Later still it's English class, where Chun-chun becomes "Olly" and it's time to study A, B, C. As if this wasn't enough, on Fridays Chun-chun attends a Taiwanese language class where they recite the doggerel: "Eat guava and out come bullets, eat pomelo and out come dried shrimps, eat longans and out come mushrooms, marrying a wife is the best of all."
接下來，上國語課，嘴裡拼著ㄅ、ㄆ、ㄇ，提起筆來寫國字；到了英文課，均均成了 Olly，換個名字改學 A、B、C。他學的還不只這些，星期五的鄉語課程還要學閩南語：「食菝仔放槍子，食柚仔放蝦米，食龍眼放木耳，欲娶新娘上歡喜。」