What are five totally distinct, creative ways to describe the usefulness of a broken stapler.
One can put a broken stapler to good use as a 

- paper weight
- hammer
- home decor 
- ruler
- weapon
<START_INST>What are five totally distinct, creative ways to describe the usefulness of a broken stapler.<END_INST><START_CTX><END_CTX><START_A>One can put a broken stapler to good use as a 

- paper weight
- hammer
- home decor 
- ruler
- weapon<END_A>