Painted up and smashing, it jumps to the stage, hot and spicy--an X-rated striptease ... "Tonight's program celebrates the birthday of the God of Five Counties. May he live for a million years! I'm speaking for all the performers in our troupe when I say, may he live forever and ever, to protect us from disasters! May our households be filled with treasures of gold and jade.
「今晚的節目是慶祝咱五府千歲的聖誕千鞦韆千秋，在此首先小妹代表全體演員恭祝咱千歲爺萬壽無疆，保佑大家四時無災、金玉滿堂開、財源滾滾一直來。」