If you say that whatever can't be used must be art, then he crams a ceramic ball into the bottle's mouth. If people say that only things which fit into frames are art, then he paints a picture of a vase on a ceramic plate. "In the end, two-dimensional vases like this sell well!"
如果你說不能用的就是藝術，那他就在瓶口上塞個陶球；如果人們只當畫框內的才是藝術，那他就把瓶子畫在陶板上，「這樣平面的陶瓶，果然好賣啊！」