Digimon 1. Warning: Movie may cause popping noises

A/N: I'll try and distribute the focus between all 12 kids. I'm also open to requests since this should be a pretty laid-back drabble collection. Also did slice of life not used to be a genre option? *shrugs* That's what these are so...

A/N: To get a feel for the popping noise, think Donkey in Shrek 2

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"_Dinosaurs roamed the Earth during the Mesozoic era. Humans were not alive then meaning the dinosaurs never did get to 'Meet the Flinstones'."_

Tai couldn't tell if the narrator's droning monotone added or took away from the video's poor attempt at humor. Whenever a teacher played a video in class, most students considered it a blessing. Tai, on the other hand, dreaded classes spent in the dark with only one very boring, educational source of entertainment. He could never sit still and just watch or even put his head down to get a quick nap. He always ended up fidgeting and losing his patience which lead to him taking drastic measures.

Tai tapped his fingers along his desk and eyed the rest of the class. A majority looked zombie-like as they stared at the screen without expression. Matt was among them. In the seat to Tai's left he slouched with elbows to the desk and both hands placed below his chin dutifully keeping his head pointed to the screen.

Tai leaned toward his friend, pursed his lips together then pushed them out with a dull popping sound. Matt didn't react, so Tai did it again… and again… and again. He couldn't tell if hours of slamming his guitar with the amp at full volume had finally caused Matt to go deaf or he well and truly was ignoring him. Either way, Tai diverted his attention back to the video with a sigh.

"_Paleontologists have no proof of what color dinosaurs really were. They could have been green and brown but they also could've been red or maple… or bisque… or periwinkle… or chartreuse..."_

Considering Agumon, Tai should've found a video about dinosaurs at least a bit interesting, but he couldn't bring himself to watch. Tai was one to live in the present, not listen in awe to stories about the past.

The narrator continued listing colors for awhile. Bored again, Tai picked up his pencil and lobbed it toward Matt. It bopped his elbow then fell to the floor and rolled across the room. Matt's eyes followed the pencil then he looked toward Tai inquisitively.

Tai made eye contact then made the popping noise again.

Matt rolled his eyes but copied Tai's noise albeit a bit louder. A few students glanced over then Sora, in the desk in front of Matt, twisted around in her seat and gave them both a measured warning glare before turning her attention back to the video.

The glare only encouraged Tai as he reached his foot across the aisle to tap Sora's sneaker then proceeded to smack his lips three times at a much more risky volume.

Sora whipped around and hissed, "You'll get us all in trouble!"

"Miss Takenouchi!" their teacher called. The lights went on, and the whole class's eyes were drawn to her. She sat up straighter in her seat and went beet red.

"Yes, Mr. Kawano?"

"Did you want to share with the class why you are talking during our fascinating film about the dinosaurs?"

Matt asked sarcastically, "This isn't about the color cycle?"

"I thought it was about the Flinstones!" Some kid in the back piped.

The teacher hit the TV remote against his desk. "Dinosaurs, class, dinosaurs! There will be a quiz!"—cue a collective groan from the whole class—"Now Miss Takenouchi, care to share why you're speaking?"

"Uh no, sir. I wouldn't."

The teacher blinked. "Oh… alright." He hit the play button on the remote and the video resumed.

_"The Tyrannosaurus Rex was big. Very big. Large even. Approximately 15 to 20 feet tall and 40 feet long. Most people picture them as green or brown, but the Tyrannosaurus Rex could have been red or maple... or bisque... or periwinkle... or chartreuse..."_

Still turned around to face the two boys, Sora hissed, "Thanks for getting me in trouble."

Tai put his hand over his heart. With the smallest hint of a smirk that he couldn't quite lose, he said, "Sora, I formally, sincerely and profusely apologize."

She looked pointedly at Matt. "And you?"

In response, Matt merely smacked his lips causing Tai to burst out laughing and the teacher to turn the lights back on.

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	2. TK gets Ken a date

A/N: Ken's milkshake brings all the girls to the yard...

