurt?"

"…Isn't it time for the challenges!" Noah shouted quickly to change the topic.

"Yes, that's right!" The host nodded quickly before he clear his throat, "Maeve, why don't you tell us what's our first challenge?"

"Eggy game, nya!" The little girl threw her hands up as the intern wheeled the cart in, "Three players! Last one wins game."

"Like Maeve just said, our first challenge is egg roulette and three players from each team will take their turn until the last one standing win the game, earning a point for their team." Chris grinned, "Who want to go?"

"We'll do it." Alejandro stood up with Tyler and Brick.

"Shawn, Leshawna and I will go." Trent raised his hand up.

"I'll do it with Beardo and Lindsay." Harold puffed his chest out, "My luck is way go…"

"Hey, cover her ears for a bit!" Baby shouted from the audience as the host quickly covered Maeve's ears, "…YOU SUCK! YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU FUCKING CHEATER! YOU SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!" He quickly sat down with a grunt.

"Done?" The host asked.

"…Yes, for now." Baby replied.

"I wonder what will he do when this is all over?" Cody whispered to Justin and his reply was just a shrug.

"Okay…" Chris cleared his throat, "The first turn goes to Gwen's supporter and Heather's supporter will go next then Naruto's supporter. You may start now!"

"Let me see…" Leshawna glanced at the eggs before she picks one up and she breaks it on her forehead, revealing that she has the hard-boiled egg. Lindsay chose her egg and she smashes it on her forehead, only to cry out as the raw yolk fall into her eyes. Tyler picks his egg up with a nervous gulp and he quickly breaks it before he release his breath as he put his hard-boiled egg down.

"Is that true that it's the final season?" Eva turned her head to the host as Trent and Beardo picked the raw eggs, "No more life-threatening challenges? No more humiliated moments? No more of you trying bring Total Drama back?"

"Yeah." The host muttered as Brick wiped the yolk off his face, "At least I have five seasons, that gotta be a record for me."

"I hope that he won't come up with another show and roped us into it." Duncan whispered to Mike, he just notice that Shawn had chose the raw egg and it was Harold's turn.

"I guaranteed you that the egg is hard-boiled." Harold held his egg up before he breaks it on his head, only to groan as soon as the yolk splatter all over his face. "…Crap."

"Ooh, he said bad word, nya!" Maeve pointed at the nerd with a gasp, "I'm gonna tell mommy and daddy on you! Daddy, mommy, daddy, nya!"

"Shame on you, Harold." Chris chuckled, "Now it's down to Naruto and Gwen's supporters, who will earn the first point? Let's find out soon!" As soon as he finished his sentence, Alejandro, Tyler and Leshawna break their eggs at same time and the sassy woman groans out as the yolk drip off her face, the clumsy jock also chose the raw egg. "Alejandro managed to earn the point for Naruto! Maeve, what's our second and final challenge?"

"Flying chair, nya!" The little girl raised her hand.

"That's right, one from each team will take their seat in the flying chair…" The host gestured at the flying chairs in front of a large pool before he pulls a can out, "And they will guess how many pebbles Maeve have in her hand. If you guess wrong, it's air time! Who will step up this time?"

"Me." Sky stood up before she walks over to the flying chair, followed by Ezekiel.

"I'll do it to redeem…" The nerd was about to get up again but someone cut him off.

"I'm gonna take it." Max quickly sat down on his flying chair.

"Guess, guess!" Maeve quickly scooped some pebbles up in her hands before she peek inside with a giggle, "How many?" Ezekiel lifts two fingers up with a grunt.

"Um…" The Cree woman tapped her cheek, "I guess it's four?"

"…I believe it's also four." The aspiring villain crossed his arms.

"Yes, it's four, nya!" The little girl opened her hands to reveal that she have four pebbles and the screaming feral man fling into the pool before Maeve picks some pebbles out of the can. "Guess!"

'I'll say eight." Max said.

"…Six?" Sky shrugged before the little girl slowly open her hand to reveal a certain amount of the pebbles and the aspiring villain scream out as he falls into the pool.

"Naruto's supporters have won a huge advantage for Naruto if he makes it to the final challenge!" Chris announced with a grin, "What kind of advantage does he get? You'll find out in the final episode so don't miss it! Thank for watching Aftermath show!"

"Closing time already?" The party man raised his eyebrow, "Don't you want to do some bit of interviews?"

"Nah, I don't care about you guys until it's about me." The host picked his granddaughter up with a grin, "Now if you please excuse me, I better get us back to the ship or her parents are gonna kill me for good." He ran off the stage with the little girl and the group just glances at each other with several raised eyebrows.

"…Well, I guess that's it." Geoff rubbed his head, "…Remember to watch the Total Drama Odyssey because it's gonna be the last time you gonna see us. Bye!"

* * *

**(Chrisship: Hallway)**

The finalists were in their beds and they were enjoying their dreams until the blaring horn wake them up. "About time…" Heather opened her door with a grumble, they have been sitting around for days and it was getting too boring for her since there was nothing to do on this ship.

"Finalists, please go straight to the dining room for your second-to-last challenge!" Chris' voice rang out, "McLean out!"

"What kind of challenge do you think he will come up with?" Gwen asked.

"Maybe something tougher?" Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

* * *

**(Dining Room)**

The finalists raise their eyebrows at the large screen as they take their seats and it doesn't take long enough until their grinning host show up with the cooker. "Are you three ready for the elimination challenge?" Chris grinned at the finalists, "Do you want to guess what kind of challenge we will have?" The finalists just stared at him, "…Fine, I'll tell you. Your challenge is…The Final Chow Time!"

"…Another eating contest?" The goth woman rolled her eyes, "How original…"

"Let me guess…" The queen bee pointed at the screen, "We take turn and this screen shuffle though any foods then one of us have to eat whatever it pick out, right?"

"And since it's instant elimination challenge, one of us will be out if we throw up or refuse to eat it, dattebayo." The redhead deadpanned.

The host just stares at them for a while before he grumbles to himself, "…Yes, you're all right. Chef, turn the damn screen on."

"You should have gone with my idea." Chef snickered as he turned the screen on and it start to shuffle through random pictures of the foods.

"Let's start with Heather." Chris muttered before the screen land on a black soup, "Her first meal of the day is one of Chef's mysterious soups! Chef, what's the name of this soup?"

"I call it the Screaming Soup." The cooker gave the nervous queen bee the black soup.

"Um…" Heather glanced at the soup nervously as she slowly lift the spoon to her mouth, "Why is it called Screaming…" She screamed out as soon as she takes a bite and she kept screaming until she finished her bowl.

"That's why." Chef smirked evilly and the screen shuffled again.

"Gwen, you get…" The host glanced at the screen as it landed on a chocolate cake, "A large slice of chocolate cake!"

