Even more unfortunate than blood relatives with five or six different surnames are those who have been saddled for life with terrible-sounding given names, such as Lanjiao (Taiwanese for "male genitalia") or Bindoa (" lazy ").
除了一個具有直系血緣關係的家族中，卻有五、六個不同的姓以外，運氣更差的，可能還要帶著鄙俗難以入耳的名字一輩子。如「蘭教」、「椪大」（閩南語『男子生殖器』、『懶惰』）等。