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It always amazed Ken how easily pleased TK was. They'd been caught in a torrential downpour which wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't midnight and all the shops in Odaiba were closed. They'd eventually found solace in some retro diner. One milkshake later and TK had completely forgotten the water in his shoes or the ruined hat tucked away in his bag. Ken, on the other hand, was still gloomily mulling over his soaked clothes.

Ken eyed his burger as he spoke. With all the grease, it was almost as soggy as him. "All I'm saying is that we don't need to sneak into your school's computer lab to get to the Digital World. We can and have used other computers."

"We can," TK agreed.

"So no one wanted to today because…?"

TK sipped his milkshake happily and shrugged. "Tradition?"

Ken shook his head and while doing so, he caught sight of a short, red-headed girl sat at a table nearby. He recognized her from a Mathletes competition he participated in last month. She'd been one of the finalist; Ken had won of course but had been distracted by her the whole time. The way she crinkled her nose while concentrating; how she kept tucking her hair behind her ear but refused to just pull it back...

A hand waved in front of his eyes, breaking his line of vision. He looked away from the girl just as she glanced toward him.

"What are you staring at?" TK asked then twisted around in his seat to look at the girl in the least subtle way possible. Ken told him to stop staring in a hushed panic. TK looked back at Ken, now with a slight smirk.

"Oooh" TK drawled dragging out the 'o' for as long as he could. "You like her, don't you?"

Ken dropped his milkshake and sputtered, "What?! No, no, no I don't. I—Oh god. Do not even think about it. I know that look."

"What look?" TK asked innocently.

"That 'I'm-gonna-do-something-nice' look. Talking to and/or addressing her in anyway would not be nice, TK. Don't look at her, turn around." He physically took hold of TK's shoulder and turned him. Unfortunately Ken had turned him so he was facing outward and could easily scoot out of the booth.

"Relax," TK ordered. Ignoring Ken's pleas he stood up and walked over to the girl. He couldn't have been over there for more than twenty seconds before returning to their table. The girl was now blushing profusely as TK collapsed in the booth across from Ken grinning widely. He snatched up his milkshake and took a triumphant sip.

"You, my friend, have a date. Pick her up at 7 tomorrow night."

Ken looked passed TK to the girl. She waved shyly, still blushing but also smiling, and Ken waved back, a smile tugging at his lips.

"How?" he asked.

TK grinned. "I have my ways."

Ken leaned back in his booth. He absent-mindedly picked up his burger and took a bite. While chewing he said thoughtfully, "Maybe I need to set you up with Kari so we're even."

At this, TK nearly choked on his milkshake and began stuttering in much the same way Ken had.

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	3. Ken Strikes Back

A/N: As requested, a follow-up to the last chapter! (A Joe chapter coming soon)

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Ken's date had gone extraordinarily well. The red-headed girl was bubbly and giggly and liked to talk math. They were having a good time. That is until he, half-jokingly, asked her what TK had said to her to make her agree to this date. She giggled and refused to answer. And with that, the whole thing was ruined because the entire time Ken couldn't stop thinking about _how _this was happening. He couldn't enjoy the moment; he kept trying to imagine what TK had said, what happened exactly that lead to him being alone with a girl he really liked.

TK had simultaneously made then wrecked his date which meant Ken had no choice but to get revenge. Friendly, justified, G-rated revenge.

This bring us to next Tuesday where the younger team of Chosen Children are meeting for their weekly trip to Kio's, a local burger restaurant, and Ken has to put his plan into action.

Cody leaned back in his seat and kept his eyes on the ceiling while he spoke. "Ken, I'm just not sure what the point is?"

He sighed and repeated for the tenth time, "I'm getting back at TK."

"For getting you a date?"

"Yes."

"By getting him a date with Kari?" Davis asked bitterly.

"Yes."

Davis narrowed his eyes. "…For an ex-Digimon Kaiser you're really bad at this whole revenge thing."

"The plan's foolproof, alright? Okay, so when I say the code word, all of us just need to get up and walk away."

Yolei sighed exasperatedly. "Ken, leaving them alone to grab a burger is not a date."

Ken nodded. "No of course not. That's why I brought this candle."