"So there's a chance that we will get a normal food?" Naruto raised his eyebrow as the cooker gave the goth woman a largest slice of chocolate cake and she start to eat her slice right away.

"Yeah." Chris smirked as the goth woman finished her slice before the screen flash up, "Naruto, your first meal is…" He waited until the screen stopped on a certain picture, "Fried crickets!"

"…At least they're not alive, dattebayo." The redhead ate some of fried crickets with a sigh.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"I have been in third place twice and this time, I'm gonna take everything they gonna throw at me." Heather crossed her arms with a scowl, "Even if I have to eat the gross stuff like sheep's head…" She shivered, "Ew…I still can see it in my head."

_***Static***_

"I think that is my third time in final three, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his chin, "I got kicked out in third place in the Action season then I won the first place in the World Tour season…That would be so weird if I went out in second place, dattebayo."

_***Static***_

"I gotta admit that I think it was little weird that three of us are the original cast that start out in the first season and now we are the final three in the last season." Gwen shrugged, "Must be coincidence or something."

* * *

The goth woman stare at her gruel and she can see that there was some mashed insects before she notice that they were still twitching, causing her to gag. She holds her nose before she quickly eats them down with a gag, ignoring the laughing host and cooker.

* * *

The queen bee gulp nervously as Chef give her a green drink and she drink it up in one shot before she cough roughly, "W-W-What the hell was in this drink?!"

"You don't want to know." Chef chuckled evilly, "Oh, you really don't want to know."

"…I better check myself with the hospital after this show." Heather whispered to herself worriedly.

* * *

"Naruto, how are the used gums?" Chris smirked at his groaning son.

"…Gross…" The redhead gagged as he chewed on used gums, he wonder why Harold always stick his gums everywhere under tables and he later found out that Harold also stick his gums on the walls within the nerd's room.

* * *

Heather almost throw up as she watch Chef mixed cat food and dog food in the blender but she managed to hold it in before the cooker pour it into the bowl and she quickly ate it, gagging with each bite.

* * *

Naruto was eating his ice cream before he glance at the glaring women and he give them a sheepish grin, sometime they hate it when the redhead's luck get him something good instead of these nasty foods.

* * *

Gwen was about to take a bite from her soup but the tentacles suddenly sprout out of the bowl, clinging on the screaming goth woman before she fight it back with the fork and knife.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Oh man!" Chris shivered, "We kept throwing some disgusting foods at them but they won't go down…I even have to watch one of them eating a sheep's head!" He suddenly vomited into the toilet.

* * *

Naruto poke his green cake with a fork and before he know it, the cake suddenly hop off the table with a screech and no one say anything as the cooker chase it down with the cleaver.

* * *

Gwen's face turn green as soon as Chef gives her a monkey's brain soup and she take a deep breath before she eats it, resisting the urge to throw up.

* * *

Heather was eating her apple pie with a smug smirk, ignoring the goth woman as she kept trying to tell her disgusting stuffs and they never notice that the host just throw up as soon as Gwen tell Heather something about rancid diaper and a dog.

* * *

After many rounds, Chris glances at the groaning finalists and he clear his throat as the screen shuffle though several pictures. "…You three are so sickos and disgusting people I ever met in my life." Chris grinned as the finalists glare at him, "I'm pretty surprised that you all survived this long in this challenge and I really wonder how long it will last for."

"I have a good feeling that someone will drop out soon." Heather glared at the goth woman.

"I'll say the same thing to you." Gwen growled with fists on her hip.

"So what's my meal?" Naruto asked as soon as the screen stopped on a picture of hamburger, "Hamburger?"

"Yeah, but with a different meat." The host smirked at the redhead as the cooker carried the tray over to the redhead.

"What kind of meat is it?" The redhead slowly lifted the hamburger to his mouth with a raised eyebrow.

"Fox meat." Chris replied and Naruto frozen up as he glanced at the uneaten hamburger in his hands. "Oooh, if I remember right…Fox is sacred to Uzumaki clan, plus this is the instant elimination challenge so you're out of here if you refuse to eat it or throw up." He chuckled, "Decision, decision, would you eat the fox burger to stay in the game or stick to your 'No Fox Meat' rule?"

"…" The redhead swallowed his Adam's apple.

"…" The women glanced at the redhead.

"…" The host and the cooker stared at the redhead.

"…I give up, dattebayo." Naruto tossed the fox burger away with a sigh.

"Naruto is eliminated!" Chris announced as he tossed the cash bag to his groaning son, "Here's your five hundred million bucks!"

"…Wait, what?" The finalists dropped their jaws at the smirking host.

"Yeah, I forget to mention that third and second placers will get five hundred million dollars." The host chuckled.

"Well, I guess I better say bye to Ma-chan and head for the loser-bo…" The redhead scratched his head but his father cut him off.

"Actually, no." Chris shook his head, "You won't take the loser-boat because you're gonna stay here for tonight because we will reach our final destination tomorrow."

"Wait, the final challenge is tomorrow?!" Gwen and Heather cried out in unison.

"Oh, yes." The host walked away from the small group, "Naruto, go straight to your room and don't come out until tomorrow because you're grounded."

"…You can't ground me at my age, dattebayo." Naruto deadpanned before the interns suddenly drag him away from the dining room.

"My show, my rule." Chris chuckled evilly.

* * *

**(Naruto's Room)**

"So are you exciting that we're going to be home tomorrow?" The redhead smiled at his daughter, she refuse to leave his side since they forced him to stay in his room and the little girl kept asking him for more stories.

"Yeah!" Maeve nodded with a smile, "Daddy, I want another story, nya!"

"Another one?" Naruto chuckled, "But isn't it almost time for your bedtime?"

"I wanna stay with daddy, nya." The little girl pouted childishly.

"Okay, you can stay with daddy for tonight, dattebayo." The redhead ruffled his daughter's head and the little girl glomp him with a cheer.

* * *

**(Hallway)**

The next morning, the blaring horn wakes everyone up with a jolt. "Good morning!" Chris' voice echoed throughout the ship, "I hope you are ready for today because it's the final challenge of the season and only one of you will win one billion bucks!"

"Which will be me." Heather glared at the goth woman with crossed arms.

"I don't think so." Gwen rolled her eyes with crossed arms.

"We will be in a certain island pretty soon and here's a little hint about the island…" The host's voice spoke, "It all start on this island and it'll be a fitting place for the end of the Total Drama! McLean out!"

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"So we're going back to this stupid island again?" Heather rolled her eyes, "I bet Chris is gonna make us race around the island to win the billion dollars."

_***Static***_

"I really don't care about the final challenge because I want this stupid show to be over and done with." Gwen deadpanned, "Plus, if I lose the challenge, I get five hundred million bucks so it's a win-win…" She smirked, "But everyone knows that I'll win the game and get one billion dollars."

