Write a whimsical and funny horoscope reading that makes a baseball reference
The gods of justice say they will hear your petition just as soon as they have finished discussing the designated-hitter rule
### Instruction: Write a whimsical and funny horoscope reading that makes a baseball reference
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### Answer: The gods of justice say they will hear your petition just as soon as they have finished discussing the designated-hitter rule</s>