We'll send you back to the mainland! "I always tell my daughter-in-law she must have sharp eyes to have married my son and not some old man." Now that his daughter-in-law has been granted permission to take up residence in Taiwan, this thoroughly authoritarian grandfather cannot help constantly comparing his eldest grandchild, who came to Taiwan some time ago, with her younger brother who has just arrived here with their mother.
「我一直告訴媳婦，你是眼睛很『金』，才會嫁給我兒子，沒有嫁給什麼老頭子」，現在媳婦獲准入境台灣居留，這位頗具權威的祖父，不免老是要將早就帶來台灣的長孫女和這次才跟媳婦來台的孫子比較一番。