Chang Shu-chen, whose daughter is a good little girl, tells of how excited her daughter was when she was about to go to school. She didn't expect that on her first day the teacher would pullout a bamboo rod and ask the students if they knew the meaning of "stir-fried bamboo shoots and porkslices" (a euphemism for being beaten).
女兒是位乖寶寶的張淑貞指出，她的孩子對上學有很高期待，不料第一天上學，老師拿出一根棍子，問他們知不知道什麼是「竹筍炒肉絲」。