_***Static***_

"The billion dollars will go to me, not the weird goth." The queen bee crossed her arms with a scoff, "I finally make it to the final two and there's absolutely no way that I'm going out in second place! Gwen better watch her back because I'm going all out!"

_***Static***_

"If Heather is up to her old tricks, I'm gonna kick her ass and win this challenge." The goth woman crossed her arms as she blew her hair up, "...Okay, I'm done here."

* * *

**(Island: Camp Wawanakwa)**

"That's right, folks!" Chris gestured at the island as the eliminated travelers take their seats at the sideline, "We are located at Camp Wawanakwa! Gwen and Heather had face fifty travelers in a lot of challenges and they made it all way to the final two, only one of them can win one billion bucks! Their final challenge? Wacky Race!"

"I love Wacky Race, nya!" Maeve giggled, "It's funny."

"I think grandpa was not talking about the cartoon, dattebayo." Naruto rolled his eyes with a chuckle, sometime he hate it when his father rip things off from shows.

"Totally called it." Heather scoffed quietly.

"They will race against each other around the course that we set up for them." The host gestured at the trail, "But they better not worry about each other because we also have set up a several obstacles in five legs of the island!"

"…There are legs now?" Gwen raised her eyebrow.

"We had an episode of Aftermath Show and Naruto's supporters just won two challenges." Chris chuckled at the groaning finalists, "Tough luck because if Naruto was still in the game, he can skip the first leg of the race."

"That's pretty huge advantage if you asked me." Owen muttered.

"Nah, I don't think so." Noah rolled his eyes, there's a good chance that four out of five legs would be very difficult.

"Gwen, Heather, please take your place at the starting line and get ready." The host grinned as the said finalists took their place before he blows his air horn, "GO!" The finalists ran away from the group.

* * *

**(Woods)**

Gwen glances over her shoulder to give Heather a smug smirk as she take the lead in the race and she turn her head around before she skid on her feet, stopping right in front of the large pit. "What the hell?!" The goth woman stared at the large lava pit with several hanging ropes, "Since when there were a lava pit here?!"

"First obstacle of the Wacky Race…" Chris' voice spoke from the PA, "Hot Swing! The contestants must swing from rope to rope across the pit while they have to dodge some projecting objects."

"Good thing that it's not infested with mutated fishes." Gwen muttered to herself before she grabs one of the ropes and she swings to the next rope, followed by the queen bee.

"I don't see any flying stuff." Heather swung to the next rope and before she knows it, a large melon flew past her head. "Was that a fucking melon?!" A fish smack right into her face as soon as the queen bee jump to the next swinging rope, "…Really? A fish? Really?!"

"Suck to be yo…" The goth woman was about to mock her rival but a pie to face cut her off and they kept swinging across the pit, dodging random objects like piano, old desktop computer and a broken bed. Heather somehow manages to reach the other side before the goth woman does and the queen bee quickly run down the trail.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"That was way too easy for the first obstacle." Heather scoffed, "I bet the next obstacles will be so easy!"

* * *

Heather have been running though the woods for a while until she reach a large wall with two doors and she raise her eyebrow, never notice that the goth woman was about to catch up with her. "Do we have to choose a do…" Heather muttered before three giant walls sprout up from the ground, trapping the finalists and they was about to shout out but the loudspeaker catch their attention.

"Second obstacle…" Chris' voice chuckled, "Find the correct key within the chests and you can get out of the cage…Oh, most of the chests are rigged with traps, like always!"

"…What chests?" Gwen raised her eyebrow and before they know it, hundred chests drop down from the sky as it piled up on the screaming finalists.

"I am so gonna kill Chris after this damn show!" The queen bee growled angrily as she crawled out of the chests pile.

"You're not the only one feeling this way." The goth woman muttered as she open a random chest and a plant suddenly sprout up from the chest, breathing fire on the screaming goth woman before she slam the lid on the plant.

* * *

**(Sideline)**

The eliminated travelers were watching the large screen and they wince at the sight as the finalists kept opening the wrong chest. "Go, mommy, go, nya." Maeve clapped with a giggle.

"…Good thing that it's on mute, dattebayo." Naruto muttered, he was pretty sure that Gwen and Heather were cussing and he doesn't want his daughter to learn some swears.

"Naruto, when are you gonna give me the answer?" Amy whispered to the redhead with a glare.

"Um…" The redhead gulped nervously before the little girl suddenly tugs his shirt.

"Daddy, I'm hungry, nya." The little girl pouted, "Can I have chocolate?"

"Hai!" Naruto quickly picked his daughter up before he run away, "Let's get you some candies!"

"Totally saw that one coming." Duncan rolled his eyes with several eliminated travelers and they notice that the finalists manage to get out of the cage at same time after many tries.

* * *

**(Woods)**

The finalists attempt to block each other as they throw elbows and fists at each other before they hear something crush right behind them and they glance around with puzzled expressions. "What was that?" Gwen asked.

"Look like our finalists are gonna meet the third obstacle of the Wacky Race." Chris' voice echoed throughout the forest, "They better hope that they can get away from the Guardian!"

"The guardian?" The finalists traded a glance with a raised eyebrow before something jump out of the woods with a roar, revealing to be a giant robot scorpion. They stare at each other for a while before the queen bee pushes Gwen down.

"TAKE HER!" Heather ran away with a bloodcurdling scream.

"WHY YOU…" The goth woman quickly rolled away from the guardian's claw as she get up on her feet and she chase the queen bee down, followed by the guardian.

* * *

**(Confessional)**

"Is it me or does it seems like some obstacles weren't really hard?" Trent raised his eyebrow.

_***Static***_

"Hey, I would like to see you come up with some cool obstacles." Chris crossed his arms, "…Plus, there are some budget issues…Hey, we have to move some dirty mon…Eh, I mean clean cash around for the travelers."

_***Static***_

"Clean money, my ass." Chef scoffed, "He blackmailed a lot of people to get the money…You really won't believe me if I tell you the names of the people who he just blackmailed.

* * *

"Fourth obstacle, don't trip any traps!" The host's voice rang but the finalists don't listen to him as they tried to get away from the robot scorpion. They both take a few steps before the mine launch them up in air as the scorpion attempt to catch the screaming finalist in air with the claws. "Why don't anyone listen to me about the traps?!"

* * *

Naruto walk back to the sideline with his daughter and he was about to sit down before someone turn her head to him. "Hey, Naruto, have you made your decision yet?" Blaineley asked with a smirk, "If not, I'll give you something to confirm your decision."

"Um…" The redhead glanced at the large screen to see that Gwen was fighting the tentacles as Heather attempt to get out of the robot's claw, "…Duncan, watch Ma-chan! I have to use the restroom for a moment!" He quickly ran away from the sideline.

