"The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink," wrote humorist George Mikes in his best-selling book How to be an Alien-- "so a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it."
「茶的問題出在﹘﹘它原本是種好飲料」，幽默作家喬治．米卡仕在他的暢銷書《如何成為老英》裡寫道：「一群最優秀的英國科學家於是湊近他們的腦袋，用最複雜的生物實驗，想盡辦法毀了它。」