With a completely straight face, Ken pulled out a lavender candle.

"That's… not anymore of a date."

"It's romantic now," Ken insisted.

"Hey!" Kari greeted. Not far behind her, TK waved. She observed, "You're all here early."

"Nothing wrong with that!" Ken said a bit too quickly, but neither of them seemed to catch on. TK and Kari slid onto the two empty chairs across from each other.

Kari was just about to speak again when Ken shouted, "MILKSHAKE!" Upon hearing the code word, three of the Chosen Children leapt up and shuffled to hide behind a booth a few yards over. Ken chucked the candle onto the table then followed leaving the two unsuspecting teens completely alone.

"Oh, this is awkward," Kari said in a voice that lacked any sort of discomfort or embarrassment.

"So, so awkward," TK agreed.

Ken whispered to Cody beside him, "It's not working. Why isn't it working?"

"Davis! Cody! Now!" TK called out. Davis and Cody both sprung away from the booth leaving a very confused Yolei and Ken sitting there alone. The lights in the restaurant dimmed, the now lit lavender candle was placed between them, and two trays with very fancy meals were in front of each of them.

Ken stared at it all in awe. "…How?!"

"I have my ways," TK said from somewhere in the darkness. Him, Kari, and Davis were no longer visible, but Cody could be seen in the corner with a violin and a sign around his neck reading "Mood music."

"Since when does Cody play the violin?!" Ken asked.

"He doesn't."

A sharp screech came from the strings, but Cody continued to play nonetheless. He looked slightly flustered and glanced over to TK who signaled for him to keep going.

"But.. b-but…" Ken stuttered.

"Just accept it, Ken!" Davis called. The chime of the door opening could be heard as he, Kari, and TK walked out.

Yolei was thankful for the dimmed lights that hid her blush. She said, "You do know I wasn't a part of this?"

"No, I know," Ken said, a blush growing over him as well. His d-terminal beeped and he read the message beneath the table:

"_That red-headed girl was cute and all but it's pretty obvious who you really like. Have fun! Don't stay out too late! -TK"_

Ken glared at the device then looked over to Yolei. He smiled. "There really is no point in wasting this food…."

Yolei smiled then nodded, and they finished their date in peace sans when Cody had to interrupt to ask if he could go home yet.

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A/N: Poor, poor Ken. I did it in the name of comedy

A huge thank you to everyone who reviewed last chapter! Other requests will be coming soon :)


	4. Matt Teaches Joe How to Sing

A/N: Per request by Ninja of Sunshine, a Joe drabble!

The karaoke scene in the first season has to be in my top five favorite moments of digimon ever. If you don't remember what I'm talking about, watch it now: youtube com/watch?v=vcaomR2yNmI

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"Look, I know I'm not the best singer around," Joe confessed. Matt had his head bent down nearly to his lap, still trying to recover from Joe's last attempt at singing.

Between gritted teeth he said, "No, it's fine. Just, uh, we'll work on it." He took a deep breath and sat back up. Whoever the girl was Joe was trying to impress, Matt was really starting to doubt if singing was the way to win her heart and if singing _this_ song was necessary.

"Here, let's start back at the basics!" Joe said sounding uncharacteristically optimistic. "How do I make my voice go higher?"

"You just… you just do. I don't know."

"I think you're teaching skills need a bit more polishing," he deadpanned.

Matt sighed then reached forward and took hold of Joe's shoulders. "Here: sit up straighter. Bad posture means bad singing. Stop trying to hit the high note because you don't know how; keep it simple. Also stop trying to be Adam Levine. The man cannot be replicated. Sing with your own style. And most importantly, b_elieve_ you can sing. Don't be scared."

Joe smiled. "That was really good advice, Matt. Here, let me try again." He took a deep breath and scrunched his eyebrows in concentration.

"_I don't mind spending ev-er-ree-day"_

"Good, less emphasis on 'everyday'," Matt interjected.

"_Out on your corner in the pouring rain._

_Look for the girl with the broken smiiiiilllee"_

"Not so dramatic."

"_Ask her if she wants to stay awhile…"_

"Take it home."

