When I was seventeen I was so crazy about heavy metal and long hair that I had an obituary notice printed up announcing the death of my grandma (who had actually passed away long before), so that school would allow me the 100-day mourning period in which to grow my hair.
十七歲時因為愛上重金屬音樂，迷戀長髮，還去印訃聞騙老師說奶奶死了（奶奶早就過世），以便能有一百天喪期不用理髮。