"At this rate, he won't see the rest of the race until the end." Noah deadpanned.

"I heard you there." DJ shook his head, "Poor guy."

* * *

Heather run down the trail with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by the rolling boulder and several mutated squirrels.

* * *

Gwen duck under the swing of the robot's claw and it was about to attack her again but a swinging log knock it back on its back, causing the robot to squirm around like a turtle. The goth woman just raise her eyebrow at the odd sight before she run away from the robot, dodging the swinging logs.

* * *

Naruto sit down and he chuckle as his daughter quickly sit on his laps before he notice some stares from the certain women and he scratch his head nervously. No one notice that Chef was slowly sharpened his cleavers, glaring at the certain women with a deadly growl.

* * *

The goth woman manage to escape the guardian and she was running though the forest until she notice that several trees fall down in the distance, causing her to raise her eyebrow before the bear with the chainsaw suddenly run out of the bushes with a savage roar. "OH COME ON!" Gwen ran away with an angry shout, chased down by the bear.

* * *

The queen bee glance around to make sure that there was no traps and she was glad that she gains a huge lead in the race. It don't take long enough until Heather step on something and she raise her eyebrow at the snapping sound before a springboard launch her up in air as she release a bloodcurdling scream. She falls into the lake and before she knows it, the mutated sea creatures attack her as she swam back to the shore with another scream.

* * *

After a long run and many traps, the host and the group were waiting at the finish line and it doesn't take long enough until they spot the finalists in the distance. "And here come our finalists!" Chris grinned as Gwen and Heather attempt to knock each other down, "Only one of them will be the winner of the Total Drama Odyssey!"

"…Chris, you said that there were five obstacles and yet, we have seen four obstacles so far." Zoey raised her eyebrow.

"I was about to get to that." The host pulled a large megaphone out with an evil grin, "Fifth and final obstacle of the Wacky Race…The Mob Attack! Interns, release them!"

"What mob?" Jo glanced around with a raised eyebrow, "I don't see any…" Suddenly, the ground split and a large platform slowly rise from the pit as the finalists halted in their trail, dropping their jaws at the sight. The mob turns out to be a large group of robots, mutated creatures, normal creatures, Larry, Chef with meatball cannon, Fang, the Guardian, a bear with the chainsaw and…

"…Why is Kenny there with a cake?" Naruto blinked at the shivering intern as he glances around with a cake in his hands.

"It's homage to a video game scene." Chris chuckled.

"Mob…" Chef pointed at the finalists, "ATTACK!" The mob dogpile on the screaming finalists as the redhead slowly covers the little girl's eyes and the group watch them fight for a long time.

"Daddy, is it over?" Maeve asked and someone was about to say something but a certain woman manage to crawl out of the mob with some bruises. She sluggishly crawls toward the finish line and she cross the line before she drop on her back with a groan.

"…The winner of Total Drama Odyssey and the billionaire is…" Chris grinned, "Heather!" Most of the eliminated travelers cheered for the queen bee.

"Yes!" Heather cheered before the host drop the heavy briefcase on the queen bee's stomach, causing her to grunt out. "About time!"

"It's over already?" The cooker groaned as the grumbling goth woman get up on her feet, "I was gonna bring my cleavers out."

"Sorry, Chef." Chris chuckled.

"At least, I get some cashes and we're done with this stupid show." Gwen sighed.

"Well, that's it, my loyal viewers." The host turned to the camera with a grin, "Thank for watching Total Drama Odyssey and I would like to thank some of the loyal viewers who have been watching us since the first season. This was the final episode of the final season!"

"Now we can go ho…" Naruto chuckled before someone cut him off.

"Naruto, I want the answer now!" Amy glared at the redhead.

"Red, let's go elope!" Izzy suddenly glomped Naruto from behind.

"Whoa, whoa!" Heather glared at the crazy woman, "He's my idiot!"

"Naruto, have you decided yet?" Sky asked and the certain women suddenly turn to him.

"Um…" The redhead scratched his head nervously.

"Chris, here are the copies of the contact that you asked me for." Everyone turned around to see a lawyer with stack of contacts.

"…Contact for what?" Leshawna groaned, "Please don't tell me that you just tricked us into thinking that it was the final season."

"Nah, I wish." Chris chuckled, "Just a contact that Naruto just signed during this season."

"…Wait, what?" Naruto blinked confusingly, "I don't sign any contact, dattebayo. Wait, what is it for?!"

"Actually, you did." The host pulled two certain papers out with a mischievous grin.

"Actually, that's the contact for the judge…" The redhead said before the host slowly peels a paper, revealing that it was a sticker to another paper and the redhead cover his daughter's ears. "…The fuck?!"

"Chris, what did you do?!" Chef shouted.

"I just blackma…" Chris coughed with a shifty eyes, "Eh, I mean I talk things out with all the governments in the world and guess what? Naruto, you are now only person in the whole world to have a polygamous marriage and for you, it's legal in all countries, no matter what!"

"…" The redhead stared at his father with a dropped jaw.

"…" The travelers stared at the host with widened eyes and dropped jaws.

"…" The cooker's eyebrow twitched several times.

"…" The group of certain women glanced at each other.

"…I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Chef roared as he pulled the cleavers out.

"TOU-SAN, YOU BAKA!" Naruto shouted.

"UH-OH!" Chris ran away with a bloodcurdling scream, chasing by the cooker and the redhead.

"CHRIS!" Igor suddenly attacked the host from the sky, "FUCK YOU!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" The host cried out as the small group chased him down, "DIDN'T YOU DIED A WHILE AGO?!"

"…I can't believe that just happened." Duncan muttered in shock.

"You're not the only one." Cameron muttered and the certain women stared at the redhead for a while before they trade a glance with each other.

"…Why is everyone mad at grandpa?" Maeve blinked confusingly but no one gave her any answer.

"…Let's take a picture of this." Cody pulled the camera out, he feel like that he should take a picture of the scene for some reason. He hold his camera up, aiming at the screaming host as the small group beat him up before the camera's flash went off and everything went white.

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_Winner of the Total Drama Odyssey: Heather_

_Eliminated: Alejandro, Anne Maria, Amy, B, Beardo, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Naruto, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Samey, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler, Zoey_

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_**Random WDL Fact: Now it's time for me to reveal the corncob prank! Listen carefully because I won't repeat it again and I will never give anyone any answer after that...Corncob prank is a prank where you use a corncob and…(There was a beeping sound and everything went static for a while until the camera finally work again) And with the result, the victim will have a fear of corncob for the rest of his or her life. Whew, I finally get it off my chest. Thank for listening and if you excuse me, I'm gonna use the memory-erasing gun on myself so I can forget the detail of the corncob prank. Bye!**_

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**And this ends our forty-four chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

**Here's an alternate ending for those who want Gwen to win the Total Drama Odyssey.**

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**(Alternate Ending)**

"Mob…" Chef pointed at the finalists, "ATTACK!" The mob dogpile on the screaming finalists as the redhead slowly covers the little girl's eyes and the group watch them fight for a long time.

