Those heading off to work leave in the dark to avoid the traffic and snare a parking spot. Then they'll eat breakfast, read the paper, nap and start work full of energy. Take some time out to listen to a traffic report, why don't you? Rejoice in others 'misfortune for a moment.
上班族乾脆提前天未亮就出門，不塞車，還「搶」到了停車位，吃早餐、看報紙，再小憩一會兒、精神抖擻上班，順便打開收音機聽路況，幸災樂禍一番。