Joe gulped in air then bellowed:

"_AND SHE WIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL BE LOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEDDD"_

Matt physically cringed.

"_AND SHE WWIIIIII-aw, sorry, out of breath—be LOOOOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEDDDD"_

His voice cracked spectacularly on each 'will' then followed them with a very, off-pitch and throaty 'loved'.

"Alright." Matt clasped his hands together, turning his knuckles white. "Alright, alright, alright." He brought his head down. "Okay. So Joe, I'm going to be honest because I am your friend, and you deserve to hear this." He brought his head back up and unclasped his hands. He massaged his eyebrows with one hand and placed the other on Joe's shoulder.

"She is not worth it. Go get a cat."

"Hilarious."

"I'm serious," Matt said. "Cat ladies are becoming more common nowadays, and you've gotta get ahead before all the good cats are taken."

Joe looked extremely offended. "I'm neither a cat nor a lady!"

"Yeah, yeah," Matt dismissed his words with a wave of the hand, and they each took a moment of silence to contemplate another way for Joe to go about impressing her.

"What if I rap?"

Matt looked Joe up and down and suppressed a chuckle. "You can't rap," he said.

Joe pouted, "How would you know? I always thought I'd be good at freestyling."

Matt grew panicked catching the determined glint in his friend's eye. "If you start rapping, so help me, I will kick you out of this apartment."

"It's my apartment," Joe said.

"Yeah," Matt said, "have fun explaining that one to your parent's."

With a smirk, Joe challenged his friend's hollow threat. He took a deep breath and at an off-beat speed that grew steadily slower as he went on, Joe rapped:

"_Yo, check it! My name is Joe, I'll keep this slow—er, and short."_

Matt covered his ears. "Joe, stop! please!"

"_I mean short and sweet to match this beat that I don't got…"_

"I'm begging you!"

_"'cause I haven't taught myself to sing, so I don't got no ring to my… beat?... What? Uh—"_

Matt sprung out of his seat. "I WARNED YOU!"

Sure enough, a few hours later Joe's parents returned home to find Matt Ishida lying on their couch lazily strumming his guitar and their son locked outside, leaning against the door muttering the words to some rap he couldn't get quite right.

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I can see people disagreeing with Joe's characterization here, but I don't know, I can picture him doing this haha


	5. Yolei Answers the Phone

A/N: I work at CVS and this is an accurate retelling of the first time I had to answer the phone

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The phone rang out like a gunshot crackling through the silence.

"_Good afternoon! Thank you for calling the Inoue Convenience Store! This is Yolei! How may I help you?"_

She rehearsed the greeting in her head as she took a deep breath. She could get through this.

The phone rang again like thunder overpowering the whistling wind in a storm.

"_Good afternoon! …It's eleven. Is it still morning? It feels like the afternoon, but technically it's before noon." _She sighed and scanned the store praying that another member of her family was near enough to answer it. They weren't.

The phone rang a third time like something overly dramatic that isn't a proper simile for a phone ringing.

She picked up the phone, mustered up all her courage, took a deep breath and out came her greeting:

"...Hi?"

She smacked her forehead causing her to nearly drop the phone. She fumbled for it then sputtered out the rest of the required greeting.

"Good, uh, before-noon. Thanks for calling.… This is the Inoue Convenience Store…. I'm Yolei… Inoue. Can I help you?"

"Yeah, so," said the gruff voice on the line, "do you sell marshmallows?"

"…What."

"Marsh. Mall. Ows. I'm gonna make smores."

There was something ridiculous about the whole weight of answering the phone being boiled down to a man asking for marshmallows.

"Oh, alright." She laughed nervously. For someone so loud and forceful, it was surprising that talking on the phone was what made Yolei lose her cool.

"Do you sell them?"

"…Yes." In actuality, Yolei hadn't the slightest clue if they sold marshmallows.

"Great, thanks. I'll swing by now and pick some up." The man sounded chipper which only caused Yolei's nerves to rise.

"Great, thank you, goodbye," she squeaked then promptly hung up and went sprinting to the sweets aisle to see if they sold marshmallows.