"Daddy, is it over?" Maeve asked and someone was about to say something but a certain woman manage to crawl out of the mob with some bruises. She sluggishly crawls toward the finish line and she cross the line before she drop on her back with a groan.

"…The winner of Total Drama Odyssey and the billionaire is…" Chris grinned, "Gwen!" Most of the eliminated travelers cheered for the goth woman.

"All right." Gwen cheered before the host drop the heavy briefcase on the goth woman's stomach, causing her to grunt out. "Finally, we are done with this show!"

"It's over already?" The cooker groaned as the queen bee get up on her feet, "I was gonna bring my cleavers out."

"Sorry, Chef." Chris chuckled.

"ARGH!" Heather shouted angrily at the sky, she was so close and she can't believe that she just lost one billion dollars to the weird goth woman.

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**We are finally done with the TDO arc! Heather is the winner of the TDO in the 'cannon'! Love it? Hate it?**

**Wow, Chris just tricked his son into signing a contact and it look like there were a lot of copies, meaning that Naruto can't do anything about it! Chris is very crafty than we thought! I wonder how will it work out with our redhead? Who know?**

**The epilogue chapter: I think there will be some delay since I don't know how long it will be so it may will take a while until it come out. Just to let you know in case.**

**Wow, I still can't believe that the WDL will end in the next chapter!**

**Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.**

**Please leave reviews and feedbacks here. The flames will be feed to everyone as Chef's mystery meat.**


	45. Epilogue

**Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.**

**WHOA, THAT'S A LOT OF REVIEWS! DAMN!**

**Shorter chapter than I thought it would be...It was long in my head.**

**This chapter is gonna be a little different…It's a picture montage in your head! Everything that you will read is in order but there are a lot of timeskip so I'll leave it to your imaginative.**

**All of your answers will be revealed in this chapter.**

**For these who ask me about Ridonculous Race: We'll see if I like it or not when it come out.**

**Corncob prank: What's that? I never heard of this prank! What are you talking about? Why am I holding a memory-erasing gun in my hand? Who are you people?! And where is my pant?!**

**Coldblue: 3) Chris know that Naruto can't make a choice so he decide to take it in his hands…That and it's also for his personal entertainment.**

**Bold: Title**

**Italic: Description of the picture**

**Line break: Fade**

**Anyway, it's time for the forty-five chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.**

**Friendly reminder: Some characters must be OOC and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes.**

**Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.**

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**Chapter 45: Epilogue**

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**(The Aftermath of TDO)**

Naruto stare at the women with nervous expression as Heather, Blaineley, Amy, Gwen, Bridgette, Izzy, Dawn, Zoey, Sky and Ella seems to be arguing with each other and in the background, everyone was watching the screaming bloodied host get beat up by Chef, wielding a frying pan.

_***Flash***_

The redhead attempts to calm the women down as he gets close to them and they were staring at him. In the background, Igor was attacking Chris with its' talons and the cooker suddenly lift a large rock up with angry expression as if he was about to smash it down on the poor host.

_***Flash***_

The women shout at the redhead as if they were telling him to stay out of it and Naruto hold his hands up with cold sweats. Chris drag himself across the ground with his good arm in the background, begging for mercy as Chef and Igor carry a large metal pole and the travelers just laugh at the host.

_***Flash***_

Naruto drop his jaw with widened eyes as the women shook hands together, still glaring at each other and the travelers just raised their eyebrow at the sight. Maeve was poking her grandpa with a long stick in the background.

_After a long discussion, we agreed to share and date Naruto. Poor Naruto didn't have any said in this discussion and Chef was so mad at Chris for a while._

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**(Cody and Katie's Wedding)**

Cody and Katie were kissing in front of the cheering audience. Naruto, Duncan, Noah, DJ and Justin were standing right next to the groom and Sadie, Gwen, Zoey, Beth and Jo were at the bride's side and they were clapping with a smile.

_The next day after the final episode, Cody and Katie just had a wedding day. Naruto was the best man and Sadie was the maid of honor._

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**(Bar With Total Drama Cast)**

Brick, B, Eva and Rodney were chugging the mugs and the cast were cheering for them.

_***Flash***_

Dave screams out with franticly expression as Shawn shove him into Ezekiel, it turn out that the feral man was covered in some kind of jell-o slimes.

_***Flash***_

Alejandro, Naruto and Duncan were sitting together, eating the Buffalo wings as they watch the sport game on television.

_***Flash***_

Everyone pull the confusing redhead away from the alcoholic drinks and he raises his eyebrow at his screaming friends.

_***Flash***_

Harold pass out on top of the table, surrounding by Scott, Cameron, Mike and Lightning as they pose together after draw several drawings on the nerd's face with a black marker.

_***Flash***_

The bar was in mess and almost everyone passes out on the floor, tables and chairs. Several of the people raise their eyebrows at the snoring bookworm, Noah was hanging upside down from the ceiling fan.

_A night out with the cast! It was kinda wild and everyone have a great time, we still can't figure out who was the one that hang Noah up but we think Naruto, Duncan or Izzy have something to do with that._

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**(Chef's Cook-Down Show)**

Chef stand behind the counter with a flaming fry pot as he hold a large cleaver up and several cookers stare at the large glaring cooker nervously.

_Chef got his first show as a host and a judge. Poor cookers wannabe, they don't know what they just got themselves into._

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**(Beardo)**

Beardo stand in the middle of a studio and there were a lot of microphones as he speaks into them with a headphone.

_Beardo somehow get a job as a professional human-soundboard…_

_***Flash***_

The human soundboard was holding hands with a geeky black woman and she was carrying a toddler boy.

_And he starts a family, which was odd since he spoke to them in sound effects language._

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**(Harold)**

Harold sits in the café with a buxom blonde woman and they were flirting with each other.

_***Flash***_

Baby was holding the screaming nerd up by his collar as the muscular man holding his fist up as if he was going to hit the nerd in the face and the woman just smack her face.

_Harold just met someone from a school where he works as a teacher and she later becomes his wife. It turn out that she is the young sister of Baby._

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**(Naruto's Ten Days of Wedding)**

Naruto and Heather were standing in the middle of the church and the redhead was putting a ring on the smiling queen bee's finger as the audience watch on. Alejandro glance at the front row nervously from the groom's side, it turn out that Chris was trying to hold Chef back with everyone's help.

