A joke made the rounds in Aborigi-nal villages a while back: A young man undergoing an army physical complains that he can't see well, because he's nearsighted. After looking him over, a recruitment officer says, "Not a problem. I'll put you on the front line on Kinmen or Matsu.
台灣的原住民部落流傳一則冷笑話：一名年輕役男體檢時抱怨眼睛近視、看不見；區公所役政人員上下打量後，回答他：「把你排到金馬最前線，鐵定讓你看得一清二楚！」