Wang wondered what vital news his paper might have missed, but it turned out to be: "We have information that the great-grandfather, or maybe great-great-grandfather, of a certain candidate in the Chiayi elections once committed a crime--stealing a chicken. Now your paper can make the most of this!"
報館不知漏了什麼要聞，又怕停印損失不貲，嚇了一大跳，且聽下去：「資料顯示，嘉義某候選人的曾祖父還是高曾祖父曾經犯案，偷了人家一隻雞，你們可以好好發揮！」