_Naruto and Heather's wedding take place in the church and Alejandro is their best man. Good thing that we took Chef's cleavers away at the entrance._

_***Flash***_

The redhead was standing in front of a gothic castle with Gwen and she was wearing a gothic wedding dress. They were smiling at Maeve as Duncan gilded her up to them and she was carrying the rings. In the background, the protesting cooker was in a straitjacket and he was chained to the cartwheel, courtesy of Chris.

_Naruto and Gwen's wedding at Bran Castle. Maeve is the ring-bearer and Duncan was chose to be the best man. We have to tie Chef up so he won't try to stop the wedding, such a mother hen._

_***Flash***_

Bridgette and Naruto hug each other under the wedding arch at the beach as Owen throw the uncooked rice at them with a tear in his eyes.

_Owen, the best man, is so emotional during Naruto and Bridgette's wedding and he just throw the rice at them so early before they have a chance to kiss each other._

_***Flash***_

Naruto stare into Zoey's eyes as they stand in front of an old Cathedral and Cameron raise his eyebrow at Chris. The screaming host was running away from Igor in the background, waving his arms around to block the parrot's talons.

_Zoey and Naruto have fulfilled their childhood promise and Cameron is their best man. We still can't figure out how Igor always find Chris._

_***Flash***_

Sky kiss Naruto in front of the Niagara Falls and DJ just blow his nose with the tissues, wiping some tears off.

_Naruto and Sky's wedding at the Niagara Falls was so wonderful that DJ, their best man, can't hold it together. He went through so many tissues this day._

_***Flash***_

Ella and Naruto were standing in the middle of the castle's Great Hall and it seems like that the wedding's theme was a fairy tale. Cody glance at his right side with a yelp, it turn out that there was a horse in the Great Hall and the creature was chewing on the geek's shirttail.

_Naruto and Ella's fairy tale-theme in the Great Hall and Cody was their best man, we have to buy Cody a new tuxedo after their wedding._

_***Flash***_

Noah cling on the tail of the biplane with a frightened expression and the screaming redhead hold Izzy on top of the biplane as she spread her arms out with a giggle.

_Noah regret that he agreed to be Naruto's best man for Izzy's wedding and we all don't knows that the wedding would take place on top of the flying biplane._

_***Flash***_

Dawn and Naruto stand in the middle of the forest, holding hands as if they were giving each other a vow and Justin glance nervously at the bear in tuxedo with a confusing expression.

_Dawn and Naruto's wedding in the forest. Justin, the best man, still questioned Dawn's decision to invite Teddy the bear to her wedding to this day._

_***Flash***_

Amy pull the redhead into a deep kiss by force as she grope him in front of everyone at a large courtyard and in the background, B just cover the confusing little girl's eyes with his hands.

_We're glad that B, the best man, cover Maeve's eyes during Amy and Naruto's wedding. We don't want to explain about the grope to her at all._

_***Flash***_

Blaineley hug Naruto tightly as the redhead flailing his arms around, it turn out that the excitingly blonde woman just buried the redhead's face into her cleavage and Max, the best man, just smack his face with a shaking head.

_Blaineley was so exciting on her wedding day that she don't know that she almost suffocated her new husband with her breasts. Max was glad that he is the best man at a normal wedding day instead of some crazy wedding days._

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**(Trent)**

Trent sits on a chair in a living room with a toddler girl on his laps and there were two golden records on the wall right behind the musician.

_Trent follow his dream and become a professional musician, won a several awards for top-selling songs. He hooked up with one of a groupie and they have a daughter, Melody._

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**(Sugar and Leonard)**

Leonard glance over his shoulder nervously as the bulky man aim a shotgun at his back and the wizard wannabe was standing right next to Sugar in front of a priest.

_Leonard knocked Sugar up and they had a shotgun wedding when her father found out. We heard that they live on a dirt farm, raising a son and a daughter._

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**(Cody and Katie)**

Katie scanned some clothes in a store as a little girl attempt to climb out of the playpen behind her and the tanned woman was smiling at the kid.

_Katie bought a building and she turns it into a clothing store with a daycare. Sometime she would bring her daughter, Jessica, to her work._

_***Flash***_

Cody types the codes into a computer and he was glancing at another monitor to check the graphic of a video game.

_Cody becomes a game developer and he later becomes a CEO of his own video game company._

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**(Shawn)**

Shawn peek out of his bunker nervously with a little boy and the said boy roll his eyes with a sigh.

_Shawn still believes that the zombie outbreak will happen and he has been teaching several people about surviving the outbreak. His son, Carl, kept asking us how his parent ended up together and we still have no answer for that._

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**(Jo and DJ)**

Jo point her index fingers at the sweating people with a glare as she bark at them and the people look like they want to beg her for something.

_Jo owns a gym and the members regret the day that they decided to buy a lifetime membership because Jo won't allow them to quit right away._

_***Flash***_

DJ stirs the soup in the pot, wearing a frill apron and he was smiling at two children as they play with the pots.

_DJ becomes a stay-at-home dad while Jo bring some bacons home and he is very happy with his son and daughter, John and Carla._

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**(Topher)**

Topher gesture at the stage with a microphone and the judges just sit there with bored expressions.

_Chris decide to give Topher a chance at the host gig and let's say that he's pretty bad than Chris but we hope that Topher will get better at it. We heard some rumors that he is seeing Staci._

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**(Staci)**

The audience were snoring on the chairs as Staci hold her index finger up with a open mouth as if she was still talking and an twitching actress was sitting right next to her, looking like she was about to explode.

_Staci somehow lands a job as a talk hostess and we feel a little sorry for the guests because they barely get any words out during her ramble._

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**(Leshawna and Rodney)**

Rodney run in though the cornfield as he carry two little boys on his shoulders and they were all laughing together. Leshawna was right behind them with a young girl on her back, it look like she was chasing them down with a water balloon. It turns out that Leshawna and the little girl was wet, courtesy of the boys with the water guns.

_Rodney and Leshawna inherited a farm from Rodney's grandfather and Leshawna work as a secretary for a company. They have two sons, Bobby and Dean, and one daughter, Robin._

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**(Lightning)**

Lightning hold a huge trophy up with a cheer and he never notice that he just knock his teammate out with the trophy by accident.

_Lightning is a NFL player and his position is running back for Atlanta Falcon. He won an MVP award and he was so exciting that he just knocked few players out by accident!_

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**(Scott)**

Scott run out of the altar, shouting at Fang as the mutated shark carry the buxom brunette bride and the bride look very happy for some reason.

_Scott decide to stay as a farmer and he was about to marry his girlfriend but Fang just crashed the wedding day and he ran off with the bride. It turn out that Scott's girlfriend have a thing for Fang, poor guy._

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**(Alejandro and Jasmine)**

Alejandro lean against his comfy chair with his legs up on a desk, wearing a gray suit and he was smirking smugly.

