In an inspired moment he "determined to have all the white cows in the park stencilled with a blue Chinese pattern, but the animals were so obdurate and perverse as in the end to oblige him to abandon the scheme."
他靈光乍現，決定把它們都染成藍白色系以臻完美。可惜爵爺曲高和寡，對牛談「瓷」的結果是，牛群並不領情，很快就把「至美」還諸大地了。