Also, while PointCast packages news and information as y'all's screensaver, SlateCast TM will package acute witticisms about the news directly onto y'all's voice-mail answering message--in y'all's own voice--thereby completely eliminating the need to develop or even to express y'all's own opinions.
The need to develop or express y'all's own opinions can be eliminated by SlateCast TM.