_Alejandro decides to become a ambassador in Australia and he married Jasmine in this country. They have a little girl, Alona._

_***Flash***_

Jasmine run out of the ruined temple with a relic in her arms and she was screaming out as the large boulder roll out of the temple's entrance.

_Jasmine travel around the world as an adventurer and she have discovered so many ancient relics. She becomes so famous that some people are talking about making a movie about her adventure._

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**(Dakota and Sam)**

Dakota hold her index finger up as she speaks into her cell phone and a group of people attempt to show her the profiles, showing that the sales were doing very well.

_Dakota is a CEO of Fashion Company and it make her richer than ever. Good thing that she has Sam to hold her down to the earth instead of her gaining a huge ego._

_***Flash***_

Sam play a fighting video game with his toddler girl and it look like the little girl was winning the game, she never notices that Sam barely touches his controller.

_Sam got his dream job as a game tester and he always bring new video games home so he can play games with his daughter, Peach._

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**(Duncan)**

Duncan sits behind a desk in a certain office and he smacks his forehead as a police woman led a boy and girl up to him. The children wore punk clothes and Duncan was wearing a suit with a jacket.

_We were surprised that Duncan become a detective. Funny thing is that his son and daughter, Reggie and Emily, are rebelling against the system and get in a lot of trouble like he used to._

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**(Lindsay and Owen)**

Lindsay and Owen sit together as they fed each other a slice of cake and a little boy make a gag gesture behind their backs. What make it odd is that they all were in a restaurant's kitchen and several cookers glance at them with a raised eyebrow as the head cooker roll his sleeves up with a glare.

_Lindsay pursues her career as a fashion designer and Owen actually work as a chef. The head cooker regrets that he decides to work with Owen because he has to stop Owen from eating the customer's foods. They both have a son, Ray._

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**(Brick)**

Brick salute at the Canadian flag in his military uniform and he have a lot of medals pin on his uniform as the military salutes behind his back in the background.

_***Flash***_

Naruto was holding Brick in headlock with a grin and several cast members was patting the laughing cadet on back with a cheer.

_Congrats, Brick, for getting the promotion. We don't know that you would become the general._

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**(Ezekiel)**

A young girl smack her face as Ezekiel chase the screaming clown around in the circus and a brunette bombshell give the little girl a sheepishly smile.

_Ezekiel's daughter, Jane, still can't believe that her mother married Ezekiel. Some of us still can't believe that a hot nurse, Duncan's words, would marry Ezekiel because he is still in a feral state._

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**(Samey and Tyler)**

Samey was reading a children book to a toddler boy in her lap and the boy glance up at her with a coo.

_Samey enjoy her free time with her son, Manson. She is a kindergarten teacher and she really loves it._

_***Flash***_

Tyler trip over a dumbbell and several people run away with bloodcurdling screams as the weights flew over their heads.

_Tyler is a personal trainer at the gym. Some people stick with him, even if he accidentally sends them to the hospital! We hope that they'll make it to their goal._

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**(B)**

B receives a box from a man in suit and they were shaking hands with a smile as the audience applauses for the silent man.

_B has received a Nobel Prize for his work in robotic science. We are all proud of him._

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**(Anne Marie and Mike)**

Mike was talking to several people in a circle with a smile and in the background, there was a whiteboard that read, 'Group Meeting'.

_Mike becomes a therapist to help people understanding their MPD and similar conditions._

_***Flash***_

Anne Marie cut a person's hair as she sprays it with a can and there was few people sitting on the chairs, waiting for their turn.

_Anne Marie decides to work as hairdresser. Mike and Anne Marie have a son named Johnny and we found out that Anne Marie is pregnant with their second child._

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**(Justin and Beth)**

Justin gives the camera a beaming smile as he hug Beth from behind and the blushing woman was holding a toddler girl, standing in front of the beach.

_Justin and Beth on vacation with their daughter, Gem. Justin is now a famous supermodel and Beth is a dentist._

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**(Courtney and Max)**

Courtney shouts at the scared jury as she slams her hands on the rail and the judge facepalm at the sight.

_Courtney is a lawyer and she has a good rate of winning the cases but she still need to work on her temper. We think that some of jurors were scarred each time she takes a case._

_***Flash***_

Max gesture at the world map, littered with black flags, with a evil laughter and a young boy just stare at him with a deadpan expression as if he was getting used to it.

_Max is still plotting to take over the world and his son, Dexter, feel like he is not the only person that questioning his parent's odd relationship._

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**(Cameron and Scarlett)**

Cameron wear a white coat and he write something down on a clipboard with a smile.

_Cameron becomes a doctor and we were surprised by his chosen career. He later becomes a CEO of his hospital._

_***Flash***_

Scarlett pours some chemicals into the vial and she was glaring at the sweating scientists as if she was telling them to stay away from her.

_Scarlett is a chemist and she have two daughters, Betty and Natalia. They both inherited their mother's personality and we kinda feel sorry for Cameron._

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**(Eva and Geoff)**

Eva and Geoff was sitting on a sofa in front of the audience as they talk to several celebrities and the bodybuilder have a bump on her stomach, meaning that she is pregnant.

_Eva and Geoff still work as talk hosts and they has their own talk show, Late Night with Geoff and Eva. They are expecting to have a son pretty soon._

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**(Noah and Sadie)**

Noah wave his clipboard around as he bark order at the cameraman and several workers were hauling the equipments around.

_Noah is now a director and he have produced several movies. Some of his movies grossed over millions of dollars._

_***Flash***_

Sadie was playing a patty-cake game with a little girl and a baby was sleeping in a crib.

_Sadie is a housewife and she has a daughter and son, Hope and Malak. Noah hope that they won't end up with a big family like his parent did._

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**(Dave)**

Dave wipes the counter with towel and squinter in the store, he never notices that a bulky man was crossing his arms with a deadly glare as he tap his foot on the floor.

_Dave become the manager of his local store, Best Buy. Sometime, he'll get a lot of complaints from the customers because he always takes too long to clean one counter._

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**(Chris)**

Chris grins at the camera as he gestures at the stage set and he has several grey hairs.

_Chris is still hosting some reality show and game shows. We all refuse to sign any papers that he gives us each time he see us._

_***Flash***_

The host screams out as Igor attack him from behind and several people were running away from them.

_***Flash***_

Chris punches Igor right in the beak.

_***Flash***_

Igor bit Chris' finger and the host cried out in pain.

_***Flash***_

The host throws the parrot against the wall with a shout.

_***Flash***_

The parrot flew into Chris' groin and the host screamed out in pain.

_***Flash***_

Chris and Igor lie on the ground with bloodied faces and many bruises all over their bodies.

_Chris and Igor's feud still went on for a long time and we think that their feud won't end until their death. We were surprised that Igor has been living this long past the average parrot's lifetime._

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**(Uzumaki Family)**

Heather holds a toddler boy in her arms with a smile and the boy was giggling as he plays with a stuffed bunny.