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A/N: I'll admit that I've never greeted anyone with "Good before-noon" but the rest is accurate. Thanks a ton to those who reviewed the last chapter :) It really does motivate me to keep posting! Feel free to review and/or offer a suggestion for another drabble!


	6. Sora Gives Flying Lessons

A/N: A drabble in the DW requested by Watcher321! It doesn't matter much when the rest of these drabbles take place, but this is post 02 when everyone was becoming a chosen child (according to the drama CD)

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"I don't really get why I'm helping you with this?" Davis questioned, trying to see Sora around the stacks of bike helmets he was carrying. "Veemon can't fly."

"Most of the people with flying digimon are busy today," Sora explained. "Plus we have to have this lesson while Elecmon is away with the babies, so we can have a cushioned training spot like Primary Village. Set the helmets down there."

Davis dumped the helmets on the ground to find a group of people watching him. There were mainly children but a few teenagers and even a couple adults were huddled around waiting for Sora's expertise. She smiled at them then whispered to Davis, "Just stand there and don't break anything."

"What could I possibly break in a town made of plush blocks?" As he said this, he leaned against said block. He accidentally pushed it over and it went tumbling down the colorful, plush hill into the dark depths of the forest where a loud explosion was heard not moments later.

Davis blinked.

"Too late," Yolei sighed.

Sora suppressed a laugh and patted Davis on the shoulder sympathetically. "Just stand there and look pretty."

"Too late on that one too," Yolei said earning her a glare from Davis.

A freckle-faced boy raised his hand. "Miss Sora, why did the block explode?"

"I don't know. Don't tell your mom that happened. Let's get started!" Sora clasped her hands together and smiled at the assembled group. "Welcome to your first day of flying lessons! Now we are gathered here today—"

"To join together the ground and your face," Davis whispered.

"Because all of you have recently digivolved your digimon to a level where it's capable of flying around with you. Before we start, did any want to share their previous flying experience?"

One boy who couldn't have been more than six raised his hand. Sora called on him.

"I fell out of a tree once," he said.

"…"

"…"

"Thank you for sharing," Sora said. "I assembled a few flying veterans to help all of you." She gestured to Yolei and Davis. "I will be taking the advanced fliers, Yolei, the intermediate and Davis, the newbies."

Everyone broke off into their respective groups, and for awhile things were going uneventfully well until…

"AAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!"

"STOP SCREAMING!" Davis screamed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!"

"YOU'RE TWO FEET OFF THE GROUND! CALM DOWN!"

Indeed, the six-year old was balanced on the back of his flymon only mere feet from the plush ground decked out in a helmet and shoulder pads with Davis stood dutifully at his side.

"CALM DOWN, KID! YOU'VE FALLEN OUT OF A TREE BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU? THIS IS NOTHING!"

"DAVIS, STOP YELLING AT THE CHILDREN!" Yolei yelled.

"BUT THE CHILD IS YELLING AT ME!"

"BUT YOU'RE THE GROWN-UP!"

During their back and forth, the young boy continued to scream. His face had turned red and a few of the other kids were watching in amazement and cheering him on.

"LISTEN, KID, CALM DOWN!"

"3 more seconds, Tim!" one little girl with a watch announced. "…Aaaaand time!"

The little boy, Tim, smiled triumphantly and hopped off of his flymon. "Pay up," he said to the freckle-faced boy who groaned and pulled a couple mystery-flavored suckers from his pocket.

Watching the scene from nearby, Sora tried to hide her amused smile. "Did you bet on how long you could scream? Kids can be so silly."

Davis agreed, "Yeah, they are. How is the mystery-flavor worth betting on? It's always the worst kind!" Yolei rolled her eyes and pushed him playfully. He stumbled backward into another block that went tumbling down the hill.

"Duck in cover!" someone cried causing the assembled crowd to panic and all drop to the ground.

Sora rubbed her forehead as the block exploded in the distance. "This is going to be a long day…"

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I have both the Matt/TK request and my own little drabble partly written so here's hoping I'll get one of those up soon! Thank you to those who have been reviewing :)


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