Mrs. Lu in Kaohsiung remembers a joke her son once told: "A woman at 20 is like a basketball-everybody's grabbing for her. At 30 she's like a ping-pong ball-they're starting to gently push her away. At 40 she's like a volleyball-they bat her away with oomph. By 50 she has turned into a golf ball-the farther away she flies, the better."
高雄盧太太說，有次兒子講了個笑話，「女生二十歲像籃球，大家搶著要；三十歲像乒乓球，不著痕跡地推來推去；四十歲像排球，用力打給對方；五十歲變成高爾夫球，滾得越遠越好！」