_Heather with her son, Boruto. Heather is a CEO of a electronic company that have sell a lot of products around the world._

_***Flash***_

Bridgette laugh at the camera as she pushes two girls around on a large floating platform and the girls were splashing waters at each other with a squeal.

_Bridgette with her daughters, Pearl and Cordula. Bridgette is working as a marine biologist._

_***Flash***_

A soul floats out of Naruto's gaping mouth as he stares at Izzy in the bed with comatose expression and he has a good reason for his shock. In the foreground, Izzy was grinning at the camera as she hold eight sleeping babies in her arms.

_Izzy have octuplets and Naruto was pretty shocked that he didn't snap out of it for a few weeks. She has five boys and three girls. The boys' names are Aaron, Draco, Victor, Peter and Yan. The girls' names are Daisy, Ula and Fairy._ _We bet that the park rangers will be shocked like Naruto when they found out that their fellow ranger have give birth to eight children on the same day._

_***Flash***_

Dawn crouching down to a toddler boy as he shows her a worm and he has a blank expression likes the petite woman.

_Dawn with her son, Gaara. Dawn decides to be a housewife and she always spends her time in the forest in the backyard when she has free time. We still have hard time reading Gaara and Dawn's expression and only Naruto know._

_***Flash***_

Gwen draw a sketch in her sketchbook as a toddler girl sleep on her laps and she was smiling at the toddler.

_Gwen is a professional artist and she have another daughter, Phoebe._

_***Flash***_

Ella dance in the living room with a young boy and the young girl just roll her eyes on the sofa with a bored expression.

_Ella has a son, Inigo, and a daughter, Rapunzel. Ella is a famous writer who has wrote several children's books. Inigo has inherited his mother's love for fairy tales and Rapunzel act like she is only one who is mature instead of her mother and brother._

_***Flash***_

Blaineley relax on the lounge chair with a baby bump and a toddler boy was cuddling up on her side as they sleep under the shade of the umbrella.

_Blaineley enjoy her relaxing time with her son, Sora, and she hope that her second child will be a girl. Blaineley is still a hostess in several shows and she always refuse to work in any shows with Chris._

_***Flash***_

Amy was cooking a dinner and she kept her eyes on an identical twin, both girls, as they play with dolls.

_Amy cooking dinner for the family and she hope that her daughters, Elaine and Jackie, won't fight with each other like she did with Samey. Amy is a professional cheerleader._

_***Flash***_

Sky holds her gold medal up with a giggle and the giggling toddler boy attempt to snatch the medal as he jump up in air.

_Sky with her son, Rain. Sky is an Olympian and she just won a gold medal in the Olympic._

_***Flash***_

Zoey lean over the table as she checks some answers on the paper and a young boy look very nervous.

_Zoey help her son, Ichigo, with his math homework. Zoey is a fashion designer and everyone really love her retro designs._

_***Flash***_

Naruto yelp as a teenager girl jump on his back with a wide grin and she was wearing a frilly gothic clothes.

_***Flash***_

The teenager hold her hand out to the redhead and Naruto glance around nervously as if he want to distract her with something.

_***Flash***_

Gaara walk into his father's sight.

_***Flash***_

Naruto suddenly hand Gaara over to the teenager and the young boy just stare at her with a blank expression.

_***Flash***_

The teenager pout as the redhead run away with a yelp and Gaara still stare at her.

_Maeve is now in high school and she still want to marry Naruto, even if Naruto tried to make her give up. Maeve really has a father complex and Naruto was right about his fear becoming reality._

_***Flash***_

Naruto stand on the stage with an Oscar award in his hand and he was grinning at the camera with a wave.

_***Flash***_

The redhead scratch his head with a sheepishly chuckle and there was several Oscar awards on the podium.

_Naruto get more famous as a actor and he just won five Oscar award on same night!_

_***Flash***_

Chef holds Rain up in air with a grin and in the background, Chris run around with a scream as the octuplets chase him around with the corncobs. The Uzumaki family was laughing at the poor host.

_Chef spend some times with his godson and Chris still wish that Naruto don't teach his children the corncob pranks because they all keep targeting their grandpa, Chris._

_***Flash***_

Naruto stand in front of a large mansion with his large family and he glance at his wives nervously as they stare at him with a coyly smirk.

_The Uzumaki family's new mansion. Let's say that Naruto don't have any time to sleep for a few days._

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**(Total Drama Reunion)**

The Total Drama cast posed together with their children and they all were smiling happily.

_***Flash***_

Chris ran past them with a bloodcurdling scream as Igor attacks him and the cast raised their eyebrow at the sight. They didn't notice that Chef was laughing evilly at the host.

_We really love our Total Drama Family!_

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Maeve closed the photo album with a smile and she glance at her father as he rub his chin in front of the computer. "Daddy, how long are you gonna stare at the computer for?" Maeve pouted, "We're gonna be late for dinner, nya! You know how moms will get if your dinner get cold, nya."

"Goman, Ma-chan." Naruto chuckled nervously, "Just give me a few minutes, dattebayo. I need to come up with a title for my autobiography book."

"..." The teenager girl tapped her chin for a while, "…Oh, I got one, nya! What a Dramatic Life!"

"…What a Dramatic Life?" The redhead rubbed his chin before he smile at her daughter as he typed into his computer, "Yeah, that's a good title, dattebayo."

"Now you're done with the book, let's go before they get mad, nya!" Maeve suddenly drag her father out of the den.

"Hai, hai." Naruto chuckled as he turned the light off and the moonlight shine up on the photo album's picture cover. The picture was Kushina sitting with a smile as she hug Naruto on her lap and the toddler was grinning at his mother with a squeal.

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_**What a Dramatic Life…Fin**_

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**And this ends our forty-five chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.**

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**I will announce the next stories that I will bring to you in time…**

**WDL: What If…Summary: A series of oneshot. What if Naruto end up with someone else? (It will start with one pairing to large harem! For example…In one chapter, what if Naruto fall in love with Lindsay? In another chapter, what if Naruto fall in love with Bridgette and Anne Maria? And yes, there will be lemons in this story! There will be some surprising chapters and I'm thinking about doing chapters on genderbending TD characters, like female version of Duncan or Justin. I'm also thinking about doing a reverse harem where Naruto will share a girl but we'll see about that.)**

**Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfic: Title and Summary in process.**

**Invader Zim Crossover**

**More of Naruto crossover. Let me warn you that Naruto's personality will be different, depending on the stories.**

**I will try to juggle a few stories to see how it will turn out for me.**

**I will let you know that I'm going on a long break so keep your eyes out for any signs…Oh, and the stories' update will be very random and not fixed like this story. Just to let you know that.**

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Naruto, Total Drama series, Adventure, Humor