Write a whimsical and funny horoscope reading that makes a baseball reference
The gods of justice say they will hear your petition just as soon as they have finished discussing the designated-hitter rule
<START_INST>Write a whimsical and funny horoscope reading that makes a baseball reference<END_INST><START_CTX><END_CTX><START_A>The gods of justice say they will hear your petition just as soon as they have finished discussing the designated-hitter rule<END_A>